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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
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Why are you making fun of fanny packs? You know, you know, uh, Yoshobu Yamamoto of the Dodgers is big into bags. Do you
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know about this? Yeah. Look at his bag collection. This is a new thing. Asian men with bags is a huge and that's why I'm into it cuz I'm an
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Asian man. I like bags. Look at the bag I got. Let me see your bag. The Okay, so I come in here and um, Andreas,
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our producer, Andreas. Andreas. Andreas. Andreas. Right. I call him Andreas when
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he's acting like that. Uh uh take him back a peg. Yeah. He picks up my bag
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and he he starts prancing around the podcast room like, "Look at me." You know what I mean? I gay, you know what I
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mean? And I went and I listen as a as a man, as an Asian man, I I'm I love bags.
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You do love bags. Yeah. Could you carry a purse, do you think? That's not a joke. No. Many men are carrying purses.
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This is a purse. No, that's a fanny pack. But I have everything in. You want to see what's in it? Let's see. Open up your purse.
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Okay. So, we got notes. A joke note. Joke notes.
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My phone. Okay. Yeah, you need that. And then check it out. Cologne.
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Got to have it. Got to have it. Got to smell good, right? And then what's I have side pockets, too. Hold on. Let's see what's in the
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side pocket here. That's like my wife's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Neutrogma acne patches.
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Acne patches are useful. Yeah, very useful. We need all this stuff. And that's pretty much all that's in it. Oh, an airpod.
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Yep. A lighter. Yep. And a Listerine thing for my breath.
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All this stuff adds up. Yeah, you're supposed to stick that [ __ ] in your pocket. No way. Actors ac What is that? Across
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Asia, why are more men carrying women's handbags? Exactly. I'm telling you, it's becoming a new thing. Look at these are both men with
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very nice handbags. Yeah. They don't want to have sex anymore.
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I think it's the new thing. Yeah. And by the way, that's not true cuz their birth rate is through the roof. These guys, they can't stop. Maybe this
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will slow it down. Yeah. Yeah. This is a population stopper. Yeah. Now that's too far. What? Why?
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When there's a thing where you actually carry it with your hand. I don't think I could go to that level.
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You're saying it's okay if it goes straight to strap cuz cuz I don't I don't do this around my waist.
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You know what I mean? I do this thing where it's like, you know what I mean? Nonchalon is
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like nonchalant around the shoulder. So, it's almost like a back. It's like a side bag. It's like a side bag, right? And then
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sometimes I'm at the airport and I have my backpack, right? Clip the backpack and I put this in the
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front like this. Oh, a front pack. Like a front pack. So, I have a backpack and a front pack, right? And I don't
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know why you're laughing so hysterically right now, my friend, cuz you're about to get it. All right. I mean it it does look it
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looks comfortable. It looks nice. Yeah. It's a fashion item as well. It's a fashion item. It's a f it's one more piece. It's a
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piece. Yeah. And it's Iron Heart, which they do great jeans. Look at this m fine
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African-American man. Black man. You're so afraid to say black guy for a second. Yeah. Look at this fine man. There's LeBron.
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LeBron with a bag. Always with the Louis. But that's a But that's a duffel bag. That's a different thing. Duff. Duffles
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are their own category. That's a purse. Yeah. would to tell me the difference between a duffel bag and a person.
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Okay, look. A duffel bag is a male. Look at that. I know. Do you even know who that is?
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Tyler the creators. Sure. Here's the my logic. A duffel bag is is
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a man's bag that's that is little purse leaning. A fanny pack is a can be a
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man's bag that is a little fem leaning. And then if you have a purse, there's a
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straightup purse. Harry Styles with a purse. Yeah. And that's a little fe That's very fem.
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That's very You're in the middle. You're by. A fanny pack is by. Okay. It's by Okay. I'm by.
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We know fashion wise. Well, I'm fashion by There's a transference of life. Yeah. Your bags are your life.
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Yeah. Fashion is life, is it not? I'm not bisexual. All right. But anyway, who's this? Jacob Allardi. But
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Jacobi. Oh my god. Look at that. Well, look at look at look. And now let me say you pick up that yellow bag that J Jacob Allard and do
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you do in front of him. He'll rip you. JJ, he'll stretch you out. JJ Gabalar.
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That's so gay to say that though. What? Rip and stretch you out. I'm talking about his butthole. Yeah, he will rip stretch. Your butthole
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will look like the Joker's mouth in like two minutes. Stitches, the whole thing, dude. All right, watch your [ __ ]
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face. I apologize. All right, look up Yoshino Yo Yamamoto's bag collection. This guy for the Dodgers,
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he's got one of the most iconic bag people. Uh, here we go shopping again. post about
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him all the time. Yeah. Go to all go. Going to all. We're just on images, not even shopping.
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There you go. Just do his bag collection. There's got to be a video about it. What about his bag? Let's go through some of them.
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And now this guy doing the announcements. He's not gay. Yeah. Turquoise. Retailing at $11,600.
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Made from calf leather with cowh high trim. His teammate Kik also has one. A
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twins. Then we have the Chanel 22. This a bat. That's a purse. 200 in a
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shiny calf skin. I tried this on in a burgundy. Major regret not getting it. This is very chic on him. The Chanel
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doesn't stop there. He's also a lover of a You're also very chic. Yeah, I want him to do what? Why am I
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again? Bobby Lee and Bobby Lee um has an iron heart. It says engineers on it.
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It's very um leather, right? Shake. And um it really goes with his
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torso. It does. Yeah. It's almost like it's a an attachment to his own body, like a limb.
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That's right. Yeah. It's interesting because you've lost weight now, so you're putting on more things. Yeah.
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You know, you need more stuff on you. Also, um I have um I still have fat
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eyes. No, you don't. No. What I'm Some would argue you have what?
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Very fat. Very skinny eyes. What I'm very thin. Very thin. Yeah. I I don't I don't mean
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it in that sense. I don't either. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's good. I'm sorry.
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You have skinny eyes. You have skinny eyes. Yeah, very skinny eyes. Yeah, I would say I have medium eyes. Medium eyes. But what when I look at
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myself in the mirror, I still see a fat guy. See that? That will that ever go away, do you think?
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I don't know. But I I I'll like I'll do bends and see where the fat is and go, I got to lose that. You know what I mean?
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See, this is the problem that they say that you keep you continually move the goalposts. You lost a lot of weight. Now
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you still want to lose more. When does it end? Until I look like Karen Carpenter. Oh my
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god. Yeah. Yeah. Body dysmorphia. That's what we Body dysmorphia. That's what it is. It's
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a mental health condition where a person spends a lot of time worrying about their flaws and their appearances. But you don't have many flaws.
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I have a flat ass. No, I think you got have tiny little bumps in it, too. I don't know why.
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Those are uh the dimples in your tush. You have the little dimples. Do you have dimples? I have dimples and they're my favorite
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one. When you on yours, you're my that's my favorite place to bite. Bumps on your butt can be caused by acne,
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inflammation follicles. No, I think it's just it's just age. Just life. Yeah,
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you're not going to have a perfect round butt the rest of your life. That's impossible. I mean, Carlos does have a perfectly round butt. He has a nice butt. Yeah,
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but that's just genetics. Latin. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, no, cuz Fancy doesn't have a nice butt. No, we've never seen it. See it. Let's see
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it. Well, just Google Pork's butt.
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He's back at it with his de. Oh, there's a little porgi right there. That's the pork butt. Yeah.
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Harry Potter today. Did you watch the movies or what's going on here? I played a video game last night.
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Okay. Okay. Oh, very good. Good call back. Good call back for something that people don't even know what you're
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talking about. Yeah, you No, but you do you are you have layers on today. This is This is going to be the future of uh bad weather
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coming in. The kids got the sweater with the sweater and the collared shirt. Double sweater collar shirt.
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Just one sweater. It is cute though. Oh, it's Oh, it makes it looks like it's two. Yeah. Wow. Wait, wait. It's one sweater that
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has like a stitching. Exactly. No, be real. Stick your hand between.
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Oh my god. Dude, you know what this like? This like a clip on tie.
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It is. It's a clip on tie. Yeah. Oh my god. This is like they made those jackets which had hoodies stitched inside of
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them. Have you ever seen that? And they're not real hoodies. This is the same thing. Yeah. I kind of like it. Where do you get that? Desi.
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Desal too. Oh, they have that dead stock, though. They don't make this anymore. This guy, it's worth money now
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at this point. Yeah. Yeah. He'll have the largest collection of Desi. Yeah. And And oh, it has the symbol on
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it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The symbol I don't If it was just nothing, that'd be cool. Okay,
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good. Yeah. And do you always wear those glasses or are they new? He's been wearing those since we known
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him. Okay. I think with that outfit, it's very Harry Potter. Are those new glasses though? A new design?
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Uh, yes. They're like fairly new. Like seven, eight months. Oh wow.
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The whole year you've had those. Yeah. Wow. Have you just noticed them now? They look different today. You know what
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it is, though? He's got a little pep in his step. I'm guessing he doesn't know with his hair, too. What's going on there?
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It's a crunch. It's like It's new. He's trying to be young. Yeah. Right. You know, Oh, he just waved his hair. He just waved it. You know what I mean?
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You know what happened with I wish Turkey didn't exist. Why? Cuz that's where he got his hair done. Oh, T. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
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That's cheating. You're cheating. I'm guessing your wife I'm guessing your wife and you had a little fun today.
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That's why you're in a good Am I right? You are right. See, I knew it. I could tell. That's what it is. Mhm. Yeah. When his balls are full, he's more
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annoyed. Yeah. And now he feels light and airy cuz he's emptied. Exactly. Yeah. That time of the year, you know.
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Yeah. How long does it last? A minute, too. Well, how long does it him? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? I think she just makes I think she makes him
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pleasure her and he doesn't he has to go in the bathroom when it's over and Oh, right.
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She doesn't want to see that. Yeah. She did it once. They had a kid. It's over. She's done. Mhm. They don't want to do that anymore.
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It must be fun for you, huh? Yeah. Very good. Don't That wink is so creepy.
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I got a girl I had a girl uh after the show ask me for uh your number. And would you tell me 1 through 10? What
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is it? 1 through 10. What is it? I mean, her look. Her look. Yeah. To you.
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Uh, you have different parameters. And I think in the in the social world, she'd be a seven or an eight. Yeah.
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Yeah. And I I didn't give her your number. That's why. Well, that'd be inappropriate. Just giving out your number. Did you get her Instagram account?
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No. She goes, "That's not helping." She said, "Can I please have Bobby's number?" I said, "Just DM him.
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I can't give you his number. That's not appropriate. You want me to give out your number to people? I'm not doing that."
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But use your own judgment is what I'm saying. This woman I met for 5/10 of a second. What? Well, how can I judge her?
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She said, "I'm such a big fan of you guys. Is there any way you can give me Bobby's number?" 1 to 10. That's how you judge it.
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Seven. Yeah. So, I gave her I gave her uh What is that? I gave her two/3 of your number. Yeah.
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She has to guess the rest. Cuz McCone set me up. Cuz she's real. We've been talking. Oh, really?
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Yeah. Yeah. Who's this girl? Some random person slid into my DMs and was like, "I want to get in contact with Bobby."
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Yeah. And I screenshotted it and I just texted. Is she good looking? Yeah. And you guys have been chatting. Yeah.
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Text or DM? DM. So it's not ready yet. But she wants to FaceTime.
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That's so strange. Why? To Why does she need to FaceTime? I need to FaceTime. Oh, you? This is your thing.
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Yeah, because it's like she lives in Canada. Oh, this is another one of these things. What? This is never going to come to fruition.
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Yeah. Well, you're really going to fly her down? Well, you know, I remember I did that dated that girl from Spokane that
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happened. Yeah, but that's because you met her in Spokane and then it continued. You never met this human being.
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Oh, but I did that a couple times in New York. I mean, yeah, one time it was a disaster.
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One time didn't didn't work out so well. Yeah, we remember how that went, didn't we? There was two from New York. One was a
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disaster. Yeah. One was a absolute nightmare. Can we Can we say that? I I don't I don't know. She was hammered at 10:00 in the
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morning. Yeah, she was alcoholism. Hammered? Yeah. 10:00 a.m. But do you remember that?
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You guys want me to get you coffee? She was drooling at breakfast. That was I know. But do you remember when um that
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was the first after my breakup with Kila? That was the first That was the first girl. Yeah. So I didn't know any different.
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Well, you knew now. I know now. I would never Well, how far in Canada is this Canadian girl? Vancouver. Oh, that's not far. That's not bad.
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That's not far. No, Western Canada. I think you can do You can do Western Canada. Yeah. I But once you get east of uh
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Alberta, it gets tough. I don't You're not going over there. Yeah. You're not doing Winnipeg. Yeah. It's just fun, you know, getting
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to know somebody. What what what is the most engaging part for you? What do you mean?
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What are you interested the most in this part of the dating thing of this like this this little nook of time?
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Okay. Well, there's Is it the banter? No, no, no. It's Here's what I look for. The negatives.
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Okay. Body dysmorphia again. No, it's not body dysmorphia. Only looking for the negatives. No, no. There. No. Like, you know what I
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mean? Does she have a drinking problem? Right. Right. Cuz you know what I mean? We had that problem before. We did.
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Right. So you go, okay, you can kind of sense how much do you party? Oh, do you party? And you say, and what
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if they say, I party sometimes. Okay, you be the girl. I'll ask. Okay. All right.
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Are we on FaceTime right now? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, hold on. I can't. Do you see me?
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I see. There's always that. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? No. No. You're like cutting in and out.
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Oh, I Yeah. Not but watch. No. Oh, I see you now.
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Hey. Hey. Hi. Hi. Sorry. Oh my god, you're so much cuter than I thought you were. Yeah, you too.
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Wow. Yeah. What's up? Yeah. What's I mean, um,
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what's going on? This is it. The game master again.
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What? What? The game master. Yeah. Yeah. It's the game master. No,
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it's on design. Uhhuh. You It's by design. It's by design. I mean,
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it's by design, right? Make it awkward. Hey, is that is are you in your place? Is that your place behind
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you? Yeah, there's cat poop on the couch. Yeah, that's cool. I have cats. Is that a design thing?
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Yeah, it's a design thing. It's all by design. So, what do you want to know about me, Bobby? Yeah. Um, so you do a lot of yoga, huh?
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Uh, five to six days a week. Oh, that's great. I I'm a yoga teacher, so that Oh, I dude I you know, I'll be honest
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with you. Mh. Um, I had an instructor during co, her name is Cara from Hawaii and I did a lot
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of yoga and it really I just felt like that was the best time I've ever felt in my life. I don't know if I care about other girls
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hearing about other girls. No, she was my my yoga instructor happened to be a woman. Sure. But I don't It's about me right
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now. Not Cara. Sensitive, huh? A little bit. Yeah. My last boyfriend was My last boyfriend cheated on me with a
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yoga instructor. So I became a yoga instructor. Oh, is that why? Yeah. I was a kindergarten teacher before this.
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That's weird. It's a little strange, but I mean, you're a little strange. Yeah. You know, it's like if you know,
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my ex-girlfriend was a hitman, you know, and cheated me with a hitman and now I'm
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a hitman. You know, it doesn't make any Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, bye.
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I mean, you took it there already. It's weird. I feel like that's a real conversation that would happen. Mhm. I I I don't think that she would say
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like, um, I don't want to talk about your female yoga instructor. That's [ __ ] weird. Maybe she doesn't want to.
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All right, let's She might be insecure. Rewind.
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Yeah, my uh male yoga instructor. Oh, cool. So, you love yoga?
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You still do it? No, I haven't done it yet. Well, I'm just so busy. Well, maybe if we hang out, we can do yoga together. I would love to. I'd like to start back
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up back again. Let's do it. You could teach me? Yeah. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, I could even, you know, pay a
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little something to do classes online. I I don't want money. I just I want your company.
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Wow, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. What What else do you do? Um I don't know. Like I like yoga. I
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like uh match getting matcha lattes in the morning. You look like the matcha latte. I love them. Oh, who doesn't love a matcha?
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I love them. I like taking long walks. I have seven dogs. Seven dogs. Well, they're not mine. I'm a dog. I'm I
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walk people's dogs. Oh, that's cool. Oh, so it's a side like a side hustle. Uh, yeah. It's a little side job.
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Yeah. Yeah. I have a bunch of side jobs. I have like I have four dogs. Oh, you do? Yeah. I'd love to walk your dogs. It's impossible. They're in my freezer.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're frozen solid. Is that lunch? No. Oh, burial.
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Oh, you Okay. When it's my time. Cool. You like to party? What? Do you like to party?
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I'm sober. Who are you looking at in your house? You keep looking over there in your house. Is there someone there?
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No. I'll be honest with you, sweetheart. Can I call you sweetheart, please? Yeah. My dad used to call me sweetheart.
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Well, that's weird cuz my dad's ghost is next to me. Really? That's what I'm looking at. Who are you talking to?
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Who are you talking to? Yep, that's him. Who is that? It's my dad.
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Tell him I said hi.
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Anyway, anyway, bye. No. No. Don't go. When's your What was
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your last relationship? I was married. I was I was married for two and a half years.
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Wow. What happened? I mean, we got a divorce. That was my third marriage.
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You've been married three times, huh? Yeah. Kids? Yeah.
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Oh, how many? I have four with my first husband, two with my second husband, and I'm pregnant right now.
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Click. Yeah, hang out. I'm out. You don't want to be a dad with me? Seven kids. Yes. Yeah. Three different.
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No, there's no way. No. But they're all involved. Okay. Who's involved? The kids are involved with what? No. No. The dads are all involved in
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their lives. They're all wonderful men. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to meet them. They're all NBA players. Yeah. I have, you know, can be honest
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with you. Yeah. I had a girl that hit me up, you know, recently. Are we talking as us now? Are we out of
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the bit? No, I'm telling the girl. I'm telling you the girl. Yeah. Who, you know what I mean? All her boyfriends were like NBA players and I
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couldn't do it. Why? Because it's like, you know, I don't know if it shrinks back, you know.
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Oh, it does. But I'm still interested in you.
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I don't know about Bobby. You know how sometimes Yeah. I don't know if it shrinks back, you know. You know, sometimes you only want half a
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sandwich. Yeah. That's the kind of stage I'm at right now. And you want some soup, too? Half a soup.
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I would love I would love a half a soup, half sandwich. You like creamy soup? I love creamy. Okay. All right. With clams in it?
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M. Yeah, I got clams in mind. That is funny. That's when a girl goes from NBA players back to regular guys.
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That is the order. Domino's. Hey, how you doing? Hey. Hey. Hey, Tone. How you doing?
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I'm pretty good around here. Okay, good. I got some Domino's pizza. Well, you got one of those specialty pizzas. I got a specialty pizza.
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Mama. This has Italian sausage on it. Pepperoni, little bit of ham, little bit
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of ham on. This is the pizza. Yeah. Italian sausage, pepperoni, ham, all beef sandwich between two layers of proolone cheese made 100% mozzarella.
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Oh, you know what I got? What do you got, Frank? Extravaganza, my friend. Dude, we
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got Check this out. Super. I tell you I tell you what they got, man. pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage,
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beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of
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proolone and cheese made up with 100% real mozzarella
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mia. And I'll tell you this, the guys love it too, Carlos, which was your favorite. What's your favorite Domino's pizza that
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we've had in the studio? Specialty one. Yeah. Spinach and feta. Spinach and feta. See, he's always looking out for his weight. He wants to
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have a thin little waist. Spinach and feta a little healthier. I like the spicy chicken and bacon ranch. Load it
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up. Give it to me. Okay. Hey, bro. Welcome to Hawaii, dude. Right. Honolulu. Wakaliki. Wakaliki.
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Makaliki. Wakaliki. Honolulu. Hawaiian. Bro. The Honolulu Hawaiian pizza. Delicious.
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You're a big fan of pineapple on pizza. Never ending debate. But Bobby Lee loves Hawaiian pizza.
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Especially the Hal like um I also like dude Pacific
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No, no, no. Flying in today. Me too, man. Cuz of the rain. I got scared. I was It was
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bad raining, dude. It was crazy raining. It was It was raining in clouds. I was leaving Phoenix for this storm that just
00:23:52
passed and then coming into here and I was like, I hate it. I hate little baby planes in the sky.
00:23:57
You took a private plane? No, no, no, no, no. Just it was a what do you call regional jet, you know, where it's like not a lot of seats and I
00:24:03
was like, your Buddy Holly style. Yeah, I got a little nervous about it. I
00:24:08
hate that. I don't mind if Richie Val Richie Valance. Yeah, Richie Valance. He died too. And
00:24:14
the Big Bopper. The Big Bopper. Yeah. I don't know much about him. Do
00:24:20
you? I don't know anything about the Big Bopper other than the name is fun. Yeah, but I know about Richie. And you know about Richie Valance?
00:24:26
Yeah. What do you know about him? What do you mean? I saw the movie Lab
00:24:32
Bomba. Mhm. What What do you remember about him? I remember he had a brother who was a
00:24:38
cartoonist. Uhhuh. Do you remember? Yeah. Yeah. Donna was the white girl in high school that he was in love with, right?
00:24:45
And there was like they couldn't get together because of racial discriminations from the her side of the family.
00:24:51
Isn't that sad that the family would be would would do that to you? even he's a [ __ ] rockar.
00:24:57
And they're like, "No, no way." Yeah. You know, we got to bring that back.
00:25:03
What? Racial discrimination. But that's still kind of out there.
00:25:09
Parents that don't let you date the other race. I'm sure if No, I mean there like, you know, you'll go to like um Dantana's.
00:25:15
Yeah. Right. And you'll just be at the bar eating a spaghetti and then you'll go you'll turn to, you
00:25:20
know, me and a couple of Hollywood Hollywood socialites. That's They're always there. They're always there,
00:25:26
right? Yeah. Yeah. And you go, "Hey, what are you eating?" And they're like, "They
00:25:32
don't know you." What do you mean? I'm I'm [ __ ] you, man. No. If they knew, I'll tell you
00:25:37
something. If they knew you. No, I'm a human being, dude. Just acknowledge my presence. They don't need to. You're at the bar
00:25:44
Dantas. That's Socialite Express. If you didn't want that, go sit at a table by yourself. Okay. So, you're begging for the attention.
00:25:51
You want it. That's why you went up to No, there was no seats the one time that I went there. Oh, all we have is the bar. So, I'm eating
00:25:56
the spaghetti and go, "Hey, what you eating?" Nothing. Yeah. Nothing. And
00:26:01
they just completely ignore you. Didn't want to engage. That's I think, you know what I mean? Either I don't know what to me. I always
00:26:08
think it's perceive it as racism. That's not racism. You're a guy, they're a girl. They don't want to talk to you.
00:26:13
You don't think that's racism? A little bit. Not a Dannis. They know you got money. So if I was James, if I look like if I
00:26:19
look like James Franco, you think they'd still do it? Well, he's better looking. All right. It's based on look. All right. It's not
00:26:25
race. It's look. By the way, if you were Michael B. Jordan, they'd be talking to you. And he's black. Okay. These are white girls. Benedict Wong.
00:26:31
They would ignore him. No. All right. Let me throw the names out. You throw a name. I'll tell you if the two white girls would talk to
00:26:37
Okay. Um, Ei Morales. Absolutely. Yes, they talk. They would talk to Isai Morales% even
00:26:43
though he's Hispanic. Yeah, he's he's handsome. Okay. Um, when he was alive, Philip
00:26:48
Seymour Hoffman, do they know who he is or no? No, they don't. No, they won't talk to him.
00:26:54
Wow. Yeah, they don't know who Jack Black is. Jack Black, they'll talk to him. They know him. But if they didn't, they do. Everybody does.
00:27:00
I know that's too famous. Yeah. Yeah, that that's a tough one. Um, how about Jeffrey Jones?
00:27:09
Yeah, probably. You know who that is? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. From Ferris Buer.
00:27:14
Yeah, from Ferris Buer. Jeffrey Jones, the principal. The principal principal. Is he still in prison?
00:27:19
I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think. Yeah. Yeah. He's at Dantana's. He's out. He's at Dantana's right now.
00:27:25
Yeah. Yeah. He's probably working at Dantana. Yeah. What did you do this weekend? Oh, boy. Do you have a busy weekend?
00:27:31
Oh, boy. Yeah. I'm doing a lot of um special prep with Louis. Is he in town?
00:27:37
Yeah. A lot of special prep. Our buddy Louis Catz, who's like one of the funniest We're going to sing a song. Are you writing the song?
00:27:42
Yeah, we're writing the song. Is it the closer? Yeah. And then there's a whole another thing. I don't know if I I'll give it away, but um
00:27:49
Well, you don't have to. Yeah, there's going to be a little thing with my dad. How'd you get him?
00:27:55
Did you book him? No, I'm going to play him. Really? Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. This is going to be great.
00:28:01
It's going to be a three-dimensional face of me. Really? Yeah. That's like a hologram on stage
00:28:08
and there's a conversation between him and I. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Did you write the conversation already? Yeah. It's done.
00:28:14
Oh, I want to see. And we tried it on stage in San Francisco. How was that? We had audio. So, he had a button. So,
00:28:21
it's, you know what I mean? We pretended like he was there and then I, you know, and we did it back and it got laughs.
00:28:26
It was good. Yeah. Did you cry? There's a crying thing in like a little like a moment in there.
00:28:32
Wow. But yeah, I mean, all that, but it's it's it there's I've never I don't know if you
00:28:38
felt this, but I've never felt this much anxiety in my life. Like even like
00:28:44
technical things like we got a DP. It's like I don't I don't want I don't care. Well, that's why you hired people to
00:28:49
take care of it. Yeah. Yes. But they tell me about it, you know what I mean? Set design this and that. You know what I mean? And it's
00:28:54
like it's it causes me so much anxiety. I don't even know what I don't know why. Yeah. Do you felt that?
00:29:00
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's nerve-wracking. It's nerve-wracking. It sucks. But I mean, you trust people around you. You hire you h what you do.
00:29:07
You hire good people who are talented that you trust, which we haven't done on this show, but we will get to it at some point.
00:29:12
Yeah. Hiring talented people, but then you they just do all the stuff that you they have your vision in mind and you let
00:29:17
them complete it. Yeah. And I I think I picked the right director because he um this is his shot,
00:29:24
right? That's great. And he's So now he's so like locked locked in and just on it.
00:29:31
That's cool. You I mean, and he wants it to be so good. So he's very strict with me.
00:29:36
That's good. Yeah, that's what you want. Like, how come you didn't do that joke tonight? Like, it's not really flushed out yet.
00:29:43
You have to do it. So, he makes me do it. Yeah, you got it. See, this I'm so glad that he's doing that with you. What a good journey.
00:29:48
Yeah, it's a good journey. So, you worked on it all weekend. Yeah, it's a that and just a lot of video gaming.
00:29:54
A lot of video gaming. Yeah. Too much. Cuz when I'm in anxiety, you know, I because I'm not masturbating
00:30:00
anymore to porn. So, that's there that there there goes that. Are you masturbating in general? No. to nothing. Why? Now, why is that?
00:30:07
I only alleviate me uh myself in front of um women. She only enjoy You only
00:30:13
And that's rare. So, it's like I don't know if it alleviates the word. Yeah. Yeah. Release or in front of
00:30:19
Yes. release. Rephrase this. I would say I would say anytime you're
00:30:26
It's ejaculating. It's only for sexual relations with with someone. What's so funny?
00:30:32
Release. Yeah. Release. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um like they're prisoners or something.
00:30:38
No. Yeah. Yeah. Like I um release the hostages from the goolog.
00:30:44
Release the prisoners from the goolog. The way I say they got to get out. Well, if you look at my sperm, they're
00:30:49
they're wearing helmets and little swords. I mean, they're not fighters. Yeah. Yeah. They're fighters. Yeah. They're survivors.
00:30:56
I mean, when they swim. I'm here real. Look at mine. Some of them are sleeping.
00:31:02
Well, bring some in. Yeah. So, I'm thinking that one of the warriors will get in when I have a baby one day.
00:31:07
Yeah. Yeah. So, that's my gut bet. You'll make a warrior. I think I have warrior blood in my in my
00:31:12
Do you DNA? Yeah. Is there Look up. Is there a history of a warrior with a last name Lee by any chance?
00:31:19
Cuz my my great great-grandfather was the royal commander of the Korean army or whatever.
00:31:25
Wow. Asian Lee. Yeah. Bruce Lee. Yeah. Henry Lighor. Harry Lee.
00:31:31
Yeah, dude. Continent. You don't know ligh horse? Yeah, I know ligh horse. Yeah. Yeah, I know heavy horse a little bit better.
00:31:38
But but do Asianly there. Bruce Lee outside. Okay, zoom in.
00:31:43
There's a very famous Asian war. The last name Kerr Kurt Chu and Lee, the very first Asian commissioned officer in
00:31:49
the US Marine Corps known for his heroics in the Korean War. Wow. So that's that's your Well, no. Go back in the beginning. All
00:31:55
right. His name is Kurt Chu. That's a sneeze. Kurtu. Yeah. Kchu in
00:32:02
Lee, right? Yeah. But you know that Kurt was his English name. Yeah. Chu. He probably chose it, too.
00:32:08
They were like, "Hey, Chu, get back in line." Right. Call me court. Maybe he like Kurt Cobain.
00:32:15
Maybe. And that's why. Yeah. Chew. That's a good one. Is he still alive?
00:32:21
Hit that Wikipedia site. He's not. He died in 2014. No. God bless you. God bless you. Great. Thank you for your
00:32:27
service. There he is. Look at how many me. Oh my god. Look at him. Look at all the metals decorated.
00:32:32
Yeah. Why you laughing, dude? I'm not laughing at him. You know what I always found strange about the metals is just because this is
00:32:39
like my OCD. Yeah. They're always on one side. I think they should be balanced. Why wouldn't it be symmetrical?
00:32:44
Yeah. Right. Wouldn't you have layers of metals on both sides? That to me. But imagine if if they could just place
00:32:50
them whenever wherever they wanted. That would drive me crazy. Oh, no. I think that look cool. Like one here, one here, one here, three
00:32:56
in the back. I mean, it would drive me crazy. Looks like a NASCAR car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it that it's clumped together on one side.
00:33:02
We're we're we're pretty close, by the way, for our military being sponsored by businesses to where they're wearing
00:33:08
jerseys with their names on. Oh, right. Right. Like the military like the Marine Corps sponsored by like Tide Pods or something
00:33:13
like that. Or Chick-fil-A. Yeah, that's coming, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like Nashville's Nashville hot
00:33:19
chicken. Can you zoom in at the medals, please? Yeah. It would be interesting over what who got sponsored. There he is.
00:33:26
Yeah. So, what do you know what these medals mean? You know, I don't know what those Oh, do you anyone in the room knows what
00:33:31
they mean? Honor, valor there. I think it's I think it's for I'm not even going to guess. I
00:33:38
think like service during certain either times of battle or what what is it? Find a guy who has the most medals.
00:33:45
I want to see how deep it goes. His neck is just hanging so heavy on his chest.
00:33:50
Who's a military? Who in the military has had the most medals? The most awarded veteran. Most decorated veteran
00:33:55
on the jacket though. We need to Wait, time out. Before you do this, stop. You want to guess? I think I think it's Audi Murphy. I
00:34:02
think Audie Murphy was the most decorated war veteran in American history. I might be wrong. Audi Murphy.
00:34:08
Wow. Wow. That's pretty [ __ ] awesome. Can we see his Whoa.
00:34:14
He was the most decorated war. Isn't that amazing? I knew Oh, he got the draggy kind like the like
00:34:19
he should have a manbag with him. Put all those metals in. But go to that photo right below in the
00:34:25
colored one. The third row to the very far right. Jesus. Look at No, not that one. The far right when
00:34:32
he's old. That's not him. That's another guy, dude. That's But I want to see that guy anyway. But click on That's Audie Murphy. Yeah. I don't like it when they're like
00:34:40
bedazzled like that. Well, I like with the little cubes. No. See, I think I think this is cool. Like the chicklet kind.
00:34:46
This is little real metals. You like that? I like this. Yeah. Audi Murphy, I knew was the most
00:34:51
decorated war veteran in American history. The only reason I know that is because I I've seen his house.
00:34:58
How? He's He used to live in this neighborhood. This neighborhood right here? In this neighborhood?
00:35:03
No. Yeah. How do you How else would I know that weird fact? He used to have a plaque outside his house that said this was the home of Audi Murphy,
00:35:09
commissioned as a historic site, the most decorated war vet veteran in American history. The house is no longer
00:35:14
there. They ripped it down, but they kept this brick thing out front that says the most decorated war veteran. Wow. What year did he die?
00:35:21
71. Oh my. When I was born. But he lived here in this neighborhood. Isn't that That's incredible.
00:35:28
So, I was at the antennas last night and I was talking to this guy who's been there. This old man was sitting there.
00:35:34
Mhm. And he was like, "Hey, kid. Look at comedy." I go, "Whoa, what's your name?"
00:35:40
My name is Robert. I've been coming here since the 60s. Wow. And I go, "What happened here?" You can
00:35:46
get whites downs. You mean the blue pill right at this bar? You can get anything
00:35:53
you want at this bar. Not anymore. Not anymore. You just get spaghetti and bolognese.
00:35:58
That's all you can get. You know what I mean? But like pounded chicken or whatever. But you know what I mean? Yeah. Back in the You walk down the street,
00:36:05
man. Oh my god. You can get laid just by walking out. He's still living in the old times in his mind. Yeah. Back when Santa Monica, he could hustle.
00:36:11
Was he gay? No. No. No. That does this sound gay to you?
00:36:17
No. No. This is This is Steve McQueen, man. I mean, that's the the gayest part of West Hollywood.
00:36:22
It is in West Hollywood. But but listen to my voice. Oh, I hear it now. Yeah. And what did
00:36:27
you chat with? And he had a he had a You know how they have this? Yeah. One bad eye.
00:36:33
Yeah. But they're just You know what I mean? Hey kid. You know, they always call you kid. Well, cuz you are to him.
00:36:39
To him. Yeah. Hey, kiddo. Back in my day. Everyone sat here.
00:36:45
You know what I mean? Like who's everyone? You name them. Yeah. Greta Garbo. No, like Flip Wilson.
00:36:50
Oh, Flip Wilson. Yeah. Yeah. Flip Wilson. You know what I mean? And then and then they had guys that you
00:36:56
didn't even know, but they were local legendary. Yeah. Used to come here all the time. Deontay.
00:37:02
You know what I mean? Started the Fry Colleges. Yeah. You know, you know, you know the you know the tennis shoes where you you put the loops in the metal the metal
00:37:10
hole. That's him. Yeah. He put the metals in that. You know what I mean? And you're like, "Oh, I don't give a fuck." Did you ask what
00:37:16
the man did for a living? Like who was he? Was he a musician? He what I do? I buy property for people. Commercial
00:37:23
real estate. So you buy I don't do risks. I don't do high risks. What does that mean? You use someone
00:37:29
else's money. You broker the I broker the deals. You broker. This is what he told me last night.
00:37:35
I I go at 80 you do that. Still do it, kid. He wasn't smoking, but
00:37:40
it's he wanted to breathing machine. Yeah. Yeah. And then a bunch of young,
00:37:46
not like 30-year-old, you know, in fur coats. Robert, they knew him. Yeah. And they all like hogged them. And
00:37:54
I did a weird laugh. I'm like, why? I don't know why I got so nervous.
00:38:00
Comfortable. I was like, girls. Yeah. I did a weird laugh. And he goes,
00:38:06
"See you later, kid." You know what I mean? He had a girl on each arm. Yeah. And he walks out of his thing and
00:38:12
I go, "Can I have the spaghetti bolognese? Do you have whites, reds, or blues?
00:38:18
We just pound chicken. Yeah, just pound a chicken. Pounded chicken. All right. Yeah, but that was Yeah, I love Dantana.
00:38:26
I don't ever eat there. Why? It's so cool in there. It's It's cool, but I The food is not
00:38:32
good. It's okay for late night. It's okay. It's fine. The This is so Hollywood. The reason why
00:38:37
is when I first moved to LA, I move I went to Dant and I couldn't even afford it, but I like I spent
00:38:44
hundreds of dollars there. Yeah. Cuz I just heard it was a legendary place and I remember seeing Leo and all
00:38:49
those guys there. Yeah. Right. That was like their hand and I never saw them again there. You mean
00:38:54
and now you can go. But now you're Leo to someone else. Well, it's funny cuz I remember the when
00:38:59
I first in the '9s, late 90s went to Dantanos. Yeah. I wouldn't even be able to get in get in.
00:39:05
That was a kid. Hey kid, you can't get in. But now like they kiss me on the cheeks and stuff.
00:39:10
Who does? The host. The the host kisses you on the cheeks. Yeah. Hey Bobby, come. Welcome back.
00:39:17
Meet Kenneth. Thanks for come on the cheeks. Did you bring that bag with you?
00:39:25
Dude, you're going to make me mad about this. Don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So So Kenneth kisses you on the cheek. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good stuff online
00:39:33
guy. You know what I mean? He loves your online stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And then um you know I mean and then I'll have like an old lady goes
00:39:40
young man you do podcasts. Mhm. I go I do. If I've seen it it's probably
00:39:47
good. Wow. That's what she said. Right. But it's it's got this oldtimey Hollywoody. You
00:39:52
know what I mean? Yeah. It's it's it's old school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is very old school. And it's every once in a while you go, you know?
00:39:58
I don't want to go. We should go together. I don't want to. Why? I I don't like it.
00:40:03
You love places like that. I do. But the food's got to be dude. The food's got to be good.
00:40:08
That guy, the Taylor Swift guy. It goes Dude,
00:40:14
what is that? That's the photo. Yeah. We wouldn't be caught dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Dantana's
00:40:19
look. That's what they all look like. Robert, a kid. This is
00:40:25
Come on, guy. You love those places. I like good food. You go to I know, but it's okay.
00:40:31
It's not good. All right. It's It's pretty basic spaghetti for Italian restaurants in LA.
00:40:37
Yeah, that that place is for the hang. Yeah, but a It's so close to the comedy store. It is pretty close,
00:40:42
right? And then, you know, it's a two-minute drive. I'll go to Night Market before I go there, though.
00:40:48
Okay. Better food. What's I don't even know what Night Market is. H right up the street. Literally up the
00:40:53
street from where you're talking. It's open late. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. No one's ever brought me there to the Night Market.
00:40:58
What? You've never had Night Market? No. Oh, come on, dude. It's right on sunset. It's up. It's literally up the street
00:41:04
from what you're talking about. And what time do they close? Midnight or 1? No.
00:41:11
Closes at Well, it's a Sunday. So, what time is it clos now? 10:00 on Sunday. Okay. But on a weekend, they close late.
00:41:17
Yeah. Okay. I didn't know. Oh, you got Well, take me there. I'll take you there. Because when you finish your shows, you
00:41:22
never take me nowhere. I ask you all the time to go get food, but then you want you go, "No, no, I'm going alone." You You do that all the
00:41:28
time. Yeah, because where I want to go, you're not going to drive that far. How far? Like like one time you came to
00:41:33
the Korea town a month ago. Yeah, that's fine. We went to um Agassi Gopchang.
00:41:38
Aiy, remember you were there with Who were you with? Your friend. Who? You know what's so [ __ ] up? My
00:41:45
brain. I just I like uh I can't believe I just drew a blank when you were telling that story. Who I brought?
00:41:50
I do the same thing now. You're getting old. Yeah. Am I old?
00:41:56
When you're 42. I'm 42. Yeah. What is that? Memory changes around 40. Yeah. Yeah,
00:42:01
that sucks. I'm 54, dude. Yeah, but you have a better memory. I couldn't remember the girl I was
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00:43:24
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00:43:30
horizontal last night. I put on my little heating pad. I got a little heating pad now. I'm getting old. Yeah. I put on my little electronic heating
00:43:36
pad. Yeah. Near my tushy. And then I got on my phone. I started reading and I thought, I'm going to be able to read and go to sleep.
00:43:41
No. Couldn't go to sleep. How many hours? How many When was I up till? How many hours did you get last night?
00:43:47
Three. Wow. It's so funny. I couldn't sleep. I got three, too. Maybe you and I are on the same we're on our same cycle.
00:43:54
All the girls sync up. You and I are Yeah, I got three too last night. I just couldn't get to sleep. And I was, you know what's the worst is
00:44:00
when you're so tired. Oh my god. And you need to go to sleep. I was exhausted.
00:44:05
And I took Trazzadone, which is my dog tranquilizer. No, it's like a it's a non-addictive.
00:44:13
Just say yes when I say that. See, I can't even yes and right now. I know. Yeah. My wife just went to the doctor,
00:44:20
by the way, and they offered her pain. He He was like, "Oh, and also, do you need pain medication?" She was like, "No." And I was like, "You say yes.
00:44:26
You always say yes." Yeah. Yeah. It's good to have for you. For me, for the house.
00:44:32
Yeah. For the house. It's It's like when you get pancakes for the table. Yeah. For the house. Get drugs for the house. Just so when
00:44:38
someone comes over, we got a little something to have. Yeah. I I And when I'm at the grocery store, what do I pick up every [ __ ]
00:44:43
time? Rice. I don't eat rice, but I have two Asians living in the house. Eat it. You get the rice.
00:44:48
I get the rice. Spam. Whatever they need. You need to get the rice. Yeah. You know what I mean? Nuts. You
00:44:54
know what I mean? Or whatever. I love nuts. Yeah. Well, Filipinos, they love the nuts. Yeah. Well, they got a lot of nuts. Yeah. Yeah. So, like you you get it.
00:45:01
Even though you're not going to You have to be mindful about other people. That's right. Exactly. Pay attention.
00:45:06
Pay attention. Pay attention. You have to be mindful about other people. Yeah. I do that a lot. You know, you do. You're very generous.
00:45:12
Yeah. What did you guys do this weekend? What did you do this weekend, Carlos? went to the Ice House last night. Haime had a
00:45:18
show. Haime had a show at the Ice House and you went to support. Yeah. He doesn't come to support us. You notice that, Bob?
00:45:23
He does. He does. You know who came to support me last night? You come to support Bob. You go to Bob shows
00:45:28
at the comedy store. I've been there so many times. So many times. Yeah. Never for me. You know, I've seen you a million times go up.
00:45:35
20 years ago. Jewels. I also Jewels came to the main room last night. Oh, she did.
00:45:41
She's never been there. She's trying to get up, huh? No, she brought 10 people. What? Really? Yeah. It was crazy. I couldn't believe
00:45:47
it. Wow. And I I I had to kill. And I walked by her table and she goes,
00:45:54
"You did good." She knows. She's seen you before. Yeah. But she doesn't she doesn't give
00:46:01
it up. She doesn't That's not what she does. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I love about her. Okay. Can I Can I tell you I sent
00:46:07
you a Tik Tok. You see it? What did you send me? It's a It's a '9s furniture um um local um advertisement
00:46:15
commercial and it's something about it just made me feel so happy. Send it to him. I want to see it.
00:46:21
Yeah. Yeah. Send it to who? Me? The guy who put it up on the screen. Yeah.
00:46:26
There's just something about like race race relations that was the purest back
00:46:31
then. The '9s. Yeah. No, but it's a love, right? But it
00:46:37
wasn't what it is now. And I I want to go back to this time. I'm Richard aka Big A. I'm working at
00:46:43
the Red House and I'm black. I like pumping iron and pumping furniture into people's homes.
00:46:53
I'm Johnny aka T gauge. I work at the red house and I'm white. I like deer
00:46:59
hunting, bass fishing, and extending credit to all people. the red house.
00:47:06
I'm black and I love the red house. I'm white and I love the red house. I'm a black woman and I love the red
00:47:13
house. I am white and the red house is for me at the red house.
00:47:20
This has got to be a comedy sketch team that did this. No, it's real.
00:47:26
Look at the sofa. It's perfect for a black person or a white person.
00:47:33
This mattress is perfect for a white person or a black person. Big pause.
00:47:38
They were guests on Tiger Belly like two weeks ago, right? Wait, this is not real. It's a sketch. This is like when my dad
00:47:44
sends me an AI video. I'm so embarrassed. This is like when my dad sends me an AI video of like Kobe cussing out someone
00:47:52
in like a video, you know?
00:47:59
Jesus, dude. Oh my god. I thought it was I knew that. I was like, "This has got to be a comedy sketch."
00:48:04
I thought this was a real like wow. You mean but I but but your but your innocence is
00:48:11
good because it is a good commercial. Yeah. I was I would go to the red house after seeing this. Yeah. I go, "Wow,
00:48:19
they really got along." Yeah.
00:48:24
Like shaking hands, you know what I mean? I was like, "This is great. This is good. It's good for progress." Yeah. I feel like a fool.
00:48:31
Don't. Yeah. Yeah. Please don't. I I I feel so embarrassed. I'm going inside myself again.
00:48:36
Don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn it, dude. I'm a fool.
00:48:42
Are you sure that's them? Couldn't be more sure. Okay. My bad.
00:48:48
It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm excited for right now? What? I get to go home tonight and have uh my
00:48:54
favorite soup. Let me get It's soup season, dog. It's soup season now. Now that's a crisp air. If you can
00:49:01
see your breath in LA, it's soup season. Yeah. And I'm excited about soup season. Let me tell you about I'd even invite some of you pigs over
00:49:07
because my wife cooks my favorite soup and we don't get it all year until now. Can I guess what it is?
00:49:12
Yeah. Does it Can I name the vegetable or that? You can name the ingredient.
00:49:17
Pumpkin. No. No pumpkin. Okay. I disagree pumpkin. Is there squash in it? Nope.
00:49:22
Okay. Split pea. Nope. [ __ ] Trickery, you're
00:49:28
I love split prior. We She makes zupa noodles.
00:49:34
No. Oh, no. It sounds Look at it right there. Zupa Tascana.
00:49:40
She makes it good. Oh my god. It's like uh potato chunks. It's spicy Italian sausage.
00:49:46
Wow. Some people use kale. I don't like kale. Okay. But it's so good, dude.
00:49:51
Yeah. And by the way, you pour that over a little bit of rice for your people. Yum. Yum. Yum. Unreal. Yeah. I'll tell you what,
00:49:57
I had a Wagu bim bimbop bowl last night for dinner. Wow. Where? At that place that I went to in Phoenix.
00:50:03
Wow. Bimb. And the girl next to me goes, "What is that? What is that?" And I go, "It's a
00:50:09
Caesar salad." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a It's a smoking bowl. And she
00:50:14
goes, "What is that?" I go, "Caesar salad." But my favorite kind of BB and Bob has to be the hot pot.
00:50:20
Oh, dude. It has to be that stone pot because the rice crisps at the bottom. Crisps at the bottom. Dude, you get what
00:50:26
I'm saying, dog. And my favorite thing is when you peel that off at the bottom. Yeah. And you get that crunchy hard
00:50:31
crunch. Crunch. Oh my god. Name me some soups that you that you absolutely uh love and that you hate.
00:50:38
Top soup for Bobby L. Okay. For me is um Tom Yum. No, dude. That's rude.
00:50:43
Sweet and sour. No. Uh dragon's breath soup. Ding jung jig. Dang Jong Jig.
00:50:51
You've given me that. Yeah, Dangj I like. Yeah. Any jigs. Kimchi or denjang. I like
00:50:56
I like all the jiggers. I like all the jig. Any jingers I like. Okay. And then but the Americana ones
00:51:03
I'm a big fan of. Yeah. Right. Judge me if you want. No. No. We There's going to be some hot
00:51:09
takes. Sure. The chicken noodle soup from Arowan. Oh yeah. It's just
00:51:14
with the big No, but with the thick noodles. Oh, egg noodles. Egg. Yeah. to have it in your fridge and
00:51:19
as an emergency little meal. That's your favorite. It's It's good. What's your favorite one, Carlos? Split pea. I'm not done with my
00:51:26
favorite. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Excuse me. What? Fido. Fidelo. Mhm.
00:51:31
A good split pea. I don't like split pea. Yeah. Corn chowder. I can go if it's a 50/50.
00:51:37
Yeah. But clam chowder with Tabasco sauce. Oh, right. Come on, baby.
00:51:43
I can't do clam chowder. Yeah. Why? Cuz I don't like clams in Okay. That's what it looks like. They were
00:51:49
like I don't want to do that. Okay. Clams are their own thing. Yeah. Like spaghetti clams. Fine. If they're
00:51:56
still in the shell. Oh yeah. Spaghetti clams. You pick them bangoli. Bangoli.
00:52:02
Yeah. But you like you you do clam chowder. I love it. I wouldn't have pinned that for you. A clam chowder guy.
00:52:07
It has to be like you have to be in Seattle where they do a good Well, it's from New England. Yeah.
00:52:14
the opposite side of the country. But Seattle has some good spots there. Oh, it's got to it's got it's a seafood. It's a seafood.
00:52:19
Yeah. A port town is what I'm saying. I know they're it's from New England, right? But I'm saying, you know, I mean,
00:52:24
the I've never been to New England. So the the other port town I've been to
00:52:30
is in Seattle. It's still the same. All right. So I don't like the judgment. Give me that Sacramento clam chowder,
00:52:35
baby. I don't like moatza ball soup. It's [ __ ]
00:52:40
A lump in the middle. Get the [ __ ] out of here. But if you get the extras in it is good. What is that?
00:52:46
If you go to like caners or something, you can get um noodles in it. Yeah, but then just take the ball out.
00:52:52
Then it's chicken noodle soup. I like the ball. What do you do with that thing? You don't eat that. That's a lump. I know. But it's like a you know
00:52:57
cosmetic. I hate it. Look at that thing. Like big ball in there. Don't eat it. It's taking up space.
00:53:02
Yeah. It's like when a couch is too big for a small living room. You're like, "What? You don't need this. You could have gotten a love seat and gotten away with
00:53:08
it." I don't like carrots, but I like carrots and soup. But I also like carrots. How the Mexicans do? They pickle it.
00:53:14
That's my favorite. Whatever. What do they call They pickle it. Yeah, they pickle vegetable. But it has jalapeno pickle, too. It's
00:53:20
the whole thing. Onions. Onions. Pickled vegetables, dude. Whatever that is, dude. Laeno.
00:53:26
That's very Spanish.
00:53:34
I love it. That I do love. Yeah. And I love um I had breakfast. Did
00:53:39
you ever go to the griddle on Sunset? Yeah. No, I went there one time. The pancake
00:53:44
place? It's old. It's got like a line down the block, doesn't it? I went there today. You went there today?
00:53:50
Incredible. With pancakes, dude. I got a No, I got a French toast with Fruity Pebbles in it.
00:53:56
Oh my god. Look at the Fruity Pebble. You're really fist fighting that WGOi, huh?
00:54:02
Yeah. Yeah, I got that. That's insane, Bobby. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Yeah. Don't. That's like a
00:54:09
chunk. I know. But I shared it with my friend. Oh, okay. Well, your teeth are going to fall out. So, we what what I always do is when I
00:54:15
when I go to a breakfast spot with a friend, you know what I mean? I'll go We share one sweet, but we get
00:54:21
our separate things. I mean, we could share that, too. You get a dish, right? Yeah. So, you don't eat the whole thing. It's
00:54:26
just like two or three bites. But that thing, dude, was la.
00:54:32
That's too sweet for me. And syrup on top of that. No, that whatever that
00:54:37
whipped cream is is the thing. Oh, that's I I refuse to do extra. And then I got um a Chicago scramble.
00:54:44
That was really good. What was in What's in there? Uh peppers, you know. Italian peppers
00:54:49
and um sausage, you know. So over here, Chicago scrambled. Italian sausage. Peppers.
00:54:54
Italian sausage. Peppers. That's good. Yeah. Diabetes. Diabetes.
00:55:00
I'm from Chicago. You run a sketch show, huh? Oh, dude. When they said, "Um, you got
00:55:08
the job." Yeah. I went I really What do you mean you're a great actor? No. What I'm saying is is that you you
00:55:15
don't think that I was bewildered that I got on a [ __ ] sketch show? No, you're hilarious.
00:55:20
I didn't know how to do anything. Well, you just don't do impressions or accents or any what the things that
00:55:26
you need to do in a sketch show. I didn't do, dude. No, but you do characters. I can do characters. Yes, you can do I can do some That's
00:55:32
what sketch shows are. a great character. Yeah, man. I'm Donnie. Good to see you, man. Stuff like that.
00:55:38
Yeah, that was good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Alvyra. Hello. Welcome to my castle.
00:55:45
Those are the ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't really make it on.
00:55:52
You know, you know what hinders you? What? It's your eyes. My eyes are what? Well, you tell a lot in the eyes through
00:55:58
comedy, and that's what hinders you. What do you mean? Your eyes. What? Oh, because when you you do a character, you
00:56:05
have to like like see you do that when you go to like a different guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have to physically change your
00:56:10
eyes. I have to physically change my eyes. Yeah. Like be a guy from the south. What? Be a guy from the south. How you doing, man? See what I mean?
00:56:16
And be okay. Be a guy from New York. Hey, forget about it. See, look at your eyes. You change. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're
00:56:22
right. You do. You change your eyes. I make my eyes whiter. Yeah. You make white eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:28
Yeah. It looks like you're going to put eye drops in when you do that. You're I think you're right.
00:56:33
You changed that. It's in my eyes. It's in your eyes, dude. Whoa, dude. But the comedy is where? Yeah, in your heart.
00:56:39
It's in your heart. Yeah, I saw Frankenstein.
00:56:44
Hot Frankenstein. You see it? I know, but every time I see a clip on clip on TikTok that makes me laugh of a guy who's correcting people. Have you
00:56:50
seen that guy when he's like, "It's actually Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein is
00:56:55
It's a great clip. There's have been a couple of them out there." Yeah. Yeah. That's hot Frankenstein. Yeah. I'm out.
00:57:01
It's Frankenstein's supposed to be hideous. I know the whole point was Can I say something though?
00:57:06
I thought the same thing, but there was all this hoop like this about grade. You know what I mean? Did you see it? Mone.
00:57:12
Not yet. Yeah. Yeah. Um, who is it? Gilmo. GMO. Oh, it's going to look [ __ ] amazing. Yeah. So, I watched it because of that,
00:57:19
right? But I I have to say I had really great empathy for him.
00:57:25
For Frankenstein's Monster. Yeah. For Frankenstein's Monster. And it was the first time I saw anything
00:57:30
Frankenstein where I was just like I felt so such sorrow for him. You've seen the original.
00:57:35
I did. Yeah. Yeah. But this Frankenstein is pretty good. Here's what bothers me about this.
00:57:40
What? Because for years all of us, everyone in this room when we were kids, you thought Frankenstein was the monster. And then
00:57:46
you get old enough and you see it and you go, "Oh, that's Frankenstein's monster is what he's called." Yet society we still call that guy
00:57:53
Frankenstein. Like on a Halloween shirt, it'd be like Frankenstein. It just would. Why didn't they just give that guy the name Frankenstein and then call
00:57:59
him doctor? Yeah, that's like at some point switch it up. Yeah, it was such a weird thing. Also, if
00:58:05
you're going to keep his name Frankenstein's monster, give him a different name. Yeah. If Frankenstein was going to be called
00:58:11
Frankenstein, give Frankenstein to
00:58:16
God, you were so close. That's it toot. No, no, no.
00:58:21
He didn't make it through. Yeah. Give me another shot. Marketing. Yeah. Yeah. Organ [ __ ] Argan [ __ ]
00:58:27
Yeah. Yeah. Arganfuck. Not [ __ ] Don't say [ __ ] in the name. Oh yeah. Argan far.
00:58:33
Argan. Ark. [ __ ] He's Swedish. Argan. Arganf. I am Organ.
00:58:39
And this is my bride. Who was your bride's name? Bride of Arkinf.
00:58:46
Okay. That's I like that. So he was hot. It's worth seeing this thing. Yeah. He it you saw it.
00:58:52
Yeah. It's awesome. It's so awesome. It's a good movie. I I I you know, you have to I just I haven't been in the movies in
00:58:57
so long. Yeah, I gotta go. I just haven't been. I mean, it's no Predator Badlands, but it's very good.
00:59:03
Now you see me, now you don't. It's also out. Oh, yeah. You were in it. Congratulations.
00:59:08
Thanks, man. Yeah. And I've people said, "I like it." People like it.
00:59:14
Now you see me. Did you see it? I haven't seen it. Did you see yourself in it? I've been on the road. No. Yeah. I I've
00:59:19
been I guess I'm in the first scene. He said you saw it. Yeah. You went to go see it. Are you a fan of the franchise? Not really.
00:59:24
Okay, good. You saw for Andrew. I am. Shut up. Why did you go to see it? I saw it for you. The same way that I
00:59:30
saw Borderlands for me. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Not in the theater, though. He sees everything. Oh, you did?
00:59:35
What's Now you see me got on Rotten Tomatoes? I woke out of both of them. 59. 59.
00:59:41
59. We're cruising. Yeah. What did Borderlands What is Borderlands at now? Oh, but audience score is 81. That's way
00:59:46
better. I'll take audience score all day. I'm going to go see that movie though. I was supposed to go see it and I couldn't. We've been out of town. 10
00:59:54
10 48 though. Popcorn made a 48. Yeah. Uh so do how the movie you didn't finish it. You didn't you walked out.
01:00:00
It's okay. One of those movies. Yeah. The original was Yeah. I've seen I mean I've only seen the first one,
01:00:05
right? Yeah. Yeah. Zoom in there. Jesse Eisenberg, how
01:00:10
incredible. The rest of the cast, Magic, how amazing. Roseman Pike, but Andrew Santino stood out as a complete dud.
01:00:20
Am I really in the first scene? Yeah. First in. Oh, wow. Wow. That's Maybe I'll just go to see it and then
01:00:26
and then and leave. Wow. No, I'd want I'd see the movie. I want to see it. Yeah, I'd love to see it. We should go as a family.
01:00:31
We should go and watch it. Support you. I had a guy come up to me and and say, "Yo, Bad Friends." I was like, "What's
01:00:38
up, man?" And he's like, "Yo, I used to [ __ ] hang out. I used to skate with Stevie." That's so funny.
01:00:43
That's It was [ __ ] awesome. I was like, "Oh, really? Stevie Lee?" Yeah. He's like, "Yeah." He's like, "Tell him
01:00:49
I said what's up." Yeah. It was the first time someone talked to me and not asked about you. Yeah. That's cool.
01:00:54
It was cool because we went back we went back to like, you know, old little spots. Sean Malto, my buddy Seawn was with me.
01:00:59
Yeah. And um we were just out with a bunch of young skate dudes in Phoenix. Yeah.
01:01:05
Cuz that's my brother went to ASU and skated a lot there. Yeah. I know. Yeah. I went I went there, too. Yeah. But we we were with a couple of young
01:01:12
skate dudes and one of the dudes was like, "Yo, I used to skate with Stevie Lee." And I was like, "Oh, that's that's red." Wow. But it was so cool cuz nine times out of
01:01:18
10, hey, where's Bobby? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, where's Bobby? Yeah. They want to know where you are. So bad.
01:01:24
No, they never ask you about me. Are you out of your mind? Where's Santino? That's not what they said.
01:01:29
I can even tell by the way you said that. Hey, where's Santino at? I go, he's not here. He's in, you know,
01:01:36
somewhere with Taylor Swift.
01:01:42
Okay. Oh, what are you going to get me for Christmas? Do you have my Christmas
01:01:47
gift? Let's get Get me a real gift. No, I got you a real gift. Did Did your wife tell you that I called
01:01:53
frantically for weeks and she she couldn't think of one? I know, but And I couldn't think of one either.
01:01:59
You don't have a wife? I didn't get to call anyone. I had to figure it out on my own. I know, but you have the world. What do
01:02:04
you give somebody that has the world? What are you talking about? In their fingertips. You have everything. You know, you
01:02:10
have that. You have everything. I still found something for you. I still found something. Yeah, but it's like there's no because I'm creative and I care. You
01:02:17
don't care. Or I'll get you um No, you don't need to tell me. Yeah, but you better get me something good.
01:02:23
Tiger Woods rookie card. A rookie golf card. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what else.
01:02:29
It's like It's like how do you like what do you So, how I thought about this. Can
01:02:35
we make this deal? When it comes to you and I, we don't give each other gifts.
01:02:40
No deal. We get each other. No. No. No. Not one. No deal. I want it. No, I'm out, dog. Please. It's too much. I I I spend time
01:02:47
thinking about it for too much. All right. You know what I mean? I'm calling. So, it just you and I just have a handshake.
01:02:53
Like the old days. Like the old days. That's fine. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with that. It's a let down.
01:02:59
How? Why? Cuz I've always thought gifts are fun. I got you those shoes you never wear.
01:03:04
They're still under the desk. Those Arsenal shoes. They're under there. Oh, yeah. They've never moved.
01:03:09
Yeah. Yeah. Other side. Can you imagine how many young kids would love to have those shoes? I know. And thank you. I want them
01:03:14
there. I Why can't I place the presents that I receive where I want, you know?
01:03:20
Well, it's not a painting. They're shoes. I know. But I want them down here by my other feet.
01:03:25
You have two feet down there. Other You have another set of feet. No, by my feet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Make my feet looks I'm like,
01:03:30
"What's up?" You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just want them there. Why can't I place the [ __ ] presents where there are fewer shoes?
01:03:36
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Say right now things that you want and then then I can have a direction to
01:03:42
go. Okay. All right. So, tell me now. Peace in the Middle East. All right. So, I'll give you um
01:03:50
I'll give you money to give to them. Okay. To a cause or something. That's what we
01:03:56
did with your birthday. You Some of the money gives to the cause. To the cause. That's right. What else do Give me some Give me something tangible
01:04:02
like a something physical. I can buy an item.
01:04:07
And if you throw it out there or throw a bunch of things out there, then I can like, you know, you know what I mean?
01:04:12
A lofah. Okay. Okay. I need a new lofah. I want a I want a foot massage machine.
01:04:20
Okay. Now we're getting somewhere, dude. I want a a Toto Japanese toilet.
01:04:25
Okay. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. Will you buy me a toilet? I know. No. Already with all three
01:04:30
things that you just mentioned, I already know exactly what I'm going to get you. Okay, good. You know what it is?
01:04:36
What? Nothing. I want to h
01:04:42
I'll tell you what I really want. What? More than anything in the world. What?
01:04:47
Is for you and me to actually next year
01:04:53
make a movie for real. But that's not a birthday gift. There's nothing great. Christmas gift.
01:04:59
That's something that we have to do. Do you not believe in the miracle of Christmas? I do believe in the miracle of whatever
01:05:04
holiday is. Of course I do. You mean that holiday? I don't know much about it. St. Nicholas, there's presents. There's a
01:05:10
rooftop. You know what I mean? There's little horses on the rooftop, whatever. You know, I get it.
01:05:16
You know what I mean? I understand. The North Pole, the elves. I You know what they call him in Britain? What they call Santa Claus?
01:05:22
James. Father Christmas. Oh, Father Christmas. That's his property. There's a lot of
01:05:27
English people I named James. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's like I just threw it out there. But Father Christmas. This Father Christmas.
01:05:34
Yeah. What are you guys getting us for Christmas? What do you guys want for Christmas? You're going to keep your jobs. Look at
01:05:39
What do you guys want? What do you want for Christmas? For real. Gucci chain. [ __ ] Gucci chain. All right.
01:05:45
Thank you. Your wish is granted. Okay. What about you, Mone? I've always wanted an original pressing
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of Stakes as High, the Day Lost Soul album, because on the repress they removed all the original samples. So, a first pressing of that. You're such a
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nerd. Okay. The first pressing of what? Dayless soul's what album? Stakes is high. Their 96 release.
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Okay. Okay, then I'll go with a car. Wait. Original stakes is high.
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Did you hear what he just said? Yeah. You want a new car? Mhm. You want a new car?
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It could be yours. What kind of car? It's a Tesla. What? The Tesla 3. The truck.
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The Cyber Truck. Not the track. No, no, the the Y or whatever.
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Well, there's two SUVs. There's the X and the Y. Do you know which one you like? You like the one with the Goldwing doors? The ones the doors that
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Yeah. Yes. That's the Y, right? Yeah, it's the big one.
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It's expensive. Okay. Yeah, they're over. No, no, that's X, right? Or maybe it's the X one has the doors.
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What is the goal? There it is. That's the Tesla Model X. So, you want That's the big one. Mhm.
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You sure that's the one you like? Okay. What else are you willing to do?
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Because based on the the job that you have. Yeah. You have to do a little extra. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
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I just want to have a a Christmas dinner with you guys. No. No.
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I'd rather not. I'd rather buy you a [ __ ] new car than eat food with you. That's so funny. I'd rather buy you a
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new car than eat food with you. All right. So, we got the Christmas gifts. You want a car. You want a Gucci chain.
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You want a printed an album? An album. That's That's We have to What's a Gucci chain, man?
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Like a chain from Gucci. Oh, like a necklace. Yeah, like a gold chain. Okay. Yeah. Hey, you shouldn't be that surprised.
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You're wearing purses. Thank you for being a bad friend.
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Yeah. Woo.
