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hi I'm Rudy and welcome to bad
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friends and our guests for today are Kya
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Steve and Doc good job good job I like that nice
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and formal she was very did you feel her peace okay that's it back
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to two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude
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you two are disgusting you two or something we're bad friends I don't want to he's a man
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no you're a man you both breathe [ __ ] you know what I mean he's a half a man
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he's a full man that's a full man absolutely not that's a full man
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respect it respect him where you from Doc Chic Detro you don't even know stop
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hold up yeah respect the city of Detroit okay you know how sometimes you
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know how people are born with an underdeveloped S to think about what you're about to say no I want you to think about it
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Steve say what my point is go ahead you know some people some people are born with an under underdeveloped sies twin
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right so it's like they're not really alive but like there's a face on their side or whatever or there's half a brother sticking out of their body and
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stuff that's she shequ O'Neal's [ __ ] s under develop
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oh is that what I yeah yeah yeah okay I know if you were on Shaquille dude if
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you were on Shaquille O'Neal's body you'd be a skin tag so you're saying his neck what's that movie Total Recall
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where the thing that's why that's what you call him what's his name again Quon she never she doesn't know what that
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is qu hey what was a little what was a man attached to the in total recall is
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that what you're saying Doc is
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yeah you got stick up for yourself doc that's disrespect it right is it
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that's [ __ ] disrespect that's real what you do about it what are you going to do now we going
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to gang up on right now this works when we talk one at a time all right so let people let people
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let people save their mind right and then we can't talk over each other
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okay I I thought you were going to set an agenda of what the show was going to be about
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and yeah yeah we're gonna talk about yeah see we could talk here's here's the
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deal bud all right Andrew is not here right we can talk about whatever we want and we generally talk about what me and
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Andrew want to talk about and I felt like it wasn't fair to you right so we can talk about whatever you want to talk
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about and we will try to you I mean add information to your topics no no no no
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no Steve stop stop stop Hawaii you Hawaii Hawaii what the
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[ __ ] she was just there I know that's something to talk about that's a talking point we've talked about Hawaii before
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something just random squid game that's the last thing I want to talk about is
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squid G that's the freaking last thing I want to talk about is you see I don't even know what that is don't fck you
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don't have Netflix I got it but I I'm getting DMS every day every second of
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the day have you seen squid game have you SE just random people have you seen squid game I don't oh so this has
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nothing to do with like SpongeBob or anything yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah squid squid game is SpongeBob the movie it's a
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feature yeah yeah yeah no you [ __ ] with me no because they play this little game in the water why why would any other it's SpongeBob okay you know who's
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also on it Dora Dora Dora to explore [ __ ] yeah man all day every day The
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Little Mermaid right and they play the squid game in the water describe the Prem that's what everyone's what what's the premise well Dora why why should we
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me and Doc watch it go ahead why should me and Doc watch it watch what it's on
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you I want you to I want you to pitch why squid game is such a fantastic series I'll tell you why want know so
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Dora Dora right the explor right she she has that thing where she forgets things right that's Dora right yeah I don't
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know I never watched Dora so Ellen degenerous voices d right so Dora right is like in the water yeah and yeah and
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Dora's like you know what I mean Dory Dory Dory is the one that
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forgets things it's not dor oh it's Dory the Explorer no what's dor wait a
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minute Finding Nemo right that's what they would be Finding Nemo Dory Ellen she's not an Explorer right Dora the
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Explorer is the one that goes in the woods yeah put the backpack in yeah that's the one that's where on drive
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that's the one jri and don't
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beit I respect Detroit you're not pitching the squid game very good this
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is a horrible this is a horrible pitch all right so far me and Doc ain't watching
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it wait convince us all right I'm going to do it right now right go ahead so dory's in the water right she's confused
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she doesn't know where she is right and she seees spongy right you know what you know what you're
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doing right now what you're doing right now are you talking about like a cartoon what are you even talking about this a
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cartoon describe no it's a Korean series start it with that it's a Korean series
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let's go back to the real oh my God learn how to talk about it learn how to speak about it so so much lack of
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professional you're a comedian dud you're supposed to be vocal what describe the pr supposed to be
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describe the premise Ste you have to relax all right I am relaxed I love doc
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love you too I love doc I'm on Doc's team you see that see that see that Harmony right there I don't want to give
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away I don't want to give away the whole plot of I mean the whole show but I'll give you the premise of it okay okay go
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ahead there's this Korean man right he's got a daughter right he's kind of
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downtrodden I think he lives with his mother right and um in the beginning of
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the show are you listening yes I am I don't want to I don't want to
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talk over you I'm listening I know but you you're making these faces like you're like hurry up or whatever okay
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what you all right that's better all right he's concentr so this Korean dude he lives with his mom he's kind of like
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in his early 40s right he has a daughter but obviously he had a separation from
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his wife she's seeing some other guy and they have they have the daughter right and he's kind of like like um you know
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he's like us he wakes up at 3 in the afternoon he steals money from his mom's you know what I mean I don't steal money
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purse or whatever to to get like ATM right and then um he
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also need he also um owes lone sharks a bunch of money MH so he wins some money
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at the horse races he steals money from his mom wins money at the horse races and then he he he's cashing in he leaves
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and then these loone sharks come in and they right okay these lone sharks
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come in and they go um where's our [ __ ] money he's like I had it right but what happened was
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another girl pickpocketed the money that he had right so instead of doing that
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they punch him I think they put him on the ground and then they go give me your he's bleeding his nose is bleeding so
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they give me your thumb print so they have a piece of paper we don't know what the piece of paper is he he signs a
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piece of paper in this and he basically is it's a contract he has no he has he's
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not privy to okay so what ends up happening is that
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um oh yeah so he's at a subway right and a man in a suit next
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to my bad I did I'm sorry bro my bad all right you know what my
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bad I would have say this I would have say finishing I'm not finishing it
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because I was rude right you got to laugh on my expense dude that was laugh
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at my expense and that was rude I was being real let you hey if it's funny it's funny let if it's funny it's funny
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I know boy was that funny that was very funny the timing stop stop stop stop stop okay guys I'll watch it
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tonight I sit down I don't want you to watch I don't want you to watch I'm not done
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with the pitch I'm so I'm sold everything I want to
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watch telling you look at my eyes [ __ ] [ __ ] more I'm right here with
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you B I'm there I'm watching it tonight people are listening I'm convinced I'm convinced you did a good job we're not
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done sorry people great job we're not done no I want to watch it no I'm telling you cuz you're being such a
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[ __ ] [ __ ] on me telling me explain it to you all right so I'm going to finish my pitch go ahead I'm only going to do the first episode go ahead okay
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so he's at a subway it's late at night a man sits next to him in a suit right and he goes you know I mean let's play a
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game or whatever they play this game at the end of the day he gives them a card and the card has a number he goes if you
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want to make a lot of money right listen to me yeah if you fall asleep I'm not I swear to God I'm I'm right if you fall
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asleep again I am with you bro all right cards and go
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here dude just breathe you can do it yeah they should do a m tricks for
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little people and have Brad Williams play Neo he could play
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Morpheus dude I need to hit he can play little I need to get hit the red pill
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and the yellow pill no stop sit down and the red pill and the yellow pill are really small going jump in are really
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small like they little pie they look like little Rices take that back no I will and then you know how they Dodge
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bullets so the bullets are like this big to them so first I'm so imagine a big bullet and you you know like Mario
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Brothers like [ __ ] oh okay so um is that funny can we end the uh squid game
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I'm convinced you don't have to explain no I just want to get to the end of the episode all right go ahead Jesus so basically say if you call this number
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you make a lot of money so he and he goes he doesn't know what to do so he calls this number a van shows up at
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midnight right yeah he goes into a van there's other people in the van that are like passed out and then he goes why are
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they sleeping ke passes out and then next thing you know he's pretty much in
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he wakes up in in a futuristic Auditorium almost with beds and they're all wearing outfits and they have to
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play these games I've seen it before what's it called uh The Running Man with uh Arnold snigger it's been done right
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no you've never seen it you know what you You' never seen
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never there done that we've seen it right doc hey yeah I guess so The Running Man just stole the Running Man
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premise right if Denzel Washington listen to me Denzel waston let me finish
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let me finish this denzo Washington I am thinking about it if Denzel Washington right had a little Lego Action
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Figure [ __ ] take that why are you on ins I love
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this [ __ ] guy I [ __ ] love this you see people [ __ ] love
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me make fun of me now hey all right all right so anyway um that's what listen to
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the story squid game and I've been telling you to watch it and you won't watch it I'm going to watch it tonight I'm convinced I'm gonna watch it tonight
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you cried in my house the other day yeah I did you want to talk about it no because he he showed me this really
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touching uh Hulu um uh uh thing on this magician he does a oneman show it's
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really it's really good man in and of itself really good and my brother my brother cried like this start my brother
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it broke me down yeah I did I didn't he went you go you put both arms around you
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when you went all right Andreas cut [Music]
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that Andreas we can't this no no no no no no
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I repeat Andreas no no no I'm serious cut that let's just edit that out and
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let's talk about my trip to Austin we're going to edit that out let's just can we talk about the want
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man show though go ahead all right you did cry though you did too yeah I know
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we were both crying we were both crying you know why your first time seeing this no no this guy this guy's magical man
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cuz he do he did he did this interactive magic it's not like any other magic show
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you've seen yeah and you two guys he he incorporates the audience within the show that's it right there yeah this
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guy's magical man and he did something that and you know what you said to me when in tears think about don't you
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really think about what I am going to this is what you like this arms around yourself let me just finish right and
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you go right and you go this what you you magic is real that's what you said
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to me magic is real and I was like what
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a cry baby cut cut Andre I swear to God Andreas I swear to God you're going to
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cut that part Z was a Steve don't do that he's a [ __ ] man
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man in my defense you know why I like it it was interactive he included the whole
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audience he did something with each audience member that was touching like and it was unexplainable so yall crying
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it was really touching man I mean it takes a lot for me takes a lot for me to cry you don't cry dog I cry but when
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when's the last you cry when when did you
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cry give give me a second man hold on I'm feeling it right here you're about to cry now man I'm I'm com yeah yeah
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yeah when when's it all to be cried uh like on for for watching some on TV
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no just in general oh in general oh [ __ ] yeah that's a good one Bobby
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M really concentrating here B you it's been a any time it's it been
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a long time it's oh it's been when your mom died mom passed away yeah was crying right crying there then she cried there
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yeah mhm I cried uh it was some my watching I cried but I
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can't you probably cry wait I don't like your
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energy no no you have to start respecting I am respect that's why he's on the podcast this is the third time
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all right thir um do you cry when you can't find your penis you know
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what just calm down you know what don't you playing to this guys godam every
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other morning trying to is that what I do I bet you I bet I bet he has way more
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girth than you w bur you burned me doc has doc has more
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girth than burn me yeah you burn he has more girth than I know what girth is disrespect guys we got to you know cuz
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this podcast is about posi we're having fun and having fun right and uh I want
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to let's get how about let's just play a little game what do you think okay yeah go ahead let's say let's just look at
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each everyone look at each other like I look at all three of you in the room I see something positive and then you guys
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say something about you right and we'll just keep what the what is this a therapy session now no let's talk about
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topics and stuff I do this first want to connect that's what it is I want to connect with you it's Quantum it's all
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why don't you start I will start and then go around like clockwise go ahead I think Rudy I think Rudy Juliana I think
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you're a smart girl and I think that you're a good girl you have a good heart you do a lot of work around the house
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and I um I really appr appreciate you okay
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Steve um you are my brother
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okay you're my brother man and your rage and your anger has subsided is it not
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dude thank you what that compliment subsided me brotherly love right there I
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feel that compliment it's simmer down your rage is no longer unless but you did wrestle that
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fat guy came out but I was cornered I had no other choice right when you're cornered like a little rat in a trap who
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bites us the way out I do I know you do yeah okay I love George by the way he B
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bro kid that I wrest the kid that I wrestled George his name was George you B no I did a Single Leg
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Takedown okay um yeah mean like Mike Tyson
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no I didn't punch it was a wrestling match no no punching let's go back to you now right doc doc back to yeah one
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day you will find the yellow brick rad that's the that that's where you you
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all at love you will find it somehow and and you know dude yeah I know you run a 30
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minute mile but 30 minut that's a beautiful the that mile you hustling
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right yeah you know what I mean Around The Four Track 30 minutes right yeah it's an inspiration to me man okay right you
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never call him a Oompa Loompa ever I didn't call her he call I didn't call
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her I didn't call because of the wizard of
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O he could have been the [ __ ] he could have been the lion could the LI right don't do that he's Anala just
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don't do that he's Anala godamn what are you going to do man I'm not all all right so that I did it first so go ahead
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Rudy now you tell yeah she don't even know me bro yeah
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Steve you're [Music] nice that's good yeah that's positive I
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like it go to dog go to me a dog yeah I don't know you
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but you can do it R God Dam just I like
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your face thank you TI Bobby see that that's that's nice
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yeah I feel that that's good energy TI Bobby
00:19:09
yeah I like your style pretty good that's good that's good that's some good energy um Rudy I
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love your uh Carefree attitude towards life and how I I I feel like you've grown being on this and just cuz you
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know this is not your Forte but you're forced to like endure it and like grow through the process and so I commend you
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for that thank you doc when I was doing open mics years ago
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you were one of the only one of the people that were always
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treated me nice even at like rock paper or at meltdown you were always always
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always nice to me and I even did a I remember I had a bit about uh fleshlights hold up I had a bit about
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fleshlights and and and you actually pull me to the side and you you said heyy you know that's funny but so and so
00:20:02
is does that joke too and so you I looked up to you that in that way where you're kind of correcting me as far as
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the community and jokes and yeah ethics and all that and you're a loyal guy you're a hardworking man you have't you
00:20:14
know what I mean you're still grinding uh Bobby hear that Bob it's good
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stuff you are the most hardworking guy uh you've been so loyal
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to your family and friends friends you've been good to kila um you're the most
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uh what could I say what's the word for uh it's okay I get it you're just no no no you're just so
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driven as far as just so long though okay so you're a good guy you're the you're great you're a great brother you
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could have just said that you have a good heart thank you okay yeah little one go ahead we're going to start over here first all right
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Rudy Beautiful Soul vibrant smile all right
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uh I'm glad you U made that trip from Thailand and uh yep it's
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uh never been there but uh beautiful country though yeah very you can tell it's a beautiful country
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it's and uh yeah you never been to Thailand go to Thailand yeah go to go
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Thailand right go Thailand in in the Olympics you always when you think of Rudy think of Thailand and also when
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they Olympics always RW for Thailand Thailand okay you know how many Golds they've won Thailand well how much they win I have no idea me yeah probably none
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okay well yeah love Thailand yeah uh
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Steve you're everything what Korea should be I would guess everything's what is this a [ __ ] you know he's
00:21:47
yeah yeah but everything has to be like about the country then it's just it's just connecting he's an American you
00:21:53
[ __ ] face we're from San Diego dog Jesus Christ okay well we from
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why does everything have to be K I apologize okay well start over San Diego okay let's start over you uh great
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skateboarder uh but I'm not he a pop shove I have a pop shove yeah he can do a pop shove
00:22:12
let's redo that yeah go back to go back to Rudy go
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back I'll tell you I'll tell you why no I'll tell you why right she's from the Philippines yeah not Thailand not
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Thailand you [ __ ] it up in the beginning different country so start over there I'm just trying to connect
00:22:29
I'm just trying to feel the energy the energy hey we're just trying to help you yeah I see but it's just I feel a little
00:22:37
negativity there's nothing we love you here we love you we love you all right guess it's just me go back to Rudy Rudy
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yeah Manny Pacquiao oh my God what
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everything's funny he's great okay Manny Pacquiao is great the Philippines right exactly yeah you're doing great I'm with
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you that's what I'm I'm with her that's all I'm saying that's I I love y'all because because of
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Manny I mean I'm trying he's great he's great
00:23:08
what else say I don't know and good luck at uh cal cal state right very good okay
00:23:15
I don't want to say nothing else that might be and Steve yeah yeah think about it think about the open mics was
00:23:21
fantastic B uh I had a great time uh you you see I'm bad at this man why
00:23:28
would y put me but but I I love you bro you know what I'm say m you're my dog
00:23:35
you really are my dog hell yeah always respect at The Comedy Store move on man I'm not I'm not ready yet I want
00:23:41
to all right let's come on over here by are you happy with the exercise yeah I'm
00:23:47
very happy with it and also it's my turn now oh he's giving me my my I thought you already went no he hasn't done money
00:23:53
yet okay okay sorry sorry why why are you doing that oh I didn't mean to do that I I was waiting for my [ __ ] do no
00:23:59
that wasn't intentional yeah you were no no no that wasn't yeah yeah okay go ahead yeah can I get my little thing
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uh come off the movie Heat my uh
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what my uh sunset rises in sess with you I don't I don't know man I'm just trying to don't do
00:27:35
this don't you do this you you're let the negativity creep in
00:27:42
no not the sunet r sets with you that means the sunset rises sets with you
00:27:47
yeah that's off the movie heat heat right so that's what you want to say to me oh yeah it just means that uh it's
00:27:54
Happy Days it means every day is the same with you you're not good at this are you not really giving compliments yeah giv a
00:28:00
couple but you're a great dude uh you always been uh you know what okay there we go this is what I'm talking about
00:28:06
you're the one that really had me going open MS and pushing doing the comedy
00:28:12
because how much you used to harass me what you talking about will see see now
00:28:17
now now I'm trying to now I found a comfort zone Within Myself to to express
00:28:23
and then you do that now what you angry for what you doing what are you doing got to respect him
00:28:30
respect made old 70 sitcom reference have it yeah who said it said it it's
00:28:36
from different Str I know but who said it who said it it's from different Str who was who was the guy that said
00:28:42
it is that from Different Stroke oh G Cole
00:28:47
yeah now you get the joke it's funny though how don't add that in the
00:28:55
podcast all right I'm sorry right smokes my bad man all right um so that was a
00:29:01
cool that was a good I did it like very good ex how was Austin it was good um so
00:29:08
I didn't know it was for the moon tower Comedy Festival you know what remind me of what
00:29:14
do you remember you went to Maui yeah for it was a film festival yeah but we
00:29:19
didn't go to any of the event we just stayed in our room yeah I did that in Austin why I just didn't there's I
00:29:26
didn't know how to read itinerary or show up to these places yeah so I was just eating beef jerky and um drinking
00:29:33
like Snapples you didn't know nobody out there yeah I was just kicked it yeah because it on uh TNT they're playing
00:29:39
Star Wars they had U new Empire Strikes Back uh Return of the Jedi Phantom
00:29:45
Menace and it just they showed it on a loop yeah so I thought that was cool so I just stayed indoors okay Star Wars
00:29:52
though can I can I say something yeah may I yeah all right so when I picked
00:29:57
you up right when I picked you up in the car right yeah you said hey hey dude you
00:30:03
guys remind I got something good about Austin so bring it up right and and and Jules
00:30:12
and I were like oh you got some good stories you're like yeah man make sure you do it right so Austin right that
00:30:19
that was my story I just brought it up to you right I'm embarrassed now ho [ __ ]
00:30:28
that's what you [ __ ] were going to say yeah just I was going to say I just ate beef jerky my whole time and I
00:30:34
thought I thought it would get a reaction not good at all it wasn't good
00:30:39
it wasn't good at all I feel like hiding in my sh it wasn't good I'm a
00:30:44
failure to kill myself do that don't do
00:30:52
that step in B my last bring back down hold on start back I failed to
00:30:58
I fa you hard I'm so sorry I got some pills on how about this about oh no I don't deserve to live that's it you know
00:31:04
what's the magic of podcasting what the magic of podcasting is we could cut that out right you can do it over make
00:31:10
something up I I don't have a good story no make it up ready so here we go cut and action ask me again that was awesome
00:31:17
it was fantastic so me and Jeremiah we did a live um scissor Bros podcast event
00:31:22
and for our um we had a very awesome uh Challenge and it had to do with barbecue sauce
00:31:31
this is uh Andreas cut that out hey I gave you a
00:31:36
shot I gave you a shot I I'm giving you a shot we can cut it right saying you can just make this is a thing in in my
00:31:43
mind I thought it would be interesting in my mind I'm like oh that would be interesting I could relay the Maui trip
00:31:50
and incorporate it with our trip to Austin in the fact that we didn't do anything or engage in in the morning
00:31:57
you're in your hotel room let me just cut back to it okay you're watching Return of the Jedi MH right you're watching it you're going I can't wait to
00:32:04
tell everyone about this oh no no hold up no no I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it no you got me on that
00:32:11
one I'll let you I'll let you jab at me that I went to the Daniel Johnston mural
00:32:17
I know but did you post it yeah so people know that already okay I also went I also went to have you heard of
00:32:25
bies bies is a gas they have in Texas there's like 100 pumps but it's like the
00:32:31
size of a Walmart they have their own beef jerky section and they you could buy um all kinds of stuff like what um
00:32:40
they have their own um barbecue section where you could get like um sandwiches like uh you know like tri tip sandwiches
00:32:47
oh they have their own potato chips called Beaver chips oh so they make their own Beaver uh potato chips um they
00:32:53
also sell um bies PA like like like t-shirts and beanies they have merch they have merch they also have IC these
00:33:01
icy stations every a couple meters where they have just like
00:33:06
7-Eleven Bobby no I mean just like 7-Eleven just like 7-Eleven or what
00:33:11
Bobby he's trying to in my mind you don't know what's going on in my mind in
00:33:17
my mind I'm saying this is not working I know it is working please switch topic
00:33:22
let's let's go to do you you Pi you up in the [ __ ] I thought
00:33:29
I thought it would resonate I thought it would resonate and it didn't and I take it back how about if I segue in a very
00:33:35
positive way there you go all right did you see any of the Star Wars movies no
00:33:40
you don't know anything about it no May me you don't know one character please
00:33:47
um the one that says I am the father yeah I am the he goes I am the father
00:33:55
hear me roar that's what he says look look look Skywalker yeah yeah
00:34:02
Skywalker that's the only thing you know yeah okay what I'm talking so let's talk
00:34:07
about what sheau it did you watch all the Star Wars not all of them but I watched a lot of them which ones have
00:34:12
you [Music] missed let's see Rogue I think I I know
00:34:20
I know no no not aside from the offshoot movies yeah just the core nine movies
00:34:27
did you see the cor well I saw all the way up to Empire Strikes Back and uh
00:34:33
that's the that was the second movie Return of the Jedi so you're the first one Empire Strikes Back you saw
00:34:40
Return of the Jedi and that's it that's it Bobby I ain't yeah man why you do this man I know I
00:34:49
know but what I'm asking you is you know man I know why why you only saw those
00:34:54
three uh-huh you loved Empire Strikes back yeah do you know why is that your favorite one yeah you know why what
00:35:03
what say his what do you think I was gonna say you gonna say something about Lando charian Billy D
00:35:11
Williams I know him I know know I didn't even think about good though do you love
00:35:18
Lando yeah he's good when you watch that you I'm more of a you know who I'm a fan of what I'm a big fan of Bubba Fett
00:35:24
that's my dude oh yeah oh really Bubba Fett yeah
00:35:33
mhm I thought you were in the movie actually the first one oh yeah which which which character wear a little
00:35:38
brown robe a a that's not you dude he's calling you a
00:35:46
ja man he just called you a ja I'd be sorry myad all right then be let's turn
00:35:52
it on you what's your hold up Bob what's your favorite Star Wars and why let's
00:35:57
turn it on you well I think empire ST is the best one because it's dark why it's dark um the end of the ending of the
00:36:03
movie is like not positive it's you know I mean you know it's crazy he loses his
00:36:09
hand right um they took Han Solo they Carbonite Carbonite carboned Cloud City
00:36:16
Cloud City yeah yeah it was a dark um episode but um I liked like the first
00:36:22
three I liked what was the worst oh Phantom Menace oh no Phantom men no
00:36:28
Phantom Menace is the worst one the SEC the Ryan Johnson what was the one the second one that he did
00:36:35
sounds like phen the new one oh The Last Jedi The Last Jedi was terrible dude
00:36:41
Phantom Min was the worst The Last Jedi Anakin's a kid no listen I want to go racing I know I know but remember the
00:36:48
Last Jedi where princess lady gets shot into space and she's dead oh and she
00:36:55
yeah she back she's flying in space yeah yeah that was a bad choice terrible Choice yeah what else did you not like
00:37:01
about it so that I didn't like I didn't like uh I just didn't like the way they
00:37:07
brought Luke into the thing yeah you know what I mean respect Luke's name yeah respect him do exactly yeah yeah
00:37:13
yeah I just thought the whole thing was like um also like that whole like the
00:37:18
Rebellion like you know how I forgot what's oh you I the Vegas stuff yeah
00:37:25
that was kind of random right and and they they bust all those
00:37:31
they had Las Vegas in there vas yeah yeah yeah Donald Trump's in it anyway um it's great Donald Trump kind [ __ ] that
00:37:39
in Star Wars why would he be in he's just pulling your legs that's why you know why would you even believe that you
00:37:45
[ __ ] [ __ ] cuz it's Star Wars so you know anybody can be in Star Wars yeah cuz you said Vegas though yeah
00:37:53
yeah there's a Vegas like City it's not actual Vegas man yeah it's like veg but not what you should
00:38:00
have say why would you say you don't know much about pop culture huh not
00:38:05
really bro no no he does he just grew no I want to ask ask what like his favorite
00:38:12
movies growing up go ahead doc yeah give me your top three movies man School them yeah rip me apart School top three
00:38:18
movies yeah yeah heat yeah because what what was that line in
00:38:24
heat what's the line my son said r my sun rises I forgot what I say my sunset
00:38:30
rises Rises with you Rises and sets with you with yeah yeah you love that quote huh yeah that was a little soft yeah
00:38:37
yeah you didn't feel that right there what's the second one two more movies two more movies uh Dumb and
00:38:45
Dumber don't be like this man don't don't don't be judgmental if I'm going to name movies I hear y'all cackling in
00:38:51
the back great cinem that bro that laugh back there that's that's from the
00:38:56
stomach that's from St don't do it he's doing it from his heart dude he really believes that Dumb
00:39:02
and Dumber is one of his favorite movies I love it I love that doc one more one more please one more uh Training
00:39:11
Day why is that funny that's a good movie oh that was a good movie that good
00:39:17
mean so heat I'm under pressure dumber and training down does it go in that order you think yeah whatever you know I
00:39:23
just can I put tombstone in there too tombstone what the
00:39:36
[ __ ] samton damn damn how about this let's go
00:39:42
to top three albums music music albums yeah yeah okay
00:39:49
uh never mind by Nirvana really yeah to Apocalypse Now
00:39:54
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00:39:59
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00:43:02
post right there and then there's the bathroom right there the front or the back oh the hallway the hallway the hallway in the back right where
00:43:07
everybody come out of their cars so Bobby get Parks his car comes and I'm sitting on the stool right and he say I
00:43:13
got to go to the bathroom so he goes in the bathroom and then he's there's a customer waiting right behind the door
00:43:19
uh Bobby come charging out couple minutes later with his pants down his ankles wobbling yellow belly out and
00:43:25
everything bro he comes charging at me and everything and then and the customer gets so [ __ ]
00:43:32
mad and he sees Bobby with his pants down yellow cheeks out cuz I don't know where'd he get them drawers from Little
00:43:38
underwear you got with the cheeks stick out a little bit anyway no his dick went out he had his drawers on he had his
00:43:43
draws on but it P down to his ankle so he's like hobbling towards me and then the customer goes hey man goes what the
00:43:50
[ __ ] yeah you didn't wash your hands go back in there and wash your [ __ ] hands and I wobbled back in this guy I
00:43:56
wob my hands this guy this guy was more concerned about this dude washing his
00:44:03
hands [ __ ] let's go back to the underwear what kind of underwear was he wearing I just
00:44:11
know but they W boxer shorts they're different kinds of underwear right yeah they're not the are you are you a boxers
00:44:17
guy or are you a tidy Whitey guy a boxers yeah real man let me see let me see what are you wearing boxes okay
00:44:27
yeah me too I'm all about them Bo fruit of what about you oh no no you I want see what I have
00:44:33
yeah okay all right see that's different what do you the underwear it's always something different dude what is that
00:44:40
snake skin yeah holy smokes you're wearing snake skin underwear every time
00:44:46
this why is there a rip towards the top dude there's something wrong with you no you need therapy dude it's wearing
00:44:53
[ __ ] it's time I'm in therapy dude that's crazy for you need it yeah you
00:44:58
never been therapy we all need it we all need it therapy is really good well it's positive right are you really in therapy
00:45:04
are just saying we no are you just saying that just to look good are you really doing it I have a therapist with my yeah right I do
00:45:11
therapy every Thursday Jules is is this true yeah yeah you really doing therapy I've been doing it for years I'm proud
00:45:16
of you I didn't know that well I mean what what what do you guys talk about with your therap like I've talked about you and then Mom and Dad no you okay
00:45:23
that's fine yeah yeah okay a lot about you man okay yeah you know what I want to I want to apologize as a kid I
00:45:30
remember as a kid in Minnesota I used to just punch you for no reason for reason and then you would be like don't hit
00:45:36
your brother you know yeah I want to apologize that was wrong that was so how so you're 51 52 you're 51 52 no yeah
00:45:45
he's 50 right he's younger I'm younger oh that's three years younger did he look younger come on yeah yeah yeah I
00:45:54
had your back the whole I got you yeah yeah serious he betrayed you dude he [ __ ]
00:46:01
betrayed you can I that was real that was real dude look young
00:46:08
believe hold up hold up doc I had your back the whole time hold I had your Fu freaking back the whole time I was going
00:46:15
to take a bullet for you and then you did that now how do you feel now a little betrayed a little bit dude but are we on the same page give me some
00:46:22
skin I love please be on my side I love you you said that you was punching on him so usually that's what the older
00:46:28
brother does he's kned me out remember that time you got wa wait hold up hold up hold up
00:46:34
hold up hold up let me let me set the context we were wrestling in mom and dad's room right I did an arm drag and
00:46:41
your arm went out the window oh no that's you were headbutting each other
00:46:46
on our feet working on my whole body went out the window no no your arm went out but did it break glass it broke
00:46:53
glass we broke the glass right of the whole window so my head and my armor out the window out the window right you
00:46:59
pulled it back in yeah you [ __ ] back he did something where he cocked back yeah
00:47:04
just called coing back and Bo he just knocked me out right wow but let me say something he's knocked me out like a couple times can I just say this go
00:47:10
ahead go ahead go ahead that's usually my reaction when somebody throws me out of
00:47:16
window that's just my G no no no don't shake my hand don't shake my hand no honestly dude no usually my gun instinct
00:47:25
no no no get it back up back gu usually my good Instinct I know what you do I don't know what you do window but I
00:47:33
punch the guy I love you so much you know that don't throw out window I'll never do that again in fact I haven't
00:47:38
done we haven't been phys like we haven't gotten a fight in many many years many years we would play we'd be
00:47:44
playing FIFA right FIFA oh video game we were playing FIFA and that this place in
00:47:51
Orange that place right okay and I would score the winning goal right like 10
00:47:57
seconds left yeah I would right and my brother would go right in my [ __ ] face no no I would do this no no no hold
00:48:04
up he's not giving me he's not doing the real story it started with knockout Kings the boxing game okay right right
00:48:11
yeah we went all 12 rounds there's a button where you can hit them in the nuts and they they'll bend over then you
00:48:18
could do a cheap shot yeah he did that to me that's where it started and then what happened then I pulled two knives
00:48:24
on whatow two knives bro this is no no not look no no no it was like
00:48:30
this yeah he did back yeah yeah I did the reverse crane the reverse CR I go
00:48:36
you want to do it let's do it dude all right but let me ask you this though okay yeah the two knives incidents that
00:48:42
happened in let me finish go ahead let me finish go ahead it help happened in Silver Lake correct sandborn sandborn
00:48:48
that's in Silver Lake right correct yeah what did I have to do the next morning okay so and I thought about this if that
00:48:56
wouldn't have happened I don't think he would have booked Matt TV that gave him the extra that gave him
00:49:02
the extra Edge gave him the extra Edge to it so
00:49:08
that's the posi now can we hear the other sidec it was 2 it was 2: in the morning
00:49:15
right I'm so sorry I feel hor come on let me just finish right it was 2 in the morning right the next morning at 9: I
00:49:22
had to audition for my final audition at Matt TV for Matt TV right meanwhile I'm
00:49:28
dodging you know what I mean not knives from him cuz he's going to kill me right he thinks that he what are you laughing
00:49:35
at jul he thinks that he's the reason why right like when I was in the
00:49:40
audition I was just like I better get this cuz I almost died no no it it gave him the edge it gave you an edge it gave
00:49:48
you an edge so did you wake up the next day with I did wake up I didn't sleep oh
00:49:54
[ __ ] the point being Doc is he booked it he booked it man he was on for nine years that's the point yeah did you
00:50:01
thank him for that no it's not because of me back on my side now he's back on my
00:50:06
side when somebody put your life in danger you get to your you perform at your he literally thought that you were
00:50:12
older than me no he just made a that was a common mistake he didn't no did you believe that doc think about it yeah I
00:50:17
did I just actually thought you were the older brother yeah I uh yeah so but it's
00:50:23
not a bad thing it's just uh you know what I'm saying it's just
00:50:28
a that hit me like a bullet of depression just hit me so hard man damn it like wow that bad I don't know it
00:50:36
kind of bothered me a little bit do you guys think that if we us three right as a team did that show alone that us four
00:50:45
maybe think go us four you four again alone yeah it's a survivalist show you
00:50:51
don't know what it is you know they'll drop them in Alaska somewh yeah they have to survive in the snow gather
00:50:58
what it's a survivalist show it's a survivalist show what's the show that they had before surviving when they
00:51:03
dropped them off where they drop them off naked or something man come on maned afid afraid
00:51:09
okay yeah don't do that don't naked like I watch a little bit yeah or if we did Naked and Afraid right right us three
00:51:16
naked right I I should have there's another
00:51:21
Survivor show that I pick up like they want cost but do we have saying right
00:51:28
hypothetically right us three naked on Naked and Afraid right we're out in
00:51:33
we're we're on like what colia no Alaska no Colombia columia I thought it was cold
00:51:41
that's alone oh that's alone sorry sorry sorry naked and afraid we're in some sort of jungle right right right so
00:51:46
we're naked oh colia yeah yeah okay hell [ __ ] was
00:51:53
that you did some Native American native Amer tribal it's like colia you
00:52:02
me I thought I was with Y I'm not with y That's I'm not I'm not there
00:52:08
[ __ ] um we would die within within a day we would die you don't think us three could do it we wouldn't last a week we
00:52:15
would not last we wouldn't last a week There's no we would not survive how do you know dude insects the weather we
00:52:22
need to start a fire we need to find food the whole thing dude Protein that's number one so we need bugs so that's
00:52:30
that's we good maybe that's your job now we're naked right I go doc go collect the bugs there we go right how would you
00:52:35
do it with the net right no we have no net well we don't have nothing yeah we have nothing yeah just have I mean we
00:52:43
just eat them as we see them like I'm like oh there was a PR of I think that should be your job I think
00:52:48
your I think you'd be that guy oh that guy but then no you save it all okay
00:52:54
what are you going to do one at a time no we have a basket no Bobby dude I'm
00:53:00
telling you right now this is how I want it that's how you want it but I'm saying on we're as a team we got to work
00:53:06
something out right okay so you're Bug Guy what would you be uh get the water how would you do it uh I go to the uh
00:53:13
the uh the Water L water okay but where the lake I'd go
00:53:19
to the lake what if there's no Lake I'll go get a bucket and then bucket and then yeah and
00:53:26
check this out goddamn if I couldn't have my little [ __ ] to catch the burn I'd boil the water to make it
00:53:33
drinkable would you get the water [ __ ] face and where would you boiling it well there's no Lake ain't no pots either yeah well we need water we're dead cuz
00:53:41
that's yeah that's your job uh maybe extract it from the leaves
00:53:46
that's a good one now you're thinking you know what I'm saying like uh Tom Hanks uh Cast Away remember what he did
00:53:51
what you do no what you do he did that right with the leaves he did the room
00:53:57
yeah remember but he also had Coconuts on the island but I feel you know what I feel like though you don't think I can do it no I know you can I could totally
00:54:03
do it but can I be honest with you be honest with me I mean okay if you're out doing that right I bet you take more
00:54:11
water for yourself no I would never do that no I would never do that you would get a couple more Dr no I wouldn't I
00:54:17
would I would give you and you would be eating more bugs than well you well what
00:54:23
about you what about you you're pointing fingers what about you yeah what would you do what would you I'm building a
00:54:28
condo baby you ain't building nothing yeah I'm building us a fortress baby out of what of bamboo Sho no you bamboo Sho
00:54:37
leaves I do know oh cuz you're in Colombia okay that's I I don't know they have
00:54:44
bamboo now you get it right now you get it right yeah yeah I got bamboo shoots
00:54:50
right I'm making elevated [ __ ] right yeah there's going to be a a system where like you know what I mean you need
00:54:55
a machete though you you need we get we get it we use rocks so how many items we get how many items we get we all get one
00:55:01
so what would be your item a net okay so good cuz I've seen what they did so we
00:55:06
all get one item what you your fish oh [ __ ] I would have a
00:55:13
spear okay okay for what spear fishing and the hunt yeah no Lake but and the
00:55:18
hunt and the hunt oh hunt what you got a Mercedes what you think you could H hunt
00:55:24
can hunt a lot of things Birds foul a bird with a spear foul wait wa if you sneak up on him you
00:55:31
can yeah you can with a spear yeah I can CH I think I can just I I don't know your spear work so yeah well you you
00:55:39
Bobby right through the goddamn heart I'm good look at that bird at half a mile away yeah go get it DOC that's what
00:55:45
half a mile that's what you thinking I'm thinking more of like a owl or something just sitting there on oh a Colombian aisl yeah
00:55:52
whatever something right there in the vicinity it ain't got to be a yeah yeah yeah in the jungle he could do it really
00:56:00
how the [ __ ] you know I just know Spirit Dude triple your size well you know in
00:56:07
Rambo first Blood no Rambo first Blood remember he goes on top of the tree you
00:56:12
think he's John Rambo well you know what Rambo did but he's not John Rambo but he was on top look up John Rambo
00:56:20
look my brother think my brother thinks that dog first blood that guy yeah totally identical
00:56:28
except he no he could do it rip the this guy did it in the movie you think that's him
00:56:35
he could do it no yeah he could do it there's no way I think he could I think I could yeah but you remember the scene
00:56:40
right he's on top of the tree branch yeah and he boom he gets a boore I feel like you though dude that's what I'm
00:56:46
saying I'm not and I'm not I'm not I'm not doing a joke okay I think you about your size or I'm not doing a joke about
00:56:52
you know what I mean anything about that there that's the scene that's what I'm talking about dude that's doc I'm trying
00:56:58
to tell you bro he's wearing his ja outfit from
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from his [Laughter]
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outfit is that what it is don't get don't get mad got
00:57:16
internalize let it don't let it yeah we everything's fine just breathe okay yeah
00:57:23
so I you know I honestly and and and and and this is not a joke to him I think this is a this is a positive thing I'm
00:57:29
being real go ahead I feel like us three would be naked [Music] right what go ahead go ahead no this is
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where and we're like walking along we're like oh we're complaining right and then do kind of goes imagine this he goes
00:57:45
stop and he senses something in a tree in the Horizon guess what he senses
00:57:52
[Music] po what predator from the
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movie Predator man no
00:58:04
sense that made no sense a black guy and Predator oh okay no that's not why I'm
00:58:10
saying a black guy what are you talking about okay all right what what are you referring to what are you getting at do you ever saw the movie Predator I I own
00:58:16
it I love Predators yeah you aren't they on the trees see you yeah oh so he has
00:58:22
that I'm trying to give him an ability oh so he has an ultra oh you call WEA I'm not say I'm not saying car
00:58:30
weather it was the native guy it was the native guy that it was the native guy that sensed him okay do you remember oh
00:58:36
you're right you're right from aare I think we would last fantastic 6 hours
00:58:41
yeah that's it yeah yeah we have no faith in our no no in our abilities I
00:58:47
ain't eating no [ __ ] bug bro bro you I mean that's your meal dude well what would you how would we catch food well
00:58:53
how would you eat snares no man but but what nut I'm a Nut collector how are you
00:58:58
going to find nuts they might be po poisonous they might be poisonous but yeah it's a lot of fruit and vegetables and stuff out
00:59:05
there hey guys I found a
00:59:11
carrot guys I found two potatoes a carrot and [ __ ]
00:59:17
corn I found a can of V8 out here man tomato juice tomato juice guys trying to
00:59:26
from Clamato yeah we're in a Ral he lured us into a Ral in the middle there's a fruit in the middle of nowhere
00:59:33
we do there's no there's no fruits and vegetables out there man but they're nuts and stuff right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what about bananas Ain know it's
00:59:40
got to be something like that some B but you know some of those berries and stuff are poisonous yeah yeah yeah you got to
00:59:47
know you yeah I think water is the most important oh yeah but I I think the mosquitoes would eat us up alive oh yeah
00:59:52
mosquito a't kill us what if we in Columbia we got to worry about like tigers and stuff like that Panthers pan
00:59:59
Panthers Panthers yeah for sure yeah are they good you think if we killed one I
01:00:05
would eat it I wouldn't eat it no I would eat it you would eat a panther yeah dude we're out there for three days
01:00:11
yeah that's you rather eat the bugs eat the bugs you eat the bugs we'll eat the pan eat the pan I'm going to be smashing
01:00:19
bugs that's it yeah yeah you you would not eat a panther no yeah yeah if you're hungry you would if you're hungry you
01:00:25
would yeah okay that's for damn sure you would if I got enough bugs I'm good what let me ask you this I don't think so
01:00:31
what if it let's say it wasn't a show [ __ ] Panther bro it it wasn't a show we were in a survival situation right
01:00:39
and one of us dies right I would never eat them I wouldn't eat him or you
01:00:45
that's I know you're getting at I would not eat you guys why cuz you're my brother I know but I'm dead I know but
01:00:52
it just wouldn't feel right oh hell no that's what you was alluding to I know alive I eat both of you you would
01:01:01
yeah I would eat both of you that's what you would do yeah it would be like a rotisserie thing stick sticking out of your mouth you eat your brother yeah
01:01:08
you're being [ __ ] twirled yeah yeah yeah I don't give a [ __ ] dude and I would take a a knife and just slowly you
01:01:13
know I mean a little bit of you would eat my nut you would not eat my nut sack okay I would not eat your nut sack now okay okay because I don't want it well
01:01:20
it's dry it's dry skin yeah I don't like it okay no problem is that Cur yet yeah yeah I'm on you want to see
01:01:27
good [ __ ] you talking about dog yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's all here yeah
01:01:32
so um all right well then that's good yeah I feel like I feel like we
01:01:38
accomplished something many meals do you eat I only eat one meal a day do you eat more than one meal yeah don't I eat
01:01:44
twice I eat one one meal yeah why I don't know that's the answer you got yeah I
01:01:52
just need one is that wrong I don't know okay cuz they say
01:01:57
You're supposed to eat three times and you [ __ ] only eaten once I I feel great though yeah you look good it's called it's called intermittent
01:02:05
fasting every day eat one meal a day yeah yeah wow yeah for how long you been
01:02:10
doing that for a year now I think and Bobby eats like what four or five oh dud you
01:02:16
eat a lot dude so you eat a lot you know he orders customized uh pan
01:02:23
pizzas from somewhere and they delivered like these thick pizzas he puts them in the oven he eats Gourmet [ __ ] yeah yeah
01:02:31
why why no I'm just saying I'm just that's you want me only jaro no I'm just saying that's good you it's it's a
01:02:38
privilege to eat that that's all it's a privilege no no it's it's a couple extra bus I not everyone could do that that's
01:02:43
all I'm saying everyone can do it no no no no no they go to the grocery store they get like dejos is what you say what
01:02:49
I'm saying yeah that's what I but you I'm not shaming you I'm not I'm not I'm not shaming you get the little you love
01:02:55
the little min the celest yeah the celest the celes no not the celestes the
01:03:00
the Jos got the little small ones too I like those oh they good but you don't have them you don't want those you want to talk about
01:03:06
um the dinner we had what dinner at the
01:03:11
um well you know let's uh be mindful about it though you know cuz it was a
01:03:16
nice it was a nice experience I thought it was good okay go ahead you had dinner today no um Kila made reservations to a
01:03:24
a a a double Michelin star uh sushi restaurant that was very exclusive very
01:03:30
good very very exclusive where dude there was a sign where you can't talk in there there's like rules really yeah a
01:03:38
[ __ ] restaurant I can't talk that and then was this complete silence no this is a whole different thing yeah it's a
01:03:44
whole different thing there it was and then when we showed up Happ what the theme of the restaurant dude there's only five other people in there they
01:03:50
have to do like reservations like a year in advance what type of food is this
01:03:56
it's the rarest Japanese fish like that like like two in OK he does know like
01:04:03
these rare fishes that are sea urchins like yeah just rare stuff yeah yeah and
01:04:09
they would uh we would sit there and it's one of those places where you don't you can't order anything they just bring it to you yeah what the [ __ ] what if you
01:04:17
have a like [ __ ] out and you just just go at it
01:04:22
that ain't I don't do that so you don't know what the [ __ ] you eat exactly you do no no no no cuz they show youed trust
01:04:29
the goddamn Chef chop he's a [ __ ] star [ __ ] Chef yeah you trust him well then we're not
01:04:36
going to bring you there how embarrassing would it be with him there yeah cuz I'm hey man where's there's my
01:04:42
goddamn p no no there's a Code you you have to eat it yeah yeah so you have to eat it you have to eat whatever they
01:04:48
dude it's a $800 it's a crazy it's a $800 me I have to be able to talk for $800 that ain't a lot I'm to somebody
01:04:57
what do you going to say bring bring me a sandwich like bring a sandwich something I want I'm not there's no menu
01:05:04
there's no menu there's no menu do there's no menu dog you no choice you
01:05:09
have to what they present list how weird that is I'm just sitting here and some [ __ ] just go bone appetite and
01:05:15
just walk away no we can't no you have to eat know what the [ __ ] this guy they show you they show you like a sea urgent
01:05:21
like with spikes it's crazy it's crazy but go ahead yeah so they it was sea
01:05:27
urchins and a lot of uh caviar caviar a lot of cavar caviar soup thing with fish
01:05:32
eggs fishs yeah and it was uh pretty good meal pretty good pretty good pretty good stuff yeah pretty good stuff yeah
01:05:38
yeah pretty good stuff yeah yeah had a good but we we we we got the [ __ ] out of there we didn't finish it it was a lot
01:05:45
though and you had a set to do at it two and a half hours long yeah it was a long it was a whole experience man imagine
01:05:51
not talking for 2 and a half hours yeah that's that's what I'm saying for 800 bucks yeah [ __ ] a piece I mean they make
01:05:59
their own Wasabi remember that no no it was 400 a piece you're right 400 a piece it was 800 yeah it's crazy they make
01:06:05
their own wasab it was pretty good though yeah it was a nice fun experience with you and I so let's thank Kila
01:06:12
thanks again K guys do things together all the time oh no not really I haven't seen this guy in a long time he's a busy
01:06:18
guy yeah he did come over I mean you know during the pandemic we didn't see each other a lot and then um but he's my
01:06:26
brother you know I I know where he is you know what I mean he's difficult because he doesn't keep his ringer on
01:06:31
yeah do not disturb right so it's like do not disturb the only way you can call him bro what if it's emergency I don't
01:06:37
know I just whenever I I hear the sound why do not just silence I just you know I just it gives it gives me anxiety like
01:06:43
you know like the sound why you even have a cell phone in I don't know I just I just like you know I'll check it when I check it and then I always hit it you
01:06:49
back and everything's fine yeah I'll say call me and then call me then I'll call you back okay and that's a wrap thanks
01:06:55
for tuning in bad friends okay Episode 229 okay who the [ __ ] is that that's
01:07:01
Bobby oh dude that looks like you is that you
01:07:06
Bob who the [ __ ] dude that's you you and makeup what is
01:07:12
this is that you D that's not me dude dude that looks exactly like you dude that looks like
01:07:20
B holy smokes is that you that's you dude that's not me dude that's you I
01:07:27
don't look like that your the face is exact right doc bro that's your doppelganger right there dud that's your
01:07:33
doppleganger holy [ __ ] dude is that you Bob yeah that's me why would you do that
01:07:39
dog I'm over here like man this dude look just like you yeah yeah I I have a
01:07:44
video I want I have a video that I want you guys to laugh at if go ahead go ahead so um I got one too after you you
01:07:51
got one yeah so go to YouTube This is M let me explain mine okay okay I got a
01:07:57
good one though I got a good one after you so this one's called uh I ain't gay no more okay type it in so right so what
01:08:03
it is so the point is we don't laugh we don't right we watch the video we don't laugh so right so it's basically he goes
01:08:09
to church he's obviously gay right yeah but now that he's church he wants to say you know that he's not he's saved yeah
01:08:15
he's a Christian now he's a Christian so he really believes it right but it's like you know deep down inside he's yeah
01:08:24
okay so so the point is we don't laugh yeah yeah so start from the
01:08:30
beginning do you believe that the Lord tonight has set you free yes
01:08:37
sir turn around and tell those people tell them I'm not gay no more I
01:08:45
am delivered I don't like men no more I
01:08:50
like women wom Okay so
01:08:56
that dude got right there yeah look okay he's still dancing okay that was funny
01:09:02
that was funny okay
01:09:10
yeah but there's videos now of him now going that was just a you know okay yeah
01:09:15
that's it my turn your turn go ahead okay so pull up uh okay so let me let me he can't hear anything by the way no I'm
01:09:21
over here okay let me okay this premise is okay it's uh type in virginity is
01:09:26
virginity is cool I know this one already you do well let's show it to Doc yeah but he can't even hear it I can't
01:09:32
hear and it's something that funny I think it's funny okay okay okay try not to laugh go ahead virginity is cool come
01:09:40
on come on virginity is cool what up what up virginity is cool he's got it
01:09:45
he's got virginity is cool come on come onity they don't they don't get the joke
01:09:52
all right it's fine Jules do you like it virginity is cool come on now yeah like
01:09:58
it it's funny yeah it is cool though cuz I cuz I went to I used to go to church I used to go to church virginity is cool
01:10:03
it is cool yeah yeah that's it so I got to pull up a funny video yeah you just tell them to type something in that you
01:10:09
think will make us laugh and then we'll watch it oh [ __ ] yeah uh teddy bear
01:10:15
prank with the black what man I thought that the teddy bear prank is fun you
01:10:21
know what I'm going to give you a shot teddy bear prank I think this will be a good one who's in the who's in the barood he is oh trying SC his K yeah
01:10:29
he's scaring his father oh he's scaring his father oh I see okay do they got them onw do they got
01:10:34
them on the curfew shut City
01:10:42
down get the [ __ ] out of here
01:10:53
yeah sh right huh oh they was still outside yeah
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right I come out [Music]
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my scared he's so scared
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[Laughter]
01:11:38
he's got a knife he's got a knife yeah got a that's a good one holy
01:11:53
smokes oh my my God that that was good you know what you know what that was so
01:11:59
dangerous that was good somebody could have died oh I know but that was good they committed to it they committed to
01:12:06
it that was a good one start [ __ ] had me on on the floor I'm
01:12:11
your [ __ ] anyway thank you for being bad friend my bad I didn't know we was
01:12:17
going to say it at the same time
01:12:24
w know some topics we can talk about that'll be funny what you have to ask if I've seen the squid ask me about this
01:12:30
squid G yeah 10 minutes right there yeah ask me about that you see it no but
01:12:35
that's why we why hav't you seen that's save no no no save that for the podcast
01:12:41
all right you asked me that that's a 20 minute thing right there that's not 20 no you know who else is going to be
01:12:47
there right doc oh I love doc little doc that's my H I love doc okay little doc
01:12:53
doc from the uh doorman dog from The Comedy Store years ago no my doctor Dr power suar no
01:13:00
jo with the glasses no my doctor Dr power being stupid hey will you stop filming
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[Music]
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do
