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you two are bad friends who are these
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two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are
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disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends Eric lost weight but he's
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got still you know he's got like nice
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titties like droopy titties you know
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what I mean before they were like fat
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but now they're like it's good to see
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you too Bobby hi it's form what am I
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doing here you're not going to say
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you're not going to say hi to our no
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first I just have to comment on the way
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we just had to open up [ __ ] talk you
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look skinny but also got little titties
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listen I'm not done yet you know cuz you
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lose 25 lbs don't you lost 25 looks good
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look it it's crooked just like his dick
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you don't know what my dick looks like
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guys I make assumptions I make
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assumptions yeah that's your problem
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your assumptions you make assumptions
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too Ser you make Ser assumptions wait so
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when somebody doesn't text you back ever
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that's a do I text you back you te you
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you here's here's the only time you text
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me back when I common problem when I
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call and I bother you enough that you'll
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finally text me back yeah but it's
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always business it's never like I hate
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it when you're like how you
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doing you don't like it when I say hello
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to you no it's said hello it's just like
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you know you know friendship kind of
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things like like just trying to see how
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your well-being that's kind he don't
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like that kind of [ __ ] I know he it has
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to be about making money y then he'll
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get back to you I'm Korean I'm Korean oh
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now you Korean Korean that's the Korean
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way Kore you haven't been Korean since
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we met yes I've been Korean the whole
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time I have Korean Tendencies You Know
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Korean so let's let's let's H let's hash
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out some bad friends beef all right
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right you you two you haven't called you
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haven't texted I know you haven't
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responded to Griff he's the worst and he
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wants to know why okay so um I'm going
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to let you know that um go [ __ ] man
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creature of the night I'll tell you that
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right now in my nightmares I see that in
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the by the pond where the [ __ ] let me
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tell you I got Griff a job you did but
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he didn't take it what what was the job
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you want to talk about it first of all
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let me know let's let's get resolve ours
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first and then we'll we'll go to that
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well ours is funny Mine by you saying
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that right I get it he's that type of
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guy oh my God see what I'm saying he you
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you hand him you hand him gold right and
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he and he he pushes it away I took the
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pl the gold I did that job the job that
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he offered no no no the one that the
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your job no no I'm talking about his job
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oh this is [ __ ] why I didn't do this
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yeah gold is [ __ ] no no no no they
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wanted me to sh gold is [ __ ] they
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you didn't do they would have made you
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shave too here's why I I didn't do it
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not because of the shave thing they
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didn't even offer that part to me oh he
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literally was like hey we need a boss
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figure yeah did I get a
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job really yeah did you get me a job for
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that do you want to play this game Let's
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Play The Game of Life I like The Game of
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Life the life you sold a show and I move
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and I moved three different times in the
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podcast so you could sell a show and you
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could have some time off and you can get
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stuff done so yeah you have three jobs
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you did a cooking show downtown two days
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ago you're doing another one in a week
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you just sold your show to ABC and fox
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and CBS and CW and lifetime Discovery
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history I don't know who else bought the
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show but you sold it to everybody up the
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river there's a little bit of a bidding
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war yeah there is all right so don't
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have to rub that in my face so no I'm
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not getting you job because you've
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gotten plenty of jobs I'm just saying
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that I want the job too what was the job
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there's no monkeys in this one is what
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you're saying see and that's what I'm
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talking about and that's where our
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fiction is because I did a show 10 years
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ago there a monkey in it all
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right now let's resolve this right so
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then now I'm on no this is what
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irritated me go ahead so now I'm playing
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war zone with some of the guys right and
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they're they're playing they're on
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Twitch and um one of the guys I'll just
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say his name Ry yeah your your boy my
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boy yeah hey um hey Bob you have a
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problem with Eric is that how he talks
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yeah that's the way he sounds to me I go
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I don't have a problem with him I love
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him he goes well some of the fans are
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saying that he's complaining that our
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their friendship is over our friendship
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is over first of all that's not true I
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know but that's what the [ __ ] people
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said on the [ __ ] comment session by
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the way I'm not going to say anything
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more I'm going to let you finish cuz I'm
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going need the floor all right all right
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go ahead all right fine he's going to
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filibuster mhm yeah right I'm just going
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to let you know when he did this I
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realized that all the weight lost from
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his body but not his knuckles he's got
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hairy ugly [ __ ] Knuckles and look at
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the hair bushed up on his wrist you
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can't just make fun of him the whole
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time you have to explain your side of
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the story cuz he's going to get his know
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this really irritating me right now his
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knuckles are irritating CU you look like
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a fat tennis playing Panda right now
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that's what you look like all right and
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a and a gay one too
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enough enough it looks like Bobby goes
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home and he takes hair off like this
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that's funny what a day I've had you're
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the one Mr Potato had I talk about
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putting things on you know I mean you
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look like Mr Potato go on with your
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[ __ ] story all right so don't
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[ __ ] tell me about detachments on all
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right there we go all right I'm
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listening okay so here we go so um then
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I got irritated because all these he's
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obviously then I ask I go and and and
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Remy goes he's complaining about on his
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twitch about your relationship and I'm
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like [ __ ] that did you listen did you
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listen to the to the audio I don't
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listen to audio I listen to it I listen
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to hearsay I listen to it yeah he does
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you did yeah I listened to it okay it
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wasn't really complaining what was it no
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but that's his thing it saying Bobby
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doesn't want to play with me obviously
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because I've tried to reach out and play
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he's so competitive
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me he's he's doing bets he's like watch
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guys I'm going to put a bet online
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K and then you rub it in my face I hate
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it can I say what it I'm I figured this
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all out I'm going to squash this right
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now asz we're all cuz we're all good
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friends yeah go I know exactly what this
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is don't let him have his point of view
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no I know what this is no I'm going to
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have my point of view he
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is did you introduce yourself to my
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niece by the way this is your niece yes
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it's a niece Hey listen blink at me if
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you're
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okay that's funny hey go ahead here's
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the problem I figured it out you don't
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like it that he's a good player he's not
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a good player you said he gets more
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kills than you at the pressure I don't
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you said he got more kills than you
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listen yeah who gets more kills I am so
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much better at that game than you I've
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gotten so much better but that's what
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this is of course it Bobby hates that
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you know like that he's good you love
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that I was bad you wanted to play with
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me again and again and when you're on
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Twitch he he has to be the funniest guy
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on the twitch too I know I you know he's
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got to be the one like he's got to have
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the snappy jokes and if you say anything
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he's like I don't like this cuz
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everybody's no one's laughing at me now
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is part of this true Bob yeah no it's
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not none of that is true and I have my
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own defense thank you well let him have
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his floor now go ahead okay here's the
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thing that is not true here's the
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problem right now I send all the fans to
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this guy that Bobby won with so now
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we're friends with him right all right
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so we we're playing all the time him and
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I and his brother and then all of a
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sudden it just stops okay then the fans
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keep asking where's Bobby why isn't
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Bobby playing and I go I don't know and
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then I look you're still playing with
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them every day I look on his twitch and
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his YouTube it's you and Steve are
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playing but I was told from Steve
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doesn't want to stream but he can stream
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with him what would you feel like if
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you're told if you're told oh no we
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don't want to do this and then you see
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him doing with a stranger a [ __ ]
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you don't even know a [ __ ] you
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don't even [ __ ] know you're playing
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with every single day and and then check
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this out and then check this out then
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we're playing I don't know his last day
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but I know him yeah where does he live
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no Andrew Andrew and we're playing right
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in the middle of I'm playing with that
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kid too and they go oh we just got
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invites from Bobby I'm looking on my
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thing let me see if I got an invite no
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so all I'm saying is this if you don't
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want to play with me yeah just be a
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[ __ ] man and be like yeah I don't
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want to play with you that's all you
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have to say I don't want to play with
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you I wish you would have just done that
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I'm doing it now I wish you would have
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just done that but see now but I'll play
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tonight no no no you want to play
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tonight [ __ ] you all right [ __ ] you I
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love you that's all I
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I love you though B let me tell you this
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I never had a it's like you don't want
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to do everything with every friend like
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I don't drink alcohol right so this
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[ __ ] don't want to hang out at
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me at a bar you know we hang out outside
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of a bar yeah so it's like so for you
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you might be like well I don't want to
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play with him because of whatever your
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reasons I don't have a problem with it
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but what I can't stand is the twitch
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Community they know because they're like
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well Bobby's playing with everybody else
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yeah you know they're like uh you know
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and I just don't get that you know and
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then I try like I've reached out to
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Steve a thousand times yeah and this
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[ __ ] won't get back to me over
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some nonsense so I'm like what's up with
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you guys yeah yeah it's not me though
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well that's not you certainly didn't
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help the side is no it's it's hearsay
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and conjecture exactly okay it's heand
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conjecture and I tried I try I reach out
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to try to figure the [ __ ] out there's no
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nothing to figure out if you you you
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there's nothing to figure out yeah oh
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there is I'm going to tell you why all
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right you know this now here we go know
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this
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you know what you know what I kind of
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like assertive body he's turning into
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that dictator behind
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him know this for a fact my friend tell
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me all right is is that if I really had
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a problem with you I will let you know I
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don't know if that's true yeah that's
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true okay I've had problems with you in
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the past yes and I've given her I I I
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don't have problems but here's the thing
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and I and I I talked to my therapist I'm
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a Loner and I don't like communicating
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it's just who I am because of my trauma
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in the pass I'm not using it as here go
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oh here we go what what my dad used to
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play golf on my body let me let me count
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my dad used to play golf on my body let
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me count down to the molestation
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reference you know what I mean Koreans
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Koreans are good golfers though very
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good very good golfers are they they
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don't fix they don't fix divots but
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they're good golfers yeah we don't wait
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so let's be real here what's a
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div the thing on the ground yes yeah
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that's your job that's what your job my
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job is if you have a problem with the
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divots you push it down with your little
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hand no no no when you're when after you
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hit the ball you fix the divot you fix
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your mistake this is just like they
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don't have a problem see this makes
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sense this makes sense theore Koreans
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leave messes for other people to clean
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up problem with we don't have a problem
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with it we like div it's just like put
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your [ __ ] hand on the div we enjoy
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them that's the way we make them we like
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the little [ __ ] grass coming up like
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that like no no no you know what it's
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just like a it's just like a Korean
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barbecue restaurant they want you to do
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everything yeah you cook cook you me
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they bring the food bring hey here cook
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the [ __ ] we're letting you [ __ ]
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experience in the experience my friend
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so we want you to cook it you you know
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why they do that they do that so we
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can't complain that's exactly right what
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can you say I did it I paid for it yeah
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all right so let's so I don't have a
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problem with you okay good all right and
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I called you last night did I not yeah
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only because you knew I was coming here
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today you didn't want this [ __ ] to be
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awkward what he was like you didn't want
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this [ __ ] to be awkward I know you dude
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no you know why I called you today yeah
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last night why I talked to my therapist
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okay all right and she's like what's the
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problem I go is this step seven is that
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no this is not has nothing to do with it
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that's [ __ ] hilarious you're shaming
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you're shaming my
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recovery because I have 10 months of
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sobriety and no one said congratulations
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can you hand me the little violin please
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no one said congratulations 10 months of
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sobriety congratulations you know why
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cuz 10 months is not enough we need like
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we need like two years before we can be
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like it's a year a year is a 10 months
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all right you're right yeah that's my
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bad that's my bad I can't say days don't
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you get a chip at a year we've been here
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before yeah you know what I mean okay
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yeah I relapsed I relapsed I have
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problems okay no no no you're getting
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you're you're fine I don't have a
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problem with you all right okay good
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Bobby let's just throw that out there
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but you wait wait can you can you at
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least understand if if we're playing all
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the time and then it just stops and then
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all these people keep asking you know
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and then they like us together like you
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know they keep I want I love it when you
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and Steve and Bobby and con and then it
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just it stops and then I'm like hey
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what's going on nobody will say anything
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to me the [ __ ] St don't even respond
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to me anymore and then like you're
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playing every day with these strangers
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so what am I supposed to think what am I
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supposed to think think this my juge
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headed friend why does it always have to
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be some kind of defensive that's why
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okay okay you're very handsome for your
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type Bobby oh wow for your type you're
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very handsome as shitty as you are to me
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yeah you know I'm there for you whenever
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I know okay I mean your type you
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Reverend Al Jackson I mean he's the
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better looking out of the the types wait
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a minute yeah are you are you
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saying you know what I by the way yeah
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don't think you getting off scott free
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with this [ __ ] right here yeah yeah
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you got problems too yeah you know what
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this is like by the way you vent toward
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him now you know what I realized you
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guys you remember the Godfather you
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remember the Godfather uh so the co Don
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[ __ ] has the meeting with all the Don
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yeah you know and he and he's in the car
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and Sunny's like well what he wants to
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do and coron says it wasn't until now
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that I knew who the our true enemy is it
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was tatalia yeah you tatalia no I'm not
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you're Talia I'm Sano Corone that's my
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name I died at a toway you're either
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tatalo or Fredo no you're Fredo fro
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Fredo Fredo you're Fredo you going to
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kick me out on the boat and shoot me in
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the back of the head yes Steve is sunny
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he's a [ __ ] hotthead no I'm Sunny I'm
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Sunny I'm I'm notal Talia because you're
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a betrayer of you're like you're like a
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Godfather through you're the guy with
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the glasses [ __ ] hooded man ships
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must sail in the same direction that's
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you yeah because I'm setting you up to
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get killed by the other boat that's
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right I'm setting you both up I'm
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setting you both up to drowned baby oh
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yeah yeah you're both going down this is
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why this the whole podcast happened
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because of this guy right here you put
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us against each other I didn't put oh
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yeah D we go now get that out yeah yeah
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this this guy betrayed our trust yeah he
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you and I were supposed to do we to do
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one and then this guy comes in Talia
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right oh really oh really why didn't
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that happen
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guys I love it go ahead why didn't
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happen tell us why why didn't you guys
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do a show because you have an
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aggressiveness about time out that show
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was supposed to happen four years ago
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wait wait wait wait the same one that he
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also said he was going to do with you
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four years ago that's another issue too
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by the way Bobby's the kind of guy he to
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it's like big brother he's got alliances
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with like everybody in the house yeah
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you just don't want to get kicked off
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the island I'm the middle man you're the
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little man no I'm the middle man you're
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the little man I'm a little man as I'm a
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little man as well all right you're the
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little in high school in high school I
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was friends with the jocks the Goths the
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Nerds right the the the heshers right
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the what the heshers the who the guys
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with the long hair the heavy metaler
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guys never heard of hher before life I
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thought that was like a drug reference
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or something right I was friends with
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The Faculty why were you friend real why
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and why were you friends with everybody
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because I play I'm in the middle dude
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you play the game I play the game of
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life you play the game I play the play
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no you play the game to make sure that
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you're safe you protect me prot me prot
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winner I'm Survivor and a winner no yeah
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I won and a coward you know what you are
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and a coward yeah how am I a coward
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that's like cowardly my because you
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could have just said hey you know I
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think you're too competitive I don't
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want to play with you I prefer to play
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with these other kids you could have
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said that but you let me go on and on
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and on maliciousness it's maliciousness
00:15:46
on your part me yeah yeah how am I
00:15:49
malicious you're what you do is you rub
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in people's faces oh by the way by the
00:15:53
way we used to play FIFA all the time
00:15:55
right yeah let me tell you something
00:15:56
about Bobby he's a sore loser M but he's
00:15:59
a worst winner why okay he used to he
00:16:04
would beat if he beat me he would send
00:16:06
pictures of the players of the other
00:16:09
team send like 10 15 pictures hey this
00:16:12
is who beat you this is the guy so don't
00:16:14
get me started right now right don't act
00:16:16
like you're like an angel on the other
00:16:18
yes you did I did but you know why he
00:16:20
stopped you know why he stopped doing
00:16:21
that and I got to find this picture CU
00:16:23
he didn't know how to work Photoshop and
00:16:25
I did so there was this picture of a
00:16:26
player with holding a baby you which one
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was and I put his face on the baby it it
00:16:32
was it was um Torres yes yeah from
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Liverpool lipo when he played for
00:16:36
Liverpool us to play Fernando Torres and
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there was a photo where he was holding a
00:16:40
baby but then he put my face on the baby
00:16:44
and that almost ended our relationship
00:16:46
because I don't know how to I didn't
00:16:47
know how to use
00:16:49
phot how did they do that yeah but Bobby
00:16:51
had pay some kid $1,500 to do it you
00:16:53
don't know how to use Photoshop now Bob
00:16:55
yes I do no you don't I don't but I
00:16:57
don't but don't call me out all right
00:16:59
you don't you don't have a computer go
00:17:01
to him again no see he's trying to go to
00:17:03
him again the point the point is you
00:17:06
broke up the band yeah no dude you
00:17:08
neither of you were you know what
00:17:10
neither of you got your instruments
00:17:11
together that was the problem you guys
00:17:12
wanted to make a band and you never got
00:17:13
the instruments okay Yoko you know what
00:17:15
I mean okay let me tell you something
00:17:17
that [ __ ] is still alive making money
00:17:19
and everybody else is dead so who won
00:17:21
huh high five
00:17:22
rude yeah yeah so yeah so Eric and I
00:17:25
were supposed to do a podcast we talked
00:17:27
about it for many years ye many many
00:17:29
years well let's not go into this
00:17:31
because then something else happened
00:17:33
yeah you know tell me what happened the
00:17:35
next thing you know the next thing you
00:17:36
know he's like he's got this podcast
00:17:38
with his girlfriend you know and then he
00:17:40
always has a good excuse I needed to do
00:17:41
this to save my relationship you know
00:17:43
what I mean and then and then that goes
00:17:45
on right and then now this one comes you
00:17:47
know Bobby called me one time and it was
00:17:49
like so hilarious he he just got out of
00:17:53
rehab and he's like and he's pouring it
00:17:55
on he's like you know my the thing my
00:17:57
father and you know and's he's going
00:17:59
under he's like you know and and I go
00:18:00
Bobby I go Bobby shut the [ __ ] up you're
00:18:02
just trying to make me feel bad because
00:18:03
you're going to do that [ __ ] podcast
00:18:04
with Andrew right you know that that he
00:18:07
he tries to manipulate he tries to both
00:18:09
of y'all are
00:18:10
manipulative wow I'm seeing it now for
00:18:13
the first time yeah you guys deserve
00:18:15
each other call manipul you call it
00:18:17
manipulation right I call it strategy my
00:18:19
friend H I'm being strategic about life
00:18:21
I'm being strategic about at the end of
00:18:23
the day you know my heart do I yeah you
00:18:25
do all right you do my you know my heart
00:18:27
better than you know his heart he
00:18:29
actually calls me just out the BL not
00:18:31
about business hey Eric how you doing
00:18:34
Griff how's how's life how's how's when
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I gave you that seat on that plane that
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one time you mean 15 years
00:18:41
ago and you gave it to me you gave me
00:18:43
the seat what what where where were you
00:18:46
going so we were in um Abu Dhabi no we
00:18:49
were yeah we were coming home let me let
00:18:50
me tell cuz he does tell the story right
00:18:52
all right we're coming home yeah it's a
00:18:55
15h hour flight all right Bobby he's
00:18:58
trying to big ball so he goes and pays
00:19:01
for a first class seat okay and then in
00:19:05
in the coach he's going like that
00:19:08
bye bye
00:19:11
everybody credit card
00:19:15
bounces credit card's done so he has to
00:19:18
come back but he don't want to sit in
00:19:20
his seat that he was sitting in right so
00:19:23
I [ __ ] I said I I'll switch seats
00:19:24
with you why why why'd you do that
00:19:26
because he's a nutcase yeah and it's
00:19:28
better to make him comfortable for the
00:19:31
entire plane yep you know you understand
00:19:34
what I'm saying he gave you his seat
00:19:36
yeah I know and what was your response
00:19:37
oh he was supposed to get me a manager
00:19:39
and that happened 17 years
00:19:43
later 17 years later I was with CA I got
00:19:47
you an agent you didn't do [ __ ] I got me
00:19:49
the [ __ ] agent but I'm said I'm the
00:19:51
one that set it up right yeah but it at
00:19:52
that point it was easy it doesn't matter
00:19:54
though did I not do it when I say
00:19:56
something I come through 17 years ler if
00:19:57
it's two Dees later
00:19:59
later I will come through good so that's
00:20:01
please stop holding on to that the whole
00:20:03
seat thing okay all right I tried to
00:20:05
tell people too I said the first time we
00:20:06
met but I tried to tell people the first
00:20:08
time we met I know we when we met at the
00:20:10
comedy store you mean the first time
00:20:12
that we you actually acknowledge that I
00:20:14
existed and I was a comedian when you
00:20:16
first met me at that when you were doing
00:20:17
that Amed Amed thing in [ __ ] Orange
00:20:19
County oh yeah you you've been a
00:20:21
nightmare since I first met you not how
00:20:24
you remind me of this yeah yeah yeah did
00:20:26
you I don't think you were was he around
00:20:28
he wasn't even you weren't even around
00:20:29
but yeah but dude this guy Amed could
00:20:31
get a show like anywhere yeah he used to
00:20:34
sell out stuff right no no no he would
00:20:36
get a show and get the people to pay we
00:20:37
were paying people ,000 to do like 20
00:20:39
minutes of comedy in in uh in Orange
00:20:42
County how he was just he was able to
00:20:45
push tickets I I don't know what the
00:20:47
restaurant told us that they were making
00:20:49
money off the show because people would
00:20:51
come on a Wednesday night anyways this
00:20:53
guy shows up a men's not even there
00:20:56
instantly as soon as he gets there well
00:20:57
he don't know where to park car the
00:20:59
show's I don't like the show he's a he's
00:21:01
getting on I had to call him man to go
00:21:03
I'm going to kill this little
00:21:06
[ __ ] I'm swear to God I'm going
00:21:08
to kill him I I had to go get his car
00:21:10
yeah drive his car around behind a bush
00:21:13
I think at one point yeah yeah welcome
00:21:14
to every day on this
00:21:17
show all I'm the bad guy he called me
00:21:20
you know what he said last time guy you
00:21:21
know he said last guy just impossible to
00:21:22
work ah there's no parking I go there's
00:21:24
a spot right on the street I don't want
00:21:26
to I don't park on the street he doesn't
00:21:28
Park that piece of [ __ ] Prius on the
00:21:30
street that piece of [ __ ] that's been
00:21:31
hit a thousand times Rudy knows it's
00:21:33
insane so he goes I'm going to par I'm
00:21:35
going to park back there wherever I go
00:21:36
we can't park back that right now it's
00:21:37
funny you know he spends more money on
00:21:40
skins in Call of Duty than yes than to
00:21:43
fix this [ __ ] car
00:21:45
know he's wear a $9,000 shirt and his
00:21:47
car is worth
00:21:50
four no but we're fine all right I'm
00:21:54
sweating now but it's love yes it's pure
00:21:56
love I wish you just would have been
00:21:58
more
00:21:59
I didn't know you never told me the
00:22:01
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00:22:03
that you weren't doing that thing and I
00:22:04
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00:22:06
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month did you quit smoking no I didn't
00:24:24
do you want toit I'm to say this do you
00:24:26
want to quit I've I've cut down to four
00:24:28
a day four cigarettes a day yes or packs
00:24:31
yeah four cigarettes a day is this true
00:24:32
rude I don't smoke that much yeah really
00:24:35
don't look at him before you say it you
00:24:37
I know you look at her when I ask her
00:24:38
question she does you think that you
00:24:39
think that I have an ally in the house
00:24:41
she's an Al this one right here is a rat
00:24:43
this one right here everything I had to
00:24:45
hide from her Rudy but is he smoking
00:24:47
more than for a day no when they go to
00:24:49
bed you're not smoking more no okay but
00:24:52
I don't understand you got off The Vape
00:24:54
cuz you said The Vape was bad for you
00:24:55
and then you went to the thing that's
00:24:57
even worse yeah why did you switch back
00:24:59
it's like I can't even no you have to I
00:25:01
I don't even want to even address it but
00:25:03
I will yeah please please and I want to
00:25:05
get real for a second okay this is all
00:25:07
fun in games okay you're pointing
00:25:10
fingers and you're talking about my
00:25:12
frailties and my Character
00:25:14
defects no don't do that don't do that
00:25:17
friend okay your Character defects okay
00:25:20
and um I have a lot yeah yeah yeah I'm a
00:25:24
broken man we we all have flaws do me a
00:25:27
favor you have a at this point right now
00:25:29
can you put on the screen all of his
00:25:31
failures we'll scroll it right here
00:25:33
we'll scroll it right here like one of
00:25:34
those albums for
00:25:36
1995 please sign up today Universal
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Music Studios presents Bobby Bobby Lee's
00:25:43
failures and it's just him I'm a
00:25:47
smoker sorry go and I don't want to
00:25:49
reiterate and go back in the past
00:25:50
because I'm over it but um you know last
00:25:54
year I had some problems uh I got sober
00:25:57
again and um you know I was smoking weed
00:26:01
and I quit and I was just like I don't
00:26:03
want to go back to vaping because it was
00:26:05
hurting my neck every time I smoke a
00:26:06
vape it hurts my neck my neck gets
00:26:09
really stiff I don't know what there's
00:26:11
just something about it that [ __ ] me up
00:26:12
it's probably because it's like a
00:26:13
sausage so when you smoke a sausage you
00:26:17
think my neck is like a sausage well it
00:26:18
swells up yeah like a mosqu sausage it
00:26:21
goes like you know what I mean it just
00:26:22
gets a little like some L like some
00:26:24
lanissa you know if you're a Filipino up
00:26:27
therea
00:26:28
go ahead am man [ __ ] you okay I have a
00:26:31
Korean
00:26:32
neck what is what is a Korean neck it's
00:26:34
sausage like aren't they usually like
00:26:36
skinny tiny people they're usually like
00:26:37
in great shape there's two types there's
00:26:39
a skinny tin and the sausage one the
00:26:41
other one and the sausage one okay so
00:26:43
[ __ ] you like a safe fell on him
00:26:46
and oh a piano a
00:26:49
piano yeah okay here we go all right
00:26:53
first of all I'm much older than both of
00:26:55
you by the way not how old are you I'm
00:26:57
48 oh you're the same age we the same
00:26:59
age that's my bad anywh who um so The
00:27:03
Vaping was hurting my neck and so I you
00:27:06
know I when I went to that PC that
00:27:09
[ __ ] place in Arizona to get my head
00:27:11
right it was good though right it worked
00:27:13
and I just was smoking because I there
00:27:15
was nothing else to do and um now it's
00:27:17
affecting my health now when last week
00:27:19
when I said you know can you people just
00:27:22
comment and say quit smoking we did
00:27:24
there was a lot of comments got too much
00:27:25
yeah it was too much I asked all the
00:27:27
fans to comment to quit
00:27:29
keep that up keep that
00:27:31
going dude that's bad don't stop it we
00:27:34
need to qu I like it are you still doing
00:27:35
the yoga yeah I'm doing yoga oh that's
00:27:37
dope okay am I not doing yoga once in a
00:27:40
while but once in a while once a week
00:27:42
twice twice a week but he's doing like
00:27:44
he's doing different positions like you
00:27:46
know rolling sleep position no am I
00:27:49
doing it real yeah thank you jels okay
00:27:52
he's doing sitting smoking no I'm not
00:27:54
doing sitting smoking eating video
00:27:56
gaming yoga
00:27:59
look like this Andrew like this and leg
00:28:02
up and neck to the side neck to the side
00:28:06
and eat and
00:28:09
eat all right so that's why I'm smoking
00:28:12
but um so we're you and I are good yes
00:28:15
okay I didn't think we weren't good you
00:28:16
two are good we're good are you we're
00:28:20
good are you two good no I mean honestly
00:28:23
it's a we need to keep this we need to
00:28:25
keep this it's a week to week thing but
00:28:27
he says that but it is DET it's
00:28:29
detrimental to my health I'm not going
00:28:30
to lie I have found that I've gotten
00:28:32
more palpitations lately are you being
00:28:34
the% completely honest yeah you're my
00:28:36
stress before you go into whatever
00:28:37
you're doing right now let's just get
00:28:39
this out of the way my stress level
00:28:40
because of you has gone through the roof
00:28:41
why because no no no I say something
00:28:44
it's not just because of him it's like
00:28:46
living in covid and on top on top of
00:28:50
that but I want to say yeah but it's
00:28:51
expounded he what he saying it's
00:28:52
expounded all right so last week this is
00:28:55
part of what's going on we changed the
00:28:56
day we changed the day yeah and um
00:28:59
because he had to on a because we
00:29:01
usually shoot on Fridays right today's a
00:29:04
Friday yeah we were supposed to do
00:29:06
Thursdays he changed the day because he
00:29:08
had to go to the country
00:29:10
club he had to go to the country club so
00:29:13
that he can interviewed to get into the
00:29:15
country club so we switched the day
00:29:17
yesterday well if he was just regular
00:29:18
white it wouldn't have been a problem
00:29:20
yeah yes because I'm offwhite I'm
00:29:21
Different they make redheads come in I
00:29:23
had 15 [ __ ] things I had to do right
00:29:26
so I had to move it so you know my
00:29:28
excuses for moving um the day is more
00:29:31
valid than his no so that's what causes
00:29:34
him stress cuz he knows deep down inside
00:29:36
that he like he's um trying to live a
00:29:39
aristocratic white life no here's the TR
00:29:42
here's the fact and you know what the
00:29:43
fact is he got his big Valley House
00:29:45
Bobby Bob first of all this guy living
00:29:47
in the Hills this guy's a a hill guy the
00:29:49
hills I live in the bottom of the hill
00:29:51
you live on the hill on the bottom you
00:29:52
live on the hill if if there was a
00:29:54
[ __ ] flood on top of the mountain
00:29:56
right I would be drowned with with the
00:29:58
rest of the people okay well I want to I
00:30:00
want to tell you on the hill I would die
00:30:02
on the hill but like lower on lower part
00:30:04
of the hill all right well here's what I
00:30:05
want to tell you we decided to help you
00:30:07
quit smoking we want to get um um a
00:30:10
therapist in here a hypnotherapist to
00:30:11
speak to you oh [ __ ] he there he's right
00:30:14
there all right what's his name this is
00:30:15
Jason hey Jason can you hear us I
00:30:18
certainly can look there's Jason right
00:30:20
there he looks hypnotherapy like he
00:30:22
looks hypnotherapist yeah yeah Jason you
00:30:24
can only see Bob unfortunately because
00:30:26
of the the technology but this is for me
00:30:28
anyway so this is for you cuz we need
00:30:30
you to get some cuz we want you to quit
00:30:32
smoking I love hypnotherapy all right
00:30:33
well let's why don't you to speak to
00:30:34
Jason let's let's see what we can do
00:30:36
hello no you right there oh sorry my bad
00:30:38
hi Bobby Jason hello howdy how's it
00:30:41
going howdy to you I'm fine thank stop
00:30:45
talking like that why are you because
00:30:46
when I'm talking to professional this is
00:30:48
how I talk no talk like a human you
00:30:50
sound like a robot yeah and like a like
00:30:52
a weird Korean robot all of a sudden
00:30:54
don't be intimidated I'll be my more
00:30:55
myself thank you what's up dude
00:30:59
not Urban Bobby please not Urban Bobby
00:31:02
all right Bobby Focus because he's
00:31:03
trying to help I want to help I want I
00:31:05
he's gonna help you quit smoking I need
00:31:06
the help I know okay yeah so here's the
00:31:09
important question I watched the last
00:31:11
episode all right and you said I need to
00:31:15
quit yes and then later you said I want
00:31:17
to quit yes and then at the very end you
00:31:19
said I okay I'll try to quit right do
00:31:24
you really want to quit
00:31:26
Bobby um that's a very very very good
00:31:29
question and I want to answer this
00:31:33
um
00:31:35
no there it is no all right but but I'm
00:31:41
beginning to feel um things in my body
00:31:44
but get shortness of breath um because
00:31:47
of the age and because I have um high
00:31:50
blood pressure you know in my family
00:31:53
that um my fear is is that I'm going to
00:31:56
either stroke out or my lungs are going
00:31:58
to be blasted open and or something's
00:32:00
going to happen so um not in the next
00:32:03
year but in the near future I feel like
00:32:06
there's going to be real complications
00:32:08
with my health and so with those I mean
00:32:12
you can already see some of them right
00:32:13
now right Jay like his skin and his
00:32:14
teeth and those kind of things are very
00:32:16
obvious right Zoom that's why I'm yellow
00:32:19
it has to do with the nicotine I thought
00:32:21
that was the smoke no it's I'm a yellow
00:32:23
guy but of ethnic sort of an odd yellow
00:32:26
though it's like it's like a glow
00:32:28
yeah because I'm
00:32:29
aristocratic I'm an aristocratic Focus
00:32:32
let him help you so what what are the
00:32:34
upsides right so you put aside the
00:32:38
addiction and how could you feel how
00:32:41
would you want to feel if you
00:32:43
stopped I want to feel um well just
00:32:47
generally I want to feel healthy I want
00:32:49
to feel like I can do more during the
00:32:51
day in terms of um I want my mouth what
00:32:56
breath better breath my breath is fine m
00:32:58
no my breath is fine I can help with
00:33:00
better breathing too but keep going I
00:33:02
want to breathe better and I also want
00:33:04
to be able to go longer on the pelaton
00:33:07
um not struggle so much when I'm doing
00:33:09
yoga and I just want to be there for my
00:33:11
family and um you know and your friends
00:33:15
and your friends Jason this is another
00:33:16
thing for us we want friendship to be a
00:33:18
big thing he didn't even think to add
00:33:19
that for my family and that's it yeah
00:33:21
for us as well if I died I don't even I
00:33:23
doubt that you guys would even come to
00:33:25
my funeral no we would carpo we would
00:33:26
carpo right so let's just throw that out
00:33:28
there yeah we'd show up we we would Uber
00:33:31
pool and if we didn't make it we didn't
00:33:33
make it all right so
00:33:37
okay yeah cool well here's the thing
00:33:41
hypnotherapy is like magic okay I can
00:33:44
deliver magic but you got to really want
00:33:46
it all right if you want to cut back
00:33:50
that's a first goal right if you want to
00:33:52
cut back to just an occasional habit
00:33:55
that's cool we got to go where you want
00:33:57
to go with it and I can help you do it
00:34:00
and we can do it over the next week oh
00:34:02
[ __ ] this is get but but we have to
00:34:05
start to start now I have to start now
00:34:07
and you wanted you have to dictate what
00:34:09
you need well here's the deal
00:34:11
um this is costing us 10 grand an hour
00:34:14
by the way okay all right so I'm gonna
00:34:16
go I'm G Talk sorry my bad my bad yeah
00:34:20
all right so um that got him going you
00:34:22
know all he cares about is money yeah
00:34:24
yeah so um you're quit to so um I'm I'm
00:34:27
I'm down to four or five a day I would
00:34:29
like to maybe do two a day uhuh and then
00:34:32
um figure it out from there it's a good
00:34:36
start okay and we can do that and I I
00:34:38
think once you feel in control of it and
00:34:41
it starts to taste a little nasty to you
00:34:44
then we can maybe if you're interested
00:34:46
going all the way and finish it up but
00:34:48
can I can I say this just to throw this
00:34:50
out there is is because I um since I
00:34:53
just got sober and um because of the
00:34:55
pandemic it's just like you know I'm guy
00:34:58
that you know and because of my history
00:35:00
and the trauma and all that stuff right
00:35:02
like I'm a kind of guy that like you
00:35:05
know I'm getting rid of a lot of these
00:35:07
addictions and I'm not justifying it and
00:35:10
I'm just saying that you know because of
00:35:12
the stress level in which we all live in
00:35:15
right you know I like to rely on certain
00:35:17
vices and um it's going to be extra
00:35:20
difficult I think because we are in this
00:35:22
pandemic but um that being said I'm
00:35:25
willing to try what would we don't try
00:35:28
we do so we do like Yoda said there is
00:35:31
no try that's what Yoda
00:35:33
said um well thanks uh set up so I deal
00:35:37
with uh
00:35:38
anxiety
00:35:40
fears certainly bad habits and Trauma
00:35:44
yes so the things that you might be
00:35:46
holding on to that are blocking you you
00:35:48
think you it's Justified if you want we
00:35:52
can get rid of how you're thinking about
00:35:54
those traumas change that so you feel
00:35:56
better so that you might quit so like I
00:35:59
I have a trauma therapist so I'm EMDR
00:36:01
and I'm doing all that stuff doing that
00:36:03
work you know it's complimentary like
00:36:05
you know it goes alongside so it's up to
00:36:08
you I I I would never this is surprise
00:36:11
right I would never push you into doing
00:36:14
something that you don't feel
00:36:14
comfortable with it works again like
00:36:17
magic for somebody who wants to change I
00:36:18
do want to change though yes all right
00:36:20
so let's talk can I ask you days
00:36:22
specific questions then yeah specific
00:36:24
questions specific question specific
00:36:25
questions all right so um we would meet
00:36:28
off air to begin the hypnosis okay and
00:36:33
then you'll change your smoking habits
00:36:36
over the next week and then if you feel
00:36:38
comfortable and you're enjoying the
00:36:39
process we'll actually do a hypnosis
00:36:41
session online next week okay you are
00:36:44
you prepared for that I'm I'm I've been
00:36:46
I've never been more prepared but are
00:36:47
you ready to quit yeah look at me the
00:36:49
face he doesn't have to be ready to quit
00:36:51
quit he
00:36:52
can I just said I can you make him a
00:36:55
better can you make him a better friend
00:36:56
is that even that's not a thing that's
00:36:58
not a thing bad habit of not texting and
00:37:01
you hypnotize him for texting people
00:37:03
back I'm going to let that go are you
00:37:05
going to agree to this I'm agreeing to
00:37:07
it wonderful okay wow this is very Jerry
00:37:09
springy right now yeah like you just
00:37:11
went bring the here's the baby mama wait
00:37:14
till you see wait till you see when we
00:37:15
get the test results it's it's going to
00:37:17
change everything so all fair you're
00:37:19
gonna you're GNA you're going to get
00:37:20
with him and and you're going to work
00:37:21
with we do that off air when when you
00:37:23
guys schedule and then then you're going
00:37:25
to do one I want a live hypnotherapy all
00:37:27
right so off air we do that through um
00:37:29
Zoom or something or yep FaceTime okay
00:37:32
we will do a hypnosis session next week
00:37:35
on air and that will lock that's your
00:37:36
quitting day yes next yes it is that's
00:37:40
your that's your agreement date right
00:37:42
whatever that is the the the I shouldn't
00:37:44
say quit you alter date right where
00:37:46
you're gonna change your habit your
00:37:47
habit is completely changed at that
00:37:49
point okay so I can actually help your
00:37:52
uh audience with this too anybody who's
00:37:54
wanting to quit um just for you guys bad
00:37:57
friends
00:37:58
if you want a small plug if you don't
00:38:00
mind yeah go ahead cool so if you go to
00:38:03
Village hypnotherapy that's my practice
00:38:05
Village hypnotherapy like a town Village
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docomo uh a little bit off of what I
00:38:17
normally charge for this entire program
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and there's even a lifetime guarantee
00:38:21
believe it or not so after you quit quit
00:38:25
if someone would you know quit quit then
00:38:28
I offer one extra session if they happen
00:38:31
to unlikely relapse oh wow wow you're
00:38:35
ready to get that's how confident I am
00:38:37
in hypnotized you ready to get
00:38:40
hypnotized I guess I am yes all right
00:38:42
we'll say thank you thank you so much my
00:38:43
bald in front Bobby all right well I
00:38:45
can't we can't wait to watch this go
00:38:46
down yeah um so uh we'll reconnect yes
00:38:50
perfect all right brother say thank you
00:38:52
and goodbye Bobby make it so like the
00:38:54
star like Star Trek says and iname
00:38:57
thank you thank you Jason talk soon
00:39:00
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I I I I appreciate what you're doing for
00:41:07
me mhm but there is no butt okay did I
00:41:10
say butt it felt like a butt was coming
00:41:14
and but I tell you what we do have to
00:41:16
cut out that guy's plug if this doesn't
00:41:22
work wow that's really nice of you but
00:41:24
I'm doing this for you because I really
00:41:25
want you to qu you care though really
00:41:28
yeah see this is what's annoying is it
00:41:29
for this is the Crux of what we're
00:41:31
talking about let me say right now why
00:41:32
do you here's my question for you why
00:41:34
why is it why do you have to assume ill
00:41:38
intent with everything that either one
00:41:40
of us are doing when it comes to our
00:41:42
friendship towards you automatically
00:41:44
yeah it's just automatically there's
00:41:45
some kind of a I have no agenda I have
00:41:48
genuine love for you I'm going to tell
00:41:51
you
00:41:52
why let me explain something real fast
00:41:54
yes it's on the show cuz I think it's
00:41:56
entertaining to to put on the show but I
00:41:58
knew the only way you would take me
00:42:00
serious is if I put it on the show if I
00:42:02
said I'm going to get you hitno
00:42:03
therapist off air you'd be like I don't
00:42:04
want to do a [ __ ] you shut up leave me
00:42:05
alone I'm just going to give you an
00:42:06
example true I'm just going to give you
00:42:08
an example this encap encapsulates my
00:42:11
relationships with you Hollywood types
00:42:14
oh my God oh my God man of the people
00:42:16
you're the most I'm a man of the people
00:42:19
I'm the man of the
00:42:20
people shirt what you're wearing a
00:42:23
$9,000 shirt this $90 a shirt
00:42:27
Hollywood you're the most Hollywood guy
00:42:28
on earth I take a very big offense to
00:42:30
that oh you the Hollywood a man of the
00:42:32
people oh God right I grinded out with
00:42:35
the [ __ ] common folk you complain
00:42:38
constantly about not being around common
00:42:40
folk that's not true that's you say
00:42:41
stuff to you know what you said to me on
00:42:42
the when we had dinner at the house what
00:42:44
what about the steak thing and I said oh
00:42:46
man I should go get steaks and you go ew
00:42:47
ew no have someone bring us steaks
00:42:49
that's what you said yeah Postmates was
00:42:51
he complaining po because he's always
00:42:53
telling me I'm complaining but all this
00:42:55
[ __ ] does is complain yeah I'm
00:42:58
you but the narrative is out there all
00:42:59
these [ __ ] idiot ass fans like are
00:43:02
you complaining G Griffin cuz anything
00:43:04
he says so I got to have fat Lando for
00:43:06
the rest of my [ __ ] life you know all
00:43:09
the [ __ ] that these people say to me and
00:43:11
that's that's one of these narratives
00:43:12
where I go this [ __ ] complaints
00:43:13
all the time we you we commiserate with
00:43:16
each other then you put it out there
00:43:17
like I'm the only I'm just going to tell
00:43:19
you a story of that encapsulates please
00:43:22
my [ __ ] relationship with you
00:43:23
Hollywood types I'm going to say that
00:43:25
again go ahead we not hwood all right so
00:43:28
um I have a friend named Steve Burn we
00:43:30
know him well okay so um he calls me one
00:43:33
day and he says um is this an Asian beef
00:43:35
it's not an Asian beef okay I'm just no
00:43:36
wait because he happens to be half
00:43:37
Korean I love I love Asian beef by the
00:43:39
way yeah delici Mongolian yeah go ahead
00:43:43
he calls me one day and he goes I'm
00:43:45
doing a movie I'm doing a movie he says
00:43:47
right and I go okay cool I want you in
00:43:51
it thank you a week
00:43:54
later when I'm supposed to shoot right
00:43:58
I see Jimmy oang going I'm in Steve
00:44:01
Burns movie M and he's good he's a good
00:44:05
actor and he's very funny listen I
00:44:07
picked Ste I would pick Jimmy I get that
00:44:09
he's really good go
00:44:13
ahead it's either him or D fan you know
00:44:16
what I mean either or either
00:44:18
or all right all right okay anyway you
00:44:21
see Jimmy oang he's shooting the movie
00:44:24
right so I call Steve and I go hey I
00:44:26
thought you called me for the movie he
00:44:29
goes yeah you know I just I'm going to
00:44:31
use jimo yangang yeah you know but did
00:44:34
was my feelings hurt no because that's
00:44:36
what I expect out of you types this has
00:44:38
not Steve bur has nothing to do with us
00:44:40
wait wait Andrew Andrew Andrew this
00:44:43
would this kind of be like if I said hey
00:44:46
let's do a
00:44:48
podcast together yeah and then you go I
00:44:53
decided to go with Andrew no I I see you
00:44:57
Hollywood types no you Hollywood typ
00:45:00
listen you're a Hollywood [ __ ]
00:45:03
you a Hollywood [ __ ] I already
00:45:05
different tell me how tell I already
00:45:07
told you why I said I said right stop I
00:45:11
said like to you I said you know how he
00:45:15
is like yeah he's a bully he's
00:45:17
aggressive a bul he's a bully uput bully
00:45:21
and he's cornering me into a [ __ ]
00:45:23
like you know it's like um and you know
00:45:25
I'm nice you're nice and you took anage
00:45:27
of that and didn't tell me like you
00:45:29
wanted Steve Burn to tell
00:45:31
you no that's not true all right I'm
00:45:35
just saying that I already called you
00:45:37
would you have wanted a respectful call
00:45:39
from Steve Burn being like Bobby I've
00:45:40
actually decided to go in a different
00:45:42
direction would you have liked that call
00:45:44
would that have made you feel good right
00:45:46
and that's why I called you you didn't
00:45:47
this the same call no yeah I called you
00:45:50
and I said this mother talk manto man
00:45:52
right friend to friend right oh yeah and
00:45:55
I said you know was I on that call I
00:45:58
called yeah I called you so he threw me
00:46:00
on the bus he goes he's a bully he
00:46:02
blamed everything on me by the way this
00:46:04
wasn't even my idea whose idea was that
00:46:07
was my idea Kila was the first one that
00:46:09
said you guys really should the fans on
00:46:11
the last belly said you should you
00:46:13
should you should so then it was you
00:46:14
should you should you should and then we
00:46:15
finally just I said do you want to do
00:46:17
one I'll do one are we going to do one
00:46:18
or no and then you said well you know
00:46:20
Griff had asked me before but it never
00:46:22
worked out cuz then we did belly and
00:46:24
then you said to me no we can't do a
00:46:26
show and I said okay
00:46:27
and then I
00:46:28
said do you want to do one or not after
00:46:31
the third time we did the show and well
00:46:33
you guys should just do one together so
00:46:35
don't put it on me no you you're you're
00:46:38
twisting my [ __ ] mind right now how
00:46:40
you're a mind twister how that's true
00:46:43
toal you toal you he's a mind twister
00:46:45
right now dude right wait wait wait wait
00:46:47
wait wait called me
00:46:49
you every [ __ ] week right when are we
00:46:52
going to do this Bob because you because
00:46:54
at that point you agreed to it no no no
00:46:56
no you're
00:46:57
TW your TW look at your B eyes did you B
00:47:00
eyes did you not agree it a [ __ ] liar
00:47:02
man so I bullied you into it you bullied
00:47:04
me into it dude all right well then you
00:47:06
can quit and then he'll do it no we're
00:47:08
I'm already knee deep in it I commit to
00:47:10
it I'm Knee Deep it's like a war right
00:47:13
once in Nom you're in Nom he pretends
00:47:16
like I made you I forced you to do this
00:47:19
podcast oh he he poured it on like that
00:47:21
he that's such [ __ ] you manipulated
00:47:23
him you know why this happened mhm the
00:47:25
truth be told right I do know why you
00:47:28
know why I I can't say it on air but you
00:47:30
know why all right so that's that okay
00:47:33
but let me ask you this yes what does
00:47:35
that have to do with our friendship with
00:47:38
you what does how are you comparing what
00:47:41
Steve Burn he made a business decision
00:47:43
yeah he said Jimmy oang is hot right now
00:47:46
you know he's hot he's younger skinnier
00:47:50
his hair is
00:47:52
like smart he's on a hot show and and
00:47:55
you're mad that he made that Choice yes
00:47:57
I can understand all right but what I'm
00:47:59
saying is that is totally different from
00:48:02
you're you're comp you're saying that
00:48:03
we're going to do that to you when have
00:48:05
I ever done that to you when have I ever
00:48:07
not treated you like a brother same tell
00:48:10
me same and when I have not what should
00:48:14
we scroll that list
00:48:15
[Laughter]
00:48:19
again a brother too huh yeah do you yeah
00:48:23
how many meals have we had oh here we go
00:48:25
how many meals have we had what you what
00:48:26
do you treat me like what do you mean
00:48:28
you said if that's how you treat him and
00:48:30
he's your brother then what what do you
00:48:31
treat me like I love you man oh wow I
00:48:35
happen to [ __ ] love you
00:48:37
man I happen to love you so much man so
00:48:40
so why won't when we do something good
00:48:41
for you why won't you let us do
00:48:43
something good for you why do you always
00:48:44
have that's exactly when you were going
00:48:47
through [ __ ] I knew you were going
00:48:48
through [ __ ] I kept trying to call you I
00:48:50
saw you at the comedy store I tried to
00:48:52
Corner you and be like hey you need to
00:48:54
let's you know you know and he took me
00:48:55
into like a little freezer in the comy
00:48:57
store he took me in there and he was
00:48:58
acting weird and he took off and I was
00:49:00
like I don't know what's going on with
00:49:01
this [ __ ] those are my meetings
00:49:04
I that's all I'm saying style that I
00:49:06
have you I I take I take offense for you
00:49:10
saying that my friendship with you it's
00:49:13
some sort of Hollywood type with some
00:49:15
hidden agenda I'll have to be honest
00:49:16
with you let's be honest okay and you
00:49:18
know what I was being defensive and I
00:49:20
was throwing accusations around and that
00:49:23
quite possibly isn't the truth here's
00:49:25
the truth oh wow can we mark the day all
00:49:27
right here's the trth the time right now
00:49:28
you guys want to hear truth truth all
00:49:30
right the truth is is that um I've told
00:49:34
people and I've said this to kila in the
00:49:38
past I've said you know Eric Griffin is
00:49:42
somebody I feel like I've known all my
00:49:46
life and he's somebody that like if I
00:49:50
had $20 million and I needed a you know
00:49:53
I mean I didn't want to put it in a bank
00:49:55
and I need SA set kept safe I would
00:49:58
probably give it to you and you wouldn't
00:49:59
touch a dime of it you're a good dude
00:50:01
man all right okay I never said
00:50:06
that I just made that up but that's how
00:50:09
I
00:50:10
feel you see what I'm saying I mean all
00:50:13
right I'm just that's that is this is
00:50:15
what I'm talking
00:50:17
about so he just made a scenar and he
00:50:20
made a scenario in his head that he was
00:50:22
like this sounds
00:50:24
good he does this all the time I love it
00:50:27
I love it right and with me what with
00:50:29
you is um you remind me honestly the
00:50:34
first night do you remember the first
00:50:37
night I saw you I do remember you do
00:50:39
yeah deah and I were sitting there I
00:50:41
know we watched you perform and I said
00:50:43
to myself that guy has a future and then
00:50:47
when I came up to you and we started
00:50:49
talking and stuff you were the kindest
00:50:51
guy I've only had the most utmost
00:50:53
respect for you as a standup and as a
00:50:55
actor and everything you embody
00:50:58
everything that I want to be in this
00:51:00
business you really are you have it all
00:51:03
and not only are you but it's how
00:51:05
difficult it is being a white guy in
00:51:08
this day and age to work you embody
00:51:11
something different you know I mean so
00:51:13
it's like you should be very proud of
00:51:15
yourself I love you I appreciate it I'm
00:51:18
waiting forting I'm I I'm with you don't
00:51:21
you feel like a rug is about to be like
00:51:23
an ejector seat or something and I wish
00:51:25
I meant that I I do mean it I do mean it
00:51:28
I do mean it okay so what we're saying
00:51:30
is and I want to say this too from this
00:51:32
day forward from this day forward when
00:51:33
we do something nice yeah take it as a
00:51:35
friendship and I will but dude you have
00:51:38
to understand right but that's not my
00:51:40
history dude but but it's but it is with
00:51:42
us no it is with us we've never [ __ ]
00:51:45
you over what have I [ __ ] you I've
00:51:46
never [ __ ] you over I understand that
00:51:48
but it's about to happen what are you
00:51:49
talking about it's not going to happen I
00:51:51
want to say this you're right what are
00:51:52
you talking about you're absolutely
00:51:53
right that's why I was upset I'm upset
00:51:55
because of like I you don't you treat me
00:51:58
as if like we're not even friends at all
00:52:01
and I'm just like wait I I I think I
00:52:03
I've I've earned more from you than that
00:52:06
treatment you and your [ __ ] brother
00:52:09
so I'm just why I'm sitting here like
00:52:11
what's going on the truth be told is
00:52:13
this is um and let's go in the past then
00:52:16
let's go back in the past and this is
00:52:19
let's yeah let's go to the back so this
00:52:20
is I'm going I'm going to use it with
00:52:22
these candles as a as a little
00:52:24
demonstration sure but is this like a a
00:52:26
true story or is this like this is real
00:52:28
this is absolutely some Lord of the
00:52:29
Rings this is this is not Lord of the
00:52:31
Rings okay is this JK rolling lead this
00:52:34
is okay so this is when I was born okay
00:52:38
just a baby innocent right shaped like a
00:52:42
can see that's an attack on my body as a
00:52:44
baby and that's don't baby body body
00:52:46
shame okay don't baby body shame yeah
00:52:48
don't baby body shame so you were born
00:52:50
this is post World War II this is right
00:52:52
after the war okay the Baby Boomers yeah
00:52:54
yeah okay um generation next thank you
00:52:57
anyway so this part is what I want to
00:52:59
talk about this section okay so this
00:53:01
section of my life what's this section
00:53:02
childh this is childhood trauma all the
00:53:04
stuff trauma so just so throw that can
00:53:07
on the ground yeah right so but here
00:53:09
this is this is when um this is in 2000
00:53:14
when I thought wow my life is really
00:53:17
changing okay Mad TV Mad TV tonight's
00:53:20
show you know this is back when I did
00:53:23
Harold and Kumar oh right right all
00:53:25
those little little things all right
00:53:28
when this little phase was over this Gap
00:53:30
right here was the darkest years of my
00:53:34
life this Gap right here yeah right in
00:53:37
fact one time I I was really bummed I
00:53:40
was in the patio and Brian Ken walked up
00:53:42
to me and goes I heard you're really
00:53:44
bummed about your career and I go I am
00:53:47
you know what he this [ __ ] said to me
00:53:49
he goes you should try taking acting
00:53:52
classes man like truth bomb like I [ __ ]
00:53:57
I could act I did a movie with you we
00:54:00
were good you saw the scenes I se you
00:54:02
saw the scenes I can't wait for that to
00:54:03
come out actually good scene that you
00:54:05
and I are in all right so right so in
00:54:08
this Gap nobody helped me nobody you
00:54:11
know I didn't I me didn't even know you
00:54:14
right Y and I was struggling in this
00:54:16
business okay and now this is the new
00:54:19
era of Bobby Lee all right so you have
00:54:21
to understand that in this Gap right no
00:54:24
one helped me I was really depressed for
00:54:26
many many years I didn't really make a
00:54:28
lot of money I thought my career was
00:54:30
over and in this new thing is
00:54:32
Something's Happened where it's shifted
00:54:34
a bit for me okay but you have to
00:54:36
understand that this comes with a little
00:54:39
suspect I'm waiting for the rug to be
00:54:41
you know what I mean pulled underneath
00:54:43
me yeah right the the the house to
00:54:45
collapse right you always have that fear
00:54:48
right so when I go into any kind of
00:54:50
relationship or any kind of business
00:54:52
engagement there is you know I put my
00:54:54
walls up and there you know cuz I this
00:54:56
whole thing I don't want that to happen
00:54:58
again all right give me those two cans
00:54:59
I'm going to show you something Asians
00:55:00
in their wall okay I'm going to show you
00:55:02
something just cuz he's better at
00:55:03
learning through visuals so this this is
00:55:06
this this is the point in time that
00:55:07
you're speaking about right yeah and
00:55:09
these are all the childhood before it
00:55:10
they would go over here right and that
00:55:12
Gap that was there between between this
00:55:14
point 2000 and and now yeah remember
00:55:16
this Gap yeah okay so yeah in the event
00:55:21
that that happens again yeah after this
00:55:24
little Bobby Lea fun time yeah wouldn't
00:55:26
it be be nice to know you have friends
00:55:27
because that are real that thank you
00:55:30
Rudy thank you for understanding let's
00:55:32
let's back no because what you have to
00:55:34
understand is that at this point right I
00:55:38
thought I had allies like your types we
00:55:41
weren't we were we never didn't we were
00:55:43
never not allies you wait so you're
00:55:45
telling me that there's people during
00:55:47
this time that spoke the same way you
00:55:50
spoke okay and then when this happens
00:55:53
again right when this Gap happens again
00:55:56
right
00:55:57
where are you guys going to be and I'm
00:55:58
just protecting myself for that moment
00:56:00
no you know what you know what I get I
00:56:01
this is like the probably the most sort
00:56:03
of real vulnerableness I've ever seen
00:56:05
from him so I'll say I understand that
00:56:08
thank you all right but all I can tell
00:56:10
you is all I can do is do what I've been
00:56:13
doing yeah you know that's all I can do
00:56:17
yeah and like you know at some point you
00:56:19
more than him I trust I
00:56:22
think dude I do I do literally
00:56:25
everything for you I testing you with
00:56:27
that St it's so annoying I do everything
00:56:29
for you I do everything for you I just
00:56:31
wanted to see what your reaction was Cal
00:56:34
true that wasn't true it was just a test
00:56:36
is it that right it's a bad test Bobby
00:56:38
listen this listen I'll say this then as
00:56:41
your friend understanding all your
00:56:42
trauma understanding all your weirdness
00:56:45
I'm just telling you right now that I'm
00:56:47
going to continue to keep doing
00:56:48
everything that I've done uhhuh and keep
00:56:50
doing it until one day you can go all
00:56:54
right I trust you you're my friend uhuh
00:56:58
you right that's all I can do okay and I
00:57:02
yeah I just feel like this has been an
00:57:03
attack on me and I honestly yeah it's
00:57:06
all been I've been defensive the whole
00:57:08
time no that's not true you attacked
00:57:09
Griff the first three seconds of the
00:57:10
show that's joking I J yeah but your Jo
00:57:13
that's your defense mechanism all the
00:57:14
time to deflect from being real about
00:57:16
anything all right fine all right
00:57:20
anytime we get real he goes your
00:57:22
knuckles you know you have some [ __ ] to
00:57:24
say okay and I just was vulnerable here
00:57:26
vulnerability was was vulnerable here we
00:57:28
still love you I love you
00:57:30
tooo I love you as well pause I love you
00:57:33
as well Andrew Andrew I love you
00:57:38
too I do I do okay well we love you all
00:57:43
right yeah obviously let's just relax
00:57:45
everything fine yes it is fine
00:57:47
everything is fine and we're glad and
00:57:48
we're and we're glad that Griff came you
00:57:50
you need to go you checking your watch
00:57:51
you're good it's just you know you know
00:57:53
what the problem is when you have one of
00:57:54
these like spes you get all these
00:57:56
notifications for [ __ ] that you know
00:57:58
well maybe you have so much hair there
00:58:00
that's here we go and we're back we're
00:58:03
back
00:58:04
maybe how has it been at the house R are
00:58:06
you okay yeah is everything okay yeah um
00:58:09
everything's fine the construction is
00:58:12
loud the dogs are wait you guys are
00:58:14
staying at the house during the
00:58:15
construction yeah I thought you said you
00:58:16
were going to go out he's cheap I have
00:58:18
too many animals and then it's like um I
00:58:20
have a cat named Ming yeah and she's
00:58:22
peeing
00:58:24
blood okay yeah so just put it it
00:58:26
outside yeah no that's what you do put
00:58:28
that cat outside no no you put you put
00:58:30
it down no that's I'm saying you put it
00:58:33
outside oh you don't put it outside let
00:58:36
the outside take care of put outside um
00:58:38
I have to be honest with that should be
00:58:39
handled on the streets I love I love
00:58:41
nature bab I love Ming more than I love
00:58:43
some of my
00:58:45
cousins all right I love my right I love
00:58:48
my animal last night we spent a lot of
00:58:51
money to get her [ __ ] urinary checked
00:58:53
analyzed she has a UTI I don't know we
00:58:56
had to get x-rays right we we went over
00:58:58
there and it's shit's expensive how many
00:59:00
animals do you have now six oh Jesus I
00:59:03
have six animals petting zoo at your I
00:59:05
know and I you know I have a dog named
00:59:08
Remy we had knee surgery oral surgery
00:59:10
all that stuff what do you ever can you
00:59:13
ever can you guys start getting new dogs
00:59:16
no they they hold on to them forever and
00:59:17
then they regenerate I'm saying like
00:59:19
they what we I don't know what you guys
00:59:21
do it's freaky you you had dog for 25
00:59:23
years [ __ ] RoboCop dogs
00:59:26
you know you know without my animals I
00:59:28
think this Pand pandemic would be
00:59:31
couldn't agree more difficult I actually
00:59:32
said that I love your dog I actually
00:59:34
said your dog is so cute I was like man
00:59:35
without my dog has helped on on shitty
00:59:37
days for some reason but are you
00:59:39
struggling I want to know how it is for
00:59:41
you cuz Rudy doesn't get enough
00:59:43
attention and love H she needs to she
00:59:46
needs to know that she are you
00:59:47
struggling in the house no it's fine
00:59:49
well let me show you something because
00:59:51
you're such a big hunter hunter fan we
00:59:53
had somebody reach out to you to say
00:59:55
hello to you
00:59:58
okay Rudy it's me Hoka from hun hun I
01:00:04
just want to tell you you are the best I
01:00:07
think you are the coolest knife girl in
01:00:10
the world Santino you're too angry cool
01:00:15
it out bro and you Barby R you're a
01:00:20
crazy weird round squishy little man and
01:00:24
I love you I love you
01:00:28
all wow that's Hoka from Hunter
01:00:33
Hunter Isn't that cool it's cool that's
01:00:36
ahoka that's her favorite character I
01:00:38
understand but who's doing the voice
01:00:40
there Hoka the real the guy that does it
01:00:42
okay listen to it again is that really
01:00:43
the real The Voice guy listen you can
01:00:46
tell is this like Cleveland on white guy
01:00:50
doing it listen this is she knows it's
01:00:52
it's a listen ready this is youy it's
01:00:54
you I just want to you all right here's
01:00:57
the real deal wait wait can we it's not
01:00:59
me first of all it's not me yeah second
01:01:01
of all I tried to get the real Hoka I
01:01:03
DMD Hoka for you I dm'd him and I and I
01:01:07
wrote in Japanese in Japanese I wrote
01:01:10
him uh because I said a friend of ours
01:01:12
is such a big fan it would mean the
01:01:14
world to us if you um if you could uh if
01:01:18
you could be on the show and he said
01:01:19
back to me in Japanese buzz
01:01:22
off buzz off did he really no but I did
01:01:25
send him a DM
01:01:26
I sent him a DM look I sent him a DM in
01:01:29
Japanese you can see it everybody can
01:01:31
you roll the outakes please of Andrew
01:01:33
filming it and the fun he was
01:01:35
having I that's not my voice but I have
01:01:38
to say without umud Juliana it's
01:01:42
meoka having Rudy in the house has been
01:01:44
a lifesaver I know huh she does
01:01:47
everything she brings a lot of light she
01:01:49
does everything in the house so this so
01:01:50
he's an endangered endangered servant is
01:01:52
that what you're saying no no we have we
01:01:54
have Bargains I don't want to say that
01:01:55
as
01:01:56
no we have a bargain she gets to sleep
01:01:58
with in one of the good
01:02:00
rooms are you like is it like Harry
01:02:01
Potter like are you under the stairs
01:02:04
like yeah tonight you get to sleep on
01:02:05
two bales of let me ask you something
01:02:07
are you happy with the room you're in
01:02:09
have you walked around the house and
01:02:10
been like this room would be better you
01:02:12
think you're in the better room is what
01:02:13
I'm saying of the bought a [ __ ]
01:02:15
cabinet and [ __ ] hey hey hey you're
01:02:17
supposed to do that stuff what else
01:02:19
would she be doing yeah where she's
01:02:20
supposed to put her stuff yeah yeah she
01:02:22
am I am I good uncle to you yes oh thank
01:02:26
you really very good uncle to her yeah
01:02:29
but I mean what are you what else are
01:02:30
you going to say right now
01:02:32
cuz Okay let me ask you this let me ask
01:02:34
you this Juliana all right and since
01:02:36
we're now because you've seen this
01:02:37
episode right I'm getting obliterated
01:02:40
here that's not I'm getting obliterated
01:02:42
so let's oit since we're here right why
01:02:45
don't you I'm going to give you the
01:02:48
opportunity to give me give me some
01:02:51
criticism of how I could be better as an
01:02:54
uncle to you in the house this is
01:02:55
wonderful yeah I love it you can start
01:02:57
with like showering more things like
01:02:59
that go ahead
01:03:01
um I think you can complain
01:03:04
less oh [ __ ] hey hold it hold it what
01:03:08
what do I complain about everything
01:03:11
everything okay hold it hold it there's
01:03:15
got to be more um I think that you can
01:03:19
make our lives a bit easier with you not
01:03:24
being dramatic
01:03:27
wow
01:03:30
I isn't she
01:03:34
Lov is that is that is there more is
01:03:36
there more is there more keep going girl
01:03:39
um you can um try to clean your mess and
01:03:44
not wait for others to help
01:03:48
you get to his
01:03:50
[Laughter]
01:03:54
acting this is great keep going um
01:03:57
you're just getting started there's one
01:03:59
that you're holding out and I know it
01:04:00
there's one that you really want to say
01:04:01
you can say it he said you can say it go
01:04:05
ahead um I
01:04:07
think you don't need to save your
01:04:11
boogers okay for me because I try and do
01:04:16
my best in the house and then I respect
01:04:19
you okay okay so just just to clarify um
01:04:24
just so when you say save his boogers
01:04:28
yeah so you mean he digs in and then he
01:04:32
brings them to you he collects them and
01:04:35
he tries to punish her with them that's
01:04:36
a thing that he does go on go on have I
01:04:40
ever put a booger on you yeah oh yeah I
01:04:42
have I have a bloody one one time on
01:04:46
your
01:04:47
back this all the CH just one I know and
01:04:51
I apologize for that it's okay it's not
01:04:53
a two booger minim is that it yeah okay
01:04:55
I have some things I need to express as
01:04:57
all that about rude oh yeah all right
01:04:59
all right don't be vindictive I'm not
01:05:01
being vindictive what the [ __ ] what you
01:05:02
do what the [ __ ] do you think she was
01:05:04
doing wait wait wait acknowledge what
01:05:05
she said first I acknowledge it and I I
01:05:07
heard everything you said all right yeah
01:05:08
but you're you can't get revenge right
01:05:10
away I'm not going to get revenge man
01:05:12
yeah this is you're you're building up
01:05:13
no I just you know okay you know
01:05:17
um every once in a while in the house I
01:05:20
would like an ally you know because it's
01:05:23
I get ganged up on and and you no matter
01:05:27
what Kila says you agree right no matter
01:05:30
what it is you know she could say
01:05:32
something like Hitler was all right and
01:05:35
she'd be like yeah uh Auntie Hitler was
01:05:39
all right she doesn't give a [ __ ] right
01:05:42
um that's dope though she stands by kilo
01:05:44
she stands by like for instance today
01:05:46
right I had some extra steak left over
01:05:48
on my salad just hear me out all right
01:05:51
and I'm feeding them little chunks of
01:05:52
steak just meat fresh meat who the dogs
01:05:55
the dogs yeah little leftovers you would
01:05:57
you do the same I do do that I did it
01:05:59
this morning exactly right and she comes
01:06:01
in all judgy like what are you doing I
01:06:05
go I'm just and I go don't tell Kila I
01:06:07
did that huh it's too
01:06:10
much you know what I mean I just want to
01:06:13
say it right and I want to too much let
01:06:15
me say something to you little brat oh
01:06:18
hey hey she didn't use any slurs no
01:06:21
slurs she didn't attack you she could
01:06:23
have I know she could have right could
01:06:24
have you w
01:06:26
you little one is that better you little
01:06:28
sweet person sweet little one sweet
01:06:30
little person and I want to say this is
01:06:32
that like I I don't want to live I don't
01:06:34
want to feel like I'm being spied on
01:06:37
right and I I I also don't like narcs
01:06:40
right and every once in a while you know
01:06:42
I would just like you to like let things
01:06:44
pass every once in a while so I don't
01:06:46
get in trouble all the time okay I have
01:06:48
a question do you have a secret
01:06:50
agreement with Kila to to like watch
01:06:54
over him no it's a blood packed did she
01:06:56
say to you hey when I'm not around no
01:06:59
watch this [ __ ] yeah but she
01:07:01
know but she knows she gets points from
01:07:02
Kila when she does yeah yeah that's what
01:07:04
it is let me ask you another question
01:07:06
all right if I said right now hey you
01:07:09
know what I want to stop by Starbucks
01:07:10
and get a cup of coffee don't tell to
01:07:12
kala will you tell
01:07:13
her maybe now I
01:07:15
[Music]
01:07:20
won't okay wait and what so are you
01:07:23
starting to see that you start to see
01:07:25
the eror in that having a you got a BRI
01:07:29
that's the thing Bri her yeah I gave her
01:07:30
a three what what's our contract two
01:07:33
weeks two weeks without abuse abuse but
01:07:35
also give her some more money bribe her
01:07:37
bribe her with money and stuff they like
01:07:40
money and stuff young young people want
01:07:42
money she's not like that if I say hey
01:07:44
can I buy you some shoes I don't need it
01:07:48
but if Kila bought her shoes it'd be
01:07:49
great but she just wants you to give her
01:07:50
the money for the shoes so she can buy
01:07:52
whatever she wants yeah anime and all
01:07:54
that [ __ ] that whatever ever she wants
01:07:56
that's what she already [ __ ] knows
01:07:58
whatever she needs I'll get it for her
01:08:00
you know that right yeah right do you do
01:08:03
you have an iPad yeah who got you that
01:08:05
iPad you exactly yeah but don't rub it
01:08:08
in I'm not rubbing it in I'm just going
01:08:09
to these are factual information I all
01:08:12
right well then don't say it's it's a
01:08:13
rub it in tone you so your who pays for
01:08:16
your phone you exactly right but do I
01:08:19
ever rub that in I never until now no
01:08:23
exactly right but you forget about that
01:08:25
[ __ ] don't you hey hey hey hey hey hey
01:08:27
hey hey you forget about that little
01:08:29
[ __ ] little [ __ ] don't you all right
01:08:32
whatever you need if you said uh Uncle
01:08:34
TI I won Hunter Hunter season 19 you'll
01:08:37
buy it I'll buy Hunter Hunter season 19
01:08:39
okay all right without using it against
01:08:41
her I think this is fair what he's
01:08:43
saying yeah yeah yeah you know he's
01:08:45
going to work on some of these things
01:08:47
but you can't just immediately be like
01:08:49
you know I take
01:08:51
col Bobby was drinking Starbucks and he
01:08:54
gave the dogs always Nar on him you
01:08:57
don't always but there is there should
01:08:59
be why why do you do it I only knark on
01:09:02
him when he does things the wrong way oh
01:09:05
see there we go what okay what's give us
01:09:08
an example what's the wrong way the
01:09:09
wrong way is what's the wrong
01:09:12
way um when when he tried to give food
01:09:16
for the to the dogs I think it's the
01:09:18
wrong way because the dogs are getting
01:09:20
more spoiled MH and then the dogs are
01:09:24
asking okay so it's not Health thing no
01:09:26
not a health thing but so this is like
01:09:28
an opinion thing though maybe so you
01:09:31
ratted him out because you have a
01:09:33
different
01:09:34
opinion and this is why I love you man
01:09:37
you know that's smart thinking and
01:09:39
that's the right approach so I'm just
01:09:40
want I'm just saying like very nice but
01:09:42
let me tell you something yeah back me
01:09:44
up I'm going to split the difference no
01:09:46
don't split the difference I'm this
01:09:47
right here this right here will dictate
01:09:50
a lot between us all right so watch sure
01:09:54
of you thank you and I know uhhuh you
01:09:57
probably do give the dogs an insane
01:09:59
amount of
01:10:01
[ __ ]
01:10:02
sometimes yeah because did she right you
01:10:05
know what I'm saying yeah you want to go
01:10:06
to war no you want to go to war with me
01:10:08
I'm saying Am I Wrong sometimes okay but
01:10:10
let me let me step in on this though why
01:10:12
did you what why are you expecting less
01:10:15
yeah he got you an iPad he pays for your
01:10:18
phone yeah he he said you living in a
01:10:20
house he said he'll get season 19 of
01:10:23
Hunter Hunter whenever you want you're
01:10:24
not even doing [ __ ] there's no equipment
01:10:26
over there so now you're telling me that
01:10:30
when he does that for something else
01:10:32
you're like oh this is wrong so maybe
01:10:33
you're spoiled uhoh wow oh [ __ ] maybe so
01:10:38
maybe you shouldn't get an iPad and you
01:10:40
should start paying for your phone bill
01:10:42
maybe right oh
01:10:46
shito Rudy Rudy Tito Andrew will pay for
01:10:50
your phone okay I'm just saying you know
01:10:53
you guys Belong Together honestly they
01:10:55
perfect you guys are perfect for each
01:10:56
other I honestly cleans up his mess
01:10:59
Jules Jules Jules the honest truth since
01:11:01
we're here since we're talking honesty
01:11:03
and being real the honest I I
01:11:07
may I've always wanted to have a
01:11:10
kid I really I I've always wanted one
01:11:13
and having you around the house gives me
01:11:15
a glimpse of how great a kid would be
01:11:18
because um let's get you a kid no I'm
01:11:20
just saying he's afraid why don't you
01:11:22
have the [ __ ] up let me finish one my
01:11:24
[ __ ] compliment right
01:11:25
and but if I ever have a kid I will want
01:11:28
a kid just like you a you could adopt
01:11:31
adopt her she's [ __ ] 19 now well then
01:11:34
you're good no child supp all the
01:11:37
[ __ ] kick her out whatever you
01:11:40
need and I always tell her I go you know
01:11:42
just when we're driving or whatever and
01:11:44
we're by ourselves I always say you know
01:11:46
and what drives me crazy is cuz she has
01:11:49
a auntie Louisa right just don't roll
01:11:52
your eyes right and in the car I asked
01:11:54
her just on the drive over here I go Who
01:11:56
Do You Love More aune Louisa or me I
01:11:59
knew her longer and she's family yeah
01:12:02
right I go but what has she done for you
01:12:04
that's a diplomatic thing right there
01:12:06
but I don't like it she's no no longer
01:12:08
that's blood yeah but I think that um
01:12:12
deep down inside I'm better for her and
01:12:14
I love her more where's atie Louisa is
01:12:15
she back in the Philippines Yeah well
01:12:17
yeah we don't need her anym but guess
01:12:19
what Auntie Louisa is here come on out
01:12:21
Auntie
01:12:22
L Jak uh I got late
01:12:26
already you got Co tested yesterday
01:12:29
today too every day oh for your TV shoot
01:12:33
yeah I got one Tuesday as well did you
01:12:35
get one yeah about a few weeks back yeah
01:12:38
have you ever gotten one nope shit's
01:12:41
terrible I hate it yeah I also they just
01:12:44
kind of like they do probably a thousand
01:12:46
a day so they don't give a [ __ ] about
01:12:48
your nostril they just got you know mean
01:12:50
as if they're turning but butter yeah
01:12:51
like they're like they're whisking some
01:12:53
eggs for an omelet man it's just why
01:12:55
can't they do blood don't they do blood
01:12:56
or no it's only in your nose yeah but
01:12:58
it's like it's intrusive it they jam it
01:13:00
into the top and there's a chemical
01:13:03
where there's like a chemical like it's
01:13:04
like a methy kind of chemical and and
01:13:06
and you could and you sneeze every time
01:13:08
I don't know if you I sneeze every time
01:13:09
did they ask you if you did you guys do
01:13:11
the antibodies to see if you used to
01:13:12
have it no I didn't do that I just I
01:13:15
just did the straight test see that's
01:13:16
what I want to know because if you have
01:13:17
the antibodies then I'd be less nervous
01:13:18
about traveling and all that stuff like
01:13:21
I would scare me less if I had it
01:13:22
already so do you let me ask you about
01:13:24
traveling do you have any dates lined up
01:13:25
or no I was going to do a college gig
01:13:28
and then they made it virtual so I was
01:13:30
like yes you got paid for a virtual gig
01:13:32
dude I want to do that so bad that's
01:13:33
amazing it's college so it doesn't
01:13:35
matter but but but I haven't I I keep
01:13:37
pushing him back same I just don't know
01:13:39
about getting on a plane and and a
01:13:41
certain point too though you're like
01:13:42
just like how much money is enough money
01:13:44
to be like okay I'll get on this plane
01:13:45
and deal with the the the connection and
01:13:48
deal with like you know what I mean yeah
01:13:49
but I feel like I first of all fly
01:13:52
direct always it just depends on some of
01:13:54
these places man ion I do that was the
01:13:55
thing I did last year I said I'm not
01:13:56
going to go if I can't get there one way
01:13:58
if I can't just land in the city and get
01:14:00
there by car close I'm not going to go
01:14:02
drive stop twice Drive I can't do it
01:14:05
anymore I it just wears on you by the
01:14:07
way did you see the guy who killed bin
01:14:09
Bin Laden he got he posted a picture of
01:14:11
him on a plane not wearing a mask and
01:14:13
said I'm not a [ __ ] did you see that
01:14:16
well listen here's the problem Delta
01:14:18
banned him from their flights and uh the
01:14:21
irony of this whole thing that many
01:14:23
people explained in the thread but this
01:14:24
is what the internet does right away
01:14:25
they're like [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] what
01:14:27
an [ __ ] who cares if you kill B lad
01:14:29
that's a dick move he's making an a
01:14:32
military joke when you look at the photo
01:14:35
I'll bring it up he's sitting on a Delta
01:14:37
flight a guy next to him uh Bin Laden
01:14:42
killer no won't wear mask he a guy sit
01:14:45
next him was wearing a USMC shirt uh
01:14:48
Marine Corps shirt right here he's
01:14:51
wearing a uh a Marine Corps hat sorry US
01:14:54
Marine and and see it's he wrote he
01:14:55
tweeted I'm not a [ __ ] but he probably
01:14:58
did have a mask and he was just making a
01:15:00
joke that's the joke right so he's
01:15:01
making a military joke about the Marines
01:15:04
right that was what the thread turned
01:15:05
into by this time his wife had made him
01:15:08
delete the Tweet because she's like you
01:15:10
went viral why did what did you do like
01:15:12
it's all over the place yeah he shows
01:15:14
her what he did thinking it's a joke and
01:15:16
Delta now bans him from flights yeah
01:15:18
because it says I'm not a [ __ ] he had a
01:15:20
mask you know he just took it off to
01:15:21
take the photo cuz he thought that was
01:15:23
funny it's all of this stuff is getting
01:15:24
out of hand isn't that [ __ ] crazy
01:15:25
though it's out of hand also also ballsy
01:15:29
moved by Delta Banning the guy that
01:15:31
killed Bin Laden he might come back
01:15:33
after your ass I'm not messing with a
01:15:34
Bin Laden killer it's like it's a sort
01:15:36
of like yeah he wasn't by himself by the
01:15:38
way on the flight no when he killed Ben
01:15:41
Li yeah he didn't fly he didn't fly
01:15:42
there on like a Southwest he just
01:15:44
happened to be the guy that walked in
01:15:45
the room he was the first one I know but
01:15:48
I've seen the movie like he you act you
01:15:50
act like it's not insanely hard to kill
01:15:53
it's difficult I I would I I would have
01:15:55
killed all the kids in the house before
01:15:56
I could been L you would have killed
01:15:58
yourself first yeah I would and it shot
01:15:59
my [ __ ] face you know what I mean
01:16:01
Bobby we're going
01:16:02
in yeah yeah I would have been dead
01:16:04
first my that's not my point and and and
01:16:07
I thank you for him for doing it but I'm
01:16:09
just saying that he was with a bunch of
01:16:11
guys with the little light thing and
01:16:13
it's a bad joke he's like I this is a
01:16:16
bad joke or this thing is going on here
01:16:18
this is a bad joke
01:16:20
this Griff gri [ __ ] you Griff all right
01:16:24
I'm just saying but this is a bad J the
01:16:26
problem with this is now you know the
01:16:28
internet gets a hold of things they
01:16:29
create their own narrative but ban him
01:16:31
from Delta ban him for making one small
01:16:33
stupid joke that's a little over the top
01:16:35
yeah we are not going to stop people
01:16:38
from wearing masks he's probably wear
01:16:40
wor a some people are going to wear it
01:16:42
some people are AR I'm now in a point of
01:16:44
view is go ahead don't wear a mask but
01:16:48
I'm gonna I'm going to wear one yeah but
01:16:50
I think you should I just think this is
01:16:51
him thinking it's a funny thing he
01:16:53
should have just sent this as a text to
01:16:55
his friend listen not to the [ __ ]
01:16:57
internet I hate wearing a mask just like
01:17:00
I don't always like wearing a seat belt
01:17:01
or I always don't like have you know the
01:17:03
things that you have to do doesn't
01:17:04
bother me I hate it I can't stand it
01:17:06
it's just you know but is it because
01:17:08
your ears are wide far apart there we go
01:17:11
there we go are you happy I love it go
01:17:15
stop going stop no you do have a big
01:17:16
head but go ahead but what is it he it
01:17:18
said is bigger than mine proportion to
01:17:20
his body yeah proportion wise you're
01:17:21
right you're right that is true okay
01:17:23
he's like he's like a yellow it's it's
01:17:26
still bigger like if somebody peed on
01:17:27
the ground and they roll they roll it
01:17:30
into
01:17:30
a if ant's head bigger promotion to his
01:17:33
body still your head's still bigger okay
01:17:36
tell me why you don't like wearing a
01:17:37
[ __ ] mask I'm say I don't like
01:17:38
wearing a mask but at the same time too
01:17:40
I also don't like the energy people give
01:17:42
you about when you don't have a mask on
01:17:44
I think that is part of the problem too
01:17:46
big time you know it's like the people
01:17:48
that like you know you know like yo yo
01:17:52
mind your [ __ ] business
01:17:55
I say I say just put it on like no but
01:17:57
I'm saying you know like you but let's
01:17:58
say you walk sometimes you forget like I
01:18:00
got [ __ ] Mas you mean you're walking
01:18:02
and and then somebody might hit you with
01:18:04
a like I I went to like go through like
01:18:06
a coffee bean drive-thru I'm in the
01:18:08
Drive-Thru you know and I get up to pay
01:18:11
and the guy slams The Thing shut you
01:18:13
know he's
01:18:15
like and just the way he was
01:18:17
acting you know then you get it you go
01:18:21
yeah [ __ ] give me my [ __ ] [ __ ] you
01:18:22
know what I mean I just can't like it
01:18:25
didn't have to be so demonstrative to
01:18:28
not wear one it just makes it a whole
01:18:30
thing where he just be like you know hey
01:18:31
we need to wear you know sure he could
01:18:33
have been a little bit nicer that's all
01:18:34
I'm saying people can be a little bit
01:18:36
that's you're F what is it coffee bean
01:18:39
yeah you go you go through Jack in the
01:18:40
Box they're like take off the mask man
01:18:42
no one gives a [ __ ] over here understand
01:18:43
you're in a drivethru you don't think oh
01:18:44
maybe I don't need this and so you know
01:18:46
it's not like I was like I'm not I'm not
01:18:48
trying to be like a i Haven in a
01:18:50
drivethru i some drive-throughs are like
01:18:52
yeah you got to wear a mask to cuz they
01:18:54
wear them and just take it through the
01:18:55
window and I don't come near them no
01:18:57
there some places so but I'm saying it's
01:18:59
not crazy that I didn't have the mask on
01:19:01
right it's not like I'm walking into a
01:19:03
[ __ ] you know Rudy is an anti-masker
01:19:05
antia anti- mask she says that all the
01:19:07
time
01:19:08
she go I don't wear mask anti yeah you
01:19:11
don't it she's very uh adamant about it
01:19:14
okay Griff's gonna sign off the show for
01:19:16
us look inside that single camera and
01:19:18
say thank you for know what you're going
01:19:19
to do you're just going to cut it off
01:19:20
[ __ ] you why what are you talking about
01:19:21
every time you guys call me you're like
01:19:22
okay Griff do this and then you hang up
01:19:24
on me will you just look at the camer
01:19:25
fuing do it look at the Griff Griff I'm
01:19:29
out wow wow wow the disrespect
01:19:33
disrespectful the disrespect anyway
01:19:35
thank you for for being a bad
01:19:38
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01:19:51
friend wo
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