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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends so anyway um let's start with uh
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start with love well let her start the show go ahead Rudy start the show hello
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everyone K
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hi yeah talk to the audience how are you guys I'm Jules or
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Rudy or whatever you want to call me and this is Tito Bobby this is Tito Andrew
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and over there we have Carlos andrees and M they know what the they know the
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show Al so what we want go into some of our biography so just where he was born
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and family and all and then me too and then okay we'll start with d and Tito
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Andrew is from Irish Ireland yes yes uh
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he's he's he's thir 38 years old sure um
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sure they moved to the US when he was 8 years old what city in Ireland yeah what
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city where are my family from in Ireland uh Chicago Chicago Ireland Chico is
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that's right Chicago Island where the bear is yeah where the bear is Bez yes
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the football team no she's talking about my mom oh wait andrees congrats on espia
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no boo I don't want to eat we're not doing that we're not doing that yeah let's go back to the biography um Tito Andrew has a cute dog
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he does um he has what's the name um name is you got it name is Curly Toops
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curly tops cly tops I love curly tops curly tops is okay let's go over to Tito Bobby okay Tito Tito Bobby is from North
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Korea yes that's true obviously and he moved to the US when he was 10 years old
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11 oh 11 years old 11 years old with his brother M and his AB say
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it abusive father abusive father I like the fist yeah that was nice yeah and
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then he got famous over a video where he got by a Down syndrome that's right
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that's right that's right you think that's what I thinking isn't that funny that is how he got famous well that's
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what Tik Tok or Tik Tok Tik Tok that is true they just called they should called Tik Tok facts yeah yeah the fact Channel
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or whatever tick yeah tick fax quick fax on ticka how about um Carlos where is he
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from o Mexico Mexico that's right what city in Mexico do you
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know um Mexico City Mexico City Mexico yeah and I don't know how he's that
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white but yeah whitewashing you know what Michael Jackson did at the end that's what he's been doing he's been bleaching his skin which is not okay uh
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we can say it this podcast will come out significantly afterwards but um congratulations to to espa uh in the
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Euro Cup one of the it was kind of it pissed me off it really it pissed me off
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so much piss me off British to win no way I did because they since the 60s
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yeah you guys always win everybody wanted England to win that game yeah just Spain wanted win England to win
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it's been 50 years and I'm going to say this just terms of uh players I think
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England has the best players right now yeah obviously not and don't give us a
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Spain flag emoji and we won Wimbledon too that is true that's true that is
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even more heartbreaking what's going on over there what's up with these Spanish players really showing up I think we
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always there no let me is something when you guys went to Africa and stole all those black
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people um yeah and you putting them on the ship no it was you guys you guys
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invented that uh mhm am I not right 100% yeah yeah you know why did you push them
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in the middle of the ocean and you know if they were a little sick or whatever what was that for what was that all about testing you're testing yeah oh
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s oh so you thought you heard a stereotype exactly right and you were like maybe it's wrong well was there was
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there a control to your experiment you had to have a control yeah can Spaniards swim most of them yeah I don't know I
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don't I've never seen a Spanish don't forget the Filipinos what whoa they went oh yeah
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that's right Spain went to yeah what's up with the colonizing dude yeah what happened down there you know what's so funny that should be that country's uh
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slogan don't forget the Filipinos Philippines don't forget what did you see at sinpia last night uh mcon I saw
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midsummer so great yeah have you ever seen a movie in the we talked about this on the show have you ever seen a movie
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in the cemetery in the summer no oh my God it's the best I bombed there once at a show and I you
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did that live show there oh I said no way and I I bombed so bad I was like I can never come back to the cemetery you
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died as hard as those that are around wor I think yeah it's one of the coolest venues that's it yeah it's one of these
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pieces of La that people don't know unless you're a local and it's beautiful it's great and you gather around I
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watched Kill Bill 1 and two last time I was there you know what let's watch your movie there what's what's next well let's see bring up the calendar oh there
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you go there you go uh Empire Records Brides made True Rance labomba the night
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The Nightmare Before yeah there's six left yeah I would do true go up a little bit more no let's go see labomba dude
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labom is great it's so good I had a dream too Richie that's the only line I remember
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from that hey say say let me hear you say that have you heard of Rich Val you you
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never heard that song before it's not like that it's don't
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[ __ ] correct us if you correct the host again I don't know I I can't you stepped on his continue I can't five
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times you talking [ __ ] when Bobby walked in Oh I thought they were just going I
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guess well look they're saying something but who gives a [ __ ] yeah yeah so and how awful does that
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s say you know it what say it the way you know it I was just doing it no the way you know it
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oh
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better better song it's more familiar creating a right right what do you
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think that's it that's a better version yeah I want to buy that record yeah or what about this classic
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oh oh oh what [ __ ] song is that I don't
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know what that is yeah that's a [ __ ] Richie Val song Oh I go I do the O
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really long it's way longer yeah yeah I love [Music]
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oh it's such a great song It's a white girl Donna and their love wasn't permitted because of racial tensions and
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that's what's gross about this country man and we're changing one step at a time yeah yeah yeah one step at a time we're trying o Donna have you heard that
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song no no she doesn't I I I had a girl Donna was her
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name since she left me I've never been the
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same cuz I love you whatever you got it yeah yeah but guess what you know how he
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died how yes tragedy guess guess the tragedy how he died like um you're
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psychic we know you're going to get it right the first time like like who's that rock star the Elvis
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Presley that's right he died on a toilet yeah yeah cuz he was too constipated that that way same wait wait
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you're saying that many many years before Elvis died right so Elvis is a
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hack he stole it he stole the death yeah I'm want to die on a to I'm going to die on a toilet somebody give me a pain butt of
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Sandwich wow I want to di on toilet Richie Val died on a toilet it was a tragedy because um it's awful not only
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did they they it took three huge acts yeah it that's like radio head Billy
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ish back then Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift dying in on one plane crash I imagine the tragedy crazy crazy um was
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it the Big Bopper Big Bopper yeah and um you got it the guy with the glasses you
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got it um come on [ __ ] what's his name the guy with the glasses give me the first name no no give me the first
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initial b Benny huligan no Benny hul what no uh B give me give me the
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last uh initial Z that's it's not that I
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don't think it's B either you [ __ ] liar what is it the song is it's BH I just the the song is like it's BH every
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day cler going down a roller coaster love
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light that will take Buddy Holly there it is Buddy Holly I got it I got it buddy H but still Big Bopper Richie Val
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and Bud Buddy Holly died in one plane and back then they were like huge Spirit Airlines it was Spirit Airlines yeah
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even back then it was even back it wasn't good yeah yeah Allegient maybe yeah crazy well speaking of dead
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celebrities and thank God we didn't call them out because sometimes we call people dead on the show Richard Simmons died and right after Shelly Duval died
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like back Tob back no Shannon dhy died what today no not or last night or wait
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are you [ __ ] kidding me bro yeah it's just been a bad we got three though yesterday right she's your age this week
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I know 53 God this is awful dude what is going on Richard Simmons I know how he
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died cancer as well I guess we're all going to get it and you just got to hope it's a easy one or one that doesn't hurt
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a lot I want the but hole kind you you're working on it yeah yeah your diet I know
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yeah I met him once my dad had prostate cancer which is good because you beat it if you find it quick oh really yeah yeah
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he was a lovely man um skin cancer oh he had skin cancer yeah well you he's he has that skin you know he's played out
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in the sun too much I think he played in the sun is such a funny way to say that what do you mean he's playing out in the sun too like he's a nyear old doing all
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that in the sun dancing in the sun yeah yeah and it's not good for the skin it can't be well it depends on who you are
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yeah but he was what if you're white yeah right you [ __ ] Filipino bastard okay
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no she's right we're not we're not supposed to be in the sun M we're supposed to be inside and you're supposed to be outside in the
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fields I get it back out there no but um what a bad day it was a
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bad day it's awful darker skinned people are less what did you just bring up are less likely to experience sunburn no
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[ __ ] sh Google can black people be in the sun longer yes [ __ ] Carlos by the
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way it is funny my when EP came over to my house and we were outside and he was like give uh give me some sunscreen and
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I was like come on you're black I need it oh really that's like stealing oxygen
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from somebody who's like who has like Co you know what I mean like at taking their tank at the hospital I need it
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yeah you don't need any sunscreen can I ask a I'm on the brink look at this sensitive question yeah and I I want to
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be able to approach it in a very you know um non-racist
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[Music] way okay I want to be delicate here Yeah
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dance dance lightly very lightly you know um I've been on a beach yeah you've
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been on beaches I'm a beach guy no you're not just for the story okay right
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she's right you've been to a beach Hawaii you go to the be I've been on a lot of beaches and that that's the truth
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I've been on beaches with you yeah but you hate being I know but I'm still I I didn't say I love being there I said
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I've been on them that's what we share in common I hate them I love you so much dude I have zero why am I there I'll
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just go to the pool why am I why am I there yeah I just don't like sand in any of my cracks and it gets in all your
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cracks and you have a lot of cracks I have more cracks I have triple craps I have triple cracks than most
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humans that came outd you're cracked up I'm cracked up anyway let's go sensitive
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thanks for the humor there I appreciate it but um I've been on the beach before
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and I've seen you know African-Americans you know at the beach at the beach which is great
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no come on what are you saying you've seen them at the beach yes but I've seen them put the oil suntan you know suntan
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lotion or sun or oil suntanning lotion suntanning lotion yeah yeah right and
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then they lay out you know and I'm talking about like Del R Lindo black you
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know I'm talking about go ahead and finish it I've got to try D I'm talking about Samuel Samuel
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Jackson black right successful yeah no yeah successful great God people
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spiritual no no like umbrella no umbrella just out in the sun right and I
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always think to myself and this is and here's where the racism might be construed as um what's the
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point what you doing I always want to go what you doing well what what what
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catching some beautiful vitamin D oh is that what it is that's just a little bit of vitamin D okay that's all I wanted to
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hear and thank you so much for cleaning that up thank you just a little bit of vitamin D I'll tell you though what's so funny nothing have you ever thought that
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no never oh my God I'm the only one in this room that has thought that look at
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me yeah yes are you being [ __ ] real right now why would I I I've never thought it
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though I I just literally just thought of it now in your mind you go to the beach and you see a black person at the beach and you go get out of
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here belong here that's you say go hey you get out of here no I just want to go up to then go and just go hi right and
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they're like What's Up yeah yo what you doing that's all and then they're going
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yo man I'm tanning I'll be like okay have a nice day I mean that's all tanning
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complete yeah full tan yeah you're 33 33 years
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ago or whatever you know what I mean but you know first of all this comes from a place of humor and jealousy okay because
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I can't be out in the sun for more than five [ __ ] seconds without it hurting it hurts I'm in pain right now I think I
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have a mini sunburn on the side of my neck and yeah you look red D I took out the trash can can I I take out the trash I
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fried it's disgusting I I belong in a basement in a windowless basement
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programming in on the dark web can I ask a theoretical question yeah what if
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though okay I'm put you know I'm doing my Bill Nye here dude I see it you see my bill you are a sign yeah yeah what if
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Blackness is infinite well black people are infinite forever no the color black that it just gets you
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can get black or black it gets at some point it gets so black right it just
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looks all black right but it gets blacker you know I mean scientifically
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and what are you saying I don't know I'm just but I I what I'm just it's a theoretical
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question can we ask Neil degrass Tyson yeah yeah yeah that's what is is black oh vanta black absorbs 9.96 that's what
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they're trying to get vanta black is what I'm saying maybe black people are trying to get vanta black right in the next Black Panther movie if vanta black
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isn't a superhero that's a character yeah yeah Fanta black yeah it's a beautiful I mean look at dude that dude
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look at that gorgeous yeah what's my favorite color on Earth black is the best black is the best color yeah it
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looks the best on every look at that's vanta black that's so black I've never even heard of that yeah yeah you've
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never heard of an black no zoom in zoom in on that dude zoom in oh my God wait wait zoom into the original theant black
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that guy holding it it looks edited yeah it looks fake like edited black wait zoom in a little bit you can hear it
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listen hey [ __ ] all right keep that in you got to keep that
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in that's funny that's funny [ __ ] teasing anyway Jes Christ I went to the
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San Diego Su once uh oh this and I learned that rhinos also get sunburn
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Rhino oh they do yes they do and they get into um mud mud to protect our skin
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so I never thought that a rhino would got how how does an animal born in the sun right not like how is that not
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progress they can get sunburned they're like one of the only ones that can whoa what are the animals in the animal
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kingdom that can get sunburn I think all of them then no theoretically all of them Lions can't there's so much fur
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M just as clothing and shap protect against a pigs pigs get sunburned hippopotamus
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Ward Hogs oh cute little sunburnt by the way little sunburnt Pig oh my God so cute how cute
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little bacon in the air little gual huh yeah by the way I had um you had gual I
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had gual the other night that's great oh my God is it good it's so hard to eat a pig cuz look at them look at how rad
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they are but boy oh boy no yeah sunburn is that a sunburned Pig yeah
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oh my God that looks like glit I have I have a question okay here we go this is
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what the good part of the shop okay I can't wait since since there's like a
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derogatory name for black people easy what about
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man is it Sunday today it's Sunday the Lord's day yeah I'm just asking what
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about for white people that's are that's like really really bad I mean we haven't
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come up with the best one but I'll give you some of them we're still trying yeah yeah cracker that's I'm just telling you
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that one yeah yeah white devil honky honky one um
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colonizer colonizer yeah um [ __ ] ass [ __ ] ass we get [ __ ] ass don't we no
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you get bit well I'm just telling you that's what
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happens but if you're yeah he says it so it's just there's no filter I mean he
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says it like you would say french fries yeah it's unbelievable there's a there's a term I it's w i g g a
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wigger wigger is that can you say that or that's a positive I think no well I
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think that's a POS I think that's a positive I put this in my first special I used to kids used to call me a wigger
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right um just as a scientist and this is not has nothing to do with race um
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what does soap do yeah that doesn't have anything to do with rice you set it up like it was going
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to wait what does soap do kill the bacteria on your skin yeah you know I was in the shower last night yeah using
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soap lathering it but in my mind I'm like what is it doing well look dude there's parts of the world that don't
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have access to soap and they get just as clean by water on their skin yeah so you're just washing off back dead skin
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bacteria that can just build up but you don't need it not really I mean dude we use it for for we use it
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for germs you need it if you're touching something that's bacterial you're touching raw chicken you need to wash
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your hands right because you don't spread disease but in the Philippines you guys use soap I mean for the do that
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terrible that's a legitimate question we have soap in build no that's not hold on
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stop stop of course what are you talking about no of course they do what are I've been there I used soap there what what
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do you do you guys have Irish Spring what no it's called Mud but anyway I know here look this up this actually
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is that a bad question I no it's leg I think it's a legitimate question well this is the Fe this is the this is a forever never ending race this is a race
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thing that I've talked to about many black friends white people don't use washcloths do you use washcloths
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washcloth wow you don't use washcloth either what what do you use I might be one of the only whites I know that uses
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a washcloth what is a washcloth though a little tiny towel in the shower that you use soap to get the reaches of your body
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not just soap in your hand you use your for your back and well I use uh uh this is another joke white people don't wash
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their legs was your have do you ever wash your legs no see white people don't wash their legs wow yeah I use one of
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those um loofs but the long ones what do you call them a loofah but not not not
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the spongy kind there's aof on the but the long the long sheet kind mhm and I put the soap on it that's a washcloth
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and I do the that's not a washcloth what is it cloth no are you washing with it
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it's not cloth at all it's what do you call that loofah sponge it's not even even a sponge it's the blue it's like a
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it's like plastic it's like a plastic no look it up no what are you [ __ ] I'm trying I
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don't know what what you call it hold on washcloth blue thing no it's not that
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it's Bob where the the fourth one the fourth one that one the color ones
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rainbow color ones like a microfiber tow yeah I have
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that I have that what it says washcloth right on it you [ __ ] washcloth LOF a
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towel it's all the same thing the [ __ ] come on that's a washcloth it's a cloth
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that there's no cloth in it what are you saying it's a cloth is just a term for a [ __ ] woven material yeah that shirt
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is cloth it's like this is a metallic chicken if it's a regular chicken it's not a [ __ ] I mean what are you talking about is it a metal chicken
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yeah it's not a future Metal Chicken dude it's like a [ __ ] chicken dude you can't just use a [ __ ] word and
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then and then have it not be that [ __ ] element it's a washcloth there's no cloth in it dude it's a it is a it's
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a it is a broad term for for something in the shower used to wash other parts of your body oh so it's not made out of
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cloth [ __ ] doesn't have to be okay it's a washcloth nylon it's nylon washcloth
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that's what I use that's what I use like two minutes of the same but you know what I do
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though what I just people want to know my ritual okay I take two
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soaps so I lay it down on the on my you know I have a nice little shower I know you do you know what I mean and I I I I
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do two so I do I get like a body wash you know like an Axe really you're an
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axe guy no a ghetto axe then I put a high end in it and then mix the moistures the smells little science
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experiment science experiment you are Bill NY I am dude I'm so Bill NY right now B NY
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and and I really get in there so do you do that and I but the first thing I do
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is my legs I do I always do legs yeah yeah but that's also because I when I
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sweat and out my legs get sweaty I get sweaty legs do you immediately shower
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when you work after you work out yeah man I cannot stand not I don't like sweat on my skin okay I noticed in Soul
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cycle and I noticed you go to Soul cycle with the kalai oh wow I didn't know you
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do that and I noticed mostly white girls after after the workout they dry their
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underwear in the that's disgusting the it called the Dr yeah the air dryer
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thing what they dry out their panties in a [ __ ] what do you mean what's it called a hand handy the hand dryer yeah
00:26:39
I mean you know what it's called well they might not have the word sorry my bad in the Philippines you wash your hands and you just go like
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yeah okay okay so they wash their they dry their panties in there that's so [ __ ] gross go home and shower that's
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what I noticed I these white girls man these white girls are gross you know what's hot what the other day I was in
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my he's inside that hair dryer yeah right what the other day I
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found some female underwear in my bedroom I don't know who it's from but it was kind of cool were you sniffing it
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you did you little pig you sniffed it didn't you is that wrong I mean it's in your
00:27:18
house it's somebody that you had over so obviously no it's not wrong I mean it's not wrong then I did yeah if it's not
00:27:25
wrong I did I mean if it's someone that you know I don't remember you can't do it to some at some you never walk into
00:27:30
somebody else's house and do it would that be weird if I went to your house oh my God and sniff my wife's underwear oh
00:27:36
my god look stop stop stop for a second everyone you're getting angry and I just stop stop what I'm saying is what's the
00:27:44
problem it's so gross I know but what's the problem and you explain to me what the problem is your little greasy face
00:27:51
in her underwear I know but what's the what what harm is it doing I just said it your greasy little face in her under
00:27:57
I'll wash her what if I grabbed your wife's underwear sniffed it then wash it no and I said dude I will wash it after
00:28:02
I sniff it no problem get to wash it okay good hand wash though and I went and what if I went to the bathroom with
00:28:08
it oh no would that be weird yeah okay okay yeah would that would that cause a rift on our friendship yeah probably be
00:28:14
a little bump okay my bad dude thought you sniffing holy [ __ ] dude so insane now if
00:28:20
you sniffed mine fine yeah that's doesn't bother doesn't bother yeah okay
00:28:26
don't sniff I won't sniff th sniff what's what what are you confused about
00:28:31
I don't know it's just crazy it's crazy town it's crazy I will say I I notice
00:28:36
that when you go to certain people's houses some people give you a towel a
00:28:41
hand towel and a washcloth on top we always do that I provide when people come three towels a body towel a hand
00:28:49
towel and a little washcloth what do you when when people come when people come on and stay at the house family friends
00:28:54
visitors this is a very Bill n again I I don't think no take Bill one night out I don't it's not a science thing okay but
00:29:01
uh can I ask you a question yeah and would I I don't know how okay
00:29:08
over the years I think I've lost friendships over this I've had friends from San Diego I just had sheam Mage a
00:29:14
comic from Las Vegas and they say dude I'm going to be in La for a couple of days can I stay at your house and I
00:29:22
always go nah never right I unless they should know better you you would never
00:29:28
know but what I'm saying is you know if it's a woman that I'm seeing you know I mean dating yeah oh yeah I'm totally
00:29:34
fine with that right but for some reason like my bro my friend from San Diego guy you know what I mean like I want to be
00:29:40
there for four days I always go no I like I'd rather get you a hotel yeah but is the I'll pay for your hotel are they
00:29:46
hanging out with you that's the problem I don't know what they're up to but if they're coming to see you clearly they can stay at your house no so they're
00:29:54
coming to hang out with you but they can't stay I well I don't want them to come up to hang out with me then what would what do we come up to hang out
00:29:59
with you hey Bob I want to come up from San Diego I don't do that and I want to spend a couple days and that's the difference between you and I that I have
00:30:06
real friends no that's not what I'm saying that's literally what this is you don't have towels is it a towel problem
00:30:11
is that a towel problem no do you not have towels no I'm just I guess how do you dry off dude you standing out of the shower
00:30:19
just like shaking your body dry like what do you mean when I dry off
00:30:26
do you have extra towels for GU yes yeah he has a lot thank you so much for so why don't what are you going to
00:30:32
do with them if no one can use them I use them okay so they're your towels yeah I mean I use them like if I have 12
00:30:38
towels there's 12 days of towels you use a towel every day oh yeah you change towels every day do I not yeah that's
00:30:45
insane that's so how I do it every day it's America wow exactly yeah it's a great country okay because I don't know
00:30:52
I'm like I'm oddly clean Tito Bobby like his bathroom smells so good
00:30:58
it should even if there's a lot of poo stains it smells good for some reason
00:31:03
God damn it there's no poo stains woman yes there is no there isn't there sure is right so um like I do hang out like
00:31:09
so I want to tell you last night I was at The Comedy Store MH and finance is in
00:31:14
town yeah Ian we love we love Ian finance and uh the the other day we ran
00:31:20
into um this guy and he goes there's a Hollywood party Saturday night man you
00:31:25
know a lot of women going to be there and he s him front of me inan Edwards I me at finance and we were like I'm like
00:31:31
oh okay and but Ian was like let's go I'm not so Saturday night he's at the store
00:31:38
and I actually went you went to the Hollywood party yeah it was upill famous there we couldn't even get in what why
00:31:46
so I park my car right 5 miles up a hill we have to walk yeah it's 12:30 at night
00:31:52
we go and we go and then we over hear somebody in the car goes yeah you need a yellow bracelet
00:31:59
well I know not human you're like I'm wearing it yeah yeah not a human yeah you know what I mean okay like a Liv
00:32:06
strong like for I don't know what it no it's not like a yeah yeah like a Lance Armstrong no no
00:32:15
no no no no it's so um and we were outside this [ __ ] gate for an hour
00:32:21
not one person saw you and didn't go that's Bobby Lee let him in no and then the guy that invited you shows up shows up the guy invited us shows up and he go
00:32:27
goes oh don't worry about I we'll get you know what I mean and he keeps texting the guy and then all of a sudden helicopters appear cops yeah and then
00:32:36
all of a sudden ambulances and cops and and they're all now there oh [ __ ] going
00:32:42
in and my instinct is like leave I guess it's over yeah I'm gone no we're get in
00:32:49
the cops are there I know I know it's not a great story no
00:32:55
but did you you went did you guys try did they try to get in still no I made you go we left you guys it's not a great
00:33:01
story no it's a good story I'll tell you why I'll tell that story though because I've never done that
00:33:07
before never I've never been to a Hollywood Hills party before and not gotten in no I've gone to Tim Dylan's
00:33:13
house that's that's in the Hollywood Hill I understand that but it's a little different why because it's not like you
00:33:20
know what I'm talking about holwood you know where it's like Clubby but time out I think you're missing the I think you're missing what's right in front of
00:33:26
you we're doing the robotic chicken the metallic chicken thing again with the cloth is that what we're doing or what
00:33:31
Tim doesn't have any washcloths at his h no no dude uh Tim is famous he has very
00:33:38
famous people there it is a Hollywood Hills party I'll tell you why I I don't think it is and and you're right you're
00:33:44
absolutely right so what is it Andrew Santino is absolutely right thanks okay but I'll tell you why why I don't think
00:33:51
that why it's because they're all people I know because you're famous no I'm not
00:33:58
no what I'm saying is I'm famous in a certain way so it's like if I show up at a house and I see Whitney comings I'm
00:34:04
not I'm not like oh my God no I know but to the outside I understand that what I'm saying what I'm saying is I want to
00:34:10
go to a party where it's like oh my God decaprio yeah that right you never will go yeah I know well get over it okay
00:34:18
they don't want us there I know what would we do you've been there to where those parties no I haven't dude you're
00:34:24
going to make me so mad right now dude I've been to you've been I've been to a couple of like uh no you've been to Golf
00:34:30
Resorts in Washington or whatever yeah with super big guys yeah but those but
00:34:36
that's a party only people I know Gladiators party yeah the Gladiator part Gladiator that was Hollywood party still
00:34:44
very highend it was weird yeah no see that's what I'm saying I've never been there I say I have yeah you have let's
00:34:50
move on yeah you 100% have let's move on can I ask you a question
00:34:58
is a real question and I you know I've thought to myself with you I want to be
00:35:03
more you know open with you and honest okay okay when I got when I got off the stage
00:35:12
the other night when we did a show together you and your wife were standing there in that little opening yeah and
00:35:18
you guys looked at me with shame is that what the look
00:35:25
was yeah no what the [ __ ] are you talking about did I look upset you guys
00:35:31
both looked at me like you were upset with me I well I'll tell you why I was in why I was a little
00:35:36
upset I wanted selfishly I wanted to go up after you I didn't want because you
00:35:43
brought up another comic and then they brought me up which is fine but I I like going after you or vice versa I just
00:35:49
like that so I was a little bummed that I had to wait because I prefer to F I think it's a nice Synergy so I wasn't
00:35:55
upset at you but I do love when we're paired it feels good it's funny the rhythm is really good it's funny what
00:36:01
one mind does we assume all these things that aren't true yeah it's not true yeah
00:36:07
but you but but but you I was just bummed because I saw you were having great a great time and I thought [ __ ] I
00:36:12
would love to go up there right after you and have fun cuz I saw you guys do this I think your wife was doing this
00:36:18
like this yeah she's well she was airing it out she's got to air it out sometimes and she was like you guys were like yeah
00:36:25
yeah cuz we were because we knew we had to wait for and I go bye remember yeah and I had to wait for another comic and
00:36:30
I was like I'd rather go right after B that's what it was that's that's almost always what it is it's it's self that's selfish but I me can we talk about
00:36:36
though um if you ever had any grievances with me that you would say it or no
00:36:41
would you hold it into your soul no I would tell you okay I would tell you because I love you but I don't you're hard to grieve now some people in the
00:36:50
studio easier to to to grieve yeah yeah I got some vinces with some of these
00:36:56
people ining M well get it up because I knew you were going on a rant earlier mcon has made his way into my Social
00:37:03
Circle yeah he's found a way to infiltrate uh by the way and and and I
00:37:08
can't stop doing favors for him he's getting free furniture for his new apartment go I think you're doing him a
00:37:14
disservice I know I know I'm being real I I know I'm sorry okay no it's true
00:37:20
because what I realized over the years is it's in the struggle where we find it
00:37:26
and he doesn't get to struggle he's not struggling you're not struggling not anymore well so do you you never did
00:37:32
you're you're you're 2 what 4 25 oh excuse me Gary Oldman I mean like
00:37:39
what you've been in the business for a long time excuse me what 25 wow wow I we
00:37:46
struggled for at least a decade yeah a long time do you think we should decrease his pay no I'm just saying when
00:37:52
I look at you with him I'm like God he's giving him so much love I know I don't know I I'm having a time with and now
00:37:58
and then it makes me be the guy cuz I want him to grow yeah to be the dick
00:38:03
right I'm like in a position where I have to be the dick I'm being real that's what I realized you know and then
00:38:09
you you look at me with resentment and anger because I'm doing the I'm doing
00:38:15
more love I'm giving you more love tough love Tough Love Good Love The Good Love
00:38:20
Good Love that's the real love the real love I give you fake love he gives you fake love yeah I'm a phony baloney you're not you love him I do it's a
00:38:28
father son kind of connection but I'm just saying that it does him a disservice uh speaking of uh real love we were talking about you at dinner the
00:38:34
other night me and Spade and swartson um why why aren't I ever invited those you
00:38:39
were and you said no that's right all right yeah go ahead so annoying uh but
00:38:45
Spade Spade uh was choking about schwarzen the way he orders and he orders exactly like you order who does
00:38:52
schwartzon so does Spade he did a little bit but but he was well we made him we told him he was paying for the the meal
00:38:58
oh so he immediately was like okay slow down and Nick was like we'll get three more orders of the Toro Sushi with the
00:39:03
caviar on top you went to noou we went to another sushi place on another sushi
00:39:09
place we went to the other one I know that the other one and he goes can we get the Toro with the caviar on top and
00:39:15
Spade was like come on and sports goes six pieces and the guy's like oh okay
00:39:21
well you have six coming he goes keep it coming and Spade was like all right that's enough Alo tell some about Spade
00:39:28
when you're eating with him he sits like like a 12-year-old rich kid
00:39:34
like yeah like he grew up in Aspen yeah this is a [ __ ] seat and he's just like eating like this you know what I
00:39:40
mean and just it is really cute [ __ ] crazy it's so cute though it's so cute but you see everyone looks cuz he looks like a cutie and he stands up to talk to
00:39:47
you he stands up he lets you know yeah he does in the middle of the meal he wants to talk to you yeah and then here's another thing I hate about it we
00:39:54
love I know I love him I'm just saying so I go every time you go to the host and you have to go
00:40:00
I'm here for with David Spade and they look at you and they go
00:40:06
really and I go yeah how do how do you know that how do I know that he's here they
00:40:13
go okay and then they walk me and I'm like are you his driver yeah I mean that's
00:40:19
what it feel yeah that's what it feels like yeah they have to the hostess of a restaurant eyes me up and down you're
00:40:27
huh yeah you're was spit huh H in what capacity right and then I feel like I
00:40:32
have to explain myself but I you know usually they do it yeah and he's so not he's great got great he a sweetheart
00:40:38
anyway he's a little sweet prin which is there a there can I just say a cool thing that happened yeah it was one of
00:40:43
those things where I want to do for somebody else one day go ahead right I was with a date okay and we were in in
00:40:52
on the west side we're walking and we walk by this nice restaurant this is during the day and I see this older nice
00:41:00
lady eating a meal and then and Adam Sandler's there with her oh and Sandler
00:41:08
looks at me and he calls me over that's hot it's the best Isn't that cool to look like he go Lee what's up get yeah
00:41:16
yeah I go and he and S goes dude he looks at my dad and goes this guy what a funny guy what a great guy right and he
00:41:23
does one of these Taps and do like hey man it's good to see you you know what I mean yeah and I go I'll see you soon
00:41:28
I'll see you soon but it was just like one of those gestures where I'm like very good I I like you know I mean it
00:41:34
was like you know it makes you look really cool like I want to do that for somebody else you do do that for people
00:41:40
you say hi to people and it makes people feel good Mone no I want to like help a guy get
00:41:45
laid oh that would be tougher for you well I don't well what I'm saying is why
00:41:51
why you know what I mean is you don't have that transferable that's what I'm saying
00:41:58
well I don't think no no well you're not can't no what I said before was I would like to do that with someone and then
00:42:04
you're like yeah you can and then now I'm explaining it to you now you're like oh yeah you can well not get laid you're not going to help someone get laid no
00:42:09
you you so you don't think that you think a woman is going to walk up with a guy no no that's and then you see the
00:42:14
guy and you go hey buddy and then you say to the girl this guy is the man she doesn't care what you say that's what I
00:42:20
said before but then you then you put build me back up and now you shut me back down I'm so sorry but it's not going to happen I I know but don't don't
00:42:27
build me back up then I'm sorry I was already falling I'm sorry butter cup I apologize could you do it no but could
00:42:33
we don't have that power are you are you [ __ ] mind we don't have that power we don't have the power yeah yeah
00:42:39
ditto Andrew has the power thank you I love you Beau thing I do you have
00:42:45
Tito Andrew has this kind of power you have this
00:42:51
kind I think so I think so too love you Rudy I think so too okay can I tell you what I did a nice thing did I talk about
00:42:56
this on the I think go ahead a police officer held the door for me to get I
00:43:02
was going into Jersey mics and he held the door very politely for me and my lady and then I said you know I'm going
00:43:09
to buy his sandwich and and then so I got to the front and then I turned around and I said are you going to get chips in a
00:43:15
drink and he goes no why I said because you know I'll get the sandwich but I
00:43:21
don't want to get the meal deal do you know what I mean I'm not going to pay for the whole [ __ ] you know what I mean just a sandwich I'm kidding no but
00:43:27
I said do you want I said are you g to get chips and a drink he said no just a sandwich I said well whatever he gets it put it on there and I paid for it and he
00:43:32
looked at me so earnestly and he shook my hand and he said thank you so much I just very nice very nice of you and I said well thank you for um you know
00:43:39
because honestly how many people say anything nice to a cop during the course of the day I'm I'm being serious I'm
00:43:45
scared of cops well okay no you should be I had to go to a police station well you're [ __ ] illegal dude why are you
00:43:53
wait why are you scared of cop you had to go to the police station I'm just scared of them in general but I had to go to the police station to report my
00:43:59
missing passport and did they help you yeah but I was crying before I was going before I went cuz I was so scared of
00:44:06
them have you had bad interactions with them when you were a kid no so why are you scared just like the idea that
00:44:12
they're kind of superior right right you when you cry oh my God your eyes bulge
00:44:18
out yeah it's ugly cry no no like a cartoon [Laughter]
00:44:24
like yeah yeah yeah it's like crazy but were the cops nice to you they were
00:44:29
really nice so they're so then stop being so scared yeah after that I stopped being scared you changed your
00:44:34
mind yeah I'm imploring all of our fans to buy a cop of sandwich or something if you see you know what you're also good
00:44:40
at I say hi you another thing that you do is and I do it too you always say thank you for your service to military
00:44:47
people you should I do it too cuz I'm not I don't have the balls to do that so [ __ ] we should all say something
00:44:53
although when we were coming back from somewhere no no this made me laugh I don't know where we were traveling from
00:44:58
but you know when they call the air airport lines and then they say uh uh families military do you know what I'm
00:45:05
talking about of course I do of course I do there's a guy that
00:45:10
walks up and Bobby's like that guy's not in the
00:45:16
military I was like yes he he probably already served he's like no he's not a military
00:45:21
guy like you knew that he wasn't in the military I don't think he was you think he was you think he was stolen valor
00:45:26
just to get on the plane when you see a guy that looks like Ralphie May right
00:45:32
and going yeah I'm I'm in the Marines I'm like that's not the guy what is he
00:45:37
explosive guy I what does he do well he lays on the
00:45:43
bomb he's the IED guy yeah all all
00:45:49
good how about you mean you can tell sometimes sometimes he looked a little bit like he might have well but but look
00:45:54
he might have worked in the computer he might have just been a maybe but I'm just saying that guy shouldn't go he
00:45:59
when I say military you have to be either on a boat in a war so you're saying you know jumping over one of
00:46:06
those large [ __ ] you know you're doing a uh doing a with a net with the net a tough mutter you yeah you you the
00:46:13
wired fans and they're underneath crawling you have to be doing that you're saying you have to
00:46:19
be yeah that you have to be in shape military to get on the plane first that's what you're saying no he's he's just got to be like in military he's got
00:46:26
to be like a guy that were like yeah John war war yeah not you know what I mean get in the office and do whatever
00:46:32
right yeah right yeah yeah I can't do it I get it yeah and then it's also this it's like um what I just can I say
00:46:40
another thing yeah it's when they go all right people that need help to get on the thing on the plane I get it what a
00:46:47
headache right you mean people that are like disabled and my heart's out to you okay but there are some and I've tried
00:46:53
to call them out oh right where it's like they get whe up right I know no no stop right they
00:47:01
get right they get wheeled up right and then and then all of a sudden they're [ __ ] Carl
00:47:07
Lewis they get up and they start running to their [ __ ] SE it's like what is that that's deception and lies right I
00:47:15
don't like that and I I and I I and we should call that out don't you think we
00:47:20
should call that out no yes that's insane it's not that you oh you couldn't get from there to there but you can run
00:47:27
the rest I don't get it what what also you're right what drives me nuts is when
00:47:32
they say people that need help get on the plane and it's like one person disabled and nine family members that
00:47:38
get on with them I hate that and they're like we're all helping you're not all helping that's crazy I hate that that is
00:47:44
crazy here okay so one time Gabriel glacius right this is before us I love
00:47:50
him I love him too yeah this is before us which means you know I mean I wasn't
00:47:55
where I was yeah so I was you know I would do you know coach Coach Guy oh what do you mean
00:48:05
what did you say oh coach oh right right a flight coach right I was in Canada playing yuck yucks
00:48:11
mhm I know I was at the airport and I was like group nine or I like the the
00:48:18
last group you you're in the cargo yeah to the point where I had to like I there was no more overhead compartment space
00:48:23
so I had to wheel up my thing go can you check this right like one of those guys right I'm sitting there and I see Gabe
00:48:30
with his Entourage okay In First Class no they weren't just In First Class Gabe walks up to me goes what's up dude and
00:48:37
we hug all that yeah I go you same fly I go yeah same fly and he goes yeah we get
00:48:42
on before everyone like they get on before even you know what I
00:48:49
mean you know I mean all those guys right yeah yeah they get on before right
00:48:56
and I go for a split second I was like I don't like because if I saw this and I
00:49:01
was outside the you know I mean the circumstance it had nothing to do with me I wouldn't like it if I saw it you'd be pissed I would be pissed right but I
00:49:07
did go on you went with them I mean I'm not going to say no but then what when they go to first class then you just kept going back to the back the very
00:49:14
back in the middle seat in the back yeah yeah and then I couldn't even go but I got first I overhead but it's underneath
00:49:20
now I already I already checked it yeah anyway I know what you're saying though it is uh I don't like it what what is
00:49:26
this the what is that you're showing us the private celebrity friendly terminal yeah at LAX there's I moved on
00:49:33
that whoa is that new no have you done that it's new right there have you done that I don't know be honest have you
00:49:40
done wait St St yeah look look at me right now stop stop and cuz we were talked
00:49:48
earlier we're upfront and honest with each other yeah yeah yeah have you done that I don't
00:49:54
know have you done it have I don't know yeah you you have I don't think so yeah
00:49:59
when you looked at it you're like oh I know what that is what does it look like know what's that like it's so
00:50:06
cool it's so cool who's there they it's really cool I'm not a member I was
00:50:13
brought by a friend right and if a friend has a pass you can bring people and what you do is you park your car
00:50:19
there and then you see where all the planes are across right um you get to sit you can have breakfast drinks lunch
00:50:26
whatever and then they drive you in an SUV to the plane and then you get on from the outside stairs that go up to
00:50:32
the plane okay so what do I need to do to get there it's it's pretty expensive I think it's I don't know how much M it
00:50:39
well it says it runs $3,500 and then you pay a monthly fee and then other stuff what do you mean
00:50:45
$3,500 a month $3,500 is to get in one time no no no that's to to have the
00:50:51
membership and then you pay monthly fees and what is the monthly fee I don't know I don't I don't I don't do it I've just
00:50:57
I was a guest but I will say it's [ __ ] unbelievable it is okay so I I
00:51:03
so what can you zoom in cuz I can't read that far all right so all access annual fee 4,800 so $5,000 and then $750 per
00:51:11
person you bring with you a a time one time every time every time every time I see and then the private Suite rate for
00:51:19
four Travelers is that 3500 and then they valet your car and then and then yeah per person now let me think is that
00:51:26
worth it I don't think I think so it's so fancy why do you need it I mean look it was very it was very cool it was very
00:51:33
nice you know to to be a part of it but also I just don't know I don't know yeah I don't really we're of the people you
00:51:40
know who does that and I can just guess Burt and Tom 100% well they take private jets those guys are private jet guys
00:51:46
yeah I think Theo does that now probably they're more famous yeah you and I won't do it well they're more famous no let's do Southwest for Life I'll do Southwest
00:51:52
I don't give a [ __ ] I Fly Southwest I'm going to Vegas in two weeks I'm flying Southwest I don't give [ __ ] why do I I
00:51:58
love South I wouldn't say I love it you know that I don't right yeah you you
00:52:03
didn't I thought you were going to jump on me for that no but I'll fly it I don't I just don't give a [ __ ] to me too do you know what's like slay [ __ ] purr
00:52:12
I know Slay Slay Slay [ __ ] purr mhm slay is a term in the gay community that
00:52:17
means like go off yeah but [ __ ] purr I don't know yes [ __ ] purr it's the same thing but my friends like the girls they
00:52:23
say it you make the [ __ ] purr you better believe it not actual [ __ ] yeah
00:52:28
yeah yeah but like you say oh slay [ __ ] purr purr slave purr uh appropriating
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Gay Culture very good stealing from the gays give me another one that's what you're doing another one slay Queen it's
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a new one I don't I don't really use it but skibidi skid skid SK we started that
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our generation skibidi is a word that means nothing oh it's no it says it's
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bad like it's bad well let me tell you the the Today's Show says what cool dumb
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bad uses a filler word so how would you say it in a sentence I don't know it's the younger generation I know if it's
00:53:07
nothing it's like um ski how was the party last me what how was the party last night the it was all skibby dog no
00:53:14
that's not that can't be it that's it you sound like you sound like an old guy going hey young kid no I'm not no no no
00:53:19
no no yeah that sounds weird skibby toilet what skibby toilet I don't know what's skibbidy toilet see even you
00:53:26
don't know yeah stealing is Phantom tax stealing is Phantom tax tax phantom
00:53:33
phantom phantom or phantom phantom phantom it's got to be phantom phantom tax is known as Phantom income or dry
00:53:40
income is like a tax what are you talking about taxes it's that's what they're saying I know what I know I know
00:53:45
what Phantom tax is it's residuals for in our world yeah Phantom right residual
00:53:50
like you know sometimes like for instance Phantom tax an internet slanging term describing the theft of
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food f a n u m Phantom tax it's the theft of food between friends man the
00:54:02
future is [ __ ] it's [ __ ] what are we talking about Phantom taag stealing food from your friends so you so if you I
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have french fries go steal it here I'm going to charge you a phantom tax is that what uh skibby
00:54:16
no I don't [ __ ] I don't know I don't know when we were young though yeah do you remember I don't know if this was
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like this for you but like at lunch yeah I never okay my parents never my parents
00:54:29
worked I my mom never made lunch so I I had to buy lunch at school school lunches and all the time I didn't want
00:54:36
to spend money so I would steal or I just ask friends for their side [ __ ] or their leftovers did you do that no oh
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yeah you were rich I wasn't Rich I just wouldn't do I'd rather starve I would just be like can I have that no can I
00:54:48
have your Apple that's insane yeah people would go yeah I don't want it yeah and but that you would rely on it so some sometimes you probably got a
00:54:55
bunch of nose and then you didn't eat some days yeah yeah so you your mom didn't no I'm kidding your mom didn't
00:55:02
pack you a lunch no no no she never did but here's what she would do she'd leave me $2 on the on the planning desk on the desk by the door she goes there's two or
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three doll there and then what I would do is if I'm being real I'm not joking around now all jok aside I wanted the
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money so I would save the $2 a day and just steal other people so I had so I
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had so then by the end of the week I'd have five I'd have 10 to 15 bucks look up Korean school lunch what they they're
00:55:26
so good the you ever seen the photos of these Korean school no what do they give them what does that say grilled
00:55:32
Australian Shepherd dude that's at school dude wow that's insane it's it's insane like
00:55:39
that's an American school lunch on the left yeah yeah dude that by the way zoom in the the dude I am having flashback
00:55:47
nightmares in the top left the [ __ ] peas and carrots cut up they're hard as a rock they're not even cooked is so
00:55:54
[ __ ] gross if they fed that that [ __ ] was so gross it was so whack the Patty in the hamburger I I found an ice cube
00:56:00
in one in high school there was a full-blown Ice Cube in there by the way that that uh that carton of milk uh
00:56:06
never never was cold it was left out on a shelf oh there there's different states now well Oregon yeah of course
00:56:12
Oregon's better yeah way better yeah yeah well it's all CH wait what has the what state has the worst school food oh
00:56:18
let's guess what state has the worst lunch food high school or element what high school lunch food okay let me get let me try to guess um State um
00:56:25
Mississippi I don't know um Mississippi Louisiana [ __ ] we're right
00:56:31
next door has the worst in the country based on several F how many fruits and vegetables and the state is followed by
00:56:37
Idaho and the most popular lunch is pizza cheeseburger pizza cheeseburger that's good I
00:56:42
bet yeah pizza cheeseburger does sound [ __ ] good pretty good yeah wow that's
00:56:49
oh by the way I went when I was up in San Francisco at uh when I went to go golf at this place they they do a famous
00:56:55
they do a famous thing called um a burger dog look up Olympic Club burger dog this was dude I got here my buddy
00:57:02
took me as I was a guest this I could eat [ __ ] a thousand of these oh my
00:57:08
God they look so good dude I'm not even kidding you have one of these [ __ ] things and you're like I don't even feel
00:57:14
like playing golf I could just eat this all [ __ ] day I could eat a hundred of them they're so [ __ ] good and I don't
00:57:19
know why no one else does that looks so good it's it's like a Philly cheese steak almost a little no kind of yeah
00:57:24
kind kind of yeah I think we should wrap up by talking about the David changen thing that we did no oh yeah yeah yeah
00:57:30
yeah want the picture what no we don't have the picture I mean we were there
00:57:36
dude yeah I know what they look like I lived it you know [ __ ] God is he
00:57:41
bringing it to us oh no don't please don't bring it um did you see us do David Chang's dinner time who's David
00:57:49
Chang you know you don't support us we we we're trying to get you a visa to stay in this country you don't support
00:57:55
us you don't love us you say you love us you don't clean his house when you're supposed to you know I don't I don't
00:58:00
know who's David Chang you really hurt my feelings oh famous chef oh a very
00:58:06
famous chef so he has a Netflix show where that he cooks stuff for his friends we were on it live so Andrew and
00:58:13
I did it so good it was very good and I have to say go watch it on N he make oh
00:58:18
my God it started he started off with wagu sliders little in little Hawaiian rolls yeah wagu sliders you ate all of
00:58:25
it I didn't I couldn't stop wow I couldn't stop I dude I it's so good and then he made us um uh uh like lightly
00:58:34
fried scallops and lightly fried um crab crab crab so good then we had um Ramen
00:58:42
with more wagu in it with um t with spicy tofu yeah with um the burnt rice
00:58:48
burnt crispy Rice Crispy rice I mean yeah then he made us dude so they then he made a creme fresh um cheesecake
00:58:55
cheesec cake with with caviar yeah and the uh breading was um Ritz cracker
00:59:01
crackers right and then bunch of caviar and I'm telling you right now dude that
00:59:06
was the best thing I've ever eaten in my life it was so soft was is you know if you you know what do you think a cloud
00:59:12
tastes like if you could bite a cloud it tastes like I ate a little Slice of Heaven in my mouth and by the way Jesus [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] yeah yeah and he never
00:59:19
made it before the first he never made it before he improvised it he's a he's an he's a culinary genius and he's a
00:59:25
really dude and we did it people should watch it on Netflix and you should have watched it by the way yeah that is he better than your other Chef friend T
00:59:33
care who was the other Chef friend the one on the bear the mat mat mat yes they make two
00:59:39
different kinds of it's not competition okay there are two different styles I think during that thing though you know
00:59:46
I I think I over I think I overdid it up front because you you gave me a look what are you talking about when we did
00:59:52
the live yeah for some reason because it's live I'm like I got to stand end up and do things yeah you you put on a show
00:59:58
I tried to put on a show you're a showman I know but then you were sitting there you were looking cuz you were so calm in the pocket and I looked at your
01:00:04
eyes and I just through your eyes you were like you're doing too much well here's the funniest part Bobby forgets
01:00:10
we're miked up so he turns to me at one point he goes do you think I'm doing too much am I doing way too much and I go no but they can also hear you and he goes
01:00:17
right I don't know if it made the cut I hope it did I don't know if they cut it out but it's so funny because I was like
01:00:23
dude we're my top everything that we're [ __ ] you're right I think you're right I think you're right you weren tooo much here's the deal you're I'm
01:00:28
going to I'm going to end the show like this you're a showman you're a scholar you can and will help someone get laid
01:00:35
one day and you will crush tonight in front of Michael Bay he'll be begging to put you in his next film because that's
01:00:40
the future that lays in front of you you too is a great band and don't forget the 2026
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special on on Hulu Spain won today all that's that's all you get
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barely two okay and take what you get and by the way before you come here yeah I don't know if you need to stretch or something but something's not working up
01:01:01
there all right Rudy say goodbye to everybody thank you for being a bad [Music]
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friend who sings You Don't Know sting no oh sting
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is a singer was in the of the band the police and he was also a solo artist you
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don't know this guy sting you've never seen sting before no okay this is a fun game sing a song what sing a song the
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most famous song you would know I know this one I'll get one go ahead Rock s
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she doesn't know that okay she know she you know what song she knows if she's going to know anything what about about
01:01:43
stalking come on dude the whole song is about stalking what song am I thinking of gonna stalk it tonight gonna stalk
01:01:50
you stalk you st you I'm stinging no what is it seriously Every Breath You
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Take oh yeah that's a great one Every Breath You that's I told you she would know you don't why you yeah okay you do
01:02:01
know she likes stocky stuff she's a stalker um have you ever sto everything she does is Magic right is how do you
01:02:06
say everything she every little every that's right every little thing she does is Magic wait a minute you stocked who
01:02:13
have you stocked um like crushes bom oh wow you stalked the she's
01:02:19
a stalk or she's admitting you stock the X what yeah I have a specific account for stalking people ooh
01:02:27
what do you do do you do anything shady don't I I wouldn't say this out loud I don't think but they don't know the
01:02:32
account yeah they don't know the account that's true yeah a little stocky account cuz you look at your ex's what they're
01:02:38
doing yeah if they got fat if they got uglier did they just pathetic did they
01:02:43
get fat and ugly and pathetic you're catfishing kind of do you ever talk to people through the stocky account what
01:02:49
catfishing is no that's cat it's catfishing if she spoke to people through it okay
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