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Happy New Year we know how much you guys
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love fancy be we love them too and so we
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put together a little fancy be
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compilation if you will I mean I did it
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myself I'm the one that edited this
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whole thing and that's because I wanted
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to show Fancy how much I really
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appreciated him and loved him for the
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new year so enjoy bad friends what's
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your what's your deal why are you so uh
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up and throwing darts at people I don't
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know I just feel good you
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feel there's our server hi uh hey hi
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hello oh so you oh you do it's a Onan
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shop do you cook as well I do oh oh okay
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are you Argentinian I am wow okay wow
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all right so do you have any specials
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Chim churi steak Chim Chu steak that's
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all you got that's it can we get a menu
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Chim churi steak that's all they serve
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that's all they serve is chiy chur steak
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well do you guys want to put in a drink
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order or something like that do you want
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something to drink dingz I
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want a lemonade a lemonade for first of
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all cuz you only have chimy tree steak
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here's so what are the drink options it
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seem like you would have
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lemonade we have wine wine and water and
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water okay with lemon we can put it
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lemon you can put lemon in the water yep
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or the wine would you like water lemon
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water yes would that suffice um I don't
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drink I don't drink so I'll have just I
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guess a water okay I don't really want
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wine I I I'll just have some water as
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well are you sure there's nothing
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there's like nothing else back there you
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we have uh energy drink
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oh oh well I'll have an energy drink
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what brand we have red bulls perfect
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perfect I'll have a you have a sugarfree
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Red Bull no only with Sher okay I'll
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have regular red bull fine we'll take
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we'll take those yeah thank you so much
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what a weird rust frog I mean honestly
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just Chim chimy steak wine yeah chimy
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tree steak Red Bull Red Bull and water
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and water that's it that's it I don't
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how so Dominguez uh oh yeah sir and
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we'll just take three Stakes obviously
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because we [ __ ] can't choose anything
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cuz can we can we um medium okay do we
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have an option or can we do medium no
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yes medium that's the only thing you do
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yeah I like I'd like medium rare if
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that's possible no that's not they only
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have medium you can just undercook it a
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little bit they only have medium the
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chef doesn't like suggestions so yeah
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yeah okay so I guess we'll have three
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medium Chim steaks I'll have a red bow
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you want a Red Bull three Red Bulls
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water lemon water water's all around
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yeah but no lemon for mine lemon for his
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please and no ice in mine please if you
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could yeah uh did you get all that let
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me write it down why don't you you can't
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memorize that can you repeat it back to
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us so we make sure you the order right
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you can't memorize
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that I think you guys wanted this take
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right yes I was with a
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woman we have to go on
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we're making
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out first
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base then she
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stopped yeah yeah yeah oh no her body
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her choice all right yeah yeah her
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choice her body her choice her body her
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choice her body choice right her body
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her choice and then she looked and she
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goes I just I'm not attracted to you yep
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and she goes you're fat you're fat no no
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that's boo she called you fat and I go
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oh oh she didn't realize until that
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moment
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okay damn Lyall Lyle like a character
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right now yeah that was [ __ ] the
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Menendez killers are hard dude dude
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Saturday morning I woke up I so I went
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to the um love Valencia Hotel spent the
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night there went to the store and then
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spent the night there to give Dan a 40y
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40-year cake I saw the photo at at his
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men's meeting 40y year sober anniversary
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cake oh shout out Dan He awesome it was
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great because look like a supermarket
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cake didn't miss that I'll tell you that
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you're really going to [ __ ] piss me
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off today I'm not in the mood to [ __ ]
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play right now
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dude I mean what what is one H number
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one do you know how AO meetings work no
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okay so every week and Carlos can back
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me up right you look like a supermarket
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cake dude you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]
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[ __ ] piece of [ __ ] so this is how it
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works was
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it was it it was this this is how it
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works man was it was it Ralph's I don't
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know I didn't even look at the cake it
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was V's yeah I this is how it works
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John's every year they they do like a
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you know they do a group census
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consensus not group a group meeting
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where they nominate people that do like
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chairs it's always a newcomer and they
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go who wants the cake commitment some
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newcomer raises says I'll do it so every
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week his job is to go to anywhere and
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buy a cake and bring it to the meeting
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right I don't know where the [ __ ] it's
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from but that's not the point of the
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birthday I see 40 Years of surpr is a
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huge deal man that's what I thought it
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would be a better
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cake dude what's wrong dude honestly
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dude wow I love it I think he was
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spraying shot I think he couldn't hold
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in when you go in your pants if you
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couldn't no I'd go right in the aisle
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like that really you would well yeah the
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way these prices of these flights now
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are so absurd the least you can do is
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let me [ __ ] on the floor what someone
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someone what and Andrew just stop for a
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second stop we really should cut no no
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here's yeah you're right he was
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attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and
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Dumber reference oh it didn't land well
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I didn't like it it it didn't make any
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sense did you just do Dumb and Dumber on
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SOS VHS or something with me and so I
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think that there needs to be a um
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boycott I agree so the boycot is this
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that was your last straw friend that's
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it you and I will never do his stupid
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show again correct well we already we
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already did it once unfortunately we
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gave him the favor never again give that
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M to Carlos's side I want that facing
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Carlos from now on Carlos yeah yeah face
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you there we go I can't have this guy
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just yab yabing into the mic about
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nothing cuz Andrew was going to do gold
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yeah I could feel it build up as his
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sidekick as his
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sidekick I was feeling gold coming on
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and then you my friend you [ __ ] put a
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[ __ ] damn in the middle of well let's
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give you another chance to do this bad
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joke what is it go ahead yeah so you say
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what you were gonna say no no no I want
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to hear him do it no you but he had to
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interrupt you that the timing is
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impeccable don't worry he'll interrupt
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like he always does so so yeah it was a
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Delta flight Dumber someone did a Dumb
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and Dumber uh thing
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there now I know you're editing this but
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I want you to slowly punch in on
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yourself slowly zoom in on how dumb you
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look right now yeah thank you dude
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you're so white you're the [ __ ]
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whitest friend I have you're so [ __ ]
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white but I never go in there it's a
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Twinkie
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okay okay
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my oh my god dude that's a layer joke
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that's so good holy [ __ ] give him credit
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dude what the [ __ ] did you call me dude
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you are the twinkie of this show holy
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[ __ ] that's so good and explain Twinkie
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for the viewers that doesn't know and
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I'm a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup yeah
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yeah yeah yeah so so you are yeah you
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are I really am yeah so tell tell me
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what a Twinkie is my friend yeah what
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you to the audience what do you mean by
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twink buddy it's like yellow on the
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outside but white on the
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inside interesting interesting
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interesting cuz I grew up during the
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suburbs mhm mhm wow dude Twinkie is
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pretty good there's no
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Legacy there's no Legacy yes there is
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there is no Legacy look let me see
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something who is one of the best Comics
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that died in the last 10 years Patrice
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right yeah none of the kids know him
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that's not true that's not true I I
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think I think okay you're naming someone
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who's if you have no hours out maybe
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there's no Legacy uhoh that's a shot oh
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no why didn't you look at me when why
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didn't you look at me when you said it
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at him can I tell you that I notic that
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to yeah why did you look at him he took
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the shot he took the shot look at me and
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say it yeah take the shot if you're
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going to take the shot too take the shot
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you're going to shoot a guy in the back
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yeah yeah yeah that's what you you go
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goad you know what he did dude he sucker
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punched you yeah that was walked up to
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he looked at you boom and punched you
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without even just say it you [ __ ] go
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ahead no I was just saying the Legacy
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thing you know that you have to
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put outside of Rogan's club though I
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don't know if you saw this there were
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black Israelites do you know what this
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is goop Creek do you know what a black
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Israelite is looks like an African Judah
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mean okay
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Jesus there was dozens of black
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Israelites yelling in the streets they
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were the original Jews and they were
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screaming at people and they were
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wearing purple shirts just like those
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those shirts right there and they were
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screaming at people that's exactly what
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they were wearing that's it no that's
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what Beyonce's backup dancers wore at
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Coachella is this at Coachella I think
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so wow there's the trumpets they're not
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holding or wakanda so so these
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individual did you just hear what he
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just said that was so [ __ ] funny holy
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[ __ ]
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wakanda wow this is the sniper yeah yeah
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Tom dong is being inducted into the pawe
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high school hall of fame Tom D long of
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Blink 182
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by the way the thing that I was upset
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about was there was another woman that
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was inducted who I don't think is famous
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none of them are well Tom Del long he's
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the only he's the first guy that's
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famous that is actually in the Hall of
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Fame well maybe you need to do something
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like that important work something for
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the community oh you think I'm not doing
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an important work for for them if I was
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honestly if I was going to do a real oh
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hot dog restaurant right I'd have to
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figure out I want number one I want it
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to be quality oh yeah like where do we
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get the dogs what do you mean they're we
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got we got 100% from
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China you know you're lucky that was
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funny that was so funny that's that's
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that is not okay yeah that pause though
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was me
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laughing right because I was hoping but
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then I'm also
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offended honestly guy guy dude every
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once in a while dude very funny dude uh
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oh hot dog yeah from China
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I mean dude the timing let me see her
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you say uh oh hot dog in Spanish Spanish
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style go ahead
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Oho well here's the deal yeah part of
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the part of the the growth of a child
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that we've seen is that the support from
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the parents makes them believe that they
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can do something so he's tricking his
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kid into thinking he has the ability to
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do I'm raing him as a genius and yeah
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that honestly it might work to a degree
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until I to take a test but yeah but then
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once they realize they're not right they
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go into you know what I mean Great
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Depression they go into comedy they
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might
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yeah what what did you just say what did
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you just say
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filmmaker he called you the F did you
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say filmmaker you think you're so
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great piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] dude
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I'm not doing the short we work with
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scumbags all right so what do you want
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to say about jooy what I want to say is
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is that um I thought he did a good job
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at the golden Club tell you why Joseph
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Joseph Joseph he had you guys know Joe
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Koy don't you he did had 10 days to do
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this thing right it was a risk he did
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the best he could I thought that um they
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didn't do any him any favors in editing
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life okay no but what I'm saying is
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editing like cutting into the audience
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and seeing some reactions that that's
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what I meant oh right right right
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understand that's what I meant okay all
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right they didn't do any favors for him
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and cut into the person he's mentioning
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go ahead finish with no I I I don't want
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to go no finish your I don't want to
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continue please I want to hear you fin
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you're really you're really on my last
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nerve handed to her nice dude that's a
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celebrity dude Jesus is
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she yeah she is oh whoa dude I have to
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wear these you don't have to no but it
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helps hear your own don't that you don't
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want to [ __ ] up your hair it's fine
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don't do that here then throw it down or
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just put it wherever just hold it you
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know Andreas when I die
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and I look down because I will be
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looking down at my my services and my
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funeral and stuff
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up I think he means cuz you're in the
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casket no I think he he means I'm in I
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think he means in the casket no that's
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what I think but coming to America being
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a fat asian guy and getting white chicks
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and Mexican all the it's harder it's
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challenged and I feel like I have the
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highest body count I think it's easier
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when you pay
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though wait are you talking about your
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body you know what I'm I'm trying to
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come here with positivity dude right and
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that you're little jokes dude right I'm
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gonna let them slide today so on like
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Fresh Prince of Bel and sitcoms like
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when the audience is live but there's an
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actual audience there there is and then
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they what they what's they call sweeten
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it so they they they sweeten it they
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sweeten it they put more laughs on top
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of the laugh but also the audience gets
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it right so they kind of pretend they
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get they play along almost
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like pretty positive what it's like this
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show we laugh all the time we're going
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to turn off your mic any second
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now yeah keep that [ __ ] up yeah it's
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[ __ ] what you're doing for me
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gambling is um I'll do it for fun yeah
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but I'm not I don't think about I'm
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going to win money that's G they're
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full-time gambling Andreas s for you
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right yeah I I always have a inside
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information actually do you guys want to
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know how much uh can you guess how on
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the ground works that people don't know
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about that you Andrew and I can buy in
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this is going to be a new segment called
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Andre is on the ground yeah yeah on the
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ground Finance advice Finance advice
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already that's Finance advice convinced
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I'm not convinced he's I just saw
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Matador in my head pull Finance
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advice Andreas a finance advice yeah
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yeah do you need advice say
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say let me hear you say
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that have you heard of Rich you are T
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you never heard that song
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before it's not like that it's don't
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[ __ ] correct us if you correct the
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host again I don't know I can't you
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stepped on I five times you talking [ __ ]
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when Bobby walked in Oh I thought they
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were just going but I guess well look
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they're saying something but who gives a
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[ __ ] yeah yeah
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so and how awful does that
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sound say it the way that you know it
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what say it the way you know it I was
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just doing it no the way you know it
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oh
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better better song it's more familiar
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creating AA right right let me ask you
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something when you guys went to Africa
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and stole all those black people um yeah
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and you're putting them on the ship no
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it was you guys you guys invented that
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uh mhm am I not right 100% yeah yeah you
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know why did you push him in the middle
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of the ocean and you know if they were a
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little sick or whatever what was that
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for what was that all about testing
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you're testing yeah oh
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s oh so you thought you heard a
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stereotype exactly right you were like
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maybe it's wrong well was there was
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there a control to your experiment you
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had to have a control yeah can Spaniards
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swim most of them yeah for the record I
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never had anything other than a clear
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coat or or a buff but you can't buy your
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kid a guitar and be shocked when he
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becomes a rock star you know you showing
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him the ropes the kid's got to R he's
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got to flye it gave me like a gave your
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some ukul lady and he learned how to
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play the electric guitar and now that's
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what he's doing that's what he's doing I
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I thought it was tape at first almost
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like Michael Jackson like yeah oh yeah
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yeah it's not that yeah it's not that
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it's it's gel okay I don't know what the
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[ __ ] that is right but anyway dude you
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know I've never had one yeah men don't
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do that okay I also want to let's just
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throw this you want to get [ __ ] beat
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up after the show The
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Kardashians they only date black guys
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except for the one which one I don't
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know the name there's one girl that
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doesn't play DI black gu she's married
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to the guy the the white guy on the show
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Courtney yeah mhm oh Travis bar
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I mean he painted himself
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enough oh my God so now I look out
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inside the house right and I see three
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men side by side like this in a Power
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Circle there's no room to get there's no
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room to get in a triangle a triangle
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right of sadness a triangle of sadness
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thank you so much yeah you know even
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Koreans have a guy that has slang that's
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the slang guy so this the Spanish people
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have that guy do you have that fans yeah
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they're called
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Mexicans
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that's wait wait that wait that joke is
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so good so good that joke is so good it
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made me not laugh that was so good it
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made me so jealous of that joke so good
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I I paused and I let it absorb for
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people that don't know Neil Strauss
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wrote this book called The Game and it
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was basically a way that of negging it's
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the secret to negging truly it's like
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pretending you don't care are kind of
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insulting girls it's neing them so one
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of the things in it is you know I mean
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if you see a group of girls at a bar and
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the one you like right don't pay
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attention to her right be nice to the
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other three right and then kind of rip
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her apart a little bit Yeah you that
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hairsty is 80s huh MH and then go back
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to the girls right supposedly that's
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going to get their juices flowing it
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doesn't work they spit in your face well
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the key I had a girl spit in my the kids
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to be goodlook works all
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right there it is
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[ __ ] him up no no don't
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leave [ __ ] him up just beat his ass I
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was how many [ __ ] Slams are you going
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to do this [ __ ] episode dude how many
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slams it wasn't about you huh it wasn't
00:18:11
about you I went on a date with a girl
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from Los feles and at the end of the
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date I turn I go into kiss and she went
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the Cobra and
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[Applause]
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I you got Cobra I got Cobra dude you got
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Cobra Cobra whoa dude
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we started drinking and we're like we'll
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have a beer and then we'll leave then we
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talked to a bunch of these women we got
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really [ __ ] up we started dancing This
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Woman's like you guys got to come back
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to my house I'm I'm divorced and I have
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a whole house to myself we can all party
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and this woman
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was very very
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sweet sweet what is that what does this
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mean bad breath she was bad looking oh
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what was that wrestler what was the
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wrestler that had that as a thing was a
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Triple H yeah yeah yeah okay she was not
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a she was not a yeah and I think it was
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John Cena she was very nice we call them
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in Spanish we call them
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shrimps makes no sense yeah because you
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can take the head off and then it's
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bua yeah butter face butter face call
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butter she was a shrimp what part of
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Spain is Fancy from
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dire Southern that's that's not true
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okay
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sh what the
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[Laughter]
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dude
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dude god dude got it wrong baby you lost
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a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a
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Merry Christmas I want to wish you a
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Merry Christmas from the bottom of my
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heart you a man
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again miss do it again Merry Christmas
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pick it up pick it up pick it up miss
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you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of
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my
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[Music]
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heart wo
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yeah
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woo
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wo yeah
