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Bobby Can't Get Into Hamilton

August 03, 2025 / 01:00

This episode features a discussion about trying to get tickets to a special performance of Hamilton in New York, featuring the original cast. The conversation touches on the high demand for tickets and the difficulty in obtaining them.

The host shares a humorous anecdote about calling various people to secure tickets, only to be met with disbelief and rejection. The mention of celebrities attending the show adds to the excitement and exclusivity surrounding the event.

Throughout the episode, there is a playful exchange regarding which celebrities might be seated in different sections of the theater, such as the orchestra or balcony. This light-hearted banter keeps the tone engaging.

Overall, the episode captures the thrill and frustration of trying to attend a highly sought-after performance, blending humor with the realities of ticket availability.

TLDR

The episode humorously discusses the struggle to get Hamilton tickets in New York.

Episode

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The girl that I'm seeing now, she's like, "Let's watch Hamilton in New York." The the original cast is gonna do
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like one show. And to be impressive, I go, "I could maybe try to get tickets for that."
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Can you imagine how expensive that is? Guess what? What? I can't. That's what I found out. I have no
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power. I call people, they're like, "Get the out of here, dude." I go, "Oh, okay."
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An impossible ticket. They put in that show is going to be the coolest, hottest New York celebrities in the in the in
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the orchestra. Then in the top balcony, the the that will be people who used to be super famous but are still cool and
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relevant. Cory Feldman. What the I'm going to throw some names. You see if they get a kid to come or not
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in the balcony. Yeah, in the balcony. I'll tell say a name. I'll tell you if they're in orchestra, balcony, upper
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deck. This is a good or back upper deck. Charlie Theon. Uh orchestra. Polyshore.
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Pulling tickets out front. Bro four, brother. Okay. Okay. We love you, Paul. We love you, too. Yeah, we I know. Let's
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keep going.

Episode Highlights

  • The Impossible Ticket
    The narrator discovers the daunting challenge of obtaining Hamilton tickets in New York.
    “Can you imagine how expensive that is?”
    @ 00m 11s
    August 03, 2025

Episode Quotes

  • Can you imagine how expensive that is?
    Bobby Can't Get Into Hamilton
  • I can't.
    Bobby Can't Get Into Hamilton
  • I have no power.
    Bobby Can't Get Into Hamilton

Key Moments

  • Ticket Challenge00:11
  • Celebrity Expectations00:27
  • Balcony Names00:40