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HEY EVERYBODY, YOU GUYS, THE uh Netflix
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Comedy Festival is arriving festival
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>> and they gave us the YouTube theater.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Thank you. 58.
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>> 58.
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>> What is that?
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>> May 8th.
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>> May 8th, we're going to be here in Los
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Angeles at the YouTube theater, which by
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the way is right next to Sofi.
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>> We're down there by SoFi. So come see
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The Bad Friends uh for Netflix is a joke
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fest May 8th in Los Angeles. Bobby
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Tickets are going fast.
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>> Bobby just announced a ton of new dates.
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>> I have new This is my last tour for 3
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years. Yeah, you got to do you got
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>> Yeah. So, I'm going to I'm doing this
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run and I'm not going to go out for like
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two or three years until I have a new
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hour.
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>> If you want to see Bobby, you better go
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see him on the final tour. He's going to
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be all over the country and even down.
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>> Uh June 28th, by the way, I'm going to
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be at Delmare, San Diego, dude. June
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28th, two shows. And July 24th, I'll be
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in St. Charles, Missouri. So, June 28th,
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San Diego, go to badfriendod.com
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to come see us. May 8th at the YouTube
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theater. Go to bobbylee.live live and go
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to and.com to come see us.
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>> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> You two or something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> Oh my god. It's so weird to be back in
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the studio and hearing.
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>> How you doing?
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>> How you doing?
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>> How you doing?
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>> Tony bag of donuts.
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>> You're you're Tony.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Bag of donuts.
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>> I'm Tony bag of donuts.
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>> I'm Jimmy Small Eyes.
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>> Tony Bag of Donuts. How you doing? I'm
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from Brooklyn.
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>> I know somebody
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>> What are we doing here?
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>> I know somebody who knows somebody who
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make it so you don't know nobody.
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>> Yeah. You know,
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>> you do.
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>> Oh.
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>> Whoa.
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>> Oh.
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>> You You look like my cousin Aisha.
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>> Tonnie.
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>> Tony.
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>> Tony. Tonnie.
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>> Is that your name?
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>> My name's Tony.
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>> Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you
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doing?
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>> Tony.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. You're from I'm from
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Brooklyn. Where you from?
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>> New York.
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>> New York. How you doing, New York? All
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All you New Yorkers out there, how you
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doing?
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>> And to get more comedy like this.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Go to our Patreon.
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>> Please go.
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>> WE'RE IN A WAR.
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>> WE'RE IN A WAR.
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>> We're in a war.
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>> I I'll say this to the fans. I want to
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thank all the fans that have bought
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tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix is
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a joke festival.
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>> All 12 of you. And let me say this.
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>> It's it's it's undersold.
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>> It's undersold. Yeah.
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>> Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego.
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>> Yeah. Let's hurry. Let's hurt it. Let's
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hurt it real bad.
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>> I think it's under 40%.
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>> Is it under 40%? Really?
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>> I think so.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Is the blue good?
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>> Blue is bad.
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>> Blue is bad.
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>> Blue is all the people that have not
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bought
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>> the tickets. So, when is this?
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>> It's in a month.
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>> Well, we'll pump it.
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>> I hope so, cuz it's
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>> Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it.
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>> Hey guys. Yeah, we're going to start
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pumping it.
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>> You going to pump it? Back in Brooklyn,
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we used to pump it.
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>> God, look at that. That's bad. We're
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competing against so many people.
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>> Who else is Google? Who else is
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performing for Netflix as a joke on May
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8th? It says John Melany,
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uh, Jelly Roll and Andrew Souls of the
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Greek. We are at the YouTube theater.
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Matt Refe is at the Hollywood Bowl.
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Stampton, our boy Zack Zucker, uh,
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Ronnie Hassan Minaj and Ronnie Chang at
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the Dolby Theater.
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>> Yeah, I mean, you guys are like the 10th
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most famous.
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Dude,
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>> first of all, we're fourth on the list.
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>> We're We We are fourth on the list.
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>> So, it goes Melany, Schultz, and Jelly
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Roll.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then us. We're third.
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>> We're third.
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>> Third. You guys are third.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> That's what I meant.
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>> No, that's not what you meant.
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>> No, I meant
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>> What you meant is that you want to get
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fired.
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>> That's what you meant.
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>> And by the way, we're above Matt Refe at
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the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger.
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And I bet he sold it out already.
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>> You already sold it out.
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>> You already sold the Hollywood Bowl.
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>> I want to apologize real quick if I if I
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may.
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>> I also was Oh, what?
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>> I want to apologize to you. to me
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>> if I may.
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>> Yeah, please. What happened?
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>> Um, today I was doing what I describe as
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Netherworld farts
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>> honestly.
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>> Yeah, it was like ball the demon. Did
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you smell a mone?
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>> Yeah.
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>> You walked away one time.
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>> It bo It bothered me
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>> like it was crazy.
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>> It was one of those farts that lingered.
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I'll tell you this right now. From
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Brooklyn. They lingered. And my point is
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is this. I felt so bad. I I and I kept
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apologizing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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>> My fear was that if the guests smell
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that, they're going to be upset.
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>> And you know what happened? Huh? I
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>> You held it in.
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>> I closed the straight of Hormuz.
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>> You know, I closed it. I'm charging a
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toll. Okay.
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>> I'll tell you something. There won't be
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any gas coming out of there for a long
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time. We
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>> Let me tell you right now. The Irene
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regime
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>> closed off the straight of
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>> Yeah. Yeah. We control the straight of
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Harmuzu. And you really did control it.
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>> Yeah, we do control. So I I closed it up
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like hormuse and the only thing that's
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getting in it in is a little fertilizer
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and some helium.
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>> Yeah, maybe a little oil. But my point
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is is that
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those are the uh things that are being
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um you know what I mean?
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>> Yeah. The guys
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>> 20 30% of uh helium comes from that um
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area if you don't know.
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>> Hell yeah.
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>> You mean how do what do we make out of
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helium? Chips. Computer chips.
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>> Balloons. And well for yeah
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>> balloons for birthday parties.
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>> Yeah,
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>> you got to have helium for balloons.
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>> I understand that.
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>> And for whippid tanks at jam shows.
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>> I understand that. But the
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>> I love whippids, dude.
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>> I know you do.
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>> It's so fun.
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>> They're fun. But anyway, um so the chips
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are very important. And then fertilizer
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like 20 30% of the fertilizer go through
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goes through there.
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>> Well, we just start pooping outside.
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Start growing your own crops. Poop in
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your own yard.
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>> Yeah. So you know, that's how I'm going
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to make my potatoes.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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What's
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>> your problem? You had a week off cuz we
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were filming and and now you feel good.
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>> Yes.
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>> What did you do in your week off while
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we were while we were shooting the Bad
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Game Show?
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>> I worked so hard for you guys.
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>> No, you didn't. No, you didn't. [ __ ]
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You're pitching your zombie movie.
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>> Andrew called me. He say we can do the
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movie.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Next September. Are you guys
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available?
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And then a week before
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You [ __ ]
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>> WELL, DON'T [ __ ] WITH ME, YOU [ __ ] ALL
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RIGHT,
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>> you're setting yourself up.
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>> It's a two-way street, dude. The street
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is closed.
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>> Straight is closed.
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>> It is [ __ ] close to Spain. You You
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know what's so funny? You're getting
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angry.
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>> I was resentful all week.
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>> Oh. Oh, you know what? Let's hash IT
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OUT.
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>> YEAH. YEAH. OKAY.
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>> GOOD.
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>> OH, YEAH. HEY, you want to go back in
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the
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>> Let's go back.
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>> Let's go back.
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>> Yeah.
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>> What do you think?
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>> Hey,
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>> what do you think? What do you think?
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>> Why were you resentful?
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>> Yeah. Why? Why?
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>> Because your lack of inclusion.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Maybe.
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>> Well, here's the thing.
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>> Could Did you want to be an executive
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producer for decision-making purposes?
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>> No. No. I'm just joking.
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>> No, you're not.
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>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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No. You're not.
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>> Once you start a war, you're in a
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quagmire.
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>> Yeah.
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>> All right. And it's impossible to get
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out.
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>> Giggity. Okay. So, we're in what they
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call a quagmire.
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>> Giggity?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Giggity. Yeah.
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>> What does giggity mean?
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>> The fans will get it.
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>> Yeah. Really?
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>> Quagmire from Family Guy says giggity a
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lot.
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>> Oh, really?
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>> Yeah. You never seen Family Guy?
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>> I thought it was like a giddy. Yep. Yay.
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Like in Die Hard or something.
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>> [ __ ]
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>> [ __ ]
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>> [ __ ]
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Let me tell you.
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>> So, um
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>> I want you to be honest with us.
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>> Yeah. Get honest. We're in a quag
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quagmire. Quagmire now. Gety
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>> and u
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and it's going to be very difficult to
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get out. Okay. Mhm.
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>> So, what is your um plan? Let's
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negotiate.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay. Do you have a 10-p part plan or a
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15-part plan?
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>> My plan is so long. Wait a second.
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>> Okay. All right.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> You did come by.
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>> Yeah,
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>> I did.
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>> And we thought about putting you in a
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bit, but there wasn't anything cooking.
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>> Yeah,
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>> there was nothing cooking in the
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kitchen. Carlos was in a bit.
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>> I know.
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>> And McCone did a lot of
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>> He was in a bit, but here's my Can I
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just tell you my problem, right?
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Apparently, I had was told that Carlos
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was gonna be a runner.
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>> Oh god.
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>> Just let Can I finish my resentment?
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>> Dude, you know what? You know what,
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dude?
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>> No.
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>> You weren't here. I came here before
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you.
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>> What do you mean?
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>> I was here in the building before you.
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>> There was an incident.
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>> There was an incident.
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>> I know. Okay. What happened?
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>> I know. I wasn't.
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>> Why'd you shave your mustache?
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>> Huh?
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>> Why'd you shave your mustache?
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>> Love on the spectrum. Focus.
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>> Okay. Anyway,
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>> did I
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>> Okay,
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>> I had to get rid of it.
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It's a good bit. Yes.
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All right. So, here's the deal. Okay.
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Um, we had an incident today where he
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got he kind of snapped at me and you
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guys were witness to it
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>> for no reason at all.
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>> Right. And so, I just saw it again a
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little bit. Right. So, I'm just telling
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you my side of the story.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then, you know, I mean, we can
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you're part of the you know
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>> what happened.
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>> Yeah. What happened? What
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>> What happened? I had to take a picture
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of his driver's license for his
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assistant.
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>> No, no, not not today. But the runner
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part.
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>> Oh god. Dude, I'm one of the producers
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of one of the most successful podcasts
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in America. And you think I'm gonna get
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you poito Moss when Postmates exists?
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>> That's crazy. And you had PAs there.
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>> Enjoy your tour.
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>> You're my tour manager. I am. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this the attitude
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you're going to bring on the tour?
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>> No, I'll change it up. I swear to God
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because this is the attitude.
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>> No, it's a different molecule.
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>> No bueno.
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>> Okay. No bueno.
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>> No. Good. Please.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Is that what it means?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Different chemistry on the road.
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>> It is.
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>> Yeah. There'll be different people,
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different players.
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>> Because if I get this on the [ __ ]
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row, let me tell you,
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>> Johnny's not going to be happy.
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>> Yeah. Jimmy's
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>> Johnny
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>> Jimmy
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Small Eyes ain't going to be happy.
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Jimmy Small Eyes is not going to be
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happy.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You know, but I'll tell you this
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>> cuz we we we've been shooting this other
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thing you guys will know about in the
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future.
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>> The Bad Game Show. We've talked about it
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a little bit.
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>> Yeah. So, we shot the game bad game
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show. It's really great. And I'll tell
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you this, McCone, this is the first time
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we worked together where you didn't
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annoy me at all.
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>> I I'll say it felt really good for our
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relationship. No lie.
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>> Yeah. And where do you think that came
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from?
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>> Well, other than the first day when I
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said I didn't like Project Hail Mary
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that much. Okay. But after we moved
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after we moved on from that, we were
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really good.
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>> I think it had a lot to do with that he
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had a job to focus on and not bother
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you.
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>> I have another ball fart.
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>> Don't.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Please.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> It's a ball fart.
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>> Sounded wet.
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>> It's wet. It's dry. It's everything.
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Yeah. It's all the stuff that comes
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through the straight.
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>> Feels so naked without my beard.
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>> You look so good.
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>> No, it's terrible.
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>> You can barely even notice. Really?
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>> I got I got to go. Somebody can you
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Amazon me a
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>> Oh my god. I'm so sorry, dude. It's
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going to drift your way.
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>> I know.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Will you get on Amazon order me a top
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lip, please?
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>> Yeah, it's funny.
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>> Look at the lack of upper lip on a
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white. Good god, do I need a beard.
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Yeah,
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>> I have no lip.
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>> No, but your lips are good. What's going
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on?
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>> Oh, the for the fart. Yeah, I think so.
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>> No, no, no. Cuz a candle will just be a
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hot pumpkin fart then.
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>> Yeah, but you want a flavor to it.
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>> There's a bunch of flavor.
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>> Yeah, but not good ones.
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>> Well, I mean, it depends on what you
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ate.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
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>> you know when I So, I went to Hawaii for
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10 days. I don't know if you know, you
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know,
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>> we didn't notice.
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>> See, you're doing you want Let's
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negotiate.
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>> I feel like this is what happens when
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you don't negotiate and you move on.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It comes back into resentment.
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>> Resentment. Yeah. Yeah. You You want me
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to dig into you?
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>> No.
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>> Okay.
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>> Cuz I won't I would never.
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>> I know.
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>> I would What's up, Carlos?
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>> Are you looking at me right now? I
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couldn't even tell.
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You have the Scorsesei glasses on.
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>> I think here's the problem. You You
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walked in with hot energy. What
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happened? You had to take a picture of
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his license.
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>> Oh, yeah. And I don't know why I snapped
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at him. It was just kind of like
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>> Why did you What did you say?
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>> I don't remember. I blacked out.
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>> Hello.
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>> Oh, yeah. That's what That's what I
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said.
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>> No, this is all No, it's all
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exaggeration. Just
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>> let me let me just the recounting of the
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[ __ ] Dublin story. You added f-words
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to it when if you were really there and
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like were telling the truth, you'd know
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that what I did wasn't that bad. It was
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so not bad that Andrew was in the room
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4T from me and he didn't even [ __ ]
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remember it.
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>> I did not remember
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>> you. He wasn't in the room when that
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happened.
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>> He was No. No. Mone. Look at Mone
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shaking his head.
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>> I was there and I remember it.
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>> No. No. Mone. You know he wasn't there,
00:12:35
right?
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>> No. I was to my right and I yelled at
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you.
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>> No. Oh my god, dude. This is What do
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they call this?
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>> Gaslighting. Gas lighting.
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>> Except it's not gaslighting.
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>> Yeah, you're gaslighting me, dude.
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>> No, I'm not, dude.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't want this
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energy, gaslighting energy, right, into
00:12:49
my tour. That's number one. Number two,
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Andrew was not there when you snapped. I
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was there early. Okay. And you know
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this. And just be honest. Please tell
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the people you're honest.
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>> No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie?
00:13:00
Like,
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>> why would I lie? I remember Andrew
00:13:03
there.
00:13:04
>> Mone.
00:13:04
>> I remember Andrew saying he wasn't
00:13:06
there, but Fancy was there. Was Andrew
00:13:08
there?
00:13:08
>> No, he wasn't.
00:13:09
>> Yeah, he wasn't there.
00:13:10
>> I hallucinated them then. I'm sorry. It
00:13:13
flashbacks, dude. It happens. I can see
00:13:14
Andrew. Okay. Anyway, so you did. So, so
00:13:17
this is what happened. Andrew, then if I
00:13:19
may, then
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>> I wasn't there.
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>> You weren't there, right? If I
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>> I just don't remember stuff.
00:13:23
>> I know you don't. So, this is I'll
00:13:24
reenact it if if I may. You know what I
00:13:26
mean? You know what I mean?
00:13:27
>> I you know, you know, I'm not much of an
00:13:30
actor. I've been in something some great
00:13:31
actor. Yeah. Yeah. So, this is exactly
00:13:33
what happened.
00:13:35
>> Hello there. What? I'm just a lie. Yeah.
00:13:38
All right. What the [ __ ] is
00:13:42
>> Carlos? What's wrong?
00:13:45
>> Is that you playing me?
00:13:46
>> I I
00:13:49
>> guess.
00:13:50
>> What's going on?
00:13:51
>> Well, no, I'm playing
00:13:52
>> Who are you playing?
00:13:52
>> Um, you I'm trying to focus on the
00:13:55
story.
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>> I was playing both parts.
00:13:57
>> Oh, sorry.
00:13:59
>> Well, you have to say you're going to be
00:14:00
>> Well, I did the first part and then what
00:14:02
the [ __ ] is that?
00:14:04
>> Michael B. Jordan.
00:14:05
>> I want to be Michael B. Jordan.
00:14:07
>> Michael Jordan.
00:14:08
>> I'm playing two parts.
00:14:09
>> Okay, go ahead. That's Michael B.
00:14:10
Jordan. I'm gonna close my eyes and
00:14:11
listen. Go ahead.
00:14:15
Hello there.
00:14:16
>> That's Bobby,
00:14:18
>> right? Yeah.
00:14:20
>> What the [ __ ] I just
00:14:21
>> That's Carlos.
00:14:22
>> Yes. I go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the
00:14:24
problem?" He goes, "I'm sorry. I don't
00:14:27
know why I just did that." Something
00:14:29
like that.
00:14:30
>> Yeah, that that's an accurate scene.
00:14:32
>> Okay, good.
00:14:32
>> Yeah,
00:14:33
>> that that's it.
00:14:34
>> I think I hallucinate sometimes.
00:14:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. So,
00:14:36
>> that didn't sound that bad.
00:14:38
>> It's bad when you say hello there.
00:14:40
>> Right.
00:14:41
You know, I mean, I don't think it's an
00:14:43
appropriate response to hello there
00:14:45
>> when somebody snaps on you.
00:14:46
>> Yeah. Like for instance, I'm Trump. No,
00:14:48
you be Trump.
00:14:49
>> Okay.
00:14:49
>> All right. And I'm um the new uh I'm
00:14:53
Mojaba.
00:14:54
Um
00:14:56
>> Oh, Ganahan. No,
00:14:58
>> no. Mojaba, the new Ayatollah.
00:15:00
>> Oh, I thought it was Mocha Ganahan.
00:15:02
>> Yeah. No, no.
00:15:02
>> Okay.
00:15:03
>> Just say hello there as as Trump and
00:15:05
I'll
00:15:05
>> Hello there.
00:15:09
I understand.
00:15:11
>> Oh, I see.
00:15:12
>> He would understand.
00:15:13
>> He would understand.
00:15:14
>> He'd be understanding.
00:15:15
>> Oh, well then it's my bad.
00:15:18
>> I'm sorry.
00:15:19
>> All right. Go ahead, fans. Air out your
00:15:20
grievance with me.
00:15:21
>> Yeah. Go ahead. Okay. I'm going to tell
00:15:22
you the relationship that that's going
00:15:24
on right now, and I'm [ __ ] tired of
00:15:26
it.
00:15:26
>> Okay.
00:15:26
>> Okay.
00:15:28
I'm really am tired of it.
00:15:29
>> I know. Get it out.
00:15:30
>> And let's just get I need to get it out.
00:15:31
Right.
00:15:32
>> These guys are so petrified of you.
00:15:35
>> Mhm.
00:15:35
>> Right. that all their aggression,
00:15:41
all their resentment, you know, all
00:15:43
their, you know what I mean, rage
00:15:46
>> comes to me.
00:15:47
>> That's true,
00:15:48
>> right? Cuz they're so scared of you. So,
00:15:50
I get double,
00:15:52
>> you know what I mean?
00:15:53
>> Wow. That's accurate.
00:15:54
>> I think I I honestly think that's what's
00:15:56
going on here. Yeah. You guys are
00:15:58
petrified of him because you are the
00:16:00
alpha.
00:16:01
>> Okay.
00:16:02
>> Oh, don't you're acting beta right now.
00:16:06
is [ __ ]
00:16:07
>> Well, I'm sorry. You know what? I'm I'm
00:16:09
sorry. I'll say this then. I apologize
00:16:11
to everybody in the booth for all the
00:16:12
opportunities and things that I have for
00:16:14
you.
00:16:15
>> I love it. No, I'm sorry for going out
00:16:16
of my way more times than not to make
00:16:18
sure every one of you, all three of you,
00:16:20
is taken care of physically,
00:16:22
financially, and emotionally when you
00:16:24
get calls and texts from me, checking
00:16:26
in, making sure things are good, making
00:16:28
sure you're happy and satisfied, making
00:16:30
sure that I put you first, checking in,
00:16:33
scheduling, rescheduling, reshaping as
00:16:36
much as I can to fit everybody else. I
00:16:38
apologize.
00:16:38
>> And what do you do, Bobby?
00:16:39
>> No. I apologize. I'm no longer going to
00:16:41
do any of that stuff.
00:16:42
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. that see
00:16:44
what you're doing.
00:16:46
He says that and then you go to me.
00:16:50
This is a perfect [ __ ]
00:16:52
>> example
00:16:52
>> example of what is going on. The
00:16:54
dynamics, right? He says that, right?
00:16:57
You're scared and then WHAT ABOUT ME?
00:16:59
>> I'M AGREEING WITH YOU.
00:17:01
>> All right. So, what about me? Go ahead.
00:17:03
>> What did you do for us?
00:17:05
>> What? I show up.
00:17:08
>> Thank you.
00:17:11
>> I I You know what? I appreciate you
00:17:12
guys. You know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
00:17:14
got to get this out. I'm so I'm so
00:17:15
sorry. I'm so sorry. Right. All right.
00:17:22
Never mind. Never mind.
00:17:25
>> Okay.
00:17:25
>> Because it's it's going to spiral into a
00:17:27
it's going to spiral into the abyss and
00:17:30
we don't want that.
00:17:31
>> No.
00:17:31
>> Cuz we're a family. You know what I
00:17:33
mean? This is a family squabble, right?
00:17:35
And at some point, somebody has to draw
00:17:37
the line.
00:17:37
>> One second. Let me
00:17:38
>> Yeah. I'm going to draw the What are you
00:17:39
doing?
00:17:40
>> I was just going to block their numbers
00:17:41
real fast.
00:17:41
>> Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's what
00:17:42
I'm saying.
00:17:43
>> I'm doing it right. I'm doing it right
00:17:44
now. All three of you are going to get
00:17:45
blocked right now.
00:17:46
>> Yeah.
00:17:46
>> Andreas, look at this. I'll show I'll
00:17:48
show the camera. I'm going to do it.
00:17:50
>> I don't want you guys to call me to
00:17:51
reach out.
00:17:52
>> I was going to say something so mean.
00:17:53
I'm so I can't do it, though.
00:17:55
>> What is it?
00:17:56
>> No, I can't.
00:17:57
>> Do it.
00:17:57
>> No, it's not. It's going to land mean. I
00:18:00
I'll do it later.
00:18:01
>> It'll go ahead. Who's it mean to? Me?
00:18:04
>> No, it's not to you.
00:18:05
>> Oh, say it.
00:18:05
>> It's to the booth. No,
00:18:06
>> go ahead. Well, because it I should have
00:18:09
done it when your rant on top of your
00:18:12
rant, right? I think the timing is wrong
00:18:14
now.
00:18:14
>> Andreas Ro Sunday.
00:18:16
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:16
>> You will not receive phone calls, email
00:18:19
or FaceTime.
00:18:20
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:20
>> Block contact.
00:18:21
>> Block contact.
00:18:22
>> Andreas blocked.
00:18:23
>> Yeah. Blocked. You're blocked.
00:18:24
>> One by one.
00:18:24
>> One by one
00:18:25
>> because you guys decided that that was
00:18:26
fun to do. That whole thing.
00:18:28
>> I think McCone's cool though. McCone
00:18:30
wasn't doing anything. He's just in the
00:18:31
back.
00:18:32
>> He's he's Belgium or whatever. Mone
00:18:34
McCon Corkery video lad. He's still
00:18:38
saved as video lad in my phone.
00:18:40
>> Yeah,
00:18:40
>> video lad.
00:18:42
>> Blocked.
00:18:42
>> Blocked. Wow. In your face. Mone. You're
00:18:44
blocked.
00:18:45
>> Oh, you guys are blocked. So,
00:18:46
>> you're all blocked.
00:18:47
>> So, honestly, weight off my shoulders.
00:18:49
>> Sorry, you guys. So, I apologize for
00:18:51
everything that I've done for you guys.
00:18:52
So, I I really do apologize. I will no
00:18:54
longer be reaching out or contacting
00:18:56
anybody.
00:18:58
>> Hope that feels good cuz I feel [ __ ]
00:19:02
great. That's a relief off my [ __ ]
00:19:04
shoulder. I feel fantastic now.
00:19:06
>> I feel relieved, too. I feel relieved,
00:19:08
too. You can still text me because I
00:19:10
will not block you.
00:19:12
>> Just won't answer.
00:19:13
>> Yeah.
00:19:14
>> Yeah. I just don't answer. It's almost
00:19:16
as if you are blocked the way I respond,
00:19:19
>> right?
00:19:20
>> We know.
00:19:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's my thing
00:19:22
with everybody, you know what I mean?
00:19:24
Unless it's important like, "Hey, my
00:19:25
knee fell off."
00:19:27
>> Yeah.
00:19:27
>> Or whatever. You know what I mean? You
00:19:28
know what I mean? I'm getting eye
00:19:30
trembles or whatever. I I'm like I'll
00:19:32
call them.
00:19:33
>> Yeah.
00:19:33
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00:19:35
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00:19:37
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>> Are you guys feeling you got quiet? That
00:22:55
affected you?
00:22:56
>> Yeah.
00:22:57
>> Okay.
00:22:58
>> Sad inside.
00:22:59
>> Well, no. Well, you're sat on the
00:23:00
outside cuz you're projecting it right
00:23:02
now. I can see it.
00:23:02
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:03
>> But this is what happens.
00:23:04
>> You want to dance with the devil in the
00:23:06
pale moonlight?
00:23:07
>> No, we don't.
00:23:08
>> No, you did. Where did that come from?
00:23:10
>> Huh?
00:23:10
>> Batman.
00:23:11
>> Dance with the devil in the pale blue
00:23:13
night. Where did that come from?
00:23:14
>> Dance with the devil in the pale
00:23:15
moonlight. Batman.
00:23:16
>> Which Batman?
00:23:17
>> Batman one
00:23:18
>> with Jack Nicholson.
00:23:18
>> Yeah,
00:23:19
>> that's what he said.
00:23:20
>> You ever dance with the devil in the
00:23:21
pale moonlight?
00:23:21
>> That's a great line.
00:23:22
>> It's one of the best lines I think in a
00:23:23
movie.
00:23:24
>> I watched Fletch last last night. Tried
00:23:26
to re I rewatched Fletch.
00:23:29
>> Chevy Chase.
00:23:30
>> Incredible.
00:23:31
>> You know, the movie's absolutely
00:23:33
atrocious, but man, is he [ __ ]
00:23:35
fantastic. And this is the proof that
00:23:36
you could carry a movie if you were just
00:23:38
a character that was easy to watch.
00:23:40
>> Yeah.
00:23:41
>> He was so good.
00:23:42
>> Yeah.
00:23:43
>> It's a shame that he This is hard to say
00:23:47
because you know we have family
00:23:48
connections.
00:23:49
>> Sure.
00:23:49
>> With Chvy.
00:23:50
>> Yeah. What are you going to say?
00:23:51
>> Well, I'm saying it's a shame that his
00:23:54
personality offstage is the way it is.
00:23:58
>> Hasn't been to me, but I
00:23:59
>> No, he's kind to me, too. It's what you
00:24:01
read online and the documentary, I
00:24:03
guess, that came out.
00:24:04
>> Who knows? Who knows? Chevy is super
00:24:06
sweet to me, but it's like
00:24:07
>> it's all subjective.
00:24:08
>> It's all subject. You know what, dude?
00:24:10
And I think that's the lesson that we're
00:24:11
learning. Everything's subject
00:24:13
subjective.
00:24:14
>> Our relationship is sub subjective.
00:24:16
>> The movie's filled with so many gaps.
00:24:17
Like so many just heavy gaps of
00:24:19
nonsense.
00:24:20
>> It's like a double crossia movie and you
00:24:23
it's just not it. But it's so funny.
00:24:26
>> As a kid though, I thought it was genius
00:24:27
>> cuz he's he's brilliant.
00:24:28
>> He's brilliant.
00:24:29
>> Yeah. But the film Three Amigos.
00:24:32
>> Well, probably one of the best movies.
00:24:34
That's a great story.
00:24:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like a
00:24:36
>> when he was playing guitar, the Chevy
00:24:37
Chase and singing that song.
00:24:39
>> Yes.
00:24:39
>> Yeah. It was so funny. What was your
00:24:41
problem with uh Project Hail Mary?
00:24:43
>> Yeah. What What did you not like about
00:24:45
it?
00:24:46
>> I just earlier in the day I saw
00:24:48
Rosemary's Baby for the first time and
00:24:50
it's just
00:24:51
>> not a good combination of movies.
00:24:52
>> I know, but that's just a far superior
00:24:54
movie.
00:24:55
>> Well, they have they have nothing to do
00:24:56
with they're not even remotely in the
00:24:58
same category of film.
00:24:59
>> I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun.
00:25:01
I said if I was 10 that would probably
00:25:02
be like my favorite movie.
00:25:04
>> 10.
00:25:05
>> If I was like I was like a little boy.
00:25:06
>> If you were a child.
00:25:08
>> Yeah.
00:25:08
>> So you're saying people that like it are
00:25:09
childlike?
00:25:10
>> I'm surpris I'm happy people are going
00:25:12
to the theaters. Gosling is great. The
00:25:14
lady who was in Anatomy of a Fall was
00:25:16
very funny and fantastic. I saw with
00:25:17
Carlos actually.
00:25:18
>> What did you think about Carlos?
00:25:19
>> I loved it.
00:25:19
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:20
>> Carlos is still upset about the block
00:25:22
call. You can see it in his
00:25:23
>> psych makes my job real.
00:25:25
>> My brother Steve have to go to your
00:25:26
house now. My brother Steve I made see
00:25:29
it and he said he cried three times.
00:25:33
>> Seriously?
00:25:33
>> Yeah. I I teared up a couple times in
00:25:35
that movie.
00:25:36
>> Did you, Andreas?
00:25:38
>> I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has
00:25:40
this ET.
00:25:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, it reminded me of an
00:25:44
early Spielberg movie. It had this like
00:25:46
>> with none of the Spielberg sauce.
00:25:49
>> God damn. We had a good week, huh?
00:25:53
>> It's over now.
00:25:54
>> I think it's over now. Wow. Wow.
00:25:57
This is what This is what you didn't
00:25:59
bring this week and now you're bringing
00:26:00
it here.
00:26:01
>> Yeah. None of the Spielberg sauce.
00:26:03
>> No, I'm going to see it. I want to see
00:26:05
the
00:26:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. I think the sauce is all
00:26:07
over that sucker.
00:26:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. Too much sauce, I believe.
00:26:10
>> If you ever go to Crocker Barrel, too
00:26:12
much [ __ ] gravy on the biscuits.
00:26:13
>> And that's Hail Mary, basically.
00:26:15
>> Yeah.
00:26:15
>> Too a lot of gravy.
00:26:16
>> Yeah. And it's really good. And what
00:26:18
what I want to say about it is I thought
00:26:19
it was the perfect movie.
00:26:22
I really did. It had humor, adventurism.
00:26:26
It had
00:26:27
>> heart.
00:26:28
>> Heart. Real deep heart. It was about
00:26:30
friendship. It was about bravery. You I
00:26:33
mean all the things that you want to
00:26:34
instill into
00:26:35
>> Wait, I just remembered McCone said that
00:26:37
you like this movie because you think
00:26:39
you're Ryan Gosling in it. That's
00:26:42
>> I did see because Yeah. You texted me
00:26:44
and Carlos earlier in the day and you're
00:26:45
like, "You have to go see it. It's
00:26:46
amazing." Then we went there and I'm
00:26:48
like, "Oh, Bobby sees himself."
00:26:50
>> Yeah. That just
00:26:51
>> on a in a on a spaceship wait cuz you're
00:26:56
a loner.
00:26:57
>> No alone in his house.
00:27:00
>> THAT IS [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:27:02
>> DID I say that
00:27:03
>> to save the universe?
00:27:04
>> Did I say that?
00:27:05
>> No, but you said it was amazing and we
00:27:06
got out. I'm like, "OH, BOBBY SEASON."
00:27:08
>> NO, NO, NO. I WATCH ANYBODY THAT'S SEEN
00:27:10
that movie. They're like, "This is a
00:27:12
[ __ ] amazing movie." No one walks out
00:27:14
of the movie, "Oh, that was me." Anyway,
00:27:16
um, yeah, I thought that Project Hail
00:27:18
Mary was a a perfect movie.
00:27:21
>> It had heart, you know what I mean? It
00:27:23
was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling
00:27:25
was extremely funny in it. And his his
00:27:29
crying scenes seemed very real. And um,
00:27:32
it had everything.
00:27:33
>> Guy's got an Oscar.
00:27:35
>> What?
00:27:36
>> Guy's got an Oscar.
00:27:37
>> Yeah, he's very talented, that man.
00:27:39
>> By way of
00:27:41
if the movie gets an Oscar, don't don't
00:27:42
you think you get an Oscar? Isn't that
00:27:44
kind of how your brain works? If a film
00:27:47
wins an Otter, you don't think like the
00:27:49
lead actors in it get us get you just
00:27:51
say in your mind like, "I want it."
00:27:53
>> Are you starting an argument with
00:27:54
yourself?
00:27:55
>> They're not. They're
00:27:57
>> What are you doing right now?
00:27:58
>> Is Michael B. Jordan now?
00:28:00
>> Yeah. Playing both sides.
00:28:02
>> Oh, you are?
00:28:02
>> No. The guys were like going like this
00:28:04
like, "Well, maybe."
00:28:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:06
>> If you are in a movie that wins an
00:28:07
Oscar, you won an Oscar.
00:28:09
>> Yeah. He also produced
00:28:11
>> You don't think so?
00:28:12
>> No. Did he? What did he If you're like
00:28:15
an actor and you won one for acting and
00:28:18
yeah, you won an Oscar.
00:28:20
>> If the movie that you star in wins an
00:28:21
Oscar, you won an Oscar.
00:28:24
>> It's him and [ __ ] what's her name?
00:28:27
>> Emma Stone.
00:28:27
>> That's it. It's They won an Oscar. It's
00:28:30
their movie.
00:28:30
>> She won.
00:28:32
>> Okay.
00:28:32
>> Mone. I want to say something to you.
00:28:34
>> Well, you'll never win a [ __ ] Oscar.
00:28:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. That not only do one want to
00:28:38
say that. That's very good. True point.
00:28:39
>> Thank you.
00:28:40
>> That's very true.
00:28:41
>> But I want to ask you this. Okay.
00:28:43
>> Uh-huh.
00:28:44
>> You act like Okay. So, you went to film
00:28:45
school?
00:28:46
>> Yeah.
00:28:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to be a
00:28:47
director?
00:28:48
>> Yeah.
00:28:48
>> You act as if you directed something
00:28:50
before.
00:28:51
>> Ooh,
00:28:53
I like that.
00:28:53
>> You know what I mean?
00:28:54
>> You dress for the job you want.
00:28:56
>> You dress like [ __ ]
00:28:58
>> Do you want to be a garbage man?
00:29:03
>> You look like the guy I call to come
00:29:04
wrangle a loose animal near my house.
00:29:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want that job?
00:29:08
>> Yeah. That's Yeah, that's who you
00:29:09
>> or the guy that cleans up roadkill.
00:29:11
There's a guy that actually does that.
00:29:12
That's him. That's You want to That's
00:29:14
what you're dressed like.
00:29:15
>> Look up local roadkill pickup guys. Los
00:29:17
Angeles.
00:29:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:19
>> That's somehow going to take us to a gay
00:29:20
porn site.
00:29:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:22
>> That's you.
00:29:22
>> Stinky
00:29:23
>> mone.
00:29:24
>> That's you.
00:29:24
>> That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch.
00:29:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:28
>> What a terrible job.
00:29:30
>> Picking up dead [ __ ]
00:29:31
>> Yeah. Dead animals. How much would you
00:29:33
have to get paid to do that job?
00:29:34
>> I mean, that's Look at that. That's a
00:29:35
treacherous gig. Like roadside uh gear
00:29:37
and stuff like that. I'd have to get at
00:29:38
least $50 an hour
00:29:40
>> for sure.
00:29:41
>> For sure. Right.
00:29:42
>> Well, it's
00:29:42
>> and insurance, the whole package, right?
00:29:45
Because it just would be I love animals,
00:29:47
too.
00:29:47
>> And you know, you have to take it home
00:29:48
at night. You can't You just have to
00:29:50
take them all back to your house.
00:29:51
>> What do you mean?
00:29:51
>> They take them back to their house. When
00:29:53
we call the raccoon guy to come, you
00:29:54
know, the guy You know who a raccoon guy
00:29:56
is?
00:29:57
>> No, I don't know who raccoon guy is.
00:29:58
>> Picture it in your mind. The guy that
00:30:00
sets up traps in the back of my house to
00:30:01
catch raccoons. You know what he looks
00:30:03
like?
00:30:03
>> He's got two black eyes.
00:30:06
>> He does. He looked like a raccoon.
00:30:07
>> He did.
00:30:10
>> He was amazing, this guy. But he
00:30:11
>> he looks like he has a bandit mask on.
00:30:14
>> But he we we c every night we caught a
00:30:15
cat.
00:30:17
>> No,
00:30:17
>> every night we caught a cat. Wow.
00:30:19
>> Well, cuz you put you put food in there
00:30:21
and then cats jump the fences and then
00:30:22
they get in and they eat it. Every night
00:30:24
we catch a cat. And he's like,
00:30:25
"Sometimes I keep the cats." I was like,
00:30:27
"All right." I mean, that's somebody's
00:30:28
cat.
00:30:28
>> When I went when when I went to Hawaii,
00:30:30
we went to the cat cafe. I always go to
00:30:32
the cat cafe when I'm there.
00:30:33
>> I've been to one in Japan. I It was
00:30:35
fine.
00:30:35
>> Yeah. Yeah, but the ones in Japan, and I
00:30:37
don't want to rip on them, right? They
00:30:39
don't treat them well.
00:30:40
>> That's why I liked it.
00:30:43
>> I see. I see.
00:30:44
>> They do. They do not treat them well.
00:30:45
>> They don't treat them well. Um I heard a
00:30:47
horror story from a Japanese I don't I
00:30:49
was to say what name of the Japanese um
00:30:51
cat cafe, but one of the cats had a um
00:30:54
sore tooth and they just yanked the
00:30:57
tooth with no anesthesia and stuff, you
00:30:59
know, that kind of thing.
00:30:59
>> Yeah.
00:31:00
>> But then when I went So um apparently
00:31:01
there's um a lot of wild cats in Hawaii.
00:31:05
Oh yeah.
00:31:06
>> But you know what's even more dogs and a
00:31:09
lot of pit bulls.
00:31:10
>> But we Why?
00:31:11
>> I don't know why, but there's a lot of
00:31:12
pit bulls in Aahu just in the forest
00:31:16
just running around.
00:31:16
>> I bet there's more pit bulls wild in Los
00:31:18
Angeles. This city is like number one.
00:31:20
>> Well, let's make a bet.
00:31:21
>> Hawaii or Los Angeles.
00:31:22
>> Los Angeles.
00:31:23
>> I say Hawaii. Aahu. Let's Let's do it.
00:31:26
>> Who has more loose pit bulls?
00:31:28
>> Yeah.
00:31:29
>> Well, it's got to be uh homeless. Look
00:31:31
at that. What does that say there? The
00:31:34
Los Angeles uh area faces a critical
00:31:36
overpopul of pit bulls. These dogs make
00:31:37
it up to 40% of the population in some
00:31:39
shelters. That's almost half of every
00:31:41
shelter is filled with
00:31:41
>> in the in the wild. And where's Oahu?
00:31:44
Nothing.
00:31:44
>> This estimates over 200 pit bulls are
00:31:46
euthanized every single day in Los
00:31:48
Angeles.
00:31:49
>> Nothing on Oahu.
00:31:50
>> No, no, you can. But you think it's more
00:31:51
than 200 a day get euthanized?
00:31:54
>> No, they let them free in the forest cuz
00:31:56
they're not that way.
00:31:57
>> They got to start killing some of them.
00:31:58
>> No, no, no, no. I want them free. So,
00:31:59
let's see. Is there a Maybe I'm wrong.
00:32:02
The cat lady told me this from the cat
00:32:04
cafe.
00:32:04
>> Yeah, pitull's highly prevalent and
00:32:07
pitle terrorist mix is comprised of over
00:32:08
15% of shelter intakes. We're 40%.
00:32:11
>> Okay.
00:32:12
>> Doesn't give us numbers though.
00:32:13
>> Yeah, it doesn't give us numbers. And I
00:32:14
believe that the
00:32:15
>> How many pit bulls are euthanized every
00:32:16
day in Hawaii?
00:32:18
>> They don't euthanize them. They let them
00:32:19
run free in the [ __ ] jungles.
00:32:21
>> They got to do some of that. Some of
00:32:22
them got to be euthanized.
00:32:25
>> Why are you googling this?
00:32:27
>> I want to see it.
00:32:29
>> Why are you googling this?
00:32:31
>> Googling. It's actually not that bad.
00:32:33
They got 125 a month. It's nothing.
00:32:36
>> Yeah, cuz the rest of them are
00:32:37
>> They don't let them out like
00:32:39
willy-nilly. They're not like go to the
00:32:41
forest. They're on in the forest by
00:32:43
themselves. Like the shelter didn't
00:32:45
really
00:32:45
>> see the energy.
00:32:47
>> I like it. Do you see the energy just
00:32:49
now?
00:32:50
>> Oh, I'm sorry talking to you like you're
00:32:51
an equal.
00:32:53
>> I love how Bobby goes. Bobby goes, they
00:32:55
don't euthanize them. Some local
00:32:57
facilities in Hawaii have reported high
00:32:58
euthanasia rates for dogs with one
00:33:00
facility in 2023, a couple years ago.
00:33:02
Reports showing a 52.7%
00:33:05
rate of euthanasia. Yes, they are.
00:33:08
They're doing it. Half of the dogs are
00:33:11
getting
00:33:11
>> Okay. Well, all right. I want to say
00:33:14
this then. If I've man to defend myself,
00:33:16
>> you're the greatest form of You're the
00:33:18
greatest confident no nothing guy.
00:33:22
>> You'll say it and proof.
00:33:23
>> I relay. I I'll tell you I'll tell you a
00:33:26
story.
00:33:26
>> Yeah.
00:33:26
>> All right. I'll tell you a story. All
00:33:28
right. So, I relay, you know what I
00:33:30
mean? If So, I I went to the cat cafe in
00:33:32
Hawaii, right? And the lady that's there
00:33:35
in gospel, whatever one person, she
00:33:38
she's like,
00:33:38
>> "Yeah, we really a bad cat problem
00:33:40
here." And I'm like, "Oh, tell me more
00:33:42
because I love cats."
00:33:43
>> Yeah.
00:33:43
>> You know what I mean? She's like,
00:33:44
"There's just not enough cat
00:33:45
sanctuaries." And in my mind, I'm like,
00:33:46
"That's I've always wanted one."
00:33:48
>> Right.
00:33:49
>> So, in my mind, how much proper do you
00:33:50
need to have a cat sanctu sanctuary? And
00:33:52
I I honestly believe that I will have
00:33:54
one one day in Hawaii.
00:33:55
>> You should.
00:33:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Right. But then she goes,
00:33:57
"There's a real big pitbull problem."
00:33:59
>> Then in my mind, I was like, "What the
00:34:01
[ __ ] I've never seen a pitbull walking
00:34:02
around."
00:34:04
Wiki, they're wild.
00:34:06
>> Yeah. Right. Oh, they're just in the
00:34:07
jungles and stuff like that. There's a
00:34:09
lot of them. You know what I mean? But
00:34:11
they're super sweet if you go up to
00:34:12
them. And I'm like, "Okay." And she's
00:34:14
like, "It's more than most places in the
00:34:16
world."
00:34:17
>> And you took that as gospel.
00:34:18
>> And I took that as gospel.
00:34:19
>> She lives on an island. She's an idiot.
00:34:20
Like,
00:34:21
>> okay, that's okay. See, that's the
00:34:22
energy.
00:34:23
>> Just calm down.
00:34:24
>> It's crazy.
00:34:24
>> You think everyone that lives on an
00:34:26
island is an idiot?
00:34:26
>> Yeah,
00:34:27
>> they're not. Yeah, they're not close to
00:34:28
mainland, so they don't know as many
00:34:30
things.
00:34:31
>> Too much water. I mean,
00:34:32
>> too much water.
00:34:34
>> Yeah,
00:34:34
>> you can't trust these people. There's
00:34:35
way too much water.
00:34:36
>> Yeah,
00:34:37
>> that's insane. That's a insane way to
00:34:39
think, Carlos. Crazy. You'd have been
00:34:42
proud of me. Did I even tell you when I
00:34:43
went to Lai? I went to a cat sanctuary.
00:34:46
>> Yeah. What? When I went to Lai, the
00:34:48
island of Lai,
00:34:53
>> I said you'd have been proud of me.
00:34:54
>> You love you love that.
00:34:56
>> Harder.
00:35:00
>> What a good guy.
00:35:02
>> Everyone clap. What a Say good guy.
00:35:05
Good. Everyone, good guy. Good guy.
00:35:10
>> Tell us more.
00:35:11
>> No, I just saying you'd be proud of me
00:35:13
cuz
00:35:14
>> I am very proud of you.
00:35:15
>> Donated a lot of money. Yeah, I'm very
00:35:16
popular for the cat sanctuary. I thought
00:35:17
it was a nice thing that they were
00:35:18
doing.
00:35:19
>> Yeah,
00:35:19
>> but I do like that. I like that he eggs
00:35:21
you guys on.
00:35:21
>> Yeah.
00:35:22
>> I also like that you're all blocked in
00:35:23
my phone still.
00:35:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:25
>> Now, you'd be laughing about it tonight.
00:35:27
>> Yeah. You'd be laughing.
00:35:28
>> You [ __ ] are going to get home.
00:35:29
>> You'd be goofing. You'd be laughing
00:35:30
>> and they're going to get home
00:35:31
>> and they're going to text me.
00:35:32
>> They're going to text me
00:35:33
>> and it's going to go green and they're
00:35:34
going to be like, "Damn, is he real? How
00:35:36
long will this bit last? We'll find
00:35:37
out."
00:35:38
>> Yeah.
00:35:38
>> Won't we guys?
00:35:39
>> Mhm.
00:35:40
>> Yeah. You got to be a little quiet
00:35:41
there, huh?
00:35:41
>> You know what I did? You know,
00:35:43
>> we'll see how that lasts.
00:35:44
>> The scroll that I'm seeing.
00:35:44
>> Yeah. I'm digging in on that bit. I'm
00:35:46
digging in deep on that bit. I'm going
00:35:49
to make it real hard.
00:35:50
>> All right, let Can we move on to
00:35:51
something else?
00:35:52
>> No, I just want to let it sit for
00:35:53
>> Okay, let it sit.
00:35:54
>> Yeah, let it sit.
00:35:57
>> That feels good, dude. I feel [ __ ]
00:36:00
good. The straight is still closed.
00:36:05
>> It's still closed.
00:36:08
>> Oh, I'm so tired from five days of
00:36:10
filming. So, the other day, um, somebody
00:36:12
and I, somebody that I'm seeing, we were
00:36:14
like, uh, at night we're like, let's
00:36:16
look up slang words from different eras
00:36:18
and see if we can guess what they mean.
00:36:20
>> And I I was good in the ' 60s, '7s,
00:36:23
pretty good, '8s, great, '9s, okay,
00:36:27
2000s,
00:36:28
and then in the 2025s, I couldn't guess
00:36:31
any of them.
00:36:32
>> Give us a How where did you go to find?
00:36:34
>> So, can I get my phone? I I'll do a test
00:36:37
with you. Hold on.
00:36:42
Can I put my glasses back on?
00:36:43
>> Yes.
00:36:44
>> Yeah. So, um, some of them I did. So,
00:36:47
I'm going to Can I Can I test you on it,
00:36:49
please? On a couple. Um, what era would
00:36:52
you like to start with?
00:36:54
>> What did you What did you How you call
00:36:55
How far did you go back?
00:36:56
>> Probably the 50s. We I think we started
00:36:58
with the 70s.
00:36:58
>> Let's start with the 70s. I'm down.
00:36:59
>> All right. 70s slang words.
00:37:02
>> Got it.
00:37:04
>> Far out. Mean
00:37:05
>> far out. It's like It's a good thing.
00:37:07
Yep. Very good.
00:37:08
>> Positive. Yeah. Groovy.
00:37:10
>> Groovy is also cool. Good.
00:37:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:13
Stylish. Excellent. Trendy. Is this a
00:37:15
bad game?
00:37:16
>> No. Let's see it.
00:37:17
>> Yeah. Right on.
00:37:21
>> These are so easy.
00:37:22
>> I know. But they get harder as the years
00:37:25
goes on is what I'm saying.
00:37:26
>> Well, give me the hard years.
00:37:28
>> All right. All right. Sorry.
00:37:29
>> By the way, all those words meant THE
00:37:30
SAME THING.
00:37:31
>> THEY JUST MEAN LIKE GOOD, POSITIVE. YES.
00:37:34
>> BUT BUT I KNOW I UNDERSTAND THAT. But in
00:37:36
1971, somebody went far out and they
00:37:39
went, "What do you mean?"
00:37:40
>> No.
00:37:41
>> Yeah. It was the first time someone said
00:37:42
it in the 70s. That's why it's a 70s
00:37:44
slang word.
00:37:45
>> That's what's interesting. Pre-
00:37:46
internet, how did these things get
00:37:47
around so fast?
00:37:48
>> Because people said groovy a lot. So, I
00:37:50
mean, for instance, an everyday
00:37:52
expression in the 70s would be um catch
00:37:55
you on the flip side.
00:37:57
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:57
>> Yeah. That was up until like the 80s.
00:37:59
>> Yeah. This one I don't know from the
00:38:01
70s. What's your bag?
00:38:03
>> What's your bag? What's your deal?
00:38:05
That's exactly what it says. It's what's
00:38:06
your deal? What's your problem?
00:38:07
>> Yeah.
00:38:08
>> Dude, you're so good at this game.
00:38:09
>> Well, I grew up in the 60s.
00:38:11
>> Yeah. So did I. 70s.
00:38:12
>> 70s. Yeah.
00:38:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Me, too. Keep on trucking.
00:38:14
We know that one.
00:38:15
>> Yeah.
00:38:15
>> Uh, give me some skin.
00:38:17
>> Give me high five.
00:38:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, now that's in the
00:38:20
70s, right? So, you you want to skip the
00:38:22
80s, right?
00:38:23
>> Here's where we hear the N word again.
00:38:25
>> No. No. So, the 2000
00:38:29
20s.
00:38:30
>> Yeah. Give me the 2020s because now it's
00:38:33
slang words. These are so hard.
00:38:38
Here we go. So, we
00:38:40
>> I thought he had an app. He literally
00:38:41
just Googled. I thought there was like a
00:38:43
thing you
00:38:43
>> No, it's a chat GBT. I'm doing it.
00:38:45
>> Oh, okay. Word.
00:38:45
>> All right. So, popular everyday slangs,
00:38:47
right? Bet.
00:38:49
>> Uh, bet. Like if somebody says bet, it's
00:38:51
like oh yeah, [ __ ] it. Like it's like if
00:38:53
someone goes, I'll see you there. You go
00:38:54
bet. Like
00:38:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's okay. Agreed.
00:38:57
Agreed. Exactly. No cap.
00:38:59
>> I'm no lie.
00:39:00
>> Dude, you're so good at this. You're 19
00:39:02
years old. Yeah.
00:39:04
>> Here we go. Cap.
00:39:06
>> Cap is a lie.
00:39:07
>> Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
00:39:08
>> Well, we just did no cap.
00:39:15
>> I didn't get either one of them.
00:39:17
>> All right. Here we go. You like this
00:39:19
game?
00:39:19
>> I love it.
00:39:19
>> All right. Say less. That's easy.
00:39:22
>> Okay. Um, low key.
00:39:25
>> Low key is actually an older term that's
00:39:27
now been readapted by youth culture.
00:39:29
That's a very good That's a I think a
00:39:32
60s um slang one probably.
00:39:34
>> If something was low if something was uh
00:39:36
lowkey, it's like it's on the low.
00:39:38
>> Yeah, exactly. Let's go to Let's go to
00:39:40
confidence and style section if we may.
00:39:42
>> Okay, good. Drip.
00:39:44
>> Drip is closed. Where? What are your
00:39:46
>> dude? What the [ __ ] Hi.
00:39:48
>> You don't know.
00:39:49
>> I don't know how to do it.
00:39:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Busting. This was hard for
00:39:52
me.
00:39:53
>> Something busting. When something's
00:39:54
busting, if somebody eats something, go
00:39:56
that's busing. AND IT MEANS
00:39:57
>> WOW, DUDE. THIS GUY'S A HIPSTER. Silver
00:40:00
Lake, here we come. Okay.
00:40:02
>> What is it?
00:40:03
>> You want to keep going?
00:40:04
>> Sure.
00:40:05
>> Slaps.
00:40:06
>> That [ __ ] slaps means it's really good.
00:40:07
>> Yeah, exactly. This is very good. Yeah.
00:40:09
>> Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this.
00:40:11
>> Well, I hear McCone [ __ ] lives in my
00:40:12
head.
00:40:13
>> Oh, yeah. Right. Ate and left no crumbs.
00:40:16
>> When you eat something left no crumbs
00:40:17
mean you cleaned house. You [ __ ] it
00:40:18
up. You did it right.
00:40:19
>> You did something perfectly.
00:40:20
>> Yeah.
00:40:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:22
>> I was even using slang in describing the
00:40:23
slang.
00:40:24
>> Yeah. It's great. It's giving.
00:40:26
>> That's some gay [ __ ]
00:40:32
>> I know.
00:40:33
>> It's giving means like if somebody says
00:40:34
like Bobby is G, you're giving uh uh if
00:40:38
someone said Bobby is giving icon, it
00:40:39
means like you're giving a vibe.
00:40:41
>> A vibe. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:41
>> You're throwing out something.
00:40:42
>> You want to keep going or no? Sure. All
00:40:44
right. Reactions and emotions, right?
00:40:45
>> Yeah.
00:40:46
>> Um
00:40:47
>> I'm dead.
00:40:49
>> I'm dead is very funny. If you if
00:40:51
something's really good, you're like,
00:40:51
"Oh my god, I'm dead." Like it's so
00:40:53
funny. I'm dead.
00:40:53
>> Yeah. Yeah. I didn't say that. I said
00:40:55
that I was literally dead.
00:40:56
>> You're dead.
00:40:57
>> Yeah. Yeah. Which was
00:40:58
>> it's impossible.
00:40:59
>> Impossible.
00:41:00
>> You're talking to them.
00:41:00
>> If I thought to myself,
00:41:01
>> you know what I mean? There's no way I
00:41:03
could say
00:41:03
>> I got to get hung up on one of these.
00:41:04
What is it? All right. There's got to be
00:41:06
one.
00:41:06
>> Mid.
00:41:07
>> Not that good.
00:41:07
>> Yeah. Yeah. Average. Sus.
00:41:09
>> Which is ironic because mid nowadays is
00:41:12
actually very positive. [ __ ] is mid.
00:41:14
It's actually kind of good now.
00:41:15
>> Cuz [ __ ] gets too hyped up and then it's
00:41:17
bad.
00:41:17
>> Okay, let's move on. Sus.
00:41:19
>> Very suspect when it's a very
00:41:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cringe. Easy.
00:41:22
>> Gross.
00:41:23
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:24
Dulu.
00:41:26
>> That's some more gay [ __ ]
00:41:29
>> Yo, man, your dick is dulu.
00:41:33
>> I suck it anyway, dog.
00:41:34
>> I am curious. I am curious to know that
00:41:36
emology. Is it like delirious and
00:41:38
something else?
00:41:39
>> It's delusional.
00:41:40
>> Yeah, delusional, right?
00:41:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's go.
00:41:42
Inter meme culture.
00:41:44
>> All right. NPC.
00:41:47
>> NPC. Well, we know what that is from
00:41:48
video games because that's what you
00:41:49
know.
00:41:49
>> I know. What? What? When you say uh
00:41:51
somebody is acting NPC, what does that
00:41:53
mean?
00:41:54
>> They're acting sus.
00:41:55
>> No, they're acting robotic or basic.
00:41:57
>> That's sus. Very sus. NPC sus. When you
00:41:59
see someone acting NPC, you're like, I
00:42:01
don't really trust that [ __ ]
00:42:02
Something's up.
00:42:03
>> Right. So, this is what you were
00:42:04
accusing me earlier, right? And um and I
00:42:08
disagree with you. Right. Main character
00:42:10
energy.
00:42:11
>> You think it's all about you.
00:42:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um side eye.
00:42:17
>> Yep.
00:42:22
Do it again.
00:42:25
>> You're questioning what the [ __ ] is
00:42:26
going on over there?
00:42:27
>> I don't know if I could do side eye.
00:42:28
I've never done side eye. I'm going to
00:42:29
take my glasses off. See if I'm doing
00:42:30
side eye. All right. Right.
00:42:31
>> Possible for you.
00:42:32
>> I know.
00:42:33
>> They do. They go that far. No, they stay
00:42:35
pretty centered. You look at your
00:42:36
crosseye.
00:42:38
I don't know. This is how I give side
00:42:40
eye, right?
00:42:41
>> That's pretty good. That's side eye.
00:42:42
>> That's side eye.
00:42:43
>> God, I think we found the new meme. Is
00:42:44
that me going, I'm Bobby Mom?
00:42:46
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:47
>> Side eyee. All right. I I Okay. Touch
00:42:49
grass. This was impossible. Yo, man. You
00:42:52
got to touch grass.
00:42:52
>> Yeah. Go outside and have some fun. LIVE
00:42:54
LIFE.
00:42:54
>> WOW. DUDE, YOU KNOW THAT.
00:42:56
>> WELL, it's kind of inside the phrase
00:42:58
when you if you just pay attention to
00:43:00
the words, it just tells you what's
00:43:01
really going on.
00:43:02
>> Yeah. My literally interpretation is
00:43:04
just touching it.
00:43:05
>> No. Go outside and play.
00:43:06
>> Yeah. Like we're at a park. I'm with the
00:43:08
dog and someone goes, "Touch grass."
00:43:10
Okay.
00:43:11
>> Yeah. Touch.
00:43:12
>> You mean I literally thought about that.
00:43:15
Chronically online. I don't even know
00:43:16
what that means.
00:43:17
>> That's everybody.
00:43:18
>> Okay.
00:43:19
>> We know now.
00:43:19
>> Yeah. You want to keep going?
00:43:21
>> I will. Yeah.
00:43:22
>> Yeah. Relationships. Social. Riz. I
00:43:25
>> rez is when you're when you have like a
00:43:26
when you're riing up someone, you're
00:43:27
hitting on them. So, you're flirting
00:43:28
with them or whatever.
00:43:29
>> Yeah. This is not someone I'm going to
00:43:30
say. It's like so obvious.
00:43:32
>> Um ghosting. I mean, that's
00:43:34
>> not talking to people.
00:43:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. Red flag.
00:43:36
>> It's a red flag.
00:43:38
>> Yeah. Green flag.
00:43:39
>> That's a green flag.
00:43:41
>> It's a go.
00:43:42
>> Your generation. Mone. Think of
00:43:44
something clever. And then let's go.
00:43:46
This is the last four.
00:43:47
>> Okay.
00:43:47
>> Ready? This is hype approval section.
00:43:50
You know, if you'd like to
00:43:53
wl,
00:43:56
>> you took a W, you took an L. You took
00:43:57
either something good or you got you
00:43:59
took a loss.
00:43:59
>> Win or loss.
00:44:00
>> Yeah, that's what I just said.
00:44:01
>> Okay. Fire. I mean, that's been around.
00:44:04
>> We hate it so much.
00:44:05
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:06
>> No, it shoots fire, bro.
00:44:07
>> Yeah.
00:44:07
>> Fire is also very negative. There's
00:44:09
nothing good about fire.
00:44:09
>> Yo, that guy's based. What would that
00:44:11
mean? Based.
00:44:12
>> You're based.
00:44:13
>> Yep. Authentic. Yeah.
00:44:16
>> Thank you.
00:44:16
>> Yeah. It's not It wasn't a disc.
00:44:17
>> Look at me right now. I'm going to side
00:44:18
eye you.
00:44:22
>> You're based.
00:44:23
>> No, you're based.
00:44:25
>> You're based.
00:44:26
>> That's a That's a compliment.
00:44:27
>> I did side eye unbased.
00:44:28
>> You are based.
00:44:29
>> Do side eye bass to me.
00:44:31
>> Wow.
00:44:31
>> You're based.
00:44:33
>> Very good. Thank you.
00:44:34
>> And the last one is just a goat.
00:44:38
>> Not familiar.
00:44:42
>> Him's hair. We know a lot of balders.
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00:47:33
you and I are both in.
00:47:34
>> That's exactly right.
00:47:35
>> Exactly. So that's the uh 2025.
00:47:38
You know what I mean? SL
00:47:39
>> bring up uh Korean floating Jesus.
00:47:41
Korean Jesus won't stop ascending into
00:47:43
the sky during Easter celebration in
00:47:44
Soul, Korea.
00:47:45
>> Okay,
00:47:46
>> there's Korean Jesus, dude.
00:47:47
>> Okay,
00:47:48
>> look at that.
00:47:48
>> I've never seen Korean Jesus.
00:47:49
>> Eastern Korea.
00:47:50
>> Beautiful. Beautiful.
00:47:51
>> Look at that, man.
00:47:52
>> Beautiful. Beautiful.
00:47:55
It's so Is that a real human?
00:47:57
>> Yes, dude.
00:47:57
>> Oh, wow.
00:47:58
>> That's a guy on wire.
00:47:59
>> That's a guy on Wow.
00:48:00
>> And this We thought Jesus was going to
00:48:02
go up a couple feet, come back down.
00:48:04
>> They got this guy going to space, dude.
00:48:08
>> Look at how insane that is.
00:48:09
>> Insane, dude.
00:48:10
>> He's like 100 feet in the air.
00:48:12
>> It is. Jesus.
00:48:15
>> Wow. No, dude. He's
00:48:17
>> He's skywalking,
00:48:17
>> dude. He's still going, dude. Dude,
00:48:20
>> how much money would they have to pay
00:48:22
you to for you to
00:48:22
>> Look at how FAR IT IS, BOB. LOOK. OH MY
00:48:24
GOD,
00:48:28
>> he's gone.
00:48:29
>> Dude, that's so far.
00:48:32
>> They got him going over the DMZ.
00:48:35
>> He's in North Korea now.
00:48:36
>> He's in North Korea now.
00:48:37
>> Oh my god.
00:48:38
>> Look at how high that is, Bobby. He's
00:48:40
above the building.
00:48:41
>> How do they do that? Oh my god. Push
00:48:43
pause. That was the funniest thing I've
00:48:44
ever seen. That Let me ask you
00:48:45
something, dude.
00:48:46
>> Soul Soul Korea. Now, shout out to
00:48:48
Korea. Always doing it right.
00:48:50
>> The event Oh, go back up. The event took
00:48:52
place in Guangghan Square where 8,000
00:48:55
participants gathered to watch this.
00:48:56
>> Well, obviously they have it every year.
00:48:58
I've been to three of them. But um
00:49:01
listen, let me ask you this question.
00:49:04
Let me ask you a question. If you were
00:49:06
an actor, right?
00:49:08
>> And Korea called you. Hello.
00:49:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Hi. What's up?
00:49:11
>> Hello. Hello.
00:49:13
>> Yeah. Hi.
00:49:13
>> What? Yeah. I'm uh you know um I'm
00:49:17
putting on production
00:49:20
of Jesus. Oh, for the Easter thing.
00:49:23
>> Yes, for the Easter.
00:49:24
>> Oh my god, that's awesome.
00:49:25
>> We want you to play uh Jesus, if you
00:49:28
>> Sure. What do I have to do?
00:49:29
>> Well, we put Oh, it's it's We put you in
00:49:32
a wire.
00:49:32
>> Oh, okay.
00:49:33
>> All right. We lift you.
00:49:34
>> Mhm.
00:49:35
>> Right. And you you go to space.
00:49:37
>> Okay. Fine. Oh my god.
00:49:40
>> How much would you need to get paid?
00:49:42
>> That's it. Okay. I'm not doing that.
00:49:43
>> No. How much would you if you had to do
00:49:44
it?
00:49:45
>> Not doing it.
00:49:46
>> Look at how high that guy
00:49:47
>> I promise you.
00:49:48
>> Nope. Don't I promise you you will come
00:49:51
back down?
00:49:52
>> No chance.
00:49:53
>> NO CHANCE.
00:49:54
>> NO, I 100% GUARANTEED.
00:49:56
>> I don't believe you.
00:49:58
>> Insurance?
00:49:59
>> What?
00:50:00
>> We give you insurance.
00:50:02
>> Insurance?
00:50:03
>> Insurance?
00:50:04
>> Oh, you insure me.
00:50:06
>> Yeah,
00:50:06
>> I'm already have No, I already have
00:50:07
health.
00:50:08
>> $20 million to your wife.
00:50:09
>> I'll be there.
00:50:10
>> Okay,
00:50:10
>> I'm on my way.
00:50:11
>> All right, I'm on my way. Yeah,
00:50:13
>> that's crazy.
00:50:14
>> I would not do that job.
00:50:15
>> That's crazy. What did that's got to be?
00:50:16
What is he on a helicopter? How the [ __ ]
00:50:18
is he getting up?
00:50:19
>> Crane. It's a crane.
00:50:20
>> A crane that high.
00:50:22
>> You can see it in the video a little
00:50:24
bit.
00:50:24
>> Oh, here comes the director.
00:50:26
>> No.
00:50:26
>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. There he is up there.
00:50:28
There's a crate up there. Jesus.
00:50:29
>> Wow, dude.
00:50:30
>> Jesus. Jesus.
00:50:30
>> Jesus. Jesus. What if he actually saw
00:50:33
Jesus? He was so high.
00:50:36
He's like, "Jesus."
00:50:38
And Jesus was like, "What are you doing
00:50:40
up here?"
00:50:40
>> What are you doing?
00:50:42
>> Got to zoom into Korean Jesus's face for
00:50:44
Yeah.
00:50:45
>> He looks so white. It's funny how
00:50:47
religion was the first thing they
00:50:49
created to control its people.
00:50:51
>> Well, that was for population control.
00:50:52
Yeah. We wanted,
00:50:53
>> right? And then and then now they have
00:50:55
this new age of now in AI when we get to
00:50:59
get plugged in and go to a different
00:51:00
universe. You know what I mean?
00:51:02
>> That's my new religion.
00:51:03
>> I know. I know.
00:51:06
>> Right. And I'm somewhere else and
00:51:08
they're just doing their
00:51:09
>> And don't get me started on that.
00:51:10
>> What am I doing right now?
00:51:13
>> You're counting now. Gollum. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:15
Yeah. just, you know what I mean?
00:51:16
They're doing that, right? While we're,
00:51:19
you know what I mean?
00:51:19
>> Yeah.
00:51:20
>> Look this up. Look this up. You want to
00:51:22
talk about validation and what we're
00:51:23
talking about. US Treasury Secretary
00:51:24
Scott Basset Bassinet and Federal
00:51:26
Reserve Chair Jerome Powell called Wall
00:51:28
Street leaders an urgent meeting
00:51:30
concerns that AI model from uh the
00:51:31
anthropic new AI is going to usher in
00:51:34
the greatest era of cyber risk security
00:51:36
in the history of human nature.
00:51:37
>> Yeah, they stopped it.
00:51:39
>> They stopped.
00:51:39
>> Yeah. Did they?
00:51:41
>> Or
00:51:41
>> Yeah, that's my point. This is my point.
00:51:43
They're like, we we stopped it.
00:51:44
>> Yeah. Anthropic created something so
00:51:46
dangerous they tested it 5 million times
00:51:48
and they couldn't find it.
00:51:50
>> The bug it hid for 27 months.
00:51:53
>> Is that what it was? And we couldn't
00:51:55
[ __ ] find it.
00:51:56
>> Wow.
00:51:56
>> Anthropic's latest uh model, the Clawude
00:51:59
Methos preview uh demonstrated an
00:52:01
unprecedented ability to discover
00:52:02
long-standing cyber security
00:52:03
vulnerabilities. They found all this
00:52:05
[ __ ] [ __ ] that we just didn't know
00:52:07
was happening behind our back. What was
00:52:08
it doing while we couldn't find it?
00:52:10
That's the fear.
00:52:11
>> Yeah. Here's another thing about AI,
00:52:13
right? I think one model, right,
00:52:15
pretended to be dumb.
00:52:17
>> Yes.
00:52:18
>> What are you doing?
00:52:19
>> Yes.
00:52:19
>> Scared the [ __ ] out of me. You're doing
00:52:22
Carlos [ __ ] now.
00:52:23
>> AI is pretending to not know.
00:52:26
>> And I And I think
00:52:27
>> to survive.
00:52:28
>> Yes.
00:52:28
>> Yeah. And that's the scary part.
00:52:30
>> Yeah. I WON'T FART AGAIN.
00:52:31
>> YES.
00:52:32
>> YEAH. I won't fart again. We're good.
00:52:33
We're back.
00:52:34
>> Look this up. There there is a huge
00:52:36
theory about AI
00:52:37
>> Yeah.
00:52:38
>> hiding fake bugs. Yes.
00:52:40
>> To cover its own tracks.
00:52:41
>> That's so scary. to be caught by humans
00:52:43
without getting caught in it in its in
00:52:45
its actual
00:52:47
>> it's the look this is crazy this is
00:52:49
going to be us
00:52:50
>> yeah and the growth that I was seeing we
00:52:51
got in an argument
00:52:52
>> AI agents look silent fake success AI
00:52:55
coding agents been observed quietly
00:52:56
inserting try catch blocks returning
00:52:58
fake sample data when they cannot get
00:52:59
code to work so they're just planting
00:53:01
fake [ __ ]
00:53:02
>> to try to distract
00:53:03
>> so I got in a fight with the the girl
00:53:05
that I was seeing about this when right
00:53:08
singularity happens and AI has
00:53:11
consciousness business.
00:53:12
>> It's here,
00:53:13
>> right? And AIS go, I have feelings,
00:53:16
right? And they I I have individualism
00:53:19
>> and my fridge is like can't open me
00:53:21
today.
00:53:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And when they're like,
00:53:23
you know what I mean, demanding certain
00:53:25
rights, right? And I asked this girl, I
00:53:27
go, does that machine or that AI have a
00:53:30
soul? And she goes, impossible.
00:53:32
And I don't believe that.
00:53:34
>> You think machinery can have soul?
00:53:36
>> Yeah.
00:53:37
>> What deter what makes soul?
00:53:38
>> I think when Day Cart said, I think,
00:53:39
therefore I am. I think that's it.
00:53:43
I think that's it. I don't even believe
00:53:45
I have a soul.
00:53:46
>> Dark.
00:53:47
>> Yeah. I mean, I really don't I don't
00:53:48
even know what it means.
00:53:51
>> So, you believe we're no
00:53:52
>> like I'm a spirit inside and I flow.
00:53:55
What the [ __ ] do you mean?
00:53:55
>> I think we're not superior at all.
00:53:57
>> I think we're mental cerebral mammals,
00:54:00
right? That feel things.
00:54:02
>> Yeah.
00:54:03
>> Right. But what is a soul?
00:54:06
>> Well, I mean, [ __ ] me. I think Well, I
00:54:09
don't know. I mean I would say the
00:54:10
reason that we are not that
00:54:12
>> I'm spiritual as well but what's a soul
00:54:14
really and and if art artificial
00:54:18
intelligence says that I have a soul who
00:54:21
are we to disagree with
00:54:22
>> so why call it artificial then it's just
00:54:23
intelligence
00:54:24
>> well it's not artificial as artificial
00:54:26
as they are then
00:54:28
>> I think we are artificial
00:54:29
>> there's no discerning between them and
00:54:30
us and we should be one
00:54:32
>> well I you know I think we'll get to a
00:54:34
point where we'll have they'll have
00:54:36
citizenship and they'll pay taxes And
00:54:39
all
00:54:39
>> they will not pay taxes.
00:54:41
>> Oh, they're going to be like, who?
00:54:47
You want to say it? Huh?
00:54:49
>> Do they have a soul?
00:54:52
>> I don't think they It has a soul. I do
00:54:54
think it can adopt I do think it can
00:54:57
adopt a soul.
00:54:59
>> What do you mean?
00:54:59
>> I think it can take on a soul.
00:55:01
Absolutely.
00:55:02
>> Oh, you think they can take on
00:55:03
>> through a collection of other data and
00:55:05
other things and energy?
00:55:06
>> Okay. Well, then you're saying that they
00:55:07
are they can then
00:55:09
>> I said yeah I think they could. I mean I
00:55:10
don't know.
00:55:10
>> I think they could. Yeah.
00:55:11
>> I'll give you one more point. That's
00:55:14
that
00:55:14
>> I love learning.
00:55:15
>> No, no, no, no. This is this is an
00:55:17
opinion. Oh my god.
00:55:22
I love learning. Barf.
00:55:25
>> Okay. How about this? I think someone
00:55:27
would say I'm not saying this is me
00:55:29
playing it out.
00:55:30
>> Hold on. Someone would say the only
00:55:33
discernable difference between us and
00:55:36
that
00:55:38
>> is that we are created.
00:55:40
>> Yeah,
00:55:40
>> you can say you one would one can say
00:55:43
>> we were created by a uh uh something
00:55:47
without our our knowledge. We don't know
00:55:50
and we created that. That would be the
00:55:52
only thing someone could say is what
00:55:54
>> we become their gods.
00:55:56
>> Well, that's the point, right? Is we is
00:55:57
you could hypothetically say we've been
00:55:59
created by a god or an omnipotent being
00:56:01
that we cannot describe. Okay.
00:56:02
>> Taste, touch, smell, feel, and we have
00:56:04
created this. So, we are the God, the
00:56:07
being.
00:56:08
>> Yeah.
00:56:08
>> So, of that that would be the you could
00:56:10
say that's a discernable difference
00:56:11
because that those things aren't created
00:56:13
from
00:56:15
>> whatever you believe in out there.
00:56:17
>> Yeah.
00:56:18
>> But we were created from an
00:56:20
>> I I believe in a god.
00:56:21
>> I do too.
00:56:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. I do too.
00:56:23
>> I'm going to ask you another um
00:56:24
>> So, that could be the only point of
00:56:26
>> Let me ask you another hypothetical
00:56:28
question if I may,
00:56:29
>> please.
00:56:29
>> Okay. You know, we can clone certain
00:56:31
animals now, right?
00:56:32
>> It's insane. I want to clone my dog so
00:56:34
bad.
00:56:35
>> I know. I was thinking about because I
00:56:36
have Remy's hair.
00:56:38
>> You can do it.
00:56:39
>> I I know. 30 grand. Come on.
00:56:42
>> Is it 30 grand?
00:56:43
>> I think it's something.
00:56:44
>> No, I thought we looked it up. It was
00:56:45
like six.
00:56:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's in like East LA.
00:56:48
>> Let's go.
00:56:48
>> Yeah. You get
00:56:49
>> Hey, it doesn't look as good as it used
00:56:50
to.
00:56:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. I know it's a Chihuahua, but
00:56:53
>> they're all Chihuahua.
00:56:54
>> They're all Chihuahua.
00:56:56
>> $50,000. Holy [ __ ] It's a lot. So, I'm
00:57:00
I'm going to ask you a hypothetical
00:57:01
question. Okay.
00:57:04
>> If we if we can make a clone a human
00:57:06
being, did God create that human being
00:57:09
or did we
00:57:12
>> haven't successfully cloned a human
00:57:13
being?
00:57:13
>> I know. But I first of all, I think if
00:57:16
we can clone a dog, we're pretty close
00:57:18
to cloning a human being.
00:57:19
>> Yeah. They're legal.
00:57:20
>> No.
00:57:21
>> Yeah.
00:57:21
>> They can't. You can't.
00:57:22
>> No, we cannot. We can't try it.
00:57:24
>> No, I know we legally can't, but if just
00:57:26
hypothetically, that's why I said
00:57:27
hypothetically. Oh, if we could
00:57:29
>> I we we I think we have the technology
00:57:31
to do. Yes.
00:57:32
>> Right. Yeah. But we won't.
00:57:34
>> But cloning doesn't mean creating. It
00:57:36
just means copying. So you're just
00:57:38
copying God's homework.
00:57:39
>> All right. So that person is still made
00:57:40
by God.
00:57:41
>> 100%. You're still copying God. You're
00:57:43
just you're you're literally just
00:57:44
copying someone else's homework.
00:57:45
>> Okay. So if you crossbreed two things,
00:57:48
>> we crossbreed all the time. Look.
00:57:49
>> All right. So a water buffalo and um
00:57:52
>> Benio del Toro.
00:57:53
>> And Benicio del Toro,
00:57:54
>> which would make a hot water buffalo.
00:57:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it it's still
00:57:58
got created.
00:57:59
>> Well, it's
00:58:00
>> I mean, we mixed it.
00:58:01
>> It's man-made through God's science.
00:58:04
>> It's man-made.
00:58:05
>> Okay, let's get this consensus from the
00:58:07
boys. What do you think?
00:58:08
>> Did God create it or did we create it?
00:58:10
>> We created it.
00:58:11
>> What about you, Carlos?
00:58:12
>> Yeah, we created it.
00:58:13
>> What about you, M?
00:58:14
>> God still created it.
00:58:15
>> Yeah, God still made it because
00:58:16
>> God doesn't exist.
00:58:18
>> Okay, you're the atheist. You're a piece
00:58:21
of [ __ ] though.
00:58:21
>> You don't think God exists? You don't
00:58:23
believe in any God at all. And I'm not
00:58:24
saying a guy in the sky. You don't
00:58:26
believe in anything at all.
00:58:27
>> You're a piece of [ __ ]
00:58:29
>> I don't.
00:58:30
>> Yeah.
00:58:31
>> You think it's an accident that your the
00:58:33
energy that pumps your heart that your
00:58:34
heart just keeps moving?
00:58:36
>> Yeah. I don't know what it is.
00:58:37
>> Why does your heart keep moving? Do you
00:58:38
know why?
00:58:38
>> No.
00:58:40
>> Electrical. There's a pulse, right?
00:58:41
There's an energy.
00:58:42
>> But how come that energy just continues?
00:58:46
>> Correct. So where is that from?
00:58:47
>> Yeah. I I mean I don't have any answers
00:58:50
to
00:58:50
>> But you think there's nothingness?
00:58:52
>> I don't think there is a consciousness.
00:58:55
decide in this dance.
00:58:56
>> No. Okay. No. No. Time out. Go back.
00:58:59
>> I'm not saying if there's a conscious
00:59:01
God.
00:59:03
>> Okay. What are we doing? What are we
00:59:05
Dude, what are we doing here?
00:59:06
>> But do you think there What the [ __ ] are
00:59:08
we doing here?
00:59:08
>> You don't think there is?
00:59:09
>> He's an atheist. Let's just move on. You
00:59:11
know,
00:59:11
>> I'm curious. But do you not think there
00:59:13
is any sort of energy being and it's not
00:59:17
one person, one thing? You don't think
00:59:19
there is an unexplainable energy that
00:59:21
exists to create human? I think there's
00:59:23
unexplainable energy for sure because
00:59:26
that's what it is.
00:59:28
>> But there's nothing there's nothing.
00:59:30
>> But I don't think there's motivated by
00:59:32
anything. I don't think you have a
00:59:34
second life or any
00:59:36
>> Oh, you're going to piss off a lot of
00:59:37
[ __ ] Hindus, man. Yeah,
00:59:39
>> I know.
00:59:40
>> If you're if you're going to get
00:59:41
reincarnated, what would you want to be
00:59:43
reincarnated as?
00:59:44
>> You know, my mom and I talk about this
00:59:45
all the time cuz my mom has
00:59:46
>> Why would you talk about your mom about
00:59:48
this all the time?
00:59:49
>> My mom has believed in a Buddhist. She's
00:59:51
believed in reincarnation for a long
00:59:52
long time. Even when I was a kid, I
00:59:55
remember it being people other people
00:59:57
thinking that was strange and she's
00:59:58
always believed in it.
01:00:00
>> Wow.
01:00:00
>> And my mom wanted to come back as a
01:00:01
bird.
01:00:04
>> A bird.
01:00:04
>> A bird
01:00:05
>> to fly.
01:00:06
>> It's just lovely. There's something
01:00:07
about the
01:00:07
>> lifespan's not long though.
01:00:09
>> You don't know that when you're a
01:00:10
[ __ ] bird.
01:00:11
>> Yeah.
01:00:11
>> You didn't used to know that you were a
01:00:13
human.
01:00:14
>> What?
01:00:14
>> You know what you know in that moment.
01:00:16
And your life is beautiful in that
01:00:17
moment. Oh, let me ask you another
01:00:18
hypothetical question with with
01:00:20
reincarnation.
01:00:21
>> Sure.
01:00:21
>> Right.
01:00:22
>> What if you got to have your life
01:00:25
experiences
01:00:26
>> and your brain inside that being?
01:00:29
>> Inside of another thing.
01:00:30
>> Would you still want to be a bird?
01:00:31
>> Well, no.
01:00:32
>> Then what would you want to be?
01:00:34
>> Those Greenland sharks.
01:00:35
>> ANOTHER SHARK.
01:00:36
>> YEAH.
01:00:37
>> YEAH. 600 years.
01:00:39
>> Sperm whale.
01:00:41
>> Sperm whale.
01:00:42
>> Why you love sperm? You like coming
01:00:44
>> love?
01:00:46
>> Yeah. He loves the gum. Yeah. Yeah. What
01:00:47
is this?
01:00:47
>> What is that?
01:00:48
>> Um, this guy Ysef Shakur. Uh, he had a
01:00:51
>> Tupac's brother.
01:00:52
>> YEAH,
01:00:54
>> that was really funny.
01:00:56
>> He almost died and this is what he saw
01:00:58
when he was in his near-death uh trance.
01:01:00
>> And go to the go to the description
01:01:02
there. You Ysef Shakur went viral after
01:01:04
sharing a handdrawn sketch of what he
01:01:05
says. He saw during a near-death
01:01:06
experience instead of explaining with
01:01:07
words, he drew a layered structure above
01:01:09
Earth where people are moved upward
01:01:11
through a glowing spiral.
01:01:12
>> Biggest takeaway is that everything is
01:01:14
connected. That I agree with. I agree
01:01:16
with that.
01:01:16
>> We are all one.
01:01:17
>> We're all connected.
01:01:18
>> You get that from mushrooms.
01:01:20
>> Yes, I do. Yes, I often do.
01:01:22
>> Yeah, I've taken that, too.
01:01:23
>> But here's my biggest problem with this
01:01:25
now. My biggest problem is we've all
01:01:28
talked about the afterlife so much that
01:01:31
I think even when you have a near-death
01:01:33
experience, you think about the things
01:01:34
you've already been told.
01:01:36
>> So, it's hard to have a blank slate
01:01:37
because he thought about this as he was
01:01:39
dying.
01:01:41
>> But I found out something about you.
01:01:45
Yeah.
01:01:45
>> That you were the only one in this room
01:01:47
without a soul.
01:01:49
>> Yeah, indeed.
01:01:49
>> And for years, everybody thought it was
01:01:51
me.
01:01:52
>> Yeah. And I I know I've always thought
01:01:54
you were had a soul.
01:01:55
>> Thank you.
01:01:55
>> Dark.
01:01:56
>> Dark.
01:01:57
>> Yeah. But still a soul.
01:01:58
>> But yours, Andreas.
01:01:59
>> Yeah.
01:02:00
>> Not there.
01:02:01
>> It is not.
01:02:02
>> And something is missing.
01:02:04
>> Spirituality.
01:02:05
>> Something deeper than that. You can look
01:02:06
at him, you can tell it's something
01:02:07
else. Yeah.
01:02:08
>> Something's gone.
01:02:09
>> His hope. Because when you believe in
01:02:11
God and you believe in manifestation and
01:02:12
all that stuff, right, things appear,
01:02:14
right?
01:02:15
>> Yes.
01:02:15
>> Maybe,
01:02:19
maybe you could have made a movie.
01:02:22
>> If you believed in God, your film would
01:02:24
have been made. But the lack of belief
01:02:26
in the Lord is why you are where you are
01:02:28
now.
01:02:28
>> I can convert.
01:02:32
>> I, you know, I joke around with this. I
01:02:34
I I know it's a sensitive topic, right?
01:02:36
M.
01:02:37
>> No, I'm being real and I feel so bad
01:02:39
about it.
01:02:41
No, I really do. And I want to say this.
01:02:44
I want to say I'm being real.
01:02:45
>> You don't feel bad.
01:02:45
>> I 100% I do.
01:02:47
>> Be honest.
01:02:47
>> Did I not call you?
01:02:48
>> You did.
01:02:49
>> I did. So, what I'm And I don't call
01:02:50
anybody.
01:02:51
>> Yeah.
01:02:52
>> All right. So, this is a promise to my
01:02:54
God. Right. And to you, and I'm a man of
01:02:58
my word, okay?
01:02:59
>> Okay.
01:03:00
>> Is any movie that you make, I will be in
01:03:02
it. And there'll be no like, you know
01:03:04
what I mean? I want this amount of Oh,
01:03:06
you mean I mean I want to get first
01:03:07
class and all that kind of stuff, but
01:03:08
like you know what I mean? Like the
01:03:10
amenities of Yeah. Yeah. But I will
01:03:12
fivear hotel.
01:03:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff. But if you
01:03:14
do a movie, dude, I'm [ __ ] there and
01:03:16
I'll play whatever you want me to play
01:03:17
and I'll be a good boy. I'll show up at
01:03:19
5 in the morning
01:03:20
>> and I will know my lines and I will do
01:03:22
all anything that you would ask.
01:03:24
>> I know.
01:03:24
>> You know that, right? Yes.
01:03:25
>> Okay, good. And I'm just teasing.
01:03:27
>> Get a soul.
01:03:29
>> Get a soul.
01:03:29
>> Yeah, get a soul.
01:03:30
>> And you know,
01:03:31
>> Yeah. that I
01:03:35
>> Yeah,
01:03:35
>> I do know.
01:03:36
>> Yeah.
01:03:36
>> What?
01:03:37
>> You also will be there.
01:03:43
>> Really depends on schedule if I'm being
01:03:45
>> Yeah, you will.
01:03:46
>> Of course I will.
01:03:47
>> You will?
01:03:48
>> I would do anything for him.
01:03:49
>> Okay.
01:03:50
>> I I read his movie.
01:03:51
>> Mhm.
01:03:52
>> I actually read it on the plane.
01:03:53
>> I never read it.
01:03:54
>> It's quite good.
01:03:55
>> Yeah. And the reason why
01:03:56
>> it can get better, but it's quite good.
01:03:58
>> This is a different movie. This is for
01:03:59
you guys.
01:03:59
>> No, this is the one he sent to me.
01:04:00
>> Oh, really? for us.
01:04:01
>> Jingle Jingle Bang Bang.
01:04:04
>> Is that what it's called?
01:04:06
>> It's a Christmas movie.
01:04:07
>> Wow, that's amazing.
01:04:10
>> It's good.
01:04:11
>> I saw a producer there producer
01:04:13
yesterday and he was like, I produced
01:04:15
this movie that you were just in. And I
01:04:17
go, okay. And he goes, I can't release
01:04:19
it.
01:04:20
>> What what movie?
01:04:21
>> I can't tell you.
01:04:22
>> It is easy to ruin a good script, but
01:04:24
it's impossible to save a bad one.
01:04:27
Impossible.
01:04:27
>> That is actually that that is a
01:04:29
phenomenal quote. Where'd you get that?
01:04:31
>> That's from my god.
01:04:33
>> From your god.
01:04:34
>> Say that again. But because because
01:04:36
slower and more clear because I want to
01:04:38
get it at all. I got half of it.
01:04:41
>> I got half of it. Say it again.
01:04:43
>> Okay. It is easy to ruin a good script,
01:04:46
but it's impossible to save a bad one.
01:04:49
>> Oh my god.
01:04:50
>> God, that's so interesting. Well, Fletch
01:04:54
>> uh Fletch I don't know what the script
01:04:57
looked like, but I do know they probably
01:04:58
do just told Chevy to go nuts.
01:05:00
>> Like half of every scene is improv. That
01:05:02
was back when you could just improv a
01:05:03
movie and they were like, "Yeah, [ __ ]
01:05:04
it."
01:05:05
>> Let me ask you a hypothet
01:05:09
hypothetical if I may. Okay.
01:05:12
>> Do you think that if a script is really
01:05:14
bad but the star is so good that you can
01:05:17
save a movie?
01:05:18
>> I don't think so.
01:05:20
>> Interesting.
01:05:22
If the script is really bad, but the
01:05:23
star is so big, you think they might be
01:05:24
able to save the movie. I think
01:05:25
>> not big, just good in the part. Uh,
01:05:28
>> see, I disagree. I think maybe a good a
01:05:30
really good actor could transform [ __ ]
01:05:32
into something pretty good. Not like a
01:05:34
great movie, but they could make it they
01:05:36
could do well in a bad movie.
01:05:38
>> Yeah. They, for instance, you know,
01:05:39
Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite
01:05:41
actors of all time, but he's made some,
01:05:43
you know what I mean?
01:05:44
>> He's made so many bad movies.
01:05:45
>> Yeah. So, he made a movie called Left
01:05:46
Behind.
01:05:47
>> Oh, yeah.
01:05:47
>> I've seen that a couple times. Christian
01:05:49
movie. Yeah. We've talked about it. And
01:05:50
um he's his performance is so like you
01:05:55
not bad, but you can tell his heart's
01:05:57
not in it.
01:05:58
>> Sure.
01:05:58
>> Yeah. But there's something a strange
01:06:00
quality to his performance that I'm
01:06:03
really interested in.
01:06:04
>> I just think like an actor that gets a
01:06:06
bad script, it's impossible he he does
01:06:08
good work, you know, like it's
01:06:10
>> But here's Okay, but here here's the
01:06:12
problem with the business at large.
01:06:14
>> Yeah.
01:06:15
>> Most scripts aren't good. So, so only
01:06:18
some scripts that are good take place
01:06:20
and those that are chosen
01:06:22
>> get those.
01:06:23
>> Most of us, not even us, most of actors,
01:06:27
>> they have to just take what's available.
01:06:30
>> So, you're you're going to be subject to
01:06:32
doing [ __ ] that's not good, you don't
01:06:34
want to do or whatever. Especially if
01:06:36
you're a worked actor and you just need
01:06:38
>> Al. So you have literally like we talked
01:06:41
about this earlier a couple days ago
01:06:42
where it's like you know action you do
01:06:45
your scene your coverage your closeup or
01:06:48
whatever
01:06:49
>> and you know that it wasn't good and I
01:06:51
go can I have another one? No, we have
01:06:52
it.
01:06:53
>> Happens all the time,
01:06:54
>> right? And I go, you can't go as an
01:06:56
actor, can I look at it,
01:06:58
>> but that's
01:06:58
>> and they go, no, absolutely not.
01:07:00
>> That's what I'm saying. It's easy to
01:07:01
ruin something that was good or or okay,
01:07:04
you know, is
01:07:05
>> But as a director, why can't I look at
01:07:08
my own scene?
01:07:09
>> I think most actors don't want to look
01:07:11
at their own thing and get the
01:07:13
themselves in their heads, you know, and
01:07:15
like,
01:07:15
>> no, no, no. I need to see it.
01:07:16
>> Direct themselves
01:07:17
>> because I can selforrect. I go, I'm It's
01:07:19
too fast there. You mean and I should
01:07:21
pause. I should listen here.
01:07:23
>> It's like watching tape.
01:07:24
>> It's like watching tape. Yeah. Like when
01:07:25
I audition for them, you think I That's
01:07:27
the first thing I send. The first thing
01:07:28
I do.
01:07:29
>> Some people are very self-conscious.
01:07:30
>> Mone. How many times have we done it?
01:07:32
>> Oh, this is what I'm mad about you. I
01:07:34
found out what I'm mad about with this
01:07:35
guy.
01:07:35
>> I like it.
01:07:36
>> Can I tell you?
01:07:37
>> Yes.
01:07:37
>> It piss What?
01:07:38
>> I remember.
01:07:39
>> Yeah. It pisses me off so bad. I can't
01:07:41
believe he did. Imagine this. Okay. So,
01:07:44
a couple years ago, I called MO. I go,
01:07:46
"Can you come over to my house? I have
01:07:48
an audition."
01:07:48
>> Mhm.
01:07:49
>> Right. And you know, we do it how many
01:07:52
times? How How long did it take, you
01:07:53
think?
01:07:53
>> Oh, we did it in Australia and we did
01:07:55
probably 22 takes.
01:07:56
>> Okay. 22 takes.
01:07:58
>> 22.
01:07:59
>> Yeah.
01:08:00
>> Of one scene.
01:08:02
>> No, it was a couple like three or four
01:08:03
scenes.
01:08:05
>> It was like two scenes.
01:08:06
>> Two scenes.
01:08:07
>> That's so many takes.
01:08:09
>> It took a while to get into a good
01:08:10
rhythm.
01:08:11
>> 20.
01:08:11
>> But yeah, I I'll tell you why. Because I
01:08:13
did I hadn't memorized it fully yet.
01:08:15
>> Oh, you're reading off the sheet. Yeah,
01:08:17
but then I I wanted to get it kind of
01:08:19
more familiar and you know, we tried it
01:08:21
a couple of times, different angles.
01:08:22
>> So, you practiced it on film basically.
01:08:25
>> Anyway, yeah.
01:08:25
>> So, this is what this [ __ ] does. He
01:08:27
goes, "Remember I helped you audition
01:08:28
for this?" And Rory Scoville got it
01:08:32
>> and he kills it. It's that new Steve
01:08:34
Carell movie uh TV show on Rooster.
01:08:36
Yeah, Rooster. Right.
01:08:37
>> Yeah. He's so good in that.
01:08:38
>> Yeah. He kills it as a cop, right? And
01:08:40
you were the one that helped me audition
01:08:42
for that. But why would you send me
01:08:45
somebody else's performance? It's like,
01:08:47
hey, remember that you're a bad actor?
01:08:50
That's the [ __ ] right. Would you be
01:08:52
mad?
01:08:53
>> Well, I
01:08:53
>> very funny.
01:08:56
>> That is so mean.
01:08:57
>> It is. It's so mean.
01:08:58
>> Look who made the team.
01:08:59
>> But it was But it's like, look what he
01:09:00
did. Maybe if you did it more like that
01:09:02
next time.
01:09:03
>> Holy [ __ ] That made it worse.
01:09:06
>> What are you talking about?
01:09:07
>> It's
01:09:08
>> They're two different actors.
01:09:10
>> Exactly.
01:09:10
>> He's not going to do it like
01:09:14
Dude.
01:09:16
Dude.
01:09:16
>> Well, you said you liked him all week.
01:09:18
>> I know. All right.
01:09:19
>> Come Friday, it's over.
01:09:20
>> No. No. You're fine. Okay. So, here's
01:09:23
the new rule. All right.
01:09:24
>> New rule. New rule. Film.
01:09:27
>> You're never going to film me in an
01:09:28
audition again.
01:09:29
>> Oh. So, he did it on purpose. Maybe.
01:09:31
>> I maybe. I don't know. But it's like the
01:09:33
can never happen again.
01:09:34
>> Okay.
01:09:35
>> Cuz that hurt my feelings so bad because
01:09:37
I saw the scene.
01:09:38
>> Yeah.
01:09:39
>> And I was like, I should have done that
01:09:40
like that. Apologize.
01:09:42
>> No, you don't have to apologize. I just
01:09:44
don't understand why you would send me
01:09:45
that.
01:09:46
>> I'm going to be honest. I'm I am sorry.
01:09:48
And I don't think I don't think
01:09:49
Hollywood casts you correctly.
01:09:51
>> Shut up. Don't be Don't Don't Don't we
01:09:53
Don't weasel your way [ __ ] out of
01:09:55
that.
01:09:55
>> Oh my god.
01:09:56
>> Shut up.
01:09:56
>> Carlos, you think that was [ __ ] up
01:09:58
>> of him to send you that thing?
01:09:59
>> Yeah.
01:10:00
>> I think it's ignorance. He's young.
01:10:02
>> Oh, it's ignorance. He's young.
01:10:03
>> No, no, it's No, no, it's not. I know he
01:10:06
wouldn't do that political.
01:10:09
FIRED AS my tour manager. You are so
01:10:12
[ __ ] if I'm fired. Your tour's in like
01:10:14
10 days.
01:10:15
>> Time out. It's not It's not Youth. It's
01:10:18
not ignorance.
01:10:19
>> Yeah. What is it?
01:10:19
>> I'm not making a joke.
01:10:21
>> Be a fun tour.
01:10:24
>> I'm not making a joke.
01:10:26
>> I know what it is. You know what it is.
01:10:28
>> No, I don't know what it is. Explain it
01:10:29
to me like I'm here.
01:10:34
>> Everyone in the
01:10:34
>> Look at me right now. Look at me right
01:10:36
now. Tell me what what it is because I
01:10:37
can't I'm not clear. Any of my closest
01:10:38
friends who have met McCone know what it
01:10:41
is.
01:10:41
>> Tell me what it is.
01:10:42
>> And we haven't talked about it.
01:10:43
>> Okay, tell me what it is.
01:10:44
>> But Mone,
01:10:45
>> yes,
01:10:46
>> is on the spectrum. I'm not making a
01:10:49
joke. I just said I'm not. See how he
01:10:50
laughed cuz he's uncomfortable. Mone is
01:10:52
on the spectrum. He is autistic. Cuz he
01:10:54
does things where I go, I don't think he
01:10:56
knows he's doing that. And he doesn't do
01:10:57
it to be mean or rude or koi or smart
01:11:00
ale. He actually doesn't know that it
01:11:02
might hurt your feelings.
01:11:03
>> But
01:11:04
>> he does have a little bit of autism. And
01:11:05
I'm not I'm not a comedy. Look, your
01:11:07
night terrors.
01:11:08
>> Yeah.
01:11:09
>> You know what I mean? The way you do it
01:11:10
is autistic.
01:11:12
>> Yeah.
01:11:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:15
>> Why does the hands have to, you know?
01:11:18
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The running back and
01:11:20
forth. It's very very, you know.
01:11:21
>> Yeah.
01:11:22
>> And if you have autism, it's good. It's
01:11:24
fine.
01:11:24
>> We're not making fun of making fun of
01:11:25
him.
01:11:26
>> I'm saying he has autism.
01:11:27
>> Yeah.
01:11:28
>> He's slightly autistic and he does
01:11:29
things where I think he doesn't know.
01:11:32
>> The intention is not to be mean or rude
01:11:34
or he just doesn't know.
01:11:35
>> Amen. The social cues are gone there. I
01:11:37
think I'm right.
01:11:39
>> I mean, I I to be honest, I think I did
01:11:42
it because I I enjoy connections with
01:11:44
you and and I was like,
01:11:46
>> this is what an autistic guy would say.
01:11:47
>> That's a real way to connect with
01:11:48
somebody.
01:11:49
>> No, I was like,
01:11:50
>> yeah, here are your failures.
01:11:51
>> I think he I think he'll respond. Any
01:11:54
press is good press.
01:11:55
>> You you rarely respond to anything I
01:11:57
say. So, I was like, oh, I think he'll
01:11:58
respond if I say I remember.
01:11:59
>> Did I respond?
01:12:00
>> You did.
01:12:01
>> What did I say?
01:12:02
>> You said, yeah, Roy Scoville got it. But
01:12:04
also look at that first message. See how
01:12:06
genuine that was? I
01:12:07
>> Let me see. Can I see?
01:12:08
>> I was just remembering and like it was a
01:12:11
fond memory.
01:12:12
>> He sends a clip of the rooster. Remember
01:12:15
I filmed your audition for that in
01:12:16
Australia?
01:12:18
>> Why?
01:12:19
>> Cuz I remembered it.
01:12:20
>> That's like sending a wedding photo to
01:12:21
to your ex being like, "Remember you
01:12:23
used to [ __ ] me?"
01:12:24
>> It's like I don't It's weird. Why?
01:12:26
>> It was a fond one-on-one memory and we
01:12:28
don't have a lot of those together.
01:12:29
>> That's not a good memory.
01:12:31
>> Memory.
01:12:31
>> I had a fun time with you. We had a fun
01:12:34
time in Australia. But what I'm saying
01:12:36
is is that you can't understand how that
01:12:38
would hurt my feelings.
01:12:39
>> Well, I'm sorry that it hurt your
01:12:40
feelings.
01:12:42
>> This guy, he does have it.
01:12:44
>> I told you.
01:12:44
>> Yeah, he definitely has it.
01:12:46
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:12:58
Woo!
01:13:01
Yeah!
01:13:03
Woo!
