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How To Be a Good Criminal

October 05, 2025 / 01:04

This episode discusses a murder case involving rapper David in Los Angeles, who was found with a body in his car. The hosts engage in a darkly humorous conversation about hypothetical scenarios related to crime and friendship.

The discussion begins with the hosts reacting to the news of David's case, highlighting the absurdity of his criminal actions. They mention how his Tesla was discovered in a dumpyard.

As the conversation progresses, the hosts jokingly contemplate what they would do in a situation involving murder, questioning each other's loyalty and hypothetical responses to a crime.

The tone remains light despite the serious subject matter, as they navigate the boundaries of friendship and morality in a comedic way.

TLDR

Hosts humorously discuss a murder case involving rapper David and hypothetical crime scenarios.

Episode

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What's up with this guy that killed this girl and they found her in the trunk? I wouldn't even know.
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It's so dark, dude. This guy named David. He's a rapper in LA. They found his Tesla in a
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dumpyard. I heard. And a year went by and somebody But what a what what a bad what what a
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bad criminal. Well, let's not kill Let's not Don't do that. But I mean, but if you're
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going to But if you're going to think it through. What would you do, though? How
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would you do it if I was going to kill you? No. No. But how to hide a body? Your
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mother gets murdered and you call me and you go, "Dude, we need to we need to take care of this guy." I I of course
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already already I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't call me and no witnesses. No connection. I don't want to connect
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you to the crime. If somebody hurt your mother, I would You would never help me, dude.
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What are you talking about? Is that real? You really believe that murder? I don't As a friend, I wouldn't
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want you an accessory to murder. Well, if your mom is dead and you're going to go on a hunt to kill this
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person, this show's over. So, I might as well cuz I'm going to get away with it.
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You're never going to get away. I'm going to Google it. Check that GBT. You're going to end up like David.
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Oh, I'm David.

Episode Highlights

  • The Dark Hypothetical
    A chilling discussion on how to hide a body unfolds between friends.
    “What would you do, though? How would you do it if I was going to kill you?”
    @ 00m 24s
    October 05, 2025

Episode Quotes

  • You're never going to get away.
    How To Be a Good Criminal

Key Moments

  • Murder Discussion00:24
  • Friendship Test00:40
  • Dark Humor00:55