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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends so what I'm going to say to you that is that's my final straw okay
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and and before when I came here dude no no no just hear hear me out hear me out
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hear me out dude hear me out right we're not even going to air this part we are airing this I'm putting my foot down
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dude I'm tired of being don't walk on tread on me don't tread on me all right I have a statement all right so here's
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my statement I have a statement as well okay since the last podcast you too Mone
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I've been thinking about the thing ways you guys treat me you treat me like not you okay thank God I wasn't even I
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didn't say your name you looked over here so I thought it was me no I was I was looking for backage affirmation backage oh backage blockage or backage
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my back I've got your backage that's where yeah you got my back in now let me tell you something you scumbags listen up yeah all of you what me too
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no you're good okay yeah yeah just those two go ahead no you go oh yeah yeah you listen up man backing up and and I'm
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being [ __ ] I'm just being Korean no that's when I do no it's not right okay
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okay I'm trying to back you obviously I am yeah always yeah right so um sometimes I feel black I do dude okay
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you know what I mean Al Green what are you tonight are you are you black or Korean tonight Armenian Armenian tonight
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well get them baby yeah yeah I feel I I have extra hair on my legs I played chess at the park today yeah no you move
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your car yeah yeah all right so you know and and I'm being completely honest okay
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and I'm being very mindful all right so you know the last time we work together you ripped on me a couple times without
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out of nowhere YouTu Mone saying that I'm a bad actor which is really interesting because I had directors
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coming over to my house today and to pitch me on a movie so many different opportunities but um you know to each
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his own but what I'm going to say to you is that and I came in here was joking around like going I'm not going to do
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your movie but because you slammed my dick just no I'm being real right saying my dick is small and I have to spread it
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around very funny by the way it was and touche to you but what I'm going to say to you is I will not work for you as an
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actor this is this is the only with me not for me no I'm not going to do anything with you with or for or behind
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front nothing only this pod because look I'm sure there's contract signed well he
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works for us exactly so um find somebody else I'm not doing it can I read my
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statement no no no I I I don't care what it is I will not do it I'm too busy it
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was a favor in the first place but I only do favors for people but have my page backage backage backage people
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backage boys and there's no back there let's let's hear your let me hear your stupid
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statement okay first of all uh I want to say that no one has forced me to read this
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and then I'm do it on my free will okay I recognize that lately my actions on this show have not have been less than
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ideal I realized that making fun of Obby is out of pocket I was thought that in comedy you
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have to punch up but maybe I am a little too high so from now on I'll be
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switching teams aim a little lower and I'll direct my really funny GPS at Santino thank you okay what do you think
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that's a pretty good statement it's not good by the way you come at me I'm going to rip you to shred right and also I know I'm scared literally I don't trust
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it oh you literally I don't do you think his wife wrote that someone else wrote that that doesn't sound like you and
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also I want a statement that you haven't WR written because that's that's you're you're thinking about it he's thinking
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about right what I'm saying is I want a statement from the heart not premeditated not premeditated I want you
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to be in the moment and really feel your feelings and express yourself right and I don't think you're capable of doing
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that no you're not cuz you're ala man yeah you're right you're you're a Baja shelf do you know what that is no I got
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that at Baja Fresh once yeah a Baja shelf is a thing in a swimming pool that's like the little shallow area for
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little babies to sit on oh [ __ ] I learned something new every day that's a Baja shelf you are a Baja shelf dude
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you're a Baja shelf for sure you're a Baja shelf pal I'll take it no you don't take it okay I don't don't take it no
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yeah yeah Bobby I love you you're the funniest person I know it's not working well like can we
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celebrate today what's going on OJ died that's not celebrating what are you talking about ding dong the witch is
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dead I'm not celebrating oh you are you think he didn't do it do what okay no no
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whoa whoa whoa whoa the glob didn't fit yeah well you must to quit have quit no
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quit do what murder his
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wife No I um a guy who has no idea yeah he 100% did that I mean right
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by the way the devil got him finally they tried to put him away in jail didn't work then he died of cancer
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cancer he was 70 he was 74 or 76 pretty young that's relatively young yeah 76
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yeah pretty I mean Richard Lewis died at 76 and he didn't murder anybody so it's like I think I think Richard died from
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cancer and he died uh a happy life he lived a happy wonderful beautiful life he was a happy man this guy was tortured
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his entire as rightfully so he was tortured to the end of his life right he couldn't get away from what if he didn't
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do it though who do you think did it could she
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could it could have been like a double suicide you know K Kalin she got stabbed like what 10,000 times yeah L she could
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have went then no no he did it he did it he did it he's bad guy could have done
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it that was the that's the worst part about I'm not I don't know anything I'm not a lawyer I'm a dumb guy why don't
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you have to prove who did do it then what what no whoa whoa you're blow
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on my mind right what how come you never have to prove who did it if you find out he didn't do it how come then then then
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it goes away well he did it no but they proved that he didn't but he still did
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it I know so if he did it why would you go like he did it why would I go oh let's find somebody else that did it no
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but I'm saying they they proved quote unquote that he didn't do it in in in in
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in a court of law he lost civil but he won the legal right so legally they said
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he didn't kill her he didn't legally yes he did I know
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he did so who then if they say no who did it this is like who's on first this is like the newest yeah yeah yeah I get
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what you're saying okay legally when it comes to murder in the first degree when it
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comes to it it said he didn't do it exactly so whom did he
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did you know mean it's like you know and at the ultimate test if there's a heaven
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or hell this is brilliant right yeah right that's where we'll find out oh right right right now if I die and I go
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to heaven and OJ is just chilling right how shocked I would be there's so many
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people up there that would be like if you saw Hitler yeah I'd be shocked Bobby great to see you yeah yeah yeah
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Hitler yeah that would be you doing up here yeah or I'm like chilling on a cloud right and I look over and it's
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like you know and dmer chewing on something a human foot yeah yeah yeah
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but it's like oh we oh we have machines that do it happy that you got in here
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yeah by the way Hitler how funny if Hitler's like you're not going to believe this there's a back door oh he got in he was able to sneak
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in wow there's a back door to Heaven you know what's so funny is even if you're a bad person in the afterlife like Hitler
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and one of these guys I bet you they know enough people to get in still just like it's just like Hollywood in the real
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world how about this if Hitler was alive today I got one for you too if you were
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throwing a house party right and here you
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go oh yeah I'm coming I'm coming there's so
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much music there's so much you know what I mean yeah hello hello hello hey it's me it's Hitler oh oh how do we i s I
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heard this was a party I could go to to have a good time yeah but who the who what do you mean who how did I what's
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weird is is that this is not like a normal party it's my my best friend who's Jewish it's a Mitzvah I Lov you I
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know but I just think I know but I just think that your presence here it's just going to R he's 12 13 are you going to
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believe all the rumors about me and not really get to know me as a real man well I know I I've just read too much I think
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so you've read too much about me I did yeah but but what you believe all everything yes you
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read you read about I'll tell you what name one thing I did how about this yeah Name six million things I did wrong
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right right right I get I get what you're doing yeah so anyway what would you do if he came I'd let him in sit him
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down sit him down yeah reprimand him for his crimes he's almost want to know what was going on in his head he's almost too
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big to not let him in that's what I'm saying is that weird to say it's like you know what I mean he's a legend I
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mean in the worst way possible right he's in he's Legend no it this is something interesting he's so Infamous
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you would want to talk to him for I there Jesus Christ I in terms of like I just said Hitler
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Glo in terms of like you know I mean historical legendary characters right
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Hitler's one Cleopatra has got to be one like you wouldn't say no Cleopatra yeah
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no that's what I'm saying he's hot too and black I need black people in my like Po pot what you want the I want to understand no they don't know po pot
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genas Khan definitely G want to know definitely G you want to go how are you so [ __ ] insane right what's going how
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did this happen exactly and his like bit like job job dude job's a sad character
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I'm letting job in yeah yeah and just all his woes you know I mean who how
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many people died this is the he took my wife and you know what I mean and my children and you know famine but then he
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gave me a hotter wife or whatever happened you know what I mean I'd want to know yeah I got to know what drove I'm going to throw you some names and
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see if you let them in okay Stalin yeah I got his
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books oh your biography yeah I got a good one dude uhuh Vlad the Impaler love would love to
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know why W one of the most one of the most fascinating people on Earth yeah but he what if he brings like you know a
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like a head with him yeah no I brought my Guillotine Vlad do you bring your
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Guillotine to the party I brought my Guillotine I'm sorry you saying your Valentine what do you happy Valentine's Day
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oh I brought my guillotin for Valentine Day wow so um that's interesting did you
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hear about this Vietnamese woman I love them she's getting the death penalty uhhuh why Viet Vietnam senten is real
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estate Tycoon you you say it because I bet you I guess you'd know oh I know how what is that vnam CTI real estate
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Tycoon TR Milan that large just ever fog
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CL we're getting him to learn how to yeah I'll do it again give you another shot here okay go back Vietnamese
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sentences real estate Tycoon trong my lawn to death is [ __ ] give Vietnam I'm G to do it as a
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news you I want to hey will you reach out to KCAL the news local LA News to see if we could become newscasters for a
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day to see if he could do the I want to see I want to let give me the shot this imine him trying to do the the the I
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dude I'm so good at teleprompter Dead really sum in swim in that's not even moving it's my eyesight though all right
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right tele propter move this isn't even moving and you can't read it I Trang m is a far hard thing to say D Tran all
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right here we go Vietnamese sentences real estate already wrong oh yeah that's
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Vietnam sentences real estate Tycoon Trung milon to death in its largest ever fraud case that's good but it's so hard
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to hear you do it why because I can hear you going through it it's like robotic that's I'm a newscaster oh oh I'm doing
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it as a news I'll show you how newscasters do it ready you always try to show me up man Vietnam sent as his
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real estate Tycoon trong Myan to death in its largest ever fraud case do you hear like the inflection yours was way
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better what did you just say his was way better he's not doing the movie I'm not doing the movie those things don't don't
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work with me okay so this woman Trung Milan sentenced to Thursday by death in Hoi Min City for stealing 12.5 billion
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3% of the country's GDP wow wow dude 12
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billion how did they catch her at some point it took you that long to C 12 billion but that's not a death I mean
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stealing money death sentence saying why do they they're going to kill her it's nuts I mean you should only get the
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death sentence why the death sentence yeah if you murder Bingo you murder you
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get murdered but who murders see this is the this is is a good one too yeah rap
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let me ask you though what I don't know anything about my long I'm asking you about my long Tong song okay s s long
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yeah try long my try long mang go ahead open your gang try my long s say man try
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my long song good mood today huh try my long song man he's on fire today you know I'm in I love it you know why
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played with the dog in the backyard before I came here but anyway so what what did is it I played with the dog in
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the backyard no you're killing him I'm not am I not allowed to find happiness and playing with you know it's so funny last night I was at the store and a girl
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comes to me you know I didn't know you but I huge friend of Andrew but you know since watching Bad friends you know I
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got acquainted with you she's a friend of mine no she's a fan oh fan are I'm tired of hearing it it's like yeah I get
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it he's talented you know it sucks you know and sometimes you know you know sometimes you think funny it never goes the other way people always come up to
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me go [ __ ] huge fan of Bobby just found out about you through it awesome and I go thanks man that's rad I don't
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think oh Bobby that's what I said last night to her I you fin you didn't you didn't even let me finish you just said
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I'm sick of hearing it because I'm sick of you know I mean being so grateful [ __ ] you dude let me finish dude so full
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of [ __ ] I know I'm so sick of like being like so proud you're so filled with joy and pride Joy is what I'm saying and I
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looked at her I go you know what I'm so blessed to be a part of you know mean the bad friend what a great guy that I'm
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I was blessed to be in partnership with that's right gez you let me finish man no I'm sorry I no I'm sorry I don't want
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to turn into fancy my bad that's my fault can I tell you something that I did the other day at the store and it
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was a travesty on my my part what happened and I can't name names cuz I don't want to edit things out got it
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there was somebody that over the years I've been kind of japing on making fun
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of a little bit you mean you know on podcasting and whatnot okay you know and
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a little mean so then um last week somebody comes that guy's here he never
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comes to store the guy you make fun of yeah yeah no so I ran out there right and
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I no stop I know I'm just showing Andrew and I see him and his wife I knew
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who it was him and his wife yeah are you tapping your feet yeah what's going on I'm nervous that's why put some [ __ ]
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nicotine in your mouth okay no I stop you've never not I I always tap my
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feet no but it sounds you know what it sounds like when when a kid's legs are swinging off a toilet and they're like just hitting the ground a little bit
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that's what I'm doing yeah you're we can lower your chair but okay all right I'll stop doing it it's okay distracting yeah
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very you know what I'm going to take my shoes off take them off I don't want to distract you today you're you're a Hulu
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but um oh my God you're today I'm G to call you Hulu but um any I see him and I
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go what's up man what's up and I give him a hug he gets up from the table gives me a hug he's sitting in the
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audience no he's outside in the patio got it and his wife is I've never met his wife before so I go hey I put my
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hand out and she looks at my hand and she goes no way yeah she denied a
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handshake handshake wow and as I pulled away rage not rage no shame really yeah
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because it's like I felt guilt well you didn't do anything wrong yes I did no you didn't I would rip rip rip you make
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fun of yeah not good but but but but let's say this the person you're making fun of is a comedian don't say that but
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okay we make fun of each other exactly well that's what comic you make you you make fun of me all the time but you know
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what you it felt at times it felt like I was punching down maybe h so so as I as
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I pulled away it just it was like a a a rain of Shame and I and I walked away
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and I literally almost burst into the tears really because of the guilt it got
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you yeah because it I've talked [ __ ] for so long but why
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did you talk [ __ ] because you really like this person no because you know we were very competitive when we were younger right so as I walked away I just
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I became a changed man and I got you know what dude no more of that you're going to correct your ways
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you're going to contact this person you're going to make amends and you're going to make it right did you I didn't
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have his number I did have it and I know the next
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part is and I'm not going to find it you're not looking for it but I have his Instagram okay so I dm' him oh right
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right right so basically I said you know I mean I could read it to you read it really yeah I'd like to hear it
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okay cuz you're known to hyperbolize from time to time time all the time but you know I'm going to be real here I
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want prove you prove to you that this is real dude I believe you I'm not I want to hear the verbage okay here we go so
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here it is why is it not loading he probably oh there it is
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blocked you so here you want to read it yeah hi so and so it was good to briefly
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see you last night at the store I noticed your wife didn't shake my hand which is totally
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understandable I've said things about you in the past on podcast that I regret right I hope we can meet for coffee so I
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can make amends to you one day if you don't want to I totally get
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it I I just want to say sorry wow okay and so he goes basically like understood
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thank you that's it understood thank you exactly which is fine no no verbatim understood thank you I show you the
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[ __ ] I would like to see that cuz that's awfully short wow yeah that's basically saying
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[ __ ] you yeah and I deserve it so check it out it gets worse oh
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I'm planning to maybe try to do other things what do you mean what do you mean to make amends oh figuring it out you
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know go further to go further with it the program says go further I'll go further right but then four days later
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his wife contacted me on on DM yeah what is that one goes she go basically she
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said I'm confused like I didn't see your [Music]
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hand oh my God I just
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I mean amends for no reason I I mean a mistake amends I mean
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mistake amends a mistake now I feel like wow you dummy yeah you could have just
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moved on do you think she saw and she's playing she's playing now now that would be crafty I would say the other side
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would be this person said something to to his wife and said why didn't you shake Bobby's hand I thought we're okay
00:22:53
we're beyond all that and she was probably like well I I didn't see it I don't think I saw it and he's like you
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saw it I was sitting right next to you no I don't think I saw it yeah but the way he got up from the table to hug me
00:23:05
it was really excited hug well yeah you're an excitable person I thank you
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well so that's not that's that's not validated no no it no I'm going to show you what it was like okay yeah if
00:23:18
there's a comic let's say Joe Rogan Joe Rogan all right you
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know you know oh he comes in like that H what are you doing I'm not going to act out can can
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you move on oh my God what [ __ ] guy wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute to be fair he is doing his
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job yeah let me act out what are you talking about I always act out what are you come me getting a special shot for
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man just dude it's like Christian Bale was right on the movie was it Christian Bale right on the movie site when he
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[ __ ] went on that rant like don't move good for you good for you you know I mean you know get the [ __ ] out of my
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I'm not working with you again then right because I'm [ __ ] performing and I you guys are fixing the lights and
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Jabs and all kinds of I can't work under these environments I want a professional [ __ ] show dude dude he can't work
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under these environments okay all right so stop moving dude stop it he's doing his job so let's not [ __ ] Joe let's see
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a comic that was above me that had said some [ __ ] to me and I had a little bit of resentment Chapelle and I haven't
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seen him in a long time Dave Chappelle right he walks out to me right I think my my hug would have been I would go
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through a a process like should I hug him like there would be of like what do I do here I would never hug him right
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but I think end up I I yeah I would I would never hug if someone I know is like talking [ __ ] about me and we don't
00:24:36
know each other that well and it's like see there there we go so B basically this person that you know me I
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supposedly slided has no idea that even I did that I'm sure he has a pretty good idea you did I'm sure it got back to him
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somehow but it were bad what I was saying we were but I mean if you're mocking somebody and you don't know them
00:24:56
that well I'm not mocking it's like you know I'm telling true stories about things that I perceived but you know
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perception is the eye of the beholder really yeah you I mean so I perceive things obviously the other day dice goes
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yo Ching you're telling that story wrong right about the gambling story and
00:25:16
I go but that's how I remember it right he remembers it in a completely different way he thinks your name is
00:25:22
chin right that's a big so like in like in terms of like you know what I'm glad I made amends it just got a little weird
00:25:29
and that's it but making the amends is that's that's the important part I'm ready to all matters I'm ready to do it
00:25:35
I have a couple of Wars out there that I want to squash what's another War you want to put out Yoshi oh from Super
00:25:41
Mario Brothers yeah you know that guy well I go to a different time I go to a different I can get into the cartoon
00:25:46
I've seen you get into the sewers outside of the studio yeah yeah and when you do you go yeah yeah Bob I've seen the rat from
00:25:53
[ __ ] um Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle SP yeah well I don't call I call him dad but was that a white guy that did the
00:25:59
voice of Splinter why because it should be if it wasn't cuz it's funny I'm going to cancel him yeah if he's not Asian
00:26:04
this is like uh Jackie Chan no way have you heard of them in the new one was no in the new one who was the original
00:26:10
voice of Splinter Kevin Kevin Clash guarantee you that guy is [ __ ] white yes he is wait wait you don't know Kevin
00:26:16
Clash I don't know who that is you don't know Kevin Clash say it again and maybe I'll
00:26:22
remember it's just like I'm sorry it's like say let stop don't take him off take off he's black no no look at me
00:26:30
right now that guy was black stop okay okay yeah you know and I don't want to start
00:26:37
an argument with you no you're doing it I hear you Brewing it right now I'm not Brewing nothing dude dude the coffee maker is warm right now and I feel the
00:26:43
drip about to happen all right what I'm saying is it's surprising because you
00:26:49
you're somebody that when I talk to people about you uhhuh I go yeah he knows titbits of information but I don't
00:26:56
know K St talking man who is Kevin Clash just get to it how about stop this stop be quiet do
00:27:04
any of you [ __ ] new Kevin Clash is everybody knows Kevin Clash do you really do know Kevin Clash no he doesn't
00:27:10
okay thank you have you heard of Elmo have you heard of Elmo is that the
00:27:20
red [Laughter]
00:27:26
one yes it's the red puppet that's full of love you know why Kevin listen you
00:27:32
know why I don't know that let me finish because I'm a big boy oh you're dumb boy and I'm a big boy and I don't pay
00:27:38
attention to the Sesame Street voiceover actors what the [ __ ] are you on about he's not a Sesame Street voice after act
00:27:45
what is Elmo I'm going to tell you what is it I'm not done talking finish all right
00:27:53
so Kevin Clash was a guy he grew up in Baltimore
00:27:58
what what are you Wikipedia no I'm just telling you cuz he's a legend okay it's
00:28:04
like I know things about Lou Reed I know things about kurasawa I know both of them about Kevin Clash Lou Reed and
00:28:09
kurasawa are not Kevin Clash the voice of Elmo is like L voice of Elmo do you [ __ ] so dumb get [ __ ] the voice
00:28:18
Elmo is Lou Reed that's a comparable thing yes oh my [ __ ] God oh my God
00:28:24
you're you're going to make my throat sore dude you're so dumb dude you know him personally I'm a huge fan if I met
00:28:30
him it would be like why are you a huge fan of the Elmo guy it's not just an Elmo guy dude he just revolutionized
00:28:40
puppeteering when the [ __ ] have you been a puppet fan I I How Deep Is Your Puppet
00:28:47
game well I mean I know the materials they use oh my God who is the voice of Bert b was uh Frank
00:28:53
Oz who's the voice of Ernie it was um
00:28:59
I don't know you shouldn't know this yes I do why can I finish what I'm going to
00:29:04
say is the voice of Bert Frank Oz I'm gonna be frank is one of them b or Ernie
00:29:09
what Frank hos is Yoda Eric Jacobson and Peter Lind okay
00:29:15
fine so you're not deep in the Muppet game I'm not I'm I'm not saying that I am a Sesame Street fan oh my God the
00:29:21
original I'm listen listen I'm not can I can I just finish what I'm going to say before you get angry I'm already angry
00:29:28
you yelled at me about [ __ ] Kevin Clash and no one knew who he was Legend I saw the documentary about him him
00:29:35
playing Elmo you no no no you see was shut the [ __ ] up no I saw the
00:29:40
documentary no you you look up documentary about about Kevin Clash all right Elmo becoming Elmo okay I watched
00:29:45
it well then you would have known who he is yeah I'm just doing this to to brew you up baby all right like okay take
00:29:51
take off right I'm going to ask you questions about Kevin Clash please really yeah all right so
00:29:58
um you know how old was he when he first um met um Kermit that K not Kermit the
00:30:06
Frog but there's a guy named Kermit who created Kermit the Frog that guy in New York 4 42 years old no he was in high
00:30:12
school you didn't see it that's what I said in high school you don't know what you're talking about he just stop giving
00:30:17
him information let me give you the [ __ ] low on on Kevin Clash okay real quick okay yeah our fans want to know
00:30:23
well then we'll just move on then no I want to hear it I actually do okay might be a lot of Kevin Clash fans in the house he's a legend I understandably
00:30:30
okay so what happened was um you know he was you know his parents were both you know African-American whoa slow down all
00:30:37
right sorry right they grew up in impoverished area of um Baltimore of Baltimore see I knew that and you know
00:30:42
you know back then like you know people would make fun of you know kids that what he would do is he would take his dad's like pimp jacket and like cut out
00:30:50
what's so funny and cut it all up right why is it a pimp you mean it's just a jacket like a furry jacket was his dad a
00:30:56
pimp no then he not a pimp jacket like make it racial no I'm just saying
00:31:01
right and then you would like you know what I mean and oh boy yeah I'm [ __ ] Elmo that was the first
00:31:07
version yeah yeah no so um what's up Big Bird yeah and his mom would like call
00:31:12
Sesame Street and go my son is really into puppeteering here's this kid impoverished black kid right and then he
00:31:19
he hooked up with uh Captain Kangaroo you know Captain Kangaroo yeah
00:31:26
we know that yeah yeah very famous gave him a job gave him a job right then he [ __ ] meets um um Frank Oz and he
00:31:33
meets Jim Henson Jim hon the Legends the names that people know Jim Hanson the the legends of the game yep and Jim goes
00:31:39
well when you come and work well he first offered him in um Dark Crystal and then he couldn't do it for some reason
00:31:45
it broke it almost destroyed the relationship but what happened was had to sew back together all those pimp
00:31:51
jackets go ahead well if you ruin a pimp jacket you got to put it back together that is true
00:31:57
that's of course cuz when Daddy finds out he ain't going to be too happy baby so um so he's at Sesame Street young you
00:32:04
know I mean I think the first black Puppeteer which is accute that I know is true right yeah and there was so Elmo
00:32:11
wasn't always Elmo a bunch of puppeteers try to make this puppet work I bet you
00:32:16
there's a bunch of Puppets laying around and people pick it up and go what about this you know what I mean and they're like they're like
00:32:23
no me you know whatever Elmo yeah right exactly yeah it didn't work so he so
00:32:29
some guy threw Elmo at him you make it work can't get it to work you make it work and so um Kevin Clash took it and
00:32:37
he um thought about it and he thought about what do kids love what did the voice of Love sound like what is love
00:32:44
mhm and he goes um I did see the documentary by the way pure love pure love and so that's why he came out
00:32:50
always hugging this that it became a hit Elmo yeah yeah exactly and then what ended up happening was he became the
00:32:56
executive producer of Sesame Street of eventually traveled the world you know I mean as Elmo helping you know I mean
00:33:02
disabled kids and stuff like that I I did the body it's okay yeah yeah I'm so sorry it's Instinct for you well yeah I
00:33:08
mean I have I have spinal anyway um to me he's a legend come on finish it you
00:33:14
did you were at the point when you were saying he became executive pce of Sesame Street traveled the world traveled the
00:33:20
world entertaining K kids and you know in in impoverished impoverished lands can I ask you something cuz this is me
00:33:26
I'm not making a joke yeah cuz saw the documentary I it's great he's wonderful MH do you think that you secretly wanted
00:33:32
to become a puppeteer is that why it touched you no no I I'll be honest with you I I I'm
00:33:39
always interested in people who um are a minority in a in an area where they
00:33:45
don't traditionally have minorities and being somebody that becomes a Pioneer I really like that story are some other
00:33:51
ones like that that's the only one the peanut butter guy but he didn't do the peanut butter so I don't even know
00:33:57
Carver Washington George Carver Washington yeah yeah yeah yeah apparently he didn't invent it no yeah yeah you know I'm interested to people
00:34:04
that are like like for instance like the like the first we should do a documentary about the first Asian male
00:34:11
American porn star has there been one that's why I don't know yeah I doubt it for but if there ones if there's one
00:34:18
that rises you would I would probably go oh that's my guy I just got to be honest with you I highly doubt an Asian male
00:34:23
porn star has really made it through the system why well there's Checks In balances aren't
00:34:29
there what stop stop stop stop you're really you're going to piss
00:34:34
me off here he is yeah Kenny styles styles was born to a single mother who was a sex worker in Thailand so his mom
00:34:40
was already in the business inheriting the business if you will yeah yeah look at Kenny's doing they moved to the United Kingdom where she married a
00:34:46
British national and then this guy is now a porn star here in he's from Lam fum Thailand by the way you know I don't
00:34:53
know if you guys know this about Kenny Styles 2006 he won he won best male newcomer wow she's regarded as the first
00:34:59
heterosexual Asian male porn star in American pornography the first one I know and and and what's his name Kenny
00:35:06
Styles Kenny Styles well I would like to know him well let's see his penis Kenny Styles penis I'd like to see what he's
00:35:12
packing okay well it's a cute little penis that's pretty good he's working as
00:35:17
hard as he can to get us I mean that thing is working over he's sucking in he's that's working cuz
00:35:23
look at that one that's a more realistic version right yeah zoom in on that yeah not impressive dude you're being mean
00:35:29
dude being truthful well but why is Big D I like my porn stars black
00:35:35
okay refute that I really can't yeah you can't look at that surprise oh my God I
00:35:40
can't believe this you're going to put it in your mouth oh my God anyway um well you know
00:35:48
what let's learn I how about this I'm reaching out right now okay I'm reaching out to Kenny Styles if you want to come
00:35:55
on if you want to come on bad friends say number one we would love to have you on bad friends as the first uh
00:36:01
heterosexual Asian porn star in America we'd love to have Kenny styles on the show yeah so um you know is there like
00:36:07
how about the first Asian NASCAR driver never going to happen why there was one
00:36:14
actually fiery accident yeah he went in
00:36:19
reverse and put his blinker on um oh fukiyama that's right Japanese race car
00:36:25
driving he attempted to complete n you know he attempted to in an ascar and didn't work out okay well it's
00:36:30
interesting what is another thing like um like what would a black person guy
00:36:35
not be good at careful careful I I'm trying to be very careful and but what I'm saying is is that in your in your
00:36:41
thinking think it's not not be good no it's unorthodox unorthodox is what I might meant to say right like you would never think that a black dude would be
00:36:49
one of the best puppeteers I why not though it's just in my mind it wouldn't it just doesn't make any you like is she
00:36:55
drowning look at her she's drowning she sound
00:37:01
yeah that's is that a black swimmer yeah they're like the Pioneers in Black swimming that's incredible she needs something to lean on that look at her
00:37:08
yeah wait can you look up uh here we go Charleston Char you know our boy
00:37:14
Charleston what's his name the the guy that we like listen what's his name Aon but it's like the Jamaican bob sled team
00:37:20
look at this Bob okay here we go man heard of Hell black people um uh apartment swimming pools
00:37:30
kind of [ __ ] is that kind of [ __ ] is that apartment swimming pool them
00:37:36
[ __ ] mostly ain't open during neighborhoods nowhere in apartment they ain't never open five days after week a
00:37:42
never no no no no uh yeah they they they Dam there help us homie uh because it
00:37:48
was for them apartment swimming pool they ain't getting no water during
00:37:55
summertime talk about it yeah M ain't taking them to hurricane haray
00:38:02
that that's swim that's summer swimming pool take your ass down yeah yeah yeah and in uh yeah that summer swimming pool
00:38:09
yeah a lot of time that's where you get your F little piece of [ __ ] at BO come
00:38:16
play bro I [ __ ] love that guy what's his name I want to see him Charleston white [ __ ] hysterical all right the
00:38:23
swimming pools yeah you ain't got to swimming he's arguing that they're not open 5 days a week in Black apartment
00:38:28
complexes like they shut down for most of the week that's insane that's insane
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know by the way in your pool in your backyard I learned this you know what's illegal to not have it fenced in if a
00:40:20
kid crawls in your backyard like a kid in the neighborhood he falls in the pool in California they can sue you but
00:40:26
mine's fenced in no you're not there's a fence around your property there's not a fence around your pool like that any
00:40:32
property of the pool in California you must have a property fence that's at least 5T tall do you have a pool yeah you have a fence around it no we both
00:40:37
[ __ ] then yeah I dude somebody brought this up to me the real estate agent was like uh there's no fence right I was
00:40:43
like no this the house my house was built in 1940 oh my God imagine what would you do well I'd move no I don't
00:40:51
want a dead kid imagine going into your backyard and you see you know what I mean a kid floating oh my what do you
00:40:58
mean that's just gnarly a gnarling that's awful so what do you do you're just like you know what I would do get
00:41:04
back on the road and do stand up no no no I would pick up the kid oh my God I'm not going to touch him no watch what I
00:41:09
do huh and put him in the other swimming pool next neighbor oh SM yeah it's somebody else's fault you go put in the
00:41:15
neighbor spring pool right transport him you transport it right and that was away right so now you've broken multiple laws
00:41:22
what what what what law did I break what what the swimming pool law yeah but tampering with move a body no I don't
00:41:28
think so no why why is that illegal I don't know man but it definitely is if I didn't kill it and it if I didn't kill
00:41:35
somebody hold on in some states you can transport a human body by ground yourself without the services of a funeral director so you could be like I
00:41:42
was just transporting yeah what states are that that definitely not here you know that's got to be your neighbor and
00:41:50
the other neighbor if your neighbor saw would he snitch your neighbor looks over he's in the bathroom and he's brushing his teeth he looks down bar he she's a
00:41:57
kid in the pool oh yeah he would he would snitch of course but then you and the other guy though my other neighbor
00:42:03
is a rider on Babylon 5 is that still on the air no but it was like an old Sci-Fi show yeah it was like
00:42:09
30 years ago right right so he's an old writer right so I got a a comedy producer on one side and a Babylon and a
00:42:15
Babylon Rider wow I would put in the Babylon Rider right they both have pools
00:42:20
you have to put in his pool I just know a the best way to go to his background well the writer might figured out a good
00:42:26
story to tell at some point he'll might write that could be a book yeah a body is found in my pool it's probably his
00:42:31
also can I the kid would probably come from him Jesus Christ this got sad what does he have little kids no but
00:42:37
grandkids that's not that big of a deal oh okay yeah yeah that's fine Ian that's pretty hard fun no no grandkids are fine
00:42:43
yeah or what else you find the B what else could you do or could you drain the
00:42:48
pool first of all I mean you don't know you got to drain it why well I mean I don't go in there that's true you don't yeah yeah it's all for show like I to
00:42:54
girls I have a pool you've never You' in your pool never been in there isn't that amazing you've never once been in your
00:43:01
pool no never do you have a hot tub no okay it's like a salt pool or something yeah saltwater pool yeah but you've
00:43:07
never gone in yeah do do is that yeah go ahead do Asian people I'm a
00:43:14
great swimmer no no no I'm saying but like culturally we swim so if you went to a pool party I go in the pool you
00:43:20
don't go on your own pool you'll go to by myself just waiting by myself in the am I going to do that it's so relaxed
00:43:28
taing I do it okay maybe I will well wait I'm asking you Asian guy Jean Hong throws a [ __ ] house party it's mostly
00:43:35
Asians are you getting in the pool if you say it's a pool party if there's a pool party I've been always known to do
00:43:42
gags in the pool you're a gag in the pool guy and have fun in the pool but my my point being is if I'm alone in my
00:43:49
house I'm not going to go in the pool by myself do you ever take a bath yeah that's not in the pool it's kind of the
00:43:55
same [ __ ] instead of terms of like solo relaxation and water what's the difference all right I'll do it this
00:44:01
summer I want you to do it I'll do it this summer anyway what are we even talking oh the the Dead kid in the pool dead kid in the pool yeah I would just
00:44:07
call the cops yeah call them yeah and then what do I go to prison you might yeah because I don't have a fence around
00:44:12
my [ __ ] pool no cuz they could tell that you tried to move the body no I wouldn't move it they could tell there's
00:44:17
like so much water on the side of the pool where you Dr drug them out and then tried to flip rins yeah then they're
00:44:23
like did you try to remove the body what would you do m
00:44:29
hit the pool cover just pretend it never happened oh
00:44:35
oh you have a pool cover you just press a button wow I got to get one of those no
00:44:40
I don't have one of those you would have to call yeah I you calling yeah by the that reminds me my dad's one of my dad's
00:44:46
best friend they have a beautiful big pond in their backyard back home in Chicago they go in that they go in the pond in the pool no oh no they have a
00:44:53
pond but they have koifish in there koish you know they do suspense they suspends in the winter in the frozen
00:44:59
water they can they they animate what is it called uh well don't look it up don't
00:45:04
look it up don't look it up I want to guess what it is go explain yourself the koi can live in frozen pond water they
00:45:11
freeze they freeze and then they thought out during the summer 100% cuz frogs do that yeah but these koi do it and I was
00:45:17
like wait aren't you didn't you have to take out the koi he's like we we had to net the koi pond because coyotes would
00:45:23
come and eat the koi when they're frozen in the middle of the night no no no just regular oh okay but he was like we take
00:45:28
it off in the winter cuz they're frozen underneath the ice and you can see their dig marks still the coyotes stuff are trying to get to him wow but it's so
00:45:35
thick and deep they can't get to it wow but so the koish are is there Frozen under the water that's what do they
00:45:40
dream about what do you think they dream about for 5 months six months what could you dream about no matter what they're
00:45:45
dreaming about it's pretty like it's always like like they could be like dreaming about like you know you know
00:45:51
what I mean I'm at Disneyland right but go to do they get to go to disne yeah but the whole time they're just cold too
00:45:57
freezing yeah at Disneyland show show me what koish Frozen thing is I don't know why I'm doing this look at my hands no
00:46:03
that's how they freeze yeah yeah no that's not frozen pond Frozen give him a frozen pond there that one was frozen
00:46:10
that's frozen too dude that's crazy it's crazy to me look it up look up the you
00:46:15
looked it up Walt Disney has had a theory here he knew what he was doing yeah go back to all the original yeah
00:46:21
that one's Frozen just chilling go back to all just so I see the text of it all what did it say in the beginning of
00:46:27
neither goldfish nor koi wait nor Koy can freeze into a block of ice the Tha in the spring that's that's not true so
00:46:33
what it just they stay in the water when it's cold the fish are warmer and safer with
00:46:38
ice oh so it's frozen but underneath the water they just stay still yeah I guess
00:46:46
so so you just lied no they're no no you just lied no I didn't lie dude yeah you
00:46:53
did you said they they're frozen they look frozen but they not frozen well they're obviously in freeing now you
00:46:58
know they didn't freeze thank you dude I'm informed I mean just don't throw out facts that you [ __ ] know that's what
00:47:03
your problem is dude liar you're a liar the the koi's metabolism slows down to a crawl they spend most of their time
00:47:09
treading water at the bottom of the pond yeah we all do that no they look Frozen when you see it you've never seen me in
00:47:14
the tundra dude I do that too I go right pool it I could be in any environment
00:47:20
and you know what I mean and I will my will I can bring my body down to barely alive you're doing it right now
00:47:27
point point point dude so I guess they don't
00:47:34
freeze wow but they just stay in frozen water but there are frogs that do it go
00:47:39
Google that are there let me see if I I want to see if I won this point it's not a point it is you got yours wrong I'm
00:47:45
going to say about me are there frogs that get get completely Frozen and then they come back alive 65% of the body is
00:47:50
frozen solid so no they don't completely freeze that's pretty that's a lot that's more than half yeah yeah that's a lot of
00:47:57
Frozen dude they're half yeah yeah more than half look at him there that's it yeah look at that guy probably
00:48:04
bummed yeah probably bombed he's just like rib is he conscious rib rip rip yeah well like you know like
00:48:13
a bear's hibernation they're not sleeping the whole [ __ ] time that was something I when you were a kid didn't you think that they slept the whole
00:48:18
[ __ ] time they told you that they did they don't they don't sleep the whole time no they play Jenga yeah oh and Uno
00:48:25
yeah some of yeah some of them well black bears probably play dice yeah that's a good one that's a good one
00:48:32
dude yeah yeah yeah yeah that's funny pro protein bears do
00:48:40
not do wake up however move around inside the den yeah yeah see so what they'll do is they go in and out of sleep but then they quickly go back to
00:48:46
sleep so they're not sleeping the whole [ __ ] time I would you are like that
00:48:52
what you would love if career-wise we could hibernate for a little while oh yeah if we could sleep for like a month
00:48:57
or two straight but do I have to um gather before you've been Gathering my
00:49:03
guy no but like squirrels they gather right bears do too they gather [ __ ] well what happens is it says go back to that
00:49:09
article it even said you would made Carlos gather for you yeah 100% 8 to 12 degrees they lower their body
00:49:15
temperature that's there is one oh he's taking a shot no that's no you did just take a shot that was a lazy shot that
00:49:21
like you're lazy you let Carlos do your Gathering so that's another no movie no you are a bear
00:49:27
there nothing you can do you you broke your contract no yes you did you wrote a
00:49:33
[ __ ] did he not read a contract right he just broke it you did I'm lazy no no
00:49:39
[ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you dude you even said you were going to make fun of me and you didn't you made fun of him yeah yeah yeah so yeah yeah yeah no it's
00:49:45
difficult to do it right yeah yeah because you're mean
00:49:52
okay so you know I don't know maybe Ronnie Chen's available we'll see what happen I doubt it anyway um so busy look
00:49:59
at him napping well that go deeper in no you got he's too exposed well he doesn't
00:50:05
even know how oh wow no see they don't need to be like oh they don't even go into a cave they can go underneath a
00:50:11
tree as long as it's protected right yeah there he is that's his little spot whoa oh wow that's interesting where do
00:50:19
they go if there's no okay that's what it says yeah oh that's how you know the difference shoulder hump this is good
00:50:25
information but why can't let me ask you something if I made there's business well I don't know
00:50:32
how I'm going to get money from it but if I can you build them a
00:50:39
house build a bear house yeah like a bear house you think they would get in instinctually a sanctuary a be Sanctuary
00:50:45
you yeah like make it more Dy but I don't know dude cuz they're cavernous creatures like they like caves not
00:50:51
houses they like to be ca cold caves underground or close to the Earth like my dog
00:50:57
by the way I bought my [ __ ] dog a cool little dog house thing and she never goes in it it's a waste of time oh
00:51:03
dude I was like why the [ __ ] did I get you that I spent $155,000 I don't what's
00:51:09
the matter on the cat cat sanctuary on the cat sanctuary they've never been out there no it's insane I sometimes I'll go
00:51:15
I'll open up the door come on nothing no they just go no no yeah they even say it
00:51:20
yeah yeah I bought my cat I already think I already said this an expensive bed yeah and I caught Bojo sleeping in
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the middle of a rolled Yogo mat he was in there like this right next
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to the expensive bed it was I mean being in the inside a boow Constructor is probably more comfortable than a [ __ ]
00:51:42
rolled yoga mat cats they don't they don't care and
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they they also don't care about healthy well what what do you mean well what you
00:51:56
going to slam me slam me I wasn't slamming well you're their owner's unhealthy why would they be healthy you to
00:52:01
say you well oh my God oh my God you no what they don't care about healthy what their Healthy Living no I'll go and go
00:52:07
I'll go to the [ __ ] um pet food store and go hey Guy what's the best like the premium dry food cat Fancy no it's not I
00:52:16
know yeah yeah it's not even origin it's like you know I mean there's one that's in French writing and the the bag feels
00:52:24
like not paper but like there's a sheen on it oh it's like a matte finish right
00:52:29
and the and the and the um and the font on it is like Old English but in France you know what I
00:52:36
mean yeah what's it called it's like yeah
00:52:42
whatever it says right yeah and I buy bags of this [ __ ] they don't like it I go to Van I get the cheapest [ __ ] dve
00:52:48
they love that well you you could buy them you know you can buy him just can tuna and throw it in a cup they'll eat that [ __ ] they my no my cats won't even
00:52:53
do that well you see they you've got them accustomed to like good [ __ ] it's either like it's either like if I go to
00:52:59
um you know like um we're crockpotting chicken right now at my house for my dog wow it's awesome we crockpot we do the
00:53:07
big crock pot yeah we feed her dog food that has the nutrients and vitamins in
00:53:12
it but she [ __ ] loves chicken so loves the chicken so we'll do a big
00:53:17
crock poot although can I Al last thing I want to say too about my well I've been talking about my interior designer
00:53:24
so when they so when they put up the the paint they painted or they put up
00:53:29
wallpaper some wallpaper some paint got it I literally was like this doesn't look good at all you
00:53:37
didn't pre-approve it I did but once you see it live you're like it feels weird
00:53:42
but then once they put in the furniture and the drapes it looks beautiful it's just incredible i' like I've never felt
00:53:49
so I like are you saying you're inviting the boys over never I'll never never you guys come over to my house all you came
00:53:55
over today mcon uh yesterday yeah yeah yeah you let him in or no he just stays out the driveway yeah yeah I here's my
00:54:02
suit did you drop off his suit today got it back today so you're wearing a a like
00:54:07
a a suit and tie what time they picking up tomorrow 10:00 a.m. me too you're wearing a suit and tie no just a suit a
00:54:14
t-shirt you know I'm wearing a wife beater no you're not no you're not no
00:54:20
you're not I am I'm wearing a wife beater yeah and and board shorts I'm spiking my hair like guy Fier
00:54:26
that's so please do that I'm gonna no really why not please do it it's TV we
00:54:32
got to have fun but you in a suit is so funny or should I wear like a Hawaiian shirt beneath it absolutely not wear
00:54:38
where where you're dressed up you're the patriarch of the family I'm are you nervous not even a little bit I am
00:54:46
why because if I can't be flavor flave what can I do well this episode will
00:54:51
have come out we were playing flavor flaves family on Family Feud we found if I can't be flavor flave what else do I
00:54:56
do in life ah you crazy I know he's going to smoke us you think the Flavor
00:55:03
Flav family is going to smoke I don't know we got some good ones though we do but I think flave is better than we think don't listen don't underestimate
00:55:09
the flave dude I don't I want to I want to tell you something for real would be if Chuck D showed up that'd be he like
00:55:15
that'd be great how do you know we don't know we don't know that would be [ __ ] amazing be amazing I just got [ __ ] if
00:55:20
Chuck D just popped in oh my God yeah boy how great would that [ __ ] be wow
00:55:26
you know how bad mcon wants to go but do you have you have to try you don't try for the laughs I'm going for I know I've
00:55:32
been thinking about it we're going for the laughs but you got to try to be the right answer no if you knew if if you
00:55:38
had two choices the right answer or the funny answer which you going to do funny always oh man we gotta no but I will say
00:55:45
this to you of course I'm going to try my best okay what why you picking up a gun I was just putting it down well
00:55:50
why'd you have it up I was holding it over here and then I just you've been holding a gun the whole show yeah
00:55:57
just in case what the [ __ ] is going on over here all right wait I need to ask you this yeah I want to play Fast Money
00:56:03
yes it has to be me and you and if we win yes you pre-selected that yeah it's you and me okay who would it be anybody
00:56:11
else on you you and me fast money yeah yeah I'm so nervous that I just asked
00:56:17
you I know I had to lie I'm just lying are you nervous you very I'm so nervous
00:56:23
I know yeah because it's like fast money I could get all zeros me too okay but if
00:56:29
we do get all zeros together so funny I mean amazing should we should we go
00:56:35
during fast money should we do it purposely yes to get no points yeah
00:56:40
that's even a bigger challenge no but we're playing for charity so we want to win the money for the charity I think they automatically do it
00:56:48
I know they do yeah they gota so if we could the challenge is now to get all zeros that's a good challenge in fast
00:56:55
money yeah you I mean so it's like that could be actually funnier than us actually trying yeah you know if he's
00:57:01
like name me a color on the Rubik's Cube scage so that's so good scage yeah yeah
00:57:07
yeah he's like scage yeah show me scage yeah yeah I think orange
00:57:13
chicken I would say orange chicken orange chicken but you'll get points for the orange oh yeah what if our answers
00:57:19
are all Asian stuff oh [ __ ] that's good if he's like uh when your spouse comes
00:57:24
home late at night what's the first thing you think of Rick
00:57:31
Shaw right that's a good one name and age when a man's body starts to fall apart I saw yeah really you think so I
00:57:40
saw yeah you don't think that'll be good I think it be so funny to tank it is almost funnier than doing well because
00:57:46
let me ask you something all right um when you're driving around how long would you take before you ask for help
00:57:53
kimchi but say it confidently looking down yeah yeah not even skip a beat yeah yeah right
00:58:00
you're what leave me a color on the rainbow
00:58:07
walk okay I think we should do it no come on well we're going to commit to it
00:58:12
on the day how about this depending the mood of the show we'll make a shotgun decision you know Steve's gonna hate it
00:58:18
oh here's another thing he's gonna be so mad about my fear is this yeah not only are we bad but we're not funny as well
00:58:24
well it's impossible no no it can be complet because the thing is when people are funny on that show
00:58:32
it's not that they're funny people yeah but it's is they make a mistake that's like you know that Steve can do like an
00:58:37
awkward like stare or whatever or make it weird you know we if we try to be
00:58:43
funny it could come across as hammy I know what you're saying so we can't try to be funny like an
00:58:51
accent I think that if I go I'll be really excited so hey Steve
00:58:57
you know what I mean see but then it's going to come off his hammy no okay be real do do Steve oh man we got a good
00:59:03
one for you today introducing the Lee family first off it's Bobby Bobby
00:59:09
introduce everybody here on the lineup what introduce everybody and your family
00:59:14
man how you doing man you good I'm good man I'm just still nervous you still do stand up so we got here Andrew Santino I love
00:59:23
him yeah his stand you you're going to go all down he goes down the line stand up is so good this guy I love this guy
00:59:29
but he'll ask Kila who else we got who's that my ex-girlfriend Kila you brought your ex to the show and then Esther I
00:59:36
don't know her that well who now who that little nugget Esther pis that's an adult yeah yeah and then Jean so
00:59:44
um I think we're going to do great you know here's the thing so I
00:59:49
haven't been the reason why I want you there too yeah is if the ship goes down we're going down together we have to go
00:59:55
down together we will you have to go down if it sinks we sink as one yeah I won't let you down baby although if the
01:00:02
ship sinks and we're both on a door what do you mean you know like the
01:00:08
ship sinks and I got a door to hold on to and then you're swimming in the water and you're like I'm cold can I can I get
01:00:14
on the door yeah oh like in I get it yeah yeah Titanic why didn't she let him
01:00:20
on the door there was plenty of [ __ ] room
01:00:26
right why didn't she let him on the door look at how much room is on the door if I would but here's what I but he
01:00:33
[ __ ] up look at how comtable that [ __ ] looks and she's got a [ __ ] life preserver on but this is where he [ __ ] up I thought about it falling in love
01:00:39
with her no what he's in the water got it what I would have done is looked her
01:00:44
right in the eyes and said hey Rose it's much warmer in the water oh she Pops in
01:00:52
I jump on right and I go sucker I start waiting away right what do you think
01:00:59
that's good I start waiting right right smart go shark you know and I start waiting Away by Rose by Rose what would
01:01:05
you do there's no way you would CU you're a human you just met the [ __ ] Your Instinct on the boat he didn't know
01:01:11
her you just met the [ __ ] on the boat a Titanic passenger list reveals that there were eight Travelers of Chinese
01:01:16
descent aboard the Titanic but only six of them survived Lee Bing Chang chip CH there's no way Chang chip was on there
01:01:24
Chang chip I'm such a big fan of her work Chung Fu Ling he Chung I've had that at at the restaurant Fang Lang and
01:01:31
Al Lam dude it's you know have you ever had Alam it's delicious I know you know
01:01:36
what makes me even angry after you read that huh not a one person of the in in the
01:01:42
you saw them in the movie mhm well they they all six of them survived at least in the background
01:01:49
walking by with a plate first of all they didn't even [ __ ] do that no those were passengers they weren't
01:01:54
workers well the guy on the left definitely was almost died look at his face Jesus he got shot I don't know what
01:01:59
happened to his face dude they looked now this is a movie I would love to see the six
01:02:07
Chinese six survivors from the Titanic yeah oh what they probably did sneaky
01:02:12
[ __ ] though sneaky [ __ ] yeah yeah what did they do they must have what were they up to
01:02:19
on the boat you think these Chinese Travelers the tragic tale of M AB hono
01:02:27
the Japanese Titanic Survivor who was ostracized for not going down with the ship oh from Japan the
01:02:34
culture wait yeah the culture goes you should have died with the everybody else honor survived and they were mad about
01:02:40
it it's like suar Su like in Godzilla minus one the theme right and the theme was like you know he didn't go down with
01:02:47
the Bonsai so when he came back to the you know what I mean you know the military you know U he disgraced he was
01:02:53
disgraced how are you alive he's the only this dude was the only Japanese traveler to board the ship and he
01:02:59
survived it's incredible give this guy his flowers why would they want him dead he was prepared to die when an officer
01:03:05
said there was a space on the Lifeboat I will take my life is there space
01:03:13
on right right right I love him like his
01:03:19
eyes dir that's really funny yeah you think there's room for one more yeah yeah according to Japan he was shamed
01:03:27
for not adhering to The Women and Children First principle avoiding honorable death H subject to what the
01:03:32
Japanese refer as mura uh haibu or social ostracism so they [ __ ]
01:03:38
ridiculed this guy for living through the worst tragedy he could have lived through my they they that [ __ ] man he
01:03:44
lost his job despite being hired part time the stigma followed him for the rest of his life Hano lived in quiet shame as a recus why why did I lose my
01:03:51
job oh because you're alive
01:03:56
right even upon his passing mention of the Titanic had been forbidden in his home that is that is a part of Japanese
01:04:01
culture that you're like it's [ __ ] get rid of that that's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] that poor bastard poor bastard
01:04:07
women women and children were on there was a spot also can I just say this back then like racism was like prevalent it
01:04:14
was at it's tall time H right so like imagine him on the boat and people are scooting away right they would do that
01:04:21
they don't want to touch him they don't want to touch that no racism at its all-time high yeah oh what what a lonely
01:04:27
boat ride I mean how quiet nobody wants to say anything yeah cuz he's there
01:04:32
they're afraid he's like you know you know but what if he said something made everyone laugh it's dead quiet dead
01:04:38
silent and then he looks at everyone he goes had
01:04:44
all and they all just start laughing there I I think I would have been really funny on that
01:04:50
Bel don't you think oh they made a move there's a North Korean on the Titanic
01:04:56
it's a North Korean version so popular oh my God that's so funny quiet it 100
01:05:01
times in a row to perfect their story wow yeah they what Kim John un made or
01:05:07
someone made him watch Titanic 10 or a 100 times so that they could know the
01:05:12
story so well wow and so we made it North Kore is the graphics as good I don't think so it looks the exact same
01:05:18
it's called Souls protest oh we got to get that movie can we buy that there's no way to find that movie hey how about
01:05:24
quiet on the boat the Water splishing by everyone's
01:05:30
staring he's sitting there Japanese guy and then he goes more like a not so nice
01:05:42
BG dude imagine him trying to he's trying to do a bit he's trying
01:05:48
to he's trying to do a witty bit there that's so funny and it dies it di yeah
01:05:53
it it bombs so but one kid in the back is
01:05:59
like the whole movie is on YouTube for free you better it is yeah well they want propaganda yeah oh this looks
01:06:05
exactly like the original what if the Japanese guy goes what if the Japanese guy goes turn it
01:06:11
off he goes just dead quiet it doesn't mind but he go water swishing by sing by
01:06:17
right yeah I know it's really cold but nobody say it's so nippy
01:06:26
I don't he goes good yeah Captain said Iceberg not that big I guess he was a
01:06:39
Wong who was driving that ship a Chinese
01:06:44
guy dude him doing bits on the boat [ __ ] lose my [ __ ] so fun that's such
01:06:50
a [ __ ] insane concept it's insane and the poor guy ridiculed
01:06:56
he lost probably killed himself no he didn't he said he died his natural death by himself in his house alone jobless and alone
01:07:02
yeah I mean come on by the way did you see this clip of trump going to Chick-fil-A have you seen that no it's
01:07:08
[ __ ] hilarious dud this guy non he's non-stop he's a Non-Stop media [ __ ]
01:07:14
frenzy this guy Donald Trump went to a Chick-fil-A yesterday and was talking with the workers and it was such an
01:07:22
organic moment because you had all these people yeah see super organic we're Trump's supporters
01:07:29
as well minorities what are the chances good looking what goodlooking
01:07:35
people that was worth it and I love what you
01:07:40
have beautiful dude he's
01:07:47
hilarious lying and also some chicken we can take
01:07:52
care of the customer business making a lot of money everyone getting
01:07:59
rich right yeah everyone's getting rich that works at [ __ ] Chick-fil-A Donald
01:08:04
Trump so [ __ ] detached that's hysterical he does not we'll take 30 milkshakes I'm sure you're all
01:08:11
billionaires when you get out of here do you fly or drive what a [ __ ] goon he's that
01:08:17
[ __ ] are you all Republicans by the way this is a note to our fans when you walk into a
01:08:23
Chick-fil-A ask if they're Republicans don't order yet hi welcome to McDonald's how going
01:08:29
to take your order hi are you a Republican so um that's insane so I what I want to do is I want to end this
01:08:35
podcast by asking Andreas um when when are you shooting your movie when you're
01:08:43
available so have you gone through the casting process I'm on it right now cool good luck thank you let's see this final
01:08:50
clip to end the show what is it after we finished filming OJ said to me that uh he had a surprise for me and I genuinely
01:08:56
was surprised just did you do it no I didn't I think it was his idea of a joke
01:09:02
nope and this is [Music]
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it didn't I do no I didn't she [ __ ] her pants
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huh dude I would be so rest in peace OJ you [ __ ] [ __ ] you what a [ __ ]
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[ __ ] oh my god dude that's insane thank you for being a bad friend
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