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You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Oh my god. How long was I in the
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bathroom when we at the restaurant? >> So long. >> 20 minutes at the restaurant. The moment
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I took my last bite, I was like, >> "Yeah, >> I had to go immediately." >> That was bad news bears. I should have
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wrote that girl and been like, "Not a good recommendation." [laughter] >> Yeah. my stomach. The moment I finished
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my eggs, I was like, hm, >> I think this is [laughter] >> I think this is bad. >> We both
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That was at that restaurant. >> Mine was prolonged. >> His was his was an hour later.
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>> Yeah. >> Was yours loose or did you have to >> Dude, I I want to know the consistenc
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consistency. >> You ever been to Niagara Falls? >> Now I get it. >> Identical. >> I understand.
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>> Identical. >> I Yeah, I do Pompei. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Mine are Pompei, but you do
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Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls. >> Yeah. Mine's an explosion, >> dude. That reminds me.
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>> Last Well, let me just I want to add on to the poop. >> Go. Yeah. More poop. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, last night I'm having
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dinner with my friend Jean >> and Andrea Jin hangs out. >> Jin. >> Yeah. And we're sitting there. We're
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eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of like [snorts] repositioning,
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>> shifting. >> She's shifting. >> [ __ ] Shifting. >> Yeah. Yeah. She sh She is like like
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Tatonic plates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like the world is doing. >> And by the way, it's going to it's going
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to break eventually. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Plates keep touching each other. >> Oh, there's also like icebergs detaching
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from, >> you know, there's some stuff going on here. But anyway, um let's get back to
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[laughter] >> Yeah, I'm an environmentalist. But like [laughter] I really am. I mean, Super
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Elino, the whole thing. All right. Anyway, um things are shifting. But my point is is this. She's shifting in her
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chair and I go, "You got a shit?" And she's like, "I do." I go, "Well, they have a bathroom here." And she goes, "I
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don't do public bathrooms." >> Oh, I know that. Yeah. >> And I go, "You live pretty far away."
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She, "I know. I just I'm fine." I go, "No, I can tell when shift people are shifting."
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>> You can tell a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I go, "You have 8 minutes. [laughter]
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It's going to break away." >> You see the doomsday clock? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she goes,
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"You're right." And she just gets up, gets in her car, and then when she textes me later, she goes, "I was right
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on time." >> Wow. And I knew the shifts, you know what I mean? I I know about environmental shifts. I also know about
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[ __ ] shifts. >> 8 minutes. >> Yeah. 8 minutes she got raised home. >> You've been there.
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>> Oh my god. >> The timing is like if it was a second, you know what I mean? Later, it would
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have been a disaster. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Chernobyl. >> Chernobyl. >> It would have been It would have been
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the end of the end of the end. I I did that one on the way from the airport. I threw up in my front yard. I got all the
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way to the house, [laughter] got out of MY CAR, [screaming] >> and my dog came out.
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>> Yeah, dog. They're confused about it. >> They have no idea why you throw up. When
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you throw up in front of a dog, they do they go like this. >> Yeah. Why? Why do people leave
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Chernobyl? >> Yeah. What? They shouldn't have taken off. >> I'm just saying. >> Stick around.
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>> No. No. What I'm saying is I saw the Chernobyl HBO show. That was a great show, right? But what I'm saying is
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there's a wildlife there. >> Of course. >> Yeah. And there are wolves and dogs there. They're blue. [laughter]
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>> They're blue, right? Look, they're blue, right? Yeah, but they're alive and they
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survived, right? >> So, why can't we have white walkers over there? >> Blue people.
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>> Blue people. >> Well, that's a mouth on the side of its face. [laughter] >> Yeah,
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>> that one's tough. >> That one's hard. Oh, um, speaking of that photo, I want to tell you another
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thing. I was I want to say this the other day, >> right? We talked about assimulations the
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other day. >> Oh, we did? >> Did we not? >> Yeah. >> I know you had other things to say. Am I
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interrupting you? >> No. I'd like you to I don't remember. >> I will give you the opportunity to talk
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right now. >> I don't want it. What are you going to say about simulations? >> I'll tell you what I'm going to tell you
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about simulations. >> Tell me. Tell me. >> And you try to explain this. Got it. >> All right. So, there's a legend by my
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neighborhood. >> And there's a deep legend. >> Only in your neighborhood. >> Only in my neighborhood there's a
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legend. Okay. >> Okay. And there's a legend that there's a coyote, right, with a tumor on its
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face. >> Tumor on its face. Just like a big lump on its >> No. >> It's El Man. Oh, [laughter] yeah. And I
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there's a couple of jokes I want to say that I can't say cuz we're going to have
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to cut them out. So, I'm not even going to say them, right? But it's alpha man, you know, and it's like um then a month
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ago or two months ago, Kala Kala, my ex goes, I saw it and she took a photo of it and tumor, right?
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>> Tumor, coyote tumor, >> right? But then I was with my girlfriend and we're driving down the street and
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he's standing in the middle of the road, right? And he has a bird hanging out on his head.
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>> Oh yeah. >> Not moving. It wasn't like flying around his head like flies or whatever. It was
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just like >> Do you have a picture of this? >> No, I don't have a picture of it.
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>> How did you not capture a bird on a coyote? >> Cuz I'm not I don't work for National
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Geographic. >> You quit that job. >> I quit that job, too. Yeah. Yeah. I I don't like rainforests.
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>> Okay. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. I get sweaty, you know, and I break out. You mean? So, but it there
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was a bird just chilling, a white bird, and I and I have my girlfriend to defend. Uh, she saw it, too. I go,
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"That's interesting." >> Once again, the white's riding on the back of somebody. [laughter]
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>> I know. >> Just riding on the backs of a brown >> brown, you know, tumorfaced.
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>> Well, he's doing all the work. >> And the white No, but no, but she was the gr was just chilling and I'm like,
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that's never been seen in nature. >> I've never seen something. >> I've never seen anything like
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>> No, it never goes. >> Yeah, it never does happen. But that's what I saw. Is that incredible?
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>> It's amazing. >> Is that a simulation or is that just life magic? >> Little bit of life magic, but I do
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believe simulation comes into play there for sure. >> Yeah. What is that? >> Is that an
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>> also tumor? >> So, so look at the black dog right there. That you had it on the point.
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>> This is going to make me so sad. >> No. No. The one down right there. Yeah, that one right there. That's what what
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it looks like. That's what What's >> No, that I like that. >> Yes. You do like it.
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>> I would cuz I like I like animals that have a little uh what do they call it?
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>> Tumor. [laughter] What did >> what did Bobby from King of the Hill call it? Wabishabi.
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>> Yeah. Wobbishabi. >> Dogs got a little bit of wobbishi. >> So now imagine a coyote with a white
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bird on its head. >> What does it mean when you see a white bird on another animal? It's got maybe
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this is a >> it's a symbiotic relationship, >> but there could be it could be have a
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deeper meaning socially. What does it mean when you see a white bird sitting on another animal?
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Seeing a white bird getting on another animal usually points to mutualism in nature. The bird eats ticks and
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parasites off the animal. It represents a spiritual omen of peace, purity, and unexpected partnerships.
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>> So, it does happen. >> Happens a lot. >> It's not a stipulation. >> No, it happens a lot. All right.
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>> Symbiosis. >> Symbiosis. Okay. >> Ecological symbiosis. >> Well, it's like when like you know um
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those free those those freeloading fish that riot on whales. M >> I don't know what you I think
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>> you call it like the lees or the Bobby >> Le [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Sucker fish. >> I don't Yeah. Sucker fish. >> Remoras. Yeah. Yeah. >> Anyway, they um take a free ride.
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>> That's great. >> Yeah. That's me. >> Yeah. >> For sure. >> Yeah. And I I don't I don't take offense
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of that. >> No, you shouldn't. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I you know, I I'll be honest with you. My whole life has been
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clinging onto somebody else's shirt and just just going keep going. >> Sucker fish.
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>> I'm a sucker fish. >> You're a ramoros, >> right? And I suck the soul and and
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nutrients from whoever I'm riding. Right. >> Right. And then when they're deflating,
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I grab another shirt. >> Genius. [laughter] >> Right. Keep going. What? >> We feel it.
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>> Yeah. You do. You're not somebody I've clinged on to >> ever. You cling on to me.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And I'm trying to take a scissors. [laughter] >> All right. >> You cut right through his his uh shirt.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think that you're I'm clinging on to you. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. You're clinging on to me, dude.
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No. No, no, no. You guys are clinging on to us, right? >> Who's clinging the most?
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>> Yeah. >> Both of you. >> You're clinging on to both of us. >> Yeah. One hand on each shirt.
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>> And what is MOEN doing? >> Yeah. >> Like >> dragging us down, too. >> Yes. >> No. No. Who No. Who are you? You're
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clinging on to Andrew obviously the most, >> right? So, but there's no hand on my
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shirt. >> No, there's a there's like [laughter] a finger. >> Oh. Oh, there's a hook.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting because last night I asked you, you know
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what I mean? A very friendshipike question. Oh, it was nice. >> It was a nice interaction. Then we had a
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little phone phone. >> Yeah. And then we started talking and you started laughing. Said, "Never mind.
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I don't know why I called you." >> Yeah. Because you said you had an old soul. >> Yeah. The old soul thing is annoying.
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>> It's annoying. Yeah. Yeah. We're not doing the list again. >> You said interesting though.
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>> I know. But I understand that, but we're not doing the list. >> He also said, "Is is that to start the
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show?" [laughter] >> You're already at 10 bucks. >> I know. I just did an Elmo laugh.
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>> Yeah. No, I 55 bucks I owe you already. All right. So, that's it. We're not playing this game. Con sle sle sle sle
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sle sle sle sle sle slept over on my house and I didn't want to have to wash the sheets again so we asked him
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politely to sleep on the floor and he did. He slept on the floor. >> Why are you sleeping at Andrew's house?
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>> Cuz we had to leave at 5 in the morning. >> Yeah. >> We had to go take a take a ride
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>> down to where? San Diego. >> You did that show already in Delmare? >> No, no, no. I I took a ride down there
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to go do a golf thing and came back. We filmed it >> and you filmed it >> yesterday.
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>> Yesterday. >> Down and back same day. Got back by 2:10 p.m. >> That's a fun ride.
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>> It's It was actually not bad. No. Yeah. >> Coffee. We had some chats. Yeah. >> I tried to teach him some lessons about
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life and all he wanted to do was rap to the song that was on. [laughter] >> Was it Kanye?
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>> Uh who who was on when you were annoying? >> Give me the loot. Give me the loot.
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[laughter] >> Five$5 more dollars. >> Wow. Yeah. >> The funny thing is people are going to
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think I made him sleep on the floor. >> Yeah. >> No, we didn't let him sleep in the
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house. I said backyard is topnotch for you, pal. >> You know, we watched social network
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together though and I God I had a I had a you know when you got an itch, you got
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a scratch. I saw a clip on TikTok of Social Network and I forgot how much I like the movie. Yeah.
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>> So I said, "We're going to watch it." So we rented it, watched it. >> Aaron Sorcin,
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>> genius, >> and Fincher combined. >> Brilliant. >> It's like This is like a super team.
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>> It's a super team. >> It's a It's like an un unbelievably from front to back, the movie has zero, and I
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mean zero fat. There wasn't an ounce of I'm getting bored. >> Yeah. >> It's amazing how good that movie is.
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Well, the reason why Sorcin does not let actors, you know, um improvise is because no, what I wrote is what I want.
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>> And that's why I mean, I don't know if I told you the story, but remember that
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other show that he did after West Wing? It was about Sketch >> Studio 60. >> Studio 60. So, I had an audition with
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him in the room and I'd be reading with Sorcin and I said, "Nah, >> you bailed."
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>> Oh, yeah. >> Why? >> Because I It was >> He had to memorize it. >> Yeah. Yeah, it was two pages of
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dialogue, right? And I knew his reputation of like word for word and I was like, "Yeah, I can't do this."
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>> It would have been hard. >> It would have been too hard. I mean, would you do it?
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>> You could have done it. [snorts] >> Now, I think I could do it. >> I think you could have done it.
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>> No, I could have done I was too nervous. >> I would have loved it >> because I'm a huge Westwing fan and you
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know what I mean? And that social network is network. Is that what it social network? Was that the movie?
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Yeah. Social. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love his work and I was like I can't I can't shame myself.
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>> The risk was too high. It hadn't come out at this point. >> What? >> Social network hadn't come out at this
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point. >> Lost in. >> This was 2006. I was >> Okay. Anyway, I was a Westwing fan. Can
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I say that? >> Damn mushing button. >> You have an old soul. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
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>> You know what would have been clever? It's called the social network, right? >> Yeah.
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>> Wouldn't it have been funny if they crossed out the word the >> dropped the >> Yeah, dropped the the knowing the
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framing of the movie. the social network. I'm not telling. >> And we can't wait for meta. I mean,
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that's going to be >> meta movie. >> The meta movie. >> Reckoning. >> The reckoning is what it's going to be
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called. >> Is it really? >> Yeah. The social. >> I was just kidding. They're making
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ANOTHER MOVIE. >> OH, [ __ ] I HAD NO IDEA. >> Starring uh uh >> the bear guy. >> Jeremy Allen White. Uh I don't know the
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names. I'm very good. Mikey Madison. >> Yeah. >> And um >> Strong. >> Yeah. Jeremy Strong. And I do not know
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the gentleman on the left. >> Jeremy Strong. That's Aaron Sorin. >> That's Sorcin.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> And he looks >> He looks good. >> He looks good. >> Yeah, he looks good. It looks Nolan
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good. >> Okay. I was going to say he looks different than what I remember. >> Yeah.
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>> He just looks He looks more mature. >> Yeah. But he still looks good for his age.
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>> I know. I was just going to say it didn't look like him at first. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It You know that it's
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interesting. It's like you you you drive down the street and you got you see four
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billboards with the same actors on it. >> Yeah. And and then you hear guys like um
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my old friend Matt Jones. You know Matt? >> I love Matt Jones. >> Yeah. Yeah. He was in Breaking Bad.
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>> He played Badger. >> Yeah. And he's a great guy. >> He's going viral right now.
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>> He's going viral right now. >> He's going viral because he's talking about actors not being compensated
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fairly. >> Yeah. I mean it's I mean I've been out of that game for a long time. >> Acting.
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>> No. In terms of like network, you know what I mean? Series regular >> pilot season.
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>> Pilot season. That game. I think the the last pilot I did was splitting up together.
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>> Well, you're a offer only guy. >> Mhm. >> I mean, it literally says on your page
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on your agent's website says offer only Bobby Lee. >> Yeah. >> I It It seems like it's your pronouns.
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Offer only Bobby Lee. [laughter] >> Okay. But my point is is that those days are over for me, but um and it's not
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it's not like I want it. >> No. Well, no. >> I don't want it. >> No. Yeah. >> Why bring it up?
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>> I'll bring it up because I feel bad for my friends. I see >> you know guys like Matt when I see you
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know >> because the promise of the [ __ ] strikes >> were that work was going to stay in Los
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Angeles and blossom and bloom and actors were going to get more work and crew was
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going to get more work and that was a lie and it didn't turn out to be true and people are working less than ever
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and they're getting paid less than ever so it was all [ __ ] >> and that's what you get when you use a
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hobbit as SAG president [laughter] RIGHT YOU DON'T [cheering and screaming] USE PEOPLE FROM MIDDLE Earth right in
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AND BRING THEM TO HOLLYWOOD, >> RIGHT? To run stuff. >> That's so funny, >> RIGHT? FARM,
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HAVE BABIES, dance on tables. >> That's right. >> With jugs of beer if that's what you're
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honor, I don't want him a union president. [laughter] I don't Bor >> who should be the union president. Who
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should be the SAG union president for actors? >> It could be a variety of people.
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>> It was Fran Dresser for a long time. >> Yeah. Yeah. I like her. Her her what?
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Let's do her voice. >> She would leave voicemails on your she would call actor's phones.
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>> Yeah. >> Hi, it's Fran Russer. >> Remember to vote. >> Yeah, that I like. >> The current one is Sean Aston as Bobby
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was saying, right? >> The Hobbit. >> He's the president. >> Sam Wise Gami. Sam Wise Gami is the
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president of SAG. [laughter] >> That's great. >> Yeah, I don't like it. >> I love it.
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>> Yeah, it's >> it's [ __ ] Rudy. >> YEAH, IT'S R. I DON'T WANT RUDY. HE LOST. HE PLAYED ONE GAME. [laughter]
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DID HE NOT LOSE? >> He played one game. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I hated that movie growing up growing up.
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>> Did you like that movie growing up? It's like what a loser. >> God, I know that [laughter]
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just the just the just the obvious difference of you and I is I loved that [ __ ] movie.
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>> That's the difference. >> I love that movie. >> Why Why did you love it? >> Well, it's sports, so I like sports.
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>> I I I love the movie um Hooers. Is that a movie? >> Is that a movie? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yes, it is. >> That was a really good movie. >> Such a phenomenal movie. That was a
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phenomenal movie. >> What was the movie about? >> It was about the Indiana basketball
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team. And what? >> Um, what's that? Coach King. No. Um, Bobby Knight. Is that Bobby Knight?
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>> No. >> Oh, but wasn't Bobby not the Indiana? Um, >> this movie was not about him. It
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predates him. >> It predates him. I I don't remember, but I remember watching. It's like when you
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watch that baseball movie with Robert Bradford. I don't know what it's called, but I remember it was natural.
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>> The natural. Yeah, >> that was a great movie. >> About what? >> It was about baseball. [laughter]
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>> Okay. >> And who was the lead guy in Hoosiers? What's his name? >> I don't remember. the one of the most
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famous actors of all time. >> I haven't seen who I don't know what you're doing right now. I'm just telling
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you I've seen sporting event movies and >> but you don't like them because you don't remember them. So they obviously
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didn't have an impact on you whatsoever. >> All right. What I'm saying is is that I
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can't tell you who I've never seen Benam Blackbe. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Such a good movie.
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>> Is it really? >> The best. You want to know what the best soccer movie is? Ladybugs.
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>> Oh yes. >> Ladybugs is one of the funniest soccer movies of all time. >> That's a Ladybug.
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>> Oh movie. >> Rodney Dangerfield and Ladybugs. It's absolutely hilarious. >> Okay.
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>> Could you make this today? >> No. Okay. >> Do you know what the theme of this is?
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>> It's Let me guess based on the photo. >> Just look at that photo. Tell me what
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you think it is. >> It's about a grandfather who has a granddaughter, right? And he's like,
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"Hey, you mean no [laughter] one's no one's coaching your team, right? We're going to win the championship." Hey,
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>> you nailed it so far. >> Have I really? >> No. >> All right. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I love that movie. >> Yeah. Yeah. He's probably not running like that. >> He does. No. Well,
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>> he's not. First of [laughter] all, >> in my memory. >> Okay. Ready? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Hey, this is going to be funny real fast. This is going to make you laugh. >> Okay. Go ahead.
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>> This is just the coincidence is crazy. Hi. >> What song have I been humming a lot in
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the shower? A lot. I've been humming it a lot lately. The a theme to something. >> Oh, the Rudy theme. [laughter]
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>> All right. I'll talk to you later. >> Okay. Okay. >> Bye. Bye. >> Bye. Bye. Okay. So,
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>> I've literally been humming it for some reason. This is so coincidentally weird
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lately in the shower and she's like, "Shut up. Stop it." >> Yeah. >> All day in the shower. I love that
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movie. >> You know what? I You know what? I hum. >> That's what I hum. >> Oh, I know what that is.
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>> What? >> A League of Their Own. >> No. >> Very good baseball movie. >> Yeah. [laughter] You know what that is,
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right? >> Yes, dude. Okay. John Favro. >> A Favro beginning. >> The Favro Beginning. So, let me tell you
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what Ruby Rudy is about. I I seen it one time. >> Okay. >> It's a kid who's smaller. [laughter]
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>> It's you, by the way. >> Okay. It's a success story from a tiny man who just give up.
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>> So Vince is in it. >> We met Favro. >> That's how he they met. That's how Favro, John, and who else met? The guy a
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Christmas story. What's his name? >> Peter. >> That cuz I know all three of them. Cuz I
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did a um a charade night. [laughter] >> What do you call it? A charade night. >> This is a Michael Bay night.
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>> No, no, no. It's not a Michael Bay. It's where like, you know what I mean? Where
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you have to act things out. You know, >> charades. Yeah, I did a charade night for some reason. I don't know why I was
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there. >> Whose house? >> Vince's house. >> Okay. >> It was me, Vince. It was John Favro. It
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was Peter Peter Billingsley. >> NO, THAT'S NOT THIS IS IN THE LATE '9S. >> THAT'S THE MOST HOLLYWOOD [ __ ] OF ALL
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TIME. >> THEY WEREN'T EVEN THEY HAD JUST DONE SWINGERS. >> HUGE. >> OKAY. ANYWAY, ANYWAY.
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YEAH. YEAH. I now realize that's how they met. >> Yeah. Rudy Rudy on Rudy. >> So, now do you like Rudy?
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>> No, I don't. >> And I'll tell you why. Okay. It's Let me just explain you. Get it off.
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>> Cultural phenomenon. >> All right. Just get it off. All right. >> That was our generation's obsession.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to tell you what it's about. It's a guy who's small,
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right? He can't make it into the big um football team because he's too small. >> Can't make the big show.
00:19:31
>> The big show, right? I can't That's [ __ ] rude. >> No, I'm saying it's a I made it to the
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big show. >> Because why? >> Cuz of you. >> Cuz we let you in the game. >> Okay. All right. [laughter] But I've
00:19:41
done more than one game. >> You did? Yeah. So I'm not Rudy. >> You're not. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He did one game.
00:19:49
>> He played in a game >> in the last three minutes of the game. >> Maybe less. [laughter]
00:19:54
>> Right. >> Maybe it was one play. >> Right. And then he gets a touchdown. >> No,
00:19:58
>> he doesn't even get a touchdown. He doesn't get a touchdown. >> He gets a sack.
00:20:02
>> Plays on defense. >> Oh, he plays on defense. So he gets a sack. >> Defense >> and the whole plays cheers.
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00:20:15
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00:20:22
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dude. [cough] >> I'm not ready. >> You became >> You became a hero. >> I'VE DONE MORE THAN SACKING. [laughter]
00:25:22
>> I HAVE DONE WAY MORE THAN SACKING. I'VE GOTTEN TOUCHDOWNS. You know what I mean?
00:25:25
[laughter] I've been the star of the team. Maybe not captain, right? [clears throat] But I've I've definitely
00:25:30
on the team. >> All right. You're on the team. All right. So, it's just a story of a hero.
00:25:33
>> Yeah. Yeah. And I don't I I think the payoff is not big enough for me. >> Okay.
00:25:39
>> [laughter] >> I don't even know THE SONG. I'M BASING the song based on what you
00:25:45
just ate. Let me just try to try to do it. [laughter] >> Is that what Am I close?
00:25:53
>> Yeah, you're close. It's very close. >> I've never heard of that song before.
00:25:56
>> It's good enough. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, give me one theme song from a
00:25:59
movie that sticks in your brain. >> Um, >> okay. But give me not That's so obvious.
00:26:07
Give me one that >> What are you doing? >> But everybody knows that. >> Give me one that only you love that you
00:26:13
remember. >> Okay, this is going to be hard to do. >> Yeah, let me hear. >> American Psycho.
00:26:27
[groaning] What is that? >> Can you guys guess? >> At the beginning, I thought it was very
00:26:46
good. >> No, no, no. >> But any Star Trek >> Hereditary. >> Oh, wow. >> Very good.
00:26:52
>> Not one of us got it. >> No. >> But that's if you if you're a fan of Hereditary, you know that that's what
00:26:57
happens. And that movie, seen that movie a thousand times when Peter walks up those stairs, which is, you know, and he
00:27:03
gets transformed into King Payman, right? That's the song. It's very like hornsy,
00:27:08
>> right? And then all of a sudden it becomes very dystopian and dark and then these horns that kick in.
00:27:17
[screaming] >> It's so [ __ ] horrifying. >> You're Han Zimmer. >> Yeah, >> dude. I am.
00:27:24
>> You are Hanim. The tone was >> So you asked me now. I I want aside from Rudy. [laughter] You [ __ ] bastard.
00:27:31
Right. And you can't be hacky. You can't do ET. You can't do Superman, right? Give me something that like is as that
00:27:38
specific like that. >> As specific as that? >> Yeah, it's got to be as specific as
00:27:41
that. [ __ ] face. [crying] >> I know what it is. >> What? >> Ghostbuster. >> Oh yeah, baby.
00:27:59
>> That's not specific. That's hacky. Specific. >> That's hacky. What you going to call? It's a
00:28:08
ghostbuster. [laughter] What you going to call? It's a ghostbuster. That's hacky. Give me
00:28:16
something specific. The Asian Ghostbuster is so good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who you going to call?
00:28:21
It's a ghostbuster. [laughter] All right. Now, give me something specific. >> Okay. A specific movie. A theme song
00:28:29
from a very specific movie. >> Yeah. >> Well, I've sung you the ones that I love. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You
00:28:34
put me in a corner, right? I dug my way out. >> How do I put you in a corner? I just set
00:28:38
you up. I go, "Give me a >> Yeah. And I did. I went Star Wars and went too hacky."
00:28:42
>> How was the hack? It's just I You That was easy. >> Iconic. >> It's iconic. >> Iconic.
00:28:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Top of the line. >> Um. >> Oh. Oh. Oh, I got one. >> All right.
00:28:51
>> I got one. Hold on. All this sound in my head and now I'm trying to hear the theme.
00:28:56
>> Um, >> I'm trying to do it. Hold on. >> Yeah. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh,
00:29:00
I have to hear it. >> Okay. [laughter] I know you know what what's this? It's a TV show. Where everybody knows your
00:29:08
name. >> Cheers. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But you didn't say it, Carlos. >> Oh, I thought you were asking him.
00:29:12
>> No, I said the group. It's It's a competition. >> Okay. >> Okay. Okay. >> How about this one?
00:29:17
>> Competing. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> What is it? San Francisco. >> Seinfeld. >> Oh, Seinfeld.
00:29:26
>> I love when the guy who did the Seinfeld soundtrack. [laughter] >> That's a bass. It's like a
00:29:32
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. That's >> Did you ever see that guy composing? Cuz
00:29:35
every, you know, every theme was different. >> Yeah. >> Do you know this? He wrote it and every
00:29:39
theme he would do based on the episode. Do you not know this? It was pretty impressive. There's a video about That's
00:29:45
the video. I think >> his video is incredible. >> Yeah. >> He talks about how he changes it
00:29:49
depending on the joke structure that Jerry does in the intro. [laughter] >> Stop it. It's amazingly interesting. And
00:29:56
from a guy who's a music guy, you'd think you'd appreciate the idea that he created it.
00:30:01
>> All right, there's some stuff that I want to talk about now. A video, >> American Experience, The Forgotten
00:30:07
Plague. It's about tuberculosis. I watch every American Experience by PBS, by the
00:30:13
way. >> Good. >> Yeah. Yeah. I love watch, you know, just, you know, I mean, these random
00:30:16
facts. >> Someone has to keep that channel alive. [laughter] >> And I donate to PBS, by the way.
00:30:23
>> How much? It's just like 80 bucks a year. >> That's not a lot. >> $80 a year?
00:30:28
>> Yeah. Yeah, but that's a lot. >> No, >> that's not a lot. >> Need more. >> Okay. Maybe I'll the next year I
00:30:34
redonate, I'll do 250, 300. >> Okay. >> Okay. And And [laughter] >> if you want to keep PBS alive,
00:30:42
>> I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE KEEPING PBS ALIVE. >> YOU need to But >> yeah. Yeah. There's all YOU SHOULD BE
00:30:47
EVERYONE SHOULD BE sering public broadcasting. >> 12. The average individual donation
00:30:51
including uh PBS NPR is roughly 1250 a month. An average of 140 or to 150 a year. You're less than the average
00:30:58
donation from people who don't have good jobs and they still give. They usually require a minimum of $5 per month or $60
00:31:06
a year to unlock demanding streaming features. So you did it so you could stream PBS Passport.
00:31:09
>> Yes. [laughter] PBS Passport. >> We know why you did it. So he could stream PBS Passport.
00:31:15
>> Yeah. I want to watch the shows, dude. You know what I mean? But I watch all the shows, you know.
00:31:19
>> Shame. >> It is. It is shame on me, dude. And I And if you're PBS, I apologize. And I
00:31:25
will donate more money. >> I won't. >> I know you won't, but because they have interesting things in there. Some of it,
00:31:31
for sure. >> Some of it. Yeah. There's some interesting things that I'm a big, you
00:31:36
know, um, Ken Burns fan. >> I love history and I love watching historical, you know, and I didn't know
00:31:42
anything about tuberculosis to be honest with you. >> You learn all of it now. >> Yeah. They had these tuberculosis
00:31:46
asylums here in LA which was at first for the rich like come over the sun the sunshine will um you know get you
00:31:54
healthy right so it was for the rich they had these you know beautiful asylums with courtyards people would
00:32:00
playing cricket and stuff but then all of a sudden the poor came [snorts] and then LA WAS LIKE HEY especially black
00:32:06
people and brown people they're like oh no no no no no right and it was like why
00:32:10
what's up >> different kind of TV >> it's what Yeah. BPTB. [laughter] [laughter]
00:32:25
>> BPTV. >> BD. >> BPTV. But I thought Big Dick. >> I thought you said Big Dick TV.
00:32:32
[laughter] >> Oh, BDTV. >> Yeah, BDTB. Yeah, that's what they had. >> That looks nice.
00:32:37
>> No, those were the poorer ones. The ones that um >> That looks nice facing the window.
00:32:42
>> I understand that. Yeah, but it was a brutal disease. It killed one out of seven Americans.
00:32:46
>> It [laughter] did. >> What? >> It's funny you know that stat. >> I know. I I just I have just
00:32:52
>> I'm a weird guy. >> No, he just consumed this. >> I'm a weird guy and I consume weird
00:32:56
things. >> He will forget this in a year. >> No, [snorts] I will always remember one
00:33:00
out of seven. >> Never forget. >> Okay. And in fact, note this down. A year from now when we we're [snorts] on
00:33:06
this podcast, ask me that stat >> and I'll know it. >> Well, one out of seven is pretty easy.
00:33:10
Give me another. >> Why are you always downgrading me, dude? >> I'm upgrading you.
00:33:13
>> No, no, you're Yeah, yeah. I did hereditary, >> right? Which was a pretty good, you
00:33:18
know, >> I wasn't a competition. I just asked you, "Hey, you name >> you put me in a corner. I had to fight
00:33:22
my way out." >> There was no painting >> war. >> Rewind it. >> Uh, it's a war. >> Yeah, it's another thing.
00:33:26
>> Yeah, I understand that. But we're done with that. [laughter] >> Oh, we are. >> Yeah, we're not doing it today. We did
00:33:31
it for that one day. >> That's for the whole year. >> No, we didn't. We never made that
00:33:35
contract. >> Needs a college fund. >> Okay. So, I owe you 55 bucks from the last episodes and that's it. [laughter]
00:33:40
Old soul anyway. Um, yeah. What? >> You're at 60 right now. >> I'm at $60. Whatever.
00:33:45
>> 65? >> Yeah. >> What shirt is that? Is that a Ram shirt? >> No, it's a Cotton Citizen shirt. It's
00:33:51
>> But it says LA. What? >> It just says Los Angeles Cotton Citizen. It's like a brand in WeHo.
00:33:57
>> Huh. >> That's a good shirt. But, you know, a mone shirt. You want me to do it or no?
00:34:03
>> No. Oh, wow. >> What? You want to distress it? >> Yeah. >> Let me see. Stand up.
00:34:09
>> It's a good shirt. >> I know. I don't want you to throw rocks on it and put it in your pool or
00:34:13
[laughter] whatever. Throw it in coffee. >> You don't want in the coffee pool? >> No.
00:34:16
>> But thank you. >> You don't want a Distressed by Bobby. >> No, I don't. I like
00:34:21
>> You know what? When we open up a Distress by Bobby on Melrose, you can't come to You can't come to the opening.
00:34:26
>> Yeah, it's okay. >> No, no, it's not okay. >> It's not okay. >> Some Some people like new [ __ ]
00:34:31
>> Yeah. [snorts] >> Who are you talking to? >> Yeah. When I see somebody with a brand
00:34:36
new rock tea, it offends me to the core. >> This is a brand new rock tea. [laughter]
00:34:46
>> I know. I know. And what did I say earlier? >> I didn't >> in the other room.
00:34:51
>> Uh, what? Oh, you love it. You were like, I love >> I I love your whole look.
00:34:54
>> My pants. You like my slacks? Yeah. >> No, I like the brown the the light brown
00:34:58
with the slacks and the shoes. But in my mind, I'm like, I wish that shirt was more distressed. M.
00:35:03
>> No, I like this shirt. >> Yeah. Yeah, it offends me. >> You don't even know anything about this
00:35:07
shirt about who makes it and the under. That's what you don't know. You're Mr. Like, make it look old. This is cool
00:35:12
because it's not old because some people can't get it. That's why it's nice cuz it's a collaboration. Don't worry about
00:35:19
it. >> Oh god, you're snoody today, dude. >> Yeah, well, I like it. I like high-rising and
00:35:26
[laughter] >> Yeah, I like it. Right, but um you're offending me right now. >> It's okay.
00:35:30
>> Yeah, it's not okay. >> You know what I mean? You hit it hit a nerve. >> That's a brand new rock shirt.
00:35:35
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But it's distressed. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's distressed a little bit.
00:35:38
>> You distress me a little bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You distress all of us.
00:35:41
>> I I do. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. All right. >> More dollars.
00:35:48
>> Who dress distresses you most? And let's be honest with you. With all of us. I
00:35:51
mean. Yeah. Okay. >> This is a fun game. >> Yeah. It's a great game. >> We We play this often.
00:35:55
>> I love it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I [laughter] love it. >> Andrew and I. And be honest with your
00:35:59
hearts, your soul. Please, please, please. >> And be mindful and just be logical,
00:36:03
>> please. >> None of you. You got >> No, use your critical thinking. Use your critical thinking.
00:36:09
>> Who stresses you out more? >> Who distresses you out the most? >> Yeah. Distresses you out the most.
00:36:13
>> Let's start with a Carlos. >> Oh, between the both of you, that's easy. It's you. Cuz we go on tour
00:36:19
[clears throat] together and you tell insane stories to millions of people. >> You knew that was going to backfire.
00:36:23
That's insane. How did >> I I I mean, you know, I I rock and roll with you, so Okay.
00:36:28
>> He's your boy. Yeah, >> you distress somebody's your boy. >> I like wartime. >> War is fun. Next. [laughter]
00:36:37
>> Um, you're just like harder to read. So sometimes I'm like, [snorts] is he like
00:36:42
upset about something or like why where is this energy? When Andrew is upset, >> he lost his voice because of you.
00:36:48
>> I know. When Andrew's upset, I know I usually can understand you. Sometimes you're a bit of a wild card, which is
00:36:54
what we love about you, but sometimes it just it makes it a little more distressed, but it's a part of working
00:37:00
with Bobby. I wouldn't trade it for the world. >> Wow. >> Well, nice. >> So, you
00:37:07
>> me. >> No, that's what he said. You >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> What about you? >> I'm going to go the other way, Bobby.
00:37:14
>> Yeah. >> Nice. Good. Do that. That's nice. [laughter] >> But is that the truth? Yeah. I I I don't
00:37:20
want you to go to the other way just because the flow is you I mean against me. >> You I never talked to you. So [laughter]
00:37:28
the only person who I talked to is Sandra. So >> yeah. Okay. >> No stress to be had. Okay. Right.
00:37:33
>> No stress to be had. >> Yeah. Because I I talked to Carlos the most. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean?
00:37:38
>> And we can't talk we can't talk about what we talk about, >> right? But you know I mean he knows me
00:37:44
inside and out and what I believe in. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. And you know, these are
00:37:48
things I cannot share out loud. One day I will, you know what I mean? But um so I think that's why we have a connection,
00:37:53
but also you treat me like [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. But that's fine because we've known each other for a long time.
00:37:58
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mone. Um I uh I apologize, you know, and I will be more um
00:38:06
>> No, you're >> No, no, no. I I will be an open books that you can read. >> Whoa.
00:38:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. I will be an open book that you can read. I was reaching out to you
00:38:14
last night because I was I was, you know, want to have a we had a little quick talk, right?
00:38:18
>> And I'll [snorts] be an open book from now on. Okay. And Andrea, good choice.
00:38:22
Anyway, let's move on. [laughter] >> Yeah. And you know what? I get it. I get that shirt.
00:38:27
>> It's It's a And I I want to know more about it later. >> Can I tell you >> what?
00:38:33
What [clears throat] are the pauses about? >> Pregnant. I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant.
00:38:38
Pauses. >> You're Ellis is pregnant. >> Oh, you can't say that in the mic. >> I know. But No. No, no, no, no, no, no,
00:38:43
no, no. >> You said pauses. I had said pregnant pauses. >> Paws. >> Pregnant paws.
00:38:49
>> Oh, people keep sending us this um guy cuz he looks like Andreas. >> He's the He's the president of Serbia.
00:38:55
>> Alexandar. He does look >> He does look Andreas. Yeah. Like like 15 years later.
00:38:59
>> And what does he believe in? >> Yeah. What does he believe in? >> 25. >> Bad stuff.
00:39:03
>> Alexander wants to reinstitute slavery in most parts of the world. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He believes in sweat
00:39:08
shops and manual labor for brown people. >> Wow. >> Good old times. >> So, [laughter]
00:39:16
>> so he was the prime minister of Serbia. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Nice. >> What do you think of this Ivanka? Um
00:39:23
Jared Kushner buying this island >> in Algeria. [laughter] >> You do? >> Someone's got to buy those islands.
00:39:30
>> Yeah. But do you believe the story >> that they just Yeah, I do. >> That they dived into the water.
00:39:35
>> Yeah. >> Barefoot. Yeah, I believe it. I think it's going to be great. >> Swam
00:39:40
>> Mhm. >> to some island, right? Walked >> that was for sale. >> Randomly. >> It was randomly for sale. There was no
00:39:47
for sale sign on it, by the way. >> Well, they don't put them up anymore. >> Yeah, they don't on island.
00:39:51
>> Not an island. >> Oh, yeah. >> They used to. >> We should incorporate that back. For
00:39:54
sale or not sale. >> And look at that. What is that? That's the new Fixer Upper. $24 million island.
00:39:59
Fixer Upper. >> Wow. >> That's nothing for an island. >> For the whole island. 24 million.
00:40:03
>> Wow. >> What do they want for Epstein's island? How much? That was for sale. No, no.
00:40:06
Let's not talk about that. >> No, but it was for sale for a long time. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bought it. But
00:40:10
anyway, um >> Yeah. I'm repurposing. >> Keep it exactly how it is. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:16
>> How much was uh Oh, yeah. Just so we know. >> 60 >> 60 million. It was originally listed for
00:40:22
125. Good deal. Almost half off is good. >> Yeah. But there's a lot of protests in
00:40:29
Algeria right now. >> Why, >> dude? It's it's because there's ecosystems there and animals. If you're
00:40:35
putting it up for sale, it's for sale. Don't put it up for sale. >> The government It wasn't for sale. They
00:40:39
went to the government and went, "Can we buy this?" >> Yeah, it was a dead island. So,
00:40:42
everybody wants money. The government is at fault. They If government's willing you to sell willing to sell anything.
00:40:48
Hawaii is a state in the United States. >> I understand that. I >> One of the islands is owned by
00:40:53
privately. >> I know. >> Well, that doesn't that Okay. So, what do you Who the >> But there's also an island for
00:40:58
themselves as well. >> Larry Ellison owns that island of Lai. He could just >> I know. There's also an island that that
00:41:04
foreigners and people cannot go to because it's an island for only Hawaiians. >> You would do Right. Correct.
00:41:09
>> Right. Right. >> So my point though being is is that it's tit for tat. >> No, this is an island that no one owns.
00:41:14
There's no land. There's nobody there. So why not let someone's going to buy it. Someone wants private land.
00:41:22
>> If there is real estate to be sold, it's going to get sold. >> Yeah. >> If especially if it's valuable like a
00:41:27
[ __ ] island. $24 million. >> I don't agree with it. >> Awesome. >> Yeah. It's not awesome.
00:41:31
>> It's rad. We're going to get invited. We're all going. >> Mone, are you? >> I'm with you, Bob.
00:41:35
>> You are. >> He doesn't even know why. >> Who? Me? >> Mone. He doesn't even know why. He's
00:41:40
>> You know why? Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Why? >> Cuz I don't like those people. >> Oh, so that's why they can't buy the
00:41:45
island. >> Mhm. >> Oh, those that phrase has been told before in real estate. That's not a good
00:41:49
phrase. I don't like those people. >> They shouldn't be able to buy over there. >> Yeah.
00:41:53
>> Interesting. >> Yeah. The opposite. >> Opposite. I don't know, man. It's all the same.
00:41:57
>> Well, it's apparently a very sensitive uh ecosystem. THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
00:42:02
[laughter] >> YEAH, but he who knows if they're going to take care of it. You never know.
00:42:05
>> No, they're not. You You think You think it's not California. Albania is like a
00:42:09
corrupted place. They don't care about their environment properly. >> No, they they joined NATO, right? They
00:42:14
used to be an oppressive government, right? And now they're free and they want their independence and they care
00:42:19
about their little birdies. >> What What does that do with the island? >> Yeah, because there's birds and and and
00:42:25
animals that live on the island that will be devastated by them building a gigantic resort. and ruining the [ __ ]
00:42:31
ecosystem. >> Too too bad. >> Yeah. I mean, why do you think there's a super El Nino coming in next month and
00:42:38
you you guys can say whatever you want about the Super Elino, right? And go, "Oh, you're wrong." You know, I mean,
00:42:44
you don't know. But when you're there, right, then all of a sudden you're going to be like, "You were right."
00:42:49
>> Why don't you give your house back then to the animals that used to live up in
00:42:52
Mholland? Cuz you've displaced many species from the home that you live in. >> The Indians.
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00:46:59
actually awful. You've displaced a lot of species from >> that house was built before for for way
00:47:05
before I bought. >> You're continuing the problem. >> What? So you sell your house then?
00:47:09
>> I don't have a problem. I think privatized island buys is good. [laughter] I'm the opposite. I say buy
00:47:13
all the islands, have the most fun. Earth is coming to a close. This is it. It's the end. Let's rock. It's over.
00:47:19
>> Dealize the water. >> Yeah. It feel it feels like it's over. >> Yeah. So who [ __ ] gives a [ __ ]
00:47:24
>> Yeah. That I I think that's what I'm feeling. The anxiety. It's over. >> It's over. I've accepted it. It's over.
00:47:28
>> We're not going to save anything. >> We're not saving anything. >> No. >> You know what I mean? It's just like
00:47:32
it's these ice caps are just melting. Who cares about it, right? The Pacific is warming up. You know what I mean? It
00:47:39
hasn't been like that since the 1800s. You know what I mean? We're, you know, it's Phoenix in 30 years be
00:47:45
uninhabitable. It'll be so hot. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You want to move there? >> Not now.
00:47:50
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Not if you just told me that. [laughter] >> Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:54
>> Yeah. Who gives a >> Yeah. Yeah. So my point is is that no one cares. >> It's all
00:47:59
>> but also somebody's got to do something. >> No. >> Yeah. >> Not us. >> Why not us?
00:48:06
>> I give PBS6 [laughter] a year, dude. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> Right. And you do your little c your c
00:48:14
not little but your camp. You I mean for the special Olympics. >> It's not little. It's huge.
00:48:19
>> Ho homers will be back again this year. >> I know. and I will show up for your
00:48:23
events. And that's a because you're trying. >> I I just think it does. None of it
00:48:27
matters. It's all [ __ ] Hey. Hey, how about this guy who swimming pool full of coffee and distressing shirts.
00:48:32
Fast fashion is like one of the worst things for global economy ever. It's bad. >> And you you're big fast fashion guy.
00:48:39
>> You're distressing 30 shirts in your pool. >> They're going to end up in a [ __ ]
00:48:42
river in India. >> The amount of water >> unbelievable. Yeah, you have a pool. Get
00:48:46
rid of a pool. This is the problem, dude. The libs get up in arms about [ __ ] that they're [ __ ] lying. They're
00:48:53
living in the lie. Stop living in the lie. Look at that. That's your shirts. There's all you distressed shirts. And
00:48:57
they're stressed. >> Those are [ __ ] stressed. >> I should go to that lady. [laughter]
00:49:03
>> A big bag of rock t-shirt. >> Doing a great job. >> Do you think you can run this through
00:49:07
your [ __ ] ever? [laughter] >> Make these look rad. >> That's [ __ ] is a good idea.
00:49:12
>> Shit's good. >> Let's go back around. We started with [ __ ] We end with >> What did that say? UCLA has a fast
00:49:18
fashion uh sustainability program. >> Smart. Look at that. That's what the world looks like because of those.
00:49:23
>> That's insane. >> Super Bowl shirts that never made it. >> I know. It's just I I I don't know what
00:49:27
we're doing here. >> You can't stop that. You can't stop that. It's We're We're >> Can you dream?
00:49:34
>> How about Can we be dreamers? >> We can dream about owning an island off Algeria. [laughter]
00:49:38
>> Yeah. >> What is this? This is the 300 mile swim through the Great Pacific garbage patch.
00:49:42
Yeah. 300 miles of garbage. Didn't Tony talk about that island? [laughter] >> It's an island of garbage.
00:49:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember that? >> God, look at the first photo. Look at
00:49:54
the very first photo. >> Yeah. >> Christ. >> That's crazy, dude. That's in the ocean.
00:49:59
>> No. >> Yeah. What are we doing? Mone, you and I got to do something. >> I know. We got to do something.
00:50:03
>> Yeah. You and I do. >> We'll find We'll do a foundation. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do a
00:50:07
foundation. >> We should. >> Yeah. Yeah. You want to do a found Bad Friends for Foundation?
00:50:10
>> I would actually love >> I would like to do it for the environment. No, I don't want to [ __ ]
00:50:13
the environment. >> What do you want to do it with? >> PE kids with cancer. Anything with
00:50:17
people that anything where health healthare I'll do a healthcare thing. >> I know. I I know. But here's my argument
00:50:24
with that. I think AI is going to take care of a lot of that. [laughter] >> AI is just going to fix everything.
00:50:29
>> Yeah. >> You think AI is going to fix our health? >> Oh, yeah. >> This is where you're wrong.
00:50:32
>> No, you're you're wrong. >> What is it going to do? >> It's going to um nanotech technology.
00:50:37
>> It's going to revolutionize the healthcare industry. It's going to help. >> Yes.
00:50:40
>> But it's not going to get rid of cancer. We've done this to ourselves. >> No, I think that we do have a cure for
00:50:45
cancer now. And and because and pharmaceutical pharmaceutical companies don't want us to know they're making a
00:50:52
lot of money. >> But but AI is not going to fix that. >> It's already fixed. We already can do
00:50:56
it. We could have >> I don't want to get >> Was this in the tuberculosis documentary? [laughter]
00:51:02
>> I don't know. >> It's misinformation as well. >> You You think I You think I have
00:51:06
misinformation? >> What you're saying would be classified as misinformation cuz no one
00:51:10
>> might be flagged. No one at Harvard would say we cured cancer. Like >> no. Yeah.
00:51:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you're right. Okay, you're right. It's mis everyone listening right now. It's
00:51:16
misinformation. >> Well, you know what is at Harvard? >> The algorithm on the window of Kirkland
00:51:20
Hall for Facebook. >> Now, did they keep that? Did they frame that? Is that room special at Harvard?
00:51:27
See if they kept the room that Zuckerberg wrote the algorithm on the window with Edward Saver. Edward O.
00:51:32
Saver. Zuckerberg's original dorm at Harvard H33 in uh Kirkland famously coded launch
00:51:40
Facebook largely been preserved a piece of tech history can go image go to images
00:51:45
>> I do want to >> Kirkland house baby or Harvard men were men of dignity >> that's just who's in there now those
00:51:52
kids just so much jizz on the walls of the >> Yeah. Wow. Imagine is that him? >> Wow.
00:52:00
>> Wow. He had no idea he's wearing Gap. He's still well not he still gap. >> No, he had a glow up
00:52:07
>> like only a couple years ago >> when he's >> I mean he can go to Disuel [laughter]
00:52:12
>> at least. No, >> take him to Desi. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think Andreas, you got to
00:52:15
take him to Yeah. Yeah. Because >> the guy who made out like the real bandit in this entire movie.
00:52:21
>> Yeah. >> Was who? >> Oh, the boss. >> No, the kid from Jurassic Park. >> Correct.
00:52:27
>> Correct. >> I forgot his name, but you probably remember. He made out the best because
00:52:33
what did he make? What did it say he made? >> Oh, he made like five billion >> and no one even knows his name.
00:52:39
>> Yeah, >> the kill is played by Tim from Jurassic Park. >> It's genius. >> That's right.
00:52:43
>> That guy's a genius. No one even knows his name >> cuz he didn't really do much at the
00:52:48
beginning. >> He was just a guy. He was just a homie. >> Yeah, exactly. >> You know who he was? He was a barnacle.
00:52:55
>> He was on a whale. He was a barnacle on a whale. on a white whale. >> On a white beautiful They discover they
00:53:03
they discover [sighs and gasps] >> Bad Friends ASMR. >> Get ready with us to be on Bad Friends.
00:53:13
>> Bad ASMR. Go to sleep. >> Go to sleep. Have a laugh. >> You know, people tell us that sometimes
00:53:18
they go, "I fall asleep to the podcast." >> Yeah. >> They're like, "It's so funny. I fall
00:53:21
asleep to it all the time." How's that funny? >> Great compliment. >> Well, I guess they say like the rhythm
00:53:26
of the voice helps people. >> Babies like it. had multiple friends say, "Kid babies like the rhythm of our
00:53:31
back and >> Wow, that's insane." Um, ASMR makes me horny. [sighs and gasps] >> I don't know why.
00:53:38
>> Stop listening right now, babies. [laughter] >> No, I No, no. What I'm Especially if
00:53:42
it's a woman. >> Well, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart only thought ASMR was women.
00:53:48
>> No, there's a guys that do it, too. >> Guys do it? >> Yeah. >> What are they doing?
00:53:52
>> Oh, that's >> Yeah, >> I'm going to the gym. I'm back from the gym. >> But when women do it, it's there's
00:54:01
something sensual about it. >> Look at the crew of ASMR guys. >> I know. That's insane.
00:54:06
>> Wow. >> Wow. >> You know, you know what? >> The fat Filipino I go to. >> Yeah. [laughter]
00:54:10
>> Yeah. He has a great >> You know who this is? What? >> Our fan base. >> Yeah. That's our fan base right there.
00:54:15
>> It's the most eclectic version of every guy you've ever seen. >> Yeah. >> Nondescript guy.
00:54:20
>> Yeah. There's just something about, you know, I have another app that does Elvish whispers. I think I have it on my
00:54:24
phone. >> Elvish. >> Yeah. You want to hear it? She tells why you need rocket money. [laughter]
00:54:30
>> That's a really good joke. >> Good plug. >> It's a good plug. >> Show me the women of ASMR and look at
00:54:35
what the difference will be. >> I mean, look at the the bold difference. >> The the irony being you don't see them,
00:54:42
you just hear them. >> Yep. >> Okay. Hold on. >> Um, sleep. >> Oh, here we go. Elvish whispers. I found
00:54:51
it. You want to hear what I listen to? >> Yeah. [laughter] I'm sorry it took so long for forever.
00:54:56
>> Here's one. A good one. >> Yeah, I don't want that one. >> Tingly mouth, fake spit.
00:55:00
>> You want to hear what I listen to when I go to bed? >> Hold on. >> Okay, hold on.
00:55:05
>> Give me Give me what? [snorts] >> That's not Hold on. >> And then you can add things to it. You
00:55:21
could add like makeup brush >> or you could add like um >> anything like an oak tree
00:55:28
>> or cranes. >> The noise out. >> What? >> It's so loud wind. >> Oh no, I have four things going on at
00:55:34
the same time. Hold [laughter] on. >> Oh, this is better. [snorts] >> It's kind of scary.
00:55:47
>> Iguana. Anyway, that's >> Can Rudy make out what she's saying? >> Yes. >> Yeah.
00:55:52
>> Yeah. >> Do they translate for you? >> You're gonna die [laughter] >> in four days.
00:55:57
>> No, I don't know. But uh that's what I listen to. >> We got to transition to something
00:56:02
upbeat. >> This dog was stolen in China and eaten and it was a famous dog. >> I don't know.
00:56:07
>> Okay. Stop. That's not upbeat, dude. >> They stole it for like $23 >> except for the person who ate it.
00:56:13
[laughter] >> It's a steal. It's It is a steal. That is You can feed a family, >> you know. I don't want to hear about
00:56:21
dogs, but I do want to know how they cooked them. >> Baked, pan fried, grilled. I mean, what
00:56:27
was it? >> I would smoke the meat. >> I would definitely smoke dog. >> Yeah, I would smoke dogs.
00:56:31
>> Slow smoke brisket. Like brisket >> for the winter. >> For the winter. No. >> Slow and low.
00:56:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Slow and low. >> I'll go Nordic on it. Here's what I want. I want to learn. I want to find an
00:56:41
AI girlfriend. >> You have a real one? >> I know, but I want to just see what it
00:56:45
feels like having an AI one. You want to compare your AI one to your real one? >> Yeah. See what it says.
00:56:48
>> You would like her. >> What? Yeah. What's the app that I don't even know what app like cuz you can
00:56:52
scroll through these apps like you're on Tinder. >> How real was the movie Her, >> right?
00:56:58
>> So ahead of its time, here they are. >> It's not coming. It's here. Which one?
00:57:02
>> Candy AI, Romantic AI, and Ig Girl. >> Which one's the best one, though? >> I mean, I Girl is a perfect name.
00:57:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> When they when they got the rights to that, they were like, "We're in. We're
00:57:10
done." >> Paul Schrader, who wrote Taxi Driver, has an AI girlfriend. >> Yeah. Just
00:57:14
>> Does he? >> Yeah. Test it out. >> 80 years old. >> Wow. >> Andy AI. Secrets AI. Sounds cool.
00:57:20
>> Yeah. I'm going to go Andy. Candy AI. >> Give them Candy AI. >> I'm going to download it now.
00:57:24
>> All right. It's with a C. 5.99 a month. So, are you going to give that money to
00:57:28
them or to PBS? [laughter] >> It's either It's either your Candy Girlfriend. >> Oh my god. Or or PBS tub tuberculosis
00:57:36
>> tuberculosis documentaries. >> Oh my god. >> What's more important to you? >> I would argue PBS. PBS. Yeah. PBS. Yeah.
00:57:42
Yeah. Yeah. PBS. >> [laughter] >> I think you're right. >> I spent $50 across a five AR girl
00:57:47
girlfriend apps in a week. Here's what every dollar went. What's a I want to Google who's the guy that spent the most
00:57:51
on AI girls. I I wonder there's got to be a guy who spent a ton of money on those
00:57:57
things. You know, there's some dude in Japan. Okay, this is highest figures. >> Oh, wait. They're all secret. But that's
00:58:06
funny. The Miami >> $10,000 a month. >> Wow. >> On Candy AI, Cupid AI. Treat these
00:58:12
monthly subscriptions expensive hobby. 10 grand a month for a girlfriend. >> No, but what I mean by him.
00:58:18
>> Well, yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. Yeah. When what I'm asking? >> Desi shirts. >> Yes.
00:58:23
>> All day. >> You do one payment, right? And you can talk to this person, but what else? What
00:58:27
else are the expenses? >> This is how they hook you. Let's get involved. >> You want me to download Candy?
00:58:32
>> Yeah. Because now you're going to start doing it and you're going to you're going to come back next week and go, I
00:58:35
spent $4,000 on Candy. >> Here's the difference between uh starter and premium. >> Oh, yeah. Tell me the difference. Better
00:58:41
continuity, fewer limits, more serious companion building. Core part of the product are images, sensitive add-ons
00:58:47
for voices. >> Oh, yeah. They don't get all like sexy on the basic one. >> Oh, but is there is there nudity?
00:58:54
>> I think. >> Yeah, I would imagine. >> Yeah, cuz they blur it and restrict it for
00:58:58
>> Why else do I'm going to go app store. This is just for science, >> right? And research.
00:59:05
>> You could test out other races, too. Oh, I'm Oh, I'm definitely going to go I'm
00:59:09
going to The first one I'm going to do is a different race, which is white. [laughter]
00:59:13
I'm kidding. Let's see. Candy >> in 20 years. Adenboroough does a PBS documentary and the Asian man downloads
00:59:20
the app now. >> Candy AI. >> Searching for love. >> But Bob, they don't they look like this.
00:59:25
They don't look like your girlfriend. >> I don't care. I I This is an experiment.
00:59:29
>> I think that's how they hook you. They get you there and then they get you a real one.
00:59:32
>> AI girl. >> Candy mate. >> Candy AI. There's no Candy AI. >> Candy.AI. It's probably a website.
00:59:39
>> I I'll do a different one and then you know I mean I'll let you know how it goes.
00:59:42
>> Yeah, >> I do want to know. Yeah, >> I want to see the success of this. >> Well, I'll just download one now.
00:59:46
>> Well, I want to say something to Carlos. >> Oh, no. >> Well, thank you for being a bad friend.
00:59:50
>> That's what I wanted to say. >> Oh, the river. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What is this? What do you got to show us
01:00:00
there, Carlos? What is this? >> I don't like videos up front. He hates We do it later.
01:00:03
>> Let's see it. Oh, we know whose shoes those are. >> Who's? >> That's Monar. Look at how embarrassed.
01:00:10
>> Embarrassed. >> Cutie pie. >> Oh, can I tell you about pooping? >> Watch this.
01:00:15
>> All right. >> I fake him out. I go, "Come on, man. Look up at the camera." >> That's you recording?
01:00:19
>> Yeah. Watch. >> Okay. >> He goes, "What? >> Come on." >> I know. Where'd your Oh.
01:00:23
>> Oh. underneath, baby. Double sneak. >> The same diner shits that I had that day.
01:00:32
Yeah. Woo.