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Marcello Hernandez In A Zoombie Apocalypse

January 25, 2026 / 01:18

This episode features a humorous discussion about survival strategies during a zombie apocalypse, with guests Rudy and Carlos participating in the conversation.

The hosts engage in a light-hearted debate about who would be the best team members for survival. Rudy is identified as a potential leader, while Carlos is deemed the runner responsible for errands.

They joke about the first tasks Carlos would undertake, including fetching supplies like bread and attracting unbitten girls. The conversation remains playful, with laughter throughout.

Overall, the episode showcases the hosts' camaraderie and comedic banter while imagining scenarios in a fictional apocalypse.

TLDR

Hosts discuss survival strategies in a zombie apocalypse with humor and camaraderie.

Episode

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Just based on looks in an apocalyptic moment, right? Like zombie apocalypse, whatever. Whatever. Right. You had to
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choose four people out of this room to be in your team to survive. Who would you pick?
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>> Easy. >> Yeah. Go ahead. >> Easy. It's It's you three. Rudy. I know
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when we get out there, Rudy's going to be secret leader of the pack. >> And then um I'm going to go with Carlos.
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I mean, the other two I I like you guys. [laughter] >> You seem easily killable. Like I killed
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very easily. >> Now, what's the first errand you make Carlos do in the apocalypse?
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>> Cuz he's the Aaron guy. He's the He's the runner. >> Yeah. I you know what? I don't even tell
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him. He knows. >> HE KNOWS. [screaming] HE >> KNOWS. YOU WHAT'S THE bullet look? Give me the
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look. >> It's not bullet. Carlos knows what we need. Not be bullet. But I go like this.
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I go, "Hey, >> I'm Yeah, I'm on it. >> You're [clears throat] in the car.
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>> I'm already getting bread. You're in the car. >> I'm getting bread." Yeah. [laughter]
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Yeah. You want bread? You got it, >> Carlos. Zombie apocalypse. I look at you. I go, "What are you going to get?"
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>> Couple girls who haven't been >> Okay. Carlos. >> Carlos.
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>> Girls who haven't been bitten. >> Okay. But you know what's going to
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happen? Yeah. Caller's going to go get these girls, right? Then he's going to
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try to be cool, show off in his new car. >> You know, he's like donuts in the
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parking lot. They he end up getting them bit anyway. He still shows up with them
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and he's like, "They weren't bit when I got them, but they're bit now,
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[laughter] >> but we can hang with them for a little bit." >> And I've been thinking about it and I
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think we should all just get bit. [laughter]

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Episode Highlights

  • Zombie Apocalypse Team Selection
    Choosing the best team members for survival leads to humorous insights.
    “You seem easily killable. Like I killed very easily.”
    @ 00m 21s
    January 25, 2026
  • Carlos's Role in the Apocalypse
    Carlos is humorously designated as the runner in survival scenarios.
    “HE KNOWS.”
    @ 00m 31s
    January 25, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • You seem easily killable. Like I killed very easily.
    Marcello Hernandez In A Zoombie Apocalypse
  • HE KNOWS.
    Marcello Hernandez In A Zoombie Apocalypse
  • What are you going to get?
    Marcello Hernandez In A Zoombie Apocalypse

Key Moments

  • Team Selection00:05
  • Humorous Insights00:20
  • Carlos's Errand00:24
  • Survival Strategy01:13