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hey who got new merch bob did we did let's see these are these are my favorite shirts that we've ever um sold so here's the deal we picked a bunch of new different merch this is but this is
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bob's favorite design which i love i've got a beautiful design on here it's of course uh
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us as unicorns hugging in the sea those are um also mermaids dude huh i'm a unicorn butt i'm a manacorn okay and uh fancy also has one of me and
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bobby close talking just whispering to each other real real close carlos is obviously wearing the same one that i am we also have other
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shirts what do we got we have a bag we got this and why us close talking christian close talking this is a bag so if you want to be eco-friendly huh you know what i mean
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you can bring your own bags yeah this is made out of something good and this is the same design that bob has on in a hoodie
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there's a hoodie yeah check it out so it's like a stardew valley the stardew valley shirt that's a friend shirt
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bobby's favorite a stardew valley bad friend shirt available now as well so go get it in the link below you guys click on the link in the description below to go buy some of the bad friends merch
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[Applause] you two are bad friends who are these two idiots [Music] or something we're bad friends oh wow are you rolling already
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we're over we already did i guess we're waiting for um the star it was about a 45 minute drive you know what i do is never leave uh 15 minutes or less
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for anything that i have to be that's insane before the show about how often that
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you're late yeah that's true and he had some choice words yeah and i won't say them on the show it also hurts
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people it hurts people's feelings it's true i know it does it it it's uh it's it's like
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spitting in somebody's face i think yeah it used to hurt my feelings i'm used to it we've been in this
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relationship for so long it's just part of it now well i don't know if i can go that far you want to welcome our guests onto the show and introduce them to the
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fans that are one of those freewheeling shows it's just like here we just go hey man it's just raw you know what i mean
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it's whatever happens now you know what you i i don't know what kind of game you're playing right now but yes
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that yes it's a freewheeler hey it's really good to be here will sasso and chad culture for the doozy podcast at
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dudesy pod show on all your socials of course check us out on youtube spotify apple itunes spotify on tuesday wherever
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you get your podcast hey i'm sitting across from a couple of really good friends here podcast world
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yeah i know there's nothing funnier than like being meta and making fun of a thing you do you guys
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hey everybody yeah what am i a podcast guy yeah you know what literally we always started
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doing we're pop i like when people we make fun of podcasts are good it's the thing we do yeah right we're on
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a podcast i'm sitting over here over there that color this wall that color that well and
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logo looks like us kind of doesn't cut it doesn't it have rabble you put the chopper thing into the glass chris rock
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yep he's good that is that was good that was denzela first yeah yeah but that's definitely chris rock let me hear
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it do another christmas i'd have to be a black put the drink into the drink and get
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something nancy pelosi nancy pelosi is that nancy pelosi yeah yeah listen we have two people here one guy i've known since 2000
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it's probably 22 years something like that yeah man 23 years and the other guy i just met but i've been a far f fan
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you guys have never been we've never met i don't think i i i went up to him i go have we met before and he goes no i know
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you like squirrels oh yeah yeah yeah they like me as more accurate i think why do you think you have a magnet for
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squirrels i don't know one just started coming around my place she became like a pet she would come in every day i'd
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photograph her compulsively and i kind of trained her to be like a little cat she would sit on my couch i could pet her watch tv with her and then
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eventually she started having broods of children in this nest immediately outside my bedroom window and i'd wake
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up every morning open the [ __ ] windows give her some nuts she'd come out stretch her legs and leave me to like care for her newborn infants and
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i'd get all these weird pictures and videos and stuff basically yeah i don't really want to ever have a pet i'm not
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into death but then don't watch alone because this season of alone they're just eating squirrels all of them every
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[ __ ] day and i can't watch the show because i love squirrels so much what do you do i i will thank you for that
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recommendation i will not watch that show yeah it's such a good show it's such a great show they put these renegade outdoorsy people in the middle
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of [ __ ] nowhere survival almost no reality kind of thing they died they documented themselves
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they gave them film equipments it's always in like northern you're from where you're you're from from northern
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yeah yeah northern canada right and it's they they get 10 items yeah right um and it's whoever's the last man standing can you show me these people die no no no they tap out
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they all okay no there's two ways no there's two ways medical they have to medically remove you so you tap out so
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every jesus christ every week they come by to see how you're doing and if they think you're gonna die they remove you they test your vitals and a lot of times
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they're like you're borderline about to die and people are like no i can do it and they're like you're you
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will die tonight in the middle of the night yeah and they fight them all the way because they win a million dollars if they go to the end yeah oh okay like
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there's one girl that had her whole foot with blue and black she literally was like you're gonna lose your [ __ ] she's like take it off
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from um what's it called frostbite frostbite that's the medical challenge yeah it's
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the yeah the medical medical term is wet foot yeah yeah but i'll see you here you got wet foot boy
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they're eating so many cute things birds season nines yeah they're eating [ __ ]
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otters oh oh they're so cute you know eating a lot yeah yeah yeah what does the water even
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taste like it tastes cute yeah it tastes good yeah don't taste so adorable it'd be a first time taste sensation and then
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you'd you wouldn't feel so hot about it yeah yeah right there otters and squirrels up
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against a tree and eat it yeah and they just kill yeah so don't watch it if you love i won't i do love squirrels
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no wife no okay let me in a survivalist situation let's suppose because we believe that global warming is here and not going i believe it yeah yeah i believe it we're believers of the global
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war that's right right hey since when are you so afraid of summer lib nice one dude
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you [ __ ] i love it but anyway and let's suppose summer's hot give it up yeah whatever yeah just cut your shorts shorter yeah i like
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you do the other opposite thing you're the right-wing guy yeah yeah yeah that's what i adopted yeah yeah sort of a yeah
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it's a new spin on the can i stephen [ __ ] face not as long as i talk this loud
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he's a bad guess this is what it's like to do a podcast with him by the way we've seen in time chat focus on me okay
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so the thing is we're both uh white nationalists so that's we don't have them there's no real i applied to the
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oath keepers they said no three why did they say no i don't know i'm a son of liberty i'm i'm trying to get in the patriot front right now but they did they just
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march and they they hang out in vance together i like that you love them yeah joe derosa took me to the american legion hall on hollywood and hi just north on highland
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and then he said you too can be a member here all you have to be as the descendant of someone that fought and i
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was like no [ __ ] that's all it is he's like yeah they're called the sons of liberty and immediately i was like this
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is cute yeah yeah this is queueing definitely you don't want anybody being able to google sunset i was in on it until he
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was like no just sons of liberty not that i was like oh no no the door closed i was like never mind this is do you believe the patriot front did a march in
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the middle of downtown boston like three weeks ago really what's the patriot front they're like a that's right
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white nationalists yeah okay we're our own group first of all we don't we we're our own thing yeah it was two and a half weeks ago we were in boston yeah and they were marching and it's like i'm
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just saying that they're a white nationalist neo-fascist hate group and hate is such a strong word
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we don't we take you out back and we flog you and we tell you we ask you if donald donald trump is your lord and savior yeah and
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you've just got to answer a few small questions and that's it hold down your pants and see what's going on and
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do the opposite of that we have a doctor in-house boston irish that's the patriotic irish
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oh my god is that really that was at the march yeah oh my god how sad but what i'm saying is that if they did that in
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l.a do you think that there'd be more chaos because no one had nothing happened they were just people just let it happen i bet you this has happened in
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los angeles and we never heard about it do you know what i mean i think in hawthorne or something this went down and nobody knew the the night before the
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2016 election i was at hollywood and highland seeing a movie with some friends we came out onto uh hollywood
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boulevard there and there was a convoy of pickup trucks full of pro-trump supporters with banners people dressed
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like the statue of liberty with their arm around people dressed like donald trump and [ __ ] and i was like what the [ __ ] is this this is in the heart of los
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angeles wow this is happening but hollywood is everything kind of its own world totally it's a little wild west a
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little mad max it's kind of like when someone goes we go to new york and if you went to times square it's not new there's no new
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yorkers there right so hollywood is hollywood and times square are kind of like uh well because there's a touristy
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zoned areas locals aren't there right so i mean you have tourists on hollywood boulevard going oh wow i'm a light you
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know i mean but that's not real authentic la i mean go to crenshaw what do you think is the most authentic l.a watts you think that's the most authentic
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there's watts and then beverly hills that's all that's that's a good cross section so i would say the most
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authentic la would be like east los angeles me too that's very isla as well like
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yeah mexican mexicans alhambra's you guys though there's a lot of asians out that way i hate when you
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say that what do you mean you guys what does that mean well there's four different kinds of people in this
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room and you're you're one of the other group there's four of us right why are you making yourself out to be different
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yeah no i didn't how about you i said you guys how about you guys how about this we both have uh very um colorful
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hats there you go there's two people we have fun hats okay but now let me ask you something now what happened now i'm
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being singled out for having a silly hat i'm the only man in the silly hat club and i'm comfortable okay but it's fine
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that's what andrew's trying to tell you that's all i'm trying to say can i go back to chat about the uh apa so anyway
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thank you will so anyway please please please no no there's no grocery stores you're hungry it's been two weeks you haven't eaten anything right no electricity chaos people are
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dying yep would you eat the squirrels then no man i i became vegan about four years ago after some health [ __ ] i don't think i could ever eat an animal again no yeah he's really you really let him
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down the wrong path yeah that backfired yeah i'm sorry dude it repulses me you would when you're hungry i don't think
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so also you'll rather die yeah i think so what he's vegan he doesn't your instinct is to survive and i think
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you would the hunger would affect your maybe you might be right i think i would be more
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likely or more inclined to kill and eat a person than i would an animal i was just going to ask you that that's a huge animal huh yeah what kind of person
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all the humber people yeah that's right well that's right i'd go to a home bro you're rich and see what i could find
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you're lipid you're rich in fat i mean that would be you i'm saying you'd want someone not muscly
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yeah well hold on a second you can really boil down they like to boil down those sinews and tendons and they're actually very tasty
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yeah maybe all right so it wouldn't matter how wiry you are i'm just saying you know there's some
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guys so the olympic athletes among you yeah i'm just saying you have an olympic team hey can i ask you a question
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you uh you guys got an olympic team who's you guys usa yeah come on the usa we do have all right usa he says well let me ask you this another question then please a lot of questions on this
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show let me ask you another question chad yeah no you don't have to say it like that i will okay so whatever you want because
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i'm being bullied i'm being bullied i'm being cornered and i'm going to fight back i'm going to boundaries who's bullying you you guys
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who's you guys are you talking the whites alejandra guys the whites alhambra guys yeah so why my point is
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this is hey what are you talking about i'm italian they're right would you rather would you eat will first or me well i mean obviously you will yeah yeah
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that's because there's more meat right right that's like a single kill would uh yield a larger now would you eat me or
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or bobby i i think i'd probably have to go with size two you're bigger right yeah i'm bigger than that yeah yeah yeah yeah so
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would you okay how about the two the dude line everybody up in a row and i just put a bullet in the biggest and go down the road
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chad would you eat a person who is a vegan but has a butt implant look i think honestly if it's so [ __ ]
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apocalyptic that i'm having to choose between which person to kill and eat yeah maybe i just starved to death oh you know what i mean
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i can't wait to forget how to speak english or whatever language anyone speaks for that matter and just roam the
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earth just pooing smelling bad eating people okay is this a this is a dream that you have
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tell me this how do you think are you a man who wants to kill with his hands it's the only way to do it you love hand
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hand what about you i don't really want to kill anyone in any capacity dude you have to we're post-apocalyptic it's melting in london
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but i'm going down i'm going with you you're going with the bullet to the skull i like it as humane as possible quick as possible
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well the bullets are going to be hard to come by ah they're going to stop making bullets that's why i've started stocking up [Laughter]
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by the way i did see you at gun world before this that's right i go to every [ __ ] gun show i don't like killing
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people but i'm prepared to but i have to yeah what would you do what weapon would you use to kill same with chad but i wouldn't do it
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mercifully oh [ __ ] you you shoot the foot first so they bleed out oh wait that's more painful
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oh you want the pain oh yeah yeah why would you want to inflict pain just to survive because i want them to just look at me for a while yeah but also don't
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you people eat the feet you know i always see them on a menu guys sorry everybody i feel bullied again hey i want to speak directly to your audience and say it's really good to be here on bad friends come check out doozy
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uh what you already did oh okay sorry i don't know when we start this is the disadvantage of telling you when we
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stealing your guests when we start on doozy we have an ai telling us begin the podcast now talk about this now talk
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about that now so i know you and me bobby would go way back in the world of comedy where i would improvise
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everything that's not the new comedy the new comedy is listen to a computer that's right and do exactly what it says
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okay let's do this you guys are the rai oh okay okay you guys are our ai and then you guys give
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us a topic yeah what is that what are you punching over that's a computer it's the [ __ ] that's i sometimes i don't know yeah can
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i do it yeah please oh my god is that a phone ringing on the couch it's like it's the rotary rotary phone oh sure yeah
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enter right yeah you don't have to say it if you hit it i know i just want to okay and this is a very like space
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1980s war games movie yeah movie version of how a computer would sound thank you carlos yeah yeah i want to do it for a different one different topic is your ai this good yeah
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go ahead enter a new topic the new jurassic park movie that came out to rant on tuesday okay sure you see it i did not did you guys see is that the christmas is chris pratt
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still doing it yeah good job i didn't see it but i can say this movies are dead they are culturally completely
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irrelevant yes and even a movie that's big like even top gun let's say that was like the biggest movie of the last however many
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whatevers right yeah came in with no one gives a [ __ ] you see two things come through your google news oh my god it's
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tom cruise's highest grossing movie ever don't care what's next what's on netflix movies are dead
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one guy who wrote movies 1.25 billion dollars currently writing one 1.25 billion dollars is kind of irrefutable
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people are watching it you're saying they're not retaining any of the joy from it it was like in and out of the
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joy it has no cultural significance no cultural relevance i sincerely think the last culturally
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relevant movie or the last artistically relevant movie was the room tommy wiseau early 2000s after that once we became a
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movie going audience that knows the ins and outs of movies so well that we can look at a movie like that and be entertained by how in quotes bad it is
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how off the [ __ ] normal beaten path it is nothing else matters after that and now because we have so much media on all
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these streaming platforms a movie has what a week or two to have any significance why i mean this when i say
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this i agree i want to do psychedelics with you i'm in i swear to god yeah literally
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when i can sit for hours and talk please and i can hear it the way you your cadence and your sureness and i'm like i
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gotta do drugs let's do it i have to do it okay literally yeah i will relapse to do it with you guys as well hey hey i'm
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not sure yeah i will do this i'd me too i'm dead serious this is on i'd i know you're not part of their club nobody invited you to that andrew said if you want to sign up for the irish
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three percent oh my god this is the sons of keep the sons of liberty keep busting irish are you one of us how you're not one of us make the decision now boy
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no this this this have you seen this entire boiled potato how did you watch the first episode and that is what made
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me decide [ __ ] it i've never done lsd i've done mushrooms a couple of times uh i've never done any like real hard drugs
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per se but i watched that and i was like i gotta do lsd acid is cool i i'm more inclined to doing mushrooms again i like i like mushrooms a lot more acid was a little for me
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was a little too intense i did it a few times and i was like this is [ __ ] really heavy yeah it felt
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digital right excuse me yeah baby ask you something of course sweetheart but why would you need to do a psychedelics
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with him when he the thing that he said was or you already would absorb okay before you came in the room when we got it when you and i got into a fight what
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what what are you going to get more out of being in a psychedelic psychedelics i think open another [ __ ]
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uh little chamber of the month he just opens your mind no without psychedelic bobby am i not right all right no no no
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no no no you're right thank you very soon i enjoyed this i enjoyed his banter and i thought i bet
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you him and i would have really good deep conversations on we could have them you know look you guys are both right on one hand chad is psychedelics on uh on
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the other hand hey man that'd be a lot of fun now let me tell you something i've done mushrooms one and a half times
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uh one time i did it wasn't so fun at all because i was outside got lost in a park in vancouver uh with my fiancee was
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like why the [ __ ] did we do it this way ended up back at the thing and you got to be inside and with someone you trust sounds good uh you guys don't know each
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other but i know both of you so i'd like to nominate that i'm there when are we doing some shroomies can't wait for my see this is great and you can we'll tape
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it and you'll see it yeah you can watch it by yourself later you know what it feels like stop asian hate that's what it feels like yeah we're six months ago this show is stopping asian
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hey yeah yeah yeah all three of you are in what way what interesting you're excluding me from activities how by saying that i have to
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watch the tape of you guys partying you're sober we gave you a trophy when you kicked the habit yeah i said i was willing to
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relapse to do the [ __ ] thing man this says bobby lee kick the habit 2022 it's done you're sober tell me more let me
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tell you something chad hey you hey youtube bad friends let me be your good friend to let you know here you're both
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right see okay because we're both right andrew's right because he gave you a nice trophy he didn't want you to kick the habit and i'll sit here and tell you
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on behalf of the vegans sitting next to me shroomies are just mushrooms not gonna hurt you it's not a drug come on yeah you can come with us you can come
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with us okay i would never want to drag somebody back into this [ __ ] though if you're like legitimately make them do it
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know that andrew and i have a longing to be in movies and tv online yeah we you know we like it right guys yeah but it's
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like do you think we're just throwing it away like because i don't think it's like uh that you
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should stop doing it i'm still [ __ ] writing tv shows and movies and books and whatever books are a little different i guess but it's it's just
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about screens you want your face and whatever you're doing your creative work to be on as many screens as you can possibly have right movies just aren't
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as important as they used to be they're still going to be made they're going to be churned out because all these streaming networks there's over 200 of
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them now have to have a constant volume of [ __ ] to keep people engaged enough to pay 7.99 a month or whatever so they're
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going to need the movies they just aren't like what they used to be what's going to separate the class of all of the muck
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from the thing that breaks out then well eventually it's going to be ai procedurally generated media no it won't
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yeah it will humans we argue about this all the time a monthly fee in the next month uh graphic designer's gone that job's gone um storyboard artist gone and
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eventually these things are gonna filter their way into being able to make full video
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based on scripts they write you're basically going to be able to ask your phone at one point hey netflix give me a
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new season of game of thrones and it will make it and you can tell them to put whatever actors you want in it or
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create new actors eventually guess what [Music] but on the second hand you say uh uh
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i don't think like you still think i got to meet you thank you let me ask you this let me ask you this yeah do you think disney
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executives who are making billions of dollars a year for a giant corporate greed machine are creating soul
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they did do that movie soul which actually yeah it was actually quite good no you're right you're right the yeah
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the root of it is capitalism but what i'm saying is this is a great movie disney and pixar great and eric griffin
00:26:05
was amazing you know i mean and i love that they made it because you're saying that they would generate you know mean artificial actors right yeah and don't you think that
00:26:20
people can read because even when i see what he doesn't he doesn't believe that we're so close
00:26:25
to crossing the uncanny valley you're looking at carrie fisher coming back from the dead in star wars paul walker coming back from the dead and fast and
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furious whatever yeah james dean that's we're there now within 10 years i think the rock is going to be in every movie
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he's just gonna license his [ __ ] face and if you write movies you're gonna have to write a rock character for your [ __ ] movie and they're just gonna be
00:26:43
like hey rock can we pay two hundred thousand dollars to cgi your face over this fight well we have him here the rock would you want to do that is that i
00:26:49
would love to do that me and my friend kevin hart will be in every movie moving forward from 2024 on after i'm
00:26:56
inaugurated in 2025. how much are you still selling your uh your tequila i love tramana do you drink it often i
00:27:07
make i pull the agave right out of the ground in a form-fitting button-down shirt so
00:27:14
that you can go i'm working really look at my shirt i got a blue slide look he just said there was this barrel
00:27:20
dramatic what comes in those barrels the rock are tequila's not in those barrels that's that's human growth
00:27:28
and that's how we make the tramana barrels of hgh is better not smack me too hard [ __ ] ramona because of you will because of that from
00:28:07
your show i have accidentally done that in public said tramana yeah because in the middle of someone talking like oh i
00:28:12
kind of kind of want tequila and i'm like dramatic because of you and people are like what and i'm like no nothing nothing nothing
00:28:19
i love the rock i love oh yeah we have dude i don't know if you knew that what about hulk hogan i love hulk hogan let
00:28:25
me tell you all about them oh [ __ ] um but uh when we were in florida didn't you see him
00:28:32
i went to his bar for a minute and said hello i hadn't seen him in many years but we did a movie together that's right bobby and i did a movie a month and a
00:28:38
half ago yeah something like that thank you so much for coming out to do that oh wow it ever
00:28:44
bobby do you have a good time we were on the set we were in well the hotel was near the airport and there was no restaurants near it
00:28:50
you know i mean but other than that you went there right yeah yeah i went to a place called hogan's hangout did you see
00:28:56
him yeah yeah i saw him for a minute yeah was that in there that that hulk hogan's statue uh there was all sorts of
00:29:01
schweitzer is he there every day he's there on mondays he does a karaoke night did he recognize you
00:29:07
yeah yeah he was like yeah hey it's that guy we but we've talked i've we've been i've he's been conscious of me which is
00:29:13
uh very odd i've met him uh a few times way back in the day uh when we remember we're doing all that mad tv stuff and wrestling and this and that and then in some years after that but i hadn't seen him in well over a decade at this point
00:29:25
anyway good memories uh not too many chair shots that i had for him i was back in the 80s brother they didn't do
00:29:31
that whole bleeding and chair shot thing dude they just you know just put a hand to the ear in front of the crowd brother
00:29:36
get them worked up and another guy who knows how to do that as a rock brother i passed in the taurus resume 18
00:29:44
let me tell you this about the rock i love the rock i didn't know that it was called terra mana
00:29:49
i thought it was called tramana and that's why i like to say tramana and now it's stuck but i like it because we're
00:29:55
giving it our own spin and if you join us in the sons of liberty we'll teach you how to say some secret words that
00:30:01
nobody else knows and uh you and your orange hat will turn you it will turn you irish in no time
00:30:06
bobby what do you say you've already got the name for it the name for that bobby bobby mclean
00:30:13
bobby mclean you've already got the name for that so bobby and i have worked on impressions for you i want to do iris
00:30:19
teach me irish this is how you say this is how you fool anybody ready yeah you got to use the h's andrew will tell you this no you got
00:30:26
to say hi i'm somehow more asian for some reason no because you're looking at my face no no no around close my eyes close your eyes okay everybody close our eyes just do it again do it again i'm hiding i'm
00:30:39
high-rish i'm irish yeah do it again yeah okay do you remember we did this on the show already and i taught you the yeah but you don't know how to do it he knows how to teach me oh okay you're right i think he's better we teach each other i taught him
00:30:52
i taught him all you have to do is say conor mcgregor okay conor mcgregor it's conor mcgregor
00:30:58
there's almost no way to not say his name chad you do it conor mcgregor see yeah
00:31:04
say conor mcgregor without the accent conor mcgregor mcgregor it's conor mcgregor yeah yeah yeah but
00:31:10
do you see what he does at the end hold it right you got to go up so anything you said john you want a sixth division
00:31:16
anything you say all right how about give me a different accent than um like scottish oh jesus okay scotty i
00:31:23
want to i want to be like then you go down yeah sixth commission william william wallace what are you a bit about yeah yeah so good give me william wallace yeah don't use any vowels just
00:31:33
go say william wallace without any vowels and a gruff voice what are the vow i'll go oh tell him about it
00:31:40
i'm your uncle i'm your uncle is that william wallace right there that was a very good chinese scott described as pillar of community order to leave
00:31:54
scotland by home office he was kicked out of scotland as poor chinese man yeah seems to be one of the few chinese people there see you know how [ __ ] up
00:32:01
that is i thought he was scott the moment i looked at him i thought that's a scottish man if i've ever seen one yeah and that man was removed i thought that
00:32:07
was william wallace how did you say his name go ahead william there it is that's that's really important right there and he's showing you i have an irish or a scottish citizenship huh yeah and they bullied
00:32:19
him out see guys we're not so bad here in the united states over there in the uk let's do asian ones these people
00:32:24
everyone does an asian accent now everything the tar is melting off of the roofs in the uk chad so you think that
00:32:30
it's obsolete right only culturally culturally not financially it's still a big part of the
00:32:36
business obviously but basically like making a movie now is just an episode of a tv show but let me actually say that you think then ais right will replace
00:32:42
podcasting oh for sure they're doing that's what we're doing we're you're still coming up with it
00:32:48
you're still no no the ai tells us what to do as an example the ai have you heard of hulk hogan the wrestler so anyway the ai will write news stories and say you know news podcasts are very
00:33:00
popular we'll read these news stories in the voice of hulk hogan but you can't tell yourself about the uk brothers
00:33:15
and it makes us do weird [ __ ] like it'll give us at the end of every episode it gives us like little assignments like you have to go watch uh running man and
00:33:21
then next week you're gonna have to talk about it sometimes like it made us one time each of us had to create a song and bring it in we played the songs our
00:33:28
whole audience then voted on which one was the best and the loser got shamed we didn't know what the [ __ ] that was until
00:33:34
the a as like the ai was like now the loser has to dress up as the crow like full crow cause
00:33:40
it was so good well and so so i dressed up as the pro because the ai was picking up on the fact that we
00:33:47
kept talking about the crow we for some reason were like yeah the crow we made this weird assimilation between the crow
00:33:53
and batman and then dudes he did it was it's all very weird before the batman came out and uh so and so looks like the
00:33:59
crow in it at any rate it made me dress up like the crow that's kind of funny sometimes it makes us smoke weed before
00:34:06
episodes like get as high as possible and come on down what about live comedy shows
00:34:12
it'll work the same it'll just think in 10 years that'll be obsolete too it'll just be so i don't think it'll be obsolete i think
00:34:18
it'll be like uh telephone or whatever the telephone [ __ ] becomes can you make me a new richard pryor special and
00:34:24
it will just make one where he's talking about contemporary events you could probably go you could go hey oh so depressing you'll go hey netflix show me
00:34:31
richard pryor telling jokes about abortion [ __ ] gen 6 whatever and then it'll [ __ ] go up and then you'll see richard pryor doing those jokes about that there aron
00:34:42
weber who i've talked about on the show good comic he he just promoted a um there is a brand new app or program where you can it generates art you can just ask it anything it'll generate all
00:34:54
this original [ __ ] artwork yeah that's dolly dolly dally that's right there's a bunch there's imogen google has one but dude
00:35:01
i think that's the one i think that's the one that's how do you spell that it's so scary yeah okay we're done
00:35:08
let me finish this so this is this dolly thing you so you have to sign up for them to be right like they
00:35:14
the the full dolly version is in beta right now but they're going to put it out very soon for like a monthly channel he was selected by one of these groups
00:35:20
like you have to you put your name in the hat to be like hey i want to be a part of the test group and he just got assigned because he put it up on
00:35:26
instagram and was like yo ask me anything that's awesome and he all people every [ __ ] image the creepiest
00:35:32
part to me was someone would go um darth vader eating soup right that's a you can go a million ways the the visual of darth vader eating soup changed so many different formats
00:35:44
and ways that i was like i don't know if a human could come up with this if they took 100 years dude and it was creepy as [ __ ] an image
00:35:52
is just a series it's like a brick of pixels each pixel is a little square that has a numerical value of light to
00:35:58
dark and red green blue so to create every image possible to be generated is possible we just don't have the computing power yet but with quantum computing around the corner i think that's going to exist within the next 15
00:36:09
years or so just a giant database of literally every image so okay look a text just scroll down a little bit down
00:36:15
a little bit please look a storefront that has the word open eye written on it that's it and then all these are all generated from a
00:36:22
computer none of that is real none of those pictures are real well i mean i'm sure you guys have seen the ai generated
00:36:28
people that now exist right like ad companies use and stuff yeah they're not real people but they look photorealistic they're videos you can just type in what
00:36:34
you want them to say and they're like hello welcome to our company and they're and they look like perfect mixed those
00:36:40
are ais yeah those are all fake people and this is again this is the wheel eventually there's going to be a [ __ ] ferrari you know we're we're just at the tip of the iceberg of this [ __ ] how come
00:36:50
the sex dolls still look so bad that's a good question they look so [ __ ] they look they always look there was a man
00:36:58
there was a guy that just got a divorce from his wife so he could marry his sex doll yeah nice and she said it's because
00:37:04
they made it look too much like her like they sent in her photos and he wanted her over there
00:37:09
but she still looks like [ __ ] they don't look good yet how do we have all this power they're going to look at this here
00:37:15
there is this the guy he he married married his robots i thought margot is that yeah that's it
00:37:21
but but honestly they still look like [ __ ] you know why i think it's there she is there's there's still too much stigma
00:37:27
over big fake tits and skinny waist and big butt male looking female looking whatever kind of sex robot you might
00:37:32
want i think there's still too much stigma around this yeah but eventually that's going to kill a fisher that'll
00:37:38
bleed off it's like online dating you remember when online dating first [ __ ] happened and people were like oh how'd you guys meet
00:37:44
it was our friend's party right like nobody would say they met online anyway now it's the primary way everybody
00:37:50
if i had a wedding and i was mirroring us listen let's just listen all right the answer is yeah you would kind of i would
00:37:57
officiate yeah i would appreciate everyone will come to that wedding would you make fun of me of course yeah that's
00:38:03
the whole point of going i'm an official real love i know all right i don't want to be [ __ ] mocked at my own wedding i would
00:38:09
make fun of you if you married a human what would be the difference oh that's true yeah there'd be zero differences i don't think i would invite you to my
00:38:15
wedding would you would you guys mock me at my wedding absolutely not yeah would you be down with this [ __ ] deep down
00:38:20
instead you'd be like this is not real well would you mock him at his wedding uh yeah well what i get you know i'd give you
00:38:27
guys a gift of a bunch of car batteries or something because my wife loves that look look there there there they are together yeah this guy this ain't real yeah oh yeah and he dresses her up which
00:38:39
is even more fun that's so he goes shopping for her clothes he's just going viral
00:38:45
that guy is [ __ ] let's say i mean we don't know this man but let's say this man is happy doing this he probably is
00:38:50
what's [ __ ] wrong with you nothing at all i'm my comment was how they still look kind of that still looks like a toy
00:38:55
yeah sure why can't we make it look real real i mean i think that's coming but also this kind of an aesthetic is its
00:39:02
own thing i mean if you look at like what's going on right now with gen z and like you mean he wants to [ __ ]
00:39:07
is that what you're saying what's that like he prefers a physical yeah yeah in the next generation the most realistic sex
00:39:13
kids are gonna see [ __ ] things that look like anime characters look at that unicorns and whatever you know what it's like it looks pretty real i guess yeah the
00:39:20
answer for impersonal sex is not uh in you know crude rubber you know robots and stuff that's not where we're headed is chad will tell you it's the metaverse so you know
00:39:31
you wear you put on your oculus right and you put something on your penis right yeah thing and i think that what
00:39:36
do they call it when it touches back haptic feedback haptic feedback oh yeah the best kind of
00:39:45
well this my my solution that's my thing my solution yeah uh we would have that for you and all you have to do is grab
00:39:52
is put on the oculus and then um you know insert yourself into a sexual partner okay now hold on a second yeah you keep the oculus on but you have sex with a person
00:40:04
and then you know you can kind of believe whatever that is as a matter of fact it would probably help a lot of marriages let's put our oculus on who
00:40:11
are you having sex with well you don't ask you don't you just you let them know yeah because then it's like we're both having our fantasy then right and the
00:40:16
oculus is like this past week an experiment was just done with the first ar contact lens so instead of wearing
00:40:23
like google glass or whatever you just put in contacts and i get full heads-up display of everybody's vital stats
00:40:30
yeah and that eventually is going to become vr you're closing that contact will be you can switch between ar and vr and the
00:40:36
emotion instantaneously so if i have the little thing on my penis right well maybe they happen and they haven't
00:40:51
you don't insert it into your urethra it's something that goes around your face i understand that i'm not going to stick it inside my body you just said i
00:40:57
stick it on my penis sorry not it doesn't go on the tip unless that's what you want around the penis right yeah and i have the thing in my head right but then i asked chad can
00:41:08
i touch your ass would that be considered gay um why is she in the room what i'm just gonna keep afraid like i'm
00:41:14
gonna ask god i like his ass i'm not gay yeah but i want to do that i'm gonna i'm you know i mean i'm making i'm making
00:41:19
love too you know what i mean okay i'm one of your best friends that hurts i would not do you why
00:41:25
because you would laugh i would yeah yeah i wouldn't hear you laugh okay how about this if i put tape over my mouth and i and i promised i wouldn't laugh
00:41:31
the only way i would let you grab my ass while you were in vr is if you weren't jerking off at the same time i don't want you tugging and grabbing my ass no
00:41:38
i'm not touching your dick i have the haptic on my penis and you're grabbing my ass yeah and i have the things i'm making love this a woman in the [ __ ]
00:41:44
thing i think that's fine i'll let you do that but i'll tell you why i wouldn't use you because i would feel like i was gonna being rushed
00:41:50
what do you mean i just feel like you have [ __ ] to do i got stuff going on yeah yeah and i feel like after like 10
00:41:56
minutes i'd be like i just feel like he has an audition you know i would like to be in my head
00:42:09
well he would probably come over to set it up for you because he knows all that geeky stuff yeah yeah but andrew would be with him because they're doing
00:42:15
shrooms together that's right yeah and then ah and then chad's on the other side of the room you know going boo boo
00:42:21
boo boo bop try to set up your yeah yeah your phone penis uh urethra insertion and and you'd be grabbing andrew's ass in the meantime because you don't know you're in the metaverse i think that's
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00:45:06
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00:45:12
sorry to interrupt an eavesdrop i heard you guys are comics uh what do you guys know about comedy in the metaverse
00:45:17
and i was like look i don't i don't first of all don't yeah don't just talk to us out it was so
00:45:23
[ __ ] uncomfortable eating pizza and you're like and you're obviously listening to our whole
00:45:28
conversation yeah but then he was like and then faheem actually engaged with a guy and was like yeah i did shows on
00:45:34
zoom uh but everybody hated it and he was like i do think comedy is gonna live heavily in
00:45:39
the metaverse and i was like i highly doubt it he's like you don't know what you're talking about and i said here's the deal we do this for a living
00:45:45
performance stuff though like beyond what we were talking about live performance where it's immediate feedback i don't think has any space in
00:45:52
this world agreed i just don't think it'll ever live there i'll tell you this have you done have you guys done any vr
00:45:57
yeah oh yeah i have oculus at home have you watched any basketball games yeah yes what do you think of that
00:46:04
look dude i'm an avid sports fan okay so i'm maybe the wrong audience i don't i want to either i want to be there yeah
00:46:11
or it's in the background at my house well i mean i want to physically be there it's it's not i can't that didn't
00:46:17
work for me it just i know what you're saying it was amazing to watch yeah but i also the whole time because of my
00:46:23
consciousness was like i'm still just in this [ __ ] watching this yeah jack nicholson's not there right he no he was
00:46:31
he was oh he was here oh he was there but i think it's cool i i just it's just there's something missing live performative things there's such a there's something that you need the
00:46:42
physical energy and presence of humans that i don't think you'll ever be able to do with that thing i i agree with you i don't think it's there yet i think it
00:46:49
will eventually get there i think every kind of human experience will be replaced by something digital or at
00:46:54
least a very close proximity or a close approximation of it close enough that you'll be like well [ __ ] i can't make it
00:47:00
to that baseball game will i pay a dollar to [ __ ] basically be there that's worth it i just think it still
00:47:06
won't replace p live crowd mentality there's something about i mean have you been to the grand canyon i talked about this with someone before it's hard articulated because i'm not
00:47:17
intelligent enough but truly something happens in your brain when you see nature at its in wonder it it's i wish there was a way to describe it but it does something physically to you
00:47:29
that no matter how how immersive you could get you'd never be able to [ __ ] imagine yeah no huh
00:47:36
it's a what it's just a [ __ ] canyon this is the bobby's world thing we talked about before you're so not present it's a canyon it's a marvel it's
00:47:43
a one canyons that i'm a canyon guy oh you're a big canyon guys i've been king is all over
00:47:48
the world man what a canyons have you seen i've been to a canyon in thailand which one i don't know what it's called
00:47:54
but i saw it so you really enjoyed the time i'm just saying when you see one canyon you've seen them but this guy is
00:47:59
perfect for whatever percent he's good for the guy that just puts on the thing that's me saying i saw a river it was
00:48:04
amazing give it a [ __ ] see and he's he needs something i think there's still a little bit of immersion that isn't quite
00:48:11
happening you still have to put on this [ __ ] chunky thing on your head yeah you still don't have 360 view it's still
00:48:17
like the resolutions kind of shitty still that's gonna change what about sporting events do you think sporting
00:48:22
events there's no way to do that because you you where were you five minutes ago no no no no no wait wait it's almost as
00:48:29
if we just said this no no no you saw a basketball game that was actually happening right yeah yeah we just had a
00:48:35
couple of cgi players no it was no no it was a real game yeah i watched a real basketball game right that was like really happening that i could turn on the tv and watch
00:48:46
yes right what i'm saying is can you i'm those are real humans playing right yeah are they going to ever are those
00:48:53
real humans going to be replaced by here's what that's going to happen that's what i'm asking i mean do you
00:48:58
follow any esports just people playing video games as professional athletes yeah you know what it is yeah so that's
00:49:04
basically you're watching like if you're watching controlling it sure but you're also watching the thing they're controlling which is a computer general
00:49:10
like if you're watching overwatch you're watching the characters they're playing you're watching the guy playing that character but you're also watching those characters i think what's going to
00:49:16
happen to sports primarily with the advent of ar is that you're going to see it start merging into the sports already
00:49:22
you have things uh like in baseball umpires blowing [ __ ] perfect games on the last call of a game and [ __ ] yeah
00:49:27
that happened a couple of years ago that's going to be [ __ ] gone everything cameras and everything
00:49:32
basketball people [ __ ] flopping and [ __ ] left and right whoever i i mean basketball to me is one of the most uh
00:49:39
corrupted games by human error because the the referees like never know when it's a fight well the rules are also
00:49:44
quite fringe soccer too like that soccer is like yeah but um when i'm saying that but there's no way a computer is going
00:49:49
to determine who the winner is no one will watch that no what do you mean like if there was a
00:49:55
they do that they've been doing that for a computer animated game every single one every single day would have a
00:50:01
randomized uh finish a randomized result based on what happens during the game it's like any
00:50:06
other experiment do they the ai doesn't necessarily know what's going to happen at the end yeah and it's like characters
00:50:11
do you do you follow michaela do you know her at all no but she's a computer generation influencer doesn't exist just
00:50:17
a full [ __ ] computer generator so creepy dude she's got a couple of million followers i believe on instagram gets brand deals left and right really
00:50:24
will there be a time where we have a computer she's not real no wait that picture's
00:50:29
real no she's not real she doesn't exist okay go down to the photo the first photo
00:50:36
that's not a real person it's a fake that's correct she's a new single out she hasn't she just dropped oh we're [ __ ] up
00:50:41
we got to save her money mm-hmm it's over we have to save her money well we're both well guys
00:50:47
you just told me to buy you a six thousand dollar sex doll and now i have to save my money you got to pick a lane buddy listen listen listen in the world
00:50:54
i see up in the northern where i'm from i'm gonna buy a plot of land over an aquifer you're all welcome up there
00:51:01
thank you uh bobby we're gonna have the urethra implant uh haptics pen yeah they'll go right in
00:51:08
your penis okay put a [ __ ] oculus over your face you can pretend you're you know banging whichever nba star you like with
00:51:14
whatever kind of upturned asian penis you like okay you know like not even a real like oh it's blake griffin but he's
00:51:20
got this kind of you know right right and with the hook like andy's talking about my face like blake griffin halle
00:51:26
berry's [ __ ] right okay because yeah exactly blake griffin with halle berry's [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah you will be able to get
00:51:32
that delivered to your door within 24 hours i think within 10 years i'm gonna watch the ai movie called bobby lee the
00:51:38
movie i'd be like turn on bobby lee the movie and just based on this conversation in five years it's gonna be
00:51:43
the opening of the movie is bobby coming in like turning on the lights in his place sitting down and go
00:51:48
like after a hard day drops a briefcase for some reason it goes blake griffin with holly berry's [ __ ] and rpg's rbg
00:51:55
is breasts rbgs oh yeah yeah and then just a pen will insert into your hand and try on fat's eyes i like his eyes
00:52:01
dude this is a remake this is the remake that netflix will do starring you of weird science
00:52:06
wow yeah and how many people do you think will pay for that will that be will film have made its comeback but it won't matter
00:52:12
because it'll take like yeah nobody should taking any of this there's no physical will anybody get paid anymore will any
00:52:18
will there be any money on netflix yeah the one person yeah wow all the money has to go to one person
00:52:24
when is this going to happen i would say when is it going to happen i think you're you're already starting to see no but what am i gonna have to find a job you there now buddy no i mean i think
00:52:35
you'll be okay you'll probably be able to license yourself into ai other [ __ ] like you want bobby lee in a movie and a tv show they'll just send you a [ __ ]
00:52:42
check for whatever your rate is and then you'll be in that movie or tv show i don't think any i i got to say that i don't know
00:52:47
i'm with the that's already happening dude bruce willis was in a [ __ ] cell phone commercial in russia yeah that he ain't in he just licensed his face yeah
00:52:54
that was it well they ai talk made him talk can we do that bruce willis commercials
00:53:00
are you talking about top gun they aid his whole [ __ ] voice in top gun maverick is not valkomer's voice that is
00:53:05
an ai can i say side note definitely cried during that scene it wasn't even that strong of a scene but i cried because i saw the guy and then when i
00:53:11
because i watched a documentary before that i was like this is the saddest show i think i've ever seen in my life a hero
00:53:17
who can't talk anymore it was so i kind of do wish no shot at the people that made the film i wish they made a little
00:53:23
bit more of a meal out of that scene in a way made him sing or something well making sense like
00:53:28
songs wait this is awesome let's see the bruce willis that's the guy who got kicked out ireland yeah it looks fake yeah it does look
00:53:43
fake that isn't the point of this no no but i know what you're saying it it's it's as close as i think it could get but yeah
00:53:49
that's for now you know yeah in the next five years this [ __ ] is going to be basically be perfected
00:54:09
so good his impersonation is unreal it's uncanny so good the witch the tom cru fake tom cruise i
00:54:15
wish he she had bruce with his face i don't like her face okay all right we're not gonna do this
00:54:21
[ __ ] got real he does he if he decides he doesn't like your face boy oh boy does he check out
00:54:26
yeah he's a big time i don't like your face guy yeah for sure i mean that [ __ ] looks real yeah that's pretty real yeah i get that i get it and this again this is just some guy with a
00:54:37
[ __ ] tick tock account he is a graphic designer a graphic artist something like special effects guy but like imagine what a [ __ ] billion
00:54:42
dollar studio is going to be able to do and they're like we're just going to license the rock or license whoever actors aren't going to have to [ __ ]
00:54:48
show up anymore if they don't want to all right let me definitely let me change your gear because i saw something on that sure that instagram that was
00:54:54
kind of that made me think about you we talked about this off air and i do want to talk about it because it's fascinating
00:55:00
they had a relationship so that girl that the the fake ai that's on there little whatever the [ __ ] her name is she
00:55:06
has a relationship they show her boyfriend and then they show like the storyline of her relationship with her boyfriend yeah because you know this is
00:55:12
the youth now is telling their tales through instagram is he real no my friend it's shia labeouf yeah this is
00:55:19
heard the shia labeouf was dating a little michaela yeah they broke up they broke up oh they did
00:55:25
miles teller is taking her out on a couple those two aren't real that's right okay all right i'm i'm i'm so so anyway what
00:55:31
i was saying was there's a story that's being created obviously for their relationship about went up to pasta it's like it's you know whatever and they're
00:55:37
going to have them break up at some point sure which brings me to this what you were talking about with me about
00:55:43
the bachelor and the manipulation of the show this is kind of where that same mindset is of like you can create this entire
00:55:50
world people in the comments give a [ __ ] when they break up it will be an outpouring of people being super
00:55:57
upset and mad about people that never dated this is the world we live in now is dominated by social relationships
00:56:02
that's relationships that we all have with celebrities or little michaelas whatever where we're looking at them
00:56:08
through a screen they're looking back at us but they don't know who the [ __ ] we are they're not really interacting with us but we're being tricked on a sub
00:56:14
psychological level this [ __ ] started really in the 40s and 50s with tv news anchors they were like the first real
00:56:20
parasocial relationships where they're talking to you through a screen and you're getting the response in your like
00:56:25
lizard brain of like that's my friend they're looking right at me they're really talking to me now it's all social
00:56:31
media is that haptic urethra pen so we help that out whether it's on this screen or your
00:56:36
[ __ ] tv screen or whatever we're all engaged with so many different people through these parasocial lenses that we
00:56:43
don't really have real relationships with so it doesn't matter if they're real he's living it right now because him he's him and his girlfriend split up
00:56:50
and publicly so and what's crazy about it is the reaction from the fans yes and the way that they talk about their relationship as if they know anything about but they do know a lot about it
00:57:00
because they've been public but the creepiest part is when you'll read stuff or someone will say something to you like
00:57:05
they people know that we're best friends and people will come up to me yeah and be like strangers how's bobby
00:57:12
and i'm like what do you mean and they're like is he okay right yeah and then it clicks in my head i'm like oh my god this guy is
00:57:18
this is a genuine he's genuinely concerned yeah if bobby's okay and then he's like let me tell you a little bit
00:57:24
more about comedy in the metaverse you're like this guy's back yeah he just takes a
00:57:29
piece of your pizza again you know it has been weird like because i you know this is the first time i've ever been like um breaking up with somebody that was also uh because people
00:57:40
saw our relationship unfold yeah on in the podcast like the bachelor dude like the bachelor and um i realized that i no longer ever want to do this again you
00:57:50
don't want to be public in a relationship i'm never going to be public i'm going to keep it sacred because it's been the kind of comments i'm getting and the
00:57:57
messages it's just no they they cross the line of course they do right and they're so intrusive right and then
00:58:04
there's an outpouring of love but really you don't know the [ __ ] i am no no but to be fair the people that do say
00:58:09
things that are like loving like what we did talk about they are showing genuine they are it's as good as they can get by
00:58:14
going i really do like you i'm a fan of you yeah and i do hope that you're okay through all this whatever they say is
00:58:21
gonna rub off wrong even if they're positive and supportive because it's gonna creep you out because you're the
00:58:26
newscaster in 1940 going i don't [ __ ] know you but who have do you guys have any parasocial relationships like this
00:58:32
or have you ever in your life have you ever had a deep fandom of any actor athlete and i haven't i've never been like
00:58:39
i mean i follow him like hogan oh my god on the internet but i don't have to read all well i don't have to read all of his
00:58:45
posts brother let me tell you something about parasocial relationships dude what does
00:58:50
that mean hold on a second hold on hold on andrew i'll tell you all about it because in
00:58:56
1988 when the mega powers explode macho man thought that i had eyes for miss elizabeth but we were just friends dude
00:59:02
that's a parasocial relationship brother we don't actually kind of yes per social
00:59:08
media parasocial social so is that me i'm sorry i'm so sorry is that me being a fan of somebody or somebody yeah i have a relationship with it's a one-sided relationship it means like
00:59:18
outside of your like this is a social interaction we're in the same room we're interacting if i was sending you a dm
00:59:24
that is parasocial it's outside of like an actual social interaction this is primarily what all relationships
00:59:31
are now you have a couple of actual relationships in your life with whoever you're dating i do have friends yeah i
00:59:36
have some guys on like um instagram the guys that are like fans of mine that talk i've never met them in
00:59:43
flash yeah our relationship is solely based on comedy and parasitic that's perfect no if you're dming with them if
00:59:49
you're interacting that is not parasocial oh okay parasocial is the relationship is like all the people dming you after your breakup that you've
00:59:56
never talked to they've only watched you through that lens wow and they feel like they know you because they listen to you
01:00:02
talk and in many cases you're probably directly addressing whoever's listening to you through a camera so it's that
01:00:08
pair what we call on i do this other podcast called game of rose it's about the bachelor and we call it the parasocial gaze and we rate different
01:00:15
players different bachelor players players i know yeah i'm sorry but that parasocial gaze in
01:00:21
terms of like modern celebrity is one of the most valuable tools you can have wow i've never i was when you asked i was
01:00:27
trying to think did i ever have one of those do you ever have periscope were you like i don't think i do i can't really remember if i ever
01:00:34
if i ever had one that like really i mean i mean that happens socially like in the media and stuff that i care about
01:00:40
and i'm invested in but i don't know if it's like um investment in a certain human being is that parasocial me being invested in yes in an event yes like if you're watching uh the johnny depp amber
01:00:52
heard trial for example and you start to feel some type of way about who you think should win
01:00:57
that's periscope and it's like you think now that you know a little bit about their relationship but all you're doing is watching [ __ ] videos of them they
01:01:03
don't know who the [ __ ] you are right exactly like if you send over 100 dms to hulk hogan on instagram and he doesn't write you back that's a parasocial
01:01:09
relationship as an example i see now bobby you could have been a january 6 like i was january 6th in the metaverse
01:01:17
or the middle group all right yeah dude and uh what you do is you just put on your oculus you insert your haptic pen
01:01:24
yeah and i was there do you think they're going to storm the capital now over the oculus next time that would be they're going to meet in
01:01:30
the metaverse insurrection in sandbox great and then trump is there in the metaphors i would play that game if there was a game called insurrection right and we're going to january 6th and
01:01:41
i get to wear my camo oh this is how it starts yeah and my camo and like my um a flagpole yeah maybe a news for pens yeah
01:01:49
man right and i would act it out a noose for pence yeah they wanted to kill them they wanted to hang pens
01:01:56
yeah they were yelling out hanging mike pence and they had invited an actual news outside the [ __ ] capitol yeah
01:02:01
well that does i got to be honest the rhythm is good hang on it is but i would i would like to see like you know if i could break the window fast enough yeah yeah i have all sorts of
01:02:17
challenges yeah yeah but different challenges imagine he gets kicked out of the metaverse they're like we can't have you in here anymore there's just you two but if you're wearing those glasses and
01:02:31
you're talking to a chinese guy and it just says chong ching chong that would be weird too right it would be a malfunction
01:02:38
would it be a malfunction depends on which one you get you can get the trump metaverse glasses
01:02:45
ching chong ching chong everything that is great you will get different glasses based on who you are and what your price point is i'm sure they're not going to all work
01:03:05
that well how much are these going to be i don't know did it say in that article oh yeah like some of them will only do
01:03:10
language but some of them will maybe tell the time is that what you're saying yeah yeah it's like an apple watch versus a fitbit
01:03:16
right you know what i mean all of this [ __ ] eventually is a contact lens in your eye that just it helps you with everything in your life oh you know what
01:03:22
would be cool hey this is all cool [ __ ] but you know what would be really cool when all this stuff comes to pass and
01:03:27
i'm speaking as a guy who has a [ __ ] podcast that's run by an ai but when all this stuff comes to pass and it's
01:03:33
actually happening you know it'd be cool we go wow that's really crazy [ __ ] that's going on out there in the world
01:03:39
let's get together and talk about it on a podcast so i don't think there's going to be a
01:03:44
whole lot of weight given to ai ai entertainment so much in the future sure ai can help you look at the medical advancements that uh the met that you can do in the metaverse you can have uh
01:03:56
people sitting in a in a giant classroom learning more interactively that's great
01:04:01
we like i said have a podcast that's essentially programming our show but like i also tell you on the show any
01:04:07
good podcast is just two dudes [ __ ] around right so that's what's going to happen when we get oculus and we get our
01:04:13
[ __ ] [ __ ] pens and all that good stuff we're going to be sitting here in another five years going can you believe
01:04:19
we're immortal go ahead chad i like oh my god i like when you're talking i was just gonna say look at what's happened technologically in the last decade or so with smartphones with the internet with social media at this point
01:04:31
technological change how it's affecting human society is so [ __ ] rapid it's not going the other way yeah
01:04:36
all this [ __ ] that we're looking at on these screens like we're at the the tip of the iceberg with these things ai quantum computing ar all this [ __ ] i
01:04:43
think within the next 10 years we're going to see easily as much progress as we saw with the other technologies oh my
01:04:49
god and i will be holding on to the reins of human civilization in the old school way
01:04:54
i'll be i'll be i'll be pulling back still doing doozy with you and going no no no no why though stay with me let's let's live over that aquifer but that's not true dude you're on social media all
01:05:06
the time i don't know about that [Laughter] yeah i enjoy baby man i think despite
01:05:13
your outward process of the way technology is affecting us all you [ __ ] engage with
01:05:18
it yeah as much as anyone else yeah and i liked video games when i was a kid so what what's your point i know who the [ __ ] i am i know that i don't want a
01:05:25
[ __ ] food pill or a [ __ ] haptic dig dick pen well i i will take the latter i do my
01:05:31
fiancee yeah that's right well let me say that chad would you just last thing i want to say chad yeah chad
01:05:37
chad chad when things go down things are rapidly changing he's not protecting you bobby don't do that
01:05:42
because he doesn't he doesn't give a [ __ ] about you when it goes down it's going to be chad and chad
01:05:48
it's not going to be chad and bobby may i ask though it's a no the answer is [ __ ] no well you know who else i know then huh lex friedman he'll help me lex
01:05:55
doesn't give a [ __ ] about you no he doesn't he cares about human beings yeah he does but he doesn't care about bobby
01:06:00
he does not know when the world is going to end he's not going to help you he'll come cut take i'm i'm not gonna move in
01:06:06
i'm gonna i'm gonna call i'm lex you're pitching me right now is it gonna you that are you just yelling
01:06:11
at me yeah yeah i'm calling you what's going on what do you need bobby the world is collaboration things of
01:06:17
crashing buddy your way i i'm already in the spaceship i got to talk to you later
01:06:22
oh that's what's gonna happen lex friedman is gone he's gone living on [ __ ] monsters
01:06:27
yeah i'll take the call see there we go i got him he'll be right next to lex oh that's true what do you mean i'll
01:06:33
pretend like i'm still here though i'll give you his little castle on those feelings that's funny you're a little relationship with lex friedman he's like
01:06:38
hang on when you're like let me bobby no i'm still on earth yeah yeah i'm still on earth buddy i'm in russia it's gonna
01:06:44
be fine i know it looks bad but everything's fine tonight meet me for some food pills
01:06:50
listen i wouldn't worry about it in the world chad is purporting to be our future world uh
01:06:57
whatever president you want hey just put pop it into the you know your haptic dick pen and you
01:07:04
got val kilmer as your president if you want i wanted more of that yeah that would be cool i know that would be your experience i want to pick because we'll
01:07:10
all just be sitting there in matrix bowls full of blue gel with a [ __ ] haptic pen in the back of her head and
01:07:16
one of our ass you know how it could work it could work like this we all have to pay our tax money no no no i'm out
01:07:22
whatever that is i'm already [ __ ] you gotta pay your taxes too in quotes the government the government is just an ai
01:07:27
so you put your [ __ ] money in and then you just get a checklist of where do you want your dollar spent on what defense health care climate change
01:07:34
whatever and we all get to determine where it goes and then it produces a president like little michaela that we
01:07:41
see distributing that money in fake virtual videos and it looks different based on whatever you want to take
01:07:46
exactly you can be whatever you like right i don't want a woman being president yeah whatever kind of
01:07:52
person you are whatever kind of flavor you want all right chad you know what for years and years i've thought you were on the wrong path what about what
01:07:58
about you but wait but wait he we have a breakthrough you thought he was wrong but now you yeah i think we are good
01:08:03
friends and i apologize get there someday we will yeah and we have friends full and good friends hey do us a favor do us a favor and go watch uh dudesy it's a [ __ ] phenomenal
01:08:15
party great one bye thank you for being a bad friend bye-bye what a tremendous angry dude like [ __ ] check yourself yeah it's a comedy podcast man relax
01:08:29
yeah yeah okay what do we okay what revenge no no what i didn't say anything yeah bobby look at his attitude man live in the moment man
01:08:41
bro be present thank you guys for coming today thanks for having us thanks for having us yeah
01:08:46
this is great we did it say goodbye thank you for being my president that was so much fun [Music]