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happy New Year hey guys hi Carlos hi Happy New Year's fancy happy New Year yeah what a great 2022. insane yeah just oh I'm exhausted what
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was your favorite uh episode this this season um I liked Halloween a lot I like Dahmer
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Andrew and Korea and Elvis well I think everybody knows what my favorite episode
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was but uh what did you guys tell us what your favorite episode was uh of the season
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because we're uh 2023 today is a special day as you guys know we took a little bit of a break but I have rescue From the Vault an
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episode that was discarded early this year uh I had to do a little surgery on it but uh you guys will let me know if they if if you find it funny uh Andrew
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and Bobby don't know that this is gonna be out so hopefully we don't lose our jobs after this yeah this was one that I
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think was said not to be released exactly but we needed an episode and we didn't want to have to record one real fast with the guy so get mad that we messed up so right we're just gonna put
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this one out for y'all so hopefully well you guys let us know what what do you think at the end at the end of the episode
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what else is happening 2023 is here uh big big announcements uh next week we have one of our uh funniest episodes in a long time uh special guest check it
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out on on the ninth and then on the 10th Andrews special is dropping cheeseburger
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it's really really funny we're really excited for him um check it out on Netflix it's gonna be awesome and then February we start our pre
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pre-tour pre-tour dates so we're gonna be in Vancouver on February 16th at 8pm and then we're going to uh Washington uh so we're gonna be in Spokane and Seattle
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on 317th and 18th also at 8pm uh this is gonna be exciting the first time on the road of 2023 and then what else is going on Carlos when are when are we officially kicking kicking off
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the March 2nd all right March 2nd we're going on the road for a long time on a bus Bobby last night asked me if we're gonna fight the whole time he keeps bringing that up I think he wants to
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fight the whole time of course yeah that's what he does exactly so we're gonna start in California on March 2nd
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then we're going to Arizona then we're making the big leap well first New Mexico then Indianapolis Missouri
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Oklahoma City maybe Texas three cities there I'll let you guess which ones not Austin New Orleans Alabama weirdly enough North Carolina Virginia New
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Jersey Baltimore Michigan Kentucky Tennessee Georgia a bunch of cities in Florida and then we're ending it in
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April in San Diego California where Bobby is from so as the dates get a hundred percent confirmed you guys can go to wear badfriendspod.com exactly and you you
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can buy tickets now there for Vancouver and and Seattle and Spokane and then early you know like I would say like in
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a couple weeks we'll have the dates there for everything else um also this week is the last last week for
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for this amazing Christmas merch have you guys missed it go to badfrenchmerch.com yeah you guys like
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the pictures we put on Instagram right oh yeah we had a beautiful model come and make and do that for us and yeah if
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you want to be like Bradley go to bad friends not Brad friends merch.com badfriendsmerch.com right so
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like this is the last week for that merch then it's gonna be gone um we're gonna have a special merch for
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the tour too excited to present it soon cool um what else also 7x we're doing a lot
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of like awesome things on sevenakis this year we're gonna start um the year launching a new show so stay
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tuned uh hopefully soon yeah it's gonna be fun it's gonna be fun our super successful uh educational course uh was
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sold out in in 10 minutes so we're opening five more thoughts uh for this January so in in two weeks January 16 we start so hurry up if you want to be a
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part of that we're opening just five slots and it'll be you know they'll be gone soon and then we're gonna do more and bigger
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things with that uh because we get an overwhelming amount of emails and text messages and DMS every day about this stuff so we're planning big big big things
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um so anyway keep to keep tuned yeah stay tuned stay tuned and stay tuned thank you um yeah thank you so much for for this
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amazing journey uh it's been almost three years of bad friends uh we could not be more excited to be a part of such
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a good show you guys are the best possible fans thank you for for supporting us and yeah
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um happy New Year hopefully your New Year resolutions start uh start today yeah Happy New Year
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[Music] we're bad friends [Music] [Laughter] teach me some exercises Korean I have a Korean I went to Korean acting school
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yeah that's it no every movie no no no these are just you just I'm the teacher you have to repeat after me okay yeah
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no no no that's not it very good good no no chick yeah it's more like a CH very good
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just to follow [ __ ] [Applause] oh it is yeah yeah oh it is [ __ ] okay clink clink clink clink yeah if you
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wanted to do it you had to confuse her you would have had to been like what you just have to throw it in she threw
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it in she wouldn't have known oh let's try it again no why don't we talk about you having the worst night of your life last night
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what happened I got out of a restaurant what restaurant I went to Village Idiot beautiful restaurant you don't know what
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it is I've never heard of it I never heard of it it's a bar on Melrose but other idiots here yeah I was there
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what street is it on marose uh I've heard of it yeah it's nice but I went there to go get to go get something to
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eat who are you with I need the details Solo solo I was by myself you eat by yourself I went to do a spot at the well we can
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get into all these I went to do a spot at the comedy store at 8 40. you were supposed to be right after me uh right before me you didn't show up uh I
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couldn't they were scrambled eggs they were trying to figure out you were two two people canceled people were mad you
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and somebody I don't know I wasn't paying attention but Emily told me they were scrambled and because you guys canceled and people were mad juicy yeah
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take it away people kept coming I was working a lot uh all night like oh I can't wait to see Bobby I wonder when
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he's pulling in for real yep and then you know oh Bobby canceled and then someone from the main room goes man a
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lot of people coming in were like I can't wait to see Bobby I'm in from Australia I can't wait to see Bobby you
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wanna you wanna apologize to the other people that flew I apologize from the people from Australia okay what about
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the guy that flew in from Florida no no no what about the the new the New York guy he flew from New York no
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really Mexico yes Canada yes North Mexico or South Mexico like but you know I mean we're the resorty like where we were yeah those ones I'll
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apologize Cancun Cancun because it's way on the tip yeah and Tulum I love all those ones
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no [ __ ] way no way TJ what happened what happened you keep changing the subject I'll lead him into it he called me I was getting in my car I was actually walking to my car and he called
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or he was like call me and then he was like oh God I can't I can't I can't act I I'm the worst actor that that's ever lived I can't act that's what you said isn't that and you
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go I don't know what to do and he does his but when Bobby stutters it's because he's having a panic attack
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and he got nervous and he said that I couldn't read the lines I couldn't read any of the lines
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okay let's let's show the clip let's see what it looks like this is a clip from this is Esther's movie no no you can't
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show when I'm [ __ ] up yeah we can thank you how is Bobby how's Bobby been a little grumpy who is that girl that called you a little grumpy she's a um
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she works on the movie doesn't know the job titles of anyone it's Bobby Lee so um is she an A.D yeah you know this is props
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so unique director she's the director now she's Bobby's doing Esther's movie which I couldn't be a part of because I'm filming the third season of Davey but Bobby since you brought that up they did
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offer you a part and let's just move on you don't know you don't remember anything from my phone call name the first thing that we talked
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about when we got on the phone you said hello you got me God damn yeah you said hello
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you're good yeah and that's how you open hands up anyway anywho do I look more Loose by the way I got a massage an hour
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ago no and can I tell you how bad it was still it was so bad it was so bad you seem stiff yeah yeah you got to get that yeah yeah yeah you want me to go to harder I was like I was like loosen up
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just a little bit yeah she was digging her [ __ ] she must have had Schwarzenegger forearms digging into my
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[ __ ] neckline that when I've lifted my head up from the oval pillow I literally heard yeah she pushed so hard
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I'm worse off now in Tokyo I had a lady walked on my back see I know but then I had to be like a balanced like I had to do a balancing thing oh oh your body yourself yes I'm like it was it was like
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American Ninja that the competition it's a Core workout anyway have you ever had a little Japanese girl walk on your back not walk but I had this Thai massage
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where she was like punching me and it and she like she pulled me up that was Jiu Jitsu class that wasn't a massage she was like crawling on the table and she did she
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just like slam like punched my back and then she goes you're done and then I was like what the [ __ ] just happened yeah
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she thought it was Mortal Kombat finish her you're done all right so can I just go back to this thing yeah let's go back
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all right so I'm gonna tell you what happened first of all you're right number one when I'm in a that state of
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mind I don't know who else to call right and you're one of the first guys I called and not knowing that you were going to expose me on this show yeah you did no I didn't
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okay that was a personal call would I expose you if it was something serious it was serious last night no it wasn't
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bothered oh my God we lost Carlos we were laughing who the person that taped that we were laughing our Carlos you and
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I were laughing were we not when we were laughing on the phone no we weren't when you were rereading hello yeah oh yeah after hello I remember now when we were rereading
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lines and we were laughing because it was funny okay so I'm gonna tell you what happened yeah okay so
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um they so I'm a pharmacist in this movie okay and you know in my mind I'm like the first three pages of the script is me and Esther's character talking
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right right so I I just go oh Friday is my first pharmacist day obviously they're shooting that scene right I mean in my mind if it's the
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first scene in the movie you did you read the day out of days do you know what a day out of days yeah I know what a day out of the day what is it what did you not read the day
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out of days he doesn't know what it is I don't know what it was a day of the day there's a sheet called day out of days d-o-o-d a dude sheet you can have a dude
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okay and AD will send you a dude sheet literally breaking down what you're shooting that day because I have a different system
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don't read the script don't know don't know anything about what's going on that day show up a little bit late from when
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they told you to get there really and then and then you're poking and then and then yeah call Santino when you freak
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out because everything didn't go the way that you thought do you want me to continue or no did that happen or not no okay go on because you don't know my
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system and then if I can make a joke I can't wait to hear it oh you're so [ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] you so the system is this all right yeah when I do any project I go just send me
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all of it without the script not the script not the script no send me the props send me all the lines all my sides all the lines are is the script that is
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lines yeah okay so rewrote it send me only my scenes send me my scenes on [ __ ] email got it so no no you don't want to know what the story is you just want to know what you say in the story
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even if I read it I don't understand it I got it and I'm okay with that yeah that's fine so anyway I'll read yours
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yeah he's emailing me he's [ __ ] short every [ __ ] day could you just extract his parts from yours just my lines anyway so I I got all the signs which I think
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is a mistake and I I make the assumption that there's obviously we're doing this for a scene yeah so Thursday night I
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worked the first three pages it's just dialogue between me and Esther's character right right
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and around two in the morning I don't know what it is I got another email I saw another email and I just poked on it
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and once I poked on it there was another scene that have three pages of dialogue
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and that was the scene I was doing the next Friday yuck right the second thing that happened was I don't know if you guys know this but I'm on medication get out of town I didn't know that yeah I'm
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on medication and all of there's a country um um depletion of that so that you cares a
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shortage Ritalin all right so I haven't been on for three days I haven't been on my any medication thanks a lot China once again [ __ ] the [ __ ] [ __ ] China dude yeah
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first of all the chips and the cars now Ritalin what's next China oh God damn food clothes don't ever get a massage
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before a [ __ ] podcast I know it really does the opposite effect it's crazy and you know who
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massaged me who a Chinese lady all right anyway so so two in the morning I read it right and I'm at somebody's house oh you're not at the pharmacy no
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Thursday night when I read the thing I'm pretty much at somebody's house Elsa's house
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got it okay and so I'm reading it I'm like and I start I go I gotta get out of here I gotta get out wait wait we're just Breeze right over here whose house
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a friend of mine your voice gets so high who's hot so anyway I read it I go what the [ __ ] what did the house look like
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it's an apartment I know yeah we just move on how many rooms one how many bathrooms one how many animals none what's the bedroom look like
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it's it's like a Ikea showroom I love that I love that I love I love it uh spotless in the bathroom uh the shower curtain spotless curtain curtain the
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owner's around 25. you say when you say owner the renter the owner is in 65 year old Jewish guy can we move on okay what was in this person's fridge
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oh um I know you look oat pudding pudding overnight oats is that what you mean no they're like these you know they look like baby food and it's like this she offered it to me I ate one
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and it's one of those things it does look like a baby thing it's like a plastic thing and it goes down there's
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like a little nozzle were you guys role-playing with baby roping thanks mommy for the
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[ __ ] cooking baby that's what I did thank you just my little baby want your mouth pretty yeah yeah because she
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wanted on this little pee pee yeah cause mommy need to clean up putting off your little pee pee
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so I rush home right and my call times at like seven in the morning bib's still on seven in the morning what bib's still on pacifier I gotta get home
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so anyway um seven more I show up and I I'm like frantically reading these three it's
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like every other line and they're chunky line it's you know can you do any of them right now no damn that stinks this
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sucks I show up and I go thank God the first scene wasn't that scene right it was with um the guy that sees dead people he was in it uh uh Haley Joel Osprey yes played golf
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against him good nice guy great really nice nice guy super sweet we talked for a long time it was cool
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and Brittany Furlong was there I love her oh yeah yeah and Below both of them and then
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um the scene happened and um I show up and I just something happened I was just there and I just got I thought to myself don't know any of it you don't remember
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any of the lines like I just couldn't because I I didn't sleep that well I'm not on my medication I barely know the
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[ __ ] script and then all of a sudden like this is your first time first day on a movie no and you're like you know
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first impressions and I'm just like you know everybody yeah I know I think which makes it worse I think well you know 50th Impressions they mean something all right shut up your friends
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are on the movie how are the people your friends so and as soon as I opened my mouth I was like oh this is gonna be a
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nightmare well so you spiraled yourself that was the problem I started spinning yeah I mean and then I had to go to the
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director and go because another actor that I know that's like pretty big I don't name his name he
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told me this happened to him once it's a little trick so it's basically like just on your
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close-up right yeah just feed me every line I've seen people do that yeah where they
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just I never I had never done that before they line by line it yeah and they just say that you know what I mean and and even then
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it was just so embarrassing like I was so embarrassed and full of Shame yeah you know what I mean and it's like like I I've worked so much and this never happens and so it's just got this new
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panic and this new thing and it's like and after all it was like it took forever like eight or nine hours of
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sheer Panic so on your side deadline by lined it on the other person's side you just
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read off the script to them yeah yeah I've seen that after the movie I I literally after because I also have
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eight more days on it yeah that's a long time and then Monday I have to do that first thing that I worked on right it's
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terrible so the movie's not terrible you I was terrible no no not you it was what
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was happening was bad never happened before and I walked and this is what and Esther was so laughing so I went to
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every single person the grip you know what I mean people that didn't work there I mean like the
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security guy name some other positions um craft service there you go yeah um gaffer Gaffers yeah um sound Guy best boy best boy literally walked up to me I
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locked him I go this will never happen again I'm so sorry the apology tour I did the shame tour and then also
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everyone started going two two because of the Shane shame train so everyone's going Bobby's doing the shame Train choo
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choo and I just kept going it was like the sound of the engine is you crying just
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I mean it was like I and it's so hard to admit that no it's not it's okay because
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it happens to [ __ ] everybody you know I've seen it happen but it's just like it's still when you're going through it it's weird it's like
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it's sort of like a panic attack mixed in with like this fear it's really weird I I look people don't understand what that's like it's
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it's so hard it stinks it's out and it's like and it's like small uh it's like you know privileged people problems but
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it's like oh big deal but it also is it's like it's hard on your mind I guess what's weird is people that do
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labor-intensive jobs like there was a guy that was putting in [ __ ] rain gutters at my house that's so [ __ ] uh
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he's in the Sun and you know like he's drilling these things he's got to clean that thing it's labor intensive but that
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he's exhausted physically from at the end of the day when you do 15 hours on a set your brain hurts you're mentally the
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drain it takes it's hard to explain people go big deal you're like it does [ __ ] with your head because you're up at
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4am and you rap at nine PM yeah and your brain feels like five days went by it's [ __ ] it's super hard there's also this like it depends on what you're doing but like even like last couple
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weeks I did Sex in the City and even if I don't have a lot to say there's also this weird like because
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you're in Manhattan and because it's elevated almost it feels elevated there's this
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pressure that happens totally and you're walking like you're walking like it's time right and you go okay and you start
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walking and there's this weird pressure yeah that happens and you don't feel that podcasting you don't feel it doing
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stand up it's for me it only happens in that that's why I do it I think well because
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it's like the only thing that really scares me or you know I mean it it challenges me totally yeah but it's it's
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hard man how's your poop schedule I've well because of Dave King you know Dave King love
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yeah Dave King was like you know he made a joke months ago he goes I take um Imodium AD before every meal so he just doesn't get diarrhea
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I mean seriously yeah he is that bad of a stomach no but it was a joke and I like in yesterday I'm thinking it's real
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yeah but I started doing it it's real too Bobby it's real to you yeah I'm like oh that's a good idea yeah so I've been
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taking Imodium AD before and haven't I didn't poop for like a week what is that it stops diarrhea but when you don't
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have a diary you don't poop you get constipated but it's like a pill or something it's made for
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um diarrhea geriatric people like like candy yeah so I stopped taking it I've been pulling a lot it's good okay good whenever I work on a show I
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can't what's that I poop on every five days I think this is what I got after you because this is in the middle of the
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nightmare that I was going through yeah so I called this is you know this is a break go ahead
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this piece of [ __ ] doesn't [ __ ] he's fired if you pick someone would be very nice okay
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he always runs to answer Santino's calls he doesn't do mine and I always go to [ __ ] voicemail are you serious yeah hey why don't you say hey I'm not in I'm
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not I'm not here please leave a message I have to do the [ __ ] number thing and it's like also secondly if Andrew
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Santino called um you [ __ ] pick up right away and also thirdly Sunday I ain't doing it
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I ain't doing no bad friends Sunday you know what I mean I gotta get rest I'm shooting a real hot movie thing all
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right so [ __ ] you I like it I'm just listening I like how by the way I like how you broke down what what you were
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shooting you started in your mind I'm shooting a real well it's I'm shooting okay I'm doing a thing and I just can't
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I watch you collabs from a real big movie to almost nothing okay this is shown I guess the shame train is still going let's do it
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now I'm going to Spain the Train's going into Spain there it is Barcelona welcome to Barcelona I make
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the stop excuse me sir I apologize it's a good oh no that was let me say something though just a little bit Yeah you responded to me at two in the morning so what that
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was probably around six so it that's how long it takes to get a response I didn't realize you have
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called me you you usually don't call me he's a [ __ ] beautiful wife he has a life the guy's got a life I get it out of it he's not at a [ __ ] studio apartment with some 26 year old getting
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scripts in the middle of the night he's got a beautiful life and a beautiful wife he's a busy man
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[Laughter] are you married in this movie Bill your name's bill in the movie yeah yeah I'm married in it yeah who is your wife in it who is she I don't know they don't have she's not in that oh then what's
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that I say it in the script oh you say my wife Cindy yeah oh Cindy yeah who would you wish it was played by if it was a real person um I'm being serious I'm being real
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[Laughter] I think it would be you know you know who I would love let's say it at the same time on the count of three one two
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three oh I said Ali Juan yeah Aquafina came to the store a couple nights ago were you there that night no I would have loved to see it and we we hunt and um Dasani
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I went to Chicago no no no you better Asian it up Asian it up for me there it is
00:30:49
sorry I mean you put that sorry feel better I do somehow yeah thank you I don't know why all right what do you use what do you use to power that thing is it bamboo
00:31:00
it's not cold no it's changed well the band The pandas eat the bamboo it's the panda doesn't do though I said Panda
00:31:06
driving there's no [ __ ] yeah it's just their little feet like Flintstones oh that's cute it's cute yeah you missed
00:31:12
my [ __ ] birthday I apologize no you don't what kind of shoes are those these are called The Fly ease yeah they're
00:31:18
like they're like Dad shoes almost or I did get my dad a pair because those are cool got a bad hip so you can like slip
00:31:24
them on and off your style can I maybe talk about it we may yeah it's like from top to bottom it's interesting I've never seen this put together in that way yeah you have sort of like
00:31:36
Sherlock Home pants yeah right you have Dad's shoes on you have like a gray turtleneck such high socks such high socks the socks are very Carrot Top they're all the way to your knees eh
00:31:48
yeah it's cold wow wow why why why all the way up that's so hot I just have one pair like this okay today you wear perfume or no yeah I started wearing perfume what kind um
00:32:01
it's it's I philosophy my mom sent it to me it's philosophy brand philosophy I love philosophy I don't know what it is it's like grapefruit or something yeah they have I have philosophy um hand wash
00:32:12
oh it's nice yeah yeah it's nice it's grapefruit with like an orange like blood orange kind of flavor yeah I'm
00:32:18
trying yeah I'm trying to take better care of my skin and what do you what do you use Oak resin I mean what do you smell I you always smell like I smell good yeah but not like there's
00:32:31
no distinct like always smells you know it's like I don't know what it is well what is it
00:32:36
to me it's like a foresty a natural Forest smell love yeah I never smelled you Andrew but I could see I could see that you know who he smells like if you ever see The Hobbit not the
00:32:47
Lord of the Rings but The Hobbit there was that one wizard that kind of you know what I mean it keeps getting worse
00:32:52
it was in the like you know what I mean slay do you remember that guy right and then like you know he had a little Hut
00:32:58
that's what you smell like look that guy up what's his name yeah yeah that's who you smell like show me who I smell like
00:33:03
I've never seen the Hobbit yeah it's like this guy I've never seen any of us the wizard he has a sleigh maybe do that
00:33:10
combination I got to see more of your people's movies right show me The Hobbit yeah yeah um I've seen Bobby sold them
00:33:16
so many times is that me that guy you smell that yeah you smell like that guy what if that guy
00:33:22
smells good yeah yeah yeah what is I mean he probably doesn't smell bad you know I mean he just doesn't smell human
00:33:28
almost so what do I what does Bobby smell like one time in Shibuya in the Shibuya train
00:33:35
station I was getting I was getting a Ramen Bowl yeah and and uh they put like a black egg
00:33:43
you've seen black eggs they put black hard-boiled eggs on top uh they're like old Briny vinegar black eggs and I
00:33:51
flicked it off and I missed the trash can and it burst on the ground in the Shibuya train station and it was hot
00:33:58
steamy black egg Shibuya ground egg and the moment it hit my nostrils I thought Bobby Lee I get it Bobby Lee yeah that's you you could have just said egg or no
00:34:10
something about a black egg does something different yeah vinegar dipped egg does something to the soul yeah it
00:34:16
stunk like that's Century that looks like my nuts that's a century yeah so that's exactly what your balls are my balls look just like that there's yeah not in the inside
00:34:27
on the outside take two seconds because I I have to show you that there is a guy on Tick Tock who who is like a food guy
00:34:33
like he eats he eats um he tries different stuff that's like years old but he can't not gag every time he eats it like imagine a food critic who can't eat food that's kind of who this guy is
00:34:46
and this is him trying Batman cereal and this something felt so wrong about this
00:34:51
and I'm so sorry for everybody watching I must revive him this is awesome look he's got a little back slot for his back
00:34:58
they were even giving away a Batman nightlight it's not on that opportunity there's definitely cereal in here oh baby oh there's no roaches no roaches
00:35:09
no roaches no roaches please oh wow it's definitely roach free and it looks pretty good actually he's gonna eat that
00:35:16
yeah cereal they weren't lying about that so hey I had this when I was a kid my whole library books and I'm not mad
00:35:23
about it it's got something in here though what's this same 35 cents on Cookie Crisp cereal and look it's the old
00:35:29
Cookie Crisp and no that's not doo-doo under my nails it's from the okay chill don't forget the Bev never never
00:35:38
mind it smells like oh wait this is great juicy gotta make sure to get them nice and juicy what the well wait what is that this one got a
00:35:49
little something on it this one got a little something on it I don't know what this little dark thing on there is but it can't be Factory
00:35:58
all right Batman cereal let's give her a go it's actually good I know I'm gagging it tastes weird at first
00:36:12
I don't really know if I should be swallowing that so that's kind of creeping me out but it definitely tastes
00:36:19
sweet and it's crazy it's delicious dude watching this guy eat old [ __ ] oh that's what he does eat old cheese he
00:36:33
just eats random [ __ ] off the internet and talks about it but I've watched a bunch of videos he gags every [ __ ]
00:36:40
time right so he's like it's not bad you just can't it's so funny that's a food food show the network should do the Food Network if they did a show or a guy who just couldn't keep anything down had to go try everything yeah I'd watch the
00:36:53
[ __ ] out of that I'd watch it so you had the Batman cereal as a kid I had that I remember in fact that Batman piggy bank
00:36:58
I had I had that that's a bad that's a piggy bank when the slot in the back but back in the day was it a good cereal
00:37:04
what would it taste like it okay this was a part of a time period that I don't even know if they do this anymore they
00:37:10
probably do but they'll just take a cereal that pre-exists that probably has a Miss mold that looks like something
00:37:16
else and then just remold it and be like Batman because Batman was popular so it was made by General Mills because you
00:37:22
saw the Cookie Crisp sign I guarantee you it was from the same mold as like uh but I don't even know it was like Corn Pops are one of those things it tasted exactly like some others ago that was already on their line so right now if
00:37:33
you had to take two cereals dry cereals at the grocery store that you could eat for the rest of your life what are the
00:37:38
two I I know mine the two for the rest of my life yeah go yours first then if you know I would do uh Golden Grahams oh
00:37:45
love oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] God they're so good you like Golden Grahams I think I've ever had golden grass oh my
00:37:52
God you were missing out on life we have to have a cereal to end Life cereal pretty good too so we had a bit of a cereal day here cinnamon life cinnamon
00:37:58
life is so good oh cinnamon live go [ __ ] yourself I love it okay we have to have cereal day here what about Cinnamon
00:38:04
Toast Crunch do you like that love that so good so what's the other one your first one is is is uh probably golden
00:38:10
grams and then cinnamon life and then I like the one I forgot what it's called but that where it's white on one side
00:38:16
it's a Frosted Mini Wheats I love frosted they're so good they're so funny I couldn't I wouldn't Peg you for a Frosted Mini wheat guy you know why I
00:38:23
like it it absorbs all the juices milk all the milk all that stuff what else is in there just milk usually well
00:38:29
I've been because I'm lactose I use oat milk now but still it's delicious with that it's still good I like oat milk all
00:38:35
milk's good pass okay you what are you low-fat I take the cow I I would if I didn't get diarrhea I do heavy cream I don't even do milk all right yeah it's like hard when I eat it
00:38:46
it's solid as a rock I put milk and tea I will say that is huge that's a British that's a cool oh dude let me say
00:38:52
something please in the [ __ ] Philippines I understood you I [ __ ] understand you man what do you
00:38:58
mean Who You Are what time every day man oh you had a [ __ ] and you now you know I will give it to you what [ __ ] baked
00:39:11
beans for breakfast what I will give it to you dude one morning I went to the [ __ ] buffet
00:39:17
and there they were no one was [ __ ] with it didn't we get a box of baked beans for me did they come in yeah wait
00:39:23
really so I went to the buffet I got the eggs yeah I got the sausage some bacon and I went to the baked bean guy yep and
00:39:30
I go yep dab I literally ate it took the [ __ ] plate back as much as you can Bobby [ __ ] great they're so good Hein sent us I think Heinz said I come
00:39:44
what exactly look at the size of this [ __ ] Buck give me the whole box the box of the box I talked I said I talked about Heinz on the show that we don't have so Heinz baked beans are the
00:39:57
only baked beans that they have in Britain that's like the one that you use Heinz you got to use Heinz they sent us some
00:40:03
oh my God a little chip clip set chip clip to go on potato chips what do we got here Heinz dip crunch to secret sauce and potato Crunchies how British secret sauce and potato
00:40:15
Crunchies look at this it's a chocolate oh wow and here it is the [ __ ] motherload
00:40:21
Heinz beans you can have one home one I need the rest these are so [ __ ] good I'm doing
00:40:29
something fun soon what are you doing um I'm going to see my grandma and mom for Thanksgiving and the next day I'm gonna
00:40:34
go to Phoenix and see my two best friends who I haven't seen in Forever um but we've been friends forever shout
00:40:39
them out what are their names uh Katie Holden and Janelle Garza didn't have to do the last names that's okay okay let
00:40:45
me ask you about Katie follow Janelle it's her birthday soon she's an amazing artist follow her on follow should I ask
00:40:50
you something Janelle Garza are they single um well one is but it's new and fresh so
00:40:57
all right you ask that because I'm single yeah would you set me up or not I mean I'll be honest I love you both so much like I don't why is that the first
00:41:08
thing can you date my friend you don't even know her yet I mean it seems like a it seems like a logical question he's
00:41:13
he's freshly wounded see what she's doing deflecting she's really saying oh I'm not gonna set my [ __ ] young for hot friends with an old well no and it's a valid stance yes
00:41:27
is it yeah whoa that's a little too fast with the yes like he was thinking about saying yes like 45 seconds would you you
00:41:34
guys will meet her when we go on the tour if we go to Phoenix but we're gonna go to Talking Stick Casino in love uh
00:41:40
the day after Thanksgiving and let's go back to the question though can we bring up a picture of this girl yeah yeah Janelle Garza on Instagram
00:41:47
yeah Janelle we can plug her because she's an amazing artist bring her up and let's see click on her grandma and let's
00:41:52
see what she's got going on so this is Janelle Garza this is that's her that's her right there radar oh I
00:41:59
like her art oh gotta sign in man this is why we need what's his name here what's the guy's name is that her to the
00:42:06
right that's my best friend yeah that's his that's right yeah and people message her oh how do you know juicy because
00:42:12
she'll repost some of my stuff and she's like oh yeah yeah I want to date her friends for 15 years well let's let's
00:42:18
set him up I don't you what do you mean give her a call right now call her up and let's see
00:42:23
what she would say let's see she did she know who Bobby is yeah she knows uh she knows because we talked all the time let
00:42:30
her call her on the show and not tell her that she's on with you I would never do that and see if give me the number
00:42:35
and I'll do it and let's see if she's interested so she's your Style zoom out let's see some other photos why wouldn't
00:42:41
you want to set them up she looks cute Bob is cute and Goofy she's goofy like you yeah that's goofy as [ __ ] talk about
00:42:48
it that's why she's my best friend I don't think I've ever seen goofier than a sleeping bag she's nuts yeah is she
00:42:54
okay she needs to keep this blanket and go on a Cliffs you need to be committed to a psych one
00:43:02
Harley Quinn let her let her let her date Bobby please yeah it's not up to me it's up to
00:43:10
her and Bobby but what are the negatives of you setting me up with like um one of your friends I'll name one if you no
00:43:16
name one one you name one first and then you name one okay if you break up why because then I'm in
00:43:23
the middle of it I'm never gonna put you in it she's gonna choose a friend over you yeah and I and I will be in it
00:43:28
because she's my best friend okay and girls tell each other everything you'll get all the and she'll get all the info but what if we fall in love and we have
00:43:34
kids and live happily ever after I mean that would be incredible right so why not the risk because that's at such a great cost that's true I'm on team Bobby now that I
00:43:46
think about it no no maybe the negative about you dating her anybody and you dating anybody
00:43:54
I I think it's all positive for you this is not a negative thing for you no yeah
00:43:59
okay for the for the for the girl just negative for the girl now for me there's positives yeah but what's negative for the girl be honest I don't care [ __ ] just say it I can name one go ahead um a few
00:44:12
episodes ago you talked about it skin ball like yeah your skin ball skin a ball of skin have you gotten rid of your skin ball yeah skin ball is gone where is it I don't believe you all
00:44:24
right how how am I in a box where is it buried underground I don't like that that's my grandfather oh my God you bury me now what is a negative
00:44:38
I don't think there is one I think you're a very eligible bachelor thank you yeah I'm actually really proud of
00:44:44
you and uh with your sobriety and and I think ever since I got to know you you've really just been blossoming
00:44:51
there's negatives with you it's not about me nobody if you were single I would that would there would be
00:44:57
some negatives go on grumpy show are you no I'm not we literally have a tape a footage of you to start this show where the girl says you're being grumpy oh that's true do we need
00:45:08
to cut back to that tape no you're right I am grumpy yeah you're grumpy sometimes sometimes why didn't you say that before
00:45:13
that's a negative thing because I wasn't searching for negativity oh there's positives I'm only looking for the positive Yeah well yeah I am grumpy I'm
00:45:20
Moody so are you I'm pretty moody yeah yeah but you know what that comes with time the territory everybody gets grumpy
00:45:26
I don't think she does she's young oh I was this morning I was super grumpy see and she does get grumpy yeah about what
00:45:33
I like like after I had my coffee it was night and day but I was walking my dog to the coffee shop and everybody I passed I was just like [ __ ] you all right I don't know why it's just it's so
00:45:45
funny that white people do it that way like what what like as soon as I get up caffeine's in
00:45:51
my system in 10 seconds I mean usually I do but I have so many roommates we do the same thing no she walked to
00:45:58
the coffee shop I heard some of us like to [ __ ] exercise I know you can walk anyway I'm not saying that I'm just saying when she wakes up when's the last
00:46:04
time you walked I walked here from my car fancy you said I went to the bathroom together I was walking barely that was weird I wasn't on a rickshaw your legs were like inverted it was strange when was the last time you took
00:46:16
like a nice long walk New York that was months ago no I was just there last week
00:46:21
oh that's right that's right I walked a lot show me your phone why give me your phone go to the health app I want to see
00:46:27
how many steps I don't have a health app it's tracking you whether you know let's compare it open your health app and let me see how many times I didn't even know
00:46:33
there was a health app on this go to health okay go Health just just just just just tell type in health man
00:46:39
yeah thank you I know how it's spelled [ __ ] it it's called Health Mate or health is it hard
00:46:46
on it yeah yeah it's a heart a red heart or a green heart it's a red one so here's what we're gonna do not
00:46:52
just click on it it says you're not walking quite as much this week compared to last week all right so go to let me
00:46:58
see look at show it to me and I just want to see your daily average so you click on the Y for a year you see the Y up top
00:47:05
look oh down look you're in this thing right yeah click on steps click on steps click it okay and then I'll go to the Y you see the y in the top yeah that's your daily average for the year what is
00:47:17
yours daily average steps is four thousand six hundred three four thousand three hundred sixty four eight thousand
00:47:23
what are you eighty three hundred lazy [ __ ] is that what it is yeah bro you're not you gotta go do it go [ __ ] walk
00:47:30
I'll tell you 4 364 was good dog [ __ ] Bobby will you hike with me would you ever hike and that's insane I didn't
00:47:37
even know this was a thing you're supposed to be close to 10 000 steps a day that's the average for the average Health uh the healthy Active Body should
00:47:44
walk 10 000 steps a day approximately they say oh no what are you at fans 8 000. so we're all the same four thousand is but I walk without my phone you know what sedentary is you know it's
00:47:55
sedentary I walk without my phone as I know but somehow it knows it doesn't know no I know I walk in my phone often
00:48:00
as well so it doesn't this is that's why it's an average and by the way you're never not without your you're never without your phone
00:48:06
that's a [ __ ] lie that's true yeah it's a [ __ ] lie oh my God this is insane so this is the Checkmate that we
00:48:12
need for your health wait he didn't answer me though go ahead you won't hike with me ever no I would anytime I would
00:48:18
for real I need [ __ ] time you want I would love to hike I would love to hike with you I've hiked with Polly before
00:48:23
I'll hike with you and I'll and I'll hike a real one yeah not a poly hike a real hike you bring your dog
00:48:28
she's too little to make it so high up my dog will go but she can she can I get nervous that she gets tired like I took
00:48:35
her to Runyon when she was young and then I would get nervous because I was like oh she's [ __ ] exhausted yeah but
00:48:40
I would have to go in the afternoon when the sun was setting behind the mountain so she wouldn't stew hot in the sun I'm careful with my little girl yeah that's
00:48:46
good I like because I when I see people take their dogs to the [ __ ] to hikes and the dogs look like they're actually dying on the hike I'm like why are you
00:48:52
doing that that [ __ ] dog yeah that's no good you know what they say the out here the concrete gets so hot there's a
00:48:58
rule of thumb for dog owners that are out there I mean this if your hand if you put your hand down on the asphalt
00:49:03
of the concrete and you can't keep your hand on there for like five seconds one one thousand two and it's too hot then
00:49:09
it's [ __ ] so painful for your dog yeah but people don't do they just walk them anyway I know you've never thought
00:49:14
about that well you know what I do is I I you let them piss in the house no I train their paws to take the heat what
00:49:21
do you put them on the stove lighter lighter smart that's smart yeah which call each all four for five minutes you had a moment of reflections
00:49:32
you know what I mean I don't give a [ __ ] what did you think about the 4 000 steps now are you three thinking how you're gonna start walking more 100 I gotta get
00:49:39
to 8 000. 10 000 is what you should be oh I'll do eight no ten ten a day okay I'll do ten but um I don't know where to walk to what do you mean where does one walk we
00:49:50
just offered you a hiking hiking or or how about this what's up there during your destination there's views is there
00:49:57
an aviator Nation I want to advice no there is there's a mall at the top cool cool yeah there is yeah there's a
00:50:02
diptyque for candles that's good I love that yeah oh there's a Golden Goose store Golden Goose I'll go we just tricked out
00:50:09
chill and there's also um and there's and there's also um a cool t-shirt store that sells old
00:50:21
band T-shirts yeah I'm going all right yeah they come with holes in them okay I'll go you need to just in your
00:50:26
neighborhood find a cool Mom and Pop coffee shop walk to it once a day go get a cup of coffee
00:50:33
clear your little mind get off your [ __ ] phone put in your pocket think and walk
00:50:39
can you start doing this oh yeah we should make a bet you already lost a thousand now I've even paid my thousand dollars to me it's okay you lost it on
00:50:46
this show I I think I canceled it out already how when we went to my stores I paid for that no you [ __ ] didn't you
00:50:52
just make up stuff and then I pay for the Maestro's jail you see I paid for them no I did that last one in Beverly
00:50:57
Hills I picked us 800. I'll pay for the Christmas one I did I pay for the biggest one and also by the way you [ __ ] you said you wanted to pay you
00:51:04
verbatim said that so [ __ ] off no I got it so give me 200 bucks no you owe me no
00:51:09
you owe me a thousand dollars never gonna pay it really yeah really we made a bet on the show yeah I know you're
00:51:15
gonna [ __ ] I wanna [ __ ] what uh when we go on tour I'll I'll pay for a couple extra meals no yeah Fancy's paying for the meals let me do it I want
00:51:27
you to cook I want you to cook on tour and I want you to only wear the apron nothing else that's how I cook anyway I
00:51:34
want to see are you going on tour with us maybe maybe we'd like him to we'd love to we gotta lock these dates baby
00:51:41
it's actually happening I'm excited I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so [ __ ] excited and we didn't ask about the pay
00:51:47
about what she goes how much am I getting paid I did not ask they did you said no you go how much how much do I
00:51:54
get me right when you say pay what do you mean I didn't ask I know but like Bobby Bobby we're paying like we're playing like what 2 000 sometimes five thousand it
00:52:08
depends it depends on every city is different every city is different so what do you think you deserve if you're gonna do like 15 minute spawns
00:52:15
don't do this yeah I wonder this is what he did the second we got in the car to go to dinner he said what do you think you deserve
00:52:22
people don't talk about money like you do you talk about money in a different way let's play a game [ __ ] go ahead
00:52:27
I just made it up this is a game yeah what is it so we each ask any kind of question and let's see if you can answer
00:52:35
oh my God go let's try it go ahead okay what is the Klingons name in Star Trek next Generation
00:52:45
[Music] what is the Klingons name on Star Trek next Generation now seeing as I've never seen it I really have to dig in on this one yeah Borg no that's an another alien race so
00:53:00
congratulations yeah hell yeah I know this one but I can't think of his name okay it's not Captain Kirk it's he's not
00:53:08
even in the [ __ ] Next Generation oh then I'm out even I got bored yeah yeah who is the
00:53:15
same world war oh by the way close though Borg Wharf does kind of sound you ask the question though
00:53:25
how about this that's my game and then you guys came up come up with your own name that's a game in itself
00:53:31
so that was 25 minutes yes yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] I wish it wasn't but we haven't been knocking anything out of the park anyway Let's Jam for another minute that's just not going anywhere Aaron Carter died
00:53:43
I can I I know our podcast I know Oz yeah it's not gonna go we just need to hum for a minute to see if we can hum our way out of something and then we'll be good I mean I tried everything in the book
00:53:54
games I try to do the game thing it didn't work I mean for it's more about just us
00:53:59
getting in a place where here's the thing let's move on from that okay let's regroup let's regroup you ready
00:54:06
hold on just give me a second oh [Music]