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Where Doesn't Santa Go?

August 25, 2025 / 00:55

This episode features a lighthearted discussion about Santa Claus and his ability to visit various places, including a debate on whether he goes to Africa. The conversation includes playful banter about Santa's logistics and the nature of chimneys around the world.

Rich brings up his Cinema Salem shirt, which sparks a conversation about Santa's travels. The hosts humorously argue about Santa's reach, with one claiming he cannot go to Africa due to the lack of chimneys.

The dialogue continues with jokes about Santa forgetting houses and receiving reminders from his elves, showcasing the comedic dynamic between the hosts.

This episode highlights the absurdity of the Santa mythos and the playful nature of the hosts as they engage in a friendly debate.

TL;DR

Hosts humorously debate Santa's ability to visit Africa and chimneys.

Episode

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And what's this shirt you got on, Rich?
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Cinema Salem.
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Santa of Salem.
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Of Salem. Yeah.
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Santa.
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No. No. No. Cinema. Oh, it's the movie
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theater.
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Santa would go to Salem. He goes
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everywhere.
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I don't Does he not?
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I don't I don't know to be honest.
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No. Santa goes everywhere.
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No, he doesn't.
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Oh my god. Now we're going to get
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another fight. Where does he not go?
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Does not go anywhere.
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Where does he not go? Santa Claus.
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Africa.
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He just said Africa.
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Why? Cuz they don't have chimneys. They
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have chimneys.
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Do they?
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I do. Do. Yeah. I mean, they're made out
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of clay or whatever, but but there he
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goes to certain places first. I think
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you can say it.
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Well, I think that he forgets like he's
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like he's in London. He's like, "Ah,
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find last house." And then elf calls
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him.
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Hey, Santa.
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Ho ho ho.
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You forgot.
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I got I just got did the last house in
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in ex.
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Santa, you forgot. I don't know where I
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can say that's not going to turn out to
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be a racist

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Episode Highlights

  • Santa's Global Journey
    A lively debate unfolds about where Santa travels, with surprising claims about Africa.
    “Santa goes everywhere.”
    @ 00m 14s
    August 25, 2025
  • The Santa Debate
    A humorous argument erupts over whether Santa visits certain places, including Africa.
    “Oh my god. Now we're going to get another fight.”
    @ 00m 17s
    August 25, 2025

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Santa's Travels00:14
  • Debate00:17
  • Cultural Sensitivity00:53

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