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soon you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an
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Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
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bad friends her attitude's already stinky she's a stinky attitude already dude you're telling me she stinks
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already put the mic as close to I think she physically smells good but I
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think her attitude is stinky let's what do you think the what are you what are you guys
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doing don't hand it to her nice dude that's a celebrity dude Jesus is
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she yeah she is oh whoa dude have to wear these you don't have to no but it
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helps hear your own don't that you don't want to [ __ ] your hair it's fine don't do that here then throw it down or just
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put it wherever just hold it please hold it thank you I love these um slacks the
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buttons on the side are cool is this um fashion what Grandma's couch is this made out of yeah I was waiting for that
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well they I got you pants by the way I got you a gift where do you find those you don't buy those where do you find
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them I got you a gift for real cuz I know you like fashion oh I got gifts no you don't dude have a ring so nonth
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thoughtful that's a ring that that a fan gave you but you like Korean okay Korean what Korean
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Rings what is that it's from the that's ring is from theore from the war Korean War okay yeah you know we had a war
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right this is fun I got you I got your pants I got you pants
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yeah um you did yeah I got you've never got me pants you know what I got
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you if you say career it's going to really bother me dude you said it no that's what you feel
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I didn't say it you said it yeah I had one before not great yeah but I had
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one oh you know what nck sck Niki has really got in your head my friend Ricky snicky is really got his
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head one on Amazon yeah number one on Amazon um I did get you a gift these are
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for you these are pants what are they um these are Yeezys Yeezy pants I bought you Yeezy pants I'm not kidding at all
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he saw they Yeezy pants go ahead and open them up so she can see open them up for her so she can see look at that hold
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that up what do you think thank you so much you like those I love them those are vultures those are ye so why are
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they so big they're her size I don't think they are pretty sure
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they are are those for moamar not that he's big but I'm just saying okay yeah what were you saying
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your attitude right now is different go ahead and introduce Our Guest Bobby
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Altoid that was so funny ladies and gentlemen it's Bobby alof
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alof um are you are you Jewish no do you want to
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be what type of question is that's a silly one yeah you're you you aren't
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Jewish no are you sure I'm sure have you done a 23 in me do you know your history
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yeah your genetical makeup do you think you might have owned
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your family might have owned slaves maybe is that what you're going to ask yeah what do you think Bobby Al is
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of Jewish made being Jewish schol again did you what is did you guys just make
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this up yeah we wrote all these articles yesterday before you came in interesting yeah huh on the inter why
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does it say I'm of Jewish descent are you no what's the deal why are you so adverse I'm just confused I did I did do
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23 and me I'm not can we stop like looking me up or whatever you're doing I'd love to hear about your upbringing
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oh great may I ask some questions sure was there a lot of
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flowers growing up like did you see Wilderness did you see nature what do you mean like when you
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walked outside did you see TW birds like what what are you trying to get at I I I want to know if you
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lived in the city or if you lived grew up in the suburbs or the farm take it
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down oh you're right you think so take it down just a little bit I don't know dude she's provoking me dude too high
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right now all right let me ask you another question I mean the same question but in a different way I want keep it down yeah keep it down I keep it
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down Bobby Altoid no that's off that was so funny the second time and the first
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time we going to see it again look at her she's G she's ready for you can you ask your
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question my work speaks for itself it does it does so um Bobby yes
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do you not have a question it sounds like you don't have I do I no I do I did you grw up in the in the suburbs or the
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city um like kind of on a farm a little bit exactly that's what I thought thank
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you yeah yeah so your dad was a farmer no okay just I grew up on two acres one
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or two acres two acres okay how I I don't want to know the specifics but um
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is your dad a doctor no what did your dad do he builds houses Architect no
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contractor oh contract my bad yeah handyman contractor architect did your mother work janitor
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custodian president fix it boy blue collar not a collar at all in
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fact probably T-shirts if I'm being honest no collar no no collars did did your mother did your mother work no what
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did she do she would be really mad if she heard me say that though oh cuz she raised you she did and that's work and
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it's work a lot of work uh I think a lot of work to raise her I think so yeah
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raise me or people in general just me you specifically is moming a job of
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course what well you're you have that job right I do yeah yeah you're a mommy
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why do you talk like that did you like work is it a mommy I can't believe people enjoy listening to you guys oh
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and vice versa yeah if I may yeah no I'm kidding I we know why you're popular we
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like you a lot we've considered you the third bad friend and we also um are huge
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fans of yours and also can I just say something you know we normally probably wouldn't do other people's podcasts we
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generally try I do a lot M I do a lot but you do everybody's I do everybody's
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but um when you ask you and Mark Norman are in the race for h i I know you'll do it yeah but when you asked I was like
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well can I ask you a question though because you asked me way before like six months before I actually did it
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so what the [ __ ] happened you call you text me and you go or you dm' me you're going can you do my podcast I'm going to
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come over Friday Friday comes around you're no a no show and I don't hear you from you for six months later it wasn't
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a noow I said I text you and said sorry to me that's no shows that's not okay you were a show I text you you you
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texted me I didn't just like ghost you I know but it was hour before yeah an hour
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before yeah before you came to my yes an hour before you came to my like I'm not
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com do you want an apology no I want to know what happened TAA had to do it that
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day you got bumped for tigga can I may I ask you a serious question MH who did better numbers I
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mean the audio download TAA did Tiger's audio downloads are going to be better than yours for sure okay go to click on
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her profile picture her photo There You Go videos yeah videos go down to Tiger all right so
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bobb's at what what does it say 1.8 million right there with his leg spread 1.9 1.9 thank
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where's TAA right there at five five million okay he wins he did that hurt so bad it
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was no the whole thing hurt but the but the um the Tik Tok um views were pretty
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good for me yeah I saw a clip that got like 55 million or something yeah yeah yeah we
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did have a clip that did that so for six months then you're like okay I'm going to do tigga and then for 6 months you
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were gone yeah in that 6 months you didn't think of me no I did but you were like probably not I actually thought you
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were really mean and I wasn't looking forward to meeting you but Rick glasman assured me that you were nice in real
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life there's a guy you should always listen to yeah what do you what's your
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opinion now uh not much has changed I don't know
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so you scare me a little wow wow it's my what was your pre what was your opinion
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of me before you met me and then after truly I had no opinion of you before good
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people generally don't I had heard of be honest people don't have an opinion to me before generally don't and then when
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they meet you they kind of do and that's a good thing yeah well yours is usually negative no it's positive she just said
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she thought you were an [ __ ] and then she met you and it was confirmed but she had an opinion I think it's better to have an
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opinion than not having an opinion before you should have less opinions is how I feel you know you're acting
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strange today dude what is it you think you didn't sleep well or something did not I know I can tell all night I was worried about this interview yeah me too
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all night I woke up four times to pee thinking what are we going to do what are we going to talk to this [ __ ] goon about yeah yeah and and I didn't
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get any sleep and now I what was your opinion after we
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met you're lovely am I yeah we got on pretty well let me ask you wait wait no
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no stop I want to move on can I ask one more L and then we'll move on cuz your yours haven't been there's been no good
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questions out of you so far who Who Am I Wrong can we back this up or no I like the flower question yo that
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one was a [ __ ] home run way to go Pete okay the flower question yeah I liked it yeah it's called Nature's
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Beauty you don't know about Nature's Beauty dude you're on fire today go ahead all right go ahead so um
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your opinion of Andrew after you met him is your opinion stronger about him than
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my your opinion about me after that we met is the love you have for me more than the hate you have for Bobby I don't
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think that came out SM I just that came out weird that came out weird is that how is that how you meant it is the love
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for me bigger than the hate for Bob that's how I meant it yeah uh it's like a tie good yeah that's good
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oh that's good where'd you go huh to get that creation yeah okay anyway go you
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what are you plugging creation what the [ __ ] is going on with you today what is going on with you dude even you saying
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this right now now you would never ask what's going on with me I don't like it whatever yeah yeah whatever you're doing
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right now stop it I had a you're trying to brag in front of her or something I'm not yeah you're changing your thing like
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you know what I mean like I'm like ow that hurt is this normally how
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your podcast goes you talk to each other while your guest watches oh do you want to yeah let's not compare podcasts yeah
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let's not do this because because yours yeah there we go
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um you're little girls you're a little girl you're two kids oh no I mean your children yes I have a I have a real
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question okay slow down dude I'm this close to what to what honestly to what
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leaving not leaving but like really having it having it I'll ho down with you okay let's ho down then what you got
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to sleep better and you had a good set last night no you're delusional dude Bobby yes put your phone down right
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noward dude you know what so what is your question no I have a question yeah with your little ear sticking out like
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that you know you look like a Wood Elf thank you like from the movies going to look up what that is yeah yeah we're
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going to show it you really look like a Wood Elf right show the fans there that's a nice look what would her wood elf name be huh what would her name be
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there we go that's she her thank you bingaling alow Stevens
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bingaling is balow Stevens thank you and you live live in the deep forest sounds
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good yeah in that mythological world what do you think I would
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be a troll a little troll I'm a little troll or a big troll big troll okay [ __ ]
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you big troll [ __ ] you dude I have to ask I want to know this is a question because I think about this a lot my
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buddy has three girls when the girls reference their father what do they call him Dad Dad or
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dad Daddy Daddy they say Daddy yeah I just feel like I don't if I ever have a daughter I don't want do you want your
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daughter to call you Daddy it's not weird don't make it weird yeah you could do Papa pop that's weirder how is pop or
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Papa or poppy weirder than daddy Daddy's only weird cuz Daddy's what Puerto Ricans call everybody don't spake me
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Daddy see no it's weird it's weird it just sounds weird you know what I mean I
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don't like I'll do my homework Daddy
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right doesn't it sound weird I don't like Daddy yeah I don't like Daddy either gross me cute yeah yeah why is it
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why then why sweet but then how come it transfers over into adulthood people do that to like everything go do it again
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do it to something else nice try thank you yeah nice [ __ ] try no one goes no adult male
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goes mommy you'd [ __ ] throw up on site if some if I walked into a friend's
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house and he was like Mommy can we have Mita America yeah also shut the [ __ ] up
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right now dude no see what I'm saying though daddy transfers into adult langa
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is koreanet how does APPA sound appa's great yeah APPA and om I'll do my homework
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APPA you R it already what do you think well I know
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you don't do your homework so I think that's it you're definitely getting spanked anyway it's apaa and right yeah
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dude you're so bilingual that's he Japanese but anyway
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did you know what kind of Asian I am you know wait wait
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wait you don't know what kind of Asian I am do you care no um what's your
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favorite ethnic food Mexican oh you like it what dish do you get what Mexican
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dish do you get tamali oh
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basic what do you think do you really do you think the word basic would apply to you genuinely or no no cuz it's not it's
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not a negative connotated thing basic is kind of nice I'd say I'm basic yeah I
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would say the same thank you I'm complex you are you are you are complex you know
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what I am diverse I'm two shifts away from the Rubik's Cube being solved and you're when all the colors are [ __ ]
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all over the place which is beautiful it's not a bad thing I I disagree okay I'm already solved all the
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colors on on all the right sides ABS [ __ ] lutely yes you're you really think you're a cohesive thing yeah but
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then I mix you're [ __ ] nightmare right you [ __ ] it up every morning but then I but at in the morning it's back
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to the same colors right it's like a movie yeah right like every day you [ __ ] up all this [ __ ] and then overnight it
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somehow everything fixes it you know why because everybody else is doing it for you someone comes in the room I swear to
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[ __ ] you're dude I'm telling you right now dude you're this close of having a [ __ ] ho
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down you're this close and you we haven't had a ho down in a very long time dude and I'm willing to I'll I'll
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get my cowboy hat and I'm willing to go down dude go get it Focus heha dude focus on the guest okay let's go she's
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on her phone again again oh my God she's bored she's not bored oh she is no no
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you're not how about you know what you you you you are more than welcome to leave at any time I don't want her to
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can I if you want to go go actually will I don't want you to if she wants to go let her go we did hers who cares she
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does ours if you want to go I I don't want to keep you here if you don't feel like being here if you don't have any questions I do I have a million of them
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I have a million questions all right she's ready to go let her go this is the first time I've ever seen it but I think
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that you're a decent human being looking human being decent looking human being and all
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of it I mean in the insides as well thank you so much were you really saying
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a question what were you saying what you were saying I was you know what I'll be honest with you I was like I don't have any questions so then I just you know
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what I mean I went with my instinct right and it came out weird you're basic looking good looker what's on what's on
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Bobby alto's Spotify top songs like kids music like what like um Miss Rachel that
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kind of stuff she doesn't make Spotify music she doesn't she doesn't have any jams not on Spotify how about Peppa Pig
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and they don't listen to their music we you know what Bobby let's create a child song now I'll do a line you do a line
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we'll go all the way down the LA sounds good yeah red balloon in the sky with the butterfly me sliding down the slide
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at the park this afternoon I'm I'm gonna
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pass we'll try it again yeah yeah yeah ahead what yeah I'm not giving nothing
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no no go ahead Bob well you how about open your heart before you when we get to you not make a decision now okay you
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know what I mean yeah okay and the red train going down the track who's that man standing outside my
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window we can just keep doing it yeah yeah go ahead it's the mailman but he's got a
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funny eye why is he staring at me for so long today he doesn't have mail but two
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hatches in his hand interesting and no pants on his legs I call him Billy but
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he goes I'm not Billy today I'm a [Music]
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murderer you guys rehearsed lot yeah we [ __ ] rehearsed it it's called
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improv what are you doing sorry too much yeah it's enough I like it too much no I
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like it yeah yeah did you ever did you ever did you take improv classes I should I think you should I think we
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should teach her now no I don't want to no because I'll tell you why what I noticed when I did hers in my mind I'm
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like she doesn't know improv yeah she does yeah so I'm like
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she if we could teach her then maybe you know what's Bobby's comfort zone where
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do you feel the most happy uh sleeping I love that yeah how many hours a day not
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many because of the children yeah let me ask you something yeah cuz I know a guy
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who saw his Nanny hit his hit the kid oh wow on the thing in the face yeah it was
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abuse wow and the cop showed up a couple days later couple days it's LAPD Bud
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yeah they got stuff going on yeah unless it's a gang war it's like a k a kid hits big [ __ ] deal if I took that call
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deal but I can if you saw that would you I mean obviously what would you do be enraged yeah I'd fire her you'd fire her
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but would you call the authorities yeah okay like she slapped my kid yeah that's it that's it yeah you're not going to go
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physically assault her you're not going to have a ho down you're not going to make a ring a dingding to somebody who
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should not would not be named and have that woman disposed of for slapping my kid yeah no in the sea you go you cross
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my kids in the sea is that another song yeah in the sea you hit my kids you you
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don't my kids in the sea if you hit my kids you drown in the sea okay my bad if you hit my kids I will drown you in the
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sea Pacific Ocean we got to be specific why because I think the Pacific is um
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it's a bigger ocean but it's not a sea Pacific Ocean isn't sea exactly oh Mediterranean Sea so far pretty indian
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sea no that's far how about the bay Mexico Bay
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sure it's not a c either yeah can you please back on her phone back on your
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phone you guys keep talking to each other what am I supposed to do just stare it yeah okay yeah I well do
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whatever you want be free we're just so glad you came what's that tattoo on your left arm there uh my
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children holding hands will you uh have another one I was going to say will you regret that
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tattoo um cuz they're going to get bigger than not going to look anything like that that's going to be embarrassing you're these are my kids
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but they yeah no I think it's a fond memory they're already bigger than this they have these outfits I saved them
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they you saved those outfits yeah because they're like forever etched on my body do you have any on your legs no
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friends anyway disgusting you're oh God you I remember you saying that a lot
00:25:06
when I was with you I was disgusted a lot you didn't say she didn't say that once did she not not on ours yeah you
00:25:13
cuz I I think I disgusted you yeah many times many times he did not disgust you well he wasn't like putting his toes out
00:25:20
and like oh my toes are disgusting taking his shirt off I didn't take my shirt off how dare you I think you did I
00:25:26
did yeah I think I did yeah I did but I apologize for that but it was hot we're
00:25:32
playing tennis and you tried to like hug me without your shirt on you don't hug right you don't hug I hug no I know your
00:25:39
children but not Str no you don't hug other people not really like if we gave to when you say goodbye when we you
00:25:44
wouldn't give a hug would you I would no you would I do would you hug me I don't
00:25:52
hug that makes perfect sense yeah she doesn't hug who in the room would you hug um so that's Pete on the left that's
00:26:00
uh uh mcon in the back and that's fancy in the white say something about Mone right now I
00:26:06
think who would you hug I hug you wouldn't hug interesting thing about Mone right now you know I hug like my
00:26:13
family what what what's going on I thought remember mcon thought he had a shot with po oh yeah get on the mic you
00:26:20
want to say something I don't know if you want to approach this at all but I know you're I know you're you're he literally thought
00:26:26
he had a shot with you it's so silly well you're single now yes uh yes yeah and I don't know if it's sensitive and I
00:26:32
don't want to be rude and disrespectful to that and I mean I'm being genuine okay but this this this guy this Mor
00:26:37
this [ __ ] he says to us he goes I think she's I think she's really pretty and I
00:26:43
said okay great and then he said I think I think when I go with you to the thing maybe I'll try to chatter chatter up and
00:26:50
I said okay good luck silly silly man and then he said what do you mean good luck you think I don't have a chance
00:26:56
with her and I said I said abely not absolutely well Bobby said absolutely not and I said do you think you do and
00:27:01
he said I think maybe she'd like me no he started going I have The Gift of Gab Gift of Gab that's what he said he said
00:27:07
the gift of it's a Minnesota term and then also he was like very cocky about it and then when I saw him after it he's
00:27:13
like no I didn't have a chance didn't well he didn't say one word yeah didn't say one word so you want to say a couple of words now you're a foolish man go ahead no step up to the mic and say what
00:27:19
you need to say I thought you know we're two movers and shakers young you think
00:27:25
that you're even let him do it let him do it you know get up on the mic so she
00:27:31
can see you and say what you need to say go ahead the hair is coming back in
00:27:36
I was bald for a bit but you know she can't even look you in
00:27:42
the ey feel a little more confident again but no she's uh she's intimidating can't
00:27:48
can't that's yeah that's your pitch that's the pitch that's the pitch it's so weak W you guys said that this one
00:27:54
was her latest man I did not yeah they say that not me I don't say that yeah
00:28:00
yeah yeah Bobby do you do you is this the kind of guy that you would date in your next round of life no no exactly
00:28:06
and why though just give me some some reasons just come curious I feel like he's like 20 he's well he he's you're
00:28:13
same age I feel like I'm 40 so unless he's 40 then he's not my same age you're
00:28:19
the same age but go ahead what else what is what some other he has no money I could I'm guess can I
00:28:24
guess he has absolutely no money is okay let's get past that yeah okay beyond the age and the money thing what else I feel
00:28:30
like those are two pretty big things but let's add some more for fun yeah yeah for the sake of the show I
00:28:36
mean is he attractive to you he have a mullet did I see one he has a mullet he has a mullet yeah yeah for now for now
00:28:42
okay okay there's another is he attractive um and like a kid like like
00:28:48
oh look at that kid so if he calls you Mommy that's okay that's disgust well
00:28:54
that's Al although can I say something last night cuz I'm I have a friend visiting me and this friend of mine yeah
00:29:00
she goes you know I I know you're going to get mad but I have to say that I think makon is cute and it literally
00:29:07
last night I literally lost my mind yeah is this a girl that you're D yes I literally lost my mind that would gross
00:29:14
me out it grossed me out so he's not cute though at all I didn't I i' have no opinion well look at him right now real
00:29:19
fast do you see anything you like over there I don't want to can we set you guys up on a date no please no okay
00:29:27
pretty please no okay good well you know I'm single Bobby I'm considered the Korean
00:29:34
Timothy Shyamalan so um Timothy shalam shalam you're more
00:29:40
you're not really a Shalom what am I more like a tuong Fu bring up chalam yeah that look at how
00:29:48
[ __ ] beautiful that kid is that's not you wait do that face oh yeah I see
00:29:53
it I see it you see it yeah I see it actually mhm
00:29:59
look at him okay I really love and I really appreciate you I love you feeling
00:30:06
what you just felt cuz I really need you to stay where you are sometimes cuz he's getting real ahead of himself yeah is he
00:30:13
he's late to everything yeah I paid for him to come out to New York I pay for his life I mean and I love him he's
00:30:19
family to me I said come out to New York from the premiere of my movie I want let's ask Bobby what she would have done
00:30:25
in the circumstance my mother is in town I flew my mom for the premiere of this movie kind of a big deal me out huh you
00:30:31
didn't play me out why why would friends oh do you want to
00:30:37
come to a premiere of something no but offer should have been okay well [ __ ] dude so I flew my I flew my mom
00:30:44
out I said you have one job M you have to meet me at the premiere and I want
00:30:49
you to film me and my mom getting out of the car together it's a special moment for me mhm one job did you get that
00:30:56
footage so did you get the footage as a big yes or no I can't believe Brooklyn
00:31:01
at the time no no no no no no did you get that footage were you there before me to get the car me getting out of the car I got on the train yes or no were
00:31:08
you there before me to get me and my mom the one thing I asked you before you did you fil me and my mom getting out of the
00:31:13
car I was you were getting out of the car did you film me and my mom getting out of the car no thank you what would
00:31:18
you do in that circumstance if that was someone you hired on your team for one special moment in your life who you paid
00:31:23
to do a thing and really no other responsibilities he could have done anything he wanted for the [ __ ] four
00:31:29
days in New York go party do whatever he wants one thing what do you do in that circumstance and by the way whatever she
00:31:35
says goes fire him you heard it out go thank you
00:31:46
Bobby he's been waiting for that for a long that was super good right wouldn't that hurt your heart yeah Bobby yeah um
00:31:54
when you're ready to date what are you looking for oh um let's have like a little checklist
00:32:01
here so um can we ask you some questions sure all right so um what if he had his
00:32:06
own children that that's fine yeah I guess okay that's fine Blended blended family
00:32:12
like the pretty buch like the pretty buch I can't really like say no now that I have kids right you can do whatever you want what do you but what if they
00:32:18
had what what if they were like stay home forever kids if you know what I mean no I would prefer if they didn't
00:32:23
have kids you know what I mean they have helmets you know what I mean what they're stay home Forever Kids you know
00:32:29
what I mean they're just like whizzing around you know okay what's your next question all right so that's number one
00:32:35
number two what if he was like um I don't have a job but I have money is
00:32:40
that okay no he needs to work yeah what if he just wants to stay home and take care of the kids yeah and he wants you
00:32:46
to live your I mean they're whizzing around his room his house he's got to he needs to have his own life okay mhm how
00:32:52
short can he be uh at least 6 feet tall so has to be over 6 feet mhm or 6 feet
00:32:57
is like the I it's it's just when people when people are like you it just really you're just cutting out so many people I
00:33:04
think it's fair no it's not fair it's not fair at all I think men under I want to be able to wear heels and not and you
00:33:09
still can and not be taller all right I mean it hurts me why
00:33:17
if because cuz cuz when I go on dating sites how tall are you 5 three and a
00:33:22
half FL there's no way are you actually you yeah yeah yeah I am I am and it's
00:33:27
like when I go on dating sites like Rya some of the things say R wow wow that's a shot well I didn't
00:33:35
it's a shot to I shot you know you know what you meant when you that's not what I meant I just genuinely was wondering if he's on they let you on that yeah
00:33:42
that's not what I said anybody wow it's really going down not every that even hurts more that anyone can get on it I
00:33:47
feel like I've seen that anybody you just need like a referral code or something a bunch of referrals by fancy
00:33:53
people thank you oh okay will you use the apps at some point or you think you're not going to do that I'm okay
00:33:58
you'll never do I'm waiting to to stumble upon the level all right so but sometimes the app will go I'm not looking for anyone under 6 feet and it
00:34:04
hurts me but anyway let's keep going that's fine just date people under four feet I like taller women not there's
00:34:11
definitely okay then fine there's women who like short guys that's just not for me okaying fair enough yeah there's a
00:34:17
lot of women that like sh you wouldn't have dated Napoleon and that's a shame on you he ran the thing he ran the thing
00:34:24
France I don't even know who that is both of you guys have no idea IDE who Napoleon is he ran the thing Dynamite
00:34:30
yeah yeah there he is right there dude naon Dynamite that's he was the same he was the same height that's Bobby yeah
00:34:36
that's but killing the game look at him look at his dick not that it's not that big yeah you're right um all right let's
00:34:42
go back to the checklist May okay yeah okay what if he um was blind in one
00:34:50
eye and in a fiery accident he his ears would just burnt off so you just see
00:34:56
like holes on the side of of his head but he covers it with hair right but when you look at it you can see like the
00:35:04
insides yeah you can see the workings of the ear what do you mean what is it I'm asking you a question next question oh
00:35:11
let's go back to the what if he was a a religion like he was like Zoro asterism
00:35:16
you know what that is like one of the original okay nothing all right so he has to be over six feet
00:35:21
tall yes ask her a color what color what is wrong with you guys what color what
00:35:27
color you guys I'm done what about Asian are you uh okay with Asian men how many
00:35:32
are over six feet how many Asian you know what toe you know honestly not much
00:35:37
but anyway it's actually true that's true interesting I'd love to see your feet thank you Jiminy crickets jimy
00:35:44
crickets I [ __ ] up why would you say that out loud I was looking at her boots right now I go like the boots but I'm like what's underneath it and I go
00:35:50
probably nice feet you're not saying that a gross way are you bud not a sexual no I don't find
00:35:55
her sexually attractive how big are your feet why what size shoe do you wear yeah
00:36:02
that's why a six yeah yeah tiny I bet you have long
00:36:07
toes are they long toes do you paint them Bobby long toes yeah do you paint
00:36:13
your h i don't paint them myself no but you get I bet you get
00:36:18
gels yeah like like you remember I know I do remember dude that day I'll never
00:36:24
forget oh oh oh oh I for
00:36:29
got ouch ouch you get like little lint between
00:36:36
your toes or will you save someone and send it to him no it's just this is weird this is
00:36:42
what you do to me then I'm going to leave here and tell people he so what weird you say Bobby was weird that's so
00:36:50
[ __ ] it's so crazy because it's like why can't you ask these questions you can
00:36:55
yeah I'm curious about your feet I'm sure they're love and I'm curious to see the condition they in I mean Pete am I wrong no not at
00:37:02
all exactly do you have a foot fetish I might have one yeah cuz I've been showing people mine yeah well you that's
00:37:08
not what a foot fetish is that's not the same thing you know and I think mine are so nice look yeah you like what you see I don't
00:37:17
want to see it do you um you drink or use drugs I
00:37:23
are you the police what are you asking me that for maybe who's asking why are you asking did you have something
00:37:29
traumatic happen in your life growing up no okay you're attacked
00:37:35
by an wild animal is that how you usually get information out of people yeah yeah you just like guess until you
00:37:41
maybe get it yeah yeah were you in a cult were your parents in a cult no did
00:37:47
you go to church every Sunday yes what church can we say that the religion what kind of religion yeah what kind of
00:37:53
religion Christian well let's get into Jesus Catholic no just just broad
00:37:58
Christian like the church was called Christian Church non-denominational yeah
00:38:03
yeah that's a cult you know what dude shut the [ __ ] up that's enough enough about you it is a little bit though but
00:38:09
in a good way I can see you at a Pew on your hands and knees that's
00:38:14
Catholic they don't do that they don't do pews that's I can see you see you in the wooden bench okay on a wooden bench
00:38:21
right and then when the song comes you know how they do the song you pick up the booklet from the little I guess you
00:38:27
imately gra the book and really you don't even need the book you have the you have it memorized Jesus
00:38:34
Christ you're my Lord and Savior like you guys are going to go to
00:38:40
Hall of and my friend why are we why would we go to hell for praising Jesus mocking
00:38:47
him really really yeah I think we're showing love and respect do you still go to church no when was the last time you
00:38:54
went uhab what I love you
00:38:59
Satan another world BS a bob cool I do
00:39:07
both like I go both ways and that confuses you that's right but that's the
00:39:12
Ying Ying of me I'm texting Luke oh don't don't text Luke who's Luke my man
00:39:18
her manager why like I cut this out yeah no please I you no no listen Bobby Bobby
00:39:25
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby look at him Bobby begging yeah Bobby begging
00:39:31
please don't leave please don't tell your manager that you know mean this was an uncomfortable situation I really
00:39:36
apologize I worship you I love you so much thank you so much for being here Bobby thank you so much for being here
00:39:43
very good I'm
00:39:50
kidding any other questions well this was nice I love you
00:39:56
so much do I care about thank you okay and before we end I just want to ex
00:40:02
let's have let's have let's do I I know what we're going to do all right because I feel like we're in a hole okay who's
00:40:09
not we me I'm huming I'm I'm huming too okay you're good like a bird yeah right so what I'm want to say is let's go down
00:40:17
the line not a song Don't Worry right but we express how we really feel about each other before we go okay that's good
00:40:23
and and only positives no negatives okay right should I start this is your bit it's not
00:40:31
a bit dude this is your it's an exercise this is your exercise okay it's like a gratitude list can you look at
00:40:38
me okay so Bobby here's how I feel about you okay I'm honored to work with you I
00:40:47
am when I oh really I am when I did your I was so grateful that you asked me to do it because you're hot and the kind of
00:40:55
no like in terms of the numbers like you're you're hot out there not in a like attractive way you know I mean
00:41:02
you're attractive but I know I feel like it I feel like I'm drowning in sadness
00:41:09
all the way to China this one's going I I know let me start over all right I was really grateful that you had asked me I
00:41:16
thought we worked well well together it got really good traction it helped me out a lot um I also um I just think that
00:41:23
you're like a anomaly a very talented person and I think that in this time of
00:41:30
age we just need somebody like you out there I think you're so important and I just um I think that you're a good mom
00:41:37
thank you and I think I want to see your feet that's it that's good right is that
00:41:43
good you you're oh then you I go to you now okay yeah you're my best and um you're the
00:41:51
best you know and we're going to Austin tomorrow together tomorrow yeah yeah
00:41:56
it'll be fun yeah and I just like working with you and I trust you IM immensely God bless and I love you so
00:42:01
much go ahead now your turn okay Bobby
00:42:07
mhm be real dude be
00:42:12
authentic Bobby good I got here we go you
00:42:19
know it's happening I'm oh no cuz you're feeling it and that's what I love it's organic it's so organic D I'm letting it
00:42:26
rip Bobby will you can you you know what go
00:42:32
in the front room just so I can have like a moment this have a
00:42:38
cigarette I really want this to be I want I want it to count I'm sorry I made you come here and
00:42:45
do this I'm sorry I know you said you didn't want to do it and you said this going to be a waste of your time and you don't like Bobby and he makes you
00:42:50
uncomfortable and you said it over and over and I'm sorry okay do you accept my apology no okay
00:42:58
that's up how do we get out of here Mone will help you out that's okay yeah can I
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00:44:26
it did you like it I Lov it would you like it did I see dun yeah
00:44:32
yeah I didn't see dun and I'll tell you why I want to re-watch Dune one before I go again that's what I did the night
00:44:37
before I went to see my cousin just did that that was a smart idea he got stoned he watched Dune one and then he went to the theater and watched Dune 2 so I
00:44:44
that's what I need to go back to do yeah tell you this man Elvis he really has got it Presley he's in it no hey what's
00:44:52
up with the sand no Austin Austin what's going on over the sand yeah oh can I have a bragging Point let me let me brag
00:44:57
can I brag no I got a better I got a better better bragging Point than that what is it Austin Butler played Elvis
00:45:04
yes welln right yeah when we toured Graceland you didn't come with us you
00:45:10
refused to tour Graceland when I toured Graceland the teenage kids you know some
00:45:15
of like the you've already told the story before not on this show I love it I'm want to do it again can I can I tell
00:45:20
it teenage kids were like stino bad friends loved it yeah the
00:45:26
woman goes I'm sorry I don't know who you are yeah the guide I said that's okay most people don't she goes well
00:45:32
they seem to know who you are she goes that's really surprising I've given a lot of celebrity tours this place and a
00:45:38
lot of people just don't really recognize anybody I said like who she goes Austin Butler who played Elvis I
00:45:44
walked him through this entire property not one person stopped him and I said take that Austin Butler this is before
00:45:51
the movie came out no of course not that's insane it came out it was already way out I think as a guy he might be
00:45:57
unrecognizable he looks like a very like he a chameleon yeah he able let me ask that's a chameleon I
00:46:05
want to say this though look at that guy you might not know that's him bro he was so good in Dune 2 I'm sure he was yeah
00:46:11
he played Frey fade R fade R fade Roa
00:46:17
Haron haran correct that's right yeah let me have a chance to say it okay look
00:46:23
at how much better he look at look at look at the the first picture down in the second row I mean what a first
00:46:28
picture look at how handsome he is so handsome but as Frey cuz sting played that part remember in the the David
00:46:35
lynon and he was and sting was like every breath you yeah yeah that's a
00:46:43
police song isn't it yeah it's a Sting still him very good but what's the difference do you like sting more or the
00:46:50
police more oh the police by far isn't that weird though why did I not like sting
00:46:55
after the police because he went really family kind of his songs were very like Poppy and no it was just yeah
00:47:03
like what's that one song that he sings I don't even remember uh oh oh oh he sing field of
00:47:10
field of oh yeah what's it oh he sings A Streets of Philadelphia no not that's
00:47:15
the field what's the field one what's the field one kidding give me the lyric I think I can sing it no Fields of
00:47:21
[Music] Gold
00:47:27
of rapture or whatever it is you remember that's it when the west wind
00:47:34
blow the ways of rapture that's right yeah yeah Fields of Gold that's that song what's your favorite police song oh
00:47:41
God I like it get on the ground get on the ground that's enough yeah yeah yeah I
00:47:46
can't breathe I can't breathe why can't we do that bad boy bad boy bad boy that was a
00:47:53
great song it was a really good song but uh my favorite my favorite police song was uh um maybe I'm going to sing the
00:47:59
hum and let's see if you know it ready my favorite police song yeah
00:48:10
yeah s yeah that song is about us you know
00:48:16
that right Rock Sand's a good song that song that I'm singing is called man in the suitcase it's literally about our life why must I be the man in the
00:48:24
suitcas is with the strangest face yeah the police were great so good so good
00:48:30
and then um you know what I listened to the other day that I was I had listen the cars love so many good songs The
00:48:37
Cars Shake it up Shake It
00:48:42
Up that's so good it is really good I've been watching I haven't seen I haven't seen anything because I've been watching
00:48:49
uh Shogun Shogun everyone's talking about Shogun
00:48:54
Shogun is so good yeah but also I've watching uh I watch curb I watch through curb oh U Richard Lewis stay up to date
00:49:02
on curb yeah amazing I heard shogun's great there's only one
00:49:08
problem oh I'm not in it not enough white people oh okay I I don't think there's anything in Shogun for me though
00:49:14
I don't think so either why I can do Shogun that's good yeah
00:49:20
yeah ow ow is that what it isow you got the roll yeah I got it you got the roll
00:49:26
I why can't I die I mean that's what they'd make you do for sure I know but I can die in a in
00:49:31
a dramatic show of
00:49:38
course no let me just no let me just do it right I'm sleeping I'm sleeping some
00:49:45
Samurai comes up to me go to bed I'm like is he suck on my dick he's
00:49:52
not no I know no way then I go oh I feel a pinching in my stomach oh it hurts yeah in your mind when you're sleeping
00:49:59
you would hear that noise you go you check no dick sucking cuz my sides hurt
00:50:05
I look [Music]
00:50:11
down Tong why tongo I I we grew up together in the
00:50:19
valley the river we at by the creek is it too much I don't like I don't like
00:50:26
this why I don't know what it is don't let me finish it okay that's
00:50:31
why you don't you don't let me finish my scenes not if they're falling apart I know I'm like the I'm like the [ __ ]
00:50:37
conductor who's like baale ba but you're directing it right so just cut it right cut yeah so yeah exactly dude let's go
00:50:45
back to one and I'm as an actor I I'll probably still do an Asian accent even when I'm not shooting just to be in the
00:50:51
role uhhuh could I ad lib yeah add rib I can
00:50:57
add rib yeah yeah yeah yeah are you ready I'm so prepared action you say action or do I just go I have to say it
00:51:04
my my no no like a good director take your own action oh really
00:51:12
yeah oh oh oh
00:51:19
cut you're getting stabbed I know I don't think you ow you when oh yeah yeah yeah cuz the OU was this you're so
00:51:26
stupid dude sometimes who I'm the director yeah yeah I I don't care dude I fired no I I no don't fire me you're
00:51:32
fired I going tell you why you're wrong the OU was the first two is realization oh you yeah yeah oh you and then oh you
00:51:39
is I open my eyes cuz I'm [ __ ] sleeping yeah you're oh you're napping yeah yeah and I'm going oh you right
00:51:46
betrayal betrayal oh that's the line betrayal betrayal as you die yeah okay
00:51:51
ready action oh oh you betrayal no it's a
00:51:57
little too ex I'm not done too excited I'm not done are ready all right right okay I'll take my one oh you betrayal
00:52:06
Tony oh it's Tony yes and it's it's Tony Soprano yeah well
00:52:12
let's fuse the Two Worlds I got to do what I got to do yeah yeah sorry I got to stab you show how would you would you stab let me do you you do stab Shogun
00:52:19
sorry I got to stab you what do you want to do yeah yeah let me stab you oh you do now I'm the director but you have
00:52:26
it's Shogun ready uh scene 46 Shogun you know
00:52:32
the Rapture scene
00:52:38
action cut was it not believable that I was getting stabbed in my sleep yeah but
00:52:44
you're not an Irish guy how was I Irish I look this way no but you're supposed to be would give a Japanese guy oh okay
00:52:52
yeah yeah so we don't do that all right so anyway God damn this guy I should
00:52:57
have auditioned this guy man I swear to God I shouldn't have offered anyway Rapture scene scene 36 take for 15 and
00:53:14
action you stub me oh Fair it's cut I
00:53:19
mean yeah um what they say call The Academy what do they say they go um you know what I mean what does the director
00:53:26
say print that print [Music] that print that [ __ ] dead on it you
00:53:33
know when you go on a set and they have that red light and it says do not enter when light is on we're rolling always do I always I do it every time I'm not
00:53:40
going to stop what are we talking about let me in let me in what the [ __ ] is going there's food in there let me I
00:53:45
don't understand what you're saying when they're rolling on a stage they put red lights up to make you make sure that you know that they're rolling to not end oh
00:53:51
I never oh dude I go in every time I'm hungry craft service is there I'm hungry
00:53:56
not only that it's like I always tell because there's always wardrobe and people waiting there cuz they don't want to cross and I go you know what I always
00:54:02
say I go I'm quiet yeah sneaky I slowly and those doors are so heavy you can
00:54:09
there's padded too yeah they're fine they're so fine that no one's going to hear you yeah yeah oh my God I wanted to
00:54:14
show you this dude because because because because because we're going to Abu Dhabi people know
00:54:20
uh one of the princes ah Prince J bought prince Jasmine look up look up no no no
00:54:27
just write write Saudi Prince billion dooll jet some guy just bought a billion
00:54:33
doll outfit of this jet look at this [ __ ] thing it's going to blow your mind maybe it's is that yeah that's it the first
00:54:40
picture the first one Saudi print that one a bill look at the [ __ ] photos of this thing alwa a billion dollars yeah
00:54:48
so 500 million private Boeing jet and then outfitted it with another I don't even know it says it in the article I
00:54:54
mean dude the [ __ ] bedroom we got to get one of the princes while we're over that to let us on their plane
00:54:59
for a billion dollars he should have gotten an Airbus okay you know what it's a 737 Max
00:55:06
exactly they're on recalls that's a beautiful room though that's you and me imagine sleeping together next to each
00:55:11
other but let me say something how many princes are there because every time I think about the Middle East Google it
00:55:16
how many people say there's so many princes there's got to be you're my little prince so does that count how
00:55:22
many princes are there in the Middle East the number of princes is estimated to be at at least 7,000 wow most of the
00:55:29
power and influence being wielded by 200 or so we got to get to the 200 I think the rest of them the
00:55:34
6800 we don't need what are you talking why not we want to get to the 200 princess we don't want to be like oh
00:55:41
that's the you know what I mean the prince of that this mountain you got to start somewhere buddy okay I'm imagine
00:55:47
you I'm print which one are you Jasmine prince Jasmine yeah I prince Jasmine do
00:55:53
you know Prince aled SB do you know I do not know but I've seen him at [ __ ] you let me keep going with the
00:56:00
bit I'm prince Jasmine right and I'm going to tell you I just became Prince
00:56:05
there was only 6999 Prince okay Prince I'm 7,000 prince prince Jasmine do you
00:56:10
hello I'm prince Jasmine you have a private jet that we can go on oh yeah wait how big is Southwest oh you own a
00:56:16
Southwest plane no I am number a one two and three yeah we get to go on first wow
00:56:23
wow before business it actually would be called uh far far Far East Airlines yeah Far East air Far East yeah anyway uh
00:56:31
what's your airline called in the Middle East oil oil air oil air well deliberate yeah and can I tell you how we got our
00:56:38
money how did you get your money we don't have oil oh my family really Barrel you own one barrel a several oil
00:56:47
barrel I hope you'd have a lot of barrels no you 12 oh you own the physical Barrel the barrels oh right so
00:56:54
we get a piece by the way a barrel prce is so funny yeah Barrel P everyone's like your money must have come from oil
00:56:59
he's like the barrels that's what I'm saying and they're like yeah but not the oil inside like we manufacture barrels
00:57:06
also we are the barrel Barons we also we have technology that we take sand and to put in the mud oh you make sand mud we
00:57:14
have the technology you make S you know how very simple water get out of town
00:57:20
yeah Barrel princess is actually a very good idea the broke it'd be funny to be like the broken you be Prince of the
00:57:25
prin if you're the brokest of the princess you be a prince now it's like your money must hi
00:57:32
hi hello um well at this hide this is where the prince convention is MHM it's
00:57:39
interesting what is your name oh I'm sorry I should know yes I'm
00:57:44
I offended you your prince jabawaki I read about you thank you yeah
00:57:51
and you dance I will dance yeah yeah but
00:57:56
mostly yeah I count money mm I've made a lot of
00:58:02
money yeah do you know how can I guess sure rugs kind of yeah yeah cool Tays I own
00:58:10
the biggest toue company oh you do yes but magical on head rugs head rugs but
00:58:15
they're magical tpay yes they will get you [ __ ] magically when you put on wowow that's a great prince the prince
00:58:23
barrel and Prince tupe gu should should they should hang out by the way I'm sure the the people listen to this in [ __ ]
00:58:29
Dubai are now like [ __ ] these guys [ __ ] these guys yeah but can I when we go to Dubai Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi I've been
00:58:37
there before oh you've been to Abu Dhabi yes I did a show there once United Arab Emirates yeah we get business right yeah
00:58:44
it's business we're going for business not pleasure no there a business class I can't do a [ __ ] coach on that well I
00:58:50
hate to break it to you my friend but no we're not flying business class we're flying regular and we have to stop like
00:58:56
three times we have to stop like in Japan are you [ __ ] kidding me right now we stop in Japan then let's not do
00:59:01
it uh we chop in Japan in Delhi and then in for some reason we stop like
00:59:08
somewhere in Eastern Europe then we get down there I don't think we should do it then it was a good I got it an Expedia
00:59:14
it was like 38 bucks a person each way wow it was worth it no we're have
00:59:20
you been to an I've been airports in the in different parts of the world where you see like chickens andot on the field
00:59:27
dude when we were in [ __ ] I don't I don't even know if I told you this when we were leaving Sicily we were in this
00:59:32
[ __ ] airport it wasn't open we had to wait outside the first flight was 10:00
00:59:38
a.m. these [ __ ] showed up at like 9:56 wow and the guy was like okay
00:59:44
okay come come like open the gates to the [ __ ] airport and I turned and I was like to my dad I was like should we
00:59:50
not get on this [ __ ] is it was it a one flight straight to America or was it no it was a flight from Sicily to Rome
00:59:56
Ah that's where the good ones they open the [ __ ] airport I'm not kidding security was closed wow and I was like
01:00:01
is this a good idea this guy showed up like 5 minutes before we're taking off what's what's the food like in Abu Dhabi
01:00:08
no sisily oh a lot of it's a well it's a lot of uh fish it's a lot of seafood
01:00:14
southern Italy is a lot of seafood it's you know a lot of Mediterranean style stuff do you like if you like seafood go
01:00:19
down there if you're not a seafood guy I highly recommend avoiding it because we had there's always someone in your group
01:00:24
who's like I don't really like seafood you're like well [ __ ] dude that's all they have down here but is there a pizza place of course yeah you're going to get
01:00:32
pizza like is there like a round table yeah there's a Jack In The Box you
01:00:38
know what's so funny there probably is a Jack In The Box out there no there is a pizza place down there but there's I know obviously it's Italy but no there's
01:00:45
not a corporate pizza place no there's no Round Table I'll tell you in Rome there's like a Domino's or a Pizza Hut Rome Rome in Rome has stuff like that
01:00:51
they have McDonald's they have all that stuff all right it's [ __ ] it's Rome it's Rome yeah yeah yeah it wasn't built
01:00:56
it was built on the shoulders of Pizza Hut cuz let me ask you something about pizza cuz you you got to get a pizza pizza yeah Pizza Pizza do so there's
01:01:02
different kinds right of what Detroit yeah Detroit style chicag it's square like a squared type of pizza yep and
01:01:10
then you have deepest Chicago where it's deep deep deep deep deep deep deep Y and what I'm saying is is that do do people
01:01:16
go in like there was there a guy in Detroit like I don't like it Circle yeah I'm sure he was an immigrant
01:01:22
moved there and decided to change the I want Square uh-huh that's interesting to me I love that yeah I do too you know
01:01:28
who these kind of people are people like Bobby Lee people who break the mold people who go against the grain who swim
01:01:34
upstream who don't just do what everyone's doing they challenge the ideals that are put out in America right
01:01:39
now play some really inspirational music they challenge the ideals of what's happening in the world because most of them are Antiquated [ __ ] boom bada
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bing and bada boom bada bing I'm here I'm here I'm here [ __ ] you know make make well
01:01:53
welcome to the city open up a restaurant I have a [ __ ] idea my friend what kind of restaurant I'm From Italy oh
01:01:59
you're from Italy yeah where you from yeah where you from huh where you from alab Applebee is out back Italy Apple
01:02:06
you're from Applebee Italy Applebee out back all the garden in the garden he's from Chile Italy how you doing bada the
01:02:14
boom bada the boom okay I'm pizza place are you [ __ ] kidding I'm right over here man I'm I'm over here man you're
01:02:20
over here I'm over here how you doing all right how you doing let's a [ __ ] pizza man all right all right tell you
01:02:26
something about where I come from my family okay we take a very large
01:02:32
pepperoni very large is this Sebastian Mana scalco is that what you're doing no no I'm not no I'm doing I'm a [ __ ]
01:02:39
down sorry sir you take it yeah right got it check this out my friend right right well and then we put the breading
01:02:45
on it oh it reverse right so we I put chunks of
01:02:50
bread on this gigantic pepperoni so it's like a calone no but it's no because the
01:02:56
pepperoni is exposed it's [ __ ] exposed my friend so you like your guts
01:03:01
if I [ __ ] kill you in the desert I'll [ __ ] expose your guts in the [ __ ] vultures I don't want any harm pal
01:03:08
[ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I don't want no problems [ __ ] jab you with a [ __ ] [ __ ] so wait you're proposing
01:03:13
you're proposing a pizza with just bread I like it yeah here's a million
01:03:19
with the cheese with with the cheese inside the bread bits check it out my friend and then you
01:03:27
know what you think I know what you hey I know what you're [ __ ] seeing right
01:03:33
now to me right now my friend I'm going to tell you something right now right P
01:03:40
Bell mushroom very good a gigantic one so it captures the
01:03:45
juices right so you put the pepperoni right in the Porta gigantic Portell right and you [ __ ] the [ __ ] the bread
01:03:51
chunks with the cheese inside the [ __ ] [ __ ] thing man the [ __ ] onions and pepperoni pepper [ __ ]
01:03:57
[ __ ] [ __ ] what you think my
01:04:04
friend are you bu are you going to buy buy you gonna buy it I think you're never going to make it that's [ __ ]
01:04:10
rude dude what [ __ ] rude no I don't know he he doesn't believe in your
01:04:15
business it's flawed it's flawed I know you know halfway during I was like I don't know even know why yeah but you
01:04:22
keep going it was awesome but it was I was very confused you just keep going you know sometimes you keep going yeah
01:04:28
and the world stops I you know what and can I tell you something what I'll stop the world and melt with you let me ask
01:04:34
you something about stop the world and melt with you what a great song so good
01:04:40
so good let me ask you something when we go to Austin what day is our thing Friday Friday we leave tomorrow night
01:04:47
yeah Friday Friday we have to do a thing during the day Saturday nothing well Saturday I guess we can say it because
01:04:53
it'll have already happened when this comes out we're doing Popin special ler shows at Rogan's Club two shows I didn't
01:04:58
know that we are you and I going to do standup yeah oh that's great you didn't know it you proposed it to me you said
01:05:04
you wanted to do new material shows there do you not remember this I want to do that you literally said let's do new material show it was your proposal let's
01:05:09
do it that's the funniest thing I've ever heard you were like I didn't know that I called Adam there there he is what you doing when your [ __ ] organs
01:05:17
exposed yeah very good [ __ ] ripping with my [ __ ]
01:05:23
family [ __ ] aroms how good did feel to watch her ber Mone though did that feel good at least dude when I brought
01:05:29
that up though loved it best part did it hurt in the beginning though it was like what the [ __ ] is he doing no I knew
01:05:34
exactly what you were doing I was like [ __ ] yeah you don't have a shot you can't even play anything off I'm like I
01:05:40
don't even you don't have a say hey Hey listen to the Don when
01:05:45
he's talking the here don't got [ __ ] your name would be Don Wong Don Wong my
01:05:54
friend the Don Wong my friend my other friend go ahead tell
01:05:59
about it I really hate this impression [ __ ] terrible it's terrible I love it it's so bad it's so
01:06:06
interesting it's so bad this guy you like it you it I like it I like it you
01:06:14
like it you like it I like it dude Honestly though no joke a mafia movie
01:06:21
where like it's very serious and deep and dark and they bring him in the room and they meet you doing that I [ __ ]
01:06:27
lose my [ __ ] if it's like a dead serious where it's like everybody we called a meeting cuz we want to have a
01:06:33
conversation the Don would like to talk to you someone else is like what did I do to the Don I didn't do nothing to the Don look he just wants to speak with you
01:06:39
for five minutes opens the door it's you with a hot rod bright orange hat on like this you look just like this yeah yeah
01:06:45
no [Music]
01:06:54
no how you doing you doing here are you doing when we have
01:07:02
this meeting when we on this Mee you [ __ ] betray my family thank you for being a bad
01:07:11
[Music]
01:07:21
friend woo yeah
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woo
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yeah
