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you two are bad friends you are these two idiots why dude i'm an asian dude you two are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends you know what jordan this is
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yeah 94 no okay so you're still out of here actually this might that's this actually
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no no this is this isn't wait this is it's the number four so it's like well it's the four but it's got to be eight it's got to be 89. okay here's another point though but he wasn't too far off
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all right here's another point though yeah who gives a [ __ ] people like us too urbans yeah oh you're turbine yeah yeah
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no all right i thought you were midwest you're more urban chicago chicago what the [ __ ] there are suburbs in chicago
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yeah but chicago is a city we're urbans oh you're in the suburb well no okay i'm urbans is san diego
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city no san diego is a big suburb even downtown san diego isn't downtown it's a convention center and it's it's like frat row that's all that is it's like drunk frat row that
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san diego is not a real city wow is that where you're from bobby yeah yeah yeah well i kind of knew well then you
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already knew that man that's why would you want to ask them a big town i love san diego but it's not
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a city okay it's just a bunch of suburbs blended together correct okay is la a city yes
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yeah yeah but it's a lot of little cities yeah but it's delicious santa monica's it's totally different from
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downtown total echo park that it's like too many little cities we have a better than they're apart that's like strictly
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named los angeles yeah the center of the city but also but not really like if you don't know if
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somebody goes i live in los angeles you'd say where is our skid row better than your skid row in chicago yeah chicago is a way tougher city than this place our skid row is crazy the
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murder rate in chicago is the best we're the best in the country no one kills more than us i don't know dude you you
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actually don't know yeah you don't know the riots right when you guys had a riot in chicago right back in the 60s right
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yeah 92 i mean in terms of riots we had one of the best riots on planet earth i know
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but that's so long ago now what is this guy what are you doing d down d down you know what i'm saying
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number two and then the murder rate come on bob hey is this the current murder rate let me see go up where is this from
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cities with the most murders in 2021 yeah let's see what we got here detroit number four yes we went down
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chicago's tent where's l.a not on the map i was talking about in detroit but can i
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tell you something not mass shootings most shoot oh this always goes to mass shootings yeah murder map oh look at
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that i love the murder map can we not this is a good story all right you know what let's i'll settle the argument all
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right chicago is way more violence in that to more terrible place hey oh yeah okay good all right all right
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right detroit st louis then baltimore yeah baltimore would be yeah birmingham yeah birmingham yeah
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detroit there you are dude shout out to detroit detroit there we go dave dayton baton rouge isn't that where uh new orleans we're right next door casey
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mo memphis 10 cleveland richmond wow keep going keep going miami gardens wash dc north charleston peoria oh peoria illinois
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whoever died is that you guys is that something no no that's not rudy crying right there but just listen
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if you were a lawyer that you consoling her that's rudy crying that's you whoever died right yeah the guy in the right
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didn't care as much did not like you he's just like why are you crying so hard i think that's not a deal
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yeah yeah he didn't like him yeah and he cheated on you 50 times and the dad is just reading that dad's just yeah yeah
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he's reading his grocery list this is i feel so bad because we don't this could be the most horrific thing yeah yeah
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yeah yeah and we're making fun of it but give reference to it yeah perfect yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah give it a reference yeah but yeah
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that's kind of happier we're doing death stuff i know you went there i saw it was hurting all
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right let's talk about geez let's you know what here we go here we go right here we go here's we go right because we
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have a magical asian coming we have the most magical asian coming that we've ever had have you do you like magic we
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have three of them in here [ __ ] okay do you think that jewels and i are magical no they're regular asians we're
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regular asians you're talking about just asians huh let's talk about asians in general
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yeah but there'll be three asians and two black guys it'll be kind of balanced so let's
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do you think if i do if i do if i do blackface on this show do you think it would it'd be bad
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i you know what i don't think it would be if i do blackface don't do that should i not do that
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wait tell me why i shouldn't do it because uh is it funny no it's is it funny to see a red-headed guy in black
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face red hair black face never seen it but you know it's still in america it's still a white dude
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come on you yeah let's just let's i've always wanted let's create a kids show okay right i think that right i think we have this perfect dynamic
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to create the best kids show in the world we can create we can create mass like little puppets
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right it can be in the street or grove whatever you know i mean grove i don't know you know how the sesame
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street's on the street oh we're on an avenue or a boulevard yeah but let's create something different yeah
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sesame street was on street how about an island maybe like some sort of island what is it called it's called it
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can't be turtle how about this the tops of turtle island that's where the kids are yes the adults are in the bottom yeah yeah but the kids yeah so if you look at
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that poster right this is the bottom that's the bottom the turtle island this looks like a kids show yeah
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right so maybe we create a kid show called the tops of turtle island right and it's a magical saturday morning kids
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show yeah right obviously he's the lead he's not just the lead you know he could play the kid okay yeah yeah i think that you could play
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the kids right i don't think anyone shaved the mustache and i think bingo we're there okay right yeah you could
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yeah yeah and what did we call you uh um because you know in sesame street they had the there was a black eye in it right the guy that would the bald-headed black guy that would walk through the streets
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lavar burton what was his name no it wasn't lavar burton who was it i don't know i don't know his name shel silverstein
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no that was a [ __ ] man y'all watched sesame street that much you should know this guy's name man he's like one of your guys he's one of your guys yeah yeah his name
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[Music] this is either this is either keenan from snl in costume yeah or steve harvey the black muppets what oh there's black mothers black mum
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it's not that's what i'm talking about they were on sesame street no they're new they got chocolate yeah yeah yeah that's amazing
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yeah yeah crack but that's good one that got cracked right is that what it's supposed to
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muppets on sesame street one's a lawyer right i don't know well i mean he's he disobeys the law right that's for sure yeah put that back up it looks so fancy
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just click it in you see the good afternoon now it's broken apart yeah rudy rudy since you're young you're the youngest one here what are the what are the names of the black muppets from
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sesame street i've never watched sesame street okay let's let's start let's watch barney okay
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yeah me too me too man that's rude rudy rudy since you're the youngest one in here what are the names of the black
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you must know what are the names of the black muppets from sesame street yeah the
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father is those are brothers they're lovers for sure they're lovers oh the one on the right yeah his name
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carl carl carl very good i'm very nice hanson carl anderson carl hanson okay never met a black guy named with the last name hanson have you carl's
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carlos what about the guy on the left left is daryl daryl daryl you mean no oh daryl so carl daryl carl and daryl all right okay
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they're lovers yeah they're lovers right okay so in our the tops of turtle island
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let's create there's always an opening theme song carl right right so i so we're opening right so i'm going to do a lot line from the new theme song
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happiness on top of turtle island welcome all my friends and everybody we love you
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there's only a couple of black people here so everybody feels safe hey rooney yeah we love them so much
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bobby and here we go and we're going to present carl hansen and then you got you come out welcome
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yeah yeah your [ __ ] car i thought he said he was going to be careful no your car girl who gives a [ __ ] okay
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right the [ __ ] kids you come up all this is the morning [ __ ] new show yeah hey
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my little kitties hey carlos yo once again you love me how to just love each other and make sandwiches
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alphabets numerical numbers or anything about ethics well you got to eat first right energy we gotta learn science
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[Applause] and we're very inquisitive kid carl i have a question how come your skin is different than mine
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well good question that's real because the atomic structure of an atom builds you to make you look like me wait a minute it makes me look like me and make you look like you
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oh wow wow cause my dad says it's because um we're better than you wow what does your dad say uh my dad say that uh your dad is racist
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that's a new word kids nice to meet you timothy do you know o.j i don't know him but i know of him tell
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me about him i don't know anything because we didn't learn about them oj broke football records that's it all right now i have another question okay your turn
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you don't answer my question seven year old what you got um do you know bill cosby
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phew yes yes we do who is he who is what did he do okay well there's a company called jello right yeah
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[Music] okay i don't know where you're going but i'm gonna cut you off seven year old cause you can get little kids can say the darnedest things you know
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high five what why do some people not like michael jackson we are getting we are going for the celebrities huh let's not say
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probably uh because uh he was a good moonwalker you know and he was uh he was very famous and you know people it's it's a thing called haters in this world we're not haters right boys and
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girls and then now you talk about haters haters haters kids are those who don't like
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you when you're on the top of your best do we like haters no exactly haters can kiss ass can we cuss on this channel can i can i ask you a question okay just give me five okay
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did epstein kill himself [Music] but it's possible it's possible you know but he's with the good lord right yeah i
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think um do you know much about al-assad from the leader of syria he gives stuff to his people tell us about that well i don't know much about them but yeah yeah egypt
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sometimes you use chemical warfare there's all people or something yeah okay can i teach your teacher you've got a mother another is it gonna
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are you pro-palestine or pro-israel yeah true hard question you know what this is called yeah we'll get back to you later all right commercial
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[Applause] do you really think 911 was an inside job well wow you're going down i mean the way the buildings fell the stacks you know i think steel seems weird
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it could be you know yeah do we have anybody conspiracy street would be so [ __ ] so good have little kids could have little kids talking about
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conspiracy little seven-year-olds being like 911 was an inside job but they would never have the kids right the kids like because their parents are there kid actors will do
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anything i know but the parents will be like no yeah show what they're getting paid you're like well that's true we'll double the pay oh yeah i mean dude you
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know what's so funny whenever i work with kids on a show it's always so weird like look it a lot of them are very sweet but it's
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just like the parents are like very manipulative and controlling over the kids when they're on set yeah and this one kid was like
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in the pool he's like the pool is cold and he's visibly like shaking he's been in the pool for like three hours yeah
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and it was warm but it was still cold outside he's like the the pool is cold and the mom runs over and she goes you're going to stay in the pool until
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the ted tell you to get out of the [ __ ] pool wow wow yeah parents are [ __ ] and he was like but it's cool
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and she's like cut it out yeah and i was like that's so [ __ ] up but also hypothermia ladies and gentlemen yeah so
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[ __ ] it up suck it up yeah you're getting a grand yeah suck it up you little [ __ ] when i was on spring i'll take the we had a little kid that played
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the kid there you know jenna fisher's and oliver's you know i mean they're the parents yeah
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and he would follow me around the set and poke me uh right you're very poke-able i'm very
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poor he would poke me and giggle and i always laughed really loud so people knew where i was with the kid
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that would go to the bathroom he would follow me yeah and poke me in the bathroom not in the bathroom around like
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where there's no one around and i would run towards somebody so that just people could see him poke
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you know man do you feel like that was bullying yeah that's a little bullying that's no i like it
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but because kids you know kids i'll be honest with you and ask jules um kids like me well they think you're
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them no dude you look like a big family and we have kids over the house oh [ __ ] switch get the [ __ ] out of here kick me out get the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god now
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we're talking about magic here come sit right here in the middle please this is amazing this is [ __ ] amazing
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dude good to meet you this is amazing great [ __ ] limb dude will you come sit down this is so amazing this is so
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[ __ ] amazing oh i'm sorry look at that this is how professional the studio is they've that yeah yeah
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apple box sit on the apple box that's your wife that's my wife yeah which one how are you which one is your wife
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there's two people i'm not assuming i'm not assuming anything today all right let can i do the introductions well hold
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up let's let everyone settle may i do the introductions yeah you can all right i'm going to stand in when i
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say do we need to move this fancy for so if he does cards on the table yeah yeah yeah move that yeah yeah get this
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may i do an introduction please yeah do you give me a countdown please jules three from ten
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ten nine eight seven six five four three two one magical asians they're the best
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the magical whites aren't as good no chance no chance no chance it's magical asians okay here we go ladies
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and gentlemen boys and girls hi i'm bobby nice to meet you i get nervous um introduce the magical
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asian wow i will my bad i'm sorry i got angry you're on steroids and i know that you have prednisone all right so um many many years ago i'm a big fan
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of talent shows yeah okay and i'm also i know penn gillette oh and um so when i was in hungary um last summer with penn jillette we were
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shooting a movie yeah and i asked him i go do you think that shin lim is the best guy out there and he goes i
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think he is that's what pennsylvania you know i think i heard this one yeah yeah and so i've been watching america's got
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talent over the years and also also other variety shows and i've watched every magician right
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yeah known to man yeah right over the years yeah i really believe that this young man he's from boston correct i am
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originally from boston yes so you know i know things you're canadian now too oh yeah originally too there you go both
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you know i do and that's great yeah it made me look full just a little bit yeah yeah
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yeah a little bit anyway um and so i also know howie very well so do i and speed this up okay shin lim everybody [Applause]
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order with doordash subject to change turns apply so um shin thank you so much for coming by the way you know he just
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came from ellen just yeah it's it's it was short it was true it wasn't ellen who's ellen
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ellen ellen she was gone no dude this is the light last night this is the last season one of the last episodes oh really yeah well
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he's been on it before i'm just saying he came to us from allen yeah so let's really give it up for shin lim for
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coming here from ellen to here look at this [ __ ] studio yeah but his wife is sitting on a
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simple box stop stop stop stop ellen ellen i know good friends all right stop though this is the argument though right
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ellen shoots on warner brothers right it's a five minute drive i'm i'm not talking here i'm not talking about how long did i take you five ten minutes well we did try to go to in and out and then we realized we didn't have time so
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we came back oh you didn't get a fool you guys guessed them in and out [ __ ] yeah
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yeah oh my god i'm so sorry wait what's your in and out order we'd love to know just the regular number one number one yeah regular fries or animal style animal stuff is that
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burger animal style no they have that yeah you can animal style anything what is animals what
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style animals you know animal style don't get aggressive secrets i need information animal style is
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grilled onions and a little secret secret sauce but there's no dessert bun no yeah it's just added into the stuff you already get can i can i just say put
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grilled onions in it would they know you have to say animal style for their special sauce with the grilled onions
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okay you guys have never heard of the bomb you never heard of that neither animal style but i didn't know what it was
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you don't know you don't know much about anything actually don't be like that i know a little bit he knows a lot
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hey doc like this before say a word that you know he doesn't know a big word yeah serendipity what does that mean don't
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know yeah great movie oh really good movie really good movie so okay what does it mean then it means peace
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inner peace no it doesn't tranquility no it doesn't no it doesn't it sounds like it sounds like serendipitous means uh something is
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almost like destin is destiny driven you know it's like a confluence of events that make something destiny driven you can't
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just throw out a [ __ ] a [ __ ] movie title like that takes the form of finding valuable players
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it's like me saying it or not hey what does quantum solus mean i mean it doesn't
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yeah that's what he did well there's two words one word but okay okay let's go back to our guest
00:25:35
shin lim's here yeah yeah yeah so first of all we both love you yeah we respect you you're incredible you're incredible uh what do you think
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why do you think you're such a magic asian oh what do you think makes you the most magical the hair maybe i don't know
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[Laughter] it's where i get all my mana from i don't know when did you when did you start really getting into it uh 16. i turned 16. i was like uh you know i might be able to
00:26:06
get a girlfriend doing this so and and gotta watch that was a long time later oh really
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yeah it turns out you have to actually talk to them so i couldn't i thought i was like oh i just show them
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a trick and then and then they give me their numbers this is how it works yeah and that turns out no i figured that out
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later in my life as well i couldn't get any girls before i was 21. never same zero no i
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didn't get a single girl not a single one i was so shy i didn't know how to do it what we knew that but go ahead oh
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bro is that a slam bro burn from speaking facts yeah speaking i want to say this to you oh here we go okay just
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sit really quick remember i know we have a good i just want to say one thing okay be nice is that you're a black man right oh boy
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right now and i have a bigger dick than you okay and that's sad on you well no you don't
00:26:54
have a bigger dick than me but that's something are you talking what do you mean like like per capita like in terms of girth i bet you money mine's like a
00:26:59
spam can it is yeah yeah yeah it's like a [ __ ] box it is right it is interesting it doesn't even
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sometimes enter some badges no okay sorry about this no it's great i don't want to get did you do you feel
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good yeah no i feel great okay right now and don't ever talk to me like that it's positive okay let's go to them
00:27:17
let's go back okay let me ask you so your did did you guys meet did you guys meet because of
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magic uh well in a way yeah she was actually a dancer for uh an illusionist a big big time illusion is franz ferrari
00:27:29
oh and i was actually the magician performing in his theater as well when you stole him from her kind of some something like that you weren't dating
00:27:40
him by any chance no no no no he's like no 50 years old oh yes that doesn't bobby's 50. okay
00:27:49
how old are you 26 yeah okay collab is 26 uh no she's 35 same same okay back to schindler you look very young
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no no no no don't don't i don't know what don't i knew that about him i knew that we'd have a connection
00:28:05
what's the connection when i watched the youtube and i saw him on thing right it seems like a beam of light came out of
00:28:10
it and it connected to mine through the television yeah to the screen my ipad do you think he felt that
00:28:16
i'm pretty sure he probably didn't know what it was at the time you feel like you connected through bobby through television i uh when i was
00:28:22
watching the the podcast yes that's awesome i have to see yes see those beams right so what i love about him is
00:28:29
like um when people do magic right yeah there's like magic reveal videos afterwards yeah
00:28:35
right and people go well this is how this magician did it right there's a lot of his [ __ ] that people can't figure out
00:28:41
so you went on uh did you go on pens uh yeah yeah you did that right yeah i did it twice and you didn't and they didn't get you apparently not no no i mean i i really do feel like they actually know some of
00:28:53
it because i saw one of them and they did not he admitted that he didn't get it yeah you think he was lying no they're not lying about the whole thing
00:28:59
i know they probably know certain parts of it but i think you know if they enjoy the entire act as an entirety then they
00:29:05
say yeah out of respect something like that yeah because most magicians we kind of know how everything really works you
00:29:11
know once it's like it's like piano really if you know the basic chords and everything you can really create any like a symphony so does anybody fool
00:29:18
shin lim oh yeah plenty times there's magicians that do tricks yeah i have no idea it has to be like uh probably
00:29:24
mentalism or different types not cards you know uh right yeah different types a different kind of a different type of match
00:29:30
go ahead how you feel about david blaine oh he's he's my inspiration man that's what i'm talking about yeah yeah when i uh
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because i i like this guy he's great he's awesome i i uh i found it on youtube i started
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on youtube that's how i i learned everything and uh you know when i saw david blaine he's so cool you know he's so like because he usually what it was
00:29:50
was david copperfield yeah he was oh yeah he's the biggest yeah he was a stage illusionist and i thought all magic was just that it was the big boxes
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and that type of grand illusion but david was really the first type where he was just he was just doing card magic
00:30:02
that's all he was doing you know yeah and i said well this is so cool like you can do the same thing kind of evoke that
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same experience in people's reactions with just a deck of cards and so that's kind of what got me inspired to to
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choose close-up magic also it's like the cheapest you know it's a lot cheaper than stage magic too yeah
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also can i just say this that in terms of magicians there's different styles right so it's like asking you
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what you just did was asking adele like wait what what do you think of salt and pepper they're great i know but i'm just saying
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that what is that even i'm just saying it's just it's just because they're singers as singers that doesn't mean that you mean that he has an opinion
00:30:39
about it right he did though he did though and he came he came and he actually said it was one of the people that he that was like ebony and ivory
00:30:46
that was yeah you're wrong on this one okay i'm gonna back up are there any black magicians are there any black
00:30:51
people david blaine isn't black what is he he's black-ish is black sunday's on abc what is he i think so he's i think he's half black okay or let's find out yeah
00:31:04
are there any other black magicians though are there any other things because there's close-up magic there's like you
00:31:10
know inside of hand there's different kinds that's true yeah yeah this is true look at peter shows us a picture and he pete's like tell tell me if he's black
00:31:16
go to his wikipedia wikipedia yeah wikipedia is going to find out if david blaine is black are there any other like
00:31:22
black famous magicians that you know uh eric jones he's like a very like uh underground sleight of hand he would be yeah so are you in the uh the magic castles club
00:31:32
no actually i'm not i go there quite frequently okay okay hey time out real fast
00:31:38
that was it go back he's the best in the world i really believe that was russian jewish and uh puerto rican italian so no not black he's not black oh yeah
00:32:00
can i also say what else so he he not only did win not only did he win not a bigot you're a bigot
00:32:05
not only did he win um america's got talent he won the one do you know how they do the champions
00:32:12
one yeah all the winners all the winners right from all over the world they compete in one thing okay he won
00:32:19
that as well was there anybody at agt that you didn't like that you're competing against no they're all so
00:32:24
amazing i mean you don't want america you don't have time he won both holy [ __ ] let me get out this regular question
00:32:30
before you say some dumb [ __ ] no but but when you're competing is this is the competition of turn off his mic is the competition
00:32:54
thank you guys turn it back on i'm kidding i'm just joking doc no but like you know the competition on shows like we look as comics the thing that we
00:33:01
share with you guys would be like it it is a youth sport or whatever you want to yeah there's only one winner
00:33:07
right and there's so much other competition quote unquote as you're climbing through the ranks do you guys is there ever beef between you guys or
00:33:13
not on agt i mean i feel like every first of all everyone's really nice on set and they have to be yeah they have
00:33:18
to be but we don't have too much time with each other so there's really not enough time to kind of develop that drama uh do you
00:33:24
have a do you have a dramatic beef with another magician i want it so bad he does oh yeah i mean there's a lot of
00:33:30
drama that goes who i want to know so she knows we could leak it out yeah yeah she doesn't know yeah there's magicians that you like you
00:33:36
don't have to say names but there's magicians that you guys clash a little bit sure yeah i mean i guess the one that that's the most recent would be uh
00:33:43
i mean would you say the guy from this this magician won uh italy's got talent and he uh oh igt yeah yeah italy's got
00:33:51
talent and he did like exactly my act like from beginning middle to the end who is this guy let's [ __ ] kill him
00:33:57
and rip him apart on this show we're gonna ruin it yeah his career is over bobby is gonna spend
00:34:09
did you when you did champions did you do it with marcelita pomoy uh i believe in chat no no
00:34:15
no but i hung out with him he's a cool guy um dude so the philippines yeah he's not a magician marcelino marcelito pamoy
00:34:23
is the best singer i believe that's ever done a singing competition in the world bro
00:34:29
you should see him what about susan boyle no watch do if you saw marceline to pumoy
00:34:35
you're going to be like oh yeah that's a skill set no one else has time out is this like it's like magic is his name stefano stuff yeah yeah yeah
00:34:42
stefano stefano we don't want to watch the thing let's just see it he is though yeah he looks like a culkin can i be honest yeah yeah he's cute he is cute he's cute
00:34:56
and he's got sexy eyes look at those yeah yeah yeah and he's got a sweet italian accent like i gotta do
00:35:01
magic for you even if he [ __ ] up he's like a pasta they'd lose it awesome so wait a minute stefano brodzato we have beef with no i don't i don't know i don't i don't have
00:35:12
bad friends does this we do we have beef in the magic community got so like upset over and i was just like i was like i
00:35:18
was flattered i was like oh you know for me it was flatter flattering though yeah i consider myself to win agt three times
00:35:32
no but truth be told you don't have the beef but i want to say something to stefano
00:35:37
you steal some [ __ ] from shin lim again bro we're going to come [ __ ] find you bobby you want to say i want to see
00:35:43
what's his name stefano i don't even i don't even give i'm not going to even memorize it good i'm not going to give
00:35:49
it in my head no headspace say listen guinea that's what you say is that a good word it's a it's a racial
00:35:54
epithet towards italian yeah but will i be in trouble [ __ ] guinea bastard look at me right now i said listen you ragoo eating eating chef boyd
00:36:17
worshiping piece of [ __ ] human garbage yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't care what kind of mafia you know
00:36:24
and he oh he does he's connected oh [ __ ] i keep going i keep going hit him hard bring it on bring it on yeah those
00:36:31
[ __ ] mooks i don't even know but that's like it sounds like it takes out i think that's
00:36:37
a black thing is it yeah yeah take mukesh i don't know let's go let's get a room vote google
00:36:42
what moocs means m-o-o-k yeah yeah i don't think mook is a racial epithet i've never a stupid or incompetent person oh yeah mook but that's it but wait a
00:36:53
minute what's the etymology of mook because just because no you it's just as they're fine i'm gonna call them a mook do etymology
00:37:00
we do need to find the background because we say some [ __ ] like mook there we go right there
00:37:06
uh uncertain origin perfect column right if you [ __ ] steal from my boy you're in trouble bro i will [ __ ]
00:37:16
call everyone i know right and i know yakuza oh [ __ ] you want a war yeah italian and yakuza yeah yeah we'll chop your [ __ ] fingers off all right freeze from this bobby's face and then
00:37:28
put the day he was born and the day he died right now because he those these guys are going to kill us all right yeah
00:37:36
that being said don't steal our boys don't steal i was just kidding it's a comedy podcast and i'm gentle and and i'm a nice guy please don't kill me yeah
00:37:42
he's being sarcastic we're dead um do you want to show us stuff or yeah of course all right wait
00:37:49
but doc i think dogs should be why would you want to be a spectator i don't know yeah i think doc should be
00:37:54
the one picking the cards and being the guy yeah so sneak behind bobby sneak behind me and then and then scratch down
00:38:00
scratch down there this is [ __ ] i'm so excited so just crouch down there bob i mean you
00:38:06
know what i'm gonna do what i'm gonna sit like i want to sit over here and watch no sit in your chair so we can see you on camera please
00:38:13
all right all right here we go first you don't have to pray before he does magic on you
00:38:26
sit in your chair please allegedly okay michael jordan was allegedly the best at basketball but you know it's a [ __ ] fact so uh i a lot of whatever i
00:38:37
do i'm not really claiming that i do any sort of actual magic it's sleight of hand it's something like this uh see i'm
00:38:42
just manipulating the deck so it kind of looks like looks like magic but in a way i can
00:38:47
form even shapes like a circle triangle and i can even do something like this uh
00:38:52
oh [ __ ] yeah that's a actually that's um no social life that's what it means actually but here give the deck a shuffle give the deck a shuffle as much as you want yeah give it a mix even mix
00:39:08
perfect absolutely perfect bro already [ __ ] it up that was embarrassing that was embarrassing it's making my life a little more
00:39:26
difficult very very shuffle oh my god all right all right doc hand it back at some point though he's down to the deck and everything right it's okay
00:39:38
uh what's gonna happen oh my god you're gonna can you can you overhand shuffle like this
00:39:44
without dropping the card okay all right that's gonna be pretty important later on all right guys all right doc so
00:39:50
what's gonna happen is uh i'm gonna spread the deck you just point to any anywhere in the deck you want anywhere
00:39:56
right now doc at this point uh you can change your mind do you want to change your mind are you happy no no you feel this card right here you're
00:40:02
sure i'll leave it out jog like this all right you already examined the deck but here take take take the cards out take that card out sorry the one that you
00:40:08
yeah the one that you examine show to the camera and everyone here let me see okay yeah okay all right you remember remember the card yeah and uh we didn't pre-plan any of this did we no of course
00:40:20
yeah of course okay that's fine imagine these two guys knowing each other in the real world that we have no idea i won't look at the
00:40:25
car but we'll place them to the deck and now doc i want you to make it can you or if you if you don't want to drop the cards again you can shuffle the cards
00:40:31
like this totally up to you go ahead okay yeah he's going to do easy way would be this please don't drop it again please
00:40:36
that's like faster faster easy way to shuffle this all right you're done do it all right okay and uh yeah i'm gonna take off your jacket yes yeah we'll think i i i hide stuff so i'm gonna okay
00:40:47
but he got wait did you hear them he goes a very elementary way to shuffle but don't say that word he didn't make it through that whole thing so okay
00:40:55
okay all right i'm taking i'm taking my jacket only because some people he shuffles like a guy with four fingers
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00:44:05
yeah well they stayed together this time so one more all right all right all right all right all right
00:44:11
good you made that last choice right all right okay yeah okay yeah that's fine that's fine that's it all right uh place
00:44:16
it onto the table onto the table very good now doug you shuffled all 52 playing cards right
00:44:22
right over here all 52 until the left was just one card to the top and you made that last minute decision of
00:44:27
placing one card back to the top of the deck right yeah yeah and i didn't control you the entire time no no what was your card for the
00:44:34
first time no you want me to tell you yeah you can tell me because you're holding on to a random card at this point so
00:44:40
there's a three three space and you shuffled that deck the entire time yeah i didn't go anywhere near that deck did
00:44:46
i you shuffled it you handled you even dropped all the cards yeah yeah take a look at the card in your hand right now take a look yeah show it
00:44:59
show it show it yes show it show it show it man that's [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's uh maybe that's coincidence i'll try we'll try this again yeah we'll try this try yeah we'll do it again we'll do it again
00:45:12
i can do this as many times as possible sometimes it's slight of hand right sometimes i can take three that's not
00:45:18
three spaces that's three clubs and i can pretend to deal the card like this right that's that's called the second deal but don't tell anyone all
00:45:24
right this is a sneaky little move that magicians do but i'm gonna do it with one hand this time so you just say stop
00:45:31
at any time any time anytime you want you know you say the word stop not any time any time
00:45:37
but anytime you right here document change your mind are you happy you happy yeah you're happy
00:45:43
two in a row that's uh [Music] dude every time like have you ever seen every black people with david blaine always like
00:46:00
they always got to go to god because they think he they think he might be the devil [Applause]
00:46:05
relax everything's fine relax here you you you do it this time take the deck right here
00:46:12
should i shuffle would you want a shelf i'd rather use shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle it shuffle it
00:46:17
shuffle it give it a mix yeah yeah shuffle it overhand shuffle like this yeah overhand like that yeah yeah yeah yeah that's okay there you go there we
00:46:23
go that's how you shuffle the deck all right that's what you were saying yeah yeah all right yeah doc start dealing the cards into my hand like bobby has
00:46:30
never yeah yeah felt cards go faster close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes i don't want you feel like i'm hypnotizing you because i could do that
00:46:36
just deal whenever you want and whenever you want just stop whenever you want go ahead we own you
00:46:43
you want me okay i'll stop right there you're sure okay now you can open up your eyes now
00:46:48
you stop right over here this is your card right and this is my card over here at this point
00:46:54
you're gonna make a choice and the moment you make that choice oh [ __ ] there's no going back
00:47:00
it's 50 50 this time even though you shuffled the deck but uh which one do you want your card or my
00:47:05
card go ahead grip the edge of that card grab the edge of the card yeah yeah yeah and show it to everyone oh my god
00:47:16
and and and look if you if you slaughtered this card that's the queen of spades that's obviously look at the card
00:47:22
oh this whole thing was an illusion this whole thing was an illusion this wasn't even there yeah
00:47:38
the three is not even in anywhere in the deck that was an illusion man i don't know what you like i don't really know what you're thinking
00:47:45
i don't think so i don't think the camera caught it but yeah yeah let's give it up for
00:47:50
shiny no no i did catch it i got it on my camera i got it so i got it up close i i don't think i've ever i don't i've
00:47:58
never seen it up that close i've done like the magic castle yeah that's close up they have up close yeah but there's
00:48:04
like seven of us and we're drunk i've been i've never been sober and been this close to watch it which is why it
00:48:10
is better drunk sometimes well it's way more it's way more ooh ah right right like the best one i ever saw
00:48:15
was a a magician that was there he's really old he does upstairs in the corner and he does
00:48:20
is that what his name is hannibal a bigger guy he is heavy yeah oh yeah and he and he did one where it was
00:48:27
in a the card that someone a woman had picked at the table ended up in a uh sealed envelope on her person okay and it was she pulled
00:48:38
it out how yeah yeah it's uh yeah easy is it easy uh it depends i've seen this dude right mm-hmm someone
00:48:49
sign a card with their name right that [ __ ] me up and then you know he's doing the whole
00:48:54
thing right and he pulls the [ __ ] card out of his [ __ ] mouth you put the card out of
00:49:00
your mouth yeah that's my favorite smoke comes out of his [ __ ] mouth bro like a [ __ ] dragon wow right and he pulls
00:49:07
out the [ __ ] card with the signed on it right i seen another this fool right here bro don't say fool oh this this jump this human that we love this guy
00:49:18
sure this great guy no fool all right fine i've seen a lot of other fools in this room this mooc
00:49:23
sure yeah right i've seen them right put a sign card put it in an envelope right it
00:49:30
disappears and then it appears in someone's [ __ ] water jug no what yeah that was on agt does anybody do gross magic yeah yeah i
00:49:42
mean blaine does some of that i would say but then like could you could it could be like what's your here's your card and then
00:49:48
like check your butthole and someone could pull out of their butthole a card could you be a little bit comedic but yeah that's what
00:49:54
i like i want to see that'll be a good trick for you to do could you put a card in his butthole right now i don't know
00:50:00
i want it so dirty because i don't [ __ ] up his cards he has so many cards it'll stain his card remove the deck
00:50:06
it'll ruin the deck how many do you have a favorite deck no not really no it doesn't exist and as
00:50:11
long as it's like good quality i can do all those you know fancy shuffles bicycle is the one yeah yeah yeah is there other card companies that compete
00:50:18
yeah plenty yeah can i ask questions is there any is there a moment ever when you're performing where you in your head go i just [ __ ] up oh yeah really really oh yeah and what do you do how do
00:50:29
you have to readjust yeah you have to readjust and plan it's uh and especially you know the ones with the music because everything i do with
00:50:36
the music routine is usually timed and synchronized yeah and you know the track it's not like the guy could like edit
00:50:42
halfway through the track and like stop it if i messed up it's like from beginning to end it's just the single
00:50:47
track just goes through so if i messed up any time in before big moment or climax of the
00:50:53
act i have to kind of keep up and then continue going through and keep up with the music and so it's a it's a really weird process it's different from music because music if you mess up on the
00:51:04
piano i used to play the piano a lot and you know if you mess up you just kind of push through to the next bar sure with
00:51:09
magic you have to just kind of go back fix what you made messed up on and then get and catch up
00:51:16
and catch up in time back to the music see like with us we [ __ ] up a joke on stage or something yeah i'll admit it
00:51:21
yeah well yeah but i'm saying like if you're [ __ ] up a joke as you're telling a setup yeah we need to roll through it
00:51:27
and they usually never know yeah so it's like it doesn't matter to it it's like with you you have to it's registering
00:51:33
but you have to make sure you're keeping up with the right well that's [ __ ] nuts wow that's nuts and he i don't know what kind of accident you had
00:51:40
you [ __ ] up your fingers and you had to have yeah right yeah i have a scar you can still see the scar yeah yeah what happened can i see
00:51:46
what what did you do oh it was a it was an illusion actually i was trying out an illusion for the first time clearly i
00:51:51
shouldn't do that anymore yeah yeah it's uh it was a crossbow act oh [ __ ] yeah yeah it's very dangerous and so it went
00:51:57
through it no no i was actually just trying to fix one of the props and then it just got right because it was the crossbow
00:52:03
was cocked you know what yeah yeah yeah so it's uh yeah not not safe so tell me there's like you know like we ju comics
00:52:09
judge each other a lot like there's always like a material thing about like what kind of comic that you like and
00:52:14
what material they do are there magicians do you guys is there such thing as like a
00:52:20
in the magician world like a hacky trick uh there's there's a lot like like like a tag yeah or like stuff that you all
00:52:26
know that you're like that's [ __ ] cheap that's oh yeah yeah yeah elementary [ __ ] i think that's so we would
00:52:36
yeah like even like uh cutting lady in half that that's kind of that's my first thought i thought that was that was that
00:52:42
and that's what we think up to like if we see a magician doing that we're like come on dude like uh can't you do a more advanced version of that but the but the
00:52:48
ring thing seemed kind that doesn't seem too hacky to me i see i don't know yeah you wouldn't know that like when darcy oak you know darcy uncle right from
00:52:55
canada right so when darcy i love magic uh he does the thing where he puts the pigeons in the cage right yeah and he
00:53:01
lifts up the cage and there's a woman there yeah right is that kind of like slicing a woman in half in terms of like
00:53:07
it's an illusion right yeah i mean she's obviously sitting there the whole time i imagine that girl she's not
00:53:14
she's not yes she just appears she appeared from the dubs she's made out of the dubs that's ridiculous very smart yeah yeah yeah she's an illusion she
00:53:25
okay well thank you because you almost had me i'm being real you almost had me i almost went okay i know if he wasn't
00:53:32
here you know i would have got you i know you wouldn't let you down that road to you believe so when he does that is that hacky
00:53:37
some magicians would say yeah yeah that's what i thought when i saw it yeah yeah even me as a layman
00:53:43
or just a fan yeah there are sometimes i watch and i go uh you know it's like also here's what i
00:53:48
don't like also is the blackboard when they do close-up magic because the blackboard the felt on it it just you
00:53:55
can tell you know what you know like the blackboard huh would it be better if there's a
00:54:00
whiteboard i could do a whiteboard no yeah i can do whiteboard when i say it the the literal
00:54:05
board is black i'm just a reference to a human being seems like it okay seems like the issue was that it was a
00:54:12
blackboard i understand that that's true you know do you like blackboards or whiteboards better whiteboards for sure
00:54:18
of course they're so much easier to read they're just uh because blackboard is what they do is right when they do the close-up right it's like you can hide coins and stuff
00:54:42
because if they're felt as well black felt yes it hides onto the thing so it's like
00:54:48
we just know that i just i don't like it right what he does though is i'll watch and i go
00:54:53
i don't know how he did that do you ever work the castle or no no no not yet one day wait wait wait yeah what do you mean
00:54:59
as in like i'm just you don't want to no no i haven't i haven't been asked to do it or anything he's
00:55:04
has his own show in vegas now yeah i know but i'm saying would would you ever stop into la and just go do a set there
00:55:10
is that a thing yeah yeah eventually want to like if i have some free time because the thing is like when you go
00:55:15
there you have to go there for a week and you have to perform that for a week and so usually i've never had that kind of one week off sure i'm like yep i can
00:55:22
do this that's what i'm saying is like if we pop into new york and we want to do a spot like this it's like a thing if we want to do a couple of nights you can
00:55:28
i didn't know how it works there if it's a yeah you have to take a residency there short resident sure yeah yeah but he's like the dave chappelle of [ __ ]
00:55:34
magic right right and dave chappelle drops into it i know but he but he we don't the comments doesn't make him do a week no that's this is what i was asking
00:55:41
the company magic club should he should show up and just be like i'm only doing one day and whoever's on the floor doing
00:55:46
their thing yeah get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here all right let's send him a message listen to a comedy magic club yeah you
00:55:53
don't let him do a [ __ ] one-night one-off if he feels like he's been he's a pop-in right right celebrity pop-in if
00:55:59
you don't want us to burn that place to the out of the ground there's a sushi restaurant above it
00:56:04
i love it okay so let's burn it and go get sushi yeah but i don't want to build is that aren't they attached to the buildings or not it's above it they have
00:56:10
a sushi place at the castle no no it's a little above it yeah really it's really good yamashiro yeah if you go up
00:56:16
the hill yeah there's a nice sushi place yes bobby is this the same magician that you
00:56:21
and steve cried on that the same dude well cried you cried on him what did he remember you and steve was watching some
00:56:27
do do magic no no that was um in and of itself yes yeah yeah what's his name uh uh uh he's doing neil brennan's show right now yeah yeah do you like that did you watch
00:56:40
that it's so inspiring it's so good i i he he he actually inspired my show uh in
00:56:45
vegas wow yeah when i watched it because i never got to see it live uh but i watched it on on hulu it moved me
00:56:53
derek yeah my brother and i cried i cried you i mean and by the way i've had people like nah i didn't really like it i'm like you're up you're [ __ ] i don't trust those people
00:57:09
yeah yeah we don't hang out you're a piece of [ __ ] yeah they could because they thought it was gonna be like a magic magic show you know they yeah they
00:57:14
expected no this was this was intellectual magic yeah it was very deep it's not it was emotional magic that's
00:57:19
what i'm saying but but it was also your your brain was active the whole time it wasn't like it wasn't like sit back you were like
00:57:25
you were actively my mind was going oh that's i feel that way about these things about these things you know so if
00:57:30
you don't if you have hulu watch in and of itself amazing [ __ ] incredible but if you're in vegas where is your
00:57:36
residency at at the mirage oh and what a name the mirage yes isn't the mirage one
00:57:42
of the biggest places uh where's sick freedom we're using it it's [ __ ] huge [ __ ] 645 [ __ ] lion teaming [ __ ]
00:57:51
they're dead yeah one of them got bit well what are you going to do right you play with fire you gotta get exactly
00:57:58
dude it's like wait he died right they both both of them passed away yeah and during that uh during covet no they got
00:58:04
covered or no i did one of them had clothes and it bit him and he got covered from the lion yeah that's true
00:58:10
the cove had lion because with my lines i social distance your lines are out there yeah they're in the backyard but we have a distance thing right and
00:58:16
they're vaccinated wait who got bit siegfried or roy i think it was roy so roy got bit but siegfried died of just
00:58:22
regular life that stinks that sticks anyway go see shin lim at the mirage yeah yeah and there's no
00:58:28
lions can i throw a just a really quick thing yeah because joe coy used to shovel tiger that tiger [ __ ] at mirage when i met him no way yeah so when he
00:58:38
was a kid and i was a kid we met at an open 1995 we met at um the comedy store in la
00:58:45
jolla we're both open mikers and he goes you had harriet at the time he goes hey
00:58:50
shuffle tiger [ __ ] you know i mean in vegas you should come hang out so i drove to vegas just to show you no
00:58:57
he did i did open mics in vegas with him but i stayed in his [ __ ] head this little apartment right and he would do
00:59:03
that he wear the outfit and shove her shuffle tiger dude that dude's come a long [ __ ] way dude he used to work at
00:59:09
the bank yeah he used to work at the bank in century city yeah and uh was a teller for a long time and then after
00:59:15
that he'd uh okay somebody told me he worked somewhere else that i did i was like god joe coy he went from that to be selling
00:59:21
out [ __ ] arenas did you like like you're you're he's in vegas too right joe coy performs yeah sometimes well he
00:59:27
does big theaters so you so how many seats are in the theater are you performing one thousand three hundred [ __ ] off yeah and how many
00:59:33
shows do you have to do all of them five shows a week yeah we're dark tuesday wednesdays but five shows a week yeah
00:59:39
and wait are you very lucky to be to still be performing so it's uh no you deserve it don't do that you deserve
00:59:48
some people should feel lucky to be there yeah they they're lucky to have you big difference yeah they don't have the tv coverage you do yeah are you his
00:59:56
manager no publicist your publicist how much of a politician publicity nightmare would he be a nightmare yeah no no no no no no the mooc thing
01:00:09
he'd be like no i know that's why i don't have a publicist no i know me neither are you yeah yeah yeah they always sweat
01:00:16
they go um we could get you on wendy williams maybe even then it would be tough um this next crazy [ __ ] asians yeah
01:00:28
so um if i'm here here's the deal because i know that pan and um penn and teller want me to do go to
01:00:35
um do their show they want me to do their show so if i'm if we do a trip out to vegas when you're doing your show
01:00:41
could we come to your show for free yeah just let me know like no can can we do we should pay no no no no no no i want
01:00:47
you guys to set up best seats i want i want i want to pay i want to pay i want bobby to pay is what i'm saying no no
01:00:54
no i don't want to pay at all right and i went backstage yeah we're going backstage yeah yeah just to say meet and greet what
01:01:00
you don't get you know you don't get to get to go you piece of [ __ ] no you're [ __ ] up today you don't get to go get to go wait a minute let me ask you this
01:01:06
so this is an inside baseball question for like when we have fans that come backstage or i mean uh friends that come
01:01:11
backstage do you prefer people pre-show or post show post show show right see that's the
01:01:17
same thing with us is like people always want to come backstage and you're like please don't come back here because they're like we're here early can we come say hi and you're like no no
01:01:24
i hate it but people don't know that's like a weird rule that like performs they just think who cares you're gonna go do the show and you're like dude
01:01:30
don't come back here please it bothers me so much and even after the show do you need some cool down time not at all
01:01:35
so you're good [Applause] on lockdown yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a pretty solid show but if i do that that thing with the music that i was talking
01:01:57
about yeah when there is a mistake that happens yeah whether with sleight of hand it doesn't it can be anything really and that's when you start to get
01:02:02
nervous because i have to think in my head how am i gonna keep up and get to that point yeah that's that's the problem so it's more that's not that's
01:02:08
not as nervous as much as it is like anxiety to get it right yeah and then uh hands start sweating and then if i keep
01:02:14
messing up even more then i get real nervous because i've had to stop an entire act once before really where i
01:02:20
genuinely lost the card i i actually couldn't it was on broadway it was very embarrassing i
01:02:25
i lost the card and i couldn't find it and i was like spending and i it was already like two minutes into my track and i was like there's no way i'm gonna
01:02:30
be able to talk oh what do you do then yeah i had to stop i was like hey guys uh looks like i'm not that good so uh peace out
01:02:39
and i just walked off stage but luckily it was with uh there was a troop of um magicians so the next guy
01:02:46
and does what does this does this moment happen you're backstage you're bombed and another magician sits next to you hey kid it
01:02:53
happened did somebody talk you out of it or yeah i mean probably in a sarcastic manner they're like hey man it's okay it
01:02:59
happens all the time yeah hey it didn't look that bad yeah yeah something like that yeah oh by the way the card's here and they have it yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:03:05
something that would be real that's what a couple everyone loses that's that so that that is funny to think about that it's like the biggest pressure you face now because you're so
01:03:16
comfortable with what you do yeah is if the timing is off yeah yeah that's [ __ ] this is a good like a like a
01:03:22
narrative show idea about just magicians and what happens backstage and their relationships well i i think he can tell
01:03:29
you some of them are very weird very weird they're weird some of those guys would
01:03:35
not be good on camera you're like hey what's going on and he's like no no no we cast a show
01:03:41
actors no i want to see the real deal holyfield we'll do a reality show but i just think that a narrative show would
01:03:46
be fun okay well i forget it then it's yeah it's a pass but you're not a [ __ ] executive
01:03:53
thanks for coming to the meeting we appreciate it all right bobby since you gave the wonderful intro
01:03:59
one you have to do a nice exit and say and we want to first of all we want to say his bad friends family thank you so much for coming it means a lot to us
01:04:05
cards cards cards uh it means a lot to us that you came here we're very happy next time
01:04:11
first of all i want to say this we never have guests we don't no we don't ever never ever i mean we could have
01:04:18
great ones yeah we just it's an exclusive thing yeah this is a special thing thank you and um that's that that's a fact that's a fact and if we thank you and we uh
01:04:31
do the ending yeah um that was amazing so by the way we want to talk we want to have a little meeting we're going to we want to have an intervention real fast
01:04:51
who to jules oh yeah yeah because you know what it's about body posture it's about body language it's about the way
01:04:56
she is on this show and we had an expert talk about jules's body language check this out analytically fellas i'm scott rouse and i'm a body language expert and analyst
01:05:07
and i train law enforcement in the military in interrogation and body language and andrew you're right rudy's
01:05:14
facial expressions aren't real and i'm going to show you by breaking them down very quickly from a scientific
01:05:19
perspective why you're right let's look at this clip put on a happy face when someone really smiles it's called a duchenne smile after duchene de bologna he's a french fellow back in the late
01:05:31
1800s and one of the first things he found out about that was that when someone smiles you see little wrinkles
01:05:37
just right at the edges right in your eyes not squinted wrinkles because anybody can do that yeah but it's the wrinkles made when your brain actually
01:05:45
makes them happen now here's the difference if we were to squint our the size of our eyes would come together
01:05:50
like this they would come straight down but when your brain does it they come at an angle like you know almost like this
01:05:57
like that we're not seeing that here at all do you have any response to this before we move on to sad i think it was a real smile all right well give us one more real smile into the camera
01:06:20
i can't see any wrinkles no the brain didn't do it she's never smiled before in her life now let's see that let's see let's see the other one
01:06:26
let's see this this is a sad face her expression of sadness is fake as well here's how we know when someone's really sad and they're grieving and they feel sadness you'll
01:06:38
see an upside down horseshoe almost oh yeah that's what i do all the time we call the grief muscle we're not seeing
01:06:44
that here at all not even a little bit as well we don't see a little thing in a little
01:06:49
muscle right here called the chin boss we don't see that it's a little wrinkle that happens right in here pause it
01:06:55
we're seeing no fake fake maybe because my face is young that's a shot at us that's a shot at us that's a shot the grief muscle and the
01:07:06
and the sad bone what was this called what was the chin one called yeah yeah go back what's the chin one called he says it two seconds before muscle right
01:07:12
here all right chin bones no you don't see that chin boss chin boss so listen here you got no chin boss you've got no grief muscles by the way that's our next nickname yeah i'm i'm grief muscle your
01:07:24
chin boss because chin boss does sound like that's good i feel that you don't feel it okay
01:07:32
all right let's play let's play more so we called her out fake smile right fake big smile fake sadness
01:07:39
keep going this guy knows that she's really sad from a scientific perspective put on an angry face her expression of anger is false as well
01:07:50
when someone's really angry with you most people are under the impression you'll squint your eyes and you're like oh i'm mad at you they do squint their
01:07:57
eyes however when somebody's really mad at you when they're going to come over the table at you or swing at you andrew
01:08:02
you'll know this you fought a lot as a kid what you'll see is their eyes will squint but they'll wat they'll get a
01:08:07
little wide and they're like oh it gives them that crazy look because they're actually angry so when someone squints
01:08:12
their eyes and they're hollering at you eh they're probably upset but they're not really that angry with you when
01:08:18
those eyes they start to get big in there while they're squinting at the same time that's when you're to have a
01:08:23
problem with them we're not seeing that here we're also not seeing the eyebrows being knitted the way they're supposed
01:08:28
to be and by that i mean being pulled together correctly she's frowning pretty much that's what you see and overall the
01:08:34
expression is disgust she's under the impression that when you show your teeth that you're showing
01:08:40
anger not here because these little parts of the face right here pulling up and what's happening there is it's
01:08:45
showing was denoted as what we know as disgust that's what we're seeing there because her nose is wrinkled yeah yeah
01:08:52
you know it doesn't wrinkle that much when you get angry especially as much as we're seeing in this clip so
01:08:57
we're not seeing anything real here nothing she's showing us fake happiness fake fake
01:09:02
sadness fake and fake anger faker good call put on a happy face put on a sad face ugh fake put on an angry face
01:09:15
yeah phony baloney tony baloney thank you that thank you thank you know what i want to thank you i want to thank you
01:09:21
too you know why why i have to live with this faker phone you have to live with 24 7. and we had a
01:09:27
professional analyze it that's a he's a professional it's a the top of the line yep right it's science what do you got
01:09:33
to say for yourself you phony i guess i'll just believe him you're not going to defend your fakers you're not even going to say no that's not true i'm not faking it no i'll try
01:09:45
to change i don't buy them either do we have to send him that question yeah fake sincerity
01:09:56
do you feel anything when is the last time you really felt last night what happened um the foster dog had to go somewhere else
01:10:08
so i cried it's only the dogs she doesn't feel for anything but the dogs not about you
01:10:14
never about me not about kalila yeah about her maybe but even still that might be contrived as well yeah it's all
01:10:21
dog stuff it's all dog stuff [ __ ] fake you don't feel anything for bobby at all
01:10:28
no i feel love for tea to bob yeah but but but is it love because you're supposed to because he's paying for you
01:10:34
the rent no because he's kind i don't buy it he's sweet yeah do you buy any of this [ __ ] kind of sweet girl i'm about to cry sweet though i'm about
01:10:48
to cry right now sweet tell me something tell me more tell me more no see she rolled her eyes
01:10:55
she did the santino that's me tell me more you're funny now i know she's lying and
01:11:09
ouch i'm more than those take it away doc yeah how was the magic did you feel good
01:11:15
about the magic on you oh man then i was i didn't even get to welcome him because he would he'd been america hollow
01:11:22
he lives here he's brought a [ __ ] he's what do you mean he's not french he's not do you think anybody was do you
01:11:29
think he was chinese yeah i thought he was flying in god damn i didn't did it again
01:11:37
[ __ ] i'm horrible or something oh you think she's thai i thought she would well she thought she would remember yeah oh that's right
01:12:02
you know what she is now yeah what what is she which one manny pacquiao came in from time from thailand for the show from the show yeah i thought he was just like from out of the country
01:12:23
yeah cause you said you you filmed in hungary you were not from hungary right you don't listen dude you said you
01:12:28
filmed a movie i filmed a movie in hungary with ken gillette right and we talked about so he's from here but y'all
01:12:35
did a movie in hungary yeah but not wasn't in the movie shin lim wasn't in the movie pennsylvania we talked about
01:12:41
you knew penn jilletta's no have you heard of penn teller no see this is my point there's not enough black magicians to get young black people into magic and that's a big disparity that i'm
01:12:53
concerned about stop y'all ruined it no no david blaine that was david blaine's not black okay
01:12:59
can i just say something do you claim him though i wanted to but you just oh black magic is that where that comes from black magic referred to the use of supernatural powers for magic or evil
01:13:14
selfish purpose yeah that's a whole nother photo that way there's no black magicians because of black magic yeah that's voodoo can we just do like a
01:13:21
recap because i'm just even trying to fathom what the [ __ ] this guy's talking about by the way your name should be black magic yeah yeah yeah that's so
01:13:27
cool what you're saying is that you thought that shin line filmed in hungary so we flew from thailand to hungary we shot together no you flew from here and met him in hungary yeah he flew from
01:13:40
thailand right right it all adds up and you think that he lives in thailand you thought he lived well i thought it was from
01:13:46
because you know they speak a little english and wait a minute is that the phyllis y'all speak english right
01:13:51
[ __ ] it man i don't know [ __ ] you know man i'll be trying to connect but um see an asian guy yeah did you think that shin lim had an asian accent
01:14:04
no right so in your head right oh i get what you're saying now i get it now yeah do you no i think he does i don't think he does
01:14:17
i don't yeah where does shin lim live right now well y'all say it in the states right
01:14:22
yeah but we said it on the [ __ ] show damn were you here at the show i was here yeah yeah yeah did y'all actually say where he was from yeah well we said he was originally from i i knew him from
01:14:34
where he was originally from i said boston right boston and i said yeah yeah let me ask you this right it was
01:14:46
depression is thailand in canada no so what would you say are you sure then are you sure oh yeah then why would you think that he was from thailand
01:14:57
you know man i was just trying to pick a good asian country right right right you know what i'm
01:15:02
saying that's a good asian country to be fair so did you how did you feel about the
01:15:08
magic you know that it's a it's not real do you think it's real magic or you think it's um his hands are
01:15:15
so fast man i mean his hands got to be fast i i don't i don't i don't know what to
01:15:20
believe in magic but that [ __ ] had me spoke like you so you don't believe in magic no
01:15:26
right so you think that was what what they call a sleight of hand or some [ __ ] like that mm-hmm
01:15:32
i can't explain how i did it right so maybe that was magic um you know that's why i did the whole see he feels he needs to bless out yeah that's that see i know culture remember
01:15:57
that yeah he needs to bless out because he's nervous about catching some devil [ __ ] can we do i'll have a segment that i want to do with them real quick yeah
01:16:04
doc's [ __ ] update oh doc what's the update all right what's going on nothing same old samoa
01:16:11
the fans want to know knee dipping it or fans i'm out here just lonely than a [ __ ] did we start
01:16:17
ladies if you want this guy you know hit me up you know what i'm saying i'm on the
01:16:22
twitter didn't y'all do me a tinder or twitter what did you do yeah yeah the tinder we did a twitter tinder yeah
01:16:27
it's only on twitter did we do a tender for him we did right did we land anything
01:16:34
only dudes holy dudes we did appreciate it yeah is it tinder yeah put me on grindr no
01:16:40
tinder but the settings we set to only dudes there it is so you are landing how many guys
01:16:45
hopefully three guys guys dude any interest any interest none at all yeah that's selfish yeah that's pretty selfish do you really believe that the devil
01:16:56
is a real thing yeah i feel something like that do you think he's part of the devil um
01:17:01
no no no he's a good dude man you don't think there's any devil in him no man he got that energy like
01:17:07
like like a little bit of lord there i feel it you don't feel it no i'm i'm i mean this is honestly being on a positive vibe i'm
01:17:14
trying to yeah all right doc okay i mean you know what doc what's that let's say something positive about the
01:17:25
guy about doc yeah but we always say something i love doc we've been trying to get you on the other podcast
01:17:30
before this one you weren't available right right i'm glad that you're here okay you know when you're here
01:17:38
it literally makes me feel like i'm literally baffled about what you do and don't know and how you think about things right and how you don't retain information
01:17:48
and um it really makes you mysterious right yeah you are mysterious very mysterious yeah
01:17:54
but it makes like i don't know where you live giggle yeah do you live with people by myself
01:18:00
dog where yeah down the street i told you yeah yeah yeah yeah where what are you close to here i am the you ever
01:18:06
watch martin i am the tommy of this podcast [Music] you don't even know no he didn't watch
01:18:26
the show did you have you ever seen any black shells i said the wire okay okay i'll give that to you
01:18:32
partially but i mean did you ever see like the jefferson's do you ever watch the job the jeffersons you did oh my god that's my one of my favorite it was so
01:18:38
good i remember watching as a kid good times good times is a good show jefferson's yeah um
01:18:43
different strokes cosby cosby yeah yeah loved cosby show why did you cut your eyes when you said
01:18:49
different strokes i just want to know how i know you loved it okay okay was that an inspiration at all yeah yeah i mean when you see another little dude you know you [ __ ] feel good in your
01:19:01
heart hell yeah just making it that's like me with andy griffith when i saw opie yeah i thought i could do you know what you said he was italian i thought
01:19:07
you was uh irish see yeah yeah yeah let me ask you this doctor i'm both how tall was your
01:19:13
dad five six five seven uh to make such an easy five five right and you're five three yeah yeah so do you think watching different strokes
01:19:26
and you're looking at this right guy right yeah do you think you willed the way you look now
01:19:33
what like you made it happen you made it happen the way i look yeah [ __ ] i don't even understand the question okay did you eat vitamins growing i mean what happened oh you oh you're talking
01:19:45
about how little i am uh yeah [ __ ] no i ain't no vitamins man i think that's the problem you think so yeah
01:19:51
yeah but you little dude what the [ __ ] did you eat vitamins i'm so i'm almost six too i ate a
01:19:57
[ __ ] vitamin yeah my mom is five foot and my dad was like four nine yeah all right so i'm 5'3 you're a giant i'm a giant his parents are taller
01:20:10
right yeah so i ate my vitamins you ate some yeah yeah sure for sure you nibbled
01:20:15
a little bit yeah okay did you eat did they have fringe stone vitamins did you have friend stones
01:20:21
we had flintstones not fringe stones well you know oh well the way my parents yeah foreign
01:20:39
because i used to watch the translation of the flintstones right and they would go rubber
01:20:44
right yeah yeah but they also the vehicle was different it was more of a rickshaw
01:20:56
right and do the rig shot right yeah did you watch asian simpsons i you know can i be honest with you what
01:21:02
you've never seen symptoms i've never seen an episode get out of my house are you for real yeah that's such a [ __ ] good show you've never seen it
01:21:09
eat my shorts i would love to see an asian bart that would have been [ __ ] funny yeah [ __ ] yeah
01:21:16
yeah [Laughter] [Music] holy [ __ ] is that funny to me yeah fringstone vitamin so doc i go to the spa at night
01:21:28
sometimes you know would you go to the spa with me korean spa yeah yeah you think you're completely naked okay
01:21:39
i know but i feel like you would be uncomfortable about that around you yeah i'm not gonna slap ass bro yeah but i just i know would you go because i brought no i mean be honest with you two
01:21:51
dudes naked that's not i go with ian edwards sometimes because you and then y'all got that connection yeah but you wouldn't go with
01:21:58
us there it is [Laughter] why though because it was the answer right now i know but why
01:22:05
that's offensive to me i feel like he doesn't like you shouldn't be yeah yeah you're just a little sensitive that's all yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:22:10
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you see you're afraid of being around another man naked i just don't you know dude did you ever shower in sports yeah all the time
01:22:17
that's the easy thing you go to ymca and shower well why don't you guys go places but because we do a sport and then we'll
01:22:22
do it and then you're going to be like why why are we going to go somewhere naked that's what you said because a spa in the spa the three is what i go
01:22:28
everyone's naked that's all you can wear shorts i guess [ __ ] out of koreans what kind of weird [ __ ]
01:22:34
is that what are they on over there where everybody just this [ __ ] guy you know what i mean bro oh you know
01:22:40
what i mean i was in a steam room in germany once not only was i naked the steam room
01:22:46
everyone and it's men and women you're supposed to have a towel on no so you just
01:22:56
it's about what it's about respect of space yeah i'm not going to touch you a nudity type of dude oh what are you going to do well you know what we had a great day ladies
01:23:09
what i don't know okay wait a minute you didn't you just told us you didn't get any latest yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
01:23:15
nothing i have nothing have you been on a date since we saw you oh man i've been working and that's it you keep saying
01:23:21
that yeah you know we've been working too you can work and also still have something else i am by myself my boy something's going
01:23:27
on something's going on with you i hope on the next time that we see you on the show which was going to be a while
01:23:33
i hope that well no it's just because we're you're we're gone oh yeah we're going for three but but i but i hope that a lady comes
01:23:39
into your life and next time shin lim comes which will be never again okay don't [ __ ] up the cards
01:23:45
oh yeah all right but that was funny it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen ever seen yeah yeah yeah all
01:23:51
right well take us out uh yo um doc i love you to death you're the best in the world look in that camera to the right you know and then hit us with the thank
01:23:57
you for being a bad friend hard thank you for being a bad friend yeah [Music] you're not a leader i'll tell you that you're not a [ __ ] leader i just made you do that you follow her [ __ ] i'm a
01:24:14
[ __ ] you did that fits nice how many times do you think you've knocked that off the wall 30. i like that zero shirt
01:24:28
you're the leader then i'm the leader of the podcast do you really think so yeah oh bad friends
01:24:35
bad friends featuring andrew santino and ba and rudy jules and bobby lee i love the way that you put your first name
01:24:40
first in everything that we do yeah yeah because you think you're i think it goes it not only does it go by leadership
01:24:47
roles in the podcast it also goes by effort and oh it's effort ability and and likability effort ability like ability right so the likability part i think i got you beaten no no you don't
01:25:00
oh 100 dude it's so [ __ ] blasphemous that you would see something like that at this point this many episodes i think
01:25:06
the guests the guests i think the fans see through your uh-huh i think that i think the fans see through your [ __ ] i think they know mr ocd here what the [ __ ] are you doing dude
01:25:18
he's got tourette's dude i want to pull the christian bill just now i went crazy
01:25:24
i should've done it yeah come back don't get in my shot is that what he did he goes good for you for you
01:25:32
yeah i thought it was fake didn't you think it was fake the whole time also he says stuff in the christian bale saying where he says like you know what man i'm
01:25:38
not going to work with you i'll hang out with you but i won't work with you does this sense i'm saying i totally agree with that statement you do there's
01:25:44
people that they don't hang out though you don't hang out with the dp or anything like that do you i think it was a grip or something like
01:25:50
that yeah do you hang out i mean do i hang out with a crew you better believe it
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the the the cameraman you go out with the cameraman have dinner the acs i go out with everybody
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yeah if there's a if there's a function or like no just listen to one i go out sometimes when i'm on magnum right
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um the mexican guy what's his name the guy plays back jay hernandez yes so i love him really talented
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i know isn't it so some people will go hey man we're you know i mean we're gonna go to my house or yeah i ran out
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of cabana this and that and then like wardrobe and people will show up right and i'll do those things sure but i
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don't text a cameraman and goes hey you want to have lunch at two do you do that al all the time uh well i text grips i
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text it's so you're you're such a liar pas i'll text pas to go eat lunch production assistance are you being real in the office not even on set i'll like a like a production like accounting
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assistant i can see writer like i'll go out with a r okay yeah i go out with those that are
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getting paid the least have you ever had below the line lunch with pete huh have you had ever had lunch with pete
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well first of all we were talking about i know i'm first of all you're talking about shows that i'm on
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this is a show it's not a show yeah if you say this is a charade it's a charade but it's still a show it is and i want to
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say this when you google my name right and it gives me the credits of what i've done under tv shows and movies right
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says [ __ ] bad friend that's number one number one is [ __ ] number two it says tiger belly in the
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bad friends as a tv show so what i'm saying is this is have you [ __ ] ever had lunch with [ __ ] melting
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candle pete i've had lunch with andres yeah but not pete and that's that's how i know you're
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lying with andres have i head on to lunch with you andres yes we have you're closer yeah but
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andre's a producer so is peach what the [ __ ] do you think peter's he's just not a guy he's
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