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[Music] or something we're bad friends welcome back to bad friends let me tell you
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something it's a new show it's different today Bobby's gone because we fired him
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fired and we're looking to fill his spot so we've got some people that are going to come in and fill a spot right now Trev Wallace t-dub is in the house in
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the hot seat and also directly across from him is my main man Rex dizzy this [ __ ] is your best and right next to him is um
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damn I always forget your name you gave it to me Juicy's in the [ __ ] house um how fun is this guys we're filling in Bobby's seat because we don't need him anymore I'm busy I'm a chubby Korean so
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[ __ ] it yeah you feel you fill the mold let's get weird let's really get let's get right into it so Rick and I worked
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together on uh a24 show called beef that will come out when is that gonna come out I have no idea next year sometime next year yeah is this the show that was written for Bobby it was
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I think we found the answer right here the host is across from me so Bobby's mad at Bobby doesn't hate you but he's
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not happy that you got the role that he wanted because it was supposed to be maybe me and Bobby at one point and then
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it became me and wreck you know I approached him about it what did you say I saw the podcast and then the next day
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I was eating um at some Korean a restaurant and I was like yeah I heard you was talking [ __ ] but respectfully
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because I know he he probably kicked my ass though no he can't he has agency strength that's like 75 years old he is
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an old tiny Korean man some little old Korean man have good strength yeah they don't work out but they're like very powerful I think it's because of the mandatory military service oh right
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something right he has that yeah he does and like hidden Korean rage I don't have that much you guys fight now can we set
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up a fight between wreck and Bobby and see who wins yeah we'll get on that okay you wanna no you better knuckle him I
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absolutely don't want to fight him so honest you're like I did that I don't want yeah so wreck filled uh filled the shoes that Bobby couldn't and man oh man did you kill it on the show so it's so
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good I don't think the show is good but you did good you did you killed it I I I
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did very very good and that was humble I'm very humble about it yeah no I I had a super fun
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time I hope the show is good who [ __ ] who knows you know what I mean you do stuff and you never I had a guy we I just sat at the coffee
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shop this this guy was like oh I saw the trailer that you did for that Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart thing and look I
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had a great time it's not doing well do you feel that's a personal thing on you at all or no it was all Me Okay Kevin the whole time was like come on man this is on you this film is about you it's your film right and I was like
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okay and it's I don't know what's funny about Netflix is you can't bomb really it just goes away that one bomb
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did it bomb when the producers are saying it bombed it really evolved no we talked about it on the show before I think I run Tomatoes I think I'm Rotten
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Tomatoes we showed it what is it now six yeah but you're not doing that to be like this is where I get my acting Wings you're like [ __ ] Kevin Hart
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yeah you get a couple Stills with him and you're good all the pictures I had to post he made
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me pay and you also did this just to make friends with Kevin that was his only reason he got a six on a Tomato Meter shout out that's pretty good yeah it's pretty level how many reviews
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though 855 000 it says something like that there's a couple of critics 64. 64. that's not that's not enough I think you need to hit 100 before you get
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a real rating right but anyway yeah dude I don't know and I'm also in I will know if a box office
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that bottom right maybe Kevin Hart's worst movie yeah yeah and that's from Nick at the uh Daily Beast you know he's
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a top critic did you know that and every day he's just a beast The Daily Beast critics they're not gonna show any
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bottom critics Russell Simmons look at Russell Simmons Russell Simmons is on there Russ Simmons
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for him where's he at oh did you work for Russell I used to work for Russell Simmons yeah go on uh and then uh he was
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the man he would just bring hot women into the office and then go to his office where they would probably do
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Hollywood stuff and then he would just walk out and then she would leave and he'd like put this girl in a sketch
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because it was a a comedy and music vertical at the time ah and uh what is Hollywood stuff that they would do
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behind closed doors I think a lot of rock paper scissors naked sexually I don't know I I don't know but uh that he
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would just bring lovely women in probably have a nice General pitch meeting as Hollywood is you're like here's my script and he was like here's
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my [ __ ] and you know oh I mean maybe I don't know is that what goes on in Hollywood why am I not
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getting more roles that's why I didn't do well yeah show your [ __ ] I didn't show you I don't know I I think he would
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he would just oftentimes he always had like an Entourage he was just his Instagram was always like yoga like post
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like very Zen and then he'd walk in be like just yelling and then just have like hot women is calling me he'd be
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like white [ __ ] she would say that to me you were the white [ __ ] he would say white [ __ ] you're Russell Simmons he's white [ __ ] I was yeah I worked for him
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for like three years he never once knew my name I used to like post on his Instagram like I was his guy like when
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you put out a special you should call it white [ __ ] white [ __ ] Trevor Wallace white [ __ ] damn and if you do put out a
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special uh we're we've all been waiting by the way because Trevor Wallace according to Bobby Lee is the Best
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comedian that's out right now thank you thank you he's not here I mean I used to get up what's the laughter for huh one
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of my top 20 this is the same chair that Bobby was appraising me on yeah and you were like I mean I guess I wasn't show the footage
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you said you said he said how good is Trevor Wallace I go he's great and then he wanted me to like go down
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this road with him and being like Oh Trevor oh my God and I was annoyed with him trying to like pull me down this
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weird road I was like what he's great I said he's great and he's like no no no he's better than great I was like okay man well now you're what do you think
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about me I hate you that's what I was thinking I absolutely love you dude I think you're I think you're a great
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comic and also a really cutie patootie when we did that show together man I watched you on stage
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boy oh boy do you got a nice you got a nice structure like in the face of the ass just your Bot is cool oh nice what angle just your
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body I was behind you and I saw you sideways too a lot oh at uh when we did uh oh yeah I did the the bad friend we did the show together yeah I was supposed to be like brought out on stage and then you're like no no no no no no
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no no no no no it's not how it works over here too much pale pigment on one screen well we're mixing it up today because
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we've got you know we have two whites in the lead chair uh but it feels good it is nice but I need we needed a little
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bit of uh a little bit of Asian Spice a little bit of fish I'm glad I could do that for you wreck you do wreck did you
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did you any time to speak to Juicy did you guys get to meet um like after watching this podcast every
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week I feel like I know her you don't watch it every week do you I do God bless I love this podcast man you're
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incredible so I saw her and I first thing I said it was not nice to meet you but I love you and then oh nice it just
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came out it took Mia back and I was like wait uh my bad I mean nice to meet you oh that's sweet yeah how did you respond
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I don't I don't love you though I mean I I am playing hard to get dude she said I think you're great I said who did oh no
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I did not to his face did you no I said I love you too okay nice so we love each
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other yeah I'm all about the love you are all about the love yeah that's what I do before I go on stage people ask
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what I think about I just think about love are you being serious dead serious I like this I need we need more love do you like say something in your head uh sometimes I think about someone like my
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mom or someone like that's easy for me to like feel like love and then I just like expand that I like that I I think
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about but I should think about my jokes probably no no no no no no that comes next that's that's not that big I think
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about Kanye West right before I go on because a lot of his rhetoric lately you know it's really inspiring
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he's inspiring this guy he's a loopy sad boy man and somebody then I just saw an
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article that said he was ranting about Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis I saw that Noah's [ __ ] oh he's the pizza for the
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ranch yeah the tenant shirt I've known Pete for a long time and now when I met him he was only eight inches so it's
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cool to see that you grow with time as a person and in your penis allegedly screamed out Pete David's 10 inch penis during a fight with Charlemagne Charlemagne will do that man he's so good at pulling people into this world
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of getting really mad and stuff he's so [ __ ] good at like making people get annoyed and pissed off and then
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then blowing up on his show he also baits people to say [ __ ] up [ __ ] do they have footage of that though the
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[ __ ] no I don't know if I had a 10 inch [ __ ] I mean I'll be running I'm doing the same
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thing run around town trying to date everybody yeah 100 but unfortunately I don't how many inches is your [ __ ] Trev probably
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six and a quarter six and a quarter is honest and real and I know that's actually the number yeah you measured it huh oh yeah recently but you know what's
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a trip one time I measured it with us with a straight root like a hard a wooden ruler and then I did it with a
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tape measure and I was longer on the tape measure on tape measure so what's up dude is that skewed you got the Curves in there you go all the way around it's angles I
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had to use a protractor to get uh some of my [ __ ] there if I had a penis I'd measure it all the
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time no because once you get it you got it the height charts it's h-day Market yeah yeah it really
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depends on the season summer is probably better than most but it's true summer you do have a nicer [ __ ] in the summer
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humidity feels comfortable the winner always makes me get a small penis oh yeah it's like you took Adderall this is
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not good for you it just doesn't work does your penis shrink up in the winter uh it's pretty much the same always same
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size always yeah never changes consistency yeah summer penis is a thing by the way look at this this is a thing
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men are claiming oh yeah men will do anything it seems bigger the heat wave is making their penis bigger
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it's a good thing oh nice let's keep [ __ ] up the environment as long as we get bigger [ __ ] world is melting bigger
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[ __ ] now that's my special name right there dude summer penis is a thing I'm gonna have to check now I I didn't know that all right everyone at home measure your
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[ __ ] in the winter and the summer please send your results because fancy needs to see I actually sent a picture of your
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penis in the summer and then in the winter to fancy but is it la like just in a Perpetual Summer State everybody's
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always packing that's why I live here yeah [ __ ] baby stay sick are you from L.A
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pretty much okay like the suburbs of it like an hour away oh God bless so just been packing my whole life you're from
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L.A no I'm from uh New York from Queens let's just say you're from L.A I'm from L.A when they're listening always got a
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big car I did I forgot you did but you lived in Queens for a short amount of time and then you guys moved didn't you tell me that no I was born and raised in
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Queens and then I moved to L.A wow maybe there's other Asian on the show my bad dude the whole show was Asians by the
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way I'm not kidding look at the [ __ ] cast for this show it's it's I'm there's one white and all Asians it's this is my
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thing man I'm the white what is that called the token white guy man the token white guy yeah for now
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until until they're like we got to get a new white I think you should capitalize on this and you love golf Koreans love
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golf bro I love golf you should be a star in Korea well link me up with the Koreans how do I do I do a show with a
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little one every week and it's time I get you some cameos and some rap videos uh I'm we will you seriously I
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absolutely will I want to get linked up with the Koreans let's [ __ ] go get some K-pop gone I [ __ ] with Koreans I love their food I love the people and
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you're a non-cringe Ally a non-crunch Ally yeah hell yeah dude that's so good to know you are too I think both of
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y'all you're vouching yeah what about juice oh I haven't really heard her speak on any oh yeah issues I
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said I love there's also an ax underneath your chair is that plan do we know this there's an accident oh yeah yeah okay for sure it's
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Rudy has knives all over the place gotcha okay tell me tell me okay make yourself an ally right now towards
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anybody doesn't have to be Koreans but let's go let's hear what your stances are on public issues well I'd have it's
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I think it's Case by case all right let's start with something heavy the Jews go
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you want to give me an example though Korean juice Korean juice how are they I mean it's I think people are people I think Ben Baller is a I think Ben Baller is a Korean Jew Ben Baller is a Korean I
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think he like converts is he really I mean he works in diamonds yeah okay shout out our fellow people our fellow
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Jews out here yeah Travis did you you have to right uh I got a bar mitzvah I'm [ __ ] up for real my dad my dad is
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Christian my mom is uh Jewish but in that because you look Christian thank you you're 100 yeah it's like kind of
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like a Puggle dog like it's like you look more like a beagle than a pug so it's like it's nice people like you're [ __ ] Jewish dude but that's kind of
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nice that you don't because you don't look the thing yeah because you look like you look like what they
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what Mormons want you are okay like handsome swiping right well you're hearing some of your clean cut like you look like you've never had an STD you look like you've never gotten in Bad Boy
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trouble have you had a bad boy trouble no see what I mean no you're pure dude you're one of these guys I can see you
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wearing one of these white shirts that's you for Halloween yeah I might go like no helmet though I don't want to [ __ ] up the hair on the bikes but speaking of no
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helmet you have one though you're searched right uh I clipped up yeah yeah are you circumcised yeah you
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are are you circumcised I don't have a penis what the [ __ ] get out of town and the show are you talked what do they
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do for girls so they tuck you do they tuck you early just to make sure the lips don't fall out too much I don't
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really do much in this country we don't no we should we should find out a way to have uh girls need to get circumcised
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too guys I'm sick of this [ __ ] thing where it's like just men it's gross like let's equality girls need to get snipped
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don't some places do that yeah like the Sudan yeah but that's that's vaginal mutilation they like they hold them
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against their will yeah I don't do you think they call it vaginal Mutual Nation they call it ouchy ouchy I think
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you're going to get ouchy today buddy Trevor I I I I'm happy that um you're here in Bobby C because I gotta tell you your energy is good and I do think we might have to genuinely
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replace oh [ __ ] yeah where is Bobby does he know this is going on no he has no idea what is he doing right now is he
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still at that Joe's Crab Shack in Honolulu oh my god dude six times I almost flew there and sucked
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him off myself she was like day four all alone now Bobby I love you but let me send you some hoes respectfully he's in uh he's in New York he's filming uh what's the
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what's the show called now it's sex in the city but it's called something else and just like that and just like that my
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mom loves that show that's how she knows Bobby really seriously that is I was like don't tell him that he would be so
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sorry I never told him that I was like you might know him from Mad TV or something and she's like no actually I
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know I'm from Sex in the City yeah but you know what audiences you must be huge because they keep making seasons of this show so she loves it she
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says he's great in it and just like that what is his character in there he was a podcaster you're lying I swear to God
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look that's where Hollywood is right now oh my God yeah he's like a hypebeast podcaster yeah that's him right there no way and that's his co-host right she's the
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co-host the girl on the right the yeah well you know what's funny is I'm not being facetious by any means I think the person he's with goes by they oh I'm
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being serious I'm not being a smartass I'm not gonna lie they look like they're having more fun than he usually has on here
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so this might all be coming that's interesting time together that's an interesting look look at it yeah he's
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acting dude okay Bobby's never look at look at that that's how he talks to you on the phone
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do you remember how to remember those days when you would call someone on the phone and talk to them for hours and hours and hours like a boy did you ever
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Boy Crush that you like spoke to on the phone for hours at night yeah until your mom was like get off the phone yeah well
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I had the cell phone by junior high so by the time I was like calling boys I had a cell phone so racking up those
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minutes yeah Orion unlimited no I didn't understand minutes and then one day she
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was like how did you make like leave me alone but I didn't know she had record of how much I was on the phone so that was pretty embarrassing yeah well they can see that you're like yeah
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Mom I get [ __ ] dudes leave me alone where's your minutes at bye bro no you know what I did it from uh we were house phone kids yeah like I grew
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up how you didn't have house I had it for a little bit you're you're old enough yeah yeah you didn't know yeah oh
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you did I used to have my parents made me answer the phone a certain way oh let's go oh whoa bringing the chaos in
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piece of [ __ ] whoa baby girl with the bedazzled Wawa let's go she is really rich dude this is out of control this is what she does why didn't I enter like this I don't know
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should I leave because she's way funnier than I no no she's not right all right well let's here's the deal I want to see how we can make this work uh we're gonna be interviewing a few people today to find out who's gonna take over
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Bobby's seat um juicy you're in on this too because you know this would be a co-host for you
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okay so she doesn't even want it she does wait no I'm not grateful audition to be a producer after this too yeah you sure can that's not a good spot I thought I was auditioning for Rudy you
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are okay that's racist you put the Asian in the Asian Spot yeah what's wrong with that what's wrong with that wait what's
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wrong with putting the Asians also this show is all Asian most of the time it's me drowned by Asia
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the only thing that saves me on this show is that I got you know I have a fan I have a [ __ ] you know what this this
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is the diversity episode couple of Border jumpers yeah with the white not you I thought you were saying gay guys
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huh I thought you were saying they were your gay guys they kind of are yeah they're like married gay guys but only one John the border the other one flew
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here oh boy on a private jet that is what fancy that's more my speed have you ever have you been on a private jet Carlos because you're your dad no uh
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that's a rich sentence that's a CSI Miami show if I've ever heard of one we're married rich your ex was super wealthy that girl that I met
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yeah no she did not look she didn't look rich at all she looked like yoga yes she looked like uh she got paid in donations
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in hope she got paid in promises place in the Bahamas like a Vineyard she had a place in the Bahamas and a Vineyard where'd you guys meet in rehab burn Zinger
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same place same thing that's where you move to get detox and Jesus Silver Lake is [ __ ] that is rehab Town everyone looks it looks just like
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me can I tell you something I complimented him already he's so [ __ ] cute let's go baby he gets nervous when
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I say that to him because he knows that I mean I mean it yeah Big Brother energy like you like compliment and I'm waiting
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for you just like nut tap me under the desk but [ __ ] [ __ ] maybe he'll not rub you oh God
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I do have big brother energy I do right but like even when we're in Austin and the girl I was with met you she's like I think that guy hates me I was like no that's just him oh my God you nagged
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Trevor's girl do you want to know what happened for real so this is really what happened this is kind of crazy
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there's a million people backstage and these guys know during production of shows it's a nightmare and you're trying
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to figure out like who's going on when and when when and we're doing a bad friend's life so there's a bunch of different people coming and going someone was late and they couldn't get a
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bus and he was dropped off at the wrong time and blood and it was all this [ __ ] and I see this girl who's wearing a
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lanyard and I immediately I'm thinking she works for uh the festival oh my God she's standing there alone it's like give me a [ __ ] call bro I go [ __ ] get me a coffee [ __ ] [ __ ] was getting
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paid to be [ __ ] abused I'm thinking she's someone's manager or agent or a [ __ ] you know what happens to these festivals that like people in the [ __ ] business just are allowed to just go places and you're like who are
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you and they're like I work for f you know we did a quibby show in 09 yeah and I'm like okay so I I didn't [ __ ] her off
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but I was like hey what's up I just kind of was I didn't know who she was I thought she was just another girl backstage and then Trevor's like
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Trevor's like this is my girlfriend and I was like oh my God then I reintroduced myself and nicely I was just like did
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she work with us I have no idea fancy brings around these young women all the time he's a baby Thief this guy in the
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glasses he'll just show up and be like I brought that baby he'll just bring a baby oh no and I'm like why do you have
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a little baby and he's like she'll go for the show and I'm like okay this is a human stork just dropping off here you
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know sell babies we don't pay enough you're fired you're [ __ ] audition for that role next yeah you're up I think
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I'll be a good producer I'll just pull up Pornhub every 14 minutes but I did I was very nice to your girlfriend after you introduced her properly but you you
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left her out you left her to stray but you guys were like you're doing the podcast you're doing stand-up you're doing and I was just on my toes so I
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[ __ ] off for a little bit so yeah you kind of [ __ ] her off more yeah can I just you broke up right yeah I just want
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to let the ladies know out there Trevor is available bad friends what's up [ __ ] handsome he's ready he is hot
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and handsome and he's got a six and one quarter penis six and a quarter baby really maybe bigger in the summer bigger
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in the summer you might have summer dick somebody trim that hair make that dick bigger wait a minute that girl that I met you uh broke up
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with her you're no longer together well then I don't feel bad about what I did to her there we go
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when he was on stage he was like I love him so much and I was like shut up and she said that she goes he's so funny now
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shut up [ __ ] up [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up you dumb [ __ ] no she was really nice she was very very
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nice and cool and I was sweet to her once you introduced me but that's the rule everybody knows if you bring a significant other to an event or
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something you can't leave them out this stray you have to she has to be near you because otherwise she's Rogue then it's
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like who is this lady it's a rogue lady and I assume she's somebody's manager or PR person and I've she doesn't want a PR
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Vibe yeah and I don't want to talk to PRP Annie has the best significant other she's got a Todd I got a Todd everyone
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who's ever since had Todd can wander off it's [ __ ] annoying though because I'm always like where's Todd I'm like I'm holding my own purse I'm like where is
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Todd he does everything it's awesome because he was having so much fun and everyone just like adopted Todd I was like guys Todd's mine okay no we we kind
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of took Todd on her when I see him at the store I get happy when I see you I get happy because I love you but when I see him I'm like ooh Todd's here
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I know he really is better half asian he is half but which Asian it's not a good
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one though no he's the bat Lao Shen that's so cute oh that is good they have like yeah they have a wreck you got the
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comments I don't know you know I don't think I want to say the best Asian well I'm just saying that's because he's my
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boyfriend rank the Asians for real be honest Korea's number one that's all like Korean is really and who's second be real it doesn't really matter yes oh well not
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first or last Ricky Bobby there we go today good nights I think it goes Koreans I've said this on the show
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Japanese love Japanese people uh keep the camera on him Koreans please I have to say Chinese I have to say Chinese because you know
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because they get the shorter well they own this show I'm sure we don't even know it but they own this show there is a like ranking of like not giving a [ __ ]
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and giving too much of a [ __ ] Japanese people are here they give too much of a [ __ ] that's why they're so polite and [ __ ] with that kind of masked their true
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emotions yeah and then they're like the Canadians and then Chinese yeah my bad but a
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Chinese people just don't give a [ __ ] at all and then Koreans are smack in the middle like no I don't give a [ __ ] but I
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do versatile that's what I say what about what about like uh what about what about Taiwanese they just hate do you call Chinese yeah that's right they do yeah yeah now work
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00:27:17
and then then we'll get a little swap with Annie's yeah um okay six and a quarter inches thanks for coming in today of course am I this is me not Bobby thanks for coming in today
00:27:29
hey pleasure to be here oh my God he's failing he's failing so bad uh tell me oh I have to be like mean what do you
00:27:36
saw [ __ ] no no I'm the mean one no but like I feel like that's how you win people over as you like be like rude
00:27:42
you're the dumb one I'm the mean one she's the sweet funny one you get it oh okay okay we're all acting yes
00:27:50
yeah cause I'm very smart I did very well on the acts all right yes all right oh what did you get on the act's truck uh 24.
00:28:00
isn't that a thousand isn't that the SAT dog the acts are out of 36. uh acts are 36.
00:28:09
yeah yeah I did well for state school kids Rachel what did you get on that I smoked weed in eighth grade out of a
00:28:14
light bulb so for me like this is a good trajectory literally the first time I smoked weed 428 that sounds like a great
00:28:20
idea a light bulb yeah I was with some other kid and he broke the glass off then she
00:28:25
used the bottom I was like what the [ __ ] and then put it over uh you guys are what's the first time you how was the first uh device you used to ingest
00:28:31
marijuana Rick just a like a j oh no a blunt actually a blunt that's way cooler cool guy that's New York those are cool just a just a blunt I'm smoking weed out of a g e damn electric bill
00:28:43
[Laughter] yeah a big pen like uh the just the outside piece of the tube with tin foil you know sometimes that's a guy named Vic who if he is alive I am in shock I
00:28:58
forget where you're from and then stuff like that reminds me oh Philly oh yeah whenever I like a big pen yeah you are
00:29:03
that's so trash that's disgusting mine was an apple 100 an apple apple was like the smartest because we we were we couldn't buy papers because we were scared they wouldn't sell them to us so we were 14. and my buddy was like a guy
00:29:16
I know said you could smoke it through fruit and I was like shut the [ __ ] up and he said did you call me he got it
00:29:22
two pencils jammed him through me smoked him an apple and then he was like and then we have to eat the apples
00:29:28
even the cookie after you jerk off on it it's like come on leave the cookie alone cookie yeah I don't Carlos did laugh
00:29:35
like he was always the [ __ ] cookie eater by the way Carlos did you ever eat a come cookie be honest no but he's always watched guys jerk off he has done he has
00:29:42
watched a lot of guys masturbate have you guys mutually masturbated uh on a thing or in a thing with friends have you ever done that you know about the
00:29:48
[ __ ] cookie you know I know about it I've never done it have you done this wreck nah damn you've done it gluten-free yeah I am gluten-free I did I did I did I did
00:29:55
a group jerk off uh in a thing it was really mean college or just at The Comedy Store I feel like it was at the
00:30:01
colonies go at first we all jerked off on Eliza's dog that's why she was called Blanche Blanche means white because it's for the
00:30:12
gym can somebody watch my dogs you went off on the dog oh we'll watch her all right we are going down Eliza I'm sorry about this I think I think the dog passed away by the way sorry Eliza we're
00:30:25
just joking around we're just kidding around you know comedy I do hear that the dog died from uh
00:30:31
[Laughter] so many at The Comedy Store have been just fatalities it sounds like a dog is drowning in come back there don't worry about it happens all the time no we did
00:30:43
I did something very mean a guy a guy that's a dude that we knew in high school that some someone didn't like and they were they had beef over a girl yeah and he stole his jacket from an
00:30:54
auditorium like he put down his jacket and we all jerked off on this guy's jacket and you should have came like in
00:31:00
the pockets like you were funny oh I can't wait later he's like where's my phone
00:31:06
well let me tell you something the guy that the guy had beef with that we knew he gave him back that jacket that jacket
00:31:12
was returned to the rightful owner it's the best kick me sign ever well because we know but he but no one else knows
00:31:18
it's perfect but now he does by the way he's watching this and he's like no yeah I uh in college I jerked off and I usually would jerk off into like a wad
00:31:31
of tissues and I just don't put in my pocket and throw it into the bathroom flush it so [ __ ] cereal I was I'll just
00:31:39
dispose it in the bathroom I'm the Dahmer of jerking off um yeah no but I was high as [ __ ] too and then I
00:31:46
had to go to class that goes crazy yeah a lot of elements going together so I had this in my pocket went to go take a
00:31:52
test it just smelled like jizz throughout the whole test I was like who the [ __ ] yeah I mean like yeah and then
00:31:58
and then I was like reaching I was running to do my pockets and I pulled I was like what the [ __ ] is this I pulled it out in front of everybody it's just
00:32:05
this one but nobody knew what it was you should have you should have blown your nose I know I should have played it off
00:32:11
but yeah that was kind of a story I was hoping to forget but it came up I'm glad that I came back you just held it like Statue of Liberty
00:32:18
I was like no I realized what it was and I just went back what's the first device you use to smoke
00:32:24
marijuana a pipe like like a good lady I imagine it being like a big tobacco pipe though yeah
00:32:31
yeah corn husk one you don't even run the Renaissance little glass pipe I used to love chilums
00:32:38
I used to love them because you feel cool that you know how to use them yeah and it was cool to say Chillum I was
00:32:43
always like oh I always think one hitter yeah we call those one-hitters yeah do you ever get to see the cigarette ones
00:32:49
that were metal and you're like of course titmouse just sent me one those tit Mouse animation house was like Merry
00:32:55
Christmas and sent me a little a little it's a little um beautiful wooden box it's carved really nice but it looks like a cigarette yeah it's like double
00:33:01
six you look like you're smoking nicotine but you're just smoking weed did you guys smoke wet no dude no one's
00:33:07
smoking bulbing fluid you [ __ ] like 10 miles be cool let's bring wet back wed is embalming I
00:33:14
think I smoked that I don't even know what that is sorry Carlos wait is that like I'm bringing wet back
00:33:22
is that like dipped and lean yeah yeah no no no no no no no no no no they said for Maldives but I can't imagine it is formaldehyde that is embalming fluid that's what that is that's so cool cool that's what they put in bodies when they
00:33:33
die that's not and you were just smoking on that because I've I've smoked blunts dipped in lean that's different
00:33:39
it's cough syrup right yeah yeah yeah and then you smoke it Elaine [ __ ] annoying comedians that could just like if we said if I said that people would be like that's not funny
00:33:55
you'd be fired yeah but you say it it's like your whole Cadence and who you are so funny that you're never you could just not try
00:34:02
she's a great comedian they show PALS like that too I mean he's absolutely funny but people whatever he says I know
00:34:07
it's like you speak in jokes but that's just because he's black all right we'll be right back remember what I said
00:34:12
[ __ ] yeah you smoked out of it no but by the way you guys are saying that the cigarette is what we call one-hitters right shillems aren't one-hitter chillums are glass uh pipes yeah you
00:34:25
[ __ ] losers [ __ ] doors all right hold on we need to finish this interview we need to finish yeah I'm in I'm in so listen what
00:34:31
do you think you can bring to show that that Bobby doesn't a jawline we also said he also said he has six inches so six and a half inches so I've seen Bobby's [ __ ] multiple times who
00:34:44
can I tell you something we measured it soft and hard and it's actually he actually is a grower not a shower he
00:34:50
does this whole I have a small penis thing but it actually does grow he's got good size but gross to what you're not saying the number for it's like yeah
00:34:55
well it's not my it's not my tail to tell you that is more of a more of a nub it's like uh you know it's like this uh like that that's really that's pretty soft yeah that's not bad that's
00:35:08
something that's a handful right there there you go look at like a flashlight or something this is Shaq holding a Coke can this is not this is not bad that's
00:35:15
that same width or no yeah exactly green on the top he's got that double espresso yeah yeah yeah we got one of them double
00:35:22
espressos that's right all right so a jawline jawline huge and then um one more final question for the
00:35:28
interview juicy and then we have to decide if this is if he's gonna work well I gotta hear everybody first okay I
00:35:34
know Jesus Renaissance Hollywood or not what are we doing all right so the last question
00:35:40
that I'll ask you is are you willing to denounce your Judaism and identify as a Korean yes on 100 35 times yes for the rest of
00:35:54
your life yes you have to be Korean yeah I would do that you're gonna have to get in Korean face well what is that
00:36:01
everybody knows what show us what it is what is the job entail what do you mean mind showing what does Korean face look like could you now you could we could trade though I'm
00:36:12
down to be Jewish see it's pretty cool I love watch I love marvelous Miss Maze We
00:36:17
just be eating moving sandwiches that girl's not even Jewish by the way she got a lot of heat for that but she's got great tits
00:36:27
you guys thought my tits were going to compete with those tits yeah but they could have fluffed you up she could they
00:36:33
just gotta hired her tits yeah CGI her tits onto your body wait I think this is a good Freaky Friday we could do oh
00:36:40
I'll learn Torah Torah yeah all you do is read opposite right you usually read like this you go other way it's like manga it's like reading Japanese manga we do that [ __ ] too Japanese words
00:36:53
Korean magazine what is that mango just like you know anime comic book yeah why is Anime so horny they go straight for the big tits because because what he was saying before truth be told Japanese are
00:37:06
so like uh uh uh impressively stunted and oppressed that they that like that's why they're that's why the figures of
00:37:13
women that they have are like cartoon characters yeah that's the way that's where tentacle porn comes from it's from like not being able to show that I
00:37:19
absolutely love that technical porn shows them because they can't show penetration oh their pornos can't show
00:37:24
like a penis going in a vagina it's got to be it's blurry yeah now that I like edit I like edit a lot of my videos
00:37:31
that's got to be hard to do all that tracking for like the blur on the vagina little shots the director's like let's
00:37:36
just do a tripod you stay there I don't want to try I'm an expert of that it does take a while though she blurs
00:37:41
because she blurs her feet because we are big I got size 15. so you know what it really is people want her feet bad
00:37:47
and on the internet she's not willing to give it to them unless they pay no it's not even like I say 100 a million
00:37:54
dollars in quarters I'll take for but it's it's more just I didn't know they were jerking off to my feet and I felt
00:37:59
betrayed all right I gotta tell you something I think Trevor's in but I have a couple questions for him I'm actually looking at Fancy's dick and
00:38:06
he is bottomless do you know that is that what he does she got Bluetooth on it all right yeah
00:38:14
let's let's hear it okay go for fancy are you gonna be late to every day pin no I'm here you know I showed up on time
00:38:21
driving out here far as [ __ ] but I'm here is that trick question is Bobby late historically Bobby used to be late
00:38:27
to this show so much it would cause actual real fights between him and I in the real world like he would show up so
00:38:32
late and not care and then we would get in fights because we'd be like dude everyone's waiting all night and we used to record almost always at night and
00:38:39
then it would piss me off so [ __ ] much but now he's been on time because daddy cracked the whip when did he start
00:38:46
showing up like when the views were just doing great he's like oh I gotta start showing up this show got views off the Jump oh my bad my bad yeah yeah I'm
00:38:54
sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry but stay in line young man but what did you say to him that was like all right get your [ __ ] together or probably just that uh
00:39:01
um what was it that meant like what was it just pulled inside one day you're like [ __ ] get it together I think we had a live fight a real fight on the
00:39:07
show oh interesting and I was genuine about how annoyed I was that he was so [ __ ] late how late would it be dudes
00:39:13
I mean who sometimes he would [ __ ] forget that we had to tape that sometimes in New York right now yeah
00:39:19
that's so funny was that when he was smoking no dude he was sober I mean he did he relapsed while we were filming yeah that happened but that's why he got that trophy because he kicked the Habit
00:39:30
yay no we got him out of it but he no he when he you know what you know what's actually [ __ ] up this is awful to say
00:39:36
he can vouch fancy give out when Bobby was using again he was actually on time like he's trying to get the [ __ ] out of
00:39:43
here to go use again no he was he was more scheduled that's so [ __ ] up to say yeah he want to get [ __ ] up well
00:39:48
you know what you know it really was and I noticed the first time he relapsed uh when I was with him years ago
00:39:54
um he was so afraid of getting caught that he was more poignant about everything like he he that's the funny
00:40:01
thing was he was so nervous that like kalila was going to find out or I was gonna find out when I went to his house
00:40:06
when he was using again that he was like a little too on Bobby and I was like that's really [ __ ] weird and he
00:40:12
pulled me in the hallway he was like I gotta tell you dude I'm [ __ ] definitely using again I know he's the he was the worst at keeping the secret
00:40:18
well he wanted to tell me the weed he's like look at the weed I'm gonna I'm like Bobby what are you doing all right so
00:40:23
listen wait can I do one question no okay okay fair enough of course you can all right my question is um what can you
00:40:30
do for me oh this is really good Bobby's you know he's kind of brought me on to the show and he's got me a commercial
00:40:37
agent yeah oh wow what can you offer yeah you know I'll be very honest with myself what can you offer Wallace I can
00:40:43
offer you how do you feel about stardom I mean how do you feel about views whoa how do you feel about Tick Tock how do you feel about reservations at Saddle Ranch whenever you want whoa he is the voice
00:40:55
of the youth free ride on the bull uh I get your ride on the ball get you some cotton candy uh I could just I could
00:41:01
send you a lot of Logan Paul's Prime energy drinks I've way too many of them at my house I can send you like eight cases of those liquid deaths and me uh
00:41:07
they send me way too many Sparkling Waters hey man don't plug yourself I went to Trevor's house once and uh and he had all these clothes on the table and I don't know if you remember this
00:41:19
but you're like yeah if you want anything just take something I just get sent all this free yeah so you answered your own question right there if you
00:41:26
need influencer [ __ ] that I don't want to wear you got all right yeah it's like a just a hypebeast thrift store if you
00:41:31
want it do you consider yourself an influencer as well no I I think that term is just it hurts it's painful why
00:41:39
I think it gets lumped in there with the same people who just do like a video it's like get ready with me before we go
00:41:44
do ketamine in downtown L.A hey rude that sounds like my Annie's videos yeah what's the difference when people say podcaster uh I had a guy yesterday tell me he was like I I I used to sell um tv ads and
00:41:57
now I do them for podcasts I go oh I got a couple podcasts he goes oh yeah kind of like oh really you have a podcast
00:42:03
yeah hey I go what's uh what's the podcast you guys do he's like it's called I just met girls that make the Trader Joe's signs that's their whole like job in inside the store yeah they make their
00:42:16
job is to make Traders they draw the items and everything yeah and they'll like throw a little joke in there every once in a while I'm like am I horny reading about peanut butter pretzels I love those peanut butter
00:42:30
pretzels yeah so the answer is I I could give you just free influencer [ __ ] all right yeah if you need it I'll take that
00:42:36
into it all right well thank you so much Trevor Wallace for every time uh for the people that um go watch uh Trevor's pod
00:42:42
stiff socks with Bob Stein also love Trevor very very funny comedian you're very funny we do love you over here very
00:42:47
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at the top and type in the code bad friends Mama's looking real good beautiful I'm
00:45:04
so funny and so pretty it's crazy it's so unfair and your zongers are looking nice in the shirt oh I put big big titties in for this I wanted to I have
00:45:11
like really big fake tits but they're hard to get over my hair what do you mean like they're like for like trans
00:45:16
people and drag queens and stuff they're like their neck like they're I got big tits you'll see them on uh the Halloween
00:45:22
episode whoa dude I wanna I wanna see that what do you mean it's hard to get over your hair you've put them they're
00:45:27
like it's like a sticky like silicone and you have to put it it's like got a neck
00:45:33
a fat titty suit yeah [ __ ] bottomless can you believe it so just because he was wearing pants when I got here no no people dropped
00:45:45
trowel when they see me it's crazy you have that effect so um welcome one third of uh of a trash Tuesday girl to our or two third
00:45:57
yeah one of it who isn't you no Esther's gone now Esther's filming something we all we fluctuate I know I just got
00:46:03
invited to do her movie oh that what's that feel like tell me what it's like I'd love to role
00:46:11
play that well let me tell you something I'm not I don't think I can do it oh hilarious haha [ __ ] should I have
00:46:17
someone that's available [Laughter] I can play a Ginge you uh you could do the roll actually I
00:46:25
actually you could do the roll what is it of a man it says Pig person at bar Pig person exactly
00:46:31
that's actually all I've ever played I can't really not do that role you and I could play similar roles I feel like we
00:46:37
could play siblings don't you think I've thought about that so we have sibling energy when I wrote when I wrote this thing recently you were the first person
00:46:43
I came up with and then who got it no no it's not done no I'm serious we're still doing it but I did say I said your name
00:46:49
and the person that I'm working with was like oh she's [ __ ] great and I was like slow down was that Charlie no I
00:46:55
can't tell you I'm not gonna tell you who it is I'll tell you off air I want to just say I know I'm not at the point where I'm like here to show you what I
00:47:01
would do for you jet ski but I think what you need to know is there's not a specific thing I'll do for you I just my
00:47:07
life's goal is to make Jesse Jet Ski juicy Johnson happy I think she's [ __ ] happy yeah I'm so happy Annie is
00:47:15
she took me on the road I think we talked about it I like to spoil my girl yeah well you're coming well here's the
00:47:21
deal I know there's a lot of competition of like like who's taken juicy and what they're doing for her you know she has
00:47:27
she put us she pitted us up against Paulie now you but here's the real deal kiddo I just got the dates for the bad
00:47:33
Friends tour that's coming next next year and uh you're not you're not in I'm so sorry I can it's like I I'm really excited about this it's gonna be great we just got all
00:47:46
the dates so we're lining them up right now to go and yes you are absolutely coming however the stipulation is you
00:47:51
make no money you're gonna yeah I know how to take the pictures you have to pay us to sell the merch
00:47:59
is so old school that he like forces his openers to sell the merch it's so funny it's like still yeah wow yeah well he
00:48:07
didn't like force us but yeah I did I didn't feel like Duck taped her hands to them
00:48:12
yeah she has the square machine the square thing is duct tape he pierces it onto her no but you know what we're gonna do that tour and it's gonna be great and I just started I featured for jesselnik and I
00:48:23
just wanted to say I asked him if he had any stories of Bobby and Andrew and he said who is very funny very funny that's
00:48:30
very funny I like that guy oh look at that look at that he's so pissed oh great good
00:48:38
he knows who we are man I know but he's he's stabbing you yeah but you know what
00:48:43
it's not nice Jess I almost thought he said he's Japanese I'm like he's Japanese yeah him and his boy went viral
00:48:50
for their little pot for their little podcast how demeaning yeah it is but it is a little [ __ ] podcast it's such a
00:48:56
tiny little podcast [ __ ] you little [ __ ] no but him and him and his buddy their pod they talked about a girl dying
00:49:02
on a on a roller coaster uh uh or she went to go get like get her phone and the roller coaster killed her and they
00:49:07
made a bit about it on the show and it went viral on Tick Tock because some girl was like how disgusting oh God these comedians are laughing about this
00:49:14
and then all the comments were complimenting them they were like this is the funniest bit and you're just like why didn't I think of this first I know
00:49:20
we're not up on current events on this show although I did see this morning in bed you could look this up
00:49:26
39 cases a month of medical marijuana psychosis people are coming in because the dosages are too high that they're having psychotic breaks in San Diego I understand it that's how [ __ ] out of
00:49:37
control uh the weed is getting insane can I just tell you I actually had to quit weed weed and alcohol are the
00:49:43
things I don't do and I will do literally anything else right I can't handle weed I'm on a couch I mean there's
00:49:50
either I can't either yeah you don't smoke anymore nah I quit like four years ago wait a minute you weren't High any
00:49:56
time that we were when we were filming no it's just how I am you just I know I love it you're great do you do uh like
00:50:02
do you do other stuff do you trip and stuff I do real drugs yeah yeah he does yeah but I I uh I do real drugs no I feel
00:50:11
like you know I smoked a lot when I was in my developmental stages like in high school so I'm just kind of naturally
00:50:16
like in that mode that's funny me too I smoked for like 15 or 20 years and then I then I just don't smoke pot anymore I
00:50:22
cannot it's too strong yeah it is it's like no that you know that El Camino movie oh yeah yeah it's really intense
00:50:30
and I took an edible my heart was just racing the whole time and I couldn't sleep it's just like terrified and you
00:50:36
quit was it because you had a break uh like did something happen to make you quit smoking pot or did nothing happen I
00:50:44
think are you my dad are they are smoked you wish your dad wouldn't be sitting here
00:50:49
hanging out with you right while he's not around I know that's the joke that's why I like you you're so you've been through so much my dad actually said to
00:50:55
me this is how [ __ ] this is how much of a nerd my dad is did he say who who like Jeselnik who who my dad who my
00:51:02
stepdad my stepdad is such a sweet dork but he goes because he was so anti-weed and then they caught me smoking weed a
00:51:07
thousand times and he he he heard the song Because I Got High remember that song Oh and he thought that was like an
00:51:15
anti-weed song he was like she he was late for work because she got high he was using the lyrics as if it was I was like Dad this guy's a pothead he's saying it celebrating it and he's like
00:51:28
no he's not you [ __ ] idiot he's saying that he lost his job his girlfriend everything he loved because
00:51:33
of pot I was like I think you're can you open this I think you're wrong um so nothing happened wreck uh I think
00:51:40
I smoked alone one time and I was like texting someone and I was like this iPhone is learning who I am and how
00:51:47
I talk and I was getting really paranoid and then I was like this [ __ ] is not for me anymore I think that's a good movie
00:51:52
too just have one auto corrector you're like I'm [ __ ] out dude I gotta spell February like this is too much I think
00:51:59
my [ __ ] phone smokes pot my auto correctors always [ __ ] wrong so annoying always wrong and the update
00:52:04
made it worse it used to kind of learn me and now it doesn't know me at all I'm the opposite I want it to know I heard a
00:52:10
hack that you know when it says ducking instead of [ __ ] you have to make a contact that says [ __ ] no in your phone
00:52:15
no you can go on keyboard I got the hack I have the real hack go to settings keyboard shortcuts she keyboard shortcuts yeah you can switch the names
00:52:21
does Bobby have those no exactly see we have a Korean who knows what the [ __ ] is going on technologically this not this guy you
00:52:28
don't have an Android do you no okay I got worried for a hot second I made a deal with myself about weed I said I'll smoke weed again when I make 100 million
00:52:34
dollars so let's see what happens so let's all take this journey let's go buy my merch 100 million dollars you want to smoke a joint they buy my merch
00:52:46
buy her merch please guys please we do need that we do want to see it and it'll be it'll be Spotify live I'm sure we'll
00:52:52
do it live Danny has cool merch too yeah she does the t-shirts the glasses the socks the whole outfit I got new stuff
00:52:59
coming too look at this bitch's Nails I know I can't do anything you said you had to open this for me I'm wearing
00:53:04
sweatpants again because I literally cannot button and zip pants well that's kind of like Bobby she's yeah I need I'm
00:53:10
like Kalina do things for me yeah you want well you're not needy like Bobby you're independent I like being independent but it is now that I have my very own Todd it's like it is when he
00:53:24
was like having so much fun at skank Festival he was not standing next to me the whole time I was like it was so weird to have to just re-teach myself
00:53:30
like how to walk like without being having my hand like escorted I was like it was like hackies I was like I don't
00:53:36
want to sound crazy but where's Todd like where's todger I was just I was just about to say that but he was gone
00:53:42
he was always like with the people having the fun sniffy sniffy somewhere oh I know so cute you know what you need
00:53:47
to do is make like where's Waldo type of shirt with all sorts of like different kinds and then there's just and there's Todd I love that do you have any fun you
00:53:54
got any fun trip stories we talked a little bit of drugs when we were filming by the way because we knew want to do some mushrooms what'd you guys film together I'm sorry I didn't know we did
00:54:01
a show that's going to come out called beef uh with Ali Wong Stephen young uh not Bobby Lee not Bobby Lee who else is
00:54:09
in it um do you know other names David Cho wait did you say that no oh I love David I can't believe I skipped over my man
00:54:15
yeah he might be the most yes I'm so talented God damn I don't even know how to say it he might be the most
00:54:20
interesting person to listen to talk he'll just talk to you if you're talking about a subject he'll just go in his own
00:54:27
world and start telling you a story that's I mean do you know my David show combo what we talk about is our topic is
00:54:34
survivor he's a huge Survivor fan is he yeah it's the number one best show of all time revisit it guys if it goes off
00:54:40
air I will be dead I just can't I can't do it why I don't I just don't care about those people
00:54:46
which people there's new people all the time that's what I mean I don't care about any of these [ __ ] people trying to live on a [ __ ] Island and it could
00:54:51
be like I don't I don't I just that thing is not my thing they're not trying to live there they're trying to survive they're trying to
00:54:57
survive yeah he's like they're you know they're not clamping I just I think it's so uh the only kind of televised rugged
00:55:05
thing I want to watch like that we've talked about on here a million times we've offered to the producers to put us on but Naked and Afraid is the dopest
00:55:12
show on television you put two people butt naked there's no safety nets and they gotta [ __ ] live and a lot of
00:55:17
times they die no here's the issue they die here's the issue they're not winning
00:55:23
anything at the end that's what I don't like Pride they're losing that's why the show is better you're not doing it for money you're doing it because oh money's
00:55:29
the best I don't make any no what about the other show where they they're in like extreme conditions yeah
00:55:35
yeah that one's crazy that's the illest of all of these that's the dopest that's not as fun to watch because the naked
00:55:41
one's more fun because when you get like bites on your penis it's funny to watch them like squirm at night that I like to watch but the funniest thing that's ever
00:55:47
happened in the history of podcasting is when Esther was on tigerbelly one time they went they were like Bobby and
00:55:54
khalila were talking about alone and they go yeah we watch alone together and she thought they meant her show on
00:55:59
freeform and she got so excited and it was not alone together it was alone comma together damn hilarious sorry
00:56:07
yesterday that's what you get for not putting me in your movies what if you're going to get in the movie and you don't know it
00:56:13
yet I've known her 13 years she's had a lot of things but I was in the movie I shot on Wednesday oh really yeah what's
00:56:20
that what'd you do in it I was a weed dealer I worked at the store and next to me was bad baby that was she was
00:56:25
actually so bad baby got in it I love bad baby I'm sorry nice lady no who's bad baby sorry did you say sorry yeah
00:56:31
catch me outside girl huh they catch me outside girl Dr Phil Cashmere hey man if you're gonna beat a [ __ ] producer on the show Trevor you gotta know how to type into a computer sorry he only knows how to type his own name
00:56:48
yeah I think I was a kid her music is great low-key oh she's cute look at her outside of chicone's so [ __ ] so so Los Angeles I love this [ __ ]
00:56:58
um let her have it she needs it she needs this Fame I'm really into little yachty little yachty well yeah he's dope
00:57:05
I'm driving [ __ ] consuming him a lot you heard that you saw right but the what oh look
00:57:12
she's so cute look at her I love it she probably could get a rolls right she said her only fans is going crazy oh
00:57:17
it's only fans money that's so crazy these [ __ ] are making so much money Josh out of Myers was like Annie if you
00:57:23
didn't own the fans you'd make millions of dollars I was like what that's not true
00:57:28
you'd make good money but you ain't making millions [ __ ] you don't you don't know that I do
00:57:34
I've known Annie for too long Annie you know what how about this you would make you would make
00:57:42
Eddie you'd make millions Kenny you'd make Tim Dillon money you did it that's good money you'd be making no uh I'd make fat guy money I got money is the best money it's
00:57:57
funny if you mean like we'd make the same amount of money on only fans Tarantino's been coming to The Comedy Store yeah he got Theo was on stage and he went he went I don't like that guy
00:58:12
and he doesn't like me it's like what is the Theo and and uh Tarantino beef did he really say that
00:58:18
oh yeah Rihanna oh I was there I didn't see her Chappelle dropped in and yeah after I left yeah and he brought Rihanna she's pulled up later did she have a
00:58:30
baby with her can you imagine she's breastfeeding no that's a bad baby that baby's also been in Esther's movie everybody has this is a real thing I'm
00:58:43
in the background somewhere this is real I'm her standing Esther I can play your [ __ ] ripped standing that's true you
00:58:49
could play like the bulky the bulky Esther the bulky on the bulk I bring the ball
00:58:54
kind of sad Rihanna was there and I wasn't there last night but Quentin Tarantino is so fun when he comes to the
00:59:00
comedy story it's like so fun so have you been there on this Rihanna and Aesop Rocky together that's a picture of them
00:59:06
in the lot at the store that's okay I wasn't there who's the big white I don't know security we have a new security guy
00:59:12
do we really remember his name is but there's a new one yeah but that's not our security no he looks like he can
00:59:17
[ __ ] some people up dude oh my God he's scary that guy I hadn't been to the store in a while and I parked on the
00:59:22
ramp and one of the new Security Guys goes sir you can't park there yeah it happens all day always go through that
00:59:28
and I was like they gotta get like well I did the nice thing I go oh no no it's okay and he was like nah you can't park
00:59:33
there and you're like come on I walked up to him I go bro bro I'm comic I'm a comic I'm one of the comedians here and
00:59:39
he's like no no no what who who and then where was it Anthony Jeselnik is doing security hormones or someone ran over
00:59:46
and was like bro bro bro but I feel like you're somebody who wouldn't take that like calmly I feel like you'd get like one like oh no I'm a
00:59:52
guy no he's growing up listen [ __ ] and then you pull up the me time with Kevin Hart
00:59:57
thumbnail [ __ ] no I've gone backwards man I've calm myself on himself I think I see that in you because we're both hulky thank you I'm trying awesome but I feel like yeah you get like one like oh
01:00:08
no I'm on the show and then the second one that's when you really start flipping no no the second one second one I'll go hey dude chill out does this
01:00:13
look like a [ __ ] serial killer yeah yeah Brianna looks so cool she always looks [ __ ] cool that I mean she's a mega babe it's Beyonce or or uh Rihanna
01:00:24
that's not even a competition I think Rihanna Right oh he's gonna say Beyonce you're more of
01:00:29
a musician though you know you know yeah technically I never was really into either of them oh I like that that's
01:00:35
cool I love destination like does each other I like my friends and I would like reenact the music videos
01:00:42
short hair we were all wait what's the one that's the saddest answer because you know when one girl was like no you're definitely not you're definitely not gonna I gotta turn later okay in five minutes I'm Kelly
01:00:55
wait um so wreck wait a minute I like this you don't like either of them yeah you don't [ __ ] with Rihanna or Beyonce
01:01:01
I mean I'm not they're great you know I it's like some of the songs I'm just not you're not like you don't you're not
01:01:06
like like searching for them up in a shuffle it's all good oh there's a trend right now on Tick Tock of unpopular
01:01:12
opinion of musicians have you seen this from people like who's overrated in music and they're asking like college kids it's actually kind of fun because
01:01:18
it's like that some of the takes are really really good like some of them and some I don't know some of the people that they name I
01:01:24
don't know but who do you think is overrated as [ __ ] unpopular opinion [ __ ] I don't really like to do that I just oh
01:01:31
so sweet I I actually I [ __ ] on him but nobody's coming to mine right now yeah yeah who's on who I think come back
01:01:38
what's an unpopular opinion about who do you think is overrated musically Hootie and the Blowfish rated perfectly I love
01:01:43
it I Taylor Swift is one okay I love this yeah this is good like she and I guess
01:01:49
she just dropped like two albums last night yes she dropped an album she's huge I do
01:01:56
like a few of her songs but yeah I'm not like die hard I've never really gotten who's overrated Annie
01:02:03
um who's overrated Trevor Usher whoa I'm just jealous you watch your [ __ ] mouth about us you let it burn I'll let it burn he's got hits I'll light you up dude oh yeah you got a man
01:02:16
start a new release did you just hear me hit that note Google says Connie yeah you think Kanye's overrated whoa I like his take
01:02:26
on the Jews honestly he's winning me back even though all this stuff I think he's the greatest rapper alive of all time because I I like historically what about
01:02:42
dead he shifted the culture no chance he's not the greatest of all time I just think he shifted the culture so many
01:02:49
times Coolio come on man rest in peace rip rest in peace so wait so say it go finish your statement now I just you know like everything fashion music videos live
01:03:01
State performances even music like combining like Commercial Sound with like underground yeah type of you know he's probably one of the greatest producers of all time as well yeah he's just the most influential rapper of all
01:03:13
time fancies are right there he said in your face fancy he says that uh he says that Drake is the best rapper of all time who Kanye says that he does Tanya thinks
01:03:24
Drake is that no no no no no no no no I think I don't I've never gotten into Drake so there's your overrated guys
01:03:30
I've never I just never it's just never come to me at the time that I need to hear it or like that much I don't hate
01:03:36
it I just go yeah Daniel loves Drake we listen to Drake all really have you gotten on board like sometimes we do with our boyfriends yeah like I never listened to Drake before and now you've
01:03:47
assumed his love for him what is he saying is overrated as I was saying the top 10 most overrated number one Led
01:03:54
Zeppelin Hot tape okay number two not my words Beyonce number three Taylor Swift what's up number four Jonas Bros back
01:04:01
the [ __ ] up Jonas Brothers are legit okay uh-oh get them off this list now delete it top10s.com right now number five who the [ __ ] made this list uh
01:04:12
thetop10s.com so everybody send your hate mail to the top10s.com that's kind of [ __ ] Lincoln Lincoln Park they're great that's kind of [ __ ] up also the admitted with Jay-Z right it
01:04:25
was Jay-Z and yeah lapse in judgment on by Jay-Z huh I mean but that song was that [ __ ] still goes crazy in the
01:04:31
karaoke room five become so numb I can feel you shut up when I'm talking to you I relate to it people screamed at me so often number eight BTS I'm not putting
01:04:46
that out sir you better not [ __ ] on BTS again the top10s.com this is a Korean show okay number nine My Chemical Romance I feel like that was number ten one I like Eminem
01:05:10
the thing is it's like they never diet enough like there's always I'm a good producer by the way he's got a line
01:05:16
coming out called just from Eminem Just from Eminem I'm a m m activist oh look at that someone just did it oh my god oh just remember relax we're actually
01:05:33
stole something from the internet got us we're great oh my God that's why I started talking so y'all [ __ ] looking come on dude on me what's up what brand
01:05:45
are these all right so hey wait Annie get him a guy on the show [ __ ] promoter get him get him a guy get him a
01:05:51
girl hey whatever I've been trying to get it I I think Trevor is a catch dude but are you looking for love are you looking for hey I'm looking for a hug hey it's Bobby say hi to Bobby Bobby we're doing your job for you hi Bobby
01:06:03
who's doing it well Annie showed up she's going to take her spot Trevor's here he might take her spot wreck city is here he might take your spot Rex
01:06:10
dizzy he said Wreck City sorry Rick hey he's here to take your spot and uh it's going really well huh Trevor Wallace your best friend
01:06:22
Trevor yeah how's it going Bob thanks for showing up to the show today well I just woke up just now so I don't know why you're calling what's going on are you in New
01:06:34
York it's 4 30. it's 4 30 A.M I know but I the last one that spawn I had last night was like three in the morning crazy there was no spot at three in the morning you did it you did a 130 maybe 1
01:06:46
30 1 30 in the morning maybe and it was probably midnight I lied I lied I know how's it well how's it going to New York
01:06:52
sweetheart um I don't know baby uh it's okay I want to come home I haven't been home in so
01:06:57
long baby yeah I miss you too baby hey um we do miss you we love you we can't decide if we can't decide if Trevor is right for the show he's not or if Annie
01:07:10
is I am Rex gonna stay though regardless because he's just he's killing it over there in the corner there's a hammer
01:07:16
under his chair that's right you want to say something he can hear you I don't want to talk to him right now I love him
01:07:22
though he's cute say something to Bobby he can hear you I I love you I love you Ryan oh it's so
01:07:29
cute hey so Bob Bob when you come back you might not be on the show anymore is that gonna be okay
01:07:35
fine he doesn't care he doesn't care about his job I do care I care but it'll be
01:07:40
fine no you back Bobby Bobby Bobby did you go on have you gone on any dates in New York no New York women don't like me no he's talking about
01:07:52
no no they have rough hands you need a girl like that's from Brooklyn yeah let's get you up there's a lot of gold let's get you a harlem girl oh Harlem you want to go up to harm you want to go
01:08:03
above the park let's get you up to Harlem all right hurry back soon all right I miss you bye
01:08:10
Bobby just crashing place in New York does anyone tell us about it that's how much I would love to watch Bobby's Sex
01:08:15
in the City I know can I tell you something that's exactly the women the women that [ __ ] come to say hi to him
01:08:22
after the shows it's insane how hot some of these girls like shocking not because
01:08:27
it's Bobby I'm not being meaning but it's just girls that you're like who is this [ __ ] stunning chick and she they
01:08:33
look they're obsessed with him yeah he's gonna be just fine but nobody was worried for the fans that are fans are
01:08:39
don't get it they're so stupid they don't get it Bobby are you gonna be okay Bobby's gonna be perfectly [ __ ] and
01:08:46
you know what shows Trevor Wallace by the way what's up dude um thank you all for coming and being on
01:08:51
the show thank you guys for hanging out I know this is Saturday and I took up your time and I really appreciate it thank you for having me I really
01:08:57
appreciate Trevor Wallace for being a um a great comic a good looking guy he's a
01:09:03
great guy look at that guy I look even hotter and please try to [ __ ] him [ __ ] Trevor Wallace no don't go to a show
01:09:10
don't know but then [ __ ] me at the show yeah during the show I did a clothing giveaway he gives a [ __ ] giveaway hey yo
01:09:17
beautiful thank you Annie thank you wreck thank you I thought it was so fun you guys yeah so at the same time we're
01:09:23
gonna say okay ready who made the code all right one two three Annie wood the new podcast
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thank you guys for being a bad friend thanks for being a bad friend also we'll be way back [Music]
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laughs [Music]