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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
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bad friends is it uncomfortable it's not uncomfortable you know what we should do we should get the nicest chairs we can we can find like really highend but only
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one of them so then if we have two guests one of the the best guest gets it you I don't even know why where you buy
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chairs where do you buy chairs where would you buy chairs uh I do some Amazon uh purchasing of now I haven't bought any chairs on yeah yeah no but I have bought like camping chairs on Amazon
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yeah and if you go high-end camping chair you can go like zero grav I've gotten a zero grab chair on Amazon
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what's a zero grav it makes you feel like it's zero gravity where you feel like you're floating but reallya dud
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it's just the angle of that Barka Lounge W I think I need one cuz I play stardo Valley so much uh-huh that like my back
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is beginning to hurt you it's probably a symptom of playing too much video games yeah I think I like hunch over like this
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and I also kind of dip whoa look at that zero gravity gaming chair whoa that's what I want scorpion yeah does it come
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with a girl or no yeah not that I would she would like clean stuff you know let's that's how you game in zero graph
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that's great I just bought off off the internet I bought those little like really low to the ground chair so when we go to cuz it's summertime dude and
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it's going to be movies in the cemetery have you been uh I have been to that place the is that
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Hollywood is forever yeah the Forever Cemetery great spot we love going every year we go watch a cool movie we've done
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like they did Kill Bill one and two we' done Beetlejuice yeah it's a have you ever done the movie theater in the
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cemeter sinpia all right man welcome our guest you're going to be rude in front of Jack you're trying to be a hot shot guy sorry Jack no I want let me answer
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you're trying to be a hot shot cool guy in front of Jack I get it I get it assert dominance I get it dude
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yes I've been oh thanks for adding to the conversation I mean it's just crazy right now dude it's too early for everybody Welcome Jack Black to the show
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everybody I want to say this about you Jack Black oh have have so many things to say maybe maybe one of the most Bingo
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lovable funny beautiful people we have on Earth right now who me Bobby Bobby yeah I just wanted to say I wanted you to recognize what I was saying yeah I you know may I say stuff
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yeah please I think you're one of the most beautiful funny f l can't do the same thing you have to mix it my own thing yeah Do Your Own Thing uh Dynamic
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yeah versatile oh yeah yeah creative did you say that already no but it's all kind of wrapped in oddly Nimble you are
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you are you're oddly Nimble you're talking about me yeah you're dancing I remember you you do dancings I do move
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around yeah I get yeah I I am oddly Nimble that's a a good that's a good description I think of my
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nimbleness it's odd um you you built a mini you built a mini ramp in your backyard right don't you have a mini I
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did that's so cool have you ever seen that he I've seen mini raps cuz I watch x X Games and Stuff him skating oh no no
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no no you you skate I do I didn't I I'm not a real ramp skater I use it more of a mode of transportation I all through my teen years I was skating all over Oh you mean
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for real yeah uh that is no longer there we took it down cuz uh there were too many we got there's a lot of beefing and uh wait what's going on well there was just a couple injuries and I was like
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enough of this crazy wacky thing it's not right um I I do enjoy it but I also am not good at it let's be honest well you can drop down I I think that's the hardest thing dropping down I Cannot
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drop down what can you drop up here's what I do I start in the middle and I go back
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and forth yeah uh until I fall down can we just say it's dropping in you know this right drop drop in correct yeah
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it's not dropped out excuse me niga Houston well here well here's what's funny about you we got you hor here
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[ __ ] this guy used to claim that he skated remember that remember that whole [ __ ] lie that heet Tony Hawk caught me on Ali it's online yeah wait a second
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can you Ary I can now because Tony taught me it's online and ALS yeah yes I can you it's online that's one step
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before and I get an intro look at look at me look at my ponytail want don't watch this right now yeah please yeah yeah let's not watch
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that right now okay so um anyway um but you but you know how to go back and forth like the thing I can go back and
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forth and I can do a couple kind of spin aoos but I cannot even Oli dude we'll get you there I can't kickflip I did a whole video of me yelling at people to do a kickflip and it was a lot of fun to
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yell at people and watch them do kick flips but I it I felt like a hypocrite cuz I cannot kickflip I can't even olly
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I know you can't kickflip without kn how to [ __ ] all ja walk before you can run exactly dude uh so yeah if afterwards if you do you have a couple decks here you didn't bring your board
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did you no I don't I don't really have I see a board but it doesn't have any wheels on it yeah yeah I I I got rid of
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all my boards yeah I used to use them for art but no longer yeah that skateboard that was given us uh what a
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fan did that as a gift we've got some every if you look around the room actually all this is Fan Art everything
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has been given to us from oh nice it looks like there's some AI art back there that one that's that's a real oh
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that one yeah the one that's no that's my brother who lives in India no okay let me just say something I am
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very gullible I believe everything that is told to me I never go [ __ ] you but yeah that you know you're right AI you you you got it I did that was AI yeah
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you got it man I I want I don't want to it's a Andrew space Prince from India is
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that yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't be offended Jack but may I say something that might be you I mean I mean I don't
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want I want to be myself yeah yeah yeah and I I want to be real with you do you mind if Bobby's real with you go
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straight at me I'm going to go straight at you um I appreciate you uh-huh here it comes no there's no coming man right yeah you said I appreciate I appreciate
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you I mean and I I don't want you feel weird a fan big fan throw that out there um but I think you've helped me sexually
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I'll tell you why oh all right this is all good so far it's great I was ready for the butt no no no I'm grateful for it dude and I get real yeah I get
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really emotional about it but I think that like you cuz you know we're I mean I know I'm little than you smaller right
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but I feel like we're in the same you know what I mean range of like body types almost yes yeah yeah let me finish
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on a spectrum on a spectrum yeah yeah yeah his is more evolved I say I'm rocking about 250 right now I've been
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stuck here for for years where are you at where you at I'm at 180 one you're in the one yeah you're not even in the same universe as me bro yeah yeah but women
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have got like I've hooked up with girls and they go I like that Jack Black look oh man you know what I mean and I in my
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mind I'm like I always get on my hands and knees and I go thank you so much Jack Black thank you I mean I'm not praying to you you are though yeah I am
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and I go thank you for like he's Paving the world road so I can get some nookie Nook you know what I mean so I appreciate it that's all I'm saying you paved the road to [ __ ] Town that's basically what you done yeah yeah so
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thank you so much for that you knew that might be the highest compliment I've ever received I don't know if you know this but Jack Black is a subcategory on
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PornHub is if you search Jack Black oh yeah there's not really a crew of guys that look like Jack Black on there I am
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not GNA immediately s that soon this interview is over yeah I might Google I might do that
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at pornhob if somebody Compares your body to Jack Black what would mine be compared what would they what it's mine oh [ __ ] you I know what you're doing
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it's gross what is it oh you want to say Tom Hardy is is it I guess yeah yeah yeah yeah Tom Hardy yeah Tom Hardy I
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guess it is yeah yeah I mean you you you are I mean as a com for a comic I think you are you're not Matt r no no you're
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not mat r or Jeff D no that's true but you're like two below that maybe three yeah but still 15 above me you I mean so that's pretty good yeah yeah but um yeah
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you're pretty hot people women have said that no hot you're well coost is hot yeah hot hot tempered is really what it
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is yeah yeah up and hot tempered but but I will say Jack getting back to reality
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thank you for everything that you've done in the world of comedy and you're you're you're you bring joy in a level that I think I've never once seen
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you and gone me no I see you and I go oh yeah is [ __ ] great bro I I'll tell you the first time I saw you d yeah and it wasn't a huge part all right but I
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remember going oh that guy's good right a movie called School of Rock no DMW I don't think I'm in that yeah you're in that mood called Dead Man
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Walking he hates acronyms we learn I love acronyms dude you got to say them all out dead man walk dude you play his
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brother remember he's about to get MGK that's what happened earlier like yeah we had MGK in here a couple days ago and it was a funny story and I was like MGK machine he's like Machine Gun Kelly oh
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if you would have said that I would have it but it was a serious scene in the movie right where like your brother's dying right he's on death row yeah Jack
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right yeah sea pen Sean Penn's your brother right yeah he the dead man walking and then he you guys are in like
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I remember distinctly you guys are in sort of waiting room I think you're wearing a suit I don't know were you ever wearing a suit yeah it was like a
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Sears uh it was a cheap suit yeah yeah we we uh yeah uh a a lowincome family yeah and uh I was one of his little brothers we were three of us and
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um I was so uh uh freaked out because I Love Shawn pen ever since uh I saw Fast Times at Ridgemont High my favorite actor so good and uh weirdly that was kind of the only comedy thing he did the
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very first movie and then he went hard into like a drama yeah but but that fast times no one I mean I know it's a specific character you know mean it seems more sketchy like a sketch like a
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sketch character almost but dude he because he's such a good actor it it just makes it so much better because it's so believable like he he never looked like that again which I thought was really wild like he transformed that
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Stoner Surfer thing never you know was reimagined by him which I thought was kind of wild after that you never saw him look like that watch the the dut in his around his belly button when he
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walks in remember that times I don't remember a donut in his belly I think he W I think he walked into the room with a donut in hisy ESP picoli am I not right or no I don't
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think think so right there or bagel bagel yeah that's tucked into his but I'm sure
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that's a choice Mr Hand yeah yeah yeah well no one had captured that kind of Stoner before him on film that I'm aware of and it was uh just such a brilliant
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hilarious performance but anyway so I had this little part as his little brother and it was just uh a a a surreal
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experience and I and I got to watch him do his thing uh uh up close and personal
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and I was there on the day that he shot the scene uh with Susan surandon in the jail in the jail oh my God it's the night before he's going to get executed and he's just having this cathartic like
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uh just explosive tears and um it's a confession he confessed Mage to her it's the Redemption part of it yeah and then we obviously you weren't shooting that day no you knew he he was shoo he was
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shooting that scene that day so were they weird that you were coming or no um no I knew the director the director who
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who uh also gave me my first part in Showbiz Tim Robbins was uh the D also the director of a theater company called the actors gang and so I was tight with him so he let me kind of you know scenes
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wow I wanted to watch stuff was he now let me was he approach Shan pen back then or no he was approachable but he
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was super method so he was kind of in character as this kind of gnarly dude drug drug doing uh madman who uh partied
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hard and um and I did hang with him but I I have to admit I was I was a little scared of him uh in the way that you
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might be scared of wild animal where it's a little little unpredictable yeah one time you're you're talking and
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there's a funny story about John malovich or something and then the next minute there's some kind of crazy free
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form poetry coming out of him and then it's like wait are you gonna punch me in the face wait what's happening over
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there is there wow wow is there a [ __ ] happening up hey where am I uh do you still do you get intimidated
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still or no like sometimes I'm like I get a little nervous yeah I get anxious you get anxious I get anxious and you know when they say never meet your
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Heroes I think never meet your hero Heroes not because they're going to do something weird but I act weird around
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them I don't do well if I have an option to meet them I usually will say pass I'd rather just enjoy their work from afar
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yeah yeah yeah also you don't want them to be a dick then you it'll forever change how you feel about them no I don't know I mean I tell you
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my ti enri story right no you knew TI hre is soccer player yeah it's my favorite soccer player Jack oh really even better than p
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the way you say p maybe not dude but it's like TI HRI is a French soccer player for my favorite team what's my favorite team everybody Arsenal Arsenal FC okay Legend I was shooting the
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dictator it's Sasha's movie I had two lines have two lines but anyway uh there are no small parts thank you Jack I mean no he does a
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lot of small parts yeah two line I know honestly yeah the business he's called what he does with him though everybody loves I don't know he makes a meal I make a meal so anyway I'm in the
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elevator I can't believe I've never told the story no oh my God all right so I'm at um the Trump um Soho Hotel back you
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have a residency there right I'm yeah anyway but that's what it's called it's called the Trump they've got a Lea floor
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yeah yeah we've got a Lea floor yeah there's a library 33 for Lee okay so it's not oh so okay so first of all there's definitely not a library there go on no there was okay anyway um I go
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in the elevator the doors open yeah and you go so can I just say because he he's
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French and he played for Arsenal it's England it's like kind of running into Gandalf or Voldemort you know what I
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mean you never think you're going to [ __ ] run into them yeah right it's not like La where like oh there's Tom Cruz I mean I mean he you know or
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whatever you know what I mean you never think so when he walked in it in my mind I'm like Gandalf just W you know what I
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mean and then like also I'm like his biggest fan and I [ __ ] went I I shut down I I like like I was like right I didn't
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know what to say and then then he got off on on his floor and I wanted to say things and I couldn't it was the first time where I was [ __ ] Star Struck so
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you never got to say hello I never said anything to gu and also it's like but I was you know what I mean but it was
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better that way because if I [ __ ] said something and he was a dick yeah oh my God it would I it would have ruined it what would you have said what would you have said anyway let me be that guy
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what's his name Tar Andre T Andre T I am T Andre yeah yeah yeah pardon me I'm going to the elevator yeah yeah yeah okay so let the music play in the
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elevator I'm not going to go right away cheer hello are you talking to the volume down I the
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volume I'm trying to turn sorry to I'm trying to turn down the [ __ ] shot anyway the volume on
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the elev music this elevator has a volume no this is crazy yeah dude I'm a huge Arsenal fan and I'm a huge Arsenal fan and I'm dude
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I can't believe than can I take a photo with you I'm sorry there is no time and is
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weird to talk to people in the Vader so goodbye I [ __ ] it up it doesn't matter
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dude no matter what you do in an elevator as soon as you start talking to a stranger in an elevator you're off on
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the wrong foot cuz they feel trapped they're stuck with a they don't know who you are you could be a a dangerous
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person right right right right elevator conversations are so so that's why maybe I didn't say here's the best thing to say I don't want to be that guy
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but I let me be that guy for a minute every time they say that every time the guy walked up to me on the phone in Scotland on FaceTime I was at a hotel on
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the phone with my wife a guy's on FaceTime and he just jams his phone in front of my face because he's on with a friend of his and I and I I took
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everything inside of me not to just take his phone and throw it as far as I could cuz it was crazy rude he was just like
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shoved it in my face yeah now I think our my generation of like don't say anything I'm just going to leave him alone now people don't give a [ __ ] at all they'll shove a phone right in your fa they'll record you it's gotten it's
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crazy now no there's no rules yeah no rules there's no rules but there's also no way to win cuz if you throw the phone
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you're an [ __ ] if you if you uh take the phone and play along and talk to the stranger on the thing for the stranger
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then you're you're being a foolish person cuz now you're getting stuck in a weird situation I always end up doing it
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I was like okay yeah I'll talk to the person but if I'm like late for a thing or I'm with someone that that's a friend
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or a family I will kind of keep it short and uh just go hey man it just was weird
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it was the weirdest he like put it on my face I can't imagine you I I mean I your face must change colors yeah I don't
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like that he is the pivot how do you stick and move so that it takes the least amount of time and that way I
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think it's best to go hi impact give me that [ __ ] phone what up you [ __ ] [ __ ] love you bye give them the experience and then move write that down
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high impact I'm that's what I'm going to try that style look can I try high impact I was the opposite he put it in
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my face I go come on man and I walked away can I try can iy what are you doing can I try high impact yeah I want to
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practice I think you're a little high impact anyway right now yeah no always okay do it go for it well give me the
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put the phone on my face hey man we talk to my buddy I got that's see told you he was Asian here's the problem with what you did Andrew it's for me if I do what you
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did you're like no pass thank you but no thank you and I walk away it stays with
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me oh yeah no I disappointed that person it'll [ __ ] stick with me for days sometimes weeks I'll think why was I such an [ __ ] to that one all I had to do was [ __ ] yeah so I I will usually
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air on the side of give him something give a little something appropriate I always do but this was like drunk rude
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shove a phone in my face I was like come on but see you guys don't know what it's like being little though cuz then they could take more Advantage no what they
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do is last night I was with a young lady in her 30 she's 30 years old and why are we shooting guns just then she's
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becoming more American you know um I love Deadwood and that's why I was doing that is that what she calls your penis go ahead
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no but we have uh bluechew yeah so throw in there so anyway last night eating dinner with at Melrose Ramen every it's great Ramen play they close at 3 in the morning whoa wow really it's
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great it's on Melrose yeah Party Zone yeah so it's a good place you know after stand up you know if you're hungry go
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with the anyway after last call they know what they're doing they know exactly what they're doing thank you Jack so I'm sitting there and they a guy
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comes up from behind me and puts me in like a headlock he go I know this guy the internet or
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whatever I'm like yeah yeah and and he you know kind of does like a noogie noogie thing right [ __ ] and because I'm little they they think that they can
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do it which they can no they can't and I don't want anybody nobody ever touched my best friend ever again that's enough
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no more head loocking it's not nice or after a show if I'm in the South people will pick me up I know I've seen it hey my little [ __ ] guy right here man Hello Kitty man come here right hey you
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know and they'll pick me up like a like a a little [ __ ] statue or whatever Simba him they
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me I [ __ ] hate it dude yeah anyway you know that I get I get some of that too they don't lift me up they get a hernia but I know that feeling of familiarity and part of it is our fault
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cuz we got a similar Good Times energy yeah we send that out to the universe that's why we we have uh you know some
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of our success is because that comes through in what we do and that's uh it's a blessing and a curse Good Times energy
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yeah you don't have good times energy no you have bad times energy sometimes bad times yeah yeah yeah for sure very bad
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yeah Grim almost dark yeah yeah yeah but why can't you be more silly like Jack and I because we're good times people it's not in my nature it's not there's Yin and Yang in the universe ah you're
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Yang I'm Yin no wor more Yin you're yang no I'm Yin you're Yang what what is Yang white or black I don't know look it up
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which one's Y which one's Yang I want to know what the color is we're overpowering the dark side here I'm
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messing with the balance of power of your yin and yang right now oh yeah you are Yang is Yang is white yeah so I'm
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I'm Yang yeah we're we're more Yang we're Yang oh yeah no you guys are you guys are more uh full moon okay full
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moon when Yin when Yin is the strongest okay you ever been in Yang Chow is that on is that Chinese restaurant yeah in Chinatown it's so good here in La slippery shrimp yeah get
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the slippy shrimp slippery shrimp yeah it's not a good name cuz it's not slippery it's kind of crunchy and sweet
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is this is it spicy uh a little bit little there it is slippery shrimp I love slippery so yummy I love myself
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what's your bad boy meal what's your like I can't wait to go get naughty and overeat this I mean look cheeseburger is
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the best sandwich in the world and that is my best boy meal with some fries um you got a spot yeah what's your favorite
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Smash Burger right now you know what I'm going to come out and say I'm not into Smash Burgers they're smashed so the
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question this is the Eternal question I can't believe we still have to ask this question where's the beef it's been
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smashed out of it it's mostly Char it's mostly fried Char and the beef is in there but it's smashed I like a big fat juicy burger yes well you're a fud Ruckers guy it Clos hey hey he it it
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closed Jeff back or actually this is not the fattest Burger there is but my favorite burger it's a it's obviously the Apple Pan my favorite oh I've been
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to Apple Pan Apple Pan's great I used to live next door to there it's on Pico right is it Pico West wooden P yeah yeah
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yeah been there done that I agree but may I have argument please you got to rebuttal I got to do the rebuttal okay
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talking we talking fries well done Jack of course and you get a slice of pie alamode afterwards I do I'm feeling nasty I do
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every time dude you know what the real weird thing is if you go uh Hickory cheeseburger and the tuna sandwich but
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you split that in half with a friend oh my God sensible this is know and then I like to take them extra well done fries and get a little bit of scoop of tuna and
00:27:48
ketchup oh I didn't even know that they had that have you ever thought about doing a jack blacks restaurant I should
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do a restaurant I did think about it for minute um at the peak of like Kung Fu Panda and Nacho Libre I was like I could do a Fusion Restaurant Kung Fu nachos
00:28:07
nacho Panda then I thought about it I was like wait do I really want those flavors together the sweet and sour Taco I yeah dude maybe nacho Panda I mean [ __ ] uh
00:28:20
Danny tro does it okay what is that is that Danny TR it's my Danny TR impression e fool you know but it's on
00:28:27
brand for Danny he Mexican so he can pull off a Mexican restaurant and do it well but he also
00:28:32
has a Chinese restaurant though too to be fair no he does not I'm very gullible does no he doesn't can I do my [ __ ]
00:28:38
counterargument god n we're over it no no no do it yeah thank you so much Jack all right so I'll tell you why Smash
00:28:44
Burgers number one okay yeah you want a thick [ __ ] piece of meat in there right what happens it bleeds into the
00:28:50
[ __ ] bun and now you got this bloody bun right that you have to [ __ ] chew it's like it's soak it's soaky it's
00:28:57
muddy interesting all right but a Smashburger doesn't have a lot of juices that come out right right it's also more
00:29:03
compact it's better to hold it's like you yeah yeah where's your favorite where's your favorite well let me tell you something right now Jack I'm glad you asked okay right now I go to hio
00:29:14
HiHo have you heard of it it sounds like maybe there's some fusion in there is there some Korean uh flavors on there no
00:29:20
no no okay no yeah yeah yeah why did they call High how that was that was the guy's name oh okay oh no it is because
00:29:26
I'll tell you why cuz it's the owner of Sugarfish yeah maybe his name's just hoe and you say hi ho hi ho oh maybe maybe
00:29:33
so that so I go there and then he's the owner of sugar fish yeah yeah samey there's got to be some fusion in their
00:29:39
Japanese Burger yeah yeah maybe those are fish fries yeah the mom's definitely in it and let me say something else okay
00:29:45
then I also go to heavy heavy-handed now you go to heavy-handed dude I'm going straight to High ho you got to go there
00:29:52
dude it's pretty good I like all that lettuce and stuff in there yeah ooh it's so good dude and
00:29:58
so you know next time when you eat this then we'll have the discussion you know what I mean but I think that without you
00:30:04
eating this Jack you don't even know you're yes please he knows what he's talking about and also Andrew can I say this last thing about High ho I want to I'm not there I don't I have nothing to do with the [ __ ] compan maybe it's a
00:30:15
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves reference though hi ho hi ho it's go yeah yeah yeah so anyway go there and also can I say something this is the first
00:30:28
yeah where the photo looks like the thing ah yeah can I say another thing though when I do go I'll probably walk there and back to walk off all the extra
00:30:40
calories how many steps to walk off a high ho a lot a lot a lot how many calories in a higho burger I actually
00:30:46
want to least 12,000 steps really I never look at calories it's you know I know we know you don't that's it's a big issue yeah yeah I will say this though yeah oh that's only some of the best
00:30:59
burgers I've ever had at me Mexican restaurants amborgesa amborgesa they got the flavor the a lot of lot of Mexican Cooks yeah they they put the seasonings
00:31:11
in there that taste extra good there's a place called yucka little taco stand but guess what got a great cheeseburger in there no at yucka yeah
00:31:23
my favorite burger in La is is only because it's uh uh nostalgic for me but there's a place on the west side where um uh Venice meets the water called um
00:31:38
hanano do you know about hanano you uh oh I didn't know if you said that earlier or if he said that but hanano um is uh an old Cafe right on the
00:31:49
water almost and Jim Morrison used to play there used to live around the corner it's got wood chips all over the floor still one of those old school bars
00:31:55
oh my God you don't like the doors big deal what Jim Morrison used to play there
00:32:00
yeah so Morrison used to live around the corner from there in Venice and I guess he would walk there I look to see if you get the inside of that place it's
00:32:06
awesome it's still got wood chips on the ground like the old bars used to yeah but when you go to a hot dog C you see a photo of Barack Obama eating the hot dog
00:32:12
it doesn't do anything for me that's all let's just move on that's not I would think it's probably a good hot dog
00:32:17
probably probably probably he's not going to mess around with a substandard hot dog and then go to if wait wait stay on that photo stay on that photo real
00:32:23
quick all right diversity already I like the the Hamburger because look at that guy look at that guy he loves it he
00:32:29
loves it yeah yeah so on the other side of the bar is where the bands still play they still have music there at night see there where the pool table is go to that
00:32:35
fourth fifth picture down or whatever you can see there's a pool table so bands play in that corner there and uh
00:32:40
it's like an old surf uh but the best part is the reason I like this is it's always been a cheap affordable Burger we
00:32:47
used to live on the west side and there is no kitchen they cook the burger right next to the Taps so there's a flat top
00:32:54
grill next to the Taps so that's where you get your burger from right there there it is right when you walk inow
00:32:59
he's slinging him right out front it's the best and this is back when it was before Jim Morrison was in the doors he
00:33:05
would go in there and just like do open mic night he no no he would no no there was nights when he was with the doors he
00:33:11
would go play The Doors played that hamburger no Jim would play by himself there would go play you can go ask him too they'll talk about it look there's
00:33:17
an there's an original picture of hanano from back how does he play by himself he just sings he would just sing and play guitar yeah oh that's what they said he
00:33:24
would he would shot he would show up there and just sing now whether that's local l i don't local they don't have
00:33:29
any evidence they don't have photographic evidence no there's pictures of Jim at the bar but I mean I don't know if that's true but I like it
00:33:35
yeah even if it's not I don't give a [ __ ] I like if he hung out there even I was like that's kind of [ __ ] rad and he was already a rock star you're saying
00:33:42
he would also do that famous yeah he didn't need to perform for free cheeseburgers I'm sure he was to we're
00:33:48
being honest I'm sure he was probably [ __ ] up out of his mind yeah was going there just to like rail one out and play
00:33:54
and then ironically enough or coincidentally when I moov from the West Side to West Hollywood I lived next door
00:34:01
to Jim Morrison's last known residence on Norton Norton Avenue in West Hollywood I I like the
00:34:07
doors that's I did this just I really find out if you like the doors there's lots of people that don't like the
00:34:14
doors I don't know what it is but they do rub people the wrong way I'm on the camp that the doors
00:34:20
rule love the doors F also Phil manazer is that the the piano the yep close enough close a manzer yeah Phil manzer okay yeah yeah yeah yeah I Ray manzer
00:34:32
Ray it was the Phil that was Rayman zerak right CU he did the baselines as well on the keyboards right yeah you were thinking of like Phil Collins combo who are you thinking of I don't know I
00:34:43
got nervous bill manzer yeah yeah yeah he does there's no bass player he's he gets the bass on his keyboards amazing
00:34:49
so cool so [ __ ] cool and the thing about the doors too uh Jim Morrison had the best voice best screaming like he could sing uh uh better than anyone of
00:35:00
his generation I would say you Pro you probably are one of the best scream singers too you're very good thank you know that know Jim Morrison but I I can
00:35:06
get up there when did you when did you when did you kind of discover this love of music and Performing that you had
00:35:13
like beyond the acting stuff the music thing was that your first love uh I loved uh getting up on a stage
00:35:22
and and uh getting attention and ham haming cheese and doing theatrics when I was a little kid loved putting on a show
00:35:29
uh from as far back as I can remember um it music I liked it like listening to it
00:35:35
but I didn't really get into singing until later till like high school when I when I got into the the musical theater cuz those were the the the good opportunities to get up on stage and I
00:35:46
was singing uh uh in a a little show called Pippen I hear about pipp 1970s Musical and uh I remember auditioning to get into Pippen and singing and I had to
00:35:59
really like scrape the pan is what they call it when you get up to the top of your voice and you kind of gota yeah get
00:36:06
get up there and like there's a little bit of distortion in your vocal pipes MH and I remember there was a girl who was
00:36:12
auditioning uh right after me and she the way she looked at me when I scraped the pan no one had ever looked at me
00:36:18
like that before and I was like I think I like this music oh she looked at you in a ooaa it was a different yes there
00:36:25
was a I love OAA don't you love a laa everybody likes a laa dude that's my one of my favorite
00:36:31
Vibes dude you you're Mr AAA yeah yeah I mean that wasn't the only reason I do love music and I love doing it but there
00:36:37
was something about that realiz Chang things you had the thing that I had maybe I had a little something maybe I
00:36:43
had something I could work with it's surprising you never did standup yeah no standup for me probably better than it
00:36:49
what he's better than it I know he's better than it but I'm just saying it's a low it's a low R it's a low bar it's a low it's a low it's hanging fruit it's
00:36:56
low rent art you know what it is it's writing and I do like to improvise I've I've done a lot of improv classes and
00:37:03
and and some improv in some of the the uh sketches I've done but the best improvisers are like really
00:37:11
good writers and those standup comedians you got to be a real writer and I don't really think of myself that
00:37:16
way I I do I do too I think you I mean I mean you never thought about trying it I
00:37:23
have thought about it cuz I've been around it a lot when me and Kyle were doing Tenacious D we would go play these clubs and all these brilliant stand-ups
00:37:29
would go up there but it takes a kind of courage and I always liked having that security blanket of being a part of a team and if it went sideways I could always say it was his fault and having
00:37:41
the guitars and the music was also uh uh it was a it was our thing that set us apart from the
00:37:48
other comedy acts but Al also maybe secretly a little bit of a crutch it's like we got the music here it I don't
00:37:54
know we all have a crutch though we all have our crutches I do the same things over like sometimes you're the things
00:38:01
that you think these are like little devices that I've created to save a set when I was I was I just did a show with bird at um not Savannah Georgia I forgot where we were I don't remember I know
00:38:12
cuz you weren't there you were in the South well we called in the South you called me right and so J big big J yeah I told you I bombed right yeah so big J
00:38:19
oakerson and it's about 10,000 people in the audience yeah big J orgon has the set of the night destruction and also in the South and
00:38:30
that's his people what does that even mean he's from Baltimore or something he speaks their language yeah yeah yeah
00:38:37
yeah he's like a kind of like a filthy white can I say filthy white you know what I mean he's not clean white he's
00:38:43
not D alany yeah he's a filthy white he's a filthy white right and I don't think he'd be offended if I said that right I'm a filthy yellow he's a great
00:38:49
white yeah yeah yeah he's a great white killing it and I I'm literally I turn to Leanne Bert's wife yeah and I go I'm
00:38:56
going I'm going to struggle and she goes no you're fine sweet they love you it's all about love
00:39:02
these audiences I go I'm going I'm going to struggle and I hear my name come and I go up there and dude I
00:39:12
struggle oh [ __ ] and then I started doing I go you know I go you know I have a bag of tricks bag of tricks right so
00:39:18
this this is one of my I don't want to reveal it but I'm going to do it do it one of my bag of tricks is I'll do three
00:39:24
minutes and then if somebody sit down like when they went to the bathroom I'll go [ __ ] where were you and they're like I went to the bathroom I go I got to start over so I'll leave the stage I'll
00:39:36
run out and then restart my set doing the same jokes and that usually kills it did worse than the original true joke they were like we see through it that's
00:39:48
almost if they said that we see through your little Antics your little tricks right I did it all what could you have
00:39:55
done nothing yeah I bombed what do you do when you're in a situation when you guys aren't
00:40:01
being well received ah no they're always well received no there have been a couple times but uh especially if you're
00:40:08
going and playing festivals where there's a 100,000 people there that really came to see you know Metallica or
00:40:13
whoever you got to win some people over and uh what I do is I the Mantra is don't forget to pretend to have a good time because if you just stay in that
00:40:28
just keep on like pretending like you're loving it and enjoying it eventually you will start to and then then they they'll
00:40:34
uh that's the hope and the dream and then they they'll pick up on that energy and they'll start to enjoy it too
00:40:39
because if you're suffering and and you're what did you say struggling struggling yeah uh it's like yeah
00:40:46
there's blood in the water there's blood in the water they can sense it they're like an animal they can see your fear
00:40:51
yeah I tell people when they're doing The Tonight Show I go some cuz I saw I'm not going to name the name
00:40:57
can I just whisper it yeah do that back in the day I think before I did stand up I I saw
00:41:04
um who we love yeah's our do The Tonight Show and he didn't do well even as a non-stand up at the time I went oh [ __ ] this guy's a legend he's not doing well live TV is so hard right so what I'm
00:41:16
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00:44:06
know that at clubs if you're bombing you know what I mean just kind of it's the same thing watch yeah I I shouldn't even
00:44:12
said any of that right because it's just you already said it and I now I feel like a fo now I look like a fool you do
00:44:17
not I was just I wasn't listening at all cuz I was thinking the next thing I was going to see see it because the truth is
00:44:24
no matter what like your your approach is if you have aex technique of what to do uh mantras don't really work because
00:44:31
you go okay don't forget the thing to always do the thing the thing is always going to be different every show it's
00:44:36
not the same but what I've noticed is like we'll have a great show and then we'll have a bad show and after the bad
00:44:43
show I usually have a good one the next one because I'll usually be like you know what I was trying too hard always
00:44:50
it's my number one problem is trying too hard and I go this next time I'm not going to try too hard I'm going to kind
00:44:57
of act this sounds horrible I'm kind of phone it in a little bit Yeah if you phone it you throw it away you don't
00:45:03
care as much that's when the Magic The Magic happens let me I have another couple of
00:45:09
questions for you yeah all right it's about acting yeah real quick real quick okay um when how do you do it no no no
00:45:18
when you're in a scene and you're in the background not that like you're not in the background but there's a wide shot right and you're supposed to have a
00:45:23
conversation with somebody do you do what I do I I'm sure there's a technique but you say watermelon a thousand times
00:45:29
is that something that you do or do you just kind of impr I always go water water what do you say cheese and
00:45:35
potatoes that's the cheese po cheese and potatoes I mean it is it is some of the
00:45:40
hardest [ __ ] when you're not supposed to be uh pulling Focus but you don't want to be a a a strange creature that's not
00:45:48
human back there so yeah how do you how do you act in the background yeah yeah there should be a class on it right what do I do with my hand and then let me ask you another question when you're Tongue
00:45:59
Tied you know what I mean you have a big thing chunky thing you have to say yeah and you're Tongue Tied does this work
00:46:05
cuz this works for me yeah red leather yellow leather yeaha red leather yellow well that's one of the many things you
00:46:11
can there I have a bunch of them I know how to do it a big black bug bit a big brown bear geese cackle cattle low crows
00:46:19
[ __ ] cock's Crow eight great geese in a green field grazing I I can go on for hours keep doing it I want six thick thistle sticks Lucy likes light
00:46:31
literature Amos Ames the amiable aeronaut aided in an aerial Enterprise at the age of 88 some shun sunshine do you shun Sunshine fine white wine
00:46:42
vinegar with ve did you memorize that or are you just improvising that I memorized it way back in my 20s theater
00:46:51
student whoa do you know how to do any of those no I'm not a good actor yeah yeah let me try let me to improvise some
00:46:57
maybe can I challenge myself some shun sunshine do you shun Sunshine that's good Ricardo Valenzuela is off the hockey stick no no that's not Ricardo
00:47:11
valel yeah yeah la wait La Valencia Hotel is Incognito with John Smith this is coming through you yeah it's coming through like like channeling it right yeah Montgomery wers within
00:47:24
each other's hemisphere creating Lots of dozens of laughs oh man yeah what do you
00:47:30
think you're just letting it spill now I can tell that's just coming off the top of your Des dude I'm like channeling it dude I don't need to memorize because
00:47:36
mtom reward hasn't been around in like 30 years department stores that are out of commission that's amazing is that
00:47:42
what it is Montgomery W I never even heard of it before I just Chanel it used to be a department store I Chanel it dude that's amazing never that's
00:47:49
something from San Diego Youth there popping up what do you mean Bud that was the mall at the mall monom War yeah yeah that was an
00:47:56
actual place huh mm pretty Co dude the channeling was incredible thank you so much Chanel Channel baby channel baby
00:48:02
let it rip let it rip all Channel bugle beat Beach wear doesn't create nothing but eye Source whoa what do you think Chanel again Chan
00:48:14
more Chanel Al Montgomery and the skyline creating algorithms within each other's foot montgomry came out again though as soon as there's a repeater I think it kills the I [ __ ] it I [ __ ] it
00:48:26
you're right you're right [ __ ] yeah yeah I can't channnel anymore it's dead all right let
00:48:31
me channel my father never loved me is that that's the same thing it's not the same thing keep going keep going more channeling okay why didn't he love
00:48:43
me why why did you never come to any of my baseball games I just wanted to see your face good that was good wow I don't
00:48:55
think you should do that on set though yeah yeah yeah that'd be weird someone's like man you can't get your lines right I'm like one second yeah Daddy wait is
00:49:02
this an acting exercise this helps you be a better actor if you Channel good right before you go out to act that's
00:49:08
right guy that's right guy it's kind of cool it's like uh you're flushing out the uh the clogs in your in your
00:49:14
emotions you got to shake out all the [ __ ] can I try yeah go ahead all right [ __ ] a Shaka licka dingdong why do
00:49:23
I live in a world of Dreams the space is infinite if you go to the end you'll see
00:49:29
the devil no you won't he doesn't exist that's what he wants you to think [ __ ] wow dude you know a channel too it just got very very good dude I don't
00:49:42
know what just happened wa did I say words yeah that was incredible it definitely didn't end with [ __ ] I'll
00:49:48
tell you that that was [ __ ] incredible wow do you do you ever I I feel like you don't
00:49:54
what are you doing I was look I was trying to see my channel yeah can you Channel yeah yeah are you
00:50:01
channeling yeah yeah machine tire wind dropping turbulence waves crashing penis pain there it is dude so good I'm talking about dude you got it out of your system
00:50:16
that's so good Carlos you want to give a try go come on baby come on baby Chanel sh dingdong algorithm wait stop stop stop time out time out
00:50:30
wait wait is there a wrong way to channel you think that was I said algorithm already yeah right oh he's not
00:50:36
allowed to channel anything you sh I felt like shamalama dingdong I kind of covered that too yeah you covered that too so can you do your own channeling or are you a channel hack I think we just
00:50:47
learned he a channel hack dud chel dude you're not real dude that's really you have the ability dude I Didn't Know Jack
00:50:52
did shamalama dingdong it's also it wasn't shamalama dingdong there was was a ding and a dong but I I think the
00:50:58
shamal Lama was all you I don't think this is fair for us to be telling him he can't channel the way if part of his
00:51:04
channeling is stealing our channels and that's a channel I know but it just doesn't feel creative to me it feels
00:51:10
like a channel Thief yeah you're a channel but to be let's be fair the channeling is for you to do a loan in
00:51:16
your trailer right before Martin scorey calls you to the set wow this is something that Leo Decap will do before his Oscar winning performance yeah in
00:51:28
vagan Once Upon a Time Hollywood Che yo yeah yeah I love that movie so you know what you're right I you know I I made fun of you just now I know you're not a
00:51:41
channel you're basic guy no just let's just be real you're a basic guy with basic I'm being nice be nice you basic
00:51:48
you know what I mean you like pumpkin Spies Like the white girls you know what I mean you have your routine during the day you know what it is he's got more
00:51:53
balance in his life again how many days sober now what are we talking we're at like we're at like 9 months
00:52:01
around there wait no more like six the Clapping that's that's how I know he's not but there there's something arai oh no it's because I'm
00:52:14
not going to meetings I'm not keeping track ah H well you go from 9 months to 6 months that's a three-month Gap there
00:52:20
it's a big gap well summer I was trying to remember what month it was right now and because you usually I'm just I'm
00:52:25
sorry I'm not I don't be an argument and and congratulations by the way but my point being is is that because I count
00:52:31
days you know exactly what days you know how many days it's been yeah yeah when you're going nine months I mean six months it's a little weird it's cuz I'm
00:52:36
not happy about it I'm not like thrilled about being sober right now right like I'm not counting well then go to a
00:52:42
[ __ ] meeting that is definitely the solution is to go to a meeting I we to get into
00:52:48
that right now okay let's move on then anyway you look great though congratulations get Carlos run so
00:52:54
[ __ ] wonderful hey you're alive that's all that matters right guys thank you that is true so can we talk about
00:53:00
Borderlands or no yeah let's talk about oh yes the reason I'm here yes yeah just kidding I've always wanted
00:53:08
to be on your show what the movie that you guys did wa okay we have a con a three-way connection right you did the film together correct my one of my closest friends is a producer on the
00:53:20
movie so this when he told me he was she told me he was going to get the role or
00:53:26
they were going to whatever you know and I auditioned I auditioned and it was a cool I was like I knew before he knew it
00:53:33
was kind of a sweet little nugget of life and I was like oh this is amazing and then it's opened his world to all
00:53:39
these great people and it's just been a I saw the trailer looks [ __ ] amazing I saw it before they put it out which I thought was really cool but it looks rad what's a bummer about it though is
00:53:50
because I you know when when I found out you're in it yeah but then I realized you're not going to be there y so you
00:53:56
were out in Bulgaria going where the [ __ ] is Jack Black yeah yeah yeah and then I realized oh he's clap TR he's the
00:54:01
this is [ __ ] but we can still kind of work together yeah we did one table read yep
00:54:07
I remember that day you zoom zoom table Zoom yeah but you crushed it and can I tell did I tell you what happened when
00:54:13
we at that table can I tell you what happened yeah all right so Jack let's I want to be vulnerable and and I want to
00:54:19
be you know because I know sometimes people think I'm cool and then I got my [ __ ] together like oh yeah he's he's got
00:54:25
all you know what there you are though that's incredible look zoom in there he is you had the smallest picture but
00:54:31
thanks for putting dude made the poster I made the poster that's [ __ ] H it's amazing [ __ ] amazing so here's so
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who's the guy in the middle who who's that guy in the med dead center Kevin Hart Kevin Hart that's Kevin Hart that's
00:54:44
right with the Beret like you've never seen him before wow Special Forces Beret Edgar Ramirez there a lot of so anyway I get the movie and Jack I'll be honest with you I've never been in a movie with
00:54:56
that kind of this kind of cast before caliber of stars yeah it's just stacked right yeah and I I let me be vulnerable
00:55:04
yeah I'm nervous as [ __ ] let's be honest yeah yeah I don't know if you're remembering me that oh real nervous yeah you thought you might lose the job over
00:55:10
the zoom performance ex exactly exactly not a chance so this is what happens okay yeah Chance by the way yeah
00:55:17
yeah so what happens is Eli's like assistant or something calls me and goes hey dude there's not going to be a lot of people at the table read at the zoom I go okay he goes I'm I'm going to text
00:55:27
you a list of characters that you're going to be playing as well as the character that you're doing so I go okay
00:55:34
and there it's like 20 names right so now I'm panicking like h i could get fired so from so many different angles now right so I for days
00:55:46
bro highlight even the you know I mean the sergeant or whatever right and I'm trying to memorize everything and like
00:55:51
their point of view or whatever whatever right different sounding voices different sounding voices right I I go I have to kill here yeah this is my shot
00:56:00
right so when we get on Zoom like I'm there five minutes earlier and I'm looking at all the boxes there's so many boxes right and in my mind I was like I
00:56:10
don't know if I'm playing 20 Parts I you know what I mean it it seems like there's right and I'm glad I did this
00:56:17
two minutes before we're about to start I text the guy again I go are you sure about these 20 names it goes oh no I forgot to tell you you only doing two oh my God so if I hadn't called I would
00:56:30
have been interrupting somebody yeah you know I mean you would have been interrupting 18 people I know thank God I mean would
00:56:39
that would have been bad oh yeah I think that would have been B I tell you what was bad though is that they made you rehearse 20 different roles and really
00:56:45
it was only two that you had to cuz you put in some hours it sounds like and some stress lost a little sleep they owe
00:56:52
me money is what you're saying okay yeah you talking about here dude get a lawyer or no yeah it was stressful but
00:57:00
you know it's fine I'll tell you what uh when I found out you were in it I was like that's rad and they're lucky we are
00:57:07
lucky to have you on that movie cuz you're [ __ ] hilarious oh God bless you you can relax about the worrying
00:57:13
about getting canned they they're thinking they're lucky stars cuz you're killing it yeah yeah it was also just a
00:57:19
very positive experience I'll tell you that right now you know what has currency that people don't really realize if you like kill it in like a a
00:57:27
social media post that has just as much if not more like power in the industry than like having a zippy cameo in a major motion picture if you [ __ ] crush it like you do on the regular on
00:57:42
social media on like podcasts or on like interviews and other people's [ __ ] that
00:57:47
stuff uh that stuff counts a lot yeah but Jack here I'm I'm I'm glad lot of eyeballs a lot of clicks Jack I
00:57:54
appreciate that but um and I'll tell you the difference between me and Andrew yeah and the other podcasters right the
00:58:01
other podcasters they understand that but him and I for some reason and I know I know you're like this some of our
00:58:07
dreams are still tied up with television and movies yeah because we're a little older you know mean we're just we were
00:58:12
same right so it's like I think we gota I I I I want to talk talk about your I talk about me I have to sort of kind of you know I mean kind of unlearn that you
00:58:23
know I mean and find that this is the dream yeah but but I do we like the other stuff no we love the other stuff but I'm just saying but you are right I
00:58:30
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matter what stage you're in shopify.com badri no but I'm saying I love it I'm saying that it it's uh it's actually also working in the industry when a casting agency is a thing that really
00:59:55
makes them laugh hard doesn't matter what the venue is if they see you killing it in a in a
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post uh people get cast off of that just as much as anything else nowadays I know
01:00:07
but you did it the traditional way right you I mean you you got a manager agent you took acting classes you you know I
01:00:13
mean you audition probably commercial I mean you kind of moved your way out probably I don't know right and there was like a clear pathway of a way to do
01:00:20
it and I think you and I were the same way right or no well yeah for a little bit and then the industry kind of changed yeah it changed wait do you guys
01:00:26
have a head shot that on the back has four different activities yeah see we're old school
01:00:32
life soccer the kids today they don't have those head shot with the things of the yeah the skateboarding yeah yeah Ken
01:00:40
Ken Ali not KCK languages for I I don't know any other language but English but I would put like five things on there I had eating cereal was one of the
01:00:46
pictures I can eat cereal commercial yeah yeah it's crazy when we used to have to bring in those [ __ ] head
01:00:52
shots was so it so it was so demeaning and you they like throw it in a pile and you were like that cost me
01:00:58
$4 yeah yeah yeah they throw it away you know you'd get stacks of them in your [ __ ] car I was around when your agent
01:01:05
would call you and go are you have an audition tomorrow okay cool all right come pick up the sides and so I would go
01:01:12
to an Alleyway you know what I mean and they would have like a filing thing yeah and I would have to look up Al Lee and
01:01:19
pull out my like I'd have to drive there you know what I mean and there would be like sometimes a line of other actors
01:01:25
there once I learned that they were acronyms for agencies I would make up fake acronyms of an agency I would just
01:01:31
I'd type in three letters it'd be like CB CBF or whatever CBF creative agency or whatever they would never check why
01:01:38
would they ever [ __ ] even check it was just like the guy who was my manager was out of his studio apartment next to
01:01:45
the magic castle that's a hack yeah that works it I mean it did it got me enough around
01:01:51
where I got to sneak into [ __ ] but that's what youed have I have to staple your head shot to your uh resume May or
01:01:56
whatever yeah yeah another thing people would go is like [ __ ] hated that hey are you are you in saag I'm my points
01:02:02
I'm building up the points or whatever right that was the whole thing if you were in Sag or not you know what I mean there a catch 22 you couldn't get a job
01:02:09
unless you were in Sag but you can't get sag unless you get a job right and then there's this mysterious thing called
01:02:15
Taft heartly I don't know what the [ __ ] that is even saying it right yeah Taft yeah Taft well they merged after Afra
01:02:21
and sag merged but Taft tley was how you got into the back door I said it right right yeah okay good yeah you did yeah yeah thank you so much inside baseball talk but the truth is if they if the
01:02:31
director really wants you they'll find a way to get you into sag to do the movie Just costs a little more money it's a
01:02:37
little more hassle but that happened Mark Pellington the guy that directed uh this the first thing I ever did when the
01:02:43
studio I worked at as a PA I got this role to deliver Luke Wilson a pizza and then they overshot and the PA I did 13 hours in a trailer just like sitting waiting sitting waiting like excited
01:02:55
excited the PA came and was like cutting your scene good night and I was like oh
01:03:01
my God [ __ ] killed me dude yeah and then Mark pelingon was smoking a cigarette uh
01:03:09
by the way that that director Mark pelingon famously directed if I'm not wrong Jeremy Pearl Jams Jeremy I think
01:03:15
that was great song I think that's what he did look that up but he was smoking a cigarette or something or hanging out by
01:03:20
the trailers and he was like oh I heard they [ __ ] cut your [ __ ] I was like yeah and then I wanted to be like didn't
01:03:26
you cut my [ __ ] yeah they and then uh he was like we'll get you back dude we'll get lie no he was true they brought me brought me back as a hospital
01:03:38
orderly uh and they gave me a line I was like sir you can't be out of your room wait that's you no that's man word
01:03:44
Jeremy yeah that's Jeremy no but he was cool man that was a [ __ ] really rad thing but that's that was one you need
01:03:49
those little tiny moments sometimes to like give you a little bit more hope cuz after that I thought [ __ ] [ __ ] man I was
01:03:57
so excited to have one line to maybe get in the union to be able to get another job and it's a huge thing that dude did
01:04:03
a favor you know I got it you know talking about that and about Borderlands uh sorry to bring it back but it made me think of a story about how I met Uh
01:04:14
Kevin Hart years before we did Jumanji together and it was just sort of a general general meeting he was kind of new and upand coming and he was going around uh we were at the same agency and
01:04:26
he was going around meeting all the the different people at the agency to just talk about maybe developing something
01:04:32
and uh we had a good like meeting just hitting it off talking about things that we liked and uh then years later I got
01:04:40
that call to do Jumanji and it was Kevin I know it was Kevin that got me in into
01:04:46
that room because even though I had a lot of success before Jumanji I in a little bit of a dip and I was like God I
01:04:52
got to get another gig and I remember thinking that that uh Kevin Hart he's a standup guy he's a great guy he said we were gonna work together and he went out of his way I believe and made it happen
01:05:04
which is cool you even think you've been in dips yeah that's the thing it's a no
01:05:10
matter how how good it goes this industry is a is a [ __ ] Leviathan and you never know when it's going to end and you see it all the time people get get ejected off the roller coaster and
01:05:23
it's such a fun job and it's such a fun life M the name of the game is staying in it and uh you can feel it and as soon cuz like if you're in in like a wave of
01:05:33
like I'm getting lots of gigs this is going [ __ ] great it's Gang Busters and you can almost go like [ __ ]
01:05:39
I can't wait for a break when is the Google Calender going to be empty so I can just chill but then as soon as it
01:05:45
gets empty and you don't have anything on the horizon there's a panic oh yeah ice cold water in the vanin it's like oh
01:05:51
[ __ ] I got to get something and yeah you get those moments I think every but has has the well I'm glad to hear that we're
01:05:57
glad to hear that you get them yeah yeah cuz I get them all that's how we feel all the time yeah yeah yeah where I'm like oh my God I'm dead yeah you mean I
01:06:03
guess I guess it's the Ken Jong Randall Park show now all right I guess the Ronnie Chang you know mean you
01:06:10
never I'm out I'm out you know yeah yeah yeah you're out yeah no I'm no you're right also can I say this I'm
01:06:18
fine I'm grateful I'm so grateful you should be yeah I'm so happy and life mind yeah yeah yeah so Borderlands comes
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out August what August 9th borderland's gonna come out August 9th uh you must go
01:06:30
see this movie yeah uh if if you're if you're in a theater and you do see the trailer pop up but it look really good
01:06:36
you're in one you're in two scenes they cut you're in two scenes we we've got a scene together where I'm clap trapped
01:06:43
the robot and in the bar and you're in the bar oh that's right I remember now I turned around now I was all pre-recorded
01:06:49
so maybe you heard my voice in the when you were shooting it or maybe you didn't ibe someone
01:06:56
I did hear it but you were in Bulgaria kicking is it was it Bulgaria it wasn't but I love when you say it I don't even
01:07:02
know Budapest Budapest Budapest yeah yeah yeah yeah but I also want to talk about how I just something about Eli
01:07:09
Roth you worked with him with the clock yeah right and you work with Kate before too on that right um but I just what uh
01:07:17
I mean I you know I've done some things and I just love that guy as a director cuz he does he makes you feel
01:07:23
comfortable man really fun really fun to work with yeah yeah and uh also good stories yeah he's got good stories yeah yeah yeah and I'll say this one other thing about the movie it's got Vibes
01:07:35
that are kind of like did you ever see um Total Recall with Schwarzenegger love it's got that kind of Vibes where it's a it's another planet and it's and it's kind of like a Rough and Ready it's like
01:07:48
a a hard neighborhood uh world and it's kind of like a desert and it's wash buckling and it's death defying and kickass a lot of
01:07:59
good explosions so you saw the movie oh yeah don't be jealous it's not just because I got a sneaker peek uh I yeah I I'm sorry yeah he's uh famous I know I
01:08:10
know but he saw the movie no dude but no I saw it but it still had the numbers on
01:08:15
the bottom and and the thing and the The Watermark so I'd be in trouble you from beginning to end I would have forwarded
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it to you but I couldn't it had the watermark yeah yeah know he recorded it he's been selling it oh right right
01:08:28
right right he's been bootle right I'm glad you said that because I was I don't know what the movie is going to be like it's going to be great we're all going
01:08:33
to go together you're going to come we're going to have a family outing I think it's going to be amazing it's got that kind of Road Warrior like
01:08:40
post-apocalyptic I'm really kind of excited about that do you have anything else you want to plug that like coming up um I did a a a little movie called
01:08:49
mcraft but that's not going to be tell next year uh they did it based on the video game I only do video video games
01:08:56
dude I tell you yeah I just basically do whatever my my sons tell me now what is
01:09:02
Minecraft how is that going to be a movie exactly oh that's we have to figure it out well it's like not obvious
01:09:09
it's like that can't be a movie Can it can it yes it can it can wow what's that going to be like yeah that's harder to
01:09:16
describe I'm not even going to try oh really but it's a combo of liveaction it's me it's not a cartoon yeah and uh
01:09:23
and animated like like comp Compu animated like the world of Minecraft like you see it when you play it wow so
01:09:30
there's there's hum it's like what's a another movie like that Roger Rabbit Tron yeah closer to Tron yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh and it's uh it's pretty rad
01:09:40
and it's pretty funny I bet my old pal uh Jared hes who directed Nacho Libre is at the helm oh wow and uh Napoleon Dynamite too right Napoleon Dynamite if
01:09:52
you need them and uh Jason Mamoa it's me and him and and some great kids uh and uh yeah look for that next year probably around April 1st dish wow
01:10:04
dude awesome that's [ __ ] awesome Danielle Brooks amazing and The Color Purple recently she kicks ass as well also great singer that Danielle Brooks She's
01:10:15
in this too yeah Jesus and there might be a tiny little bit of music but I don't I don't know what I'm allowed to
01:10:20
say it's one of those where they don't want you to talk too much you wrote some of the soundtrack I mean they're might be so I'm saying there might be so I'm
01:10:27
not going to get in trouble for okay we'll wait and see Minecraft but have you I've never played the game because I
01:10:34
do love see I am building rocks and [ __ ] and playing [ __ ] Minecraft that might not be a song it's G to be but I don't know I I
01:10:46
don't know should I play it Minecraft yeah yeah if you I like building worlds I like building but it's like so blocky
01:10:52
I I don't even know how it works dude it's really fun but it is like learning a language you got to spend some time
01:10:59
learning the world I did it because my boys were were deep into Minecraft for a long time and I wanted just to speak of their language so I learned how to do it and then I got into it it's like
01:11:11
architectural wow you will be building buildings and digging tunnels and making making progress but do you do you raid other is there like combat in it or what uh there is fighting at nighttime if you
01:11:24
get caught outside out outside of a shelter you will have to scrape and scrap to survive and there will be
01:11:29
zombies there will be exploding thingies I can't remember what they're called creepers creepers this is true that
01:11:35
fighting should only be at night by the way that makes the most sense yeah daytime is for chilling out night time
01:11:40
is for fight what do you mean why don't fight there shouldn't be daytime battles in these games it should be only at night it's it's cooler it's sexier it's
01:11:48
darker I guess you're right yeah night fight dude night fight remember Silent Hill yes you guys all remember or no yeah the video Silent Hill it first came out oh it was so [ __ ] scary because
01:12:03
it was you know the first game where it was dark like foggy and there was just creatures that would come run out at you
01:12:08
and it was scary and jumpy and you would have like a I forgot what you had but you had an apparatus but um but there
01:12:14
was an elementary school there and you were not supposed to go over there remember I know I know my parole over
01:12:21
say that no but um no but the um there's little kids like demons and stuff I found that to be so [ __ ] scary you know what I mean there he is anyway looks kind of like uh Michael
01:12:33
Sarah yeah yeah a little bit like he could play he could play in the movie Silent Hill yeah so Jack I want to say
01:12:39
um number one uh what a pleasure to have you on I um truly it was because we didn't know how it was going to go me neither I was scared no but it was probably the best time I've had ah
01:12:55
I mean it was MCG everything's everything's different but this was like it felt like you were
01:13:02
already a part of the ecosystem of podcasting it felt like you know having Shane Gillis or somebody on right it
01:13:08
just felt natural and you know how to add information and you you're silly and it was just a blast and if you ever need to plug anything you could you're always welcome back hey how about this if it
01:13:20
ever comes a time when all three of us have empty Google Calendars yeah we get together and we [ __ ] come up with some [ __ ] I like this a lot you know what I mean that's what happens this I
01:13:32
you circle the wagons I'm going to circle it too we'll circle the wagons over a cheeseburger which would be really nice that'd be really nice it'd
01:13:38
be fun even if the Google Calendar I want to be in a western I hear you and I want to be Opium Den guy wait a second well is there an opium den in the
01:13:49
western what do you mean in Deadwood and all these towns right right like remember in [ __ ] um once in my time
01:13:56
in America with Robert daero oh wow you remember that one you're a CIFA it's like a Sergio Leone not Sergio Leone it
01:14:02
was um Ser Leon was it Sergio Leon yeah yeah it was a prequel to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood yeah yeah yeah and
01:14:09
there was that opening right this way me you know what I mean I always wanted to play the Opium D gu sitting you know what I mean yeah but then do it what you
01:14:16
can do it I think I can do it what's going on in the tent oh we have a opum straight from China my friend really got
01:14:23
opum from China no me and my friend here traveled a long way it's weed it's it's Mexican weed smoking weed
01:14:30
is this [ __ ] brick weed you gave me brick weed yeah yeah me and my boy didn't come all the way here for brick
01:14:36
weed anyway Jack thank you for being a bad friend thank you for being here and um anytime thank you so much give Jack
01:14:41
Black around [ __ ] amazing awesome that was so fun L it woo yeah woo