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How To Be a Good Criminal

October 05, 2025 / 01:04

This episode discusses a recent murder case involving rapper David in Los Angeles, where a woman's body was found in a trunk. The hosts engage in a hypothetical conversation about crime and how to conceal evidence.

The conversation begins with the hosts reacting to the dark nature of the crime, questioning the actions of the perpetrator. They mention that David's Tesla was discovered in a dumpyard, highlighting the poor decisions made by the criminal.

The hosts then shift to a light-hearted yet morbid hypothetical scenario about how they would handle a situation involving murder. They joke about the logistics of hiding a body and the implications of being an accessory to a crime.

Throughout the discussion, the tone remains casual and humorous, despite the serious subject matter. The hosts emphasize their friendship and the moral dilemmas that would arise in such extreme situations.

The episode blends dark humor with serious themes, showcasing the hosts' dynamic as they navigate a sensitive topic in a comedic way.

TL;DR

Hosts discuss a murder case involving rapper David and joke about crime logistics.

Episode

1:04
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What's up with this guy that killed this
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girl and they found her in the trunk?
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I wouldn't even know.
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It's so dark,
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dude. This guy named David. He's a
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rapper in LA. They found his Tesla in a
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dumpyard.
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I heard.
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And a year went by and somebody
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But what a what what a bad what what a
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bad criminal.
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Well, let's not kill Let's not
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Don't do that. But I mean, but if you're
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going to But if you're going to think it
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through. What would you do, though? How
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would you do it if I was going to kill
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you?
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No. No. But how to hide a body? Your
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mother gets murdered and you call me and
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you go, "Dude, we need to we need to
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take care of this guy." I I of course
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already already I wouldn't do that.
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You wouldn't call me
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and no witnesses.
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No connection. I don't want to connect
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you to the crime.
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If somebody hurt your mother, I would
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You would never help me, dude.
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What are you talking about? Is that
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real? You really believe that
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murder? I don't As a friend, I wouldn't
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want you an accessory to murder.
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Well, if your mom is dead and you're
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going to go on a hunt to kill this
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person, this show's over. So, I might as
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well cuz I'm going to get away with it.
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You're never going to get away.
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I'm going to Google it. Check that GBT.
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You're going to end up like David.
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Oh, I'm David.

Episode Highlights

  • The Dark Side of Crime
    A chilling discussion about a rapper named David and his dark fate.
    “What a bad criminal.”
    @ 00m 16s
    October 05, 2025
  • Murder and Friendship
    A conversation about how far friends would go to help each other in a crisis.
    “I wouldn't want you an accessory to murder.”
    @ 00m 46s
    October 05, 2025

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Dark Humor00:05
  • Criminal Thoughts00:24
  • Friendship Test00:40
  • Final Reflection01:00

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