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that part let that part what do we talk about I don't even know but um we're
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here would you have a Genda in mind did you run out of gas well I didn't [ __ ]
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these [ __ ] little ladies hold on be nice these little ladies in the house what happened you guys you guys know
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here is that no over the last couple of weeks I haven't Papa's but haven't been driving so I we have one car in the
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house I give him the key I go go ahead go to the thing go ahead yeah the beach
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whatever you won't be free be free but guess back in the car route cuz I give
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him the car Eddie it blinks I panic do you guys not know how to put gas then you know how to put gas in the car know
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how to do it oh they don't know how to do it so what are you gonna do they don't know how to do I learn you know I poop blood
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house poopoo turn the cameras on they're on oh you're ready are you oh you're angry that we're late no I'm not angry
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yeah well you know I don't like deception I don't this is what I don't like wait that was deceiving no I'll
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tell you what this it was deceiving huh hey Bob yeah Andrew that's me sorry
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tell the group tell the people it's me yeah hey Bob hey Andrew uh can we do
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Saturday hmm then I have to call my all my people my assistant and I have to
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cook I don't have one but I have to call you didn't have to do anything different I'm telling what I had to do okay call
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my agent everyone didn't have to do that talk to your agent by the way my manager they're dropping you know they're all
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dropping you that's fine and we're all together conference call zoom all right and go all right let's get
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back what are we doing here Saturday so drop Friday switch things are right move everything around cuz you're a busy boy
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I don't lie I have a wedding to go to no I said let's do say married
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my friend Sean ohh Sean yeah you know Fortin Sean ooh number saying his last
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name on the comedian no is he important to me yeah yeah but to me you know he's
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a good guy he's gay he's getting married but uh that's why we had a switch sounds like we can do Saturday let's do Saturday was the wedding up here dude
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it's at his family's house you can't do it you can't go anywhere I feel so bad yeah I feel so bad I feel so bad but I
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also asked it's a backyard wedding it's gonna be like a quick wedding used to people still bring rice do you bring you
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know how they bring rice and you throw it in here it's good luck right why are you looking at me like that why are you looking at me like that
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don't we eat it no don't people bring rice to weddings I'm Asian and you throw it in the air don't waste where oh well
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when it goes at the end you go I'll just catch it we don't write and we don't throw rice
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so you don't waste it you don't ever waste rice no there's no weight is yeah
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there's so much like me throwing pizzas at a wedding
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really yeah uncooked rice Italian pasta yeah that would be dope speaking of
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spaghetti dress my baby yeah yeah that's forget awaiting we don't throw rice right Jules I didn't say we I mean
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humans am humans still throw rice for weddings they do you know what it's for right well no why you do that do you
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know what traditionally what that's for why it's to cleanse the the bride and the groom well you know that I always
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thought it was like [ __ ] Asians it is I was trying to be nice yeah yeah no it really is it is it is to cleanse
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the air no no wait no it's it's it because we're anti-asian that's what it was yeah no but I'm gonna go yeah I'm
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gonna go to a wedding I'm sorry we had to move the date Thank You Rudy for being so Mally but I know you guys have a lot going I love when people send me videos of like Asian kids getting
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bullied by like somebody sent me a video of the black kids bullying Asian kids
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we're here I don't know where I don't know you know but they sent up hill they said we'll look look look
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and so there's one shaped like the pit you know the Asians against African
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America it's like but everybody bullies Asians yes that's what I'm saying yeah yeah you're kind of like yeah yeah
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number and also too you know there is no problem with bullying Asian so there's
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no people are trying to incite this like you know what blacks and Asians they don't get along you know with there is
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no we do get along yeah I haven't really I've I've never heard that people say black and Asian don't get along well
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during the riots and stuff the last one yeah what they didn't get along then
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they didn't get along then well but that was a different it's a different times of change too
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times have changed but I'm stop sending me that [ __ ]
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people say it's you're not gonna you're not gonna sway me one way or another uh-huh you know no I agree yeah that's
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yeah I don't know why they're sending it to you in the first place well I don't know what they're trying to do what they're trying to get me like get you
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all riled up know also just to get me on the other side of this position of what's going on in the country what side
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do you think what side they want you to be on to get me like I don't know you
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need like not to like black people or something I don't know what do you think of the last episode we did of our show
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here no friends the final episode loved it I loved I thought friends ended so
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well I forgot mad about it I finally finished normal people yeah I liked it
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god dude I gotta tell you good here's what it is the writing is so good when
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she gets into an arc she gets into a fight when when no tell me because I'm gonna watch it now okay I'm not but I'm
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just gonna say like when she gets in an argument with a guy that she's dating Mary Ann she gets in an argument they
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both talk like I've spoken before you man both people talk like I've gone oh my
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god I've said [ __ ] like that because you know how you really feel and you're not saying it and then the girl said stuff
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like that to me it's it's very real are you a man right is it so real the way that they set you it's are you a man am
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i a man yeah this month watch man [ __ ] what's man [ __ ] is that a show new a new
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show now on Spike TV man [ __ ] you want to see man poop for 48 days straight we gotcha
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welcome back to Spike TV with your host buh-buh-buh-buh Bobby Lee take it away
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now host the show hi bubbly welcome back the man [ __ ] one much man poop okay here
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they go hey what's up bub 46 I'm an app designer you watch the
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Kardashians do i watch the Kardashians yeah that's non this is scripted television that we like it's good script
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well acted television what do you watch man up what the [ __ ] do you watch Bob and [ __ ] like go ahead get it afraid cuz
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you like seeing the dicks you want to catch up unblurred dick that's what you're looking for the lot no I just wanted to see effect the
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editor [ __ ] up I want you naked and afraid i watch XL I like the XLS I love XL yeah naked
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ennifer would you ever do it dude if they offered you and I to do naked and afraid' together would you do it with me it would be a three minute episode why
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we'd go out there and we go let's go there's no way we'd be able to do it I could last you would not be over the
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last 21 days I support is way longer than you I wouldn't I would rather die
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I'd rather die out there than have you beat me dude I would beat you so [ __ ]
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fact you would have none of your vices no video games no cigarettes bro you
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wouldn't have legs bro I would eat them I'm an athlete it doesn't matter yeah I run right away from you I know all right holy you could
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never touch my which research the poisons that they have there okay you'd be like hey are you getting fishing yeah
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I'm going fishing Andrew but I'm not I'm going out and getting leave you think I would think you're gonna go fishing you
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would make me make the hut yeah okay I build the hut and you just sleep off no okay you boys ins and I would grind
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it up behind the tree right and then I would knock you out no you wouldn't yeah and then you would have no legs the next day I would eat
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them where would you research where to find poison Gugu
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Rudy what do you think would happen if we did naked and afraid' together it me and Tito bulb did naked and afraid'
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would we both get we get kicked out early you think we'd bail early I think
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to leave yeah and then what would happen to me what I finish 21 days are now get closer to the mic I think you
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wouldn't that you would last long but you wouldn't I won't finish so let me
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just get this straight Juliana let me get this straight you think that Tito
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Bobby would leave earlier than Tito Andrew just let you got you through
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through that out there okay good and I just absorbed that information right and it's now in a file
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inside my head and I'm gonna use that against you all right you're being ungrateful
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do you you have so much against her already but people don't realize about me is is that yes you're more physically
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able than I am fact yeah you're more
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physically able than I am yeah oh yeah and then you are you probably have I'll admit you have probably have
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more survival skills than Papa yeah right but what you don't realize how do you ever camped have you ever camped
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once my um one time I did when I was a kid where did you go I don't know what
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it was a so we're liking you somebody or something but like not Yosemite it was like a town near it near it right and
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then I remember my cousin Andy and I woke up in the tent like at 5:30 in the morning and we looked out and my my
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uncle and my dad's tent gone what do you mean they packed up gone and so now me
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Andy we're like what a left hand 9:10 yes were scared the Bears got them and
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run 9 a.m. we're just sharing in this tent we wouldn't leave scare you see my dad's car roll up they slept in a hotel
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[Laughter] so they were like oh no the Holiday Inn
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who is hungry that's good they made you
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man ya know turned you in a little man I go I hate camping that was it yeah will you camp with me I swear to god
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you'll love it I would come with you if it was vlog door if we film we'll shoot it it'll be so fun you'll love camping but I don't waste
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the camping with you I don't I need it be Phil have you ever pooped outside I poop outside now oh yeah
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you have so what have you ever pooped outside I poop outside and now what what
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i pooed I'll tell you where I put at last that's outside my house yeah in the
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backseat of my Prius stop it in the car you still own not even in the bag all
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over the seat who's clean - do you clear it No kalila cleaned it why did you put do
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that woody why I had to go get out no I loved that movie
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you pooped in the car I was on where was I I was on the 101 mm-hmm
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it was traffic II traffic II right is that word yeah loud traffic traffic he's found sounds more fun yeah it's traffic
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II it was tricky and I have what I call irritable bowel syndrome it sounds like
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I think that's the same thing yeah I don't know yeah but that's what I have are your bowels irritable no do they get
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upset easily but it comes on sudden like that's IBS 9/11 that's IBS it is that's
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what irritable Bob on 9/11 like you woke up yeah that's you yeah that's me except the except your pants are the buildings
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and shield on the 101 and it's traffic and I'm just list of all who was i
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listening to I was into something good you were listening - oh you were listening to Pat Benatar
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yes and I've listened to Pat Benatar mm-hmm and all of a sudden oh I'm gonna
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[ __ ] in the next 12 seconds your body just got yeah hey yeah wakes up and so
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I'm now trying to get off the one Don I get off the 101 okay but now the whole
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you're dilating my star my Brown star right there's not a turtle head sticking out
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right not a turtle head no but sheer water acid II water
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yeah it's bubbling out yeah yeah yeah this is a better RuPt yeah it's like the
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wine Islands before they over though it's a big yes my yeah it's Mount st. Helens it's Paul right it's waiting
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should I go oh I just pull over right now I pulled over right now I just stick
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my ass right from the from the driver's side right sit on it
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I pull down my pants and I just spray all over the backseat into the backseat
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can you name some people that have ridden in the backseat of your car and the microphone right now just name off some people that you've
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driven around Lovings Whitney Cummings crystalline crystal EO has been in the backseat of your car door and then people driving by yeah
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yeah man and I'm like looking is anybody honking because I did a clever thing yeah and I
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I parked in back of ate one of those gigantic garbage things I don't had a
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restaurant in the back Oh in the back there was one on the side of the road so what you read there's a construction
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thing going on so there's a gigantic you didn't just want to get out of the car and poop right next to one of the bins I couldn't even do that
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you couldn't have got it was like no I can't get out I'm doing yeah it was in the emergency and then I put one time I
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had um Korean barbecue with my girlfriend we did it we did one on 6th Street I want
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to say this place is name but it's popular because it's cheaper and it's all-you-can-eat 6th Street in Santa
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Monica not 6th Street in Koreatown Oh Koreatown downtown and as soon as we got out of there
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we're driving down Western bubble guts I pull over off of one of the streets in
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western mhm I ran to a man's house Hey and I sprayed on the side of his house
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what do you what do you others screaming what do you wipe with nothing
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you get pants up nature's breeze the air yeah nature's breathe hands up keep it
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moving yeah damn so I have like those 101 luckily I've been quarantined and I had when I have those episodes your
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right to the bathroom I have three bathroom I gotta tell you something dude as your friend yeah and your therapist no you're not mmm-hmm you have IBS I
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don't that's irritable bowel syndrome I have to go an out syndrome that's what it's called that's how it used to be called
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yeah but they want out of respect they wanted to change a little bit yeah rude have you ever pooped your pants yeah oh my god so common yeah
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you've never pooped your pants one time in Japan one time in Japan there we go one time in Japan I didn't technically
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put my pants but a little pond a little came out yeah and I had to run into a little convenient smart yeah
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and in Japan it was it was I mean I'm not kidding yeah I'm not exaggerating yeah two feet by two feet was the bathroom have you ever seen these like
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it's it's just yeah Oh God two feet by two feet I had to shimmy off
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my pants and Shemp and underwear and everything is that my back is i touching the wall and i have to you know like
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throw the put the poop underwear in the garbage bin and as I did it I missed just poop everywhere poop all over the
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place I mean it was it was a 20-minute nightmare yeah it was it was the most
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you know what's so funny about those it's embarrassing but for no reason no one knew I was the
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only one that knew hmm when you pooped yourself two people know or do just you know yeah but you got embarrassed right
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we're in bed when we do it's like some nobody knows unless you tell people what happened wasn't you do it in the middle
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class yeah what cuz they wouldn't let you go to the bathroom you men we wait
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yeah you [ __ ] your pants and you sat there the whole time kid loves algebra
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we able to absorb any information after you did that yeah wait a minute how much
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longer do you think you sat that's so
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long 20 minutes is like 20 hours yeah so you asked the teacher can I go to the bathroom
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and de jure said no it's could you have
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said wait I just [ __ ] my pants teacher
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wait I just did it I just [ __ ] my pick my pants but she's so quiet that I believe that she wouldn't say any one
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hundred-percent yeah you would ask one time politely and when they say no you wouldn't stand up for yourself and go lady I'm gonna [ __ ]
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myself if you don't let me out of here what class was it do you remember yeah
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well those pants were history - yeah did anybody smell it no one said anything
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that's so nice so nice that couldn't happen here you know my grandparents you
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know I my parent my mother grew up in the same house that my great-great
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great-grandfather did live in the same house it's like five generations of house sound yeah I like since they're
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like early 1800s where is it now it's gone but East and I remember it was like this
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you know the walls are made out of rice paper mm-hmm an ancient Korean looking
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house yeah and I remember as I K 12 year old kid going to that house could you just sleep there in my grandfather's
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room right just hardwood and dark floor did you sleep on the floor yeah you have
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these mats yeah a little thing like yoga mats one sleeps together right and I
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remember I had to take a [ __ ] as a kid right and they go okay and went out
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there and you know in Korea back then it's a hole in the ground sure a lot of places still hole in the ground so when
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you look it's a gigantic hole and you could let you look down there and it's like there's no sewage system right now
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right so the earth so I remember thinking my great-great-great-grandfather [ __ ] is
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deep in there generations of my cool
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urine that's incredible [ __ ] is in there great great grandpa's poopoo yeah yeah isn't
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the same imagine that though that's cool that's cool thinking that is really can Sastry calm and that's how you know
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that's all you gonna have a pool there so um but thank God we had
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a different system here we have toilets here yeah thank God did you have you ever been to Central America
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I have Costa Rica a lot of times the pipes can't handle so you have to toilet
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paper can't go in the toilet you got to put it in the in the bin Oh trash of that hero that's people do it
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some people do it here I'm blown away yeah sure do yeah why because um I clog up the toilet
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unclogged the pipes yes you do my love I don't have girthy
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Eric Griffin [ __ ] no it's just yours I feel like yours are snaky they're long yeah okay so yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah
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I've had very very thin very thin and long yeah they look like spaghetti yeah
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I just wait that that my butt holds tight that's a good thing to have yeah and also um mind I have two holes you
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have a penis hole now I have two bottles you have two potholes mine it was a
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birth defect yeah are you being serious right now I know yeah yeah I always thought to
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myself that God if that be cool if God would have like kind of rearranged our systems what would you want the [ __ ]
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at the bottom of the foot because it's super far away from you know you could have shoes right so I'll just imagine
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I'll push juice no you there's a shoe that opens up the bottom alright and you
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could still be out in the street chat talking to your friend you stick your fit foot inside a street toilet
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yeah Street hole it's a little hole yeah just yeah Jim yeah I'm going to work I just take a [ __ ] right now but yeah
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Francisco got pregnant congratulations or whatever those conference they talk
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right through it yeah it go more like this if I'm pooping yeah at logged I click click I clocked animator hey Bob
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what's up you know so I 12:30 I think I have to meet
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I can meet those guys having a room it would still feel good you feel good yeah
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and as a citizen knowing what you're doing right I would like go do that again right
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well I'm gonna have to go to the third floor because I think Micah has some paper I don't look away DJ I just looked
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away that was so good telling milk away the time and I go and I go back because I I don't want to take away from your
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experience right that's so respectful I know that the do you fart out of your foot still are you
00:22:03
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right foot do is it one if you still have you cell P out of your PP maybe your right foot pees see I think yeah
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and your PP should just be used for reproductive services it's just a [ __ ] thing it's just Bob only car only come
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only come that's it should be and maybe beer yeah whatever your beverage of your
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choice yeah you yeah one sack has come and then you could refill the other sack
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with a beverage of your choice yeah or your partner's choice and you can change the temperature of it - yeah like a
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little if Mike kalila likes a little Chardonnay yeah yeah we don't know why I don't know why before like Bert Kreischer you know
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man you happier vodka yeah if you can meet would suck if you could read as I
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don't spread rumor about buddy I was kidding you want to you want to talk about it no there's a big rumor going
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around I don't even know about those rumored Kreischer No I talk about all right I love him hey
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dude if you if you honestly I thought about this the other day if you someone was like hey one thing
00:25:59
you get to choose one thing to change about your physical appearance that's it I can't manipulate other things you
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can't go this and also put this with it but I think it's such a vague thing though it's one thing you got to change
00:26:11
what is it Rudy what is it for you what would you would be the one thing you change
00:26:17
physically about yourself or do you love yourself wholly and you wouldn't change anything
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your nose what's wrong with your nose oh stop that shut up you got a nice nose
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yeah it's shut the [ __ ] up now let's see that's nuts the watching anime and her Korea dramas because they
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don't have noses they have but they all get operations but I know I've seen either cartoons they draw them so tiny
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and thin why do they do that is it because you like Japanese noses tend to be thinner or also what what
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boggles my mind is Japanese animators make the eyes so wide like yeah they're
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always yeah yeah [ __ ] eyes you know they're drawing it and I guess it there
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I I don't like my I want to like it's
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blur why can't they show insertion in anime porn you know you are in real
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Japanese porn you can't show it going on watch that you never order you don't know about me yes I know what so why is
00:27:26
if I saw a Japanese anime porn once that wasn't blurred so you're getting like the PG probably watching at your hotel
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room we're back in the day when you would go yeah you were on the road back then no I was no but back in the day
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like in the 90s you would go on the road and go to a hotel and um did all the
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porn would be like blurred or all right I remember scrambled porn I love scrambled porn Oh were you with yeah yeah - attendee
00:27:53
did you would you ever rent movies in hotels did you ever rent dirty movies I still do why oh no not since the
00:27:59
Internet yeah yeah I have my iPad yeah but you had before
00:28:04
often dirty movies every time I was on the road never paid for him never thought I just the idea why I do OVR I
00:28:12
did the VR do you have it oh yeah I want it I have an oculus what can I get one can
00:28:18
I have it best is it really oh my god it's like I have a friend that has one he said it's changed what I had
00:28:25
to stop - I took my I gave my brother one he ain't here to stop cuz it was just it was just too much addicted yet
00:28:31
because what they have now is you know you put it on and then they have the man's leg sticking so you can position
00:28:37
your body when your leg goes like you're there your legs right and then a girl
00:28:42
will just walk in and go hey look at Rudy's face oh yeah yeah we're not we're not gonna go into detail yeah but your
00:28:50
legs are sticking out yeah and some girl walks in and goes hey and then you for
00:28:55
some reason go what's up what's up
00:29:00
nothing yeah and then she stopped taking off your clothes you go I will say where's
00:29:06
Carla do wait wait a minute is there is there
00:29:11
choose-your-own-adventure yeah there's just different scenarios but you can pick as you go along no not at the time
00:29:17
if that's what they need oh they will they need to go here's what I want next but then they'll do a thing where the girl will walk up to you and
00:29:24
then she'll her head will come and whisper stuff in your ear no that's so creepy yeah yeah and then you're like
00:29:31
[Music] [Laughter]
00:29:37
just hear it in this side yeah and
00:29:42
already you're the comic oh sorry already the the penal yeah Lupino
00:29:48
gravity implants right and the and the sperm accretion and the secretion right
00:29:57
like yeah just like the Hawaiian Islands how much does this cost free port on
00:30:02
what the oculus I mean oh the oculus is probably three four hundred bucks that's where they sold out we're like I got it
00:30:09
right when the Panda was pandemic starting so I I bought to about got one for my brother the games are fun too as
00:30:16
well [Music] have you done um the plank also you know
00:30:23
what I gotta do I gotta bring my oculus here yeah I play the games where's this thing will the plank it's basically you
00:30:30
you go in an elevator right you press the button oh I've seen this yeah and you go out on a plane can you jump off
00:30:36
yeah and people people like fall into it I'll be we have videos of her doing it screaming it's pretty scary
00:30:43
I want to hey you love to do it wait they have a bunch of different scenarios where you get a bar fight I have a bar fight one we have the sticks right you
00:30:50
walk into a bar get into a fight yeah guys like what do you write yeah
00:30:55
what's that right and you throw a bottle out of and he comes or do you start beating people up but then eventually like bigger
00:31:02
people come in is it kind of scary oh it's pretty fun when you start swinging
00:31:07
you're like your life depends but here's I'm saying is this scenario the same every time what stories with you when you do it
00:31:15
once you can't do it again right cuz then you've seen it before what the porn no no no the bar fight stuff like that
00:31:21
like what's different you go and you there's a Western bar I'll just keep going into bars and getting different
00:31:28
different kinds of bar I'm thinking about it from production standpoint how many bars they had to film this fake fight scene its core it's more video
00:31:34
gaming yeah it's a know real people it's not real okay yeah yeah I love I love the idea of like real dudes be like well
00:31:40
sure swing at a camera my did you have like a friend that's like actor friend is not doing well I would [ __ ] love
00:31:50
that well I would too that would make me so happy to see someone I know sitting in my record get him yeah there was a
00:31:57
game called la no wire you ever see that play that game Eleanor are ya a rockstar made it yeah and you know Nick Yusuf's
00:32:04
in it no yeah his voice him what do you mean the animated his
00:32:09
face and his voice really yeah and I and you can't get to him in to the end of the game and what do you you can kill
00:32:16
him you have to kill him I think you can yeah so I I didn't even like the game but I just played it just to the egg
00:32:23
into him did he kill him yeah did you talk to him blood oh yeah and like it was fun cuz you could drive by
00:32:29
the Comedy Store was kind of they did that in grand theft GTA yeah yeah and they call it like the
00:32:35
chuckle yeah yeah ha ha ha all over yeah yeah somebody posted a clip somebody posted a
00:32:42
clip today of GTA clip where a dude is just like getting into a fight with
00:32:47
another dude and the cops are right there the cop cars right there and they're just like PI D punching each other punching each other and it's like
00:32:53
the moment a black guy comes in then the cops get out of the car oh wow I don't do anything until then the guy just and the dude playing it
00:32:59
looks at the camera just goes see that's funny yeah how are you feeling now about
00:33:06
this this week we did that episode and now we got a lot of comments a lot of
00:33:12
positive ones as well I want we spoke our mind I said the things I wanted to
00:33:17
say you said what you said you wanted to say and I and I don't know I'm not gonna [ __ ] listen to hate I don't [ __ ] I
00:33:24
don't [ __ ] give a [ __ ] you know I remember I called you and I was just like a little paranoid about it but you were I'm a completely changed
00:33:29
man yeah I can feel that the energy is significantly different yeah I don't give I don't care now I genuinely don't
00:33:37
care how people feel about how I feel about things yeah you believe what you believe and I also believe I'm right that's yes that's
00:33:44
fine know what I'm saying like universally right sure yeah I'm not here to debate you we're
00:33:51
talking about human beings yeah and I'm gonna fight the right for human beings
00:33:58
to exist yeah and to be treated equally yeah that's all and um also at the mid
00:34:04
seth rogen really kind of got me he made me laugh he was trolling people that wrote all lives matter on Twitter and
00:34:10
wrote and just writing [ __ ] you yeah and don't watch my movies yeah don't watch my movie Edie
00:34:15
Depp honestly I want to be honest with about Seth yeah that inspired me yeah
00:34:22
because I'm like oh because he's on the right side of history so he knows that I
00:34:29
think it's like at this point we're talking about you know people's lives so
00:34:35
I think you can you can do that here's what I would say I agree with you I liked what he said I think it's funny
00:34:42
whether or not you disagree with Seth and do you think he's on the wrong side of history or the right side of history what I really love
00:34:48
about that regardless is he's sticking to his brand he's going no no no this is
00:34:53
how I feel if you don't if you don't want to agree with me fine don't watch my [ __ ] like that's what inspired you to
00:34:59
be like [ __ ] I'm gonna feel the way I feel it doesn't matter that people are gonna agree with you just feel the way you [ __ ] feel let me just dial back a little bit yeah
00:35:08
back in the day when the first african-american girl was integrated
00:35:14
into you know a white school mm-hmm there were public people there saying that that girl and the people that
00:35:21
support her are on the wrong side of history but she's not right Luther King
00:35:29
isn't the wrong there's only one side that's the right side of it yesiree look
00:35:35
at look at history what I'm saying to you know what I'm saying - you're right I don't know about your opinion oh
00:35:41
that's not an opinion okay it is your opinion I understand
00:35:47
people have other opinions they can have them too but those events in our near
00:35:53
Fister II yeah is the right side of history yes fighting for people's rights yes is
00:35:59
the right side of history I completely agree okay that's all I'm saying yeah you know I agree I'm saying people are going to disagree with us
00:36:06
that's [ __ ] nature I'm gonna stick with how I feel I don't [ __ ] care and I'm probably gonna get [ __ ] kicked
00:36:12
off Twitter I didn't know you couldn't say [ __ ] I called Laura Ingraham a [ __ ] yeah well this is for you yeah if you
00:36:21
got a butthole and you like it clean then you need to get yourself a toshi yeah but to see here in the studio yeah
00:36:27
one here we both have met our house we have it yeah and we have it in our house and um when I use it I can't believe I
00:36:34
didn't live LA I live live without it for so long it is mind-blowing to think that people just wiped for a long time
00:36:39
without wind just left it like an egg off of my butthole that's all clean can I know all right well next time well
00:36:45
I'll try next week the Toshi modern bidet attachment is here to just change the game in the
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bathroom and attach to the toilet super easy like I said we did it here we go affordable and yeah [ __ ] guys yeah
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there's no electricity no additional plumbing you don't have to change or manipulate anything it's super easy to install it $79 five minutes to
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install and it's only $79 ditch the paper products get rid of stop clog in the toilet with stuff remember your
00:37:11
father would yell at you stop throw too much toilet paper down there like Bobo does and also you don't have to even wipe your butthole at all no you could
00:37:17
just you could just use it right here's the butchery it and then all of a sudden clean clean clean clean it attaches right to the toilet seat go - hello -
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00:37:58
friends yep can I can I introduce you to somebody
00:38:06
okay Bob so so a couple weeks ago we talked about someone who made a song on
00:38:12
the Internet it's from a while ago it popped back up
00:38:24
in my feed somehow yeah on YouTube
00:38:30
I use my knowledge drops even while feeding ducks probably because of this
00:38:37
podcast and she reached out to us and she wanted to come on the show my angel
00:38:45
[Music] and we said okay let's talk let's come
00:38:53
on the show cuz she said she wants to explain her position yeah and all that stuff so ladies and gentlemen without
00:38:58
further ado Jen Murphy I want to say
00:39:04
this I think the song is extremely catchy yeah right I if I was at your
00:39:11
party I probably would have danced right because it usually when I listen to
00:39:16
music though I don't really listen to the lyrics really right I just like the tone of it right so I like the tone of
00:39:22
it you know and I like it you heard the lyrics would you stop dancing and go I would just be like I'll get it but the
00:39:35
song is cute and um yeah I think if I thought was your friend and I knew you and I we were at the party I don't think
00:39:42
that I would have been offended at all but there was a young Asian woman there that she says she's close friends with who's uh Chinese you said she's Chinese
00:39:49
you told me right right and she supports the song huh I did not know her yet the
00:39:55
night of the party um I had about five or six Asian friends there but I don't
00:40:02
usually count how many of which Nissa tea I have lots of friends of all types I'm founder of go girl worldwide to
00:40:09
empower girls and women so I'm a very diverse group of friends and business partners and women that come to my event
00:40:15
so it never even registered that I better make sure I have enough Asians in the background when I do my ninja saw
00:40:23
most of my friends know I'm a youtuber I Drive the kids Barbie Jeep and I am self-deprecating and I'm just a big dork
00:40:30
and I'm a comedian so I thought you know I've been working on this ninja song
00:40:35
it's pretty cool and I'm launching my my Murphy bed store why don't I just do my
00:40:42
latest song and so my Murphy bed partners were like well how does it tie in I said well the first line I shut my
00:40:49
Murphy [Laughter] okay so that was the first time I ever
00:40:58
performed my ninja song I obviously went all out and it it did strike me I had
00:41:04
started performing the song and I'm like oh she's and she's right here and she
00:41:13
doesn't know me and she doesn't know my YouTube videos and I didn't even realize she didn't really even know English at
00:41:18
the time so she didn't speak English she
00:41:33
trapped there what is it day two of her big in America merged into you know
00:41:44
Orange County at that moment in time waiting place to land
00:41:49
it's interesting how life works and I did get to know her and she's a total
00:41:55
sweetheart she's come to some of my go-girl events and did she speak English now he does okay let us ask you some
00:42:09
questions let's break this up let's ask some questions so so do okay what let's
00:42:17
start with this you the partners of the Murphy thing when you did it you said I
00:42:23
want to do a song and they said okay well what does have to do with Murphy beds and you said while I talk about a bed in the first five seconds right but
00:42:31
after that it has nothing to do with beds right well what is it about I don't
00:42:36
underst you it's about who shall yeah what is the song about maybe we have to go yeah there it is the backstory and it
00:42:44
is funny because a lot of people want to just assume I'm an Asian hater or a racist or what the heck is a song all
00:42:51
about and right there is rhyme or reason to it but it takes a little explaining so I'm friends with a guy named Peter
00:42:58
and he'll I to impersonate mr. Chow on the hangover it kind of looks like him and he can do
00:43:04
that a accent that Ken does in the movie and so he said Jane I want to be in one
00:43:11
of your YouTube videos I'd love to do that let's collab and so I started thinking about it and how could I work
00:43:16
him in and then one of my clients that I I make videos for companies and we try
00:43:22
and make them viral videos and this company said hey we want you to do something where you are doing like a
00:43:27
saga thing with like a villain and it's you versus him I'm like hmm hey maybe
00:43:32
Chow could be like a ninja in this and so that kind of got my wheels spinning and then he was all about it we started
00:43:39
filming this and then I thought oh a song would be really cool and then he steals my Barbie Jeep and then we're
00:43:46
like at it but at the very end we make up and we become friends and so as I
00:43:51
started writing this song I thought you know part of my blond persona that I that I have in my YouTube character and
00:44:00
I try and be self-deprecating and act like I'm a TV blonde and so I thought
00:44:05
well part of me thinking I'm becoming a ninja is assuming his accent like trying
00:44:11
to sound like him dude and I thought hey it would be kind of funny I will do it
00:44:16
you know and so we're in the recording studio and my sister Juliana came up a
00:44:22
lot of my projects Dennis my mic my producers there we had a few other
00:44:27
people you know I don't think we had an Asian in the mix which probably would have been a good idea I think I safe to
00:44:33
say there's no way there was an Asian in the mix I think if there was one Asian I bet they would have gone I don't know do
00:44:40
you think in retrospect you think in retrospect you you wouldn't have done the accent you think in retrospect you wouldn't have done the X I know you know
00:44:47
what you're sticking with it's funny but they also know yeah you know what listen
00:44:56
I've now listen to your point of view I know the journey now to the song yeah
00:45:02
right you're also a comedian which I didn't know I I really didn't know anything about you
00:45:07
in the video so I just thought you were just when you say comedian what do you mean you mean you do comedic videos on
00:45:13
she's comedian she does probably 300 funny YouTube videos I Drive a kids
00:45:19
Barbie Jeep I act like it's my real car okay I write lots of different songs with
00:45:24
usually with the message of in fact I have my son try right here this is all
00:45:30
of the different ways that I try and Jenna's on a mission to ignite joy spread smiles and empower yeah yeah okay
00:45:36
and so I'm a goofball and I make fun of myself and in this case scenario you
00:45:44
know I was making my son of myself for being a blonde thinking I had to sound like him and I do remember being in the recording studio saying wait that could
00:45:51
maybe that where I say like on the big screen I go let's not be squeak let's just say screen because it's not a
00:45:58
accent lose the alliteration last thing
00:46:09
I think do you think perhaps it's do you think in retrospect being genuine I'm not attacking you do you think it is a
00:46:15
little bit insensitive with the context
00:46:20
and what is you I have a lot of people I've run it by because I don't want to
00:46:25
make a mistake you know moving forward especially right now yeah but I do think that I'm so goofy and I'm clearly making
00:46:32
fun of myself I actually I I adore all people but I especially have a thing for
00:46:37
for Asians because my first inspiration to do YouTube videos was Ryan Higa
00:46:43
back you know nigahiga that channel and back about like 12 years ago and I
00:46:48
thought and one of his first videos was how to uh how to be ninja and I thought
00:46:53
I was so great I've always loved ninjas and so for me like you know and I went to China but Jen's but Jen he's be hold
00:47:00
on he's um he's Asian yeah but you know what come on you guys make fun of us
00:47:06
yeah yeah we do we do a great defense you can what a defender okay yeah you
00:47:12
can because you didn't know like [ __ ]
00:47:19
you well you said this girl she's a rich Orange County she can't climb a
00:47:24
tree where's you know I grew up in Oregon so well I think I think I
00:47:30
probably was meaner I don't remember I want to say though that I am Number One
00:47:36
I hadn't I thought you were just some drunk girl at a party yeah who wrote the
00:47:42
song ten minutes before right your prep you performed it and then I didn't know
00:47:48
anything about you so when you watch it in that context you go wow yeah and also
00:47:55
you know you know I've seen not you specifically but you know I've been to Orange County and you know I very
00:48:07
concern of its conservative area yeah Irvine right there they're more right-wing that's probably in California
00:48:13
the most right wing area right yeah probably so and then when I see the scope of the audience because I have
00:48:19
eyes right it's one Asian girl and generally mostly white people white people and you're singing this ninja
00:48:26
song yeah I think I was a little offended when I saw it but now when I know that you know that they did LA that
00:48:35
you're a comedian right and you do you comedic videos and that I think that I
00:48:43
give you more of a pass you know I'm not I'm not gonna give you the past Bobby can't give you the pass I'm time taking the pass around now you
00:48:50
collect it well here's my thing I understand what you I think I understand what you think the intent was but I just
00:48:56
think it's um you know Ryan does that stuff because he's Asian we can it's easier for us to make fun of ourselves
00:49:02
but you saying mean job you're but
00:49:08
you're do it but when doing in an in a stereotypical Asian accent right right
00:49:16
right it's it's a TD well let me show you let me show you something real quick John you sent me this one let's watch
00:49:21
this watch this there's a video Jen never no one's ever seen this Jen sent me this and this is
00:49:28
her she actually went to she went to where did you go these are just random clips like
00:49:33
and edited it completely alright let's take let's take a look at this
00:49:42
how to throw a ninja star how to hit hard
00:49:55
[Music]
00:50:07
okay is this in Orange County yeah Laguna and then at some point at
00:50:19
some point you do go to where do you where do you go in this video I went to China oh okay you went to China
00:50:28
are you performing here in the street yeah well no what were you doing your
00:50:34
song I was just getting clips you know seeing what cut and they loved me and
00:50:39
they were so sweet everyone wanted a photo and especially left flanges are from Japan they are
00:50:46
Japanese no but that's another part of my blonde character right all right okay
00:50:51
and then I'm thinking well they're from Japan but it's kind of funny that my you
00:50:56
know I think and I do that would you know what some places comedians we kind of push the envelope
00:51:02
we sure do and then this is and then this is you again you're and this is
00:51:08
still in China yeah and then you're at a
00:51:14
temple and this is money on the street did you did you get donations for something or
00:51:20
Rosetta bit my tiny guitars often get tips oh wow and then your and then
00:51:32
helping someone lifts up [Music]
00:51:39
[Applause]
00:51:46
ooh that old perverting agent man look
00:51:51
at ya yeah he's not looking at her back of her head I'll tell you that right yeah know what I will say is that when I
00:52:01
perform the song at my America good party it was more for me to just perform it because I wanted to is new and then I
00:52:07
plan to do the music video yeah let's just test it out see what my followers
00:52:13
on YouTube think of the song I put it on my youtube channel kind of forgot about it for a couple of months and then a guy
00:52:20
named angry Asian man who's a blogger on reddit I know it okay om you took a
00:52:27
screenshot of me with the girl behind me and then did it right up and said you know racist white woman did it uh and it
00:52:34
got a ton of people jumping on it but he actually didn't call me a racist he said at the end of it I don't think she's
00:52:39
actually a racist that but he the title and then everyone jumped on it but you know I wish I wouldn't have posted me
00:52:46
performing it at the party out of context that and you know I didn't think it would go viral I thought yeah once a
00:52:52
music video and puts it in context people will understand my my humor and I'm making fun of myself
00:52:58
Jenny here's the here's the thing okay is I don't think I have a problem with
00:53:03
the song or now I'm thinking back now I have an opinion now okay
00:53:10
or or the context of the song or the lyrics I don't have a problem with the
00:53:17
rhyme or even the musical background I think I have the problem with the accent
00:53:22
right and the problem with it is is that growing up as a kid right white people
00:53:28
that look like you not used specifically and I have a lot of white friends would come up to me and they would do this and
00:53:34
they would do the accent to my face and then they would throw a rock at my head right and they would bully me right and
00:53:40
I think when you when you see white people now in 2020 whenever that was
00:53:46
filmed right there's a while ago right how many years ago seven years ago right
00:53:51
it gives me you know it really does give me PTSD right and I don't think that
00:53:56
you're a racist I just don't think that you were mindful and be really aware unconscious you know and
00:54:01
yeah you didn't really think it through yeah so you know I think that from now on but genu you step your yeah but even
00:54:22
if you grew up or and you grew up there
00:54:32
are a lot of jokes people do and I could go well I take offense that I take offense that yeah guys do jokes about
00:54:38
people with different accents and Bobby I saw the clip of you on stage and you were talking about hey so why do they
00:54:45
have to look for ninjas when they come through security TSA the ninjas is only going to now you know in the youth you
00:54:53
switched over to that type of an accent and so that's our vision those Asian you
00:55:00
know what that's item that I don't it's like you know I don't say the N word in
00:55:06
front of a ever and from a black person especially but black people say it to each other because they have a pass
00:55:12
right could you ever like a valley girl you know because people are the UM yeah
00:55:19
because Valley girls have never has suffered oppression there's never been like an oppressive moment of valley
00:55:24
girls that weren't given opportunities or weren't given yeah look at no one
00:55:30
know you just but here's the thing when
00:55:38
you say like we don't like Rio we oftentimes make off-color jokes or or or
00:55:44
you know we we talk we we talk a lot of dumb [ __ ] but context means almost
00:55:50
everything as a comedian so like the way we do it or the subject involved it matters a lot so when you say like oh I
00:55:57
should be able to do an act agent acts and it's like yeah sure I guess I mean you just have to understand context is
00:56:03
gonna mean everything so the way it's received is gonna be contextual so no one knows how you really feel they're
00:56:08
gonna take at face value people know how we feel on this show that's why we talk so freely but well you know people that do
00:56:16
you know me where that follow me yes Billy what you know I if you look at the
00:56:22
work I've done for the last 12 years I have given my heart and soul any money I make in business I put right back into
00:56:29
right weeping to help unify women and Jenny we're not saying that you're a bad
00:56:35
person we think that you're a good person I'm not saying that I don't I'm not even calling you a racist I because
00:56:43
I'm wearing blonde I am such a different I'm putting a box if I can do a funny
00:56:51
Asian accent what I can't do it I can you think do you think you're not allowed to do accents because you're
00:56:57
because you're a blonde white woman you think it's a month you you think that's what that's the reason why it really
00:57:07
depends on who's doing the accent and what's the context behind it right like you know now I think that's more of it than anything it's not like a pity party
00:57:15
it's like I can't do something because I'm blonde it's not because you're blonde it's it's got to be context right
00:57:20
it's everything got asked to have some sort of contextual message to it but for you you just want to be it you know well
00:57:31
Jen you say you say you play the character of a goofy blonde right are you a goofy blonde in real life who's
00:57:36
who's who I kind of take my own real
00:57:42
personality and then I heighten it I'm a little clumsy so in my videos I'm super clumsy
00:57:48
you know I'm Apprentice Donald Trump I but I because I want to break the ice
00:57:54
and you know get through to people I do a self-deprecating thing even at my
00:57:59
seminars and things I try and laugh at myself and I try and make light of things and I Drive like Barbie do I
00:58:06
Drive down the damn road and I get pulled over by cops why are you doing but if it gets some views and it makes
00:58:12
people laugh yeah something that I'm really glad you guys me on your show because you could have
00:58:17
said it now let's just you know let it be you guys have given me a chance to say Who I am and I really appreciate
00:58:24
that I see you guys love what you do you're both really good you're going and we need that right now we need
00:58:30
positivity Oh Jen let me let me say this to you I appreciate we appreciate you but let me say this when you say
00:58:37
self-deprecating you gotta be self-deprecating do you nan I mean like
00:58:43
if you're saying I've if I'm being self-deprecating I can't if I'm being self-deprecating about me being a redhead I can't be a redhead making fun
00:58:51
of I can't make fun of being a redhead but then do an Asian accent do you and I mean because I'm not Asian so if I'm
00:58:57
doing self-deprecation I'd have to go I'd have to go hey I'm just a dumb ginger I can't go oh I'm at the home of
00:59:03
Jean job I mean it would it wouldn't it that doesn't that's not the same thing so you can't if you're gonna make fun of yourself for being a dumb blonde you got
00:59:09
to just be make fun of yourself for being a dumb blonde we appreciate you
00:59:17
coming to speak here speak your piece I will say this you keep thriving keep
00:59:22
doing your thing don't read comments I try no they're gonna like you ripped
00:59:30
apart you know I don't need a good person I just you know just this is just a suggestion maybe not do the accent no
00:59:37
more ninja how about no more ninja write a new song baby no more ninja songs about this will help you write a
00:59:42
song called a bit how about we'll write a song called goofy dumb blonde and we'll write it with you and then we can
00:59:48
I'm serious will do a song called we'll do it like collab like a lab if you want to do we'll do a collab called you know
00:59:55
something like a Orange County blonde or something like that where blonde wigs
01:00:04
all right Jen we we appreciate you very much Jen you have a great rest of the day for us we're all fine she's so toned
01:00:21
that III get to the port where I was just like oh we just you were very nice
01:00:27
I was wasn't he exceptionally nice you were here like night once I realize you
01:00:32
made me hold my tongue I was once I realized that we're dealing I've dealt with people like that right
01:00:38
she's tone-deaf yeah and for when she when she tried to equate her childhood
01:00:44
to my childhood same thing she grew up in Oregon I know but people used to make
01:00:50
fun of her in Oregon they used to say look at you I know girl
01:01:00
yeah here's the thing she's gonna watch the episode she's gonna see yeah I will
01:01:07
stand by my point very obviously I think people that know me would obviously know that I I help I did very good I did very
01:01:13
good at being nice and calm yeah what did not get me and I know you were saying slow down yeah because I hear
01:01:19
there was it because I wasn't gonna be reading minutes in I wanted to get out I know me too right three minutes and I can feel your
01:01:27
energy yeah my energy was like I'm out yeah right yeah so then I was just playing nice yeah because I don't want to also
01:01:33
you know III think that she is in her heart not a bad person
01:01:39
of course she's probably not great person she just doesn't have the that she doesn't have the she doesn't have
01:01:46
any social context to why any Asian friend who's a real Asian friend would go don't do that oh so any Asian friend
01:01:54
go that's not the oppressor you can't yeah I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean dude it you're we're talking
01:01:59
to each other here and also what made me laugh was like that asian chick didn't
01:02:04
know English it's super fast it that was she went to school probably her first
01:02:10
words that she learned was you Gracie
01:02:21
so that you can tell her that you're right oh she's on my game this is it she probably said that yeah oh my god
01:02:28
it's uh what do you think Rudy let's hear rude zapping yeah I always like to hear what Rudy has to say I mean people know what we're what we feel about it
01:02:35
I don't hate the woman I think it's just very she it's just it's just tone-deaf it's just very it's very suspicious
01:02:40
she's an attractive white very white right she has money you can see from you
01:02:48
know the backdrop I mean she's right even even if she doesn't the point is like is you know I'm just you know and
01:02:54
she has every right to defend her point of view assure we let her do it and I don't think that we have to persecute
01:03:01
her I think that people's opinion I think she's been persecuted by Ana well
01:03:07
I think if this comes out yeah this is gonna be very difficult for her it's coming now I know it is I know so that's
01:03:15
what I don't think that we needed to really do much I didn't need to mean we don't want to be mean people will have their opinions but she also might get a
01:03:22
lot of followers here's the thing she I'm sure she's not a bad person I think she just when we live this is something
01:03:28
I talked about with the front when we live in a certain area and we don't get to like leave an area you your your
01:03:34
views of almost everything will be kind of sync singular because no one's
01:03:39
telling you you don't have one person going hey you know what else is different than that that I feel dadada when nobody says that you know then you
01:03:46
kind of don't have any opposing views I also have to say that yes I've seen Chris D'Elia do accents from a different
01:03:54
land mm-hmm I've seen you do accents from a different land yeah right
01:04:00
yeah but the context it's not only that it's funny it has to be tied into a
01:04:09
really strong punch line and there's got to be a point to it yeah no that's
01:04:14
that's what I stats when I kept trying to explain because you I've seen you you know be very supportive of Hispanics for
01:04:21
instance yeah I talk about how much I love [ __ ] back yeah yeah that's I love Mexican beef that's the foundation of the bit right and then when you do
01:04:28
accents you know it's funny because we get the context is right because the context
01:04:33
is I'm supporting a group I write this isn't supporting a group it's just joking about this she's just doing the
01:04:39
accent so I think that's the problem well I and it's hard to explain can't
01:04:44
the word context but context and comedy is everything yeah it's it's hard to explain that like dude I did I did a
01:04:50
whole bit about and is a true story when I was in Costa Rica yeah I saw Costa Ricans hate people from
01:04:58
Panama South could it's it's a violently Haiti do they fight each other all the time I watched a guy getting his [ __ ]
01:05:05
face kicked in by two guys yeah and I asked the guy that was with us I said dude what the [ __ ] is going on like
01:05:11
write us out of this hotel and he goes and I did the accent when I do the bit I say he now he says this guy he says well
01:05:17
you're from he says no what are you from yeah and he says penny Moore [ __ ] and that was he for him you
01:05:25
know he [ __ ] him up he's friend come he said he's from Panama they [ __ ] him up bad and I tell the joke in the accent
01:05:31
because I'm giving context of what's going on right I'm not making fun of that's what happened right that's
01:05:37
literally what happened and also let me say this she brought up my ninja joke which I haven't done in 18 years I don't
01:05:43
even know what yolked at it I know you don't know I didn't understand I'd show and after I did it then I just never did it again but yeah but you'd you're your
01:05:50
agent not only that and my agent I say one thing yeah you cannot see me that's all I say
01:05:57
right but it's in the context of that's the last line of a three-minute bit yeah
01:06:03
right so she doesn't oh my god for her to bring that up
01:06:08
it was interesting that's not interesting it's just that I can do the [ __ ] axe I'm [ __ ] Asian right she
01:06:15
says she doesn't stand by that what do you think rude oh I want to hear it I
01:06:22
think she's mean going to China and
01:06:32
doing doing the ninja stuff is really no no well that's kind of [ __ ] crazy
01:06:40
yeah she's doing
01:06:45
she's performing she was performing for me this this was this was very looking
01:06:53
and it's funny because people would say that like let's just remove the word races because people like to throw around the word racist a lot right you
01:06:58
know and like I said - I said it's just extremely deaf it's very insensitive it's very like you don't understand that
01:07:04
like none of these people are going to come up to you and go hey this is [ __ ]
01:07:11
up don't do that accent they wouldn't sound like that dude none
01:07:17
of these [ __ ] odds it gets in context none of these people have yes and go
01:07:25
excuse me we have fun I'll give you the
01:07:35
go-ahead of Asia go what you do is wrong racist white lady yeah no one's gonna
01:07:47
say that yeah because they're [ __ ] because you're a white American girl who they're afraid isn't that that crazy
01:07:55
white American girls is what I expected from her hmm you guys I just you know looking back at doing that video that's
01:08:01
so insensitive that I did that I'm so sorry ya know and I'm I started an organization to you know called no more
01:08:09
no more Asian accent no Raven X or whatever it might be right I thought that was good I didn't think she was gonna come here and just defend
01:08:15
at that point of view she went ham she wouldn't have - Rudy Rudy said the right thing I'm sure she's not a bad person
01:08:20
I think people have good hearts but but it did it piss you off a little bit yeah yeah she did you know she did the
01:08:28
apprentice with Trump she said that and she and there was a whole like CNN thing
01:08:34
a while when he was running that he kissed her and she was like I wasn't offended by him like he just kissed her
01:08:40
by the elevator oh we should have asked I didn't want to get into the depths of Trump no we should ask who she sports I
01:08:45
can order what are you talking about she did I just told you yeah Jennifer let's see if we can pull this up Jennifer
01:08:52
Murphy Trump kiss I've seen the clip before yeah here it is here you want to
01:08:58
see this that's her yeah you want to see this she went to CNN and talked about not being offended this is when Trump was running that is
01:09:03
her sure is sound like my dad sure is let's hear it's only a minute
01:09:10
long but but can you tell us that the kiss itself happened at Trump Tower at
01:09:15
some point you know so this is something that frustrates me about the media and
01:09:21
journalism I mentioned at one point yes he kissed me on the lips but that's what they want to focus on it was a small
01:09:27
kiss it was after he had fired me on the apprentice he called me the next day and said I still want to give you an
01:09:34
opportunity to work for me I was very impressed with you so after several meetings and getting to know him more he
01:09:40
walked me to the elevator at one point and he did reach in and give me a little kiss and I was a little surprised but I
01:09:47
wasn't offended and I could have turned away and I really think that we need to
01:09:52
take these incidents into account and make sure that we don't let the media spin anything out of control and put
01:09:57
words in our mouth and that's why I'm excited for the opportunity to or she
01:10:03
comes on no no you show it before why
01:10:09
don't you show me this before she comes off because I knew the reaction was gonna be different that's very clever of you yeah because
01:10:15
then it would have been a completely different interview mm-hmm now if now we
01:10:21
put it into context mm-hmm all right people burn her alive I'm kidding no
01:10:33
it's just so I'm sweating it's so hot in here it is very hot wow that whole thing with you know it
01:10:39
was a cosmic experience for me thank you I feel like you I wanted you to have it like that yeah but can I tell you why
01:10:45
yeah honestly mm-hmm I know you well enough to know how you react to things yeah and and
01:10:50
lately shit's been weird and wild hmm okay mm-hmm and I want to say this how
01:10:57
you reacted was impressive because I thought you were gonna be a little bit
01:11:04
more blunt and you were yeren what proves to me is you're you're a really
01:11:10
good person and you don't like hurting people you don't you know that and and and you just
01:11:16
you you always usually you usually take the right steps you almost always take the right steps pop ya know you really
01:11:22
do you're really a good person just cuz you disagree with her and you don't like her and both of us don't agree with what
01:11:28
she does you don't feel like you need to yell at somebody and and make them feel awful
01:11:34
because it doesn't earn you anything but because we made fun of her for two episodes shameful though huh I have a
01:11:40
feeling of [ __ ] let's just be real here go ahead there is a feeling of shame when she was on that I didn't go after
01:11:46
or more mm-hmm and the reason why is because I've been conditioned yeah
01:11:51
through my life is just let why people act the way they do mhm and well I mean
01:11:58
I stood up for you how I know you stood up for me because I mean that my white friends would well because I don't like it I I know I don't like it either
01:12:04
I I even checked myself and I'm now thinking about how I behave just now right and and because of all the things
01:12:11
that are going on in the world and I'd have to change that about myself yeah maybe yeah maybe we just learned a good
01:12:17
lesson I don't defend myself I you know you know I when a cop pulls me over I'm very
01:12:24
shy I'm sorry officer you know and I you know and I let people talk to me in a
01:12:30
certain way and just because I think I I kind of subconsciously know the white
01:12:36
rules you know the white rules yeah and there's there's a bit of shame
01:12:42
that comes along with that right I think a lot of ages are that way we want to stay quiet and we don't want
01:12:47
to be seen well that's why I just said I'm not I wasn't joking around that's why no one in that square said anything to her right because I think that now
01:12:54
I'm no longer to be like that you should voice your [ __ ] I'm the card of it yeah guys I think it's coming
01:13:00
out in certain different ways mm-hmm and it comes out vocally around my girlfriend at home mm-hmm I'll just say
01:13:07
things you know rage ow yeah right but then when I'm in society you mean I just
01:13:14
I know this matrix II kind of this rule or this this world that was built around
01:13:19
me and I have to kind of live amongst and navigate through a navigate through it and I know long I just I think that
01:13:25
that doesn't do me any service I don't think it does people that look like me any service and
01:13:31
I'm quite frankly tired of quiet Asians speak to [ __ ] up yeah I'm tired of don't
01:13:41
I mean rock the bone you know we're doing great in this country right let's
01:13:46
not state our opinions mm-hmm I'm tired of all that and because I am somebody
01:13:53
that really truly believes in certain things that I don't want to say right now you know yeah and yes of that whole
01:14:03
thing with Britney what's-her-name Chanyeol but she to me she thought it
01:14:10
looks like a Britney yeah you know the whole thing with Jim was and actually a cathartic experience from is that the
01:14:17
yeah that's a yeah yeah I was blindsided by it I kind of wanted to see how that
01:14:24
was gonna work out yeah yeah I was in awe of her but I mean in a negative way well you here's here's what here's what
01:14:30
I'll say I know what you're saying and I know what the aloof she doesn't get it yeah it doesn't get oh my god I couldn't
01:14:38
believe it well and I kept looking at jewel it's going let's cut it off right and the jewels get points Wow what well here's
01:14:49
what here's what I've learned from situations like this I knew I wanted to say more right I did - yeah I did - but
01:14:56
also yeah I knew I know that I'm not gonna change her mind and it's not gonna
01:15:03
and it's not gonna be a good back-and-forth if I just belittle someone on our show mm-hmm I'd rather
01:15:08
have her speak her piece and let everyone figure it out on their own I also didn't want to be a comedy elitist
01:15:14
I am I know you are when she said comedian but I understood that each
01:15:19
other decided me so much King happens with me whereas I go don't be a comedy elitist
01:15:24
because I don't like it what happens to me there are there's a hierarchy above me you know yeah but you're a literal
01:15:30
comedian yeah I understand derstand that I'm a legitimate comedian big difference I know but you can't just say that a big
01:15:37
difference because it's every and you can just say that hey then that you said it and you can
01:15:42
say it but just listen for a second okay that just because you're not passed at
01:15:50
the Comedy Store or any of these clubs and you're not a comedian I know you
01:15:55
mean does this aller those comedians that aren't just stand-ups right right there are different types of community
01:16:01
oh yeah yes you know I mean if you're a sketch in my comedy elite mine yeah is
01:16:08
are you at the Friday Saturday company at The Groundlings hmm because if you are then you're like or you're just a
01:16:14
Sunday company or if you're even if you're taking you know a course there yeah I'd be like yeah you're legitimate
01:16:20
or yeah yo your UCB or you know ii see or wherever it might be you could call
01:16:25
yourself a comedian yeah right if you're um if you do
01:16:30
youtube videos you're popular and you're doing with legit people or whatnot like you know i would say that so defining
01:16:38
line tends to be if you're funny it's
01:16:46
kind of like are you funny for the air on it is like a sweatshop in here and that's a joke that we can't say I just
01:16:52
said it oh my god contact you brought up that ninja joke oh my god I couldn't believe
01:16:58
it I'm like yeah well here's my thing is uh I'm just it's shell shock I have PTSD
01:17:05
from that experience well look we we all held back and we did the right thing and we were very nice
01:17:10
and we want to thank our producer grundle for setting that up so yeah say Thank You grundle mm-hmm say thank you
01:17:16
grande Thank You grundle you also if you're not if you're not from California where she's from okay
01:17:23
Irvine Orange County that area right is highly conservative which I don't mind if you're conservative I don't give a
01:17:29
[ __ ] right it's generally white yeah it's very well it's very white I do
01:17:36
great numbers in Irvine to you yeah yeah I do great number I create a lot of business there yeah I love my Orange
01:17:43
County folks yeah I get what it is it's like you know San Diego people go oh you grew up in what great weather it's very
01:17:50
conservative I didn't get any women until I moved to LA because they didn't want to date an Asian yeah in LA
01:17:57
it's more multicultural right there ahead thinking in San Diego still back then was very like you know very white
01:18:03
yeah and I grew up with that yeah so um
01:18:09
so in the knack in that context of Hertz and where she grew up and just annoying
01:18:14
the video and just having her trying to you know mean defend her position was
01:18:20
just um that was the wrong move Jen oh I
01:18:25
feel bad for you right now yeah I was picked on for being a redhead very often as a young man mmm
01:18:31
so my defense mechanism was to be mean and make fun of people and embarrass them mm or physically fight them or just
01:18:38
I would fight I just wanted to fight people it was just a defense mechanism right when I got older I learned how to
01:18:44
use that and embrace it and make fun of it but I didn't do it with an Asian axe
01:18:49
yeah that also brings up a point cuz I just you know huh I've been thinking
01:18:56
about this a lot for a long time that I was bullied to it as well
01:19:01
by my father and people online like you always play as a victim I find I'm
01:19:07
killing it yeah we're doing all right killing it alive I'm not a victim no you know IIIi I'm not you know letting people to feel
01:19:15
sorry for me no you just speak about your experiences yeah so but I was bullied by my dad I was bullied as a kid
01:19:22
you know you know I was the guy that would they would dangle my head on the toilet and it fluffs a toilet my head
01:19:27
would go surely swirly that's I always wanted to do that was a kid in the locker yeah yeah they put me in the locker for two
01:19:33
days yeah yeah and I remember um when I
01:19:39
lived in Minnesota they should throw the snow ball like ice balls at my head Wow and they would yeah yeah in the snow
01:19:46
they would call you an Eskimo I would run you know oh man did you ever laugh while you're running away no cry you it
01:19:53
was really hurting you did you ever pretend my point is did you ever pretend like you were enjoying it no with ice balls and my head believing
01:20:00
no no you know what I'm saying no I never did you never played it up no I would eventually I would get mad
01:20:06
yeah be angry but did you ever want to fight but without those insuk experiences I don't think I would be where I'm at right it strengthened me
01:20:14
yeah I think in many ways bullying you know those bullies that I grew up with
01:20:22
where are they no you [ __ ] know we're doing there doorman you know me here for the bullies I mean
01:20:31
doorman is a good job some people great job yeah you're saying you're saying we're the bullies are is probably not where you are that's a better way to say
01:20:36
it no it's not a catch a title to it right I don't know if I would have been
01:20:45
a comedian yeah if I didn't go through all the experiences thank God for bullies I mean I mean it I think Stan
01:20:54
Lee didn't get bullied you think he was the cool guy you think Stan Lee was walking out of class going who's gonna suck Stan Lee's dick between fourth and
01:21:01
fifth period yeah no he was probably got the [ __ ] beat out of because the the inner voice hmm I will show you one day
01:21:09
I will show you that's been playing through my head even as a kid right the
01:21:15
danger the danger right there is the one day I'll show you has to come from an honest Talon point not from one day I'll
01:21:21
get a gun oh I know that's all people Riley Rogers did that right the thin
01:21:26
line of bullying yeah one day I'll show you I'll be successful versus one day I'll show you I'll shoot up the school
01:21:31
yeah I'm saying in a positive way yeah I never thought one day I'm gonna slaughter me but because I just knew
01:21:37
inherently that killing another human being is [ __ ] wrong yes of course in
01:21:42
any way so in my head on my I didn't know if I was gonna be a comedian or not
01:21:47
hmm right but I just remember going you know and I remember struggling as a comic and
01:21:53
like going I'm not making money nobody likes me whatever it might be but I
01:21:59
remember that inner voice going you got to keep going yeah you got to make this happen Yeah right and I think that without that I
01:22:06
don't know I could be wrong there's probably era pissed watching right now going you have it all wrong you would
01:22:12
have made it regardless you know but that thought has always been there yeah it's still there yeah but that it feels
01:22:20
your fire it fuels me I'm a lazy dumb piece of [ __ ] and people go you're smart but you
01:22:25
know I when I say Dom I don't mean um they have street smart smarts and I'm a bright guy you know but I'm not like
01:22:33
book smart yeah you know I've read some Dostoevsky in my lifestyle but you've
01:22:39
never read a book yes I have I read the idiot I read notes from the underground I read fear and trembling but
01:22:47
Kierkegaard I liked philosophical Kierkegaard's great yeah you do like philosophic stuff yeah like Descartes Brett read his meditations yeah so I do
01:22:56
read that you know who Yogananda is love him had it three times delicious let's
01:23:04
all take one taro and one Yogananda crazy yeah you should be Yogananda oh well I'm not
01:23:11
gonna get I'm not gonna get into the depths of it but have you ever heard of srf do you know what that is self-realization fellowship um okay I
01:23:21
won't get into it you should look it up I know I know Bobby's frustrated okay
01:23:26
first things first do with the do-more we do we have to do we have to yes we
01:23:33
have to thank somebody you know Thank You Obama no thank you Jesus yeah let me
01:23:47
keep going let me just see let me get Hey let me guess okay well you know thank you
01:23:53
Bryan Ferry no you know Prime various brain fairy Bryan Ferry I don't know one
01:23:58
of my favorite singers huh thank you to share my phone no I already told you oh
01:24:05
yeah I know who share my phone was it you don't listen to me no week by week
01:24:12
we'll be thinking thank you for being a
01:24:17
bad friend [Music]
