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Yeah. Richie. Richie, let's change it up. Okay. So, where are we going to eat? Where do you usually take girls on
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dates? Yeah. It totally depends on how pretty they are.
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Oh my god. Or or I'm a or I'm a die. I'm a dime. You two are bad friends.
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Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
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Hey. Hey, it's the last chance for merch. Last chance. We have these hats I wear
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all the time. Look how dope these hats. Get it now. Badfriends merch.com. Damn. I don't know what was better, the
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zoo or the John Wick Museum. Best birthday ever. Well, there's more where that came from.
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A word. [Music]
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Is that the new Bad Friends merch? [Music]
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Happy birthday to me. Do you want to touch it? Can I?
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Yeah. Genuine embroidery. Oh, yes.
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Let's Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room. Okay, here we go. Fancy gone. And in his place, of course,
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lingering in the background is Waldo. Is Waldo. Where is he? We found him. Look at him back there. Look at him right there.
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Biting his nails. Nervous. Hola. No, that's him. No, that's not Waldo. Look at Look at George in the back,
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guys. Ladies and gentlemen, George has made his triumphant return. Triumphant.
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And of course, we have Richie is filling in uh for Fancy for the time being. I've never met Richie. Have you ever met
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Richie? Yeah, we worked together. We do. Uh Richie works with us. He does.
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He works for us. I've literally Have I ever met you, Richie? Uh like twice before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh where uh where did we
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meet each other? We met him at 7. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I edit all the clips for Bad Friends and stuff. Sometimes a clip I'm like, who did this?
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Who chose this? Richie. Richie, it's you every time. Yeah. Well, in your instinct, you have instincts.
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I try my best to. Yeah, Richie. Yeah. What's up?
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What's you were going to like him? I would love him.
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By the way, the first time you met Yeah. you met him at 7, you know what you did? You tussled his hair.
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I did. Yeah. You tussled his hair and you said, "Keep on keeping on." And Oh, that's right. So, he got that tattooed. Keep on
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keeping on. Oh, you did? Yeah. It's on my ass. Okay. He's married. He has six kids. Do you have kids? Really? They're all
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How many? Three. Holy moly. He's a machine. His wife is Cambodian. She is?
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Yeah. You liking those? Oh, she? Yeah. Yeah, he likes it. You can play the killing field with that
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game. I love that. Do you play that game with her where you She wears the hat and you know
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And you're Pot? No, I'm I'm Pop Pot sometime in bed. Yeah. You know who? Whoa. You know who
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Pot is? Uh, what? Like a dictator? I think emphasis on emphasis on Dick, my dude.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Top 10. Probably one of the most horrifying
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people of all time. Of all time. And he's also sponsoring the show. This episode of Bad Friends is brought you by Killing Fields and Killing Fields.
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So, wait a minute though. I post I post a video of Fancy crying like just
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balling crying laughing. You guys went to get food.
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You guys went to go to a restaurant and you and then Okay.
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No, it's McCone's fault. Mone got Yeah. Yeah. So, this is what happened. Okay.
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I'm going tell you what happened. Tell me. I went through the gate way before everyone else. Right. And sometimes I'll go I'm eating at this
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place, right? There were two seats open next to me. It's at It's not a table. It's like a bar.
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A bar. Yeah. So then, you know, um McCone and Andrea sit next to me.
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And we order I I've have I've already ordered a traditional breakfast, a
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traditional breakfast with eggs, bacon, right, and an orange juice, right?
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And in front of us is a gigantic kind of like menu that's leaning against the
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wall. And on the menu is this chocolatey thing that only 12-year-old kids get, right?
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It's got 16 pieces of chocolate stuck in it, right? Whipped cream, you know, I mean, a thick straw. It's just this
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thing that you Why would anyone get that for breakfast? And why would they? Yeah. But he orders it. Of course. Of course he does.
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After he orders his original meal, right? He He orders it later. He goes, "Excuse
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me. Um, is this available?" And in my mind, I'm like, "Why would you get that?" He gets it,
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right? Of course, this thing is taller than average drinks. And there's a straw sticking out, right? So, me and Fancy
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share, we share pancakes often. Yeah. Me, that's our little hobby. I go, "Yo, Andreas, pass me the
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pancakes." He hands it to me and I'm And then I'm I'm looking away and the
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pancake plate hits the straw of this chocolatey drink. It spills all over all my body, the
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backpack, everything. Right. It's chaos. But also, the only reason it was in front of you is because you took a I
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didn't even get a sip before my first sip. You're like, "Let me try this." And you put it right in front of you. Okay. Yeah.
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All right. So, he didn't even get the drink. No. So, really, it was yours?
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Yeah. Technically, check it out. You paid for it and you spilled it and you were the only one that drank it.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Technically, it's yours. So, now I'm drenched in this sticky,
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thick fluid. Chocolate. like brownies in it. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad.
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Yeah. It's all sugar. Why would you get that? I That's his fault. It looks so good on the picture.
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Yeah. So, yeah. You have such a deprived child. Yeah. Yeah. So, now my backpack is
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drenched with this chocolatey thing. I'm drenched with it. Yeah. So, what does one do? I look at the immediate first clothing
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store. Yes. It was like a sports store, right? Yeah. And I bought a complete different
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outfit. You bought an Arsenal jersey and you bought a And I don't know why he laughed the way he did. Well, cuz he saw you trying it on and he
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says in this video, you might be able to hear it. Calm down. Just say it.
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Bobby opened the fitting room completely naked.
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Asking for scissors. Okay.
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So you So you're butt naked and you open the fitting room door and they're there because you want scissors.
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Can I defend myself real quick? So you can cut the tags off. Can I def defend myself? Sure. It was just a prank.
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It was a ploy. What? What do you mean? Because I had a fart brewing and I knew the tags were in the back of these new
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pants. Sure. So I was going to turn around and him grab it. He had to lower himself, too.
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And you know what I mean? And then I would fart in his face. But it never happened. It never happened because they didn't have scissors.
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No. Yeah. I You have made me pull them off manually. Yeah. Yeah. I go do it manually. But did you fart on him while he was
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Yeah. So it did pull I pulled it off. All right. Good. I did pull it off. But I did answer the door. But can I just defend myself real
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quick? Sure. It's not as if I didn't look below and see what feet are in front of the Yeah, I memorized the shoes.
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It was our friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you can always tell fancy shoes. They're 12-year-old boy shoes. Yeah. Yeah. They're little boy velcro shoes. So, I
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opened it up and then lo and behold, there's other people watching as well, but I'm in my underwear, so I'm not
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completely naked. Okay. Right. I don't know why he would react like this. It was so fun. And you also had me buy
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12 wet wipe packages. Yeah. Well, you need 12. Yeah, cuz one is not enough.
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One was enough. It was. Yeah. So, we gave 11 to the waitress and she couldn't believe it.
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She was not about to accept your tip. It took a lot of finessing for you to Do you know why? Because this lady gets
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on her knees with, you know, a towel and stuff. It's just wiping down my backpack
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and the ground. She doesn't need to do that. And you tipped her. Yeah. Yeah. What did you give her? It took 100 bucks.
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Yeah. It took like 10 minutes for Yeah. She went down and we didn't ask for that. Why did you What? Did you ever say stop?
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You don't have to do that. I kept going. You know, she said, "No, it's my job. It's my job." And I had to get I had to tip her. You have to? Yeah. Yeah. And so then I had him go get
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me wet naps. You got a little bit more than I asked. You asked for uh $60
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worth. I don't I don't know how in Europe what weaps cost. I don't think you know what they cost
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here. I know. I I don't think it's I don't know how much they cost. So, I bought like 12 of them.
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You got a lot. You got a lot. Cover my bases. Well, at least at least you were generous and you helped her out.
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Yeah. You know who you are when we're on vac or we're on trips like this. You are uh
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bring up uh bring up Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber
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uh handing out cash. Here you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.
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There you go. I mean that is and I'm complimenting you. We would go we got a
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ride from the house car at the hotel and he handed him a $100 bill and it's nice,
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very generous. And the guy goes, "Thank you, sir." And then we took at the car again 10 minutes later. Gave him another
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$100 bill. I was like, "How much money are you going to give this guy?" He drove us a mile down the road.
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That's like That's like Uber platinum. I'm going to defend myself real quick. I'm complimenting. No, it No, it sounds gross, but I'll
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tell you what. Well, no, it's awesome. I'm saying it was funny the way you were so generous here. Can I just say something? Okay, I
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don't have a lot of money, so let me just say something. Okay, what I want to say is this. at the comedy. We go up at the com I get I How many times am I at
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the comedy store? Too many. A lot. Yeah. I'm there every night. Every night. Basically a house comic there. Yeah.
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Okay. So, every two weeks I take that money. So, what I'm giving people isn't like
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money out of my bank account or anything like that. It's like this just, you know, cuz we do like bringer rooms. They'll give you cash like, "Yeah,
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here's $3 $400, right?" I don't spend that on anything. I do it I use that as tips. Shadow cash.
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Shadow cash. Yeah. Yeah. It's not as if I'm like, you know what I mean, rolling in it and I'm like, you know what I mean? Here's money for everybody. No,
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it's just like shadow money. It's like, you know what's another shadow money? Sometimes
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where what the is shadow money? I made it up. Yeah. What does that even mean? I don't know.
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I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shadow money. It's money that you know when my wife is like, "Why did you buy
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that?" I'm like, "Baby, it's shadow money." Yeah. It's shadow money. Shadow money. What does that say? refers to a concept with
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the financial system that includes money like claims created through a repurchase operations and other non-bank and
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official intermediators. Well, shadow money, baby. In in that in a way, I guess that doesn't make sense.
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I don't know what that meant, but yeah, makes perfect sense. Yeah. Playing a crucial role in the shadow banking system. It's a broader concept
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just for an illicit finance and can encompass legitimate, albeit less regulated, financial activities. Shadow
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money, baby. Yeah, it's a legitimate term. Yeah. So, I use that. Did you hear that somewhere?
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No. This is insane that it's a real thing. You know when you guess something and you're like, I'm probably wrong and it's
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right and you're like, well, Well, sometimes I like to make my my um makeup terminology. Yeah, you do all the time.
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Yeah, I do it all the time. I don't know if it makes sense or not. Shadow money makes perfect sense to me, but I call I've always called it shadow money. And so um
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Well, you were shadowing out a lot. Yeah. Yeah, you shadow. I'll be honest with you. You know what I used to spend shadow money on?
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Strip clubs. That is shadow money. Yeah. So it's like Well, that's what it's literally saying right there. You know, that stuff goes
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to like cat litter, right? You know what I mean? Like I spend money on cat litter and cat stuff
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and dog stuff. That's out of the shadows money. Or or pool. Like the I get a cleaning guy to come over once a week to clean my
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pool. Does he do a good job? Yeah, he does. I have a small pool. I don't think they ever do a good job. I
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I think it's a lie. Yeah, I need a poop picker upper. Well, Richie is here.
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Oh, I got you. Yeah, I'm good at that. Yeah. Really? Really, Richie? Would you would you go clean up all the cat poop at his house?
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For a good price. What would a price be, do you think? Uh to just clean up cat poop around an
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apartment. Just cat poop and dog poop around the outside. Honestly, that's like I would take minimum wage for that. What is minimum wage that you'd accept?
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California. California minimum wage is pretty high. Honestly, I'd take like 15 for that. That's not that bad. 650 an hour.
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Yeah. Honestly, that Yeah, but you could get it done in one hour. So, you're getting paid 16? No, it would take 10 minutes.
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Okay. Right. So, here's what I would do, Rich. I would take that, Richie. I would go here's for you to drive over to Where do you
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live? In what area? Like, just say east, north, southwest. Cambodia. We told Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. East. East.
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Yeah. Yeah. No, in LA. East side, west side, north, or south. I'm in Burbank.
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I don't know. East, South. I'm not going with the rack. She's not good with He's not good. So, we're figuring that out. So, Burbank to my house.
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We'll get your software system. I would probably give you to drive all the way from Burbank to my house. 50
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bucks to clean my dog poo. That's good. I would do that. Yeah, let's let's let's instate this.
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Yeah, that's a good price, right? Good price. Yeah. Yeah. But I will say this. This is the
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innocence of how sweet uh Richie is. Richie helps and does clips for me and stuff on the side. And I said, "Hey,
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Rich, I need you to do some other clip stuff. Can you help me out?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh how much do you want for
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the clip?" He's like, "Uh, like 10. He low balls. I was like, $10?
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Yeah. To do work? Yeah. I go, do I'll give you $10 right now.
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Let me help. Let me give me the, you know, no. No, no big deal. So, what
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are the kids starving? Yeah. I was like, Rich, you're really doing the killing fields,
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huh? For real. How about this? You go to the house and clean up poop. You get yourself $100.
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$100? I do that. E. Wait, wait. You're you're speaking on my behalf, right? Yeah. I'm your business manager. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. Yeah. It's shadow money, baby. It's shadow money. Okay. Okay. You do
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it. I'm there. Okay. God, that's crazy. Now I'm I'm questioning what he's willing to do for money. What are you willing to do for money?
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What aren't I willing to do for money? Wow. More interesting. Yeah. More interesting. Yeah. Would you
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Are you good with woodwork? Can you would work? I could figure out woodworking. Are you good at escape rooms? I could
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escape. Okay. Do you have a secret talent of some kind? No. I
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No. Do you not have a hidden talent at all that we don't know? No, honestly. Can you whistle? My talent is Can you whistle?
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This at best. That's a talent. Everybody can whistle. I can't whistle.
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You don't know how to whistle? Let me try. There it is. Whistle. Yeah, that's not a talent. Um, can you
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gleak? Oh, gleeking is cool. Under your tongue. Yeah. Yeah, I'm king gek. Wait, how do I do it? You curl your
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tongue. You have to load some spit under there. Gleeks were cool to do. Remember gleeking on someone in school? Oh, I can kind of do that.
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Yeah, gleeking's cool. Yeah, I can gleak. All right, what else can you do? Put your hands together and make music
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like farts. Wait.
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Hold on. Let me hear that again. That's pretty good.
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Can you do that? No. Yeah, you can try.
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You can't. I can't. Okay. You can't do that. What else? I see why they got you on reservation.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else could you do? Nothing much. Huh? No. I mean like I do this. This is my
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juggle. Can you juggle? I could do my Yeah. No, don't. Don't give him Can you dance? It's going to break. Can you dance?
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Are you a dancer? I mean, I got some solid I got some okay moves. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. Yeah.
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I really miss Andreas. Yeah, I know. A little bit. Although I know I'm kidding, Richie. I love you.
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We love you. I think you're great. You're here to stay. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Uh and uh all jokes aside, you don't
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have a girlfriend. You're single, right? I I actually just got rejected like this week. Wait, you're not married and have kids?
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Oh, sorry. Come on, man. Come on. Sit down. No. you, dude. I really thought
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You thought the 23-year-old kid had three kids with a woman from Cambodia. I saw Amish documentary where this kid
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was 22 and had like six kids. Oh, man. You have nothing. You just got rejected. No, I just got rejected. I I bought
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concert tickets and I we were kind of talking and I thought it would be a good gesture and then she What concert? Depends on what the
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concert is. Yeah. Yeah. I got Weird Al. That's a rad concert. It goes on. That's what I thought. It's
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a cool That's really cool. I saw them. I bought them instantly. Yeah, I thought it was a really good idea, dude. This kid, this is like uh you
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remember those things when we were kids? Those little there were tiny little squishy things and you put them in the tub and they expanded. Yeah. What were those things called?
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That whatever that was. That's like Richie is that to Mone like he's just
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getting in the tub. He'll expand. They're the same kind of You can do with gummy bears. You can you can put a gummy bear in a in a in a
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bowl with water and it'll grow overnight. I want to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Richie, so you bought weird ale tickets.
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How much did you spend? Not that I mean like 75 bucks something like that which is like pretty good for two tickets.
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Wow. Two tickets 75 bucks which is like not that bad. And did you go solo? Well now it still hasn't happened yet.
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So I need to I need to find someone out with it's late. It's at the end of August. Richie, did you get backstage at least?
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No. Do you know weird? Pretty not great to get pretty far in the way. Let me tell you something real fast.
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Yeah. All the ladies at home that are looking for a good man. He's six feet tall. That's taller than
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the average male. He's got a yearly income of Don't worry about it. Never mind. But he can take in a weird. What
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kind of car do you drive? No. No car. That's even better. George drove me. George drove you? That's embarrassing.
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But but but he's a But you know, how about this? If there's a young lady that's willing
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to go on a date with with Richie to go to this weird Elliot concert, Yeah. we'll set it up. We'll we'll we'll set
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them up with a nice car and everything. We'll do that. You will? Huh? Huh? You will? Sure. Okay.
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Uh, look at me. We're not going to do that. No, no, no. But seriously, girls, if
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you're interested in this gentleman, he got blown off. He got stood up. That's awful and gross, right? You got rejected. Uh, please email Carlos in the
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booth atgmail.com. Uh, and if you live in Los Angeles, he can take you. You just have to submit a video saying why
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you'd like to go on a date with Richard. Uh, what's your full name? What's your Is your full name Richard?
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It's Richard, but I always go by Richie. Everyone always calls me Richie. Yeah. But yeah. So, if you want to go on a date with Richard, uh,
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can I ask is there dinner involved? You got to take him to dinner first. Of course. Not before Weird Al. They'll they'll
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throw up. But where would you bring this person to? I guess somewhere around the
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Okay. I'm a girl. So, Richie, um, I've never heard of Weird Al, but is it going to be good? It'll be great. Oh, he's going to sing
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Yoda at the end. That's my favorite one. What? Anyway, um, I'm pretty hungry. Are we going to eat something? Yeah, let's go to In-N-Out.
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In-N-Out. In-N-Out's good. In-N-Out. Yeah, In-N-Out is good. That's good. Yeah. If you're high at 1 in the
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morning, it is good. Yeah. Yeah. So, where are we going, Richie? Uh, a dime. We're going to like like,
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you know, Granville in Burbank. Yeah. Good. I go to a good spot. It's a It's a Yeah, it's a It's like
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That's like the best I can do. Yeah. It's like a nice It's like a nice chain. Oh, it's a chain. It's a nice chain. Yeah,
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it's a nice chain. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've seen that driving by the street. Yeah. It's like what uh It's like what Panera
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Bread wishes it could be. Oh, I see. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like a nice So, Granville you would go. Oh, yeah. Granville's nice to cut down.
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What's the best place you can take, though? Somebody Granville. You let him come over and clean up poop.
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He'll be able to take her. I was going to say I can get a little better date. I'll just give you the money. Yeah. Yeah.
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All right. So, how about this? Yeah. No, Granville is nice. It's like a nice chain. Okay, good, good, good. But, but if she's not hot, where does
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she go? In and Out. Yeah. In and Out. BK. So, you judge the meal on the look.
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No, not always. Oh. Oh. But ask about So, how are you going to So, we're going to get you a car. Yeah.
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Pick you up and then pick her up and then we got to get you a car back from the Weird Al.
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Why don't we just give him someone's car? Carlos. He's got to use your car to go on a
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date. He has to use your car. Okay, great. Wait, but do you have a license, dude? I do have a license.
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All right, he's good. I just don't have a car. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. He'll use Carlos's car.
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You know what? But here's the only stipulation. Carlos has to go with you on the date and the whole time he's going to be trying to
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the girl. Yeah. So, good luck. An added element of challenge.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's too easy otherwise. It's too easy. You can't get set up by bad friends and not. So, Carlos will be with you on the
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date trying to hook up. Mhm. I'll blue chew too.
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Or you sabotage it by not going to Granville and go to Ma Mastro.
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Oh. And make him pay. No. And just go, "Oh, you can't afford this? I'll get it." Oh, that
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Oh, that'd be a good one. Carlos, how dare you? Yeah. Yeah, that'd be a good one. I do want to do that.
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That's kind of tight. Yeah. And then instead of instead of Weird, you're like, "Oh, I'm going to Coldplay."
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No. Oh, no. Oasis London. Let's get on a plane now. Let's get on a plane now. That's hot.
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But I only have two tickets. Sorry, Rich. Sorry, Rich. What would you do? Get revenge, Rich.
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I would say Weird Al's playing Yoda in the encore. We can't miss it. How many times have you seen Weird Al?
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Never. I can't wait. That's you. I'm really excited. Where is he playing? The great Kia Forum.
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What? What? Wow. He can sell the key of Forum. Yes, sir.
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Wow. You're a diehard. Uh he's into it. He's into it. I've been dying to go. Yeah. Hello Fresh. Oh my god. You know what?
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You know what I need? What? Every night HelloFresh because I like good ingredients. I like good food. And
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I also it saves time. Well, you may have heard of HelloFresh people at home. They send chef crafted
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for sponsoring our podcast. I wish I You don't You know him? No, I've never met him. No, I have met
00:24:24
him. Yes, I have met him. Super nice. Christian, reach out. I don't know him in that way.
00:24:30
Cuz imagine this guy could take somebody backstage. Yeah. Are you a Yankeeic fan at home, ladies?
00:24:36
You got to hit up Carlos in the booth atgmail.com to get this guy to take you to a show. You got to live in the LA
00:24:41
metropolitan area. Okay. Can't be someone that when we get some of the emails, they're like, "I live in Yakypa." You're like, "What? I
00:24:48
don't know who the that is. Do you live alone? Yeah. Studio apartment, man. Wow. Hell yeah.
00:24:53
Um, wow. This is nice. It's nice. What is Batano? Batano.
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What's Batano? What is that? I don't know what that is, but I know what this is. And this is Arsenal FC,
00:25:04
guys. You got an Arsenal jersey. It's a sle king in the back. And thank you to London. Thank you for London. Thank you for London. London, we had a
00:25:10
really fun time with you guys. Can I get some stuff off my chest for Go for it. How about London in Europe?
00:25:15
Yeah, do it. Yeah. Um, two things. Uh,
00:25:21
I've been I've been listening to a lot of Rahm Doss. Have you really? Yeah. The spiritual I know who the
00:25:27
teacher. Yeah. And I've been um trying to meditate and it's all because of Europe.
00:25:32
Yeah. Um, some things occurred. What What happened in Europe? Well, um,
00:25:37
you and I had our issue, but I'm not going to talk about that. But I'm going to talk about, um, we didn't have an issue.
00:25:43
Okay. We had a I had a gripe. We had a gripe, but though that's mended. And what did I say to you in the hallway
00:25:49
after the gripe? Yeah. Postgripe. I'll never do that again. And I'm sorry.
00:25:55
And I love you. Yeah. Okay. And I think that's the best three beats.
00:26:00
It is. I'll never do that again. Wait. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what it was in that order. Oh, you're right. You know, you know
00:26:06
what it was? It was You know how much I love you. Yes. And I'm really sorry and that won't happen again. So, it was in that exact order.
00:26:13
That's okay because we're partners, you know what I mean? Um, but we're also brothers and we're also sisters.
00:26:19
Sister, sister. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They should remake it with us. Yeah. Yeah. Sister. Sister. Um, The Tale of Two Sisters.
00:26:26
That's another horror movie. That's a Korean movie. Did you see it? Let's go back to my gripes with the with Gripe.
00:26:33
Gripe. Gripe. Gripe. Gripe. Gripe. All right. Okay. Here we go. the week
00:26:39
leading up to the gripes. Why are you nodding your head, Richie? You weren't there. I want to know about the gripes.
00:26:45
He's interested in the gripes. Yeah. All right. So, um, was a great week. We
00:26:51
went shopping in London. We did. Yeah. Really good meals. Delicious. And what a beautiful city.
00:26:58
Yeah. Yeah. Um, my wife got her phone stolen on day one. Yeah. That was tough. Very a very London
00:27:04
experience. Yeah. Yeah. You had a rough experience in London. A little bit. We landed in London. And we got robbed the first night.
00:27:10
And you know what? I've been protect I protected my phone so badly. Well, I told you I was like, "Dude, they're they're ready to look at the
00:27:16
look at the amount of iPhones stolen in London on a daily basis. This guy I mean, honestly, it's a joke, but continue your gripe.
00:27:22
Let me get gripe first and then we'll do the London." Grip it out, dog. Okay. So, um the first gripe was um when I
00:27:28
first landed. Okay. Grip it out. Okay. Can I ask you what do you know what it was? There was no car waiting.
00:27:34
No, I'm fine with that. Are you
00:27:41
If you're going to gripe so Oh, all right. Gripe. We'll talk about some of my things then. Gripe, don't.
00:27:47
All right. So, um, how do I sing this?
00:27:52
We've had tour managers before. We have. Okay. And I want to name her name. She's great.
00:27:58
We love her. And um, when we're in a city ready to go um to the gig or a hotel or whatever,
00:28:05
there's a car waiting for us. There is. Yeah. Okay. when somebody else is tour managing, I don't want to name the
00:28:10
person, right? Uh we have to get in a gypsy cap and and have to wait two hours. Okay. You know, it's uh it's a
00:28:18
little different. Yeah. Yeah. It's different. And the also the look at his face. Who? Richie.
00:28:25
Yeah. Yeah. So, but that's not my first gripe. Well, why don't you Okay. Okay. With somebody.
00:28:32
Who is it? McCone. Go ahead. I talked to Whitney. I talked to Bert. I
00:28:37
talked to a bunch of people about this. Name somebody legitimate. Okay. Um, Gerard Butler.
00:28:43
He I love him. I love him. Tell your little story later. Okay. About Jerard Butler. Yeah.
00:28:48
Yeah. He loves you. Yeah. Okay. Move on. That's I swear to God he loves you. Brother, I've done this to you. I've
00:28:54
I've lied to you and said this person loves you and he's like, "Hi, Bobby. Mom." Right. Shut up. That's your line. Shut up, dude.
00:29:00
Why are you blushing? I know what's coming. Okay. And I said, we're in the car and
00:29:07
you know, Mccon is the videographer and you know, you're trying to look at the buildings. You know, it's a city I
00:29:13
haven't been to in 20 years, right? And I'm in I'm in aw I'm taking I'm taking in the history.
00:29:19
You're always taking it in. I'm looking at the parliament. I'm looking at the, you know, Big Ben. The Big Ben. I'm looking at the statues,
00:29:25
you know, the history where the Beatles played on that rooftop. We love that. Right. And there's a camera in my face. Now, at
00:29:33
one point I was like, you know what? Put it down because I it's kind of like distracting me. I want to, you know, and
00:29:39
he goes, no. I go, I'm serious, M. Just put it down because I'm trying to enjoy. It's kind
00:29:45
of, you know, nope. I go, yeah, do what? No. I go, why? He goes, cuz Andrew said
00:29:53
no. So, I then I look at him and I go, but
00:29:58
you know, it's half my podcast, right? He goes, "I don't care." Andrew said, "No." The balls.
00:30:03
Right. So now, everyone listening right now, this is what I have to do now. I got to call Andrew to call McCone to say
00:30:11
no. That's right. Right. Now, did I say shove a camera in his face? And when he says stop, uh, don't
00:30:17
stop. I never said that. No, but there's a history on tour where Bob, you like to, you know, okay, put
00:30:23
the camera down, but it's like for the bit. And like you're always you're you're such a good actor. Sometimes I
00:30:29
don't know what's real and what's fake. And I thought you were This is manipulation at as high as order. This is Fargo I rewatch Fargo.
00:30:36
You're Minnesota people, dude. It's Fargo. They all manipulate. Yeah, they manipulate. You act all in,
00:30:41
but then you're shooting somebody in the face. Well, they're putting people from Minnesota. The shooters weren't from Minnesota.
00:30:48
Here's the deal. Did you hear that tone though? I heard it. I heard it right now. He just did it literally right now. That tone was no
00:30:54
when he was in the car. No. And I do apologize for that. Okay. And I never told you to keep rolling when he says stop.
00:31:00
Yeah. Well, yeah. Also, what? There there have been times where I'll
00:31:05
look over when Bobby's like stop and I'll look to you and you'll go Yeah. If it's fun. I know. And this was so fun. We were
00:31:10
going by buildings. He was like He was like, "Ah, it looks like Awitz." It was so He was just throwing out gold
00:31:15
constantly. That's That's gold. It's bronze.
00:31:23
The point is McCone and I and Bobby and I had a real conversation about it. Mone
00:31:29
is there to do that is his job, but he kept doing too much of his job when you asked Tim to not do his job. And how is
00:31:36
he being punished? And I'll tell you, he's been sleeping at the studio. That's right.
00:31:41
No, no, I'm not kidding. I know. I know what the story is. I came in this morning. I know the story. To go get stuff.
00:31:47
Yeah. And he's sleeping here. He's sleeping on the couch in the studio. And I was like, "Hey, buddy." H. And he goes, "Hey."
00:31:54
I go, "What are you doing?" I couldn't I guess this is where I had to go. I said, "Do you need somewhere to sleep, dude?"
00:32:00
No, I kind of like it here. Yeah. So, he's self he's self bashing. He's
00:32:06
doing it to punish himself. Well, the apartment that he has, something happened. There was a gas leak or what happened?
00:32:11
It's It was built in like 1906 and they're repainting it. So, they sanded and now there's just lead paint dust in
00:32:17
everywhere because they didn't properly cover our windows. And his landlord legally has to give him money to go
00:32:23
somewhere else. And his landlord was like, "No." Wow. And then my renters's insurance doesn't cover any of that either. Wow. So, you're staying here?
00:32:29
Yeah. Okay. You taking a shower at your house tomorrow? No. Where'd you shower today? I didn't shower today.
00:32:36
Let them stay at your house. No, I already have three Filipinos staying there. What's one more Minnesota?
00:32:42
Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, um, so that you establish the No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That
00:32:48
argument though of like you thought I was joking. Yeah, maybe the first time, but I said it like three or four times and then it got to the point then it got
00:32:54
to the point where I had to actually call Andrew. At that point, you would think that I wasn't joking. No, I know. And then I stopped. He did stop that
00:33:00
after Andrew called you to stop. That's right. I told him. Yeah. Yeah. Um the people that I've talked to about this, that's fireable.
00:33:08
Well, what do you think? Do you want to fire him? No, I don't. But I think the moral is we we reached an agreement where we established a safe
00:33:14
word, which he did. And I think it's I think it's a great first of all that was for you. I
00:33:20
said let's have a safe word when you really don't want to be filmed. Can this be the safe word? Stop.
00:33:26
No, because stop why why is stop not the safe word anymore? Because stop with you is playful.
00:33:32
It's got to be a word. It's Here's the thing. When you're having when you're playing character sex with someone
00:33:38
you're having sex with. I love that. And they have to have a safe word that's offbeat so they know it has nothing to
00:33:44
do with what's going on. Yeah. Like like Ricky Tiki Tempbo. No sir Rembo. You have to do that. And I'm
00:33:50
not that's not a that's an Asian thing, but it's not an Asian thing. Well, that's the first gripe. May we
00:33:55
move on to this gripe too. Okay. Where is Carlos, by the way? Are you getting cuz this next gripe is about you. And
00:34:02
this one was Oh my god. I could not believe it.
00:34:09
Go on. I will. Cuz I've got some I've got some You got one? Well, I have something to talk to him about. Yeah. This one was
00:34:15
Huh? What happened? Let him feel.
00:34:20
You know what happened? What happened? All right. Not with him. I don't know what happened. No, but with me. Do you know what
00:34:26
happened with me? Yeah. You made a huge deal about it. When? At the in in Ireland.
00:34:33
Yeah. Yeah. We got in a tiff. No, we didn't get in Tiff. You got in
00:34:38
Tiff. Oh, yeah. I forgot. When I said, "Are you mad?" You said, "I'm not mad." Which was very scary. Which means he's mad.
00:34:44
Yeah, it was very scary. It's like when you say stop, but you don't want to Jedi mind tricks. You do a little Jedi. Yeah, if you're a Padawan, you grow up
00:34:49
in that lifestyle. Gripe gripe too. Gripe too, Padawan. Okay, here we go. So, um I just want to
00:34:56
tell people listening Hello and Bonjour. Good. Okay. And what I want to also say is
00:35:03
this is that um you know when you're on a tour, right? You after we don't eat
00:35:09
all day. Well, you you usually don't. Yeah, but still I mean a lot of the people's complaint is after the show
00:35:16
food. Yeah. Like we're hungry. And so um what the other um tour manager
00:35:21
would do. Mhm. Okay. The thing I did in London the first night. Did he? Getting a little sticky.
00:35:26
Did he? He did. Yeah. It's where you ate. Nessa.
00:35:32
No, that's not true. You know who came up with that? Your friend. My friend.
00:35:37
Do you remember that? I do. Yeah. Yeah. I had reservations. No. No. She did it. I I was in the car
00:35:43
when she called like, "Can we get a table of 15?" Oh, I'm talking about the night before.
00:35:48
[Laughter] I'm talking about show night. Okay. I'm talking about show night.
00:35:54
Yeah, but we can't let go of like other nights I did for you. No, but the other nights we can figure that out.
00:36:00
Wait, we talked about gripe zero, which was that you didn't like your seat on the plane cuz it was business and not
00:36:07
first, even though they have the same seats. Oh god, dude. I didn't have a gripe on that. How dare you?
00:36:15
My only complaint is that Robin Thick was in first. Yeah, you were mad because Robin Thick was in first.
00:36:21
You did say that. That's not the gripe. The gripe is this.
00:36:27
You said, "Why the is Robin Thick in first and I'm not?" Well, he cut ahead of me.
00:36:33
I'm in line for first. He cut ahead of me. I go, "Why the is Robin Thick going cutting ahead of me?" He's so famous. I know, but he's so
00:36:40
handsome, too. Right. Right. I I don't mind following Robin Lick Rick Thick. I can't even
00:36:46
talk. Robin Thick into the plane, but I had to wait another 20. Anyway, stop. You're right. Here's another thing about
00:36:52
that plane. Okay. Is it's the I've never been on a plane like it where you're
00:36:57
facing. So, I'm facing this way and there's a dude facing this way, right?
00:37:03
And our heads are this clo like his head's right here. And we're right. And there's a little wall that you can pull
00:37:09
up, but you can't pull that up until the flight takes off. Right. Right. So, I'm just kind of And he's coughing.
00:37:17
Right. And I'm like, and then I go, "Can I bring the" And no, not until we now I can't. You know, it's weird.
00:37:23
I get it. So, I complain about that. I'm sorry. Okay. But I'm grateful for the fight. Yeah. No problem.
00:37:29
Gripe, go on. All right. Let's go. Let's go to gripe cuz I'm going to wedge mine in real fast. You want to do it now?
00:37:34
Night one. I said, "Okay, he's bouncing around." You know,
00:37:39
Carlos. Yeah. Yeah. And I said, "Are you high?" Oh, here we go. And what did you say to me?
00:37:45
Oh, I said, "No, but that's cuz I forgot I was high." No, no. Andrew,
00:37:51
that's too high. No. If you're so high, you forgot you're high. That's high. It's because I took all my edibles on
00:37:57
the plane when we landed because I thought we were going to go through customs. I said, first of all, I told you not to bring anything through.
00:38:03
Yeah, but it's fine in the air. Okay. Okay. I said, "Are you high
00:38:08
international?" And you said, "No." And then I And then McCone ratted you out and said, "He
00:38:13
bought weed from a guy in the park." Oh, no. That was Brad. He gave it to me. Okay. Yeah. Gave you weed in the park.
00:38:19
And you smoked weed with him in the park. Yeah. It was fun. It was like a real British experience. It was like Ted L.
00:38:25
What's British about smoking weed in the That's a British thing. Yeah. There was It was British grass
00:38:30
that we were sitting on. It is British grass. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've never had British guy. God saved the queen.
00:38:35
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Back to my gripe. Griping. Okay. So, sorry, Andrew, about forgetting. I can't
00:38:41
believe I did that. Okay. No, it's okay. I just wanted you to tell me the truth. No, I mean, I'm always going to be honest with you. If I forget, it's just
00:38:48
the brain sometimes goes, man. I understand. Thank you. So, um, we're in Dublin. Okay. And, um,
00:38:57
lovely city. Oh my god. Lovely city. That hotel. Lovely city. I went back to twice for
00:39:04
that lunch. I know you ate it the same. Yeah, it's phenomenal. This is all Papa needs for nutrients.
00:39:10
Okay, so you had food at your hotel already? You could have just went there and ate it. No, hold on. Hold on. Okay, I see
00:39:19
what he's doing. He's good today. I just want to let you know how the human body works. Okay.
00:39:24
Um there's something called breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Correct. Yeah. It goes breakfast, lunch, dinner. And and since we're in
00:39:31
Europe, you get a second breakfast. Always. Yeah. You have to. You always have to. Okay. So, yes, I had
00:39:36
lunch twice two days in a row at the hotel. What do you call it? Cafe.
00:39:41
Cafe. Yeah. Okay. Soft sandwiches, tomato soup, little side cheese plate,
00:39:48
some greens, and and a beverage of some sort. Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful. Okay. So, and I ran into that old Joe
00:39:56
Walsh. Remember I told you? Crazy. You ran into Joe Walsh. I'm outside. Do you hear about that? I'm outside of um the hotel and I'm
00:40:02
smoking a cigarette and I've just been thinking about you because this is the day after. This is when I'm waiting
00:40:08
waiting for my car for the airport. The BMW X5. Go on. What is he doing?
00:40:13
I I got I'll tell him something. He booked anyway. Joe Walsh, he booked a Prius for me to go back to the airport.
00:40:19
Well, oh my god. He booked a Prius. I have five bags. I've been gone for three weeks. He
00:40:25
booked a Prius. The Prius shows up. I go I go, I can't get in this, Andrew. They don't have Priuses on the
00:40:31
black lane. So, hey, hey, Bob. It was a Prius. I believe you, my friend.
00:40:37
I'm on your side. It was a Prius, Andrew. I'm on your side, too. I think we should call corporate.
00:40:42
It was a Prius. And I go, I don't think my luggage can fit in there. There's My wife and I have five bags. We've been traveling for 3 weeks.
00:40:49
Go ahead. When I get when I get gripes, my ear it just You get itchy ear.
00:40:55
Yeah. Okay. Um, can I do mine? Go for it. All right. So, the show's over. It's
00:41:01
about 8:30. I've been working 14 hours sometime. Yeah, that's your job. The job entitles a lot of things.
00:41:07
It's a big job. It's a big job, sir. Okay. So, Andre, uh, Andreas is there with us.
00:41:14
Yes, he is. And no joke, I turned him and I go, what are we going to go eat? He's like,
00:41:20
I don't I don't we don't have, you know, plan, you know. Richie, do an impression.
00:41:25
Uh, we don't have a plan to go to the restaurant. Perfect. Very good. Very good. Or French. But by
00:41:31
fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. French. France. Spain. They touch. And I go, "Well, that's interesting
00:41:36
because you know, usually a tour manager sets it up. Sets it up, right?"
00:41:41
And he goes, "I'll be right back." And he, I guess, goes to Carlos and goes, "Baby is telling me, you know what I
00:41:48
mean, to get that, you should already have that arranged, right?" So now we're talking to, by the way,
00:41:56
that show was amazing in Dublin. It's great. Yeah. We had these dancers go up on stage,
00:42:01
the Irish dancers. The Irish dancers. So fun. We danced with them. I loved it. And it was pure joy.
00:42:07
It was magic. It It crushed it, too. Yeah. It was magic. So afterwards, I'm with um there's three
00:42:12
Irish lady dancers, a male. Yeah. And we're chatting it up.
00:42:17
We're raz We're razing. Yeah. What a victory, you know. Yeah. Big D. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, we're cugging
00:42:23
and all of a sudden, this is what I hear. And I'm not making this up. you, Bobby.
00:42:29
That is Yeah. I No, that's the tone. That's not That's the tone. That's not the words I said.
00:42:35
Oh, what was the words? I'm sorry. I don't I saw the movie once. What were the words? I wasn't there for this. I have no idea. I'm working, Bobby.
00:42:41
I'm working, Bobby. You But there were some swears. No, there were no swears. It was just tone. You were right on tone.
00:42:47
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's screaming at me, right? Yeah. With I'm with these people.
00:42:52
Oh, wow. You know what I mean? In front of friends. In front of friends, right? Workmates, right?
00:42:58
Cohorts if you if I may. Cohorts. Yeah. It's like show the show biz experience. It's like an Aaron Sorcin show
00:43:03
backstage. Okay. Trying to like studio.
00:43:09
And when he did that, I calmly walked up to you. It was horrifying. And I go,
00:43:15
"Are you out of your mind? Don't ever talk to me like that again."
00:43:22
Okay. Yeah. If you had done that to anybody that was the artist
00:43:27
Mhm. a road manager. Out the window. Out the window. Right.
00:43:33
I don't know why you're nodding your head, Mau. Same thing. Okay. Yeah. You're on probation as well.
00:43:39
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00:43:46
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00:43:52
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00:43:59
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00:44:04
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00:44:10
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00:44:16
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00:44:22
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00:44:28
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It's like the dog. Remember you're like who who ate my slipper and one Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:31
Yeah. Yeah. Or the guilty dog is just You know what I mean? Yeah. So that's what you're doing. Yeah. So um
00:46:36
only person in the window not on probation is Richie. Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:42
Richie's the best. Yeah. And so, um, what I want to say is I, um, after that, I went to my dressing
00:46:49
room. No one's in there. And I sat down and it I just literally went, um, yeah, I think
00:46:57
I I I can't do this, right? Like, I'm not I'm being real. I just
00:47:04
can't do this, you know? And um it was the first time I ever felt that where I
00:47:09
was like um do I want to change things up? Mhm.
00:47:16
You know what I mean? Do you? Not with you and I. No. No. With Yeah. Yeah. With them.
00:47:22
No. Good. I'll tell you why. Ramdas. What did Ramdas teach you? I don't remember.
00:47:28
Okay. Yeah. I don't remember. But just something of his tone of his voice and about mindfulness and stuff. So, it's
00:47:34
like I um it passed some of the rage tied to it,
00:47:40
but it does show me that there is something wrong with and I the dynamics
00:47:46
and I think that we mixed fame with our employees. When you have employees and
00:47:51
you have you mix it with dude, you're getting recognized. I think this is
00:47:57
projection because I think that there's a whole different problem happening here and it has nothing to like fame didn't
00:48:02
even come into my head. What is the other problem that you think it is? I've known Bobby since 2009. I work for
00:48:08
him. So I talk that's so in the way that you make fun of me saying you let mone in too close, you let him get in too close. You give
00:48:14
him too much blah blah blah. Then you do that with Carlos. Well, yeah. I mean, of course, I have
00:48:20
known him that long. Yeah. Right. But it's not like we were like the best of friends. So you're saying you're not friends with them at all? No,
00:48:26
I was. No, it's like let's suppose Esther Pavinsky, right? Yeah. One day was just like, I want to be your
00:48:31
assistant. Then the role changes, right? The roles change and you have to do that
00:48:36
job. But are you communicating that? Don't you think that's just an instinct?
00:48:42
I don't know if he's got good instincts. Like I I'll can I give you an example of this? Yeah. Okay.
00:48:47
I was on Matt TV with Jordan Peele. Mhm. And we hung out all the time. We were very close,
00:48:53
right? Okay. he became this gigantic director. Yeah. You know, the the roles have changed a
00:48:58
little bit in our friendship. Yeah. You know, um and I instinctually know that the things that I would say to him,
00:49:06
I think that before I don't think I would. Why not? I don't know. I think just the roles
00:49:12
have changed. He's in a different place. And um yeah, he should be the same guy you knew
00:49:18
before. I think I'm saying it wrong. I think that if I He hired me in a movie. If he hired you?
00:49:23
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay. If you hired me in a movie, the roles would change, I think, is what I meant to say. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
00:49:29
It's not like I'd be like, "Fuck you. I'm not doing that." Well, how do we reconcile?
00:49:34
Well, I'm fine, you know? I mean, they have to change. Are you willing to change?
00:49:40
I mean, yes, I'm willing to change that aspect of my behavior. I shouldn't have yelled at you, Bob, as just as a guy I
00:49:46
know. That was up. But did you can we just admit though it was a scream?
00:49:53
Oh, yeah. I screamed at you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:58
I wish you were there. I wanted to see. It would It would have startled you. Pretty upset I didn't see it. Yeah. Yeah. It would have startled you.
00:50:05
It was awesome. I didn't say that. He was about to say it was awesome. It It was
00:50:11
It was awesome. That is future projection on what I could have said. But here's another thing that um I have a
00:50:17
little bone to pick with you, too. is is that I'm beginning to think this this Arsenal thing was a prank.
00:50:24
Oh my god. So, I'm gonna I'll tell you. What do you mean by that? So, what are you doing? Pulling out my email. So, you see it's
00:50:30
not a prank. Okay. A fan made that for you. No, that's what I'm saying. Oh, you think it's
00:50:36
So, a week before we're going to London. Yeah. Um Carlos calls me. He goes, "Guess we're going to the Emirates,
00:50:43
which is, you know, my favorite sporting team. It's in North London, and I've never been to the Emirates. is the
00:50:48
stadium that they play, right? And he goes, "Yeah, you're going to get a tour of the grounds and this and that." And I was literally
00:50:56
Yeah, I was I cried cuz I was so happy. Did I go to the Emirates when I was in
00:51:02
London? No. No. No. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:08
But don't say it. No. I was going to say, do you think a
00:51:13
different tour manager would have got you to the Emirates?
00:51:18
[Laughter] That's a good one.
00:51:25
Whoa. Yeah. Oh boy. I think so. Oh boy.
00:51:31
What? I'm going to take a second and go ahead. Say something. Go ahead. Speak your mind. That was a funny bit.
00:51:37
The Emirates thing. What? I just said it was just for a bit. Just for a bit. But I think you did a
00:51:44
good job and we do love you. Thanks, Andrew. And we appreciate you.
00:51:49
And McCone did a good job and we appreciate you.
00:51:55
And Richie did a better job. You did the best job. And you wasn't
00:52:00
even there. Ah, thanks guys. Yeah, we got to put him in the animated show.
00:52:06
Yeah. Yeah. We don't even have a choice though. Gripes out. It doesn't feel better. You don't feel
00:52:11
better with that with that the gripes are gone. The apologies have to be a little bit more real. I think you don't believe him. No. Let's Let's hear it now. Mone first
00:52:19
and then Carlos and let's just hear these. I want to see and you and as a very one of my best friends in the
00:52:24
world. Yes. Will you be real to see if it's a real apology? Yeah. Let's see. All right. Let me try to let me just get
00:52:30
get my mindful hat on. Be and let me uh open my heart. Wait, it's it's loose on this side.
00:52:35
There it is. Right.Oop. It's open. Right. Wide open. I'm in the moment, okay? And I will turn
00:52:42
my body like animatronic style.
00:52:48
Hi, Bobby. I just want to say I legitimately am so sorry that I was filming too much when you didn't want
00:52:54
to. I just know that when whenever we're on these trips, it's some of the best times of my life and I really want to capture every moment of it, not just for
00:53:00
my memory, but for the fans. Please stop for a second. He's already justifying it in some way, right? I just wanted an apologies. He's It's already
00:53:07
tied into like why he did his behavior pod. That's what it is. Start over, please. Open and go.
00:53:14
Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you as much as I was. And when you said stop, and now we have
00:53:21
a safe word to not do that. So, it'll never happen again. I guarantee it. Okay. I feel that felt real
00:53:26
a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's still a little bit of a little bit more sweet. No tears, nothing. No. The first one was going to be sweeter,
00:53:32
but you guys wanted a more straightforward one, so I was like, I'll just cut what we want. That's not what I want. It's what you should want.
00:53:38
Yeah. Interesting. You know, let me say something, man. Next. Hey, Bob.
00:53:46
Carlos here. Um, I'm sorry I was so passionate about
00:53:51
the show and that I let it out on you.
00:53:57
I should have done better. I should have been I should have done the Buddhist thing to do. Sit with my feelings. Don't
00:54:03
release them in anger. And is are you singing an Oasis song?
00:54:10
Very good. Tied in. Really good. Very good. And um I love you forever, man.
00:54:17
Yeah. Are you high right now? No. Okay. No. No. All right.
00:54:22
I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it either. Yeah. Yeah. I love you forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:27
That's like what you would say on your wedding, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're not getting married. Yeah. I've been married so I would know.
00:54:33
I know. Thank you. I know you have. So Jules, our Rudy Jules, our beloved,
00:54:39
her mom lives with me. Mhm. And um No. And Rudy lives with me.
00:54:44
No. Okay. So every other night we have a movie night. Oh. Okay. And so they've been pretty open to
00:54:50
the movies I've suggested. Good. Okay. I'm trying to push Alien and Aliens.
00:54:56
I love Alien. Do you like Aliens? Sure. Yeah. I thought it was very good. They're two different movies. The second
00:55:03
one is more action-packed and more Hollywood, but the first one is a masterpiece. Alien,
00:55:08
but do you think they'll like it? Uh, because I showed them Taxi Driver and they're just like,
00:55:13
"Well, this very different movies." I think they'll like I think they'll like Alien.
00:55:18
Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alien's such a good movie. Horror. What? They like horror.
00:55:24
I made them watch We saw um not Talk to Me, but the other Brer Back. We like that. Um Yeah. So, we watch
00:55:30
horror. She'll like it. still like it. But throw me some cuz I showed them. I'm going to show you the movies I showed
00:55:35
them and they loved. They never Think about this. Some of these movies they never even heard of. Right. So we
00:55:42
saw um Shaw Shank Redemption. Never heard of that movie. Never saw it. Heard of it. Imagine.
00:55:48
Turn on the TV once. I know. Well, they don't have TVs. Yeah. They loved it. Really?
00:55:54
Yeah. Oh, wow. Why? No, I like it. It's easy to follow. No, I like it. I like it. My point is like I didn't know if that would
00:56:00
interest them. It's a perfect movie. Pretty good. It's a pretty good movie. Steph King.
00:56:05
Okay, that's right. Very good. Thanks. The second one is um Then we went to
00:56:10
Scorsese. They loved Good Fellas. Mhm. Oh, yeah. I would hope so. So, they like gangster movies.
00:56:16
Yeah, they loved Casino. So good. So good. So good. Taxi Driver. Um
00:56:21
Wow. Yeah. Shocked. I should have done Taxi Driver first before
00:56:27
Casino and Goodellas, maybe. Yeah. Then we went to Shyamalan. Shyamala Dingdong. Shyamalan. Yeah. Six
00:56:34
cents. They've never seen it. No. Never heard about it. They maybe heard of it, but never seen it.
00:56:39
Oh my. And they didn't like it. Jules found out halfway through the movie. Can I just say what? She goes,
00:56:45
she looked at Bruce Will. She goes, "He dead." What? Yeah. It just I I couldn't believe it.
00:56:51
She must have heard through this. I don't know. I don't know. She said she didn't. There's no way. Nobody knew.
00:56:57
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody from when we watched the first time knew. No one knew. I know. I didn't know. In fact, I didn't
00:57:03
even know the 50th time I've seen it. I'm hearing this now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a switch every time for me.
00:57:10
Okay. I'll tell you what they wouldn't like. What? Paul Thomas Anderson. So, I was trying Boogie Nights and
00:57:16
Magnolia. They're It's hard. I'm telling you, they would No, it's not for them. What about this one? Um,
00:57:21
Wes Wes Anderson. They wouldn't like either. Areronowski. No. Recording for a Dream. There's no way
00:57:26
they would like that movie. Well, then they saw Fargo. They liked it. More receivable.
00:57:32
And the best one they saw last night we saw was um Burn After Reading.
00:57:38
Oh, yeah. Did you like that movie? Yeah. Love. It's so good. Loved. It's a Coen Brothers. You know what movie you should make them
00:57:43
watch? So, this is what I I'm asking you. What movie should we watch? Um, thank You for Smoking.
00:57:49
Yeah. Why? I've never seen that. It's great. Oh, it's such That's a great Harvey Den from Dark Knight. That's a
00:57:55
great movie. You never saw that? No. Oh, man. Tobacco Executive.
00:58:01
Okay. It's a great Look at the cast. Robert Duval, Macy, Rob Low, Katie Holmes, Sam
00:58:08
Elliot, Adam Brody. Wow. It's stacked. That movie's great. Okay, I'll see that.
00:58:13
By the way, he's underrated. Okay, but how about some more evergreen movies? Like, I mean, imagine they've
00:58:19
never even seen Alien, so it's like we can go back. Um, how about like uh
00:58:24
Richie got anything? Well, have they seen have they seen uh Social Network?
00:58:30
Fincher. No, I think maybe Jules has, but no, not that movie is untouchably good. It's so good. One of the best movies I think I've ever
00:58:35
seen. Yeah. They saw Seven and Fight Club. Two great ones.
00:58:40
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Seven is so good. What sin are you? Well, you're you're you're
00:58:46
I'm two. I'm two. And Gluttony. Gluttony and Sloth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many do you have? I'm not really. No, I'm not.
00:58:52
Pride. Too prideful. Yeah. Pride or Wrath. Pride and Pride and Prejudice.
00:58:58
Wrath. Wrath. Pride and Prejudice is a movie. You should show them that. Yep. Yeah. They seriously.
00:59:04
Yeah. Okay. Why not? Okay. What am I zoom in on on? So, pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony,
00:59:12
wrath, and sloth. I'm probably envy. No, no, no. What? What' you say? What' you say?
00:59:18
You're seven for seven, baby. Who? Me? Yeah. I'm not seven.
00:59:25
You have No, you have Wait a minute. Let's go through them. Do you have an Pride? Do you have an excucking
00:59:32
mad right now? I don't have seven out of seven. Let's find out. I I know, but I don't. Pride. Do you have an excessive belief
00:59:38
in one's own importance or ability? No. I have imposter syndrome. You know that. Okay.
00:59:43
Everyone has that. And I feel like I'm a piece of and I feel like I'm a loser. Come on. Yeah. No, but an AA. But M McCone, be real.
00:59:49
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, I don't have pride. No, you can feel like both at the same time. Too much self-loathing. I have too much self-loathing to have
00:59:54
pride. Thank you, Mone. No, it's cuz McCone doesn't know AA talk. You can be both prideful and feel like a piece of when you walk in
01:00:00
the rooms. Can you bet defend me? Do I pride? I don't go to AA. I know. But so, aside from the AA aspect
01:00:05
of it, Carlos doesn't go to AA either. That's true. That's true.
01:00:11
Yeah. Yeah. So, go ahead. That's a wash. So, no pride. Okay, good. Thank you. Greed. Greed. excessive desire for material wealth or
01:00:17
position. I literally don't. I'm so selfless with my money. You know that. Jesse Johnson, how much money did
01:00:24
I spend on her in London? $1,700. Exactly. I'm selfless cuz you know that more is coming in. That's not why I don't have greed. You
01:00:30
know what? There's so many opportunities that I've said no to just because it's like You're right. Okay, good. So that's too All right.
01:00:37
Good. So lust. Okay. Intense or unchecked desires, especially sexual nature. I I don't know, dude. Because let me just
01:00:43
defend this. Okay. say you're 07. No, I'm not going to say 07, but I just want to defend myself. Okay. All right.
01:00:48
So, my therapist goes, the reason the I' we chaled it down to this. The reason
01:00:54
why my relationships don't work is because I you know me, I I'd rather watch porn than have sex with and be
01:01:00
intimate with my girlfriend. Right. So, I've cut that completely out of my life. It's been like four months now.
01:01:05
But that says unchecked desires, especially of a sexual nature. That's what you're describing.
01:01:11
What? What? Well, you're describing that like this thing can't fulfill you, so you're doing
01:01:16
the opposite to fulfill this sexual nature. No, what I'm saying is is that um I'm e
01:01:23
I can easily cut unchecked desires and move into a healthy nature, so I don't
01:01:29
have lust. Okay, good. Out. Saying, "Oh, I'm the captain said, okay,
01:01:35
out." Okay. Envy. Yes. Envy. Yes. Yes, I have it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's one. Yes, I have it.
01:01:41
All right. Gluttony. You really get it. Gluttony. Yes. Yes. Gluttony mean wrath. No. Uncontrolled anger or hatred? No. No.
01:01:48
It's controlled. Your hatred is very controlled. Yeah. Yeah. No. Sloth. Laziness or unwillingness to act? Yes. I have three.
01:01:53
So, three. Three out of seven. Can we at least agree on that? Well, that's just to you, Carlos.
01:02:00
Pride. None. Zero. Greed. None.
01:02:06
Kind of. No. I don't know, man. Lust. Yes.
01:02:11
Obviously. Yes. Lust. Lust is pretty human nature. Envy. Yeah. But I don't act out on it.
01:02:17
Gluttony. No. Yes, dude. Underindulgence in food. Overindulgence. It says,
01:02:23
"Yeah, but he that's what I'm saying. He doesn't overindulge in food, drink, or material pleasures." Material pleasures like sexual like
01:02:28
glory holes. Is it material pleasure? Once in a while is not that bad. I did get addicted to Gucci for two years.
01:02:33
Okay. Okay. So, it's gluttony. Yes. Wrath. Yes. Said Saturday Dublin was wrath.
01:02:39
Right. Okay. Anyway, sloth. No, I don't think No. Yeah. Okay. Partial sloth.
01:02:47
You do. What do you mean? I like the way you just said that. You questioned. You know what? That's real. Partial sloth. I I like how that happened in your mind
01:02:54
because because it says laziness or unwillingness to act. So you're not lazy.
01:02:59
No. But you are occasionally very unwilling to do. Yes. I think that's when Yeah. Like action
01:03:06
gets disconnected from the brain. Ah, when you're when you're high. When I forgot I was high,
01:03:12
right? Because I was high. I'll tell you who's a zero out of seven in this building.
01:03:18
Yeah. It's not you. Richie. Oh, yeah. Richie, for sure. I mean, this guy. You have no
01:03:24
You have nothing. No, I don't think so. Honestly, I might be good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean?
01:03:31
I I'm not too pridey. I'm not too greedy. I'm not too lusty, lusty or wrathy or sloppy.
01:03:36
See, this is the problem though. Seven out of seven dangerous. Zero out of seven
01:03:42
more dangerous. More dangerous. Scarier. Yeah. Scarier because you have to have you have to have problems. We all have to have
01:03:47
problems and issues. It's basically like this. Wow. I have no um problems and I'm going to I'm going
01:03:53
to shoot up the That would be Oh, yeah.
01:03:58
That would be wrath. That would be wrath. By the way, right before somebody shoots up something,
01:04:04
they're like, "This is wrath." Yeah. All right. But don't you think one of these uh sins
01:04:11
are going to come to the surface? I don't think you can be zero for seven. Yeah. You got to have something.
01:04:17
You got to have something. I think I just got other things, you know, like what what's your big Let's come up with another sin. Maybe.
01:04:22
Ah, maybe there's an eighth one. Go ahead. Yeah. Which is what? You know,
01:04:29
handsomeness could definitely be one. Yeah, delusion. Delusion on there. I think
01:04:34
delusion is pretty good. By the way, this is all Bible. The sins are considered to be the root of immoral behaviors that could damage a
01:04:40
relationship with God. So, the core of this is saying if you have any of these, it's just based on the relationship you have with God, which I think is
01:04:45
because everyone's relationship with God is unique and individual. Amen. So, it's already flawed. Yes. By the way, I saw a girl today and and
01:04:51
and and look, I I don't know how to Thank you. I don't know how to say this,
01:04:56
but you'll understand what I'm saying. There's a very pretty woman that was walking across the street going to church this morning when I was going to
01:05:02
get coffee and she was walking to the church and she was very pretty and I was watching her like fix herself on her
01:05:08
phone. She was looking at herself on the phone like fixing her hair and making sure she looks good and then I noticed
01:05:15
her skirt. I became like my dad. I It was like
01:05:20
that's pretty short for church. It was like crazy. It was like it was short enough where stairs
01:05:28
You understand? It would be like Yeah. If you're walking upstairs and someone's behind you, they can see the uh they can
01:05:34
see the goods. So, it was interesting to go to church in a short skirt. It was I was like,
01:05:40
that's a move. It's because like you go to a place like Mosaic,
01:05:45
some of these modern It's like a hip church. It's a hip church, right? Hot people. Remember I told you I went to that one
01:05:50
in um Venice? Yeah. And they're playing like, you know, modern folk music.
01:05:56
Yeah. Yeah. They were jamming. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hey.
01:06:02
And the Lord. Oh yeah. Yeah. The Lord. Hey. Hey. Hey. I like that. Do the other song. Yeah. What?
01:06:08
Do the other one. They do. The Lord is coming to town.
01:06:13
The Lord is coming to town. Jesus loves you almighty. You know all
01:06:19
that. Yeah. And people are up and they're but everyone is like
01:06:24
dressed to the hilt and they're hot. Yeah. Is that the right word? Yes.
01:06:30
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they're hot. Look at them. It's a their version of club. It's a nightclub. It's a nightclub without a morning club
01:06:36
without booze and drugs, right? And they're looking for their soulmate. Potential suitors.
01:06:42
Yeah. So, she comes in. Maybe today's the day, right? Yeah. She just looked very much like she was
01:06:48
going out. Yeah. Yeah, she was going in. But then you're at church and you meet see that girl. God, she saw it. But then
01:06:54
it's like I got to date her for 3 years. Yeah. Two years, right? We're only going
01:06:59
to make out, right? Yeah. She won't eat my butthole. Probably never. Probably never. You don't know, man.
01:07:05
Yeah. Church girls. I don't know. I never did one. I met a couple of girls in church. Yeah. But you know me. I I think you'd
01:07:11
have to she'd have to be like you like the hottest person you've ever seen in your life
01:07:17
to to be at church and to go that's the one and I'm going to commit 5 years or 3
01:07:23
years until I get some action, right? You'd have to be like you're like I'm willing to sacrifice this time.
01:07:29
I saw I saw a video on on TikTok about these this couple. They were saving themselves for marriage. He wanted to do
01:07:37
it. She did not. But she was like, "Yeah, we're saving ourselves for marriage." And they're like, "Well, so
01:07:42
you know, you can still be intimate." And he was like, "No, I' I'd prefer if we don't kiss either." K. You can't kiss
01:07:48
before you How do you know? I dude, I don't want to be
01:07:53
controversial, but Did I say that right? Yeah. I know be controversial, but even
01:08:00
and if you're a virgin out there and um you haven't had it and you're waiting for a life partner, sometimes
01:08:09
either the male or the female, they don't know how to do it, right? And they'll never know how to do it. And
01:08:15
and also, how do you know what's good or bad unless you've played the game, right? You got to die a couple of times.
01:08:20
You got to die a couple of times in there. Some mistakes, right? You know what I mean? The Bible does not explicitly say state that kissing before
01:08:26
marriage is a sin. So, you can do that. Jokes on you. You Oh, yeah. I want to know about
01:08:32
Comic-Con. What Comic Con? You went to Comic- Con? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What What is to know about Comic- Con?
01:08:39
What did you do? I went there. I for your comic book. Yeah. For my comic book.
01:08:44
I went there. Here's the thing about Comic-Con. I I did a panel and there's no there's no
01:08:50
way of knowing that the tickets are going to people be in there. I panicked the whole time. Sounds familiar
01:08:56
because you show up and you're like, um, you did a graphic novel. Can you explain
01:09:01
to the fans? Yeah. You did a graphic novel with somebody. Well, I came up with a graphic novel
01:09:06
with my friend Matthew. That's it. It's called Deadweight. And um we came up with the idea, this
01:09:12
and that, and then he went off with his illustrators and writers and they wrote it. Wow. So, the premise was something that
01:09:19
I um came up with, but um they wrote the story. What is it?
01:09:25
Can I tell you the story? Bobby Lee was just a greased loser scrubbing dishes in a decaying hell
01:09:30
tower until a haunted sword showed up and everyone in his building turned into flesh hungry death cultists armed with
01:09:37
blenders, bug zappers, and blood lust. Now Bobby slashing his way floor by floor through possessed neighbors,
01:09:43
chainsaw perverts, satanic raver armies, and a hallucinogenic horde of suburban
01:09:49
nightmares. Every kill drags him deeper into a war he doesn't understand. But the sword in his hand has other plans,
01:09:56
and it's not letting go. Destiny called Bobby, sent it to voicemail. Now it's kicking in the door with a stra flaming
01:10:03
stripper pole. Is this not karate ghost? No, it's not karate ghost. Wait, that
01:10:09
sounds awesome. Yeah. Made for animation. A bloody fun escape. Hilariously dark.
01:10:14
Yeah. Yeah. It's you ever see The Raid? Oh, yeah. No, I don't think so. Oh my god. It's one of the best martial
01:10:21
martial arts movies ever made. It's so good. Yeah. You got to watch this movie, The Raid. It's incredible.
01:10:26
And the second Yeah, the second one's good, too. Redemption. And um Kung Fury. You ever see Kung
01:10:32
Fury? Yeah, I saw Kung Fury. So, it's a combination of both things. You know, we wanted to put it in one destination. And so if we ever did a
01:10:38
movie that we could actually make it. So you did signings and stuff and and pictures and everything. Yeah. And you called me from San Diego. What
01:10:44
did you say about Comic-Con? I said, "What a beautiful place." Is that what you said?
01:10:50
I don't want to talk about Comic-Con in that way. Well, we got a lot of love about our little popup in Happy Gilmore 2.
01:10:58
And it was short but sweet. It was a It was short but sweet. I believe my my line was It's
01:11:04
interesting. Yeah. Is that shot in it? That shot's in it. So that that people are liking that. Okay.
01:11:10
Richie laughs. Pinnacle of the movie. Yeah. Is that funny, Richie? Oh, I love that. It's not meant to be funny.
01:11:16
And our podcast is in the back. It's in the back. It's the whole thing. Yeah, that's our podcast studio.
01:11:21
I mean, they literally they put they they let So that's good. Wearing our merch. Yeah, it was fun. I think the internet liked
01:11:27
it. Yeah. That we popped up in. We popped up. Sometimes we pop up. Sometimes we pop up.
01:11:33
Yep. And let me tell you something right now. Adam Sandler, we love you. You pop us up whenever you want to pop
01:11:39
us up. Yeah, pop us up anytime. Wow. Cameos were bananas. A lot I heard. It's the whole movie.
01:11:45
The whole movie is cameos. Uh, also that Bad Bunny stole the show. Bad Bunny was so funny in it.
01:11:50
Yeah. And uh Marcelo, who plays Bad Bunny's cousin, I think, did a
01:11:57
phenomenal job, too. Marcelo, funny guy. Hernandez. Yeah. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah. Yeah, that's him right there.
01:12:03
Yeah, I love that kid. But Bad Bunny, to be honest, really stole the show, man. He was so good in the movie. I didn't know he was an actor. Is he an
01:12:09
actor? He is now. Yeah. He's gonna get so much more than us. Yep. Amen.
01:12:14
Yeah. He barely speaks so many times. Amen. Amen. So many times. Eric Andre is in in the scene.
01:12:20
Yeah. I've had a lot of people go, "Great job." I said, "What?" I think my only line in his What is I don't even
01:12:27
think I have a line. Yeah. You say something to Benny Safy, but Yeah. Yeah. You say something.
01:12:32
Yeah. I think it's pretty fascinating. For the sake of the fans that want to know, we obviously did shoot that here in the studio. They brought in their
01:12:38
cameras into our room. Did we pod that day? We did. We did a pod and then we
01:12:43
shot the scene, which I think inside stuff for people that want to know. It is kind of fun. They brought an entire crew here
01:12:48
in our little tiny studio. Yeah. There was like 50 people in here, maybe more. It was so fun.
01:12:54
It was kind of wild. It was wild. Yeah. Shout out to our buddy Kyle Newek for, you know, and you know, it's a blessing that they
01:13:00
asked and, you know, we love Adam and this was it's a cool thing to be involved in. It was fun, man. I liked it. Amen. And um
01:13:06
Amen. And God bless. God bless. And um you going to get into golf now? Yeah. Let's talk about that for a
01:13:11
second. Well, we went golfing in London. Yeah, we went golfing in London and we did a putt putt. We did a putt putt, right? And um
01:13:18
Yeah. You got mad. I got a little mad because um it's an area that you're an expertise in.
01:13:23
You were doing not in putt putt. Yeah. You knew you were doing back backwards putts.
01:13:29
Yeah, it was backwards putt without even looking. Yeah. No look backwards putt. Yeah. Yeah. And you would get in every time. It went in a lot.
01:13:35
Not every time. Yeah. Uh didn't we tie him and I We tied. It was We cheated.
01:13:41
You got holes in one. You got two hole in ones. You know how many I got? How many?
01:13:46
Zero. Yeah. You You have a problem with windmills. Yeah, windmills are my my vice. Yeah, windmills. I mean,
01:13:53
windmills. Eating outside in the wind. Yeah. I have a problem with windmills both in
01:13:58
putt putt and in real life. Yeah. I don't like windmills. I know. They They make me It's hard to catch.
01:14:03
Hard. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You have to eat it. Yeah. It was windmill and it was a ferris
01:14:10
meal. Yeah, there was a ferris meal. Ferris meal stuff. I don't like the ferris meal either. I think there were more ferris meals than wind.
01:14:15
Way much more ferris wheel meals than windmill. But it was What was the place called? It was really nice. It's called Swingers.
01:14:20
Swingers West End. West End in London and it was really nice. Have a little room there to Ourel.
01:14:26
Yeah, it was great. Yeah. And then um and you know, can I be honest with you and you're you're probably going to go, "What are you talking about?" But I kind
01:14:33
of I kind of understand maybe the general reason why people if they're good at it would like golf.
01:14:40
Well, yeah. It is fun to get in the hole. Yeah. To getting in the hole. That's kind of the theme of life. Yeah.
01:14:45
Getting a ball in a hole is like our whole existence. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know. I've
01:14:50
never like done a long range cuz I don't even know how to swing in that way. You know, I want to take you golfing so
01:14:56
bad. Let's do it then. Like a se. Is there a seven hole? You can just play seven and quit.
01:15:01
Okay. There is not a seven hole. We could play nine is the number. You play nine or eight. I also don't want the pressure from behind.
01:15:08
Pause. Yeah. Yeah. Do I Do we get pressure from behind? Stop saying it.
01:15:13
What do you mean? I don't like it. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if that's like four Koreans.
01:15:18
Yeah. You know, I've seen them this like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:15:25
Yeah. Yeah. No, no. We'll go to a place that's locked off where we don't know. You can just We'll try it.
01:15:31
Are there Because I don't know. I've never done been in a golf match. Have you confronted anybody by going too slow
01:15:38
in front of you? Yeah. What do you What do you say? Like, let's say I'm in front of you.
01:15:43
Well, usually what happens if they're playing too slow, you'll hit a ball into them. Oh, you're not trying to hit them, but you
01:15:49
want to just scare them a little bit and go, "Come on, come on. Move it along." And do they turn around and go, "Hey, buddy." They'll put their hands up. They do this
01:15:54
thing. Yeah. Yeah. We're taking our time here, buddy. What do you say? Oh, long distance communication.
01:16:01
Yeah. You Because you can't. It's so fun. Yeah. Yeah. No, I would do like Oh, no TP tense, but celebrate.
01:16:08
Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Uh glitter face.
01:16:14
Yeah. Uh, double balloon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, what is that one?
01:16:20
I don't know. It looks like you're shaking up something in the tupperware. Exactly. Yeah. From here. Two kachavas. Two kachavas.
01:16:26
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, um, now we will go. I will take you golfing. Please. I would like to. What's up? What
01:16:31
I say, did Bobby ever watch Mahaland Drive? I did. Oh, yeah. Did you like it?
01:16:37
No, you didn't like it. That's insane. You didn't like Moholland Drive? That's crazy.
01:16:42
I I liked it. No, you didn't. I did. Can I give you the positives?
01:16:48
I love when you see a movie about LA and it feels like LA that it felt like LA. It's very Los Angeles. So, no more. It did very felt LA and
01:16:55
also her story. I I you know, we've met people like this. Yes. Yeah. So, all those things rang true for
01:17:01
me. It's just the ending I just didn't understand. You got to rewatch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And can you explain to me the ending? I mean, the movie's been out
01:17:08
for a while, so just explain it to me. What do you mean the movie's been out for a while? I mean, people already know. You can explain the end ending to me. Just
01:17:14
spoiler alert, tell me what the ending of Mahalland Drive is about. So, the beginning wasn't real.
01:17:20
She won she won like a trip or like she won like the the two old people that come in at the end that were small. She
01:17:26
wins like the doo-op contest in the beginning. That was the opening scene. And then the next shot is her laying down covering her face with the pillow.
01:17:33
That's her going into the dream state because she was in love with the brownhaired girl. So, she invents this
01:17:38
fantasy where she's like helpless and needs her and they're gonna like discover this whole thing together, but
01:17:44
she actually hires a hitman to kill her. So, then she's hoping that the hitman is incompetent and like the guy that she's
01:17:50
sleeping with, the director, like he's getting cucked by Billy Ray Cyrus. So, the whole first two acts are all like
01:17:57
her fantasy and then after they open the blue box that's back to her dark sad reality and like there's all these
01:18:03
interpretations of the box represent Oh, I see. So, I saw those aspects of it. That's her real reality. Yeah. So, you should rewatch it.
01:18:08
I'm going to rewatch it. Okay, now I get it. It's good. It's real good. You got it, though.
01:18:14
I didn't get it. Oh, I just Well, also I was like I hadn't slept in two days. Yeah.
01:18:19
And I was kind of half watching it going, "It seems Why is she here?" These shady people.
01:18:25
It's very um It's very uh fantastical in its approach.
01:18:30
It's almost like uh All right, we're going to rewatch it. That's fine. Don't want to. You didn't like it. I know you didn't like it.
01:18:35
I loved I can tell. I can tell. Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend. Bad friendoo.
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