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Sharpening a Knife Gone Wrong! #shorts

November 08, 2024 / 01:26

This episode covers a personal injury story involving knife safety, emergency room visits, and humorous reflections on past accidents.

The host recounts a specific incident where they accidentally stabbed their knuckle while testing a knife's sharpness. They describe the moment of distraction that led to the injury and the immediate aftermath, including the sight of their own injury.

As the story unfolds, the host shares their experience of blood spurting and the frantic search for a towel to stop the bleeding. They mention their mother's involvement and the need to visit the emergency room.

The narrative includes light-hearted commentary on the frequency of such accidents, emphasizing a humorous take on personal mishaps and the lessons learned from them.

TLDR

A host shares a humorous yet gruesome knife injury story.

Episode

1:26

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I was in my room sharpening my knife and I was like I want to see how sharp this knife is it's got to be

00:00:08

really sharp and so I'm like cutting through a 3x5 card and I forget what distracted me or what thing I

00:00:15

did I looked away for a second and I looked down and my knife is like halfway into my knuckle okay like and and as I'm

00:00:24

yanking my hand away this chunk of skin just goes flying into The Ether I can find it for a while and I'm just like

00:00:32

looking at it I can see like fat globules I can see like my little bit of bone and you know have you ever gotten

00:00:38

like a really bad injury and it doesn't bleed for like that first like I don't know if it's a

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second or not a second like a really short amount of time it's just not bleeding and I was like holy

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CRA a little nauseous almost like I'm sorry to any listeners out there who might have a problem with this

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but it is what it is uh and it was just going everywhere I was spurting I'm like oh man so I like put

00:01:05

pressure on it put it over my head I'm like going through my mom's linen closet

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I get a hand towel and it's just like soaking through my hand towel I'm have

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my hand over my head and I was like Mom so I think we need go to the ER and this

00:01:19

isn't my first incident need to go to the ER for like an a stupidity related

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Episode Highlights

A Knife Incident
An accidental injury leads to a trip to the ER.
“This chunk of skin just goes flying into The Ether”
@ 00m 27s
November 08, 2024

Episode Quotes

This chunk of skin just goes flying into The Ether.
Sharpening a Knife Gone Wrong! #shorts
I was like holy CRA a little nauseous almost.
Sharpening a Knife Gone Wrong! #shorts
I think we need to go to the ER.
Sharpening a Knife Gone Wrong! #shorts

Key Moments

Injury Shock00:51
ER Trip01:17