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george i got it you two are bad friends
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[Music] we're bad friends happy new year tonight
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we're gonna party like it's 1999.
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i'll tell you why we're not starting at why not because um i almost didn't make it today because um
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i got one of these zits right underneath the nose let me see oh yeah it looks good yeah
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and you know when it's right on the nose like this it's the most painful one no the ones
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that are on the nose that's right next to the nose yeah okay the ones on the nose this is a second though can you tell me if this is
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it can i show you something your face no look at this
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let me see i'm serious can you see it no that's not a zit dude what is a
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spider bite no you know what that looks like what you know how they have they put the cups on the body to like
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extract yes that's what it looks like does it or a leech was there well what about me what about me let me
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see let me see right here yeah see you know what it that looks like a zip
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yeah yeah it's my [ __ ] it's my [ __ ] hey yeah hey happy happy new year we're
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not going we're not going into that yet
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hey thank you guys for dressing up by the way yeah first of all you look good and rudy said i said rude we're dressing
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up tonight and she said what should i wear and i said just something a little fancy because it's new years yeah and she goes okay i will
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and then she wore second or third hand fifth hand clothing way to go where'd you get that shirt i
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have so many shirts i gave you yeah but i like this yeah oh i see but wait a minute when you when i asked you
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if you dressed up and you said yes why did you lie i dressed up you dressed you dressed
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period yeah yeah she dressed you dressed period yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's you going to like a formal uh
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ball or something can you imagine if you went to ed high school they do like um uh spring and
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have you done to a dance yet yeah what did you go to um homecoming and did you wear that no what did you
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wear a sparkling um how come you wouldn't wear that for here yeah cause i
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thought because i thought it was too much you're not taking this job seriously yeah yeah and why do you look like dora today yeah
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you do yeah you're dora-ish let's go let's go to the cave
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by the way we have our own what is what does he call what's andre says dorian yeah dorian yeah dorian yeah oh we need
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to find we need to find all the enemies count to ten you're dora you're and you have the same tone
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you look just like her our little dora thanks for dressing up rudy did you see george and andres dressed up they look
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good i like andrea's suit i think your shirt is that's fitted yeah baby yeah that's nice it did yeah where'd you get that this is uh was
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fitted from a tv show that i did oh yeah you stole it i borrow i asked for it did you take it
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i did yeah yeah don't you take clothes every time you do it a show i always ask i asked the wardrobe and yeah hey um you
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make your friends buy this no sometimes they go uh yeah i'll just give you like discount or but sometimes
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i give it to you i always make friends always make friends with wardrobe always because by the way they're usually cool ass chicks
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yeah who and then you become cool with them and then they know cool [ __ ] no cool people and then you go can i take some stuff yeah and
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they're like yeah take some stuff i become friends with craft service because you're fat no that's not why you [ __ ] hard it's
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they give me the good juice oh because they get the all right give me the right sometimes it's like they give like the star number one and two
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right protein shakes yeah they blend in the back yeah and then like you know i'm like 15th on
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the call sheet yeah so they go go to the table and there's like two pretzels and a [ __ ]
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piece of licorice on there that's why i have to be friends with the [ __ ] and then they go they give me the protein yeah they go we got you
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bubba or they'll give me like energy drinks and whatnot but can i say something say something um
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about thank god 220 is over 2020 is over the worst probably the
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worst year yeah i mean out of all the years how about you've had
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2001 when 911 happened that was a good year for me pretty good year i like that year um 2008 the market
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crashed housing market didn't own a house then so i was fine yeah 2020. kind of a bad year but we started this
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podcast so pretty good y2k was bad y2k was bad yeah but the computers never crashed not only that that i
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i got like 2 000 bottles of water still at my house from like 22k yeah yeah yeah do you yeah do you
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have any resolutions yeah i i have a lot of brothers yeah what like my resolution would be um to not
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is it have to be associated to you or just in general associated to me okay i knew it was
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gonna be about you yeah yeah um this did not get so mad at you so fast yep
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because i do that a lot um and to um to genuinely tell you more
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often that i really do appreciate i appreciate you i love you and then i love you i love you appreciate you i too
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i do no dude next year next year i want to have more fights and more fun on this show i want to blow this thing up some things
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nah i want to say it rudy what are your new year's resolutions associated with tita bobby yeah well
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they must be because he's such a brat yeah we can't get around it um
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i need to know more um punching no more punching no me no you more
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punching yes but no no punching out of you yeah yeah yeah okay and that's all good
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really that's good interesting all right what are your resolutions mine andres with tito bobby of course
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it's got to be about him he he hates what i make fun of him and he treats me badly afterwards so i need to
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be on his good side this resolution was brought to you by babel the language learning experience
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oh very good very good but george what are you george what is your what's your
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resolution you goon you bet you weirdo creep uh by the way george is having a baby in
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like seven months it's insane gross go ahead just to communicate more with bobby i think i don't uh tell him three times about
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things and that's uh my fault ooh condescending facetiousness i love that about george george that's
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good point for george what's your resolutions bulb [Music] well um one is um to um
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win more in the gulag yeah you got to win more in the gula because when you lose the goo like it's embarrassing 50 50 right now right secondly is um
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you know when you text me you irrel irrelevant things irrelevant
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things irrelevant things uh childish things can i say like what like uh what do you think
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about this shirt or you know i mean hey did you see this video
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for me too to read that and go um he's uh probably not as emotionally
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evolved spiritually you know physically yeah but emotionally and spiritually no and that to just um be more mindful
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about where he's coming from from a child place from a baby face place and so um i guess i i guess i am
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more childish than you that really does because you're 49 and you play video games for six hours a day but i do guess that
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that's more childhood yeah and you collected an attack on yours it is it's not it is i'm telling you what my [ __ ]
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news new year's resolution so can you be nice today this is the new year all right okay i'll be real you want me to be real
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you got what you wanted joe biden won everything's working all right all right you're right the vaccine's out yeah right what more do you want to go you know um
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i'll tell you this i'll tell you this um my girlfriend
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um partner my partner at this point partner and by the way legally you know that's your that's your wife exactly
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yeah and um she met this girl named andy letterman andy annie letterman i know we know who
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she is okay and so you know they talked for the first time on the phone for five hours and then
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last night they talked on the phone for four and a half hours okay do you think she's gonna leave you for annie no that's not what it is is
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that and then i kind of questioned i go i've talked to my brother for four hours
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on the phone collectively my whole life you're right yeah i mean my discussions
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with my brother is this what's up hey what are you doing
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eating dinner later that's it right right if i asked more
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about it he would think that i i was on drugs again or you think you care no but that's
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that but that's the thing that's what most people would right exactly right so since kalyla right is you know she does
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that with people who wants to get to know them and connect with them yeah she cares about the history and what not right
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cares about people i don't care about people no i do right but i want to put more investment into knowing
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somebody and just spending more time with people on the phone and to explore you know their inner workings and
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whatnot right okay and their history and their desires and what you know and so um i i just want to um
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i i want to join the human race yeah so this next you know this and then
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the next year i'll be 50. big time big time right it's almost over for me
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it's been yeah it's down downhill been downhill you're halfway down the hill i know and so for me it's like you know
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it's either um put up or shut up and what are you gonna do you think what
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i'm gonna do from now on is i'm gonna call you you andrew yeah and i express feelings
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but pure like really i want to get to know you i dare you yeah i'm gonna call you hi i'm
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gonna call you on a go ring ring dare you hello andy andrew hi bob what's up hey what's going on hey
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i don't know i was just kind of thinking about you and everything about you okay yeah so
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how what was growing up like wouldn't you rather do this on the
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podcast no but that's the thing because the stuff that we do here yeah
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is um it's all in show right because you and i when we i i want people i want to put expose the
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show on exposed show a little bit do it i come in here him and i are grumpy yeah right we'll say like
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grumpy things to each other like what the [ __ ] did you're late and i'd be like dude i told you [ __ ]
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there's traffic or whatever it might be right then they'll turn on the camera and we just go yeah and afterwards i grab my [ __ ] and i
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just bail as fast as you can as fast as i can yeah right so we don't have you know i mean i
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hardly know you yeah you know let's be real but i know you
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not that well though but you don't want to know you more i want to know the inner workings of you well you should
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ask more questions i am i want to know what i've known you for a decade and you don't do you never ask
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i know that's why i've known so many people for so long yeah and i don't seem to give a [ __ ]
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that's a big problem right it's a big problem well we're gonna work it out today yeah do you want to call someone that you know
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for a long time that we haven't asked let's get someone on the phone right now who you name it i don't wanna know right
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now we'll call someone right now no you said you want to start today it's the new year we're starting today let's call someone
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that you haven't really asked a lot of questions about that you really want to get to know just call anybody and i'll do it i'll
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call andy dick you have his number no oh i do i know you do but he's
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he's called me like six seven times haven't returned his phone call let's call him right now
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this is an opportunity to prove to yourself that you are finally gonna do the thing you should call andy dick
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very smart because you call [ __ ] indie dick well because here's what you do you say you don't want a developer like he sometimes changes his number so
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let's just say hey can we do this look at me look at me real fast before you do it look look look look i want to help this will be fun for the
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show okay first of all stop let me do this can i type on the computer there and on the screen you'll
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see and you have to ask the questions that i type on there that'll be fun i know but but first people i will do that i promise i'll do
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that yeah but i also want to um apologize for not calling on back and stuff yeah i can't open up and [ __ ] ask the
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questions just go i want say my new year's resolution is that i'm trying to call people back and be more
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conscious of it i want to say i'm sorry about not calling you back but can i talk to you all right put them on put put it on the speaker there okay
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here we go okay oh god god i hope he answers okay
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hey it's voicemail thanks for calling leave your name and your phone number and i hang up no
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you gotta call it try it again what he does it's not even going to ring maybe he's oh you go yes speaker
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well here's the thing is is that you you texted me and you uh a couple times and i haven't called
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you back and i felt guilty about it so you know i'm on my pot it's new we're doing a new year's episode on my bad
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friends podcast and you're on it right now and i just wanted to apologize to you that um i didn't call you back
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well first of all i didn't even remember that you didn't call me back
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secondly you shouldn't have told me because now i hate you oh [ __ ] i should have let it go
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yeah yeah and then but thirdly i think about you all the time i think about you too and i miss you too
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and i also want to um i want to get to know you better because that's my new year's resolution is to
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know people better so i'm going to ask you some questions do you mind right now sure i'm just arriving at this
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holiday party you know what we'll set it up for some other day we'll set it up
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for some other day then maybe why don't you why don't you shove off a couple of questions i don't know why i
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said shove off all right i've never asked you a couple questions i've never asked you about your family how was your son
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i have two sons one's 25 and one's 33
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and uh that's so nice of you jack because you probably heard that the
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younger one died uh last week are you [ __ ] kidding me yes i am
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sorry oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] anyway why don't you go to your party i'll i'll talk to you later i promise i'll keep more in contact with
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you okay i love it that was very good
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i know that's a really good one i'll talk to you later okay bye oh my god what the [ __ ] bro i'm not
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doing this this is great this is terrible this is great i [ __ ] you know what i was i swear to god i thought you knew
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i thought that you knew that his son had died because it's very believable right yeah people died
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right and then when i read it and he goes my son died last week a rage came up like
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i looked at you and i went you [ __ ] yeah no that's a good bit by andy dick
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i like that it felt better can i tell you something now we're good so let's call somebody else you know what andy said what did you hear what he said no
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i really like that you want to know more about me do you see it matters when you invest your time in other people oh my god he gave a [ __ ]
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yeah that you gave a [ __ ] it was nice yeah so andy dick still i i honestly thought
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he's not gonna have he always changes his number what do you know about i mean who else is in your phone that you don't
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ask enough questions about that calls you all the time go to your call list and go to mist oh my god go to mist
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well people don't stop calling me so um go to mist and i did i did who well eric griffin i'm
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gonna call him why what why you're dating dermer but i already talked to him i love derms you
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owe griff you should probably call him what am i going to oh [ __ ] this is new
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year's resolution that's all right here we go here we go but you know what i'm not going to tell him i'm on the podcast
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i'm going to pretend i'll tell them later and i'm going to pretend that this is a sin sincere because you want to be
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genuine be genuine okay dude that's not for like yeah joke but it's not because you're tricking him you just wanted to be genuine
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all right hello hello dear friend what's uh oh what do
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you want nothing i i just i think you're a dear friend of mine and i just wanna call to see how you're
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doing uh what's going on what is this am i being am i being punk what's happening no [ __ ]
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no man dude dude no no dude listen to me man i've known you for so
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long right right and you've done so many good things for you but for me
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for me for me you've done so many good things for me
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you've been such a great friend and i just realized that i just don't know you that well you know i mean i i want to get to know you better
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uh-oh what do you mean oh dude i'm just calling dude i'm just calling this this is not a trap or nothing
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okay well i moved today in case you're interested in my life oh i didn't know where did you move to uh we talked about this already i
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moved on the west side of town so you don't even remember the conversations we've already had well you you moved to the west side so
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um how are you feeling oh brother what do you mean how are you feeling how are you feeling i'm exhausted from
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this move oh you move you actually physically move stuff with your body yeah i did i did i knew because i want i
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had some personal things i didn't want oh how's rachel she's good she's right here bobby
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tell her i said hi hello rachel i'd like to know her more too he's on some kind of radio show or
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something like that he's talking in a weird voice right now no i'm not this is me and i want to get to know i love you dude
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[ __ ] you man i love you i mean all right so um i would love to have dinner with
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you and rachel one time um after the after covert though after
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the coven yeah yeah sure what do you think we should do that mean good good greg grab a bite to eat
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yeah can you say that in english two times fast yeah you know what i'm not gonna do that with you anymore when you make fun of me
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and i i'm not gonna make fun of your back i think you're a great guy uh what can i get can i make fun of you what can i get you for the holidays
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always make fun of me i know i'm this change i'm changing what can i get you for the holidays
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um i don't know i love you i wish your family well a
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playstation 5. oh that's hard i can't get myself one i want you i want i want to get you a gift
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though all right all right so just let me know text it to me or whatnot okay all right baby i love you bud bye-bye
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see how nice that was and see how good that felt it didn't feel good at all but you're working through the kinks you
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bad friend all right so look you're doing a good job with your new year's resolutions thank you and let's see some of the fans have new
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year's resolutions and they want to tell us what they what their new year's resolutions are okay hey andres what up rudy
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next year's resolution i'm going to stop pulling off to the side of the road
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to masturbate after work i think people are catching on all my
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spots have been blown up and it's not a good idea really so
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uh okay well my can i tell you my main problem
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we got great fans my main problem with that yeah is um it
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looks like this tooth of his pulled off to the side of his mouth to uh get some escapism also it's like
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um what's your main problem hey rudy hey rudy and andres yes yeah he didn't say what's up to us yeah
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so that's my main problem the second thing is they are the stars of the show to be honest also um you you never
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pull off the side of the road you drive and do it just keep doing it that's the talent right right get some
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talent that way you know i mean no one can blow up your spot right that's right he's like all these spots are blowing
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yeah you're just moving motion yeah you're moving that's the ghost let's see another one
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my bad friends oh my gosh push pause okay i just when i see an asian that looks like that i need a second
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all right take a breath they still make them that way oh yeah oh
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yeah old school yeah old school here we go there we go go ahead and ticonderona number two
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hi bad friends my new year's resolution this is stop talking [ __ ] about new year's
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resolutions because people are working hard to change themselves and here i am going
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ew new years you me
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yeah i [ __ ] turn off my lights close the door and make one on my own this year's new
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year's resolutions is to be a [ __ ] good human being stop being so selfish and uh you know
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uh meet bobby lee yes these are my kids oh yeah these are the ones you know i
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i used to have a guy that looks just like him how asian is this guy no but i used to this guy is asia i had an asian
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ladies and gentlemen it's asia named yonko young co yeah he looked exactly like this
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this guy's great i go young go to wienerschnitzel get me a hot dog right all right be back right
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come back with a [ __ ] hot dog i love dudes like this yeah this guy's great yeah let's meet him that's his right hand i'm
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gonna meet him all right here we go yeah what's up guys
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even even george i love you guys australia um you guys like to literally
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make my mondays you make my weeks um so yeah my new year's resolution this year
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is to just be a lot more disciplined i think with the changing of the times a
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lot of us are working remotely and you know it's bad habits have formed
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and now it's just to try and get rid of those bad habits and adopt new ones like not sleep in until bubbly hours um
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i like that you know um but to actually rise up early and have determination and perseverance
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to do the work at home and uh yeah i mean like i felt myself slipping and
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um this year i want to just make it a staple yeah love you guys love you
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love you i actually think he's south african yeah maybe i think it's south africa south african yeah i think it's south
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african to say about him though i think his his [ __ ] was genuine he really wanted to dude do you think he
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was cute didn't pay attention yo you're on a show right now no i was i was listening
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did you see him yeah do you think he was cute be honest he's okay he's okay okay hi bobby and
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andrew and the bad friends family i think what i want for my new year's resolution is to find
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to find love you know find that special someone who can just make me happy oh i am
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on the [ __ ] phone that was good that was really that was
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really good that guy was good yeah it was real that was a good bit that's a good bit those are really good bad friends i hope whatever you're
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arguing about gets resolved by the end of the episode this is my five friends new year's
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challenge thanks for having me i would like to when i get my boogers
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picked by myself um to not get caught this guy's i love this guy been a huge
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problem in my life but i've been caught um maybe a couple times a year
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and um when i eat them um someone sees that's not good oh yeah
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and i also eat them too so thank you if we could i don't want
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people to see i'm on a diet so i don't take that into account for calories
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or um i you know i'm a good guy in everything okay well people have to
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say that why do they have to say that george um i think he's pretty nice yeah all right you don't know first of
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all you don't know him yeah if you knew george you know he isn't a nice guy how about this guy
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what up bobby what up uh andrew my new year's resolution is to
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impregnate that [ __ ] right there holla at a pregnant [ __ ]
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love that guy love that guy i love that guy to be part of the family hey man straight up i hope you get her pregnant bro don't pull some of these don't vote
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right if they're invited into her family or not that guy's invited in the family he's invited her family 100
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okay all right hey bobby and andrew my new year's resolution is i want to
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start absorbing things more because the thing is is that you did i always hear you
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but i didn't always listen to you that's interesting i think he's part of the family and we have to keep him
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around in case he hurts somebody i don't want he said is is that and and
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yeah he had some good show calls yeah but i also think he's creepily in his car he's either you know what's scary though right
00:27:51
everything about it looks like he's in a passenger seat yeah he is and no one's in the driver's seat
00:27:57
right so he's just sitting in the passenger seat of a car of a car and just taping oh yeah it's [ __ ] scary
00:28:02
he's in the family he's in the family we gotta save him hey guys um my new resolution is actually to um
00:28:11
start buying more trading cards because as you might know trading cards are pretty much just gambling for children and i want to
00:28:18
start getting that addictive personality going so that once i'm an adult uh
00:28:24
instead of just gambling you know maybe i'll get into a little bit of drugs and a little alcohol like an adult does respect and uh you
00:28:31
know i mean i'll never never catch up to bobby you know he was very ahead of the game in terms of drug
00:28:38
abuse at a young age that's true i mean i can get close i can get closer to inspired
00:28:45
yeah no that's my uh it's my new resolution child gambling no that's not new you
00:28:50
guys look i'm not gonna support kids gambling and doing drugs but this kid yeah i'm down
00:28:56
i think it's cool i think it's cool he's you know it's scary he's young we're supposed to do the right thing here the right thing
00:29:02
is i don't wanna hey dude you go do drugs and gamble and do whatever you wanna do life is short if 2020 taught us anything it's that
00:29:08
life is too short he's in the family that's my nephew he's not yep stop hey bobby stop stop stop stop stop
00:29:17
stop all right just move on i'm gonna say it move on i'm gonna say it just move on
00:29:23
i'm gonna say it go ahead i i for sure thought that was a woman
00:29:29
and maybe i'm dumb no maybe i'm stupid no and i'm stupid and people at home should know i'm not
00:29:34
smart i've never claimed to be smart but when i saw this person when i opened the video i thought it was going to be
00:29:40
hey guys no what i saw it thought what cgi no i'm not being kidding i swear to god
00:29:47
i go wow the animation is getting [ __ ] good avatar is unreal yeah unreal he looks
00:29:52
like yeah you know what he looks like wait a human flesh-colored these are those i know these are our
00:29:59
fans those creatures from pandora
00:30:05
those blue creatures
00:30:11
hey we love you can we hear what he has to say provide it though but i can't look at
00:30:17
the screen i'll laugh all right all right hey bobby hey andrew hey rudy
00:30:24
hey andres hey pink dick my new year's resolution is to suck more dick i'm pretty good at
00:30:32
it now but i'd like to be spectacular anyways have a merry christmas and a
00:30:37
happy new year thank you guys for being bad friends i gotta go to that planet pandora first of
00:30:43
all this guy's the [ __ ] he is a [ __ ] he says he wants to be an expert at s in the dis
00:30:49
yeah yeah love this do you love this guy i love this dude not just in the family gonna get a seat at the table how about
00:30:55
that yeah yeah not just in the family let's play this one more time this guy gets a seat at the table he calls out everybody listen hey bobby
00:31:01
hi hey andrew thank you hey rudy hey rude yeah hey andres hi hey pink dick pink dick my new year's
00:31:06
resolution is to suck more dick dope i'm pretty good at it now but i'd like to be spectacular i bet you
00:31:14
would anyways have a merry christmas and a happy new year to thank you guys for being bad friends
00:31:19
shout out to this [ __ ] mega babe with really good skin that wants to suck better honestly though i love this dude i would
00:31:24
let him 100 yeah mega babe great hair right here great skin right sorry we're a little meat at first we're
00:31:31
just having fun we're having fun yeah and let me tell you yeah i like your look in the family at the table you're at the table that's high up
00:31:37
all right let's see who else wait before you wait before you air more right is it not good for me to make fun of them dude that's all love this is all
00:31:44
love all right because i love them but they're my own family we love them am i being too mean okay no
00:31:50
rudy's the gauge she'll tell us she's not even here no bear i know barely asleep barely yeah here we go
00:31:58
my new year's resolution is ms-13 [Laughter]
00:32:04
we have ms-13 fans uh dope because they can protect us so much and probably look at the camera
00:32:12
a little bit more and uh hopefully get a job when kovid's all done
00:32:18
and maybe accidentally run into andrew or bobby somewhere on the street
00:32:24
in la and also maybe get onto
00:32:29
bad friends oh and possibly cut my hair well you made it
00:32:35
onto bad friends my friend let me tell you you made it onto bad friends i like him i like him a lot he made it on he said he wanted to be on
00:32:41
he made it on unless of course we cut that bit no we're not going to cut it we got to leave it in we're going to leave it in
00:32:46
but it would be funny if we cut it what if we do this right when he starts
00:32:51
talking we cut it down okay now he's the chef he's a [ __ ] you're on bad friends
00:32:57
um all right let's see some more fans coming at you what's up bad friends cheeto santino
00:33:04
slap brother my music year's resolution is to stop [ __ ] my cousins
00:33:10
it's always good to get a shout out from theo vaughn yeah it's really nice that he did ourselves yeah or not nah if the cousin's hot yeah it
00:33:17
depends on how distant the cousin is how many times removed well i guess he said cousin stuff so he's in the family
00:33:23
gotta let him in hey it's gianna from texas my new year's resolution is to get rid
00:33:31
of my orangutan tits
00:33:36
in the family in the family the table i don't know what an orangutan kid is a droopy goopies i guess oh you have
00:33:42
droopy tits i got what's orangutan bottom yeah yeah orange orangutans or so maybe she has oranges
00:33:47
hairy hairy and long and hang down let's hear that one more time i love her she's awesome
00:33:54
hey it's gianna from texas my new year's resolution is to get rid of my orangutan tits
00:34:02
we love it she's the best yeah what's up bad friends what's up andrew
00:34:10
poppy jules andrades george my name's george too
00:34:18
happy [ __ ] new years my [ __ ] new year's resolution
00:34:23
is to [ __ ] not be fat anymore i [ __ ] i'm down 40 pounds this year
00:34:31
congrats long way to go but you know what yeah i love you guys
00:34:39
oh my god love you too good luck on the weight loss papa keep it moving he could have died just
00:34:45
doing that video yeah taking the shirt off got him imploded yeah yeah yeah honestly yeah keep him
00:34:53
he's in the family keeping that in the family my resolution is to get that dumpling
00:35:01
you know what i'm talking about robert that's right that guy wants to sleep with you yeah he
00:35:06
wants he wants to suck on my socks yeah he loves your dumb yeah my sacks are like dumplings thank you
00:35:12
hey rocket rocky bobby hey uh jules also andres and george not really hey
00:35:19
george um stop smoking i've been doing that for too long gotta quit
00:35:25
i don't feel good about it anymore so happy new years guys merry christmas handsome guy handsome guy we love you brother you
00:35:31
gotta quit smoking bobby quit smoking didn't you bob yeah who's next my new year's resolution
00:35:37
for this year was to lose weight and get my health back on track starting in september of last year over
00:35:43
the last year and about three four months or so i've lost 203 pounds
00:35:48
down from 530 plus pounds ish i don't really know where i was down to 326 pounds currently
00:35:56
and so my goal for next year is to finally hit my actual goal weight which is to drop down to about 250 to 260
00:36:03
pounds i'm six foot seven i have gigantism uh or acromegaly as it's actually called
00:36:08
um and so i just want to get my health right and you know be comfortable in my body for you know the first time in my life so
00:36:15
love you guys uncle tito andrew we love this guy by the way i
00:36:20
want to meet him george find out about this i've never met anyone with gigantism me neither i want to meet this guy george find out
00:36:25
about this guy please that's incredible i want to i want to know more about him incredible and he he it looks like he's driving a honda
00:36:32
civic he's that's actually a truck it is that's like a that's like a uh an 18-wheeler oh it is
00:36:38
it looks like a coupe to him he's six seven six seven and he lost 200 pounds wow dude like if you're you
00:36:44
have gigantism you're 530 pounds so isn't that like not that big of a deal six seven is not that tall it's not it's
00:36:52
like it's like lebron right okay but how how much does lebron weigh 250 maybe
00:36:58
260. okay but it's still like if i weighed 530 it would look differently
00:37:03
i i would honestly i would pay my whole bank account to see you weigh 500 pounds
00:37:09
it would make me so happy would you try to help me i would do everything in my power yeah if you got that big i would do it
00:37:15
it'd be a dream come true to watch you get that fat well i know i could die that's that's not that's me no no i'd make sure you
00:37:20
were fine no i make sure you were fine right but what would i look like at 500 not that bad at 500 pounds yeah
00:37:27
you weigh how much right now 175. okay three and a half times what you
00:37:33
weigh right now yeah what would you think you'd look like ralphie may
00:37:40
more really more because he was taller it'd be like ralphie and lavelle crawford together
00:37:47
hey you would love to see that 100 yeah i'd pay so much money to watch you get fat yeah hi bobby i love you um hey
00:37:55
cheeto santino i love you too uh my news
00:38:00
keep it going new year's resolution is that you stand up comedy did you hear he
00:38:07
tried to stand he wants to stand up yeah do you hear him fart though listen hi bobby love you um hey
00:38:13
cheeto santino love you too uh
00:38:28
[Laughter] he's our new leader hello bad friends
00:38:35
my name is lance cordell i'm sending this video all the way from manitoba canada love it love canada just
00:38:43
wanted to say hello to bobby andrew hey mrs juliana
00:38:51
there it is fancy bee yes pink dick george anyone else was involved with bad
00:38:56
friends my new year's resolution for this year
00:39:01
is uh something that's been weighing heavily on me for a very long time
00:39:06
i need to get in touch with somebody he is this little he was a little asian
00:39:12
kid that used to live keep going close by me and what we used to do was um
00:39:20
really not right we need to say i i want to say i'm sorry i i never meant to
00:39:27
luria with fun dip and brutally molest you for an entire summer
00:39:36
um i just want to say if you're watching out there little asian kid i'm sorry
00:39:42
and happy new year it's so [ __ ] up it's so funny he's talking about you
00:39:49
yeah because that's real yeah all right and if the guy that molested
00:39:56
me looked like him i would have molested him back he was hot yeah the hot burly guy i'd just be fingering back but
00:40:02
it's not anyway let's move on buffy oh my god andrew the best thing that you've ever done for me is give me that buffy
00:40:08
uh comforter i know it it's the most uh comfortable earth friendly and cruelty free thing on your bed sleepless nights
00:40:15
worrying about uh what's going on don't worry anymore it's 100 eucalyptus fiber to regulate the temperature keep
00:40:20
you cool at night but i know you're reading it off the thing i'm just telling you right now that um you know you i know that you use
00:40:27
it in your own house yeah i do you know in every room juliana has one who uses in your house do you really use it
00:40:33
every room we have it does jules use it yeah she loves it wow and it was it's the greatest thing
00:40:39
you've ever given me buffy is the best guys i've given you a lot of great stuff buffy's the only thing okay buffy's the best you heard it
00:40:45
right no more night sweats get cozy without overheating i've talked about this on the show i used to sweat every single night it's
00:40:51
100 plant-based design it's breathable and it keeps you comfortable in a temperature way that is uh
00:40:56
polyester and down-filled comforters just can't compete baby to eucalyptus fabric inside
00:41:01
and out it's softer than cotton it is and it naturally soothes the skin it's hypoallergenic too which you love
00:41:08
no sneezes it's cruelty free no down here baby why not choose 100 plant-based bedding that's better for
00:41:14
you and earth try it in your own bed for free if you don't love it return it right bob tell them what they can get tell them
00:41:20
what the deal is for 20 off your buffy comforter visit buffy.co and enter bad friends
00:41:27
once again for 20 off your buffy comforter visit buffy.co and enter
00:41:34
bad friends well let's take a minute real quick what are you grateful for let's take a minute to thank the staff i
00:41:40
genuinely think of this stuff let's thank a thank of the rudy thank you rudy let's let's say why we appreciate rudy
00:41:45
did you prepare the speech we asked you to prepare yeah did you and if not improvise one you did it oh you didn't
00:41:51
tell me to dress up you [ __ ] leave me because i thought you so do the speech that we saw the speech
00:41:58
yearly speech thank you for everyone watching the show
00:42:05
and happy new year that's the speech was that really the speech you prepared
00:42:10
you didn't tell me yeah we did first of all george sent an email that said please dress up and
00:42:15
please prepare a speech and you didn't i dressed up but i didn't know about this we'll get back to you andres
00:42:20
it's your turn thank you so much andres we all want to say thank you for your commitment and your dedication to the show it's been less than one year but it's
00:42:26
been an incredible run we love you thank you for what you've done go ahead and tell your speech
00:42:32
um thank you guys thank you fans for appreciating us uh stay safe and
00:42:39
stay safe stay safe and be good to each other that's great
00:42:44
and last on the list of course is uh janj well can i before george george
00:42:52
no because we still have to do two other people scourge real quick friends and countrymen thank you all for
00:42:58
joining us thank you for being a bad friend it might be a little bit early but it's the end of the year so at the end
00:43:04
of the year we will thank you i want to just say george doesn't know it but he just got he got fired this
00:43:09
this week he has no idea yeah you're fired but we love you
00:43:14
i want to say something honest about andreas may i just interject please um because i don't say positive things uh
00:43:20
you know when we signed on to do bad friends you know i reluctantly invited george into the fray well time
00:43:27
out back it up you literally said to me me and you were gonna do bad friends what do we think about george
00:43:33
and i said you said no no immediately yeah i didn't even skip a beat yeah you said what do you think he said
00:43:38
no well how'd you know you go i just i just knew yeah yeah but
00:43:44
then you came around to yourself a little bit and you said you know what i'm going to involve them you know why yeah
00:43:51
because of andres well that doesn't sound like diamond in the rough that's not what i was gonna say diamond in spain is is that i regretted
00:43:58
inviting george into the party same but then he invited the [ __ ] you know fancy bee fancy bee yeah and at first i
00:44:04
was reluctant and i didn't like it but i realized that what an asset he is to the company
00:44:09
truly and he is more of an asset than george's by far by far not even a question and you know
00:44:15
if i could renegotiate the contract and fire george and keep andres i would do that i've been trying to do it for about a year seriously
00:44:22
but george really needs to um step up his [ __ ] game couldn't be more true
00:44:28
could honestly like call me and say you have to dress up for this episode fact
00:44:34
fact or how about like you got to bring a gift because there's you bring andrew a gift because yep right about defend me during the
00:44:41
trial hey andres does your back hurt from carrying all the weight yeah yeah a little bit a little bit a lot of
00:44:47
it and your [ __ ] hurts too for him [ __ ] you huh every [ __ ] day does he have sex with him yeah literally
00:44:53
well that is what it is so anyway that's something so this team this team that we've
00:44:59
compiled here is a great team and we want to thank there's two more people that people don't get to see people get to see george and andres
00:45:05
people don't get to see jenna and joe and we're calling them right now they are uh they work on the show with
00:45:10
us and they're part of our team that's not located here in los angeles uh but we love them very much and we
00:45:16
want to include them joe is very nervous happy new year she looks like cleopatra i told her to
00:45:22
do that happy new year am i you're you're good now you're looking you're looking money am i
00:45:27
right yeah do you she looks like cleopatra i asked i called her earlier because we we talk about like styles and
00:45:33
stuff oh really yeah and i go can you dress up as cleopatra today and she did it and she did yeah she did the haircut she
00:45:38
looks cleopatra what does joe look like no nostra nosta rafa yeah
00:45:50
well we just we wanted to call you both look so pretty obviously jenna you look great joe you
00:45:56
look joe and uh we wanted to call and tell you guys thank you for a great year we had so
00:46:01
much fun on the show thank you for your help and jenna and joe um what can we do as uh as performers on
00:46:09
the show to improve our game yeah notes we need notes say oh man you know i thought i'd probably
00:46:15
say you guys should probably fight more on the show got it i don't think you guys have really gotten have done that enough so
00:46:22
right yeah yeah that makes sense a little bit more yep yep okay jenna jenna maybe some more um
00:46:29
costume costumes i love it i love it i love it do they
00:46:36
know each other very very well are they dating no they're not no these are there's a [ __ ] workspace
00:46:43
this is a professional workspace dude we can get you [ __ ] angry for no reason i'm asking a question we can get sued for
00:46:49
that we can get sued by hr that's what i'm talking about see that's what i'm talking about more of that
00:46:54
hey look at more of that that was playing i was really angry just now because you raised your voice for no [ __ ] reason
00:47:00
hey yeah it's part of the show oh okay yeah great hr it's a good bit um well we wanted to
00:47:07
say thank you to the entire staff and crew that helped make bad friends possible um rudy thank you kind of
00:47:15
uh george andres you're a lovely guy we love you very much and jen and joe
00:47:20
thank you so much endlessly um for the fans at home this is the people that make the show so much
00:47:26
honestly this is genuinely the people that make this show possible so these guys are great people honestly thank you so much we love them as
00:47:32
uh more than we love uh anybody that works here locally i could have you two here and get rid of [ __ ] george
00:47:38
george i mean that would be nice god what a blessing that would be a blessing what a blessing it would be honest i mean i mean and i mean it
00:47:45
genuinely and george i know you can hear us and we mean it um thank you guys so much for everything
00:47:52
we love you guys happy new year to you uh happy new year man and uh here's to a uh wonderful 2021
00:47:58
that's fingers crossed gonna be a lot better than 2020. love you guys cheers cheers bobby sober
00:48:06
so he can't do that but cheers love you guys happy new year happy new year
00:48:13
love you um the best just great ap i was gonna say something to really make you mad just now but
00:48:19
you know what my gut instinct said no because i want to start a fight because the new year's episode do it i was gonna say right after that who
00:48:25
were they that would have really made you mad yeah but see i'm growing because i'm gonna
00:48:31
change my [ __ ] deal for the next year change it i just did that was a gut instinct for me
00:48:36
to go who the [ __ ] were they right and and i said bob my intern my internal [ __ ] dialogue said don't say it don't say it
00:48:43
right and then that's like i think a growth thing and i think that's what i'm gonna do that's just uh apple cider
00:48:51
right no it's alcohol i can't drink it you're fine just drink it okay i'll re-left for you for me yeah
00:48:56
yeah 100 yes no it is if i relapsed would you tell kalila
00:49:02
yeah what you have no loyalty or no i don't know
00:49:09
you don't like me at all we brought you on this show as a part of our family and now you just like this you don't like me at all i want to help you that's not helping me
00:49:16
dude you're supposed to help me or not oh that's hurting it's hurting you know when i was drinking when we were drinking on my show the first time
00:49:22
we ever did whiskey ginger together you had red bull and in the glass it looks like whiskey yeah people were like i can't [ __ ]
00:49:27
believe you'd be okay with him relapsing in front of your face oh yeah yeah i was like are you guys [ __ ] out of
00:49:32
your mind yeah yeah george would you tell if honestly if i pulled you aside
00:49:38
and i said hey i relapsed would you tell kalila you did you did do that i did what you did pull
00:49:44
me aside and ask and and [ __ ] tell me that you relapsed did you tell kalila no i know you didn't no i did not yeah and
00:49:51
that's a real friend well because it was i was concerned about you i didn't know what to do yeah i actually was concerned i had no idea what to do we hadn't done bad
00:49:57
friends then though right no that's right no and that's what kind of led to that but also that's what scared the [ __ ] of me because i was like
00:50:02
i told my wife i was like what am i supposed to do yeah yeah you put me in a very bad situation ah give me the thing
00:50:08
give him the thing but also that's kalila's [ __ ] niece
00:50:14
that's true yeah yeah what the [ __ ] i'm never gonna have an ally in the house i'm your ally but i just don't live in your house
00:50:23
oh don't drink it yet bob all right we're gonna do a countdown yeah put some uh george who's this last
00:50:30
one for oh okay okay all right so so
00:50:35
don't drink before we do the [ __ ] countdown so wait what do you want me to do first andres hey guys so to welcome the new year we're gonna
00:50:43
do it spanish style and this is how we do it in spain okay when the clock times 12
00:50:50
12 a.m on the first uh we eat one grape per time
00:50:56
in order to get good luck for the rest of the year okay so you guys will have a countdown there and rudy can give you the grapes
00:51:05
and then with each time you guys have to eat one grape trying not to choke
00:51:12
how many did the chimes go come fast no they are pretty i mean before bro you have to eat grapes
00:51:19
without choking this is what the spaniards do yeah wow these people are so weird i know all
00:51:24
right all right so we have to eat grapes without choking all right so i gotta do okay here we go so this is the spaniard new year
00:51:30
right um here we go wait wait wait wait it'll these are the
00:51:36
quarters hold on so you will see them on the screen when to eat so we don't eat until it says eat right
00:51:43
until the first time starts the first chimes that you guys are gonna hear are the quarters
00:51:48
and it's just to prepare you for it [Laughter] the first time you know can i say
00:51:55
something yeah it might be one of those things where we don't know that eating that many grapes
00:52:00
at a certain amount of time makes you choke no no of the choking part i'm just saying because you guys are not used to
00:52:06
that's the oh he's just saying because he's got experience oh i thought that this was like a challenge that they had in spain
00:52:19
all right here we go let's start ready and go [Applause]
00:52:30
cuartos wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that's a chime no wait
00:52:36
those are the quarters now ding dong dude that there are four of those see as the clock gets to 12.
00:52:42
[Music] the grapes are so sweet okay
00:52:48
now one
00:53:01
[Music]
00:53:10
[Applause] wow
00:53:17
[Music] [Applause]
00:53:23
[Music]
00:53:29
oh you guys fail
00:53:36
did you get them george oh yeah george and i were the only ones who did it right
00:53:43
we did it yeah but you guys have to have your mouth clear
00:53:48
you guys didn't do it they didn't do it we did it it's on camera okay wait a minute
00:53:57
let's do it again well so what you're saying is that the the
00:54:02
each of the there can't be any grapes in the mouth right
00:54:08
we never hold that that's the [ __ ] rules also
00:54:16
you just swallow them whole yeah no no you ch chew them and then swallow you
00:54:22
didn't chew and swallow i don't know why there's no way there's no way no you didn't [ __ ] this
00:54:28
so now after this uh we're doing some filipino tradition okay rudy go ahead
00:54:37
for foreign filipino traditions during the new year when it turns to midnight you have to jump
00:54:43
really high because like really high so that
00:54:48
um on the next year you will grow taller and then and then you have to
00:54:56
um when the when it when it's midnight you have to scream or make noises so
00:55:04
that the evil spirit won't possess you that's it is that real
00:55:11
yeah don't look at me man i mean you know korean you would know if this is fake or not i've never seen this happen
00:55:16
but all right so what do we have to do yeah let me can we look it up first no we even just trust she's funny i feel
00:55:22
like she's making it up she's our resident these are reasonable jump as high as you can so you can grow the next year that's [ __ ] ridiculous
00:55:28
well they are short they're never tried all right number two make funny noises to scare away evil spirits yeah yeah
00:55:37
do it so where's the clock for that there's no clue for that all right yep
00:55:45
all right count us off all right
00:55:52
i can do it but yeah okay so three two one go
00:56:03
[Applause] all right okay i think we're ready for
00:56:10
the champagne
00:56:17
and your screaming was crazy yeah like you you you scrap you like you
00:56:23
meant it yeah do you really believe evil spirits are like around i think so
00:56:30
yeah okay she does you do i do believe in it what do you think is going to happen to
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you yeah if you don't do that what do you think is going to happen oh my year will be like bad yeah so you
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didn't scream last year yeah obviously yeah yeah yeah and maybe someone will die oh what
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somebody you love maybe like close yeah okay okay all right very dark what
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are the oh andres what does it say dance123 those are the music for now our dancing party andrew
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[Music]
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[Music] uh [Music]
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wow pretty good party that feels good
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get up and dance
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[Music]
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really good well there is one more i don't think we should do it but maybe i'm not doing i'm not doing it i'm doing
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it again well if you turn on who knows what will [Laughter]
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happen
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that's good okay so we have to have a countdown and cheers okay shipping now that we're out of
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breath it's been a great party it's been an amazing new year thank you for being a bad friend thank you for being a bad friend ten nine nine
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eight seven six five four three
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two [Music]
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boy new year
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[Music]
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woof [Music]
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yes [Music]
