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Is there a way to like prove I'm okay?
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I'm an okay Filipino. Can you climb a
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tree? Like really fast? Oh no, there's
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poop. There's poop right there. What do
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you do with it? You eat it. That's
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right. All right. That's right. That's
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right. Right. That's for two. Yeah.
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Yeah. Here comes someone in the village.
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I broody. I'm your I'm your great great
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great great and and you know me. Do you
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remember me? I need money. What do you
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do? Shut the up.
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Right. All
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right. Right. It's 3:00 in the morning.
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You hear a noise, you go outside, right?
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And you see a half Filipino man, half
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wolf, right? And half chicken,
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right? So, three halves. Yeah. Three
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halves. Everybody has three. Everybody
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has three halves, right? What do you do?
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You kill it and you roast it and you eat
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it. Yeah. What else do you do? And you
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you you
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