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YOU COMMIT 3 FELONIES A DAY?!

April 05, 2026 / 02:51

This episode discusses the overcriminalization in America, the implications of surveillance, and the concept of committing three felonies daily. Key topics include metadata privacy, the role of intelligence agencies, and the historical context of American law enforcement.

The conversation highlights how the average American unknowingly commits multiple felonies each day, as explained by Dr. Harvey Silverglate, a Harvard law professor. His book, Three Felonies a Day, argues that the complexity of laws makes it easy for individuals to violate them without intent.

Listeners are informed about the changes in surveillance laws post-9/11, which allow agencies like the NSA and FBI to monitor citizens without warrants. The discussion emphasizes the vulnerability of personal information in the digital age.

The episode raises concerns about the potential misuse of this information by authorities, particularly against individuals with differing political views. It suggests that the average person is largely unaware of the extent of surveillance and the risks involved.

Overall, the episode serves as a warning about the implications of living in a highly regulated society where privacy is compromised and legal protections are weakened.

TLDR

Americans unknowingly commit felonies daily due to overcriminalization and surveillance practices.

Episode

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The average American on the average day commits three felonies every day. If they decide they want you, they don't
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like your politics, they can get your metadata, find crimes that they can charge you with and ruin your life, and
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there's nothing you can do to protect yourself. >> What is it that you know about the
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nature of the reality that we all live in that the average person really has no idea about? Number one, John Kennedy
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called the CIA the best and the brightest. And we're not. We're just average people. And we're not as smart
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as we think we are. We're not as worldly as we think we are. We've pretty much
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missed every major global development since 1947. From the, you know, the rise of the Berlin Wall to the fall of the
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Berlin Wall to the fall of the Soviet Union to the Suez crisis and the Iran hostage crisis and 9/11 and everything
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else. We missed it. We're really good at day-to-day, you know, updates for the
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president. We're really good at recruiting minor hangers on around terrorist groups, but the the big
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picture items were just not good at it. Number two, until 9/11, it was against the law, like in stone, to spy on
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Americans. And now billions of dollars are spent spying on Americans. Whether it's NSA or
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CIA or or FBI or intelligence community contractors, nothing is secret. Nothing. And to make
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matters worse, let's say maybe you did do something that law enforcement might
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be interested in. They don't need a warrant anymore. They don't need to go
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to a judge and say, "Well, we have reason to believe, you know, blah blah blah." All they have to do is just buy
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your metadata because it's for sale. Just go to the go to the carrier. Just buy it. They don't need a judge's order
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to do that. It's all out there. We've made all we've made ourselves vulnerable. All of our lives are out
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there, whether it's on Facebook or X or Insta or whatever. If they really want
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to get you, they're going to get you. Which reminds me of a book written by Dr. Harvey Silverglate. He's a professor
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of law at Harvard and it's called Three Felonies a Day. And he argues in this
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book that we are so overcriminalized, so overregulated in this country that the average American on the average day
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going about his or her normal business commits three felonies every day. You may not mean to, but you
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do every day. So if they decide they want you, they don't like your politics,
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they can get your metadata, they can go through that metadata, find crimes that they can charge you with and ruin your
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life. And there's nothing you can do to protect yourself.

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Episode Highlights

  • The Average American's Felonies
    The average American unknowingly commits three felonies daily, raising concerns about overcriminalization.
    “You commit three felonies every day.”
    @ 00m 02s
    April 05, 2026
  • Surveillance and Metadata
    The ease with which authorities can access personal metadata poses a significant threat to privacy.
    “They can get your metadata and ruin your life.”
    @ 00m 12s
    April 05, 2026
  • The Illusion of Intelligence
    We often underestimate our ignorance about global events and intelligence matters.
    “We’re not as smart as we think we are.”
    @ 00m 33s
    April 05, 2026
  • The End of Secrets
    In today's world, nothing remains secret, and privacy is a myth.
    “Nothing is secret. Nothing.”
    @ 01m 29s
    April 05, 2026
  • Inevitability of Targeting
    If authorities want to target you, they will find a way, regardless of privacy.
    “If they really want to get you, they’re going to get you.”
    @ 02m 05s
    April 05, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • You commit three felonies every day.
    YOU COMMIT 3 FELONIES A DAY?!
  • They can get your metadata and ruin your life.
    YOU COMMIT 3 FELONIES A DAY?!
  • We’re not as smart as we think we are.
    YOU COMMIT 3 FELONIES A DAY?!
  • Nothing is secret. Nothing.
    YOU COMMIT 3 FELONIES A DAY?!
  • If they really want to get you, they’re going to get you.
    YOU COMMIT 3 FELONIES A DAY?!

Key Moments

  • Daily Felonies00:02
  • Metadata Threat00:12
  • Public Ignorance00:33
  • Privacy Myth01:29
  • Inevitability of Surveillance02:05

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