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You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends.
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>> We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy boy. >> Hey, buddy. It's good to see you, too.
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>> So, I'm doing my first special this Friday and [applause] uh >> we've talked about this for years. How
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exciting is this? We >> talked about it for years. >> No, for but like we've really talked
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about this for years. 30 years. >> Yeah. Pink face. >> Pink face. >> I mean, your face is so pink. What are
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you trying to prove, bud? >> Is my face pink? >> Yeah, but yours is naturally pink.
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>> Yeah, but that's unnatural. >> I'm fleshed from the whiskey.
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>> Yeah. >> Okay. My >> He's Asian. He breaks out like you guys
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do when he has whiskey. >> Why did you come at me so aggressive? >> You know what else he has?
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>> Huh? >> The emperor eyes from Star Wars. [laughter] >> Oh, look at that.
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>> He's an emperor. You >> Yeah, like the emperor, dude. He has right now, dude. Tom Sugar has emperor
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eyes. Look at that. >> He's calling you She Palpatine. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Why did you come at me so hard? >> Yeah. What? What is that about?
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>> I'm so sorry. [snorts] >> I'm so uncalled for and unnecessary.
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>> This happens every time I see you. >> No, it No, it doesn't. >> Every time I see you.
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>> No, it doesn't. >> You come at me with some insult and then you go, "My bad, dude."
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>> It It is my bad, dude. >> But wait, WHAT? >> WELL, YOU INSULT ME ALL THE TIME.
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>> WHAT DID When's the last time he insulted you? Either >> public attitude.
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>> Oh. Oh, >> it's an energy insult. >> It's energy. It's energy insults. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I mean, you don't have to say words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of
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it. So, you know what happens? >> That didn't happen at all. [laughter]
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>> Self-sabotage >> cuz he has a special coming up and he goes, "I don't feel well." Mad at you.
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Things. Yes. He's doing that. Carlos, he's doing all the things. >> Here's what happened. Okay.
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>> All right. So, all my reps are like, "You got to put your reps in." I said
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reps twice. >> All your reps. >> Oh, the reps to doing your standup reps.
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Yeah. >> My representation said I have to do a lot of reps. >> Repetitions. Let me just help clarify
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them for the audience. >> Thank you. [laughter] Thank you. Anyway, so I did Bakersfield in Fresno
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over the weekend. I just was around too many people. And then I wake up, >> humble brag about the tickets he was
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selling. >> Really? 750 people. That's not a lot. >> That is a lot.
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>> Anyway, um I wake up Monday morning with a sore throat and bodyaches. >> Do you think it's from the shows?
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>> Yeah. You think it's from the shows? >> What do you think, Tommy Boy? [laughter]
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>> He thinks he got me with Tommy Boy. Huh? >> Oh, you got COVID. >> Oh, no. No. I took it. No, I took a
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test. I don't have CO or the flu. >> Do you think Do you Did you perhaps Did
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you see a um a female friend over the last couple of days? >> I did not. No.
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>> Look at me. >> I've been celibate. >> Look at me when you do that.
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>> Did you not? >> I was celibate. >> Did you not see a female friend?
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>> No, I did not. I swear to God I didn't. >> You swear to God? >> Yeah, because I'm I'm saving up my com
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for [laughter] the special >> for the special. >> Because they said they have to save your
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come. You know what? What >> that is? Can I tell you something? >> I I mean this in all
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>> like fighters do it. I heard so I did it. [laughter] >> That's the best advice. You should save
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your chi for sure. >> I did. And I am. >> Yeah. But keep it saved for the
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>> for how long? >> At least through the spect. >> Yeah, I am. Okay.
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>> Of course I am. >> Don't make kissy faces with anybody. >> I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude.
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Like Rocky did. >> Yeah. >> Is that how he But he ended up losing in
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that movie. >> I know. He He didn't save enough. [laughter] >> I don't have a choice.
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>> Yeah. So, he did tap Adrian a couple times before. >> He did. Yeah, that's true.
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>> So, but can we start over? >> Yeah, you guys need to do a start over.
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Can we start over? >> No, we're not starting over. >> We're going to put that in, but you need
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to start over this relationship cuz Tom's an old friend of ours. It feels strange to do that.
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>> He dressed like a CIA agent now lately. [laughter] >> We're almost the same.
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>> I know. All right. You're right. >> All right. Let's start over.
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>> Okay. What I was saying, >> welcome to the show. >> Yeah. Before
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>> You look real good. >> Thanks, buddy. So do you. You were stuck in the Caribbean.
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>> Yeah. How'd you know? >> Because that, you know, people I've
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never been there and some people get to go. >> Is it the Caribbean or is it the
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Caribbean? >> Yeah. I can't believe. >> And I'm being honest. Is it?
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>> I'm a fan of Caribbean. >> It's the Caribbean because it sounds
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cooler. >> Yeah. I don't. >> Comedians Tom and Christina Paziski
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stuck in the Caribbean due to Venezuela related. >> My favorite thing is that
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>> that angle, by the way, that's insane. It looks like you guys are being
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interrogated. All all [laughter] all we did was like we got a call from our podcast producer who was like, "Hey,
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you're not back so we can't record an episode. Can you just put a video together for the podcast audience?"
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>> Yeah. >> And then people sent me, they're like, "Oh, you're on TMZ." I was like, "For
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what?" They're like, "For that video." >> Oh, that's who picked this whole story
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up. >> How did they get it? >> Because it was We just posted >> They posted it on Instagram.
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>> Yeah. Just like, "Hey, we're not doing a podcast this week. We're in the We're
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stuck." And then TMZ was like, "They're stuck." And then the only thing I heard
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from people was, "I hope you [ __ ] stay there." [laughter] >> Who would say that?
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>> Oh, they're like, "You wrote that a few times." >> I know, but
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wait, go back up to the just the way that TMZ titles things. Go back to the title is
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>> Stranded in Paradise, Maduro's Capture, Shutdown, Flights Home. >> It's so ridiculous.
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>> Okay, so we got Tom Cigar and Christina Pazinski and they're stuck. They're
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stuck. Stuck stuck. thus in [laughter] paradise. Don't feel bad for them. Um, what I was
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trying to say then, and you came at me, came at him again about my pink skin and
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all this [ __ ] >> was just that >> for years we've been talking about you
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doing a special and I was just saying that I'm so excited and so happy that you're actually doing it and that fans
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get to see you do your standup now in a special. I think it's amazing. [applause]
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>> Yeah, >> I'm so We're so happy. Not my full potential because I'm I'm not feeling
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well. >> You're fine. You're going to be fine. >> Let's get you Let's get you an IV. Let's
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get >> I did IV yesterday. It didn't work. [ __ ] >> No. Do it again. And have you done ND
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yet? >> I have ADD. >> No. Nad. [laughter] Okay. >> Yeah. Michael Jordan's flu game.
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Probably one of the greatest. He scored 38 points while battling the flu or it was going out
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>> the night before and partying. But even still, the Irish flu does get me. So
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this could be your flu game. >> What? Tell me. Explain it to I like >> 1997 game five in the finals. Jordan had
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the flu. >> Basketball. >> Oh yeah. Michael Jordan. >> He was Michael B. Jordan.
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>> Oh god. >> No. Michael, >> not sinners. This is a [ __ ] It's not
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Michael B. Jordan. >> No. >> Okay. >> This is the flu game and he had the flu
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and he performed. >> Unbelievable. It was It's It's as if the gods were like, "You're going to be okay
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with >> because they it's it's what happened. It's it's it's that he is God's choice.
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>> He's God's choice and you're God's choice as well. and your special.
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>> You're gonna be amazing in this, dude. >> Yep. >> You're gonna be amazing in this.
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>> Okay. Flu game. >> Believe it. This is your flu game. >> Never even heard of it. This is the flu.
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Never heard of the flu game. June 11th. Tell me more about it. Tell me more about it. Guys,
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>> tell me more about it. >> It's legendary. It's legendary. If you
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>> Is there a diarrhea game? >> There is a diarrhea. >> The flu game is talked about more.
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>> The diarrhea. >> It is. >> Yeah. Pierce had Pierce had a diarrhea
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game. >> That's right. That's right. >> But but >> this one's a little bit more prominent.
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>> Then there was an AIDS game. So, Magic Had an HV game. >> Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
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>> That one, you know, >> that's a scary game. >> Wait a minute.
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>> What? Is there a name yet for the special? >> Yes. What is it? >> It's so good.
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>> Finally. >> It's perfect. >> Why not? Why not? [applause] You don't
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like it? >> And I love it. And And you're shooting in San Diego >> in 3D. Yeah. [laughter]
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>> 3D, 4 HD, the whole thing. Dolby. >> They're doing it in IMAX,
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>> dude. You want Dolby? I got I got Dolby, dude. Laser. >> And where's this going to be? Laser
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technology. staring >> Hulu. >> Huluru. [ __ ] >> Yeah. Huru. [laughter]
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Huru. Huru. >> Hulu. >> Right on Huluur. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's amazing, dude.
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>> You don't think I deserve it? >> I didn't [snorts] I didn't Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Aggressive. It [laughter] was so condescending what he just did, dude. >> No, he just
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>> He's successful. He's successful. He's conquered the game, dude. He's on top of
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Just shut the [ __ ] up, dude. >> Whoa. See what he's doing? Wow. All right.
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>> I also came here >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, you came here what? >> To say thank you for when doing season
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one of Bad Thoughts. We're starting season two. It was a fun experience and thank you so much for having [laughter]
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>> How long have you been awake? >> I've been in bed for 24 hours.
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>> Can I tell you all you need to do >> you you're Can I I've seen this on Tik
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Tok. I've seen this on Tik Tok. >> This bit right here. >> No, no, not this bit. It's the white
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man's I know you're half Peruvian. >> Whatever it is. I appreciate that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's your your hand domination. >> Oh, hand domination.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing that. He makes trying to control the
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conversation. I understand what you're doing with your hands [laughter] and I'm
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doing it back >> and you're seeing it through it. >> I'm seeing right through it, dude. Okay,
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go ahead. >> What are you going to say? >> That this weekend is going to be
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fantastic for you. >> Mhm. >> And these next few days, all I hope is
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that you actually listen to your body when it says it's time to rest. Get your
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rest, get your fluids, eat your food, feel good, and on Friday and Saturday and however many shows you're gonna
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tape, you're gonna feel great, man. It's going to be fantastic. >> And you know, Tom, I have to be honest
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with you. [snorts] >> Let me [clears throat] be real with you, dude. Yeah.
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>> You've been a friend, >> a real comrade, >> and uh I apologize for being so
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negative. >> I appreciate that. >> Yeah. >> When I was talking about your pink face
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and your uh emperor eyes. Yeah. Right. It's just an observation >> because they're blue or is it because of
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the >> No, it just looked weird. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. I mean, it's so um
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[laughter] >> [ __ ] you, dude. >> You do. All right. What do I have to do?
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Yeah. Yeah. You're with him, dude. You're in that room with him. I've been
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sitting here. How long have I been sitting here? >> 10 minutes. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've been sitting here.
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You're cackling. You know what I mean? Sandy with your >> Do you know that over the last few
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years, few times he has graced me with his presence to come on shows with me? I've invited them.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Do you know that every time he gets introduced, it is
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>> just like thunderous. Thunderous. >> It's crazy the reception this gets.
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>> It's unbelievable. >> And that's is going to be like when the
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special >> that's going to be the exact same thing. >> People are going to lose their minds.
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>> They are going to lose their minds. I know that. I know that as a fact.
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>> You know what? I take >> Hold on. The whites are talking. >> Okay. [laughter]
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>> Okay. >> We're proud of him. >> Yeah. >> We're very proud of him.
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>> To get a little guy like this up there and doing his thing, it's going to be
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[ __ ] amazing. >> Now, do you feel a little bit better? >> Yeah. >> You're getting hyped up.
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>> I sure do. [snorts] >> I feel jazzed. [laughter] >> You know, I know. I know.
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>> This is a look. >> And let me tell you something. Whatever you're doing, dude. Yeah. [laughter]
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>> [ __ ] off. Right. Go back to Austin. >> Go back. >> Come on.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm tired of it, dude. >> Why are you tired of it?
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>> I love you. >> I love you, too. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> When does it come out? Do you know when
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it comes out on >> In November. >> Oh, so you got a you got some times.
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We need, you know. >> Yeah. We need [laughter] >> going to be some re-shoots.
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>> Okay. Here we go. Mr. Director. [laughter] >> Well, first of all,
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>> it says Mr. Director. >> Andreas is back and we want to welcome back our old friend Andreas who hasn't
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been around. Andreas. And you guys can speak uh in tongues like you guys do to each other. You ask for the bathroom
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key. Yes. >> And what? How did he say it to you? What did he say? [snorts]
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>> Mayo. >> Yeah. Where's >> the mayo? >> You feeling a little bit better now?
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>> Is he direct? Are you directing it? >> No. >> Louis Cats. >> Louis Cats. The legendary Louis Cats.
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>> I do know Louis. >> Yeah, Louis Cats is going to do it. >> Fantastic.
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>> Did you consider or No, [laughter] >> I can say it. I'm happy.
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>> Not even. By the way, I've seen that movie. It's a great movie.
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>> It's great. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> I did consider it. >> You did?
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>> Yeah. Um, he just doesn't know my act as well as Louis does. [snorts]
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>> That's not why. >> Yeah, I need performance notes. >> Can I Could I come?
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>> Could I just throw something in here though? >> Was there no thought of reaching out to
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me? >> Yeah. Interesting. >> What? You would never direct my special.
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>> Why would I not direct your special? >> You would never do it. >> Why?
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>> Why would I ask and get rejected by you? >> I would never reject you.
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>> Oh, so what would you say? I call ding ding. Hello. Is that >> Is it your mom's house?
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>> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Is it the corporate you're you're the corporate center of your
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mom's house? >> Yes. >> Can I Can I Can I get linked to the Tom Sugar girl, the president, please?
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>> Sure. Yes. Hold on a second. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Hello. This is a the second assistant.
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You talk to the first assistant. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm Bobby Lee. Have you
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heard of me? >> Uh yeah, I know. But I'm friends with Tom. >> Okay. I'll I'll send you over to the
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first assistant. >> I was already at the first assistant and he sent me to the second assistant. I
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need to talk to Tom. Okay. >> He's not picking up my phone calls. >> Which Asian is this?
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>> I'm Korean. >> Hold on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see a Did you
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see Asian or agency? [laughter] >> Asian's fine. >> Anyway, I know. Can I talk to Sugura? Is
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there somebody closest to Sugar I could talk to? >> He loves Grandma Kims. Hold on one
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second. And then they pass you through. >> Hey, Bobby. >> Hello, Tom.
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>> Yeah. >> Hey. >> What's up, man? >> What's up, man?
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>> What are you doing, >> Groovy? >> What are you calling for?
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>> What's up? >> What What What's the call for? I just want to see how you were.
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>> Oh, I'm good, man. How are you? >> The dogs. >> We don't have dogs. [laughter]
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>> I'm sure you will. >> I'm sure you will, dude. >> My son's allergic. I thought you knew
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that. >> Yeah. Yeah. How are the kids? >> They're good. They're allergic to dogs.
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>> Christina >> alive and well. >> That's fantastic. Wow. You're What a
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show you're running. >> Thanks, man. >> Yeah. Thanks to Tired of talking to me.
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>> Not at all. Not at all. >> I could hear something in your voice. >> No, bro. What's going How's How's
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Andrew? >> Oh, he's fine. And Daddy Dandy, he's hanging out with his friends Taylor
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Swift and Barack Obama. [laughter] >> [ __ ] Is he friends with them? >> Yeah. Yeah, he's level.
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>> He's not around. No. >> Hey, Tom. I'm here. Andrew. Hey, buddy.
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>> Came out of nowhere, bud. >> Hey, I picked up I picked up the line
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upstairs. >> Oh, I see. See, you know what's going on. Bobby, you can hang out. What's
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going on? [laughter] >> What's up, dude? >> What's up, bro? >> Nothing. Bobby was going to ask you if
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you direct a special. >> What? >> He was going to ask you to [laughter]
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direct a special. Why the [ __ ] would I He's not on the phone anymore. I'm still
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here. >> OH, HEY BOB. >> HEY [ __ ] >> HEY. SO, can you >> When is it? Oh, it's going to be um
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January 16th and 17th. >> That's right. >> Oh, I have a stool sample thing I got to
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do for my >> Oh, yeah. You told me about that. >> I don't know. Can you move that?
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>> I don't think you can. >> I don't think you can move that. You
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know what I could do though? I could ask. >> Yeah. Ask who? >> I'll ask the doctor.
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>> Okay. >> And if the doctor says no, doctor comes first. Right. Okay. Uh, you have any
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suggestions of somebody that could direct it? You think? Have fun and do your best. [laughter]
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>> Will you consider it, Tom? Bob. [laughter] >> See, that's what's See, that's what's
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going to happen. >> That would never happen. >> That's why I don't call.
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>> You know that's >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would have done it
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>> in a heartbeat. >> Wow. >> That's nice. That's nice to know.
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>> And also, but I will say this. I think I think Louis Cass is super talent.
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>> I do think he's super >> and he's going to put out he's going to
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make something glorious >> because you know he's so like hands on >> rookie quarterback
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>> 247. >> It's a big risk. >> But I like it. >> It's smart.
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>> No, he's great. >> Get him out there on the field. He can play.
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>> He's going to play. >> Yeah, >> he's going to play well.
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>> Although the other day I go, "Do you have any audience shots?" He goes,
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"We're not doing that. >> I'm on his team. I don't like I I don't
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like them. You don't need them." Why? Why? Why sometimes Why does theience
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have one locked off just for edits, right? Just because you're like, I want to jump to it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I never liked it. I Why does your audience need to see the audience?
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>> I did not. I did not. No. >> Who do drugstores? >> I don't remember.
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>> No. But you have different people doing it in different shows. >> The glorious Brandon Durmer did it. Our
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good friend Brandon >> Oh, Dur did one. >> He did White Noise. >> Oh, he did.
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>> Yeah. >> Amazing. >> Yeah. >> And uh >> and Homefield Advantage.
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>> Who directs your different people? I've had for the last two I had Ryan Paleo, I
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had Jay Carris do one, I had Ramy Hash do one, I had >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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>> How many have you done? Four. >> Six. >> You've done six specials already.
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>> Yeah. >> All Netflix. >> All were on Netflix. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
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>> Yeah. There's one out right now, man. >> There's one out right now. Teacher.
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>> Teacher. Yeah. >> Go check it out on YouTube. >> It's on Netflix. [laughter]
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>> Bobby, you got it. >> Netflix. >> Netflix. YouTube. Whatever. We're on
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We're on YouTube, not whatever. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I
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was I can't make a joke to the king. >> Premier League, you know. >> Oh.
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>> Oh, Premier League. >> He's in the Premier League. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> And I'm in the third division. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I see.
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>> What are some of the teams that we're aligned with? >> Um I'm Portmith.
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>> Exactly. >> Yeah. Yeah. Very good. >> I'm Coventry City. [laughter]
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>> You know teams. >> Yeah, I do. I do. >> He's a big soccer fan. Are you really a
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huge soccer fan? >> Yeah. >> Arsenal. >> I'm Cardiff. Who? Do you have an
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all-time favorite team? >> Arsenal FC. >> That's your squad. >> Bleed red.
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>> Do you don't have a tattoo of them? >> I don't. I'm going to get one though. I
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bleed red though. >> Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the special. >> You should do it for the special.
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Actually, >> get an Arsenal tattoo for the >> under and under it. Right. Finally.
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>> Yeah. And where do I do it? >> Under the Gooner Cannon. >> Right under my eye.
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>> Oh my god, that's a fantastic idea. >> Like a cannon cuz that's
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>> Yes. Who's your favorite player of all time? >> Probably Terry Henry.
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>> Get that on the other eye. [laughter] But Henry's face here, Arsenal here,
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>> and then you lock in on Friday, Saturday. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
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>> I feel like I feel like the focal point there needs to be something here, too.
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>> Maybe a soccer ball. [laughter] >> Maybe. Maybe something different,
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though. Like something I'm into, >> you know? >> Video games. >> That's right.
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>> A bed. Put a bed up there. No. Korea. >> Ghost of whatever. [laughter]
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>> What did you just say? >> What did you say? [ __ ] >> the gigantic watermelon. You like to
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>> I don't understand. We're just throw it down. Antic watermelon.
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>> Yeah, the pizza looking nice to harvest. >> What? >> From Stardew Valley. [laughter]
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>> OH, >> FROM STARDEW VALLEY. [laughter] NOW I GET IT. >> OH. OH, [ __ ]
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>> Very funny. Good slam. >> That's a good slam, dude. Why? Cuz I
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like farmy simulation games. You [ __ ] face, >> right? I love to plant. All right. It's
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not Okay. >> Isn't it funny that he'll plant on a video game, but never in real life?
00:18:07
>> Yeah. >> It's kind of fascinating. >> What about Bulooi right here? Oh,
00:18:10
>> I love the meat. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's you.
00:18:13
>> Yeah. >> What a marin farm. [laughter] >> It's not just brea that. I [laughter] do
00:18:21
too. >> They don't have watermelons and they have um >> kimchi. Kimchi. Kimchi.
00:18:28
>> They're summer memelons. >> Kimchi. Okay. If you were going to do
00:18:31
Korean food on your face tattooed for the rest of your life kimchi. >> I mean,
00:18:35
>> a bowl of BBOP. >> That would be the foundation of it all. Yeah, I would do a bowl of bean and bop,
00:18:40
>> not kimchi. Wow. >> Bibb and bop is an interesting dish because it does symbolize my life.
00:18:46
>> Yeah, >> it's a mixture of things. >> Go on. >> Layers.
00:18:49
>> What? >> There's a lot of layers. >> I just said it. >> Do you have a top one or two LA spots?
00:18:56
>> Oh, yeah. Korean spots. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Parks. >> Well, I went to parks Sunday and
00:19:01
yesterday, by the way. >> Both days. Yeah. >> Chosan Goi. >> Yeah. So I go to Chosan even though we
00:19:06
saw the last time I was there I saw a dead body in the front. So I kind of haven't
00:19:10
>> in the front meaning the lobby like the host stand or >> just standing sitting there laying there
00:19:14
in the front of the entrance area. >> Dead. >> Yeah, she was dead. >> They die all the time out.
00:19:18
>> Yeah, they got idea. Yeah, it's >> and they had the they had they had the
00:19:21
what thing over her right and I was smoking a cigarette by the front. >> She's dead in the restaurant [laughter]
00:19:26
right out front. >> Right out front of the restaurant >> and I was kind of like look at these old
00:19:29
people gathered around in front of the thing. I was making fun of them and then somebody goes, "Um, I think that's the
00:19:34
family." I go, "Fuck, my bad." >> Wait, did they go there to bring Did
00:19:37
they bring >> It was like an old Korean >> group that went in. One of them died and
00:19:42
then [laughter] was outside the the restaurant. >> What a great place to die.
00:19:46
>> Yeah, >> you would love to die. >> I have a photo of it somewhere in my
00:19:49
phone. >> Take a photo. [laughter] >> I took a photo. >> Are you a big garlic fan? [snorts]
00:19:53
>> Yeah, I am a big garlic fan. Why do you [laughter] want to know? Why would you ask that, friend? I'm
00:19:59
going to give you my best spots, right? That's what you asked. >> Yeah.
00:20:02
>> May I >> What are they, >> dude? Dude, what? >> What are they?
00:20:06
>> I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you. >> Okay. >> So, I like Chosan.
00:20:10
>> Mhm. >> Parks. I like this place called Gavin. >> Yeah. >> Right. Uh
00:20:15
>> this place that we went to in the alley or I mean in the parking lot's in the
00:20:18
back. Park in the back. >> Oh, that's Agassi Gopchong. >> Yeah, Agassi was good.
00:20:22
>> But that's a late night spot, right? >> Agassi. What? >> Gopchang. It's more of a late night
00:20:25
spot. You know what I mean? >> Okay. >> Yeah. So, those are I like Sup.
00:20:29
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>> So funny. >> So I [ __ ] pissed me off. So I had the one of the best meals of my life with
00:24:04
you. >> Really? >> In Vegas. >> Where at? >> At the [ __ ] um
00:24:09
>> Andre. >> Uhhuh. >> Right. >> Yeah. That was his Bizaar Meets was
00:24:12
there. Yeah. >> Right. Was. But I booked I booked a hotel room because I knew that that was
00:24:17
there. >> You did not. >> I did. >> There. >> Yeah. And then I go I checked in. I went
00:24:22
I went I was go straight to Bazar meets like it's not here anymore. >> It's not there yet.
00:24:25
>> Why? >> What hotel was it? >> So he [clears throat] used to have
00:24:29
Bizaar Meets at the Sahara. And then >> Sahara's closed, [snorts] right?
00:24:33
>> No, I was just there. It was just there, but it seemed closed. It's no longer
00:24:36
there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [clears throat] >> I thought they closed that [ __ ] thing
00:24:39
down. >> No, it's still there. >> Yeah. The rooms are like 16 bucks a
00:24:42
night. >> Mhm. But that was the one of the best meals incredible I've ever had.
00:24:46
>> Dude, I have to say this. Last time I went there, I went there [snorts]
00:24:51
uh a few weeks ago, like a month ago or so for F1. What was that? No, two months
00:24:56
ago, I guess, >> for F1. And I texted him that I was there. >> Jose Andrees.
00:25:02
>> Jose Andrees. And he was like, "Oh, I'm here. Come by one of my restaurants." We
00:25:09
went by and this guy by the way he's you know that he is just the most not just
00:25:14
amazing chef but amazing person. This guy does World Central Kitchen. >> Yeah.
00:25:19
>> They feed people and >> philanthrop philanthropic. >> You're almost there.
00:25:22
>> Philanthropic. >> Yeah. >> And there he took us >> gave us everything that this that that
00:25:30
the that the restaurant makes like every dish and then goes let's go to my other
00:25:34
restaurant. where we're like we're like keeled over. He's like go to let's go to
00:25:39
my other restaurant. We go to the second restaurant with him. >> Jesus. >> And we he feeds us absolutely everything
00:25:45
on that menu and to the point where we're like I think we're all going to
00:25:47
throw up right now. >> Come on. Yeah. >> And then he's just the greatest guy. I
00:25:51
cannot say enough good things about this guy. He's just like >> he's he's an incredible dude. Like as a
00:25:56
as a restaurant tour, as a chef, and as a as a human being. Jose Andreas is top top of the [ __ ]
00:26:02
>> And as a philanthropist. >> As a philanthropist. Yes. which you're
00:26:05
almost there. >> Ham. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You like that stuff. You guys love that
00:26:09
stuff. >> Where are you from in there? >> I'm from Galifia. >> Oh, you're in GI?
00:26:13
>> I have a similar story to that. My friend Frank took me to a McDonald's.
00:26:16
>> And what what did they give you? >> He's a manager. I got a double pound of
00:26:19
cheese. >> Do you ever Did you tell him? >> Then we went to the Arby's.
00:26:22
>> If the fries [laughter] >> Wow. I was like, this is too much, Frank.
00:26:26
>> Yeah. Frank went over the top. >> If fries aren't hot, do you ever go back
00:26:29
and go >> 100%. >> Oh, 100%. >> Yeah, I need these hot. >> I need these hot. I need fresh fries.
00:26:35
>> I say that in in the window. Can I get fresh fries if you don't mind?
00:26:37
>> Yeah, >> I'll pay for it. >> They need to be Yeah, >> I want the fresh fries.
00:26:41
>> You can heat them up with your eggs the next morning and they're really good.
00:26:43
>> No, >> in a pan. >> In a pan. Okay. Not in the microwave. >> Not in the microwave.
00:26:47
>> Everybody learns that the time you go home and you take out your fries and
00:26:50
they suck. You put them in the microwave, you're like, "These are [ __ ] worse now." Yeah. And the pan's
00:26:54
the way to go. >> Mhm. >> With your eggs. >> Just It was like a breakfast little
00:26:59
breakfast potatoes. Hm. >> I took you to [ __ ] bizarre meets you as I >> I know. And I I just said out loud it
00:27:06
was the most amazing experience. It was me, you, I forget who was there, but a bunch of people.
00:27:11
>> Yeah. [laughter] The the bill must have been a lot a lot of lots of money. We just ordered.
00:27:15
>> Well, Jose Andre took care of it. >> Yeah. Whatever. >> Actually, no. No, you didn't. Really?
00:27:19
>> Yeah. Cuz I remember Tom paying for it. >> Invited you to the restaurant then made
00:27:21
you >> No. No. When I went this time, he took care of everything. But that time Oh, so
00:27:26
that that um weekend was probably one of the best weekends of my life maybe even.
00:27:31
>> Yeah, cuz we did that big show. >> Yeah, >> it was me, you, Shane, Bert. Um
00:27:35
>> Yeah. Grand at the MGM Grand. And that was really funny. Fun. That was powerful.
00:27:40
>> Powerful. >> Yeah. Yeah. Powerful show. >> Strong night. >> Yeah.
00:27:43
>> So anyway, thank you for that. >> Yeah. And thank you for um TV show.
00:27:47
>> That was fun. >> Yeah. And thank you for um a lot of things and I appreciate it.
00:27:52
>> I love you, Bob. >> Uhhuh. I love you too, man. What's up? >> Does the aggression stop?
00:27:57
>> You know, I I have to go to therapy to see where where my hostility is.
00:28:01
>> I'm going tomorrow. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Are you? I'm going tomorrow.
00:28:03
>> Really? You have therapists here? >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah.
00:28:06
>> This guy's got them all over the place. >> You have one in Austin or just you have
00:28:10
two or >> No, just LA. >> Yeah. Yeah. And you've been >> This is where they are.
00:28:14
>> They're here. >> And you're with the Have you been with this person this for for a long time?
00:28:17
>> Long time. >> Yeah. I've been with mine for six, seven years now.
00:28:21
>> Oh, I've been longer. >> Oh, really? Yeah. >> Yeah. It's so funny because they they
00:28:25
don't they won't hang out with you outside of the thing. >> That's not a thing they usually do.
00:28:28
[laughter] >> I I've asked you want to go get a bite to eat. No, we're not do we don't do
00:28:32
that. >> I found myself Did you ever do you ever have you ever have you ever asked your
00:28:36
therapist to watch something you you've done? >> Yeah. They say no. >> No. No. He did. And then I was like,
00:28:41
>> "Oh, no. I don't like the idea of knowing me at all. I prefer them to not
00:28:45
be familiar with me in any way, shape, or form." >> I go I talked about this thing in the I
00:28:49
don't know if you should watch it. And then I I guess I was like implying but I
00:28:52
didn't directly. And then he came back. He's like, "Yeah, I watched it." And
00:28:55
he's I go, "What?" He's like, "I'm so that's so good." I was like, "Ah, [ __ ]
00:28:59
You sound like my [laughter] mom. >> He did a good job, buddy. >> Good job.
00:29:03
>> I don't want them to know anything." I want that to be kind of like a complete
00:29:06
disconnect. >> I want it to be like, >> "Yeah, but he's checked out your shit."
00:29:10
[clears throat] >> Uh, no. >> You don't think so? >> It's easy to find, man.
00:29:17
>> You think he has that list a little? >> No. No, but I think it's more like uh we
00:29:21
two different cultural circles. >> Oh, you know what I mean? >> What do you mean? He's a minority.
00:29:27
[laughter] >> He's gay. He's gay. So, is he gay? >> I don't think I'm his flavor of
00:29:33
lifestyle. You know what I mean? He likes art. High art. >> We all like high art. You like a high
00:29:38
art, right? I'm a high art guy. >> Uh >> yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know.
00:29:42
>> I' been to Momma. >> You been to MoMA? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:29:44
>> Done the MoMA? >> No. I think he he probably has a more intellectual consumption of his I don't
00:29:49
think he likes fart. >> Sounds like you're his therapist. >> I am. [laughter]
00:29:55
>> Yeah. >> Oh, you don't think your therapist like fart humor? >> I don't think he likes what we do.
00:30:00
>> I think this would be something he'd go. >> He's like, "This is some lowbrow shit."
00:30:03
>> Yeah. He'd go, "This is nice for you. That's good that you
00:30:05
>> That's good for you. >> Good for you, dude." Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:30:08
>> Yeah. I hate it when like I'm in a situation where like someone like
00:30:11
someone recognizes me and then like an old lady will go, "Well, I'd like to
00:30:15
check out what you do." >> Oh, nightmare. >> And I always go, "Don't you please
00:30:19
don't." Yeah. >> Please don't. You will hate me. >> Like on a plane.
00:30:22
>> How do these people know you? [laughter] >> And then you go, "Well, I think they
00:30:25
know me from I do there's a podcast and what is it?" >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:30
>> And I'm always like, >> you say it? I don't even say it. >> I say my Well, my name is Jason Baitman
00:30:35
and it's called Smart List. >> Yeah. My name is Dad Shepard. [laughter]
00:30:38
Yeah. >> And it's a great show. >> Yeah. >> And and we talked about that before.
00:30:41
None of those guys all uh they all >> Congratulations for Amy Polar for winning a Golden Globe.
00:30:45
>> Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I
00:30:48
mean, unbelievable. [applause] >> It's not good. Congratulations. >> What would your speech have been if you
00:30:53
won a podcast? >> They'll never not nominate us. >> No, no, no, but
00:30:56
>> they'll never nominate us. >> No, I know. But in the hypothetical fun
00:30:58
world, >> I would nominate you guys. Thank you. >> I would nominate you.
00:31:01
>> What would your speech be? >> Okay. Bobby and the winner for the best
00:31:06
podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee. >> This is the bet I would do. [laughter]
00:31:18
>> Me? >> Oh, that's good. >> I would take my time. >> Oh, yeah.
00:31:21
>> I would take my time. Your time. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then I would walk the
00:31:24
opposite direction of the tape. >> Funny. >> Yeah. It's funny, right? And I would go
00:31:28
as far as I could [laughter] >> until somebody turned me back around >> around and then they go,
00:31:33
>> "Yeah, >> say something." Yeah. Yeah. No. So they and they have to and then I'll just be
00:31:37
confused. I'll go toward the stage >> and then I'll probably give >> the music starts playing. You're off.
00:31:42
>> Yeah. It be great if that took up your [laughter] whole time. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's I think that's
00:31:45
what I would do. >> I'd take up all my whole time just getting up there.
00:31:48
>> That's very funny. Yeah. >> That's really That's the funniest way to
00:31:50
do it. But if you had >> like the [laughter] mic See, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to avoid it. So
00:31:55
like go ahead. All right. I mean, you're going to talk about the situation in
00:31:57
Iran, obviously. >> Yeah, you have to. Yeah. >> No, I'm going to have a be good pin.
00:32:02
[laughter] >> CHECK THIS OUT. OUTRAGEOUS. >> Are you going to thank your
00:32:09
>> Anyway, thanks for my Thanks for the award. >> Yeah. Yeah. Thank your crew for like all
00:32:12
the support. >> No way. >> Yeah. I want to Yeah. I want to thank I Hey, I Well, first of all, I don't even
00:32:18
know why is this even a category. [laughter] >> Smart. >> Yeah. It's the Golden Globes. I thought
00:32:22
it was higherend [ __ ] here, but >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Nikki. What's up?
00:32:27
[clears throat] >> I'll call her out. >> Yeah. >> And if she pretended [laughter]
00:32:31
>> And if she pretended >> It's nice to meet you, Bobby. >> Yeah. If you pretended that she didn't
00:32:35
know me. >> Met that man. >> Yeah. Yeah. IT WOULD BE WAR. >> YEAH.
00:32:39
>> AND I'd be like, I just don't even know this. But anyway, um Yeah. Well, you
00:32:43
would have to get the award cuz I wouldn't get it alone. It would be with you.
00:32:45
>> No, it' be podcaster of the year for sure. You would get >> It' be you and I.
00:32:48
>> No, you'd get it. >> No, they don't do that. They nominate
00:32:51
shows. >> Would you want Andrew to speak? Yeah, you do the speaking. >> Thank you, Jews.
00:32:58
>> Yeah. >> And then you leave. >> And that's a that's a win-win.
00:33:00
>> That's Yeah. Yeah. You're >> touching all the bases there, man.
00:33:03
>> Mhm. Be good. And that we [laughter] carry both, you know. >> Yeah. Different messages. But then
00:33:10
there's the secondary interview. Now you're off the stage and now you're on
00:33:14
like the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop. And they go, "Bobby, how
00:33:18
do you feel? You just won the Golden Globe." I go, um, I have to pinch myself every
00:33:24
day because, um, I'm just living in gratitude. >> Oh, you do one of those. Those are good.
00:33:29
>> Do you don't you don't like those? >> I like them. Those go along.
00:33:32
>> I I I'm afraid I would probably edit myself because I don't want to say
00:33:34
anything. You know what I mean? Too crazy. >> Yeah. >> I'd have been like, I'm just happy that
00:33:38
we beat two bears. >> Um. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's just a big win for us.
00:33:43
>> Well, they weren't even nominated. >> They weren't? No. >> Oh, okay.
00:33:45
>> You would do that in the moment. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. We were in that moment. Yeah. They
00:33:50
were just a little play. >> They weren't even, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. Remember when they made fun of you
00:33:53
on your own show when they came in to do a swap? >> We remember those guys.
00:33:58
>> Remember we remember this is what you would lead with. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. [laughter]
00:34:01
>> You'd have to. >> You have a golden globe right now. >> You got to give You got to give our fans
00:34:05
what they really want, man. It's not about the globes. It's about our dogs.
00:34:09
Our fans. >> The people that love us and that's why we love them. >> Yeah. We make We [ __ ] up your names.
00:34:16
>> Oh, that's good. Benny Kreaker, you know, I think small good. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:20
Benny really good. And uh >> Benny Ker. [laughter] >> Yeah. And Larry Sagara. Larry Sagara is
00:34:27
very talented. Have you seen um that show? I was on it was called um >> what show?
00:34:33
>> Darkness. [laughter] >> Darkness. >> Not even a play on words. Dark sketch.
00:34:38
>> Dark sketch. Yeah. >> Really good. >> Yeah. Really good. >> Yeah. Really good stuff.
00:34:42
>> Really good stuff. >> Yeah. Yeah. What would you What's your speech?
00:34:46
I I >> first of all, I can't even imagine. >> You got to do it now.
00:34:50
>> I can't imagine being nominated. Me either. I would never consider that.
00:34:53
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, >> well, because you have to fill out I bet
00:34:55
you because you have to fill out and you have to pay them. >> You have to pay. Yeah.
00:34:59
>> Yeah. >> You have to pay to be >> and I'd be like, I'm not paying that.
00:35:01
>> Well, those companies, they get paid by like Spotify and One Tree and these
00:35:05
podcast companies, they pay for the nomination. So, >> yeah. How much is it?
00:35:09
>> I don't know. No idea. >> Yeah. Yeah. But they were never going to
00:35:12
nominate us because it's they're going to nominate the people in their ecosystem.
00:35:16
>> I would have said something like I would have said something like >> honestly and I mean this I would have
00:35:21
been like >> Bobby Lee should have won this award, [laughter] >> you know. No, you wouldn't.
00:35:27
>> Yeah. Like when Ving Res did that for Jack Lemon, he was like this is for you.
00:35:30
And I'd cry and then I would just would have said I would have talked about you
00:35:33
probably. >> Yeah. It's amazing that Joe hasn't wasn't nominated though.
00:35:37
>> He actually I from what I saw I didn't ask him this. I didn't talk to him.
00:35:41
[snorts] I saw that he wasn't he with but it like withheld himself from being
00:35:46
even nominated. >> Yeah, he doesn't want to go. He doesn't want to do that.
00:35:49
>> There's that is the last place on earth. >> Yeah, he doesn't want to do that, man.
00:35:52
That that that's he's not interested. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, I mean, what? Yeah. It's just not
00:35:56
fitting for uh our kind of comedy podcast. That's what it is. They wouldn't put us over there.
00:36:02
>> We should make our own award show. Do it. >> I don't think Do we need one
00:36:06
>> for our people? >> For what? I mean, here's what we we need a gathering.
00:36:12
>> Here's what I'm saying. >> This is what Gangfest is for. >> No, no, no. It's a different That's
00:36:16
different. We want a gathering of just all of our p you know, we we're dressed
00:36:20
up and we're in a tuxedo, >> mini red carpet, right? And just to be around our our friends and, you know,
00:36:28
for family. >> Yeah. >> And to go pattish each other in the bat and go, you did a good job two bears
00:36:32
that episode or whatever. >> Yeah. Is that what you want? >> Not really.
00:36:35
>> That's your birthday party. [laughter] That was my birthday party. Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:38
>> Yeah. I dressed that. >> You had a birthday party. >> Yeah. Bowling party.
00:36:41
>> Bowling party. Yeah. >> It was amazing. >> You were invited.
00:36:45
>> Uh, you know, you know that's good. >> What's good? >> That's good. That's good. That's good.
00:36:51
>> Oh, no. >> What you're doing. Um, you don't [ __ ] live here. [laughter]
00:36:56
>> I would have flown here. >> No, you would not. >> I would have flown here.
00:36:59
>> In fact, can I say another thing? I ran into you >> here on a cess.
00:37:02
>> I ran out into you, right? I was with a girl. Open it up. >> Open it up. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You
00:37:07
know what I mean? And it was like um interesting. >> What was interesting? [laughter]
00:37:11
>> What? >> What was interesting? >> Just you and Kirk, you know, coming out
00:37:13
of a you know I mean an SUV. Beautiful one. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean? And you guys are
00:37:18
just like kind of buzzed. >> You know what I mean? And just you know full of life.
00:37:22
>> Sure. >> You guys you guys were giggling too. You guys giggled out of the [ __ ] SUV.
00:37:26
>> Well, we probably took something. >> Yeah. Whatever. But you guys, [laughter]
00:37:30
>> you know what I mean? >> There were some OTHER PEOPLE. >> HEY MOM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YEAH. I'm
00:37:34
like, you know, be panhandling out there. [laughter] >> You're with a girl.
00:37:37
>> Oh, yeah. With a girl. Beautiful girl. Yeah. It was Yeah. With a beautiful
00:37:39
girl. >> He was with a beautiful girl. And he was kind of like, "Hey, [ __ ] you know,
00:37:43
>> be cool. >> Be cool. >> Be cool." >> I said that to her. You said
00:37:46
>> You do say that to her a lot. Be cool. >> You looked at us and you were like,
00:37:50
>> "Oh, be cool. Be cool." Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you guys
00:37:53
say outrageous things. >> When I'm with a girl, people say, not you, but like comic people say
00:37:58
outrageous things. >> Not me. I'm always good around your girl. >> I'm really good. Don't
00:38:01
>> I know you're the best. >> I Yeah. No, you know, Tom, you're the
00:38:04
best. I love it. >> You know what I mean? And thanks for doing this, dude. [laughter]
00:38:08
>> I really I be Thanks for doing this. I don't know why whenever I see you, I get
00:38:11
I'm a little hostile. >> Very little. >> But there's love. You know, we had
00:38:15
Native American seances before. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? In Canada.
00:38:19
>> That's right. >> We've experienced that. >> Mhm. >> Have you experienced that with Tom?
00:38:22
>> I have not. No. Our our our relationship doesn't really go to the depths of
00:38:26
Native American seance. >> Yeah. Yeah. But it will >> one day. We did shows together. We've
00:38:30
done a television show together. >> We've done Native American seances.
00:38:35
We've done Spongebs. We've done all this [ __ ] >> Oh, we've done a lot of stuff. Yeah.
00:38:38
Yeah. Yeah. Spongebob. >> What else do you need? >> Yeah. Yeah. Not much.
00:38:40
>> So, where's the negativity coming from? >> Um, it's I I know what it is.
00:38:45
>> What is it? >> Is I love him so much. >> Oh, >> he always gives it to me, man.
00:38:50
>> Yeah. I love him so much, >> but then it's like there's a part of me
00:38:53
that just can't give my love >> and so I attack. >> Yeah. What is that?
00:38:58
>> Yeah. I don't know what it Can you bring that up in therapy this week?
00:39:00
>> Yeah. Anything I can bring it up like I'll just run into somebody and I will
00:39:04
attack them. >> Huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I mean, you must have seen this before.
00:39:09
>> He's never done this before. >> But you've No, with nobody.
00:39:12
>> No. No. >> I've never done it with him. >> You don't do it with him.
00:39:14
>> No. >> Why do you Because you feel comfortable enough with him. >> No, I'm scared of him.
00:39:17
>> Oh, you're scared of him. >> Yeah. I mean, you know, >> he's always a temperament.
00:39:23
>> What is this thing? Is this a personality disorder? >> Oh, I just think he's self-sabotaging
00:39:26
his relationship with you. >> Ah. Interesting. >> He's therapizing, but I do that could be
00:39:31
part of it. >> Like, do you fight with fight with Bird at all? >> I wouldn't say we fight. No, we don't
00:39:36
fight. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> No. Yeah. >> Disagreements. >> Sometimes, you know, it's but not We
00:39:42
don't have a We have a pretty good style of communication. Yeah. >> They don't even speak anymore. You know
00:39:48
this, right? They're not talking. [laughter] >> That's what I meant. Yeah.
00:39:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. You guys don't talk often. >> They don't talk at all. And he cut off
00:39:54
He cut him off. >> No, we go through the assistance. What's he saying? No, but I think you guys have
00:39:59
you have your podcast together. >> Not anymore. He Bird slept with Christina.
00:40:05
[snorts] >> Well, he did. >> He did. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he did.
00:40:08
>> If that happened, what would you do? >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> No, but what would what would you do?
00:40:13
>> Great. No, that that wouldn't be your first reaction. >> Probably.
00:40:20
>> Yeah, it would be like you' be confusion first. Let's go through the feelings,
00:40:24
>> right? >> Confusion would be confusion. >> Confusion first. Yeah. Confusion for us,
00:40:28
right? >> Panic. >> Yeah. And >> anger. >> There would be some humor to it. You
00:40:33
would probably laugh. >> Laugh. Yeah. Like I can't [ __ ] believe this [ __ ] Yeah. It's crazy.
00:40:37
Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then how? >> How and when? >> Well, physically.
00:40:41
>> And why? Yeah. How, when, and why. How would answer? I would get [laughter] I
00:40:45
would understand. >> I'd understand the how, which would be he would be on his back. I
00:40:50
>> Oh, right. right. >> It's just when where's the when? >> We don't know.
00:40:56
>> Wednesday. on a Wednesday. Okay. Okay. Who? All right. Who? Bert. Yeah.
00:41:01
>> Where? >> House. >> House. [laughter] >> Uh. >> How?
00:41:04
>> Yeah. How? >> Back. >> On his back. >> When? >> Wednesday.
00:41:07
>> Wednesday. >> And why? >> And why? What's >> the They have this chemistry, dude.
00:41:13
[laughter] >> Chemistry. Right. Right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's crazy.
00:41:18
>> Yeah. >> Are you still with that chick that I saw you with >> when I was with Kirk?
00:41:22
>> Yeah. >> That's your chick? >> She's somebody I'm seeing.
00:41:26
[snorts] I mean, it was a while ago, so it's a long >> somebody I'm seeing. [laughter]
00:41:29
>> It's been a while. >> It's been a while. It's been a while.
00:41:33
You'll see. >> Is that your girlfriend? >> Lee, >> you have brown eyes now.
00:41:37
>> What? >> Is that your girlfriend? >> It's somebody that I am seeing, Tom.
00:41:41
What the [ __ ] are you getting at? >> I don't know this lingo. [laughter]
00:41:44
>> It's somebody that I like that we're seeing. I don't know what it is yet,
00:41:48
Andrew. >> [snorts] >> It's uh [clears throat] Bobby Bobby is afraid of getting too close to
00:41:58
the sun. >> I got it. >> You know what I mean? >> He's cool. He's cool on the beach.
00:42:02
>> I saw him. This was like a year ago or something, man. >> Well, he doesn't want his heart broken.
00:42:07
>> I got it. >> I think that's what it is. I think that's more what it is. He's afraid of
00:42:10
getting his heart. >> I've been ripped apart many times. >> He's been shredded up.
00:42:13
>> I've been out there in the wild. >> You got ripped apart, dude.
00:42:16
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00:42:19
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00:42:24
heal. >> You know, >> my wounds are healing. Let it heal first. >> He's in a healing phase.
00:42:32
>> I'm in a healing phase. >> All right. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And we respect it. And we really want to
00:42:36
let him be in his healing phase. >> Yeah. And I don't know if you know this,
00:42:39
but as you get older doesn't mean as much. Does it mean as much? >> Yeah. I'm not as um the desire
00:42:48
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00:42:53
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>> Yeah. Me either. You have you tried it before? >> No. >> Yeah. Me either. I have. I mean, it's a
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lie. [laughter] I've had many. >> Does it help? >> It does. Um, it the erection lasts a
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little too long as longer than I expected. >> Oh [ __ ] What am I going to What's going
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to happen here? >> What? >> What? >> What? Go to your hotel. You You still
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have your house out here? >> No, I sold my house. >> Yeah. Go to the hotel. When you uh
00:47:35
[laughter] >> Good advice, man. >> What? >> Just go to the hotel.
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>> Go to the hotel, dude. >> Go to the hotel. Hunker down. >> Yeah.
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>> Get room service and hunker down, dude. >> Don't go to the sp smoke. Go to the
00:47:45
smoke house and >> Yeah. Don't go out for dinner. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Actually,
00:47:48
actually, definitely go to this smoke house if you're going to go somewhere for dinner.
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>> Yeah. >> Hunker down. >> I'm ready. >> Yeah, you're going to be fine.
00:47:54
>> Do you watch movies? Like, do you go to a movie theater anymore or No, [laughter]
00:47:58
>> I've done that. Why? What? >> What? You just return back to Earth or
00:48:02
something? What? Do you go to movies? Yeah. He goes to [ __ ] movies? >> Yes.
00:48:06
>> I can't see this man going, "Come on, Christina. We're going to go to the, you
00:48:09
know, Lemley and watch so and so." >> Wait, why? I love movies. >> What's the last movie you saw in the
00:48:14
theater? >> That's a good question. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's been a minute. I I'
00:48:19
I you know, I saw the the naked gun thing in theaters. >> Oh, that was Yeah, that was fun. Did you
00:48:25
see One Battle? >> I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in a home theater.
00:48:29
>> Yeah, [snorts] >> I thought it was fantastic, by the way. I love it.
00:48:32
>> What a great movie. >> I thought it was fantastic. >> Fantastic movie.
00:48:34
>> What was one battle after another? >> Fantastic. >> You didn't see it.
00:48:38
>> What? >> Yes, I did. We spoke to We spoke about it. I can't like they're it's all great
00:48:44
but like I cannot stop thinking about Shawn Penn in that thing. He's [ __ ] >> you know, I hate to do this back to the
00:48:50
award [ __ ] but if he doesn't win anything for that, I have lost hope in all sorts of
00:48:53
>> [ __ ] because he's incredible. >> He's incredible. >> Incredible.
00:48:56
>> He's ripping table. >> We have um [laughter] >> that guy's the man. He's ripping darts
00:49:02
at the table. >> And you know, they're like, "San, you cannot smoke here." He's like,
00:49:05
>> "Get the [ __ ] out of here." The uh the thing is sometimes with like
00:49:09
I I realize this with greats, it happens in comedy and it happens in in in acting, it happens in music. You get so
00:49:15
used to you're like, "Oh yeah, that guy." Like you've known it.
00:49:19
>> And then you see something or you hear something whatever again and you're
00:49:22
like, "Oh yeah, that's why we talk about this guy." Yeah. This guy's [ __ ]
00:49:26
incredible. >> Yeah, he's incredible. >> Since he was a kid, >> which is even more impressive. It's not
00:49:31
like there was like, oh, he popped off when he was 45. He's been >> even aspicoli.
00:49:36
Yes. >> When you saw that as a kid, you're like, that's something different.
00:49:39
>> Yes. >> He embodies, you know, I mean, it's not a he's not doing a sketch. He really
00:49:44
embodies Spakoli in that in that role. Yeah. >> And if you watch like Mystic River, is
00:49:50
that the movie? >> Yes. >> Oh my god, dude. >> No. Everything in If you if that guy
00:49:54
signs up for your movie, it's something special. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:58
>> His his his uh >> Wait, do you go to the movies? >> Oh, yeah.
00:50:01
>> Oh, yeah. This guy's a big copile. >> I'm a cophile. >> What have you seen recently in
00:50:05
>> I walked out of that um >> the Korean movie? >> Yeah. What's a one chance?
00:50:08
>> Oh, >> no other choice. >> I could Yeah. No, I couldn't get behind
00:50:11
this character. >> Well, >> yeah. >> What's one that another one that you saw
00:50:15
that you liked? >> I you know, I I saw um Predator Badlands. >> You liked it?
00:50:20
>> I thought it was great. >> Really? >> I thought it was really good. You liked
00:50:22
it? >> Yeah. >> But no other choice you left. >> About 80% of the movie. I was just like,
00:50:27
I can't. This character is so annoying. I couldn't do it. I mean, he gives away
00:50:31
his dog. That bothered you. >> Yeah, that bothered me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We shouldn't spoil it, but we just
00:50:35
did. >> It happens early on. >> Yeah. >> Don't Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay.
00:50:38
>> You'll see it. >> You never walked out of a movie, Tom? >> I've walked out of multiple movies.
00:50:42
>> Yeah. Give me a movie that you walked out. >> House of Gucci. >> Oh [ __ ]
00:50:45
>> It's an absolute piece of [ __ ] >> Really? >> It's [ __ ] terrible.
00:50:49
>> You went to the theater to watch it >> in the theater. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:51
>> Yeah. >> And you were by yourself. >> I couldn't believe they paid people to
00:50:55
be involved. The performance that this [ __ ] gives in this movie. Who the [ __ ]
00:50:59
>> This [ __ ] [ __ ] on the right here. >> The uh >> Adam Driver.
00:51:04
>> Yeah. Oh my god. Were you like >> could you not hire a dialect coach?
00:51:08
[laughter] Guy who's like papa I love it. It ties the >> so bad. It's so bad. Who is that? And
00:51:16
then there's it's >> that's Lady Gaga. >> That's Lady Gaga. And then like I think
00:51:20
it's Ridley Scott directed. And you realize this thing happens with directors [clears throat]
00:51:24
that if you have a certain level that you achieve and no one can say [ __ ] to you that you just make these like the
00:51:31
scene's over you're like what was that scene all about? You just like feel it's
00:51:36
a I could not feel like a bigger waste of film. >> I think it should be more collaborative
00:51:41
>> or at least >> like I I would listen to an actor like what do you think? You know what I mean?
00:51:44
>> I thought this was terrible. >> Those guys don't want to be told [ __ ]
00:51:47
>> Terrible. >> They've done so much. Like I saw another another [ __ ] show from Ryan Murphy
00:51:52
get previewed [clears throat] called Beauty or something and it's about like beautiful people and once
00:51:56
again >> he has managed to like sexualize everything under the sun. [laughter]
00:52:03
>> It's like this [ __ ] >> when I was I was watching >> he hornies up like everything
00:52:07
>> I was cuz I love his um American >> American Horror Story >> or or like
00:52:12
>> Oh yeah. So there's like like the famous serial killers and like you know the the
00:52:17
Versace one. Fantastic. >> Yeah. >> I think he did didn't he do DMER too?
00:52:21
Wasn't that his? >> It's really good. The one he did about the Menendez brothers.
00:52:26
>> Oh, Menendez brothers. >> I'm watching it cuz the Menendez brother
00:52:29
one I'm like I'm like you know I I feel like I know some of this story pretty
00:52:33
well and then I'm like what's up with these guys and just and their [ __ ]
00:52:37
being out like [laughter] it's like oh it's Ryan Murphy. everything like sexualizes the [ __ ] out
00:52:43
of >> he's got he hornies up [ __ ] everything >> and he wanted to see their [ __ ] as and
00:52:48
he was like get those kids >> and then they're sitting there in like like the speedos in the pool and you're
00:52:52
like this is the story the Menendez brother [laughter] >> they slain shot their parents in the
00:52:57
[ __ ] face he's like but show their [ __ ] one more >> one more [laughter] [ __ ] shot
00:53:00
>> one more [ __ ] shot for these guys >> is that Ryan Murphy >> power gay
00:53:04
>> he's a power gay I love the power gays don't you >> what did you say
00:53:07
>> the power gays >> power gay >> a gay with a lot of money >> yeah it's the Oh, you mean Hollywood?
00:53:12
>> Yeah. >> It's a whole industry. >> I told you there was a power gay outing.
00:53:16
Um, every Friday at the IHOP in >> a power outage for the gays. >> Why does he look so mad in these in this
00:53:21
photo? >> Not enough [ __ ] in front of him. >> Yeah. >> So, every Friday night I would go to the
00:53:25
IHOP. I would go to the I would go to the IHOP in West Hollywood. Every Friday night it would be Brian Singer, Spacy,
00:53:32
all the power gays. >> Yeah. >> And they're just like >> power gays combined with our like 2 in
00:53:38
the morning. We will suck. Yeah. And I I've always wanted to like just listen
00:53:41
in. >> You know what I mean? >> Do you think they would hit on you? >> What?
00:53:45
>> You think they would hit on you? >> No way. >> We need one of you. We haven't had one
00:53:50
of you. >> Yeah, dude. I would rip it in I would rip it. >> Yeah. [laughter]
00:53:56
You know what I mean? >> How's your dick feel? >> I I don't feel anything yet. Do you?
00:53:59
>> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It takes 30. >> No. I think that you need to see
00:54:02
something >> to elicit it. >> To elicit it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
00:54:05
maybe then we'll see something. That doesn't do it. >> No. Fine. >> Yeah. Yeah. That does not do it.
00:54:09
>> Yeah, that jacket's gay. >> So that that show Beauty is not going to
00:54:12
be good. You're saying? >> No, I'm not saying that. I'm just And
00:54:15
the guy is very talented. The point I'm making is everything he does, it's like
00:54:20
sexy SEXY [ __ ] [ __ ] COME. IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING. It's like a teenage boy.
00:54:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like everything about it. It's like and then tits are dick come and f come.
00:54:29
Everything has to be that. Like even the trailer you were like Jesus [ __ ] Christ.
00:54:34
>> That's all it is. It's like hypersexualized. >> Yes. That's what he's known for.
00:54:38
>> It's hypers sexualized. It's like you got to tone it down. Yeah. Look at this.
00:54:42
>> Yeah. When you're like this is the Menendez brother, [laughter] >> dude.
00:54:45
>> Yeah. >> No, it was a gay porn. >> But he's a talented guy.
00:54:47
>> He is talented. Very talented. >> That doesn't take it away. Give him
00:54:50
that. >> I said he was very talented. >> Well, there's a Both things can be true.
00:54:53
>> Yes. The guy is dreaming of Cox 24/7. [laughter] And he's very talented.
00:54:57
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You're getting that kind of body, huh?
00:55:01
>> Me? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> No, your body's getting pretty good.
00:55:04
>> Yeah. He showed me before. >> Yeah. >> He goes, "Don't tell Bobby I'm showing
00:55:07
Anybody showed me? >> I mean, from what you look like 15 years ago, >> that's a different statement. So, it's
00:55:13
much better than 15 years ago, it's still a pile of [ __ ] >> No, but that's only in your eyes. I I've
00:55:18
noticed that about me when people go, "You look great." And I see myself in
00:55:21
the mirror. >> It's a nice [ __ ] shot. >> That's a really good
00:55:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I think the guy strokes it, too. >> You thinking about killing mom and dad?
00:55:27
[laughter] It's like literally, >> what's the what's the conversation
00:55:32
there? >> You're like, I remember the Menendez brother story. And then the guy's like,
00:55:36
>> [laughter] >> Can you imagine if your brother walked in? You'd be like, "Dude, get the [ __ ]
00:55:39
out." It wouldn't be like this. Like, "Hey, man, we ran out of soap."
00:55:42
>> I think it's a different guy. [laughter] >> Is this a different show?
00:55:46
>> No, it's it's not his brother. >> Oh. Oh, it's just a different guy.
00:55:50
[laughter] >> That guy's black. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> See the >> See the shadows?
00:55:54
>> The reverse show that >> you realize, too, that you're like the
00:55:57
rhymer. He's like, "You're going to be Lyall Menendez." And you're like,
00:56:00
"Fucking sweet." Amazing. >> He's like, "All right." So, you know,
00:56:04
you set it up, you kill your brother, you kill your parents, >> you go to the gym, you're jerking off.
00:56:10
[laughter] >> What? >> After I kill my parents. Yeah. Right after it gets really hot and heated.
00:56:17
>> Yeah. >> No, that's how the interview went. He goes, "How do you feel about going to
00:56:19
play?" They're out coffee. How do you feel about uh playing Lyall? Kid's like,
00:56:23
"I'm so excited." He's like, "That's great. Can I see your [ __ ] [laughter]
00:56:28
It's for the show." >> Oh, it's for the show. >> It's It's for the show. We need to make
00:56:32
sure that your [ __ ] is just like Ly's. >> I don't remember that in the any of the
00:56:35
materials. >> Oh, it was all it was in every trial. They talk about his [ __ ] in all the
00:56:38
trials. [laughter] >> I guess I haven't read the train. >> Yeah, we did a lot of research.
00:56:42
>> Okay. >> So, I'm going to have to see your [ __ ] [laughter] >> right now. Here.
00:56:46
>> Yeah, right here >> at Denny's. >> Yeah, at the IHOP on Santa Monica.
00:56:50
[laughter] >> Okay. >> I never saw that. >> No, me neither. >> No, the Menendez thing.
00:56:55
>> I didn't see it. No, >> you saw it. >> Yeah, it's hot.
00:56:57
>> Yeah, it's [laughter] good. Good. >> Long story short, we love all his stuff.
00:57:04
[laughter] >> He makes great stuff, man. >> He does. >> Would you Would you do [ __ ] out in a
00:57:08
movie? [clears throat] >> 100%. >> Why not? >> Papa Cheu. >> Yeah.
00:57:12
>> Fluff it up. Who doesn't fluff if they're going to be on camera? Cockout.
00:57:16
>> Oh, brother. Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, mine would be green for the green screen,
00:57:19
>> right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Do it in post. >> Do it in post. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what me. [laughter]
00:57:23
You better do this on post. >> You do [ __ ] out. You did butt. You did butt for your show.
00:57:27
>> I did butt. >> Yeah. Yeah. I would do [ __ ] if with a fluff like you [clears throat] know
00:57:32
amendment. >> Ah yeah. >> Well and you gotta get final cut. >> Give me time before every take to fluff.
00:57:38
>> Can I be the fluff? >> You can be the fluff. >> Yeah, I'll be the fluff.
00:57:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just show up. >> That's your gay nightclub name is fluff.
00:57:44
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Asian fluff is here. >> What would you need me to do though if I
00:57:49
was your fluff? [laughter] >> We're like what's this? >> Just a little tickle.
00:57:55
>> Okay. Okay. A little tickle. Little tickle. Okay. Okay. And a little smack.
00:57:58
Maybe a little just get the blood going. But maybe the Bluetooth is enough. >> Yeah, maybe.
00:58:02
>> I think it's got to be. >> Yeah. >> Or show me photos. >> Actually, my mine's actually kind of,
00:58:07
you know, let me see. [laughter] >> That Ryan Murphy photo did it. Menendez
00:58:17
scene really kicked it up into full gear. Leave that photo up for him. [laughter]
00:58:20
>> Yeah. Just put a a just put a shirtless boy in front of an American flag for
00:58:24
him. >> No, [laughter] that's not going to do. >> Can I tell you something?
00:58:26
>> Yeah. Yeah, I got nothing right now. >> Either do I. I got nothing either.
00:58:30
>> It's the pipes are old. Let it get down there. >> Yeah. >> Can I Can I want to ask you guys some
00:58:34
advice about my shooting my first special? All right. Right. Before you go on, are you nervous?
00:58:40
>> Yeah. I think there should >> You should have It's healthy to have
00:58:43
some nerves because it's meaningful to you. It's meaningful to you. So, you
00:58:46
should have some nerves, but you also know >> that you've done this a [ __ ] 10,000
00:58:51
times, >> right? >> You're going to kill it. >> More >> more.
00:58:54
>> Yeah. Okay. [laughter] So, okay. So, that and then um have you ever messed up on a bit like Oh my god.
00:59:01
>> Yeah. >> And then what do you do? >> You're gonna tape another one, right?
00:59:03
>> I'm doing four. >> There you go. >> Okay. >> You don't have to think about it.
00:59:07
>> So that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And don't forget >> And then rhythm.
00:59:10
>> Here's the other thing. Don't forget this. You can piece together different
00:59:15
shows, dude. >> Yeah. >> Four shots. >> You can cut it up. >> Four shots is a lot.
00:59:18
>> It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. You can cut it up. One of the shows I'm gonna go wild.
00:59:23
>> Do you know which one? The last one. >> I was going to say don't do it for the
00:59:26
first one. >> Yeah, the last one. I'm going to go I'm gonna go crazy.
00:59:29
>> Can I tell you something else? There's nothing wrong want nothing I said wrong
00:59:33
because I was talking to you. [laughter] Nothing wrong nothing wrong with looking
00:59:36
like you're like you're actually trying. >> You know what I mean? Like
00:59:40
>> some people are like married to the idea of like making sure they're cool or
00:59:45
whatever. >> Oh no, not me. I'm going to be sweating. >> Trying is not a bad thing.
00:59:49
>> No, I'm going to try. >> Yeah. >> Have you ever seen this guy? He tries.
00:59:52
>> Yeah. I've never seen you not try. You've never mailed it in. >> Yeah. I'm not going to mail it in. No.
00:59:56
>> Well, so it's never It's not your style anyway. >> You don't mail it in. You always give
01:00:01
you give a performance whether it's five people or 5,000 people. It doesn't
01:00:05
>> I'll tell you this. If you feel great after the first one, cancel the final
01:00:09
three. >> Are you being real? >> No. [laughter] >> You know how much money it is?
01:00:14
>> Yeah. >> Don't do that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You my set design. I
01:00:18
got all Did you do a set design on yours? >> Do like a couch and [laughter]
01:00:23
chopsticks and >> No, no, no, no. I mean I mean >> like some people just use it like a like
01:00:27
a you know I mean like a drape or whatever a curtain. >> What do you have?
01:00:31
>> A forest >> little zen garden. >> Like a zen garden. >> Yeah.
01:00:34
>> Nice. >> And he's going to rake in the middle of it. He does like kind of you have some
01:00:38
funue kind of [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Bond tree. The whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:41
>> That's tight, dude. >> I got one fly and chopsticks. It's going
01:00:44
to be great. >> That's [ __ ] [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to catch it. Yeah.
01:00:47
Yeah. >> Are you doing the the headband? >> No, I'm not. Cuz that's racial. What are
01:00:51
you talking about? [laughter] >> I don't know. I don't know. So, you you
01:00:55
have a you have a Netflix special. You want to promote that? >> Yes, dude. Special is called Teacher.
01:00:59
It's out now on Netflix. Please check it out. It was super [ __ ] fun to do. I
01:01:03
shot it in Milwaukee. And uh yeah, it's number six. I'm thrilled with it.
01:01:07
>> Amazing. >> It's awesome. >> Awesome. >> And also the second season,
01:01:10
>> second season of Bad Thoughts is going to be coming out when? Summer. >> May.
01:01:15
>> Oh my god. >> In May. >> Fast. >> The movie. The movie is on uh it's um I
01:01:22
don't know if it comes out. >> Kirk Fox, Frankie Konis is it? I know that
01:01:25
>> Frankie Konis is in it. Luke Wilson, uh Tim Baltz, uh Arturo Castro, Genesis
01:01:31
Rodriguez, myself and uh Rahul Trujillo. [ __ ] incredible. >> Amazing. >> Uh uh please go watch Teacher on
01:01:39
Netflix. Uh please. And also, uh Ilte coming out and Bad Thought season 2 in May. The kid is a Netflix machine.
01:01:47
badum, if you will. Uh, will you say thank you for being a bad friend? >> Thank you for being a bad friend.