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you two are bad these two idiots bad friends Lila does it you do it you guys talk to me like I'm a child close the door put away your drinks
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clean up your mess get you know stopped partying which I talk to you like you're
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a kid you always do like you what you brought that you brought that cigarette in you bring it in yeah there's a stopped out cigarette on the carpet I
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stopped out a cigarette outside and it's inside to my shoe I happened to walk in
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and now tada so kalila doesn't I do it you guys everyone does that in my life and I'm
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tired of it I'm a old adult man who drags in cigarettes not honest yeah but it was an accident I know so just go always an axe I didn't know instead I just don't talk to me like that first and go what did I say I said did you try
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gee did you take her do you reckon a singer boy did you I filled in the blanks I said did you drag in the cigarettes this from outside what is this yeah Oh or or if I have to say I've
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done that if you had done that I would have been like oh you just Dracula singer I have to say it because I have
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because I know I'll clean it up and I have to like maybe [ __ ] see so I mean I am gonna keep talking you like that cuz
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you talk to me like that well that's true it comes from me I know that's true Bobby I slept for maybe three point two
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hours man I am I got to bed around 6:00 in the morning you know what it I've been watching a
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lot of horror movies on shudder what really yeah I saw this one called no Roy oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] why are you watching
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horror movies late at night I don't know but I enjoy it especially the Asian ones oh [ __ ]
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when they go like that if when they get possessed they always age or did you know what I started watching last night that's so [ __ ] good what what we do in the
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shadows oh yeah oh my god do you know yes yeah Alison Jones Cassadine I never went
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in it's so good do you know what that is on FX the movie was great yes this is nothing like this
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is basically a germane comment you know Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords and
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Taco wha-what Thai Kutty I can't say his last name they created this show together basically about like vampires
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that live in mob in Staten Island it would not movie well first of all he has nothing to do with the show anymore tanka yeah yes he does he executive
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producers I know but he apparently he is not connected anymore yeah he directed didn't he like the first I don't know I
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had read that he wasn't and then also secondly huh he was in the movie yeah movie was great yes and then um I never
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saw it because I thought it wouldn't be good because he is that connected the show is so good honestly the acting is so [ __ ] good
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the people are so funny the jokes are really tiny well and I totally just do it work because I saw normal people and
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you love normal Pete it you didn't like normal people King boring you're an idiot how many how many
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episodes do you watch I didn't see any of it I never saw Rick I'll never see it my friend because I'm a man oh yeah yeah a big man are you a big man a little dick man
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little tiny guy who dragged in cigarette dust yeah Louis Capaldi followed me on Instagram because of you good and I
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wrote him a message did you would you say Lewis dot dot dot yeah no yeah cuz I I had a message to him he can you do Tiger but he never replied yeah he just wants to be he wants to see us from
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the outside and that's fine I love the animals in a cage for him listen he is super talented he is English he is a great songwriter what an original voice right I enjoy a joy joy joy I enjoy him
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I didn't sleep good last night so what happened was last night I am I've been watching a lot of um shutter movies like no Roy and I've been also watching I saw
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another one called um blood quantum okay and and I think it's getting into my psyche because it's like it's do you think about killing people no but I believe in um demon possessions
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and stuff who do you think is possessed by a demon oh she's definitely possessed by a demon seriously she she's so rude
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this morning she goes uncle Tito you look like Napoleon Dynamite I'm like what attack off the bat but I know what
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she's saying I know you you're an old man and you're just a child you do dress like a child enough it's
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fun I love it stand up let people see your fanny pack in your short shorts you look good it is very childish it's cute though I like it you got to city in China that's
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what they say on the Internet go back to China because I've been watching a lot of videos on I've been watching a lot of
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videos let's see let's see your favorite woman Tamera Harry and you love this girl this woman alright so I'm glad she is
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hold on so let me could I do a little um yeah give us some back story a little pre pre I'm really I love entitled white
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people it's one of my obsessions in life why you started a podcast with me yeah yeah and she is this um she's a lady
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from Phoenix Arizona where my parents my mom lives and rest in peace dad and she
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your dad's dead stop oh [ __ ] stop stop you started it you started it so I'm cremate you're dead I forgot you
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need a dust but yeah you did and your brother should have some yes what did you do with yours it's in the podcaster
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oh it's in the podcast room yeah you never come in there again Oh what you know it was scary isn't nights when it's
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dark I have to run in and run out live at the tree think there's a light in there I had to run I get so scared why
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don't you go put the ashes somewhere else because it's it's a lie like the box you like but once you put the box somewhere else I'm saying not in the
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podcast room like in the ocean sure or if no you like do you like him in the box put him somewhere where you
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don't to see him every time yeah maybe I'll do that yeah hide it yeah I'll put it in a cabinet or something put it in the top cabinet yeah
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I know I mean let me ask you this is if there's a ghost he'll stay if even if it's in the house in the top cabinet he's gonna go blue he's gonna be able to figure out Lou and figure out how to get
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out of the cabinet buddhu is your dad well Korean ghosts Korean go say boo do yeah yeah he's
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gonna be able to you know yeah figure it out yeah he'll figure it out so no matter where he is in the house the only way I can get out of it well he'll be
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mad if you put them in the top cabinet by the good China [Laughter] watch the Asian accents oh that's right yeah oh my god right there apology letter yes I did okay good
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I have it right now do you really have an apology letter I want to apologize did you write what did you write with a
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long one okay so five pages long so um last week can we get into a little sure all right so what's her name Jen Marcia
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Jen Murphy so we had Jen Murphy on last week and you know it is what it is she came on and she defended herself she was very cool she's actually very nice I like talking her and but a lot of people
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credit and resent you know and and then we talked it molded over we talked on the phone and we said maybe we should apologize to the fans yeah we really
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need and I said you should write a [ __ ] letter and so on we read their letter to the fans sure okay
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but I have a little note for you before I read the letter yeah what is it so I told you the write the letter but um my little note for you is and I I promise you this I'm gonna take my
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glasses off I promise you this if you don't do it the way I want you to do it yeah literally I will end this podcast and we will never do it again and I will
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walk away you promise me this okay okay so when you're reading the letter all right yeah I was I want you to do it in the Asian accent no yeah no I will
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[ __ ] walk away from this podcast you read the letter but you have to do it I want to be named yeah you have to do an
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ethnic Asian accent you have to do it at a big agent accent but as an asian-american I'm high as an asian-american I'm offended okay that's
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fine but I as an asian-american right because I think my voice counts yeah it does is is that I I believe that you are not a racist I believe that you do Asian
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accents for comedy purposes I believe that because you're doing it in front of me and I allowed to do it I want the only reason why I'm doing a podcast with you because you're free in that way yeah
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we're fun yeah yeah if you don't think that if I'm hanging out with Don I did a Netflix show with donnell rawlings yeah
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and with Bert Kreischer mm-hm and berkos we're gonna do an exercise where we talk about our dead dad's we like we we lay
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on our backs yeah we do scream therapy but when we want to talk about our dads right and but then Bert goes Donnell you
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channeled Bobby's dad right and the accent that came out of him right was so offensive right and then mine me channeling his dad super oh my god when
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you get canceled and stop farting in the studio I'm begging you please do you smell it over there come on okay um question are you a scientist yes
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No are you a doctor yes well we I have gas you have air in your body I've gas hold it infinite air it's gas
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okay it's putrid gas yeah I know putrid is the word I don't want it yeah and you
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want it inside me yeah that's right belong no it doesn't doesn't wait comes out but that's for outside no so I have
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this putrid gas inside me mm-hm and it's like if it could talk it's like I gotta
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get out of here to go you know and so I'm like should I keep this you know insidious putrid [ __ ] inside my
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body or do I release it into the let it go free it's like a genie in the bottle but
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you need the wanna be in there yeah I mean he does want to be that's his home but the genie come you smell her from there yeah yeah uh-huh I'm gonna do it again right now don't
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don't fire please don't fight I'll do quiet no it's not the noise yeah watch it'll be ninja talk about ninjas ninja it'll be a ninja fight I want to be ninja in my father okay okay so I'll
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explain Tamara so Tamara herring harian is a she's married to Bob Heron and she's I guess she's a she works at Bob harrion's law firm her husband's law
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firm doesn't she own the store isn't that the whole thing she doesn't own the store oh she talked like she owned it she doesn't know it ah but that's what I
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love what what was some of my people do that did they own [ __ ] well she did say get out of our store don't serve this
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guy I know I know but I'm have you ever seen skate videos where it's like okay you can't skate here yeah I own this but
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I don't really own it you can't skate at this building I don't drive me crazy yeah so um Shailja Tina woman I don't
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know what the exchange was before yeah but basically Tamara harrion says basic go back to your country she says you don't belong here right let's play the clip let's see what she says Bob's
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been obsessed with this oh I said she is and that's why she's leaving so you will leave you don't know who I am you told
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her the backcountry from this country no you just walking yum-yum-yum-yum yum-yum-yum oh I could just on a loop that slap
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again yeah yeah she hits her good yeah but then alright so right that bout stop pause right there pause right there that's perfectly yeah look at what the white chick does huh she pulled out a
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[ __ ] blouse look at her titties out oh I didn't even see them yes oh my god I didn't notice that now yeah I never watched this video before yeah yeah here we go oh my god ah yes dude I never
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watched enough to know so the white woman goes to grab her and she pulls her boobie maybe it's a lesbian thing I like your titties maybe I don't know what she wants to get to smash you like smack me
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again let's see this again yeah Teddy first of all you don't know dude she hit I just want to say this yeah okay I used
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to date a Latina girl right mm-hmm and one time she woke I woke up earlier than her and I hid behind the around the corner and she went to go get coffee mm-hmm and I snuck up behind her and I
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just tapped her on the shoulder I go like that right my head went back you know you don't touch a Latino no well she just she must have pushed her or
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something cuz she she holds off on this [ __ ] you look at this so I guess what happened after that was um she probably went home because her
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husband's a lawyer bob herion yes and they owned a law firm called hairy and law firm huh in Phoenix Arizona and he
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did and then so I went to Harry and law firms Wikipedia when I would compete abut their Yelp Yelp page and I read the
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reviews and there was a thousands of movies well we can look at that in a second they erased them oh there go how
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they erase them Yelp reviews no it wasn't Yelp he says if you go to Harry in law firm and you go to the Google
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sure sure should see the reviews on their business yeah they pull them down yeah they pull them down well this is Bob here let's this is Bob
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is this a fuzzy apologizing for what happened he's very upset about his wife's behavior and this is Bob harrion
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let's hear what Bob what bob has to say here Karina I don't know what to say I'm
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just so sorry I'm just so sorry that this happened you never walked into that store thinking something like this was going to happen sorry for which said it
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was very hateful it was it's indefensible but I just have to tell you this it's your mental illness a year ago she would
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never have done who never have even thought of that a year ago sure thank you Mexicans last
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year she went to a Fiesta something about this June makes her hate Mexicans yeah we went to a quinceanera
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yeah in July we were El mariachis oh yeah we love - tell us where taste our favorite movies machete we love Coco I saw Coco with her and she
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said nothing about yeah you know what's such a bummer yeah perhaps truthfully yeah perhaps this guy doesn't know that she does dumb [ __ ] like that maybe I don't know because maybe he
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think you know everything about your wife yeah but let me say this yeah she may have some dumb I do dumb [ __ ] when
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I'm away from you [ __ ] like like like say some she doesn't but I'm saying he might not know her like he used to know
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her yeah this is that married for 30 years right like like imagine she's turned her life is different now
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she's an angry old bitter [ __ ] and she taken our signs though andrew is I know watching Schindler's List right and she
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goes no and she's laughing during the movie he's like it's not a comedy sweetie yeah you mean like little signs like that you think he had no idea that she was racist or yeah when she waved she does I don't
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know I think he knew a little bit there's always a little bit but he seems very genuine when he cries know what
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that those tears are his loss of in case I'm gonna lose my [ __ ] business yeah that's true and I have to do whatever it takes to make now he could in his mind
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you know think that that's what it's about about racism yeah but I think it would if his business wasn't in trouble I don't think there would be apology and an apology video not from him yeah there
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wouldn't need to be right if it if it wasn't his business woman in trouble he wouldn't have said anything she should have had to come forward and say something it
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affected her yeah where is she why would why would she say anything yeah but you know he what is she gonna say here's
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another thing is is that people have just been popping off lately people are saying some weird [ __ ] a lot
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code get comfortable in bed there's one delay to the tour is it torn there's actually two video videos of her which I can't [ __ ] believe that there's two
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videos that made me a part of it made me think it was fake I was like how this woman twice not only that one of the
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videos the woman if you or whoever it was if you look at it wasn't even full Asian ID he couldn't ID I didn't see anybody on that one the first video is she's only on full asian alright well
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here's the first video of of this woman she's stretch this one right here this girl let's see what she says here [ __ ]
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you [ __ ] you [ __ ] stay go back to whatever [ __ ] Asian country you belong okay ray sexy [ __ ] this is not
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your place this is not your home we do not want you here you put that on Facebook I hope you do this every [ __ ] person will beat the crap out of you from your one out little [ __ ]
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there's other stairs thank you room who's got a lot of neuro ste she's got a lot of nerve talking about her outfit look at this fat crazy [ __ ] outfit
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what the [ __ ] are you talking about yeah who wears black and California yeah she's got one of those lanyards that college kids wear so they don't lose their keys you don't I mean what is
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it yeah yeah look at this woman's got a [ __ ] where is she look at this look at that thing they know nurses that
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looks like a nurses scrubs scrubs yeah she looks like Eric Stonestreet [ __ ] also [ __ ] hey lady she's like half asian so Keanu Reeves guess you want
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Keanu Reeves out of the country he's a national treasure I like that she goes get out of this world go to a different
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world another video all right so this is what's crazy about this is this happened
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two days in a row that was the only reason that I got a little suspect that I was like something's going on here that she must this one is obviously a
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mentally ill well she's mental yeah something's wrong I don't know about the harian lady but there's no hairy ladies
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just straight-up offer this woman the hearing lady's just an [ __ ] yeah this woman definitely is mentally ill
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something's wrong there's something going on okay and then I I dare to say she might be mentally handicapped so you
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may be yeah we that's why I'm being up now I'm like oh who knows yeah she's obviously got enough faculties about her to make really heavily handed racist comments oh so it also let's look at her
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last name huh racist Lena Hernandez Hernandez yeah but maybe Hernandez is one of the people that put in the video i underst I don't know if that's her name what let me look
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it up though wait let's I have to know I'm gonna press play on the second video don't don't don't
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who is Lena turnitin or who Lena to Hernandez who is Lena Hernandez Torrance Caron strikes twice damn that's her Lena her Nana has been identified as the Torrens Karen what who
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is subject to a racial tirade on an Asian lady what that that's how you know she's mentally ill wait a minute hey
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I'll go back to [ __ ] Asia if you go back to Mexico I'm told I'm lost that's what she's mentally ill her name is Lena Hernandez Wow
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of course she doesn't look Hispanic so it sucks that the I don't know maybe she is who knows we I know the victim doesn't have that information yeah just to rattle back the ammo yeah yeah little
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ammo let's see what she does on the second one here you play games we don't play games I play games where you get [ __ ] to death okay obviously she's an
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Asian actor later though she she's mentally ill yeah no obviously she's mentally ill that's what I'm saying yeah but even there's something else going on exactly yeah this isn't just a normal person
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like your first girl what's the first lady's name hey I'm rahuri oh yeah that hurt her
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husband was like she's mentally ill no she just is a [ __ ] yeah this one's this one something's relevant drillings
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something's wrong yeah yeah something's wrong yeah [ __ ] to death so this lady just made you are I think
00:26:21
you're I think you're going she does more terrible acts but devil are you doing an Asian actor elmer fudd you so
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funny she drove like a really nice car drove like a Ferrari yeah excuse me [ __ ] that gets into a [ __ ] Ferrari or be funny like a DeLorean from
00:27:06
Back to the bunch of waste inside of it this is from my government go home sounds like a nice nice lady yeah I just
00:27:20
there's something about the climate of today that's what it's bringing out yeah don't you think that's yeah this but this is prognosis kind of [ __ ] happens a lot I just think I like I think there's been more videos in the last four years
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than in any other time I would hope there's more people recording a more often not only that but there are more
00:27:39
people getting the balls to really express themselves but don't you think that's ironic that you'd probably be more adamant to say that when you know someone's gonna record you on your cell phone I think that's a little weird
00:27:50
that's weird yeah yeah that's thick for me cuz you know cops have changed their behavior because of body cameras yeah I
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haven't I have a message for white people that want to act racist here we got become better actors for instance
00:28:03
treat it like you're in a movie right so you do you're eight racist whatever be yourself yeah as soon as the camera hello my friend you mean right so so of
00:28:17
this scenario character she should have gone yes as soon as the thing you know go back to China
00:28:23
as soon as the camera um do you need help with your car help you with your groceries yeah like become a different character yeah that's that we should teach a class
00:28:35
an acting class on how races people on how to on how to act civil right when an iPhone comes out as soon as the iPhone comes out yeah hello one eye that's action yeah when the iPhone comes to
00:28:46
action right that's exactly as soon as the iPhone goes away in China man into it yes so I think we should take a teach a class Bobby and I will be teaching a how to be racing eyes door technique
00:29:03
Meisner technique races class and you really have to put it in exercise like this go to a local park yes an attack an
00:29:10
Asian person verbally now let's just stick with Asian for class two and three get into more advanced yeah and more advanced [ __ ] yeah hey cops can take it too yeah you know yeah then I got into
00:29:35
an uncomfortable yeah yeah well just cuz what I'm sorry I don't I didn't read the read you didn't read I didn't read the
00:29:41
planet read the planet yeah I should read the entire planet yeah I don't I think these videos are circulating more
00:29:47
and more because people are people want to catch people saying [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah I think people say [ __ ] up [ __ ] all the time
00:29:52
thank God for phones iPhones thank God for technology has anybody ever said something like that do you root has anybody ever said go back to your country or anything that no has anybody said that to you bomb oh my god you have
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no idea dude first of all I'm 48 right mm-hmm so I was I grew up in an age where YP we
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used to go wild on us bro I mean do you know go back to China is that what that says no but even little things like open the refrigerator you ever know we're never taught pledge of this game know so
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as a kid we shifted this game and used to I used to cry what to when I went to went home but kids ago all right Bobby
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open the refrigerator and you would open the refrigerator take out the [ __ ] take
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out the what coke mm-hmm okay so you would take out the coke I swear to god this was a thing drink it and then you drink it and they
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go me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke why would they pee in your
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coke I have no idea where that comes from but I remember the first time doing it I would I would do it and I would
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drink it and they would they would do it right and it would be like I would spit
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it out and I would go home I was so crying I swear to god that was me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in
00:31:08
your coke where does that come from I don't know where it comes from what is it what was the other one I don't know that one I've never heard you've never heard that at all no but I've heard like
00:31:19
a um you know Chinese look at these dirty knees you know what that is yeah I don't know I know that yeah Chinese that
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was either but they would do it I thought you were gonna do this game that people used to do know what you you know
00:31:37
this thing from you know what this is don't you you never did this no this is no you put your hands like this yeah
00:31:42
okay now come come up to my hands I don't want to touch you what do you mean yeah six feet away well then we can't do
00:31:49
it our hands need to interlock and then you open it looks like a [ __ ] you've never you never seen up yeah but that's not a racist thing why would you even do
00:31:55
now I know that's what I thought you were gonna do when you did this however you were doing yeah well that's what I was doing like this well no it does
00:32:00
become racist because the color of the vagina is the color of your hands yeah but kids used to always you know they would do this yeah you know yeah and you
00:32:08
know and when you just kind of as a kid Asian kid because I grew up in Minnesota
00:32:13
for like eight years and I was like the only Asian kid in in China where you're in Minneapolis right edina oh wow right and kids used to say the worst
00:32:24
thing they throw ice ball get to ask about in the snow right and they would throw icy snow balls oh and where I'd bleed yeah and I'd be running you know I mean just tear and then I would go home
00:32:36
and people say I play a victim it's fine but you know that my dad would be abusive too so it was like you know you
00:32:41
would get it from all sides yeah right but um yeah they used to go [ __ ] free with that [ __ ] go home to your countries
00:32:47
a weird phrase that people like for some reason hey wanna make hello go back new slash hello
00:32:55
it's I don't know where that I was listen I was born here man the only thing I know is this language baby yeah I know all come and Jerry cartoons mr.
00:33:12
Rogers all that [ __ ] baby baby and I don't know what you [ __ ] mean I'm not going anywhere he's not going anywhere baby no one's going anywhere you belong here and it's
00:33:24
like when they say that what you know where would you go back to your country I'm also Korean and don't say go back
00:33:31
that you get the [ __ ] country right first of all I should go back to South Korea yeah if you're gonna say it you
00:33:39
have to say it the right way I wanna let's let's look we'll knock this out of the park last week people
00:33:44
got mad because people said I'm a hypocrite for the gen Murphy video Bob and I have a relationship where when we do accents to each other that's in our
00:33:56
comedic world and that's that if you'd think that I'm hypocritical for calling out Jen Murphy for doing a video about
00:34:08
wanting to be a ninja while selling Murphy beds if you think that's the same thing as me doing accents with my friend
00:34:13
Bob then I can't help you that's all I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this I can't help you if you don't get that the woman's selling [ __ ] Murphy beds making fun of asian people is if you
00:34:26
think that's the same as riding with Bob I don't help you I don't know man that's it there's also a lot of [ __ ] that's on
00:34:32
you victims you know I'm not saying that I'm a victim with this with racial injustice like yeah when I first came to
00:34:38
LA this is not comedy but it's true I went to ICM by my manager there's an agency called ICM back in the day yeah they're still there right yeah and um they wanted you know I had a meeting and
00:34:53
the agent said about I know his name but I'm not gonna say it but he's a still an agent yeah he basically said listen
00:35:00
you're Asian Asians are never going to work in Hawley mm-hmm this is 1998 and um
00:35:09
no one's gonna sign you I'm sorry you're a funny kid right not that he said anything like derogatory he was just
00:35:16
giving me he's giving you the landscape of what's really going on right and in my head it hurt at first yeah but there
00:35:24
is a sense of me going I'll show you yeah proving him wrong I'm gonna prove you wrong yeah and you know I I don't know if without that I think all those things when I was bullied racially or
00:35:37
whatever yeah I think it was seeped into my heart and my and I had an internal dialogue with myself that said all right that's uncomfortable that sucks right
00:35:48
but I'm not gonna play be a victim I'm gonna just show you yeah and there's a there is anger you build anger inside yourself and there's resentment especially in my generation of Asians
00:36:00
right because now I go to my shows and I see like you know a dumpy Asian dude dating a hot white chick and it's just a
00:36:07
given and you go you know I want to go what the [ __ ] but but like you know I remember it was just so much harder for me yeah right but you know it's but back in my day that you just didn't see [ __ ]
00:36:19
like that right and so but I am I would never change anything about my past yeah
00:36:27
you learned we grow we change yeah I I've been bullied I've been beaten I've had great things too I have great
00:36:32
memories as well but um all those things accumulate too you know and that journey
00:36:38
to this moment here yeah and I wouldn't change this moment for the world because you know I have a great life yeah and I
00:36:46
I you know I wanna say I'm proud of myself yeah you know I I do a lot of self-deprecating humor I I can be I can be down myself with shame and all that kind of stuff but at the end of the day
00:36:58
it's like [ __ ] I [ __ ] done so many great things and I've overcome so many [ __ ] things and you know I love when people go on the Internet
00:37:10
do you're not funny [ __ ] you [ __ ] are you yeah those are difficult things to say out loud yeah you know those are difficult to say because you know you know you want to be humble you
00:37:29
know but I also you know you get a tech we get attacked a lot yeah that's cuz we put ourselves out there we put ourselves out that we get
00:37:34
attacked a lot yeah and I don't fight back ever I don't ever comment that usually wait no time but you know there
00:37:41
it does build and you want to just say to people [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you talking about you know Tiger Billy's not funny people say [ __ ] don't listen yeah
00:37:51
yeah - now - out I don't like when people say like oh you've lost me on this one okay we don't okay we don't like Andrew and I call each other before
00:38:05
these yeah I think all right so do you have a list of things we want to talk about and we should map out exactly who
00:38:10
exactly yeah I've cuz I know podcasts that do that we they have segments and stuff like that yeah we will plan stuff
00:38:16
once in a great well if we no want to really want to talk about it yeah like that sometimes guests and obviously are planned out yeah
00:38:22
but in terms of like today I showed up there I got up dude I don't know if I can do this I'm tired I said that to you yeah some days I think you're like yeah
00:38:29
I didn't say that well either you know so some of these are tough but these are oh my god you okay yeah I think we do this for
00:38:41
fans that want to have fun and come along for the ride and if you disagree with what we say or what we do that's
00:38:48
cool [ __ ] cool it out this is of it like people that are just people that get like upset of things that we say on the show or what we do on the show oh my
00:39:03
god I swear to God I thought you farted no I swear to God I thought that was like a rumbler
00:39:08
tomorrow I thought that's what that what was that you know why you know why she did that why she hated the segment
00:39:15
that's not even like we're not what what she does what she does is Jules plays what's it game you play mobile legends
00:39:26
mo Legends mobile that whatever and at dinner she plays it when you're having conversation what is it what is it a video game on her phone Rudy what is it what's the game win kill
00:39:43
big theme for her yeah she's she loves killing how do you kill on the game is it with guns don't
00:39:48
say no swords she loves knife [ __ ] always empowers yeah but are you playing a lot right yeah but not right now why did you drop your phone just well why was it in your
00:40:02
hand yeah see you're being you're working right now at your job here in a medica tell her to go back to her condo back your country yeah there you go here in America right when we work we work
00:40:16
right yeah and you're on the [ __ ] clock right now you what are you texting George What did he say yeah what did George say George wants to
00:40:26
know if we're gonna talk to Andre we will I know he gets real up but George gets real uppity and amputee I want to
00:40:34
talk about let's talk about things that we've watched in quarantine and things we want to recommend to people well yeah why don't we ever do that normal people and what we do in the shadows are the two things that I'm
00:40:45
gonna recommend right now and I don't care that you don't like normal people you don't want you don't want to watch it and what do I am going to watch it's
00:40:50
so good yeah I'm telling you it's so good so what I've been watching is I've been watching it because of Jules put
00:40:56
your [ __ ] phone down I've been getting into anime are you serious yeah what are you watching well I saw attack
00:41:03
of the type attack on Titan I don't know what that is it's so good is it is it one of your favorite shows
00:41:09
is that why no I saw it before her yeah attack on Titan is probably in the top attack on Titan yeah these are some of the people yeah whoa cool so the premise
00:41:21
of attack on Titan is it's a Asian society I don't know where it is but in its basically people now live will you
00:41:34
pay attention to me I'm listening okay I just want to see the character yeah people now live people now live in
00:41:41
behind walls like we're in a like we're in a confined area that's right so it's three well there's like three walls yeah right one's called Rosewall yeah yeah there's
00:41:52
a couple of other walls right and I guess toward the center of the walls like if you're in the middle society its upper upper people into
00:42:00
people with money on the outskirts but they're these gigantic walls and the reason why there's walls is because
00:42:06
there are these gigantic creatures called Titans and they kind of look like humans but they're like 500 feet tall
00:42:14
well right and they're they they're like they look like zombies right and they tear down walls and um so there hasn't the show start starts off for a hundred years not a single side of
00:42:26
a Titan today we're just living freely you know and kids are playing and you know or around and then all of a sudden they show up again and they look like that yeah that's the that's the one of
00:42:38
the main Titans they look like like skeleton and with all the muscle fiber tissue I don't know that's that the deal
00:42:43
or you they all generally don't look like that look at all the other Titans look at google it that like that that
00:42:52
guy's there this yeah yeah they look like that it looks like Iggy Pop yeah that's exactly like Iggy Pop yeah legitimately that's what he looks like
00:43:06
super rail-thin yeah and do they eat the people or looks like a naked eleanor Kerrigan like I could imagine like
00:43:17
you're dating a little Kerrigan and she goes out you don't mean to get like a cup of water a come back comes back to
00:43:22
bed like looking like that I love Eleanor I love you so this is so scary creepy that's what they look like and
00:43:29
and what I don't understand huh how do they get this way what are they used I know I don't want to give away okay don't get them but there is a reason why they're there but you'll you find out
00:43:42
okay show don't tell me but it really is a [ __ ] scary because it's like the main what so main kid's name Aaron is a
00:43:51
boy aar Oh Aaron yeah what a boring the time and and she has a his best friend Mikasa who's a girl and they're kids maybe Haase yeah maybe they're 12 13 years old my house they're playing
00:44:03
around go ahead and the Titans attack right and this is not giving anything away right and one of the Titans picks up Aaron's mom looks at it and just
00:44:17
tears her mom in half like ripped off her head her half her body oh my god is it blood squirting all
00:44:25
over in front of Aaron right so it's very graphic in that way what is my house - what did Mikasa do because I was
00:44:33
like come on air and they run away they don't even try to say what the kids David and Goliath you have to figure out we do they do figure it out of course of course train then the attack on the
00:44:46
attack on the Titan is the finale what gets way crazier than that how many episodes and where can I see it there's
00:44:51
like 50 of it and what do you watch it Netflix there's only one season yeah then I bought the rest on iTunes Netflix does that they bait you into want you have to go buy it somewhere huh yeah why
00:45:02
do they do that they put up one season maybe the only part you maybe this is only about one the rights to the one season and maybe the the production
00:45:08
companies has that will give you a season but we're gonna keep second second second third season yeah so
00:45:13
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00:45:43
really easy there are the people behind p90x and insanity Bobby did the 21 day fix I've done the morning meltdown it
00:45:50
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00:45:55
computer and you know the workouts are like super short like 10 minutes so it's not like it you're like yeah going home
00:46:00
and I got a [ __ ] - take it take take a chunk out of my day to do yeah it's not gonna take out your whole day and you don't need to drive anywhere you can
00:46:05
do it from one of the room in your home if you uh computer it's very easy very simple and they got great trainers Bobby's favorite is Tony Horton
00:46:12
of course Oh the Horton man and mine is autumn Calabrese say he loves the Horton
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30 30 30 did you see that they removed gone with the wind from what they took it they took it down because it has racial undertones but it was removed
00:46:54
Spike Lee says look at the CEO after his op-ed gone with the wind John Ridley had
00:47:01
written this thing HBO max pulled down Gone with the Wind because it has race racist undertones
00:47:06
yeah I don't really agree with that do you well no it's part it's a part of our history but a movie history right and um
00:47:14
I don't like when people [ __ ] with movies in that way like um I remember last Tango in Paris you know that movie yeah Marlon Brando you gonna take down
00:47:25
Driving Miss Daisy by the way exactly that movie that a movie is litter littered with racial undertones and
00:47:32
social commentary yeah so so so if we had those things because they represented a time period there historically time we're talking about a time right yeah well that's kind of this
00:47:43
brings up a good discussion then when people talk about tearing down racist statues right I mean well that we're
00:47:48
like yeah it's interesting to me I get why people go [ __ ] that [ __ ] take it down [ __ ] that guy's a piece
00:47:55
of [ __ ] yada yada then I also go yeah but that's a representation of of the of
00:48:00
the past and now we're moving Pat forward and look at how far we've come right there's a duality in my mind that
00:48:06
goes you're not gonna go - are you gonna say Terry are you gonna say tear it up tear down ash wits house wits is art no
00:48:15
not even arguably it's the most disgusting place on earth because of its history right yeah
00:48:20
repulsive but it's there as an example that Jewish organizations continue to fund to make sure that young people see it to be a reminder it's a reminder of how awful the history was and how far
00:48:32
we've come so she's still robert e lee [ __ ] smith steps well there's something about these statues that reminds us where we where
00:48:37
we've come from it's it's a duality for me I understand why people go that guy was a like us see put took down a statue
00:48:45
and I don't remember who it was on their campus they had a guy that they that that obviously had views that you know
00:48:51
they no longer agreed with but to me it's like well isn't that isn't that a good talking point I don't know I don't
00:48:57
understand I don't know it's also um even the Confederate flag well that's a whole new thing now yes it's a whole new thing cuz now it's banned from NASCAR and the NASCAR guy was I ain't go rights
00:49:10
no more rough yeah and did you see his did you see about this guy's racing record uh yeah what you're gonna you're gonna [ __ ] love this Confederate
00:49:23
federate flag if you're hanging a confederate flag to remind people about our ugly past that's one thing but they but but but if you hang it in Pride it
00:49:34
depends on you what your intentions are right yeah well here's the problem it's it's hold on here NASCAR truck NASCAR Truck Rachael Ray sister really says
00:49:45
he's quitting over the company's decision to [ __ ] NASCAR driver let's see his name is Ray see I see see a
00:49:54
reall i racist Sorelli he's going to quit because they've decided to ban I want to see a photo though can you just go do it let's do this I want to say I
00:50:06
want you to show you this though racing record you're gonna love this part-time competitor he's not even a full-time NASCAR driving number for that
00:50:18
truck through 18 races over the span of three years he has one top-10 finish you shop you [ __ ] suck yeah no one's gonna
00:50:26
miss you said you suck you guys suck in [ __ ] three years you've only finished in the top ten
00:50:32
time you [ __ ] suck Ciccarelli look what this [ __ ] [ __ ] looks like what do you mean you're gonna cut ties your dad we're gonna fire you you know what that's like that's going you're bossing me and like I quit no like we were gonna
00:50:43
fire you the [ __ ] you're the worst employee you don't even work here anymore it's Ciccarelli this is him
00:50:48
that's him going to get him i'ma go that's it I'm going to [ __ ] get a hug he [ __ ] this [ __ ] he's mad that they
00:50:54
took away the Confederate flag for NASCAR that's what they look like don't they hey all look like that guy's a
00:51:00
[ __ ] idiot you [ __ ] you suck you suck at [ __ ] racing so you quit cuz you suck not cuz
00:51:05
the Confederate flag well he's gonna handsome from that angle what a stupid [ __ ] thing to get mad over they took away the Confederate flag look at the size of these guys [Music]
00:51:17
slap fighting is maybe some of the cool look put on your [ __ ] headphones slap Fighting's some of the coolest [ __ ] I've
00:51:22
ever seen in my [ __ ] life it's just grown men just beating the [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] the fact that you can even take like
00:51:34
take the hit and stand up afterwards is insane okay they're putting in slow-motion I don't want to hear this
00:51:39
music it's insane they hit they hit these guys so [ __ ] hard bop oh they just take a thing no
00:51:54
not I mean a coma a standing looking they put stuff in their ears to protect their ears because sometimes they hit their their ears on the side of their neck yeah I mean oh oh my god the dust
00:52:12
that comes up when you hit when he hits him in the face I mean like who wins though I lost at home no I know but but
00:52:19
did they keep slapping until yeah I don't they I don't know the officials or these Falls is that that you lose I
00:52:25
think if you pass out you're done yeah I think if you're done you're done he's trying to talk to him yeah how are you
00:52:31
feeling did you [ __ ] you up I don't know why they have to have like this music in the background but yeah
00:52:40
slap competitions are that's like a that's like a huge that's a big thing have you never you never seen that
00:52:48
before no really I've seen slapping no but slap slap slap I'm gonna Google the [ __ ] out
00:52:54
of it I'm obsessed already alright um I want to talk about you know have a new pet you do yeah so I don't know if you know but I have three cats and three dogs and I know that and I have a pet
00:53:08
named Leonard Leonard is - what kind of pet is Leonard story please so about five days ago um kalila goes we have a new pet and I go what the [ __ ]
00:53:23
we have enough yeah she goes look on our balcony and on our balcony is a crow dude I have a crow in my backyard no and it's there every day I swear to God I swear to God on my last one broke
00:53:38
its wing oh and it's like oh my guy is hey my guys chill yeah no he's not your guys paralyzed paralyzed okay and
00:53:45
crows you know mean on the porch you mean with his mouth out like this right yeah like kill me undying take my life
00:53:58
right so I'm like what the [ __ ] do we do we call humane I don't know who animal
00:54:03
the Humane Society right what do you animal uh animal rescue I don't know some sort of I don't it right you caught you called the call somebody
00:54:13
you called the exterminator I don't know exterminator exterminations show up kill the bunch on the prowl right yeah she goes I go so yeah all
00:54:21
right call the call it call the number call them up no no probably nobody would heal it we're gonna nurture it back to
00:54:37
Milo wants to nurture a crow yes so what do you doing are you keeping it in your
00:54:42
in your house it's still there is it not still there wait in your backyard no in our front porch
00:54:48
what yeah it's now white the porch is white cuz there's poop for the [ __ ] there's [ __ ] everywhere so she oh we have so we order fancy fruits
00:54:59
don't tell me you ordered the crow fancy for no no no okay we already had it so we have Asian pears I love Asian pears
00:55:06
yeah you know Mongolian apples don't like that all right we have different kinds of specialized fruit all Asian for us all Asian for us she's slicing it
00:55:19
like sashimi for the cry sing it yeah then she boils eggs first of all crows don't eat first of all who the [ __ ] it's like me eating a boiled fetus what the
00:55:32
[ __ ] I'm not gonna eat that right wait she boils eggs just for the does she not
00:55:38
boil the eggs yes right [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] crow right are they not fed then she starts going she now she were
00:55:44
ordered two books online about crows intellects no yeah crow they're [ __ ] tastic beasts or whatever the [ __ ] books are called crows are omnivores ain't nearly anything like parents she
00:55:56
goes there like parents she's watching TED talks on like parents they they recognize they the mirror test they passed the mirror
00:56:03
test I mean they do their they are smart birds okay they are smart okay and they
00:56:08
eat everything all right so but but let me say something except for Asian fruits look at that yeah when you're okay when
00:56:16
you're make boiling eggs mm-hmm dicing up Asian fruits right giving them also their I guess they like at cat food but I get the really fancy kind little what's the fancy kind cat cat food
00:56:28
there's an expensive and a cheaper okay yeah yeah I get the you know made the hot the high-end cat food for my cats
00:56:34
what is it from that's what's called but it's like chicken and what makes it why it's kibbles hmm I have wet food too but
00:56:43
you know the kid with a nice kibble kibble is better so with the kibble in there right and water not not just
00:56:49
faucet water filtered water [ __ ] Fiji water [ __ ] [ __ ] well you got a yeah eat you [ __ ] why you have to feed it Fiji water right and then like then she
00:57:01
goes look at the crook then she puts on you know what she does she puts on the [ __ ] Beatles Blackburn and she's we
00:57:11
were both weak did I weep i weeped a little bag right that's a great [ __ ] song if it was
00:57:20
the house that I grew up in mm-hmm my dad mm-hmm Budi this is one way there we go - that's it chirping my dad lets him go - come here - right there right he'd
00:57:36
grab it by the neck right you know that Olympic sport where they take the ball need in a shot put yeah the shot put
00:57:43
yeah he would shot put it into the air right and that you would hear a large thud in the middle of the street he just
00:57:50
threw that's how my dad would have handled it right so she so now it's day what five or six five
00:57:57
it's day five now right you would think that the crow would be like exercising right trying to heat mend you know mean his [ __ ] no it was comfortable now no he's lounging yeah he got a little
00:58:11
lounge right he's lounging eating the fruits best foodies ever [ __ ] hat by the way yeah right Fiji water purified right
00:58:19
into oxidants in it right just hang your like this mm-hmm it's gonna be with us forever Leonard there's no [ __ ] reason now here's my idea
00:58:31
yeah he's not gonna leave yeah you want my idea and they and they both rejected my idea what I have three cats right
00:58:39
yeah I got it right I pick up Ming the oldest one she's [ __ ] when I lived on beechwood mm-hmm I'm in trouble for this but I got in trouble for this but what I
00:58:52
did would do is I it doesn't before I had the other two cats and because Ming was so bored because she had no other
00:58:57
animals yeah so I would go to get the fancy bird food I lived on a third third three story stories up he's been to my place yep and I put [ __ ] bird food right on the railing of my balcony I
00:59:11
mean I put I know and I would put the [ __ ] cat out there right and with these little birds in me like it just
00:59:18
[ __ ] grab them from the air and she's [ __ ] business yeah she's the bed and she would drag it
00:59:23
she'd drag it back into the apartment I would get in big trouble yeah it's so [ __ ] it's [ __ ] up so
00:59:31
you're gonna let me out to go say hi to the dough so what my idea was is that no I was gonna do that that's cray-cray oh
00:59:37
well you did before what break right I apologize for that okay okay okay I apologize what I would do now is pick up Ming no food water by the way yeah no my ID no
00:59:48
food water go you're not gonna die but we're not gonna give you [ __ ] yeah you got nothing right pick up Ming you knock
00:59:57
on the window mm-hmm they named it Leonard yeah that's another that's another thing where you're the danger
01:00:03
it's a danger a rape name it is a great name yeah but it's danger you're gonna see it again well yeah it's not gonna go
01:00:10
anywhere now right so I would knock on the thing not call it Leonard hey bird right chirp-chirp not point at me and go
01:00:20
three days you think in those days yes you have three days three days yeah I betcha money I bet Jeff Leonard goes like this no what would Leonard would do
01:00:31
hmm mister he'd be out there exercising oh you're ready to watch it getting his [ __ ] stressed he knows he has three [ __ ] days to get the [ __ ] out of there I think you should write it right
01:00:43
write it on the window a big three and then the next day wipe it off or hire Amy Adams from the movie [ __ ] or the
01:00:50
arrival right and bring up a board let her talk to her right and do it like some sort of communication kind of a
01:00:55
mess no how did you must know how to do it but that bird would be out of there you're now Leonard is here to [ __ ]
01:01:02
stay my friend yeah are you happy about that route yeah she is what you love Leonard here's another thing that they've done hmm she
01:01:10
they go watch this now they go to the balcony and kalila go that this oh it's a make some sort of noise you know what Leonard does oh yeah communicates back
01:01:21
they're buddies you have a language now yeah I love when I go out in the balcony that's not what happens he starts
01:01:27
hopping away he wants to get away from me yeah yeah cuz he knows what you've done was smoking too and I'm giving it a game she don't do that don't do that
01:01:33
don't smoke all the [ __ ] you likes my house no it's not nice more it's my agent fruits that is your Asian frozen my Asian fruits you need to get those my eggs I know but now we have this [ __ ]
01:01:46
black row name letter hey God yeah we have an afro-american yeah we have we have we have yeah African American
01:01:59
American American crow crow and he lives on our balcony and I don't know what to
01:02:07
do Andrew help me I'm not I really like Leonard I like that yeah help me mm-hmm I need you to help me what Jules what do you think we should do you asked me for help and I would help you but she's here
01:02:20
so Jules get closer to the mic right if Leonard doesn't leave for another week what do we do okay you let Leonard stay
01:02:33
inside no because yeah but then you gotta let him fend for himself it's got to learn it's gotta learn that's us that's that's how it works yeah so I have a [ __ ] black chrono I
01:02:47
have to take care of African American American crud crow bird you're given an Asian fruit yeah maybe I should keep it what's that now
01:03:00
I'm gonna show you a clip barbecue look at Bobby sent me the assister the precursor the slap fights this was on some this was on whose Instagram was this so one of my favorite UFC fighters
01:03:14
is Derrick Lewis Oh Derrick Lewis is instagram yeah look at this this is a great clip hold on okay all right first
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of all let's number one this is called slap for cash yeah when you have a stripper pole mm-hmm in your living room mm-hmm that's a good thing yeah yeah that's a
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good thing yeah yeah yeah and there's cash on the ground obviously as a cash yeah that's money in he's
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gonna slap this man and if he can take the hits that's gonna give him money all right
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[Music] if you have back at me like that get up [ __ ] where are you bleeding from active that's acne yeah he hit him
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so hard as acne below and people get hurt yeah and then they try to pretend they're not no no yeah no you know
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they're not trying to pretend to be like super tough that look he took the hit but I gotta tell you the sound he makes
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when he gets hit is absolutely one of the funniest things on earth eeeh listen to this the sound he goes listen how
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funny this is [Laughter] I'm traveling a travel time yeah and space this is so fun to listen to what
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did you think was gonna happen look at the [ __ ] size of this guy he is guy's got to be 350 400 pounds okay what I
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don't think this guy doesn't have a [ __ ] load of inertia and energy behind it no science before you let a guy like this
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hit you in the [ __ ] face oh so what else do you notice about the video right now to pause it there the flattest ass
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that chick has hey what let me see her ass alright flat well that's also very funny there's a girl just spinning on a stripper pole as as this look at this girl spinning as this guy's about to get
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[ __ ] knocked into another universe this girl's just spinning on a pole and vans I just love this sound sorry one
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more time with the sound never mind the fact by the way that he the worst sound is his head come hitting the wall his head hits the wall that's why how he
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starts really bleeding listen no hard his head hits the wall oh my god holy [ __ ] the the wall is
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let's not allow the Wallace oh hey kids can somebody make the remix of this you know you know that's you know that people have remakes that [ __ ] song
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that oh the girls ain't no hollaback girl this sounds like the beginning of that when he hits the [ __ ] wall is it
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[Music] yeah well look at his head almost hit the [ __ ] uh the head I mean the baseboards that the edge on that could have cracked his skull also this is the
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internet if you slap me like that if you slapped me as hard as you could what do you think what happened happened
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to me honestly honestly you we'd have to take you to the hospital I'd have some I've so much built-up years of wanting
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to actually hurt physically punch you or slap you yeah yeah it would come out it would I mean you would certainly make
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the same sound yeah I don't think I hit you you'd sound just like this oh you'd be gone how do you God if you hit me what would happen we just keep talking you would keep chatting we just got away
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we just chat away yeah this is the new age of the internet though this is the kind of stuff that like your your parent
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our parents generation doesn't know exists isn't that while which means that this [ __ ] was going on behind closed
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doors yes like all this [ __ ] that we're watching now on the internet you just never get to see what you just did it
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you know in their basement yeah yeah lighting their lighting their dick on fire stapling their nose would see them
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at work hey Bob hey how's it going Billy yeah that's good just good we get weird weekend what do you say what happened to
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you this weekend it's something unusual happened oh just you know meanwhile that
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was out I can't get enough of that this girl's sucking on a sucker holy [ __ ] I didn't think that was gonna happen to you know span up speaking of weird fucked-up weekend's what happened
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- I went to a wedding a backyard okay tell me about that honestly yeah I'm thinking it's a small wedding it's
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gonna be nice and casual and tiny just it was only a couple people it was just people that were here and then they zoom the other part of the wedding and I was
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like this will be quick it'll be small because I don't want to stay at these people don't want to set their house you know what I mean like it was a family it's the it's the family of the of my my
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buddy's wife and ceremonies all over we'd dinner and I'm thinking we should probably get out of their house time to say good night and ya know why the [ __ ] parents are ready to turn the
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[ __ ] up the most fun I've had dude we're dancin were drinkin we go into this other part of the house social distancing ya know we are how and then
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we smoked what how are you dance and then we and then we smoke weed together and that was fun where you're smoking
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weed with another social distancing yeah but I wish hope I was Roach pinch in it so I did my lips didn't touch it
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yeah so you're at a wedding a backyard wedding and you're smoking weed with the dad with with the pit with all the old all the elders all wha getting baked out of their [ __ ] head I mean literally
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verbatim he goes I haven't smoked weed and I don't know 20-some odd years and I was like oh my god oh my god I was like
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this is gonna be [ __ ] incredible the first thing after we're all laughs and having a good time we're getting high we're telling stories and chatting
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yeah the guy who lives it goes inside of his house yeah and immediately changes into shorts and like a comfy t-shirt like that yeah
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and since by the fire and is just roasting marshmallows and that's and that's his that's how that's his way of
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saying get the [ __ ] out I'm really high no no we're all at we know we were all real others like get the fun oh we're
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making s'mores that was his way of being like I'm comfy leave me alone I'm gonna eat marshmallows have fun yeah it was
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such a following do you stay there for hey we were there we were there all night yeah and then I walked home yeah
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oh so it's an in it's in the neighborhood this side of town it's on it's on my side of town yeah it's in the
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neighborhood and I walked up Sherman Oaks we're in Sherman Oaks yeah yeah Bob's giving away locations yeah you guys want to know Bobby's address no
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people ready [ __ ] 13 12 64 yeah oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] fake Ridge Lane that's it and Rudy's address is thirteen sixty five sixty four and a half bad bad Rudy
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girl Lane yeah she's also ordering [ __ ] furniture who the [ __ ] do you think you are a dresser came in a
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dresser came in yesterday did it really yeah and then it's at this gigantic box uncle Tito how do we you know me we had
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a fight I get him I had to get mess in my Mexican dude to come over the way you said that I'm Mexican friend I had to get a Mexican to get over here a couple of Mexican got well on TaskRabbit do use
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TaskRabbit yeah and they helped me bring it up to the thing but she's like ordering [ __ ] online now what do you pay them to help
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you build stuff is it is it how much does it cost it was like a hundred bucks or something to help you build a dresser yeah and whose dresser was it for the
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route yeah why do you order [ __ ] I didn't order it it was at the kalila she ordered her she's just been so snooty
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around the house has she really yeah just like now she's now so comfortable with me she's just like making faces you know like to look at a thing like a mess
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but she's sick of it yeah the trash she's just tired of the [ __ ] yeah the maggots the cheap brother told me tell me what the maggots magaz maggots
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yeah I mean you have maggots no I don't have we've been seeing maggots in the house do you guys leave food out you
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leaving food out to get maggot you how long that would take to get maggots that's crazy me why are you doing that you're gonna
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maggots in your house it's not like I'm [ __ ] creating a maggot farm to kind of I know but it's a purposely it's like
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I want to discover but you got a close you got to throw away food maggots are gonna I know that we have trash cans and
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behind I'll just throw in like a pizza or something and the pizza will go back there oh my
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god yeah and there's a maggots you live there yeah and then she and then like it's so funny because I had make her do
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all kind of I know like I hate what yesterday I go hey there's some beef there's some beef chunks on the ground
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clean it up you just put them on the ground and no it's it was [ __ ] first oh you saw it first yeah whoever whoever saw it first has to clean it up isn't
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that the rule you spotted it you clean it do what do I treat you like a mean parent do you think worse no what do I
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treat you like you're fun that's the word I want to teach Oh Bobby's fun okay yeah and tell everyone get closer to the mic you lift it up a little bit so that yeah and get your mouth closer to it she
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hates that he hates tomato do you love your uncle Tito yeah see I love you uncle Tito I love you too Bobby this is
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like real abusive like creepy as [ __ ] said you're grooming or a psycho that's what I that's the other thing I saw too about the Epstein s girlfriend they made like a little short documentary on her they put it up on YouTube Epstein's
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girlfriend's name Epstein stop it we did this last time oh [ __ ] he's the perv I know what's her name
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Gillan Maxie Lane Maxwell I don't know much about him I I know that he was uh he had us a sex ring Lolita Lolita
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Express yeah take kids I'm playing young young kids Bill Clinton 26 times you know flops 26
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times they were like he never he never D never went there at the pilot log 26 how
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do you say 26 in other languages 2006 2006 oh yeah 26 times this guy what is honestly this is the honestly I have is why do people have sex with kids
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what is the allure though of kids because you could tell their kids yeah it's like I was watching this like a 90 day no no it was not a 90 day fiancé it
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was like some sort of like marriage show like married at first sight mara for at first sight that's what I
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like that there was a couple where um the guy was like a black couple and the guy was like yeah the girl was a virgin uh-huh he just it just kind of turned him off you know I get that that she was
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a virgin yeah yeah you wouldn't I what as an adult you want a mature woman that you know it's sexual right yeah why would you do that to a
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child what is the allure well they're seeing control usually usually not to get down on the show it's really sad but
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usually it's cuz they were sexually abused when they were kids most sexual abusers yeah they keep it going yeah so
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most of the time they were either sexually abusing himself or they like tight [ __ ] that's it you know what I
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did say though you know what's so [ __ ] yeah you know what's insane when they were pedophiles when we were kids that that I said that no it's funny okay
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it's gross it's terrible but it's okay when there are pedophiles when we were kids it almost made me so grossed out
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and mad cuz you're like ooh dude we're like little nasty weirdo freak Oh kids with like braces and acne and we're dirty and we stinky yeah and then you see kids today and you're like these
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kids are all trying to be sex stars when they're like 15 it's no wonder that pedophiles are like oh I didn't know she
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was 16 it's like yeah cuz these [ __ ] kids pretend like they're 30 it's the creepiest [ __ ] on earth yeah I [ __ ]
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uh I have Jionni's helping me with a Tech Talk account and sometimes I'm thumbing through tick-tock and I see a girl in there I go jesus [ __ ] christ
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it's like titties out all this [ __ ] and then it says on their bio 16 I'm like why the hideous Teddy's out these girls on the Internet are like 15 they act
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like they're 40 you know what I'm talking about it's [ __ ] crazy mmm you look at it you're like this is like
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pedophile bait tik-tok is like pedo bait it's gross it's [ __ ] gross dude if I have a daughter she's not on tik-tok with her boo-boos out and her post post showing and no way oh if I had
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a daughter kill it kill it No kill it she would be in like one of those medieval armor suits yeah what do they cut with chastity belts no just like a full-blown oh oh like chain-link
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armor yes like a full-blown Lord of the Ring I'm fighting orc with a helmet and [ __ ]
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yeah yeah because no way what's your experience you see that right do you have Tech Talk and stuff do you see young girls that like that
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that do like sexy ass [ __ ] all over it in they're underage yeah it's [ __ ] insane dude you see it where the parents said they must not give a [ __ ] they must not know 11 and 12 year olds they're
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doing like sexy dances and [ __ ] in bikinis on on the internet yeah it's [ __ ] crazy
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imagine the dad walking in when they're doing it alright get out we're making a [ __ ] tick-tock yeah mark you know they call their dads by the first name that's a new thing oh my god mark get out mark dude if I
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you're my daughter okay yeah call me Bobby huh get out Bobby your get out of the house if I
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know I literally get out if I call my father by his first name yeah holy [ __ ] oh my god he woulda been like what the
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[ __ ] if I said Robert to my dad what the [ __ ] did you just say oh I'll be you you beat you be your dad ready yeah get out
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Robert oh I said get out of my room Robert read the book you're gonna come right oh yeah get out go away then you were here in the garage
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you mean right he'd come back with a wrench naima kidding you a wrench a golf club
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something other metallic right okay no lay on your belly right no I'm not gonna do that Robert you wouldn't know you're bad right he would take the [ __ ] golf club stick it around my neck write the
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poem bleep humble me down right he would take the wrench and he would just twist my ears off of my [ __ ] skull ah yeah
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did you ever put a golf club up to you like that my dad used to [ __ ] take I shouldn't be laughing full-blown swings
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to my stomach with a golf club oh right you would you know all the wind would come right spit up blood yeah I mean [ __ ] you man would your brother get
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this at the same kind of [ __ ] I got my brother one time this is the funniest story my brother one time I ever
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the story huh where he had at friends spent spend the night no I don't know this so his friends spend the night my
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brother was about 12 right yeah my brother had this Casio keyboard right and it was back when they had samplers -
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oh yeah my brother would go go [ __ ] samples he would giggle right my dad was taking a nap my dad sleeps naked same my dad opens the door right he takes the keyboard
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right then I come around right - look all you see is keys flying into the air over my brother's bed keys right
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everyone's crying and then my dad turns around and you know my dad used to sleep with toilet paper in his ass what yes
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why because we both we all have a phone we all have a thing leakage yeah oh yeah he told me what yeah that's insane so he
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would he turn around walk back tooken out your [ __ ] other you know your pork don't do the [ __ ] sampling Sam no stop it he's just being a kid about my point is and that's generated this
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generation of kids now [ __ ] oh no they're just you know they're easy [ __ ] they're [ __ ] yeah yeah calling
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him by the first name is crazy oh my god if you can you what do you call your parent would you ever call your mom or your dad by their first name no they
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would get [ __ ] pissed huh yeah her mom that's like foreign discipline what I love her mom but what I can't say it okay but her mom what you know I've seen
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her mom go off on her what does she caught does she call you any mean names or mean words stupid she ever say [ __ ]
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yeah any little stupid is what they get little [ __ ] you worthless a that's what
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I guess you know a just crazy so you little [ __ ] yeah my dad used to call me a little at Europe you're a little [ __ ] did you see me hit you know oh I got ya I got I
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got hit but not like you got hit yeah I got these I've talked about that thing the back of the head alright I got those
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a lot I got a I got cracked in the back of the head all the time but you know what yeah every time I
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got cracks in the back of the head and which was a lot there's something about your history though I did it that I'm not aware of because I see I know now
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through your through social media and through I've seen photos of your family yeah I know your parents call you Andrew
01:21:59
when are you gonna you gonna come over to the fourth of July and spend the weekend issue Chicago miss you too right
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so you have a really you know Americana gather this family and you have sisters correct one yeah one sister and no you
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know what I have one sister and you have a really nice family with a bunch of love a lot of love a lot of nurturing
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yeah where does this come from though what you have this rage and anger and that you express yourself as if you you had some sort of like difficult
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childhood it was my weird anger my anger comes from what okay my my dad is very short-tempered and my mom can be a little cold mmm so the so just cuz you see like we
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do love each other we do get along but we're like any family we have all sorts of [ __ ] fucked-up [ __ ] in our bones
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yeah my dad and I fight on a constant [ __ ] basis we argue a lot we have a lot of anger towards each other differing of opinions of life okay yeah
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yeah and my mom is a hard tough love loving woman but tough is [ __ ] it dude you if if I was [ __ ] not throwing up blood you were going to school there
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was no like I don't feel good those days that didn't exist my mom was like too [ __ ] bad get the [ __ ] go [ __ ] go now is that
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that's the top of us well it's just very like that was that's their attitude of life was I too [ __ ] bad yeah oh you
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don't have that so what grow up yeah yeah that they were they loved but it's tough love was kind of a theme of my house mmm too [ __ ] bad oh you old
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shouldn't be better for you now if you have a child with my mom used to grab me by the yeah if if we were out in public and we
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were being brats or you just whatever if someone was disabled or had like a limb
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missing or something she would grab me by the arm and she'd point at them and she'd go don't you ever [ __ ] complain again do
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you understand me Oh see what these people have to live through I thought you guys they beat the [ __ ] out of that person you should go go attack that
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handicap yeah yeah no but she would go you shut your [ __ ] whenever you complain you little brat and usually if I'm complaining or if I'm being a brat
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you know when I was a little kid and she would go don't you ever complain again because he has to live like that yeah you lucky
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little spoiled brat it was like she she was very that kind of stuff was embedded in my brain don't you ever complain
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there's kids out there that don't have that don't have half of what you have yeah so you shut up it was very much
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that you know there which is healthy in many ways though you know I liked my dad
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because he dealt with things differently that what like American parents would do
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like for instance like hit you with a golf what no there's this kid guy kid that um punch me in the face
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yeah and I came home and my dad came home early from school I mean from work and I came home and had like a bloody
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nose mm-hmm and when you know if you're a parent and you see your child like that what do you do you probably call
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the parents well the first move is you make sure they're okay yeah yeah but though you would probably call the other
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parent your son my son understand my son don't let that happen again or what not my dad didn't do that so he saw my blade
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nose and he goes what happened I go this kid punch me okay get in the car so I'm
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like oh we'll go in the hospital mm-hmm right mm-hmm and he goes I go we'll go to the hospital I'm okay and he goes no we're gonna find him right so then I was
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like excited like he's gonna scare the [ __ ] but then my dad picked up a hammer in the garage and then it slowly turned
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in to kill him right and we drove around the block yeah for two hours trying to find him yeah art does his name art we're trying to find our luckily I was praying that we didn't yeah cuz you were
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he would have died mm-hmm yeah but then in my head I'm like oh that's that my dad's like that that's very cool
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yeah that is very cool like old boy yeah my grandfather this is my grandfather my to my uncle my uncle
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got punched he got [ __ ] up okay he got knocked out he got knocked the [ __ ] up
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and he came home and I don't remember what family Murr told me this story but they were laughing so hard and he was
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the youngest one of the youngest the youngest and he walks up to my grandfather and he's on the porch
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smoking yeah and he's reading he's reading the paper again and my uncle comes up and he's all [ __ ] up and you know whatever am I and my grandpa goes what happened and and and my uncle's
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trying to explain and he's gone oh I don't know and you know he's trying to tell the story or whatever he was come
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here and he grabs my hug and he looks his face he goes looks like you're Bob when you should have weaved bobbing oh yeah yeah Wow
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looks like you're Bob when you should yeah go inside put steak on a yeah take the hit you know how to take the hit but
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you know when you're a kid though when you have a cut child I believe you're gonna have one soon okay okay the Oracle
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the Oracle are you going to what kind of pair are you gonna be me i aggressive no
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are you gonna be the same as your parents were like I don't know ask my babysitter she's right there you're I'm
01:27:24
hiring you as my baby full-time babysitter and you gonna be a live-in nanny that's why I want you like this
01:27:30
that's why I want you really you think I want someone that's a oh my little baby no I want you to leave I want you to
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leave the kids places I want you to neglect it but will you ever discipline your kids through hitting you know I
01:27:43
don't wanna put anything on tape no I think I think I will I will definitely spank and all that stuff yeah yeah I'm not I don't want to physically hurt the kid you know my parents never wanted to
01:27:55
physically hurt me either I mean sometimes getting smacked in the [ __ ] head hurt bad yeah or getting jerked around by your arm I just don't want my
01:28:01
kids to have fear of me well you well I do I do I think you should be scared of your parents no not I think you should
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love them not like your fear yours is yours is like torture yeah yeah my fear was [ __ ] I'm in trouble like he's gonna
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oh that's gonna happen well that's the fear that you wanted still yeah then they can't go around calling you Bobby oh yeah that's gonna happen
01:28:21
whatever Bobby oh my god Mike the first time my kid calls me by my full name teeth out he's getting he's losing teeth
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and he's gonna stay like that until he can afford to pay for new teeth yeah you know I think you know now that you say
01:28:33
that I think when you're having a child I think you pre-plan in your head what you're gonna do are you gonna do it and
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maybe that's why I saw some of the reaction of my parents hmm that they may be made a deal with
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themselves that they were not gonna you know cross from boundaries right so maybe that's what some of that was I imagine yeah but everything changes every every friend I know that has kids
01:28:57
is like oh you think one thing and then it's totally different you cuz daliyah's have been texting me a lot he's been sending me photos of his baby yeah and
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so he has yeah anything look how cute and I go so weird that it has like three arms do you know it is like it is another arm that comes out of it Schultz's dick oh my god that's a big
01:29:15
day they put it around it but must be delayed don't I shot a baby's dick and I said I said to him I'll read you the text yeah I'll read you the text I go
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you say I would go I think he goes bro have kids I go is it worth it because it's everything yeah and it may be teary yeah yeah because it gives you newly new
01:29:52
a new lease on life do you want a new new lease on life you wanna known only eternal a puppy I do
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[Music] you've gotta have a [ __ ] fan [Music] Santino's got some ginger kids albeit
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some [ __ ] baby Bobby [Music] get a [ __ ] family [Music] friend thank you for being a bad friend
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Phil [Music]