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HEY EVERYBODY, WE GOT THESE SHIRTS are
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hot hot hot.
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>> Yeah, they're selling out real quick
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quick quick quick.
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>> We got different color shirts. We got
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the pink. We got the yellow for Bobby
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>> Lee. Yeah, we got the
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>> And we got the gray sweater for me. For
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you.
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>> I'm a gray sweater boy.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. No, you're more pink.
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>> I'm more pink. I'm actually very pink.
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>> Yeah. So, anyway, check it out at our
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website
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>> and go to badfriend.com. bad
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badmerch.com.
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Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. you know,
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um I I shot a special and so I'm going
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to do the finally tour. Before the
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special comes out, I want to be in
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Detroit 424, Indianapolis 425, Montlair
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51, um Atlantic City 52. Just go to my
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website and check out the other day.
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It's Medford 53, San Antonio 515. And go
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check it out. Uh my it's going to be a
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theater tour, my first one. And come see
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me live. Go to bobbye.live. Hey, bad
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friends. This weekend, I'm going to be
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at the Wind Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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How about that, huh?
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>> It's gonna be great.
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>> It's going to be incredible. Come out to
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see me in Las Vegas. Then at the end of
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the month, I'm at the Lil Road Fett in
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Providence, Rhode Island. Come see me.
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The Borgat in Atlantic City. And then
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finally, Bad Friends are going to be at
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the YouTube theater uh May 8th for
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Netflix as a joke. Go to
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Anderstantino.com for those tickets.
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Santino.com.
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>> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? A
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>> white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> You two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> OH,
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>> are you wearing a bar stool sports
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shirt?
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>> Yeah.
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>> What is going on?
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>> What is going on with you? Did you order
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that online?
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>> No, it's the first sweater that I saw.
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>> Island girls. It's the Island Girls.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Island girls. It's the Island Girls.
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>> He was in my house. Yeah,
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>> it was in her closet.
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>> Is that my sweatshirt?
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>> I think so.
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>> Yeah. Also, can I just say something
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right now? You're wearing my Talking
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Heads shirt.
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>> What is that?
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>> A cat one?
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>> No, the Talking Heads. It's a Talking
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Heads on. It's a band. You never heard
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of the Talking Heads?
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>> No.
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>> Okay. But the other day you were wearing
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it.
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>> Well, I didn't notice.
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>> Oh, you can wear it. But um
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>> anyway, who does your laundry?
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>> Their their mom.
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>> Well, then sense that this
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>> Oh, that's true. That's true. Yeah. No,
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you put like a lot of shirts in a
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plastic bag and you said you can have
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this.
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>> It there's no There is no way that
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>> Why would I be wearing it?
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>> Because you stole it out of my closet,
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baby.
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>> Why would I steal it? I don't even know
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the band. We don't even go in your room.
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>> Yeah, you don't go in my room ever.
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>> No, because you cover it up. You're so
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scared of us going inside.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You poo pee? No.
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>> No.
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>> Uh you pee downstairs.
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>> Poo.
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>> What?
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>> Something happened.
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>> You pooed in my bathroom. I can tell.
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Oh, your
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>> Yeah.
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>> Your toilet.
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>> It's like coke. There's like a coconut
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oil
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>> on the seat.
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>> You slip right off of it.
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>> I slip right off of it.
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>> Why do you have a Do you have a Japanese
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toilet?
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>> Yeah.
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>> You have a Toto?
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>> Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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>> So then you like to use that? That
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>> He greets you when you go in.
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>> Welcome.
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>> Do you spray your butt?
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>> Yeah.
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>> With the water. That spray is mine.
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>> You're not allowed.
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>> No, no, no. We're not sharing that
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spray. All right.
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>> Not touching your butt.
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>> That's That spray is on reserve. It's
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not unlimited water. I put an extra a
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special
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>> O2. You know what I mean? Arowan water.
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I use air water for that spray and
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there's a limited amount in there.
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>> That's crazy. I still have uh old school
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manual toilet. I have the top tank I
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have to pull down on.
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>> Oh, you do.
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>> And that gravity's got to take it. So,
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>> I have two styles. I have that. And I
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also just have a hole in the wall. In
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the ground.
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>> A hole in the ground.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Which you're used to. You're back, baby.
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>> Back.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> How long were you gone for?
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>> Um like I'm not sure.
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>> You don't even know.
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>> No, I don't even know.
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>> Yeah. You know, the other day you said
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something and really there was the first
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time where I was like maybe my behavior
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is wrong.
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>> H what did I say? So your mom say
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something more often by the way if
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that's that's so what
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>> what was that about?
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>> You said you said
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>> cuz you're doing all the work.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> All right. You know I want to apologize
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to everybody right now. Right.
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>> Please.
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>> Everyone on the show Andrew does 95% of
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all work.
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>> 97.
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>> Whatever. 100%. I'll give you 100%.
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>> No, I do 3%. Yeah.
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>> Oh, yeah. You do you do 3%. All right.
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You guys do all the work. All right. And
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I apologize right now up front. All
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right. I'm lazy. I have no idea what is
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going on. Yeah. Right. And if you I
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would [ __ ] it up if you got me involved.
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>> I agree.
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>> You're right. So that's why I'm not
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involved.
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>> I'm allowed to go. It's annoying that
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you XYZ. And you're allowed to go but
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it's me, baby.
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>> I know
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>> it happened. this.
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>> But if I was a train builder, right,
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they'd be like, "Yeah, that the problem
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is there's no engine in it."
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>> Right.
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>> Right. And I'd be like, "My bad. You
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don't want me to do that."
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>> But you would get the whole town to just
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push the train for you. You would
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somehow be like, "Push that train.
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Push." And they would push
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>> the whole town. These two.
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>> Yeah. They would do it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Only these two. So the thing
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I wanted to say I was very mindful about
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it, Issa, is that
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>> you know your mom was talking in Tagala,
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>> Bisayiah.
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whatever it is.
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>> Tagaloo, right?
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>> Yeah. Whatever.
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>> Tagalo.
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>> Tagalo.
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>> Tagalo. Tagalo.
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>> What's Tagaloo?
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>> Nothing.
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>> It is now.
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>> So anyway, she said, you know, whatever
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the language is.
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>> And they were talking to She was talking
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to you guys and I was just walking by
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and went,
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"Right." And then you seriously looked
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at me and goes,
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>> "Stop doing that." You saw that too,
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right? YOU'RE RACIST. HUH? OH.
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>> OH. AND I WENT to my room,
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>> right? No. At first I looked at you go,
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"No, it's not."
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>> And then I went to the room. I laid in
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the bed and I went,
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>> "Andrew is really rubbing off on me.
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>> You are You're a bad influence, dude.
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>> Shut up."
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>> No. No. But I
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>> No, but I
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>> That is some dumb [ __ ] I would do in
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your house. Yeah, but I literally
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thought about it and I went, it is
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racist.
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>> It's not.
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>> It's not.
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>> It's done with love.
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>> Okay, I'm going to keep doing it then.
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>> Yeah, I'm going to keep doing
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>> it like every day.
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>> I do.
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>> I was like, I have to speak up. And I
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was like, you that's racist. And you're
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like, no, it's not. And you're screaming
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at me.
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>> Well, how about this? This is how you
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blend both of these worlds. Make fun of
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me. Teach him something to say so that
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he can respond. What he if
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>> I'm trying to learn the language. If I'm
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going to be Bobby's attorney right now,
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the reason he does that, he feels left
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out.
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>> So my client, my client feels left out
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in his own home.
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>> I want to learn it.
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>> Yeah. You know what? First of all, first
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of all, order, order,
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>> order, order.
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>> He feels left out in his own home. He's
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got these three women constantly
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playing puk ping pong in the air with
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words. He knows none of it.
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>> Oh, so I feel like you're teasing me.
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>> Yeah, you are.
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>> You're talking behind my back with You
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know what the puk is translated? Yeah.
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Bobb's fat.
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>> Bobby's fat.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Bobby, Bobby has a flat face.
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>> Why don't you teach us something so we
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can learn? Cuz I would like to learn and
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Bobby wants to learn, too.
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>> Yeah. So, I'm just trying to mimic so I
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can learn the language. I don't think it
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is racist.
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>> How do you say this place is gross?
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>> Um,
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>> I know you said that before.
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>> Say huga.
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>> Oh, you that was pretty close.
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>> Well, then go live somewhere else.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> Wait a minute. Whoa. Whoa.
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>> I'm trying to help you stop.
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>> Hey, stop. Go live somewhere rent free
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somewhere else.
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>> Oh my god. Okay.
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>> It's crazy that you somehow turned
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>> AND I AND ALSO HERE'S WHAT I do.
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>> Uhoh.
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>> Yeah. Here's what Here's what here's
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Google Filipino hostiles and see if his
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address comes up.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do I not do this? I'll
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over hear you say this is
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>> Oh my gosh.
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>> No. Okay.
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>> I over hear you say, "Yeah, I went to a
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store and I'm just trying to do your
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right accent. I went to a store and uh
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>> that's somehow more racist than the
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Pak." Yeah. Yeah,
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>> I know. And I couldn't. There was a
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dress I wanted. You know, it was $90 or
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whatever. I think I couldn't afford it
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or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for
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you?
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>> Breaks out the cash.
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>> You gave me $100.
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>> Yeah. I think that's I'm allowed to go.
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>> Yeah. You Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. And you can you can determine the
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cost. So, every time he does it, there
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should be like a swear jar. There should
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be a racist jar at your house. So, every
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time you just put 50 bucks in there.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Here's another thing that
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when you said that that's racist, I
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looked at you. I looked at you and you
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were laying on the couch and you did one
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of these faces like
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>> finally somebody said it which means
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which means that you've been thinking
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about it for years.
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>> No years and years.
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>> For years.
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>> No.
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>> Yeah. I apologize.
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>> Okay.
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>> Look at that.
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>> Yeah. But it's not going to stop.
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>> No. No. No. No.
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>> Well, mama mama thinks she's like a
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slave to Tito Bobby and she's like cuz
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Oh my
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>> Did I call her a slave?
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>> You did. You said you were going to whip
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her.
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>> Ah, well, Bob,
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>> I don't know if that's good.
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>> You're like, "When I get home, I'm going
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to whip you."
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>> How do you say indentured servitude in
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Filipino?
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>> Okay. In this context, though,
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>> and you would let her sleep outside.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But can we
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>> in the cat house?
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>> All right. Yeah, the cat house. Yeah.
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>> All right.
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>> So, can we let's can we go can we go
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back a little bit? You know, I'm sorry
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we're taking so much time on this, but I
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need to get this. This is important.
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>> Don't you think it is? All right, so
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let's let's talk about context.
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>> Yeah,
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>> context is important.
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>> It's everything.
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>> It's everything.
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>> Context is everything,
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>> isn't it?
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>> Yeah, it is.
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>> It sure is.
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>> Tell that to Whoopy Goldberg who's in
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the files.
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>> I wasn't his girlfriend.
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>> Ellen. Ellen.
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>> Ellen. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> So, here it is. Okay.
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>> You You were g You guys were gone.
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>> Yeah. for a full 24 hours.
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>> He was lonely.
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>> No, that's not what it was. I was fine
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with it.
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>> Okay,
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>> let them go.
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>> Let them go. Let my people go.
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>> But do the business first.
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>> Ah,
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>> right.
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>> Uh,
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>> so I go to my And it's going to sound
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like
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>> It sounds bad already.
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>> It's It's going to sound weird on my
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part, but Okay. I'm in the shower.
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They're gone for for a night, right?
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>> I get out of the shower and I I open up
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the towel, right? Cabinet.
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>> Cabinet. No towels.
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>> Oh my god, the blasphemy.
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>> Right. And then I look at all the, you
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know, where I hang the towels. No hang
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towels.
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>> Wow.
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>> So then I had to go to the hamper,
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right, and get a dirty towel.
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>> Whoa.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> That was yesterday.
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>> That's No. Yeah. Can I just say
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something right now? I don't think
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anyone's on my side right now. And
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>> I'm on your side.
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>> And what I want to say to you is you are
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on my side.
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>> I'm on your side.
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>> Is that Yeah.
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>> Do you not check to see if there's a
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towel prior to showering?
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>> No. I just assume she's here. She I'm
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going to open it up and there's going to
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be a stack of Now there's a stack of
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towels now, but like Right. Because
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>> there's another towel um cabinet. Why
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didn't you check that?
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>> Those those are hand towels.
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>> No.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're hand towels.
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You know they are. And I You're trying
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to make me box me in a corner.
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>> You're not that big of a guy. What? You
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could use a hand towel on his little
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body. Well, Goi got you skinny, dog.
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You're That's a hand towel.
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>> I I understand that, but the fab the
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fabric is a little different with hands.
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>> Very different. Yes. Thank you so much.
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Right. Yeah. Yeah, you are right.
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>> Here's another thing that happened. Now,
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this is going to sound even worse.
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>> All right. The water.
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>> Yeah. But it's very important. Okay.
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>> Your drinks.
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>> Yes.
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>> Your Red Bull.
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>> Yes. So,
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>> someone's been drinking my Red Bull.
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>> No, that's not what it is.
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>> Someone's been using my towels.
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>> That's not what it is.
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>> This is your go This is your Goldilocks.
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>> I wake up the next morning.
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>> Little brown bears have stole my towels.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> And my Red Bull. And I I have a little
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fridge in my room as one little little
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fridge. It's also got very art decoy
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like 1950s. It's sexy. It's red. It's
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really cute. Is it not?
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>> And who's allowed in there?
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>> What?
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>> Who's allowed in that fridge?
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>> No one.
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>> No one.
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>> That's right.
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>> Exactly. But a No. The stalker needs to
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be there.
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>> Those that stalk.
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>> The one that stalks the [ __ ] fridge
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needs to be there. Correct. Okay.
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>> It is like a hotel.
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>> It's a hotel.
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>> You're living in a hotel.
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>> Yeah. So, I wake up, right? And I'm like
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I immediately the first thing I do I
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don't wash my face, drink water or
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anything. I grab a sugar-free Red Bull.
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>> Smart.
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>> Smart.
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>> Dude, you you're really on my side, huh?
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>> 100%. You need to wake
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>> You're ride or die, huh?
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>> Always, dog.
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>> I love you.
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>> You wake up, you need what you need. And
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what was in that fridge when you woke
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up?
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>> Nothing.
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>> Nothing.
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>> Nothing. So now what do I have to do?
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>> You got to go downstairs. Sorry. Sorry.
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>> I have to open up my door,
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>> dude. I got to open up my door.
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>> Yeah. 28 ft.
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>> Yeah.
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>> To the fridge. Fridge.
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>> And then I have to then I What else? I
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have a protector.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I have a gigantic screen thing where I
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have to like
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>> You have a cage inside of your home
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>> because the cats
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>> got it
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>> right.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Then you know and then I have to walk
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what?
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>> 20 ft.
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>> 28. We measured it.
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>> 28 ft to go to the regular fridge. And
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luckily there was one left in there.
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Without that though, I'd have to go to
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the
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>> to the pantry
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>> pantry and get warm and get warm
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sugar-free Red Bull.
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>> You know, and this is the kind of [ __ ]
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Let me say something.
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>> You know, these people these people out
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here are complaining about Iran and it's
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like that's [ __ ] compared to this.
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>> This is a big deal.
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>> Whatever's happening over there. Yeah,
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you should.
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>> Whatever's going on overseas, who cares?
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>> This should be priority. You understand?
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This is much more. So, the towels
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>> in in conjunction with the sugar-free
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Red Bull, right?
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>> That's when I threatened whip.
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>> That's right.
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>> You know, conventionally, this this does
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make sense.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> And I said, I'm going to whip her when
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she gets It was a joke. You know, that
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>> she was scared.
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>> I know.
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>> Because I actually have a whip.
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>> Well, you have a whip. Yeah.
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>> That's a little scary.
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>> Yeah. I did some practicing. I had one
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of those Indiana Jones ones. You know
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what I mean?
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>> You called that to collide, too. And
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that told mama and she just got so
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scared.
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>> Well, I called her. I go, "Excuse me,
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what is going on in this day and age?
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>> What is going on
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>> in this day and age?"
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>> In this day and age.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> And so did was the problem solved?
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>> She came back way late, right? And then
00:14:19
she frantically did laundry.
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>> Yeah.
00:14:21
>> Yeah. And I didn't whip her.
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>> Good.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That's a big step. That's a good step.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So that's why that happened.
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So, what are you accusing me of now?
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>> Nothing.
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>> Yeah,
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>> that's right.
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>> I let you guys watch black people making
00:14:35
love on TV.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> What? What is that?
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>> I don't know what it is.
00:14:40
>> Show called Insecure.
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>> It's so good. But
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>> Oh, it's a Ray show.
00:14:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm
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>> so funny.
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>> So, black people are making love in your
00:14:49
living room
00:14:50
>> and you have no Red Bull.
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>> No, dude.
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>> I'm telling you this. It's worse.
00:14:54
>> We should We This needs to be
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>> I'm eating.
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>> I'm going to email Congress.
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>> Yeah. Email Congress, dude.
00:15:01
>> Email from Carlo.
00:15:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> This is nuts.
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>> This is nuts. This should go before the
00:15:06
Epstein files
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>> 100%.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. We should focus on this.
00:15:09
>> Dear Pam Bondi.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You think that stuff's bad?
00:15:12
>> Yeah.
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>> No towels, no Red Bull. Yeah. Black love
00:15:15
in the living.
00:15:15
>> Here's the third thing. Okay.
00:15:17
>> The black people making love. Okay. I
00:15:19
don't know what it is.
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>> Well, we do now.
00:15:20
>> I'm playing I know. But I was playing I
00:15:22
was eating life. What do I like to eat?
00:15:24
Live cinnamon life cereal.
00:15:26
>> The best.
00:15:27
>> It's the best.
00:15:27
>> Cuz the milk afterwards is unmatched.
00:15:29
>> Unmatched.
00:15:30
>> Get yourself some cookies to dip. It's
00:15:31
the best.
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>> Sometimes graham gram um what's it?
00:15:34
>> Graham crackers.
00:15:35
>> Golden grams.
00:15:36
>> Golden grams.
00:15:37
>> I do like Golden Grams, but I find that
00:15:38
life life milk is better than golden
00:15:40
gram milk. Golden gram milk is a little
00:15:42
too sweet.
00:15:42
>> Yeah. Cocoa Pebbles milk is good though.
00:15:45
>> Well, now we're going back to black
00:15:46
love.
00:15:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But I wasn't
00:15:48
doing Cocoa Pebbles. Now, if I was
00:15:50
eating Cocoa Pebbles and I saw black
00:15:52
love, then it would all match.
00:15:54
>> But you wanted you were eating cinnamon.
00:15:57
>> It would be, you know what I mean? It
00:15:58
would kind of be like, oh, I'm in the
00:15:59
flow state of this,
00:16:00
>> right? I'm in the black, you know what I
00:16:01
mean?
00:16:01
>> Cinnamon life. You needed Latino love on
00:16:04
TV,
00:16:04
>> right? Latin, right? So, I'm eating and
00:16:07
then I don't know what they're watching,
00:16:09
right? So, I'm eating my, you know, I
00:16:11
mean, uh, life and then I look over the
00:16:13
big,
00:16:14
>> right? And I just see this black guy
00:16:16
just pummeling this girl. That's all I I
00:16:20
don't know what they're watching. Right.
00:16:21
And I go into the LIVING ROOM GO, "WHAT
00:16:23
IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON AROUND HERE,
00:16:26
RIGHT? TURN THAT OFF, LADIES."
00:16:28
>> RIGHT. YEAH. It was unbelievable. Is
00:16:31
that your
00:16:32
>> Yeah. But the thing is the the reason
00:16:34
why I think you were so angry by it was
00:16:35
because the guy that was making love in
00:16:38
the scene was not one of the hotter
00:16:40
guys.
00:16:41
>> Is that what bothered you?
00:16:42
>> Yes.
00:16:43
>> It It's not It's because to me they're
00:16:45
like my grandkids,
00:16:47
>> right? And I'm like an old dad
00:16:49
>> and you don't want them watching this
00:16:50
kind of stuff.
00:16:50
>> Hey, what is going on around here? Yeah.
00:16:52
You know what I mean? Sheen ladies being
00:16:55
bad.
00:16:55
>> The the link to this is to a pornography
00:16:58
site. So they're putting it up on porn
00:17:00
sites now.
00:17:00
>> That's what I'm saying.
00:17:01
>> Scenes from the film. Is it on HBO?
00:17:03
>> Yeah. So they can very steamy.
00:17:04
>> They do full nudity.
00:17:05
>> Yeah.
00:17:06
>> Yeah. See? Yeah. And good for you girls.
00:17:08
Black love because it is Black History
00:17:10
Month. So thank you for supporting. God
00:17:11
bless.
00:17:12
>> I for one am pro this. I think I'm pro
00:17:14
this.
00:17:14
>> I think this is a good I'm kidding. I
00:17:16
was kidding.
00:17:17
>> But in your living room, you don't want
00:17:18
to see love making love.
00:17:19
>> It just No, it could have been It could
00:17:21
have been um Afghanis making love. It
00:17:24
would have been It could have been, you
00:17:25
know what I mean? White people making
00:17:26
love. It It doesn't matter.
00:17:28
>> So, if they were watching a show where
00:17:29
two white people are making love, you
00:17:31
you think it would have bothered you?
00:17:32
>> I'd have to be eating uh uh wedies.
00:17:35
>> Yeah.
00:17:36
>> Just
00:17:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. For me to be Yeah. Oat
00:17:39
brand.
00:17:39
>> Yeah.
00:17:41
>> Wedies. If I was eating uh Oh, yeah.
00:17:44
Like uh Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
00:17:46
>> Gay.
00:17:47
>> That's Oh, that's
00:17:48
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If there were gay
00:17:49
stuff going on, then that would be
00:17:50
>> When you pour it out of the box, it
00:17:51
goes, "Hey."
00:17:52
>> Or Froot Loops. Or Froot Loops.
00:17:53
>> Hungry.
00:17:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:55
>> Froot Loops.
00:17:56
>> Froot Loops would be the one. Yeah.
00:17:57
Yeah. So, yeah.
00:17:58
>> What is the gayest cereal there is?
00:18:00
>> I think Froot Loops.
00:18:01
>> Yeah.
00:18:01
>> Yeah. The colors.
00:18:02
>> What's the straightest cereal there is?
00:18:04
>> Oh, [ __ ] That's a good one, dude. Um,
00:18:09
what's the straightest manliest?
00:18:10
>> I would say uh regular Cheerios. No
00:18:13
honey nut.
00:18:14
>> Just like wheat Cheerios.
00:18:17
>> Yeah.
00:18:17
>> Miserable
00:18:18
>> porridge.
00:18:19
>> Yeah. Oatmeal.
00:18:20
>> Oatmeal.
00:18:21
>> That's a straight breakfast.
00:18:22
>> Like steel cut oatmeal and straight man
00:18:25
>> with no You know what I mean? Maple. No
00:18:27
raisins. Nothing.
00:18:29
>> Nothing. Just straight up steel
00:18:31
>> steel cut oatmeal. Black coffee.
00:18:33
>> Yeah.
00:18:34
>> And And a banana.
00:18:36
>> Yeah. And a You think a banana?
00:18:39
>> That's kind of gay.
00:18:40
>> Yeah.
00:18:41
>> That's gay, dude. I I can't get rid of
00:18:43
it. It just lives with me.
00:18:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:46
>> Froot Loops, jam.
00:18:49
>> Tea.
00:18:50
>> Yes.
00:18:50
>> That's a gay.
00:18:51
>> What kind of team?
00:18:52
>> Tea.
00:18:52
>> What kind of tea?
00:18:53
>> Earl Gay.
00:18:54
>> English breakfast.
00:18:56
>> Ooh.
00:18:57
>> Either or.
00:18:59
>> Or or
00:18:59
>> Hey, sweetie. What What kind of tea do
00:19:01
you want this morning?
00:19:03
>> Why don't you gray me up? It's a gray
00:19:04
day.
00:19:04
>> Yeah. What about English breakfast?
00:19:07
>> You know I like British boys.
00:19:08
>> Yeah, I know you do cuz I'm British.
00:19:09
Hello.
00:19:14
Yeah. Anyway,
00:19:15
>> we're good at going gay. We couldn't
00:19:17
figure out a straight breakfast. That's
00:19:18
how gay we are.
00:19:19
>> I know.
00:19:19
>> We were like, "What do straight guys
00:19:20
even eat?"
00:19:21
>> Yeah.
00:19:22
>> I don't know.
00:19:23
>> Yeah, we're straight.
00:19:27
>> This time around,
00:19:28
>> these are You know what these girls are?
00:19:29
>> Huh?
00:19:30
>> Um, herbal or matcha?
00:19:33
>> Oh, matcha.
00:19:35
Matcha every day.
00:19:35
>> WHAT'S UP WITH THE MATCHA?
00:19:37
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE MATCHA DOES?
00:19:38
>> Matcha is so good. Your breath stinks.
00:19:41
>> No, it doesn't.
00:19:42
>> Yoda's breath.
00:19:43
>> Yes.
00:19:43
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:44
>> Matcha I had.
00:19:45
>> Yeah.
00:19:46
>> Towels. No more. There are
00:19:50
>> matcha makes your breath stink.
00:19:53
>> And coffee.
00:19:54
>> What?
00:19:55
>> Okay. Coffee breath is bad, but matcha
00:19:58
breath exponentially worse because
00:19:59
matcha has that earthy. It gets stuck
00:20:02
back there.
00:20:03
>> Yeah.
00:20:03
>> It's gross, dude. I I
00:20:04
>> I feel like earthy breath sounds good.
00:20:07
>> No.
00:20:07
>> No. Oh, I don't like earthy breath.
00:20:08
>> No, not earthy breath. Like minty
00:20:10
breath.
00:20:10
>> Minty breath.
00:20:11
>> Yeah, minty breath.
00:20:11
>> So, yes. So, like herbal mint tea. Good
00:20:13
breath. Yeah. Fine.
00:20:14
>> Here's another thing she does is she
00:20:16
doesn't get like normal matcha. She has
00:20:19
to make it.
00:20:20
>> So does my wife every day. I hear
00:20:21
>> like grinding.
00:20:24
Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff.
00:20:26
>> Every day.
00:20:26
>> Just get it at Starbucks.
00:20:27
>> Just buy it. Thank you. Just buy it.
00:20:30
>> Postmason.
00:20:31
>> Support the local economy and buy it.
00:20:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:33
>> He'll buy it for you.
00:20:34
>> Yeah. You have to go to nip nim tacu or
00:20:37
whatever land they make it that much.
00:20:39
>> Nimatu
00:20:41
just reach right reach yourself into the
00:20:43
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00:20:44
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00:20:46
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00:23:31
>> Let's go about coffee too. It's like you
00:23:33
you coffee even the way they make coffee
00:23:35
it's just get the powder and just stir
00:23:37
it. Folders
00:23:38
>> folders it.
00:23:38
>> It folders it. Yeah. Not you
00:23:41
>> you got to get the cylindrical thing
00:23:42
where you have to you know what I mean?
00:23:45
>> You know what I'm saying?
00:23:46
>> The drip.
00:23:46
>> Not just the drip. The one that Don't
00:23:48
talk to me like that.
00:23:51
Dude, as soon as as soon as her sister's
00:23:53
here, she gets real toty.
00:23:54
>> I know. Yeah.
00:23:56
>> Her confidence goes through the roof.
00:23:58
She becomes a little bully. That's
00:24:00
You're bullying me.
00:24:01
>> Oh my gosh. Let me tell YOU SCREAMING AT
00:24:04
ME.
00:24:05
>> WHY ARE WE She's been a bully.
00:24:07
>> Oh my gosh. Literally.
00:24:08
>> Name me some.
00:24:09
>> I've learned it's like so normal to me
00:24:12
now that I've learned not to even like
00:24:14
react to it. And she's like there would
00:24:16
be like I would accidentally throw her
00:24:19
sanitizer on the floor of her car and
00:24:20
she's like DON'T [ __ ] THROW THAT in
00:24:22
there you [ __ ] And she's and I'm like
00:24:24
okay chill
00:24:25
>> Rudy that car has to be protected.
00:24:28
>> So grumpy lately.
00:24:30
>> Had you seen your car?
00:24:31
>> Yeah.
00:24:34
>> It's dirty.
00:24:34
>> I can't believe it.
00:24:35
>> You think it's a Benz?
00:24:37
>> I can make it dirty. Not other people.
00:24:39
>> WA
00:24:40
>> WA.
00:24:41
>> SO YOU YELL at her and you say, "Don't
00:24:42
put that there, you bitch."
00:24:44
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then do you ever say,
00:24:45
"Sorry, I just don't like stuff on the
00:24:47
floor." You just let that ride.
00:24:48
>> No, she just laughs, right?
00:24:49
>> She's a bully.
00:24:50
>> Yeah, you're a bully.
00:24:50
>> Even last night while she was like
00:24:52
trying to sleep and she was snoring, I
00:24:54
had to like wake her up.
00:24:55
>> Screaming at stop snoring.
00:24:57
>> Yeah. What are you snoring so much?
00:24:59
>> Because I haven't been getting a good
00:25:01
sleep lately. Like the one night I slept
00:25:04
properly and she was like, "Why the [ __ ]
00:25:06
are you snoring?"
00:25:07
>> Well, you could have a deviated septum
00:25:08
or you could have sleep apnnea.
00:25:10
>> Mhm.
00:25:11
>> You could be dying in your sleep and not
00:25:12
know it. Yep.
00:25:13
>> I think I have it.
00:25:15
>> You think?
00:25:15
>> Yeah, cuz sometimes I wake up like
00:25:20
>> that's not good.
00:25:21
>> The machine.
00:25:22
>> I don't. But I definitely I do.
00:25:25
>> I got I need one cuz I wake up like
00:25:27
>> I'm going to tell you, brother. It's
00:25:28
impossible to sleep with.
00:25:31
>> What? To look like Bane. I mean,
00:25:33
>> it's not just that
00:25:35
>> cuz if you get the nose one, right?
00:25:37
Right. It's like it's just air coming
00:25:40
out of it. Right. But like 3:00 in the
00:25:42
morning, you adjust a little bit and
00:25:43
then one of them things comes out,
00:25:45
right? And then all of a sudden it's
00:25:47
spraying in your [ __ ] eye.
00:25:51
It's the worst.
00:25:51
>> I mean, you that you look like a cancer
00:25:53
patient.
00:25:54
>> Yeah.
00:25:54
>> Put that You put that on.
00:25:55
>> I got to get one.
00:25:56
>> It's so hard.
00:25:57
>> I got to get one.
00:25:57
>> Yeah.
00:25:58
>> It's good for you. It It's It's probably
00:25:59
going to save me from having a heart
00:26:00
attack in my sleep.
00:26:01
>> And then the water runs out of the
00:26:03
machine, right? So it makes it sound
00:26:04
like
00:26:05
>> Oh, like a like a humidifier.
00:26:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. But all the water's gone. So
00:26:08
it's now like the then whatever the
00:26:10
thing is sucking up nothing. Yeah.
00:26:14
>> Yeah.
00:26:14
>> You wake up from that and then you're
00:26:15
mad. You fill that up. Then you go
00:26:17
fridge AND THERE'S NO [ __ ] RED BULL.
00:26:22
>> You none.
00:26:24
>> It's crazy. What kind of world do we
00:26:26
live in, dude?
00:26:27
>> It's chaos, man.
00:26:28
>> Mama said sorry.
00:26:29
>> Yeah.
00:26:29
>> And I and I said okay.
00:26:31
>> Tell your mom. I said I love your mom.
00:26:32
One of the nicest people.
00:26:34
>> She is a nice
00:26:35
>> She's so sweet and funny. She's going to
00:26:37
come back on this.
00:26:37
>> Well, I don't know about sweet.
00:26:39
>> Well, to me, she's sweet to me.
00:26:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. She used to be a bully back
00:26:42
in her day. I heard.
00:26:44
>> Yeah.
00:26:44
>> Well, where do you think she got it
00:26:45
from? I know.
00:26:46
>> And now she's imposing it on her. So,
00:26:48
she's going to be at some point.
00:26:49
>> Oh, she's the worst.
00:26:50
>> She'll turn into
00:26:52
>> I'm a [ __ ] headliner. Don't ever say
00:26:55
I'm racist.
00:26:57
>> But it's true.
00:26:58
>> I'm an international headliner. You're
00:27:00
calling me a racist in my face? You're
00:27:02
17 years old.
00:27:03
>> Yeah. What? So then what would they be?
00:27:05
Mikers. Open micers in your house.
00:27:06
>> They're not even comics. They're not in
00:27:08
the same realm.
00:27:09
>> Well, in this world, they'd have to be
00:27:10
if you're a headliner. Otherwise, you're
00:27:12
just Tito.
00:27:13
>> Yeah. So, it's like you're an open
00:27:14
micer, man.
00:27:15
>> Pay your dues. You got to pay your dues.
00:27:16
>> You got to pay your dues, man. You know,
00:27:17
>> you got to pay your dues.
00:27:18
>> But yeah, I will try to curb some of the
00:27:21
racism. I really No, I'm being real.
00:27:23
>> I'd rather you
00:27:23
>> cuz when she said it, it felt real.
00:27:25
>> Say it the way you said it.
00:27:27
>> It was funny though.
00:27:28
>> Yeah.
00:27:28
>> Say it the way you said it.
00:27:29
>> That's racist. And he was like, he just
00:27:31
screamed at me cuz you know,
00:27:32
>> very abrupt. That's racist. Her face was
00:27:35
very like
00:27:35
>> Yeah, it felt like different. I was
00:27:37
like,
00:27:38
>> "Have you ever been racist to him?"
00:27:40
>> I have never been racist to him.
00:27:42
>> Never.
00:27:43
>> No, she hasn't.
00:27:44
>> Rudy?
00:27:44
>> No.
00:27:45
>> I don't even think about it.
00:27:46
>> Rudy's a
00:27:52
>> Is that racism? I mean,
00:27:54
>> no. See, that's all racist. Everyone
00:27:56
>> She's so rude to me.
00:27:58
>> No, I'm not.
00:27:59
>> You're just It Here's what you are.
00:28:01
>> Rudy. It's like, you know, we met on
00:28:03
like Craigslist and you're like, "Can I
00:28:06
get a room?"
00:28:06
>> Just a roommate.
00:28:07
>> Yeah, roommate. You know what I mean?
00:28:08
So, we don't have anything in common.
00:28:11
It's like, "Good morning. Good morning."
00:28:13
You know what I mean? There's nothing.
00:28:14
>> That sucks.
00:28:15
>> I tried to connect with you. I told you
00:28:16
to watch the Knights of the Seven
00:28:18
Kingdoms at all. And you don't want to
00:28:20
watch it.
00:28:21
>> I know. I
00:28:22
>> So good.
00:28:23
>> Did What did I say, Jules?
00:28:25
>> You said
00:28:25
>> What the [ __ ] did I say?
00:28:27
>> You said you'd wait for the whole
00:28:29
episode to be out. Yeah, because I I
00:28:31
learned my lesson from Game of Thrones.
00:28:33
>> But to connect, we can watch it
00:28:34
together.
00:28:35
>> Yeah, we tried with Pluribus and you
00:28:39
said I don't want to watch it anymore.
00:28:40
>> I love Plurbus.
00:28:41
>> I do too. They stopped watching it. I
00:28:43
go, let's watch. No, no, we don't want
00:28:45
to watch. Who's scary?
00:28:45
>> It's not boring.
00:28:46
>> No, it's not.
00:28:48
>> Oh, you're boring.
00:28:48
>> Yeah, it's not boring.
00:28:49
>> Yeah. Yeah. But this show I heard
00:28:52
because you don't like it because
00:28:53
there's white love in it.
00:28:54
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:54
>> Well, they also they they the other day
00:28:57
they saw an episode and they all all
00:28:59
three of them were on the couch crying.
00:29:03
>> At what TV show?
00:29:04
>> That show. The new Game of Thrones show.
00:29:06
>> You were crying at this.
00:29:07
>> Yeah.
00:29:09
>> And I I And then you kind of revealed
00:29:11
certain things.
00:29:12
>> No, we didn't.
00:29:13
>> No, we didn't.
00:29:14
>> You said somebody died.
00:29:15
>> No, she said something happened.
00:29:17
>> Well, mama said someone died.
00:29:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Something someone died. And
00:29:21
I'm like, people die in this. YOU RUINED
00:29:22
IT FOR ME.
00:29:25
YEAH, HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY.
00:29:26
>> IT'S LIKE GAME OF Thrones everyone does
00:29:27
every episode. But I'm LIKE, YOU RUINED
00:29:29
IT. SPOILER ALERT.
00:29:32
>> SO, George R. Martin wrote all this
00:29:34
[ __ ]
00:29:34
>> No, these are
00:29:36
>> Yeah.
00:29:37
>> Yeah, he did. He wrote the book, right?
00:29:38
>> Oh, he did.
00:29:39
>> But did he write He doesn't He didn't
00:29:40
write any of the screenplays for this.
00:29:42
>> No, he's a consultant,
00:29:44
>> which means they call him once in a
00:29:46
while.
00:29:46
>> I think he reads all of these ones.
00:29:48
>> But they change the [ __ ] out of it. You
00:29:50
know that, right?
00:29:50
>> It's not like the book.
00:29:52
>> They change a lot. Well, they have to
00:29:53
they have to juice it up for TV,
00:29:55
>> right? Right. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:56
>> How many books has he written in total?
00:29:59
>> I mean, do we have a more prolific
00:30:01
writer than this guy that in one
00:30:03
category?
00:30:05
>> I mean, truly though, he's written
00:30:07
published five
00:30:10
and seven total planned. I haven't even
00:30:13
read five.
00:30:14
>> But that's just for Game of Thrones. I
00:30:15
haven't read five. Just Game of Thrones.
00:30:17
He
00:30:17
>> No, that's what I'm saying. Five of
00:30:18
those. I'm saying not other books. I'm
00:30:20
saying just those. How do you have seven
00:30:21
books of those in you? How do you find
00:30:24
>> He's so good. He's so He's He's a kid.
00:30:26
>> Pull up a photo of him, by the way. And
00:30:27
And this is how you know
00:30:29
>> how you're not a writer.
00:30:31
>> If I ever I'm like, "Am I a writer?" And
00:30:32
then I look at that picture and I go,
00:30:34
>> "Nah, I'm not a writer."
00:30:35
>> Yeah.
00:30:37
>> What do you mean?
00:30:38
>> I'm a comedian.
00:30:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:40
>> Some people are meant that man is meant
00:30:42
to do this.
00:30:43
>> Yeah.
00:30:43
>> God put him on earth for this thing. You
00:30:46
What was he What else was he going to
00:30:48
do?
00:30:48
>> Yeah. And when you get old, there's a
00:30:50
lot of options, but he chose that
00:30:52
option.
00:30:53
>> Yeah.
00:30:54
>> Right. The whimsical the whimsical one.
00:30:55
>> The whimsical man.
00:30:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:57
>> Well, because even his clothing is
00:30:59
mysterious.
00:31:00
>> I think that's what it is.
00:31:00
>> Right. Like his clothing seems like it's
00:31:02
of a different time.
00:31:03
>> Do you think he smells good?
00:31:04
>> 100%.
00:31:05
>> I don't know. I think
00:31:07
>> I thought about you the other day. I
00:31:08
went into the scent store and I thought
00:31:09
about you.
00:31:09
>> Which one?
00:31:10
>> At the row. No, in the row.
00:31:11
>> On the scent store. In the row.
00:31:13
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:31:13
>> Oh, dude.
00:31:14
>> Did you get anything?
00:31:15
>> I got a couple magical things.
00:31:17
>> I know. It's a great story. It's hard to
00:31:18
say. No. The problem is you I used to
00:31:20
think you opened my brain. I used to
00:31:22
think you got to have a signature scent.
00:31:24
That's what you smell like. That's who
00:31:25
you are.
00:31:26
>> Now, dude, I'm collecting. I'm
00:31:28
collecting scents.
00:31:29
>> It's so fun.
00:31:30
>> It's so fun
00:31:31
>> cuz you want to smell like a different
00:31:32
thing today. That's our fantasy.
00:31:34
>> I do combo. You do com I learn combos
00:31:36
from you.
00:31:36
>> See, I'm It's combo. Combo is good, but
00:31:38
it's only works to me if a shirt already
00:31:40
had the old smell.
00:31:41
>> Yeah.
00:31:42
>> And then you put the new smell with it
00:31:43
and then you feel it. If I do two at
00:31:45
once, two difference, it's harder. Do
00:31:47
you put it after eating the Froot Loops?
00:31:50
>> Was that for the students?
00:31:51
>> No.
00:31:52
>> You're trying to You trying to kill for
00:31:54
the students?
00:31:55
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:55
>> Do you spread it after eating the fruit
00:31:57
loop?
00:31:59
>> In his mind.
00:32:01
>> He was like, "This is going to crush."
00:32:03
>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Please don't cut
00:32:06
that out.
00:32:06
>> No, leave it.
00:32:07
>> Can I Can I say tell you what I did?
00:32:09
>> When you told me about Labo and you have
00:32:11
two cents, you wouldn't tell me what it
00:32:12
was.
00:32:12
>> A mix. Yeah. I went to three La Labos to
00:32:15
ask if you go there.
00:32:16
>> OH MY GOD.
00:32:18
>> YEAH. And I couldn't find the one.
00:32:21
>> Yeah. And I go, "Hey, I do a podcast
00:32:23
called Bad Friends."
00:32:24
>> Yeah.
00:32:24
>> Does a redheaded guy, Andrew Santino,
00:32:26
ever come in? They're like, "No." I
00:32:27
mean, we know who he is. He never comes
00:32:29
in here cuz I wanted to I wanted to find
00:32:31
that person so they know. So they Oh,
00:32:34
yeah. Because I I'm going to find out.
00:32:36
Well, because fun what's funny is when I
00:32:37
walk into a place like I I went to a
00:32:39
place that we both frequent but we're
00:32:40
never there at the same time.
00:32:41
>> Yeah.
00:32:42
>> And then I'll order something and
00:32:43
they'll go Bobby ordered that yesterday.
00:32:45
>> What place? You know,
00:32:46
>> I'll tell you later.
00:32:47
>> Okay. Okay. Yeah.
00:32:48
>> But it is funny cuz we go to the same
00:32:49
spots at different times, but then the
00:32:51
the guys know
00:32:53
>> Alfred.
00:32:54
>> Huh?
00:32:54
>> Alfred.
00:32:54
>> No, no, no, no. I'll tell you. I'll tell
00:32:56
you.
00:32:57
>> But we go to a little spot and and they
00:32:59
always go, "Bobby was just here like
00:33:01
literally two hours ago." And I'm like,
00:33:02
"Really? What did he get?"
00:33:04
>> Yeah.
00:33:04
>> Just I want to know your order. You know
00:33:05
what I was going to do to you? I was
00:33:06
going to do the Oprah thing where I paid
00:33:07
for your next
00:33:08
>> pay it forward. And the guy was like, "I
00:33:10
don't even know how to do that."
00:33:11
>> Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:33:12
>> Cuz I was like, "What if I give you
00:33:13
cash?" And then he was like, "Well, then
00:33:14
I'll just keep the tip."
00:33:15
>> Yeah.
00:33:16
>> I was like, "Okay, never mind.
00:33:17
>> Well, maybe buy a gift card, but keep it
00:33:18
on the side."
00:33:19
>> Oh, the gift card's actually smart. I
00:33:20
should Oh, yeah. I don't know. Maybe I
00:33:22
should have done that. That's smart,
00:33:23
actually. Yeah.
00:33:24
>> I buy myself a little gift card for you
00:33:25
next time.
00:33:26
>> Yeah, maybe.
00:33:27
>> My little sweet prints. You know, I I've
00:33:29
been eating the same Do you ever get in
00:33:31
the meal kicks where you're like, um,
00:33:33
I'm just been eating the same thing all
00:33:35
week over and over.
00:33:36
>> Yeah. If I like it, I'm going to keep
00:33:37
ordering it.
00:33:37
>> Yeah. So, what what have you been
00:33:39
>> Well, lately because it's been cold and
00:33:41
rainy, I've had so much ramen. I'm I'm
00:33:42
I'm starting to ramen out. Although, I
00:33:44
know you're you're more you're more of
00:33:46
fur than ramen, right?
00:33:47
>> No. Udon.
00:33:48
>> Udon. That's right.
00:33:49
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm udong guy. But, um,
00:33:51
>> I'm ramen. I'm full on ramen.
00:33:52
>> Buck.
00:33:53
>> Huh?
00:33:54
>> Bulldock.
00:33:55
>> Bulldock.
00:33:55
>> Noodles.
00:33:56
>> Bullduck. M.
00:33:57
>> Now, was that racist?
00:33:59
>> That was Korean.
00:34:00
>> Yeah.
00:34:01
>> Yeah,
00:34:01
>> that was pretty racist.
00:34:05
>> It was.
00:34:06
>> Do you find it? Okay. What's racism?
00:34:11
>> That's a good question.
00:34:11
>> That's a really good.
00:34:14
>> I'm actually asking.
00:34:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To you. I mean, is
00:34:18
that Okay. The thing that I did is that
00:34:19
the most racist thing you've seen me do?
00:34:21
>> No.
00:34:22
>> Okay.
00:34:24
I've been to your show.
00:34:26
>> Wait a minute. You think my standup is
00:34:28
racist?
00:34:29
>> Kind of. And that's why you have to
00:34:31
That's why you have to like Okay.
00:34:33
Ruffling a few feathers.
00:34:36
>> Does he say that?
00:34:37
>> He does like something like that.
00:34:40
>> Yeah. Yeah, I do do that.
00:34:41
>> You say ruffling a few feathers right
00:34:43
after you do a Native American joke.
00:34:49
>> Sorry, I'm ruffling a few feathers.
00:34:51
>> But I don't say that in those cases. I
00:34:53
say it when it's like it the the joke is
00:34:55
so edgy it gets more of a groan
00:34:57
>> when people go oh
00:34:58
>> yeah yeah I go you mean
00:35:00
>> you're not racist or edgy you're fun
00:35:03
thinking it's fun
00:35:04
>> what's a joke that you heard him say
00:35:05
that made you
00:35:05
>> I don't want to because I want I have a
00:35:07
special
00:35:07
>> that's true
00:35:08
>> do you be honest do you find me funny on
00:35:11
stage
00:35:11
>> I do find you funny
00:35:12
>> okay
00:35:13
>> you know that what do you mean
00:35:15
>> she might have different she's a Melanie
00:35:17
fan I don't know she's like I like
00:35:18
someone more prolific
00:35:20
>> who is your favorite comedian
00:35:22
>> she doesn't watch.
00:35:23
>> She don't watch comedy.
00:35:24
>> But if you But like in your mind, who do
00:35:25
you like?
00:35:27
>> I like Quen Blackwell.
00:35:29
You guys don't know her.
00:35:31
>> Quan Blackwell.
00:35:32
>> Quen Blackwell.
00:35:34
>> Quen.
00:35:36
>> Oh. Oh. Quendalin. Quendalin Blackwell.
00:35:38
>> She does standup comedy.
00:35:40
>> No, she's just
00:35:41
>> She's an actor.
00:35:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's We talk about standup
00:35:43
comedy.
00:35:43
>> Well, I don't watch any standup
00:35:45
comedians.
00:35:46
>> Let me throw you some legendary
00:35:48
standups. See if you've heard of them.
00:35:49
>> Yeah.
00:35:50
>> Okay. I'm just curious.
00:35:51
>> Yeah, that's a good call. Yeah. Your
00:35:52
generation. Yeah.
00:35:53
>> Richard Prior.
00:35:54
>> Unbelievable.
00:35:55
>> Never heard of him.
00:35:56
>> Never even heard of him.
00:35:57
>> Wow.
00:35:57
>> Wow.
00:35:58
>> Robin Williams.
00:36:00
>> Familiar.
00:36:01
>> Sini.
00:36:03
>> Yes, he is.
00:36:05
>> Did you do a Did you do a Are you doing
00:36:07
half English? Was that Seni?
00:36:11
>> You could just say the genie.
00:36:12
>> Yeah.
00:36:12
>> It's so funny when it's in another
00:36:14
language. It's the same.
00:36:15
>> Yeah.
00:36:15
>> Seni.
00:36:16
>> Yeah.
00:36:16
>> Just say the genie. It's the genie in
00:36:19
Aladdin.
00:36:19
>> She wizard. Is that familiar?
00:36:22
>> You just put a she before any word.
00:36:23
Maybe
00:36:24
>> she was
00:36:26
>> the genie. He was the genie.
00:36:28
>> How about Eddie Murphy?
00:36:29
>> Familiar.
00:36:30
>> Okay. Familiar.
00:36:31
>> He's the donkey in Shrek.
00:36:34
>> The donkey. The donkey.
00:36:35
>> He is the donkey and Shrek.
00:36:37
>> He is the donkey and Shrek.
00:36:37
>> I swear to God.
00:36:39
>> Yes.
00:36:39
>> Um
00:36:40
>> and and well, they'll never know. Mike
00:36:43
Myers.
00:36:43
>> No. No. No.
00:36:44
>> You know who that is?
00:36:45
>> He's not a standup though.
00:36:46
>> He's the He is Shrek.
00:36:48
>> I don't believe that. Oh,
00:36:50
>> okay.
00:36:50
>> What are you queuing on? What is going
00:36:52
on?
00:36:54
>> He was the donkey. He was on Saturday
00:36:55
Night Live.
00:36:56
>> George Carlin.
00:36:57
>> No [ __ ] way.
00:36:58
>> There's no way.
00:36:59
>> There's no way. Why?
00:36:59
>> Well, I mean,
00:37:00
>> that's incredible to me.
00:37:01
>> It's got Here's the problem. It has to
00:37:02
touch new generations. So, it has to be
00:37:04
some Which which is why Mike Myers is
00:37:06
funny because he would I mean, did you
00:37:07
ever like Austin Powers?
00:37:08
>> Yeah.
00:37:09
>> I don't know what that is.
00:37:10
>> Wow. Wow. Dane Cook.
00:37:13
>> That's inc. Wow. Sarah Silverman.
00:37:16
>> Wow. That's incredible. Louis CK.
00:37:19
>> Wow. Wow.
00:37:21
>> Dave Chappelle.
00:37:22
>> Yeah.
00:37:22
>> You know him. You've got to know him.
00:37:25
Dave has touched multiple generations.
00:37:27
>> Everything. Yeah.
00:37:27
>> Wow. That's interesting. Have you heard
00:37:29
of these people?
00:37:30
>> A couple
00:37:30
>> probably from us talking about it over
00:37:32
the years. She's probably heard some of
00:37:33
it.
00:37:34
>> Wow. So then if you're not What do you
00:37:36
You're into music though?
00:37:37
>> Yeah. I'm
00:37:37
>> like what bands do you like right now?
00:37:39
Inform us about
00:37:40
>> Ron.
00:37:41
>> Not really.
00:37:42
>> Okay.
00:37:42
>> Why? Why not?
00:37:43
>> Uh I don't know. She I'm just not that
00:37:45
into pop.
00:37:46
>> Okay. Good. Good for you.
00:37:48
>> Yeah. BB they love though.
00:37:49
>> Who?
00:37:50
>> BB.
00:37:50
>> BB King. I love him.
00:37:53
>> Yeah. Bad Bunny.
00:37:54
>> Oh yeah.
00:37:58
>> I love
00:37:58
>> You love him, right?
00:37:59
>> Mhm.
00:37:59
>> So
00:38:00
>> why why do you love him?
00:38:01
>> He's hot. He's so talented.
00:38:03
>> Stop. Stop. The first thing they said,
00:38:05
>> he's hot.
00:38:05
>> Yeah. This is what the youth, they don't
00:38:07
give a [ __ ] about his music.
00:38:08
>> He's unbelievable to me.
00:38:09
>> They like that he's hot. They like that
00:38:11
he's a hot.
00:38:11
>> I mean, all his music is about sex.
00:38:14
>> Look at him.
00:38:14
>> When I was a kid, I like Joe Cocker.
00:38:16
Look up Joe Cocker.
00:38:19
Look up Joe Cocker. Dude, we didn't do
00:38:21
it by [ __ ] We didn't do it by looks.
00:38:24
You know what I mean? We did it by art.
00:38:27
Look at that guy. Okay,
00:38:29
>> dude. Look at Phil Collins.
00:38:30
>> Yeah, Phil.
00:38:31
>> Wait, do Phil Collins and somebody wrote
00:38:33
Phil Collins Phil Collins managed to
00:38:36
make bangers and and was a
00:38:37
multi-millionaire and dressed like a
00:38:39
computer tech salesman.
00:38:41
>> I mean, look at this f look at this guy.
00:38:42
He looks like he works for Apple.
00:38:44
>> Yeah. And he was a legend. You don't
00:38:47
know who Phil Collins is?
00:38:48
>> No.
00:38:48
>> He sings the Tarzan.
00:38:50
>> Yes. Good for you.
00:38:51
>> Wow.
00:38:52
>> See, you have to touch the generation.
00:38:53
>> You got to touch it, right? It's got to
00:38:55
be [ __ ] animation then.
00:38:56
>> Oh, it's got to be. Well, there there's
00:38:58
McCone, by the way.
00:39:00
>> Yeah.
00:39:00
>> If McCone starts losing his hair, that's
00:39:02
100%. Phil Collins or Bad Bunny looks
00:39:05
wise.
00:39:06
>> Bad Bunny.
00:39:08
>> Okay. All right. So, what else? What
00:39:10
else is we like?
00:39:11
>> That's interesting though. That's
00:39:13
interesting that you see the hot part,
00:39:15
but you don't really love his music. You
00:39:17
just like that music.
00:39:18
>> Give me his f Give me your favorite
00:39:19
song.
00:39:21
>> I love the
00:39:22
>> Sing it.
00:39:24
>> Sing it.
00:39:26
>> You're being racist.
00:39:27
>> Yeah, you're being [ __ ] racist right
00:39:29
now.
00:39:30
>> How does that feel?
00:39:32
>> It doesn't feel good, does it?
00:39:33
>> I STILL TRY.
00:39:34
>> I'M MIMICKING YOUR LANGUAGE AND YOU'RE
00:39:36
MIMICKING HIM. And it's all
00:39:38
>> We're trying to say the lyrics.
00:39:40
>> Yeah. I'm trying to say YOUR LANGUAGE.
00:39:42
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT.
00:39:43
>> YEAH.
00:39:43
>> He's trying to communicate to you.
00:39:45
>> Go back to Phil Collins.
00:39:46
>> I'm gonna ask something, a question.
00:39:48
That one specific photo, the pink one.
00:39:50
Such a good picture. That was an album.
00:39:52
>> All right. If if Bad Buddy's music came
00:39:54
out of him, would you like it as much?
00:39:57
>> Him speaking Spanish.
00:39:58
>> Yeah. Just suppose that he sang the Bad
00:40:00
Buddy music. All right.
00:40:02
>> He sings star all in.
00:40:03
>> Yeah.
00:40:05
He does that, right? He does that,
00:40:07
right? Would you still be like, "Oh my
00:40:09
god, Bad Bunny. That's Bad Bunny. You
00:40:11
would like him so
00:40:12
>> swinging in front of the trees. Swing in
00:40:13
front of the trees. I swing in front of
00:40:16
the trees.
00:40:16
>> Would you?
00:40:17
>> I mean, I would like the music.
00:40:19
>> But you wouldn't like him as
00:40:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like
00:40:24
No way.
00:40:24
>> He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl.
00:40:26
That's for sure.
00:40:26
>> He wouldn't play the Super Bowl.
00:40:27
>> No chance.
00:40:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. There's no way, dude.
00:40:29
>> No chance.
00:40:30
>> If Kid Rock sang Bad Muddy Music, you
00:40:32
wouldn't like Bad Muddy the music.
00:40:34
>> That is true.
00:40:35
>> Yeah.
00:40:36
>> 100%.
00:40:36
>> So, it's about the looks. It's all about
00:40:38
the looks. Give me some. It's not art.
00:40:39
>> Give me someone else that you love right
00:40:41
now.
00:40:41
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:41
>> I like Malcolm Todd.
00:40:43
>> Look up Malcolm Todd.
00:40:44
>> He's so white.
00:40:45
>> Yeah. She She doesn't like him. I think
00:40:47
he's so cute.
00:40:48
>> Okay, now here we're talking.
00:40:50
>> Now we're talking.
00:40:52
>> I mean, he he looks like an indie rock
00:40:53
artist.
00:40:54
>> And he is. Yeah,
00:40:55
>> but his music must be good, then.
00:40:57
>> Mhm.
00:40:57
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:57
>> Well, no, but look at him with a shaved
00:40:59
head there. And the other one, he's he's
00:41:01
Yeah, he's got the sex appeal, too.
00:41:02
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's [ __ ]
00:41:04
>> See, the other indie picture is for his
00:41:07
male fans. M
00:41:08
>> so the the photographers are like we got
00:41:09
to take some of these so guys can feel
00:41:11
that you've got the indie vibe but then
00:41:13
the sh then somebody then a stylist goes
00:41:15
shave your head so we can get the girls
00:41:16
wet. That's still that's what this is.
00:41:18
>> He is hot though.
00:41:19
>> You have to sell all the signs.
00:41:20
>> Yeah. Wait, is that his girlfriend?
00:41:23
>> Got to be.
00:41:23
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:24
>> That's that's the deal.
00:41:25
>> Yeah, that's the deal. H interesting.
00:41:28
>> So you got aesthetics is very important
00:41:29
to you.
00:41:30
>> It's number one apparently for them.
00:41:32
>> It's not good.
00:41:33
>> No, cuz it has nothing to do with art.
00:41:34
>> Art first.
00:41:35
>> Oh, Joji is very good. Who's Joi?
00:41:38
>> He's got to be.
00:41:39
>> Have you heard of Joji or any of these
00:41:40
people?
00:41:41
>> Goji. Joji.
00:41:42
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:42
>> I like his berries.
00:41:43
>> Yeah. Okay. Here we go.
00:41:46
>> Joji.
00:41:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. He could be a Coralone.
00:41:49
Corleone.
00:41:50
>> Well, he does have the eyes. He's got
00:41:51
the Italian eye.
00:41:52
>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could
00:41:53
be like
00:41:54
>> Fredo son.
00:41:55
>> Yeah. Give you an offer. You can't
00:41:56
refuse. He's cute. He is cute though.
00:41:59
Still,
00:41:59
>> this is the problem. They don't have any
00:42:02
ugly stars.
00:42:03
>> We had a lot of ugly music stars. All of
00:42:05
them were ugly.
00:42:06
>> Well, that's my thing there. See, look.
00:42:07
Even when he takes an okay photo, you
00:42:09
still see it underneath there.
00:42:10
>> Yeah.
00:42:10
>> He's still got the thing.
00:42:12
>> I mean, Harry Styles is balding. I still
00:42:14
like his music,
00:42:14
>> but he's still handsome.
00:42:15
>> Oh my god. Are you crazy? He's the
00:42:16
hottest guy in the world right now.
00:42:17
That's [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:19
>> Um,
00:42:20
>> see, he's still handsome.
00:42:21
>> Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on earth.
00:42:25
>> Just look it up. Ugliest man on earth.
00:42:27
Okay.
00:42:27
>> Don't Google Andreas. That's me.
00:42:29
>> Let's just go to that the fifth one,
00:42:30
right? Yeah, that guy, right?
00:42:32
>> No, that's a face. There's That's That's
00:42:33
that competition. Okay. Okay. Let's No,
00:42:35
let's go to that guy right there. The
00:42:36
four the what? The fourth the last one
00:42:38
on the first row. This guy right here.
00:42:40
Okay. This guy right here saying Harry
00:42:43
Styles music.
00:42:44
>> Would you like it?
00:42:47
>> I think I'd still like it.
00:42:48
>> No, you wouldn't.
00:42:50
>> I think I would.
00:42:51
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00:42:51
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00:42:53
What?
00:42:53
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00:42:56
like, "Can you make sure I'm not on the
00:42:58
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>> It's looks first with you guys. We the
00:44:15
amount of ugly stars we had.
00:44:18
>> No social media though.
00:44:19
>> No, but back then but back then
00:44:21
>> we listen to our ears. It's music,
00:44:23
>> right?
00:44:24
>> Also your generation you guys don't like
00:44:26
artists like who who's your favorite
00:44:27
modern painter? You have a painter that
00:44:30
you like?
00:44:31
>> Yes. So you don't like art,
00:44:32
>> but they but
00:44:33
>> and and the stuff that you watch is just
00:44:35
pop. It's garbage. It's pop garbage.
00:44:38
>> Are they insecure?
00:44:39
>> It's pop. It's relevant pop. You know
00:44:42
what I mean?
00:44:43
>> But you can't blame them because now art
00:44:45
doesn't come along with music. Music is
00:44:48
just music. There is no there's no album
00:44:50
covers that they like anymore. There's
00:44:51
no They don't get to touch it anymore.
00:44:53
>> Yeah.
00:44:54
>> So when you stop touching it, you don't
00:44:55
care about it. So they Why would they
00:44:57
care? Can you name Can you show Can you
00:44:59
tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last
00:45:01
album cover of his record?
00:45:03
>> It's two chairs
00:45:05
>> outside
00:45:06
>> on the grass.
00:45:06
>> On the grass and with a banana.
00:45:08
>> That's interesting. That's good. And a
00:45:10
banana.
00:45:10
>> Yeah, the banana was eating breakfast.
00:45:12
>> Yeah,
00:45:13
>> that is very cool.
00:45:14
>> Oh, that's cool.
00:45:15
>> Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the
00:45:16
banana tree?
00:45:17
>> You made it sound like there's one
00:45:18
single banana.
00:45:19
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:21
>> I put this banana in my butt. I put this
00:45:24
banana in my butt. You would love that
00:45:26
song. Yeah.
00:45:27
>> Banana in my butt. It's a banana in my
00:45:29
butt.
00:45:30
>> Yeah. Hey. Hey.
00:45:31
>> Hey. My auntie said banana in your butt.
00:45:33
Not anymore.
00:45:36
>> They love They love this guy. The kids
00:45:38
love this guy. This is why there was a
00:45:39
disconnect. This is why all the people
00:45:40
got mad at the Super Bowl. Cuz [ __ ]
00:45:42
older people, this isn't for us.
00:45:44
>> It's not made for us.
00:45:45
>> But are we now? Um
00:45:47
>> Yeah, brother. You're 54. I'm 43. It's
00:45:49
over.
00:45:49
>> Yeah. Get off my lawn. Am I him?
00:45:51
>> Yeah. No. You know what it is? Where's
00:45:53
my red ball? That's the new Get off my
00:45:54
lawn. Where are my towels?
00:45:57
>> WHERE ARE MY TOWELS? THAT'S THE NEW GET.
00:45:58
>> I AM THAT
00:45:59
>> 100%.
00:46:00
>> Oh my god. I want to be cool. But you
00:46:02
know what the thing is is like when
00:46:03
Harry Star's first album came out,
00:46:04
right?
00:46:05
>> I bought it.
00:46:06
>> Sure.
00:46:07
>> Yeah. Because I want to learn about new,
00:46:09
you know. Um
00:46:09
>> that's cool.
00:46:10
>> Yeah.
00:46:11
>> I want to hear it.
00:46:12
>> Geese. New band, right? Love.
00:46:14
>> Yeah. I I listen to it. They're great.
00:46:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. Turn style. I I I try to
00:46:18
like
00:46:18
>> and I like those bands. I think they're
00:46:20
very What?
00:46:20
>> You always dip back to the old school.
00:46:22
But the problem is is that I have the
00:46:24
weight of knowledge and of it,
00:46:27
>> right, of the history of it.
00:46:29
>> Yeah.
00:46:29
>> And I can compare what's new to what be
00:46:33
came before it.
00:46:34
>> They don't do that. The generation.
00:46:35
>> No, it's now. It's right now.
00:46:37
>> Yeah. It's like when I was in uh in the
00:46:40
80s or whatever, I still listen to
00:46:42
late60s bands. Sure.
00:46:44
>> And still modern music. Yeah. I like Dep
00:46:46
mode and there was a band called the
00:46:48
band called The Fugs.
00:46:50
>> It's a great [ __ ] name. in the 60s,
00:46:52
New York. No one knew about these guys,
00:46:55
but I liked the fog. It was like lowfi
00:46:58
kind of street music, you know what I
00:46:59
mean? And it was so good. But my point
00:47:01
is is that and so then I could listen to
00:47:04
like someone like Daniel Johnston, you
00:47:06
know,
00:47:06
>> who had the same kind of and just
00:47:08
compare the two. Yeah.
00:47:09
>> But these they just it's new.
00:47:11
>> They ingest whatever that's on. But I
00:47:14
don't think that's an old thing for me.
00:47:16
>> No, it's
00:47:16
>> I think it's it's it's I'm a curious
00:47:18
person. But it's also because you came
00:47:20
from a gener just because digital how
00:47:22
bored they are.
00:47:23
>> Yeah. Never mind.
00:47:25
>> Let's move on.
00:47:26
>> Let's move on. Yeah. Um, how are you
00:47:27
guys doing in the Winter Olympics? The
00:47:29
Philippines.
00:47:30
>> They're They actually have a medal.
00:47:31
>> Do Yeah. Do a medal count for the
00:47:33
Philippines.
00:47:34
>> Yes.
00:47:35
>> Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count.
00:47:38
>> I'm I'm being mean again. Huh?
00:47:39
>> No, brother. Look at that. They got
00:47:41
mean. No, they got zero. Never mind.
00:47:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:44
>> Never mind. I thought they were going to
00:47:46
get one.
00:47:48
I thought they were going to get one.
00:47:49
>> I wanted one, too. For you.
00:47:50
>> Me, too.
00:47:50
>> Yeah.
00:47:51
>> Well, there's a Filipino tennis player.
00:47:54
That's really good.
00:47:54
>> Yeah. That's at the Winter Olympics, is
00:47:56
it?
00:47:58
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:58
>> There's no WINTER IN THE PHILIPPINES.
00:48:00
SO, WHY WOULD WE JOIN?
00:48:02
>> YEAH. YEAH. You're competing.
00:48:05
>> No.
00:48:06
>> South Korea, shout out to Korea, has
00:48:07
seven total medals. Two gold, two bron,
00:48:09
two silver, three.
00:48:10
>> But we have snow. That's not fair.
00:48:12
>> Yeah.
00:48:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's not fair. We have
00:48:13
snow.
00:48:14
>> Also, a very small little country. We're
00:48:16
still We're getting stomped, aren't we?
00:48:18
>> It's still pretty good.
00:48:20
>> No, cuz go do just Olympic medal count
00:48:23
in general. Don't have to do American
00:48:25
>> cuz look at Norway is cruising right
00:48:27
now. They got 34.
00:48:28
>> Wow.
00:48:29
>> Yeah, we're getting smushed. We'll never
00:48:30
catch up.
00:48:30
>> We're second though. That's good.
00:48:32
>> Yeah, but 34 is We'll never catch that.
00:48:34
Yeah. No chance.
00:48:35
>> How's Spain doing?
00:48:36
>> Also, they have 16 golds to earn nine.
00:48:38
>> How's Spain doing, bud?
00:48:39
>> Yeah. Where's Spain? You got two.
00:48:41
>> You got two. That's good.
00:48:42
>> But you got a gold. Click on it. What
00:48:43
was the gold for Spain in? Yeah. M
00:48:46
mispronouncing words.
00:48:51
>> Is that a competition?
00:48:52
>> Wait, what did you guys get a golden? It
00:48:54
doesn't say. Huh? Oh, you did in ski
00:48:56
mountaineering. So, we just to show you
00:48:58
about the mountain.
00:49:00
>> I will show you. This is a mountain.
00:49:01
That is a mountain.
00:49:03
>> And these are all snow mountains.
00:49:05
>> Gold medal.
00:49:06
>> Yeah. Was Mellin Spanish?
00:49:09
>> Yeah.
00:49:09
>> Yeah.
00:49:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's about.
00:49:11
>> 100%.
00:49:11
>> Yeah. I mean, exploring.
00:49:13
>> Yeah. You got a golden exploring. Good.
00:49:15
Let's go over there.
00:49:16
>> They send this They send the Spaniards
00:49:18
to just check out the hills.
00:49:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:20
>> Go check how it's looking. It looks
00:49:22
good.
00:49:22
>> You guys are good at that. Exploring the
00:49:24
Pinto. The Santaita. That's you, right?
00:49:29
>> The Pinto. The Pinto. The Ford Taurus.
00:49:31
That was you guys.
00:49:33
>> That's what
00:49:34
>> you know what it was?
00:49:35
>> It was because Well, they were obsessed
00:49:37
with No, they wanted to own the world.
00:49:39
The Spanish thought they were going to
00:49:40
take over [ __ ] everybody. Mhm. We did
00:49:43
>> for a very short amount of time. Cool it
00:49:45
out. Okay.
00:49:46
>> In centuries.
00:49:47
>> Yeah. You didn't go up. No, you didn't
00:49:48
get any of us.
00:49:50
>> Close.
00:49:51
>> You got close.
00:49:52
>> California was us.
00:49:53
>> But you didn't get us. Okay.
00:49:56
>> You didn't get us in total.
00:49:57
>> Yeah.
00:49:57
>> You did your best.
00:49:58
>> You guys know about the history.
00:49:59
>> Lapu Lapo killed
00:50:00
>> Melan
00:50:03
definitely got you guys.
00:50:04
>> Yeah.
00:50:04
>> What happened? Tell me the history here.
00:50:06
>> So Mellin went to Cebu.
00:50:08
>> Mellin went there too.
00:50:10
>> Yeah.
00:50:10
>> What the [ __ ] Well, he was into scuba
00:50:12
diving and smoking.
00:50:14
>> Oh, he was
00:50:14
>> He was a huge diver. Mellin loved
00:50:16
diving.
00:50:17
>> He wanted to find that tree creature on
00:50:18
the with smoking a cigarette. Whatever.
00:50:22
>> Yeah. What is it called? What's that guy
00:50:24
in the tree?
00:50:24
>> Cap. The cap. Yeah. Looking for the
00:50:27
Mellan. And his boys are just drinking.
00:50:29
He's like, I'm going to find Capri.
00:50:32
>> I would find him.
00:50:34
>> Mellin went down to Sibu. What happened?
00:50:35
And then what happened? And then the
00:50:37
great like warrior chief um Lapo Lapo.
00:50:40
>> Lapal Lapo. Look up Lapal Lapo. I've
00:50:42
never
00:50:42
>> I had that last night at dinner.
00:50:45
>> Lapo Lapo.
00:50:46
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:47
>> What happened? I don't want to look.
00:50:48
Don't look it up. I want them to tell
00:50:49
the story.
00:50:49
>> Yeah. Yeah. I just want to know what it
00:50:50
looks like.
00:50:51
>> So Mellin went to Sibu. Yeah. He ran
00:50:53
into Lapo Lapo.
00:50:54
>> Yeah. Mell's like, "Oh, this is going to
00:50:56
be our land." And then Lapo was like,
00:50:58
"No." And so they fought and then he
00:51:01
killed Mellin.
00:51:03
>> Wow.
00:51:03
>> Wow. So Mellin was killed by Lapal Lapo.
00:51:06
Yeah, I think he was also hiding under
00:51:08
the water and then like there was like a
00:51:11
surprise attack.
00:51:15
>> Yeah.
00:51:16
>> Filipino fork folklore.
00:51:18
>> Yeah.
00:51:18
>> He was hiding under the water
00:51:21
holding his breath for three days.
00:51:25
Lapo could hold his breath for three
00:51:27
days.
00:51:27
>> Yeah.
00:51:28
>> And appear.
00:51:29
>> Yeah.
00:51:29
>> So wait, Lapo Lapo was in the water
00:51:31
hiding waiting to kill Malawan.
00:51:33
>> There's like
00:51:34
>> That's Lapo Lapo. Shout out to Lapa
00:51:35
Lapal. And by the way, shout out to all
00:51:37
the Filipinos. We [ __ ] love you guys.
00:51:39
>> We love Look at Lapa. Dude, we don't
00:51:40
[ __ ] with Lapa Lapo.
00:51:41
>> That's why Mellin got got clipped cuz
00:51:43
this guy wasn't [ __ ] around. I I
00:51:46
>> Damn, dude. He was big as [ __ ]
00:51:48
>> Mhm.
00:51:48
>> I have OCD. Why don't an extra Lapo on
00:51:51
there?
00:51:51
>> Lapa Lapo.
00:51:52
>> Yeah.
00:51:53
>> Comedies and threes.
00:51:54
>> Laap Lapa Lapo.
00:51:55
>> So Lap Can we get us a Can I get shirts?
00:51:57
Can we get Lapa Lapo shirts?
00:51:58
>> There's a movie.
00:51:59
>> Yeah.
00:51:59
>> Oh, there's a there's a movie want to
00:52:01
watch
00:52:01
>> now. It's a city.
00:52:02
>> Well, right.
00:52:03
>> Yeah, we know that. Yeah. Yeah. He owned
00:52:05
the place.
00:52:05
>> Yeah.
00:52:06
>> Who played Lapo Lapo?
00:52:07
>> There's no one. Okay.
00:52:08
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:09
>> Scroll down. It's got to be a cast on
00:52:10
there.
00:52:12
>> Who played him?
00:52:12
>> Don't do Don't do this, dude.
00:52:14
>> I want
00:52:15
>> Don't do this. You're looking for Robert
00:52:17
Redford.
00:52:20
>> Daniel Stern played Lapal Lapo.
00:52:25
>> Wait, who now? Now, Leto Led is the
00:52:28
senator in the Philippines. Is he a
00:52:29
descendant of Lapo Lapo? Are any other
00:52:31
descendants of Lapal Lapo now leaders?
00:52:33
Yeah.
00:52:33
>> I don't think
00:52:34
>> Wow.
00:52:35
>> You could maybe you share Lapa Lapu
00:52:37
blood.
00:52:38
>> Maybe.
00:52:38
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:39
>> That'd be fabulous.
00:52:40
>> So sick.
00:52:41
>> Can you imagine if you and I do our
00:52:42
bloodlines, we'll have nobody from our
00:52:44
bloodline will have done anything
00:52:45
important.
00:52:46
>> Yeah.
00:52:46
>> Nothing.
00:52:47
>> You never know that though,
00:52:48
>> dude. I come from potato farming.
00:52:50
>> Yeah. But the greatest potatoes you've
00:52:52
ever had.
00:52:53
>> Probably.
00:52:54
>> We took second.
00:52:54
>> Yeah. Okay. All right.
00:52:56
>> To the McDonald's.
00:52:57
>> All right.
00:52:57
>> To the McKinley's and the McDonald's and
00:52:59
the O'Donnell's
00:53:00
>> and the Corkeries. You know, M McCone
00:53:02
comes from great potato lineage.
00:53:04
>> Oh, they do.
00:53:04
>> Look at his face. He looks like a
00:53:05
potato.
00:53:06
>> Yeah.
00:53:07
>> A sweet potato.
00:53:08
>> Do you guys know about your lineage or
00:53:10
No.
00:53:10
>> No.
00:53:11
>> Yeah.
00:53:12
>> Well, well, you don't need What? You
00:53:13
didn't do the blood 23 and me thing.
00:53:15
Swab it. Never. Right. No. See,
00:53:17
Filipinos are smart. They don't play
00:53:18
that [ __ ] game.
00:53:19
>> But there's no longest cousin that you
00:53:21
want to find or anything like that.
00:53:23
>> No.
00:53:23
>> No.
00:53:24
>> You want to be related to somebody so
00:53:25
bad? I do. I know you.
00:53:26
>> You have brothers and sisters you've
00:53:28
never met, right?
00:53:28
>> Yeah. In Korea.
00:53:29
>> How many? Two sisters
00:53:32
>> and you've never met them.
00:53:33
>> Do you do you do you think they know who
00:53:35
you are?
00:53:36
>> I don't think so.
00:53:36
>> What are the chances that they watch
00:53:38
this show?
00:53:38
>> Yeah. They're they're not your sisters.
00:53:40
>> No.
00:53:40
>> And they're her sisters.
00:53:42
>> How many total siblings are there from
00:53:43
from you guys' mom and dad separately?
00:53:46
Like in total? How many kids are there?
00:53:48
>> Uh one five.
00:53:51
>> Wow.
00:53:52
>> Yeah.
00:53:52
>> And you don't know the two of them?
00:53:54
>> No.
00:53:54
>> Do you know how old they are?
00:53:56
>> I think they're like maybe around eight.
00:53:59
>> M
00:53:59
>> 10. But they have two brothers.
00:54:01
>> Yeah.
00:54:02
>> That I know.
00:54:03
>> Where are they?
00:54:04
>> They they never come out.
00:54:05
>> They're huge now.
00:54:06
>> Well, they're lapos.
00:54:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. And they speak English.
00:54:11
Everything. I mean,
00:54:12
>> what are they doing? What do they do?
00:54:15
>> I'm sure that was racist. That felt
00:54:16
racist.
00:54:17
>> Now, that was
00:54:17
>> that was racist.
00:54:19
>> What do they eat for breakfast is a
00:54:21
better question.
00:54:22
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:23
>> So, what do the brothers What do they do
00:54:24
in the Philippines?
00:54:25
>> They're still in school or high school.
00:54:27
Teenagers.
00:54:28
>> Mhm. Are they funny?
00:54:30
>> They should come to the show.
00:54:31
>> Yeah. Yeah. I would love to because we
00:54:33
would love them on the show.
00:54:34
>> This show has basically become the
00:54:35
Filipino contingency,
00:54:36
>> right?
00:54:37
>> Yeah.
00:54:37
>> Oh, who's leading the podcast world with
00:54:38
Filipinos? This show.
00:54:40
>> This has got to be
00:54:41
>> We could be. We could be. Yeah.
00:54:42
>> Honestly, I'd love it.
00:54:43
>> We should get a more Filipino cast. You
00:54:44
know,
00:54:44
>> some some fans went to your mom's uh
00:54:47
>> Oh, yeah.
00:54:48
>> Wait, we had fans go to your mom's
00:54:50
restaurant?
00:54:50
>> Yeah.
00:54:50
>> Bakery. Bakery.
00:54:52
>> What?
00:54:52
>> What?
00:54:53
>> That's so [ __ ] cool.
00:54:54
>> What do you mean they went this guy?
00:54:56
>> Yeah.
00:54:56
>> Let me see. Yeah. Is that me?
00:54:59
>> I'm Bobby mom.
00:55:00
>> Oh my god.
00:55:01
>> Bakery.
00:55:03
>> Wow.
00:55:03
>> Oh my god.
00:55:04
>> There's kids hitting sheep and goats.
00:55:07
>> Oh my god.
00:55:09
>> What the
00:55:14
I bought like one of everything. Four of
00:55:16
some things. Two of some things.
00:55:20
And it all cost like $1.70.
00:55:22
>> Okay. It's amazing.
00:55:25
>> Yeah. Oh, it does look really good.
00:55:26
>> It does got look good.
00:55:28
>> Pause. Go back.
00:55:29
>> What?
00:55:30
>> Go back. What is that? What is that
00:55:31
pastry on the bottom? That's like What
00:55:33
is that one? Like the pink roll?
00:55:35
>> That's not borat. That's not I forgot.
00:55:37
>> I think it's like a variation of borat
00:55:39
though.
00:55:39
>> But is that like raspberry or fruit?
00:55:41
What's inside? Why is it that color?
00:55:43
>> I'm pretty sure it says dye
00:55:44
>> goat blood.
00:55:47
>> Goat blood roll.
00:55:48
>> You don't ever want to take over the
00:55:50
store and and and
00:55:52
>> I would
00:55:52
>> pass down generations.
00:55:53
>> You worked in it before. Wait a minute.
00:55:55
If Tom Sigura is going to open up a
00:55:57
[ __ ] bakery in in Austin, we should
00:56:00
open up Honey Too here in this here in
00:56:03
LA for her mom.
00:56:04
>> Yeah,
00:56:04
>> I would 100% do that just so we could
00:56:07
compete with Sigura and shut down his
00:56:08
[ __ ] little croissanty.
00:56:10
>> I bet you I want to do that, too.
00:56:12
>> We should do a Honey 2.0.
00:56:13
>> Honey 2.0.
00:56:13
>> Do your mom's bakery here.
00:56:15
>> Yeah. What's the bakery called?
00:56:17
>> Honey's Bakery.
00:56:18
>> Honey's Bakery.
00:56:18
>> Huns Bakery. We'll do it. Honey's Bakery
00:56:20
here.
00:56:21
>> Hunter's Honey's Bakery LA. And it's all
00:56:23
>> it'll be more elevated. I don't want to
00:56:25
say that.
00:56:27
>> I think the flower we're gonna use. No.
00:56:29
Is that feel wrong?
00:56:30
>> WHATEVER YOU WANT.
00:56:32
>> NO. COULD I PLEASE?
00:56:33
>> You're doing it.
00:56:34
>> NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.
00:56:35
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M DROWNING.
00:56:36
>> NO, you're doing it.
00:56:37
>> I need you to back me up here.
00:56:38
>> Yes. Can we use elevated ingredients?
00:56:39
>> You want I mean, you want to ship.
00:56:44
>> Let's just bring that THE DYES AND
00:56:46
EVERYTHING.
00:56:46
>> WE HAVE TO STICK TO the ingredients,
00:56:48
>> the recipes.
00:56:49
>> Yeah, but we have those ingredients
00:56:51
here. Not like this. You don't.
00:56:53
>> Oh, you don't.
00:56:54
>> No. No. Okay. No. That's capri toenails
00:56:56
they mush into there.
00:56:59
>> It's different. I would actually love to
00:57:01
open up a Filipino bakery. Employ your
00:57:03
mom, family members, people from the
00:57:05
Philippines. Bring Filipino cuisine
00:57:07
here.
00:57:07
>> That would be cool.
00:57:08
>> I would I actually would love it.
00:57:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:10
>> Cuz then then we could beat Sigura.
00:57:13
>> And wouldn't that be nice to just like
00:57:15
trample it? It'd be like, "Oh, yeah. You
00:57:16
did good."
00:57:16
>> We'd have to compete. We'd have to buy,
00:57:19
you know what I mean? like open up a
00:57:20
store across the street from his store
00:57:22
>> in Austin.
00:57:23
>> In Austin.
00:57:23
>> But I want it here in LA so we can
00:57:25
>> But the only way to beat him really
00:57:26
>> is to open up a
00:57:27
>> is to close him down.
00:57:28
>> Okay. So, how about this? I'm not even
00:57:30
kidding. What if we do a popup Honey Too
00:57:33
>> across? We do a pop-up shop just for fun
00:57:35
to see how it goes across the street
00:57:36
>> and then you and I definitely have we
00:57:38
promote it.
00:57:39
>> We'll hang out.
00:57:39
>> We definitely have to show we have to
00:57:40
show hope every day.
00:57:41
>> We'll spend a week down there promoting
00:57:43
signage that says, "Don't support two
00:57:44
bears. Support bad."
00:57:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:47
>> And the Bad Friends family.
00:57:48
>> Yeah. I like it. I would I honestly
00:57:50
would love to do that.
00:57:51
>> Yeah, let's do it.
00:57:52
>> I think it'd be so fun.
00:57:53
>> Now, would he be mad, you think?
00:57:54
>> Yeah.
00:57:55
>> Yeah.
00:57:56
>> No, he wouldn't give up.
00:57:57
>> Yeah, I don't think it would be. It'd be
00:57:58
fun.
00:57:58
>> All right. Well, look, let's say goodbye
00:57:59
to the girls. They got to go. Rudy's got
00:58:01
to go to school.
00:58:03
>> We got to come back, though. You're not
00:58:04
going to come back or No,
00:58:06
>> she will.
00:58:06
>> I'm going to be here for 4 months.
00:58:08
>> I know. Do you like doing this podcast?
00:58:10
>> We love having you guys on the show.
00:58:11
>> Give them a round of applause.
00:58:12
Wonderful. Very wonderful.
00:58:14
>> Wonderful stuff. So, thank you to our
00:58:17
our uh our girls for coming back. We
00:58:19
love them. Our our Filipino friends. And
00:58:21
today, once again, Fancy has foisted the
00:58:24
Quinnipiac kids on us.
00:58:26
>> Yeah.
00:58:27
>> All right. Well, send in Send in the
00:58:28
weirdest one.
00:58:30
>> So, let me talk to one of these. Send in
00:58:31
one of the weirdos.
00:58:32
>> Yeah, weirdo. Give me
00:58:32
>> Weirdest one. Give me the weirdest one.
00:58:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. Perfect.
00:58:37
>> Sit in the blue chair.
00:58:38
>> Look at this guy.
00:58:39
>> He dressed up. By the way, all these
00:58:40
kids dressed up for the first time in
00:58:42
any of the classes that have come here.
00:58:43
Of all the Quinnipiac classes that have
00:58:45
come here, these kids all wore dress up
00:58:47
clothes.
00:58:47
>> Yeah. I've never seen them so dressed
00:58:49
up.
00:58:50
>> Yeah. What's your name, sir?
00:58:51
>> Um, Nick. Nick Banano.
00:58:53
>> Nick, you don't have to say your legal
00:58:54
name. What's your social? Give us
00:58:56
pretty.
00:58:56
>> Zero sits.
00:58:57
>> No. Nick Banano.
00:58:59
>> Banano. Really? How do you spell?
00:59:01
>> Braunto. Barano. Barano.
00:59:04
>> Uh, B O N A N O.
00:59:06
>> And what year are you at Kunipak?
00:59:08
>> Third year.
00:59:09
>> So, you're a junior.
00:59:10
>> Yes.
00:59:10
>> Yeah. They don't know that. You haven't
00:59:12
taught them that. Freshman, junior,
00:59:13
senior.
00:59:14
>> What are you doing at Quinnipak? You
00:59:15
want to be a media studies? What are you
00:59:16
doing?
00:59:17
>> Uh, I'm a film, television, and media
00:59:19
arts major.
00:59:20
>> In front of the camera, behind the
00:59:21
camera?
00:59:22
>> I, you know, more behind the camera, but
00:59:24
I like both.
00:59:24
>> Oh, wow. You're an actor as well.
00:59:26
>> I'd like to be. Yeah.
00:59:27
>> Give them a scene.
00:59:28
>> You either are or not?
00:59:31
>> Are you an actor?
00:59:31
>> I am.
00:59:32
>> Good.
00:59:32
>> Wow. Look at that.
00:59:33
>> Wow. I like that. Yeah.
00:59:34
>> Where Where you from, Banano?
00:59:35
>> I'm from uh South Windsor, Connecticut.
00:59:37
Right. Right next to East Arford.
00:59:39
>> Oh, yeah. Hartford. Yeah.
00:59:40
>> Yeah. Connecticut boy. A young
00:59:42
Connecticut boy. Born and raised. That's
00:59:43
where Quinnipic is. Connecticut.
00:59:45
>> You're close.
00:59:45
>> You have a sweet face.
00:59:46
>> He does.
00:59:47
>> Do I?
00:59:47
>> Yeah. A really sweet face.
00:59:48
>> You do, too.
00:59:49
>> He's got good skin, too. This kid, you
00:59:51
never had a pimple your whole life, did
00:59:52
you?
00:59:52
>> Touche.
00:59:53
>> Oh, no. Never. Wow.
00:59:55
>> Seriously once. He's got clear skin.
00:59:56
This guy.
00:59:56
>> He's got rosy cheeks, guy.
00:59:58
>> No, I know. Big.
01:00:00
>> Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh? Guy
01:00:03
>> Bando.
01:00:06
>> He's got rosy cheeks.
01:00:07
>> How How Somehow that's an insult.
01:00:09
>> It is. Yeah.
01:00:10
>> Banana. What's your life like?
01:00:12
>> What's my life like?
01:00:12
>> What's your life like? You a single guy?
01:00:14
What are you doing?
01:00:15
>> Single guy. Um,
01:00:17
>> it's all right.
01:00:18
>> Yeah.
01:00:19
>> What do you mean
01:00:19
>> now? Yeah.
01:00:20
>> Yeah. You like LA?
01:00:21
>> You How old are you?
01:00:23
>> He's 20.
01:00:23
>> You're 20.
01:00:24
>> 20 years old.
01:00:25
>> Single guy.
01:00:25
>> Yes.
01:00:26
>> Um,
01:00:28
Quinnipiac.
01:00:29
>> You tried. Yeah.
01:00:31
>> Ooh, interesting move, Banano.
01:00:34
>> Interesting move, Banano.
01:00:36
And that's a weird move from Banano out
01:00:38
the gate. He might want to hold back a
01:00:41
little bit.
01:00:42
>> Wow.
01:00:42
>> He's going to poke the panda.
01:00:43
>> Great. You did great.
01:00:44
>> Yeah. Thank you, dude.
01:00:45
>> Don't poke the panda, buddy. Don't. It's
01:00:47
Chinese New Year, by the way. You're the
01:00:48
horse. Happy New Year. Don't piss off.
01:00:50
>> That was a trick thing cuz I'm Korean
01:00:52
and we were testing you.
01:00:53
>> Racist. You thanked me.
01:00:55
>> You're Korean? I didn't notice.
01:00:57
>> Oh, wow. Banano.
01:00:58
>> That's another That's another Banano,
01:00:59
dude.
01:00:59
>> Second g second gig.
01:01:00
>> Ow.
01:01:01
>> What's your dream, Banano?
01:01:02
>> My dream?
01:01:03
>> Yeah. to write, direct my own shorts or
01:01:07
not shorts, feature length films.
01:01:08
>> Right.
01:01:09
>> Make more comedies. That's why I love
01:01:11
this podcast. You guys are hilarious.
01:01:12
>> Do you listen to this show?
01:01:13
>> I do.
01:01:14
>> Okay. Right on. Very cool. We'll take
01:01:17
But I know we like that a lot.
01:01:18
>> But no, we like you a lot.
01:01:19
>> Yeah.
01:01:20
>> You're a sweet man. Yeah. Thank you.
01:01:21
>> You're not dating You're not dating
01:01:22
anybody?
01:01:23
>> No, not yet.
01:01:24
>> We'll get you somebody.
01:01:25
>> Yeah. You want somebody out there in the
01:01:27
in the Connecticut or you girls or guys
01:01:28
or what do you girls?
01:01:30
>> I don't know, man. I'm I'm I'm not I'm
01:01:31
not You're being defensive. Yeah, you
01:01:33
got really defensive. I I could have
01:01:34
been anything. Yeah, that's true.
01:01:36
>> What do you eat in the morning? Proof
01:01:37
Froot Loops.
01:01:39
>> Call back.
01:01:40
>> No, I don't eat fruit.
01:01:41
>> Call back.
01:01:43
>> It was almost as bad as his.
01:01:45
>> It was about No, it was a call back.
01:01:47
>> What's your breakfast? What's a banana
01:01:49
breakfast?
01:01:50
>> Yeah,
01:01:50
>> but if anything, it's oatmeal.
01:01:51
>> That's it. Steel cut oatmeal.
01:01:54
>> Well, well, young ladies out there in
01:01:56
the Connecticut metro area,
01:01:58
>> let's ask what kind of women he likes.
01:02:00
>> What kind of women do you like? Like, so
01:02:02
let me give you the eight height range.
01:02:04
Okay.
01:02:04
>> Oh, height. Okay.
01:02:05
>> Four foot five to six foot. Where's
01:02:09
Where is it?
01:02:10
>> If it's like five
01:02:12
>> 5 foot
01:02:13
>> 56 5'5. Yeah.
01:02:14
>> 55. Yeah. Okay. That's fun.
01:02:16
>> Yeah.
01:02:16
>> Okay. If she was 5'1, problem.
01:02:20
>> No,
01:02:20
>> no problem. Let's just say 5'1.
01:02:22
>> 51 to six feet tall. He'll take it.
01:02:24
Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:25
>> I bet he'll take it.
01:02:25
>> And then e is there an ethnicity thing
01:02:27
that you
01:02:28
>> uh not really. Mhm.
01:02:30
>> Italian girls.
01:02:31
>> Like, are you Italian?
01:02:32
>> I am Italian.
01:02:33
>> Okay.
01:02:34
>> Banana.
01:02:34
>> Banana. Oh, banana.
01:02:36
>> That's how they say banana. Banana in
01:02:38
Italian.
01:02:38
>> Santino and Lee.
01:02:40
>> Santino.
01:02:41
>> Give me an accent with Lee, please.
01:02:43
>> Blee.
01:02:46
>> Go ahead. Banano.
01:02:48
>> Lee.
01:02:49
>> Oh, that.
01:02:49
>> Wow. I like that. Lee.
01:02:51
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:52
>> Yeah. That's Lee.
01:02:53
>> So, you wanted an Italian girl.
01:02:55
>> Yeah.
01:02:55
>> All limbs.
01:02:58
>> It's not always a given. It's not a
01:02:59
given.
01:03:00
>> Yeah.
01:03:00
>> So, you and your students are all
01:03:02
together, right? Staying at the same
01:03:03
place.
01:03:03
>> Yeah.
01:03:04
>> Have you guys had any good meals?
01:03:06
>> Uh, yeah. I'm trying to remember. We
01:03:09
went to Oh, well, not In-N-Out.
01:03:10
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:11
>> In No.
01:03:11
>> Why?
01:03:12
>> In.
01:03:13
>> I like it.
01:03:14
>> Yeah.
01:03:14
>> What do you mean you don't like
01:03:15
In-N-Out?
01:03:16
>> It's all right.
01:03:16
>> Yeah.
01:03:17
>> What do you What do you think? What's
01:03:18
better? What fast food is better?
01:03:19
>> What fast food?
01:03:20
>> What fast food burger is better?
01:03:21
>> Shake Shack.
01:03:22
>> You're wrong.
01:03:22
>> You're wrong.
01:03:23
>> Shake Shack.
01:03:23
>> No, you're wrong.
01:03:24
>> I'm from the East Coast. Like, what do
01:03:25
you
01:03:25
>> It doesn't even matter.
01:03:26
>> It's not even close.
01:03:27
>> It's not even close. I think fatburger
01:03:28
is better.
01:03:29
>> H interesting. I actually will give you
01:03:30
some credit there.
01:03:31
>> Fatburg is good cuz bers there's almost
01:03:34
you can customize fat burger.
01:03:36
>> Yeah, I like fat. How do you know fat
01:03:37
burger?
01:03:38
>> Uh Ice Cube talked about it.
01:03:40
>> Oh my god.
01:03:40
>> Oh, that's good.
01:03:42
>> Love iceberg.
01:03:42
>> Give me the loot. Give me the loot.
01:03:46
>> What time in the morning did I ice cube
01:03:48
get get the fat burger?
01:03:50
>> What time in the
01:03:50
>> What time in the morning did I cube get
01:03:52
a fat burger? You had
01:03:53
>> two in the morning.
01:03:54
>> You had it. Two in the morning. Got the
01:03:55
fat burger. You know what I like to do?
01:03:57
>> And what did he see? He saw the lights
01:03:58
of what?
01:03:59
>> Oh, great. We're doing this now. Oh,
01:04:02
>> it was a blimp. What company?
01:04:05
>> Goody year.
01:04:06
>> Yeah. And what did it read? Don't look
01:04:07
up. What did it read?
01:04:09
>> Ice Cube is a blimp.
01:04:12
>> Oh my god.
01:04:13
>> Of the year.
01:04:14
>> Pimp.
01:04:15
>> Okay.
01:04:15
>> Ice Cube's a pimp.
01:04:16
>> Okay.
01:04:16
>> But I'm glad you knew Fatburger. That's
01:04:18
cool.
01:04:18
>> That's so embarrassing. I'm
01:04:20
>> What I like to do with you guys is that
01:04:21
>> That's all right. He's never going to
01:04:22
>> after this podcast, I'm going to give
01:04:23
you guys money. That sounds great.
01:04:26
>> So you guys can go No, but you guys are
01:04:28
going to go eat tonight together
01:04:30
>> as a family.
01:04:30
>> As a family.
01:04:31
>> That's beautiful.
01:04:32
>> Yeah.
01:04:32
>> Go tag in.
01:04:34
>> I want you guys to eat something good,
01:04:36
though.
01:04:36
>> Mhm.
01:04:37
>> Not fast food, right?
01:04:39
>> Yeah.
01:04:39
>> Something good.
01:04:40
>> All right. How about this? Go tag in
01:04:41
somebody else there. Banano. I love you.
01:04:44
>> Bye, Banano.
01:04:44
>> You're the man. We love Banano. Give it
01:04:46
up for Banano.
01:04:47
>> Yeah, he's the best.
01:04:48
>> Tag in somebody, Banano. And we'll get
01:04:49
two people and then we'll call it. Yeah.
01:04:51
Look at this. Look at this. Stand up
01:04:52
real fast. Stand up. Look at this. Look
01:04:54
at this guy's belt. Turn to the side.
01:04:55
>> Yeah.
01:04:56
>> Jesus Christ. On the last loop of the
01:04:57
belt.
01:04:57
>> On the last loop. Get a smaller belt,
01:04:59
man.
01:04:59
>> Whose belt is that? Well, you got to say
01:05:01
it into the mic so we can hear you.
01:05:02
>> Sorry. Yeah, I'll tell you.
01:05:04
>> So, it's funny. The the belt was too
01:05:06
big. I literally took a scissor. I cut a
01:05:08
hole so that it would fit me just for
01:05:10
this occasion.
01:05:11
>> Yeah.
01:05:11
>> This kid's interesting.
01:05:12
>> You don't seem like a survivor to me.
01:05:14
>> Surviv I mean I think I think I could
01:05:17
I'm Jewish. So, I'm I'm a survivor.
01:05:18
>> You know who you are. Repeat after me.
01:05:20
Okay.
01:05:21
>> I like how he goes. I'm Jewish. As if
01:05:22
the belt didn't give it away. Do do this
01:05:24
with your finger. Do this with your
01:05:25
fingers.
01:05:26
>> Okay. Okay.
01:05:26
>> All right. Do this with one finger.
01:05:27
Right. Warriors.
01:05:31
>> Warriors.
01:05:32
>> Come out and play.
01:05:35
>> You're that guy, dude.
01:05:36
>> Yeah, he is that guy.
01:05:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your
01:05:38
names?
01:05:39
>> Uh my name is Harry. Not not Styles.
01:05:41
Call back.
01:05:42
>> This guy's great.
01:05:44
>> And what's Froot Loops? And what's your
01:05:45
name?
01:05:46
>> What's your What's your name?
01:05:47
>> Shirley.
01:05:48
>> Shirley. I like Shirley. I'll tell you
01:05:49
that.
01:05:50
>> You're grounded, Shirley. That's what I
01:05:51
feel. A calmness.
01:05:53
Why?
01:05:55
>> Well, that response is quite grounded.
01:05:57
>> Yeah, it's a very grounded response
01:05:59
>> because you're inquisitive.
01:05:59
>> You're inquisitive.
01:06:00
>> You asked a question to a statement.
01:06:02
That's a grounded thing to do.
01:06:03
>> Well, comparative to his energy, yeah,
01:06:06
you you seem a little bit more grounded
01:06:07
is what I meant.
01:06:08
>> Surely, I guess.
01:06:09
>> Surely you're also Jewish, I imagine.
01:06:12
>> No, no, no.
01:06:12
>> Surely.
01:06:13
>> Yeah.
01:06:13
>> Surely you're Jewish.
01:06:15
>> Yeah.
01:06:15
>> Uh Harry and Shirley are here with us
01:06:17
from Quinnipic. Yeah.
01:06:18
>> Uh students. And uh Harry is a second
01:06:21
year. Yeah. Uh, third year.
01:06:23
>> Third year.
01:06:23
>> Also also a junior.
01:06:24
>> And what about you?
01:06:25
>> Third year.
01:06:26
>> Third year.
01:06:26
>> Wow. What do you guys want to do after?
01:06:28
What's your dream?
01:06:29
>> Um, I I want to be a journalist, but
01:06:31
honestly, put me anywhere. And I'll do
01:06:34
it. I'll do anything.
01:06:35
>> Okay. I like that. And what about you,
01:06:36
Harry?
01:06:37
>> I'm going to sound exactly like Banana,
01:06:38
but I want to write and direct. It's my
01:06:40
dream.
01:06:40
>> It's your dream.
01:06:41
>> Yeah.
01:06:41
>> It's your dream.
01:06:42
>> What kind of movies?
01:06:44
>> I I love horror movies,
01:06:46
>> but
01:06:47
>> like specifically horror comedies. It's
01:06:48
It's a great subgenre.
01:06:50
>> Yeah.
01:06:50
>> Horror comedy. Like your favorite horror
01:06:52
comedy is what?
01:06:54
>> I mean, I'm thinking weapons cuz it's so
01:06:55
recent.
01:06:56
>> That's good.
01:06:57
>> I did like
01:06:58
>> Shin List.
01:06:59
>> My I know I'm Jewish. My favorite
01:07:01
horror.
01:07:01
>> One of the one of the best horror
01:07:02
comedies out there.
01:07:03
>> Oh, 100%.
01:07:04
>> It was very funny.
01:07:05
>> The ending's funny.
01:07:05
>> The ending is hilarious.
01:07:08
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:08
>> I know. What are your favorite horror
01:07:09
comedies?
01:07:11
>> Favorite horror comedies? I like uh I
01:07:13
don't Have you guys heard of Deadstream?
01:07:15
>> No.
01:07:15
>> No,
01:07:15
>> I don't know. Deadream.
01:07:16
>> Deadream was fun. It was like a smaller
01:07:17
indie film.
01:07:18
>> I I liked I liked it a lot. But I mean,
01:07:21
uh, Tucker and Dale is a classic.
01:07:22
>> Yeah, Tucker and Dale is great.
01:07:24
>> Is DeadStream good? I have Shudder.
01:07:26
>> Dead Stream is really good. I mean,
01:07:27
>> is it on Shudder?
01:07:28
>> It's It is on.
01:07:29
>> What the [ __ ] is that, dude?
01:07:31
>> Part Yeah,
01:07:32
>> it's it's funny. I'm telling you.
01:07:34
>> It's like Shane Gleting a bath.
01:07:39
He's
01:07:39
>> going back to the Well,
01:07:43
Harry. Harry, your dream is to make
01:07:45
horror comedy and you want to be a
01:07:46
journalist.
01:07:47
>> Yes. Well, and then how has this been
01:07:49
going with him in Los Angeles this this
01:07:50
little semester in LA or whatever?
01:07:52
>> It's it's going great. I mean, I'm I'm
01:07:53
from Connecticut, so we don't have all
01:07:55
these these amazing film opportunities
01:07:57
that are out here. So, I've been loving
01:07:58
it.
01:07:59
>> He sounds like he's politicking right
01:08:00
now.
01:08:00
>> Yeah, he's very good.
01:08:01
>> How about you?
01:08:01
>> He's I mean, it's been great for me.
01:08:04
>> Where are you from?
01:08:04
>> I'm from Connecticut, too.
01:08:06
>> So, is everybody usually from
01:08:07
Connecticut that goes to the school?
01:08:08
Huh? Cuz
01:08:08
>> I was born in New York.
01:08:09
>> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:08:10
whoa.
01:08:11
>> I was like, give me my credit. Walking
01:08:13
here. Hey, hey, hey,
01:08:16
>> hey.
01:08:17
50 for a slice.
01:08:20
>> Do you guys like LA so far?
01:08:21
>> Honestly, love it.
01:08:23
>> Yeah. What about you, Harry?
01:08:24
>> No, it's great. It's great. Like, I just
01:08:26
I feel like when I'm here, I want to be
01:08:27
out 24/7.
01:08:30
>> You guys should get into Bobby's house.
01:08:31
He's going to hand you guys money right
01:08:32
now to go get food.
01:08:33
>> You guys got to get dinner. This is
01:08:34
>> Oh, no. You don't You don't have to,
01:08:35
Bobby.
01:08:35
>> I want to because I know you guys don't
01:08:36
have a lot of money.
01:08:38
>> Yeah, thank you.
01:08:38
>> We are We are college students. You
01:08:40
actually don't know that. These kids
01:08:41
could come from
01:08:42
>> It doesn't matter. I'd like to pay for
01:08:43
their dinner. Here's
01:08:44
>> Oh, are you sure? Yeah.
01:08:45
>> Yeah. Grab it.
01:08:47
>> You can probably get the dinner for you,
01:08:48
right? For 300.
01:08:49
>> Grab it. You're Jewish.
01:08:50
>> Do you think they can?
01:08:51
>> I know. I'm Jewish. Let me let them
01:08:52
grab.
01:08:53
>> They can, right?
01:08:53
>> Yeah.
01:08:54
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:55
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:55
>> They can go. How much is it?
01:08:56
>> 300.
01:08:57
>> Yeah. Well, you're so sweet. Thank you.
01:08:59
400.
01:09:00
>> No, dude. You give them 100.
01:09:01
>> I don't have any cash in my pocket.
01:09:02
>> Yeah. You never do this. I'm the one.
01:09:04
That's [ __ ] [ __ ] dude.
01:09:05
>> This is part of the show.
01:09:06
>> I But every TIME I DO IT, YOU DON'T DO
01:09:08
ANYTHING.
01:09:08
>> That's right.
01:09:09
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:09
>> That's the the other 97%. I did the
01:09:11
other 97% of the work and that's
01:09:14
>> All right. All right.
01:09:15
>> Give him the 100.
01:09:15
>> Okay. Okay. Here's another 100.
01:09:17
>> Another 100. Thank you so much.
01:09:18
>> Well, then you guys all have to go to
01:09:20
dinner together. If we find out from
01:09:21
Fancy you didn't go to dinner.
01:09:22
>> We will. We will
01:09:23
>> take a photo for you guys.
01:09:24
>> Surely you can you could take that.
01:09:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:26
>> You see what he did just?
01:09:28
>> Yeah.
01:09:28
>> But I'm telling you right now, you have
01:09:30
to go to dinner with that. You can't be
01:09:31
splitting it. You know what I mean? For
01:09:33
other things.
01:09:33
>> No, we will.
01:09:34
>> This is for dinner tonight with the
01:09:36
group.
01:09:36
>> And I I'll make sure Fancy tells you
01:09:37
where we went. Yeah, I want to know
01:09:39
where they went because I'll know if
01:09:41
they spent the money depending on
01:09:42
>> we'll be very fancy
01:09:43
>> canes. No,
01:09:44
>> no canes. Got to be somewhere nice. I'm
01:09:46
I'm Jewish, but I promise to tip. Well,
01:09:50
>> it's a good way.
01:09:52
>> Yeah.
01:09:56
>> You know what that
01:09:57
>> I don't understand it, but
01:09:58
>> Well, he will. 12%.
01:09:59
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:01
>> 15%.
01:10:01
>> 15.
01:10:02
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:03
>> 20 20 No. Yeah. No chance.
01:10:05
>> No chance. No chance. Go somewhere nice.
01:10:07
Okay. Okay. Well, look, we we want to
01:10:09
thank you guys. We hope What do we have?
01:10:10
We have one more person. All right. Go
01:10:12
tag in the other person.
01:10:13
>> Thank you so much. Good luck with your
01:10:15
good luck with everything.
01:10:16
>> Thank you so much. Pleasure being on
01:10:18
>> Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Tag
01:10:19
in. Come on in. Come on. Sit down. Man,
01:10:21
>> it's your time to showcase your
01:10:24
>> this guy. They all dressed up.
01:10:25
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:27
>> You like this guy?
01:10:28
>> Do you You guys know this guy?
01:10:30
>> Of course.
01:10:31
>> A little first time.
01:10:33
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:35
>> This guy not from Connecticut. I'm not
01:10:37
actually. I'm from um White Plains, New
01:10:39
York.
01:10:39
>> Yeah, we can tell.
01:10:40
>> Yeah, I'm a New Yorker.
01:10:41
>> I can see that the uh the the goatee in
01:10:44
the earrings does not say Connecticut.
01:10:46
>> No,
01:10:47
>> you know what? Do you What's your name?
01:10:48
>> I'm Will.
01:10:49
>> Will. Will uh a Quinnipic senior?
01:10:52
>> I'm actually a third year. I'm a junior
01:10:54
as well.
01:10:54
>> Third year. Okay. Quinnipic. Third year.
01:10:56
And what do you want to do, Will?
01:10:57
>> Um so my dream job would probably be
01:10:59
like a cinematographer in the film
01:11:00
industry.
01:11:01
>> Okay. Something that's good.
01:11:02
>> Behind the camera.
01:11:03
>> You want to be You don't want to be on
01:11:04
front like Oh, no. No. Yeah.
01:11:07
>> Yeah. He thinks he's George Clooney.
01:11:09
>> Yeah. I mean,
01:11:10
>> yeah. You want to stay behind the
01:11:12
camera.
01:11:12
>> Stay behind the camera.
01:11:13
>> Cinematographer.
01:11:14
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:15
>> You know who you kind of look like?
01:11:17
>> George R. Martin.
01:11:19
>> You kind of have this George.
01:11:21
>> Yeah. The writer that gave
01:11:22
>> Look at this.
01:11:23
>> You kind of be like his son or
01:11:24
something.
01:11:25
>> As a young guy,
01:11:25
>> as a young man, you kind of have his
01:11:27
young man. Go to
01:11:28
>> Oh, wow. I didn't even realize.
01:11:29
>> He had cool facial hair. You kind of
01:11:30
look like that.
01:11:31
>> Yeah, brother.
01:11:32
>> You have that. That's you.
01:11:33
>> I can see it.
01:11:33
>> Your future is bright.
01:11:34
>> That's you. Yeah. Your future is bright.
01:11:37
>> Really bright.
01:11:37
>> You want to be behind the camera? You
01:11:38
want to You want to um You want to DP?
01:11:41
>> DP. Yes. So, like I'll work my way up
01:11:43
like PA, second AC,
01:11:44
>> and then DP
01:11:45
>> and then hopefully that's the end.
01:11:46
>> That's the goal.
01:11:47
>> Yeah.
01:11:47
>> I think it's achievable. Seems like an
01:11:49
artist to me. Seems like Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:51
>> What's your favorite band? Go fast.
01:11:52
>> Um I mean, it's not really It's Tamala.
01:11:54
I mean, it's like one guy.
01:11:54
>> I love Tal. I love it.
01:11:55
>> Oh my god. I love it. Love it.
01:11:56
>> Yeah. Is it one guy though or is it a
01:11:58
band? What do you
01:11:58
>> It's one guy. It's one guy.
01:11:59
>> It's a band, but it's one man. When he
01:12:02
performs live, it's a band, but I think
01:12:03
when he's in the studio, he does it by
01:12:04
himself. But I consider them my favorite
01:12:06
band.
01:12:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. Give me give me another
01:12:08
band.
01:12:08
>> Um I mean I love um Green Day. They're
01:12:11
great. I know you mentioned earlier, but
01:12:12
um they are pretty
01:12:13
>> I'm in the new I'm in the new Green Day
01:12:15
movie.
01:12:15
>> Wow.
01:12:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome.
01:12:17
>> Yellow day.
01:12:18
>> Yellow.
01:12:18
>> Yellow.
01:12:23
>> Really good. They're racist, but good.
01:12:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. Touche.
01:12:27
>> Well, hopefully these dreams come true
01:12:28
for you guys. You excited to go to get a
01:12:29
meal tonight?
01:12:30
>> Yeah, I'm very excited. Thank you very
01:12:31
much. Really appreciate No, thank you.
01:12:33
All right. I love you.
01:12:35
>> Good luck to you. Do you have any
01:12:36
questions of wisdom that we can give you
01:12:38
right now? We
01:12:39
>> any questions we can fulfill?
01:12:41
>> Um I mean the moment I'm just I'm really
01:12:42
grateful that I'm here and talking to
01:12:44
you guys. This is a great experience.
01:12:45
>> That's not a question to ask a question.
01:12:46
>> No, but that was an honest
01:12:48
>> No, I was just say like thank you for
01:12:49
having us.
01:12:49
>> Thank you for even being here.
01:12:51
>> We love we love having we love
01:12:53
Quinnipic. For some reason we continue
01:12:54
to support this university, but it's
01:12:56
done nothing for us except for give us a
01:12:58
room to podcast in that was like a
01:13:00
funeral home. Yeah.
01:13:02
>> I mean, it was unbelievable that place.
01:13:03
We really enjoyed our time there.
01:13:05
They're good people. Um, you know, how
01:13:07
about you do this? Why don't you look
01:13:08
into that camera and say, "Thanks for
01:13:08
being a bad friend."
01:13:09
>> That right there.
01:13:10
>> Yeah.
01:13:10
>> All right. Thank you guys for being a
01:13:11
bad friend. Thank you.
01:13:14
>> I love
01:13:22
>> I will say I have a I have a street
01:13:24
joke. It's not my joke, but I'm giving
01:13:26
you a street joke that somebody told me
01:13:28
today. It made me laugh so hard. He
01:13:30
goes, "Did you hear what they're
01:13:31
>> I'm going to try not to laugh.
01:13:33
>> Good. Did you hear what
01:13:34
>> See it to my face, though.
01:13:36
>> All right. Did you hear what they're re
01:13:38
what they're renaming Epstein Island?"
01:13:41
>> Kid Rock.
01:13:43
>> That is so good. It's unbelievable.
01:13:47
That's right there. How have we not done
01:13:49
that?
01:13:50
>> That's our show joke. That's an our show
01:13:52
joke.
01:13:53
>> And my buddy told me that. Kid Rock.
01:13:55
>> I I have a new name. I have a new joke
01:13:56
from from that joke.
01:13:57
>> Yeah. What is it? They're renaming
01:13:59
Epstein Island.
01:14:01
I already know it's not going to work,
01:14:05
but I'm going to commit
01:14:07
Bad Bunny.
01:14:10
>> Worst bunny.
01:14:11
>> Bad good bomb.
01:14:13
>> I'll see you later.
01:14:14
>> Um,
01:14:14
>> do you have any more jokes?
01:14:16
>> Do what? Yeah. Give me a topic. Let me I
01:14:18
want you to improvise a joke. Give me a
01:14:20
topic.
01:14:20
>> Prince Andrew.
01:14:21
>> What?
01:14:21
>> Prince Andrew. Yeah, they arrested him,
01:14:23
right?
01:14:24
>> Yeah.
01:14:24
>> Yeah. Finally.
01:14:27
[ __ ] that's a hard one.
01:14:30
>> I like that village people shirt.
01:14:32
>> What did the queen say to
01:14:37
what what did the queen say to Prince
01:14:39
Charles about her brother? About his
01:14:42
brother.
01:14:43
>> What?
01:14:43
>> I already [ __ ] it up. Give me another
01:14:45
shot.
01:14:45
>> What did What?
01:14:47
>> Let me say it again. Sure.
01:14:48
>> Cuz I haven't thought about the punch
01:14:49
line yet, so I have to repeat it.
01:14:50
>> Yeah, I know what you're doing. I see
01:14:52
how your brain works.
01:14:52
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:53
>> Like this.
01:14:54
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:58
Yeah.
01:15:06
Woo!
01:15:08
Yeah.
