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Bobby Gets Fed Up with Children Today on Patreon

September 26, 2025 / 00:40

This episode features a humorous discussion about excuses related to parenting, particularly focusing on how having kids can be used as a reason for not participating in activities. The conversation touches on various light-hearted topics, including the absurdity of excuses like "itchy bones disease" and the challenges of parenting.

Participants share their frustrations about the common excuse of having kids, with one person expressing disbelief over the validity of such reasons. They humorously speculate on the nature of these excuses and how they can sometimes be exaggerated.

The dialogue is filled with playful banter, showcasing the camaraderie among the speakers as they navigate the topic of parenting and its associated challenges.

TLDR

The episode humorously critiques parenting excuses and their absurdity.

Episode

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You know what? You know, I'm tired. You know what I'm tired of? Oh, God. What? He has kids, man.

00:00:05

I I'm tired of That's the excuse with anyone that has a kid. That's the greatest excuse. I I I I don't have the

00:00:13

information. If they're sick, if they're dying, you know what I mean? If one of them's in prison.

00:00:17

Well, the younger kid is in prison. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they have a dying toe, right? There's nothing. I know. Itchy

00:00:23

bones. They're nothing. Itchy bones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Itchy bones disease, you know.

00:00:28

I don't know. Right. He could just be like, "This is an excuse. I don't want to drive all the way over there, so I'm

00:00:33

just going to say kids." I think he really did couldn't because he was upset by it. But he helped me

00:00:37

pick this up. No.

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Episode Highlights

Excuses for Absence
Exploring the common excuse of having kids for not showing up.
“That's the greatest excuse.”
@ 00m 08s
September 26, 2025
Itchy Bones Disease
A lighthearted mention of a fictional ailment.
“Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Itchy bones disease.”
@ 00m 27s
September 26, 2025

Episode Quotes

I'm tired of That's the excuse with anyone that has a kid.
Bobby Gets Fed Up with Children Today on Patreon
Itchy bones disease, you know.
Bobby Gets Fed Up with Children Today on Patreon

Key Moments

Excuse Making00:05
Humor00:27