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Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends

August 24, 2020 / 01:20:01

This episode features Bobby Lee and Eric Griffin discussing their friendship, competitive gaming, and personal issues. They address misunderstandings and the dynamics of their relationship.

Bobby and Eric start by joking about each other's physical appearances and their friendship. They discuss Eric's recent weight loss and Bobby's ongoing struggles with smoking.

The conversation shifts to their gaming experiences, particularly on Twitch, where Eric feels sidelined. They express frustrations over communication and perceived neglect in their friendship.

They also touch on Bobby's past traumas and how it affects his relationships. Eric shares his feelings about their friendship and the importance of open communication.

The episode concludes with a hypnotherapist joining the conversation to help Bobby with his smoking habit, emphasizing the need for support and understanding in their friendship.

TLDR

Bobby and Eric discuss their friendship, gaming frustrations, and Bobby's smoking issues with a hypnotherapist's help.

Episode

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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are
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disgusting you two or something we're bad friends Eric lost weight but he's
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got still you know he's got like nice titties like droopy titties you know what I mean before they were like fat
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but now they're like it's good to see you too Bobby hi it's form what am I
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doing here you're not going to say you're not going to say hi to our no first I just have to comment on the way
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we just had to open up [ __ ] talk you look skinny but also got little titties listen I'm not done yet you know cuz you
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lose 25 lbs don't you lost 25 looks good look it it's crooked just like his dick
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you don't know what my dick looks like guys I make assumptions I make assumptions yeah that's your problem
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your assumptions you make assumptions too Ser you make Ser assumptions wait so when somebody doesn't text you back ever
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that's a do I text you back you te you you here's here's the only time you text
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me back when I common problem when I call and I bother you enough that you'll
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finally text me back yeah but it's always business it's never like I hate
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it when you're like how you doing you don't like it when I say hello to you no it's said hello it's just like
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you know you know friendship kind of things like like just trying to see how your well-being that's kind he don't
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like that kind of [ __ ] I know he it has to be about making money y then he'll
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get back to you I'm Korean I'm Korean oh now you Korean Korean that's the Korean
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way Kore you haven't been Korean since we met yes I've been Korean the whole
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time I have Korean Tendencies You Know Korean so let's let's let's H let's hash
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out some bad friends beef all right right you you two you haven't called you
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haven't texted I know you haven't responded to Griff he's the worst and he
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wants to know why okay so um I'm going to let you know that um go [ __ ] man
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creature of the night I'll tell you that right now in my nightmares I see that in
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the by the pond where the [ __ ] let me tell you I got Griff a job you did but he didn't take it what what was the job
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you want to talk about it first of all let me know let's let's get resolve ours
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first and then we'll we'll go to that well ours is funny Mine by you saying
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that right I get it he's that type of guy oh my God see what I'm saying he you
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you hand him you hand him gold right and he and he he pushes it away I took the pl the gold I did that job the job that
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he offered no no no the one that the your job no no I'm talking about his job
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oh this is [ __ ] why I didn't do this yeah gold is [ __ ] no no no no they wanted me to sh gold is [ __ ] they
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you didn't do they would have made you shave too here's why I I didn't do it
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not because of the shave thing they didn't even offer that part to me oh he literally was like hey we need a boss
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figure yeah did I get a job really yeah did you get me a job for that do you want to play this game Let's
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Play The Game of Life I like The Game of Life the life you sold a show and I move
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and I moved three different times in the podcast so you could sell a show and you
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could have some time off and you can get stuff done so yeah you have three jobs you did a cooking show downtown two days
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ago you're doing another one in a week you just sold your show to ABC and fox
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and CBS and CW and lifetime Discovery history I don't know who else bought the
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show but you sold it to everybody up the river there's a little bit of a bidding
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war yeah there is all right so don't have to rub that in my face so no I'm
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not getting you job because you've gotten plenty of jobs I'm just saying
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that I want the job too what was the job there's no monkeys in this one is what
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you're saying see and that's what I'm talking about and that's where our
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fiction is because I did a show 10 years ago there a monkey in it all right now let's resolve this right so
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then now I'm on no this is what irritated me go ahead so now I'm playing
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war zone with some of the guys right and they're they're playing they're on
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Twitch and um one of the guys I'll just say his name Ry yeah your your boy my
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boy yeah hey um hey Bob you have a problem with Eric is that how he talks yeah that's the way he sounds to me I go
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I don't have a problem with him I love him he goes well some of the fans are
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saying that he's complaining that our their friendship is over our friendship
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is over first of all that's not true I know but that's what the [ __ ] people
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said on the [ __ ] comment session by the way I'm not going to say anything more I'm going to let you finish cuz I'm
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going need the floor all right all right go ahead all right fine he's going to
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filibuster mhm yeah right I'm just going to let you know when he did this I realized that all the weight lost from
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his body but not his knuckles he's got hairy ugly [ __ ] Knuckles and look at
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the hair bushed up on his wrist you can't just make fun of him the whole time you have to explain your side of
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the story cuz he's going to get his know this really irritating me right now his
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knuckles are irritating CU you look like a fat tennis playing Panda right now that's what you look like all right and
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a and a gay one too enough enough it looks like Bobby goes home and he takes hair off like this
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that's funny what a day I've had you're the one Mr Potato had I talk about
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putting things on you know I mean you look like Mr Potato go on with your [ __ ] story all right so don't
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[ __ ] tell me about detachments on all right there we go all right I'm listening okay so here we go so um then
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I got irritated because all these he's obviously then I ask I go and and and
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Remy goes he's complaining about on his twitch about your relationship and I'm
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like [ __ ] that did you listen did you listen to the to the audio I don't listen to audio I listen to it I listen
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to hearsay I listen to it yeah he does you did yeah I listened to it okay it wasn't really complaining what was it no
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but that's his thing it saying Bobby doesn't want to play with me obviously
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because I've tried to reach out and play he's so competitive me he's he's doing bets he's like watch
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guys I'm going to put a bet online K and then you rub it in my face I hate it can I say what it I'm I figured this
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all out I'm going to squash this right now asz we're all cuz we're all good
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friends yeah go I know exactly what this is don't let him have his point of view
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no I know what this is no I'm going to have my point of view he is did you introduce yourself to my
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niece by the way this is your niece yes it's a niece Hey listen blink at me if
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you're okay that's funny hey go ahead here's the problem I figured it out you don't
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like it that he's a good player he's not a good player you said he gets more
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kills than you at the pressure I don't you said he got more kills than you listen yeah who gets more kills I am so
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much better at that game than you I've gotten so much better but that's what
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this is of course it Bobby hates that you know like that he's good you love that I was bad you wanted to play with
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me again and again and when you're on Twitch he he has to be the funniest guy
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on the twitch too I know I you know he's got to be the one like he's got to have
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the snappy jokes and if you say anything he's like I don't like this cuz
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everybody's no one's laughing at me now is part of this true Bob yeah no it's
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not none of that is true and I have my own defense thank you well let him have his floor now go ahead okay here's the
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thing that is not true here's the problem right now I send all the fans to this guy that Bobby won with so now
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we're friends with him right all right so we we're playing all the time him and
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I and his brother and then all of a sudden it just stops okay then the fans keep asking where's Bobby why isn't
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Bobby playing and I go I don't know and then I look you're still playing with
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them every day I look on his twitch and his YouTube it's you and Steve are playing but I was told from Steve
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doesn't want to stream but he can stream with him what would you feel like if
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you're told if you're told oh no we don't want to do this and then you see
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him doing with a stranger a [ __ ] you don't even know a [ __ ] you don't even [ __ ] know you're playing
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with every single day and and then check this out and then check this out then we're playing I don't know his last day
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but I know him yeah where does he live no Andrew Andrew and we're playing right
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in the middle of I'm playing with that kid too and they go oh we just got invites from Bobby I'm looking on my
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thing let me see if I got an invite no so all I'm saying is this if you don't
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want to play with me yeah just be a [ __ ] man and be like yeah I don't want to play with you that's all you
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have to say I don't want to play with you I wish you would have just done that
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I'm doing it now I wish you would have just done that but see now but I'll play
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tonight no no no you want to play tonight [ __ ] you all right [ __ ] you I love you that's all I
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I love you though B let me tell you this I never had a it's like you don't want
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to do everything with every friend like I don't drink alcohol right so this [ __ ] don't want to hang out at
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me at a bar you know we hang out outside of a bar yeah so it's like so for you
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you might be like well I don't want to play with him because of whatever your
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reasons I don't have a problem with it but what I can't stand is the twitch
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Community they know because they're like well Bobby's playing with everybody else
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yeah you know they're like uh you know and I just don't get that you know and
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then I try like I've reached out to Steve a thousand times yeah and this [ __ ] won't get back to me over
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some nonsense so I'm like what's up with you guys yeah yeah it's not me though
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well that's not you certainly didn't help the side is no it's it's hearsay
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and conjecture exactly okay it's heand conjecture and I tried I try I reach out
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to try to figure the [ __ ] out there's no nothing to figure out if you you you
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there's nothing to figure out yeah oh there is I'm going to tell you why all
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right you know this now here we go know this you know what you know what I kind of
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like assertive body he's turning into that dictator behind him know this for a fact my friend tell
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me all right is is that if I really had a problem with you I will let you know I
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don't know if that's true yeah that's true okay I've had problems with you in
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the past yes and I've given her I I I don't have problems but here's the thing
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and I and I I talked to my therapist I'm a Loner and I don't like communicating
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it's just who I am because of my trauma in the pass I'm not using it as here go
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oh here we go what what my dad used to play golf on my body let me let me count my dad used to play golf on my body let
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me count down to the molestation reference you know what I mean Koreans Koreans are good golfers though very
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good very good golfers are they they don't fix they don't fix divots but
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they're good golfers yeah we don't wait so let's be real here what's a
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div the thing on the ground yes yeah that's your job that's what your job my
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job is if you have a problem with the divots you push it down with your little hand no no no when you're when after you
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hit the ball you fix the divot you fix your mistake this is just like they don't have a problem see this makes
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sense this makes sense theore Koreans leave messes for other people to clean up problem with we don't have a problem
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with it we like div it's just like put your [ __ ] hand on the div we enjoy them that's the way we make them we like
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the little [ __ ] grass coming up like that like no no no you know what it's
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just like a it's just like a Korean barbecue restaurant they want you to do everything yeah you cook cook you me
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they bring the food bring hey here cook the [ __ ] we're letting you [ __ ] experience in the experience my friend
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so we want you to cook it you you know why they do that they do that so we can't complain that's exactly right what
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can you say I did it I paid for it yeah all right so let's so I don't have a
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problem with you okay good all right and I called you last night did I not yeah only because you knew I was coming here
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today you didn't want this [ __ ] to be awkward what he was like you didn't want
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this [ __ ] to be awkward I know you dude no you know why I called you today yeah
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last night why I talked to my therapist okay all right and she's like what's the
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problem I go is this step seven is that no this is not has nothing to do with it
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that's [ __ ] hilarious you're shaming you're shaming my recovery because I have 10 months of
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sobriety and no one said congratulations can you hand me the little violin please
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no one said congratulations 10 months of sobriety congratulations you know why cuz 10 months is not enough we need like
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we need like two years before we can be like it's a year a year is a 10 months
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all right you're right yeah that's my bad that's my bad I can't say days don't
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you get a chip at a year we've been here before yeah you know what I mean okay
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yeah I relapsed I relapsed I have problems okay no no no you're getting you're you're fine I don't have a
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problem with you all right okay good Bobby let's just throw that out there but you wait wait can you can you at
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least understand if if we're playing all the time and then it just stops and then
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all these people keep asking you know and then they like us together like you know they keep I want I love it when you
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and Steve and Bobby and con and then it just it stops and then I'm like hey what's going on nobody will say anything
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to me the [ __ ] St don't even respond to me anymore and then like you're
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playing every day with these strangers so what am I supposed to think what am I supposed to think think this my juge
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headed friend why does it always have to be some kind of defensive that's why
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okay okay you're very handsome for your type Bobby oh wow for your type you're
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very handsome as shitty as you are to me yeah you know I'm there for you whenever
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I know okay I mean your type you Reverend Al Jackson I mean he's the better looking out of the the types wait
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a minute yeah are you are you saying you know what I by the way yeah don't think you getting off scott free
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with this [ __ ] right here yeah yeah you got problems too yeah you know what this is like by the way you vent toward
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him now you know what I realized you guys you remember the Godfather you remember the Godfather uh so the co Don
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[ __ ] has the meeting with all the Don yeah you know and he and he's in the car
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and Sunny's like well what he wants to do and coron says it wasn't until now
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that I knew who the our true enemy is it was tatalia yeah you tatalia no I'm not
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you're Talia I'm Sano Corone that's my name I died at a toway you're either
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tatalo or Fredo no you're Fredo fro Fredo Fredo you're Fredo you going to
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kick me out on the boat and shoot me in the back of the head yes Steve is sunny he's a [ __ ] hotthead no I'm Sunny I'm
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Sunny I'm I'm notal Talia because you're a betrayer of you're like you're like a
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Godfather through you're the guy with the glasses [ __ ] hooded man ships must sail in the same direction that's
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you yeah because I'm setting you up to get killed by the other boat that's
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right I'm setting you both up I'm setting you both up to drowned baby oh
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yeah yeah you're both going down this is why this the whole podcast happened
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because of this guy right here you put us against each other I didn't put oh
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yeah D we go now get that out yeah yeah this this guy betrayed our trust yeah he
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you and I were supposed to do we to do one and then this guy comes in Talia right oh really oh really why didn't
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that happen guys I love it go ahead why didn't happen tell us why why didn't you guys
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do a show because you have an aggressiveness about time out that show was supposed to happen four years ago
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wait wait wait wait the same one that he also said he was going to do with you four years ago that's another issue too
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by the way Bobby's the kind of guy he to it's like big brother he's got alliances
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with like everybody in the house yeah you just don't want to get kicked off the island I'm the middle man you're the
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little man no I'm the middle man you're the little man I'm a little man as I'm a
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little man as well all right you're the little in high school in high school I
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was friends with the jocks the Goths the Nerds right the the the heshers right the what the heshers the who the guys
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with the long hair the heavy metaler guys never heard of hher before life I thought that was like a drug reference
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or something right I was friends with The Faculty why were you friend real why and why were you friends with everybody
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because I play I'm in the middle dude you play the game I play the game of life you play the game I play the play
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no you play the game to make sure that you're safe you protect me prot me prot
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winner I'm Survivor and a winner no yeah I won and a coward you know what you are
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and a coward yeah how am I a coward that's like cowardly my because you could have just said hey you know I
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think you're too competitive I don't want to play with you I prefer to play
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with these other kids you could have said that but you let me go on and on and on maliciousness it's maliciousness
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on your part me yeah yeah how am I malicious you're what you do is you rub in people's faces oh by the way by the
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way we used to play FIFA all the time right yeah let me tell you something about Bobby he's a sore loser M but he's
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a worst winner why okay he used to he would beat if he beat me he would send pictures of the players of the other
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team send like 10 15 pictures hey this is who beat you this is the guy so don't
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get me started right now right don't act like you're like an angel on the other
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yes you did I did but you know why he stopped you know why he stopped doing that and I got to find this picture CU
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he didn't know how to work Photoshop and I did so there was this picture of a
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player with holding a baby you which one was and I put his face on the baby it it
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was it was um Torres yes yeah from Liverpool lipo when he played for Liverpool us to play Fernando Torres and
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there was a photo where he was holding a baby but then he put my face on the baby
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and that almost ended our relationship because I don't know how to I didn't
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know how to use phot how did they do that yeah but Bobby had pay some kid $1,500 to do it you
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don't know how to use Photoshop now Bob yes I do no you don't I don't but I
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don't but don't call me out all right you don't you don't have a computer go
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to him again no see he's trying to go to him again the point the point is you
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broke up the band yeah no dude you neither of you were you know what neither of you got your instruments
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together that was the problem you guys wanted to make a band and you never got the instruments okay Yoko you know what
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I mean okay let me tell you something that [ __ ] is still alive making money and everybody else is dead so who won
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huh high five rude yeah yeah so yeah so Eric and I were supposed to do a podcast we talked
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about it for many years ye many many years well let's not go into this because then something else happened
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yeah you know tell me what happened the next thing you know the next thing you know he's like he's got this podcast
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with his girlfriend you know and then he always has a good excuse I needed to do
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this to save my relationship you know what I mean and then and then that goes on right and then now this one comes you
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know Bobby called me one time and it was like so hilarious he he just got out of
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rehab and he's like and he's pouring it on he's like you know my the thing my
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father and you know and's he's going under he's like you know and and I go
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Bobby I go Bobby shut the [ __ ] up you're just trying to make me feel bad because
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you're going to do that [ __ ] podcast with Andrew right you know that that he
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he tries to manipulate he tries to both of y'all are manipulative wow I'm seeing it now for
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the first time yeah you guys deserve each other call manipul you call it manipulation right I call it strategy my
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friend H I'm being strategic about life I'm being strategic about at the end of
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the day you know my heart do I yeah you do all right you do my you know my heart
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better than you know his heart he actually calls me just out the BL not about business hey Eric how you doing
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Griff how's how's life how's how's when I gave you that seat on that plane that
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one time you mean 15 years ago and you gave it to me you gave me the seat what what where where were you
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going so we were in um Abu Dhabi no we were yeah we were coming home let me let me tell cuz he does tell the story right
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all right we're coming home yeah it's a 15h hour flight all right Bobby he's
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trying to big ball so he goes and pays for a first class seat okay and then in in the coach he's going like that
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bye bye everybody credit card bounces credit card's done so he has to come back but he don't want to sit in
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his seat that he was sitting in right so I [ __ ] I said I I'll switch seats
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with you why why why'd you do that because he's a nutcase yeah and it's
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better to make him comfortable for the entire plane yep you know you understand what I'm saying he gave you his seat
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yeah I know and what was your response oh he was supposed to get me a manager and that happened 17 years
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later 17 years later I was with CA I got you an agent you didn't do [ __ ] I got me
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the [ __ ] agent but I'm said I'm the one that set it up right yeah but it at
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that point it was easy it doesn't matter though did I not do it when I say something I come through 17 years ler if
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it's two Dees later later I will come through good so that's please stop holding on to that the whole
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seat thing okay all right I tried to tell people too I said the first time we met but I tried to tell people the first
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time we met I know we when we met at the comedy store you mean the first time that we you actually acknowledge that I
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existed and I was a comedian when you first met me at that when you were doing that Amed Amed thing in [ __ ] Orange
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County oh yeah you you've been a nightmare since I first met you not how you remind me of this yeah yeah yeah did
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you I don't think you were was he around he wasn't even you weren't even around
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but yeah but dude this guy Amed could get a show like anywhere yeah he used to sell out stuff right no no no he would
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get a show and get the people to pay we were paying people ,000 to do like 20 minutes of comedy in in uh in Orange
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County how he was just he was able to push tickets I I don't know what the restaurant told us that they were making
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money off the show because people would come on a Wednesday night anyways this guy shows up a men's not even there
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instantly as soon as he gets there well he don't know where to park car the show's I don't like the show he's a he's
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getting on I had to call him man to go I'm going to kill this little [ __ ] I'm swear to God I'm going
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to kill him I I had to go get his car yeah drive his car around behind a bush I think at one point yeah yeah welcome
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to every day on this show all I'm the bad guy he called me you know what he said last time guy you
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know he said last guy just impossible to work ah there's no parking I go there's
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a spot right on the street I don't want to I don't park on the street he doesn't
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Park that piece of [ __ ] Prius on the street that piece of [ __ ] that's been
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hit a thousand times Rudy knows it's insane so he goes I'm going to par I'm
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going to park back there wherever I go we can't park back that right now it's
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funny you know he spends more money on skins in Call of Duty than yes than to fix this [ __ ] car
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month did you quit smoking no I didn't do you want toit I'm to say this do you
00:24:26
want to quit I've I've cut down to four a day four cigarettes a day yes or packs
00:24:31
yeah four cigarettes a day is this true rude I don't smoke that much yeah really
00:24:35
don't look at him before you say it you I know you look at her when I ask her
00:24:38
question she does you think that you think that I have an ally in the house she's an Al this one right here is a rat
00:24:43
this one right here everything I had to hide from her Rudy but is he smoking more than for a day no when they go to
00:24:49
bed you're not smoking more no okay but I don't understand you got off The Vape
00:24:54
cuz you said The Vape was bad for you and then you went to the thing that's even worse yeah why did you switch back
00:24:59
it's like I can't even no you have to I I don't even want to even address it but
00:25:03
I will yeah please please and I want to get real for a second okay this is all fun in games okay you're pointing
00:25:10
fingers and you're talking about my frailties and my Character defects no don't do that don't do that
00:25:17
friend okay your Character defects okay and um I have a lot yeah yeah yeah I'm a
00:25:24
broken man we we all have flaws do me a favor you have a at this point right now
00:25:29
can you put on the screen all of his failures we'll scroll it right here we'll scroll it right here like one of
00:25:34
those albums for 1995 please sign up today Universal Music Studios presents Bobby Bobby Lee's
00:25:43
failures and it's just him I'm a smoker sorry go and I don't want to
00:25:49
reiterate and go back in the past because I'm over it but um you know last year I had some problems uh I got sober
00:25:57
again and um you know I was smoking weed and I quit and I was just like I don't
00:26:03
want to go back to vaping because it was hurting my neck every time I smoke a vape it hurts my neck my neck gets
00:26:09
really stiff I don't know what there's just something about it that [ __ ] me up
00:26:12
it's probably because it's like a sausage so when you smoke a sausage you
00:26:17
think my neck is like a sausage well it swells up yeah like a mosqu sausage it goes like you know what I mean it just
00:26:22
gets a little like some L like some lanissa you know if you're a Filipino up
00:26:27
therea go ahead am man [ __ ] you okay I have a Korean neck what is what is a Korean neck it's
00:26:34
sausage like aren't they usually like skinny tiny people they're usually like
00:26:37
in great shape there's two types there's a skinny tin and the sausage one the
00:26:41
other one and the sausage one okay so [ __ ] you like a safe fell on him and oh a piano a
00:26:49
piano yeah okay here we go all right first of all I'm much older than both of
00:26:55
you by the way not how old are you I'm 48 oh you're the same age we the same
00:26:59
age that's my bad anywh who um so The Vaping was hurting my neck and so I you
00:27:06
know I when I went to that PC that [ __ ] place in Arizona to get my head right it was good though right it worked
00:27:13
and I just was smoking because I there was nothing else to do and um now it's
00:27:17
affecting my health now when last week when I said you know can you people just comment and say quit smoking we did
00:27:24
there was a lot of comments got too much yeah it was too much I asked all the fans to comment to quit
00:27:29
keep that up keep that going dude that's bad don't stop it we need to qu I like it are you still doing
00:27:35
the yoga yeah I'm doing yoga oh that's dope okay am I not doing yoga once in a
00:27:40
while but once in a while once a week twice twice a week but he's doing like
00:27:44
he's doing different positions like you know rolling sleep position no am I doing it real yeah thank you jels okay
00:27:52
he's doing sitting smoking no I'm not doing sitting smoking eating video
00:27:56
gaming yoga look like this Andrew like this and leg up and neck to the side neck to the side
00:28:06
and eat and eat all right so that's why I'm smoking but um so we're you and I are good yes
00:28:15
okay I didn't think we weren't good you two are good we're good are you we're
00:28:20
good are you two good no I mean honestly it's a we need to keep this we need to
00:28:25
keep this it's a week to week thing but he says that but it is DET it's detrimental to my health I'm not going
00:28:30
to lie I have found that I've gotten more palpitations lately are you being the% completely honest yeah you're my
00:28:36
stress before you go into whatever you're doing right now let's just get
00:28:39
this out of the way my stress level because of you has gone through the roof why because no no no I say something
00:28:44
it's not just because of him it's like living in covid and on top on top of
00:28:50
that but I want to say yeah but it's expounded he what he saying it's expounded all right so last week this is
00:28:55
part of what's going on we changed the day we changed the day yeah and um because he had to on a because we
00:29:01
usually shoot on Fridays right today's a Friday yeah we were supposed to do Thursdays he changed the day because he
00:29:08
had to go to the country club he had to go to the country club so that he can interviewed to get into the
00:29:15
country club so we switched the day yesterday well if he was just regular white it wouldn't have been a problem
00:29:20
yeah yes because I'm offwhite I'm Different they make redheads come in I
00:29:23
had 15 [ __ ] things I had to do right so I had to move it so you know my excuses for moving um the day is more
00:29:31
valid than his no so that's what causes him stress cuz he knows deep down inside
00:29:36
that he like he's um trying to live a aristocratic white life no here's the TR
00:29:42
here's the fact and you know what the fact is he got his big Valley House Bobby Bob first of all this guy living
00:29:47
in the Hills this guy's a a hill guy the hills I live in the bottom of the hill
00:29:51
you live on the hill on the bottom you live on the hill if if there was a [ __ ] flood on top of the mountain
00:29:56
right I would be drowned with with the rest of the people okay well I want to I want to tell you on the hill I would die
00:30:02
on the hill but like lower on lower part of the hill all right well here's what I
00:30:05
want to tell you we decided to help you quit smoking we want to get um um a therapist in here a hypnotherapist to
00:30:11
speak to you oh [ __ ] he there he's right there all right what's his name this is
00:30:15
Jason hey Jason can you hear us I certainly can look there's Jason right there he looks hypnotherapy like he
00:30:22
looks hypnotherapist yeah yeah Jason you can only see Bob unfortunately because of the the technology but this is for me
00:30:28
anyway so this is for you cuz we need you to get some cuz we want you to quit smoking I love hypnotherapy all right
00:30:33
well let's why don't you to speak to Jason let's let's see what we can do
00:30:36
hello no you right there oh sorry my bad hi Bobby Jason hello howdy how's it
00:30:41
going howdy to you I'm fine thank stop talking like that why are you because
00:30:46
when I'm talking to professional this is how I talk no talk like a human you
00:30:50
sound like a robot yeah and like a like a weird Korean robot all of a sudden don't be intimidated I'll be my more
00:30:55
myself thank you what's up dude not Urban Bobby please not Urban Bobby all right Bobby Focus because he's
00:31:03
trying to help I want to help I want I he's gonna help you quit smoking I need
00:31:06
the help I know okay yeah so here's the important question I watched the last
00:31:11
episode all right and you said I need to quit yes and then later you said I want
00:31:17
to quit yes and then at the very end you said I okay I'll try to quit right do
00:31:24
you really want to quit Bobby um that's a very very very good question and I want to answer this
00:31:33
um no there it is no all right but but I'm beginning to feel um things in my body
00:31:44
but get shortness of breath um because of the age and because I have um high blood pressure you know in my family
00:31:53
that um my fear is is that I'm going to either stroke out or my lungs are going
00:31:58
to be blasted open and or something's going to happen so um not in the next year but in the near future I feel like
00:32:06
there's going to be real complications with my health and so with those I mean
00:32:12
you can already see some of them right now right Jay like his skin and his teeth and those kind of things are very
00:32:16
obvious right Zoom that's why I'm yellow it has to do with the nicotine I thought
00:32:21
that was the smoke no it's I'm a yellow guy but of ethnic sort of an odd yellow
00:32:26
though it's like it's like a glow yeah because I'm aristocratic I'm an aristocratic Focus
00:32:32
let him help you so what what are the upsides right so you put aside the addiction and how could you feel how
00:32:41
would you want to feel if you stopped I want to feel um well just generally I want to feel healthy I want
00:32:49
to feel like I can do more during the day in terms of um I want my mouth what breath better breath my breath is fine m
00:32:58
no my breath is fine I can help with better breathing too but keep going I want to breathe better and I also want
00:33:04
to be able to go longer on the pelaton um not struggle so much when I'm doing
00:33:09
yoga and I just want to be there for my family and um you know and your friends and your friends Jason this is another
00:33:16
thing for us we want friendship to be a big thing he didn't even think to add
00:33:19
that for my family and that's it yeah for us as well if I died I don't even I
00:33:23
doubt that you guys would even come to my funeral no we would carpo we would carpo right so let's just throw that out
00:33:28
there yeah we'd show up we we would Uber pool and if we didn't make it we didn't
00:33:33
make it all right so okay yeah cool well here's the thing hypnotherapy is like magic okay I can
00:33:44
deliver magic but you got to really want it all right if you want to cut back that's a first goal right if you want to
00:33:52
cut back to just an occasional habit that's cool we got to go where you want
00:33:57
to go with it and I can help you do it and we can do it over the next week oh [ __ ] this is get but but we have to
00:34:05
start to start now I have to start now and you wanted you have to dictate what you need well here's the deal
00:34:11
um this is costing us 10 grand an hour by the way okay all right so I'm gonna
00:34:16
go I'm G Talk sorry my bad my bad yeah all right so um that got him going you
00:34:22
know all he cares about is money yeah yeah so um you're quit to so um I'm I'm
00:34:27
I'm down to four or five a day I would like to maybe do two a day uhuh and then
00:34:32
um figure it out from there it's a good start okay and we can do that and I I
00:34:38
think once you feel in control of it and it starts to taste a little nasty to you
00:34:44
then we can maybe if you're interested going all the way and finish it up but
00:34:48
can I can I say this just to throw this out there is is because I um since I just got sober and um because of the
00:34:55
pandemic it's just like you know I'm guy that you know and because of my history
00:35:00
and the trauma and all that stuff right like I'm a kind of guy that like you
00:35:05
know I'm getting rid of a lot of these addictions and I'm not justifying it and
00:35:10
I'm just saying that you know because of the stress level in which we all live in
00:35:15
right you know I like to rely on certain vices and um it's going to be extra
00:35:20
difficult I think because we are in this pandemic but um that being said I'm
00:35:25
willing to try what would we don't try we do so we do like Yoda said there is
00:35:31
no try that's what Yoda said um well thanks uh set up so I deal with uh anxiety
00:35:40
fears certainly bad habits and Trauma yes so the things that you might be holding on to that are blocking you you
00:35:48
think you it's Justified if you want we can get rid of how you're thinking about
00:35:54
those traumas change that so you feel better so that you might quit so like I I have a trauma therapist so I'm EMDR
00:36:01
and I'm doing all that stuff doing that work you know it's complimentary like
00:36:05
you know it goes alongside so it's up to you I I I would never this is surprise
00:36:11
right I would never push you into doing something that you don't feel comfortable with it works again like
00:36:17
magic for somebody who wants to change I do want to change though yes all right so let's talk can I ask you days
00:36:22
specific questions then yeah specific questions specific question specific questions all right so um we would meet
00:36:28
off air to begin the hypnosis okay and then you'll change your smoking habits
00:36:36
over the next week and then if you feel comfortable and you're enjoying the process we'll actually do a hypnosis
00:36:41
session online next week okay you are you prepared for that I'm I'm I've been
00:36:46
I've never been more prepared but are you ready to quit yeah look at me the face he doesn't have to be ready to quit
00:36:51
quit he can I just said I can you make him a better can you make him a better friend
00:36:56
is that even that's not a thing that's not a thing bad habit of not texting and
00:37:01
you hypnotize him for texting people back I'm going to let that go are you going to agree to this I'm agreeing to
00:37:07
it wonderful okay wow this is very Jerry springy right now yeah like you just went bring the here's the baby mama wait
00:37:14
till you see wait till you see when we get the test results it's it's going to
00:37:17
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00:37:20
with him and and you're going to work with we do that off air when when you guys schedule and then then you're going
00:37:25
to do one I want a live hypnotherapy all right so off air we do that through um Zoom or something or yep FaceTime okay
00:37:32
we will do a hypnosis session next week on air and that will lock that's your
00:37:36
quitting day yes next yes it is that's your that's your agreement date right
00:37:42
whatever that is the the the I shouldn't say quit you alter date right where
00:37:46
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00:37:52
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00:38:37
in hypnotized you ready to get hypnotized I guess I am yes all right we'll say thank you thank you so much my
00:38:43
bald in front Bobby all right well I can't we can't wait to watch this go
00:38:46
down yeah um so uh we'll reconnect yes perfect all right brother say thank you
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friendship towards you automatically yeah it's just automatically there's
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some kind of a I have no agenda I have genuine love for you I'm going to tell
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you why let me explain something real fast yes it's on the show cuz I think it's
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entertaining to to put on the show but I knew the only way you would take me serious is if I put it on the show if I
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said I'm going to get you hitno therapist off air you'd be like I don't
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want to do a [ __ ] you shut up leave me alone I'm just going to give you an
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00:42:11
relationships with you Hollywood types oh my God oh my God man of the people you're the most I'm a man of the people
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I'm the man of the people shirt what you're wearing a $9,000 shirt this $90 a shirt
00:42:27
Hollywood you're the most Hollywood guy on earth I take a very big offense to
00:42:30
that oh you the Hollywood a man of the people oh God right I grinded out with the [ __ ] common folk you complain
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constantly about not being around common folk that's not true that's you say
00:42:41
stuff to you know what you said to me on the when we had dinner at the house what
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what about the steak thing and I said oh man I should go get steaks and you go ew
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ew no have someone bring us steaks that's what you said yeah Postmates was he complaining po because he's always
00:42:53
telling me I'm complaining but all this [ __ ] does is complain yeah I'm
00:42:58
you but the narrative is out there all these [ __ ] idiot ass fans like are you complaining G Griffin cuz anything
00:43:04
he says so I got to have fat Lando for the rest of my [ __ ] life you know all the [ __ ] that these people say to me and
00:43:11
that's that's one of these narratives where I go this [ __ ] complaints all the time we you we commiserate with
00:43:16
each other then you put it out there like I'm the only I'm just going to tell
00:43:19
you a story of that encapsulates please my [ __ ] relationship with you Hollywood types I'm going to say that
00:43:25
again go ahead we not hwood all right so um I have a friend named Steve Burn we know him well okay so um he calls me one
00:43:33
day and he says um is this an Asian beef it's not an Asian beef okay I'm just no
00:43:36
wait because he happens to be half Korean I love I love Asian beef by the way yeah delici Mongolian yeah go ahead
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he calls me one day and he goes I'm doing a movie I'm doing a movie he says
00:43:47
right and I go okay cool I want you in it thank you a week later when I'm supposed to shoot right
00:43:58
I see Jimmy oang going I'm in Steve Burns movie M and he's good he's a good
00:44:05
actor and he's very funny listen I picked Ste I would pick Jimmy I get that he's really good go
00:44:13
ahead it's either him or D fan you know what I mean either or either or all right all right okay anyway you
00:44:21
see Jimmy oang he's shooting the movie right so I call Steve and I go hey I thought you called me for the movie he
00:44:29
goes yeah you know I just I'm going to use jimo yangang yeah you know but did
00:44:34
was my feelings hurt no because that's what I expect out of you types this has
00:44:38
not Steve bur has nothing to do with us wait wait Andrew Andrew Andrew this would this kind of be like if I said hey
00:44:46
let's do a podcast together yeah and then you go I decided to go with Andrew no I I see you
00:44:57
Hollywood types no you Hollywood typ listen you're a Hollywood [ __ ] you a Hollywood [ __ ] I already
00:45:05
different tell me how tell I already told you why I said I said right stop I said like to you I said you know how he
00:45:15
is like yeah he's a bully he's aggressive a bul he's a bully uput bully
00:45:21
and he's cornering me into a [ __ ] like you know it's like um and you know
00:45:25
I'm nice you're nice and you took anage of that and didn't tell me like you
00:45:29
wanted Steve Burn to tell you no that's not true all right I'm just saying that I already called you
00:45:37
would you have wanted a respectful call from Steve Burn being like Bobby I've
00:45:40
actually decided to go in a different direction would you have liked that call would that have made you feel good right
00:45:46
and that's why I called you you didn't this the same call no yeah I called you
00:45:50
and I said this mother talk manto man right friend to friend right oh yeah and I said you know was I on that call I
00:45:58
called yeah I called you so he threw me on the bus he goes he's a bully he blamed everything on me by the way this
00:46:04
wasn't even my idea whose idea was that was my idea Kila was the first one that
00:46:09
said you guys really should the fans on the last belly said you should you should you should so then it was you
00:46:14
should you should you should and then we finally just I said do you want to do one I'll do one are we going to do one
00:46:18
or no and then you said well you know Griff had asked me before but it never worked out cuz then we did belly and
00:46:24
then you said to me no we can't do a show and I said okay and then I said do you want to do one or not after
00:46:31
the third time we did the show and well you guys should just do one together so don't put it on me no you you're you're
00:46:38
twisting my [ __ ] mind right now how you're a mind twister how that's true
00:46:43
toal you toal you he's a mind twister right now dude right wait wait wait wait
00:46:47
wait wait called me you every [ __ ] week right when are we going to do this Bob because you because
00:46:54
at that point you agreed to it no no no no you're TW your TW look at your B eyes did you B
00:47:00
eyes did you not agree it a [ __ ] liar man so I bullied you into it you bullied
00:47:04
me into it dude all right well then you can quit and then he'll do it no we're
00:47:08
I'm already knee deep in it I commit to it I'm Knee Deep it's like a war right
00:47:13
once in Nom you're in Nom he pretends like I made you I forced you to do this
00:47:19
podcast oh he he poured it on like that he that's such [ __ ] you manipulated
00:47:23
him you know why this happened mhm the truth be told right I do know why you know why I I can't say it on air but you
00:47:30
know why all right so that's that okay but let me ask you this yes what does
00:47:35
that have to do with our friendship with you what does how are you comparing what
00:47:41
Steve Burn he made a business decision yeah he said Jimmy oang is hot right now you know he's hot he's younger skinnier
00:47:50
his hair is like smart he's on a hot show and and you're mad that he made that Choice yes
00:47:57
I can understand all right but what I'm saying is that is totally different from
00:48:02
you're you're comp you're saying that we're going to do that to you when have
00:48:05
I ever done that to you when have I ever not treated you like a brother same tell
00:48:10
me same and when I have not what should we scroll that list [Laughter] again a brother too huh yeah do you yeah
00:48:23
how many meals have we had oh here we go how many meals have we had what you what
00:48:26
do you treat me like what do you mean you said if that's how you treat him and
00:48:30
he's your brother then what what do you treat me like I love you man oh wow I
00:48:35
happen to [ __ ] love you man I happen to love you so much man so so why won't when we do something good
00:48:41
for you why won't you let us do something good for you why do you always have that's exactly when you were going
00:48:47
through [ __ ] I knew you were going through [ __ ] I kept trying to call you I saw you at the comedy store I tried to
00:48:52
Corner you and be like hey you need to let's you know you know and he took me
00:48:55
into like a little freezer in the comy store he took me in there and he was acting weird and he took off and I was
00:49:00
like I don't know what's going on with this [ __ ] those are my meetings
00:49:04
I that's all I'm saying style that I have you I I take I take offense for you
00:49:10
saying that my friendship with you it's some sort of Hollywood type with some
00:49:15
hidden agenda I'll have to be honest with you let's be honest okay and you
00:49:18
know what I was being defensive and I was throwing accusations around and that quite possibly isn't the truth here's
00:49:25
the truth oh wow can we mark the day all right here's the trth the time right now
00:49:28
you guys want to hear truth truth all right the truth is is that um I've told
00:49:34
people and I've said this to kila in the past I've said you know Eric Griffin is
00:49:42
somebody I feel like I've known all my life and he's somebody that like if I
00:49:50
had $20 million and I needed a you know I mean I didn't want to put it in a bank
00:49:55
and I need SA set kept safe I would probably give it to you and you wouldn't
00:49:59
touch a dime of it you're a good dude man all right okay I never said that I just made that up but that's how
00:50:09
I feel you see what I'm saying I mean all right I'm just that's that is this is
00:50:15
what I'm talking about so he just made a scenar and he made a scenario in his head that he was
00:50:22
like this sounds good he does this all the time I love it I love it right and with me what with
00:50:29
you is um you remind me honestly the first night do you remember the first night I saw you I do remember you do
00:50:39
yeah deah and I were sitting there I know we watched you perform and I said to myself that guy has a future and then
00:50:47
when I came up to you and we started talking and stuff you were the kindest guy I've only had the most utmost
00:50:53
respect for you as a standup and as a actor and everything you embody everything that I want to be in this
00:51:00
business you really are you have it all and not only are you but it's how difficult it is being a white guy in
00:51:08
this day and age to work you embody something different you know I mean so it's like you should be very proud of
00:51:15
yourself I love you I appreciate it I'm waiting forting I'm I I'm with you don't
00:51:21
you feel like a rug is about to be like an ejector seat or something and I wish I meant that I I do mean it I do mean it
00:51:28
I do mean it okay so what we're saying is and I want to say this too from this
00:51:32
day forward from this day forward when we do something nice yeah take it as a friendship and I will but dude you have
00:51:38
to understand right but that's not my history dude but but it's but it is with
00:51:42
us no it is with us we've never [ __ ] you over what have I [ __ ] you I've
00:51:46
never [ __ ] you over I understand that but it's about to happen what are you
00:51:49
talking about it's not going to happen I want to say this you're right what are
00:51:52
you talking about you're absolutely right that's why I was upset I'm upset
00:51:55
because of like I you don't you treat me as if like we're not even friends at all
00:52:01
and I'm just like wait I I I think I I've I've earned more from you than that
00:52:06
treatment you and your [ __ ] brother so I'm just why I'm sitting here like
00:52:11
what's going on the truth be told is this is um and let's go in the past then
00:52:16
let's go back in the past and this is let's yeah let's go to the back so this
00:52:20
is I'm going I'm going to use it with these candles as a as a little demonstration sure but is this like a a
00:52:26
true story or is this like this is real this is absolutely some Lord of the Rings this is this is not Lord of the
00:52:31
Rings okay is this JK rolling lead this is okay so this is when I was born okay just a baby innocent right shaped like a
00:52:42
can see that's an attack on my body as a baby and that's don't baby body body
00:52:46
shame okay don't baby body shame yeah don't baby body shame so you were born
00:52:50
this is post World War II this is right after the war okay the Baby Boomers yeah
00:52:54
yeah okay um generation next thank you anyway so this part is what I want to talk about this section okay so this
00:53:01
section of my life what's this section childh this is childhood trauma all the
00:53:04
stuff trauma so just so throw that can on the ground yeah right so but here this is this is when um this is in 2000
00:53:14
when I thought wow my life is really changing okay Mad TV Mad TV tonight's show you know this is back when I did
00:53:23
Harold and Kumar oh right right all those little little things all right when this little phase was over this Gap
00:53:30
right here was the darkest years of my life this Gap right here yeah right in fact one time I I was really bummed I
00:53:40
was in the patio and Brian Ken walked up to me and goes I heard you're really
00:53:44
bummed about your career and I go I am you know what he this [ __ ] said to me he goes you should try taking acting
00:53:52
classes man like truth bomb like I [ __ ] I could act I did a movie with you we were good you saw the scenes I se you
00:54:02
saw the scenes I can't wait for that to come out actually good scene that you
00:54:05
and I are in all right so right so in this Gap nobody helped me nobody you know I didn't I me didn't even know you
00:54:14
right Y and I was struggling in this business okay and now this is the new era of Bobby Lee all right so you have
00:54:21
to understand that in this Gap right no one helped me I was really depressed for
00:54:26
many many years I didn't really make a lot of money I thought my career was over and in this new thing is
00:54:32
Something's Happened where it's shifted a bit for me okay but you have to
00:54:36
understand that this comes with a little suspect I'm waiting for the rug to be
00:54:41
you know what I mean pulled underneath me yeah right the the the house to collapse right you always have that fear
00:54:48
right so when I go into any kind of relationship or any kind of business engagement there is you know I put my
00:54:54
walls up and there you know cuz I this whole thing I don't want that to happen
00:54:58
again all right give me those two cans I'm going to show you something Asians
00:55:00
in their wall okay I'm going to show you something just cuz he's better at
00:55:03
learning through visuals so this this is this this is the point in time that you're speaking about right yeah and
00:55:09
these are all the childhood before it they would go over here right and that Gap that was there between between this
00:55:14
point 2000 and and now yeah remember this Gap yeah okay so yeah in the event that that happens again yeah after this
00:55:24
little Bobby Lea fun time yeah wouldn't it be be nice to know you have friends
00:55:27
because that are real that thank you Rudy thank you for understanding let's let's back no because what you have to
00:55:34
understand is that at this point right I thought I had allies like your types we
00:55:41
weren't we were we never didn't we were never not allies you wait so you're
00:55:45
telling me that there's people during this time that spoke the same way you spoke okay and then when this happens
00:55:53
again right when this Gap happens again right where are you guys going to be and I'm
00:55:58
just protecting myself for that moment no you know what you know what I get I this is like the probably the most sort
00:56:03
of real vulnerableness I've ever seen from him so I'll say I understand that
00:56:08
thank you all right but all I can tell you is all I can do is do what I've been
00:56:13
doing yeah you know that's all I can do yeah and like you know at some point you
00:56:19
more than him I trust I think dude I do I do literally everything for you I testing you with
00:56:27
that St it's so annoying I do everything for you I do everything for you I just
00:56:31
wanted to see what your reaction was Cal true that wasn't true it was just a test
00:56:36
is it that right it's a bad test Bobby listen this listen I'll say this then as
00:56:41
your friend understanding all your trauma understanding all your weirdness I'm just telling you right now that I'm
00:56:47
going to continue to keep doing everything that I've done uhhuh and keep doing it until one day you can go all
00:56:54
right I trust you you're my friend uhuh you right that's all I can do okay and I
00:57:02
yeah I just feel like this has been an attack on me and I honestly yeah it's
00:57:06
all been I've been defensive the whole time no that's not true you attacked
00:57:09
Griff the first three seconds of the show that's joking I J yeah but your Jo
00:57:13
that's your defense mechanism all the time to deflect from being real about anything all right fine all right
00:57:20
anytime we get real he goes your knuckles you know you have some [ __ ] to say okay and I just was vulnerable here
00:57:26
vulnerability was was vulnerable here we still love you I love you tooo I love you as well pause I love you
00:57:33
as well Andrew Andrew I love you too I do I do okay well we love you all right yeah obviously let's just relax
00:57:45
everything fine yes it is fine everything is fine and we're glad and we're and we're glad that Griff came you
00:57:50
you need to go you checking your watch you're good it's just you know you know
00:57:53
what the problem is when you have one of these like spes you get all these notifications for [ __ ] that you know
00:57:58
well maybe you have so much hair there that's here we go and we're back we're
00:58:03
back maybe how has it been at the house R are you okay yeah is everything okay yeah um
00:58:09
everything's fine the construction is loud the dogs are wait you guys are staying at the house during the
00:58:15
construction yeah I thought you said you were going to go out he's cheap I have
00:58:18
too many animals and then it's like um I have a cat named Ming yeah and she's
00:58:22
peeing blood okay yeah so just put it it outside yeah no that's what you do put
00:58:28
that cat outside no no you put you put it down no that's I'm saying you put it
00:58:33
outside oh you don't put it outside let the outside take care of put outside um
00:58:38
I have to be honest with that should be handled on the streets I love I love nature bab I love Ming more than I love
00:58:43
some of my cousins all right I love my right I love my animal last night we spent a lot of
00:58:51
money to get her [ __ ] urinary checked analyzed she has a UTI I don't know we
00:58:56
had to get x-rays right we we went over there and it's shit's expensive how many
00:59:00
animals do you have now six oh Jesus I have six animals petting zoo at your I know and I you know I have a dog named
00:59:08
Remy we had knee surgery oral surgery all that stuff what do you ever can you ever can you guys start getting new dogs
00:59:16
no they they hold on to them forever and then they regenerate I'm saying like
00:59:19
they what we I don't know what you guys do it's freaky you you had dog for 25
00:59:23
years [ __ ] RoboCop dogs you know you know without my animals I think this Pand pandemic would be
00:59:31
couldn't agree more difficult I actually said that I love your dog I actually
00:59:34
said your dog is so cute I was like man without my dog has helped on on shitty days for some reason but are you
00:59:39
struggling I want to know how it is for you cuz Rudy doesn't get enough attention and love H she needs to she
00:59:46
needs to know that she are you struggling in the house no it's fine well let me show you something because
00:59:51
you're such a big hunter hunter fan we had somebody reach out to you to say hello to you
00:59:58
okay Rudy it's me Hoka from hun hun I just want to tell you you are the best I
01:00:07
think you are the coolest knife girl in the world Santino you're too angry cool
01:00:15
it out bro and you Barby R you're a crazy weird round squishy little man and
01:00:24
I love you I love you all wow that's Hoka from Hunter Hunter Isn't that cool it's cool that's
01:00:36
ahoka that's her favorite character I understand but who's doing the voice
01:00:40
there Hoka the real the guy that does it okay listen to it again is that really the real The Voice guy listen you can
01:00:46
tell is this like Cleveland on white guy doing it listen this is she knows it's
01:00:52
it's a listen ready this is youy it's you I just want to you all right here's
01:00:57
the real deal wait wait can we it's not me first of all it's not me yeah second
01:01:01
of all I tried to get the real Hoka I DMD Hoka for you I dm'd him and I and I
01:01:07
wrote in Japanese in Japanese I wrote him uh because I said a friend of ours is such a big fan it would mean the
01:01:14
world to us if you um if you could uh if you could be on the show and he said back to me in Japanese buzz
01:01:22
off buzz off did he really no but I did send him a DM I sent him a DM look I sent him a DM in
01:01:29
Japanese you can see it everybody can you roll the outakes please of Andrew filming it and the fun he was
01:01:35
having I that's not my voice but I have to say without umud Juliana it's
01:01:42
meoka having Rudy in the house has been a lifesaver I know huh she does everything she brings a lot of light she
01:01:49
does everything in the house so this so he's an endangered endangered servant is
01:01:52
that what you're saying no no we have we have Bargains I don't want to say that
01:01:55
as no we have a bargain she gets to sleep with in one of the good rooms are you like is it like Harry
01:02:01
Potter like are you under the stairs like yeah tonight you get to sleep on two bales of let me ask you something
01:02:07
are you happy with the room you're in have you walked around the house and been like this room would be better you
01:02:12
think you're in the better room is what I'm saying of the bought a [ __ ]
01:02:15
cabinet and [ __ ] hey hey hey you're supposed to do that stuff what else would she be doing yeah where she's
01:02:20
supposed to put her stuff yeah yeah she am I am I good uncle to you yes oh thank
01:02:26
you really very good uncle to her yeah but I mean what are you what else are you going to say right now
01:02:32
cuz Okay let me ask you this let me ask you this Juliana all right and since we're now because you've seen this
01:02:37
episode right I'm getting obliterated here that's not I'm getting obliterated
01:02:42
so let's oit since we're here right why don't you I'm going to give you the
01:02:48
opportunity to give me give me some criticism of how I could be better as an uncle to you in the house this is
01:02:55
wonderful yeah I love it you can start with like showering more things like that go ahead
01:03:01
um I think you can complain less oh [ __ ] hey hold it hold it what what do I complain about everything
01:03:11
everything okay hold it hold it there's got to be more um I think that you can
01:03:19
make our lives a bit easier with you not being dramatic wow I isn't she Lov is that is that is there more is
01:03:36
there more is there more keep going girl um you can um try to clean your mess and
01:03:44
not wait for others to help you get to his [Laughter] acting this is great keep going um
01:03:57
you're just getting started there's one that you're holding out and I know it
01:04:00
there's one that you really want to say you can say it he said you can say it go
01:04:05
ahead um I think you don't need to save your boogers okay for me because I try and do
01:04:16
my best in the house and then I respect you okay okay so just just to clarify um
01:04:24
just so when you say save his boogers yeah so you mean he digs in and then he brings them to you he collects them and
01:04:35
he tries to punish her with them that's a thing that he does go on go on have I
01:04:40
ever put a booger on you yeah oh yeah I have I have a bloody one one time on your
01:04:47
back this all the CH just one I know and I apologize for that it's okay it's not
01:04:53
a two booger minim is that it yeah okay I have some things I need to express as all that about rude oh yeah all right
01:04:59
all right don't be vindictive I'm not being vindictive what the [ __ ] what you
01:05:02
do what the [ __ ] do you think she was doing wait wait wait acknowledge what she said first I acknowledge it and I I
01:05:07
heard everything you said all right yeah but you're you can't get revenge right
01:05:10
away I'm not going to get revenge man yeah this is you're you're building up
01:05:13
no I just you know okay you know um every once in a while in the house I would like an ally you know because it's
01:05:23
I get ganged up on and and you no matter what Kila says you agree right no matter
01:05:30
what it is you know she could say something like Hitler was all right and she'd be like yeah uh Auntie Hitler was
01:05:39
all right she doesn't give a [ __ ] right um that's dope though she stands by kilo
01:05:44
she stands by like for instance today right I had some extra steak left over on my salad just hear me out all right
01:05:51
and I'm feeding them little chunks of steak just meat fresh meat who the dogs
01:05:55
the dogs yeah little leftovers you would you do the same I do do that I did it this morning exactly right and she comes
01:06:01
in all judgy like what are you doing I go I'm just and I go don't tell Kila I
01:06:07
did that huh it's too much you know what I mean I just want to say it right and I want to too much let
01:06:15
me say something to you little brat oh hey hey she didn't use any slurs no slurs she didn't attack you she could
01:06:23
have I know she could have right could have you w you little one is that better you little
01:06:28
sweet person sweet little one sweet little person and I want to say this is that like I I don't want to live I don't
01:06:34
want to feel like I'm being spied on right and I I I also don't like narcs
01:06:40
right and every once in a while you know I would just like you to like let things
01:06:44
pass every once in a while so I don't get in trouble all the time okay I have
01:06:48
a question do you have a secret agreement with Kila to to like watch over him no it's a blood packed did she
01:06:56
say to you hey when I'm not around no watch this [ __ ] yeah but she know but she knows she gets points from
01:07:02
Kila when she does yeah yeah that's what it is let me ask you another question
01:07:06
all right if I said right now hey you know what I want to stop by Starbucks and get a cup of coffee don't tell to
01:07:12
kala will you tell her maybe now I [Music] won't okay wait and what so are you
01:07:23
starting to see that you start to see the eror in that having a you got a BRI that's the thing Bri her yeah I gave her
01:07:30
a three what what's our contract two weeks two weeks without abuse abuse but
01:07:35
also give her some more money bribe her bribe her with money and stuff they like
01:07:40
money and stuff young young people want money she's not like that if I say hey
01:07:44
can I buy you some shoes I don't need it but if Kila bought her shoes it'd be
01:07:49
great but she just wants you to give her the money for the shoes so she can buy whatever she wants yeah anime and all
01:07:54
that [ __ ] that whatever ever she wants that's what she already [ __ ] knows
01:07:58
whatever she needs I'll get it for her you know that right yeah right do you do
01:08:03
you have an iPad yeah who got you that iPad you exactly yeah but don't rub it
01:08:08
in I'm not rubbing it in I'm just going to these are factual information I all
01:08:12
right well then don't say it's it's a rub it in tone you so your who pays for
01:08:16
your phone you exactly right but do I ever rub that in I never until now no exactly right but you forget about that
01:08:25
[ __ ] don't you hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you forget about that little
01:08:29
[ __ ] little [ __ ] don't you all right whatever you need if you said uh Uncle
01:08:34
TI I won Hunter Hunter season 19 you'll buy it I'll buy Hunter Hunter season 19
01:08:39
okay all right without using it against her I think this is fair what he's saying yeah yeah yeah you know he's
01:08:45
going to work on some of these things but you can't just immediately be like
01:08:49
you know I take col Bobby was drinking Starbucks and he gave the dogs always Nar on him you
01:08:57
don't always but there is there should be why why do you do it I only knark on
01:09:02
him when he does things the wrong way oh see there we go what okay what's give us
01:09:08
an example what's the wrong way the wrong way is what's the wrong way um when when he tried to give food
01:09:16
for the to the dogs I think it's the wrong way because the dogs are getting more spoiled MH and then the dogs are
01:09:24
asking okay so it's not Health thing no not a health thing but so this is like
01:09:28
an opinion thing though maybe so you ratted him out because you have a different
01:09:34
opinion and this is why I love you man you know that's smart thinking and that's the right approach so I'm just
01:09:40
want I'm just saying like very nice but let me tell you something yeah back me
01:09:44
up I'm going to split the difference no don't split the difference I'm this
01:09:47
right here this right here will dictate a lot between us all right so watch sure
01:09:54
of you thank you and I know uhhuh you probably do give the dogs an insane amount of
01:10:01
[ __ ] sometimes yeah because did she right you know what I'm saying yeah you want to go
01:10:06
to war no you want to go to war with me I'm saying Am I Wrong sometimes okay but
01:10:10
let me let me step in on this though why did you what why are you expecting less
01:10:15
yeah he got you an iPad he pays for your phone yeah he he said you living in a house he said he'll get season 19 of
01:10:23
Hunter Hunter whenever you want you're not even doing [ __ ] there's no equipment
01:10:26
over there so now you're telling me that when he does that for something else
01:10:32
you're like oh this is wrong so maybe you're spoiled uhoh wow oh [ __ ] maybe so
01:10:38
maybe you shouldn't get an iPad and you should start paying for your phone bill
01:10:42
maybe right oh shito Rudy Rudy Tito Andrew will pay for your phone okay I'm just saying you know
01:10:53
you guys Belong Together honestly they perfect you guys are perfect for each other I honestly cleans up his mess
01:10:59
Jules Jules Jules the honest truth since we're here since we're talking honesty
01:11:03
and being real the honest I I may I've always wanted to have a kid I really I I've always wanted one
01:11:13
and having you around the house gives me a glimpse of how great a kid would be because um let's get you a kid no I'm
01:11:20
just saying he's afraid why don't you have the [ __ ] up let me finish one my
01:11:24
[ __ ] compliment right and but if I ever have a kid I will want a kid just like you a you could adopt
01:11:31
adopt her she's [ __ ] 19 now well then you're good no child supp all the
01:11:37
[ __ ] kick her out whatever you need and I always tell her I go you know just when we're driving or whatever and
01:11:44
we're by ourselves I always say you know and what drives me crazy is cuz she has
01:11:49
a auntie Louisa right just don't roll your eyes right and in the car I asked
01:11:54
her just on the drive over here I go Who Do You Love More aune Louisa or me I knew her longer and she's family yeah
01:12:02
right I go but what has she done for you that's a diplomatic thing right there
01:12:06
but I don't like it she's no no longer that's blood yeah but I think that um
01:12:12
deep down inside I'm better for her and I love her more where's atie Louisa is
01:12:15
she back in the Philippines Yeah well yeah we don't need her anym but guess what Auntie Louisa is here come on out
01:12:21
Auntie L Jak uh I got late already you got Co tested yesterday today too every day oh for your TV shoot
01:12:33
yeah I got one Tuesday as well did you get one yeah about a few weeks back yeah have you ever gotten one nope shit's
01:12:41
terrible I hate it yeah I also they just kind of like they do probably a thousand
01:12:46
a day so they don't give a [ __ ] about your nostril they just got you know mean
01:12:50
as if they're turning but butter yeah like they're like they're whisking some
01:12:53
eggs for an omelet man it's just why can't they do blood don't they do blood
01:12:56
or no it's only in your nose yeah but it's like it's intrusive it they jam it
01:13:00
into the top and there's a chemical where there's like a chemical like it's
01:13:04
like a methy kind of chemical and and and you could and you sneeze every time I don't know if you I sneeze every time
01:13:09
did they ask you if you did you guys do the antibodies to see if you used to have it no I didn't do that I just I
01:13:15
just did the straight test see that's what I want to know because if you have
01:13:17
the antibodies then I'd be less nervous about traveling and all that stuff like
01:13:21
I would scare me less if I had it already so do you let me ask you about traveling do you have any dates lined up
01:13:25
or no I was going to do a college gig and then they made it virtual so I was like yes you got paid for a virtual gig
01:13:32
dude I want to do that so bad that's amazing it's college so it doesn't
01:13:35
matter but but but I haven't I I keep pushing him back same I just don't know
01:13:39
about getting on a plane and and a certain point too though you're like just like how much money is enough money
01:13:44
to be like okay I'll get on this plane and deal with the the the connection and
01:13:48
deal with like you know what I mean yeah but I feel like I first of all fly direct always it just depends on some of
01:13:54
these places man ion I do that was the thing I did last year I said I'm not going to go if I can't get there one way
01:13:58
if I can't just land in the city and get there by car close I'm not going to go
01:14:02
drive stop twice Drive I can't do it anymore I it just wears on you by the way did you see the guy who killed bin
01:14:09
Bin Laden he got he posted a picture of him on a plane not wearing a mask and said I'm not a [ __ ] did you see that
01:14:16
well listen here's the problem Delta banned him from their flights and uh the
01:14:21
irony of this whole thing that many people explained in the thread but this is what the internet does right away
01:14:25
they're like [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] what an [ __ ] who cares if you kill B lad
01:14:29
that's a dick move he's making an a military joke when you look at the photo
01:14:35
I'll bring it up he's sitting on a Delta flight a guy next to him uh Bin Laden
01:14:42
killer no won't wear mask he a guy sit next him was wearing a USMC shirt uh Marine Corps shirt right here he's
01:14:51
wearing a uh a Marine Corps hat sorry US Marine and and see it's he wrote he
01:14:55
tweeted I'm not a [ __ ] but he probably did have a mask and he was just making a
01:15:00
joke that's the joke right so he's making a military joke about the Marines
01:15:04
right that was what the thread turned into by this time his wife had made him delete the Tweet because she's like you
01:15:10
went viral why did what did you do like it's all over the place yeah he shows
01:15:14
her what he did thinking it's a joke and Delta now bans him from flights yeah
01:15:18
because it says I'm not a [ __ ] he had a mask you know he just took it off to
01:15:21
take the photo cuz he thought that was funny it's all of this stuff is getting
01:15:24
out of hand isn't that [ __ ] crazy though it's out of hand also also ballsy
01:15:29
moved by Delta Banning the guy that killed Bin Laden he might come back after your ass I'm not messing with a
01:15:34
Bin Laden killer it's like it's a sort of like yeah he wasn't by himself by the
01:15:38
way on the flight no when he killed Ben Li yeah he didn't fly he didn't fly
01:15:42
there on like a Southwest he just happened to be the guy that walked in the room he was the first one I know but
01:15:48
I've seen the movie like he you act you act like it's not insanely hard to kill
01:15:53
it's difficult I I would I I would have killed all the kids in the house before
01:15:56
I could been L you would have killed yourself first yeah I would and it shot my [ __ ] face you know what I mean
01:16:01
Bobby we're going in yeah yeah I would have been dead first my that's not my point and and and
01:16:07
I thank you for him for doing it but I'm just saying that he was with a bunch of
01:16:11
guys with the little light thing and it's a bad joke he's like I this is a
01:16:16
bad joke or this thing is going on here this is a bad joke this Griff gri [ __ ] you Griff all right
01:16:24
I'm just saying but this is a bad J the problem with this is now you know the
01:16:28
internet gets a hold of things they create their own narrative but ban him from Delta ban him for making one small
01:16:33
stupid joke that's a little over the top yeah we are not going to stop people
01:16:38
from wearing masks he's probably wear wor a some people are going to wear it
01:16:42
some people are AR I'm now in a point of view is go ahead don't wear a mask but
01:16:48
I'm gonna I'm going to wear one yeah but I think you should I just think this is
01:16:51
him thinking it's a funny thing he should have just sent this as a text to his friend listen not to the [ __ ]
01:16:57
internet I hate wearing a mask just like I don't always like wearing a seat belt
01:17:01
or I always don't like have you know the things that you have to do doesn't
01:17:04
bother me I hate it I can't stand it it's just you know but is it because
01:17:08
your ears are wide far apart there we go there we go are you happy I love it go stop going stop no you do have a big
01:17:16
head but go ahead but what is it he it said is bigger than mine proportion to his body yeah proportion wise you're
01:17:21
right you're right that is true okay he's like he's like a yellow it's it's
01:17:26
still bigger like if somebody peed on the ground and they roll they roll it into
01:17:30
a if ant's head bigger promotion to his body still your head's still bigger okay
01:17:36
tell me why you don't like wearing a [ __ ] mask I'm say I don't like
01:17:38
wearing a mask but at the same time too I also don't like the energy people give
01:17:42
you about when you don't have a mask on I think that is part of the problem too
01:17:46
big time you know it's like the people that like you know you know like yo yo
01:17:52
mind your [ __ ] business I say I say just put it on like no but I'm saying you know like you but let's
01:17:58
say you walk sometimes you forget like I got [ __ ] Mas you mean you're walking
01:18:02
and and then somebody might hit you with a like I I went to like go through like
01:18:06
a coffee bean drive-thru I'm in the Drive-Thru you know and I get up to pay and the guy slams The Thing shut you
01:18:13
know he's like and just the way he was acting you know then you get it you go
01:18:21
yeah [ __ ] give me my [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what I mean I just can't like it
01:18:25
didn't have to be so demonstrative to not wear one it just makes it a whole thing where he just be like you know hey
01:18:31
we need to wear you know sure he could have been a little bit nicer that's all
01:18:34
I'm saying people can be a little bit that's you're F what is it coffee bean
01:18:39
yeah you go you go through Jack in the Box they're like take off the mask man
01:18:42
no one gives a [ __ ] over here understand you're in a drivethru you don't think oh
01:18:44
maybe I don't need this and so you know it's not like I was like I'm not I'm not
01:18:48
trying to be like a i Haven in a drivethru i some drive-throughs are like yeah you got to wear a mask to cuz they
01:18:54
wear them and just take it through the window and I don't come near them no there some places so but I'm saying it's
01:18:59
not crazy that I didn't have the mask on right it's not like I'm walking into a
01:19:03
[ __ ] you know Rudy is an anti-masker antia anti- mask she says that all the time
01:19:08
she go I don't wear mask anti yeah you don't it she's very uh adamant about it
01:19:14
okay Griff's gonna sign off the show for us look inside that single camera and
01:19:18
say thank you for know what you're going to do you're just going to cut it off
01:19:20
[ __ ] you why what are you talking about every time you guys call me you're like
01:19:22
okay Griff do this and then you hang up on me will you just look at the camer fuing do it look at the Griff Griff I'm
01:19:29
out wow wow wow the disrespect disrespectful the disrespect anyway thank you for for being a bad
01:19:38
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Episode Highlights

  • Korean Tendencies
    A light-hearted discussion about cultural identity and friendship dynamics.
    “I’m Korean, I’m Korean!”
    @ 01m 26s
    August 24, 2020
  • Competitive Gaming Drama
    Tensions rise as accusations of competitiveness and exclusion in gaming emerge.
    “You don’t want to play with me?”
    @ 08m 14s
    August 24, 2020
  • Bobby's Podcast Dilemma
    Bobby reveals his struggles with podcasting and relationships, leading to a hilarious exchange.
    “You always have a good excuse!”
    @ 17m 40s
    August 24, 2020
  • The Seat Switch
    A humorous recount of a flight seat switch that took 17 years to resolve.
    “I’ll switch seats with you!”
    @ 19m 23s
    August 24, 2020
  • Bobby's Smoking Confession
    Bobby opens up about his smoking habits and health concerns, leading to a heartfelt discussion.
    “I’m beginning to feel things in my body.”
    @ 31m 41s
    August 24, 2020
  • Hypnosis Agreement
    A plan is set for a hypnosis session to help quit smoking.
    “You’re going to do a hypnosis session next week on air.”
    @ 37m 32s
    August 24, 2020
  • Friendship Tensions
    A discussion reveals underlying tensions and misunderstandings in their friendship.
    “Why do you always have that assumption of ill intent?”
    @ 41m 28s
    August 24, 2020
  • The Darkest Years
    Bobby reflects on the darkest years of his life and career struggles.
    “This Gap right here was the darkest years of my life.”
    @ 53m 30s
    August 24, 2020
  • Vulnerability Unveiled
    Bobby opens up about his fears and struggles with trust in relationships.
    “I’ve been defensive the whole time.”
    @ 57m 06s
    August 24, 2020
  • A Glimpse of Parenthood
    Bobby expresses his desire for a child, inspired by his time with Juliana.
    “Having you around gives me a glimpse of how great a kid would be.”
    @ 01h 11m 15s
    August 24, 2020
  • A Heartfelt Compliment
    Bobby shares a touching sentiment about wanting a child like Juliana.
    “If I ever have a kid, I will want a kid just like you.”
    @ 01h 11m 28s
    August 24, 2020
  • Mask Debate
    A discussion about the discomfort and social pressure of wearing masks.
    “I also don't like the energy people give you about when you don't have a mask on.”
    @ 01h 17m 44s
    August 24, 2020

Episode Quotes

  • You look like a fat tennis playing panda!
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  • I’m being strategic about life.
    Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends
  • Hypnotherapy is like magic.
    Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends
  • I happen to love you so much, man.
    Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends
  • I love you as well.
    Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends
  • It's like it's intrusive, they jam it into the top.
    Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends

Key Moments

  • Cultural Identity01:26
  • Hypnotherapy Introduction30:15
  • Friendship Conflicts41:22
  • Heartfelt Connection51:18
  • Childhood Trauma53:02
  • Vulnerability56:03
  • Traveling Concerns1:13:24
  • Delta Ban1:14:18

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