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>> HEY, HEY, WE GOT NEW MERCH. >> They got these shirts. This is my favorite shirt.
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>> This is an artist uh that worked with us here on Bad Friends. he submitted and uh
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we said we got to put that on a shirt and this is incredible. You go to badfriendsmerch.com to buy this
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badfriend.com. Go get it. It comes in black and red. Badfriends merch.com. >> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. [screaming] You two are disgusting.
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>> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> So, what's going on in >> We have ET and Clayface in the cover
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booth right now. Um. >> Oh, he stands up now. >> He stands up now. What's going on with
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your face? Can you get invisible um acne patches, please? >> I Why don't you like
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>> You look like an aial aerial view of Iran. >> I mean, there's explosions. >> It stumbled, but you still got through
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them. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They're just little stickers like every teenager uses. >> Okay.
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>> You're 40. >> I'm 39. >> Yeah, you're 40. >> Okay. You're 40. >> 40. Yeah. >> That's the same thing. This That's
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interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? What at what
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scale of your life do you go you round up automatically versus when you start rounding down?
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>> 38. >> 38 you start rounding up. Yeah, you have. No, I think 35. At 35 I was like
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I'm almost 40. >> Yeah, you're 40. >> You're 40. >> Yeah, >> I know. It just feels weird.
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>> I'm 60. >> That's >> Yeah, I'm 60. >> That's the most true thing he said to me.
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>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, I'm >> 60 years old. And And I'm 50. >> You're 50. You're for sure 50.
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>> I'm 50. I I look 50. I act 50. My body feels 50. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And guess what I did yesterday.
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>> H >> two things happened. >> What happened? >> Well, two things are going on. Well,
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first of all, I got I got caught. I got caught. >> Doing what? [laughter] >> I got caught, dude.
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>> Oh, yeah. >> What? >> Getting caught sucks. >> Yeah, getting caught sucks, dude.
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>> What did you do? >> Um, I thought I could get away with it [laughter] is what I did.
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>> What did you do, dude? So, I was at the comedy store Friday night and I took my
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car and I for some reason thought it was in forward, >> but it was in reverse. >> And who'd you hit?
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>> And I press the, you know what I mean? The gas. Right. >> Right. The pedal. Yeah,
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>> the gas pedal. >> That's right. >> Like any 60-year-old would do. [laughter] >> It does sound like an old guy.
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>> And I crashed into a car. >> Whose car? >> Well, let me finish. >> Okay. I put it in forward and I just
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left. >> And there was cameras. >> Well, I didn't know that. [laughter] >> So, at around So, at around midnight,
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Joe, the comedy store uh manager goes, >> "You got caught." [laughter] >> And I go, "What do you mean?" And he
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goes, "We have it on video." >> We got it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And um then Steph
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Toliv texts me late at night. She goes, "I saw it." [laughter] And she goes, "It's the funniest thing
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I've ever seen in my life." >> It's her car. >> No. >> Whose car? >> Ricky. >> Rick Ingram.
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>> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> I know. So then what I do is And then here's the thing. The thing is is that
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>> you thought you were going to get away with >> Now here, but then Joe says something
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very interesting. He said aside, so Steph saw it, but she didn't wrap me out. They just drove away. They said
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there there was somebody that Joe walked up to and goes, "Did you see it?" And the guy rat said my name and ratted me
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out. And I asked Joe for the name and he wouldn't give me the name. And that guy,
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I'm going to find out. >> You don't know who it is? >> I don't know who it is. >> We're going to find out.
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>> And we're going to find out. And then I call Rick and I go, I guess I [laughter] got caught.
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>> Hello. >> Hello. >> Hey. Hey, dude. You're on Bad Friends. >> Nice. I have to I have
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>> Who's it Who you talking to? >> Who do you think? >> Rick or >> the man's car that you hit?
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>> Okay. >> Rick, how much dam how much damage is on the car? >> I mean, at this point, it doesn't look
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like almost any. It's like just a dent cuz we apparently have security guards who buff out bumpers on the spot.
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[laughter] >> Wait, someone fixed your car at the store? Dude, I never even got to see the
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damage. >> I I I saw the video of it. >> No, you asked for the video though. No,
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>> I like that. >> I >> I heard you asked for the video. >> What's that? >> I I heard that you asked. Let me see the
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video. >> I said Yeah. I said, "Is there video of this?" And he said, "Yeah, we can pull
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that up." [laughter] And it's it's it's [snorts] fairly crazy, but [laughter] >> why why is it crazy? Why? What happened?
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because you just you you hit the car pretty hard [laughter] and then and then you just kind of pull forward and then
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back up and then just like repark [laughter] and then and then he gets out and then uh driver's side or passenger
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side >> passenger side cuz I was so close to your car I couldn't get out >> hitting it [laughter]
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after hitting it he parked very close to [laughter] and then climbed out the passenger side
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door and then went inside. What I find amazing is like there's like eight or nine people who all witnessed this.
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>> Yeah. >> Nobody says a word. >> Nice. >> Yeah. Except for one person. I'm going
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to find that person out. There was one person that said it was Bobby Lee, but I I saw I know that eight witnesses shut
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their mouth. And those aren't rats. [laughter] >> Well, no, they are rats. Cuz as soon as
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they saw me, they were like, "Bobby Lee hit your car." >> [laughter] >> No, seriously. How many people?
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>> I mean, five or six people immediately. [laughter] >> Was Steph told of one of them? Was
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Stephan? >> Well, um, no, she didn't TELL ME. >> EXACTLY. SHE'S NOT A RAT. [screaming]
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[laughter] >> She Yeah, these are like people who work there. >> Yeah. I'm going to get a list. I'm going
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to call Joe. >> They're all so scared >> to say something about me. They don't want to offend, you know, the famous
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person who talks to them sometimes. [laughter] >> Obviously, they're not that scared
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because they >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they risked it all. >> They saw me and then they were like,
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"Wait, he might actually one at a time eliminate each of [laughter] us from this planet."
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>> You do have a little school shooter vibes a little bit. Yeah. >> So, >> well, then I texted when I I texted you.
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I texted you um how much does it what do you need? I'll van you. Whatever you need, I'll take care. And you said no.
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Yeah, I don't I don't need anything. I mean, my car already sucks. >> No, it's a nice car.
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>> Let's get a new car because of Bobby. Let him get you a new car. I would say >> no. No, no, no. He said we were cool.
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>> I would say >> that's insane. >> And the fans of this show would agree. I think you should buy him a new car.
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>> Yeah, >> I think it's the right move >> because what happens when you hit when
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you hit someone's car, one little nudge. What year is it, >> man? This thing's a classic. A 2013
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Toyota Camry. >> 13 Camry. Yeah, you can look this up. They had a problem with the chassis at
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the midpoint where if any slight ding or accident could render the car totaled. [laughter]
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>> You could look it up. >> This is exactly This is why I didn't want to take it in cuz
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>> Yeah, >> that's the last thing I need. >> They'll total it, right? So, >> I'll make it up to you though.
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>> I think he I think whatever. So, Rick, start looking for a new car for your friend.
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>> No, no, no. Rick, Rick, I will make it up for you in a different way. >> I think you should give him a new
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vehicle. >> Okay. Well, we'll talk about it with Rick personally, him and I. We're doing
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I think my I think what I'm going to give him is going to be better than a vehicle,
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>> a spaceship, >> guys. All of this >> I I can't wait for all of the rewards for
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>> Yeah. You're going to get so many rewards, dude. You'll see. You're going to get rewarded. You know, more than
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Chris Rock gave you. [laughter] >> More than Chris Rock gave you. >> Good. >> All right, buddy. Thank you, Rick. I'll
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talk to you later, dude. >> Yeah. Later, dude. >> Follow Rick Ingram. Very funny comic.
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I'm going to call >> one of if not the one of the funniest >> Yeah. >> working comedians here.
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>> Yeah. Here we go. Joe, the [ __ ] manager at the comedy store. >> Hey, dude. >> Hey, Joe. It's Bobby. You're going to
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You're on Bad Friends, the the um kind of famous podcast. >> What's it called? >> Bad Friends.
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>> Okay. >> Okay. Have you heard of it? >> Uh yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, you're out here with
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Santino and I want to ask you um >> what did I do Friday night? >> Okay. You want me to tell the truth?
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>> Yes. Okay. So, uh you left the comedy store, you started to realized you forgot your
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phone. >> Yes. >> Came in, got your phone. >> Yeah. >> And you you backed into Rick Ingram's
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car. >> Yes. >> Yeah. And it would So, everyone knew about it, but I think you [laughter]
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>> No, I knew about it. >> When I hear a crash, I go, whoa. >> I Well, that's when you speak up. But
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>> no, no, [laughter] no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't speak up. >> That is when you speak up.
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>> No, you don't speak up. You You try to get away with it. >> Now, Rick's car might be a dumpster, but
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it's it's his car. >> Yeah, I understand that. I understand that. Well, you saw the tape and you and
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now I I I I've owned up to it. >> Yes. >> Okay. So, what I need to know is who the
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rat is. [snorts] >> Okay. Uh there one of the security guys. And Rick just said, "Hey, I heard my
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car." Rick, we just talked to Rick on the podcast. He said there were six people. Yeah, it was a lot of
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>> Well, there were probably a lot of people because people came in and say, "Yeah, it was Bobby." And I said,
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>> and I want to know a list of people that went in and said it was me. >> I don't know that I could name them all
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right now, but do you remember when I when I closed your door? I didn't know that that had happened. Rick said it
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that you hit his car. I said, "No, I I watched him drive away. I didn't know that it had already happened."
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>> He had already happened. Yeah. Can I say that Rick has not responded to my text
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saying, "Hey, here's what I what happened and and Bobb's good about [clears throat] it and he has not even
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responded to me." >> We just called him. Bobby agreed on the podcast to get him a new car.
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>> NO, I DID NOT. I DID NOT DO THAT. I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM OTHER THINGS. >> NO, a car.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. No. Anyway, thank you, Joe. And I would like a list of the people
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that ratted me out. That's all I want. >> Okay. You got it. >> Okay. Thank you. Byebye. Yeah.
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>> So, um, >> we love Joe. >> We love Joe. >> You got caught. >> I got caught. >> What are you going to do?
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>> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> Yeah. [laughter] Nothing. >> Absolutely nothing. >> What could you do?
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>> Well, all I can do is like, "What are the damages? Give me the the the price and I'll pay it."
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>> Right. >> He said, "Nah, >> because he's hungry. >> Case closed." >> No. Reopen it.
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>> No. No. No. No. No. Straight over. Keep it closed. >> No. Open it up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Please open it.
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>> All right. So, that's the first thing. >> Okay. >> The second thing is I did a 24-hour fast
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yesterday. >> 24-hour. I mean, >> you didn't eat for a whole day. >> Yeah. >> Why are you doing that? Are you trying
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to get into fasting? >> So, you're on GLP ones and you're fasting. >> I know. I I quit the GPL ones.
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[screaming] >> THERE HE IS, MY GUY. DUDE, WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> How are you, dude? There he is, dude.
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>> Yeah, he looks like a [ __ ] future nurse. [laughter] >> I love him. >> Yeah. Yeah. I love him, too. Look at
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him. >> Doc always stands >> always good style. Simple, basic, clean. >> Clean, white, gray.
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>> Yeah, white gray. Yeah. What's up, man? How you feeling, dog? >> Yeah, I'm pretty good, dude.
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>> I'm over here. >> Doc is back. Doc is uh Doc is wearing what all Filipino nurses wear on
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[laughter] >> their downtime. >> Yeah, that's how I do it. You know, I like to connect with
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>> You know, you do look sharp. The sho The shoes are nice. >> Yeah, >> I like the shoes.
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>> Oh, I appreciate >> I love your Harry Potter glasses, Doc. I just finished a 24-hour fast.
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>> Yeah, >> it was hard. >> Very difficult. >> And then what I've been doing now is I
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bought $1,000 worth of sardines from all over the world. Oh, you're doing [snorts] the Oh, wow.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sardines, broccoli sprouts, >> um bone broth, >> blueberries.
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>> Okay. [laughter] >> No. Am I doing the right thing? >> Yeah. Uh definitely recipe for diarrhea.
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But [laughter] >> yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] it. >> No, but they say that this is the way.
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>> Is this Is this from the Blue Zones? Is that what you're doing? You're doing the
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diet from the Blue Zones? >> No, I've been just my Tik Tok algorithm is just saying
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>> I thought you was going on a keto diet with the jeans only. >> What's a keto? It's close to keto. Yeah.
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>> But well, he mentioned all that other stuff at all. >> Yeah. So I've been eat Yeah.
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>> Keto Keto is uh fats and oils, proteins, veggies, dairy, nuts, seeds, and fruits.
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>> Yeah. A lot of walnuts. >> So the 24 hours you went without water and >> No, I did water with a little bit of
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Celtic sea salt. >> Okay. To get >> Celtic. >> Celtic. >> Celtic. >> Oh, that's the name.
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>> Yeah, it is. >> Is that Celtic? >> The Boston Celtics. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's that Well, we don't
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call them the Boston Celtic Celtics then. >> Well, they probably are. [laughter]
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>> Okay. Well, then >> we've just mispronounced it for a while. >> All right. Well, you know,
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>> the Boston Celtics. >> All right. So, but it's Celtic. >> No, it's it's Celtic salt.
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>> Celtic salt. >> Boston Celtics. >> Okay. That's true. >> So, was you taking a Celtic salt because
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in your mind you believe it's more healthier? >> No. Yeah. Well, there's also some
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something called Baja Gold. >> Oh, yeah. >> The salt. >> Yeah. Put a little bit in there with
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water. >> What about lemon? Don't you do lemon water? >> No, I didn't do any lemon. So, but
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>> you mean Himalayan sea salt? >> Yeah. >> Himalayan's good, too. That's the third
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grade. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, um that's what I did all that. Drink water. >> Third world country when it comes to
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salts. That's the information. [laughter] >> Okay. All right. So, what do you think
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of this? All right. >> Just sardines, right? Bone broth, >> right? some veggies like broccoli
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sprouts, spinach, stuff like that for fiber. >> And then a breakfast burrito the next
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day that was >> No, [laughter] no, no, no, no, no. This is I Dude, this morning I opened up a can of the worst
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sardines. They taste so awful. >> They're all bad. >> Yeah. And I poured it on a plate and I
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ate every little with the bones and everything. >> Water. >> Why? >> Water or or oil? Did you have
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>> olive oil? >> Oh, olive oil. Yeah, that's game. >> That's game, right? >> Yeah, that's game.
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>> We're all game on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, >> what are you looking to do?
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>> I don't know. >> Yeah, this is like a I don't know where the [ __ ] you going with this cuz it went
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from fasting, but you're still eating healthy regardless. >> So, I did 24 hours and the next meal I
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had was what I just told you. >> Did you feel good after? >> I felt great. I went to sleep.
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>> Yeah. >> Waited 2 hours. Right. This morning, I had a can of sardines. The best kind.
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>> That's all you've had is sardines and coffee. >> Yeah. >> Your toilet's going to break. [laughter]
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>> What do you mean? That's sardines and coffee is going to run through you like
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a river. >> Yeah. And I got some um like really fancy Greek yogurt tonight. I'm going to
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do a little smoothie with blueberries. >> What? Who did this? >> Who Who did you
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>> Who got you into this? >> I did. >> You're What do you >> I went on TikTok. My algorithm kept
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saying, you know, and I was like, "Oh, I'm going to do this." And now I'm obsessed with it.
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>> And I' I've looked up every best sardine in the world, canned salmon, and this is
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what I'm doing for the next week. >> Well, you know why he's doing the yogurt? cuz he's getting the
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>> He needs the He needs the probiotics. >> I need the probiotics and kimchi and
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sauerkraut as well. I've ordered. >> I love sauerkraut. >> Damn, you on it, buddy.
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>> Yeah, I'm on it. And guess what, dude? I'll tell you another thing that I'm on,
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dude. >> What you got? >> I'm a believer, dude. >> Oh, yeah, we're on. >> I'm I believe what you believe about the
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Cuz I saw it. >> What did you see? >> You know what I saw? >> I don't know what [laughter] the [ __ ]
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you saw. What did you see? >> Look at me right now, dude. >> I'm looking at you. [ __ ] in the pupil.
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>> I saw Look at my hand, dude. I [ __ ] saw it, dude. >> DISCLOSURE DAY. EXACTLY, DUDE. OH, YOU
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SAW IT. I [ __ ] SAW IT, DUDE. And now I'm a believer, brother. >> How the [ __ ] He
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>> I'm a believer, dude. >> Bobby still goddamn Hollywood. [laughter] >> It took
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He knows, dude. >> He does. Okay. >> Yeah, he's a religion. >> Well, he's he's high into it.
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>> He's high into it. And also, there's themes in all of his movies. He's been trying to tell us for years, dude.
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>> Yeah. >> You mean disclosure day, dude? What's the day? >> It's just so uncomfortable. We don't
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know when [laughter] you have this. You know what this means, dude? >> Yeah. >> That's the alien artifact.
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>> It's a alien. You see a movie? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What is that? >> Recognize.
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>> He grabs an alien artifact and he does this, dude. [ __ ] under in disclosure
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day, dude. >> SPOILER ALERT. GOD DAMN. [laughter] >> WHAT? That's in the trailer, dude.
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>> This is in the [ __ ] trailer, dude. >> Watch the trailer. I didn't watch it.
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>> I saw it. >> I'm not interested. >> What? >> I'm not interested. >> It's not a good movie.
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>> You shouldn't be. I don't Did you like it? >> I heard it wasn't good. I think the film
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making is amazing. film making superb. >> Look at him sucking Spielberg's dick. >> Music superb.
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>> But when I walked out of it, I went, "What? >> He's a film school buff. That's what he
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going to do. >> That's what he going to do." >> But it's phony cuz you know, you
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[laughter] know it's not a good movie. >> That's what he going to do. >> Oh, >> it's a boomer. You know
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>> it's a boomer. >> Oh, I should go. >> Dan X Boomer. >> I should go. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> We're boomers. >> Wait, give me Box Office Mojo. 160 million. That's real bad.
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>> They thought that was going to make a shitload. >> No, I think it's good. >> Click on the Box Office Mojo logo. Take
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it back to the homepage real fast >> just to see what the >> I just want to see. Zoom in. I just want
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to see now what Obsession is at. Click on it. 333. Oh my god. And by the time this pod
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comes out, it'll be 400. >> Yeah, >> right. >> That's mindblowing. >> It's mindblowing because um Disclosure
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Day costs 200 million to make. >> They're never going to make their money back. 200 million was the budget. Then
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they marketing and everything. They're probably they're going to be in the hole >> cuz you got somebody from the outside in
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trying to >> No. Inside out. No. Such a >> Yeah. Inside out, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think Spielberg knows something,
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>> man. You do. Oh, yeah. Spielberg knows something, dog. >> I would give him that.
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>> You give him that. >> I mean, you have to think that he's close with the Obamas.
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>> You mean he's been there. >> You think the Obamas are aliens? >> I don't know. He looked at the files.
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>> What files? [laughter] >> The the you know, the extraterrestrial files, dude. No, but I I do. It did give
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me something where I think that he knows something. Spielberg does. >> Yeah. And I think that like maybe there
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is. >> Give me a list of Spielberg films from top to bottom and then we can see if
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there's maybe a pattern or a puzzle that he wants us to figure out. Do you know what I mean? Maybe his entire career
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he's been layering it into us and we're just blind and now you finally >> You don't have to. I can tell you what
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they are. >> You don't know all of them. >> I know all of the alien ones. >> Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
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>> So I I'm going to talk about that. >> ET. >> ET. Yes. >> Poltergeist. >> That's not That's not an alien one. Oh,
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ET does look like the fake mummy that they say is fake. >> From Mexico. >> They're from from Peru.
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>> Peru. I mean, these are all These are all alien. >> Same thing. >> All alien. [laughter]
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>> Twilight. >> All right. And then we got >> The Color Purple. That's an alien film.
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>> Yeah. [laughter] >> I don't know how. I don't know. >> Yeah. Well, if that's the case, then I'm
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not too >> 100%. [laughter] >> Yeah. Go. Go down. Keep going down. AI >> Schindler's List
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>> Minority Report is a No, that's not Alien. >> No. >> No. >> War of the Worlds for sure.
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>> Yeah. >> Um, what do we got? They did did a bunch of stuff that >> and Disclosure Day, right?
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>> Well, he also has the Encounters. >> Close Encounters of the Third Kind. >> No, no, no, no, no. He has Encounters on
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Netflix. Documentary on Netflix. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's where he first revealed. That's
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where was first revealed the uh prayer man species. That's a >> Yeah. So, at any time I can go
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and speak an alien language >> and you'll be able to understand it cuz some people do.
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>> Well, either that or you're talking to somebody in Africa. [laughter] >> It could be either one.
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>> Yeah, you might be saying [ __ ] this guy up when I say no THAT [laughter] WAS IN THE MOVIE.
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>> You start Yeah, I know. >> Yeah. Yeah, that was in the movie. I'm just doing the movie. I'm not doing
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African style. >> Right. Right. But that's but you know when when I saw that I did remember that
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>> No sorry no >> Bantu. >> Banu. >> Bantu does it. Zulu and Zoa. >> Yeah. Do you know what tribe you're
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for full disclosures. >> Wait, you're Congalles? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. From the Congo.
00:25:24
>> I had a lot of in my DNA. >> Well, people some people don't know. You could be wrong.
00:25:28
>> And 3% Asian, uh, Latino and Latino. >> What do you mean Asian and Latino? >> From the waist down.
00:25:36
>> You mean from [laughter] >> from the shoes? From the shoes. >> From the shoes.
00:25:40
>> Cuz where they were made. Anyway, uh, [laughter] no. Uh, I showed some of I'm from the
00:25:47
tribes from the from from Louisiana. I know that. It's just a bunch of [ __ ] man. I just did
00:25:53
>> Hold on. Hold on. Stop. [snorts] I got to do some talking here. What the [ __ ]
00:25:59
do you mean? There are tribes in Louisiana. >> Yeah, like the the Indian [snorts]
00:26:02
indigenous tribes. >> Oh, those tribes. I I thought I thought you mean the Condles
00:26:06
>> from Sri Lanka. I got people over there. I got people in uh South America, Puerto
00:26:14
Rico. So, I this whole thing where I was looking up my own 23 of me. >> Chitty Matcha tribe of Louisiana. Wow.
00:26:21
Tribe of Louisiana. Jenna Band sounds like a porn star of Chakaw. >> And I found out I was uh
00:26:30
part of the lineage of Far uh Ramon. No, Ramsey is a third. >> Oh, wow. >> Whoa, that's crazy. Far.
00:26:36
>> So, you're a mixture of people. >> Yeah, I'm royalty up in this [ __ ] You're [ __ ]
00:26:40
>> All right. >> No, nothing. [laughter] >> Yes. >> Yes, you're royalty. Get a little bit of
00:26:48
ambiance in this [ __ ] [laughter] >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Oh, speaking of which,
00:26:54
[laughter] I found out I got a sister through through the 23 and me. [applause] >> Where is she at?
00:27:00
>> Where's she at? >> She's in Detroit. >> And [laughter] have you contacted her?
00:27:04
>> Yeah, cuz she was uh my uncle's daughter. [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> What?
00:27:09
>> So your your uncle >> isn't Yeah. >> her father. >> Wow. Wow. >> Yeah. So she wound up being my father's
00:27:15
daughter >> and it's your it's your dad's brother. >> No, no, no. It was your mom's brother.
00:27:21
>> No, no, no. >> Your mom had a kid with her brother. >> Wait, start from the beginning.
00:27:24
>> My father had I know. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. >> My father had a kid with her mother.
00:27:27
>> I know. [laughter] >> Yeah. So, in other words, >> so there's some cheating going on.
00:27:30
>> Yeah. Waking up brotherly love. >> How old is this sister? >> She's two years younger than me.
00:27:37
>> Oh, wow. Right when my mother and father had separated in their in their little
00:27:42
spat that they had. >> Yeah. Have you met her? >> No, she's I just told you she she was at
00:27:47
first she was my cousin. Now she's my sister. >> [laughter] >> So yes, he's imagine that.
00:27:51
>> Yeah. >> So all this time I thought she was my cousin. I was like, "Oh, now my father."
00:27:55
>> Do you feel closer now to her? >> I've I've always been real close to her. I think my father knew cuz when before
00:28:01
he died he was like, >> "Make sure you take care of her." >> You sure dad? Darth Vader. [laughter]
00:28:09
>> Is that his name? >> Might as well be his dad. >> It's Anakin Skywalker, your father.
00:28:13
[laughter] >> 23. To me, it's crazy cuz then I found out >> Yeah, I know what it is.
00:28:16
>> That through ancestry, I found out >> that my grand isn't my mother's father.
00:28:22
>> Wait, let him finish. Say it again. >> My grandfather isn't my mother's father.
00:28:27
>> Whom is he? [laughter] >> I don't know. We We still trying to I I just I just said, "Fuck it. I I I cut
00:28:33
all of it off. I just I just quit 23 and me and Ancestry." [laughter] Like, I don't even want to [ __ ] deal with
00:28:38
this. This is insane right now. >> I don't think I want to do it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:41
>> Yeah. Don't find out some [ __ ] be like, "Fuck, >> you find out no one in your family is
00:28:45
your family." >> Yeah. >> But would that even matter? >> I don't think so. I But I do feel like
00:28:52
part of me is like, man, you know, I I should should have cuz they were reaching out to me.
00:28:57
>> The other side, they were like, "Who the [ __ ] are you?" It was this whole battle
00:29:01
back and foot like this. And I feel like now that I cut off the but I cut the websites off because they had these
00:29:08
leaks with the data and the information and the breach. Yeah. With 23 and me and
00:29:12
stuff. But I'm like at this point I'm like >> they're out there. >> They went to Congress. They proved that
00:29:16
they leaked that [ __ ] and nothing happened. Yeah. >> Nobody cares. No one gives
00:29:20
>> See, they know my [ __ ] >> You're out. You're gone. >> I'm out there. >> Yeah, but we all are. This is gone. This
00:29:24
I love how Apple does commercials for security >> and you're like, but you already sold us
00:29:28
up the river. >> Yeah. What's the difference? >> Disclosure day doesn't work because it's
00:29:32
all based on like something that if you were to know if you would put a news thing that said this is real, the whole
00:29:38
world would be cool. >> No. >> Like nobody cares. >> What are you talking about? Nobody
00:29:42
cares. Like the whole premise of the movie is that if you get it out >> Yeah. >> And this is on the news on on a old TV
00:29:49
like station news, everybody would like look at it, say, "Oh yeah, that's true."
00:29:55
And then everybody will be cool, >> right? The internet now is giving you 10 different opinions. Yeah.
00:29:59
>> And you're allowed to start eating sardines and blueberries all day [laughter]
00:30:02
WITHOUT ANY BASIS OF REALITY. Are you saying are you saying that if they knew like CNN, all the legacy media outlets,
00:30:10
right, were saying the same thing like this is real footage of aliens that we've tortured.
00:30:16
>> People wouldn't care. >> Some people will care and others will say, "Okay, >> who doesn't care? What kind of person
00:30:21
wouldn't care?" >> Dude, you're Come on, for you. >> The media now is so twisted pe There's
00:30:28
things that happen in front of us and we still don't believe it's real. >> Well, you know what I think? It doesn't
00:30:33
even m people thought the Charlie Kirk thing was fake. >> It's perhaps >> but I'm saying it's because there's so
00:30:39
much noise. Nobody knows what's real. >> All right. You don't even want to get get me into that. [laughter] But uh cuz
00:30:45
you know Carlos and I So >> this is my point. >> I mean my point is is that just don't
00:30:49
even get me started. Go ahead. Okay. I won't. >> But what I'm saying is I that is true.
00:30:54
>> It's just there's too much >> that is true. That's a truism what you said. But what I'm saying is is that
00:30:59
that's a significant thing. Right. If because that would mean that they're coming down. So you're saying to me
00:31:04
right now if there was an alien >> that came down and was just had his arm around Trump. What's up? You know
00:31:11
>> they did that at UFC 250. [laughter] >> Josh Hok. >> Yeah. >> Josh Hok did that, right? And he said
00:31:17
that Michelle Obama was a man, >> right? >> Easy. >> Did [laughter] he What did he say? She
00:31:22
had a penis. Is that what >> man? See, this was AI. I I I I Dude, look at my phone, Dad. You're going to
00:31:29
look at my phone. That's his screen saver. [laughter] >> That's not my screen saver. But
00:31:32
literally look at my phone right now. D >> go back real fast. Just go back real fast to
00:31:37
>> uh 23 and me data leak compromised the personal and gen genetic information of
00:31:41
roughly 7 million people. >> I was one of them. >> Yeah. What? I know you have the photo.
00:31:47
We just found it on the internet. >> What the [ __ ] does that do? >> Because this I'm I'm into Doc's
00:31:51
frequency [laughter] >> here, bro. >> We're frequencying each other. Stop eating anchovi. [laughter]
00:31:59
Something's going on. Okay. Either way, >> what's going on? >> No. >> No. But I think that
00:32:03
>> freak with Look at me right now. >> No. Nothing. >> No. Ain't the endo. >> Okay. Okay. No. Okay. [laughter]
00:32:12
I'm I'm doing disclosure day, dude. >> Summon. I'm telling you this, the legacy media, people don't ingest it the way
00:32:19
they used to. So, even if they all said it, everyone at home would go, "Fuck them. They're in it together." Well,
00:32:25
even if they introduced him, I think this whole world after so long would just be like Guardians. Guardians of the
00:32:32
Galaxy and uh Bright. You ever seen Bright >> on [ __ ] on on Netflix with Will Smith? Like after a while, people would
00:32:39
just be like, "Man, [ __ ] these [ __ ] They >> Oh, right. When they work together."
00:32:43
>> Yes. Like there there would just be this whole >> Wasn't this movie atrocious?
00:32:48
>> Yeah. It got >> It got It got just lit up. >> You saw that movie? Yeah, I watched it
00:32:52
cuz I >> was this post [laughter] this was pre- slap or post slap? >> It was pre prelap. He could get
00:32:58
[laughter] away with this. Isn't that funny? He can make such a terrible movie and it's forgotten cuz he was so
00:33:04
beloved. He does that now. We're talking about >> that's Will Smith's Pluto and Ash right
00:33:08
there. [laughter] This guy look horrible. >> Yeah, this is No, this is U. >> Yeah. So what you're saying is is that
00:33:15
if there's alien colonies that land on planet Earth and they start like >> I think nobody cares.
00:33:21
>> No one would care. >> The premise is that this they've been here for >> they have years and years.
00:33:26
>> Right. So I if I look at it I look at it kind of like >> you ever read the the prince by Nola
00:33:32
Mavelli? >> No I haven't read >> I have his album though Purple Rain. Purple Rain [laughter]
00:33:38
>> and it's very good. But in chapter three of of of [laughter] the prince, right,
00:33:42
they he talks about how like when somebody comes in and takes over a region, what they want to do is the best
00:33:48
thing for them to do is to allow the people to keep their religions, to keep their laws and everything and to go
00:33:53
amongst them and live with them. So that's what I would think what is happening to us,
00:33:58
>> right? >> We're being slowly moved into an area where they already been here. They
00:34:02
[snorts] already like and then they just gonna come out and they gonna be like, "Hey, want to introduce you? Come on
00:34:06
now, [ __ ] prayer madness." Is that what I'm talking about? YOU KNOW WHAT BIGFOOT? COME ON THE [ __ ] out of here.
00:34:12
[laughter] >> Oh, Bigfoot's part of it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Is a Less monster, too.
00:34:16
>> Yeah. He's a UFO. He's an intelligent species. He ain't >> the Lochness MONSTER.
00:34:20
>> YEAH. HEY. >> WOW. DUDE, >> YOU WOULD STICK TO WELL, not the Lochness monster. See how Bobby is? He
00:34:24
always got to go. >> I don't think that's in Makavelli's book. I don't think is Yeah, I don't
00:34:28
think >> No, no, no. But the whole point of that in chapter 3 is that like they live
00:34:33
amongst us. The Kraken, all that. Okay. >> So, that brings in hybrids. Hybrids make
00:34:37
sense, >> Bobby. >> Pretty much. >> I'M A HYBRID, BRO. >> You just decided you was Korean and part
00:34:43
Vietnamese or whatever the [ __ ] you Japanese. Yeah. Yeah. Don't let us get started. This is going to be conspiracy
00:34:49
pod now. >> I know. Yeah. This is a conspiracy theory. >> Well, I mean, the information we
00:34:53
presenting so far is not most is not conspiracy. It's just the information that they're giving us.
00:34:58
>> Yeah, but that is conspired. That information is because of con conspiracy. That's why it's the
00:35:07
alternative to what's going on. >> It depends on what you're reading, right? >> Well, I know, but then [laughter] yes,
00:35:12
everything is a conspiracy. That's the point. Okay, look, here's >> appropo. Appropo to nothing. Hey, are
00:35:18
you >> okay? Appropo to what? >> Appropo to nothing. >> What does that even mean?
00:35:22
>> He's saying he's saying he's transitioning into something else. But >> let's go back to appropo.
00:35:28
>> I never asked you this. Is are your name is your name Robert Lee? Are you named
00:35:32
after the general or is your name just Bobby Lee? >> His name is >> No, don't don't answer that. Hey, [ __ ]
00:35:38
you, man. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] you, man. >> I thought we was on the same frequency.
00:35:44
>> We had alien frequency, BUT I DON'T KNOW, MAN. You're on fish frequency right now, dude.
00:35:48
>> You're the one from the tribe down south. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> I'm just saying, you know, Robert and
00:35:54
Bobby's. >> Yeah, it's Robert. It's Robert Young Lee is my name. Okay. >> I'm not going to give you my social
00:35:58
security, though. Okay. >> Put it up on the screen right here. 464 26 [laughter] 19. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you
00:36:04
ask? >> Because Bobby is sharp short for Robert, right? >> Yeah. >> So is your Is it
00:36:09
>> Do black? Yes, it is. >> Do black people do that where we have like 10 names for one name? Do you ever
00:36:14
do that? >> Yeah. I call you Tino. >> No, but I'm saying I'm saying [laughter] No, no, no. That's No, no. That I love.
00:36:20
>> That's the type of [ __ ] I [ __ ] [laughter] love. No, I'm saying white people will be like William is also
00:36:25
Bill. Like Richard is dick sometimes. William is is Dick is Bill. These are all inter Black people don't do that,
00:36:33
right? >> Yeah. >> Like Bob is Robert is also >> Richard is Rick. >> Rick. Richard Dick. William Bill.
00:36:39
They're all kind of this there for some reason they all get like mesh. Black people don't do that. That's why your
00:36:43
names are so complex. It's >> you were Doc. >> Yeah. >> On your birth certificate it just says
00:36:48
Doc. No, that's not his birth name. >> No, that's not my birth name. >> What's your birth name?
00:36:52
>> William. You knew that. >> How do you know that? >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. >> I GOT THE SAME NAME AS BILL BURR.
00:36:58
>> YEAH. Some people call me Bill. Some people call me Will. >> I can call you Bill.
00:37:02
>> Call me what the [ __ ] you want to call me. I, you know, it's people who call me
00:37:04
that. Like if I go to certain white people, Tino, and then [laughter] they'd be like, "Hey, Bill, come
00:37:11
through." I'm like, "All right." I just >> You call him Bill? >> I have. I have never called you Bill
00:37:17
ever. >> Well, why would you? >> Yeah, but you don't know. You didn't even [ __ ] know that was his name.
00:37:21
[laughter] >> So, you just would call him a name you don't even know, >> Doc. >> That's the name that you're for your
00:37:26
Yes. That's how you know. I was conditioned with Doc. >> Right. Right. It's a conditioning
00:37:31
system. >> You know what my last family call me? >> What? >> My uncle Pete Pete, he calls me Willie
00:37:36
boy. Willy boy, what you doing? >> Hey, Willy boy. [laughter] >> If I called you Willy boy.
00:37:40
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not going to work the same. >> I don't think you can call a black dude
00:37:44
Willie boy >> in public. >> If I get his permission, I could. >> I don't think it's going to go over
00:37:48
well. >> Korean. He's Korean. >> Yeah. You and a group outside and we go, "Hey, Willie boy, get over here." I
00:37:53
don't know if that's going to work. If it was your mom, everybody be [ __ ] this
00:37:56
man. It's goddamn Karen here. [laughter] >> Yeah. Oh, so I'll do apppropo to nothing's too. Appropo. Apppropo to
00:38:03
nothing. What's your shoe size? >> Eight. >> Eight. We know that. >> Yeah. >> Great.
00:38:09
>> Jud appropo to nothing. [laughter] >> We know. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, but that I I but that's what's
00:38:14
interesting about like the >> the your your name is what white guys do with white names.
00:38:21
>> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? That's what white guys do with white names. But I see that
00:38:26
more often not black dudes don't have five variations of the same name. >> No, we get nicknames.
00:38:32
>> You get nicknames >> based on whatever your physical disability is. >> Correct.
00:38:36
>> You know [laughter] what I mean? >> What do you mean? >> So when I That's >> So let me If I was growing up in your
00:38:40
neighborhood, right, and I had three toes missing, what would be my >> No, no, no. Be like tiptoe. Come on up.
00:38:45
[laughter] Okay. I just I had two two nubs and I walk in. What's up, Willie? Willie boy,
00:38:53
what's up? >> Right. What would you call me? >> I don't if you had two nsubs. Oh, no
00:38:58
arms. >> Yeah. Yeah. No arms. >> Oh [ __ ] There's a comedian on social media called Trey Nubs and that's
00:39:03
[laughter] >> I don't know what to say. >> Yeah. Let's look up train. >> Look up Trainups, dude. Shout out to
00:39:11
Trainups. >> Yeah. What's up, Treyub? >> Damn. Damn. >> You know what I mean? So
00:39:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that. >> Funny dude. You got some funny. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's so funny. So
00:39:20
funny. >> Rock paper scissors. Yeah. Yeah. He wins. Well, >> I follow him on the grim. That's my dog.
00:39:25
I like to laugh at him. >> That's fun. That's incredible. Wow. >> So, now because we're so progressive,
00:39:31
are the bathrooms now signs going to say, "Please wash your nubs before you go back to work." [laughter]
00:39:37
>> Instead of having hands, he's got like >> Well, look at that. Look at that. Go
00:39:39
back to that one. He doesn't go back to the first clip of that. He doesn't even need the barbell. His [laughter] arms
00:39:43
are the >> He out there getting them shoulder strong right there. That's what I'm
00:39:48
talking about, bro. >> How did he lose? He was born with no nubs. I mean with the nubs.
00:39:53
>> No, I uh I didn't even dive into it. >> Okay. >> I got follow a lot of people with their
00:39:57
handicaps. I just >> I just be like, >> "Give us some others, please." Why? Why?
00:40:02
Why though? >> Shout out to Traabs, by the way. We love >> Cuz they inspire me and [ __ ]
00:40:07
>> Yeah. And it keeps me in check. Soon as I start complaining and I'm going through my feed, I'M LIKE, "GOD, MAN,
00:40:12
you mother Okay, let me get my shit." >> It makes you appreciative for who? For your your blessing.
00:40:16
>> Yeah. It's like uh my boy Luis, you you know Luis, remember Luis and the comedian in the uh Puerto Rican comedian
00:40:22
in the wheelchair? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I always put him on my Instagram. That's
00:40:25
my like my little brother. But I I like to be around him cuz he checks me. Anything I try to say, if I go to like
00:40:32
complain, he just be looking at me like, "You little bitch." [laughter] >> Why you feel good?
00:40:37
>> Because he's he's saying you look at how good you have it. >> Yeah. >> If he's just like, "Man, I can't blank
00:40:42
blank blank." Louis is like, "Yeah, I can't get in most billions. I can't say [ __ ]
00:40:47
>> Yeah. >> You remember Fancy or Carlos? My cousin I bought. He's He's has M M uh MD. No,
00:40:53
MD. Must >> He's a doctor. >> No. No. [laughter] He wish he had cure himself. >> I don't have any friends that are have
00:41:03
that. Is that Does that make me a bad person? >> Yes. No. >> You don't have any handicapped friends?
00:41:07
Yes, you do. >> Who? >> Come back to you yourself. [laughter] >> No. That was my bad. Uh
00:41:15
He is his closest friend [laughter] to be fair. >> You don't have ANYBODY YOU KNOW LIKE CAN
00:41:21
WE GO BACK TO THE JOKE? >> THEN LET'S [laughter] address the joke, right? What the [ __ ]
00:41:26
do you mean, dude? >> I mean, >> yeah. You think I'm handicapped? >> Well, he's saying you're you're high
00:41:33
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00:41:38
>> are you what? >> Are you spectrum a little bit? Nothing like that. [laughter]
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>> No, dude. Because people ask me that all the time. Are you on the edge? >> You know what? You
00:44:09
>> I'm not. I went to a doctor. >> Oh, you did. >> My therapist says you're not. My
00:44:13
psychiatrist says you're not. >> I took the tests. >> So proud of you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't But people
00:44:19
think that I am spectrum. >> But you lied on the test when we took it. >> Oh, yeah.
00:44:23
>> You lied. We had it on camera. We took an autism test. He lied the whole time.
00:44:27
>> No, I didn't. That was the gay test. >> Oh, the gay test. You lied. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't the autism
00:44:32
test. Do you have autism? >> No. Whatever. >> Okay. [laughter] All right. Okay. >> The way he answered it was like
00:44:40
something he didn't need. He was like, "No, I don't need that. I don't I don't need that. I don't need that at all."
00:44:44
>> But who knows? We're not psychiatrists. >> Or we're autistic. >> Yeah. And they're not.
00:44:50
>> I think that I mean I I think you have things that I'm not a psychiatrist, but
00:44:54
I think you have them. >> Autism. >> No. Something else. >> You remember the movie with
00:44:58
>> I don't want to say it. >> You say it. >> I think you're bipolar. >> Oh, 100%. Yeah.
00:45:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. I think you're bipolar. >> Robert Dairo 100%. Remember Robert Dairo?
00:45:05
>> I know Robert Dairo. >> Anger management a little bit. >> There's no way I'm not bipolar.
00:45:10
>> There's 100% you are. You think you are? 100%. >> Oh my god. >> Do you find yourself in the bottom of
00:45:14
the like at the rock bottom? You just >> when I can tell that he's down, I step away cuz it's sad.
00:45:19
>> Well, I have clinical depression. I've spoken very openly about that. I mean,
00:45:23
I've been diagnosed with depression. But I mean, that's but that's but I mean that's when I'm very low. But extreme
00:45:28
emotional highs, mania, hypomomania, lows, depression. Yeah, I absolutely have mania swings. I used to be like
00:45:34
that. >> Oh, dude. Yeah, I have it bad. >> Yeah, >> but I'm definitely not going to take
00:45:38
anything for it. Let's ride the lightning, dude. I'll see you when it's over. >> That's what happened to me.
00:45:43
>> I just don't want to take pills to like level me to a place where >> Let will boy just speak. Go ahead.
00:45:49
[laughter] >> It hurts to hear it. >> I heard a little [snorts] bit. >> No. Why? Willy. Billy. Willy William.
00:45:55
>> Do you know like the the history of >> I It was a joke. Will William? >> No. No. Willy boy's cool cuz my Yeah.
00:46:00
Yeah. Yeah. Willy boy's cool. >> I'm trying to We're all good. I was about to do a
00:46:04
>> if if this depends on which >> I love you. >> Calling a black person boy is offensive.
00:46:09
It strips them their dignity. Black hole son. >> Yeah. >> Black hole son. >> Your t-shirt. What? So what are you
00:46:16
going to say? What were you saying? >> Oh, I was going to say uh >> you were clinically depressed. Went
00:46:21
through clinical depression. I did too. My mom sent me to a psychiatrist. Mhm. >> And
00:46:25
>> when >> it was uh right maybe the first year I moved out here the second year.
00:46:32
>> Why? Wait, why won't you take medication? >> Because at that time I just didn't trust
00:46:40
this person who I just didn't know. >> You know the one thing about meeting somebody and they saying they're
00:46:45
qualified. When you go to them as an individual who's suffering, you're like, you don't know me. So there's a defense
00:46:54
mechanism that happens. So in order for you to be open to that, you have to be willing to say either they have to put
00:47:01
you in a jacket and make you take it or you have to be comfortable [snorts] with
00:47:04
who you're dealing with. >> And so for me, >> I was like talking to this person and
00:47:09
I'm like, I didn't deal with the streets and did [ __ ] on the streets that I can't
00:47:13
even talk to you about. You telling me medicine? [ __ ] you. It was just like one
00:47:16
of those things where I was like, nah, I'll figure it out. And plus >> side effects, you know, it bothers.
00:47:22
That's a big big issue with people. >> Well, with Lexapro, right, I can't I can get erect, but I can't climax,
00:47:28
>> you know, and but it took two years with my psychiatrist knowing me, talking to
00:47:32
him every week, and he's like, I think we should try it. >> Alexa, >> because it was too many days of just
00:47:39
being, you know, I don't know what joy, I didn't know what joy was because of the um ruminating thoughts,
00:47:45
>> constant ruminating thoughts about of the past or, you know what I mean? and constantly think and it was just I've
00:47:52
always been in low-level depression my whole life and then what happened was I took it yeah I can't come [laughter]
00:48:01
>> that's the most >> makes me a little more sad yeah I can't come right but I don't have those
00:48:07
ruminating thoughts anymore >> that's good you trade >> so I it's like either come or be
00:48:11
depressed >> I would rather be uh >> depressed >> interesting >> no what I mean what are the options I
00:48:17
mean if I'm >> if if I mean >> you can Keep it real. I would be uh >> damn >> cuz I uh I was depressed and still
00:48:28
jacking off. So that's what I'm trying to say. Like I was still watching porn. So
00:48:32
>> yeah. Yeah. >> Well, that didn't help. That probably pushed you deeper into the depression.
00:48:35
>> Well, well, yeah, it probably did. But I think for me, I had others. I was surrounded by more positive people such
00:48:45
as my mom, and I wasn't afraid to. So, a lot of times >> I give you two options and you're just
00:48:52
really just either come or be happier. >> Be happier. >> Okay, good. >> I think some people it works, some
00:49:01
people it doesn't work. I I I didn't like taking it. I tried it and I did not enjoy the way I felt. I felt super cuz I
00:49:06
had depersonalization syndrome. You know what that is? >> It's terrible. For people that have
00:49:11
lived through that, you want you want to talk about insane. It really felt like I
00:49:17
was looking at my Well, if you've ever done psychedelics, occasionally you feel kind of like you're like looking at the
00:49:25
machine. You're like staring at like what is this thing carrying me through time and space, but it's not fun or
00:49:31
interesting. It's sad and weird. It makes you feel like you're detached from your surroundings. You physically feel
00:49:36
>> like I would get sick, >> right? >> If I went somewhere, like I would go to class sometimes and I would get to the
00:49:42
class. I would fight through all these feelings. I'd get there and then I'd get right back on my skateboard and and go
00:49:47
right back home cuz I just couldn't do it. I felt like it was like >> I wasn't me and I was in a body and I
00:49:54
>> Yeah. You feel like you're you're just floating. >> Yeah. You feel like you're floating.
00:49:56
It's awful. Yeah. It's a bad But that I will say people that have lived through that, it's not [ __ ] fun. It feels
00:50:02
weird. And then when I cracked when it when I leveled out or whatever, I don't know what they call it. Medical
00:50:10
>> um >> best feeling in the world. >> I remember when it happened. Yeah, >> because I was leaving my buddy's condo
00:50:16
that I was staying in and on the [clears throat] floor of the of the front door, there was a mosaic tile. It
00:50:23
was like a sunrise art piece that someone had made. And I've never noticed it in in the two years I lived there. I
00:50:31
never knew there was a [ __ ] t a picture on the floor. And I was leaving and I saw it when I opened the door and
00:50:38
something was changing in me. Like I felt uh like myself >> in the moment. >> You got in the you observed something.
00:50:45
>> It was wild. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's uh what what basically my mother told me too. She said,
00:50:52
>> "Why are you laughing?" >> Every time you bring up your mom a lot. >> She's He loves her.
00:50:57
>> I know. I love my mom, too. Go ahead. I'm not laughing at you >> at the hip with her. That's actually But
00:51:02
we'll talk about that another time. But anyway, uh [laughter] my mom's told me, she said, uh because I had that moment
00:51:09
of clarity like you had after so long. >> Yeah. >> And then when when it started happening
00:51:14
and she saw it, she said, "Had you just stuck with the therapist, you would have
00:51:18
been at that." [laughter] >> So there is It would have got there faster. >> Yeah. It would have got faster,
00:51:23
>> but who cares? I think it's all part of the thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. And that's the beauty of
00:51:27
understanding yourself and knowing where you are. But in that moment, that's the
00:51:31
hardest thing. You don't really know cuz even when we talk about Lexa Pro, we we
00:51:34
we see what happened cuz Brody Stevens talked about Lexa Pro. So that's the other side. So it's just you never know
00:51:41
how it's going to affect you. But you just do your [snorts] best. >> You don't know how it's going to affect
00:51:44
you. Yeah. >> People change medication. >> What was your uh buildup to that to that
00:51:48
moment? Do you remember what was the >> why did all that happen? >> Well, what was the
00:51:54
>> I had a bunch of I had a bunch of uh >> not not the bad part. the part where you
00:51:58
pulled out because that's what the fans will want to hear that moment. >> Oh, when I crack.
00:52:02
>> How do you know what our fans want to hear? >> I don't know. It sounds like he does
00:52:05
>> cuz THEY [laughter] ALWAYS HIT YOU UP ALL THE TIME. They're like, I like or when I'm watching the the stuff
00:52:11
that they say, they they're like, "Yeah, yeah, I LOVE THIS TYPE OF CAR." THEY like stuff like that.
00:52:15
>> Okay. >> What pulled me out was um I mean, I hate to say it's it's kind of like time. time
00:52:23
helped me a lot. And I slowly started to >> um what's the best way to compare this
00:52:29
to is like uh >> um this is a very weak comparison, but I I can't find I can't articulate. Have
00:52:35
you ever gone skiing? >> No. [laughter] >> You never skied ever. >> Good laugh, Bobby. I like the way Bobby
00:52:41
laughed. It was the preposterous way to look at somebody like Bach Dock. You've been Come on. It's possible.
00:52:48
>> Do black people ski? They do. I do. I've seen them. Some of them. Yeah, sure.
00:52:52
>> [laughter] >> They look like penguins. >> So funny. >> I'm going be honest with you. I DON'T
00:52:58
PERSONALLY I don't know nobody black that >> black skis. Let's get these skis. [laughter]
00:53:03
Let's go and hit these slopes. Right. >> So, you're going to relate to this. [laughter]
00:53:11
>> 2% of black Americans ski. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> All right. So, you know, >> that's why I left.
00:53:16
>> You know what it feels like? [laughter] It feels like um >> not racism. It feels like once you once
00:53:22
you get over once you've tried something over and over and over okay here you know in a video game you know in a video
00:53:28
game when you can't beat the boss >> Mhm. >> and you keep doing it and you try different ways to beat the boss and when
00:53:32
you're a kid and you're trying to figure it out and then you know when you figure
00:53:35
it out and it kind of everything lines up >> and it as if you're like I could have
00:53:40
easily beat the B. How did I not >> how how did I not know how to do >> Elen Ring?
00:53:44
>> Exactly. >> It's the same thing when they say the moment >> that's what it feels like.
00:53:47
>> Elen Ring is the hardest game ever made. And once you beat it >> and it takes it takes a month just to
00:53:53
kill one boss. What are you doing? >> What's the name of that game again? >> Elen Ring.
00:53:58
>> The [ __ ] is that? >> It's a video game. >> Elbow didn't ring. >> Yeah. Yeah. And it's the guy that uh did
00:54:04
uh [snorts] Game of Thrones. What's his name? Um >> Peter Jackson. >> No, not Peter Jackson.
00:54:09
>> So this game was once popular amongst >> It's still popular. >> What about you guys? You guys heard of
00:54:14
it? >> Yeah, it's famous. >> Oh yeah, that movie is coming though. >> Yeah. Yeah, there's a movie coming. How
00:54:18
long ago did this come out? >> It's I don't know, three or four years ago. But it's it's an open world game.
00:54:23
>> Every time you meet a [ __ ] boss, it takes weeks, you die over and over and over and over again.
00:54:31
>> But there's something about the game is when you [ __ ] actually beat one. >> The fire giant is the worst. That took
00:54:38
me two weeks. Look up the fire giant. >> Your comparison was good. That is what it feels like.
00:54:42
>> That's exactly what it feels like. That's why I brought it up. >> This thing right here, dude. This guy
00:54:48
right here, dude, >> that's Blanca from Street Fighter. >> No, it's not Blanca. NO, IT'S NOT
00:54:51
BLANCA. [laughter] >> NO, it's not. >> Look at the size of that. >> Look at the size. And look at how little
00:54:55
your character is. >> And he has a mouth on his body, >> dude. He touches you, you die.
00:55:00
>> Yeah. Well, he has fire in his hand. >> Yeah. Yeah. Any of that touches you, you
00:55:04
die. >> You know, I I think you get the same like feeling and excitement when you
00:55:08
beat Bowser. >> Oh, yeah. That's where my old [laughter] I guess Bowser Yeah, that's a good
00:55:14
reference, too. >> No, that is true. That is exactly where my mind went. >> That [ __ ] when he was throwing
00:55:18
the fireballs that Oh, >> look at Bowser. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think my fire giant is a little
00:55:24
scarier. But >> there's this [laughter] baby. >> Here's another thing I discovered is is
00:55:31
that your body just instinctually tells you to stop. >> So like when I quit smoking Yeah.
00:55:39
>> I said my body just says it's it's >> stop. >> You know what I mean? this new thing,
00:55:44
this new sardine kick. I know you're matt laughing at me and you [laughter] >> and you keep bringing up these sardines.
00:55:50
>> I know. I know. And this whole health thing and the fasting and stuff. >> You influenced me on the fasting.
00:55:55
>> Oh, fantastic. >> Okay. >> Because when I got my colonoscopy, >> um I had to fast that, you know, the day
00:56:02
before, right? And I showed up >> and I felt better that night. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Because And when I
00:56:09
eat processed foods like hamburgers or whatever it might be, it makes me feel like [ __ ] Yeah.
00:56:13
>> And so I think I'm in a new era cuz my body is telling me to do this [ __ ] >> Yeah.
00:56:20
>> The fast >> I'm being real. I know you're I know. I THINK I THINK YOU'RE MOCKING me and I
00:56:25
think you're mocking me. I think they're mocking me and I think that they think it's a phase.
00:56:28
>> How? I just said, "Yeah, if you can do >> Wait, wait. Well, first of all, first of
00:56:31
all, if you can do it, >> I'm not mocking you, but it is a phase. >> These two things can be true."
00:56:37
>> Okay, >> you will 100% not stick to it, but it I'm not mocking you. I'm supportive. Do
00:56:41
you remember in Australia when you were like, "Wait till you see how [ __ ] jacked I get." And then you wanted to
00:56:45
bet me you were going to get jacked. And you were like, "I'm going to be in the gym." And remember that?
00:56:49
>> Yeah. I went to Planet Fitness and they wouldn't accept my [ __ ] membership.
00:56:52
>> And then you started doing a thousand pull-ups and >> a thousand. How many days did that last?
00:56:55
>> Bog. >> Yeah. >> Don't listen to him. Keep going. >> Keep going. Yeah. I know. I [laughter]
00:57:00
know. >> What would trying to deter you from [ __ ] success? >> I know. What would Trey Nub say?
00:57:06
[laughter] >> What? I'm gonna get a bracelet that says WWT would tell him to get more Doritos.
00:57:12
Don't listen to Tra. [laughter] >> I love I believe in you and I want you to be healthy. I've I've encouraged you
00:57:17
to be healthy our entire friendship. I'm just saying you do great. You have big phases.
00:57:21
>> Have you fasted? >> No. No. No. >> Oh god. No. >> Oh Lord, I'll have mercy. You have to,
00:57:27
[laughter] >> bro. I'm telling you, >> I don't want it. If you can discipline yourself though and get into the 48 and
00:57:33
then in the 72 and you get once you get that >> they call it's it's like a lightheaded
00:57:38
feeling people say but for me it's like a like you're floating it's it's the most beautiful feeling.
00:57:42
>> Here's the problem. >> It's like a bottle of pino. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So yesterday I wanted to do a a
00:57:48
48. >> Thank you Dino. >> But [laughter] I knew I had a pod today. So I don't know if I was doing a 48 that
00:57:55
I could have potted. Well, if you did 24, you still is like really close into that.
00:58:01
>> Well, it's halfway. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Literally. >> But 24 is hard. >> Is [ __ ] hard, dude.
00:58:08
>> Yeah. >> The first eight hours it's fine, but then it's like, you know what I mean? I
00:58:11
had a [ __ ] Menoscino farms untouched chicken parmesan sandwich [laughter] in the fridge.
00:58:19
>> Sounds so good, >> right? And it was like talking headless. Hey, how you doing, Bobby?
00:58:25
[laughter] I'm in here. >> Come on, open the door. >> I was like, shut the [ __ ] up.
00:58:29
>> Pick one bite. Who cares? No one's going to know. >> Bites are fine, man. Been [ __ ] up 10
00:58:33
hours. >> Take a nibble. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And I did not do it. >> Good for you.
00:58:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. I did not do it. But at midnight, that was the 24-hour mark. I ate the sardines.
00:58:44
>> Good. >> Yeah. Anyway, >> I'm still fasting. I'm still I'm still doing it. >> Oh, what day are you on?
00:58:50
>> I I haven't done it today, but I did it this week. So it's like how many days?
00:58:53
>> I just like I'm addicted to the high the feeling of it. >> It's just this feeling. I'm telling you
00:58:57
team. >> How many days are you doing it? Two days. >> I do two days. Yeah. >> And just water, lemon, salt.
00:59:03
>> Water and lemon water. That's it. >> That's it. No salt. >> No salt. >> Wow. >> Yeah. I don't want
00:59:09
>> It's not It's a small amount of electrolytes, but it's just >> I just like it for just the citrus.
00:59:14
>> Well, I'm going to I'm going to I've never done a two-day. I need two days off. And when I [snorts] have that two
00:59:20
days off, >> do >> do >> the [ __ ] with do >> do 168? >> What's a 168? >> That's eight hours eating and 16 without
00:59:30
two days. >> Do them two back back to back and see how you feel. >> Okay, >> what you're doing, you're trying to jump
00:59:36
straight into 24 48, which is actually [ __ ] pretty good for you to do the 24. Round of applause for le and
00:59:43
everything. He >> not going to clap. >> Try it. [laughter] >> You do it. >> It don't want to motivate you. You do
00:59:48
it. You do it and you see. >> I'll do it. >> I'll clap if you do it. >> I'll do it. In fact, I'll do it. I'll
00:59:54
get to 48 before you will. >> Oh, okay. We got to be together >> cuz if it's a competition, you know, I'm
00:59:59
down. >> We have to do it together. >> And I'm going to have You know what's going to happen?
01:00:01
>> Dude, that's good. We do it together in a house. >> And how about this? And then food is
01:00:04
getting delivered the entire time. [laughter] >> I do a challenge. >> Yes. >> Us three should do it at the same time.
01:00:10
>> People just people coming and going eating at the house. >> No, we do an air we get an Airbnb. He
01:00:15
doesn't need to be because he can be there but heust he's a lying Willie. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. [laughter]
01:00:21
You're a lying Willy, dude. And I don't know, dude. >> So that's your new name right now. I
01:00:25
don't even know. Right. So what I need to do is I need to get an Airbnb somewhere in like [ __ ] you know
01:00:32
Joshua Tree. >> I I don't want to go out that far. >> Okay. All right. We'll go to where?
01:00:35
>> We'll just stay Victorville. We'll stay here. >> All right. We'll stay here. What the
01:00:38
>> No, but we have to be get an Airbnb and live together for three two days. >> But why would we order food? No, he's
01:00:44
making it an extra challenge. No, I'm saying people. Yeah. For him, it's not a problem. For you and I, it's a problem.
01:00:49
>> Yeah. So, we get Arctic. I get my own water, though. >> No. No. No. >> Yeah. I want Arctic water.
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>> No. Tap water. Tap water. >> No, not tap water. >> I get Arctic water. I need my tap.
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>> I need my Celtic sea salt. >> You do you do drink tap? >> I drink tap if Well,
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>> you drink it all the time. Do you ever go to a restaurant and get water? >> No, I don't. I get a bottle.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's tap. >> But bottle is tap. >> I ask them sometimes. Water bottles are
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equivalent to tap by the way. >> That's why I said Arctic. >> Yeah, you want fancy.
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>> No, I look I look at the best water in the market with less of all the >> What brand you get? So that Mountain
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View best brand right there. Who's that? >> I like Mountain Valley. I love this water.
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>> I haven't drank any of this. >> This is my favorite. >> You got what is that?
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>> But actually, if you look at the rating on it, it's not that high. But anyway,
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um >> it is pretty good. >> Oh, we'll look at the rating. But anyway, >> we did we looked it up. It's pretty
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good. >> It's one of the highest. Oh, it's good. Right water then. Interesting. [laughter]
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>> But uh Can we do two days of fasting? >> Yeah, we could. >> I don't think this is going to happen. I
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think Doc and I will I think you'll give up. >> I 100%. The sheer competitiveness in my
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body will make me beat you. >> No, we'll just do 48. And >> I'm going to go as far. I'll die.
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[laughter] >> Just to beat you. I'll die. I'll just die. >> I got to see this cuz I don't believe
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>> dead friends. >> I don't believe him. He's born. >> What? >> I don't believe him.
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>> I don't believe him either. [laughter] >> I don't believe you. Lying Willie. What?
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>> You don't think You don't think I'll do it? >> No. >> No. >> That's insane. >> Yeah. I don't think you would do it
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either. >> 48. >> I did 24 on my own. >> I'm not saying you can't. >> I can. I will.
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>> You do do 24 to tomorrow. >> Okay. I have to fast tomorrow morning anyway. >> Oh, you weaning them on. He said he
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could just do it on the first attack. >> I can. When's your last meal? >> When was your last meal today?
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>> Uh, today. earlier at like time 11:30. >> 11:30? >> I haven't eaten since then.
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>> Do you believe them? >> You could call my [ __ ] family. I mean, what do you Yeah. Okay. We get
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together at 11:30 and then I haven't had anything in my body. >> If that's the case, I had eggs and
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spinach at 8 in the morning. I haven't ate since then. >> Yeah. I I had a can of sardines in the
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morning. >> Mhm. >> But I already fasted yesterday. So, it's like, should I do it again?
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>> Well, yeah. We doing the two This is the second day. So, remember we was just
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>> I could do it cuz tomorrow morning I can't have it anymore. I have to go get blood drawn and I can't be You can't
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have >> All right. So, don't eat until tomorrow at 11:30. >> Okay. >> Tonight. Sure.
01:03:14
>> What time you going to get blood drawn? >> 7:30. >> That's I don't trust him. I don't trust
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you. I don't trust anybody in this room. We have to be in the same house for >> Yeah, that's kind of Yeah, it's kind of
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>> We'll get the nicest Airbnb in town. >> I don't want this. Uh >> Yeah, me either. I'm going to set it up.
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>> I can tell you because if I go home tonight, >> what's his Let me the two Give me Drink
01:03:31
water. Give me two dates that he's not traveling. Mhm. >> Okay. So that I can myself get the
01:03:37
nicest Airbnb in Studio City. >> Can we record it? >> Yeah, we'll record it. Right. And we're
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going to do two days of fasting. >> Okay, >> I'm in. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So the two days
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of fasting, are we going to go straight No water and food, too? >> No, you No, no, no, NO, NO. WE GOT TO
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get water. What do we know? Yeah, >> you have to have water. >> You have to have water without water.
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>> I know, but that's foolish. >> That's not That's foolish. That's dying. That's bad for you. That's what they
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say. But people do it. >> Okay. >> Yeah, people do it, >> right? And there's no side effects to
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it. >> We don't need that. Water's good for you. >> Water and I want my salt. >> Okay.
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>> And it's going to flush you out. It's good. The water's good for you. >> It's going to be the two worst days of
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our lives >> cuz it's kind of hard after coming up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's torture.
01:04:13
>> The bad. >> Yeah. The bad fast. We're going to >> We'll do it. >> Yeah, we'll do it.
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>> Okay. >> And the fans want to join with us when we do it. Join with us and we all going
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to have that enlightenment together. >> Two days. Two >> days. Going to be tough.
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>> Yeah, it's going to be tough. >> Can you do three? >> I don't think I can do three.
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>> Once we get to two, we might be able to just go to three. >> Now, here's the other stipulation. Are
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we sleeping in the same room? [laughter] >> No. >> We got to keep an eye on each other. I
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don't know what you're up to. The way that this guy orders food through his phone, he's got a little secret.
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>> We'll be there. We're going to be the guardian. >> You're a rat. >> You're not a guardian. You're a rat.
01:04:46
Carlos is a rat, dude. >> I won't be eating either. I'll just be fasting now. >> Carlos always fast.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> For years. >> I've seen Carlos not eat for a couple
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days. Carlos also will him and I have side hustles hustles [snorts] >> and he'll do things for me that you
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won't even be aware of. >> That's my point. That's why I don't >> He can't be there. No.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz he'll get you stuff. >> Carlos, you you went without you went
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fasting before. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've been having smoothies and avocado toast for a year.
01:05:14
>> That's not fasting. Playboy. What does he say? >> Yeah. [laughter] Playboy. >> A long times without eating and then
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>> he does it. I'll be honest. When we're on the road, we'll go to a steakhouse.
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He'll just get a chicken Caesar salad. >> No chicken. He's not fasting. No chicken. But then he also won't even
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finish it. He'll get like he'll take five bites and stop. >> But I had a quarter pounder before I
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came here, too. >> What are I want to talk about for fasting outside of that that they have.
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But I'm I'm talking straight no food. >> Yeah. No food. Just water. >> Yeah. Exactly.
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>> The amount of McDonald's you've been eating is alarming. >> Oh, it's a treat for myself before bad.
01:05:44
So I don't like >> But that's like three days a week. >> You have trauma responses to this place.
01:05:48
>> What do you mean? >> Like you you you feel like when I walked in the door, it was almost like you
01:05:52
reacted like it was a trauma response. Yeah, because you showed up so early. I've never seen that in my life.
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>> Yeah, we've never seen that. That was wild. >> Do you get a happy meal? What? How does
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this [laughter] >> What are you doing? >> No. So, I don't need the fries or drink
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or the toy, obviously. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> You need the toy? >> Yeah. >> Wait, you got a double quarter pounder?
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>> No, I got a quarter pounder. Just one. >> No cheese. >> No, with cheese. And >> no fries.
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>> No fries. And then four nuggets on the side. >> The nuggets? >> Yeah. Like >> Yeah. That's so
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>> That's not even nuggets. >> Yeah, that's not chicken. There's no chicken in there. I don't know.
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>> I don't care, man. I'm a human and I'm >> That's why if Why don't you just do
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Chick-fil-A? Those That's real chicken. >> It's about convenience off the freeway.
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[snorts] >> Oh my god. >> Oh, you like Chick-fil-A, don't you? >> Yeah, we love it.
01:06:35
>> The spices. >> The spices, dude. >> When I been into the my first Chick-fil-A sandwich,
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>> tell tell us the experience, >> man. I was like, >> "Yeah, detail it." >> You It just was just like a mesmerizing
01:06:45
experience when I been into that [ __ ] >> Well, let's go to the ordering process.
01:06:48
>> I was like, >> "Hello. Um, next. Order it. >> The [ __ ] you. [laughter] >> Okay.
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That was you said. [laughter] My bad. My bad. My bad. >> Jesus Christ, doc. >> My bad. It was
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>> Yeah, it was that delicious. Yeah, I I stay away from there now. >> I know you do because you tongue it
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[laughter] and the chicken doesn't like it. When's the last time When's the last
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time you had f fast food? Last time I had a fast food, I had uh In and Out. >> When?
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>> About two, three days ago. >> Oh, what the [ __ ] You can still do that every once in a while.
01:07:25
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I haven't. >> What do you get there? >> I just get the same number one every
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time. >> Double double >> with extra tomatoes and uh no onions and uh chilies on the side. Ario's
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jalapenos. [laughter] Let's go. >> Wait a minute. Dude, you get extra tomato. Yeah,
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>> that is a wild. >> No onion. Onion is key, >> man. >> Wait, but extra tomato so it just makes
01:07:49
it slloshier, sloppier. >> It's not sloppier. No, there you got fresh. You got this ain't and
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>> I don't mess with In and Out to the I can't the the the single burger, the number two.
01:07:59
>> Yeah. >> [ __ ] on myself every time. But if I get one, I don't know what it is about the
01:08:04
number two. >> It's not enough uh ground beef on there or something. Oh, >> okay.
01:08:08
>> I do a 3x3. That's >> You [ __ ] on yourself? >> Yeah. It's like it give me diarrhea. Oh,
01:08:12
[laughter] what the [ __ ] Every time I'm in the I'm just holding on the throne like god dam [laughter] right
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>> and no fries. >> Yeah, I get the fry. But they they in and out make you mad with the fries
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sometimes. >> You just got to ask for them extra crispy. >> I hate that. That's the what I hate.
01:08:27
>> You got to just ask for it. >> He doesn't like extra crispy. >> Oh yeah. No, see I feel like they're
01:08:32
always undercooked at In-N-Out. That's what everyone really always. I mean that's like part of their thing. The
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last couple times they've been crispy and I've been getting mad as [ __ ] >> Well, give me your order. come over to
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the house. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's the the main one that make them crispy if you want is the one right
01:08:46
there off of that I go to off of Van Ice and uh [snorts] >> over there been Sherman.
01:08:51
>> Okay. Okay. >> You go to that one. >> We don't go to Sherman. >> No, we don't go. We're not allowed over
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there. >> Bougie. [laughter] >> All right. Send us off, Doc. Say say bye to them.
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>> Bye. And we'll see you in [ __ ] >> Thank you for being a bad friend. [laughter]
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>> A little a little rusty. >> Yeah, a little bit. [laughter] Okay. Hey, thank you for being a bad friend.
01:09:10
Love you. >> Wait, do this one more time. Say it again and I'm going to mouth it and make
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me do it. Ready? 1 2 3. >> Thank you for being a bad friend.