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The Hottest Popes

June 13, 2025 / 00:42

This episode discusses the coincidental timing of the podcast's 266th episode release with the death of Pope Francis, the 266th Pope. The hosts humorously reflect on the Pope's appearance and speculate about the attractiveness of various Popes throughout history.

The conversation begins with the hosts acknowledging the strange coincidence of their episode coinciding with the Pope's death. They express disbelief and excitement about their supposed influence.

The hosts then shift to discussing Pope Francis as a young man, with one host describing him as attractive and having "piercing eyes." They engage in light-hearted banter about the attractiveness of different Popes.

They continue to rank Popes based on their looks, with one host playfully questioning the romantic lives of Popes and whether they might have hidden relationships.

The episode maintains a humorous tone throughout, focusing on the absurdity of the situation and the light-hearted debate over the physical appeal of historical religious figures.

TLDR

Hosts humorously discuss the attractiveness of Popes after the death of Pope Francis.

Episode

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We apparently did kill the Pope. Our 266th episode came out the day he died and he was It was the 266th Pope. Are
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you serious? Yes. No. That's confirmed. I knew we had power. I knew it. Oh my god. Did you see that
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Pope, Pope Francis, as a young man? He was a hottie. Was he hot? Yeah. Zoom in. Yeah. He's a handsome cat, dude. Look at
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the eyes, dude. Piercing eyes. He could get girls. He had to resist it. Don't you think some of these guys are they're
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getting top and just not telling anybody? What are these ones? The hottest popes. But
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yeah, okay, let's go. Take us through the hottest pop. That guy was not hot. That guy's hot.

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Episode Highlights

  • Pope Francis as a Young Man
    Discussion about Pope Francis's looks sparks a humorous debate.
    “He was a hottie.”
    @ 00m 17s
    June 13, 2025

Episode Quotes

  • Oh my god. Did you see that Pope, Pope Francis, as a young man?
    The Hottest Popes
  • I knew we had power.
    The Hottest Popes
  • He's a handsome cat, dude.
    The Hottest Popes
  • He could get girls.
    The Hottest Popes

Key Moments

  • Young Pope Francis00:17
  • Hottest Popes00:33