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hey friends we are on tour we have this is our last leg this is it baby for 2023
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important leg important leg it's your favorite leg Denver Colorado this weekend we're in Denver at the bco
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theater Denver come out and see us then we go to Milwaukee Milwaukee then we go to My Hometown Chicago Illinois then
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Minneapolis and where do we I got molested then we end in Madison wiscons Wisconsin guys what garbage the few
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Madison go to bad friends pod.com badf friends pod.com Come on Barbie let's go
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party I've never seen you've seen Barbie I've never seen Barbie I don't even know how they talk did they like this well
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I'm Ken and that's my girl Barbie hi and I'm Barbie That's not how she talks how
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do she talk I'm Barbie no that's not how she talks that's how she talks yeah all
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right trans barie what did you just say stop stop they're all trans I've seen the
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dolls that's right they are they are okay guys we have a weird we have a weird thing happening on the TV well
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first of all can we wish everybody a happy Halloween what's going on right now you go right into bits happy
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Halloween say hello and everything start over you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an
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Asian dude you two are disgusting oh you two or something we're bad
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friends hi I'm Barbie and this is my Come on Barbie
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let's go
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party Come on Barbie let's go party it
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hurts it hurts does that how it sounds so anyway welcome to Halloween Halloween
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Halloween Halloween and be careful because you can you know indirectly um
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summon evil spirits during the holidays Halloween and you know you're you're
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you're you're um you know you're inviting the demon to come into your life so be careful age I age I agree I
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saw I saw a ghost this morning in my house and I'm not I'm actually not tell me about your ghost I'm not joking describe it to me the ghost so I was
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looking up we were cooking breakfast this morning and I looked up in the hallway there's a little hallway that goes into my living room and then into another hallway yeah and my dog will
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often sit and stare at that hallway and like she sits and stares at it all by the way your dog yeah the best black dog
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I've ever seen yeah I know we got rid of the white one wasn't good enough yeah I mean I don't like that dog was doing
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slam dunks yep did you hear her it was like jigging yeah have you met the dog
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yeah it was like if you put down a like cardboard box flat yep it starts break break down it's the best it's the best
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black dog yeah anyway go ahead no but my dog will sit there right and she'll stare at the hallway cre creeped out all
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the time and then this morning I looked up from eggs and looked back down and a
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vision went by and let let me describe it to you please please let me close my eyes tall lanky long like shitty wispy
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hair it sounds like okay it's okay and it's awkward and it kind of hunches when it walks so it
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has like a very like forward hunch almost like um uh uh it was ar shafir oh
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yeah he was there yeah he was at was that Ari he just like over I see yeah he was just going to the hunch and the way
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you okay exactly slept over no but no demon go back to the demon a demon demon long like one of the tree people you
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know the tree people that have long like like U daddy long legs like Lord of the Rings tree people yeah the tree people
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long I have no idea what those people look like oh you never saw it I you know I don't know [ __ ] okay so anyways
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long what what is what was Slender Slender yeah slender no slend Slenderman's a Jewish yeah slender demon
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the Jewish demon slend there's two different the slend and SL more slender is my accountant yeah yeah he's your
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business manager so my accountant was that your yeah he was there oh I see and he kept walking through the house and he goes you have to do your texes oh so
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he's always at my house doing that [ __ ] yeah yeah so I saw the I saw a vision of the body going through the hallway and I
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got Goose do you call them Goose pimples or Goosebumps bumps goosebumps you say bumps bumps what do you say um what I
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have never gotten them you've never gotten Goosebumps before never are skin doesn't do it Asian skin doesn't
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Goosebump no we don't do shock we you guys duck bump we don't have Awakenings you guys duck bump we Goosebump you duck
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bump yeah no I dude I get [ __ ] Goosebumps as big as coconut balls what is it coconut balls you mean
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a coconut I just woke up so you know when I just woke up I don't know what I'm talking yeah I get Goose as big as coconut
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coconuts no but I get them I mean when's the last time I had a goosebump when's the last time you got
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people cheer yeah dudee I'm getting it right now yeah that worked Goose coconut balls whoa
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yeah or or when I I have a A Spiritual Awakening give me one did you have one recently I haven't had a spiritual
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awakening in um many many years but I you know I had one when I was the
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biggest well let's talk about later but I never shared it but I had the craziest where I went this is where I went there
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is no coincidences at all and this is what this is the Lord's work mm J this is the
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Lord's work and I could share it but anyway tell me to go back to the thing I'd rather you share it right now you're
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deep in the middle of you're talking about a demon in your [ __ ] house let's go there okay all right so more
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slender was in in the house more Slenderman walking through the house right filthy floors he
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hated hated the house it was dirty it was we didn't clean but I immediately got this feeling in the pit of my
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stomach that someone had died in the house so I texted my real estate agent and I said did anybody ever pass away
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yeah in this home he he blocked my number
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whoa so what that means to me is he killed someone in the house while he was selling it what I think was this is my
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my my brain he was showing the house someone was criticizing it you know when you go through a house you're like I don't like the fixtures this door seems
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a little he couldn't do it anymore well I I was at your house last night
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remember jerking off he was jerking off yeah he was jerking the guy off he goes buy this house yeah we had a little mini get
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together it was a great get together I ran into to people that I had seen a long time Nick Nick CH yeah and then
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dude and this I'm kind of mad at you why in fact I'm furious what did I
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do because you know that kid Matt yeah he did Fairfax yeah you know him right
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yes yeah he's a good friend right so check it out dude last time I was like um he
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goes yeah and I offered you that thing he did yeah on Fairfax yeah he offered you a role on an animated I go wait it's
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you yeah Matt because I have known Matt but when you called me and said do Fairfax you never said it was him I'm
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sure I did no you didn't you just gave me what the money was and I was said no well that's right yeah you said no to
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the money I know if it was if he reached out though I would have done it here's what it sounded like boys it sounded
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like this hey my buddy Matt is making this show called Fairfax that's actually a cool show on Amazon it's an animated
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show and it's offering you x amount of dollars that's what I said what you heard
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was $800 that's what I heard yeah yeah you heard Charlie Brown did you said you know the chubby cheek guy with the
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glasses yeah the Jack Osborne chubby cheek guy with the glasses I would have been oh have them call me okay anyway
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well that was the second time I had to push you so your great party another thing I saw was oh you had some uh you
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you walk you walk in you go okay this is Andrew Santino's private mini party
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Elite only no Elite only right in my mind yeah it should have been I was driving up to your house I was like oh
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oh [ __ ] who's going to be there Chris Pratt right yeah you know what I mean some of some other guy he was cleaning
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the pool he I I was yeah anyway I walk in and I'm like oh that's pretty good
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that's pretty good that's pretty good you know some producers there yeah some yeah yeah some high tech right but then
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you had mixed in with it borderline homeless yeah well when you refer to
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thats in I'm like oh it's not fancy well here's the deal yeah it's not Elite we
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needed someone to get ice and I said he goes do you mind if I stop by and I said you can be there for 15 minutes yeah I
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said drop off the ice 15 minutes then you got to go but the worst person that showed up by far let me guys go ahead
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one two three Carlos obviously and here's what Carlos no I'm I'm going to tell you I know you think I'm kidding
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around he tried to hook up with my wife twice hit on her two times drunk as [ __ ] dropped multiple [ __ ] on the ground I
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picked it up I picked it up barely barely dude and here's the funniest part late at night this is I'm not making any of this up I got there's a bag of tsos
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chips right yeah I hear from the [ __ ] other
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room and then I go in this [ __ ] lunatic like
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Tyrannosaurus Rex is shuffling I mean look a handful of Pips he's crunched
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them and trying to inhale them like a pig and he's spilling all over the floor yeah
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and I go dude one at a time one at a time and he goes hyena paw yeah right so
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it's like the crunching look go like this with your hand look at yeah so he's digging in there and he's crunching them
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into his little mouth and I was like buddy one chip at a time that's not go They're not going anywhere they're your chips and those CH you say what did you
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say what was your response I don't remember I just was trying to get them all in at once that's what you said that's what I said that's what are you
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what are you doing dude also if the chips closer to the mouth they start whittling away because of his breath oh
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my God they jump off the chips are like you know I mean they
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just it's insane yeah dude it was he was shoving I'm sorry no and you're a good
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guy but your breath come on and on top of that on top of that so little patio we
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have a nice little patio beautiful P everyone's hanging out I put out in the case that there might be bugs just
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little spindles with little thing you light it and it's for bug perfume you know bug off like little off candles andreww I swear this time out you shut
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your mouth this [ __ ] guy uh oh uses it as an
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ashtray dude Bobby Bobby you might as well just ash it in
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that baby's head there's a baby there oh oh no no it gets worse hold on hold on let me get to that part now only do you use the off candle thing as an ashtray
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he's smoking sharing cigarettes yeah dude next to my buddy's pregnant
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wife yeah dude lunatic lunatic you're a lunatic it was a joint yeah yeah no you
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smoked a cigarette then you guys smok joints then you smoke more cigarettes I'll tell can I next time if you're going to bring Mexicans bring the darker
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skinned ones that's right cuz these lighter skinned ones they're they're arrogant well you know what else they think they're above it and he didn't
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even help to clean up which you know a darker SK mexic would definitely done they would have also built a gazebo and
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helped with the fence dude ripping butts next to my buddy's pregnant wife and I mean huffing down cigarettes they took
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no breaks it was chain smoking weed and cigarettes how long Honestly though cuz I left I was there for an hour maybe you
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were there for an hour and a half how long three hours and be honest was Carlos there for all night one of the last ones
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to leave to midnight yeah midnight 30 yeah one of the last ones to leave when did mcon leave uh in my mind he was never there
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yeah yeah yeah but his physical presence he was around the same time they left together because you know these two are up to no good together all the time did
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most of the people stay a lot of people KCK a lot of the people had to kick it and also you know people that wanted to
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stay late to talk to the old lady was nice and what did we do by the way you want to talk about a dual Halloween birthday party we served Ramen for you
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that's true that I was wondering why are there so much Ramen here for you we had homemade Ramen did you get some homemade
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Ramen that was good it's really good you made home we make the we make the broth from scratch and then we get the fresh
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noodles from the market wow is it good I mean it was so good you didn't have any
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he already ate you know what he ate before that what Ramen Well if I knew that you were going
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to have Ramen I would have got the ramen I just assumed you said I'm probably going to go to dinner and I thought well fine he was going well I was was friends
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anyway my point is is okay so to oh and then and then you said SL and then you you say and then um and then what what
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else you look good Barbie thank you honestly when I see you I realize why
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I'm in Love with You Come on Barbie let's go party do you know that song that I'm singing no but I
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don't want to know but I don't want to know it look it up who who who sung that you don't know this song I'm a Barbie
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girl in a Barbie world life is plastic it's fantastic vote for Trump 2020 for
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get him back is that the lyrics yes we should vote for
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Trump and who sings it Barbie AA well zoom into the lyrics and let me see if I
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can get this hi you Barbie oh is that that the part of the lyrics that I'm saying it to you it's the beginning of
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the song hi you Barbie oh let's do this as a dialogue well we're trying right now I'm trying
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to all right all right so okay hi you Barbie hi Ken you want to go for a ride sure Ken jump
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in girl okay listen to the beat Oh I thought I was just do the dialogue still
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no that's the song now I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
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life in plastic if fantastic you can brush my hair Andress me
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anywhere imagination life is your creation very good dude that's very very good okay
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Come on Barbie let's go party and then you have to go like this oh yeah ready Come on Barbie let's go
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party whoa whoa who who what was that that was
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a real orgasm dude did you really just pop one that's a real orgasm dude when I do [ __ ] orgasm thinging dude it's
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real it does see Do It Again Come on Barbie let's go
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party is that what you sound like when you shoot yeah dude you don't like it I do Noto much I do not but I'm not the
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girl so it doesn't matter well what I do is I give him that little um plug earplugs oh so they can't hear you I put
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them in right when I'm about to come oh I put them in do you know what Carlos said to me
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last night no joke hey man this area this area that you live in has a ton of good prostitution spots oh my god did
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you say that or am I making that up or not no I did say Liv in the suburbs what the [ __ ] are you doing dude well it's the yeah it's the valley but but he
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literally goes this is a hot bed of prostitution spots did you say that or not I did I did I did say that okay so
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don't make it sound like you didn't say I was embarrassed of my words that's why I you said it to the entire party well I
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was just trying to tell you and some everybody heard you were outside talking out like you literally go this is a hot
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bed of prostitution spots Andrew I got to tell you I woke up and I was like I you don't remember what happened last night no I remember a little bit and I
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was like oh no I'm calling you right now let me see how you
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react Bob I haven't picked up yet I know I just like to talk
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to oh
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hello Bob Carlos wait wait what who is
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this you don't have caller ID it's me no I just Andrew yeah okay Carlos have my
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house last night drunk he sucked your house what you said Carlos sucked your house last night I got to
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go I know is that your cousin your cousin's girlfriend was that your cousin's girlfriend he doesn't have a girlfriend who's that girl though then
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she's a single girl there's just girls that were there there's people that were there yeah she's pretty cute are you
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interested no but who is she you're interested who is she though well I'm not telling you on air okay but I mean
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are you interested there was something about her eyes I like the eyes too what the eyes
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were good I like what when women's eyes are close together yes this is interesting I always date girls with
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cross eyes and close together what do you mean she doesn't have cross eyes they're like you know what she told me
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she's never been in a relationship in her whole life God bless she really are we talking about the same person yeah
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close eyes well first of all Carlos was talking to a plant for like 34 hour all right anyway um can I talk about the
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spiritual awakening now or please I've been waiting I know but it's not funny doesn't matter but I want you to ask
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questions if you you bet I will okay I'll do it as quick as I can because I don't want to bore the audience okay
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friends to get this deal so a long time ago when I was 17 years old um I got sober yeah well that's it what do you
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guys think I'm no so I got sober and I was I was very active in you know local San Diego
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recovery scene right I had a sponsor and you know and all that stuff right and so
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then after about five years I [ __ ] quit going to meetings right right and I started doing standup because it filled
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my heart right and then I just it got to the point where years went by and I didn't know anybody from the thing
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anymore from what thing oh from the recover from recovery or anything I didn't have a single number I didn't
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knowbody I been to meeting many many years and then when I was 30 when I I
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had almost 13 years of sobriety when did I relaps where when I was on Mad TV yeah
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that was the first time you relapsed that was the first time right right so and I but that was a opiates run that's
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bad I had a vikin in addiction pills are so bad so bad it was [ __ ] bad dude at
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one point how many vikin pills were you taking a day do you remember probably anywhere 40 to 60 in a day yeah they
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said Brett Favre takes that I go I I do Brett fa's numbers I've hung out with him yeah yeah yeah like I could throw football he's always like come on man
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take one you're like Favre chill out dude I was taking a lot and there was 40 is insane and there was this sketch guy
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I can't say his name no don't but he's like a 500 lb Mexican dude who fluffy no
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who also does sketch comedy Gabriel no it was a game right was doing opioids with you yeah and he would like I lived
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on uh sandborn I remember right and I would look out the window and he would just roll down the
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hill here I come you know I mean it a roll down and he' had [ __ ] bags of pills Joe Diaz it somebody like that
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yeah right anyway I almost died right and then what happened was I went
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through a withdrawal that you wouldn't believe and I went to a hospital in San Diego and I was desperate I was dying
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dude and what they did was they Abby my manager she booked me at a place called
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the optimum optimum Health Institute it wasn't a [ __ ] rehab it
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was a it was a weat grass Farm oh my God so I show up I'm detoxing Aladin and I'm
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in a room Abby has the room next to me is she really into weak grass no she's
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like I want to lose weight and and so you could detox here but I could also lose weight she was Sho shoehorning her
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weight loss into your [ __ ] yeah yeah rehab so check it out I'm at the Optimum Health Institute I wake up I'm shaking
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I'm going through there's no they don't have pill or nothing right and then they're drinking you get weak grass for lunch is that dangerous can't you die if
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I could have died yeah right and also I need recovery I need to go to a meeting right and I was desperate dude I was are
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you bored no I just had an itch stop doing the board itch I don't like I'm sorry is this boring no not at all
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here's Spiritual Awakening part it's fun for me oh yeah here's the spiritual awakening so one night I go have you I
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swear to [ __ ] God I need to go to meet she this this is not a recovery play I go why am I here right and so I
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go I go give me money she goes why I need money give me money so she gave me
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like 40 bucks she goes why I go I'm going to leave this place tonight at 11:30 I'm going to hop over the fence
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I'm going to round it was in San Diego I was going to round down this hill it was probably like a quarter of a mile this hill right and I know that there's an in
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and out some from San Diego yeah around there there is one down there so I run down the hill right and I go to the in
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and- out and it was like all they had was weed grass no I ate you know a hamburger and then I went there was a
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VES next door and also what yeah I'm I go to the V there's always a v next to an in and out and it's 24 hours right
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yeah always and and I was also like crying desperate dude I was desperate I
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was praying to God when I was run running like I need help yeah I I feel lost and so um this is going to sound so
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cheesy you're going toat you going to eat this you going to eat Barbie come on okay hi I'm back so here so I'm at the V
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and I go you know what I'm going to get an Apple oh no what
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guess then Adam came out and you were Eve and you started
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no I thought that was what I had nothing to do with Bible nothing biblical oh
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cool yeah I didn't think so I didn't think so at all so all right so here this is the cheesy part what kind of
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apple I for me I like l i like Laxon superb I would I would imagine Fiji for
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for you but go ahead I like Fiji yeah Fiji yeah yeah yeah red delicious is good oh so good Golden Delicious are so
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good they're very good anyway let's can we move on Washington there's so many so I pick up an apple right and I I hear
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Bobby the apples talking to you no
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uh what yeah yeah no and I turned around and there's a dude right behind me and
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he seems familiar you know him but you don't remember yeah it's been a while like I
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was he a teacher of mine older man older right older yeah that used to [ __ ] this
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guy you know I mean 5050 CH yeah 5050 ch right and he goes it's me
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Will Smith no okay sorry some random guy named will okay some random guy yeah and
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I go dude you were my first sponsor you know I mean when I was 16 you know what
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I mean wow and he goes yeah dude he goes what are you doing here I go I you know
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I relapsed and then I you know took the V and then um I ran down this hill I told him the whole story right and I go
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I go what are you doing here he goes I was speaking at an a meeting in Arizona and I was driving back wow and
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I'm on the freeway and I'm like somebody told something told me to come here I swear to God shut I swear to God he says this W and he goes um and he goes um and
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I walk in and there you are and I go how you like them apples he didn't say that
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it's not sorry he could have though yeah and then he goes I have all your like you
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want to call I have everyone's number from all the numbers I lost in theast right so I got you know Dan Old Man Dan
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Dan Dan right and all and I got all these guys numbers and then that week everyone picked me up at the Optimum
00:25:48
Health Institute to get you back to go to take me to meetings it was a very essensual you know I mean part of that
00:25:55
and I stayed sober for 17 years after after that works but that but to me that felt like a spiritual awakening that is
00:26:03
a that is very deep that is an actual spiritual it's probably coincidence no I don't believe so I've never asked you
00:26:09
this do you believe that things happen for a reason
00:26:15
uh like it's sort of like pre-planned uh Destiny Destiny or do you think it's just random chaos you know what I mean
00:26:23
and this is tough this one's tough what do you think it's tough for me what do you mean because because my answer is going to sound annoying I want to know
00:26:30
for real well it's going to sound it's going to like be annoying can I take this it's really bothering me yeah no
00:26:35
you look so pretty I know I just can't do it well the hat but please leave the hair no please it bothers it CU in my eye I'll leave the hair you look so
00:26:42
pretty with I actually looked at you a few times and I thought you [ __ ] sexy little Korean Chi that' be great what's
00:26:47
your name Tut oh tutu where are you from Oak
00:26:54
Island hook Island oak oak like oak trees no what no Oak my back oh Oak my back oh
00:27:01
Oak my back is yeah yeah yeah anyway so what do you believe I believe
00:27:08
that there is a part there is things that are out of our control that I'm not
00:27:15
saying it's supposed it was supposed to happen like but I do think you do things in life that lead you to where you're
00:27:21
definitely supposed to go we were supposed to do this show and it was kind of unbeknownst to us like you do believe
00:27:27
that a little bit that it was that that that when we met that day at the store
00:27:33
and became friendly with each other years years and years ago the universe was like these energies will meet again
00:27:41
wow and I do kind of believe that I don't know why I I'm not saying like we're destined to have a huge podcast
00:27:47
and and and go and tour the no I'm just saying I believe that the Universe wanted us to continue to come back together over the years and just like
00:27:54
partially if I'm going to be honest I think universe wanted me to be there for you and you to be there for me for my
00:28:00
reasons for your reasons me kind of helping you get sober again or this show kind of reinvigorated a part of you as a
00:28:07
comedian and as a person and I don't know and then you for me getting more balanc I understand that but then how do
00:28:14
you explain the kids that die in like no I'm not going to say like in darur
00:28:19
they're born with HIV it's a war warn War torn country they die as baby I mean
00:28:25
what is their Destiny what do you mean they they met I mean did they have a I know but that was their Destiny yeah to
00:28:31
be born with HIV to die in a war of course not no of course not no I think that I think
00:28:38
um I think that like I said it's not no one's life is like perfectly mapped out
00:28:44
but I think that when things happen in your life sometimes it's out of your control and life is a mystery life is a
00:28:53
Myster um but no why do kids get that's why that's why I don't believe in one omnipotent being I don't why would you
00:29:00
give children cancer that's insane yeah I believe when I die I'm going to open my eyes and I'm going to be in some sort
00:29:06
of machine right and it's gonna it's going to open up right and I'm going to have a
00:29:11
bunch of people I I kind of vaguely know they're going to go that was fun right oh that's cool and I'm going to go up I
00:29:17
go whoa and I was I'm going to be at some sort of arcade in the future yeah like dude that was only three [ __ ]
00:29:24
specx so they played you it's their type of their money spetic SPC I go
00:29:32
spectica dude yeah you want to do you dud cuz you did the fat Korean uh comedy
00:29:37
one yeah you got to check out this other one it's so much fun the one that's successful you mean you could become Tom
00:29:44
Hardy oh there's a Tom hard yeah but that's 40 spec specx so hard to get 40 spectex yeah yeah I don't have 40
00:29:50
spectex and I'm going to like realize holy [ __ ] it's all going to come to me I go oh my God and I'm going to look at my
00:29:55
body I'm going to be like 9' n that's how tall I am doubt it yeah for their I'm 7 fo3 but everyone else is
00:30:03
9 right and I'm and I'm not even you I'm speaking different langu I'm like you know what I mean and I'm going
00:30:09
to go to my [ __ ] and I'm going to realize oh [ __ ] I wash dishes at this at
00:30:15
this truck stop in space right and I just I'm going to realize the three specx that I spent
00:30:22
right was my month worth of month a month of life that was your lifetime life savings to the and my mom's like
00:30:29
why did I pick the fat Korean ride imagine you're a beautiful handsome like
00:30:35
male model in that other world and you pick this body and this thing cuz you thought it'd be funny to be a comedian
00:30:40
then you go back to washing dishes and you realize the whole time you'd rather be a hot guy that watches dishes in space right than pay three specx to be a
00:30:47
Bobby Le yeah but um it'll be interesting I think that's what's going to happen I'm kidding I would pay so many specx to be you you're worth all
00:30:54
the specx well if if everyone's life is a ride like let's see how much spectex it would be yeah like like Carlos's ride
00:31:02
you know the ones at we're future people we're aliens or whatever we're at an arcade that has this thing you know that
00:31:08
you know the rides at Six Flags that do like just like 80 Loops in a row and then it also goes backwards that's his
00:31:14
[ __ ] [ __ ] mine's Scared Straight Like if you're in trouble you're a teenager in space they make you be me on Earth if
00:31:20
you were a roller Co they're going to wake up they're going to die they're oh wow glory holes are bad you're right the
00:31:27
learn something what they did if they did your ride at the arcade oh okay okay yeah I just are we on the right comedy
00:31:35
frequency oh my go he's not you know why cuz he's hung over and he's guilty about no I had a burger I've been drinking
00:31:40
water all day what did you do when you left my house I woke up the next morning where did you go did you go get food no
00:31:47
I went home I didn't you didn't go through a drive-thru no what do you think that's going to happen when you die don't give me heaven give me
00:31:52
something else I don't heaven I don't [ __ ] when you die what's going to happen nothingness uh no I think I'm
00:31:58
reincarnated I believe in reincarnation I think I come back I mean this time I kind of know a
00:32:04
grasshopper holy [ __ ] I'll tell you why when I was a kid wow kids were killing grasshoppers in the neighborhood what
00:32:11
kind of [ __ ] up kids were we hanging out with I went to a a terminally mentally challenged oh school yeah these
00:32:18
kids were killing Grasshoppers and I stopped someone from doing it and he was like why I was like I don't know I don't
00:32:24
like it I didn't like it and I thought that's going to be me someday and
00:32:30
something's going to save me wow and the universe paid itself off that day wow there was a weirdo in our neighborhood
00:32:36
used to reminded me he'd go catch fish down by the water and he'd throw them against the wall what a [ __ ] [ __ ] dude the
00:32:43
first I remember the first time I saw it and I was like he's going to kill people when he gets big he'll kill people he
00:32:48
would just throw a fish against the wall yeah and he was so crazy but no one could say anything cuz he would have beat the [ __ ] out of us he was huge he
00:32:54
was like a he was like a fat one eye was lower than the other he was like a fat goon and he would catch fish and be like
00:33:01
and K it out yeah he'd Huck it against the wall dude and we were all so scared to say anything imagine if that happened to us we get dragged into water and a
00:33:09
fish throws us against [ __ ] coral reef that's what you'd get I'm already drowning I hope that's what he would get that's why reincarnation is real wow
00:33:15
dude I think so I think I'm coming back as a grasshopper what would do you think would happen because I I I indirectly
00:33:20
killed a bird dude that's weird you said that I thought I think you'd come back as a bird but a flightless bird
00:33:28
whoa like a what do you call it you're a Dodo Flingo Flamingo just a Dodo a do was a don't call me that a duck you're a
00:33:35
Dodo I'm a dodo bird no he's a Dodo this is 100% of Bobby Lee that's not you
00:33:40
that's 100% you that I guess that is me look at that that's me dud I just woke up it's three look at
00:33:46
that yeah and look at how happy he oh he's so happy that is Bobby Le who a flightless bird the only reason they say
00:33:54
these things surviv so long is because there was no predators really nobody wanted to eat it wow I
00:33:59
think where where are they they were they were in Australia right they're still alive I don't think there's a lot
00:34:05
left they're still going are they still around extinct DOTA became extinct less than 80 years later because of the
00:34:11
deforestation hunting and destruction there yeah yeah so they did die out we could bring them back they've got to be
00:34:16
able to bring these things imagine all the things man that we [ __ ] extinct well dinosaurs weren't our
00:34:23
fault I know but after that man what like what things do we extinct well I know there's like two
00:34:29
snow lepers left no there's more than two how many snow lepers are out there there's six
00:34:35
7,000 not bad four dude for a species of anal 4,000 is not that good that's not a
00:34:42
good number okay Boston was about that like four 5,000 people that was a lot of
00:34:48
snow leopards in that the Boston the arena that or the theater we played in Boston you tell me if those were all snow lepers you wouldn't be like that's
00:34:54
a fuckload of snow lepers oh let me think yeah spread across the world though yeah yeah that's a lot that's a
00:35:00
lot too many plenty the animals humans have killed off uh the Stellar SE cow which is also Carlos's mom
00:35:08
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next one that's vroom.com vom.com I got to be honest with you most of these animals that we've extincted were
00:37:58
pretty unattractive it's like we killed all the ugly ones and kept the cute ones but why like you know you know people
00:38:03
get get get killed for like tusks it's it's if you're an animal with a Tusk
00:38:08
yeah right or horns or any of that kind of stuff you're pretty [ __ ] huh no no
00:38:15
what do you mean well I mean that's the why people got why that's why people killed them for like hey look what I got
00:38:20
not all of them you people took elephant tusk for Ivory because it was a it was a tradable good
00:38:27
I'm not saying I mean what what do they use Ivory for huh what do you use Ivory for well it used to be piano keys for
00:38:32
one thing but Ivory can be used for a myriad of things countertops tables I mean wow fig that's why they killed them
00:38:37
jewelry piano keys wow yeah that's insane I mean chess sets you ever played chess with an IV with ivory chess pieces
00:38:44
they nice wow very nice so interesting I've never played chess a collector's
00:38:50
mentality people have also been known to use bribe government officials because it's rare than money or gold right people go on those Hunting Expeditions
00:38:56
and they get elephant tusks yeah like Trump's kids yeah yeah they got to do it right they got to do it yeah go get me a
00:39:03
Tusk have you ever been to somebody's house who has like deer antlers on the [ __ ] wall no have you never but it
00:39:10
the thought of it creeps me out yeah I've never seen I've never been to a hunter's Lodge yeah why would we go I
00:39:15
know I want to go to a hunter's Lodge I mean I've been to that's not true well I've never been to like a guy's house
00:39:20
that hunts but I've been to a place to hunt yeah it's interesting people do it and you know they have the half the body
00:39:26
of a something something on the wall yeah right no it's usually the head oh it's a head why do they do
00:39:36
humans why don't stop stop stop let's just that's
00:39:42
again it the way you asked humans dude was something that you've been thinking
00:39:48
about for so long for so long and you were like and you looked at me like we're I'm about to bond with Bobby mhm
00:39:56
you go humans [ __ ] yeah that's what I've been thinking about yeah but if you died
00:40:01
humans and I had like a Bobby like you're original body like in my living room that'd be insanely awesome like the
00:40:08
top of Bobby no you you want to keep his dead body in your living room well I mean they make it all nice and stuff
00:40:15
like they do for the long they make it all nice and stuff yeah they like make they put wax on him do you mean they
00:40:21
who's they they petrify him you mean you're talking about like Taxidermy you want Taxidermy Bobby the just the top
00:40:28
like of sticking out of a wall like his bust yeah exactly but you know not like
00:40:34
standing free it could come out of the wall like a TV oh cool yeah so when you have people over you're like that's my
00:40:39
old buddy Bobby yeah and what expression do I have let me guess let
00:40:48
me was your friend taking a [ __ ] what he died no no he's Asian
00:40:53
yeah he's Asian if you had the bust of me in your house house what would my expression be very stoic and serious
00:41:00
also look like I'm taking a [ __ ] yeah yeah we both look like we're taking a [ __ ] well you should have do both of us then yeah next to each
00:41:07
other those are the bad friends yeah let me be honest you just poked a little bit of the southernness out of you when he
00:41:13
said that cuz you know he's been waiting to be like don't you guys think slavery is like not that bad you know what I
00:41:18
mean he says stuff like that you know he says yeah yeah yeah it's deep inside no I'm not pro
00:41:24
slavery what about sounds like there's a butt coming after that what about fahid yeah if if I you put me in a
00:41:32
tuxedo and a top hat yeah and I'm just floating in faldy is that creep they dip
00:41:37
you in it they don't you don't float it they dip you in it well so what's the stuff that they put with the frogs they put in the jar like an independence day
00:41:44
well yeah you put a jar and there's that liquid what's that liquid in the jar that might be from alide that's what I'm saying but I don't think you could float
00:41:49
in that I think when they do that they put they put it inside of your body look up I think they put from alide inside of
00:41:55
your body to Pres wants to be on a jar you like a like a Disney like Walt Disney's head yeah well he's
00:42:01
cryogenically frozen isn't he Frozen I thought they put them in jars there we go dude man it's just like
00:42:08
there we go go to the Head well that's just Halloween here's oh there I am
00:42:13
that's at a Portuguese University and its well preserved see this is perfect that kind of looks like you I know dude
00:42:19
so doing doing that but my whole body good idea dude and this would be
00:42:24
y'all too oh okay you wouldn't want that whole body imagine how weird your penis
00:42:29
looks floating in a jar with you oh that's right you know I think about that
00:42:36
all the time like you know how people say they slip in the shower and they die you know that happens a lot like I slip in the tub and I think I would please
00:42:42
God don't let me slip in the shower and die because then they see you what do you mean and you're wet with your little
00:42:48
penis is wet and it's tiny cuz you're in the shower like you're little wet penis
00:42:53
and you're dead that's why I got rid of my fungus m cuz you don't want to die my my left foot remember I had a fungus on
00:42:58
my it's all gone but the reason my biggest fear was if I died and they had
00:43:04
in front of my body my brother would be like yeah that's him look at the foot look at his foot I got to get rid of
00:43:10
that you got to get rid of it like my dick why do you care about your dick after you're dead listen what I'm saying
00:43:15
is I'll tell you I used to have a joke about it but I wanted to die with clothes on because it genuinely scares
00:43:21
me because paramedics are going to come in the room and they're going to go dude
00:43:26
no they're not yeah they are no Santino if it was a murder scene no but if it
00:43:32
was just had a heart attack they're going to laugh they're going to go dude that's the bad friends guy look at his little naked wet penis like if I had to
00:43:38
identify your body the you know the unzip yeah and they look at your face right you know the end zip no I'm going
00:43:44
to go can you zip it further down no not you I want to I want to I'm saying the paramedics walk in the corner walks in
00:43:51
and they go don't touch it's a you know it's a we're trying to leave the body alone till you know paramedics and they all get in there and they're looking at
00:43:57
me in the shower and the water's running and I'm wet and my penis is Tiny resting
00:44:04
against my balls and I'm dead and you know one of them's going to go it's not
00:44:09
even that cold in here you think they you think they yeah
00:44:15
you think those guys don't make jokes sometimes if it's a murder scene no but if it's just a regular death you don't think those guys make some kind deal
00:44:22
with this is what I would do this is what I would do I'd see your body I would look at your head go oh [ __ ] I'm a huge fan and I would look down I go see
00:44:30
exactly yes just a little everybody's penis is gross and and water so right
00:44:36
when you get out of the shower yeah there's unless you're like hooking up and you have a and you have a hard on
00:44:42
when you just get out of the shower your penis is so weird and wet and like sad and like a little you know what it looks
00:44:48
like one of the extinct animals that we had one of those little animals yeah it's gross dude huh you look at your
00:44:54
penis after you take a shower huh I'm looking at it the whole time I'm trying to kiss it yeah I've been doing stretches that's why I hurt my back my
00:45:01
dick though it goes if I pull it out right now you don't even see it I'm not going to but it it's in my body oh it go
00:45:08
it goes all the way in it the whole thing just goes in my body do you know why you're you know why it does that it wants to stay warm it gets closer to the
00:45:15
warmth is that why yeah it squiggles in that's why your balls go up that's why your balls go upstairs when when you're in cold water I stole you stole I stole
00:45:23
your wife's joke what I stole it what joke with the why the
00:45:29
the the little people oh my God yeah I said it on a podcast that's okay and I didn't give her credit that's okay I I
00:45:37
just feel like I was a thief that's nice to that joke was so good yeah that was my wife it got a huge laugh what pod I
00:45:43
don't I'm trying to think about what but I remember thinking when I said it I was like oh my God what am I menia but I was
00:45:49
like but I was like oh I have to tell them that I to I said that yeah I don't
00:45:54
want you guys think that I sto you know me it's okay but that's nice to say that to the audience I mean this will never cross paths but tell people the joke you
00:46:01
tell people the joke you're the one that told it well that your your wife didn't tell the joke she was just made an
00:46:07
observation I thought I thought was very funny yeah it was a joke yeah and somebody proposed you know um little
00:46:13
people have bad breath yeah and then you right propos it's because their [ __ ] are closer to
00:46:20
their mouth their esophagus is so short and when she said that I was like dude
00:46:26
that's the funniest thing I've ever heard it's a very good joke she knocked that one that's a home run was good [ __ ] so funny very good one I got to tell you
00:46:33
we have never mind let's just say it there's a little people couple in our
00:46:39
neighborhood and they went trick-or-treating last
00:46:46
year and they went as full-sized people they wor stilts that's clever no they
00:46:52
didn't do that I'm kidding I was like that's genius no they
00:46:58
didn't do that wow they didn't do that but I am I am excited to to feed the little kids candy cuz I love I get
00:47:04
excited in fact anybody who doesn't decorate their house if you live in a neighborhood where kids come through
00:47:09
right well you're in the Hills no one's going to come up in the hills but if you live in the flats if you live in the neighborhood that's not hard to get to
00:47:15
and you don't decorate the house a little bit and you don't hand out candy you're a piece of [ __ ] person and I mean I agree you're a piece of [ __ ] because I
00:47:22
remember what it felt like when I was a kid and we would go to houses that were decorated it was whim it felt like what
00:47:27
a [ __ ] cool weird night where like people you never met before open up their home and they give you candy and
00:47:33
it just and it we're all in this together it's like a mob mentality but for good and then there's there's people
00:47:39
I remember houses that never turned they turned all the lights off and they never decorated and there was no candy and I
00:47:44
wanted to [ __ ] break all their Windows right and we'd egg those houses when I was when I was a teenager we'd egg the dark houses if you didn't
00:47:51
decorate you got egged and I think today kids should be doing that I think you should be egging houses that don't
00:47:56
decorate you know what I would do smoke meth no I would I dress up too
00:48:02
right and when they ring my doorbel and I open it they go trick-or treat you know what I'd go I'd be like I'd have my
00:48:08
own basket I'd go trick-or treat oh nice yeah yeah reverse psychology and then
00:48:14
they would have to give me their candy smart smart has that ever been done oh yeah got it yeah yeah by a mentally
00:48:20
unstable person imagine what Halloween is like in a mental institution all right
00:48:27
everyone's just going around what do you mean imagine a mental institution during Halloween they dress
00:48:33
up like normal well like of like full functioning adults yeah and they have full conversations like how was your 401k
00:48:39
Mark they pretend to be totally normal that' be cool
00:48:45
man how's your wife and your kids that' be cool oh oh dude there was
00:48:52
an old woman in our neighborhood who used to hand out change that's good and this is so mean then the kids would when
00:48:57
they would leave they'd throw it at her house oh they would well it was like pennies she'd give you like four pennies
00:49:03
oh right so kids would walk down the street and they would throw it at her house yeah and it was like mean but
00:49:08
funny but like also don't give people panties what the [ __ ] yeah or don't put razor blades in the Apple no no not in
00:49:14
an apple you got to be way more creative nowadays what do what do you mean you got to put in something that's a little
00:49:20
bit tricky I mean a peanut if you put in Reese's Peanut Butter Cup I got to tell you lay perfect a titsy roll you could
00:49:26
unwrap that you can put a needle in there yeah not a needle but what's fun to put it by the way I think this is I think this is lore how many times do
00:49:32
they really find who's taking the time to do this and also you're going to be able to find the house yeah well no
00:49:38
you're not cuz you're getting so much Cy wow let me look at that whoa see this is my problem though who does that somebody
00:49:44
did that they put a nail in a [ __ ] Kit Kat yeah somebody's a piece of [ __ ] what a piece of [ __ ] dude but you know
00:49:50
what's crazy what that's Carlos yeah caros Carlos hand out caramel apples as here what's
00:49:56
insane is they say check your kids candy do you think parents go through all of their kids candy that'd be hard to do oh
00:50:02
way would you let your kid trick-or treat when when your kid's old enough I think so because I never had uh
00:50:08
Halloween uh when I was a kid you you guys don't do anything like that now now it's it's Universal but I when I was
00:50:15
growing up they had Carnival and things like that but it wasn't as fun as so for me right Mex right that's the real oh I
00:50:24
love Mexicans yeah this is maybe the dopest of Halloween that's the coolest yeah so cool so what is it called what
00:50:30
you call that call that makeup the calabas the Calas skulls
00:50:36
skull what is what is this called in Spain this is the other los moros but but we don't celebrate it like
00:50:42
this religious The Day of the Dead yeah but you don't celebrate anything like
00:50:47
that huh no because killed so many people for so many centuries you're afraid they'll all come back and [ __ ]
00:50:52
kill you yes this reminds me of Coco I don't know if you saw Coco one of my favorite dude that that movie made me
00:50:58
cry dude of course what do you mean bald if you didn't cry at CoCo you're a that movie made me cry dude I love Coco D if you didn't cry at almost every Pixar
00:51:04
movie you're a [ __ ] weirdo okay what's the the most you CED at a Pixar movie I I I know right now go up the the
00:51:14
the Montage scene in up the beginning yeah mhm it'll break your little [ __ ] heart but the rest of the movie you
00:51:20
don't cry but you cry there yeah when his wife dies beautiful montage didn't
00:51:25
cry at all for uh inside out that wasn't a cry for me I didn't cry I didn't cry
00:51:31
that I liked it though it was good it was good yeah I didn't cry there and then what was one with the with the black guy who's a jazz musician Eric
00:51:37
Griffin Soul oh yeah soul did you see that yeah but that didn't make me cry either I didn't see it is it good it wasn't good no it wasn't that good is
00:51:45
Asian one did they did yeah Mulan Mulan that's not that's not oh that's not yeah
00:51:50
Mulan but that's not talk about Pixar yeah they call Pixar turning red turning red is my
00:51:56
documentary it's also not not turning red is it about Asians who drink yes I never saw that the first Asian Le movie
00:52:04
is what it is the first Asian Le Pixar film yeah turning yeah is that you Bob
00:52:12
yeah and all of the kids got to meet Bobby Lee that day I did one movie It's called wish Dragon but I don't think
00:52:18
anyone saw it show me wish Dragon wish Dragon oh that's so cute is it all Asian
00:52:26
yeah are you the Dragon no I'm like a
00:52:31
henchman cool I'm a henchman who plays the dragon a famous Asian guy I think Jackie
00:52:37
Chan really I think so he can barely speak English what does that say there you are
00:52:43
that's you playing the henchmen oh is that you Bobby oh constant woo Jimmy o joh oh there's oh
00:52:50
that's great yeah yeah I mean that must have made some good money huh
00:52:55
huh I've never heard of this is it not out maybe it's not out it's out it's been out for years [ __ ]
00:53:02
you man you never heard of that Box Office Mojo and they watch everything it's bad Box Office Mojo that movie
00:53:09
dragon whatever wish Dragon Box Office Mojo let's check it out it made 21 million
00:53:16
holy [ __ ] that's bad that movie probably cost like 300 million to make I know was
00:53:22
bad oh nint wa 21 million there was never a United
00:53:27
States release they only put it there they Al only streamed it well do wish Dragon budget why why would I I I I play
00:53:35
a Henman who gives a [ __ ] it's not your I do nothing W they lost 4 million bucks no plus all the market to him right so
00:53:42
they lost 50 million bucks dude can you imagine being part of a production company that that's a great rating
00:53:48
though 687 it's really good can you imagine me in the production company and they're like this is going to be it it's going to be this beautiful animated
00:53:54
Asian movie We're it's going to crush yeah and then they're like we lost 50
00:54:01
million it's funny you know you you have literally no control like when you get stuff like that no control you get it
00:54:06
you go me I hope it works you want me and then you dream yeah you go you know
00:54:12
you kind of go oh this is going to be and then I'm going to do other things and this is going to be my Ted lasto it never it's always like that and then
00:54:19
you're like oh way back in line yeah I'm back I'm back back where Bel a couple years later you get something else and
00:54:24
then you go back in line it's when people hit a home run no people do though yeah it almost
00:54:30
never happens yeah I know the point is it almost never happens but people yeah you know who I think is going to hit a
00:54:35
home run soon who fancy oh yeah I actually think something's coming for him you know why this Universal thing I
00:54:41
swear to God I feel like something's coming but what I do want to say that I'm not happy about is this SOS VHS and
00:54:47
how we deserve residuals for it you know it's it's he started out on the heels of this place he's utilizing
00:54:54
all of us on my back on our back you started it on my back dog and also um
00:54:59
have we gotten paid for that do we get paid for that did you guys get anything you want really insane okay kid no no
00:55:08
are the numbers the numbers are okay no you know okay they're good they're good they're
00:55:13
it's good for a guy who literally never did podcasting till he came to us right it it's you know some people you you
00:55:19
give them a little give them an inch and they take take a mile but you they take the whole LAN seen you on stage before
00:55:26
yeah have you seen him at the live shows yeah that you know do I watch him when we're doing it no and when he walks out
00:55:31
I could see the crowd cheering and I can see his ego and everything he just gets like it's a drug you're addicted to it
00:55:38
why do you then why do theed you're projecting whoa trying to start a fight
00:55:45
dude I'm not projecting dude you better leave Barbie alone you saw me going the stage I'm I'm I'm shaking he is with
00:55:52
excitement yeah you know what George has yeah George George is sick George he
00:55:58
loves the fame what about you Carlos you know he loves the fame he's [ __ ] eating it up yeah yeah that's nice what
00:56:03
is your Instagram following growing yeah are you getting a lot of DMS because I saw you I'm Boston
00:56:11
remember what I whispered to you yeah it was so weird I whisper what did he say what I whisper to you on stage do you
00:56:16
feel like you're a big deal no he said that to me when I grabbed him out of the elevator at the
00:56:22
hotel do you feel like you're a big deal no and then I yelled you're projecting on to no no no you are a big deal you
00:56:27
act like you're a big deal I to see if your actions correlate with how you feel
00:56:34
but I don't act like I'm I mean his head is big is getting bigger for sure in this year yeah he you have like when you
00:56:41
pick us up at the hotel and stuff to go to The Venue you have this when you're walking this way guys and you're like
00:56:46
almost you like get out of the way yeah I'm trying to do my job well important people are coming through and and when I
00:56:52
look at you I go just calm down dude you're not that big of a deal it's cuz you he's power hungry a little bit dude
00:56:58
be honest yeah are you a little power hungry just a tiny bit okay yeah that's okay at least though admit it yeah
00:57:05
projection see you like it too you think I dude I'm like not me dude you think me you think me yes I
00:57:12
think you Bobby oh give me an example why I'm power hungry no I think you like Power you like Fame like no no I know
00:57:19
you when I'm at the venues I know I I don't I I I'm I'm scared that's so not
00:57:25
true oh who acts more of a star him or me I think you you you hide in the green
00:57:33
room that's what shy people stars do that's what the stars do oh they do yeah
00:57:39
yeah Andrew says hi to like the stage hands wait we hide I go say hi to everybody yeah yeah yeah I I want to
00:57:45
talk to them yeah they're probably every time I meet a stage hand I go are you related to me they're probably family members of mine yeah as many labor as I
00:57:51
have what do you what is this video oh gosh it's actually the big bot also what we can we do this yeah what is this oh
00:57:58
yeah well let's see this real fast what is this a new Bigfoot video it's pretty crazy dude I saw this tell me if you think this is [ __ ] I've never seen
00:58:03
it so this couple from a Colorado train says they captured this huh and it's a video of a Bigfoot okay now Loop it
00:58:10
again go backwards you can see look at that oh wow it's a big foot shut up fancy oh wow God damn
00:58:17
it what do you think I like how they're highlighted like you didn't see it wow
00:58:22
what do you think any hid down I just I got to say
00:58:27
this if this was coordinated pretty good timing on a moving train going on a Colorado because this is far away yeah
00:58:35
wow that's not no Bigfoot dude but if Bigfoot who is that what is that it's
00:58:41
like a Duncan trussle you think that's DT no but it's that that that type of D you know those guys that like I'm going to live in the wild and go do something
00:58:47
[ __ ] up that's you know AR shaffir you like hay out there I want to be detached
00:58:53
from society I just don't get it that's a hairy thing it's weird you can't really tell but I can't tell D but it's
00:58:58
in the middle of nowhere they did say it's in the middle of nowhere also of all the places that I
00:59:06
thought Bigfoot would be not in Colorado yeah I thought it'd be way up north in Canada like and he decides to
00:59:13
in open sun sit in the mdle he would he would sit behind a tree or under why
00:59:19
would he do this well he's going to get food or something maybe poing take a [ __ ] yeah it is weird does blend in
00:59:25
really well yeah wow what what do we think do we think this is
00:59:31
real I got to see a body dude I got to see we got to kill it well we got to kill it yeah I got to kill one and see
00:59:38
what if that's what if that what if when Jesus came back he came back as Bigfoot wow that's how he hit it all
00:59:45
these years he's just super evasive and he's just having fun with us um what is what is this thing we're
00:59:51
going to do y what is this let's do it oh no hey Andrew hey Bobby you've been really
00:59:59
really by friends and now you have to prove that you care about the ones who
01:00:04
work so hard for you we have been to glory holes and
01:00:11
milking table for you at least one of us has only one anyway in front of each of
01:00:19
you there is a color please put it on is won't work unless you put it on so
01:00:26
please put it on I'll wait yeah are you going to put it on I don't
01:00:32
want to be shocked does it hurt yeah yeah it's for sure it hurts it's not let
01:00:39
me see set it off it's not on it's not on it it's m got the wrong thing so this is a barking thing it doesn't work it's
01:00:46
just a now do we believe these [ __ ] guy no for real Mone got the wrong one
01:00:51
so I can't I don't do the remote control so how does it work you have to bark like a
01:00:57
dog really yeah I put it on and bark oh you put it on bark wait put it against your arm it has
01:01:04
to be against your throat no who doesn't know if it's a
01:01:10
throat nothing this is them [ __ ] with us just making us bark at these collars that's so funny [ __ ] you [ __ ]
01:01:19
[ __ ] that was good that is very [ __ ] dude that's very good [ __ ] [ __ ]
01:01:24
you no that's good you got us that was embarrassing dude if you [ __ ] do something Carlos I'll [ __ ] beat the
01:01:30
[ __ ] out of I'm dead I'll [ __ ] you up [ __ ] dicks I want to say something
01:01:37
Carlos yeah what's up I will give you $1,000 in cash if you shock him I
01:01:43
there's no remote I promise you I'll give you 10 grand to [ __ ]
01:01:49
wait this is not man I'm like okay we're obeying the order ERS
01:01:55
this obviously Spanish I mean dude it's so funny when you hear him he's like people have done so much for you of all
01:02:02
the people that speak clear coherent English at the studio I found it to be a lot more U menacing yeah with the
01:02:08
Spanish accent it's a little bit more menacing all right let's see the rest of the video is it is there something that's going to you'll have to answer
01:02:14
two or three questions correctly for every wrong answer you get a shocking
01:02:21
surprise answer wisely
01:02:30
okay when did bad friend start what do you want to know what year
01:02:37
yes oh [ __ ] no this is good now I wish we did have the
01:02:43
Shockers 2020 that's right
01:02:51
good yeah what birthday what is
01:03:01
what this is just for them to have fun yeah go what is the do it in the sway at
01:03:07
this point this has nothing to do with
01:03:13
us get it out oh my
01:03:18
God go get out
01:03:29
oh my God you can't get he can't get through
01:03:34
itth what is Carlos's birthday month the mon the month Carlos's birthday month
01:03:41
April surpr for I can't hear what he's saying no surprise no surprise yeah no
01:03:49
shocks oh thank you yeah Fancy from what part of Spain is
01:03:56
Fancy from dire Southern that's that's not true
01:04:04
okay sh what the what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
01:04:12
dude that [ __ ] hurt you what the [ __ ] dude I [ __ ] that's not [ __ ] funny I
01:04:17
[ __ ] told you not to do it dude dude I'm not putting that [ __ ] [ __ ]
01:04:23
you dude god dude got it wrong baby you
01:04:29
lost it's not [ __ ] funny dude you he just said that it wasn't [ __ ] on and happy
01:04:38
Halloween and thank you for being a Bo [Music]
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friend wo
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yeah woo
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yeah
