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You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> What's going on with you today? You feel
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like you're uh Yeah, you're very uh Miyagi today. >> That's the Sunday. >> Teach us Miyagi.
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>> What? I woke up and it's like um you know when you have one foot in the past >> and one foot in the future, you're
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pissing on today. >> Wow. >> I'm living in the moment. Got that from >> Are we going to do a bunch of Chinese
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proverbs now? [laughter] >> I'm not doing Chinese proverbs. I'm just saying that I had I saw a bumper sticker
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driving over here. Made me kind of mad. [snorts] >> What did it say? >> It said uh if you drive um if you get
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near me, I drive slower. >> Oh. >> So, I want to bump a snooker in my front window. It says, "Well, then I'll crash
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into you." >> You just have to drive in front of them after you see it. >> Yeah. I I went to the side just to see
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what they look like. >> What did they look like? >> It's an old white lady. A carrot. Ew.
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>> Ew. Karen, pass. Stay hydrated. [laughter] >> Look up how many babies born in 2026
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named Karen? Like nine, probably. >> Yeah, >> I think that ruined the name Karen.
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>> Yeah, Adolf is ruined. >> No, no, that one's back. >> Adolf is back. Oh, >> what does it say? How many babies named
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Karen? >> Plummeted. The name plummeted. >> It plummeted. >> It fell out of the top eight.
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>> Pullpot. >> Pull. Yeah. >> Yeah. Pull. Yeah. See if Pot >> Psey. See? Yeah. Pullpot. Zero.
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>> Zero. Zero. Zero. I I created a name. Zero. >> Why? How? >> Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a
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name. >> Um. >> You can't beat You can't beat Zero, dude. >> Yes, I can. >> That's a I mean, I'm that I'm champ
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right now. >> How many babies? >> I'm [ __ ] name champ right now, dude. >> How many babies in 2026?
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>> You can't make up a name that no one's ever had like Hitler. >> No, no. Just say a name in the past that
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>> how many people in 2026 were named Gangghis Khan. >> Gangas. >> No, you said Pot.
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>> Uh, Gengher in the top thousand recorded by Baby N. Yeah, but it's still not zero.
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>> Yeah, but Pole would be a name that would be a baby. But you said Pot. >> You said Genghask Khan.
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>> Yeah, Genghaskhan. >> Yeah. Okay. All right. >> That's what I'm saying. All right. Zero
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babies named Gangas in 2024. >> Well, but if I ever a baby, that's what it is. Gen.
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>> We're tied. Genghask pot. >> All right. Gangas pot. And that's it. All right. We t We're tied. We don't
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have to play that. Well, there's no way to go lower. >> Okay. >> Yeah, there's no way to go lower. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. >> So, I saw Obsession last night. >> Did I not tell you it was good?
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>> Mhm. >> Did you think it was good? >> What did I I called McCone? >> Why you Tell me.
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>> I I called I called Mone. I went and got pizza. I called Mone. >> Yeah. >> What did I say?
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>> Terrible movie. What did you like about this movie? What was good about it? >> And then he goes, "Ever the Contrarian."
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>> I did. >> You said that. Ever the Contrarian. Douchebag. [laughter] Douchebag. And I
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go, "What are you doing?" He's like, "Hold on. Sorry, man. I met karaoke. I have to go back in. They just picked my
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song." >> Yeah. Did you go to the place on Wilshshire? What was it called? The monkey bar. What's it called?
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>> I don't know. But it had a bunch of Egyptian stuff in it, but it was >> It's called Brass Monkey.
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>> Brass Monkey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Well, I was close. There's monkey in it.
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>> I mean, BC Boys, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Brass Monkey. There's one on wheelchair.
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>> Monkey monkey. >> Yeah. And it's a huge >> It's a massive carrier. We've been
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there. We've been there. Yeah. >> You didn't go to that one with How many private rooms was it? Like a row of
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rooms? It was a lot of private rooms. >> Yeah, maybe that was it. >> Oh, it's in Korea Town.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've been to that one. >> It was fine >> downstairs. And then they have the the
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girls that you can bring in. >> Why? >> Why not? >> Dudes only. >> That's the question you have to ask
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yourself. [laughter] Why not? >> Why not? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you asking why
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always? They always say why not? You know what I mean? >> But why is what does that have to do
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with karaoke? >> I don't know. But Koreans, they just do that. Come on in. [laughter]
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You know, sit down. >> Anybody's allowed it. >> Yeah. No, but you know how they what
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they what do they call them, Carlos? >> They're like They're like They're like a
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>> No, >> I was gonna >> that hang at your table. >> No, they're not gishes, dude. This is
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not Japan. No, here in America. >> No, they have hostess girls. >> Hostess girls, that's all. Yeah.
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>> How did we not get that? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Host Yeah, they're hostess. >> They're hostess girls.
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>> Yeah, they're friends. >> Come on. >> Come. >> Yeah. And then they they they try to
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sell you on a, you know, a really expensive bottle of whatever >> and they flirt with you, right?
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>> And you guys sing together. You buy the bottle. >> You buy the bottle. And then they just
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disappear. I don't know. They're like ninjas. >> They're notas. They're ninjas. >> They're apparitions.
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>> After you you pay the bill, they're just gone. Gone. >> Why don't you love me?
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>> Yeah. Um >> I did not I unfortunately wasn't a big fan. >> Did uh your wife like it?
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>> No. >> You weren't You didn't like it? >> I I I thought >> it was a good pre I'll tell you this, a
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good premise. Very good premise. But we were hanging they they hung the film on the premise. Uh, and there was no great
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twists for me. There wasn't enough where I was like, "Whoa, >> I didn't Oh, wow." And then my biggest
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point that I made down the phone to him was he breaks it and he says, "I want Nikki,
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whatever her last name is, to love me more than any one or anything, one of the two things in the world."
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>> That didn't justify the behavior. To me, it should have been a clever phrase that
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would have been gray enough like, "I wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me." I said that when I walked out.
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>> You got your writer's hat on. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Wouldn't that have been better?
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>> You got to take it off when you go to a movie. >> Couldn't live without me. Something big.
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>> I Yeah. Something that was like Okay. >> Chaos. >> Okay. >> Also, oh, you didn't you didn't think
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she was going to feed him the cat. >> Yeah. She packed him lunch. Saw that coming for [ __ ] 50 miles.
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>> Yeah. And also, when your cat dies, you don't keep it near your house. >> Bury it. No, you call like when Remy
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died. When my dog died two, three months ago. >> Well, you enshrined him in a throne.
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He's in your living room. >> I know. I understand that. But you had I had him mummified.
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>> It's lock and key. >> Yeah, you gota Yeah, you take the meat out. [laughter] >> You got to take the meat out.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. You got to put him in a funny position with a tuxedo and a hat. You know what I mean? [laughter]
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>> Which is what I did. But my point No, I didn't do that. We had somebody take them
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>> to a facility and he's we we got his ashes. >> You're like, what the [ __ ] is he doing?
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Not keep Did he bury it in the backyard? I don't think they showed anything like
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that. We are doing spoilers, but it's been out at this point for, you know, two months. So,
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>> right. Anyway, um >> No, I I what I enjoyed was >> You weren't scared at all.
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>> No, dude. I'm a 43y old man. I wasn't [laughter] >> wasn't scared. >> Okay. >> Oh, the girl being like,
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you do that in the studio [clears throat] here. >> I know I do that. I I know I do that. I
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know. >> It's not that crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I have ticks. >> Yeah, you do. >> Yeah. Oh, here's another I I um and I'm
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going to offer McCone some money and this is what the deal is. If you want to hear my new thing,
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>> um I've been for some reason Bad Friends and other my podcasts have been popping
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up in my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, with you know the things I want to watch, which is why Carlos
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>> uh like people in Africa doing things. [laughter] >> Football clips and people in India doing
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things. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like I like you know you know and but for some reason comedy
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is like coming up. >> Oh good. >> Like when you see your friend doing standup you just you go fast right?
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>> I shut my phone off. I [laughter] >> if I see someone I know in like a what's
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going on? Who's this girl? Yeah. Especially a crowd work kind of video. I go fast.
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>> Yeah. I'm out. >> But anyway um I real Well, so I had a book signing yesterday. [laughter]
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>> [laughter] >> No, I know it's it's real, but >> it's just such a funny phrase for you to
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say >> cuz most people that book signings, they wrote a book. >> He's never laughed that much ever.
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[laughter] >> Okay. >> Okay. Get it out. Get it all out, man. >> What's the book? Oh, the There was
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cartoon. >> Yeah. It's not a cartoon, man. [laughter] >> What is it? >> It's called Literature.
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>> It's animated. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, it's a graphic novel. >> It's a graphic novel.
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>> It's a cartoon. [laughter] >> No, but it's awesome. >> All right. >> I actually read it, by the way.
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>> I had a book. >> I read it. It's in our front room. I read one. >> Okay. >> I only have one.
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>> Huh? >> I only have one. >> Well, it took a series. >> It took about five minutes. [laughter]
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I think Doctor >> I just say I read it. >> I read it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's not Harry
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Potter. You know what I mean? >> I really enjoyed it. >> Yeah. No, you didn't. And I don't care.
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>> Yes, I DID. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT. NOW YOU'RE GETTING ME RILED
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UP. I'm trying to be zen. [laughter] >> Anyway, um >> book signing. >> And so, you know, one guy said, um, can
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you write this? Um, now this is a war, Bobby Lee. And I go, why would you want me to write that? He goes, it's
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something that you would you say >> you say on the show all the time, >> right? And then I go, what are some
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other things I say? You know what I mean? And then also I'm watching algorithms. And so there's certain isms
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that I have that drive me crazy that I do. >> So every time I say an ism now, I'm
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gonna give mone $5. >> Oh, nice. >> What's it give me? >> I'll give you those some of the things
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that I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Is is that >> Yeah. Is is that the thing is is that >> Mhm.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Can I say something? >> Mhm. >> $5. Yeah. >> No, no, no. >> Oh, no. No, no. As well.
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>> $5. >> NO. WE'RE SAYING NO, NO. WE'RE SAYING THEM. >> NO. NO. NO. NO. WE'RE SAYING WHAT THEY
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are now. There going to be a time when then the game begins thousands of dollars
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>> from now on. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way I'm giving you 25 bucks right now. All
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right. So, I'm just telling let's get the isms out now and then if I say them, I give Macau and we'll add it up through
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time and then I'll give them money. >> Okay. >> All right. So, let's write them out. So,
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it's I I think two Yas is fine. Three Yas. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's three. Yeah.
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>> It's got to be three. Yes. So, if I say Yeah, that's fine. >> I can say two nos. No, you get one. No,
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>> I get one. THAT'S [laughter] NOT FAIR. THAT'S NOT FAIR, >> DUDE. THIS IS YOUR ISM.
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>> All right. This is my ism rule. All right. So, are you writing it down, mate? But I want to see it on a on the
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thing. So, >> yeah. Um, can I say something? >> Can I say something? >> Which I don't even know that I say that.
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Do I say that >> all the time? >> Okay. The thing is is that >> Yes. >> Right. That's another thing that I say,
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right? What are some other things I say? >> Go Whoa, dude. >> Oh, I DON'T I'VE NEVER SAID WHOA, DUDE.
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GIVE ME THE LOOT. >> YEAH, I haven't said give me the loot a long time. Give me the loot. I haven't
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said that a long time. That kept what? >> Your urban Bobby. >> Yeah. >> That whole thing like whenever there's a
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black person around some octaves change in your voice. >> No. No. I We can't do that because I'm
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being You know what I mean? I'm trying to get to the rhythm and their their energy like vibe. It's a vibe. I'm
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vibing. >> You do have to match that. >> Yeah. You have to vibe. >> Yeah. That's got to be If he's in
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character, he can say anything. >> How you doing, bro? You know, there's some people that you say that to, you
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know. >> Yeah. Mexican. Okay. Yeah. No, I didn't say that. >> I did. Yeah. Oh, you did. Yeah. Yeah, it
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is. >> Uh, what else? >> You know what I mean? That's a Ronnie chain game. >> You know what? He says that. You know
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what? When he's about to get mad. >> You know what? But >> Oh, I say that. >> Yeah.
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>> All right. That can't be a thing. >> Why? >> Cuz you say it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, that's not an ism.
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>> I have no restrictions. I No one came up to me about the isms. >> Take Take um You know what? Out.
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>> War. War. War. anything about war, unless I'm talking about Iran, [laughter] >> then we're good.
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>> Yeah, then we're good. >> But if I like if I tell somebody we're in a war, >> repeating what Andrew just said.
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>> You do that all the time. Whatever he says, you say the word immediately [snorts] after.
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>> Like give me an example. >> Like if he calls something like ugly, you would say, "Yeah, yeah, that's
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ugly." >> But then that that's that's $10. >> Cuz yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly. Would
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be $10. >> No, it's two. Yes. He'll go, "Yeah, yeah, that's ugly." >> Double offense.
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>> Yeah. Well, then it's two yes is fine cuz it's three yes is the thing. >> It is true. Three is the rule. Thank
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you. >> Are you out of your [ __ ] mind, dude? >> He does say that. [laughter] >> He does say that.
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>> I don't think that's an ism. >> It's I mean it's >> you like angrily say it loud.
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>> Are [snorts] you [ __ ] mind? Yeah. And then you fall away. You kick the table.
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>> Oh, all right. >> Kicking the table. >> That's $5. >> Kicking the table is $5. Okay.
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[laughter] >> Laughing like Elmo. >> Okay. >> That's This might now you're being a
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jerk. >> You're being Yeah, >> you're being a jerk. >> Breathing. [laughter] >> Yeah.
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>> You know the way you breathe. >> Yeah. You can't do that. >> Okay. Wait. Can >> That's enough. The elbow laugh is got to
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get out. >> No. Get it out. Yeah. Yeah. >> Just put an X through it there. >> All right. Put an X through it. Yeah.
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Yeah. [laughter] >> What? I have an elbow laugh. >> Just in case. >> What? >> Just in case.
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>> Yeah, but I have an Elmo laugh. >> I never thought of it that way, but point.
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>> He brings up eight. >> I said Yeah. twice just now. >> Yeah. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> $5.
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>> That No, that's not $5. Yeah. Three. Yes. Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I caught myself.
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>> Got close. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> That's it. That's one. Write it down.
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>> THERE'S NO WAY I COULD DO THIS. THERE'S NO WAY I CAN DO IT. >> All right. We'll try. Just for today.
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>> Try. >> Let's just try it today. Any Is any way fine? >> Anyway fine. >> Anyway fine.
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>> Let me just finish what I was trying to say. >> Oh, obsessive. I'm happy a young
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filmmaker is sprouting and it's going to lead other young filmmakers to make stuff and then we can start getting back
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to making [ __ ] So maybe it helps. >> I think it proves a point that um we can make a movie for under for the amount of
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money that they use. >> Now there's a weird thing that's happening with that. It's like
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everyone's like $750,000 it's going to make over 200 million and you're like I know but no one got paid.
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>> I understand that. So, someone makes a lot of money and everyone makes no money. Now, and then they'll go, "But
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they'll get it on the next one." You're like, "I know." But some of these people
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might not get a next one, >> but that kid will. >> Yeah. But not everybody will.
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>> I know. But when Jordan did get out, they bought him a car. It's the same company, Plum House.
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>> Yeah. >> On top of the money that he got. >> I wouldn't want the car. I'd be like, "I
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have a car." That's how I got to the shoot. [laughter] >> I understand. But >> give me the money.
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>> They They did give him the money as well, but they also gave him a nice car. I think they were probably going to give
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this kid a bonus. And my guess was 10. >> Mill. >> Yeah. And sign him to like an overall
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deal with them to make two more films. >> Yeah. But a different movie. >> Texas TO Massacre, I think. Right.
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>> Oh, that's going to be amazing. >> Yeah, he's good. He's talented. >> Yeah, he's a talented kid. You can just
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tell by Yeah, >> why did you cover up your store tattoo with a sticker or something?
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>> Cuz I have a new one right here. >> Oh, w Oh, we didn't even see this. The Arsenal tattoo. Did you see this? Big
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Goer. >> You Instagrammed it? Yeah, >> I Instagrammed it. Yeah. That's great. >> And then she retouched my
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>> She repeated me. >> She retouched my um Comedy Store and she ret touched the mad part here.
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>> Was it the same artist that did the original? >> Yeah, I used only one use one girl char
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and she's great. >> What are you doing with that star on your wrist? >> I'm going to get it removed.
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>> Really? >> Yeah. I'm getting this removed. >> But if you want to rejoin Fallout Boy,
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you got to HAVE [laughter] >> There's Elmo laugh. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Yeah, there is.
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>> 15 bucks. >> Yeah, there's an Elmo laugh. >> I'm telling you though, that good
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>> because that was so funny. Funny what you just said. [laughter] >> Let me see your um
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>> you know that was during the Fallout Boy era. >> Yeah, that's why I said it. Let me see
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the Gooner tattoo. Gooner for life, dude. Good for you. Congratulations. >> Oh, thank you.
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>> Oh, we've started. We've been here for >> We've been here for an hour and a half.
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>> An hour and a half. And >> Andre, >> you guys are late. No, >> you guys are late.
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>> Sit down. >> Sit down, >> guys. >> Guys, how are you? Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules and
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Isa. >> Yes. >> Back in the studio. >> Belated. Happy birthday, M. >> Happy birthday.
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>> Bellet. Happy birthday. I went to his party. You didn't go. Carlos went. >> Yes, you were invited. It's in your
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text. He showed it to me. He was really upset you didn't go. In fact, Mone, when
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I showed up, dude, this is so funny and pathetic. He's up. Look at He's laughing. He knows. I walk in. I walk in
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with my wife and our friend and we walk upstairs. They're sitting in a circle. >> Yeah.
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>> In suits. >> Yeah. like this. No one's talking. >> Of course, >> nine people and I go, I'm going to leave
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this. This is not a party. >> It's midsummer. >> It's in It's Midsummer. >> Yeah. Yeah, it really is.
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>> You change the vibe when you come in. >> I did. And we took us outside and it
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made it so much better. >> Well, yes. That was the intention. >> His friends are very weird. [laughter]
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>> Can I be honest with you right now? >> Yeah, >> absolutely. >> Yeah. Friday night when your brothers
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and his friends came to my Minnesota show, >> some of the weirdest people on planet.
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>> Yeah. They're And they try to be You know what I loved about your brothers? cuz you gave them a talk, did you not?
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. You go try to be more engaging, right? So, they're trying to smile and
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go, "Thanks, Bob." Right. But I know that it's because you gave them a pep talk, so I don't believe what they're
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saying. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They have to believe in it. >> They get scared of the Hollywood of it
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all. They're not used. >> I'M NOT HOLLYWOOD. WHY? WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING THIS PODCAST?
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>> GOOD. Not yelling. Good. Take it down. Is that Is that >> Yeah. Yeah. Is that a part of the thing?
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>> What is that? >> Yeah. >> Is that you at Disclosure Day? >> Did you see the movie? Yeah, that's why
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I left last episode. >> Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of the movie?
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>> I'm not going to say anything because >> I know, but is it good or [laughter]
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bad? >> It looks like a cardboard. >> I know. Yeah, it's so good. >> Was open and my tile was
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>> Why'd you crop off Why'd you crop out Steven Spielberg, [laughter] >> dude? Zoom in.
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>> He was next to you. >> Zoom into this. Go off. Look. >> Look. Look. >> Are you looking for a condominium in
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Marina del [laughter] Rey? >> So funny. >> Dude, you look so so crazy. >> Funny. That is such a It's like a press
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poster. [laughter] >> Yeah. And did you purposely expose some of your belly or >> Oh, is that a new fashion thing?
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[laughter] >> New to this area? Come to trivia night at the local pub. >> You're running for like state something
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state government. [laughter] >> That's insane. >> Girls, how are you? >> We're good.
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>> New glasses? >> No, I just wear contacts. But >> you never wear I've never seen you in
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those. Have you worn these to the show? >> No. >> No, I've never seen those. Do you wear
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contacts? >> Yeah, I do. >> What are those? Just sunglasses. Yeah. Let me see. Put them on. Let's see what
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>> She thinks she's Bono. >> Yeah. Let me see. Bono. >> Let's go. Bono. Yeah. Let's go. Let's
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go. Bono. D. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where the streets have no name. Say
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that. Where the streets have. Go ahead. >> Well, where they're from, the streets
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don't have names. >> Yeah. They [laughter] So, can I tell you this something that
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happened? >> Yeah. >> Right. And just give me your best judgment as a [laughter]
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>> There's a couple of things I want to say. >> Okay. >> Okay. All right. >> As a compadre. Yeah.
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>> As a patriot. >> Yeah. >> America first. >> God bless. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> No one's better.
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>> Girl, say America first real fast. >> America first. >> Thank you. >> Okay. You don't believe it though.
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[laughter] >> Yeah. There's no belief system. Yeah. >> You can tell. >> So, um, I was we were on a little break
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on our tour. So, I said to the comedy store and everybody, I go, you know, I'm taking a week off.
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>> Nice. >> I don't want to stand up. I want to relax, hang out with my girlfriend, hang
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out with the family. All right. And I had a friend call and say, "Um, you said you were going to be performing a couple
00:18:58
of months ago on a Saturday night, this specific Saturday night," which is last night.
00:19:05
>> And I go, "Yeah, but I'm not, you know, I didn't call in. So, but my family's in
00:19:10
town, you know, it's a whole thing that we're coming." >> Did you tell her you were going to be
00:19:15
there that night? >> A couple of months ago, I think she had texted me saying that like, "Are you
00:19:20
performing whatever the date it is?" Right. So I go, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." You know,
00:19:25
>> is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ __ ] >> That's $20. >> That's $20. >> That some of my isms if I give I say
00:19:31
them, I have to give mone $5. >> Anyway, so look, so you did may have said, which we do all the time. They go,
00:19:37
do you perform on Saturday in like August? You're like, I don't know, man. It's June. May. Yeah, probably. I guess.
00:19:42
I have no idea. >> So that's what happened, right? I understand. >> And so all week this person's like, um,
00:19:47
>> you're not. I go, I'm taking a break. You're not. And so finally Friday, which
00:19:51
is a couple days ago, I said I called the comedy store, Rose. I go, "Is there any way you can just slot me into the
00:19:58
main room at 8?" >> Mhm. >> And so when you do that, what what do they do? They have to readjust. Call
00:20:03
everyone and go. >> Somebody gets bumped. >> Somebody gets bumped. You know, there's,
00:20:06
you know, >> then I go reserve a table. They Mitsiey's table they reserved. >> Very nice.
00:20:11
>> Right. And then um >> I was also invited to I'm I'm going to drop a name. >> Should
00:20:16
>> I don't want to. Why not? >> Cuz I'm going to like you. H. Oh my god. [laughter]
00:20:21
>> I mean, people who know Elmo laugh. Five more dollars. [laughter] >> Is that close?
00:20:26
>> That was close enough. All right. >> Five more dollars. >> This person invited me. Rockstar.
00:20:31
>> Mhm. >> I can say that. >> Ace Freely. [laughter] >> Close. Okay. Close. Yeah. Uh, a guy
00:20:37
that's in a band. He was like, "Hey, do you do you and your girlfriend want to hang out and go watch have dinner and
00:20:42
watch a movie?" Hm. >> And I said, "Um, I can't because I have to do this show Saturday night."
00:20:49
>> H, >> right. >> I mean, no, but Go ahead. >> What would you have said? >> Yeah, I'd rather hang out with you. I
00:20:55
Right. So, I said I was off and I did. Okay. So, you did the show for these people.
00:21:00
>> So, yeah. So, I show up at the comedy store and I go to the cover booth and I
00:21:03
go, >> "Are my people here?" And they're like, "O main room." They're like, "They
00:21:07
haven't checked in yet, but the show just started." >> Oh, no. >> I know. And then I'm on stage and you
00:21:13
can see Mity's section. You see the booth from stage. >> No one's in there. >> Oh my.
00:21:19
>> Okay. No one's in there. >> Why? Why you shaking your head? >> That's crazy. >> It's crazy.
00:21:23
>> We're in agreeance. It's insane. >> Right. Right. Right. And number one, also it's like they could have sold
00:21:27
those seats. >> Yeah, they could have for a lot of money. >> And they're very expensive. Those are
00:21:31
like nice seats. >> Right. And then afterwards, I go to the cover booth. I go, "Are you sure they
00:21:35
checked in? They're not in Mity section." And they're like, I'm telling you, no one's checked, no
00:21:41
one had a guest list. >> Did you text her? >> No, I didn't text her. I just let it go.
00:21:45
I went to dinner with um my girlfriend afterwards with >> check in with the people.
00:21:50
>> I was so mad. >> I was so mad I couldn't even text. >> Okay, time out. >> Okay.
00:21:56
>> What if they tried to go, their name wasn't on the list, and they were like, "Well, we don't want to bother them."
00:22:01
And they just left. >> There's no way that could happen. I'm >> Well, that definitely can happen. I
00:22:06
know, but they they have my number directly, >> but you didn't text her after she didn't
00:22:10
show. So maybe she showed up, couldn't get in, and didn't want to bother you. >> My the cover booth goes, "We promise you
00:22:15
no one came up and said we're on Bobby's List after." I'm going to tell you what
00:22:20
happened. I'm at dinner. She textes. So I tell her my show was at 8 with her, you know, and she at 9:30 she's like,
00:22:28
"We were at the store. We're so our dinner ran late." [snorts] >> And this is why you don't do that,
00:22:33
>> right? And I go, I didn't respond to it. >> Good. >> Then today, what happened?
00:22:39
>> She went over, >> came to my house. >> She This woman came to your home. >> Yeah. She's a dear friend.
00:22:43
>> Oh. I was like, what is >> she? She came to my home and what? >> Why don't YOU LOVE ME? [screaming]
00:22:49
>> YEAH. YEAH. >> WHAT? >> She went um with four Lucky Boy burritos, >> which is my favorite breakfast burrito.
00:22:55
>> We know. Yeah. >> And then um six fresh eggs from her own chickens >> farm. >> Yeah.
00:23:02
>> I don't want those. Yeah. I don't want those. I I don't do foreign eggs. [laughter] I I I don't do eggs that
00:23:07
aren't free range. >> No, I got a free range of them. >> Yeah. Yeah. Are they free range?
00:23:10
>> No, they're from They're from Northridge. >> How do you know? You've never been
00:23:12
there. >> They're North Ridge. >> In Northridge. Yeah. It's >> in her backyard. Yeah.
00:23:15
>> Um her kid was there. >> Yeah. Her kid was there. Yeah. >> She tried to use that as
00:23:19
>> as a sympathy card. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. >> How old is the kid? >> Six. >> That's so mean.
00:23:24
>> It's so mean. >> Boy. A little boy. >> Girl. >> Oh, even worse. >> I love her. She's like, "Yeah, good to
00:23:29
see you." >> Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those. So she what I said was I said >> you don't want to see her.
00:23:35
>> I don't want to see her. And I go say that I left with my girlfriend in her car. So I was just in my room when they
00:23:40
were at the house. >> Awesome. >> Right. >> So she was in your home. She's hearing
00:23:43
this now. She's in your home. >> Yeah. >> And you never said hi. >> No way. >> He never came out.
00:23:49
>> No. So we had to entertain. >> How how [laughter] long was she there? >> Like 30 minutes.
00:23:55
>> That's not bad. >> That's not bad. >> That's not bad. I I I in my mind was like she stayed for
00:23:58
>> Yeah. You have now you have to understand >> that's a horror movie. You can't leave
00:24:02
your room. >> Yeah. >> She's like, you know, I think I'll sleep over. See when he gets back tomorrow.
00:24:05
>> I understand. >> You're trying to get out of your house. >> But but now while this is happening, I'm
00:24:09
sitting in my room on one of my other chairs like this >> for 30 minutes. >> Okay, that's not that bad. Just lay
00:24:16
down. And >> I keep texting, is she gone yet? They're like, no, she's still here.
00:24:19
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00:24:26
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funny. >> I know. But it's it's it's >> somebody on the internet face. >> I'm sorry for calling you Pippy up
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>> But let me ask you something. >> As my friend who's an author, thank you very much. [laughter]
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>> Stop it. >> Okay. Anyway, [laughter] >> is anyway is anyway up there? >> What is anyway an ism?
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>> Just a natural transition. >> It's a natural transition. Yeah, you can't put anyway up there.
00:30:19
>> No, that that you can't How am I going to transition then? There's no way to transition. [gasps]
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>> Only okay during transition. Okay, good. [laughter] So, >> so this woman was there for 30 minutes
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and then how did you get Did you say goodbye? How do you She >> Yeah, cuz we're really close with her.
00:30:36
>> Oh, okay. You know her well enough. >> She's family. >> Well, she's so close that you lied to
00:30:39
her and didn't see her while she was at your home. I mean, she >> must be close friends.
00:30:43
>> Well, cuz I was I would be enraged. >> You're right. >> Would you be enraged?
00:30:47
>> I'll tell you something. They wouldn't be in my home. >> That's what I'm saying.
00:30:51
>> I would call and go, "Hey, man. You bailed. They saved that seat. That's kind of [ __ ] up." Which, by the way,
00:30:55
this has happened to me. This happened to all of us where people go, "We're coming. We're coming." My Somebody told
00:30:59
me one time, they go I was like, "You didn't Did you not show up?" They were like, "We didn't see you. We were there.
00:31:04
We left." >> Oh, they're in a different room. >> They went to the O. And I was like, "Did you say I'm Andrew
00:31:10
Santino's guest?" Cuz they would have gone, "He's in there." They're like, "No." It's like, "Okay, well,
00:31:16
>> that's why you >> I don't know what you want me to do. >> I'm specific. >> I'm like main room. The show starts at
00:31:22
7. I'm up at this time." Yeah. >> You mean talk to this person >> and then they text you and go, "Hey,
00:31:27
what time do you go on? What time's the show start? What room is it in?" >> Yeah.
00:31:30
>> And you're like, "Look up." I point I do the arrow. [laughter] >> I go, "Look up. Look at the text."
00:31:34
[ __ ] two texts ago. I just said all of it. >> Or look up at the billboard. [laughter]
00:31:40
>> Yeah. There's a main room thing and an O thing, right? And you could just look at
00:31:44
her and we're always on the billboard. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like just look at the
00:31:47
billboard. >> Look at the billboard. >> Yeah. Um, so I'm at dinner 9:30. She goes, "Um, you know what I mean? Oh,
00:31:53
dinner ran late." Right. So, what would you do? You would say >> she was really sorry, though.
00:31:57
>> I don't care. I don't give a [laughter] >> It's that is also Urban Bob. I would not
00:32:03
tech. You're smart to not text to get mad, but when they talk to you again, just go,
00:32:07
>> "No, it's forever dead." >> I would say it's not cool. >> It's forever dead. >> Well, I go, it's not cool.
00:32:12
>> Forever dead. I want to be forever dead. Do you really want to die forever? >> Forever.
00:32:21
>> Do you guys know that song? >> Yeah. Yeah. What is What shirt is that? Rocks.
00:32:24
>> Roxy Music. >> Oh, it's mine. >> Oh, that's a cool I was just going to say. >> Yeah.
00:32:29
>> Is that a Bobby Distressed? >> It's a distress. I didn't like the D. I think he distressed it too much, so I
00:32:33
gave it to her. >> He gives me his failure ones. [laughter] >> I have a lot of new shirts.
00:32:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's like every morning he's just on the dining table just scratching all
00:32:43
scraping away. He just looks >> He's got to That's his new hobby. He's Bobby Distressed.
00:32:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, it's my idea. >> All the coffee things in the pool.
00:32:52
>> I know. Yeah, we already talked about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I already said it last time.
00:32:56
>> Who had to clean out the pool? >> My cool pool guy. >> What did he say? >> He's like, I don't I think
00:33:01
>> he was really worried. >> He was worried. >> I don't know what happened. >> Yeah. It's It's actually not a good
00:33:05
>> Why is your pool black? >> Yeah. >> Cuz coffee grounds are going to get in the filter system. You don't buy it.
00:33:09
You'll probably buy new. >> No, it's it's it's um instant coffee. >> Oh, it's okay.
00:33:13
>> It's not ground. >> Yeah, it's fine. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. >> It's totally fine.
00:33:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's another thing. Because um when you take a white shirt and you soak it if anyone wants to
00:33:22
distress their shirt, right? >> Don't give away your secrets, [laughter] >> right? You take a whole bottle of
00:33:29
>> hot water. Yeah. >> You put hot water in a bucket and I take You do want Are you interested?
00:33:34
>> Yeah. >> I feel like you're not. >> I'm listening. >> Okay. Um and you take um pour the coffee
00:33:41
in it. Instant coffee. Right. And you let it sit for there for days. >> And then do you scratch it with rocks?
00:33:46
>> Sandpaper. sandpaper. But here's >> Go get some rocks. >> No, but here's what I just found out.
00:33:52
>> And I found a a trick. >> Do you want to give this away? >> I do because it's it's free knowledge
00:33:57
for everybody. >> Good. >> I had a wardrobe for this movie I'm doing and I asked the wardrobe lady cuz
00:34:03
they know all about distressing. >> Yeah. >> And I and I'm telling her all these
00:34:06
things I'm doing. She's like, "Just go to this company. Just do it." >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]
00:34:11
>> So, I'm just got to So, what I'm doing, but they go they do it in bulk. So, you
00:34:15
need 12 shirts at least. >> You got 12? >> No, I'm saving. I have like four or five
00:34:20
arrived. I'm waiting for seven more. I'm going to bring it in and then it has they no holes, rock wash
00:34:27
>> and then I'll put paint and and I'll do a little bit more distressing. But, you
00:34:30
know, >> you should just throw them in your dryer and then throw some rocks in there.
00:34:33
>> I don't know what it'll do. It's, you know, >> let's test. Let's figure it out. You put
00:34:37
coffee in your pool. [laughter] >> That is true. This is true. That is true. Like Brewster's Millions or
00:34:42
something. It's >> like a kid gets a house. She's like, "Well, let's put coffee in the
00:34:46
[laughter] pool." >> That's insane. >> It's insane. >> I want to build a slide on my bedroom
00:34:50
window. >> Yeah. And and and I I I I also want to publicly from these two um friends of mine that you know um
00:35:00
publicly announce that um I'm UK. >> Yeah. >> So, >> you're you're United Kingdom.
00:35:09
>> No, Uno King. >> The Uno King, right? We talked about that. Yeah. You're the UNO.
00:35:14
time. >> He won >> He won six games in a row. >> Five. >> But he is using tactics like threats and
00:35:20
bribery. >> He is. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He He tried to bribe our mom and he got really mad that she that he
00:35:26
didn't >> Well, that is what the kings would do. >> Kings would bribe. >> Kings are big bribers,
00:35:31
>> dude. We We colonize. >> And you know what they are >> in the kingdom? >> What?
00:35:35
>> I found this out last night. >> They're goop farmers. >> Do you know what a goop farmer is?
00:35:40
>> No, I don't know what a goop farmer farmer. >> You're looking at two of them. Yeah, it
00:35:43
sounds It sounds racist. >> It's not [laughter] >> goop farmer in medieval times.
00:35:48
>> There's one letter away for being racist. [laughter] >> Goop. Do medieval times. It's called a
00:35:55
goop picker or a goop farmer. >> What they do is uh Oh, sorry. G What is it? >> Gong farmer.
00:36:02
>> Oh, gong farmer. A night. [laughter] >> Sorry. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back
00:36:07
up. Back up. What' you call them? >> Goop farmer. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nowhere near.
00:36:12
>> But goop sounded funny. >> It is. But a gong farmer is a what? >> A gong farmer of medieval and tutor
00:36:16
error labor responsible for manually removing human waste from city sess piss and castle privies.
00:36:22
>> So when you were in the castle, they have video of this. They would poop off the side of the castle in like a chute
00:36:27
>> and then they had to go clean up the poop and wheelbarrow it away. They were compensated very well. They said this
00:36:33
was a very good job. Picking up poop was one of the best jobs. >> Yeah. Because you you have to imagine in
00:36:39
a castle, right? You're pooping out of a hole >> and and just off the side of the wall.
00:36:43
>> Off the side of a wall. Probably five stories up. The wall must be Look at that. Oh, that's Yeah, that's it. Oh my
00:36:49
god. Imagine. >> And there's the >> once a year they have to do the canal. You know what I mean? The canal
00:36:54
cleaning. >> Got to clean it. >> Some some little like a little Brad Williams. That's [laughter]
00:36:59
you and get up there >> and he would get stuck. So they would tie tie some of his foot and just pull
00:37:02
him down. >> Yeah. >> It's it's it's a shashek redemption kind of a situation. >> Gong farming. Remember when he escaped?
00:37:10
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You guys are gong farmers. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're a gong farmer. But me
00:37:13
good money. That's a cool job. >> It's a very good job. >> You know, you guys aren't good with
00:37:17
smells, though. >> I can't smell. >> Okay. Well, then you'd be good at gunk farming. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:23
>> Did you guys go to McCone's birthday? >> No. >> Tristan was there. >> Why didn't you guys go?
00:37:28
>> Um, I had to babysit and then I got really tired. >> Why didn't you go? >> I didn't even know about it.
00:37:34
>> Wow. >> Interesting. >> It was really I didn't >> really fun. [laughter] I didn't get
00:37:38
invited. >> I didn't get invited as well. >> You know, you know he did. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:42
>> You have to direct invite me. You can't put me in a group chat. >> Our direct text message.
00:37:46
>> All right. Let me I'm going to look it up. I'm sorry. I Yeah. >> Yeah. You should.
00:37:49
>> Yeah. I'm going to look it up right now. >> Cuz I knew you'd make a thing out of it.
00:37:52
>> And then I as soon as I went to leave, I go, "What do you need? What's going on?"
00:37:56
>> And M goes, "Can I have a $100?" >> Oh, it's this. >> Yeah. It's a Partle invite.
00:38:01
>> Okay. So, what I what I want to say this is sometimes you send me videos. No, I'm being real. This is like like
00:38:08
check out this silly video on like your Tik Tok. >> He does, >> right? And so then I'll click on it and
00:38:13
it's the most uninteresting [laughter] thing that you could ever watch. So in my mind I'm like, "Oh, it's just one of
00:38:19
his silly Tik Tok." >> Sure. >> It says McCone is 27 and has >> I don't even read. If I see a square
00:38:24
thing and it looks like a video, I I I just I I just ignore it. >> You can't participle Bobby.
00:38:28
>> You can't participle. >> You got to c you write in a text what it is. >> Yeah.
00:38:33
>> And then send it to him. Partle [snorts] he's never going to open. >> I don't know what it is. He doesn't know
00:38:36
how to do that. >> I I I do know how to press a button. >> He doesn't know how. >> Yes, I do do. I I can do it right now.
00:38:41
>> Well, then why didn't you do it for his birthday? >> Because I thought it was a Tik Tok
00:38:44
video. >> I'm sorry I'm raising my voice. Yeah. And you're leaving Tuesday and we're
00:38:48
going to miss you. >> Wait, where you going? >> Back home. >> Oh, no. >> No. >> Yeah. And and and so is your mom.
00:38:54
>> Yeah. >> How long are you guys going to be gone for? >> Well, she's going to be gone for the
00:38:58
whole year. >> Yeah. >> Until Trump's out of office, I guess. Huh? >> Yep. [laughter]
00:39:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, you're going to be gone for the rest of the year? Yeah. >> And then maybe come back next year.
00:39:07
>> Yeah. Cuz immediately when I get back, my school starts. >> Okay. So, what I want to ask, and it's
00:39:13
not a personal thing, right? But you guys have two younger brothers. >> Yeah. >> Who I don't know at all.
00:39:18
>> Can they come instead? >> They don't have visas. >> They don't have visas yet.
00:39:22
>> Okay. Get them a visa, Bob. >> Get them a visa. I'll get them a visa. Yeah. >> Now, um here's my worry, Andrew. And if
00:39:28
you can if you can help me because we have I have familiars living with me, [clears throat]
00:39:32
>> you know. Um, and you are a familiar. Um, you call them gung farmers. I call them familiars.
00:39:37
>> I actually call them goop farmers on accident, [laughter] >> but gong is the right word or gong. Gong
00:39:43
sounds more rich. >> So, um, it does. >> And it gong does sound more rich. Yeah.
00:39:47
[laughter] Yeah. Yeah. You g piece of [ __ ] What you doing on my neighborhood or whatever?
00:39:51
>> Get out of here, you [ __ ] gong farmer. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Anyway, um, they [laughter] that another
00:39:58
transition. >> Yeah, >> another transition. Oh, he's transition. >> I'm transitioning. Okay.
00:40:02
>> [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Get another five. >> 30. >> Yeah. $30.
00:40:08
>> So, uh, my your mother is my housekeeper essentially. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. She's going to be gone for 3
00:40:16
months now. >> Yeah. What are you going to do? >> Well, she promises me that this one
00:40:21
right here um will clean. >> Pick up the slack. Huh? >> Yeah. But she won't. >> Yeah,
00:40:25
>> I will. >> No, you won't. I will. >> So, what I'm asking you is, do you know anybody that can help me clean? I will.
00:40:32
I swear. >> No. No. You don't. You don't. >> I will. >> If it's front row Justin Bieber, you
00:40:38
will. [laughter] >> That's exactly. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it's Sabrina Carpenter, you will. All right. Clean
00:40:44
the house. You won't. >> I already promise you I'll clean it. >> YEAH. BUT WHEN YOU WHATEVER YOU
00:40:48
[laughter] YEAH. BUT WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE IT, IT'S NOT GOOD. What's this? >> Topless cleaning.
00:40:52
>> I DON'T WANT THAT. Turn that off. What are you doing, Carlos? >> Carlos. Carlos, what are you doing?
00:40:57
>> Oh, Dreammaid. >> No. No. Carlos top. >> Is that who you use? Dream made. >> No, I just do it myself.
00:41:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> How about Mone? Mone can clean your house? He always says he loves cleaning
00:41:06
houses. >> Mhm. >> Are you good at cleaning houses? >> I'm pretty good. >> Yeah.
00:41:10
>> On my own, but other people >> for money. He can be good. >> You could if I gave you Let me
00:41:14
>> You don't think Bone's better than me? >> Yeah. >> Whoa. >> Yeah, because he he's scared of me.
00:41:22
>> Yeah, he is. That's true. >> Yeah. You're not. You It's It's like living with a fourthdimensional ghost
00:41:27
[laughter] >> when everyone's gone. That's so true. >> We don't say hi. We don't She doesn't
00:41:32
acknowledge me. >> NO, [screaming] YOU DON'T. >> NO, YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE ME. IT'S FINE.
00:41:37
I DON'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU EITHER. >> RIGHT. But what I'm saying before the
00:41:40
lobby and you're just like, >> "Yeah." All right. So, I I NEVER MADE THAT NOISE. [laughter]
00:41:48
I'VE NEVER MADE THAT NOISE BEFORE IN MY LIFE. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. SO, what I don't want to get
00:41:54
angry. I was trying to be calm. >> Take it easy, baby. >> I know. I'm trying to run. This is what
00:41:58
he was like in Uno. He was >> slick back Bob. Be slick back Bob. >> Yeah. I I betrayed even my girlfriend at
00:42:04
Uno. >> Be slick back Bob right now. You're good. [snorts] >> Slick back Bob. [sighs]
00:42:09
>> That's Slickback Bob. There he is. >> I need help. [laughter] >> Cuz I live in a house. She's not going
00:42:14
to do it. >> She's not. >> Yeah. >> I have you. I have someone that's amazing. >> Yeah. So, thank you so much for that
00:42:18
help. Would love to present her your way. >> No, you're done. How about this? >> I'll give you a shot.
00:42:23
>> Yeah. She has to prove herself. >> Yeah. I'll give you a shot. I'm so scared. So, you're going to you're going
00:42:28
to fold my underwear the way your mom folds them? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> No, you're not. [laughter]
00:42:34
>> No [ __ ] way. >> No way. You're just going to throw them in there where they get all crinkly?
00:42:37
>> I will. I'll call her. I'll ask how she folds it. [laughter] >> Yeah. No, no, no. This is what she does.
00:42:42
This is what she does. >> Have you never seen them? Her You never seen her do it?
00:42:45
>> No. >> Oh. >> So, what she does is she'll put clothes in the dryer, right? Then I'll come
00:42:52
home, right? Mhm. >> And there's a literal pyramid of clothes on top of the dryer.
00:42:57
>> And those are the clean ones. >> Those are the clean ones. While she's washing other things, right? The pyramid
00:43:02
becomes bigger and bigger. >> Right. And then it becomes Giza. [laughter] >> The pyramid of Giza. It is. Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:10
And then I'm like, and then what happens when you dry clothing and you don't fold
00:43:14
them immediately? Tell me what happens. >> Wrinkles. >> Wrinkles, baby. Wrinkles. Wrinkles,
00:43:18
baby. Right. >> Building the clothing pyramid of Giza. >> Of Giza. Yeah. And so that's what I
00:43:24
don't want. >> Right. Also, this is not >> But this is going to come. >> No, she's not.
00:43:28
>> Fold your clothes. >> A 90-year-old lady is going to outsource it. >> You're outsourcing a 90-year-old lady.
00:43:33
That's insane. >> That's crazy. That's crazy. She can do >> She has apps. >> She has She has cleaning apps.
00:43:38
>> Yeah, SHE HAS. >> OH, ABS. [screaming] OH, ABS. OH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS likeoop [laughter]
00:43:44
has a phone. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Clean this room. [laughter] >> Room clean. >> Clean. Yeah. Hey,
00:43:52
you got to prove yourself somehow. >> I will. >> You know what you should make her do?
00:43:56
>> What? >> Clean the outside of the house. It needs a good washing cuz of all the dirt from
00:43:59
the trees and the storms. >> He He doesn't even care about that. >> Yes, he does. I do care matters.
00:44:04
>> Smells like vinegar because of it. >> No. [laughter] >> What do you mean by that?
00:44:11
>> And there's so much stains everywhere >> and it's just his shirts laying out in
00:44:16
the sun and it's like all kinds of colors out there. Even our mom gave up on it.
00:44:20
>> Yeah. >> Oh, you you don't make that noise. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> I made that noise.
00:44:28
>> Yeah, that's another five. >> It's like 40 bucks now. >> It's 40 bucks. >> You also repeated me twice. And we're
00:44:34
we're off to We're cruising. >> We're cruising. Yeah, >> we're doing I'll give you I'll give
00:44:38
>> I That's another one. I just repeated cruising. Yeah. Another five. >> THAT'S AMAZING.
00:44:43
>> THAT'S NOT [screaming] A THING. OKAY. [laughter] >> You've never repeated a word that I've
00:44:48
said. >> I don't like to sound like you. [laughter] >> Okay. All right. That's fair.
00:44:53
>> Okay. >> Here. >> Anyway. >> Yeah. >> If [laughter] I say >> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
00:44:58
>> Anyway. Anyway, >> the thing is is this. [laughter] >> I'm going to That's another five. I'm
00:45:05
going to give I'm going to one day I'm going to I'm going to move a couch. >> Okay.
00:45:10
>> I'm going to look underneath. See, there's there's a difference, Andrew, between
00:45:15
Surface cleaning. Yeah. And deep cleaning. You got Give me the difference. Tell me some of the
00:45:19
difference. >> Surface cleaning is when you're just going over just what's uh to the eye.
00:45:23
What's available? What's available to you? Deep cleaning is what's not available. Under the beds, under the
00:45:26
couches, behind the refrigerator. You got to pull that thing out. >> You got to pull that thing out.
00:45:31
>> Yeah, you do. >> Can I deep clean once a week instead of every day? [snorts] >> No. No.
00:45:37
>> Every day deep clean. >> No, not every day deep clean. You do clean every day? Yeah.
00:45:42
>> Deep clean once a week. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Maybe twice if it if you feel like it.
00:45:46
>> If I feel like it. >> Yeah. And I'm just going to do >> that symbol. [laughter]
00:45:51
>> That's how you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you're going to like, oh, okay.
00:45:54
>> And then you're like, I'm busy. >> Well, I got >> I got things to do. Yeah. So, what's
00:45:59
your job? >> The baby can clean. >> Yeah. The baby >> That baby can clean. >> One years old now.
00:46:03
>> Yeah. Once you're one, you can start cleaning. >> Can you walk? >> Yeah, >> he can clean.
00:46:07
>> The baby [laughter] >> If you can walk, he can clean. >> Baby's obsessed with you, too, Bobby.
00:46:12
>> Yeah. The baby's walking around a lot. >> Yeah, the baby's saying my says my name
00:46:16
all the time. >> Yeah. >> How? >> Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. >> Oh, so it's clear. >> Even if if he hears me in the phone,
00:46:23
he'll yell my name. >> We ask him like, "Who's your favorite person?" He says, "Bobby."
00:46:28
>> We should get him on the show. Can you get on the show? >> No, he's too young.
00:46:31
>> Let's put him on the show. >> Yeah. He He He'll cry. He doesn't He can't conceptualize what this is. All he
00:46:39
says is this deep gross orange. [laughter] You're talking about me? >> No. >> Yeah. And this color I It would freak
00:46:48
him out. >> Yeah. Too much. >> It's too much. I get it. >> You see all these paintings? He would
00:46:51
think that he was in another world. >> He isn't here anymore. This is another world.
00:46:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm sad that you're going to go home. That sucks. I mean, that's good.
00:46:59
>> So, what do you what So, since you've been How long you've been in America? >> Like four months.
00:47:03
>> Four months. What have you been doing? >> I've been um >> Have you learned anything?
00:47:08
>> Yeah. What have you been doing? Like I've just been walking around and thinking
00:47:13
>> Huh? >> I've been walking around. >> Yeah, I I'll drive around. I'll see that
00:47:17
I've driven past you before and you don't even acknowledge my presence. >> Wait,
00:47:21
>> I do. You don't acknowledge me. >> Yeah. >> Where are you going? >> I'm going to like the coffee shop. Going
00:47:27
hiking. >> You going to Alfred's? >> Yeah. >> That's the only place you're going.
00:47:30
>> No, I'm going to >> Give me some other coffee shops in that area. >> Like the books and coffee one.
00:47:35
>> Oh, the books and coffee. Yeah. >> Yeah. There's a witch. Have you ever been to the witches brew or there's a
00:47:40
there's an [snorts] >> No, but I just think uh this is America. >> What have What have you been doing?
00:47:46
Walking. Yeah. >> Coffee. >> Coffee. Yeah. >> Nothing. Really? Nothing. >> So, you really took advantage of
00:47:53
>> coming to America. >> And she'll do stuff like this. I'll go, "Hey, me and my girlfriend are going to
00:47:56
go to dinner. You want to come?" She goes, "No." >> What do you eat? >> Um >> Oh. Oh. Oh. [laughter] Oh. Thank you for
00:48:02
asking. I I'll tell you what they eat. Like >> Chipotle every day. I'll tell you what
00:48:07
they eat. What? >> Thank you so much for asking. >> Okay. You're welcome. >> Thank you. What they eat is um two weeks
00:48:13
ago I ordered sunundang. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> Okay. Mhm. >> Which is short rib. It's like in a stew.
00:48:20
There's carrots in it. It has It's like a Vikings like of meal. Right. It's the best.
00:48:24
>> It's the best. >> Dun dang. Right. It's been in my fridge for two three weeks.
00:48:29
>> Okay. >> Right. And the other day I just see them eating meat. >> Just like a bone and meat.
00:48:35
>> Mhm. I'm like, "What?" And they're like, "Oh, it's from And I'm like, I can order
00:48:40
you a new one. >> Why waste you?" >> That's right. Why waste? >> You think meat for 3 weeks in a fridge
00:48:45
is fine? >> I'm not going to eat it for them. It's got to be >> I know. But you think that you would you
00:48:49
eat meat in your refrigerator that's been there for two or 3 weeks? >> No. >> We're not having diarrhea, so it's good.
00:48:55
>> Yeah. >> What do you mean? >> Well, it's What do you mean, Carlos? >> Diarrhea. Point. She's Filipino stomach.
00:49:01
It's different. A better question would be, why is it in there for 3 weeks? >> Yeah.
00:49:06
>> Why throw it away? Why 3 weeks? >> We want to keep it. >> They want to keep it.
00:49:09
>> Oh, it's you. >> Yeah. You think it's me? >> Keep it in your room on the floor then.
00:49:13
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> On the room in the floor if you like it so much. >> Yeah. It's just stacked with old food.
00:49:19
>> Yeah. >> And they they And then I'll go, "Hey, I'm going to get Postmates." And they're
00:49:22
like, "We don't want to eat it." >> Yeah. But that's good. They're not wasting money. THEY'RE NOT
00:49:26
>> I PAY FOR IT. >> They're not wasting your money. >> I don't care. >> You should.
00:49:30
>> Why? You should. [laughter] What? >> I don't want to get in an argument with you. I I know you did. That's an ism of
00:49:38
yours. >> Okay, but give me a breath. I'll give mone $5. >> Well, so 95 I owe him cuz I already gave
00:49:43
him $100 the other day. >> Yeah. It's an exhausting breath that you do. >> Sorry.
00:49:48
>> All right. And um >> I'm going to tell you why I'm concerned about your money. I used all the money
00:49:52
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00:53:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> But what I'm saying is if I'm getting a sandwich or a bagel shop
00:53:15
>> and I go, "Hey, you guys want to get a little breakfast bagel thing in the morning?" And they're like, "No thanks."
00:53:19
And then they'll go to the fridge and eat the three week old meat. >> Oh, it's good. They're cleaning it out.
00:53:25
>> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Want to clean it first and then we'll say yes once. >> You guys want to come over to my house
00:53:29
and eat all my expired [ __ ] in the fridge? >> You're more than welcome to. It's always
00:53:33
in there. We got so much [ __ ] in there. >> A lot of bananas. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah.
00:53:37
>> Banana bread. Who makes banana bread? It's just bananas. Bananas. >> Can you make banana bread?
00:53:41
>> Mama can make banana bread. >> Can she for me? Tell her just for me. >> Yeah,
00:53:45
>> cuz she's still >> She has a bakery. >> She's still got a crush on me, right?
00:53:47
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. I like that. >> Love that, dude. She's leaving me. [laughter] >> Maybe. Maybe I
00:53:53
>> What do you mean? >> She's going back to the Philippines. >> I know. They'll be back.
00:53:55
>> Maybe I should go with her. >> I'll be back. Yeah, they'll be back. >> I leave my life here in Los Angeles for
00:53:59
your mom. >> Be such a great story. >> Yeah, but what about our dad? >> What about him? [laughter]
00:54:06
>> Yeah. What about your dad? What about him? >> I'm sorry. >> I'm the new guy in town, pal.
00:54:11
>> He's the new guy. He's the male version of Pippy Longstalking. >> Imagine me at a [ __ ] village in the
00:54:18
Philippines. >> You'd be king. They'd be scared. >> Oh, yeah. All the girls would
00:54:23
>> Let's do it. Let's No, no, no. >> Come on. LET'S RIP APART OUR LIVES. [laughter]
00:54:28
>> NO, NO, NO, NO. There's no golf courses. >> How many redheaded people do you see in
00:54:32
the Philippines? >> I've never seen >> Wow. Wow. >> That's me. >> Yeah. With my wife. Could be
00:54:37
>> white guy enjoys holidays. >> You and honey. [laughter] >> He's in a tent somewhere.
00:54:42
>> Are there black people in the Philippines? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Um like um our native um people.
00:54:48
[laughter] >> What do you mean you're native people? >> You saying people native to the
00:54:52
Philippines? >> Yeah. They're like >> So there's like a Detroit in the Philippines. Okay.
00:54:57
>> This this gentleman [laughter] >> it's the indigenous people. >> Oh, is Oh, she she does look black.
00:55:04
>> There's negtos. >> WHOA. OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> LITTLE black person.
00:55:10
>> Yeah. Well, that's for Spanish. It would be >> That's our native people. >> Yeah.
00:55:14
>> Wait a minute. The name is Nito. >> Yes. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:19
>> Wikipedia. >> It says, "Soom in up top." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You say it then because you're Spanish.
00:55:25
Read the whole thing. He's got to say it. >> Thanks. >> Okay. >> It takes it off of me. Yeah.
00:55:29
>> The word negto. [laughter] >> Beautiful. >> Yeah. For you. >> Spanish the diminitive of negro.
00:55:35
See? Negro. >> Yeah. Yeah. Very good. >> Keep going. Keep going. >> It's used to mean little black person.
00:55:41
>> Yeah. >> Yikes. >> So, the lot Yeah. Doc Willis is out there. Yeah. So, you do have indigenous
00:55:47
black people that live in um >> the Philippines. >> The Philippines. >> Were you are you friends with any of the
00:55:51
indigenous people growing up? No. Why not? >> Why not? >> They live in other um islands.
00:55:56
>> They live in the other islands. Cebu, >> right? >> South Central. [laughter] >> Southwest.
00:56:02
>> Southwest. Yeah. Yeah. Southeast. >> Yeah. Souththeast Central. >> Yeah, South Central
00:56:06
>> or Southeast Central. >> Yeah. Um, is there Do they have gangs? [laughter] >> Gang?
00:56:11
[snorts] >> There's no like, you know, >> it's a good [laughter] tribe. >> All right.
00:56:17
>> We do have gangs, though. >> Okay. What What are the gang names in the Philippines?
00:56:21
>> Do you have gang names? >> It's flip-flop boys. The flipflop. [laughter] >> The flipflop boys.
00:56:28
>> The flipflop boys. >> They're up to no good. >> Yeah, they're up to no good. The flip
00:56:32
flop. >> Flip flop boys are bad boys. Yeah. Yeah. >> What are the name of the gangs?
00:56:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sigu Sigu Sputnik. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sputnik. >> Yeah. That's insane.
00:56:41
>> One of the largest and most well-known syndicates in the country. >> Oh my god. Wala gang, you know. Yeah.
00:56:46
>> Bahala. Bahala. >> Bahala. I I'm a part of the war gang. I don't know if you know that.
00:56:52
>> What's Bahalala mean? >> War. It's like um a specific group. >> War. [laughter]
00:57:04
WATCH IT. WATCH IT. WATCH IT. [screaming] [laughter] >> We're going to get in trouble with the
00:57:11
worry worry gang pal. [laughter] >> Uh, just a note. Worry worry gang. We're just joking.
00:57:17
>> We're just joking. >> You don't want to [ __ ] with that guy. Is that Is that a worry worry gang member?
00:57:22
>> What? >> A Bahala. >> That's a Bajala. >> No, we like them. We're good. We're good
00:57:25
with all of them. >> Yeah, we're good with all. Let's go. Um, [laughter] >> Kuratong Kurang.
00:57:31
>> Yeah. Did you like that? Did I sound close? >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Go back. Go back to to the names.
00:57:39
>> Go back to the name. >> All right, there we go. The last one is uh >> Yeah, >> vigilante group in the 80s.
00:57:47
>> Oh, they're gone. >> Do you guys have What's wrong? >> Nothing. I'm listening. [laughter]
00:57:53
>> All right. Do you know any gang members in the Philippines? >> No, but I remember in the village that
00:57:58
we used to live >> Yes. There's there was this a group of guys and oh we're like we're g we're
00:58:05
gang members so you have to do the [snorts] >> what is it the initi >> let me guess let me guess. Yeah I let me
00:58:11
guess. I didn't let me guess. >> What's the initiation of the gang? >> Oh what's the initiation? You have to
00:58:17
>> No, we will go to the forest. >> Oh [snorts] wa whoa whoa whoa. Slow down. >> Okay.
00:58:21
>> Okay. >> What's going on? >> What's going in the forest? >> Is it Is that where the NEW [laughter]
00:58:32
That sounds scary. [laughter] >> We go to Paris. >> What's going on? >> Yeah. What's going on there?
00:58:40
>> What are you doing in the frog? >> Yeah. What are you doing for me? >> Have like dead frogs and they [laughter]
00:58:44
WOULD BE LIKE, "EAT THIS." >> OH, you have to eat a dead frog. >> You have to eat a dead frog. That
00:58:47
doesn't sound that bad of an initiation. Yeah, they psychedelic frogs. Then after
00:58:51
you get a spanking. [laughter] >> Not tough games. >> You tough at all. >> They spank you.
00:59:00
>> They spank you with a paddle. Have >> you done it? >> No. I I I said no to the spanking.
00:59:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you can say no. >> You can say no to the gang. >> Yeah. I'll eat the frog. No spanking.
00:59:10
[laughter] >> You can just say no to a gang. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Sopranos. Sopranos. Tony's like, "You're
00:59:16
going to pay us what you owe us." The guy's like, "I don't want to." Like, "Okay, [laughter]
00:59:19
>> what can we do?" Yeah. What can we do? So you said but did you eat the frog? >> I just like licked it.
00:59:24
>> Oh, you licked Is it psychedelic? >> No. >> It must be psychedelic. >> Like a gross just like a nasty punch.
00:59:29
How do you find like dead frog? >> Oh, it's a dead frog. >> Have you done that? >> No.
00:59:33
>> No. >> So wait, that's too young. >> When you say initiation, that means you'd be in the gang once you did it. So
00:59:38
did you get in the gang then? >> You had to let him spank you to get in the gang.
00:59:42
>> It's not a real gang. >> Yeah, I think it's just >> Oh, it was a fake gang. >> They were like, "Oh, like we're real.
00:59:46
We're like we're bloods. >> [laughter] >> There's bloods out there. >> Is that what you're saying?
00:59:51
>> They're certainly not. >> They're certainly not. >> That's what they said. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:54
>> They were lying just to spank you. >> Yeah. >> We had the frog bloods. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:59
>> They are active blood gang members in the operating sets in the Philippines. >> Well, we're wrong. Yeah, we're learning.
01:00:04
Yeah. >> Oh, in Sibu. >> In Sibu. Wow. The True Brown Style. [laughter] >> The name of the game.
01:00:12
>> True Brown Style. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. >> True Brown Style. Yeah. So, have you run
01:00:19
into true TBS? >> And we should say something to the gangs. Yeah. Philippines. >> We love you guys.
01:00:24
>> We're in the middle. >> We are big fans. >> We're corrupt cops. >> Yeah, we're corrupt.
01:00:28
>> Like, if we were cops and we would do dealings with >> We let you go. >> Yeah.
01:00:31
>> Bobby, be careful. >> We don't want these guys to get mad at us. >> Well, I've been to Sibu many times, you
01:00:36
know. I've never run into a TBS. >> I haven't been spanking ears. >> You're in the bougie parts of
01:00:41
>> That's right, girl. Say it, girl. >> Wait. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Well, he went to Marie Gondon.
01:00:48
>> I went to Marandon. Okay. I went for a swim. I went to a swim in Maron. >> Many Gundown. Is that what it's called?
01:00:55
>> Yeah. So, Medig Gandon. I went and What did I do in Migan? Tell them. >> You recorded the podcast.
01:01:01
>> No. What about the goat and the feeding the children? [snorts] >> That's not Maran.
01:01:05
>> What is that? >> That's another area. >> Oh, but you're not going to give me props for that. [laughter]
01:01:10
>> You fed goats to children. >> No, no, no, no. >> I bought a bunch of spaghetti.
01:01:14
>> Yeah, spaghetti. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. What? >> Like spaghetti noodles? >> Hey, [ __ ] spaghetti. Yeah, that kind
01:01:21
of spaghetti. Yeah. And I bought a bunch of spaghetti >> and there was also bread and some a
01:01:25
little salad and went to a village, right? >> Everyone was naked. [laughter] >> Okay.
01:01:32
>> Coming out of the village, you know what I mean? A little bit. There was a goat
01:01:35
tied to a Right. A >> There's always a goat tied up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:40
>> Always. >> I just said it again. There's another five. >> Yeah. >> And I We had a truck. Yeah.
01:01:45
>> A van. >> And I fed the villagers boxes of spaghetti. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's
01:01:53
[laughter] >> And that story is in the memoir was signing yesterday. >> That's in the book.
01:01:58
>> Is that [laughter] >> Is that the author Bobby Lee feeding us spaghetti? >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:03
>> You just gave out >> Well, I want to try >> hard spaghetti. >> No, it's already cooked.
01:02:09
>> Cooked spaghetti. >> I didn't get dry noodles like, "Hey, you have boiling water. Wait,
01:02:13
>> you got to make your own pasta sauce. >> Cooked spaghetti. >> He told the story really bad. Like he
01:02:17
gave me kits to people. >> Yeah, meal kits. Yeah. >> I wish it was the other way.
01:02:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Just handfuls into a into their hands. >> Spaghetti. Spaghetti.
01:02:25
>> And they were they seem to be very happy about it. >> You did charity. >> Yeah. So, a little bit. And then uh and
01:02:30
then I did my talent show out there [clears throat and cough] >> which is um fun.
01:02:34
>> Yeah. So, I've done some stuff over there. I never ran any TBS or >> And you never want to.
01:02:38
>> You never want to. >> We respect and love the TBS. Do you have motorcycle gangs?
01:02:42
>> No. Do people have motorcycles out there? >> Yeah, it's all motorcycles. >> It's all mopeds.
01:02:46
>> No, those are mopeds. I mean motorcycles. >> Yeah, I think so. >> What's the difference between a moped
01:02:51
and a motorcycle? >> A lot of cc's. >> It's a much bigger engine. >> Well, because of the conflict that we're
01:02:56
in right now. I mean, Philippines was the hardest hit really in the beginning of this conflict in terms of gas and
01:03:02
all. >> So, what should we do about it? Can we do something? What are we supposed to
01:03:05
do? >> There's nothing we can do >> other than house Filipinos. >> Yeah, that's what I do. I do what I can.
01:03:09
You did what you did. >> Yeah. Yeah. Spaghetti and everything. >> Spaghetti. Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:12
>> 3 week old meat. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I can't believe >> black pools.
01:03:17
>> Black pools. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do everything I can. >> Negrito pools. [laughter]
01:03:22
>> Okay. Give me what's going on in your lives. Rudy, what are you doing? >> Yeah.
01:03:26
>> Babysitting. >> That's all you're doing all the time. >> That's your full-time job now?
01:03:30
>> American Dream. >> Yeah. >> We went camping last where >> we tried to invite you to Bobby, but
01:03:36
>> No. No. You never invited me. That's >> You got a Joshua tree or something? >> Leo. Leo Coro. That sound like home,
01:03:42
huh? >> Yeah. [laughter] >> When we went we we went camping uh up Lake Kachuma. >> Oh, I love Lake Kachuma.
01:03:49
>> And the [ __ ] dog I was like, "Oh, wow. She can she's like restricted. She doesn't have to we don't have to worry
01:03:54
about leash or anything." >> Why? There's a It's like fenced off where we were. And I'm thinking, "Oh,
01:03:58
this is great. She jumps into a like a brier patch and has burrs all over." I spent
01:04:05
>> like 3 hours picking out [ __ ] out of her [ __ ] fur. I felt so bad, dude. It
01:04:09
sucked. And then I was bummed cuz we didn't get the tent set up and I was like, "This is We should just go."
01:04:13
>> Oh my god. You must snapped. >> I did. I was so >> I told you about my cousin Andy and I
01:04:17
what my parents did. >> Huh. >> Oh, we go camping is what our dad said. And we're like my my cousin Andy and you
01:04:24
know me and also Andy's father, my uncle. >> Yeah. >> And so we set up a tent, right? We went
01:04:30
to sleep and when we woke up, they were not there. >> Andy and his dad. >> My dad and my uncle were not there. They
01:04:39
went to a hotel. >> That sounds right. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. And they drove back and they
01:04:44
sleep good. They're like, "You left us here?" >> Yeah. >> You would do that. >> It's camping. [laughter]
01:04:50
>> You got to learn that's at what is >> I know, but I'm 12. >> You got to You got to survive. Okay.
01:04:55
>> You got to survive. >> All right. But um let's go back to um camping. I I will never camp ever.
01:05:02
>> Why not though? >> That's I don't like it. >> I don't like it. I like every I like
01:05:05
fishing and I like all that other stuff around it, but I don't want to sleep there. I'll go sleep somewhere else.
01:05:09
>> Yeah, because we have buildings now. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Buildings are great.
01:05:14
>> Also, the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are.
01:05:17
It's >> You have a bed, though. Like a padding thing. >> Oh, you guys do glamping.
01:05:22
>> No, >> you don't have padding when you do when Yeah, you you could do like an insert
01:05:26
into a sleeping bag, but it's not that's not much. >> We did not do glamping. >> No, you did sleeping bag with an insert.
01:05:33
So, it's more padded. >> Oh, >> not on a cot. >> No. >> Yeah, but the ground's not that
01:05:38
comfortable. >> But you didn't sleep well because when you came home, you slept all day. So,
01:05:41
what happened? [clears throat] >> Because I couldn't sleep because I thought we would just die. [laughter]
01:05:47
>> That's exactly right. >> You don't camp. >> Did you guys cook? Did you guys do
01:05:51
grilling and stuff? No. >> Did you hear scary things outside of the tent? >> There was a guy screaming at his wife
01:05:55
>> like at 4 a.m. [laughter] What was he saying? What was he saying? >> First of all, I wasn't yelling at her. I
01:06:01
was talking to her. [laughter] He was screaming at his wife. >> Yeah. He was like, "You stupid [ __ ]
01:06:07
[ __ ] dumbass." >> Like, "What? Why are you doing that?" >> Whoa. Whoa. >> Now that is scary.
01:06:13
>> Yeah. >> What's going to happen? >> Yeah. >> He's screaming at her at 4 in the
01:06:16
morning. >> Yeah. >> Did anybody say, "Shut up?" >> No. >> How far away were the campsites from
01:06:20
each other? >> Uh, pretty close. >> Oh, yeah. Close. >> See, that's not also not camping.
01:06:24
>> That's not camping either. >> You got to be way out. Go camping. >> You got to be way out.
01:06:27
>> Yeah. You got to hike. You got to do >> I didn't have like a pepper spray. I didn't have a knife. So
01:06:31
>> you have to go. >> You didn't have a knife. >> Strange. >> You have to do what Ivanka and Jared
01:06:37
did. They went to that island. [laughter] >> All right. Took their shoes, went swimming.
01:06:42
>> Yeah. >> They swam to an island. That's right. >> Barefoot. They hiked >> up top of the mountain and then they
01:06:48
bought it. >> They bought it. >> All right. That's real camping. >> That's real camping. And that's what you
01:06:52
guys go to Albania. >> Buy a mountain. >> Yeah. That's a real Yeah, that's real camping. Was it not?
01:06:57
>> How did you know? >> And then build a resort. >> You did. Did Did you build a fire
01:06:59
[laughter] pit? No. >> You didn't build a fire pit and you didn't grill or anything?
01:07:03
>> There was no light. There was no light. >> What did you do for food? >> We sandwiches.
01:07:07
>> I brought sandwiches and mustard. [laughter] >> You brought sandwiches and mustard.
01:07:13
>> Yeah. What do you mean? What kind of sandwiches? >> It was just um just bread.
01:07:17
>> Just bread, lettuce, >> ham, cheese, and mustard. >> Prison food. >> Yeah, prison food. I I like a ham and
01:07:24
cheese. >> Making it in the dark. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> that sounds like the worst time ever.
01:07:29
You didn't just you didn't have a flashlight? >> No. >> Our phones. But then that was our
01:07:34
phones. And then we didn't have data. So at 10:00 a.m. we were just like, "What are we going to do?"
01:07:39
>> Yeah. >> Exactly. >> What? You know, it's like those cave people that that go what what are they
01:07:44
plunging? What do they call them? >> Spelunking. >> Spalunk. Spelunking. >> Yeah.
01:07:47
>> And they get stuck in a crack like this, right? And they get stuck and they're
01:07:51
like, I think I'm going to die. Right. But it's like you chose to be there. [laughter]
01:07:58
You spelunk. >> You did this. >> You spelunked. >> You know, I've never been in a cave
01:08:03
stuck in a crack. >> Never. >> Have you ever been? >> I'm thinking about it. I don't I'm
01:08:07
>> What about with that one dude that movie with his arm >> hours? 127 hours. >> Yeah. Yeah. He had a cut his own arm
01:08:13
off. I've just never been in that situation before. Do you know why? I don't go out there.
01:08:17
>> You don't do that. >> Yeah. When people are coming back like, you know what I mean? What happened to
01:08:21
your arm? Shark attack. Well, that's never will happen to me. >> Well, you do go in the ocean. I know,
01:08:26
but I tiger sharks. Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But in South Africa, no. >> Not going to go to South Africa.
01:08:33
>> Well, I've been in there a shark. [laughter] [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] >> You're fogged up again, huh?
01:08:49
>> Yeah. >> Big fog guy. You know it's a good episode if he's fogging. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
01:08:54
Oh my god. So, no camping anymore. >> No more camping. >> All right. Ever again?
01:08:58
>> Nohere. >> Okay. >> I think it's a good idea. >> I think that's a really good idea.
01:09:01
>> You don't need to camp. >> You don't need to camp. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. Well, you're comfortable
01:09:04
where you are. You're living in his house, >> living a good life. >> Yeah. I >> Oh, I'll tell you what I was going to
01:09:09
see. And I'm glad I bailed. I I bailed on Scary Movie. >> My buddy told me he was like, "It's it
01:09:15
didn't it didn't do it." Which sucks is I [ __ ] loved the first ones. >> I can't do it. [snorts] I just
01:09:20
>> But the original was so funny. >> The original is funny. >> You know why? It was a moment in time.
01:09:24
>> Yeah. >> I think it was just a great moment in time. >> Oh. Uh, wow. >> Wow. Wow. Wow.
01:09:30
>> Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. More money. Money money money. >> I'll say this. This might be the last
01:09:34
time that we see you on the show for a little while. So, >> probably a year, year and a half.
01:09:37
>> Yeah. We'll miss you and go have fun back at home. You'll be back. Maybe. We'll see.
01:09:41
>> It's It's funny. She's like, "I can't wait to go home." >> Yeah. >> You miss the Philippines like crazy
01:09:47
>> and I can't meet my my friends and this and that. And then she's my friend attitude to Tito Bobby a lot.
01:09:53
>> Yeah. I feel that. She's been doing attitude. Your attitudes. I mean, why? Why though?
01:09:59
>> No, cuz like the last time he was like, I went on a date and he was like, I want
01:10:03
to I want to meet this guy. I'm I'm going to I'm going to go to his profile. I'm going to message him. I'm like,
01:10:08
what? >> And we're going to miss you. >> We are going to miss you. >> And I And I also um believe that you're
01:10:13
going to miss being here. >> Yeah. >> I don't that part I don't believe. >> Yeah. I don't know. Oh, I think you'll
01:10:18
be you'll miss some parts of the states. You'll miss Rudy. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> You'll miss
01:10:22
>> prefers to be in the Philippines. >> Yeah. >> She prefers it. Will you want to go
01:10:26
back? >> Yeah. You want to stay here? Yeah. You're an American. >> You are. >> Yeah.
01:10:32
>> Yeah. >> But I mean, good luck. >> Yeah. Good luck. >> We hope you come back.
01:10:35
>> We hope you come back. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Say thank you for being a bad friend.
01:10:45
Great. Yeah. Woo. Woo.