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Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends

June 28, 2021 / 01:01:05

This episode features discussions about sports, family visits, Britney Spears' conservatorship, and celebrity culture. The hosts, Bobby Lee and Khalyla Kuhn, share personal anecdotes and humorous commentary.

Bobby talks about his family's visit and a trip to Northern California, where they enjoyed wine tasting. He humorously mentions his responsibilities as a 50-year-old man and the challenges of balancing family and work.

The conversation shifts to Britney Spears and her struggles with her conservatorship. Bobby and Khalyla express concern for her well-being, discussing the implications of her situation and the need for her freedom.

They also touch on celebrity culture, including Sandra Bullock's skincare routine involving micro-needling and the humorous implications of using baby foreskin in beauty treatments.

The episode wraps up with a lighthearted discussion about Asian representation and the importance of supporting the AAPI community, along with comedic banter about their personal lives.

TLDR

Bobby and Khalyla discuss family visits, Britney Spears' conservatorship, and celebrity culture with humor and personal anecdotes.

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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are
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disgusting you two are something we're bad friends uh the Patriots playing something something else yeah but I
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didn't know that it was your hometown Club Hometown Club the clubs versus the
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clubs what year do you think this Jersey's from 191919 1919 yeah yeah Bob three 19s
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that's actually really close 191919 no seriously you're like you're a couple
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years off what is it 1917 1917 that's what I said yeah you said 1919 and I can't wait for you and your family is
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your family still in town yeah they're here oh the joy of it all did you see
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the minivan I was driving the joy of is it pleasure is it Pleasant pleasured is it pleasure is it pleasure to have my
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parents here for how long have they been here for over a week well we drove to Northern California went to carel we
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drove we drove all the way up there to do see the wine country with my wife family and look at the look at how
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delicious this Cabernet tastes it's got a a scent of nutmeg and and fig yeah yeah yeah and then we're going
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to drive back and watch the big game at four and then make and make Bobo wake up
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from the jet lag oh yeah oh you oh you oh you you I have to wake up and do stuff cuz I'm a
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50y old man yeah and you know a job 50y old man let me see old you're a 5 Z when
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I was working at a job can I finish my can I finish you got like 20 years left you should be waking up early enjoying
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the DAT old [ __ ] Jules let this be a lesson to you okay when you have a job she's not in the mood today she doesn't
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want to hear any of it Jules when you're you have a job and it starts at 4 usually right and you you you they
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switch it around on you you twoo will be a little upset because isn't that yeah
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but that's not the job is that's not when the job is jobs change what times
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change this is not this different job this is the same job we do this job at a certain time right and no matter what
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happens a game or the family needs to go up North and go to Wine Country we don't
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switch it around like we don't switch around or when you go to hungry for nine
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weeks that's a job you if you were working if you working at I'd be like [ __ ] yeah do it play time
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with your family in a minivan some game that no one gives a [ __ ] about yeah I do that is my job to
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care about my team yeah yeah that's not your team you're from Chicago is that
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the Chicago yeah are they playing yeah I you said it was Boston versus LA you don't hear anything I say you said it's
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Boston versus LA Chicago Cubs versus Dodgers the Boston Cubs the it's is that the Boston Cubs we
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have good news here on the show I don't want to hear it it's not going to switch
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bring up the photo Christa Stefano had his baby but look what he brought his child into the world wearing a Rudy bad
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friend sweater how awesome is that how many babies does he have that's his second uh biological child he has two
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girls how many he has how many kids does he have in the house well three cuz his
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he's got a boy from his his uh it's not that big of a deal is it three kids he
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has them if it was his first it would have been like woo you know this is huge it is why this is a big deal why because
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the baby well I should have said I shouldn't have said girl the baby hasn't
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chosen its gender um and we're going to let the baby decide so right now he's
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got a genderless beautiful little thing oh deal no no I should I should have texted them the baby has a gender reveal
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party let me text him cuz I haven't coming up the baby gets to do a gender reveal
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party that's funny that's funny you I'll be honest with like why don't you call
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him call him right now I'll be honest with you yeah I for some reason I don't care but I'm
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going to call him you don't care that one of our one of our like closest friends just had a
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child and brought a child he got you co his friend got me Co you're the friend
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he brought the friend you're right I still have a little issue but um I want
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to you know what you want to see acting look how handsome this guy is though great I love him you want to see acting
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yeah I'm going to see you care you want to see acting I want to see it right now
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go here's some acting excited [Laughter] hi hey I just want to say man oh God man
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I just it brings tears to my eyes that you're the baby is the baby healthy the
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baby's healthy and actually when she was born she looked like a like a small
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Asian man so I asked Jazz a couple of questions about her interactions with you and she said she's pretty certain
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you're not the father yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because I haven't been in the
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east coast in a while you know so um I don't think it's mine but my point
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though being is is that you know you having a baby it's like me having a baby
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it's like Andrew having it's like a family baby and I just really appreciate
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it and I'm congratulations on me it's a life-changing experience it is yeah no
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it is to have two two little girls now um really just like reconfirms to me that I have gay sperm and I'm accepting
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of it well I would I think it would mean that you have athletic sperm not gay sperm well I have at the very least
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trans sperm yeah yeah I guess so is the baby genderless well they actually asked for the you
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know it wasn't like this with Delila six years ago but they asked um on the birth
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certificate it said male female non-binary so we asked her and she kind of just vomited a little bit so we we
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took that as non-binary yeah yeah yeah okay well good congratulations so we kind of we're
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pretty clear about what it is then we love you Chrissy yes all right congratulations it's it's a big deal and
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it's it's great so uh congratulations for me and uh this is Bob by the way and
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um I love you and I'll see you on the back side of things all right okay okay
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bye bye love you okay okay said Trump 2024 that's a funny um by the way this
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Jersey's 1917 I just corrected I was deal you know I just uh it's a really
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big deal it's a really I just wanted I just wanted to celebrate I wanted to celebrate um uh Chris stano's baby more
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importantly is Britney Spears is what we really want to talk about today big deal
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going on with Britney Spears do you know I mean it's like asking me if I know is
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asking me about Megan Markle and the Prince Harry I know I I know it all you do well I'm Vaguely Familiar with it I'm
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not I'm not I don't know much about like I follow Brit on Instagram I follow her
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too I like her dances yeah I like her dances I just like her whole vibe you know what I mean well she's trying to
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get out of her conservatorship and and uh um what's the guy's name downstairs
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what's the guy's name downstairs from where right here what's his name down
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downstairs Andreas the other guy Pete Pete yeah are you is Pete here he is yeah yeah hey I'm here
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yeah's say hey I'm here yeah Pete compiled some audio for us of Beast bear
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give it to us Pete let's hear three days later after I said no to Vegas my therapist sat me down in a room
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and said he had a million phone calls about how I was not cooperating in rehearsals and I haven't been taking my
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medication all of this was a false he he immediately the next day put me on lithium out of nowhere he took me off my
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normal meds I'd been on for 5 years is a very very what's with all the text
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messages and all that stuff is that whoever recorded it yeah it's whoever recorded it it's part of the audio so so
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her therapist gave her lithium to they're trying to try this poor girl has been under medication this is like slave
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[ __ ] though this is scary dude yeah that's scary they enslaved their own kid
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yeah I don't know what's going on in her mind well how could she doesn't know
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she's been under the influence right so I don't know the specific situations
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yeah that she's involved I don't know what happened for her the father to go
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all right that's enough I mean she shaved her head that one time remember a long time ago yeah and she hit the car
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with the umbrella she went a little crazy you know what I mean why did she hit the car with the umbrella I don't
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know so it's like I don't know what the specifics are yeah you know that's what
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I'm saying I don't know the details I don't know the details so it's like but
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I believe that one should be free in America free Britney and she has you know her own money that she's earned she
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should have full access to she doesn't have access to it she should have access
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of course but she doesn't that's what's creepy yeah get her the access to her
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money and if she is crazy and can't take care of I guess she's going to die oh
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man you know what I mean but just let her be free let her be free this is free Britney let me hear some more of this
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stuff that she's saying once you see someone whoever it is in the conservatorship making money making them
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money and myself money and working that whole that whole statement right there the conservatorship should end there
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should be no I shouldn't be on in a conservatorship if I can work and provide money and work for myself and
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pay others totally true you know you know what I hear in that that's really strange you know how they say when they
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like um when somebody like makes it young or they like kind of manipulate you when you're young in the business
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and you kind of like remain a child forever kind of like Michael Jackson you know he would talk with like this little
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baby voice it's like she kind of has that baby voice thing and it's weird
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it's she's got that like it's like they trapped her into like I've heard bring
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up the photo of her from hit me one more time when they when they made her like the um it was like a school girl outfit
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remember this hit me baby one more time do you remember this yeah the music video yeah but I've can I just say this
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but I know fifth-year old women in La like I know because something's wrong no
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that's just the way they talk no something's wrong do you think she's hot
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there Bob yeah I never I know was never into her 16 that's 16 so they made her a
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sex symbol at 16 and then they trapped her and stole all her money do you think she'd be stable now in her 30s be
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impossible they made they made a sex symbol for grown men and she was 16 and then they trapped her and then stole all
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of her money of course she was going to turn out wonky how could you fix that they put pigtails on a 16-year-old and
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made her out to be like a I don't know mid like someone in her mid 20s like they made her a sex icon yeah I me I
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feel bad for her dude she's that's crazy it's not as if though she's like her dad
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was like you're going to do this no matter what she's like I want to do it
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she wanted to be famous young people want to be famous that's why Rudy is here she wants to be famous yeah but
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that but that situation oh really you don't want to be famous yeah yesterday
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she was like um Bame can I take acting class no yeah I and I go what kind she goes I would like to do it's a method
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acting class you want to do method acting I go me yeah I go like Robert Dao's like yeah know yeah look at her
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now you're acting like that that's actually good that's very good act now
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you're acting like that you're like so um I want the most expensive one with
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the young Hollywood and I and I go really she goes and strictly says I've been working on monologue oh you have
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well she's been working on monologues what monologue you been working on R yeah get her get her a monologue get her
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a monologue in a movie you've been working on monologue yeah she has been Bobby is forcing me to do it no he's not
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oh yeah now you think I'm this is the conserv you think I'm Britney's dad oh
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my God doing that this is the conservat tail do the move do the move dance dance
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yeah you're going to do it and you're taking method and you're taking impr and
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you're going to make you're going to be the next star what is method acting so
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get her a monologue what's a what do you mean what's method acting yeah what is
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that it's it's um a lot of times PE C actors will live the life of the character
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they're going to play yeah so they pretend to be them 24 hours a day 24 hours a day like Daniel de Lewis played
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Lincoln and he lived as Lincoln like he lived as if he was in the time per like Robert daero when he did Taxi Driver
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actually became a c taxi driver for like a month yeah he took his took the license took the yeah took the license
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and everything so that he can you know can you believe that that's when you really get involved oh yeah Training Day
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King Kong let's see you read this this is this is probably one of the greatest
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yeah yeah monologues just right there all right so listen let's give you the
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setup right you're Alonzo Harris yeah all right you're Alonzo Harris you're in
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South Central Los Angeles you've just realized that everybody has turned against you but you're actually the bad
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guy in in truth right you've really pitted everyone against themselves so what you're what you're now yelling is
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you're trying to regain control and power so I want you to read this like you're angry and you want power back
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again and and there's also some you have to read the whole thing because it's
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like you're playing a character a lot I know and then some of the words you know
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I mean you're not going to want to say but we'll bleep it you do it first and
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no no no we're not doing we're not doing it no you have to do it ah you come
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on oh you [ __ ] do it a you [ __ ] Okay Okay Okay go commit don't don't stop doing
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great okay all right I'm putting kis on all you [ __ ] huh yeah yeah you you think you can do this [ __ ]
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Jake you think you can do this to me smack your chest hit your chest you [ __ ] will be playing basketball
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in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you sho program not yet 23-hour lockdown I'm the
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man up in this pie yell it be all yell the man up in this I'm the man up in this pie you'll never see the light of
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who the [ __ ] do you think you're [ __ ] with I'm the police yeah I around here
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no I run [ __ ] around here I run [ __ ] around here you just live here yeah yeah
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that's right you better walk away go ahead and walk away cuz I'm gonna cuz
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I'm GNA burn this [ __ ] down and this the biggest part go King ain't got
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[ __ ] on me that's that's that's great that's enough that was great that's
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great maybe I will get you an acting coach I really I think so what your name Denzel
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Washington did you not know that I knew that you well that's one of the best you
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know it before you didn't know it before though you kind of I kind of knew have
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you never seen Training Day this movie wow what a great movie you guys should play that in your house for her so she
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can see it yeah what a great movie Ethan Hawk wash because do you ever go to the
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D dining cart the dining cart yeah what is that so um on Sixth Street if you go way past Korea Town into downtown
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there's like a restaurant called the dining cart it's 24 hours a day and it's
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um tuxedos like the servers have tuxedos it's a steak house bring it up but you
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can go there at 2:3 in the morning and get a prime rib baked potato W oh the Pacific Dining Car yeah oh I know this
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have you been there no but I know when you said dining carts I didn't know what
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that was but yeah I know I said it wrong yeah but I know what I know what this is
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yeah the Pacific Dining Car yeah I know what this yeah and but training day there was a scene with the detectives
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and during the day was was in in that restaurant so I was like sit in that section oh you do yeah yeah I love being
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in that section is that your is that your favorite little spot downtown it's
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my favorite because it's 24 hours you can get like high-end Steakhouse food do
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you like have you ever been to Philip's I love phip but that's like more no
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that's 10 set coffee yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I love phip so much phip the double
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dip sandwich oh my God the macaroni give me a break and I just I like also just waiting in that line and the sawdust on
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the ground I love it I love it you know that's an old elementary school you know
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that right yeah mental institution for kids it was yeah it was it was kids that went nut they they Electric Shot so back
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in the why you smiling that's not funny that's not funny that's not funny that
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kids used to get electrocuted there yeah yeah so so back in the day in the 50s they had this um police officer named
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officer duel mcdel D- L yeah they used to call him duly D they call him officer mcdel they go dly dly and there was a
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lot of like kids that were like orphan all over LA right and he he had a mandate capture him that was actually a
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slogan Capt little bastards capture the little bastards capture the little bastards yeah yeah and what he used to
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do is they used to take this yellow bus like an old school bus like an old school yellow bus and they used to go
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around and they used should take like what the they capture dogs with yeah like the old uh like the old uh it's
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like a it's like a belt belt with a pole on it and they grab it and and and they
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get you and these kids were like five or six years old and they would like from behind their necks would slap out and
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they drag them they go they would make a noise because they get hooked like this
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and they get dragged and they make you know what I mean it hated it right because it was electrocuted and
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then have you ever seen have you ever seen in Los Angeles where there's tennis
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shoes over telephone poles okay that's right the kids would get and their shoes
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would come off their feet well that's where it comes from that that people all
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over America used to put tennis shoes together and throw over poles telephone wires yeah and
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to what they did after the dly did in the so then they was to take him to the restaurant Philip's right here and
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that's why they call it Philip's because the first kid was named Philipe yeah
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Philipe yeah pH phip go now it's now it's what's so funny nothing why are you
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laughing at yeah it's F I think you're making it up oh my God why would I how
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would we make something like that up okay then search it we just said phip no like the children search the children
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search the children search children children children kidnapped children kidnapped go ahead it'll come up
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watch boom there's one of them right go to the images that's Philip that was
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phip images images go back to Philip there he is there right there in the red right down down down down that's phip
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that's phip right now that's phip phip there's phip right there God that's so
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sad so sad so anyway they used to put all the kids in this building in LA right and they used to electroshock them
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yeah yeah all day long hundreds of kids like that and let me tell you something and
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the and the the electric charge they would send through them yeah they would it would push back out it powered the
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city the entire downtown Los Angeles was powered by the electric the ACDC current
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charge that powered all the buildings so the big US Bank building every time a kid was elect it would light up really
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bright for hours also here's a little tidbit right they would put a tube attached to their you know what I mean
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spine spinal yeah the spinal and when they electrocute it they would get a juice like a liquid out of it the
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spine and that's the liquid they make to use ranch dressing I don't know if you know you
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know you don't know you know how nobody knows what's in ranch that's it that's it just a little
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bit of that the liquid and they still have some of the liquid from these kid spines and they make ranch dressing all
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over the world honestly I can't believe you don't believe that it's a little
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Annoying that you don't believe that at all let me I watch I'll call Philip's
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and I'll ask I'm telling you we'll call phipa yeah you know I hate calls like this thank
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you for calling phip the original starting Monday June 14th our hours will be 6: am. to 10 p.m. every day we look
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forward to serving you thank you byebye oh they just they don't you don't get to
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call anybody [ __ ] you don't get to call anybody I know well that bit didn't work
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history I saw you post the other day about uh about Koreans for life you're going out to dinner with Koreans is that
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what is this what what are you trying to say well I'm going I'm doing the thing
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you're working really hard on trying to get into this a stop Asian hate stuff
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well you know people you know we've been talking about it and I I've brought it
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something no no no I've been you we were're having just dinner I'm showcasing my abilities yeah know I know
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it's just ingenuous no it's not I'm telling them I'm showing them that come
00:23:35
on are you telling them you're doing this only for yourself or because you actually care about AG I care about
00:23:39
that's why I think that my voice counts I think my voice is going to help so I I've been hitting up you know I
00:23:45
mean I got [ __ ] you know lines up to all kinds of [ __ ] people dog why don't you just do it why don't you just
00:23:52
post something about about no no I need to be included cuz I like the Montage of
00:23:55
it no because yeah you want the you want the fame element it you don't want to do
00:23:58
it you know you're being you're really pissing me off right now you're making
00:24:01
my neck hurt right now you're not doing it altruistically you're not doing it
00:24:04
because I don't know what the word means I know you don't you're not doing it
00:24:06
because you want to receive uh Positive Vibes internally you want to do it because you want other people to
00:24:11
recognize that you're a part of it is that true or not no it's not and I take
00:24:15
offense to it because listen here's the thing you take offense to that I do because I have a I have a mother what
00:24:21
the what does that even mean of no [ __ ] I have a mother no [ __ ] all right and
00:24:24
she's a happens to be Asian and I have thoughts get out of town yeah I have thought
00:24:28
I I tell my mom all the time I go M you got to be careful out there there's Asian hate she goes baby I'm okay I'm
00:24:33
okay I'll be okay you think your mom's getting jumped in Scottdale I'm just
00:24:36
saying that like now when I see like an old Asian person get attacked right I kind of Envision what if that was my mom
00:24:42
right which makes me very angry and it makes me want to like say something so just say something on Instagram no I
00:24:48
have to be a part of the PCA that everyone else is I have to be there with George teai and Sandro and all these
00:24:54
[ __ ] people why does Ken Jong and Randall Park and all these guys I want to get asked to do a [ __ ] PCA I will
00:25:01
say it and I will do it I change watching you know when you're watching one of those things and then it's like
00:25:06
all these names and then there's always like a guy in there that you're like who
00:25:09
the [ __ ] is that guy yeah there's some guys I don't even know who they are and
00:25:11
then you look them up another one of those guys you'll be another guy where people go who is that guy they'll go oh
00:25:17
Rand Park you're you're really gonna they go Rand Park oh my God it's Ken
00:25:20
Jong oh my God it's it's it's uh another Asian actor and then you'll go up there
00:25:24
and then some people will go who is that guy you know it's so funny cuz that
00:25:28
feeds into why they're not ask asking me why because no I'm a nobody thank you for don't play the
00:25:36
victim thank you thank you for feeding that old tape in my head right that's
00:25:39
what you know that that you know what you're a piece of [ __ ] friend dude you
00:25:42
know what the problem is you know the problem things that I'm you [ __ ] there are things that I you know that
00:25:48
I'm sensitive about and you bring it up there are things that I know that you're
00:25:51
sensitive no just listen don't complain about not being famous enough you're
00:25:53
getting nothing but wor you're you're your own PSA all right well then how can
00:25:58
we do it can we get a campaign going you got to ask me I'm a part of the community just just
00:26:04
just you know how [ __ ] funny it would be if Rudy got in the in the in the a API I kick her out of the house she
00:26:11
would have no longer place to live just ask me I know so I look you deserve it you deserve it all jokes aside but I
00:26:19
think you need to make your own you need to do your own thing and then like I so
00:26:23
I called David Cho and Steven Yun y we went to dinner did you do his show what David show doesn't he have a show I did
00:26:31
do a show the FX long time ago no no FX doesn't he have a show on FX he did the
00:26:35
thing the footage that he has is from years ago and he's now releasing it oh
00:26:40
yeah what do you do on it he I just go to his house he paints on my body what is the point of the show he
00:26:48
paints people no no I'm serious he's an artist I know who the [ __ ] he is but
00:26:51
what's the show is the show about his artistic creation no he just invites people to his house and he paints them
00:26:56
huh it's weird Okay so so anyway um I got I bring the these I'm trying to
00:27:00
reach for the stars and I go you know what I have some weight here baby I'm going to call Dave and Steve we go out
00:27:07
and we're at dinner and I go um hey guys um you guys do those pcas they what the
00:27:14
[ __ ] are you talking about PSAs I said it wrong that's why they don't know what you're talking about I
00:27:19
said it wrong they might have thought you were thinking about a dish at the restaurant like I've never had PC that's
00:27:23
why they're like what are you talking about I go never mind because cuz they weren't but I what
00:27:29
is it PSA Public Service Announcement Public Service Announcement yeah we did this last week we did did we do last
00:27:36
week I think so so what I'm so what I'm going to do is the next round of meetings that I have I have a
00:27:43
bunch of I have my lines out yeah yeah I'm going to get um you know TR Sandra o
00:27:48
these some of these types she's huge yeah and I'm going to ask PSA you guys
00:27:53
do these PSAs well do you know what aapi is yeah American Auto Pacific Insurance that's right okay
00:28:05
and sign up for aapi right now use the code bad friends 10 bad friends 10 you'll get 10 payments for free with
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American autopacific Insurance aapi Insurance what yeah what is it you don't know what you're that's
00:28:18
what the PSA that you're talking about is aapi stuff Asian American and Pacific
00:28:24
Islander oh [ __ ] I should write that down too you know how [ __ ] up that is is that like the white guy knows what
00:28:29
that is did you know what that was a a p i you didn't know what that was yeah
00:28:34
this is why you don't get the campaign this is this is that's what they are
00:28:38
this is why our friends that get to give me information to help me oh so you're
00:28:41
using the white man again and then you're pitting myself really you're going to play that card well you've been
00:28:46
playing you're playing the [ __ ] out of [ __ ] old Asian people on the street
00:28:50
I've never hit an old Asian woman you tell your friends though not to do it it's not right so they did David show
00:28:58
and stepen that's not why I called them how do you say his last name Yun cuz you
00:29:02
corrected yourself is it Yen Yun Yun yeah Yu n so you know they may or may not be on my 300th tiger belly episode
00:29:11
that's tight yeah that's why but you did this whole Korean post that was like
00:29:15
Koreans for life I didn't know what to put say cuz we're in Korea Town first of
00:29:19
all that is so funny that restaurant M Parks have you been there we went for your birthday no that's Parks Park
00:29:26
finest no there's two parks so there's a Filipino Parks so many parks there's a billion of you guys
00:29:31
there's a Filipino Parks that's Filipino food that was an Echo Park that where
00:29:35
Parks finest that's what we're talking about yeah on Sunset the old one yeah
00:29:38
but the one that the real Korean barbecue Parks is downtown is on um Vermont so you've never been there no I
00:29:46
don't go there it's the best Korean food probably in in terms of Korean restaurants chosan and Parks is probably
00:29:51
one of the top chosan I've been to yeah Chan's great but Parks but the Great Is
00:29:55
it new so but when you walk into Parks right on the side of the wall there's the the
00:30:00
lady that owns parks and with celebrities over the years oh bro for a second when you said she's on the wall I
00:30:07
thought you meant she's like hanging on the wall like she's a part of the menu
00:30:11
like they stuff like they stuffed the old owner and she's just standing there
00:30:14
where she's like it's like a euro thing like one of those Euro things she SLI
00:30:18
spinning she slice the meat would you like to take some of Miss Park's foot yes so um there it is right there yeah
00:30:23
so on the side of the wall it says it has all these it has her with clown posy and ICP yeah and all these celebrities
00:30:31
are like what the [ __ ] and then none of me right at all and I go there all the
00:30:36
time so what I had a fan do right stupid I know I had a fan go up there frame a photo of me and actually
00:30:45
put one up and it's still there you're so dumb right it's still there but it's
00:30:49
not with Mrs Park it's not so when I walked in there um David Goes you know that he and she goes I know that and
00:30:56
that's why I I have not removed it oh a picture with you so then she's like
00:31:00
let's do a real one now so that's what that was so now you have a photo up
00:31:04
there yeah oh that's kind of fun you're I had to bring I had to bring in the one of the
00:31:10
biggest artists and one of the bigest actors in there to get one yeah you had I brought in [ __ ] ammunition and she
00:31:17
didn't even know who he was Steven Young when he was in our house I go do you
00:31:20
know Steven young she's in the house she goes I don't know who he is and you you
00:31:24
you got to take acting classes you got to take acting classes we'll get you we
00:31:28
will get you fitted with the biz bro what's wrong with you today Jules yeah there's something wrong nothing yeah
00:31:33
there is I can feel it no I'm just tired man this house this house sleepy people
00:31:39
is just [ __ ] no I think what I think she has a lot because she has a lot going on what do you mean she's done
00:31:45
with school that's right you have nothing going on exactly are you going to summer camp no we should send her
00:31:51
away to Camp you know parents send them Jules has such a good life if you think about it 100% yeah she write she's like
00:31:58
I I'm going to get you know a $300 haircut she just gets one you know me right is that not your life is kind of
00:32:05
smooth and easy yeah what else is going on now that you're done with school are
00:32:08
you doing anything um what's the summer entail we have a foster dog again okay
00:32:14
that's not a thing that's happen that's just a oh it is a thing and it's it's B
00:32:19
it's bothering me what why dude it's like bro I told these girls I go before I go to hunger I looked at
00:32:26
them I go no more Foster we have four dogs now it's a lot of dogs and three cats it's a lot of cats and they
00:32:32
promised me you know we're not going to do it for a year now right but so when I
00:32:36
was in Hungary they Tred to sneak one in mhm right and they they try to sneak one
00:32:41
in so by the time I got back into town the dog would be already out the door right that's actually kind of smart
00:32:47
but guess what happened it stayed it's still here cuz they couldn't get anyone
00:32:52
to get it what kind of dog is it um Dogo Argentino h H pitbull what you know the
00:32:59
ones that they're always mixed with pit no but the Dogo Argentino are the ones
00:33:02
that they they use for fighting fighting dogs yeah o let's call Michael Vic he
00:33:06
might still want that dog look at that dog oh yes yeah we got one of those with a pit look at the middle picture she's
00:33:13
so sweet this one though they train these dogs to fight these are the ones that fight huh yeah but this one right
00:33:18
our dog looks just like that right Mama and she is yeah she's white and she is
00:33:22
one of the sweetest dogs we've ever had God she's sweet do Sandra bulock on
00:33:26
Allen Korean Force skin it was rotated on Tik Tok today I saw it like this morning or yesterday she talks about
00:33:34
doing micro needling do you know what that is Bob I mean when I make love to women that's what they call
00:33:40
it play the video if you can find it she basically admits right there she got a penis facial yeah this is a couple years
00:33:47
ago but it like kind of went untalked about for a while but essentially you get a micro
00:33:53
needling which is like little tiny needles and then it brings your blood to the surface which is like really healthy
00:33:57
for your and then they can inject all sorts of stuff into your face yeah but what are they putting in there listen
00:34:04
she'll tell you a couple months ago admitted to that Santa bu her C kind of facial in New York this way in
00:34:14
which well it's this this way in which um one forces uh through micro needling
00:34:21
um it's like a little roller with these some of you I think many of you know it
00:34:24
and it pushes through the skin and ruptures the collagen and and then boost it you look like a burn victim for a day
00:34:29
but then it's but then it pushes a what are you pushing into the skin Sarah Sarah Sandra Sarah Sandra
00:34:35
Carrie what are you pushing into the skin well you push in whatever the facialist would like to insert into your
00:34:42
pores but what is it it is an extraction from a um a a um a piece of skin uh that
00:34:51
came from a young person um far far away and they somehow figured out how to extract it's four skinn from a Korean
00:35:00
baby it's like pause that that's real she's putting Korean baby penises in her face and there are
00:35:12
Korean babies thousands of them going where is it where's my penis where's the
00:35:17
rest of my penis look it's right here it's my cheekbones how do you say penis in
00:35:23
Korean yeah how do you say penis in Kore you know if I don't goou goou yeah yeah
00:35:27
where is my guou it's right here right and I'm going to tell you this right now yeah if I was one of
00:35:35
those Korean babies yeah when I get older mhm I'm coming to La I'm knocking on her door yeah want it
00:35:43
back just grab her face take it out take it out I want it back you how about this
00:35:48
we can start your a AI a AI yeah PS that's what I'm that's the new campaign
00:35:54
no more Korean [ __ ] the Asians being violated against that's the that's the
00:35:59
real crime because Korean specific no more Korean for skin facials yeah no more Korean for SK facial no more Korean
00:36:06
forkin facials no more Korean dude if you don't want to participate in an aapi and stop Asian if
00:36:12
you don't want to be here get the [ __ ] out of here Jules no more Korean forkin facials no
00:36:19
more Korean forkin facials no more Korea Forin facial there we go I mean it's
00:36:25
like minim you don't have to go to the protest okay isn't that insane it's
00:36:29
insane dude that you put baby penis skin and by the way we're all laughing about
00:36:33
it on show like Ellen that's crazy alen yeah no that is [ __ ] crazy or how about this can we do this y can the
00:36:40
Koreans get American babies for skins in their faces I bet you that that's exchange is not there doesn't that
00:36:47
you're not getting the white [ __ ] can't get white penis skin you're not
00:36:49
getting the white there's not much but you want the yellow Asian one cuz it's
00:36:52
good it's good cuz it's blessed maybe that's what it is the white one the
00:36:56
white baby forkin mhm garbage it makes you look older when you put it in your [ __ ] you age when you you age 20 years
00:37:05
by the way when they cut are you circumcised yeah bro when they when they I still have mine when they circum sell
00:37:12
it to Sandy I could you could it's pretty old though so what you it'll still be good it'll still be good all
00:37:19
all right they circumcise when they circumcised me they saw what was left and they asked my mom if I they should
00:37:23
put it back they asked if they could put it back because it was so tiny that they
00:37:27
were like it's gonna be tough for him should we put it back on right they were gonna put it back you
00:37:35
I you know I have it did you make a decision they don't ask the baby that should we cut it put it back I was
00:37:42
like that is so weird that they cut baby boy penises yeah isn't that gross first
00:37:47
of all can I just say let me ask another question about this about this I don't
00:37:50
know what all I know is this clip okay but let me just ask a question so imagine you're in Korea I'm a you're a
00:37:58
surgeon you're you you deliver babies you're a doctor got it right baby's born
00:38:03
you clip the [ __ ] Force again mhm whose idea is it at first to go maybe this could go well you know what's so
00:38:15
you know what's so funny what happened he clipped the forkin and then he put it
00:38:17
on his cheeks one of the do one of the surgeons and one as a joke as a joke make everyone laugh and the nurses go
00:38:22
skin look Beau 12 he put a bunch of little baby four skins all over his face as a joke right
00:38:30
oh look at me look at me right you know everybody look at me right and and maybe
00:38:35
everyone's wait what is it Buffalo Bill who is it that put so he puts it on his
00:38:39
faceal and he's doing a little funny nurse is look at me look at me everybody look at me right and then and
00:38:47
then everyone's kind of B and then one nurse goes hey you look young what is it who was wearing skin
00:38:55
was it Buffalo Bill who was it that wore people skin Buffalo Bill yeah look build
00:38:58
Buffalo build yeah so he's running around he's I'm Buffalo Bill I'm a Buffalo
00:39:05
Bill yeah yeah yeah and they were like we make they play they play The Silence of the ls the music goodbye
00:39:15
[Laughter] horse oh my God oh God that's only going to make us laugh but that was funny so
00:39:24
we found out how Sandra Bullock got it that's that's how we yeah look at me look at
00:39:31
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00:39:38
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have all the money in the world you can do whatever you want it does that creep you out to think that when you get to
00:42:22
that level they do weird [ __ ] that they they said K blancha did it right oh she
00:42:26
does in the beginning the thing she oh I was she with Kate Blanchet is that what
00:42:30
they said in the beginning of the video go to the Beginning video she doesn't mention
00:42:34
Kate just go to the very beginning right there that's cap Lanett right yeah it is
00:42:38
Cap Lanett admitted to that Sandra bulock and her went and got a certain kind of facial in New York Kate Blanchet
00:42:45
and her you I could have asked her at lunch and let's just look at her like look at her all mean like like during
00:42:53
lunch right mhm and she's kind of just kind of talking to him and she kind of
00:42:56
looks at me goes what matter let me look at your let me look your benath your eye and I kind of poke
00:43:03
at it that's my [ __ ] cousin you one hand you you feel your penis with one hand and her face with the other one
00:43:09
yeah yeah uhhuh I could have asked her though you know what you should I would have never that's how uncomfortable
00:43:13
email her right now I don't know anything about no I don't have her number no no go Kate just checking in
00:43:18
yeah yeah did you get my cousin's penis on your face yeah that's insane I would have
00:43:23
done it by the way that's why they look so good yeah that's why they I'm telling
00:43:26
you oh my the joke used to be they drink baby blood no they took baby penises and
00:43:30
put them on their face yeah how many kids did she adopt by the way she adopted like six brown
00:43:37
kids no not K Blanchett Sandra bu Sandra bulock God Pete's skills are uh yeah
00:43:44
he's deteriorating they're sub subpar subpar yeah we like him but he would
00:43:49
have job exclusive people she adopted daughter so she has how many kids does she have that she's stolen from another
00:43:55
country don't say that kid she's doing a good service no it's a good deed yeah
00:44:01
it's a good deed it doesn't matter Pete's not going to find it it was insane how many
00:44:06
celebrities at that time were adopting little brown babies it was like a trend I think it's still a trend who's doing
00:44:12
it now people still do I mean it's not as if sandre Bullock's kids are like 18
00:44:18
some of them are still she did it and then Brad Pitt and angelene J did they R they they adopted all of them already
00:44:24
yeah they just they're just trying to have new ones born Africa and they were
00:44:27
like send him yeah I mean it's it's it is cool to see though Brad back when
00:44:33
Brad and Angelina were like together and you see shots of them at the airport and
00:44:37
there's like 50 kids just walking down like a horde like an army well we don't
00:44:43
know is what that they're employing those kid they're making them build stuff they're making shoes they're
00:44:47
making little kicks little Nikes no they're not I think what if you open up what if you open a pair of Nikes you
00:44:51
open the the tongue and it said made in Brad and Angelina's basement so there's only right there
00:44:56
there's two Asian kids yeah a young black girl and then three whities I think those are biological the three the
00:45:03
three whites look at them yeah they're biological God they're paler than I am
00:45:07
yeah and the two Asian kids I didn't know she had Asian boys you know this two them yeah yeah yeah wow what are
00:45:13
their names I think one of them is Levi no no what's I don't know why and the
00:45:18
other one's True Religion why did I say Levi you name your kid one of them is
00:45:24
called jeno and the other one is Levi is Levi and jeno no the names are Maddox Pax Zahara Shiloh Vivian and Knox
00:45:34
Shiloh's organic one um Vivian and Knox are organic or no Pax Pax has got to be
00:45:40
Asian I think Pax is Asian and then Zahara is obviously the young black girl I imagine I imagine but how do I know
00:45:48
yeah Pax Angelina Jolie oh Pax is the Asian boy yeah the older Asian gentleman I don't know how
00:45:54
old this guy is I mean just imagine where is PAX from also Imagine This maybe she got him as a baby to get his
00:46:02
forkin dude if he's Korean I'm going to lose my [ __ ] he's not you can tell just
00:46:07
by looking at him huh yeah he's not he's Vietnamese is he Vietnamese nationality Vietnam son yeah yeah but do
00:46:15
they have good forkin too well I would say might be not as good as no Kore that's going to be as good you think
00:46:22
Vietnam is good as Kore really good stuff well who's the best then who has the best four skinin I think that we're
00:46:27
all equal is this your PSA look into the camera and talk about who has the best Asian for skin um the best Asian for
00:46:33
skin you know in my opinion is all Asian forkin the more you know see I'm good at
00:46:40
it I can do it did you ever see but imagine though imagine though the odds you're you're abandoned
00:46:50
you're abandoned Vietnamese baby at an orphanage right and there's probably
00:46:55
what hundreds of right thousands maybe right one kid goes to like a fisherman mhm right in Canada in Canada somewhere
00:47:03
another kid goes to like some plumber in Ohio and one one goes to Florida yeah and then you go to Brad Pit Brad Pit and
00:47:12
Angelina Jolie like it's like it must does the baby know like you know when they go you and
00:47:21
the does the baby know it's got to know I'm a millionaire yeah and all the baby
00:47:26
oh you lucky you're lucky does he know he must know he's got to know yeah yeah like and then like and
00:47:34
all the that makes be so jealous that baby gets to fly first class yeah oh yeah probably the same let me like five
00:47:40
babies are uh adopting the same day but they say think the same flight but one of the babies is Just In First
00:47:46
Class oh no the other babies walk by the other baby the little baby's up there
00:47:50
like this In First Class like this and the other babies he sunglasses already other babies are walking by like this
00:47:57
yeah he's like he does a PE sign like this he goes back of the plane yeah that's a hot baby baby how [ __ ] lucky
00:48:05
yeah I mean but you know what yeah Pax deserves it why because you don't know
00:48:09
his story oh you think how about this m cuz you know they visit the [ __ ] orphanage yeah they take them back and
00:48:16
and and you know they walk around Brad Pit Ang jel Jolie and they look all the kid there's no way they're just going
00:48:22
just send me whatever no they go so you have to Showcase you have to Showcase as
00:48:26
a and if you're not good you're not going to get the good one n you have to show
00:48:30
off your skills yeah yeah so Pax was probably tap dancing as a baby you know what I mean
00:48:37
hello my baby hello my honey hello my yeah he's just like doing oil painting
00:48:42
oil painting he's playing on a piano concert and and they're like oh we'll
00:48:47
take that one we'll take that one take that one and the other one's just
00:48:50
like like that no get rid of that one throw that one in the well no problem yeah yeah wow it's is sad that we're
00:48:57
learning a lot of history we're learning a lot we're learning a lot about the whole
00:49:02
thing can I say something about the the the Googling and the the skills of Pete because I want to make a little a mental
00:49:08
note a fan sent us something yeah let's just last week the guys cut the episode
00:49:13
so bad so bad that Pete was on camera for four minutes I didn't even know what
00:49:19
that was this is how look at how bad look at this you sat on our couch and you guys just chatted about was it
00:49:25
deep and philosophical yeah was de it was deep it was yeah cuz she know you know she's married to one of the I'm
00:49:32
asking you a real question about your trip and hungry we're getting into something right now on the episode
00:49:37
meanwhile we cut to these two uh goons goons now look at this now pay attention to Pete's face the whole time okay go
00:49:44
ahead know most uh well-respected this is she's talented in her own right I'm
00:49:50
not discrediting her she also happens to be married to one of the most talented writer director producers in the history
00:49:55
of Comedy my Idols same I got to work with him once and it was it was the coolest thing I've ever done he had a
00:50:02
show on HBO called family tree I did an episode of it look at his face me and Matt you know Matt oh I love Matt we got
00:50:08
we were we were Confederate soldiers at what is going through his head I don't really like my life that
00:50:14
much I'm not sure I want to be here anymore is today the day it could be I I
00:50:19
stick the shotgun in my mouth I've cleaned it and everything I've reloaded
00:50:23
it four or five times I should just do it today is the day and now he realizes that it could be I have children yeah
00:50:29
but you know I'll leave him a couple hundred bucks and I watch this little smirk here he's thinking about it deeply
00:50:33
goes that's enough money for them to get by isn't it yeah yeah yeah let me do the
00:50:38
math 200 by 6 years if I'm dead for yeah wait wait wait this was what's on
00:50:43
YouTube yeah and then he's wait wait go back a little bit wait go back just a
00:50:48
little bit he realizes right here that it'll that he could kill himself and get
00:50:51
away with it watch this yeah yeah no no no no w a little bit yeah a little bit yeah instead of
00:51:00
killing myself I could kill my family oh Pete Jesus Christ dude it held on these guys for like three minutes
00:51:14
it's so crazy that's so funny though oh oh yeah yeah I could kill my family no
00:51:19
that was me him going I'm going to go eat at Fatburger later he's he's
00:51:22
thinking about his meal yeah this is what psychotic people like him do they think about murder and then they
00:51:26
immediately maybe I'll go to phip later so who made that decision it was ative decision let me
00:51:33
say it it was Andre Andre did it look at me I I I am dead serious when I say this
00:51:39
there's other people that can do the job I'd like to make him either get fired or
00:51:43
take a leave of absence I'm putting in my vote right now to fire him right now
00:51:47
but guys no you don't get to vote it was very successful they created a lot of
00:51:52
Engagement I I think I think you need to take a time out from the show and I'd
00:51:55
like you to leave for a while after all I've done for you guys can we just do a vote please yeah let's just do
00:52:01
a vote okay who votes that Andreas should be fired uh today right now and lose almost everything he's ever for
00:52:07
Jules Jules I want him to stay you want him fired so that's one for fired no
00:52:12
stay one for fired one for fired I myself need him fired because I want him gone bad because I don't want to work
00:52:17
with him anymore I want him to stay okay so two fired one stay yeah and then Pete
00:52:21
is the deciding factor P you better Pete watch us hold on this shot for an hour and a
00:52:30
half I I vote yay that's three fired well you know it's been fun Andre take a
00:52:36
hike take a hike to fire me I quit oh you're going to quit I know you already
00:52:41
fired you dude yeah you can't quit once we you quit you should have quit this
00:52:45
morning you're fired okay um you know what so sad you guys is he crying I'm not crying I don't need this
00:52:55
[ __ ] is he crying no [ __ ] you hey hey come come here and come here come here you're not even
00:53:05
[Laughter] funny no no back hey don't slam the door why'd you do that I wanted him gone
00:53:14
no but she said she said fire him to stay you said fire him she said stay dude I said stay no she said fire I said
00:53:22
fire you said stay Pete said fire Pete you luge head I just I just want to get ahead
00:53:29
here see that's how they do it he moved up that's how they move up I'm not going
00:53:33
to miss the guy at all yeah he wasn't good at his job and we don't need him
00:53:36
anymore dude have you seen um Sweet Tooth yet that's pretty good show Sweet Tooth yeah who's that who's in it it's I
00:53:43
don't know um that guy from SNL's in it um bring up sweet tooth please he's really good in it what uh Wy
00:53:52
from SNL I forgot sweet tooth that right there dude Bob yeah is that the image Right
00:54:03
There Will Forte oh I love Will Forte Will Will Forte wait what what's the it's a Netflix show yeah we did I saw
00:54:10
all Eight Episodes really good look at the trailer so sweet tooth what is it I don't think you'd like it because it's a
00:54:16
little fantasy for you you're more you're more like no you're more like
00:54:20
grit I do like grit this this is kind of there's there's very kind of light but
00:54:24
it gets dark but there's like wait go down it's a it's a concept that's um I
00:54:29
don't think you're see the trailer but it's starring Forte's name isn't even in
00:54:33
it it says uh noso Aon Christian covery how come his name is not even on there Josh Brolin oh James Brolin yeah his
00:54:41
name is on there if I look at the cast on mind thing is he's third up oh that's
00:54:45
weird yeah Will Forte way down there he was great he is great I think he's [ __ ]
00:54:51
did you ever see did you ever watch um uh last man mhm I love last man on Earth yeah he's great but
00:54:59
um I I feel like if you were born a hybrid uhhuh you would be half hyena analou oh
00:55:08
yeah yeah yeah that yeah yeah what about me um whatever they were in Gremlins that's not that's so cute oh
00:55:20
mwaa you mean M oh yeah yeah I'd be half M 100% bring up a [ __ ] M and tell me
00:55:25
that's not you yeah yeah yeah yeah tell me aai isn't Bobby Lee a hyena for sure
00:55:28
is you know what aay is and Gremlins oh they're so cute this tell me this is not
00:55:32
Bobby Lee it totally is me they good there's Gizmo isn't that Bobby Lee yeah
00:55:37
that's Bobby Lee yeah yeah short to the ground were so cute cute cuddly stinky
00:55:42
they're so smelly they're so stinky and they don't wash cuz they can't be around
00:55:45
water yeah yeah I'm a m for you're a m for sure yeah uh what would Jewels
00:55:50
be Jews would be um marsupi some sort of marup some sort of marup oh I agree with that I agree
00:55:59
with that or what about those ones in Papa n guini or whatever the ones with the big eyes that like cling to the tree
00:56:03
yeah and they have the big ears what what are those things called what are those called big eyed big eyed monke
00:56:08
that's what you are the big eyed by that's the name of our band the big eyed
00:56:11
monkeys those guys those guys there we go that's you yeah what is that thing
00:56:16
what is that thing tarer oh tarer T limited yeah cute okay so listen uh this is the m speaking of
00:56:26
the magai band I want to show you this somebody sent this to me do you know there's a band called The Bobby Lees
00:56:31
yeah I do you've seen this it's not based on me but how can sue these people
00:56:36
but it's not based they're not they didn't create the band because I know my
00:56:40
name Sue these people no I won't I like the fact that they're called the Bobby
00:56:44
Le but you what if their music you don't like I listen to it they're pretty good
00:56:47
oh they are yeah yeah well then should we go see the Bobby Le live I just I want to know why they're called the
00:56:52
Bobby Le that we need to find out somehow yeah all right so listen if anybody has with the Bobby Le we want to
00:56:57
find out why they have his name is there anybody Asian in the band look of course
00:57:01
not no okay would no maybe they where are they from well click on the band uh no nobody looks Asian yeah but they look
00:57:11
this looks like Pete's family yeah yeah for sure but they look like people that I would hang out with
00:57:18
they look like they're not well where are they from uh is a garage Punk Bobby
00:57:23
Le named after vocalist Sam formed after vocalist Sam K moved to Woodstock New York took a suggestion
00:57:29
from a friend to recruit her new bandmates cool all right well let's if anybody can connect us to the Bobby Le
00:57:35
let's link up with them yeah what if we could get them to play the opening music
00:57:39
for the show that'd be great that'd be awesome if anybody knows the Bobby Le
00:57:42
please let us know please connect us yeah because we want to do we want to uh we want to link up with the Bob Le we
00:57:48
could just reach out to them all right we got to get your campaign going get your campaign going being friend get
00:57:54
your campaign going end it with your campaign you want to do your PSA okay asian-americans in this country are
00:58:04
being attacked harassed and beaten up frankly in the streets of America and we we are
00:58:14
American just like any other American and this needs to stop that's it yeah I don't remember so
00:58:25
I so please put away your bully clubs buly golf clubs you know I mean all the other clubs that could hurt other human
00:58:35
beings to to penetrate their skin and stop shoving them around concrete right cuz they they they run our laundry mats
00:58:45
fact right they La run our liquor stores stores restaurants they run our Sciences
00:58:51
not all of them yeah but they do mostly mostly Chinese and Japanese yeah yeah yeah um they run are um NASA some
00:58:58
there's NASA couple NASA not a lot they've been to space no they run they
00:59:03
run they're they um they're teachers professors lawyers Prof doctors doctors for sure doctors
00:59:12
for sure doctors for sure right and don't beat up a billy club a doctor don't do that that's not right right and
00:59:20
then say and then they massage where where else are you going to get your massages you know what I mean what you
00:59:26
mean your feet are going to be stanky yeah and and rank if you don't if you get rid of us so I I Bobby Lee I Bobby
00:59:33
Lee want to stop Asian hate want to stop Asian hate and I'm supporting I'm
00:59:37
support a a RP yep a RP yeah for being thank you for being a bad [Laughter] [Music]
00:59:51
friend just have to get my mood um Swit you're here baby I know I'm in such a
00:59:55
bad mood why put on your headphones so we can talk cuz I had to get up cuz you had to get up to come here yeah at 1:00
01:00:01
in the p.m. yeah but I'm still jetl post meridian it was a week ago you've been
01:00:06
back yeah it doesn't last that long I don't think well we usually do it around
01:00:10
4 that's all I know we do but it's 1 o'clock you know it's not the end of I
01:00:13
don't go at one you know what I mean how long does jet lag last a week uh this says jet lag anywhere last
01:00:20
from a few days typically one day per time zone crossed so nine days it's been just that yeah it's good
01:00:31
to see you Bobby hold on okay I've uh well we've got some great news to start out the show while
01:00:40
[Laughter] [Music] you're wo woo [Music]

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Episode Highlights

  • Celebrating a New Baby
    A heartfelt moment discussing a friend's new child.
    “Congratulations on me, it's a life-changing experience!”
    @ 05m 06s
    June 28, 2021
  • Free Britney
    Discussion on Britney Spears' conservatorship and her fight for freedom.
    “Let her be free!”
    @ 08m 37s
    June 28, 2021
  • Electrocuting Kids for Power
    A disturbing claim about how kids were used to power downtown LA.
    “They would electrocute kids to power the city.”
    @ 18m 33s
    June 28, 2021
  • Ranch Dressing's Dark Secret
    A bizarre story linking ranch dressing to the spines of electrocuted kids.
    “They still have some of the liquid from these kid spines.”
    @ 19m 15s
    June 28, 2021
  • Asian Hate and Personal Stories
    A heartfelt discussion about the impact of Asian hate on personal lives.
    “I have a mother, and she's Asian.”
    @ 24m 21s
    June 28, 2021
  • Korean Baby Skin Facials
    A shocking discussion about using skin from babies for cosmetic procedures.
    “That's real, she's putting Korean baby penises in her face.”
    @ 35m 05s
    June 28, 2021
  • The Absurdity of Celebrity Beauty
    A humorous take on the lengths celebrities go for beauty, including bizarre treatments.
    “They drink baby blood? No, they took baby penises and put them on their face.”
    @ 43m 26s
    June 28, 2021
  • Adoption Awareness
    A funny reflection on whether adopted babies realize their privileged status.
    “Does the baby know it's got to know I'm a millionaire?”
    @ 47m 21s
    June 28, 2021
  • Stop Asian Hate
    Bobby Lee passionately calls for an end to violence against Asian Americans.
    “I want to stop Asian hate.”
    @ 59m 33s
    June 28, 2021

Episode Quotes

  • Free Britney!
    Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends
  • They would electrocute kids to power the city.
    Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends
  • I have a mother, and she's Asian.
    Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends
  • That's real, she's putting Korean baby penises in her face.
    Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends
  • Does the baby know it's got to know I'm a millionaire?
    Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends
  • This needs to stop.
    Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends

Key Moments

  • Family Visit00:37
  • New Baby05:06
  • Celebrity Encounters30:05
  • Korean Baby Skin35:05
  • Firing Discussion52:19
  • Laughter53:05
  • Discussion on Sweet Tooth53:39
  • Bobby Lee's PSA59:33

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