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who knows we're going to be doing shows and uh also uh go to andrewsantino.com i'm going to be in houston in a couple of weeks
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to andrew santino.com houston show up all right and also tuesday night before the bray improv jules is going to do a little
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session jules will be doing a set so if you want to see it yes he's going to be like i said you don't have a time make sure you come out to see jules do her first stand-up
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comedy show yeah yeah you two are bad friends who are these two idiots
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white dude i'm an asian dude you two are disgusting well you two or something
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we're bad friends where's my red bull who are you
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what do you mean that's the new andres i told you i got rid of andres and i wanted someone new do you know do you know who what his
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name is i'm going to call him i'm going to call him what i want to call him what's your name chongo
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it's actually ignacio what do you say ignacio look at me his attitude
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who is this guy that's like nothing i love him eggnogia i got rid of that bag of trash
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yeah and i got ignacio look at me look at me yeah say eggna like eggnog go
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egna and i go evil
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thanks for coming yeah thanks for filling in he's like made out of half human half stone ignacio yeah his
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face it's just like he was very serious yeah he looks like one of those shelter shelter island the shelter island
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statues do you remember those is that what he looks like yeah just
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get off my island get off the island too last night is he spanish yeah of course
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this would he shut the [ __ ] up because he's talking way more talking more than
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where are you from in in espana espana espana from sevilla oh bro sevilla is the most
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beautiful place on earth great soccer team it's spelled seville right yes that's how white people say it savile we went to seville on vacation
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yeah that's how my people do it we're tapas we okay check it we flew to seville yeah all right and then they have this
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stuff called carpaccio you ever had capacio it's nuts no
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[Laughter]
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shut the [ __ ] up what is ignacio's name in american i can tell i can tell you right now what
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is it ted uh ted yeah yeah good to see you ted well thanks for filling in ted
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no problem my pleasure what do you think about uh our new andres i prefer andrea whoa he's right there
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the guy that's crazy why don't you like ignathio he's more serious he is more serious
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you know what he does for a living this guy what you're not gonna believe this can i guess sure he works in a mine
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somewhere did he talk to you before the show like he looks like he works in a mine he used to he's to run a mine he he gathers iron ingots he does yeah
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well no he was the foreman okay bring up the ingots yeah he's a he's a heart surgeon dude he used to be
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a heart surgeon what kind of hearts like both arms he would do he served
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he would do surgery on bovine hearts cowheads they have open heart surgery cows yeah they do why high cholesterol high fat high
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cholesterol their diet's insane look at how fat they are well they're hamburgers and a couple if you're a hamburger
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you're going to get your give yourself yeah you're having high cholesterol so he's how many how many cows have you performed
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heart surgery on eggnothio i lost the count you know you need to get that valve you know you need to get that valve he lost count
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[Laughter] what is this it's my brother so
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you want to work for the scissor bros podcast god
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what makes you think you can cut it here i'm tired of working with divas and
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artists what is your greatest asset as an employee
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well i call myself the quentin tarantino podcast
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rescue you know forgotten talent oh my god i think i can make you a stars
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did you have any issues with your last employer if so please explain in detail
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okay so i work with two two comedians who are they uh bobby lee and andrew
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santino you might have heard of them oh yeah and you know they're funny ish they
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they just yell a lot you know they do yell a lot we don't we don't you guys have a more positive
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energy right like i said we tried to do yeah
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are you comfortable with male nudity yes when can you start
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they're trying to steal our people bob the nerve first they steal our show
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[Laughter] then they steal our employees they're not going to pay him anything
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they won't be able to afford them there's no chance and also um i'm very supportive of my
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brother so should we just give him give them andres they can have them all right you heard
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it here first you can have him we fired him you could you get our leftovers he's gonna have him you can have our leftovers
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by the way uh we're losing at nathial he's gotta go ignacio's gotta leave because he's gotta get home to bye nothing bye nathie thanks for
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filling in i guess i guess no problem i miss andres
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so much what if i just clapped and andres was back in the chair i would love it they just jump cut it no way i never thought i would miss
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andreas you didn't uh i miss him he was there last night though what a good night what a night we had last
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night we had tonight my god my god what a night so bob and i went down to the bray improv it was called bobby lee does new
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material with friends and he didn't tell him they were gonna do new material that's what the name of the show was so we all show up and nobody knows we're
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supposed to do new material and he starts complaining that some of the other comics that were on the show were doing material that was
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a material stuff that they'd done before and then we all said when did you want us to do new stuff and you said
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that's what the show is but nobody knew that yeah it's called bobby lee's [ __ ] show if i if listen you are a [ __ ] show so it could be just
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called bobby andy don't do it bob don't do it but when you make me mad i gotta call you
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andy what happened last night was bob and i did a show bob didn't tell anybody that
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you were supposed to do new material so we all went out there well no no no no andrew let me just ask you can i say something by the way
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can i finish go ahead bobby didn't want to go last on his own show so we want to go in the middle
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which is crazy and yes it is you're supposed to headline your own show no i'm not
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it's yes you are the whole reason why i did in the first place is i'm not going to raise my voice
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is because i haven't been going up at all ever that was my second time up right
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and i wanted an environment where i wasn't playing at the store because i don't like playing i just wanted to just kind of get my
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chops back up i know right so the whole point of it was i thought maybe i create like an open mic
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situation but that's more insulated and i'll do it where i can control it at the very improv
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i thought a hundred people would show up 50 people that's four how many four sold out yeah last tuesday
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and this tuesday and i'm not gonna do i'm gonna then my next last one is next tuesday i'm not doing it anymore
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because it's like it's too much the why because it's like i'm stopping five minutes and then it's like
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people are going well i paid money you know i mean what do you mean the whole show was packed with comics it was people loved
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it but want me to do more time well well what happened last night was bobby went up in the middle and did some
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time and then i was supposed to close the show or go last and then i said you got to come up on stage with me and you
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did and we had a blast didn't you we just didn't want 40 minutes i didn't want to do it yeah you did no in the beginning it
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didn't but then i'm like oh i don't think he's gonna do stand up i wasn't gonna right so you grabbed the
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other mic and then you and i did a 25 minute 34 minutes 34 minute improv we did a bunch of
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improv here let me show you why how this uh p pete's got it why you came up on stage in the first place because the gentleman in the front row
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yelled out bobby let's see your wiener or something and i said he's not going to show you his wiener and then bobby oh
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yeah watch this one said yes this is crazy let's press play and find out so they take you take them backstage
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[Applause] oh he just wanted a picture you look
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great i love it
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insane he wanted a picture that bad
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[Music] [Laughter]
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that he got what he wanted finally very sweet very sweet now we continue to discuss so
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this guy so this guy this this guy goes um let me see your penis obviously i'm gonna just [ __ ] not everyone gets to
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see it that's right right special people he's a celebrity he's rep by um apa does he really have i'm with caa but my
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dick is right yeah is he uh lit or a theatrical or hit lit oh yeah he's a writer in three
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scripts get out of town yeah wow yeah so um this guy goes let me use
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your dick i go cause you don't want to get canceled right and you're kind of thinking of the modern times
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so go how do i pull this i'll bring him up on stage yeah i'll bring him behind this curtain privately privately he asked he asked
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so there's no problemo there no and i and you did it in the private location right i pulled it out
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he doesn't look at it okay and he looks at me right in the eyes and he goes i don't want to see it can i get a photo
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yeah all he wanted was a picture yeah but it's like now i look like the fool no you don't look like a fool
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my penis is out andy but nobody saw it robert nobody saw your penis including the gentleman small no
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well yeah i mean but he didn't see it the funny thing is i had the camera pointed at such a perfect angle yeah i was like well we'll have to blur
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it out and i catch no penis yeah because i'm like usually because you're slope yeah because you're slow
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slope you can't say a slope your stomach the slope of your stomach don't do that to me
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oh snippy out are you gonna do that too oh you son of a [ __ ] don't just try to listen to my words and find a chick in the armor don't just do
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that that's not fair no the slope of your stomach covered up the breath of your penis which was kind of nice
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because now there's no nudity on the camera right that's great i have a self-editing system on my body
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your stomach is photoshopped yeah yeah but that guy had a great time and he loved it but then one of my favorite things that happened
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last night was i had seen brea is a part of southern california where there's uh
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a lot of latino latinet latinx yeah latinx see how we had a lot of brown people which are my favorites but no black
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people and i said bob there's no black fans here you don't have black fans and there was two men in the front row yeah and they were both uh black fans of
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who's yours mine yes two black ice bubbles because one of them was during it's
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summer one of them he's wearing a thick ass cosby sweater he didn't speak english but with the other but you know what i
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think he wore the cosby sweater because because of what happened today guess who got released i know congratulations bob
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bill cosby got out that's what bobby always wanted like if i i'm cuz i'm doing a show tonight so where at
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the store okay so i imagine like um if by chance bill cosby wants to do a guest spot and
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i have to bring him up yeah i'd have to say our next comic ladies cover your drinks [Laughter]
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how can this guy get out look at there he brought that out he got out he got free do you know who bill cosby is rudy no that's crazy i love that i
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love that about you well just by looking at him who do you think this guy is who do you think he is and what was he
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what do you think he meant to us do you know anything about him an actor he was an actor he's an actor do you know any films that he might have
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been in war or more movies he wasn't a bunch of war movies do you know what wars what's
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specifically what war world war ii that's right he was in [ __ ] uh
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yeah he was a he was a uh he was an actor and an actor yeah um did you see what he said when he was
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walking by cameras no he goes hey hey hey shut up i swear to god google that
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[ __ ] he does a fantastic fed albert wow yeah yeah so bill cosby was a
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stand-up comedian okay just i want to just put to do this in the 80s rudy he was big
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there was no one bigger i mean he was like think of right now who do you think the biggest star is right now
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biggest star yeah leonardo okay leonardo dicaprio for television he
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was that that that big there we go oh let me hear
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it [Music]
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[Laughter] because he used to do in the 70s our
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cartoon called fat and his catchphrase was
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hey hey hey and that's he just got out of prison that's the first he got a prison for
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rape and that's what he did that's the first thing out of his mouth what a good [ __ ] real piece of [ __ ] no he's a piece of
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[ __ ] he's a piece of [ __ ] he's a piece of [ __ ] yeah you get out of prison for rape and you you make me if i got released from
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prison right and immediately the first thing [Laughter]
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that's insane what he did was he put uh he put stuff in women's drinks and then
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they would go to sleep and he would assault them and he just got out of prison after serving two years
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only two years that's all you need if you're bill cosby you get two years and then you're good to go and you're allowed to walk out and go hey hey yeah and also when he was in
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prison what made me laugh was which is not a funny situation but um some inmate did you hear about this
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threw a chicken patty his face that's very funny and it hit him like
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i mean as you can imagine it's sticky and it just kind of slides off his face
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no wait i thought he was separated from general population because of his uh health and age and all that stuff i just assume that they put them inside
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i think at lunch he can join oh you can sit with me maybe kids i don't know but um i can't believe what i got first is
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camille his wife what about her oh because she was like uh it's all a lie
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first of all she stood by him she's just um they live in two separate houses i think what do you
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but i guess the the question would be what did america want her to do condemn
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him and then leave him well it's like i'm asking i'm just asking i will just let you know if i
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leave a cigarette butt in the backyard underneath the rock she's moving out
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kalila knows about it right right right how the [ __ ] does camille not know that he's right you're saying
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she's in in on it i just i just can't you know can't imagine it imagine her not knowing i mean
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if it was one or two that's one thing right but it's like 1050 or whatever 60. yeah
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whatever it is right it's crazy yeah well i mean she did she was kind of adamant about saying
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it wasn't real and she was like this is all lies and all for attention and fame and you're like man
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is she so delusion that she might actually believe that yeah or the best she's just holding trying to hold it down for she's holding
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down the forbes she's because she's making i mean obviously he's a multi-millionaire yeah at this point she could have all that
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money it's not about money for her i think it's about legacy she just doesn't want it she doesn't want to believe it's real
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maybe doesn't want to believe it's real yeah but my favorite interview was when they were i guess
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at an art museum opening or whatever and then they did an interview and i guess his publicist
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cleared it with you know the journalist saying no no no weird questions okay
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no weird questions yeah and then the the guy brings it up and then there's that weird awkward exchange between
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camille cosby and the journalist have you seen that no can we see that so good thank you okay here it is thank you now
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can i get something from you what's that that none of that will be shown
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i i can't promise that myself but you
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didn't say anything i know i didn't say anything but i i'm asking your integrity that since i
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didn't want to say anything it's interesting to talk about integrity if i don't want to say anything of what
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value will it have i don't think it will ma'am but then he starts pulling weight he starts he starts telling people hey
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his publicist can you call you know i mean this person oh can you call me watch
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this is so shady if you will just tell your boss the reason why we didn't say that up front was because
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we thought that ap had the integrity
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he says integrity twice to not ask this guy's a rapist and he's talking
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about integrity one other point on that and i think you need to get on the phone
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with his i will person immediately okay
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okay thank you insane yeah yeah that's insane yeah so then he calls
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you don't have the integrity yeah i like the nerve to talk about integrity
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to journalists who's like what's up with all these crazy allegations but it's not only that it's just that his boss is like he's an
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employee yeah right his boss is like you got to ask the question it's all over well what is he going to do it's not
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like it's inappropriate it's a museum you know yeah it's like it's not like what car do you drive it's like yeah it's not like
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you prefer chicken or beef this is totally legit yeah he's i've never seen that's insane
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i look at camille though oh dude well yeah there's what's going on this is
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you know what's a great air bring this up i don't know why this made me think of that but bring up uh mike tyson interview it's my favorite
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one where where's canada when he's like you're a goddamn piece of [ __ ] yeah yeah that's my favorite one that's my because
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mike tyson interview and then he's it was a slow like a slow burn in his mind what what what what would he say mike
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tyson interview canadian canadian that well that's it right there right there that's it right that's it
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right there this is so great pull that yeah he's not you're not supposed to swear on television he cannot or threaten to kill someone in the
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journal's life right but then don't ask mike tyson this is one of the strongest men
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yeah this is it yeah now some of your critics would say you know there's a race for mayor we know you're a convicted
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rapist this could hurt his campaign how would you respond to that okay um i don't know who said that you know when i heard say that
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you know what i mean and i don't have no comment to that you know because it's negative and
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you're being negative and i i i met the mayor right and now they can do about it we
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actually had a really good time we we we talked about george travallo here look at him look at him staring at
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him staring at those were the thoughts it's brewing look at it oh my god he wants to kill him
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life eyes so interesting when you come across like tonight that but you're really a piece of [ __ ] hey come on come on [ __ ] you that was a
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piece of [ __ ] you know we're doing we're doing live tv yeah i don't care what you gonna do about it all right you got it
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we are a lot of people [Laughter]
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um you know it speaks for itself everyone saw the show all right it said broadway production it
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went to vegas he's turning into the hulk yeah he wants
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to just rip this yeah he's so angry for you to do something
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like this is it more nervous for you to box how does it go
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it's more nerve-wracking here's talking to a rap piece of [ __ ] like [Laughter]
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all right we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna wrap up this interview thank you thank you for coming [ __ ] you
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it's the best [ __ ] you that's one of the do you know who that you know mike tyson is kind of yeah
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he was one of the greatest boxers of all time but it's crazy because that guy you can feel him being like let me just
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say this he not only the greatest boxer of all time he was
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so few he was a one punch he was a knockout yeah monster he would he would like he
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would annihilate time travel yeah people hit and it's
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like tomorrow yeah i mean he was so scary he was the biggest guy now put in the
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contact of this journalist you mean said you're a convicted rapist cause
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he was yeah he was yeah but i'm not gonna say i'm not gonna sit in the couch and say that to him because i don't want to kill him
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i know him you know tyson yeah i know tyson well yeah and it's like why would you
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why would you bring it up to him i don't know i think even me saying that he was a convicted one just now
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i might want to edit that out i'm scared now yeah i'd be scared if i was yeah i'm like my nose is sweating yeah imagine being a
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crossroad man it just say it to me
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so mikey some of the critics are saying it's a little interesting that you would meet with the mayor rob ford because you are a convicted rapist uh do you
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have anything to say about that you could say that really well that's what he did that's exactly what he said about that's exactly what he said would you be
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able to do that though no no my oh my god no yeah this is what i would have said if i was that's what i wanted okay give it to
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me they give it to me and i go and you it's on the question yeah i got the card
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now mike uh you met with us the the mayor rob ford now a lot of your critics are saying that uh a lot of the critics are out there
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saying that you that it's interesting for the mayor to meet with you considering the fact that you are a chef
00:27:06
you're a chef is that right you're a chef i'm not that's cook's most oh you cooked up before but you're also somebody
00:27:14
you're are you a rapper that says you're a rapper you've been rapping all right we'll be we're
00:27:23
yeah i can't i this that interview gave me the chili yeah i can't believe uh that cosby i've never seen anything
00:27:29
seriously dude because i've been asked to do his podcast whenever i run into i photos with him on instagram um
00:27:34
he's super nice to me i'm so even just this what i just did here scares you we
00:27:41
do can we cut it out he's a cop but he loves comedy he gets i'm gonna just say mike i'm on your side i mean i'm not though i don't know
00:27:47
let's i can't i'm a meltdown what are you trying to say nothing he's a change reform man he's a
00:27:53
change guy he's one of the night like i can do that yeah literally one of the nicest guys i've ever met no he's ch he's he's had a lot
00:27:59
of struggles over the course of his life and he's changed as yeah as the the man he's become a uh i'm not just letting you know
00:28:04
one punch from him even now how much would you would it be to take a punch from mike for real right now well because i got his prime
00:28:10
right now how much money would do would i want to receive there's no money because i would die
00:28:16
no you could take one i don't think so do bare-handed no with a glove for sure bare hands on the
00:28:21
head yeah in the face one glove in the face no there's no way
00:28:26
i would have i would have something wrong 50. fifty what fifty fifty million fifty bucks this is
00:28:34
no way how about you what about you probably ten million one punch yeah because can i come you
00:28:41
you will when you hit me trust me yeah yeah the moment he punches me yeah i would you know what 10 minutes 10
00:28:49
million because that's enough to leave my favorite ring with mike tyson no for 50 million okay
00:28:54
and i was on your corner oh my god the funniest coach mike no no you're not boxing you're not
00:29:01
boxing you're just gonna get you're just gonna take a punch from him right well i'm just gonna run as fast as i can oh so you're saying you want to do a
00:29:06
round no if i took a punch it'd be 10 million to fight would be i would never want to do the whole round
00:29:12
yeah i mean 100 million nothing as a as your corner map just being like i'm sorry the whole time you're just
00:29:18
saying i'm sorry yeah yeah the moment we touch gloves yeah yeah sorry dude um
00:29:25
i'll take care of things yeah you'll have to yeah yeah you won't have a choice eric will fill in because you would
00:29:31
definitely he's my cut man yeah yeah come on man by the way yeah i honestly think that we you
00:29:37
wouldn't be able to do bad friends for a year at least yeah yeah and then the moment i get knocked out all you hear is hey hey
00:29:42
and cosby's in the audience yeah let me ask you this if you were in prison with cosby yeah what are your night talks like
00:29:50
oh i'm sharing a cell i'm a seller you're a cellmate and you're you it's a bunk bed you know i mean he probably gets top
00:29:56
bunk oh so scary that he gets on top i don't want him bottom bunk well you don't why oh you're right i can feel him
00:30:01
climbing up then if i could feel him come down he would swing down so fast oh yeah right on top of you you'd never see it right okay i
00:30:07
want top he would jump right on you right so you're laying there and it's like can you sleep
00:30:14
i think that's what i would ask for are you are you awake he's like just sitting here with my
00:30:20
thoughts yeah and then what would i ask like what was the cosby show like was it fun
00:30:29
no what i would do is like no i would be honest i would be honest yeah i think i'm i mean he's a rapist
00:30:35
but i'm here with cosby i have a compliment so i'm gonna be like you'd compliment him
00:30:40
you know in terms of comedy yeah you did a lot for us for and then i'd be like uh bill cosby
00:30:48
himself like i remember going to camp this really happened i was in camp and my cousin had bill cosby himself on
00:30:56
just you know his record cassette oh the cassette though right in the car and i remember the [ __ ] dental the
00:31:03
dentist bit oh my god yeah so classic yeah and i remember as a kid just crying laughing yeah it was so good
00:31:11
i mean the album was incredible it's an incredible album yeah also here's what i love about just
00:31:16
as a stand-up in that specific um you like him as a guy more than a stand-up though no i think that his that that special
00:31:23
also shows pacing his timing was great no it's also there's like gaps of him just sitting
00:31:29
there and contemplating and taking his time well that's what that was kind of it's a cool like control of the room yeah and
00:31:37
confidence he was just he was he was um he was very influential but animal burst all it took was hannibal
00:31:43
like at a show to just be like y'all don't even know the bill cosby or rapist and then it would just blew
00:31:49
everything up it blew everything up it was wild that all it took was a stand-up comedian to blow up another stand-up comedian
00:31:54
that had been that i that people had talked about him roofing people for years it's also there
00:32:00
was like already women out there accusing him of roofing that roofing and all that stuff and then
00:32:05
just one comic does that what an incredible what a crazy what a crazy rollercoaster and now he's out
00:32:12
whatever crazy 10 years though if he showed up to the store tonight you're on tonight yeah he shows up yeah
00:32:18
are you gonna stay and do the show with him well if i had to bring him up i would do what like what martin lawrence does if he has to bring
00:32:25
me up he just leaves he'll leave yeah he doesn't even say your name yeah so like the comic has to bring all the other comics on
00:32:30
what martin lawrence will do is just walk off stage yeah and then you just walk on stage like it's so uncomfortable no one knows
00:32:37
you're going up so you just kind of walk up on stage hey i'm not one more time for martin it's so insane it's
00:32:44
so insane i don't know why and he knows that he's doing that yeah he's been there enough where he's seen other people bring other people up
00:32:50
also can i say this about him i hate that is i used to open from for martin lawrence
00:32:56
well what happened was at the store where he used to do these like week these um main room shows like on a
00:33:02
wednesday thursday and he'd just be like somebody would come up to me and go martin wants you to do open
00:33:10
oh martin want you to open the show yeah so i would go up before him but i was beating the green room and he
00:33:17
wouldn't look at me and every question that i have was through his road manager
00:33:22
shut up yeah so i go can you add he's right here i go can you ask martin how do how he
00:33:29
wants me to bring him up did you try to talk to him at one point and he just every time i talk to him it's almost as if i'm not there
00:33:35
like i'm like you know an aboriginal like i'm not there right so it's like and then he'll go and
00:33:41
then mike will tell you know martin yeah what should he say tell him to say you know what i mean
00:33:49
i'm right here tell him to say this and then he would tell me if they would he didn't even look at you no so it
00:33:54
would be like i would get the same information twice right because i had to get it through
00:33:59
he's like tell him to do 15 minutes he's like i'd like you to do 15 minutes and then this is another reason why i know
00:34:04
were you cool with him i love him i mean he's nice no but i mean like would you go say hi to him if you saw him he wouldn't know who i was he wouldn't
00:34:12
see me but would still be fun to go say hi to him yeah hey martin but here's how i knew uh and then he would ask his
00:34:18
friend who the [ __ ] is that and he goes who the [ __ ] are you where where i am in the black community in terms of um
00:34:23
where i stand super low i've asked the documentary you were very
00:34:28
low but this is how i knew yeah so one time when i was doing game on did i tell you the story no i was
00:34:34
with keegan and keegan and i were talking because i you know i was on math tv with keegan for years
00:34:39
yeah and then he sees cedric the entertainer and he goes yo yo cedric he goes come on
00:34:46
let's go say hi so i run with keegan oh yeah right then they hug do a kiss right i go
00:34:54
what's up man i say it he doesn't even look at me yeah you don't exist yeah and he's just
00:34:59
talking to keegan and i think i said one more like like 45 seconds later i go maybe he didn't hear
00:35:04
me they're talking what's up nothing nothing so i just kind of walked
00:35:11
away yeah he doesn't want you there it was so pitiful that's a black thing but why because a little asian came running up
00:35:16
he doesn't want to pay anything i know but it's like he's like if i was seeing if i saw john cho right and some little
00:35:24
black kid you know i mean like i know john cho right yeah and i'm with this you know let's say i'm with uh jamar
00:35:32
neighbors littler oh you mean a little physical oh doc willis so there was a there was used to be a
00:35:38
parking guy lockeye and a very funny standoff yeah it's hilarious doc willis yeah i run up with dr c john
00:35:44
cho if doc said what's up man john would definitely look at him go what's up little guy you go hey what's up hey
00:35:50
what's up john joel yeah yeah yeah that's what doctors yeah hey what's up john troll there's doc willis right there doc williams we love
00:35:56
him he's so cute why do you say little you don't say little you're the same height i know but for black guy that's not good
00:36:01
right you're yeah for black-eyed shorts yeah right for an asian girl when i shot the movie in in hungary and i worked because i don't
00:36:06
mean kevin i'm taller you're taller than kevin yeah are you really 100
00:36:12
by how much by like this much by like two inches he's he could kill me because he's boss
00:36:17
he's huge yeah yeah but he's i'm this much taller and so i'd be like so what's the first time so kevin what's up
00:36:24
so you want to rehearse real quick it was great it was great did you make a comment about how you're taller than him how
00:36:30
tall is kevin hart between five two and five four that's so funny it says between between like his weight like it
00:36:36
fluctuates like his weight we did mine here remember we did the [ __ ] measurement five three is what we learned
00:36:42
we did the height we did the thing that one five four right there's five three really rudy what was that so um
00:36:48
right so he's five two it says between five two and five four he's not by four it seems like he might
00:36:54
fluctuate there's i bro i saw him like 30 times there
00:36:59
and every time i had the thought i'd call her maybe he's have maybe as he
00:37:04
was having a bad height day sometimes you have good height there's maybe you know when you know you're taller you are
00:37:10
yeah i'm taller people are blown away at how much taller i am than you people think they see us together at this desk they think we're the same size
00:37:15
i know and then they say and then we put up a photo and they're like holy [ __ ] it's like a gigantic size difference are we gonna keep doing live shows yeah we're going
00:37:21
to do tuesday right yeah we'll we'll do tuesday at down at brea yeah i'll go i'll we'll go down but but but i got to say
00:37:27
we have to make a real tour out of this because we're doing chosen cancun you know by the way last night we told
00:37:32
people it was cabo uh like three people were like where are you how do we go to cabo in cowboy
00:37:38
okay but um you what i realized last night was that if you and i say if we went on tour we did
00:37:46
30-minute sets yeah each and then and then did time together time together
00:37:52
then great show i know we should do jewels can come up and open i would i cannot wait oh can you come on tuesday to not open
00:37:59
yes yes yes yes no to hang yeah but also you have to introduce us no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah did you do
00:38:05
it you have to jules all you have to do is this is show up it's not hard no we're not asking you to write jokes
00:38:12
or to perform you're just going to walk up in front of the audience just shut the [ __ ] up
00:38:18
that's it i just listened that's it all right and you're going to go hi everybody can you say that
00:38:25
do it now hi everybody no it's a room full of people this is not a library just just vocalize
00:38:32
hey everybody hi everybody great that's good hey jules
00:38:38
people will cheer oh yeah as you will you cheer right oh yeah are you guys ready for the um you know you said i just have to
00:38:46
introduce you that is what he's doing what i'm doing you get to say hi by everybody just walk off stage
00:38:51
no i'm just saying here's to the ball andrew yeah yeah but with enthusiasm it's gonna
00:38:57
sound like you like it see hello friends
00:39:04
oh my god i love hello friends me too you know it comes in like box when i go when i come home and i just you know
00:39:10
what even if i was like i'm gonna order something tonight but when i see a hello fresh box i go oh no i'm gonna eat this i'm
00:39:17
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00:39:22
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00:40:43
you've done a lot of good things the only thing you've trusted that i've ever given the only thing that i i go god what a gift
00:40:50
and you gave me a comforter from buffet i gave you a buffy you did buffy i did i buffered you and
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um kalil and i use it and it's like my favorite comforter of comfort should we get jules one she doesn't
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buffy.co and the code is bad friends can i just tell you something that happened the other day with her so we are in the [ __ ]
00:42:04
driveway and our neighbors are cool guys yeah right young guys and they're they play music they're in a band yeah and
00:42:10
they're young they're like 20 21 yeah her age okay and they're like um hey guys we're doing
00:42:16
a like a party next door you guys are welcome to come by great music beers have fun a bunch of young people
00:42:24
okay next door to my house so we meet kalylah and jules were ready to go to go get ramen or you get
00:42:30
something to eat and we looked at jules and we go
00:42:35
i think you should go now send her by herself you guys don't want to go yeah okay because they're young people
00:42:41
we know them it's safe and she's like no no and i'm like yeah i
00:42:46
think because she's been trapped in the house for a year she's gonna hang out with anybody her own why didn't you want to go over
00:42:52
i wanted to but i'm shy right so then you live next time i know so we i get in
00:42:58
the car and that it's two houses down i just we just kind of stop her from the house and we look up there's lights having
00:43:04
people having beers and having a good time right and we just go get out you oh you kicked
00:43:09
her out of the car yeah did you go and then so this is she goes okay so just go up the stairs
00:43:15
here we go yeah so we drop her off we do a u-turn later come back up to see if she went she's not there anymore she went home
00:43:23
she went home i knew you went home why did you do that i went up and then i tried to knock but
00:43:29
you don't knock at a [ __ ] party you just walk in i didn't know we got to teach this kid everything yeah
00:43:36
yeah all you have to do is show up if it's an open door like that if it's a party it just means come on in say hi and you just walk up to someone
00:43:42
you knew the guys right didn't you know him no you never met those guys but you knew there are neighbors and they're young
00:43:47
and stuff and there was a bunch of people up there are they famous kids i don't know who they are probably you two people but then we're youtube people
00:43:54
that's right and we and we um so clyde and i went to eat we came back
00:44:01
and she was out and she's got home so what you know what we did beat the [ __ ] out of her
00:44:06
we took her there oh you really walked her over there yeah really yeah and we go go up there and
00:44:12
she went up there and this is what she does this is so pitiful she goes up there the music's play she
00:44:17
puts on her video camera and she just does that like a you know what i mean like i'm around like a panoramic video thing right and then she pushes
00:44:24
his paws she runs back downstairs just to prove that she went did you have anything to drink they gave
00:44:29
me something oh my god was bill cosby there
00:44:34
hey hey jules drink this wait a minute they gave you a drink you drank it booze i don't know but it tasted like
00:44:42
alcohol and then did you enjoy the drink it was fine how long did you stay
00:44:47
20 minutes that's not that's not even real that's that's what we're saying that's why when we go to cancun yeah
00:44:53
yeah you when you're 21 next year you can only have to be 18 to drink in mexico oh that's right yeah
00:44:59
right so you can drink it you can drink and party there's going to be it's cancun so it's going to be a lot of young people i mean i think that's the
00:45:05
whole place i don't know why we're going yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're going to be way young people and then there's going to be wheelchairs for us
00:45:11
there's going to be parties you're drinking you're doing drugs because just for laughs are going to have those night parties
00:45:17
that you have a big time big time at the bars yeah so you're going to be partying with the best comics on planet earth mm-hmm
00:45:23
your buddy tom segura is going to be there tommy's going to be there anthony jesselnick jackson next going to be there
00:45:28
i don't even know i'd have to look up the yeah yeah but a lot of big people a lot a lot of big names and you're going to be able to drink there will you want to party there
00:45:34
yeah jeffrey jeffrey epstein he'll be there jeffrey epstein will he'll be there i think so
00:45:41
wait so here you go so far for the just for laughs lineup that we're going to do in cancun
00:45:46
uh it is jim jeffries tom segura nikki glazer stevo nicole buyer jay pharaoh girls got to eat with podcast donnell
00:45:54
rawlings ron funches uh goddamn comedy jam deborah giovanni and of course yours truly the bad friend's crew that's
00:46:01
a lot of good people that you can party with you excited yeah couldn't care less all right let me show
00:46:07
you something this i got sent this this is wild jimin
00:46:14
hey guys i'm finally korean i've transitioned i'm so sorry i'm doing this completed my
00:46:20
look i'm finally korean guys i have the eyes just had a brow lift as well um so i'm
00:46:25
so happy finally i've been trapped in the wrong body for eight years and that's the worst feeling in the
00:46:31
world when you're trapped and you don't feel like you can be yourself but finally i'm korean i can be myself
00:46:37
yep and i'm so so happy okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
00:46:44
okay we here at bad friends are very promotional for everyone being who they want to be right look at
00:46:50
me right right we're being serious yeah i don't care if you were born a race or a gender and you want to um
00:46:57
switch it up we are happy for you whatever you want to do yeah that being said yeah
00:47:04
why would you want to be korean of all the fun ones it could have been japanese is way more
00:47:10
fun or chinese i mean they're taking over the world these guys god it's so it's so
00:47:15
crazy [Laughter] it's so crazy that you say this because
00:47:21
um why would you want to be korean if i was going to change my race i wouldn't go to korean
00:47:29
japanese at least at first i mean they're the best they really aren't the japanese add up
00:47:35
they're not the best the japanese are the best they're good they're good who's better japanese are korean
00:47:41
japanese japanese really she loves anime yeah you're asking i wonder how many white people
00:47:48
want to be filipino [Laughter] i wonder i would be filipino
00:47:54
you okay so if you had a choice between korean korean and filipino i'd be filipino
00:47:59
why because the color of their skin is beautiful look at that brown like it's brown it's
00:48:05
like and yours is like uh it's beautiful it's not it's angelic it's
00:48:10
it's urine it's coming it's not urinating
00:48:17
in nature look at how gorgeous their skin tone is it's that it's beautiful brown skin it's beautiful um i would easily be
00:48:23
filipino over korea for sure let's ask the other two white dorks in here what about you guys whites what do
00:48:29
you want to be uh here let's p go first yeah yeah no so scared so scared like it's it's such
00:48:36
a pus i would choose korean i like their movies what korean movies do you love pete oh my god
00:48:41
the uh old boy uh the uh uh trilogy the uh sympathy uh yeah wow he does know
00:48:48
um no sympathy for uh uh mr vengeance and lady vengeance lady
00:48:54
vengeance yeah wow yeah yeah peter are you married to a korean woman uh no to a spanish woman oh yeah oh
00:49:01
george you're married to korean right yeah okay uh i go korean all the way there we go there we go what a [ __ ]
00:49:07
george you're such a [ __ ] have your own stance [ __ ] but here's the thing you know growing up
00:49:13
i knew like secretly a lot of koreans growing up wanting to be secretly white i know i
00:49:20
love it say it again what does anyone say hello means hello yeah what's aseo
00:49:27
hello no i know it means
00:49:37
from one of the best shows on television or well that was i mean was what what's what's probably one of
00:49:42
the greatest comedies ever assembled on television adventure time no it's it's
00:49:49
adventure time has to be wonderful jason bateman was he an adventure time what's what's the best show that jason
00:49:54
bateman's ever done he was in a uh i know it was on um i did the show so did i
00:50:00
and i forgot it you go to jail and when you get what do you when you get you go to jail
00:50:06
when you get purgatory yeah chained chained yeah chained in purgatory when you get
00:50:12
no it's another just let me guess don't don't please i'm giving you the easiest hint no you're not give me another one a police officer puts
00:50:18
handcuffs on someone they call they they just got what arrested for development arrested for development
00:50:24
for development arrested development arrested development yeah uh annyeong they called him on young they didn't understand that he was saying anyone saying hello they
00:50:30
thought his name was did you do the the new one or the old one sadly i did the a new one because i did a new one as well oh
00:50:35
you did yeah i thought you're gonna mock me no i did a new one but i actually enjoyed it bateman was really cool i wasn't on with bateman oh really no i
00:50:43
played a female gang member in a prison that's funny and then i try
00:50:49
to shank somebody with a noodle i did a ramen shank god that's funny right and i but then
00:50:56
raw ramen raw ramen but then they poured hot water on it and it dissolved
00:51:03
that's funny it was me where there is it there's bobby right there yeah right the first the first one the very first one
00:51:09
yeah yeah put the first one the first one the very first one that
00:51:15
one yeah there i am so that's amy hill she's on magnum pi you look hot thank you
00:51:21
i like her on the right amy hill yeah she's great she was great in um uh next friday oh she weighed that she
00:51:27
was on that friday yeah she's like what's up [ __ ] yeah she was funny yeah dude she's so amy
00:51:32
um is a good friend of mine i love her so much before we jump let's go back to oil london i have to go back to this this this
00:51:38
person because it's a they correct correct all right so they came out yeah as korean
00:51:44
yeah and this transition's been going on for quite a while what i was saying is is that i never thought in my mind
00:51:49
because you know when i went to korean church the korean kids you know secretly we all wanted to be
00:51:54
white of course you did yeah but then it's like but then as you get older oh god
00:52:01
there we go because i identify as korean that's just
00:52:07
my culture that's my home country that's exactly how i look now um and i
00:52:13
also identify as jimmy and that's my career name but uh not only that i just i know it's a
00:52:18
little bit confusing for some people nobody's ever come out as jimin or korean but um this is something that you guys know if
00:52:24
you've followed my journey for the last eight years i've really struggled with identity issues
00:52:30
he better have shaved his penis down oh he had to have a little snip snap he he needs a snip snap they're like now
00:52:37
because he will stay because he if he has like you know a thick dick a thick white dick it's not going to work for me yeah you
00:52:43
want to be korean chop it off yeah yeah that's the final step yeah
00:52:48
this is so interesting to me because i can't i can see both sides of this argument he's got to darken the dick too you got to tan it up well he's got to
00:52:54
get her purple way too white too because korean penises have purple shading in it
00:52:59
do they really yeah like the sack is very dark well your sack is very dark no our sack
00:53:04
yours as a people i think i've seen other google are korean sacks always dark are korean balls nut sacks always dark
00:53:10
cause yours is oddly dark no it's they're all i'm not an anomaly no i think you are if i had if there was
00:53:17
a dark sac competition in korea i wouldn't win it you get close i would take third third or fourth that would be you could be on
00:53:22
the podium you'd place i would probably yeah do asians have small testicles south korean nut
00:53:28
rage family has a darker history of what does that say yeah yeah why is nut sex skin
00:53:34
darker on than the rest of me a korean man's plight that's well okay you got dark sax bud yeah why do you
00:53:40
think that is i don't know so what do we think about this people are people are you mad about white people
00:53:45
transitioning into korean i like it you like it yeah it's proud but he's not but do you but is it okay
00:53:51
they weren't born korean just because you you grew up in korea but do you think it's okay to change your
00:53:56
structure in your face no it's like he said how it is the rules have changed you are who you say you are
00:54:03
okay what are you i'm korean okay me too okay i am korean i accept it
00:54:10
and you know yeah you know what as a korean yeah i i hate koreans they make me sick they're the worst
00:54:17
people that have ever they're disgusting why because i'm korean i can say that wow see since you're korean now
00:54:23
right since you're korean now right just you could just freely say of course i can yeah yeah
00:54:29
as a korean see it as a korean i can say it yeah yeah i can say it yeah yeah do
00:54:34
it korean i i can yeah i don't need but you won't i don't need to okay you don't need to
00:54:40
because i think that's racial because you're not korean yes i am yeah i am korean yeah i am who i say i am uh
00:54:46
we've got a great game now we're gonna have uh i don't wanna oscar winning uh actors and you guys can guess what
00:54:53
uh what movie they were actually won their oscar for oh does everyone get a shot i think that's
00:54:59
what should we do so who is that rudy who is that rude
00:55:07
i don't know can i guess like what movie sure sure the godfather yep he wasn't the
00:55:13
godfather he is yeah and that was crazy that she knows that
00:55:19
how do you know that i don't know what was his character's name oh if how about this if you know his
00:55:26
[ __ ] character's name okay give me a hint no no because i'll
00:55:31
give you a hundred grand hints 100 thousand dollars holy [ __ ] rudy [ __ ] 100 grand were you really over 100
00:55:38
grand yeah she's not gonna be able to get it there's no way maybe she will because godfather was a long shirt
00:55:44
cause she would have to know the family's name in the godfather she doesn't know that maybe she does i don't know yeah yeah
00:55:50
look at your phone don't look at your phone his name was uh
00:55:55
in the godfather name was michael corleone oh yeah guest michael
00:56:01
yeah yeah rudy gets a point if you can guess the actor name and you guys get a point if you can guess the uh oscar that
00:56:07
uh that they that they won oh which movie i i i think i can give it shot but go ahead what's his name
00:56:14
give me a hint it's you know it breaks my heart because
00:56:19
he's literally one of the greatest actors that's ever lived that's ever
00:56:24
lived ever lived yeah the fact that you don't know who ray
00:56:30
liotta is is just so annoying to me yeah yeah it's ray liotta
00:56:35
incredible okay so what movie did he win oscar for what movie do you want to ask before do you know his name for real
00:56:41
al pacino al pacino um what movie dog day afternoon i got a scent of a
00:56:47
woman yes i get a point yes i love this stuff one for me don't you think dog day afternoon was a
00:56:53
better movie attica that was a great movie one of the great and i like the documentary about the
00:56:59
the real the real guy yeah did you see that one you know how strange it just real quick to talking about dog day afternoon and how
00:57:04
powerful the movie was here's a guy who has it's like what a great story of
00:57:09
an emotional breakdown of someone who's trying to yeah to rob and then is
00:57:14
for those that don't know you're a little late to the game then comes out it's about coming out his sexuality
00:57:20
coming out yeah i mean i mean the movie is so good [ __ ] deep and weird and good and like
00:57:25
unexpected yeah if you've never seen dog afternoon you don't know what's his name
00:57:31
can i guess just the movie he was in he's been in a lot of movies so many
00:57:36
films but he's in the silence of the lamb yeah yes that's true what's his name
00:57:42
[Laughter] he was the doctor in the silence of them
00:57:48
yeah his cannibal doctor yeah yeah yeah but still a doctor nonetheless anthony
00:57:53
hopkins what did he win an oscar for bob that's a hard one that's a heart it's what two movies oh
00:58:00
he won two oscars you're saying yeah silence of the lamps yep but what's the other one
00:58:05
just this year i don't know wait just what just this year 2021 i didn't watch the [ __ ] oscars i
00:58:11
have no idea what happened this year wait what was he in this year what happened i know that i know he was not in it because steve yoon
00:58:16
young yun was unnominated as well for midori
00:58:25
[Laughter] uh give us a hint about the movie that he was in it's not the mother but the father yes hmm
00:58:33
good hint i have no idea what that is she's captain marvel she's captain [ __ ] marvel
00:58:40
[Music] i don't know her name that's so funny that's so funny you know why
00:58:45
why because these white actresses to her they all they're all the same she couldn't tell that she thinks that's
00:58:51
jennifer lawrence yeah then that's jeffrey lawrence all right
00:58:56
she thinks they're all the same yeah yeah she won for room yes right room got a point yes you got a
00:59:02
point one one yeah one one okay i got two bobby is two okay no signs of lambs we both said what
00:59:08
do you mean that doesn't count okay i know who that is let her guess
00:59:13
i've never seen him are you really he has a famous brother who's also an actor how do you like them apples well these
00:59:19
are way too specific she'll never know who this is this is casey that's ben affleck's brother ben affleck's brother who when he received
00:59:24
his oscar was um i saw the movie i forgot what the movie is called that he did
00:59:30
yeah something about the sea it was called uh old man in the sea no what was it called
00:59:36
it was called uh um close close see no i know manchester oh manchester by the sea yes yeah you
00:59:43
can't get yeah we'll just wash it we'll wash it it's a washer to wash oh
00:59:48
yes and what did she win for i don't know come on you know thor ragnarok
00:59:55
no i don't think thor's won any oscars
01:00:01
do you think thor the movie thor has won an oscar yeah i don't know what you won an oscar for do you i'm trying to think was it really
01:00:07
a long time ago pete 2014 no not that long ago i got let me ask
01:00:12
let me guess okay blue jasmine yes damn woody is that three yeah it's three charlize
01:00:20
uh i got this one yeah fast and furious nine i saw it last night it was so good yeah she won one for a monster
01:00:26
so good in it monster yes monster correct i get another point you didn't say it so okay you have the name no she doesn't
01:00:32
like her on at this point this is for us the listeners don't even give a [ __ ] about this at all okay this guy right here
01:00:39
is the greatest actor i know not of all time but one of yeah
01:00:45
yeah i i i would he he he would be a really strong argument that he was the greatest of all time
01:00:52
you're not gonna include someone like you know mel gibson in there
01:00:57
no this guy right here do you know his name three names it's three names he give me
01:01:04
a hint okay okay so his middle name is
01:01:23
what's the first name ian ian d brown andy brown and dan brown ian the brown that's the
01:01:28
company daniel day lewis day lewis danny lewis what did he win for bob
01:01:35
there will be blood yes he's got three oscars yeah holy sh three three oscars lincoln
01:01:42
yep uh there will be blood and what about feet what'd you just say oh i know my left
01:01:47
foot oh yeah my left foot come on you remember this guy denzel
01:01:53
washington no no that's dave dave chappelle right there how do you know yeah that's safe he's got covered that's what he looks
01:01:59
like yeah that's dave chappelle that's what happens when he gets covered yeah
01:02:05
you did his monologue last week yeah so what do you want an oscar for just throw the the name that you did the monologue
01:02:11
for training day yeah training day did he what did he went for training day
01:02:18
yes yes yeah that was the movie you get a point oh you like her you know her it's either emma watson or emma stone
01:02:24
god i love you so much rudy that i say that i say stuff like that yeah because i can't tell
01:02:30
yeah me either this is emma stone emma stone
01:02:47
okay harrison ford [Laughter]
01:02:55
indiana jones but which one which one temple of doom oh no the
01:03:00
sleeping left eye the wandering and the watering oh this
01:03:06
is one of the best one of the best actresses of all time yeah probably i would say that probably
01:03:12
yeah probably it's like her in streep yeah honestly this is what this is going to
01:03:18
do jules is we're just going to go back home and i have to educate you on this [ __ ] you
01:03:24
got to watch all these people because this she you should know who is she francis mcdormand
01:03:30
mcdormand mcdormand yeah she's married to ethan cohen yes no no no joel joel no wait
01:03:38
no maybe it is ethan going there's two brothers ethan and joe cohen they they're great directors
01:03:44
and they did they usually use her she was also in um um raising arizona if you i don't
01:03:50
remember oh yes she was yes she was raising rosario she's done probably a lot of them but the best one
01:03:56
she did was the first one which was blood simple you think it's her best movie i mean it was a great movie blood
01:04:03
simple if you watch it it's like low budget and it's her first movie with these guys and yeah in the 80s it's pretty good but
01:04:09
sometimes you have an affinity for the original like people love uh people have bottle rocket but i don't know if that's as good as people want it
01:04:16
to be i love that movie it's good but i think it's a you like it because it's original um she was in um fargo yes
01:04:23
um what's the one about that uh that where her daughter gets actually assaulted in that town
01:04:30
is that it too which one's it called it's the one that she just did norman land yes she won at four normal land yep yep
01:04:37
just this year and uh the one that i'm talking about it's called uh just one three right so i got two of them already what stop
01:04:43
i know what's the score so far george oh no who cares yeah this movie this game is just like
01:04:48
bobby's taking it away with one two three four five six seven sure here's george just putting his balls in your mouth when he says
01:04:56
george move on guys andrew has five and rudy has five with a couple of double uh double
01:05:01
points all right rudy i think rudy won i think we're done
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