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hometown at the Chicago Theater I think it's sold out maybe some standby tickets come see me then I go to Durham North Carolina come on Durham show up show out
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for your boy Atlanta Georgia Charles South Carolina then Philly I'm playing the met I cannot wait Philly I love you
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so much you dirty birds New York I'm at the Beacon then I go to Phoenix San Francisco two shows San Diego two shows Boston four shows four shows in Boston
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come out and see your boy and then three shows as of now in Minneapolis maybe we added a fourth we don't know who knows
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come out and see me Minneapolis I love you guys Andrew Santino docomo to Andrew Santino tocom you two are bad friends
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who are these two idiots and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends
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D you know I've been I've been watching all the Indiana Jones and I know which one I like you doing I'll do it you know
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which one which one do you like I know which one you like no yes it has nothing to do with
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short round no I like I think the third one which is the best one it is the best one the third one yeah yeah with uh Sean
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Conor uhhuh which one was that called The Last Crusade the Last Crusade the Last Crusade you know lost
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Arc is okay I think it's great it's not bad yeah lost Arc is amazing the first one I haven't watched I haven't watched any of those in so long I know cuz the reason why I'm rewatching it is because
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I'm playing the video game oh Fox [ __ ] yeah Bethesda has you know I mean a new Indiana Jones game where do you find the
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time oh the time is of my own in my hands find time the time is of my own in my hands between us developing the
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animated show and the game show where do you find the time to do all this stuff well goes this show [ __ ] and then
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Indiana Jones baby get what's up dude you know what I mean that's the order dog and then fourth is breakfast
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burritos I love breakfast burritos what's your perfect BB um kofax ingredients I mean but Co kofax is
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phenomenal what do you mean what's your favorite ingredients of a breakfast dudee you know
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eggs eggs you want a scramble or fry bacon bacon you want crispy or or wi um I love when they put the free holers in the you want free holers there I going to put him in why don't they refry it
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three times that's what I always wonder well you know we only have a double fryer okay
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so and then uh Luigi my son shant the CEO from the health insurance my boy my boy God what a guy huh Luigi Mion yeah what a name man
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boycott McDonald's wow her name is Nancy Parker look at his chest yeah look at this guy dude dude I would Harbor him wouldn't you Harbor him oh yeah yeah he's running from the Wall come to my
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house come on in I I'm not gay but come on dude I'm making him a couple of breakfast burritos dude he's
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like Bruce Banner not Bruce Banner he's like uh Bruce Wayne hi Luigi you slept in last night what have you been doing
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this morning running from the law what I been do what you been doing I don't know I was just in New York watching a show
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what were you doing in New York you on Broadway yeah watching wi Wicked did you hold space you were
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holding space what do you you think he's going to go to prison yeah pretty sure I
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think if you kill someone no I you shoot someone in the back I'm going to tell you what's going to happen oh okay give it to me you're the da no I'm no I'm not
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the da I'm Bobby Lee what's going to happen what's going to happen to this guy I think a jury is going to quit him
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how and why because they're going to have they're going to have empathy for him brother he shot him in the back I
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know but his mother what about his mother well you know what you know what I you know what also dude he has the
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same thing you have back problems I saw yeah yeah that's what he you don't see me out there shooting anybody I know but
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maybe it's not bad enough yet but somebody if they keep it up yeah they might get shot you talking about me no
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you'll never shoot me I'll shoot you first I know oh buddy no let's just touch dicks yeah he's not GNA get acquitted he's going to prison for a Long's if you read the comments online though people
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are behind him yeah because he's good-look no it's what he did it's because he's good-look oh so if I did
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it dude no trial no trial life in prison yeah yeah yeah me me I'd get like 20 years yeah you get life I get 20 no they would have shot me at the McDonald's can I have a number and I'd
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be dead right put the Big Mac down yeah I'd be dead but um no the good looks helps I'm on olypic yeah but the good the good looks helps it doesn't help it's the only
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thing it's the thing look at they posted this photo of him in People magazine he's being glorified yeah he is hunky
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though huh they're glorifying let's be honest yeah he's a really good looking kid he's the opposite of
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Stavros yeah yeah yeah he's the opposite of Stavros they have the same sex appeal for two different reasons that's what it
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is but this guy's going to prison for life you know what's so funny about that stavos and stav Rose and Ian fans these These are these these whites I know he's
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Greek but these whites are my type but they still get still get more girls than me that's not true you get plenty of
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women I think they get more how dude how how how full do you want your cth I mean come on they're
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white that was the point I was trying to make but the way you said it really hurt me they do get whites yeah they get
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whites they're white you get off white exactly yeah I get brown what is he here prob don't tell him I said that you manifested him yeah yeah yeah yeah you say his name once yeah yeah but
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seriously you do know he's going to get he's going to get life and he can't get off there's no way they'll let him off I mean it was too egregious the crime what
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if Trump pardons him won't why would he yeah you're right there'd be no connection to be made but I haven't read like one negative comment about him that's because people look
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that's because this Society is fed up with Society is fed up with the way that things are going in the healthcare
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industry yep doesn't mean you should kill a guy though I think you're right I think it doesn't mean You' shoot him well because he had kids even if he
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didn't you don't kill the guy you don't kill somebody yeah can't go out and kill that's not how we fix everything Luigi
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the hero of 2024 says that guy read all of them Insanity plea oh they're trying to give him an insanity plea huh read
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despite who the man worked for that's not okay I don't like that they keep doing this I don't like this he he was
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someone's son and a dad he's just a guy what do you mean it doesn't matter if he's a father if he's single if he's married he's a guy you can't [ __ ]
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Just Kill A Guy In Cold Blood life he can't he can't you can he did it well but he's going to suffer the consequences yeah you're going to go to prison for life holy smoke Dr johnes by the way you know how much happier that's
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Short Round I we saww Temple Doom yesterday how much happier would Indie Indie holy
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smoke I love it I know you do buddy how happy would Society be if he just punched him then you would get nothing just knock him out then if you're so angry would have made the same
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news you wouldn't be on the Run we also imagine all the people that have died because of um was it United health
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insurance I know buddy but it's not him directly I mean that's I know but he's he is a symbol of it and it's like um he
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has some power sure but you can't Advocate does he not have any power you can't advocate for murdering him because of it yeah it doesn't it doesn't make
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sense yeah you can't you just I mean as I'm sorry you just cannot no not sorry I'm for the I'm for the people though
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yeah yeah you're from the streets that's how they handle things in paway Bobby is pro assassination no not pro assassination I think I I feel empathy
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for his family you I mean you feel empty for Luigi no no for Brian Thompson is that
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his name I have no idea yeah Brian Thompson's Family funny we know the killer not the killed yeah yeah that's a sympt of America look at this here our
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sweet hey there he is there he is what's up buddy love and give me a calendar is that from Mama stabos you got to get these calendars
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Guys these calendars are incredible we hang them up in the front room of our studio wow I don't want don't give any
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away I don't want to anybody to see any photos wow how W stavby baby you got some too don't you worry the is for for is this Rosie odonald how'd you get
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her I don't know how you got her but um that's great I'm good thanks wow so let me say
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something you're not on OIC right I'm not yeah yeah just making sure I'm in the control
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I can feel it stand up and show him your stomach it's unbelievable the guy lost he's losing his butt look cute dude
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always cute thank you dude he's losing his BBL is going away that's what we're concerned about were you ever a butt guy
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though he had a nice tush had a nice I really did have a Brazilian type yeah really yeah you were shapely see I can't
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afford to lose any ass I I have a flatter ass than I'd like I want to get in the gym I want to get you have an
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Asian's ass on bony I wish I didn't but yeah I think you're right I think you do too and that kind of hurts me and and
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the dick cuz well yeah but look at these calves I want my ass whoa dude look at those calves dude know what I'm saying yeah I feel like I'm at Sea how are you so how are you so tan yeah where you
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where you been Mediterranean [ __ ] by the way by the way it could either be tan with you or gout I have no
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idea it would be it would be I would look like [ __ ] Bobby if I had gout it would be a rich or
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yellow that's a good one oh no yeah anyway um they survived they surv Mone good boy like the ball boy at the US Open your mom makes the best [ __ ] on
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Earth they're so good Mama Halas is honestly baklava yeah we got a baklava we got kures we have a Melo mararo we got it all yeah what's up Fells great to
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be here good to see you and congratulations on the movie thank you give it up for the movie yeah give him a round of applause for the movie thank
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you and um everybody go watch let's start cult it's available right now everywhere really you can rent it you
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can rent it and uh go see me live I'm I'm on a tour not um the the the Dreamboat tour is out you can buy tickets to that now so I'm out here baby let's go baby I'm out here what's what's
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uh what's the next show the next show our first show is in it starts in uh February it's in Wheatland Wheatland California weand California you're doing the casino or oh the Hard Rock yeah yeah
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you done that didn't you San Francisco going all the way through the West down the West Coast so watch out ladies West
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that's right I am looking a [ __ ] yeah you are yeah what's your favorite Indiana Jones movie oh my god um the
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first one everyone's is the first one why do you keep asking that like that's wait wait you you're you're going to do the one where he's got an asan side
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kid holy smoke Dr Jones holy smoke that one's fun yeah it's a fun one it's fun but it's the first one is the B okay can
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I tell you about the cuz I've been I rewatched all of them yesterday okay oh wow in a r wow had a sounds
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like how many emails how many emails did you ignore from the people room I don't I don't read them let me say something
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about I'm mad at too I'm mad at the Temple of Dune I'll tell you why why sorry I have B um because when I was a kid I saw that movie okay and then
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they're at they're in some Indian Palace yeah the food comes out and in my mind I
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think that that's Indian food right right they bring out a gigantic bow constrictor and then they open it and
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there's 50,000 other snakes in it now they still do have that dish there's another one where it's a a
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tray full of beetles yeah the Beetle and they eat the underbelly of the beetle I don't remember this and then monkey
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brains monkey brains my favorite part remember that was and I remember as a kid I'm like oh I I don't like Indian food I don't want to eat Dr
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Jones like Mony I forgot I remember monkey brains I don't remember how this zoom into that photo no go back to the
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Mony zoom in the original photo you were just not that one go back to the first one zoom in you see that guy right there
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that's a white guy they got all dressed all right right right so funny and that's Steven Spielberg's wife it is
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yeah it is his wife you think that's how she got it I think she auditioned she went through the
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process really oh yeah you it wasn't off her own I bet she read three or four times they got married after really and
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remember that guy eating the monkey brains right there thatp Eric Griffin made it into the film somehow he is wow
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er's in it looks how clearly is that Jello go back look look they didn't even try sometimes you see special effects and stuff like that in the movies today like it looks too cheap go back to the original I like it though look that's
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Jello that's just Jello they could have tried a little bit it's nice and red I like it CU it's cuz the thing is it's in
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The Uncanny like they want it to be physical it's clearly not an actual monkey brain they respect you enough to
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do that but they'll be like it's a rendering of a monkey brain especially these are these are like homages to old
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adventure movies when they didn't have that stuff and you could be very racist like it almost feels like they had to be
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extra racist to be like go ahead go ahead Robert yeah I I want to school you guys School
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me kiddo can I School you for a second please that's frozen monkey brand oh that's why it's that color dude sorry about that dude things get brighter when they're I don't know
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dude I don't know dude you're moving speed of light right now you need to slow down I
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way too fast I'm just going to correct you guys it's not just regular monkey brand it's been frozen that was two and
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the the third one is when the Last Crusade oh with Sean Khan yeah that one's pretty I think that's that's the
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best one that's the best one it's not the best one number one is the best one number one's the best one but the third they both both two and three have their
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fun little charms though totally Sean Conor and then the beginning part with uh River Phoenix River Phoenix that's
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[ __ ] fun yeah but in the temple my dog he also runs into Hitler yeah runs into Hitler yeah yeah yeah Sean him and
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Sean conry [ __ ] the same Nazi which is funny yeah that's good dud you remember esimo Brothers with the same Nazi God
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you're good yeah which is the fun that's a fun plot point in a wholesome she was so hot by the way was the Nazi was hot
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oh she was hot yeah such a hot Nazi dude and she um had to read a bunch of times she had to read a bunch of times no no
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she got the role offered for sure no I saw the documentary really she got the role she got the role offered oh they
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awesome this is the most like let's lose every young person tuning in talking about
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by by in detail discussing Indiana you know who she kind of looks right like right there she kind of looks like einhorn's finle finle a zhorn oh yeah she does who is that actress that
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played uh uh uh in Ace venturo who played that uh Sean sha young what was her is that sha young sea young is that her name yeah yes yes yeah she kind of has that same you're right the bone
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structure yes because honestly this was so ahead of its time an androgynous well
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she played a girl so well that could have been a guy that we didn't even question it when they said it was a guy
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um I I have a different read on that okay yeah yeah give give me a read but SOS I well first of all I'll say I was
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so [ __ ] dumb as a kid yeah that I was like I didn't realiz cuz the whole idea was they put her dick in her ass or she
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was tucking her dick tuck so as a kid I thought she [ __ ] herself I thought that
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was the big reveal is that she had [ __ ] and and they're like ah she's gross now she's a dirty she's a dirty more than
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shits herself but I also will say I think it' say complete like I don't think she played it as a dude I think
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she was just a hot aggressive woman she had masculine qualities that they did tip off in the movie A few times and by
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the way I know why you thought that was poop and not a penis cuz cuz Mama Halas was just feeding you that Bak being like
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don't worry baby don't worry you're probably right I I watched with my dad and he didn't want to explain totally he
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didn't want to explain he was like she [ __ ] herself right have a jilted childhood where my dad was like that's a
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dick that's a [ __ ] dick but the I think the re the the fact they played her masculine actually cuz aot if a
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trans girl looked that good she wouldn't be masculine they do but what I'm saying is they I be more feminine dude get on
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the Internet it's insane no no they do they do but I'm just saying but I'm saying their mannerisms are not
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aggressive they like to be girly do you masturbate do you masturbate the trans I've have you you look so concerned no I just want
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I'm just wondering I've taken it for a spin a couple times where you're not you're not a fan of the party you don't want to show up well I I you know
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because of Jim because of Jim Norton yeah yeah I um to his wife wife no no no but I went camping with him right right so you know when you're in a tent with
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Jim Norton things are going to be said right about you know a variety of topics got it tent with Jim N yeah and he told me who you know who's you know the ones
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to watch out there oh you so then I you know I went to porn did some things and I watched and I jerk jerk it okay yeah and I felt bad about it I feel bad you
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can tell Bob's uncomfortable because he's just doing that voice for no reason that's distancing himself from
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the fact that he jacked off the transport he's doing it in a goofy voice yeah yeah yeah I've done so you you have
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then yeah me too sure yeah good how about you a wh I've been free I've been free what does that mean I've seen it
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all yeah there's nothing I haven't seen on the internet I feel like I've literally seen everything I've seen it all too but have you played with your
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penis by watching it no dude I'm I'm usually on there for research just to really intake
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information I'm really looking at it from a cinematic point of view right by the way I will I will say there is some
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new age [ __ ] that's out there the cinematography is incredible not bad some of these are so highend they're
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doing such a good job now it's like full production story lines are great and they're twisty there's there's like lens flares
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like JJ ABS is dting at yeah yeah he loves those lens flers you know what I rewatched on the plane I rewatched uh um
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X Maxine the first you know the X one I haven't seen it dude it's fantastic it's so fun it's fun it's fun because it's
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there's nothing else like that out there you don't see anything like that anymore yeah maybe okay it's like a sexy horror like a really one of the of the three
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it's the first one yeah X yeah but it's super campy which is like it it tips it it dude it's telling you it knows it's
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corner so it's fun I would love to do she's a horror movie [ __ ] beautiful with you guys I would love to do a camp
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a comedy a c a comedy camping horror movie no Camp be Camp he want to get back in that tent
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talking about transport no [ __ ] I'd love to whatever gets us in the tent with Jim we'll do a comedy camp but
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why but why can't we make one we can we can right now dude yeah we can make one let me tell you something we have to
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write it and when I say we have to write it it means we can't watch all three Indiana Jones night yeah we have to
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write the movie I can write it right now okay do it go what do you think what do you think it is we're brothers we're all
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th of or adopted adopted Brothers yeah we're all adopted Brothers clearly and by way we had to lead that horse to water you see he wasn't going to go
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there yes it was what are you talking I'm the one the brother said the brothers thing well you stuck the brothers I know yeah and so then you
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know back in the 70s right well how about this same mom different dads I'm into that that's fine our mom our mom
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was just a party animal that was like sleeping with all sorts of guys I like that that's fine well maybe like I was told I wasn't adopted but you guys know
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that I was so that's a theme we couldn't be brothers either him and I look literally [ __ ] nothing alike exactly
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different dads we could no I don't think so my dog we definitely could stop stop we definitely did we
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have literally zero Gene crossover I don't know look I think if you start at a Bas white woman so your
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was you could get and she [ __ ] the most Ginger Ginger of all time we could get you and then she [ __ ] John John Goodman
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in the 80s yeah to get him and has him right and Pita Marita yeah the camp we go back to
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the camp where she conceived us slam piece everybody [ __ ] our mom and we go looking for our dad yeah yeah
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there's a tree too with all the names that your our mom Fu right that's that's engraved in the tree we have to hunt
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them all them it's a lot of names yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like 38 guys for one
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summer think about think about this for for a movie for movie wise dude we could get like nine nine films out of this we
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just like we can continue to make this movie were we hunting the what do you mean we're avenging our mother's uh uh death we're trying to find who killed
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our mom maybe it was one of the guys that she slept with that killed her oh right right and we're avenging her death
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serious [ __ ] maybe you know what I mean it's a party at the beginning but then it's like we got to get down to business dud like we
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have to get real we hunt down our mother's killer but then there's one name on the tree that's written like
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there's blood in it you what I mean it just says Frank right it was a demon that killed her we bite off more than we can chew that's right now we're kill off we kill off all we kill our biological B
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right right right we kill everyone on the tree and the last name is Big Frank blood one maybe this is the you yeah I
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like this yeah you like it so now we're fighting the underworld exactly we are badass the first like half hour of the
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movie and then we find the last how about this it goes back to we just kill everyone our mom [ __ ] we don't like we
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don't like living in a world where a guy [ __ ] a guy but there's got to be a big cuz we couldn't stop hearing about it the
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beginning of the movie is just us as kids hearing about it the whole time everyone coming up be like big Bigfoot
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has to be in it Bigfoot has to be in her mom could [ __ ] Bigfoot she could we one of the things we big maybe that's Frank
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I don't know Frank Bigfoot Frank yeah yeah yeah Bigfoot or a vampire or you could be a vampire but how about you
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know what you've never seen what's that a combo that's so in fact dude let me just throw this out there the
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Big D he's hairy but he wears a [ __ ] black cloak right like you know one of those black caves but he's super hairy
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how about this the idea is still the same though because vampires don't aren't really seen that often big
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Bigfoot's never seen that often so he moves as seamlessly as Bigfoot does okay well I go ahead Bobby yeah you know what
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I have an idea you know I mean I got to T it up so later in the movie Reveal we meet the guy right Frank the the vampire
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right stick with Frank or is that just working name for him no we can figure it out yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean that
00:26:08
could be open tooand that we'll go with that no no no the Manhattan the Manhattan killer oh
00:26:15
Luigi mang M Luigi yeah yeah we'll just call him Manion Manion right right and we later reveals we see his penis and it's been stitched on there so he's got a Franken dick too oh wow
00:26:29
it's what do you think he's got like Stitch what are we gaining from that it's like Shaquille O'Neal's dick like it's a black dick okay yeah yeah
00:26:36
incorporate back back in the tent right back in the we're back to your sexual desires no we're right back in back to the big to the Bigfoot back to the Bigfoot you took us to the tent with the
00:26:48
black [ __ ] let's get back to the movie dude I I can incorporate another movie into it guy all right Shazam another
00:26:56
black guy I get it black dick I get yeah wasn't sh new NE movie called Shazam that character I know there's no bad ideas in brainstorm I know that I'm just saying
00:27:07
maybe let's real us back in I think we all right we'll take out the Franken dick it's getting a little too mystical we need to pick one magical thing well
00:27:15
we combined the Tex find that's enough you can't take it out art already built the dick we already have them building it right now we do yeah they're working
00:27:20
on it we'll keep it in there all right it's in and you know for the airplanes we'll just cut that scene out expensive too expensive okay anyway yeah got it
00:27:30
oh you want to do the voice of Bigfoot yeah maybe I thought we'd hire somebody but I wait wait wait what if it's what
00:27:35
if you play the Bigfoot to in the in the makeup and [ __ ] what if we find out okay here's how we get three different
00:27:41
mystical things in we find out who our dads were are three monsters that [ __ ] up oh so we kill all these regular guys
00:27:49
and that doesn't solve anything okay and then we find out your dad was a Bigfoot and it's you and like a bunch of makeup
00:27:55
and like where the [ __ ] is my dad B Bigfoot you know who you are why am I Bigfoot bro no no no it should be a
00:28:01
dwarf Bobby yeah I know I thought that's good you're little foot oh little foot I
00:28:07
think mine's better for you I don't know why the mad at me making you a [ __ ] you're right you're right you're
00:28:13
right a little foot dude if your father's Bigfoot you're little foot oh you'd be um the dickas
00:28:20
elf that's what they're doing I'm like you're strong yeah you're right you're right Bigfoot thank you that's my dad
00:28:25
well who is your dad um h I could I know go ahead your dad was an Ooma Loa okay what is this about Bobby you've turned on me you on his team I know what oh I remember this movie Little Bigfoot it
00:28:38
was a great movie oh dude that's our movie let's just remake that movie dud scra the whole thing yeah scrap the whole thing yeah I got it my dad will be uh Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster oh
00:28:50
incorporating more wow that's I see but that's very a redhead that's pretty cool dude but what I I I apologize about the
00:28:58
[ __ ] OA looma dude that was my bad well come come up with someone better then okay I will um who's his dad what who's his dad what is this guys oh the
00:29:05
Stay Puff Marshmallow all right very good Marshmallow Man from Ghostbuster I think it would be okay it's a good suggestion I F gu dude time out nowbust
00:29:19
Greek mythical Greek Mythic here we go let's go Mythic you know mythical creatur Danny DeVito from Hercules a pan
00:29:26
half goats half that's 100% yeah yeah look up uh Phil from Hercules he just said look up Phil from
00:29:33
Hercules he tped out Danny that that that's so you dude my dad what is that a Tasmanian devil what is it a p I think it's called a pan a pan okay yeah and they were horny too they were half goat
00:29:46
half man horn I mean it's actually so right it's [ __ ] up let's end the movie Let let's let's finish the movie okay so
00:29:52
like all right so we'll figure out who our dads are yeah we run into the [ __ ] the Vlog that's s Squad with the
00:29:59
Frank and Dick okay what you're back there it I thought we I thought we were gone with the black Franken
00:30:05
dick listen listen if if you're quiet you can hear the the zipper just opening up the tent I can
00:30:14
hear so I also just love that Jim is doing like Grassroots like oh yeah protr or jack off organizing just trying to get one friend at a time he's like G he's walking you through who no I asked
00:30:27
I asked yeah yeah yeah he didn't you know I go who's out there don't don't take it so serious man he's just setting
00:30:33
it up for you don't have to get so defensive no because I don't want Jim to hear you
00:30:39
know mean go who dude first of all Jim knows we love and respect him and know apologize staros and Jim's not listening
00:30:45
yeah yeah we being very clear yeah no chance yeah that's my bad so okay how does the
00:30:52
movie End Bob so we have we killed our mythical dads can't be that easy or do we become we become them is more how about we kill them and we think we've done it and then we become them oh we got it and then we
00:31:04
[ __ ] we start the prophecy all and then we go [ __ ] some [ __ ] and starts all over yet together but there's got be
00:31:10
there's got to be like a Multiverse thing cuz all of them have it we got to put it in there okay so how do we get Multiverse is hack now dude it's over
00:31:17
it's out it's done really because if we go to another thing and then Sasquatch like it could be like Emanuel Lewis's
00:31:24
you know I mean Emanuel Le penis [Laughter] you're right I'm Z too much 10 I got to get out of the 10 you're right you're right you're right okay all right you
00:31:41
know we we'll figure that out later did you find him attractive you were a boy he was you know what I mean we'll figure it
00:31:47
out we'll figure it out when you watch that show did you find him hot who Emanuel Lewis no but he used to I
00:31:53
remember I told you he used to call me randomly at like 2 3 in the morning hey Bob I'm me town from Atlanta and you
00:31:59
never would hang out and I never would hang out with them so sad yeah I find to borrow some
00:32:06
clothes I forgot my sweaters you have something I can wear Bob maybe maybe that was it let me borrow a jacket yeah it's cold in that I
00:32:18
never I never hung out with him because I don't um I don't know it's just you don't hang out yeah I don't hang out you
00:32:24
don't hang out yeah yeah I don't hang out if you're going to hang out it will be with me at most otherwise you hang out or a girl do we have stars like that
00:32:31
anymore though I mean we had the Vern troyers and the Gary Coleman's there's no little but he's not really a little
00:32:37
he's like a you know dink is a that's right you just threw it out there my he's the one he's the one Warwick Davis
00:32:44
is still doing his thing Vern Troy rest in peace Tony Cox rest in peace what about that little guy was
00:32:49
R2-D2 he's definitely dead yeah yeah what's that guy's name again I can't remember his name he was a famous actor
00:32:54
yeah was yeah no he wasn't famous no he was he actually can Baker Kenny Baker that's right he was there's Kenny Baker
00:33:01
D imagine being in that metal [ __ ] suit he probably all day long probably loved it it they haven't approached you
00:33:08
to get aren't you for real I I'm not even joking yeah haven't they I would assume they would ask you to be in like
00:33:14
the extended Star Wars Universe of some kind of little guy for real you'd be awesome at it not in the [ __ ] let me
00:33:21
hear you do some R2D2 be poop let me see no they're not going to cat I'm not do I I got to drink some water hold on hold
00:33:27
on for real I think like in the Mandalorian or in the [ __ ] okay so I swear to God yeah I auditioned for that last one you know one the lady with the
00:33:38
hair head thing oh yes yes yes in the Mandalorian no it was the lady with the head thing the last one yeah and that
00:33:45
was whater face Lupita nongo did the voice exactly yeah and um I auditioned for like a nine armed alien and I didn't even come close yeah that sucks I didn't
00:33:57
even come close should have picked what do you think it was you know who you'd be great
00:34:02
as what you playing no I'm just saying what do you think it was what the [ __ ] are you playing what do you think the reason you didn't even come close was I
00:34:08
didn't read good they didn't see me as the part bro what are you [ __ ] implying dog well nine arms is hard to
00:34:13
fit on your little body I mean they get maybe six well I they could be small arms a they got to be real small I mean those two barely fit on that frame stop it dude good stop it but it's true n
00:34:26
you're right also nine how are they they they could rewrite it why an odd number of
00:34:32
arms where's the [ __ ] missed arms there's probably just a voice thing right no it was an actual practical
00:34:40
costume practical costume damn you would have been awesome like a body hunt like a was not a bounty hunter that pisses me
00:34:45
off who got it let's [ __ ] find him and [ __ ] him up I never get those things it's probably such an accredited actor
00:34:51
that like I get it I mean do you read for have you ever read for a Marvel or a Star Wars Buddy what are they going to
00:34:57
do me yeah yeah I have and I never get them if I could have gotten anything it would have been whatever bird did in the
00:35:03
Mandalorian that's true if bird was busy yeah like let's go get [ __ ] San can you do it in his the in the impression
00:35:09
you do like you want me to be him like well you know what come to think about you look like BB2 what's what's the new
00:35:15
little robot BB bb8 all right well you could be [ __ ] Babu freak how about there you are dude bb8 bb8 now let's pull up Babu frck and let's see
00:35:26
who Bobby is all right oh that is that is all right you win this literally dude you win this dude
00:35:37
that is me BR you know how he was cute what did he say how was he talking he was like he didn't really speak did he
00:35:44
he was [ __ ] he was so cute that guy well I can't I can't understand you most of the time so that lines up he really act for real feel kind of like Babu frck
00:35:51
yeah I'm Babble Frick D bab Frick what a cute one whoever made that dude mhm that's such a good looking character I've never I don't even know what happens in the new Star Wars I've seen them all just so out of my mind on acid
00:36:04
or mushroom really yeah yeah never sober never sober I just go in I haven't seen
00:36:09
any of the new ones I'm not I just not there I don't think they're good but to me they are my favorite ones cuz I was so [ __ ] up like I mean I've told the
00:36:17
story before I want to say too much but I people thought I was like special needs when I saw uh the Babu Fick one
00:36:23
because it was like Christmas and I was on I was so [ __ ] up I was with my brother my best friend and every time he
00:36:28
would come on the screen I would be like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but I've told that story aund times but I literally like and so for me I have no like the old ones I saw when I was a
00:36:42
little kid yeah so I don't remember them and you didn't rewatch them as an adult not really prequels the prequels I like
00:36:49
the last can I ask you some trivia yeah sure I'm not going to get it right cuz I've seen would you like to play some
00:36:54
Star Wars trivia or no chew for the hip okay go baby um so when when you were in college and Star Wars came out how did
00:36:59
that feel so funny to think he went to college okay that's good I'm sorry you were you boor Luke Skywalker's Uncle
00:37:11
what was his name he got burnt to a crisp remember you guys know oh I got know I don't know Uncle Owen Uncle Owen I did know are you
00:37:21
being real yeah by the way by the way bad character name Owen Owen is just kind of like a weak name there's no dep
00:37:28
to it for for that for how like wasn't he Ben Kenobi's brother though no I think there was a relationship between
00:37:34
Owen and Ben Kenobi that was that's family what that they were related I think so I didn't what is it I mean we
00:37:40
Owen Lars is Anakin Skywalker stepbrother perceived as the brother Jedi Master Obi-Wan kenob oh so there is
00:37:45
some family thing okay so then um those little little guys in Star Wars with the
00:37:53
they wearing monk hoods they're little with glowing gold eyes what are they called sand people no the sand people
00:37:58
were the um the Iranians or whatever that oh careful who whoa whoa no they are called sand people and that is kind
00:38:04
of canobi is kind of weird about it cuz they have an actual name but he calls them sand people but that's not who I'm
00:38:10
talking about was it my uncle was in this movie they're called jaas ja Jawa but he calls them s people there's two s
00:38:16
people are the ones that try to kill Luke right they're two different things you're not going to get away with this guy dude they're not no they're not the
00:38:21
same thing look up a sand people in Star Wars look it up give me look up sand people on Carlos's computer afid I would
00:38:27
have come back up yeah yeah yeah that's a sand people that's a sand person ja are different
00:38:33
than that yeah jaas are different and can we say person of sand instead of yeah yeah you're right you're right I respect I take it back okay um can we
00:38:40
continue you don't haven't answered anything I don't want to yeah yeah you're going to I let you
00:38:46
go no no first of all you asked him for the question I'm going to ask you now okay okay what
00:38:52
planet does Yoda live on oh [ __ ] um God my memory is so [ __ ] bad you don't know I do know I don't know either no no I start with a D daaba yeah that's
00:39:07
right that's right bud I do know last question yeah it was originally colonized by
00:39:14
Italians yeah yeah that's true by space Itali yeah so last question get these [ __ ] space guys coming over here yeah um going Empire Strikes Back what's the
00:39:24
snowy Planet ho that's right yeah so you really never seen any of them no I have
00:39:31
what are you talking about I played the games I played the I played the bun games the one is the Battlefront you
00:39:37
ever play that I didn't play that CU that one's more what's the one where you get to be kind of a you just get to R
00:39:43
the open world yeah I played I played those J those Jedi ones be your own Jedi this the new one yeah I haven't played those but Battlefront was fun you know you know how Battlefront is played no I
00:39:53
don't play I don't play how was Battlefront how how was it played well you so you just play as like it's like
00:39:59
Stormtroopers um versus the rebels right and there's like and you're playing everyone online and you're a
00:40:05
stormtrooper right and it's like just chaos right I mean you're like killing Rebels right and if you kill enough in a
00:40:12
row you get to choose to be you know what I mean Luke Skywalker if you get enough kills and then for like a minute you you have a lightsaber you can just [ __ ] people up it's such a fun game that
00:40:23
is kind of yeah let's move on from Star Wars I feel like you're I'm boring you 24y old that match Bobby
00:40:30
Tinder you never saw Phantom Menace In the new ones with the JJ ABS ones none of the new ones no wow you've seen them
00:40:36
yeah yeah because of the little guy yeah only when I was a kid I only saw the ones When We Were Young okay okay and I
00:40:41
when I was in high school I liked them you're not a SFI guy though not a Sci-Fi guy yeah yeah you're a Sci-Fi right I
00:40:46
like sci-fi yeah I know similar yeah we're similar many I'm open to sci-fi sci-fi has to be for me like uh no I I
00:40:55
like fantasy more than sci-fi I like you like a horse you like an elf I like fantasy over sci-fi no I like I just
00:41:01
like I like Whimsical [ __ ] I I think like out of the like out of World stuff that's like weirdo [ __ ] Lord of the
00:41:07
Rings over Star Wars kind of [ __ ] I'm not GNA say that it's better than Star Wars Star Wars is just so good cuz when
00:41:13
we were kids it was so different yeah and it was the only thing that was in [ __ ] space yeah I guess I'm not I guess I guess what I'm thinking of is
00:41:19
like a couple like a a few bangers like uh Total Recall okay I okay right right right I was to like uh Blade Runner comedy Whimsy yeah like Cone Heads love
00:41:31
okay okay interesting like comedy Whimsy like like an impr impractical comedy I love that high high concept like crazy
00:41:38
comedy [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] that's obviously not real yeah I love that I mean like uh uh Princess Bride might be one of the
00:41:44
best written comedy films of all time front to back that's a great movie and The Whimsy in that movie is never saw
00:41:50
[ __ ] incred seen in while a great movie were you a never-ending story guy yes I love l betay You Never Ending Story by the way you know who followed
00:42:01
me on Instagram the other day speaking of [ __ ] the dog from that movie at TR or the dog first of all
00:42:07
first of all atre's name his dog is not the name what about the the big turtle wasn't tur know name of the big dog no
00:42:12
it's let okay give me the first F he just said it no he didn't did you say it shut up yeah yeah F there's the turtle I might rewatch never falor right what's
00:42:25
the turtle's name Mora Thea wowa what a great movie oh wait oh you know who follow me on Instagram Mandy Mandy [ __ ] Patinkin wow that's huge who's that you don't
00:42:36
know who [ __ ] Mandy Patinkin is you're a copile oh Mandy Patinkin Montoya he is
00:42:44
the six-finger he's he is going after by the way you know who he's going after in the movie yeah who who is he going to
00:42:50
kill the six isn't he on homeland he is on homeland okay that's how I know so mny bin played enigo montoo who goes
00:42:57
after who in the film what famous director do we know that you and I have both worked for played the six-fingered
00:43:03
man bring up a picture of the six-fingered man from Princess Bride this is incredible you've worked for
00:43:09
this man who is that guy yeah I know it's um Christopher Guest but I never work for him wait yeah I thought you did
00:43:15
that's you know what that's another way of you slamming my career and that's so [ __ ] up that you
00:43:21
do that so now you're going to you you know I'm going to go I never work for him that you're going to go oh yeah my bad and then now I'm hurt M how did you
00:43:28
work for I'll give you how did you work for him I'll give you six degrees of Kevin Bacon you worked with his wife in a major motion picture that's true okay
00:43:34
so that's enough but how did you work for him I forgot you didn't work with him what how did you work for him on a
00:43:40
comedy project that we were just yeah never he would never call me in no he told me he was going to call you in okay so couldn't get a hold of you why are
00:43:46
you getting so defensive I'm not being defensive he has a way he has a way of going side and you did something with
00:43:52
him I never did anything with him what about the movie he did with the little people with all everyone in the costume you didn't do that no I didn't do the little people Willow what are you
00:43:58
talking about no yeah what was the one where everybody was a mascot I don't remember that yeah I auditioned for it I
00:44:03
thought you did it no I never did it I audition for I apologize but was you at least audition yeah um so I have an
00:44:08
Network for him I did a show for him called family tree it was I did one throwaway episode it was that's great it was fantastic congratulations Andrew
00:44:14
thank you so much God damn it dude make you feel good no one's heard that [ __ ] show that's exactly right that's true isn't it better to have not work
00:44:21
for him and maybe someone got some buzz on the cult movie what's that someone got some buzz on the cult movie is this
00:44:27
turning adversarial right now it's something what congratulations it seems like somebody
00:44:33
POS a demon possessed you like a benev what a joy that you're working I am happy for you I like how you pretend
00:44:38
like you've never seen this show this is exactly what he does that is true can't wait but he we were all we're hopping
00:44:43
along we're talking about [ __ ] Star Wars yeah you're right and then one perceived slight and Bobby has shut down
00:44:49
he does that now he and now he's acting no I'm kidding I very good to job I need you a around more yeah how about this
00:44:56
this this will get him this will get him in a good mood yeah yeah Frank talk about black [ __ ] for twoes get Bobby back in a good mood Franken Frankton King Sports B playoffs playoffs
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audio by the way I saw a clip on the internet of a guy finishing a marathon and his and his [ __ ] was ginormous and
00:46:33
everyone is stitching it on the internet like is no one going to say anything he like finished first and his bulge was
00:46:39
comical let me look let me look oh my God I know dick marathon coming Marathon gay porn video
00:46:47
I know and by the way save it for later [ __ ] you know the tent is a it's a rhetorical device we don't actually want to pull up pornography
00:46:58
get back to reality your the movie is getting a lot of talk by the way everyone is in them streets talking about it's fun I mean it's crazy I I am
00:47:05
shocked that I got to [ __ ] make a movie um but yeah it's fun go rent it uh buy it buy it rent it on Amazon Apple wherever the [ __ ] you buy movies now how did this is it something that you had
00:47:17
pitched or is it something you just got cast in no I wrote it oh you did I wrote it with my friends and we did a short
00:47:22
movie or we did a short of it and a production company like wanted to make it wow uh dark sky films and uh
00:47:30
Queensberry pictures and they were just like I'm kind of it's kind of [ __ ] wild it's amazing like it just we just
00:47:37
made a moov amazing D and it's fun it's stupid as [ __ ] and it was like I really do want to make I mean we're joking
00:47:43
about uh you know the movie about our our [ __ ] mythical fathers I don't think we are it was fun as [ __ ] because like I really think comedy movie should just be this where it's like friends get
00:47:55
together have an idea we all carve out we write it over however long we carve out a month and we shoot it on a on a modest budget because we know we can actually be funny like we don't keep it
00:48:06
super you know we keep it reasonable and then like I mean what the [ __ ] have we done like by getting rejected from the
00:48:12
industry for years we all had to build our own like fan bases look at this and I think that's what I found it was just a test of the waters to see if it was like fun but I really want to make more
00:48:24
movies with my friends and just even if even if like they don't have to be [ __ ] huge releases or anything
00:48:31
just to make stuff for the fans that people that come out to see us do stand up who listen to our podcast they
00:48:37
[ __ ] like comedy movies too it's just nobody's [ __ ] making no one's making them you just inspired me I think we're going to do it let's do it I'm being
00:48:43
real let's do it let's [ __ ] do it yeah yeah you know what we got to do though right I will right we have to do it we're going to do it you'll do it
00:48:49
yeah 100% dude all right I want to do it really bad that's that'd be great dude because you know it's it's inspiring you
00:48:55
know it's like um I think you're right I think we have I mean because you get approached all the time you know I mean
00:49:00
and to read or like you I mean to look at my script but it's like I don't oh really you're trying to do a
00:49:07
Christopher Guest thing again you think I'm doing that I'm not doing that I don't get it all the time I don't get approached all the time yeah I don't
00:49:13
have a deal with NBC in place where I'm developing a show about an asan you want one for Hulu I don't have one you have a
00:49:18
Hulu show I have a special on Hulu and a show with me on Hulu right you're on that
00:49:23
show yeah D we Pi by the way where these um I'm looking for a fat bug or a fat bird or something for this show by the way you think you're not going to be on the show when we 100% you're your mind yeah maybe no read nothing love it I
00:49:37
don't want to give it away but I do there is trust me don't worry about it I'm interested we already have the people that we have in our sidelines of
00:49:44
who we want on this show and Bobby wants a lot of good cameos in the pilot so Bill Cosby said he would do a you guys
00:49:50
go way back space is coming back yeah that would be a yeah yeah um you boys have been bad yeah well it's also I don't know if you guys feel but I it's also cool cuz it is a
00:50:04
ton of people and it feels fun it feels like it's a team instead of like you feel like you're in on something yeah
00:50:09
instead of stand up where you're just by yourself especially a movie where you get to because I did get to catch some of my friends in that one but it's like
00:50:16
that's another thing about about the next we never really yeah not got not we never got a not even I'm not even you
00:50:22
actually did no I didn't yeah you did did I yeah yeah but you couldn't do it oh cuz I was gone that's actually true
00:50:29
and there was no part for you we couldn't afford you Bob what were you gonna play my dad what did you want to play do you want to play the newscaster that he
00:50:40
didn't play and Tom Papa did yeah Tommy Papa did you wouldn't have you're not a newscaster let's be honest let's see you
00:50:46
read the news re what re uh give us bring up bring up about you're right you're right wait wait bring up the
00:50:51
shooting in in in Midtown and let me see him read this read this as if it let me see you read this let me see
00:50:57
if you I wasn't even vying for the part what the [ __ ] is going on here dude I wasn't right zoom in ready there you go
00:51:03
just the first line yeah hi I'm Frank maion no no no the guy's name is no I could cre my name yeah you need a name yeah I'm Troy fugimoto for ABC
00:51:15
Channel 7 News Luigi maion the suspect in the killing of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson is fighting his extradition to New York where he faces a murder charge he was denied bail during
00:51:26
a court appearance in Pennsylvania I can't believe you can't do that with the ad reads that's remarkable big producers on
00:51:34
that one yeah yeah it takes us an hour and a half to that was just cold reading so could I have done it you could if I
00:51:40
would have practiced you're that talented you don't have the look man I'm sorry yeah it's okay you you know and um
00:51:45
we've heard that our whole care and trust me the next project I have you don't have the look for any wow and that's a guarantee wait a
00:51:52
minute wait a minute did you really want to come to first of all I don't know were friends then I shot it last June I
00:52:00
think I might have I don't care I get how it works yeah right I didn't come to your mind it's fine no no there was there's no it's fine I have no resentment it's I'm just saying I want
00:52:14
I'm just saying when we do our [ __ ] movie you're not going to be in it why are you the same height standing up yeah
00:52:22
you always get offers and you say no so don't complain I do not that's yeah you do every time dude that's not true I was
00:52:27
pumped to have you on tires yeah did you do tires we were in AUST Australia oh oh tour yeah we tour
00:52:37
too okay you [ __ ] there you go I I would have love to have you on and I'm not doing cult part two or whatever the [ __ ]
00:52:44
in the movie he hey hey yeah [ __ ] off I wanted you I was happy I was happy when
00:52:49
can't play a newscaster I'll [ __ ] show you dude there is no newscaster in the world except maybe like Malaysia that look
00:52:56
like yeah Connie Chong [ __ ] she is so much more stat you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right
00:53:02
you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right yeah you know I I'll be honest with you star rose in the animated show I'm we're going to have we
00:53:08
going to get you a lot of work there hell yeah dude and uh whatever projects that we come up with and that I'm involved with I will have you on because
00:53:16
I just think you're super talented I know it the street doesn't go both ways no but but but but keep going go ahead I
00:53:23
know listen sometimes streets don't go with ways right these two streets dude these streets these are two ways two ways and a freeway off freeway off there's the whole thing
00:53:36
Bridge all that stuff right this is a oneway dead end street right but it's fine D my Mother's
00:53:44
Cookies you know I'll be honest with you I did not like it I finish this piece of
00:53:49
[ __ ] B dude my Korean grandmother can make better [ __ ] than [ __ ] all right
00:53:54
[ __ ] now you're being [ __ ] [ __ ] off dude try the other one try the other one wait go eat go eat
00:54:01
another dude stop it eat they're right there eat a different cookie eat the brown one tell me it's not good eat the
00:54:08
brown one and tell me it's not good I'll eat it on camera please what do you think what's the brown one brown one's
00:54:14
not good the one that looks like poo you mean stop it sorry can I say something about this exchange right now I just
00:54:20
want to put this out to the world just so people understand because we're such close friends but Bobby you don't let no
00:54:27
Asian comedian talk about no Greek Mama's baklava that's law that's true don't let no Asian
00:54:32
comedian talk about no Greek Mama's bakot that's law that is law you know where I come from we talk about Greek
00:54:38
Mama's Papa just eat the [ __ ] cook eat the brown let me describe it first okay this
00:54:45
is like donkey poo no it's dude don't be out of line right now you got I'm being
00:54:50
serious the [ __ ] you doing I don't know what you're doing right now that's a [ __ ] olive oil gu mother this guy's
00:54:58
mother is a [ __ ] Queen and made this for you you eat it and you be [ __ ] nice freshly with fresly crushed Walnut
00:55:04
the bad guy you don't talk bad about his mom said my mother's cookies look like donkey [ __ ] that's bad guy I wasn't even
00:55:10
done with the description dude with little tiny dried maggots on it keep in mind keep in mind when the show's over
00:55:17
he can [ __ ] you up I would never yeah I don't think he would I would never but I could but he could but I would I know
00:55:23
you could and let's get out yeah you're a man you're man d right you got man strength
00:55:30
all right take a bite is this the thing yes all right phenomenal and be real about it go
00:55:42
ahead take a sip don't have to chew into the mic yeah [ __ ] people in audio people in their cars oh they're so
00:55:50
piss rate it honestly out of 10 out of 10 I call it the Bangladesh Road cookie no my God what do you think that was made by feet no dude if I was on a road
00:56:01
in Bangladesh you are so full all right we get it you're a good actor you're pretending not like no I'm being real
00:56:08
it's a Bangladesh Road cookie it's theic how have you ever been and what I'm saying to you do is this right that's
00:56:15
free in Bangladesh out of line yeah there's nothing you can do about it out of line there's nothing you can do about
00:56:21
it I'm sure she's a nice lady though dude close your eyes banglades Bangladesh cookie
00:56:32
no do not this is so good you know I've said nothing but good things when I take
00:56:38
these home they're pH it's the OIC I'll take the whole thing home take the whole thing great cuz I [ __ ] love
00:56:43
it I can't get I can't put anything down okay okay so that's my bad just tell me the taste is good though um it's
00:56:49
phenomenal I mean the honest truth it's oh my God no I'm going to be real what kind of desserts do you like I don't
00:56:56
know I go to duck feet you ever had duck feet let me be completely and utterly honest with you please don't start lying
00:57:02
now I'm not going to lie okay yeah the the flavor was good the texture is not my thing fantastic the cuz it's a little soft yeah it kind of just crumbles in your mouth and it's my
00:57:13
that's wonderful that's so great yeah yeah but that's just my own thing that line is so funny it kind of just crumbles in your mouth that's delicious
00:57:18
just moist it moistly melts in your mouth it's got like a pumpkin spicy kind of vibe to it it's pH it's got the white
00:57:24
people flavor it's I like like mom is from the Mediterranean this is a it's an olive oil based cookie It's Not Butter okay it's honey honey olive oil uh
00:57:37
Ginger cinnamon none of that's I would say explicitly white giannis's mom and John John stamos's mom would make better cookies oh my God that's a fact starting
00:57:48
to get to me I'm being real that's not true and your mom your mom isn't really great my God I mean it's like a adjacent and that's fineis is in the [ __ ] dirt
00:58:00
bro what okay his mom is dead his mom's [ __ ] dead and she still makes better and that's yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah
00:58:07
[ __ ] you st stavos okay so they're okay guys honestly bro yeah what what I I I don't like this Behavior but man you're coming you're coming out swinging dude swinging
00:58:19
right now insane I mean it's a truth and I'm a truth teller am I not you are a truth I lay things out on the table and
00:58:25
I just I I'm all feeling based and my feeling is is that it's I ate Stamos would never bring you cookies and you know go truth tell look into your glass ball tell me what tell me tell me what
00:58:37
you see what here this is what I see okay tell me what you see dude oh I see forun yes your mom um isn't hairy enough
00:58:47
to be Greek okay bro that's not a thing a compliment go back go back you named a
00:58:54
negative thing and said she did she was true that's true that's true that's true yeah I just don't do crystal ball
00:59:01
improv yeah I've never learned it you didn't take that class I didn't take that class yeah yeah yeah that's more groundling that's groundling stuff yeah
00:59:07
there so you know what dude it was pretty good and thank you so much and move but can I be honest with you if you never brought cookies here again I
00:59:14
wouldn't really even think about it I would think about it cuz I'd want them so bring them for me can honestly can you um uh can you get this trash here oh
00:59:21
my God I'm being real I'm being real I'm being real cuz I don't want in front of me m if you bring if you bring a trash
00:59:27
can over here and throw that in the trash can I'm going to be [ __ ] pissed oh my god I think I'm a con don't do
00:59:32
this don't do this the disrespect is crazy look at my eyes dude look at my eyes dude just look at my eyes right now
00:59:38
you dude you piece of [ __ ] do not do that iwear not the [ __ ] C bro be beat it beat it beat it kid
00:59:46
then he beats it to the kid yeah yeah yeah garbage garbage garbage everybody how do you say garbage in Greek teach them how to say it Scopia scoia Scopia play it for us click
01:00:01
it huh scoia Scopia Scopia Scopia that's insane yeah yeah you need to get back in
01:00:07
the tent you need to be more loving I understand that this is because you're insecure Bob you're lashing out
01:00:14
no I'm insecure about what stos I don't know I honestly legitimately don't know but you are and that's that's what's
01:00:21
causing this Behavior okay you know what's kind of beautiful about that that is true you he shouldn't be incure about anything shouldn't it's a perfect little
01:00:27
being but why are you why are you I feel like intact by whom okay let's go back let's go back to the last 40 minut that's not even it that no that that wasn't even it right number one the
01:00:39
[ __ ] Short Round slams you started okay number two [ __ ] Franken dick like I want to suck dick or something
01:00:45
you do I don't I don't want to suck the dick I don't want to suck the dick all right and then number three to pil it on
01:00:50
you know he offered everybody in town a role in this movie except me right because I'm I'm not versal enough to
01:00:56
play a [ __ ] news anchor okay the only I had was newscaster left yeah yeah okay
01:01:01
it's is fine which is an insult to me more than anything number four um shitty cookie oh his mom never Bak himam cookies
01:01:12
that's what this is about his mom never B him cook his brain working a thousand miles a minute his mom never B him cook like another act are you guys looking forward to
01:01:24
nstu yeah are you looking forward to it or no time yeah me too aren't you Robert Edgar I love him yeah oh yeah it'll be
01:01:31
fun are you going to see this Dylan movie or no Dylan who this Bob Dylan movie oh yeah you know what um not
01:01:37
interested no disrespected Timmy but I just movies don't interest me it says like like the Elvis movie yeah although the Elvis movie was BOS lurman did it I
01:01:48
would watch the I would watch this movie cuz I like sham and it's so weird and like it's a f the pacing is crazy anyway
01:01:57
um anyway we're not going to see it I don't know what it is it just turned me off the preview doesn't look good con
01:02:03
and I talked about it too I'm not a huge Dylan guy yeah I don't give a [ __ ] about hey Mr town I don't know how to but a
01:02:10
bunch of Boomers I just I know I but but but even still my dad's a boomer though he just never was a Dylan guy either
01:02:15
yeah which one the criminal or dude no the criminal the criminal the criminal criminal was more rock and all rock
01:02:23
Highway 61 Revisited you didn't like that Blonde on Blonde blood on tracks on blonde if it's a
01:02:29
pornography if it's yeah yeah I mean these are mass Masterpiece albums dude wait really just being real these are Dy album I just don't really generational thing oh you think so guy yeah I do
01:02:43
really yeah I'm going to feed into it you well yeah because after Vietnam you kind of were [ __ ] you what after Vietnam what after
01:02:50
Vietnam that's when you found your Niche that's like when you really started a Groove yeah you're just you're fresh out of Vietnam yeah got back yeah you were a
01:02:57
spy they they sent you into the NVA 66 yeah BL yeah was I was no I wasn't even born yet thank you so they said you had to think about it though I'm not that old okay you did
01:03:10
have to siphon through that brain to go it is crazy like you do you have you're very youthful it always takes me back
01:03:17
the first it's awesome to watch people find out your age for the first time what old are you again I'm 35 I have the
01:03:23
opposite problem sh yeah no you look great you have a baby face thank you thank you yeah I'm well so so when you
01:03:29
listen when you hear my age you also kind of have baby hair yeah that's good that's really good so
01:03:37
53 is old no it's not old dude we're just [ __ ] around it's not no I'm just saying but that's much older than you no
01:03:43
you're 40 I'm 41 you're closer to you're closer to death for sure I would honestly just assume you were yeah and
01:03:48
you're you're a same demographic maybe yeah okay like I was because of your lifestyle we talked about that yeah I
01:03:55
mean I I I probably had like life experiences different than you I think like like you know when I was in high school there was no cell phones and
01:04:00
stuff did you have cell phones when you were in high school yeah yeah we didn't have that but not or Internet I didn't have a cell phor year T9 yeah T9 Tex T9
01:04:09
people got cell phones my senior year people started a like it started to become a thing you didn't get one though right uh I did get one at the end of my
01:04:16
senior year yeah I did get one did you beg your parents beg beg beg beg back got a noia uh little noia little brick
01:04:23
little brick and that game Snake I played like 12 hours all day all day every single [ __ ] day that game is so fun see I'm
01:04:30
generation I'm I'm I'm Super Nintendo yeah me too you're a Super Nintendo too too I'm an I'm Nintendo first but then snat was my [ __ ] okay see that right so
01:04:41
I guess I'm more Super I'm more Nintendo you're more Super Nintendo guess what I am and you're more Atari no that is
01:04:47
Atari in television oh in intevision yeah you know what in television is were you plugged in the [ __ ] thing no look
01:04:52
up in television damn that's what I played with look at that thing looks looks like
01:05:01
funny one of your one of your cousins made it yeah in television was incredible oh
01:05:06
my God that looks pretty fun they are pretty tight you didn't know any better whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa who oh the cookies work yeah it was a cookie
01:05:19
the cookie came mom heard you cursing right right she'll hit you from anywhere she's good like that so there was like
01:05:24
in television was a game that was like a Dungeons and Dragons game but basically it was like this just a box and you were
01:05:30
a DOT mhm right I remember oh yeah I do know this right so right like that that was pretty much what it was and I went
01:05:37
over to my friend's house and he goes check this out and see where the green is that those are areas that you're not supposed to go right but he goes check
01:05:44
this out and he went through into a green area and he goes secret room ooh I'm like and at that time it was like wow yeah he's like no rules here he started taking his pants off
01:05:57
yeah secret Bob no one knows what happens while we're in here yeah wow we went back to the tent huh yeah you did yeah went right to the tent okay we're figuring it out yeah it is the secret
01:06:10
room no one has to know what we do here I'm finding out what the lashing out is it's this time it's 75% Laten
01:06:16
homosexuality 25% career anxiety that's what that's what the cocktail of the last shot was today I just put it together I think it's I think it's 8 20 if I'm being honest it's a little bit
01:06:27
more little bit more cuz career is going good yeah but but even but he does he still is sensitive for some reason I don't understand because you are awesome you're the man and people want you and
01:06:38
stuff but still you know a little lashing out sh yeah shaky lashing out for no reason and and it's not and it's not I respond to energy you do and your
01:06:46
energy was a little too much came in here like you're the boss and I to push back you wanted to make sure he knew you were the boss that's right the voice is
01:06:59
back anyway uh we're all good here hey hey cie sh stop with the cookie [ __ ] clean it's clean yeah yeah yeah but
01:07:11
uh yeah so congratulations everybody were you a Dungeons and Dragons guy were you a D and D guy no but can I tell you
01:07:18
about Dungeons and Dragons real quick there's a dungeon and Dragons movie The Chris Pine was in yeah it's really good we got to pull it up it's called
01:07:33
what's it called sand of Thieves or something yeah yeah yeah yeah that honor among Thieves that movie was so
01:07:38
surprisingly good here's my problem here's my here's my key problem why is there a hot guy in a dungeon of dragons
01:07:44
thing well he's a rogue sta Ro now we're back on the same page he was a rogue he
01:07:49
Rogue make these make make this entire cast unattractive to pretend a sexy guy but I
01:07:57
really like this that's what every guy who plays thinks they look like guys that look like me play think they're that
01:08:03
think they're getting Goblin [ __ ] looking like that that's the whole point you can get Goblin [ __ ] though oh and I
01:08:08
do that's the no now if we were in that world would you get Goblin [ __ ] me without
01:08:15
question no it's not my style well oh you'd be only for Elf [ __ ] come on dude relax fairy every once in a while you'd
01:08:21
get a little Goblin P can I tell you something yeah I'd stick to my elves I think i' stick to my elf my fairies i'
01:08:28
stick to my uh fairies are tiny though my favorite yeah perfect tiny perfect tiny [ __ ] tiny fairy yeah I'm just [ __ ] Tinkerbell and it just makes sense my think is just that size
01:08:42
yeah imagine [ __ ] a fairy and then she's like is it in oh [ __ ] yeah yeah but what would you
01:08:50
be would you be a nymph I'd like a nymph I'd be more into those I'd be into Alchemy oh you'd be a a wizard a warlock
01:08:56
a warlock potions you know that's my whole thing I'd want to be one of those big I'd want to have a big axe he wants
01:09:01
oh you're like you're like a gimly I want to be a brute you're like gim he wants Alchemy so he can like pour himself a pocket [ __ ]
01:09:08
and yeah I like collecting things you know what I mean like mushrooms and whatnot what would you be you're a
01:09:13
forger yeah a forger what would you be in that well you know I'd be carrying some sort of weapon I'd be defending the community yeah yeah sure sure I'd be a
01:09:19
brute yeah you'd be a brute I'd be a brute no buddy buddy buddy buddy no dude you'd be my companion I'd be a brute you
01:09:26
someone's got to see over the trees no you're like Sam wise gami the emotional support yes no no no you are phys you're
01:09:32
a physical man okay how about this you and I would be a team just say that be a team and how about this we'd be a team
01:09:38
you're getting crazy Goblin [ __ ] and I'm focused on the mission there yeah that's character Dynamic is true that is
01:09:43
and I'm like stop we have to go and you're like let me hit this let me hit this real quick and I'm like Bobby can you uh can you uh make can you mix me up
01:09:50
an Elixir that cures herpes here you go yeah I already took it the spr and and then I would say then
01:09:56
I would say can I go with you guys yeah yeah well maybe not on this run I've never seen a dragon before and I because I know you guys are going to go hunt that Dragon oh and that's awesome and we're going to next time for actually
01:10:07
we're not even going to see any drag we're not on this journey no way why are you going to lonely well that's where
01:10:13
the dragon is no no there's a we're going by there near it I see but not stop but then where would you go are you
01:10:19
going to um Carl's bad we we we've got or Bakersfield where I mean where you going do you know do you know about the
01:10:24
sand people oh no we're oh yeah see that but okay so you wouldn't invite me to the we would
01:10:30
of course it would just depend on the mission so let let me throw you some things Damsel in Distress would' I get
01:10:36
to go no that's nuts I say we bring him what for yeah how many damsels are there
01:10:42
there's although you can I be honest your attitude today oh you're not getting invited to Damsel in the oh
01:10:47
interesting I don't know interesting when we're podcasting this is fine but we're in the woods and there's Orcs
01:10:53
descending on us I can't have a little freak out you know what I mean because we offended you you need the eye on the
01:10:59
prize I don't need to worry is he actually going to give me the Cure see here's the thing saos okay is he mad at
01:11:06
me I wouldn't be mad because you actually invited me right into your movie right it's when you don't invite me is when I get mad do you see how that
01:11:18
works [ __ ] face understand you understand how that [ __ ] face so if you invite me I'm jolly because I like to
01:11:24
feel included you [ __ ] face hey hey hey hey no I'm sorry my bad I'm so sorry you're right we would take you on a
01:11:29
mission my bad I'm MC I wish what would be awesome is I wish I could go back in time and just like send an email to you
01:11:37
that you definitely would have just missed wouldn't have read yeah you could prove it like I sent you an email and like oh my bad yeah yeah I would love to
01:11:43
he would have known you would have told him we talked about it I should have said actually we did dude what are you talking about you're were supposed to be the second
01:11:50
lead oh [ __ ] yeah you bailed I bail I had to rewrite the whole movie it was that the guy was Korean anymore really I
01:11:56
probably wouldn't have done it in the first place yeah I know you know that right I do yeah probably in the first
01:12:02
place that's what's frustrating about this said I know you would have turned me down yeah yeah I wouldn't have read it immediate now well everybody at home
01:12:10
needs to go watch watch it cuz I read a couple of reviews I'm lying go on Rotten Tomato go go check it out and also get
01:12:17
the calendar please get the calendar please buy tickets I'm going on a huge tour what is where's the calendar at
01:12:22
stavi biz v y let's start a call 82% that is huge not enough to not enough real guys uh reviewed it reviewed it to get on the Tom you mean not yet but it will be
01:12:35
we'll get there b how many reviews do you need I don't know I think it's 100 isn't that right it's something all right now go to
01:12:41
Borderlands see what it got what what did that get I think it's still at like 15 or 20 zero 50 10% 10% oh man okay
01:12:50
it's bad it's not bad Z I got I got a couple of those it's fine it is what it is yeah the Kevin Heart game one yeah me
01:12:56
time that's probably that's probably what's at me time what's me time me time's got to be at 5% maybe maybe four
01:13:02
and a half seven seven [ __ ] tough these movies are fascinating because it's like
01:13:07
those guys are so famous and they're they're the fakest movies of all time with disrespect it's like they almost
01:13:13
feel like movies from 30 Rock where they're making a joke about a shitty movie that Kevin Hart was in and it's
01:13:20
like and they're both so famous and talented it's like how did this happen but I guess they're getting the bag from
01:13:25
Netflix well because it just doesn't matter it's just they pump these things out like that's the thing they just pump them out but you know they're not pumping out let's start a cult they're
01:13:31
not pumping out stuff like that go walk a guys like us though right we're in movies like this they're fine because
01:13:36
they're like oh I got nine movies I'm about to do and they him and I are going like okay I guess this is it this is
01:13:43
what we get yeah this is what we got this year you know what I mean it sucks yeah well go watch let's start a call go see stavie baby on tour dud you know I
01:13:50
love the thank you dude you I love you I appreciate I love you let's go have dinner a fun we'll have dinner tonight
01:13:56
let's have din let's go all right thank you for being a bad friend thank you [Music]