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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian dude
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you two are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends
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eric griffin and i eat pizza last night no i know you guys ate pizza but then after you ate pizza he ate again with us
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he had two gigantic slices of pepperoni and jalapeno pizza and then i go you
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want more oh no man good and you didn't finish yours and he finished yours he finished then mine i know he told me
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that well he did yeah and i go he go he and then he did a yawn yeah he well he got you oh he went oh
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i'm so full i'm so full-time right i go where you going he goes i'll go home yeah he didn't go home
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he went to get more tacos well because i brought up kevin hart last night do you know that you know kevin came to the store yeah i heard so i brought up kevin
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then he was at the la he was at the laugh director because spencer wanted me to go say hi to him at the laugh after i didn't go and then they showed up to the
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store at the store also i brought him on and the crowd thought i was kidding
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because he didn't get on stage for three minutes i stood with the curtain open for three minutes that's hilarious so people were laughing because i kept
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going like this they thought it was really funny they thought yeah who got bumped well lisa trigger
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never showed up no she was canceled oh she did yeah and then it's a couple of gone and then and then yeah and steven
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fury stephen fiat bump yeah yeah funny guy though you know what he said you know he said in the green room to kevin hart to enjoy this this is really what
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is steven viewer is that stephen goes uh you don't have a arena you can go play or no did he really swear to god he is so
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so funny that dude's so funny you don't have an arena that you want to go but he said it like kind of like
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he said it again to me chris spencer was like it was very funny yeah but he i guess he said he was like so you don't
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uh there's no there's no scotia bank you can't go do the united center or the right [ __ ]
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the crypto.com is it open tonight and then he went on and but so so griff
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stayed watched kevin's set yeah and then came outside i was outside with with fahim and aristotle
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aristotle's in town uh he told me not to tell you [ __ ] he told me not to tell you why did
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he tell it you know what that's really weird i'm going to call him right now but he did say don't tell bobby hate me i don't think he hates you i don't know
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if he likes you but that's not good but those are two different things i know but i'd rather be
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one or the other i don't want to be in the middle i don't know being in the middle is kind of fun i don't like it now you shake it up a little bit no because then i have to like prove myself
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how about this do you love do you do you like her or hate her rudy i love rudy i know but you
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don't like her i hate her see yeah
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yeah he's going to go hey i'm on snl now don't put me on the [ __ ] he's been acting real
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like he's a hot shot i wanted to say something i'm gonna ask him something
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i watched the beatles documentary by the way it was amazing i gotta force her to do it
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[ __ ] him she's yoko to us 100 oh she's yoko there's a scene there's just yoga to everyone there's a scene
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where there do you know who the beatles are yeah but i don't understand who yoko is bring them a picture of yoko ono yoko
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owner literally destroyed the beatles no he didn't she made it better oh really her singing is amazing
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so yoko ono right there yoko married john lennon yeah and forced
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uh the beatles to literally shatter they were already shattering a bit he
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said i gotta call you back so he'll call us back he's talking to his high-powered agent now dude that's [ __ ] ever since he went to new york
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yeah he's been different yeah he smokes a pipe now oh my god he walks fifth avenue and smokes
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a pipe like moriarty moriarty more reality
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he's getting a little too famous yeah a little too big um no but here's what happens explain explain um yoko ono to her and
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what yoko really is so yoko was an artist yeah he was a street artist from japan
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correct she met john in new york i believe and at some he wandered into some
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you know means exhibition somewhere in the village i'm sure yeah yeah and they met
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and um she knew who he was but she was really confident
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i think she's i think she's just eclectic is a good word yeah so she did she probably didn't care she didn't care
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so anyway they start dating and she starts showing up at rehearsals she's everywhere kind of like
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you are you yeah to us and then she started giving notes now you know if b the beatles were the
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beatles were let me ask you something if the beatles were like in their on their first album
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yeah that's one thing even still i understand but they had already done revolver
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rubber soul i mean just sergeant pepper i mean they had done everything everything already yeah like right they
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were the beatles now they have four or five hit records she's in the [ __ ] i don't like that not
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good you don't sing now right john he does triple harmony
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right ringo go take nap right someone goes has to take a nap and i don't even
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know where the what's the other guy's name george yeah yeah yeah oh george she doesn't know who he is she
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doesn't even know who you are who's which one i met you met her at him a thousand times that's right he's right
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you're george yeah i'm right here yeah what do you do george what i write the music
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what the [ __ ] i know but that's who she was yeah she didn't yeah and so now you're george and these guys like us
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you're in there's a scene where she's reading a newspaper in the middle of their [ __ ] like a [ __ ] full-on
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she doesn't give a [ __ ] give a [ __ ] she's with the beatles imagine you're sick okay you know what it says to you
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imagine you start dating one of the guys in uh what's the group that you love one
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direction one direction and you're giving one direction notes on song and you're just [ __ ] them off
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the whole time you're right you're getting harry styles now right no give her someone else no harry you can't get
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in there you can't get here you can't get haircut who's the fifth guy bring up the guys is there a fifth guy let's see which one dude you can't get him you
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don't get harry potter yeah you're nuts you're not you're not leading a woman hey yeah you're nuts dude all right
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bring up the boys no left to right can you name them name the
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boys left yeah yeah can you zoom it in i want to know that white one okay okay kyle zane louie
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liam harry nyle is left zayn louie liam harry yeah all right so i say i say liam
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liam is in the the the the green the green shirt sure yeah even you yes yeah but what's the brown one's
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name that's the same one that's zayn maybe the brown one see the brown one would
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look at her and go i should i should be with you yeah yeah but i can do better yeah he could do better and i think he'd
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leave you for liam or not the brown one would spit on you the other whites wouldn't well the other whites would hit you they would hit you but not spit on
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you that's correct yeah because the problem was that harry no you you gotta have harry get him harry that's insane
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to think that you can get that guy we have ariel we have harry yeah yeah yeah okay louie louie in the middle
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no you don't get louis i know that one you don't get that one no you don't get he's second in command no which one's the ringo
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which was the ringo of the group i feel like it's the guy you named yeah you've got the green shirt what's his name again leon yeah you're for and what's
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his last name payne he's yours that's yours he's yours by the way now you're you and i do have
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we you and i are sharing harry right right okay but but just for reference but honestly yeah he
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has two tattoos right the upper body says yeah a s
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right and the bottom body says bl all right so always remember my territory i
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know i'm a waist down i'll respect that all right you respect mine right and i'm not aware
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not we're not doing this game it's not gay it's not sexual orgasm it's just buddies no
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do you share anything with us ever my food when when when tacos yeah you're
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cold the [ __ ] prop taco bell [ __ ] that's been here for three weeks proper
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bell that you brought up you want us to eat that [ __ ] still you have to share no anyway you get [ __ ] what i don't
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can you remember his name ever pain pain liam payne you get him okay so listen
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here's the deal they did two albums you're not coming in right they're international [ __ ] superstars you're
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in the recording studio right right now we're let's say now we're one direction
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we're playing right yeah yeah and then you have to stop us and correct us okay all right
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if you want if you want to be my midnight girl you will always be my midnight girl um
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excuse me sorry yeah um what yeah can you um make your voice a little bit
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louder and make it more um pleasant oh all right
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sound guy he wants it more louder and pleasant ready go again one two three go do you
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want to be sorry i'm sorry my bad that's okay we gotta say scream
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[Laughter] do you wanna
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lively though you you look angry all the time imagine imagine i would quit i would
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have quit right that's how the that's how the album imagined came that's where the song imagined oh yeah imagine because she was giving notes and they
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looked at each other like can you [ __ ] imagine yeah yeah we're going to take notes from this [ __ ] i know uh
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okay i'll sing all right here we go do you want to be my midnight girl do
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you want to be my midnight girl that's better all right better than me so i'm
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the lead now yeah can i get one more shot okay yeah do you want to be my midnight
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girl do you want to be my midnight girl that's pretty good no still not good enough [ __ ]
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i get exactly what you do i want niall to lead oh [ __ ]
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yeah and now after birthday so what does she do what is she already figured out about what she just hitting two people against each other what did she already
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figure out about what she did to the beatles exactly yeah yeah she put a wedge in between these two that's exactly exactly what she did that's
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[ __ ] you don't even know and you know exactly what she did how to do it so she wedged between the group members they
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started to resent each other therein lies the end of the beatles right so you know what you probably also do
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is what's the her boyfriend is who liam liam when liam's not around
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she says compliments yeah she goes up she goes up to other people she goes up to you i think you know you're cute too
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you know i mean if i hadn't met liam you have nice but yeah yeah nice yeah and they're like what the [ __ ] maybe some of them
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buy it they get they get a little hard oh have a nice yeah you have a nice spot and then that's another wedge and when
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they get hard and i walk in and she goes he's hard what happened he's hard
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yeah right yeah well liam's going to the bathroom let's just start with before let's start from before right
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baby i'm going to go to the bathroom that's good all right bye
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i leave now you say your compliment to him i love your voice so much oh cool thanks
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um oh thanks a lot biceps are really good oh really yeah i've been working on them
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yeah thanks a lot great wonderful oh the bathroom was nice no i've got a boner
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he has a boner no no [ __ ]
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wow exactly how it happened very good very good so now you learn about yoko
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ono that's that's what that's who she is and i just say this too though is play a little bit of yoko singing no no
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no just stop for tougher don't even do that yet all right is this that sean lennon
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johnson's son so yoko and john had a son named sean i'm a huge fan of his he's
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dope he's a great musician he sounds just like his dad super talented guy yeah and there was a time where him and
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i were dming dming each other on instagram right cool very i'm like holy [ __ ] so
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then jeremiah watkins that's sean lennon that's sean jeremiah watkins asked me to do his podcast and he has a
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yoko ono wig right and so i put the yoko winner and you know you know
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you know and we do the impression ever since i did that impression on his show he won't dm me back
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so i don't want to make fun of his mom i think it's because i'm making fun of his mom we just did it for bob i understand that but i don't want to continue
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because maybe there's still a chance doubt it probably not i doubt it i killed it yeah i love him so much does
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he know that we're comedians this is half of the fun and also probably a lot of it's in my mind a lot of it's in our
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minds probably it's in my mind but it's real it's definitely weird it's [ __ ] hate
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i know but i'm a huge that's his mom but sean he's had he has another son named julian
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and julian has one of my favorite songs of all time what is it why don't you sing it for us julian it's
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give me give me the lyrics i don't need this music but i just need the lyrics i can sing you the whole song well give it
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to me i mean we can't give me the lyrics what are the what's the song salt water oh julian lennon saltwater yeah and if you
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listen to the lyrics it really means a lot all right here you go all right here's the lyrics right here all right but i need it he needs to wait
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185 for him to read it which we made fun of me and we'll talk about that later we are a rock revolving
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around a golden sun we are a billion children rolled into
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one so when i hear about the hole in the sky
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salt water wells in my eyes oh this is
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it's about the environment it's a good song yeah yeah and he's been singing about it since the 80s so he knew about
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it so he knew that the earth was known about the earth we can learn all learners
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right love it we climb the highest mountain we make the desert bloom we're so
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ingenious we can walk on the moon well maybe but when i hear of how the forests have
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died he knew about the trees they were dying back then well yeah he's a whistleblower
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well we were deforesting for a long time i know but he knew about it he was whistleblowing everybody didn't know no he didn't okay i think he was the first
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guy okay listen to the lyrics dude it tells on itself ready what's more
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but now that's not enough for the world i love is dying and now i'm crying and
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time is not a friend no friend of mine a friend's were on a time and it slowly
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anyway i don't want to sing the whole song but i don't like this song why i just you know it's it's he's a guy
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so much stuff about i know but he back in the day we didn't know about the environment back in the 80s and yet we
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did and we did it and he was like i'm gonna write a song like my daddy did did he have an accent
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you'll see me from new york no no julian has an accent does he yeah he's born in england yeah he is oh yeah his other son
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was born in the people that's dying and my dad used to sing about it i'm gonna sing one
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can you imagine if you would get a british i would never go i'll roll on a british show i would get fired day one
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table read they're like bobby look all you have to do is come in the room right and tell the king
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that his horses are ready that's the scene that's all we want you to do yeah you gotta have a british accent bud because it's back then okay so and
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action the house is a dog first of all they're ready they're not
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dying the horses are ready the horse is so nervous because you know
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i'm an english actor yeah and i i love benedict cumberbatch i know ends in this he's in this movie they're in this movie
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in the scene they're in the scene they're sitting on the table right um what's the line again i'm sorry i know i read the script but
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all my favorites your highness your highness the horses are ready the horses are right all right are you ready here
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we go and action
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your highness yes mileage your horses are alrighty
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why do we sorry can i get it again i'm a huge fan by the way benedict
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can i get another shot so that's it that's it you're fired immediately that's it i get two shots at
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it it was so bad you do it okay ready well let can i have conversations with my kid
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hello sir how's your teeth this morning already that guy's getting fired are you a new guy because you're
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gonna say this yeah since the camera's on you yeah and i'm doing the reverse yeah right it doesn't
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matter how i sound you're right right all right because i when i when you do turn the camera around to me
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i'm gonna nail it you didn't even get into i'm getting into my character by the way oh yeah because you have a
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hunchback well i know i live out in the barns yeah you do you do i know who i am all right how was your tea and crumpets my lord
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hello one second please my lord sweetie i'm talking to the queen the horses
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my lord the horses hello hold on they're ready the horse is my lord are you seeing the
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hoses already the horses i've put new shoes on them sweetie
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couldn't use the horses already you think i could that nibble on a chicken bone listen but that was good but this is the
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director now he's asking for more lines no improvising sorry i'm so sorry
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aaron sorkin wrote this oh wait i apologize word for word right to the book thank you sorry they're very good
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scene's over you can go back to your trailer oh am i fired no you're
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i'm hot i didn't rewriting the script about you the whole move is about you now you know how one line you changed it i
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took it to the top they're all fired you're firing benedict the whole movie's you and it's just me
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on the poster yeah and then there'll be like stories about it right he did one line and it changed the
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[ __ ] fabric of show business those those black interviews where they're where they're where the celebrities are sitting there
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and it's all black and they're like what it did was more than not it was revolutionary it was
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life-changing and they cut to me going the horses are ready
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yeah yeah yeah i i would i would love to do a british role once i would love to i want
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to try one time for something like that well you're good at accents yeah but i would do cockney i can't do like proper
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british is tough like you know how fans fancy as um he's fancy spanish yeah
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you know like that's harder to do than well what's the other way to say it fans
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less fanciest less fancy spanish less fancy spanish street spanish he doesn't speak street spanish you know that right
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like in mexico you could tell people use street terms when they were talking to him he doesn't use those words that's
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interesting i've never because you know in america we obviously we all speak american right english i mean
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no no you're right the first i think america you guys speak english i speak american yeah yeah yeah we speak english right no we speak american anywho the
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british speak the english but we all but in spain obviously in different parts of the country they
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have different dialects yeah and accents yeah right and i'm sure because we also have our like
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the urban guy we have dialects we have urban dialects southern does spanish have an urban dialect
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so come in here fan no fans no no tell us from there he's on yeah yeah so you're like you're a spanish
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hip-hop music producer you trying to just say a black spanish guy no he's white but you know how some
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white like i i did a thing in korea for jyp
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what is that jyp is like the puff daddy of korea jyp yeah can we get him on the
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show he's in korea but so he called me and go he goes years ago yo yo what's up
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do you bro what's up what's up i go who's this jyp dog
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he's the puff daddy he flies me first class jyp let me see jyp he drives me flies me first class to
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korea to korea when i that's when i did the [ __ ] music video for the female group oh right you saw photos of it
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that's because of jyp jyp did it jy park yeah so this guy is p diddy yeah that's
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the p diddy wow that's my boy so like you know even koreans have a guy that has slang that's
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the slang guy so this the spanish people have that guy do you have that vance yeah they're called mexicans
00:21:52
that's what that joke is so good that joke is so good it made me not laugh that was so good it made me so
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jealous it was so good i paused and i let it absorb
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that is so [ __ ] funny here's what i want for the edit yeah i'm not kidding i'm not kidding i want you to loop that
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clip four or five times over and over again yeah they're called mexicans
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yeah they're called mexicans yeah yeah how serious seriously
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very good very good fans is this guy how do you think about jyp do you like this guy
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no do you know who he is he's 60 years old in that photo it looks pretty good to me wait do you know who this man is
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no but because his eyebrows seem like angry birds he does look like an angry bird angry
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bird he looks like an angry bird jyp is an angry bird now look at him will you side by side an
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angry bird picture with that yeah i'm not kidding i'm not kidding so good so dead on which angry bird does he look
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like the yellow one yeah don't because he's asian don't do that let me have that it's funny another good one come on
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two friends another one mexicans and now [ __ ] yeah he's not the red one no it's that one
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yay the eyebrows it's the red one no they no the yellow one they where's the yellow one let me see go right there
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it's in the middle bam right middle down middle there boom zoom in yeah that's jyp that's jyp
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that is it that's jyp jyp right there the little yellow one i think still the red
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you do yeah i'm gonna go with i think she's right oh that's yellow yellow it's the yellow guy oh really okay i'll go
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yellow i don't know why we're arguing against it but um why is that even a thing because she's hitting a couple of home
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runs what have you been up to are you going back to hawaii
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yeah you guys just get buy a house there you guys are there every [ __ ] week yeah i mean seriously you're there so much
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why don't you just go move there i don't know what i think lyla won't buy can you go to school you go to school at that my
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neighbor goes to school in hawaii my neighbor's daughter goes to school in hawaii she lives here well her parents live here but she's in
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college right now she goes to college out there why don't you go to college out there i want to no we because we covered this
00:24:04
yeah but we'll just fly her back if she flies back every week anyway what's the difference yeah and no she's you're happy at your college now right yeah
00:24:11
yeah that sounded so fake i mean she's not doing anything are you meeting anybody no any boys no any
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girlfriends one girlfriend one girlfriend she went to the harry styles concert with yeah oh
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00:27:15
i want to thank you i'm being genuine right now well so let's pick up the tab for jim poche which was
00:27:20
not cheap well i didn't even know i was a little shocked when i got the [ __ ] thing because so
00:27:27
nick schwartzen's in town he's back living in l.a back living in l.a he was away for years a year and a half and um
00:27:34
i had to go say hi so we went and had sushi at gimpachi and like an idiot i went um and i only had
00:27:40
two things i ordered like really light things like i'll have one yellow you had one cut roll one piece of sushi right
00:27:47
and like an idiot i go i'll take the tab and schwartzen looked at me and was like what is he doing yeah
00:27:52
i know immediately i'm like i go i'm your friend i want to and then as soon i did one of those like double glances i
00:27:59
went i got the bill i went but it was good to see him it was
00:28:05
awesome to see him yeah yeah he was so good at it i'm so happy he was back in town and then we went to the spot together yeah and i i didn't have a spot
00:28:11
but i came to the improv and this is what i love about pandemic being over it
00:28:17
being up there because i wasn't going up and i was up on top of the stairs at the improv to
00:28:23
watch nick go up right with all those people it just made me feel like a part of
00:28:29
the community again yeah it's a little bit more alive again it feels good it was great really good to hang out with everyone you know and then when the
00:28:35
store was awesome too store was fun as well but yeah so we went to go get food after after you guys ate pizza griff was
00:28:41
in the parking lot and i said let's go uh uh faheem said i'm hungry
00:28:47
and all that's open is like pink taco yeah i like pink taco though yeah and i said okay i'll go over that i said i'll
00:28:52
have chips and salsa i already ate sushi yeah and griff was like well yeah i mean i don't need to eat i'm not going to
00:28:58
drink and i was like well do you want to come hang out yeah fine so he comes over there we're hanging out we're sitting there he's like nine periods he goes
00:29:04
maybe i'll give myself some steak tacos
00:29:12
that's amazing and literally then two steak tacos comes and then chips come and salsa comes yeah and then queso
00:29:17
comes oh of course and then he plays it up dude he plays it off he goes like this he goes what's that soup
00:29:22
he knows what it is soup you knew he knows queso before they even took it out of the [ __ ] thing dude when they put it down and he was like i'm gonna do
00:29:29
some chips on that soup and i was like that's cheese dude that's not soup it's so obviously cheese it's so funny yeah
00:29:35
and then theo came we ate some food it was really good some people showed up to yeah because he's back in town for a
00:29:40
couple days again yeah people are coming back a little bit yeah before everyone goes for the holidays
00:29:46
yeah it's um it's gonna go to arizona by the way after the new year uh why she
00:29:51
got her booster no my mom my mom it's weird my mom will go say stuff like i see you in six months
00:29:58
like so far like he doesn't want she doesn't want to see us physically why because she's a
00:30:06
hoarder oh yeah let me just call her let's call her does she she really does collect
00:30:11
everything in the house does she have like a bad habit of like stocking up on stuff and over buying and all that [ __ ] yeah but
00:30:17
she also um does she have animals too no she has no animals but she also you know she has a
00:30:24
b b um blm not bl not blm the other one btk
00:30:30
what is that bt that's a bt bts she isn't sorry he has a bts obsession
00:30:36
you know where that yeah so she screenshots all day long photos of them
00:30:41
online i know you told me and then remastered and then she watches all the korean dramas all that stuff she eats whatever she wants because you know we
00:30:47
send her money right and she lives like a queen but she doesn't want to see us how much money do you think you send her
00:30:53
i already know how much i already know i'm the one that sends it how much i vote i've since
00:30:58
which it doesn't seem like a lot but if you think of well she already has money right from your dad no when your dad
00:31:05
died he didn't leave any money he left her no money nothing so for the last 20 years i've
00:31:11
every month for the last 20 years i've sent her 3 500 a month every month
00:31:20
wow that's great and she doesn't spend a lot so she just saves it yeah she's not
00:31:25
doing anything she's not doing that let's call her she's not going to pick up there's no way
00:31:31
please pick up i know what's her mom's name jeannie love that
00:31:37
there's no way she'll pick up please pick up her own son
00:31:43
her own son the love of her life she she's looking at her right like hey
00:31:49
by the way rolling her eyes with every ring thirty four hundred dollars [Laughter] yeah thirty three hundred dollars
00:31:55
yeah voicemail hello
00:32:00
mom oh yeah um i'm i'm doing my podcast with my friend andrew
00:32:06
in l.a hi mom oh hi no just me and my friend andrew
00:32:18
[Laughter]
00:32:23
no no that's jeremiah she met jeremiah oh yeah no no mom jeremiah is ugly huh
00:32:29
yeah i'm handsome he's nice
00:32:34
that's what you say about ugly people they're nice yeah wait so what are you doing right now mom
00:32:48
speaking english i i can okay good i'm going on a way to a
00:32:54
lifetime fitness lifetime fitness she's going to get just what are you going to do there squats
00:33:00
exercise which what exercises what do you do there mom swimming and exercise
00:33:07
oh they're two different things yeah it's the same place oh the same place do you know that bobby has never exercised
00:33:14
no i know he access us every morning to get up you know yeah it's a lot of work to just get up yeah yeah you think me
00:33:21
getting up is exercise mom oh yeah that's it [Laughter]
00:33:26
yeah so you know he got free yeah my insurance paying yeah otherwise i
00:33:33
have to weigh 100 a month oh for the insurance is paying for the membership oh they're paying for the
00:33:39
membership uh yeah they pay for me that's great right what if you're uh
00:33:44
taking baths and everything there you know are you still obsessed with the with the boy band mom
00:33:51
why what's the bts are you still obsessed with bts yeah they did
00:33:57
no they died mom it's a bad accident they died yeah yeah they didn't know they died
00:34:03
on a bus they were on a bus mom and they just died really yeah you got to look it up man
00:34:09
it's really sad yeah yeah
00:34:14
wow
00:34:27
they were dying on the way to the stadium mom mm-hmm no yeah they died they're on a fiery
00:34:33
they're on fire mom they're on fire mom can you take me next
00:34:38
discussion yes yes there'll be no one on stage because they're dead but
00:34:45
you do it you do it yeah you will you'll put on the show oh you want me to do the bts song you'd be a k-pop star
00:34:51
you could do it okay i could do that's what you can you can get everything that's what
00:34:56
you've always wanted for me right i help you okay okay mom well mom i love you
00:35:02
i'll see you soon when do you want me to come january i'll come in january can i come
00:35:08
can my friend andrew come huh yeah yeah yeah okay yeah oma
00:35:14
oma
00:35:36
i'm telling them what you just said so i said mom andrew has a small penis in korean you know what she said she goes
00:35:41
just like you're korean just like you yeah i i could hear it yes you could hear it yeah just like you i love you i
00:35:46
miss you i'll see you in january okay
00:35:53
okay all right i love you
00:36:00
text me every day i love it i we text each other every day i love it okay okay
00:36:05
love you baby okay bye
00:36:13
that's so sweet i know lifetime fitness lifetime fitness she's getting she seems clear though she seems happy yeah she
00:36:20
doesn't seem like she's losing it no is she was she losing it nobody all my family members on her side of the
00:36:25
family in the last three years of their lives they get dementia i know so but she's still clear how old
00:36:32
is she now 81. oh wow that's getting up there
00:36:38
don't make me feel bad well she's gonna die maybe january might be too soon no don't say that no bro if you
00:36:46
she dies in december and you said that i'm gonna blame you bro
00:36:52
oh that's my mom impression is that what you're doing with your face
00:36:57
so racist do your mom swim laps in the pool that's incredible she's she what if there was an exchange
00:37:03
program where you had to have a hook up with my mom i had to hook up with your mom would you do it well no
00:37:09
because my mom is still young and agile my mom from the way is an 81 year old from the west lady bro
00:37:16
look at how can i just say this show me nude i will but in a second hold on i this is because they do they do this
00:37:22
as a test the doctor's right her her vagina is fresher than elaine childs
00:37:29
elaine childs it's better no chance it's better than 81 81 okay how old is
00:37:34
your mom in her 60s pretty good big difference
00:37:40
but still we could swap maybe my grandma or something like that no that's closer to me my grandmother's closer today we're swapping moms my grandmother's 91.
00:37:48
should we call her and see if she's around yeah yeah she's the best my grandmother's literally good but it's no it's not late
00:37:54
what am i saying i didn't even know what time it was all right she probably won't answer but be nice seriously don't say anything
00:38:00
[ __ ] up don't say anything [ __ ] up i'll be mad as [ __ ] i don't know what [ __ ] up this
00:38:06
i don't know what [ __ ] up is the same way i treated your mom very nice okay what's her name mp we call her
00:38:13
nana i'm gonna call mp hello hey nana hi sweetie
00:38:18
hi sweetheart how are you my boy good babe i'm on my podcast right now you're
00:38:24
on my podcast right now with me and bobby lee the little fat korean guy remember him i showed you pictures of him
00:38:33
here i am hi i'm the fat korean guy hi i'm not a member not a member when poppy
00:38:38
was in the korean war yeah yep he was fighting these scumbags
00:38:43
that i'm sitting next to right now yeah i'm a little too young to i wasn't in the korean war and no he wouldn't know
00:38:49
he was hiding in a washroom someplace
00:38:54
but also but also the americans fought with the koreans that's right we were so we're the same team we were friends yeah
00:38:59
yeah nana what are you doing right now um not a thing honey not a thing you're
00:39:05
hanging around the house yeah i'm hanging i'm hanging all right well we just wanted to call and say hi
00:39:10
and i love you i'm coming back in a month to come say hi i'm gonna go do something for promote for a promo i'm going to come see you we'll go back out
00:39:15
to lunch oh honey i i love that i love it that you're so thoughtful and good to me oh
00:39:23
well i love you to death babe you're the best i can tell by saying you're so good to me
00:39:29
well i love you i'll call you i'll call you later i'm gonna let you go okay okay nice to meet you
00:39:35
say bye to bobby nana bye bye bye bye bye babe love ya
00:39:47
she's the greatest 91 dude bro she does love you you almost made me cry
00:39:53
did you hear the joke that she made i know but she's so sweet so sweet she loves you so much and that was such a nice thing that was like really sweet
00:40:00
bob i don't know that just hit me [ __ ] hard i don't know why she's so [ __ ]
00:40:06
pure and i like when you get emotional and so full of joy and you're a piece of [ __ ] are you really you're you're like
00:40:12
one of the worst humans i've ever [ __ ] met and and still another another human being
00:40:17
likes evil no dude dude
00:40:23
when a whole human being is so good in their nature that they see a piece of [ __ ] and an evil piece of [ __ ] and they
00:40:29
go and they go i love that right
00:40:35
and it's like you should love it you know me because it's not lovable
00:40:42
is that a lovable thing it's not a lovable thing this is the best acting you've ever done
00:40:48
really this is really you that woman she's the best is the best man i love her today wow you're
00:40:54
you're a piece of [ __ ] dude did you hear what the joke [ __ ] and i can't understand why she loves you but it's [ __ ] amazing
00:41:01
that's it gave me so much confidence in the human condition dude i'm a lovely person no you're not you're a [ __ ]
00:41:08
[ __ ] awful human being look at you oh yeah look at you [ __ ] man thank you that
00:41:13
was pure dude babe what are we wearing right here undies
00:41:19
right now what am i wearing right now everywhere i go me on these you're wearing it too i'm wearing it too and it makes us really close and you know what
00:41:25
what right now i've got my little pizzas on yeah i have my pizza pies i have my little porcupines and the thing is is that when i know you're wearing your
00:41:31
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off your first box great your grandmother i took her out to lunch is that your mother's side it's my
00:44:00
mom's mom you can tell it's the only one i got left oh because my dad's dad died
00:44:06
uh a year in the middle of covid not from covet he died because he was just old you know what's crazy i called him
00:44:12
on his birthday like the week before he died and he sounded amazing it was wild oh
00:44:19
it stinks because when you get when they get older like that you don't know you don't know you don't know yeah that's
00:44:24
why every time i go home i make sure i see her as much as i can we went out to lunch and she was funny as [ __ ] she was like she's tiny dude she's this big and
00:44:31
i was like perfect guy for me i mean let's be honest perfect high for me yeah yeah no let's talk about it uh
00:44:38
no [Laughter] we're not talking how big is your mom four or eight perfect
00:44:45
five for you dude a little backpack yeah yeah jump on my back you got a little legs right here backpack spinner around your grandma front pack
00:44:52
i have a front pack fanny pack her face is right here dude fanny pack yeah yeah yeah no i do no i do tongue jabs
00:44:58
yeah i'll do tongue jabs yeah i want to me i get to meet your mom first i get to meet your grandma
00:45:04
[Laughter] i'm going to i'm going in january i'm going to wherever your mock around my lives come to chicago i dare you to come
00:45:10
to chicago what do you mean dare i go there all the time you won't come with me just to go meet my family but i'll go
00:45:16
i'll be there i would you know what dude i would at this point in our relationship you'd come with all our
00:45:22
fights and all our [ __ ] and our love i would love ya i would totally go i would totally go well i'm playing the
00:45:27
chicago theater in february you should come in february yeah you want to do that no just come i have so much dates
00:45:32
myself i don't know what's going on yeah you're going back to hungary yeah you're going back you want to talk about that you're shooting your movie
00:45:37
you got to go all the way back to hungary to shoot a half of a scene well yeah with the movie i did last year
00:45:43
they need reshoots yeah i'm excited why because um to see the celebrities
00:45:50
you are excited to see the celebrities that's so gross to say it like that that's exactly who you are no i'm not no [ __ ] you dude yes you are no let's
00:45:58
take a vote every let's take a vote is he excited to go back for the seat of celebrities raise your hand if it's a yes rudy yes
00:46:04
that's two three the four to nothing four to one you're so excited or can you say it like this
00:46:10
i'm ready to go back to see my people you know what bobby said to me when we
00:46:16
were sitting in the rafters of the improv this is verbatim okay don't lie though i'm bobby okay we're
00:46:21
sitting next to you though i'm not okay we're sitting next to each other and he goes like this look at this up here this is awesome i
00:46:28
said yeah it is great and he goes i like being in places where other people can't get to
00:46:33
i was like exclusive places he goes exclusive places you loved it
00:46:39
so and you and you go upstairs
00:46:46
what did you say you [ __ ] say what you said say what you said you [ __ ]
00:46:52
dip [ __ ] [ __ ] dip what say what you said i i pervade them pervade them how do you say it verbatim
00:46:59
verbatim pervadium from now on it's called pervading them all right this is what i said and repeat
00:47:05
to me pervade them what you say upstairs perfectly i'm gonna tell you what i said all right randomly i go i think i opened
00:47:11
up by saying young chap i said young chap yes i did this is pervading pervade them
00:47:18
dude all right young chap right it's nice up here i said i agreed and i
00:47:24
said i wish right everyone oh [ __ ] i did i wish everyone
00:47:29
can be up here nobody believes you yes literally nobody believes i didn't [ __ ] say that [ __ ] tell the
00:47:36
audience i didn't see that that's so gross do you think after all these years they don't know who you really are these
00:47:41
people know what you're these people know you love exclusivity i said it i said it and i um but i said
00:47:47
it rudy does it sound like something he would say yeah i said it thinking that you weren't gonna say anything about it we talk you talk like this all the time
00:47:53
you talk like this on the show about exclusivity you love it you love to go to hotels where people can't get to you a little bit you love the little fancy
00:48:00
you love being fancy you're fancy you're fancier than fancy bro you're fancy as well you know it you're the most fancy
00:48:06
guy you're the most fancy guy you're so much more fancier than me dude you love golden goose shoes you love like a
00:48:12
little fans love high-tech [ __ ] golf bags high-tech golf bags
00:48:17
which one did i buy i look at your golf bags they're high-tech where are my golf bags you've never seen my golf cart yes
00:48:22
i have from the back of your nice fancy cars let's look at our cars what kind of we're not going to talk about our cars
00:48:27
but your car right is a brand new right it is i just got it it's one of those fancy six six
00:48:35
six what figures no it's not yes it is no it's a speaker i'll guarantee it it's a [ __ ] nissan cube you can look it up
00:48:41
it's forty figure [ __ ] car there's nothing it's not a cube now regardless of what it is now look at
00:48:47
my car that should be enough you don't care about cars i don't care about any of it you you i don't care about any of it
00:48:53
you're telling me you don't like fancy [ __ ] no are you [ __ ] telling me you don't like fancy [ __ ] i don't like fancy [ __ ]
00:49:00
rudy [ __ ] pipe up he loves all the fancy things and he buys
00:49:05
everything every day i don't understand i let her finish you start you you talk it up sit up
00:49:12
straight and [ __ ] let him have it tell me the stuff he buys the fancy [ __ ] he's into give it to him rude he buys so
00:49:19
many shoes but he doesn't wear it he buys clothes and i only see him wear
00:49:26
one type one time all brand name by the way fancy brands fancy brands he buys beanies lots of fancy beanies
00:49:33
lots of perfume a lot of food food food you need though that one i can't combat
00:49:39
that's it [Music] interesting jackets jackets fancy jackets he had a leather jacket last
00:49:45
night a fancy leather jacket another jacket it's funny um
00:49:51
i do that i do i use my money for ridiculous things yeah i also use my money for things like
00:49:57
um looking for things that people in the house need
00:50:02
i agree with this like um someone that's not even blood related imagine is there a non-blood person in
00:50:08
your house imagine somebody not blood related wait someone does not relate to your family lives in your home lose on
00:50:13
my home rent free rent free food payment free food free
00:50:19
uh cell phone be honest with me do i ever say you want shoes over at the mall
00:50:24
yeah you asked yeah yeah just looking at something that's not blood related not blood to lock eyes
00:50:30
with them goes hey man get whatever you want you ever does he say that to you whatever you want
00:50:36
wow yeah so do you want to take back some of the [ __ ] [ __ ] you just said no
00:50:43
i'm just being honest yeah i know but i'm saying there's two sides to every coin but the truth is you're fancy
00:50:49
as [ __ ] stop pretending you're not fancy can you admit you're fancy and we can both be fancy
00:50:54
let's ask the guys let's ask the boys then yeah pete yeah
00:51:00
ugh andres i mean jesus what did they say okay say pete again i was pete ready yeah
00:51:05
peter i was moving the mic towards my face no
00:51:11
go ahead fans fans fans go ahead and you give would you say we're both fancy yes thank you that's it they can't even
00:51:17
hear that you're not even on the mic he just said it he just said nobody hears it yes thank you we're both fancy like
00:51:23
yeah but in different ways yeah we're fancy in different ways you like high-tech golf bags i don't even own
00:51:29
them i don't even know what that cars i know i like nice cars cars i've been to your house your house
00:51:34
is like a [ __ ] showroom well that's cause we're trying to sell it it's a furniture showroom
00:51:40
what'd you say he's just clean he's clean i am very clean you get you have nice things i am very clean you have
00:51:46
nice things as well i'm actually suping up my car next to your house i told you i was literally i know you'd cross the street yeah oh yeah that's another thing
00:51:51
that's ridiculous so you already have an expensive car it's not no it's not that expensive and then what are you gonna do
00:51:57
extra to it i'm gonna i'm i'm doing i'm doing a thing tom segura actually no what uh your buddy tom [ __ ] tom what are
00:52:05
you doing extra with your time's the one that introduced me what are you doing extra with your car this is a good point i'm adding you're adding one i'm adding
00:52:11
about 250 horsepower to the engine right now yeah when i buy a car people that love it no
00:52:17
okay when i [ __ ] buy a car i go when i look at the [ __ ] you know
00:52:23
how fast it goes and right i just accept what's on the thing you don't look like it goes to
00:52:30
80 or 100 that's the limit not your [ __ ] face you're so fancy you're like you
00:52:35
know what now [ __ ] it i want to go extra hundred no for no reason i'm never gonna be able to use it yeah it's stupid it's
00:52:41
based on your ego no no and it's extra fancy [ __ ] ego that we all don't need in our lives i like fast cars so listen to
00:52:48
everybody right anybody who likes fast cars with food
00:52:53
paying rent right you're you're you have a family member that's sick that they they need right
00:52:59
and you can't get the funds this [ __ ] he's putting more horsepower into his engine
00:53:05
okay that's fancy okay but that's both fancy what does that have to do with people i don't want to make the point
00:53:10
what i can't you die you die knowing that any fan out there that likes cars will understand exactly why i want i've
00:53:16
never in my life let me tell you something my first car hyundai sonata beautiful started at the bottom all
00:53:23
right beautiful car no it's a fine car i'm saying i started there just like any average person i was paying 189 a month
00:53:28
yeah i was working hard to keep that car okay for the first time my life i bought a car i got to actually buy it didn't just lease it or rent it okay
00:53:35
i want to make it as nice as it can because i bought it i got to buy a car
00:53:41
and guys that like cars know you can do a stage one of stage two turn up and they take the [ __ ] turbo they
00:53:46
send it to germany and germany blesses it they say god bless this engine yeah germany takes it literally and they go
00:53:52
okay we have your turbo and we're gonna make it the fancy and then there is the turbo and then they send it back to it right and i put it
00:53:59
back they put it back in my car and my car it gets even more juice power and it's
00:54:05
sexy and i like that it's not for other people it's for me the same way about my shoes and that's okay yeah and that's
00:54:11
right i feel the same okay thank you and that's okay feel the same way about my shoes and that's okay okay good and that's okay okay don't roll your eyes
00:54:17
let me see your eye roll do it again to him um yeah that's good yeah
00:54:25
you don't like when people eye roll i don't like eye rolls what do you think it is it's like get out of here [ __ ]
00:54:32
that's not what that says in my head it does you can't really roll your eyes can you let me see if i can
00:54:39
are you looking up did i roll my eyes yeah look like you just looked up for a second
00:54:45
that's a good one right yeah you look like the emoji yeah yeah
00:54:51
yeah why do you think he's getting so cocky and snappy back with bob because he lets me no right you're
00:54:56
letting me get away with it i want her to be um you gotta discipline this kid dude no
00:55:02
i think she's getting more confident here's why i don't say anything because the shy girl that moved in two years ago
00:55:07
couldn't even lock eyes with anybody an american i agree because she was so intimidated by being in this country
00:55:13
right and now she's locking eyes with people and she's fighting back and i like that when we first met you were she
00:55:19
was so much more shy to me i was scared of you yeah are you scared now no no not at all right because he's been in bad
00:55:26
moods and you haven't been scared like earlier today but i'm so sweet with her i am very sweet can we talk about your
00:55:32
mood now when we first started the podcast before what was that all about because i feel like we're in a different space now i get it
00:55:39
[ __ ] give me the [ __ ] phones give me the [ __ ] phone give me the phone
00:55:44
[ __ ] so [ __ ] mad [ __ ] [ __ ] me dude it's your [ __ ]
00:55:50
venmo [ __ ] me look god damn it what you going to [ __ ]
00:55:55
pay yeah you go to [ __ ] pay yeah you got a [ __ ] scan and you scan the [ __ ] code yeah
00:56:03
at the beginning i swear to god when you were screaming i was like i don't know well you couldn't you didn't you just couldn't
00:56:08
figure out venmo it doesn't matter it's like the way to [ __ ] i know for you it's not that [ __ ] hard it's for you to react that way for even though it wasn't
00:56:16
that hard because you're it's ridiculous you're not dumb are you dumb yes oh okay i'm [ __ ] dumb well [ __ ] it's hard
00:56:23
sometimes i decide don't scream when you're so dumb sometimes it's hard for me to be around it all right well duh
00:56:30
that's me okay what's this portion of the show this is roo well this is rudy's gonna do what
00:56:36
you go ahead andres explain what you got we have a really good
00:56:41
scene for jules it's jules on pulp fiction this is jewels from pulp fiction and you're jewels from from bad friends
00:56:48
that's pretty great let's hear jules do you have you seen pulp fiction yeah but i forgot about it great yeah
00:56:55
i'll give you on i'll give you five thousand dollars right now if you tell me who the black kid in the corner the
00:57:01
actor phil um phil i know you you're nervous because you know i know his first name yeah i'm
00:57:07
so scared right now i'm scared holy [ __ ] no don't say anything you gotta get it
00:57:13
um his name is uh phil i mean you know i know him you know i do know yeah but i'm not gonna give you the
00:57:19
money unless you told me the name yeah yeah um because he was on mad
00:57:24
yeah i worked with him i know and people don't know that because it doesn't really look like him in this movie he doesn't know uh the first
00:57:31
letter is an h of his last name no uh what's the first letter i'm not gonna because it's a lot of money i'm not gonna tell you anything please
00:57:41
um this stinks okay anyway i'll just tell you fill lamar i knew it i know you don't get the money
00:57:47
go ahead so what are we going to do now you have that can you have the dialogue and we can read it i want to play the kid did you
00:57:53
just shift and fart is that what you just did my god can i tell you something about that scene what it's so loud
00:57:59
how he's yelling at that kid and the gunshots the cops would be there immediately yeah imagine being an
00:58:05
apartment next door just playing video games and you hear like why did you run what does it look like right you'd be
00:58:10
like what the [ __ ] going on over there dude like it's an apartment [ __ ] complex in santa monica everyone would have
00:58:16
heard them yelling at him for the [ __ ] five minutes yeah i mean when you're like you guys i'm playing a game
00:58:23
over here you guys what the [ __ ] is happening like for sure people would have knocked down their door yeah when um donald trump won 2016 in my best day
00:58:31
of your life you called me and you go back you go we did it yeah and i went and bought [ __ ] 50 flags
00:58:38
right because i like to sell no i like to sew outfits from the flags what kind of outfits american outfits
00:58:46
pure american outfits american outfits but donald trump won in twenty so anyway when he went so um
00:58:53
you could hear crying right like my neighbor's crying oh cause you were because you lived in
00:58:59
beechwood canyon right that's who lives up there so i remember [ __ ] the next day don't please not me dude
00:59:05
i was in the valley we were i know you were riding in our trucks
00:59:12
we did it boys the whole city of burbank
00:59:17
[Laughter]
00:59:22
and i went down to orange county so there's a lady crying and i i remember like the next day i went to my neighbor and i
00:59:27
go you were crying she goes no the cries for was from the other neighborhood i was hearing the cries from two buildings
00:59:33
down holy [ __ ] so my point is is that and she was whimpering she wasn't even you know she was kind of whimpering i
00:59:39
could hear it so gunshots and a black guy screaming at the top of his left hearing all of it i that's what i call
00:59:46
the police that would be such a funny scene if we remade this scene and just showed all the people that heard this scene taking place yeah yeah like i just
00:59:52
a guy eating outside like what the [ __ ] is going on yeah it's so loud yeah they're so fun
00:59:58
two kids playing jenna jango right and the loudest it's so loud it [ __ ] collapses what does he look like what
01:00:04
the [ __ ] man all right let's see you guys do the scene you're obviously brett i'm brett
01:00:09
yeah and you're definitely the jewels yeah ready all right let's do it and you have to do it the same way he
01:00:15
did it yeah commitment commitment scare me by the way if you disrespect this role that's that's one of the greatest actors of all
01:00:21
time you're [ __ ] on yeah right breath doesn't matter nobody knows brett knows no that's mean whoever bread is a
01:00:27
great actor sorry about that go ahead what does marcellus wallace look like
01:00:35
what what country are you from
01:00:40
what what ain't no country i've ever heard of they speak english and
01:00:46
what english [ __ ] do you speak yes yes yes then you know what i'm saying yes yes yes yes describe what
01:00:53
marcus wallace looks like
01:00:59
say what again say what again i dare you i double dare you [ __ ] say what
01:01:06
one more goddamn he's black god
01:01:11
he's bald does he look like a [ __ ] what
01:01:17
does he look like a [ __ ] then why you're trying to [ __ ] him like
01:01:23
a [ __ ] brett i didn't yes you did yes you did brett you tried
01:01:30
to [ __ ] him no no no by myself wallace don't like to be [ __ ] by anybody
01:01:35
except mrs wallace you're either bible brett yes
01:01:40
here we go this is a good one to get through commit commit commit
01:01:46
high energy convince i'm vincent all right yeah you're doing great you got to be you're doing great i'm just holding a gun
01:01:53
well there's this passage i got memorized sort of fits this occasion ezekiel 25 17 the path of the righteous
01:02:01
man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
01:02:07
tyranny of evil men blessed is he who in the name of charity
01:02:12
and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's
01:02:18
keepers and the fighter of lost children and i will strike down upon the upon thee with great vengeance and
01:02:26
furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you
01:02:31
will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee
01:02:38
very good jules good very good jules i'm sweating very good jules can i tell you
01:02:43
something what i didn't know it was that long that line when you think back you're like an avenger and you know that part but yeah
01:02:49
all the other stuff that's a long line it's a hard line to say it's a lot it's way it's so and then it makes you earn a
01:02:55
new level of respect for samuel jackson he had to do that and the timing was so good and the inflection because when he
01:03:00
goes furious anger the way he is yeah yeah yeah yeah you know fans he doesn't like him as an actor by the way
01:03:07
fancy says he's not that good sally jackson is one of the best yeah i like him no you don't
01:03:13
i like him by the way by the way your character brett because i wanted to not disrespect this guy gentlemen gentleman
01:03:18
named frank whaley shout out to frank whaley probably one of the best roles oh my god he's working like a [ __ ]
01:03:23
he's 122 titles on here yeah he's i've been seeing a million things i haven't i don't really recognize him that much i
01:03:29
think he was with swimming with sharks do you ever see that movie um there's the movies he's got listed on here are pulp fiction broken arrow the
01:03:35
doors vacancy i mean he's done a [ __ ] load of stuff swimming with sharks
01:03:41
kevin spacey frank wiley wow you ever see swimming with sharks no oh my god you have to watch this [ __ ] movie is
01:03:48
it good oh my god it's it's so kevin spacey right he plays a real like executive like he's
01:03:55
based on i don't know what executive is sharks running running this um this
01:04:00
this um oh right i remember network right or i think it's a network production company and he is so nasty in
01:04:07
it kevin spacey yeah frank whaley loses it is just like this meek assistant to
01:04:13
this like executive you know yeah mogul yeah and he
01:04:18
[ __ ] goes crazy but you knew it was also in it is um um my favorite mexican what's his name
01:04:29
see how much you guys know about one direction about one direction oh what is this fill in the blanket oh this is like finish the lyric
01:04:36
you don't know oh oh you don't know
01:04:55
it's not because we're trying to guess what one directions and lyric is you don't know oh oh oh you don't know
01:05:01
superstar your superstar yeah that's the making of yourself wait wait i'll sing it all right go ahead no well let us
01:05:07
guess and then yeah you know it yeah yeah so let us each get a couple guests i know what it is you don't know oh oh
01:05:13
you don't know you're confused confused yeah yeah yeah all right uh you don't know oh oh you don't know you're
01:05:20
mentally slow is that it no you can't put an a in it mentally no
01:05:25
i said mentally you said i'm mentally stoked no he said you don't know you're mentally slow that's good okay
01:05:31
you're mentally it's one word so you're mentally that's it mentally slow no not slow
01:05:43
oh it could be you know what it could be oh it could be o
01:05:48
or it could be you don't know oh oh you don't know you're slow you that's it no
01:05:54
you're you're slow what is the right one you don't know uh oh you don't know you're beautiful
01:06:01
it's the tone i just didn't know the but i did know the song oh did you notice there was no tone yeah i didn't know it
01:06:07
was all right did i not guess it as you said it i did all right go to the next one the story of my life i take her home
01:06:12
i blank all night to keep her warm and time is frozen all right the story of my life i take it
01:06:18
home right i call all night to keep her warm and tight it's frozen tight is
01:06:24
frozen time is frozen oh tight oh time i can't read his glory
01:06:29
let me start over the story of my life i take her home i confused i get confused
01:06:35
again i confuse all night long to keep her warm and time is frozen
01:06:40
okay yeah oh i know it i already know it did do that i actually don't know what it is
01:06:45
because i know that i knew it story of my life i take a home a [ __ ]
01:06:51
her face that's it i think that's it i heard the radio [ __ ] [ __ ] your face
01:06:57
is that it no but i do know that but she knows i know the tone the story of my life i'm
01:07:03
taking home a [ __ ] all night to keep her warm and
01:07:09
time is frozen what what is it it's not [ __ ] all night drive
01:07:15
dude these guys need to get better lyrics i drive all night what the [ __ ] all right go ahead what's the next one
01:07:21
there's a theme it's about driving yeah all these motors because let's go with the fiat
01:07:30
they can't blind me with your love nobody can drag me down
01:07:36
they can't blind me all the all these all these lights oh that's it is it like these lights it's got to be lights i
01:07:42
forgot yes it's lights [ __ ] yeah we got one all right what's the next one bob
01:07:47
okay now lights is the theme and we and we blank all night and we beam
01:07:53
we beam all night yeah and we beam all night to the best song ever
01:07:59
now i can't remember is he losing his what is it and we dance oh dance [ __ ]
01:08:05
why would it be beam why wouldn't it be beam i like beanbag i want
01:08:12
dancing is easier becoming beam beam is harder beaming all night
01:08:17
to turn into light right right right all night to beam all night is better than the idiot can dance
01:08:23
all [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] dancing [ __ ] dancing i beam but if you like cars and up in hotel rooms and you like having
01:08:31
secret little rendezvous these could be taylor swift lyrics yeah but if you like causing chaos up and up
01:08:38
what if you like causing ruckus if you're causing if you like causing mayhem up and hook
01:08:43
if you're causing causes no if you like
01:08:49
but if you but if you like causing [ __ ] up teeth if you like causing trouble in hotel
01:08:56
room is it trouble [ __ ] yeah i'm bad at this two for two all right here's the last one bob you get to do the last one
01:09:02
this is it tonight let's get some and we're old while we're young and we're old while we're young
01:09:08
tonight let's get some and we're oh wow we're young no i'm younger while we're we're younger and we're younger while
01:09:15
we're young while we're young like that that makes a lot of sense tonight let's get some and younger while
01:09:21
we're young and younger while we're younger while we're young we're younger no that is that not it no tonight let's
01:09:28
get some and live while we're young live that's so easy dude me and you should write
01:09:34
[ __ ] music lazy lazy [ __ ] lazy dude and you know what yeah these guys are so
01:09:40
rich i know we're writing this i think we're yeah we [ __ ] up it's okay we can we can do our own little band in the
01:09:46
future yeah all right anyway i love you i love you hey um welcome to 2022. hello thank you
01:09:54
for being a best friend [Music]
01:10:01
i'm going to tell you this right now jules okay okay and this is real what i'm about to say to you okay
01:10:08
this is not a joke you want to date a guy who you know in your head will get along
01:10:14
with everyone else in your life but i'm not dating i'm just saying that don't see anybody unless you meet somebody
01:10:20
that you're willing to share so we can meet the person
01:10:25
why because i'm scared what are you scared about this is what i want to get at love no because of you guys you're just gonna
01:10:33
embarrass me no we're not if he's a decent guy if he's a great guy we'll be along for the ride like if he showed up
01:10:40
yeah if you were dating samuel l jackson your boyfriend samuel jackson i love that love that guy
01:10:46
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