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hey hey everybody Andrew's on tour I'm on tour please come see me uh I'm going to be in uh Indianapolis Frank
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California Indianapolis Vancouver Charlotte where else am I going a Paula Paka oh Paka Oklahoma Kansas City
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Cleveland yeah St Louis Grand Rapids Detroit New Orleans San Antonio Jesus Christ Chicago Durham Atlanta Charleston
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New York Philly Phoenix San Francisco San Diego Boston and Minneapolis I'm adding shows in Minneapolis and in
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Boston and in San Francisco wow come out and see me Andrew san.com to come see me come see them Andrew
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Santino doom.com Andrew Santino dcom you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are
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disgusting you two are something we're bad friends I have some good news for you though Carlos I'm glad you're here
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what's up so you know my friend Peter oh yeah Peter what the gay Asian exactly Bingo the only Peter around my friend and so Peter the other night um I was
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talking to him and he goes um I'm a top now which is great now is that a whole thing for them to make the switch hey hello God you're tan huh yeah what the Where Have You Been surfing Serbia
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what'd you go to Serbia for yeah wait you've been surfing every day huh every weekend Santa Monica yeah or El Porto
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Beach honestly you are the most tan I think I've ever seen you yeah what's the goal here I don't know I'm just surfing and I just get really like brown you're in Brown
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face yeah I thought you're getting ready for your kamla haris impression oh let's hear it yeah let's do it I heard no I
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don't yeah do the impression come on give me a word the phrase that you should say is you think you just fell
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out of a coconut tree yeah yeah that's the one she says all the time know how to do it yeah I've never
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yeah just try come on okay you're at the Democratic Convention right can you give me a sample and then I'll follow you
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sounds like she's um like she like you just think you fell out of a coconut tree she almost sounds like she's going
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to cry yeah yeah do that you just think you fell out of a coconut tree let's play out a coconut tree you think you
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fell out of AOC coconut oh there we go here we here here we herey herey here how are we approaching this issue in a way that we also understand we cannot support and help our young people if we
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also also also go ahead you think you think you just follow COC Tre that's pretty good dude that's so good that's pretty good call Lauren Michaels yeah call Lauren Michaels right now call him
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oh my god dude that was so good dude first try let him know he can make right by the Shane Gillis mistake hiring an
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Asian South Asian that was very good you think you just fell out of the coconut tree that's really good that's so good you're much you're much darker than and then the last photo that we you know I
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you know we saw with the the other podcast that I do that I know but the the a lot of the comments
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are like oh she's now an adult because she's tan no there's something about the way because you know you have to understand she it's like you know dude like in Different Strokes yeah you I
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mean when Willis not Arnold but when Willis grew up he were like oh he's you know Arnold stay the same yeah yeah yeah
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arold Arnold didn't really yeah he didn't yeah he kind of plateaued yeah but when Willis became right when you
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saw him kind of transition people watch him grow on the so we watch you grow up we watch
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you grow up on the show you know yeah yeah and it's like she looks the exact same to me yeah to me she looks like you
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know I mean a kid yeah yeah yeah yeah our little sister our little sister you know what I mean and she's you know yeah and this thing didn't grow oddly enough
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up here didn't grow oh that never grew yeah it kind of stayed the same yeah have you learned anything you've graduated college now I haven't wait how
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many years has it been aren't you been there for four years 46 I have one well two more semesters and I graduate what
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is that a teacher in Mexico is teaching a student's physics using One Piece One Piece what is that oh that's the thing
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that you love so much the animated the anime would you like to learn through one piece in Spanish yeah that would be
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more interesting so did you end up watching that one anime I told you to watch not yet oh my God nothing I
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suggest she watches nothing well no it's just when you push then I don't want to
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oh but I feel like if I don't bring it up you won't either and yeah that's true you won't you won't you won't be informed at all you got to find some way
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okay I'll find some way I watched the whale on the plane great movie my God what whale it's just the the Brennan
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whale I watch a porn called whale too yeah yeah yeah oh I've seen that yeah yeah I think it's just that that was
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like the it just bummed me out yeah it was just tough you had never seen it before no I you know what's so funny I
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started it once and then I was like I just did you know you know when you start something you're like this is going to [ __ ] make me sad the whole
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flight I what's sad for me is I have a drawer like that you do yeah I have one of those
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drawers like know chicken in it yeah Fried Chicken it watching him eat the chicken was the toughest that's tough to watch cuz it's just like the pizza with
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the pizza oh yeah but that actually looked kind of good yeah if I'm being honest and then the what's the ching chong ching chong China Asian lady she's
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so good she's so good in that movie she's so good at that what is her name yeah I
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just go ch ch ch ch lady yeah hung cha H cha she's so good that lady all right so I there's there's something I want to talk about that I was told not to talk
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about but you know me you got to chat it up I got to chat it up because it it if it doesn't turns into a cancer chat it
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Up chat it's not a rumor it's not a rumor thing no it's a fact it's not a fact it's just that um so it's a rumor
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it's not even a rumor it's just a little observation all right give it to me all right um I was in but but Montana for
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three weeks with Jim Belushi yes Leslie Jones uh uh Tiffany hadish no Elanor Ken
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Elanor Tiffany was I think she was no to be in that movie little that's Tiffany isn't that the same that's the
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same person that's right that's right and and whoopy it's all three whippy Tiffany and little world all the same person yeah yeah it's like all the characters Martin played right so there was this guy named brick Patrick who a
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talented actor he was actually in the movie the movie you did but the second one he is in Now You See Me too yeah but he was Woody haralson's brother in that his name is Brick Patrick brick brick
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Patrick brick Patrick Patrick there he he is right so brick wrote the movie great actor goodlooking guy good-looking
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guy great guy right and he goes he grew up in but he was like yeah dude you've never had Chinese food like what I'm
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about to tell you oh so back back in the 50s you know there was a gold rush or whatever and a Chinese family moved
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there and just they just never left I just feel like a Chinese family got lost where we going yeah what do you mean
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what do you mean what do you mean well the Gold Rush was in Northern California oh that's right
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and tell you you're not wrong there was there was gold every in a lot of places exactly but but they went too far but
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they went East keep it going yeah yeah know but they love East they love East yes we go east so they no go north
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that's where the gold is no yeast yeah yeah and they walked East into the desert so they end up in but Montana
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they in the but Montana right right and they go oh [ __ ] we [ __ ] up and the you know I mean the dad goes
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what do it mean you know we should have G North nothing here about white people correct yeah yeah so let's let's open Chinese
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restaurant brilliant called peeken peeken yeah peek and but p e k p e k i n I think peekin and but Montana yeah there it is peeken C peeken noodle parlor yeah and now so upstairs look at
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upstairs the the third photo I mean see see that he used to be a brel whoa he used to be a brothel and
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then they divided it up and they go let me in the restaurant now I don't know what I don't know what logic what Bey it
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but that's exactly what it looks like wow they never changed it so those are are those uh little rooms to have sex in
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yeah but now it's opened and now there's tables where you can eat I love I love the wild west yeah go yeah right back in I love the wild west wouldn't that be
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nice and by the way why don't they make it a brothel and Chinese food exactly and opium D they used to be oh fun all
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three all fun oh come on it's amazing it's like um the wall Asian Walmart you can get anything you want that's Asian you know what I mean so um
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I went there and um it's not Chinese food what is it I have no idea was it like spaghetti it was I it and I cuz I there's this okay there's two I have a
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problem all right so this this guy named Jerry that runs it his parents ran it for many years you met the guy yeah yeah
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and um so I did a comedy show there at the Chinese no no but next to it the theater and he came and he go I and I we're sitting there in the lobby and he I he was super skinny and I go man do
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you have you know I mean Kung flu or something yeah I was just making fun of him right I eat something oh but you won't eat your food right because it's
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bad right whatever I kept making fun of him then he had tears in his eyes he goes Buddy I have cancer oh my God from
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his food from the food terrible terrible stop MSG from wait he said yeah yeah tears in his eyes oh Bob he goes Buddy you want me to put Toth to you I go yeah go I have cancer
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it came back and I'm on medic I'm like oh [ __ ] here we go what kind what what kind uh you didn't ask I didn't ask why wouldn't you ask what I don't know what
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kinds there are oh there's so many shoulder blade yeah I could have yeah yeah I don't know can you get it in the
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finger I don't know yeah yeah so anyway poor guy yeah I go oh man terrible so sorry making fun of you man you know yeah but you know good luck to you he knew you were joking you're a comic
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you're a friend he didn't he had tears in his eyes oh Bob so then I go back to the Green Room I'm sitting there like
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this and brick goes what happened Bud I tell him what happens he goes oh [ __ ] dude I go what he goes I didn't even know oh man right so like half an hour
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later I co back on the lobby and he the guy has tears in his eyes still crying still crying and he goes I'm joking
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[ __ ] this guy's great [ __ ] guy I love this guy I love this [ __ ] guy Jerry I
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Jo well he's that's a good laugh by the way he does definitely he has cancer what no he has cancer that
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was his way of playing it off but the food was it wasn't bad it's just not Chinese food he brought me out a bowl of
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water there's Jerry right there with noodles is that Jerry zoom in yep that's him I joking look at jar there jar good
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guy if you're ever but if you're ever in but you know how often people are rolling through I'm going look at him that's my guy that's does he not look
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like he has cancer I mean you you doesn't it look like I would buy it maybe maybe I would have bought it yeah you would have bought it right maybe he walks to work every day that's true maybe he just to
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stay in thin wind it's an it is an interesting play yeah it's an interesting play because now do you bad
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for no yeah but maybe he's telling the truth you think look there he is do you think he's got it and he he's crying
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there he's always crying he's telling the guy he has cancer he's telling the reporter I have
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canc look at this guys I have cancer historic family run Chinese rest in Montana yeah wow well we'll take we got
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to go we got to go there and um you know SP spending three I'll tell you another thing that happened give it to me and
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what would you do this is you know let's do a segment of the show what would you do what would you do what would Andrew
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do yeah probably not not through the movie [ __ ] you I don't I'm sorry I don't get Hollywood [ __ ] like you do your [ __ ]
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oh Zach afron you know I get the [ __ ] ghetto [ __ ] I'm just Josh I I love when you and then I turn on the TV you and
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staros Commercial yes yeah yeah like it's killing it well that one I so you know it's like you know don't make fun
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of me by pal I can't get the [ __ ] you get shut up God any have a upcoming show
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on NBC with a brand new top that's true that's true by the way the show the show should be called I got
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a brand new top I got a brand new top yeah and you guys work in a clothing store yeah yeah I got a brand new top
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that's funny brand new top you should be the showrunner I would love to so anyway um another thing that happened was um I
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went to an AA meeting you only went to one you were there for went to two months I went to two Okay and it's at
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the school and I walk in it's like a lot of people with like you know oxygen mask
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tanks oh the tanks oh yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean and you know I'm trying to like you know I'm trying to do it
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trying to be in right and then um there's also only one Uber INB so when you get an Uber you have to wait there
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for two hours it's just one guy and then when he shows up he's like sorry dude I had six other he knows your name dude like you've seen him before yeah yeah
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sorry D I had like eight other one you know what I mean was it Jerry he's cooking he's got to Uber he's
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got to do it all yes so then um there's couple the nicest couple I've met met in a very long time he goes yo man you need
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to ride home cuz I know the Ubers are bad around here and I go yeah man if you can you know where I'm saying yeah so I
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get in his car with his wife and so the hotel that I'm staying in um the Finland
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has a gigantic Finland you know I mean um Finnish flag or something no no no no not Finland Finland you're saying Finland like country no f i n l n
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Finland Finland yeah and so that so that see that thing and that's a neon sign and it glows it glows I'm in the car and we're going opposite of that sign you can see it I can see it it's
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the biggest building in VI right so I'm turning around like this and we're on a freeway going the opposite direction
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uhoh right so you know let me I'm like you know I think of different things I'm a thinker you are and I'm a Survivor yeah so I'm like what do I do here jump out you know what I mean bail yeah no
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but I did the SM thing I go where we going well that's a good start that's a good start when you're being kidnapped am I right where are we going where are we going yeah like a little scared like
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a little I always do that too where do we go a little yeah a little accent comes out you have to yeah like I'm the
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Asian Oliver twift more more portager please right so where we going right and the guy goes oh yeah you're going to our house oh no oh
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yes no I want to go home yeah yeah I know me too me too at this time I want to go home yeah yeah me too me too so
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also I had an early call yeah you got to I had to get home I got to go to work right so oh you go to your house right
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they yeah you come to our house I go why uh you're meeting the family oh no yeah
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yeah what's so funny insane it's insane I walk in these two gigantic I don't eat
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mastiff dogs H bull mastiff yeah jumping on top of me right right these three kids come out they were sleeping oh you woke up up yeah these white kids they coming on
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just and one of K looks at me go Danny gave me US $300 allance to get school closing in Missoula very nice and I wanted to go oh yeah I don't give a
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[ __ ] that me yeah but that's what I wanted to say I know hey kid I'm never going to see you again but I didn't do
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that oh I go you you know cuz I'm a good guy yeah oh yeah really MAA that's beautiful exactly I must have been there
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for like an hour now what would you do uh leave oh my God I would have never gone no you're in the car I in the car I
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would have made myself throw up in the car I would have stuck my fingers down my throat so threw up all over the car
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so they got to pull over yeah pull over and I'm out and I'm running by the way the nicest people I've ever met I have his number great gu kidding just kidding
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but you were thrown up I made myself thrown up 100% gag myself and get out how do you get out how would you what would you do I just scream and say stop
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the car I would you would scream no no they're they're going to go what what are you doing screaming take you to a
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hospital and like seizure oh do a seizure seizure I know that's different let me see you do a fake yeah yeah yeah so I'm we're we're driving I'm in the car hey go hey we're both driving we're
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both driving one those two those new two wheeler two do wheelers my engine's different no my engine's different than yours okay yes so mine goes what's your go mine goes
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mine go for sure yeah yeah it's it's broken the radiator where the belt the belt is
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your belt is wrong all right we're going back to our house are you excited come back to our house you excited so stop stop the car
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no we can't stop we can't do that stop the car what happened that was insane that was insane
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you're you're not having [ __ ] you're getting possessed yeah we got to take it we got to take it to a mental hospital
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dude was stigma dude oh my God we would I would stop the car run out we'd be running into the desert I guess you did it right holy [ __ ] wow dude that worked that was
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really good dude well I hope I hope never I hope that never happens oh [ __ ] encountered the funniest thing I've ever
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seen Joe you had a fun time I should have done that you had a fun time in but I should have done that
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God right not as good as hers hers was really good you do a Stiga yeah yeah it's good wow ju see you're grown up yeah yeah you're all grown up
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so yeah but the movie was fun to do the movie's gonna be good I heard little McCone bony says you're very excited
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about it I'm excited because you know Jim blci like I never thought I'd ever meet him he's the man and just one of
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the nicest guys just what a great generous guy he seems like a cool dude yeah how was uh throwing let's go to you Chicago this is the ball yeah I threw
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the first pitch if anyone knows he went to the Cubs game yeah and I sang the seventh inning stretch with and there he
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is thrown out the first pitch so this is a big deal as a kid from Chicago throwing out the first pitch is fine
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they let like local insurance agents do that but to sing the stretch that's a big deal so was there a pop when they
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said your name yeah it was actually kind of fun yeah they go Andrew Santino and you can hear well you can see it they'll play six
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[Applause] he's doing my credits I what stop push PA didn't hear Bad friends at all he definitely says
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bad friends he he 100% says it [Applause] listen okay wow yeah it was pretty cool is that your wife screaming no I there a ton of people around I mean there's 30 of us
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bam oh wow that was so good dudee and I had to give Clark a big hug wrap my legs around the boy so fun man great that was I'm so
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proud of you but the coolest thing was this was getting up in the booth and singing at singing was the best part by far oh let me see you
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[Applause] say how exciting I want to hear you good and Loud a one a two a three takey Me Out to
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the Ball take me the [Applause] meis this is my [Music] favorite for the Cubbies I love it it's great anyway what a dream it was actually what a star it actually was one
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of the coolest moments in my life I even said I was I was off a couple of drinks and I turned to my mom and my wife and I
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said uh I can die now and they got a little upset but I really did mean it that was it I did it
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I'm done that's it this is it that's it I don't know man doing that that's it that's the death that's it you've done
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everything I did it all popular podcast Bingo uh it's a very small but but Supple television career very good couple of films very good standup not bad pretty good sing in the seventh
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inning stretch yeah check all the boxes you did it bury me baby I think you did it please I need you to be around for
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another years four years yeah that's fine until we do stop yep will then die and then I'll you know I'll disappear so it was a big moment in my life this
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conations one of those things for me that was huge and uh also we had a family member that passed away oh no who not during this oh thank
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you I mean and and some of his ashes got spread on the field which is also boom nice little tip of the Hat cuz he grew
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up around the corner from it I thought that was kind of nice we spread his ashes well we did I didn't someone
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did you don't do that have you never spread ashes somewhere sacred that just sounds ins I mean insane how's that crazy I'm I'm watching a game all there's a powder in my face well no
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one's near you yeah little powder on my face [ __ ] oh Andrew's Uncle real Sly real like real quick real [ __ ] no is there a smell
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there's some right there Look whose ashes Luke's mom someone on tour gave us this what yeah some our fans mom fan gave us some of his mom so weird yeah
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hangs with M back here now is that really that weird that's some of his mom he wanted some of his mom to be with us what do you MCO I'll give you $1,000 I'm
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I mean if you think of like Castaway right in the movie Tom Hanks is out there on this island for years right
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years you ever see that movie no she has no idea what that wa do you know what it's about no okay we can tell you Cast
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Away with Tom Tom Hanks so it's about so this Castaway is this okay he's best friends with the volleyball what well wait but don't laugh that's not funny that's not funny he grew up he
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has a little he's a little slow remember for scump yeah he's playing the same kind of guy it's like a sequel to Forest
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scump yeah so what ends up happening is he gets he gets he gets HIV and they banish him to this island they banish him to the island but they go you can bring one person your friend this is
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kind of in the post future yeah right and he goes well I want to bring this volleyball and they're like dude you can
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pick a human and he's like that is a human yeah that is a human so he gets HIV they banish him to this island and
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see that blood on the thing is some of his HIV Blood uhhuh on the thing so that Wilson has HIV as well right they want
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to be the same what's so funny it's not funny nothing and then what ends up happening is on the island he makes a
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wish one night to grow old grow older and he does it on like you know this Zar is like a little animal that lives on the beach and so then he starts to grow old but then what happens is like in
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remember Benjamin Button yeah he goes the other way he goes backwards but since Wilson is a volleyball he doesn't
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go backwards he just gets right yeah you know stop stop I I know I know stop stop stop first first of all hitting on her
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this like all this stuff oh today you're thinnest of ice thinnest ofice right says he wants to snort the Mom's ashes
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well you were telling you don't to me you don't D me offer my services what I'm saying is when we're doing a bit you know what I mean and you know what the bit is right and you're cackling like a
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[ __ ] hyena right how's that going to work you too Mone I was holding it together you know wait what's the end of cast oh the end of the movie is amazing well so that's see though so his friend
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Andy see to rescue him his friend Andy yeah Andy does comes to rescue him and there was a rift between him and his old boss buzz and when Andy there was also a
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rift in the um um time continuum what was space space time continuum time continuum yeah and uh he goes back home and his wife has already fallen in love
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with someone else Helen Hunt oh yeah now let me ask you something great movie in
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that scene when he does when they find him and he comes back and Helen Hunt is remarried yeah got a family right they
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but then doesn't she try to [ __ ] him after that no no it's over she doesn't chase after they have a moment they have
00:28:30
a moment where they kiss right no they don't kiss I think they do they kiss well it's her ex-husband no no they I
00:28:36
think they [ __ ] one time no they don't no they don't really no they don't okay
00:28:41
but I will say they have a moment then he leaves and then jumps in front of a train and he dies yeahum train it's a
00:28:48
bad ending here's another movie I by the way it was a local train dud it wasn't even an Express like a it stopped a lot
00:28:53
which I think was nuts yeah that's sad super you got to watch it it want 15 Academy
00:28:59
Awards okay it's yeah you we talked about this the other day Tom Hanks has never been except for the Elvis movie
00:29:06
he's never been a bad guy in anything he's ever done in any movie he's ever done he's always been the hero in a nice no what about the one Catch Me If You
00:29:12
Can he's not a bad guy at all he's chasing Leo he's chasing a criminal oh he's the bad guy yeah okay that's right
00:29:18
I mean I do agree with you yeah Leo's the bad guy Leo is not the bad guy but he is the bad guy yeah yeah oh that's interesting you can't name any movie
00:29:24
he's done where he's the bad guy a memorable movie A memorable movie oh no don't well go to any of them then you
00:29:31
can find go to his top hits don't go scroll through everything but go to the top hits and well before you do let me think though okay Saving Private Ryan
00:29:38
good guy Philadelphia yeah big great guy Mr Rogers oh yeah of course Lady Killers
00:29:45
Lady Killers Lady Killers yeah he's a bad gu no he's not they're killing ladies yeah they deserve to be killed
00:29:52
what murder go to the movies seriously go to the movies Cast Away Philadelphia Big
00:29:57
Forest J I mean go down you can see all the things he's done it's just all the toy
00:30:04
stories Charlie Wilson's War The Da Vinci Code Polar Express the terminal I I mean just look at that [ __ ] career Ro to predition Green Mile he's a hero or a good guy in everything he's that
00:30:16
thing you do he's Apollo 13 what a great have you seen Apollo 13 A League of Their Own he watch Apollo 12 First Watch all the Apollo's before that
00:30:28
but 133 is the best one you could start at like four start at Apollo start four yeah by the way we have to play this trailer real fast because I watch we
00:30:35
were like going through movies of to what to watch back home with my mom and um I wanted to watch Mr baseball with
00:30:41
Tom celic do you remember Mr Baseball I oh my God this one of the best so good so good watch how fun this trailer
00:30:47
is Tom celic is Mr Baseball look at how these two do trailers by the way okay this is phenomenal Elliot's really struggling up there
00:30:59
Ral well there's some Japanese people in this oh yeah yeah Far East there's no way I'm going
00:31:06
to play as a fan welcome to Japan Mr Baseball what do you think of our country the airport's nice and there's lots of little people walking talking very fast
00:31:17
dude I want to remake this movie so bad he falls in love with the manager's daughter yeah this is a great movie it's so explain to me why because it's a fish
00:31:30
out of water it's a I know and I mean that from a sushi reference it's a fish out of water can he go anywhere else no
00:31:38
it's got to be Japan it's so funny in Japan why can he go to like Bosnia okay we could try BOS let's try
00:31:44
bosia War torn bosia is that where we're going yeah wow it's such a good it's such a
00:31:51
funny cuz it's filled with racist stuff I know I know it's hilarious I get PTSD I don't know why
00:31:58
when I hear it when I hear that for some reason how do you feel about that how do you feel about that it's
00:32:08
very racist yeah yeah but how do you feel in does it put yeah yeah do you have a seizure but
00:32:16
it's it it hits us in a way for her it's like that almost wow yeah yeah let me let's see if you have a seizure when that music comes
00:32:33
on see it didn't you're fine or a Gong yeah the gong I've never seen a Gong ever well we got one right here don't we oh yeah us to have one that's right right I know it's crazy that's why it's
00:32:44
like you could only have made this then you could not make this today but it would be funny as [ __ ] today no what you
00:32:50
do is you get a punch of just Asians and just show this movie I'd love to see the reaction oh yeah Rea that'd be fun
00:32:56
that's very good that's fun what are you scrolling through sweetheart oh just some like some well go to Mickey Rooney
00:33:02
have you seen Mickey Rooney pay as so there was a white guy named Mickey Rooney so good you're going to love this perform he's still alive yeah
00:33:13
yeah that's a white guy that's a white guy with like prosthetic yeah yeah he no no is there any video or no what some of his work and this was completely
00:33:24
accepted in in America promoted promoted loved they loved this is the good this is what Trump trump is talking about yeah this is what he's talking about make America Chinese this is real
00:33:37
dude no no don't laugh don't laugh try not to [Music] laugh to be fair this is how you wake up yeah
00:33:59
what happened to you that's the funny thing you ever said fun wait all right that's it no really I want to see to
00:34:05
talk to these people I this Audrey ago you want to keep ringing my bill you disturb me you must have a ke me but it won't do any good I just
00:34:20
lose them all okay that's it he really does look Asian he looks it doesn't sound the voice is a practice perfect it sounds perfect the sound is look at that yeah how do you feel about that scary SC
00:34:34
scary yeah it is very scary but he looks I think like your uncle yeah yeah yeah hair and makeup did a
00:34:40
great job they should that you know what did he get an Oscar for hair makeup should have got an Oscar 100% I would yeah breakfast at Mr you
00:34:48
youo yeah that's and then John Wayne we've seen that right oh yeah I think we've shown this have we seen this oh
00:34:55
but she's never seen it and needs to know what it was like you got to know yeah all right tell me what's going on
00:35:01
with uh gen Z yeah we want to know yeah we want to know what's up on the streets for genen Z jenz give what was the
00:35:08
segment spill the tea spill the tea with Rudy the tea there's no tea but I have a
00:35:16
story God bless I went to Hermosa Beach to party with who with like my friends and they said that they were going to be cute guys and all I saw when I went
00:35:29
there was old white guys with cowboy hats yeah you went to Hermosa Beach yeah and I got and I got sick from it wo wo what do mean tell tell me put something
00:35:40
in your drink no I don't know but I was Shing sharing drinks and I got like I'm I have a cold right now you do yeah but I'm I'm I'm okay it's been a week it's
00:35:51
been a week thanks for coming to the show it's been a week wait a minute don't share drinks don't share drinks
00:35:56
and don't take drinks from other people no just friends I don't trust your friends either friends I know but
00:36:02
whenever when you say when you say old are you talking 30y olds like 40 and up okay okay and they were trying to like dance on it was so weird so weird they
00:36:14
all had cowboy hats on mhm it was so weird and they the girls were like oh there's going to be cute guys but they
00:36:20
paid for the drinks that's why people that's why you went no where did you guys go a bar yeah a bar sharies oh my
00:36:27
God Sharkies and Hermosa be that's insane yeah wow how gross you got to get new friends I think that's what I think Kila did anybody recognize you at school
00:36:38
no at where like at work like this random guy just came in the office and was shouting are you from Brad friends yeah from Brad friends Brad friends is
00:36:49
that Mickey Rooney wait so at the I want to know though at sharies when you go to
00:36:55
Sharkies it's your your girlfriends and four old white guys and cowboy hats no it was the crowd was older why you just leave why didn't you just leave I don't know cuz they don't know
00:37:08
anywhere else I thought we were going to La yeah you need a you need a completely
00:37:13
new group of friends you got to switch but they're they're the party girl so I thought oh they know they they're not
00:37:18
Party Girls obviously their partying is bad yeah they're bad they don't know how to do it this is bad party and it smelled like piss it the music was so
00:37:26
bad I just and I got sick I don't know like bus like what what's bus what like Filipino disco song
00:37:44
buot never heard that before my life I actually know that song that's a Filipino disco a Filipino disco song No
00:37:50
you don't know you're honestly you know you know B yeah it's popular on Tik Tok right now I I believe oh yeah yeah I believe
00:38:03
you ping doct Vic paging emergency paging Dr Vic well it's got to be nurse oriented if it's Filipinos hey come on good thank you I like it but yeah that's what happened
00:38:18
that's what happened but I thought you had if you're cruising for dicks I thought you had a boyfriend I'm not cruising for dicks I'm
00:38:24
just like then why would you care I like to look yeah oh you want to look window shopping window shopping it's always fun
00:38:30
when there's cute guys I see it is always fun when there's cute guys that's my part that you would have loved where
00:38:38
Malibu oh little Malibu in over here I have a friend that had a little party in Malibu at her at her house yeah and
00:38:45
they're all 20s somethings you should invited her men and women and you and me what I tell you this I'll tell hey guy
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00:43:27
a it's strange interesting but the party was nice it's interesting that you would say that because um that's exactly the
00:43:35
demographic of people that like our show that's right and so I have to say that they were big fans big fans and they
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even knew who you were my friend okay oh so you were vibing with a the guy's King Viber dude I'm the
00:43:49
master vibe in any situation go I'll go to a library I Vibe he Vibes everywhere yeah I can go to a [ __ ] Pet Boys vibing I'm vibing dog you know what I mean I can be in Mazon vibing hard hard
00:44:00
hard Vibe hard Vibe where else can you be you think me yeah the point of no return no return yeah you're vibing out
00:44:07
there when I'm at the point of no return yeah King Vibe dude King Vibe yeah yeah you know I mean when I'm um you know
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cruising oh you're cruising you're vibing dude you know what I mean like the cruises I go on hard VI [ __ ] yeah but then I went to the um the chili cook off in Malibu with the gang mhm have you
00:44:26
been there no you know what it is I do have you been to the chili cook off you guys know mhm what is it it's a chili cook off in
00:44:33
malib no it's not there's shirts that avator Nation about it I I know about do you know what it is it's a fair okay
00:44:41
well there's rides I don't go to fairs dude it's a rides that's right and they have those rides like the zipper yeah I
00:44:48
like the zipper you remember the zipper yeah it goes this way and that it's like a yeah yeah it's so scary yeah yeah and
00:44:53
then now you know back in my day they had the thing where you it look like a saucer you go in and it it and and you
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get stuck to the wall right I like that you like that I love those but check it out they the the new generation improved
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it they walk in the middle don't they no huh what do mean they do that I've seen guys walk in the middle of those things oh I've seen though yeah black dud love
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first of all it's called the gra me out do it's called the Gravitron yeah yeah Gravitron but now what it does it tilts
00:45:19
oh yes yeah yeah yeah before back in my day it never tilted no now it goes sideways it goes sideways and back right
00:45:24
so yeah anyway there it is Gravitron Gravitron love this thing you'll always see there's a guy who's bold enough to
00:45:30
get in the middle of there's always a nerd like what's going on here yeah just like younger people know our podcast
00:45:37
yeah I think I no I mean know it was I'm talking Middle School why were Middle School people there I don't know but it
00:45:44
was like my boss's son knows about us and how's how old is your boss's son middle school and that's what I'm saying I had kids come up go can we get a mister hey mister well
00:45:57
if we have this kind of influence for Middle School excuse me mister I yes son may I get a photo with you mister sure
00:46:04
where your parents [ __ ] them oh wow I go whoa [ __ ] you too mister wow I go just
00:46:10
take the photo quick before I you know yeah and that you know it's it's shocking to me that you know it's a I
00:46:15
know it's a good thing it's good play to the youth play to the youth but how are they listen YouTube yeah we're on
00:46:21
YouTube oh okay that's good yeah we're on YouTube and we're on Spotify and apple music and we're everywhere you can get Podcast that's real good that's
00:46:27
really good so you're your uh Dean's what what son whose son the my manager son at work yeah at work she said like oh my son listens to to your podcast oh
00:46:40
wow and what did you say like oh like how old is he and then she said like 12 or 13 yeah it's strange and it's like oh is he like I don't is he Asian no you
00:46:53
going to ask him is he Asian no I yeah is wait he's he your manager Asian Latina Latina okay that' be a weird question to ask then the first one was like is he Latino he allow and then asan
00:47:06
made me next anyway God you know it must be so nice to not wear sunscreen I think
00:47:11
whenever I I just it's unbelievable yeah it's my whole life you look red right now I know I was out in the sun I spent
00:47:18
$600,000 last year on sunare on sunscreen 600,000 yeah 600 yeah 600 Grand SPF 100 what's that there what is this just some really cool new commercial that just came out oh is a
00:47:30
brand new commercial out yeah let's see it wait I oh my wow [Music] finally wow nine Shades lighter that's
00:47:58
what it means that's awesome we should get you some of that rude yeah I tried whitening you need 12x I think
00:48:07
it kids on fire today so you tried what I tried it and it doesn't work wait you tried it 9x no not that another product a whitening cream yeah like I bought like a whole
00:48:20
set of like scrubbing and like the whitening soap and then the liquid thing this is terrible so terrible dude it's
00:48:27
you have to be proud of who you are you got to be proud of who you are I know I used to do it in the Philippines because
00:48:33
everyone was using it yeah well look at that guy look at that guy white fade yeah get yourself a white
00:48:39
fade we have a white lady here she doesn't even know how good she has it yeah tell me about it she just walks in
00:48:44
and gets [ __ ] these white broads yeah yeah they get whatever they want they get whatever they want wow what 9x what
00:48:52
do you think of that though of people that are brown wanting to be white I get it in certain like in India it's a huge
00:48:59
thing right yeah it's a it's a sign of class right and Prestige or whatever but why is that in the mentality of human beings well this is a we having a real
00:49:10
conversation about that colonizers yeah it's colonization colonizers yeah wow Whites Whites not me not you no you're not you're not a clan I'm one of the good ones yeah yeah I got through I was
00:49:23
at the cookout yeah yeah yeah I don't I like I think it's it's it's mind-boggling that
00:49:29
this is a this is like a promoted this product probably I bet you they make a ton of money people use the [ __ ] out of
00:49:36
it what did you use when you were in the Philippines then I glut I forgot the glutenfree what yeah something gluta that is how you turn into a white person you want to be
00:49:47
glutenfree it's like an orange like soap was it expensive gluta Orange Soap put that in gluta Orange Soap and then you would rub it on your skin every day yeah every
00:49:58
day and it it worked for other people you saw like oh Sabrina like my friends they were so that one brightening lemon
00:50:05
brightening lemon that one coic yeah soap both how much is it 50 bucks wow sugar baby.co yeah you think that would you think that would make me
00:50:21
disappear suicide we order some yeah let's let's order that we order some what are we going to do with that I just
00:50:27
I'm G to use it on one hand you're you're pretty light dude yeah oh you think so you're very light I'm very
00:50:32
light okay for ethnic I'm pretty light you're very light I was thinking about that the other day well I'm very like
00:50:38
kind of up in you don't even look yellow you just look white thank you and that's the most best compliment you ever well
00:50:44
maybe this will help yeah oh yeah brightening lemon lemon T turmeric and coic acid soap but it let's say you
00:50:51
let's suppose let's see you there was a time machine yeah and you went to 16th century China no thanks I know but this is a scenario oh okay yeah okay I know
00:51:03
where I when I okay so you're in 16th century you have you're confused right and there's peasants and that but if you ran into me be real would you think I
00:51:10
was a part of like the you know I mean the the Empire like you know I mean Royal or would you think I was an
00:51:15
immigrant well based or like a peasant I mean based on your weight I would think you're of superior well because they do say if you
00:51:22
were a little chunky that means you ate well and you had money that's not a that's not that's not
00:51:28
an insult no I like it right like I would be seen as po peasant because I'm thin and in shape they'd go this is a poor peasant worker boy oh I see but you're rotund and they'd go this guy
00:51:39
eats well he is a royalty he is clearly of some sort of hierarchy class Carlos peasant boy yeah peasant boy I might i' probably sound I'd probably go hat all oh my God sexy I'm eating like bread no
00:51:54
a plum a plum you always have a plum a m little Plum boy that's what they call would you like to see my um concubines yeah my collection of
00:52:05
concubines yes I would love to see them my little Plum boy what about her if we ran into
00:52:10
her yes Royal witch yeah I like that clear witch yeah clear witch what's that what are those photos oh just looking up okay look at that one yeah yeah push Zoom this is a rich guy in ancient China
00:52:24
that's me there you are hat all look at just a little bit more beard hair yeah yeah yeah but that's genuinely you that's genuinely me I wear that hat and
00:52:31
everything oh my god look right there the writing it says Bobby Lee in the writing yeah yeah that's beautiful wow
00:52:36
that's beautiful if you could take a time machine at when would you go back to oh that's interesting and I look like
00:52:44
me you're Bobby Lee right now oh so Bobby Lee time machine and no one would know you in the in this past I mean this
00:52:50
is you you're not you my H I would not get in that time machine there isn't an era that I want to go to until you know this is the best my people have ever had it but I think you specifically would
00:53:04
thrive in what in like the late 60s early 7s in America the cultural revolution i' be in San Francisco that's what I mean I think you'd be like I would just stand up well you'd be a mus no I see I think you'd be a musician
00:53:16
you'd be a super popular musician all right making like Funk and [ __ ] like Intergalactic you want to have a good
00:53:23
time baby every day yes right see everybody peace yes wa dude I think you would be an Intergalactic electronic Galactic love going down
00:53:37
every day here's kind of a VI that's me dude this is it that's me dude every day
00:53:43
inter galactic right that's me dude Johnny Pandora that's me dude Intergalactic that guy gets no [ __ ]
00:53:49
dude what after that show he goes on Malone at the hotel you don't think he get you think
00:53:56
he gets [ __ ] 100% think he gets P 100% okay okay look at the hair that's now though but in the 60s I don't know how
00:54:01
that would play you would have crushed okay good late 60s early 70s I'm telling you really the cultural revolution the
00:54:07
hippie revolution in Northern California you would have been it man you would have been but why can't I just do shows with like Lenny Bruce and do standup it
00:54:13
wouldn't have worked what why I just don't know if I just don't think referentially it would work my style yeah your Style's too uh wild too
00:54:27
wild okay like Lenny was like a beat poet yeah you have to be a musician to let your freak flag
00:54:35
fly oh here let's go you're in a jazz club let's hear some let's hear some uh comedic
00:54:41
[Music] poetry mind don't know I've never hey hey baby come down to the street meet my parents my cat dog Liverpool
00:55:07
sensual see it wouldn't work just doesn't work I I dude I literally I literally didn't know I don't even know what they sound like that was it so I was like trying to commit but I don't know what the [ __ ] I
00:55:19
said Liverpool what else what else did I say come down to the street come down to the street my parents how about you you
00:55:26
do it corporate white man killing us with their rules that's what that's that there a good and their shoes cut your hair I don't
00:55:47
care where yeah do I need to be where I am good very good see I would have been in that just sounds like the worst would you and I we'd get eaten alive we
00:56:00
wouldn't even go to that show it would have killed us we would have been like boring yeah it would have been bad show us your
00:56:06
dick you think you'd show your butthole in the in the second oh imagine what would happened you get arrested like
00:56:12
with Lenny yeah you and Lenny he's like what are you in for man saying your truth no I show my but hold of
00:56:18
audio what do you think you would like it or no nah you wouldn't like it no wow he'd be like hey man I'm at this hack in
00:56:25
prison so I know i' be a hack showing your butthole back then when he's doing his
00:56:30
thing but no Asians ever done that before well I guess that's breaking the mold yeah yeah yeah maybe you would be
00:56:36
king [ __ ] back then yeah cuz they were like you can't believe this kid's wild man he his butthole inside of his but
00:56:42
hole ins he's Asian whoa is sideways yeah wow everybody turns their head when they see your butthole yeah do you know anything about the beat Nick area era NOP yeah and you don't
00:56:55
know anything about she didn't know who Bob last week we said Bob Dylan yeah you don't know who Bob Dylan was yeah blew
00:57:01
my mind it blows my mind it doesn't matter it doesn't matter you know it's all going to go away it's all going to go away I'm almost 53 you're going to be
00:57:07
53 soon kiddo what do you want for your birthday speaking of which well I remember what I got you yeah I do I got
00:57:13
you a bunch of [ __ ] you got me a watch case and you got me a rangefinder y very nice well you didn't I mean you're
00:57:20
assistant did I got it for you okay so you know I've wrote All That how much that is oh
00:57:27
no I have okay so I just want ballpark whatever that is you get me and how much did you
00:57:32
spend Grand you spent $1,000 yeah so whatever that ball park you give me whatever you if it's like $1,000 for with worth of Kit Kats get me kit cat
00:57:43
but I want all of it I got to be honest with you I've already gotten you your gift is it $1,000 it's a gift card to
00:57:50
Panda Express for $1,000 that's great you got you're going to be going a lot I'm good I love it
00:57:56
is that okay yeah cuz I love their kungpow chicken it is pretty good pretty good yeah yeah you know you know my
00:58:02
favorite thing to do by the way lately should I have a party for your birthday a dinner no you got to have a dinner okay you should I have a dinner
00:58:09
yeah we got to have a big dinner you know what we should do what have a part well I was going to say have a party
00:58:14
here but that's probably a bad idea no I don't think 53 is a milestone I think when I do my 60 I'll do a big one buddy you're not uh you know that would make it 60 no yes you you will No 53 is a 53
00:58:28
is Big Man okay yeah it's an angel number 53 is the smallest prime number that does not divide in in the order of
00:58:34
any uh any sporadic group oh here's what I want to talk to you about this is what I want you got me in a con conundrum
00:58:41
conundrum well it sounds like it he got me in one go ahead it's the pressure of doing a special now yeah he texted me this guy I just like he text me and he says I don't like this
00:58:54
pressure I said what pressure are you talking about I said don't push let it go you know let
00:58:59
it happen on its own well they came to this club yeah if they didn't come to the they came and they're like we need
00:59:04
to sit down with you what do we need to talk about like where it's going to be what we we expect it what it to look
00:59:10
like you know mean this and that it just it just like be it just made it so [ __ ] real there is no pressure okay
00:59:17
it's also not for a holy calendar year okay that's right and you know what what you're prepared I'm ready you're ready
00:59:24
yeah yeah you deserve it I deserve it people deserve it but here's why I [ __ ] up I should have done one a long
00:59:30
time that's right do you know why when because I've held out this long I feel like there's way more expectation on it no is that not true no probably no oh
00:59:42
thank you Carlos you don't think so Carlos you are you're the worst human such a [ __ ]
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you're a piece of [ __ ] I mean it's the truth dude no yeah yeah yeah you know what let yeah yeah yeah yeah this is
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good this is good this is good no no really right people don't believe it's going to happen right well I signed the
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contract sure but the America doesn't do you think I can pull out am I you sure could how could you not it's a year away
01:00:06
they haven't paid you a dime you don't get paid until you shoot it so if they didn't give you any money you can always leave okay which you should not do I'm
01:00:13
going to do it people are excited for you to do I 100% want to do it what do you think you might call your special my
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first special perfect why can't it be I just said perfect or first time no I think
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what you just said was good my first my first special yeah but when posters show up people will be like oh this is going
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to be a big deal well you know what you should call it my last special that's funny that's actually
01:00:38
funny my last special my last special yeah that's it yeah my last special thank you so you're so good with words
01:00:44
yeah I'm smart you're very smart what do you guys think of that I like it you like it my last special yeah ask the
01:00:50
Foreigner and the lunatic and or dumplin what dumplin it says the [ __ ] poror he looks like a space bird all right let's talk when you also called me you said you want me to help you buy a new car and I said we got to do it we got to
01:01:03
get you new car oh yeah yeah I need a new car so let's take an audience vote let's have the audience write in what they think Bobby should be driving now
01:01:11
genuinely and based on the audience truly we'll do a poll and whatever they pick you got to buy does that sound fun
01:01:16
well I like the one I have right now what's what do I have right now you have a Hyundai a Genesis a Genesis Hyundai no no no just a Genesis you just need a lot
01:01:23
of G rails you know like a or not thing a tank what was the car you just had up a Lamborghini he not going to buy a [ __ ] Lamborghini and then you said a Mercedes what you said you wanted a
01:01:35
luxury car I said you either do BMW or Mercedes if you want a luxury branded car but then I said if you you wanted it
01:01:41
you but you want a sedan or an SUV I want a small little sports car yeah that he said a sports car so I I was trying
01:01:47
to pick what's a good little sports car for him so audience at home what's a good little like a Honda S2000 that's
01:01:53
fun yeah but I want something that's um how appropriate would it be for you to have a rice rocket like lower and all
01:01:59
that stuff just like a little yeah wouldn't that be so cool that'd be cool I'd love that look up a Honda S2000 when
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I was young I lo I thought this was the coolest [ __ ] car on earth look at that
01:02:10
thing that's cute that I love that thing but I don't like the um I don't like the
01:02:16
um what when it's convertible oh you don't want a drop top I want I want a real top a hard top give me a hard top
01:02:24
one you wouldn't want a drop drop top car I don't like Drop Top you don't want your beautiful hair W I hate it in the wind no no it's going to break what do
01:02:31
you mean it's going to break I'm going to not know how to do it and it's going to rain and all of a sudden well that you'll leave the roof open 100% that is
01:02:38
a fact that how fun is that that's cool how much is that well they don't make them anymore these are old they're this is from from the early 2000s oh [ __ ] you can bid on this one for 2 27 Grand but
01:02:50
is there a they don't make new ones of those no I don't think there's any new Honda s200 I mean they make something
01:02:56
like it I imagine I don't know no the Genesis I have that's not a Hyundai Hyundai is the parent company it's gen
01:03:01
gen give me a Genesis a brand new genesis see what they look like maybe I'll get a Genesis you can do genesis is Hyundai's like um luxury brand okay
01:03:10
right there you go you're in the g70 right now I think that's yeah I'm not going to Matt at last time no don't Matt it out look at out tonight that's a
01:03:16
slick car man that's pretty good not that one that's a Hyundai bud just write Genesis not Hyundai dude get Hyundai out
01:03:22
of there just Genesis and then what's that I like that that's what you that's a smaller one of what you have
01:03:28
okay go to the website for Genesis we're going to kill most of this anyway yeah kill it hold on I just want to see which
01:03:34
ones might look at that's fly that's fly dude that's a G80 and it's electric do you want electric I want electric n you
01:03:40
want gas good for you man I like gas what's that magma schma that's the shagma the allnew Hyundai shagma what is
01:03:48
under your skin okay good I'm going to get that maybe you know where Hyundai is made Cor
01:03:56
yeah so we should get you a Korean car I'm going to get aore foolish for you to not yeah you know why I drive German
01:04:01
cars right why well exactly yeah cuz you're cuz you're Italian yeah that's right okay yeah cuz I can't afford Italian car yeah I got or Mars or something I had bug bites all over my leg in the midwest there's this thing
01:04:13
going on this so gross we have zakas you know what zakas are I love them no you don't know do you n this is so wild only
01:04:19
people that know cicas are these things that come out are they like look at this that's what they [ __ ] look like oh my
01:04:24
God alien looking wait this is weird you've never you don't know SK yeah they are alien they live underground for like oh my God look at that thing seven years
01:04:31
seven years they come out every no is it more than that isn't it I think it's seven weren't there so much cicas during
01:04:37
early summer where not here we don't have no not here somewhere well all over the country but look 2 to seven years
01:04:44
they bury themselves underground look tell me this is not [ __ ] this is I'm listening to you dinosaur alien [ __ ] I
01:04:49
love it then every two or seven years they just come back out and they breed and they deshell so these little shells
01:04:56
of their body are left all over the place and they breed and they make this like do a cicada do do cicada noise when
01:05:03
they're all together it's like this like no it's like a hum though cuz there's so many
01:05:08
like it's so alien do do the sound of it do do um YouTube cicada sound so back home they're everywhere and then they bury and they leave these like little mites and [ __ ] in their eggs and then
01:05:20
they bite you oh [ __ ] yeah they're gr it's so I got limes wow orang look at my
01:05:26
hair here hold on listen it literally sounds like running water all day and you can just see him flying around all day list how loud that
01:05:38
is wow but you know what's even scar noise huh have you heard of the trumpets huh little tiny trumps no
01:05:49
oh yeah oh yeah Eric and baron you seen them Eric bar it's very good people very good people on both sides so
01:06:01
in these no I'm telling you in remote places where there's no City no planes nothing right the sound of angelic trumpets what are you talking about look
01:06:13
it up then Angelic trumpets in remote areas remote areas yeah strange sounds are being heard around the world
01:06:27
it's from six years ago it says now go to the first comment it's fake it's all they're all fake they're all fake wait who says that everybody all the videos are saying it's fake what about the
01:06:38
appalation here we go maybe that what's happening with the Appalachian what's going on with Appalachia right now no I
01:06:45
don't know how to pronounce it but Appalachian Mountains appal Appalachia appal yeah we got you the first time yeah we [ __ ] God God get her some
01:06:55
that white cream but on Tik Tok they're saying like it's really like the lore on
01:07:01
that is really scary and like you hear like voices when you hike and oh up in the Appalachian mountain range yeah yeah they do say that they're very haunted that that I have heard my dad that's where my dad's from seriously they they
01:07:14
do say that the Appalachia mountains are home to a lot of ghostly haunted seriously no and you know where they you know where they think most of those people are so Civil War uh wow
01:07:27
deaths that's insane they think that they've the souls have retreated retreated to the mountain
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range can you imagine if they won oh I wouldn't be here what a dream so good you don't really mean that
01:07:46
now there is this this uh post I saw that Bobby liked what did you like no women what is this no women no alcohol no drugs no smoking no party no
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entertainment no video games no distractions no fast food no hookups no scrolling no Netflix no junk food no
01:08:07
negative people this place is something different they removed everything that's not making men grow when you enter the
01:08:13
so no Bobby Lee that's everything you that's all you I first of all how do you know that I
01:08:19
liked it it says it right there but liked by Bobby I know but stop doing that that's so private so intrusive
01:08:24
Instagram shows what you like but don't look I see what you like all the time I know but don't look don't look and don't
01:08:30
like how if the thing comes up in my but don't bring it up it's like it's so personal like yeah I like that I want that I want to be there well let's go
01:08:37
yeah yeah I want a place where I can just kind of detach and just you know I mean I know you're laughing Mone because you're not my age you're young vibrant
01:08:45
you got to your whole life in front of me but I have baggage I have things that I'm dealing with all
01:08:51
right what else this does look great the Bali time Cham yeah yeah are there other things
01:08:58
that I like you've seen what else does he like I mean I let's see no it doesn't show you what you like okay how'd you know that I like that one because it popped up on my algorithm and it said liked by Bobby Lee because because they
01:09:11
there's but why is it in your algorithm you're in my I mean everything because we're all together I see [ __ ] that you
01:09:16
like all the time okay I see [ __ ] that he likes all the time and it's [ __ ] scary scary it suggests stuff to me and
01:09:22
I'm like no thank you the one was like build your own Glory at home wow why would you need that why would you need
01:09:28
that oh here's this Asian woman who sells houses for single people love this woman house
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[Music] single window oh she's speaking English what oh my I just got that do it
01:09:53
again house for the single oh house for oh I I literally thought you were speaking Chinese did you it says it right there I know I was just watching her and watching the house
01:10:06
actually B wow can I ask you something about that I bought I thought about buying that like a little single man
01:10:13
yeah but where do you put it I mean where would you put it yeah probably in the front yard of your current home just
01:10:20
have two houses it's a tiny little thing it's like a little right yeah but do you buy know to get one of those do you have to buy buy land and then put that on the
01:10:26
land I would imagine this is in a community in a tiny home Community where they all are or you have to find a place
01:10:32
to put it would that be interesting huh do you want to do that to buy a little land and get three of those things but then and connect them oh oh for friends yeah it'd be fun no or you could just
01:10:43
live in a a regular house that's true I like that it all right Rudy if you have nothing else to contribute
01:10:50
right now um if you have nothing else that's burning inside of you that you need to get off your chest well we moved
01:10:55
houses I know it makes me so sad wait what do you mean like we're not in the current house anymore where are you guys
01:11:02
farther where away from me away from here away from Los Angeles you moved out of La good she that's fine do you like is it a bigger or smaller room um it's about the
01:11:16
same but the drive to here is really far oh wow I'm sorry all right so you moved
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and you're it's okay you like it I like it lot have you decorated your room no I'm too tired yeah that makes perfect
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sense well um take us out thank you for being a bad friend [Music] perfect woo [Music]