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you believe you seriously believe in voodoo dolls I believe in New Orleans it's black magic and that's not being
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racial yeah it sounds like what it's called Black Magic I'm not being racial okay let's
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see he doesn't noce there nothing there yeah oh you you got to find a this went right in your vagina all right how about this ow did it work yeah okay I'll stop
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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends this is such a nice gift that we got from a fan where was this in Niagara
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or was it in it was in Niagara and then they go then they said we didn't have enough time to do yours to you and I I
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saw your heartbreak a little bit no you know I don't care about that stuff I thought that was very nice that uh they gave you something I don't I don't uh I
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don't need to have reciprocation for gifts when you get something I don't need to get anything I don't mind
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mostly because I don't get any but it's also because you get some pretty rarely but I don't I I think you get gifts
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because you ask for them often I don't ask for gifts that's [ __ ] ridiculous dude you definitely [ __ ] do I deserve
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them that's see but that's different than asking why do you think you deserve gifts from I'm a conduit
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of I'm you a stroke no no I just I'm I'm really kind of going why do I need them
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yeah I think it's a good you oh it's one of my love languages your love language is
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is gift receiving yeah one of my love language is gifts receiving usually it's mine's touch and Gifts receiving mine is
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and [ __ ] That's My love language my love languages are uh isolation yeah and um alcohol yeah how many love languages are there five five
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this should be 20 mhm because none of the five really embody My love language well that's kind of like uh that's like
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this is like genders now if there's gonna be 50 genders then there can be 50 langu words of affirmation acts of service receiving gifts that's you
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quality time and physical touch I guess pee in my face is is physical touch yeah
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well so it does AB body that well are they touching you though yeah I guess a part of insides something inside is
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touching my body so I guess that is physical touch physical touch could you ever do like a shaa video you know in Germany where they poop on each other
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could you ever do that like a poop video with you you would with you Carlos and M
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well let me tell you why I'm out on Carlos because Carlos is experience from this past weekend oh he's a bad little
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naughty boy we'll talk get that huh you're out I'm out on you for a little while oh no I think you're a bad little
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boy I think you're a gross little dirty scum nugget it's [ __ ] I'm not jealous dude I would do I wouldn't have done what you did what you did was bottom of the barrel scum bucket nugget nugget
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that is yeah yeah it was terrible you know what that is when you get like a six piece nugget from McDonald's and there's
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always one that you're like oh my God that's you I can't eat that what did they do to it yeah what did you do what
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did I do I did nothing right no even going to McDonald's you were outside wait wait wait what first of I I don't know what you're implying but you I'm trying to be positive today cuz it is
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tax week okay so I'm trying to be mindful and very positive so clearly say you're slam and you look ridiculous
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today I know yeah yeah but we won't even address it go ahead what what were you saying well I just heard that you had
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not such a great time at McDonald's yeah I didn't I opened up my nugget box and there was no
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nuggets and and who told you this information oh there's only one rat in this room look we're just having laugh all right so this is what happened oh my God you were you spread lies you spread
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rumors we'll have to address it when you came down from the elevator at like 2:30 in the morning and walking up the
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elevator you were you were so happy to see me why do you get you you know you've got some like trumpisms on your
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Expressions where you go yeah I mean I I learned from the past I know you mean yeah coach you have
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bidenisms or Medieval Times where they Jou with a horse right I was obviously the
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one that lost right so I'm in the [ __ ] Armor well you're off your horse I'm off the horse you didn't get on the
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horse you barely got on the horse right and I'm like there's blood and you have your little pole thing you're looking
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down at me that's what that and I would smile if we were justing I see I like you got me this time sir yeah good game
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good game right so that's what that smile was about right so what happened was ah give it up baby
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we both met somebody that night I get what time was it Niagara Falls Niagara Falls is was uh
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about around just about midnight is the departure from the show so I brought a girl up I don't know what gone I was sulking in The Green Room well you were
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I just the show didn't go as well as I wanted worst one of the worst shows we've ever done I don't know was that it
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was just like something wasn't clicking was it me I feel like it was me it was certainly not you every joke I said ate
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it that's not true that's actually not true we we can all be genuine about it there was a guy with one leg the
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one-legged guy took his leg off that was awesome and then my mom was I got a joke right yeah so he takes his leg off and
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this is about 5,000 people yeah a lot of people right so he takes his leg off and he's kind of hopping around on stage and
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I go I want to save this joke yeah I heard you store it I heard it go on your yeah yeah like a penny B yeah and then
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finally there was like a little Gap where I go I'll do it my instincts are usually right they're almost always
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right so I look at him and I go you have a beautiful nub and silence s it was almost as if there was no one
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there right and when that happens you smile but your eyes show all yeah so I you it was I laughed yeah I did dud you have zingers
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no no no oh you're a Zing Master dude but but we had to smell the guys when you take for those oh my God it was the
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worst dude for our fans that have one leg or one limb missing and the sleeve he took off the thing and he goes it
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smells pretty bad and we both said like how I mean who care it can't be that he's like trust me you don't want to and
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we smelled it I genuinely I almost threw up in the booth Boop Booth the Boop yeah
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in his boot cuz it was unbelievable yeah it's a little bit of Bo it's like Bo rotten badussi rotten bousi for sure and you know what else it is what like like
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we're [ __ ] like an old dingleberry like a dingleberry that's been attached for a long time and it got rehydrated like a
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little bit of water splashed on it yeah you know in Korea some of the bathroom by the way yeah whatever you're going to
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say yes yes so in Korea some of the bathrooms right are still a hole in the ground right cuz where my um
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grandparents lived China same thing yeah yeah so I remember I was a kid I don't know if I've ever talked about this have I when I was a kid I go um how long has
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this been here and my grandfa goes Thousand Years thousand years of sh right so basically there's a hole in the ground and you can look down and there's it's like a well of [ __ ] yeah right and
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I thought my great great great great grandfather's [ __ ] is down there that's awesome yeah [ __ ] well yeah the bottom
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of that layer is what his [ __ ] nut talk smell SM like just bad we huffed it we passed it
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around I I meet a young lady you met a young lady which was a good high point of the after the show and um Indian
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which is I I have to I have to only say because no okay okay okay okay all right all right I mean the music was enough I
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feel like is that racist I don't think it is yeah a little bit yeah no okay all right all right I guess it's
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like a trigger for you it's a trigger for me don't go when you go I all right stop that hurt actually but um all right that's enough I won't do it
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anymore that's enough please stop that's comedy and threes yeah yeah so you met this young woman she was very nice and very and I've never pretty hooked up
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with a Indian woman I'm shocked you've never even had like a makeout session with an Indian girl never so but you but
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you've hooked up with almost every other color of the rainbow yeah no not black you've never heard a black girl oh yeah
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have come one Bob one full or half St Louis full half 100% yeah not the kind that Robert daero would like you never had India never never I
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think it was the one I've had Persian I've been with hooked up with po persan yeah I've H it with Mexico what's up bro
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i' I've had South American oo what Brazil not Brazil Argentina my friend AR Argentina yeah that's that Argentina Argentina brail and so um no Central Americans by the way but he was she was
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more like Messi oh so she kind of looked like Andre no messy like her vagina was
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like oh was sloppy yeah it was very [Laughter] dirty yeah so um so you know we and then she
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just she gets naked we make out a little B she gets naked mhm she goes I don't want to do this I just I go you obviously sure I'm fine she I could just
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just kind of give you like a lap Dancy kind of thing oh okay well since we're here yeah you know might as well wildon
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Niagara Falls yeah like in McDonald's I get the Nuggets got it right so it's like but do you ever really get the
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Nuggets I don't that's the point right do were you fully clothed I was fully clothed very weird very weird right why
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didn't you get naked she's naked you're clothed she didn't want me to she said as she got naked I was like do doing this and she goes no I I I'm not feel comfortable about this she's I'm
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standing they're like and she's going yeah yeah I'll give you a la I was just like okay okay it's so weird for some
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one party to get naked the other one be like I don't I don't want you to get naked that she does a lap very good sure
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then she gets clothed and she goes bye and I walk her down that's nice though yeah but then he comes up with just
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relief like the Joker Joy like right right right this dirty nut scum nugget nugget nugget right nugget right went well speaking of dances yeah he went to a strip club right went to a private
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room sober mhm yeah fine and tell the story then nugget I'm this girl friend my girlfriend just a bud yeah she messaged me and she was like oh you're going to be in Canada I'll be close to Niagara
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Falls I'll make it a work trip I'll go there nice in parenthesis I'm a stripper right and oh cool her job's everywhere I guess exactly and so she can't get off
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work during the show if she would you have said um if she was a nuclear engineer of course that's so I got I'm a say it I'm a nuclear engineer I'm a nuclear engineer what are you you're I'm
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the girl oh okay just go on no no no stop d That's the weirdest improv yeah what are you doing yeah what is this a David Lynch improv right I'm a nuclear I'm a nuclear
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Eng engineer it just never ends go back I'm it's like repetition Miser technique
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yeah there's an exercise in Miser technique it's an acting style where you repeat the word yeah until you hit
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emotion so you say different that's funny because you've literally done this a million times to Andrew where you've
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been the wrong character in The Improv scene dude Nuggie you're begging for trouble it's tough tonight buddy it's a tough day what are you begging for are you looking for [ __ ] it's a tough day
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I don't think I did anything wrong in Falls you did something right I didn't say you did anything wrong we're we're
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celebrating in your Victory oh okay he dude you just jousted it he's still he's still picking up some of his armor yeah I be nice you're right you're right yeah you don't parade around after the joust and show off yeah you're right no you
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help him up off the ground which I did I'll you know I you I still residual all right continue so you go I'm proud
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of you D is what I'm saying I'm emotional yeah go ahead I like that you said she couldn't get off work like it's a [ __ ] corporate gig like she has to
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go ask for PTO to not dance can't you just say I'm not going to dance tonight well she got there like around 4 and I
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think the law is you have to dance for 5 hours after the law there's dancer laws
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dude she what do you mean she had to get a permit to dance there it's Canada well yeah to for business but she could also
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just not dance yeah but she wanted to like be in good standings at the club got it the guys that work there seem
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scary um really yeah at a strip club they seem like shady fellows a lot of Drakes around uh yeah so I asked her if there's a private room we can go to at
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the strip club and she goes of course there's a VIP room the champagne room baby exactly and those usually cost a
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couple hundred bucks right at least no it was 50 for 30 minutes it's kind of that yeah Canada Jesus Niagara Falls which is but I mean it's not like really a private room there's a curtain and on
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the you can still see so we go there I spent a 100 we're in there the whole time you gave you so you did so this was
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a transaction I didn't give it to her I gave it to uh some Asian lady who's like
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there's always an Asian lady roaming around collecting cash at strip club why not I know it's great I don't even know
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what she does she was like the pimp of the VIP area God bless MH yeah we went in there we had some laughs and hung out
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you guys so what did you just chuckle about meme culture on the Internet or what did you guys have a laugh about um
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she had run into some people that night that we're at our show she was talking about that she was let's get back let's
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get back to Brass tax just talking huh we did other things explain please explain we had sex ah
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interesting bad boy very bad say the other thing what oh does she wants to get married now no what what the [ __ ] are you talking
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about she wants to get married yeah oh yeah you texted me it was so that good you I'm not going to say the other thing
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I could tell right now that the other thing yeah yeah tell us the other thing oh my God the thing I said at breakfast
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yeah which is what that I got to go pregnant no D were you're adding information that we don't even need
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right now dude you mean I murdered somebody 3 years ago I mean yeah I don't want to know that yeah yeah yeah you
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talking about the blood all over the front seat of my car that's from high school man no dude yeah dude what what
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are you what what's the other thing I can't remember the other thing now yeah you you didn't wear a condom oh that's
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so normal of course I wouldn't remember that okay wow I I okay incred Bobby's acting like he's like the king of condoms or I am the king of condoms he is they call him king of Kong D when he
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comes into the he walks in goes king of condom king of condom and the people at 7-Eleven are like here he is king of condom he gets him by the Thousand pack
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I think oh you none of them fit Bubblicious I think bobb's making reference to the fact that you were with a dancer who I think you told us also
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plays the game Monopoly uh kind of yeah kind of the Monopoly of really funny no she plays
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The Game of Life yeah yeah yeah anyway be careful I'll tell you what she does she plays Hungry Hungry Hippos but the
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little balls are dicks happen all right all right all right wait you w woke up in the on the wrong side of the bed today no I woke up in a good side so did I I danced in the shower this morning yeah I was singing
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today when I woke up but these guys right I was singing and then because you know I'm getting my house done it's
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almost done no the bedroom's going to take two more weeks oh my God I know what is she doing but the living room
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she put the furniture in oh right and I walked I in my living room had nothing it was it was like an open house like you yeah was pretty bare no yeah not nothing yeah right
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and to see a rug and curtains and all that it just I was I walked into my living room last night I sat there for
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the first time yeah and just kind of like watch stuff you know what I mean but but I was in a good mood my cats
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were like I woke up like right just and my cats were like it was like we were in and then [ __ ] faces man bringing me down today D
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scum nuggets over there why what did I do what did he do guys you didn't do anything I'm a good
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employer well can I just say something yeah you were mad at me for what the next morning you were acting nice and
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proud of me today but the next morning when I saw you you were pretty upset with me for getting laid no he wasn't
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upset at the fact that you got laid thank you Andrew that's an insane comment pure Insanity you know selfish
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you're right no he he's not upset that you got lay thank you Andrew at all he got upset because he didn't get laid no
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I don't need to get laid it was still a good experience it's almost like you guys before the show talked about
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[ __ ] with him it feels like all of you guys had like a meeting about how to [ __ ] with him doesn't it feel that way
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it does feel I'm being [ __ ] with I feel like being [ __ ] with even with the kid yeah his tone earlier was not is
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not good attitude mood over there that was I mean talk about maybe is it something that I can
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change I don't think you did anything I know but I'm just I'm I'm just from the from my employees what is something that
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I can do to change well this an opportunity to make a comment this is HR so let's hear it you do owe me
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$100 holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude I swear to [ __ ] God when he said that my eyes
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started vibrating I think it's rage dude it's it's like ra it's [ __ ] rage okay so you'll get that no I don't want it oh you're going to get it oh
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you're going to get it buddy you want it you got it you'll get it you got it yes Carlos I'll
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give you interest oh wow what's interest worth nowadays what's the what's what's interest I'm not going to give him monetary interest I'm going to give him
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something else something better something better yeah something that thank you yeah yeah
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oh no you're not going to like it you know what's funny is I yesterday I got uh you and Andrew a present for the end
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of the tour so while you're preparing for this remember that I have a present coming do we get it at the end of the
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tour or we get it right now no you get it at the the end of the tour but I had to throw it in there so is this because you've ordered it and it hasn't come yet
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or you actually haven't gotten anything but you're thinking about it right now no I ordered it and it hasn't come I I don't think you ordered it no I swear to
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God I did everything last night and let me ask you a real question did we pay for it no let me ask you another question let me ask you another question
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we did did no of course not no I promise no come on I'm going to see a charge on the comedy card I literally promise you
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I foress okay it would have been nice if you would have held that detail and then just gave it to us it would have been
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such a big surprise I know but I had to throw it in there cuz right now you did that's what I got F before the end of
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the tour exactly he's trying to swim his way Upstream now he's so far down he's trying to get back and it's not going to
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work but it's okay let's start off on a better note we had a great morning you and I were singing this morning I was
00:20:13
singing I was playing with the dog what song were you singing Rody rich is my favorite get
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hyped rapper right now I [ __ ] love Rody Rich everything he makes I'm always like oh oh oh it gets me in feels dude what is that I don't know his voice is
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perfect his rhythms are always his Beats are so good they're so G I don't know man I [ __ ] with Rody Rich hard Rody get at me come say what's up to bad friends
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Ry rich on this show would be amazing come anyway I know you don't you don't like black music I love it exactly I'm
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gonna get Ry Rich all music is black music actually so you do like black music you don't like it all stems from Blues some jazz it all stems from tribal
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music cuz we're we're really going to go way back let's go way back you mean let's go way way back if you go way back it's from noise if you go way way back
00:21:05
you know mean when we were uh organisms well no yeah yeah amibas is that amoeba can you imagine even black little amibas
00:21:17
like yeah they could beatbox and when they were like little microorganisms excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me anyway let's go so um I'm
00:21:28
happy for you let's move on you know what I mean that was a great but you know it's it's s it's it's very very good very very very very good um so um
00:21:37
what I want to say is you know it's the end of the tour we have a couple more left we have Tucson in Vegas and that's
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it maybe we'll go back in 2026 we're going to take some time off 25 we'll take some time off for the rest of the year I mean in the United States
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that is we're going to Australia at the end of the year tickets will be coming on sale soon people keep asking us Australia we're coming down and we're
00:21:54
going to Dubai which one off one show um so uh you it's a little sad but I think
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I I but we're going to see each other every week here on the on the Pod we see each other at the club nothing's going to change we hang out yeah nothing's
00:22:05
going to change everything's going to be good no are you feeling a little anxious about it you do sound like you're a little sad I do think it was a little
00:22:11
weird because when I said to you the tour is almost over you did kind of react where I think you might it's a
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little bit of a Melancholy thing for you well you know um the truth be told it is
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sad because um when I go on the road alone it's just not as fun it's totally different yeah it's I'm by myself I have some openers um there's more pressure I think
00:22:35
yeah because of the fact that it's my thing you know and um it's just fun to like you know when you're on stage
00:22:41
especially in the standup portions I know that they're getting a good show same you know so it's like and then we
00:22:47
go out together and then the best part is we go eat a great meal yeah so it's a it's been a really fun it saved my life
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actually last year you think so oh yeah those early dates really saved my life man I was in a bad
00:23:01
state so you know I I just kind of look at it all you know life there's a lot of curveballs right now there's a lot of
00:23:07
things happening and it's like um you know I had said I think earlier on that I go I think 2024 is the best year I've ever had wow but now certain things are
00:23:17
happening that are there's some roadblocks and some trials and tribulations you know and I you know but
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I I'm still finding joy in it you know because I know everything passes Nothing is for ever everything passes this too
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shall pass yeah don't you think I totally I believe when I see that video of me as a kid you know on my Instagram
00:23:38
where I was you know I mean doing standup and um watch you know at the restaurant working I I when I look at
00:23:43
that guy I go oh that guy had was riddled with all these problems and issues and with people and and
00:23:51
circumstances and and scenarios and none of those things should have been an issue cuz I don't even know what they
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were yeah but how ni worried so hard when you're young you worry so hard about the things that are going on like
00:24:02
I'm never going to have this and that and then none of that came true and so it's like right right now I'm trying to go in five years I'm going to look back
00:24:10
at now and go oh why did I worry about that you know so I'm not I don't want to worry about it now because as you get older you know the end's coming man and soon laugh yeah that's crazy
00:24:24
dude and what is it the end is near and write that soon judgment com and write that soon you know you know Andreas when
00:24:31
I die and I look down cuz I will be looking down at my my services and my funeral and stuff
00:24:38
up I think he means cuz you're in the casket I no I think he mean he means I'm in I think he means in the casket no
00:24:45
that's what I think you know what's interesting is uh you will be looking up from the casket at the people
00:24:50
surrounding you crying regardless of where I'm at and I think about me I'll be cremated but I but I'll be so I'll be
00:24:55
a lump of dust but I'll want them to save my eyes so I just want the lump of cremation with two little eyeballs dude
00:25:01
that's so good is that funny maybe your lips too yeah yeah but it's like yeah eyes Li
00:25:07
on a on a b oh my God it's me doing the Bobby mom face yeah you know what can you do it in a bag yeah what a clear bag
00:25:17
with your eyes your lips and I'm going to put a hook on it and for every Christmas it's going to be an [Laughter]
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00:26:46
sad the the end of the thing but you know there's always a beginning there's always a new when one door closes
00:26:52
another one opens like look at this special moment for us this episode will have already come out
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uh but in a few days we're going to be playing Family [Music] Feud no no no don't do that at Family Feud I promise I won't cuz I will do that on national TV okay so um we're
00:27:13
playing Family Feud so what happened was I was I was hanging out with Rachel Belson and Olia Rachel bson and Olivia and they um from the OC and they asked
00:27:24
me they Rachel goes can you be do you want to do Family Feud my family and I go I'd be honored and then 2 days later
00:27:32
I get a call that Family Feud wants my family right so I'm like I said yes immediately now I can't sleep at night because I want to be a fool no I don't
00:27:44
know anything we're going to do great it's I know it without pressure but with imagine standing there W with Steve Harvey the my opponent with the buzzer
00:27:56
right and I just don't know how quick I'm going to be I've never done it before I don't know if I'm going to know
00:28:02
the [ __ ] answer there's all these things so I think that we need to practice today oh let's do a little practice round do we have practice PR
00:28:09
yeah okay ready all right here we go name wait wait wait wait a second we have the Lee family and the stino family
00:28:16
here okay Steve yeah sounds like Steve okay so name a TV show that you both have guests on Bobby um the
00:28:29
league okay Andrew wait is this then it's just my turn to see who he goes oh uh Curb Your Enthusiasm all right Andrew yeah he got
00:28:41
what the [ __ ] name oh I got a higher a TV show that you both have starred on um that oh same question same
00:28:50
category oh um we both have starton that's what it's saying we have five not at the same time I know but we have yeah whoa whoa thank God yeah thank God this
00:29:02
isn't in the thing W this is hard all right how many seconds does he get 10 this yours your turn he just he that was
00:29:08
your go oh it's my turn oh it's you don't know either I don't know uh so it's back to me yeah um uh um we both start in
00:29:19
uh you never did the office right [ __ ] oh got done you didn't do the office right no no okay go all right can I
00:29:27
what's that so with and um Benji I'll follow oh you can't ask that's illegal you can't ask uh one one together
00:29:36
together one and yeah alone together alone together I got it do you want to see the answers yes so we're out I got
00:29:43
it yeah I mean you're 40 points you have 40 points okay I got see oh my God this game we're going to get [ __ ] tr we
00:29:49
[ __ ] we're [ __ ] no it's not going to be about us I thought you going to do sh I thought you going to do questions that they would ask on Family Feud we both
00:29:57
did family gu we did Family Guy yeah what else you guys were both on a loan that was the one I and you guys both
00:30:03
arrested oh yes how do we not know that I don't know we don't even know us we're going to be we work so much we work so
00:30:10
much all right so um wow we did five shows together yeah and that's really bad that we didn't know we didn't know that all right we're [ __ ] yeah we're
00:30:16
[ __ ] Saturday okay go give me another one let's go question name Rudy's favorite food Bobby no it was him thank
00:30:23
you [ __ ] Steve uh uh uh jollybee okay Bobby [ __ ] that's that low ballute okay Bobby that's what I was gonna say but I thought that's not real
00:30:40
yeah she actually likes jolli be the most I know I know I know no let your mustache kind of drip
00:30:46
off I think it's funnier if it's halfway up so who's next you're next you you're up cuz you got it higher than me POG
00:30:52
POG nope okay I it's got to be something funny at this point it's got to be like uh poop no I got it
00:31:04
what Taco Bell no we're all wrong all right so what is it so rotten fish yeah I said poop and a
00:31:15
bat yeah [ __ ] who made these answers she did Rudy did they were sub anyone are we giving the points to anyone on this
00:31:20
round I I got it Bobby got5 I got 35 I got 15 name five [ __ ] you dude and um a cute little girl in a cute little
00:31:38
girl um I actually don't know any of the names of I I don't know um yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think
00:31:50
um I can dude I mean this is crazy I don't know any of the names of the songs I've heard them before change change is that one oh yeah change change CH change no
00:32:01
okay uh how about uh how about um I'm sorry I put something that you know younger people like
00:32:09
let's let's move on dude name one no we can't let's move on okay let's just give
00:32:15
the cards give me the cards let's play give him the cards we'll play the real game we're going to play the real game let's do it but we're not doing points
00:32:21
now anymore CU I'm way ahead you you won the round of like no knowing bad friends
00:32:27
but now this is going to General good this is what we need this is how we we prepare yeah yeah all right here we go
00:32:33
let's see this this is the real life questions let's do it name something you might find in an ambulance Andrew an
00:32:41
EMT stethoscope what so it's me again yep a a [ __ ] person ding ding ding ding ding yeah on a [ __ ] stretcher mhm stretcher okay a par a paramedic I said
00:32:55
that I said EMT I already said that that's an emtn EMT is a paramedic I win that so I get what do I do now you I mean I guess now I get to guess my second gu yes nine nine points you have
00:33:09
oh my God and one more answer okay so name name something inside read the question because I'm the next guest name
00:33:16
something you might find in an ambulance um uh heart heart monitors those [ __ ] jumper cables no
00:33:28
a driver so it is oxygen is the number one answer where the [ __ ] is this from yeah Harve this is Harvey in Bangladesh is
00:33:39
this family Family Feud Bangladesh this is Family Feud man yeah this is all right this does not sound real one that doesn't even make sense oxygen is everywhere I
00:33:52
know what kind of shitty game is this I know okay name a professional who blows a whistle referee and yeah um God huh
00:34:03
number two answer yeah want to try Bobby yeah um lifeguard number three answer so
00:34:09
it's still me okay and I get those points okay uh that's how the game works you know that right on the show yeah yeah fine
00:34:17
um uh uh a dog trainer that's a great [ __ ] guess yep good answer that's where you go good answer good answer good answer good answer all right you're up that was funny that was great you just have to
00:34:29
play the game yeah too much pressure oh I know um oh victim ding d d d ding ding great great answer that's
00:34:39
not they use whistles though yeah I know okay yeah if I said that on family few would that I would that get in trouble I
00:34:46
don't think we should say yeah just a wild guess all right we can't even say it on the on our show oh yeah an assault victim that sounds better okay someone being assaulted IT
00:34:58
professional technically okay uh Prof read the question one more time please name a professional who blows a
00:35:06
whistle um the head uh the head drag queen at the yeah on the floats no I know I know
00:35:19
a high school coach i d d ding ding ding ding a coach doesn't have a [ __ ] you're saying during practice Yeah Yeah
00:35:26
Yeah do for all right I it's on there dude it's bad okay so the first answer is a police or a traffic cop that's good
00:35:34
police don't ever have whistles I've never heard of that before maybe New York cops don't have whistles maybe a
00:35:39
traffic cop yeah but did they even exist anymore yeah anyway two huh that's it that's it that's it okay so we we just got some we did okay let's really focus come let's go let's go no matter how
00:35:50
hard it tries name an animal a snake could never swallow a bear Elephant D number one [ __ ] yeah sorry
00:36:04
that was too much you got to keep going yeah giraffe lion um a hippopotamus ding ding ding number five answer um a
00:36:19
alligator a horse d d d number two answer so we got them all I got one and two yeah you guys number four we we are
00:36:26
missing one oh we're missing one oh so you're up again oh [ __ ] um a dog no they
00:36:32
can eat a dog they can eat a dog a Chihuahua maybe of course yeah yeah yeah your dogs your
00:36:39
cats too could get a cow was the fifth out all right so we got two of we got four we got four together we got four
00:36:44
five yeah that's good all right you know honestly this is helping me no it is yeah because now I go maybe I can answer
00:36:50
some yeah yeah name something made of feathers Andrew a headress a hatut that that that would work that would work uh um a coat I guess so what is it
00:37:07
feather duster yeah that's it number two answer I got one bird he's not made of feather I couldn't agree with that more he's definitely made of feathers that's where it comes
00:37:18
from that's a great answer Bobby oh that's Steve Harvey that was Steve har very good very good so bad dude yeah
00:37:24
made of feathers um a rug I got it pillow number one oh yeah uh duvet cover duvet no bad mattress yeah blank number five answer all right we
00:37:38
got it very good very we're do you know what I'm very happy you're on my team you and I are going to do we're do well
00:37:43
we're going to do well go give me another name that kids use for Father Andrew daddy yes or Dad number two
00:37:51
answer and and one yeah dad daddy dad and daddy uh Papa number three answer um me number for uh uh P yes pops good
00:38:04
that's totally different you're the worst Steve Harvey ever you said paw he said yeah pops two different words not
00:38:09
even spell close pop no you said paw no I said pop you said paw I saw it we can rewind the tape no I'm on your I said
00:38:16
pop I know what you said you said paw I watched you do it you went paw there was no P at the end all right you're right I
00:38:22
know I'm right you're right you're right you're right I cheat a lot I'm a cheat well this game is on TV they're going to
00:38:27
know I'm going to do that in front of you have to and I'll defend you yeah yeah yeah yeah he said it and then you
00:38:33
say you know what you say after that Steve he's he's straight from Korea yeah what do you want we just got they're
00:38:39
pe's are hard for them yeah all right let's here what the next one okay Name something that ends with
00:38:46
the word code security yes number four answer pass pass code isn't on there yeah Jesus go ahead you're up
00:39:00
Guy Code these are all legitimately good answers yeah they're all great answers this is the problem with the show sometimes you'll have good answers and it won't be on there uhhuh bro code I
00:39:12
know that's not no pay code I don't know code in code and code what is it area code [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sip code Jesus Christ Morse code Jesus Christ oh my God we
00:39:23
lost bar code let me tell you something we lost we lost we're going to get cooked on Saturday just as long as the code thing's not there yeah forget the
00:39:30
that was because when they said I'm like why yeah of course that's how do you trange your mind to know these things we
00:39:36
have to do again let's go let's get the let's get let's train our minds to get there we got to get there kids can wait
00:39:42
for Christmas wait say it again kids can wait for Christmas you do know Steve will be hard to understand as well yeah
00:39:47
kids he's doing this because Steve is hard to understand and I mean that I watched the show every night you know this right every night I watch the show
00:39:54
yeah I watch this then America says kids can't I can't understand sometimes he just wa so kids what's it
00:39:59
is kids can't can wait for Christmas what kind of oh that's it no you have now you're now you have
00:40:06
to you have to guess presents what kind of adults wait for what what kind it's my turn you already guessed oh yeah what
00:40:13
can't adults wait for yeah Saturday the weekend I got it what I got it the weekend's not I got it I got it I got it
00:40:23
Friday no it's obviously not a day if I if yeah no people wait when they're I can't wait you said weekend yeah the
00:40:30
weekend people can't wait for the weekend yeah something similar but bigger okay yeah uh people can't wait for summer adults can't wait for the
00:40:37
summer vacation that's not the same I see vacation next I mean I I read your mind
00:40:42
and said yes vacation he he knew that we were going to say what vacation you got it okay vacation what else can wait what
00:40:50
can adults not wait for wait adults can't wait for what I know I got it the the kids to move out of the house yeah
00:40:57
no how is that not on there um uh that's sex Cruise they've been wanting to take D ding ding ding no what uh go ahead so number one is
00:41:10
paycheck and then school to start which you guys can that's kind of what he said
00:41:15
he's kind of Bobby said when they get out of the [ __ ] house and bedtime which is also kind of the same and the day after Christmas God I hate these
00:41:21
questions I hope these are not oh my God we're [ __ ] but if they are how great one more one more let's go come on okay
00:41:27
name something people bu by the roll toilet paper ding number one uh paper towels number two answer uh quarters roll of quarters Lea bread by
00:41:41
the roll yeah by the roll roll of bread I'm going to do that you're dude you know I'm going to fight for you honestly dude yeah what you just did there dude uhhuh forever makes us comp
00:41:52
Padres for Life dude my best friend dude you're a liar like me hey Steve for the roll roll roll of bread tell me it's not
00:41:58
a roll of bread you've never do a Jewish deli it's a roll of bread Bud yeah Swiss Rolls Swiss Miss rolls what are you buy in rolls carpet carpet No film rugs oh
00:42:07
film um that's three of five yep yep that was the number three answer how about um wow wow should we cancel yeah we should
00:42:20
cancel so tape and stamps no okay tape yes but stamps can [ __ ] off [ __ ] that's
00:42:26
right never who buys stamps I don't buy stamps I haven't mailed anything ever all right let's go next the last one of
00:42:32
that and then we'll do the right by the way a pizza you buy you buy hold on you buy stamps in sheets now they are sheets
00:42:38
of stamps yeah so [ __ ] off go to the next one cuz I heard the question give another one name a pizza toppin oh my
00:42:44
God that's some people th is yucky go ahead pineapple ding ding ding ding ding number three answer um olives black olives my my turn anchovies number one
00:42:57
answer okay two two oh it's my turn yeah um green pepper it's delicious um [ __ ]
00:43:10
bacon I got it jalapeno I know I like all these by the way me too um I know what it is how
00:43:18
about uh I think I know what it is how about um tick tick okay go ahead me yeah mushroom yes two points two points so now we have mushroom anchovy and pineapple and then the other two are ham
00:43:32
and sardines I've never seen a sardine on a pizza because people find yck do one
00:43:39
more because I'm mad I'm mad I'm mad I'm mad let's do one more I'm mad we have to tell tell me something people think
00:43:45
needs saving money number one answer um people need people need saving close soul soul saving people but that's the same thing soul I get that I don't know that that's going to be on there if you
00:44:03
said people I don't think they're going to go it's Soul yeah but that because because it's so it's worded so bad
00:44:09
animals yes okay we have three one more it's only out of four yep yeah I know what go ahead oh it's my turn anyway environment the world yeah the world yes
00:44:20
okay we would finally here's the other problem's the problem we have three other people with us besides you and me
00:44:26
oh oh no yeah we going to have to sneak them answers no I think EST knows I don't know I really I you going to call her now I have to call her yeah yeah yeah cuz let's see I'm
00:44:40
going to call Jean I'm going to call Jean hold on let me call let me give you a couple questions and you ask them and see if no the ones that we've already
00:44:48
done hi Hi how are you good Hey listen I have you on bad friends it's not bad I just want we're do we're playing Family Feud um we're prepping Bobby and I are prepping for this
00:44:59
weekend oh okay well are you available to do it Saturday because you're you're on the team yeah I know okay because you're healthy enough yes I'm healthy I had a vaginal
00:45:11
birth I'm good hey hly and we're happy for you but don't don't bring the [ __ ] baby don't bring the [ __ ]
00:45:17
baby okay don't ever say vaginal don't even say that say it's say it plopped out or yeah yeah fell out okay have you
00:45:23
been training have you been training Dave explained the show to me last night and he was very upset that
00:45:29
I oh God oh God make it be quiet um yeah I'm I definitely think Dave and I decided last night I should be last for whatever like I should be the last onebody Jee Hong's last Jean
00:45:44
Hong's gonna be last but jean is smarter than everybody that's why we need we need a good anchor yeah he's a good
00:45:49
anchor we want you you're kind of like the coal car right you know what I mean you're you're yeah we get a little bit
00:45:55
of coal from you all right hey yeah we need to we need to prep you real fast okay are you ready we're you yeah you
00:46:00
got to get these we ask 100 people top five answers on the board name a pizza topping that's name a pizza topping that some people think is yucky
00:46:13
ASA oh my gosh asra come on okay pineapple binging okay what else keep going oh um Pizza uh I don't like sausage but no people like that um your
00:46:29
internal dialogue don't say it out loud yeah don't say it out loud on the show when we do the show you can't do that
00:46:34
okay no Bing okay two answers come on baby three more onion no one more wrong answer and then and then that's it oh don't don't lose us
00:46:47
the game please don't lose us the game Canadian bacon that's it that's it that would be
00:46:53
on it and we didn't even guess that that's that's great she is she's she thinks differently yeah yeah she I think
00:47:00
she's like a little person she is she's an LP yeah yeah yeah little people think differently two more Esther come on baby you got this oh two more of that categor
00:47:07
oh yeah baby she's not gonna get on oh my God pizza toppings that people don't like uh my mom's knobbing to me that it's so easy yeah well then what does
00:47:19
she say Mom what's a pizza topping people don't like this is a family feud rehearsal mushrooms yes okay one more one more she never that last one is [ __ ] just texted me and but I said
00:47:32
that already Carlos okay think this there's Carlos what are you doing oh my God what
00:47:38
Now Bob's pissed off I don't know I'm scared what did I do can your mom come play phone she's gonna be in the audience I didn't pH not to say sorry
00:47:52
all right we love you I can't wait to see you this weekend bring the baby I'll put I'll carry it out on camera it has
00:47:57
to stay home for Dave to breastfeed okay love you guys by bye which races did bobb's Dad respect the least well I mean
00:48:05
yeah go ahead um Vietnamese you don't know my dad then yeah this is funny you absolutely we ask a hundred people they asked 100 people they they don't know my dad my dad hates
00:48:17
the Vietnamese Chinese [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you dude black people okay I knew where they doing I know what you're doing okay African-American Japanese obviously oh I
00:48:31
know I know one I know one then I oh based on my jokes yeah snake so we just wrote your jokes we're just reading off one of your
00:48:43
jokes yeah I had stand up joke on like this all right go ahead um cockroach okay I don't know cuz this is
00:48:50
[ __ ] yeah next one get a real one that you did you want to know the other answers no I don't even want to know it's going to make me mad monkey monkey
00:48:58
Mexican go to the go back to the dck dude go back to the dck dude name a notable alumni from pawe high
00:49:05
school Bobby go ahead Bobby Lee um uh Charlie Hoffman ding ding ding ding ding that's number four
00:49:17
wow uh Daran yahida ding ding ding ding ding that's number one uh Tom Delong ding ding ding ding ding that's number two uh Drew
00:49:30
walrus ding ding ding ding ding that's number three Tyler Nevin ding ding ding ding
00:49:37
ding that's number five Anisha Nicole ding d That's number six got yes this is according to their official website wow yeah wow I can't believe I won wow wow and by
00:49:52
the way love Tyler Nevan stuff he's great do you even know who that is no I don't
00:49:58
any of them Tyler Nevin is a baseball player alici Anisha Nicole is an R&B hip-hop singer uh did they really go
00:50:05
there yeah they all went there they Charlie Hoffman by the way I know very well PGA Tour professional um Drew
00:50:11
wallus is a linebacker for the St Louis Rams Tom Del long Blink 182 and dar is Tom on there now yeah no he made it to
00:50:18
the I mean this is just Wikipedia oh but he didn't make it to the exra alarm none of these guys are on the Alum like this
00:50:23
is on the Wikipedia page oh okay I'm on it too no and dar okay thank you upaya is a League of Legends
00:50:30
professional player wow Daran upah we I want to just do one more from the box and then we'll go one more from the box
00:50:36
and we'll just do we'll do something else yeah that's fine all right ready what's the most important quality an
00:50:42
employee could have Andre um being punctual being on time number one um working hard that's
00:50:53
not a requirement okay I got wow honest ding ding ding ding ding number two okay
00:50:58
we got one and two um friendly okay polite yeah that's good that's a requirement see that's interesting I would disagree but I get it okay go ahead
00:51:09
oh works works well with others it's kind of polite right that's the problem that's a but that's the
00:51:16
problem because it's so vague it's so vague read the question again cuz we have three what's the most important quality an employee could have see it's
00:51:22
most important I know I know one what experience punctuality politeness uh have you would you have
00:51:34
higher any no no no one inone these guys yeah embody hey Steve none of these guys
00:51:39
would make it yeah uh read read it one more time go and then I'll get it what's the most important quality an employee
00:51:45
could have respect loyalty yeah loyalty respect that's it dependability depend dependability wow okay one more we do need to do one more I need to feel it
00:51:55
yeah me to me too name an occupation Sylvester stallon would be perfect for if he wasn't an
00:52:03
actor boxer number two what's number one what do you think police officer okay security guard yeah yeah we'll take that yeah what number is that
00:52:14
that's three okay Sylvester Salone if he wasn't um and it's my turn again I got above you my number was above you right I was two yeah and then I okay okay yeah cuz I was two you're right you're right you're right um
00:52:26
in in the [ __ ] military bouncer number one good good good good good yeah what else come on oh
00:52:34
[ __ ] um this is the problem once you get it you got to come up with other ones yeah oh that's the problem that's the
00:52:39
hard thing because then you have to think while other people are guessing a wrestler it's good guess thank you
00:52:47
football player says bodybuilder and fitness trainer those are the same Steve Builder fitness trainer are too close to each other every
00:52:58
bodybuilder is probably a fitness trainer at one point in their life could be could be but the it's like the sun is
00:53:04
a stars star this is going to be tough yeah we're going to get [ __ ] cooked no but but it's not that we're going to get cooked it's just anyone would get
00:53:10
cooked yeah who are we going up against by the way I hope like it's like we don't even know is like I you know what
00:53:16
show love on the Spectrum I would love to go against that really they they would destroy us I think they would yeah
00:53:23
they would destroy us well that's not math kids with autism would would [ __ ] murder us what's 436 divided by
00:53:29
seven you know I mean then they would 47 yeah they would kill us anybody from level on the Spectrum would murder us
00:53:35
you're you're right um yeah you're right they have so [ __ ] okay last one this with this one we close the show name a
00:53:42
musical instrument you really can stand to listen to Andrew I know oh drum drums
00:53:49
drums number one answer see this is this is the pro hold on this is the problem with this these questions and this does this on the show
00:53:55
sometimes can can't stand to listen to Drums are [ __ ] great this is my issue the question should be phrased name a
00:54:02
musical instrument if your neighbor was playing in the middle of the night would make you mad yeah move on to the next question just one more get get am I
00:54:09
right though the question's phrased wrong next card next card one more card let's go let's go next card name something you pour on top of
00:54:17
food chocolate I got it poor gravy number one answer salt you poor you don't pour salt sure you do
00:54:30
you I got I got it dressing yeah how the [ __ ] is that not on there cuz it's more specific than
00:54:37
that that's too generic Italian dressing you [ __ ] ranch ketchup number two answer rant mustard mayonnaise you guys run out of up toothpaste syrup cheese Hot Sauce F
00:54:53
away you pour dressing it's cheese what kind of fat [ __ ] you're not pouring a lot of cheese yeah how often are you pouring cheese ever oh everyone eats queso yeah
00:55:06
no and they're not pouring it all over their steak oh is he got it's [ __ ] let's move on I'm not going to [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:55:11
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night you told a couple days ago you said to watch um dream scenario on HBO and anyone any bad friends fans dude you got to watch this movie it's incredible it's incredible but I was thinking about
00:56:55
his career and I'm just so like look what he's done I know Lord of War but what he did was
00:57:02
you know he disappeared for cuz he did a movie called um that Christian movie that it was one of the worst movies ever
00:57:08
made what was it called it was called he's a pilot yeah he a pilot it's one of the worst movies ever made oh yeah what
00:57:16
left alone left alone he did a movie called left alone it left alone got I'm going to show you left alone on the um
00:57:21
he can look it up up there yeah what did he get on Rotten Tomatoes what just what a career he's had he's in but he had
00:57:27
that let so he had the you know that time he always to be a a movie star like an action hero and he want an Oscar in
00:57:33
order to become an action hero which is kind of insane can't do that these days but in the there was a gap there a decade where he was doing small movies
00:57:40
independent movies I think Mandy is what kind of like went PE you know kind of turned people's heads like interesting yeah God he must be doing like he at that at that back then he must be doing
00:57:52
three films a year valley girl oh my go look at the amount of work he's done this guy how could you do that much he
00:57:58
loves it so much he goes from set to set yeah no I mean I get it if you have the opportunity I understand it but also
00:58:04
that how overwhelming yeah where is life that's what gets scary to me where is life when you're so inundated with so
00:58:11
much work I think about that with my buddy our pal oh by the way Moon struck what a good movie great movie dude um oh my god oh it could happen to you it could happen to you was great adaptation
00:58:22
was phenomenal you can name so many of these movies raising Arizon still my favorite um and by the way let's don't get me
00:58:28
started on go down a little bit don't get me started on Ant Bully I mean what is that I don't know dude this guy's been in so many movies he he's in so many movies that some of them sound
00:58:40
like they made them up and put them in there to see if you'd notice yeah like like I don't know Creer lake
00:58:45
or something yeah Creer Lake this goes out there to everybody this is not just reference to the film industry I'm talking about some of our fans out there and I mean this I'm going to say this to
00:58:57
you because I had a conversation with a friend of ours uh a friend of our family I can't say
00:59:04
who it it's they're private but they were saying how they're they're feeling like they might be burning out a
00:59:10
little bit just like overworking and they're not a comedian they just work in our industry and I was like oh you
00:59:16
really have to take time because it's dangerous when you're when you let yourself be a part of something and you
00:59:22
don't get to do you a little bit and she was like haha you know trying my best but I'm
00:59:29
dragging myself around blah blah blah and I was like I'm actually being serious I'm like being genuine because
00:59:34
I've learned if I don't do that I get emotionally dark deep down like I've taken this whole week of doing standup off now that we're back I feel great you seem great I get to walk to coffee in
00:59:45
the morning with a dog I get an extra couple hours at home like it just feels nice to be able to like exercise do the
00:59:51
Pod take a break mentally go to a nice dinner I mean that for our too you got to do things for you sometimes that called you the other day you were taking a walk with your wife I yeah just nice just like get the [ __ ] out of your cuz
01:00:02
sometimes if all you're doing is working like these like our fans too some people are just working working working working working if you don't take any time for
01:00:09
you I'm telling you it's so bad for your brain we just kidding the other day when you go I wasn't going to do Family Feud or
01:00:16
no I think it was yesterday goes you know what bud I'm not going to do it yeah I wanted to see your reaction why
01:00:22
because if I gave you an out you would have got an out yeah no no no if you weren't excited for me to be there I
01:00:28
wouldn't have felt guy guy guy I'm doing it for us okay I'm doing it for us I'm doing it for our family but here's the thing I called you to check you to see I
01:00:42
wonder if he really wants me to do it and I said because it's a Lee family and I'm not a Lee you dude you're as I love
01:00:49
a Lee there is a Le that I love you're a close to me like you are like a family member you're like you feel you're a brother to me well then why what were we even talking about it was an ego thing mean I just wanted you to these are like
01:01:01
third cousins cousins yeah third yeah like I don't know them mcon is like a guy mcon
01:01:07
to me in my family Network world yeah is like an Amazon guy you know the D guy that drops off it's like it changes every week I don't even know who he really is yeah you're like on
01:01:19
ancestry.com like you're related to MCO I'm like how I wouldn't even I would just kind of read and just kind of move
01:01:24
on I would ask them to change it I go can you take that off yeah and fancy to me familywise is like somebody that
01:01:30
married into my family but like we we put up with him like he comes to the family dinners hey do you want to play a
01:01:36
popular game we do in Spain and we're like [ __ ] he's going to make us do like the dice game thing or something yeah
01:01:41
your girlfriend's sister's new boyfriend is who you are oh my God you mean hey I'm Charlie yeah oh Charlie that's you yeah yeah Charlie you're not funny C can
01:01:52
I show you pictures on my phone of stuff that I like no get the [ __ ] out and who's
01:01:57
Carlos oh Carlos is I know dude you're K kin doesn't Carlos have a k kin Vibe dude he is 100 you're 100% k k k yeah
01:02:09
you're KO kin dude yeah randomly you know lives in a guest house somewhere yeah you just live in somebody else
01:02:15
somebody's guest house right by the way KO great great head of lettuce look at that guy's hair yeah speaking of which
01:02:21
what were we thinking putting fancy in a bald cap we have a bald guy yeah what were we doing we bought a ball cap I
01:02:28
mean this is just mismanagement all the way around delegation is just bad here K's got a great head of lettuce he used
01:02:35
to come around and do standup right yeah he we used to see him at the cob store a lot he used to you know he used to do a lot I'd see him at Jay Davis's shows
01:02:41
yeah and what was the name of that show on Melrose he had that big room on Melrose a parlor parlor yeah the Parlor
01:02:47
yeah yeah yeah he used to come around there that room used to shake man you could that was there was some fun rooms some of those rooms back in the day
01:02:54
beautiful people alternative rooms you never did Dublin's right no it was a I think it was before my time cuz Dublin
01:02:59
was probably like in the like earlys like 03 to 0405 right yeah the greatest night I get out was the greatest night of Comedy you guys don't know about that either let's see this video what it
01:03:11
this John I'm pleased to confirm that at the age of 100 Guinness World Record for
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this is their oldest man oh the oldest Brit oh it's the world's oldest man all right 11 years 220 you are the oldest man you live long or
01:03:31
he live short he can't do about I 111 years old he's like his tongue doesn't work anymore I can remember my first day at school pause it so here's why I think
01:03:45
we wanted to play this video um Steve on Saturday will be also hard to understand so we're trying to see if you could if you heard everything he said it's going to be
01:03:57
to yeah sometimes he runs through the questions fast yeah so this did you understand everything he said no yeah right I know I but I was more interested in like I guess when you get old parts
01:04:09
of your body die first your tongue his tongue's been gone a so yeah that died probably 12 years ago oh 12 he's 111 that died when he was like 85 85 yeah
01:04:20
would you ever want to live to be 111 years old but he seems cognitive more so than Jo and clear clear I mean seriously
01:04:28
so he can still probably use an Oculus you think you think he jerks off with the Apple [Laughter]
01:04:34
Pro but imagine what he's seen like okay 111 what year was he born 100 years would be 1924 right minus 11 oh thanks Andrew you
01:04:47
got it thank you I mean that's embarrassing I don't have my Abacus do you even want to be
01:04:52
111 what so he was born in 1910 so in 19 well no okay something like that it's 2024 100 years was 1924 minus 11 was 24 minus 11 so 19 20 he was born
01:05:06
in 1914 1913 yeah 1913 yeah he was born in 1913 right before cars right Wikipedia
01:05:18
1913 planes when did Planes happen before Plan before no no no yes this yes this is before flights commercial flights yes of course in 19113 go in
01:05:30
zoom in this is the first Balkan War Jesus Christ Jesus Christ uh hold on hold on slow down New York City's Grand Central Terminal was just rebuilt as the world's largest ra Railroad Station the
01:05:42
16th Amendment to the United States Constitution was ratified the authorizing the federal government to impose and collect income taxes [ __ ] me
01:05:49
what a [ __ ] year that's when they decided to start stealing our money again wait so he's in high school during
01:05:54
the Depression probably 19293 yeah maybe just about no he's in middle school right Middle School yeah he can't eat lollipops zoom into this he is born go down let's see what else is
01:06:06
going on during then SL on woman's suffrage procession takes place in DC oh these chicks are looking to vote woodro Wilson was president when this guy popped insane the Mexican Revolution
01:06:18
Poncho via oh my God folklore terrible year yeah screw down this Zoro was probably
01:06:26
around Still Still I think Godzilla was still around yeah you know what you know what you know what the single was what
01:06:33
patty cake patty cake patty cake I don't know the word baker man bake me a cake as
01:06:39
fast as you can by the way little demanding for a child don't you think bake me a cake as fast as you
01:06:44
can wait let's do the rest patty cake patty cake baker man bake me a cake as fast as you can roll it what roll it
01:06:51
toss it put it up my ass throw me in the oven and bake me fast what is that what it is uh oh there actually P patty cake baker man bake me cake as fast as you can Pat it and prick
01:07:04
it and Mark it with a B put in the oven for baby and me for baby and me for baby and me it's [ __ ] is that what it is this
01:07:10
is the song about [ __ ] patty cake was about making is about sex isn't it yes wow what's the be on there for fancy be
01:07:19
so this this guy lived through before he saw it all well I don't know if he did I
01:07:24
mean who knows if he was paying attention England in 1913 uh-oh dude look at it back then we we barely had Bean joh P that's them in the water with full
01:07:36
clothes on that's like a by the way that's like a there was no bathing suits back then that's like a Los Angeles beach today yeah wow look at that
01:07:44
incredible I saw the good you ever go see fck Mexicans at the beach in La they're in full clothes Mexicans will
01:07:51
wear sneakers into the water they will yeah yeah what look just look at that yeah it looks like another world it's incredible what a life 1913 yeah those little British kids they
01:08:03
this poop in the streets yeah what would you say as a grand great great grandson to him I'd be like just you can go you
01:08:09
got to go already peo you got to go yeah because I so I can get the money I can you does he there's that's the thing if you live that long there's no way you have money anymore he doesn't have
01:08:21
[ __ ] money no he retired what 60 years before that nobody no one's retirement plan includes 111 yeah you're done you're done your
01:08:31
money's run his money probably ran out by the time he was like 88 or 90 and then he was like now what yeah at 85 he
01:08:38
was like should I work again you got to get another job yeah that always breaks my heart when I see like an old person
01:08:44
working somewhere I'm like when they're really old I'm always like what is going on oh yeah oh like that breaks my
01:08:50
[ __ ] heart it breaks my heart like whenever I see I I donated a bunch of stuff to Goodwill and that's probably
01:08:55
volunteer work but the woman out back was so old and she was like you want any help and I was like no you can't carry
01:09:01
all this [ __ ] what is that uh senior citizens uh who are employed wow California has the most who's surprised how many 4 million it's a lot yeah you
01:09:13
know why this place is a [ __ ] ripoff you have to work this place sucks let's get the [ __ ] out of here5 and and over
01:09:20
would you would you would we move the show could we move the show if we wanted to move somewhere
01:09:25
yeah where Atlanta Europe both bad answers no where Vegas you want to go to Nevada save money on taxes because if you go to Vegas [ __ ] California then people we'll get there's
01:09:36
people out there we can get katop all kinds of people that's one right yeah who else rean two we can
01:09:44
get rean we can get Nicholas Cage three the magician friend of piff oh Shin Lim he lives here doesn't he pen no pen and tell they don't live there they Paulie Liv here now yeah pen and Teller live
01:09:56
there we're all it doesn't matter we could also fly people in if they're me right yeah it's Vegas we can fly people
01:10:04
in it's cheap from La okay and number two there's just so I let's do it let's go let's get out of here all right okay you guys are all willing to move are we invited you work for the company yes
01:10:17
well you signed a blood contract well hopefully we do well on Family Feud uh and I hope you guys watch we'll let you
01:10:22
know when it comes out and thank you for being a bad friend we get a transition for the uh for the Family Feud game at one point because we go back and forth two times we get one
01:10:35
like now are you cutting this episode I just don't know sit down I don't know sometimes you don't know don't even laugh dude I just it's
01:10:51
it's astounding as if he's Steven Spielberg get out of here dude dude beat it beat it dude dude you
01:11:01
you you haven't done [ __ ] the nerve of you is insane pure Insanity dude stay back there stay back there next thing you know he's going to give us line readings how about this how about this
01:11:13
ready Bob well that was fun let's try it with the other cards is that the transition that you want that's great give me give me another give me a shot you do one well
01:11:24
that was interesting cuz thank you so much Mone for doing the one that's bad friends related cool but maybe we should
01:11:31
go to the ones that are like traditionally the Cs that you got at a gift store or whatever that's a great
01:11:36
idea and good idea right take it away guys let's do it you better [ __ ] use that cut yeah where was that in drugstore June oh God go get him my
01:11:47
godil this go go [ __ ] him up go [ __ ] him up I'm dead serious go Bobby go [ __ ] him
01:11:53
up no I'm not going to I'm not going to you know what no no here's here's the deal you are a little [ __ ] here's the deal that was you know why I'll be
01:11:59
honest with you piece of [ __ ] um it's the role don't defend it don't don't why why why do you have to even defend his comment God that was so good though it
01:12:13
was pretty good it was I'll tell you why he knows he knows it'll forever burn the
01:12:19
yeah it's going to hit you yeah like he knows it he he's like this is going to completely separate us 100% right
01:12:25
there's no way going back as if it wasn't bad before yeah yeah I have to say this joke though right so he says it
01:12:32
right knowing that it's he could get fired oh yeah it's forever done and yet he had the balls to say it and I
01:12:39
appreciate you as a [ __ ] [Music] Warrior woo