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badri merch.com you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and
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an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
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bad friends you know last night it was Margaret Aro and I just was sitting in that room going I mean when I was
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younger before I even did comedy like they were in the scene and I was like I mean you never thought that you would ever do shows with them I mean arinio
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for sure because I didn't know if he would come back and do standup as much as he's doing I thought he cuz also by the way I got on stage and I made I was
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like joking around about him yeah cuz I was like Legend like give it up for that guy yeah and then I made like a dumb
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joke you know when you like do a joke you're like that's not true why did I do that just for the laugh like I was like the joke well because I was like he I
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love that he knows who I am and I was like he calls me you know Andre santigi
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but I still like it that was a funny joke and they got to laugh but it's like that's not true I just said that just for the bit but the crowd loved and I
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was like he knows who I am he's very nice to me why did I it was when you said that look at you and then he walked
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out the door in a sad way a you're lying because you were in the room and B I watched him in the corner he laughed
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yeah you were in the back with Margaret playing with her dog yeah I love I like to mouth kiss her dog but my point is is this time
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out let's talk about it last night this guy remember when he got all
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remember when he got emotional about the Netflix dinner he didn't get invited to and last night he comes in with Margaret
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he's like how good was that dinner they went to like an Asian inclusion dinner or whatever and it was all the famous
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Asians and he got invited to that didn't you and you bragged about it all the famous Asians that were there name the famous Asians that were there go ahead
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oh the famous Asians name them all okay that guy from um Ali W no no no no he she wasn't there I'm going to tell you
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right now she wasn't yeah I'm going to tell you right now I'm going to tell you right now right there the dude from
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Revenge of the Nerds that Asian what the he ride the bikes oh I love that guy you don't even know his name dude no who
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cares yeah yeah the guy that invented like the um the shape of the dumpling oh really yeah yeah you actually the
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ingredients no but the shape he base it off of you yeah so there wasn't a who who was it wasn't a dinner dude you're
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lying there was a famous Asian dinner and he went and they talked about it all night there's Asian dinners all the time that are famous but no one gives a [ __ ]
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about those things I've always been invited to those things who throw I'm the king ching chong dude right I paved
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the way for all the other ching chong King ching chong they they they they they they they they they always invite me who threw the party is that someone's
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house no it was at a gigantic uh thing dinner thing outside downtown who throws
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it I I have to look it up it was a organization I forgot what is it called aapi is that no no no there there was a
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is it Asian-American Pacific Island no it's no it's not that it's um hold on is that what it's called Excellence no it's
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not Asian accent May 1st to May 31st oh we're almost out of it then no no hold on Asian so aapi that's that's Asian
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American and Pacific Islander Heritage what was the the whole month of May the dinner dinner call give black people
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February in it's 28 days and these guys get 31 that's insane these Asians dude that's out of
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control although there there are significantly more of them that's true yeah so I you I always go to that so who
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was there who was there John Cho Steven young Michelle ya hug huge all the
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Olympics guys of gold that the Chinese guy that's great at the Olympics the SK
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SK the basketball team the Olympic men's basketball team none of them
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fenon guys you know it's so funny what you guys are doing this archery look at the look at us ice skate glorious the
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movement it's mostly Russians ice skating no we have a Chinese guy what's his name Nathan Chang we talked about
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him we got we got yeah he's so good anyway anyway yeah Z that's not Himi
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anyway so they were there and then like um we bought oh you know Ali was there ASF Ali right this is the thing that
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bothered me last night ASF Ali old friend of M he also goes oh yeah n w Cal
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Bell I I go he's black by the way none of those guys are aaal that we're talking about yeah why do you pull out
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that guy up it's just another guy name W Cal Bell that's it first one IND yeah W
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Cal Bell was there and I said why was he there and Bobby said we invite blacks too that's what he said we do you let in
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we invite blacks and we invite um some Hispanics who have kind of Chinese eyes
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and then we also invite we do you have to either get high if you're Mexican you got to be high yeah there he is there's
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ASF we love him he's so talented so anyway um but he's Indian which is Asian so that is Asian so it counts W Bell
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he's a black guy right yeah but he [ __ ] with Asians everybody [ __ ] with Asian [ __ ] with Asians you ridicule and you
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oppress he he builds us he builds us up I've spent my life [ __ ] with an Asian
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this has ruined my life so you got sick this morning would you wake up sick you missed our call with Hulu yeah I woke up
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SI and then I have to go and do logic's movie tomorrow I'm dreading it but also U and then I had a rush to do a
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lunch and there was um I did a lunch with this guy he's like this guy you know I mean he's a historian guy he's
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pitching me something and he goes um he goes you know about genas KH I go yeah I know he's a guy Wanderer right Chinese
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guy or whatever he's like no no this is what so he had a shaman genghiskhan okay and and and and genghiskhan had
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gout Mak that lines up yeah yeah and then the shaman goes the way you get rid of gout
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I swear to God he goes you got to kill four 40 children and then you got to stomp on their organs you never read
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that I've read that yeah yeah yeah and so he did it right and then it didn't work so he tried it again he tried it
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twice 80 kits yeah he tried it and then I was thinking God I wish I was gas KH
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Shaman Yeah Yeah clean my house that's how you get rid of God twice twice yeah I you can have him do anything you want
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so who was his was this guy pitching you to play his Shaman in a movie or something he wanted me he wanted me to play the
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guts of the kids yeah dude oh you're good I'm so good at guts dude gas Khan
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how many people did he conquer what was his deal he had sex with like a thousand people a day something absurd no he
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didn't no that's what they said it was something insane like that gangas Khan how many how many 4,000 different
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women holy moly [ __ ] consensual it has to be consensual yeah sure
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consensual uhhuh he just by the way he was alive in what was the time period again he died in like uh go up go back a
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page yeah 1227 yeah real consensual yeah n it's caveman era bro
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there were some woke people back then in in 1100 yeah dude I doubt it yeah yeah
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yeah anyway yeah have you seen some of the photos of the Mongolians they had blue hair yeah Pier that's yeah and they
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they cosplayed they were all trans so let me ask you something too got it out I don't even know what's
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going on but let me say something too tell me about this historian did you have a good time with him the historian
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yeah he was it worth missing the Hulu call this morning about it wasn't that it wasn't that no you were already uh
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well what happens is I'm sorry pal my bud don't say sorry to me say sorry to Hulu they didn't care they did they
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didn't first thing on the call is Bobby gonna join yeah what does that mean and then when they said oh he's not going to
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join wi it oh we got to we got we got to cut this guy loose he's hard to deal
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with I can't wait till it does happen yeah what I can't wait till like we just can't deal with Bobby I just a little
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too in really inconsiderate of all of our time dude first of all can I say something I forgot about it I know you
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did and that's a good thing reminded you last night that's show I said I'll see you in the call tomorrow yeah this is
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you yeah I thought you meant this I'll see you on the call you think this is a call we're calling each other right now
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but it's am I not calling you hello hello hi there we go okay I don't hear
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you that like this I hear you through here it's a call how long is too long to wait for your coffee at a coffee
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shop 10 minutes they refund okay I walked out no walked out
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what which one I can't it dep on which one I'm not going to say it I can't put it it's it's a mom and pop thing I'm not
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not going to put them on BL it was Starbucks I [ __ ] that's really good that I go to all the time 20 20 minutes I'm
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not kidding oh but isn't that the place they use the mushroom chaga yeah I
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walked back in and I was like excuse me did you guys am I um do is am I in
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line and the GU like we have a lot of to go orderers man I was like you got it I left I paid for the coffee and I
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left wow that's I just was like what the [ __ ] is I don't want to what am I going to fight for the money I'm over it it's
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over I got to go yeah yeah yeah there's like 20 minutes I'm not kidding okay if I'm not exaggerating 16
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minutes what's too long isn't that too long listen to me listen the other day I went to salt and straw salt and straw
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ice cream my favorite right I waited probably 45 minutes to go in there well that's because they have a line every
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day but I'll tell you what the problem is and people need their fingers removed some for sure for
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this sampling oh yeah I your fingers need to be removed you know the Spaniard
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you know he tries all of them doesn't he yeah Pig but salt and St has six flavors that are just right and they have
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seasonal ones MH but it's like take the gamble you know when a guy
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goes can I get a sample of cookies and cream I'm like get [ __ ] you don't know what that tastes like [ __ ] [ __ ] get
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[ __ ] you don't know what cookies and cream taste like get the [ __ ] out yeah unless as you're unless you are even if
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you just had cookies and cream separately you know you know what it tastes like the guy that samples uh
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traditional flavors should be [ __ ] shot in the head if you want a cinnamon waffle raspberry twist yeah I'd love to
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know what that tastes like but the guy that goes can I try can I try the rocky
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road the rocky road is that okay yeah no no you don't get to try it it should have a sign that says samples you're not
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allowed to try standard you can't try oh so you're saying some samples you can try of course because no yes no I refuse
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because I'll tell you this I didn't sample and I failed
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I went to salt and straw and I I was with a friend and I go I'm going to get the balsamic nope
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strawberry ooh that sounds good you have to sample no you don't you don't have to
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sample you have to sample you don't you have to sample you don't have to sample
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sample sample this is by the way a curb episode what was I doing sample my Nixon you don't have anyway so I I so I
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took a bite of and it's balsamic like vinegar yeah we know okay yeah and I hit the vinegar first
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and then a little bit of strawberry aftertaste and I almost vomited in my mouth and I looked at my date and I go
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yeah I failed but that's what ice cream stores should be like no yeah you take a risk it's like a gamble no yeah or
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everyone Waits an hour [ __ ] that [ __ ] you're you know you should open up an ice cream store called you break you by
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and that's it they just give you one thing you walk it's like Soup Nazi you know it's like you don't get to choose they give you the kind and if it's bad
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too bad $5 you break your bite and then you get the ice cream you walk outside
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yeah and that's it I do understand your your business perspective I don't think it's going to work oh no how about this you charge for the
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samples you know how about how about this how about this how about this no no no how about this you get one sample for
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free after that it's a dollar a sample Fair that's fair you better pick you
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better pick I gotta even something better give it I got something better give it pre pre-
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samples pre- samples they've chosen what you should sample no no no you have all the flavors in another area right in a
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if their sticks are sticking out and they have the flavor oh how about like colog they spray oh yeah you smell the
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ice cream oh that's smart yeah that'd be cool that's smart right like a little stick right right and they go oh
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balsamic strawberry I don't want this in my mouth no thank you if you can smell it you can taste it yeah but that's what my grandfather used to say you smell it
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and then you go I don't like this and they go let it dry for a second wave it around your skin have to wipe on your
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skin lick exactly by the way how come we haven't done that at ice cream stores what lick a lickable thing like a you
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know the wallpaper from from Charlie and Chocolate Factory no lickable wallpaper you never thought about this this is
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like the coolest thing in that [ __ ] movie how have we never done this okay lickable wallpaper is this cuz of Co yeah at an ice cream store every day
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they should have a lickable piece of wallpaper well let's start with this then let's even start even from the beginning look at that right there whatever happened to scratch and sniffs
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whatever happened dude back in the day it was all scratch and sniffs and now went away and went away I want to bring
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it back bring it right back and those smelly good markers what you know the the smelly good markers what were those guys yeah yeah though were good dude you
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could get [ __ ] stoned on one of those things you could whatever happened to the one that I would got molested it was offered to me um well that well the
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stick the stick and the the powder stick in your penis FIP oh funp funp that's what he called the mestation a funp yeah
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yeah anyway um what were those markers called Carlos you just found it I thought y'all had moved on no those are
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so good what were those fruits eat them or smell them you could basically eat them I mean who cares Mr Sketch smelling
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markers yeah Mr Sketch who fundip went away funp went away because it was just
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Kool-Aid powder people were like this is just Kool-Aid powder but God guy you're not thinking about the second [ __ ]
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component the stick the stick nobody like to eat the stick those sticks though are delicious you like them cuz
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they're phallic most people don't like them cuz they're not edible they're not good to eat you like them cuz they're shaped like a little penis looks like
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Xanax too oh that's good if they lines on it dude dude dude I saw a documentary
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on Netflix you know couple weeks ago was this bored you know you're super bored huh you I watch anything right so I
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watch this documentary about Pez dispensers about the history of Pez no some dude that cornered the black market
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of P dispensers so this dude right with black people did I say black people you
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said the black people Market is that what you said no I I didn't say black people Ry take the tape back take take
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it back I don't know I thought you said no there's okay so you know how piss dispensers are um collectible they are
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kind of so back in no they are like the Batman like there's ones that are like $2,000 $3,000 one anyway can I just get
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to my point go so this dude right um he had no money you know he was he was kind
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of a farmer he had no money he's like I I got to figure this that's so funny you're either a
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farmer or you're not you're not kind of a farmer he is he have a garden at the front of his house or did he no he had
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land so he's a farmer he didn't farm that much though anyway um I don't know
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poor if he farmed a little bit more he'd have a couple more bucks in his pocket I'm not really here right now so anyway I'm trying to talk imagine he's got 20
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acres of land he's like haven't farmed in years I don't know what's not I don't know why I can't get any money so you know what he did this guy but there was
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so there was pest dispenser um like manufacturers in Europe like in Ukraine or something these kind of East European
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right so he would go there I watch this no didn't yes I swear to God you swear to God and he would he would get the
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ones that we cuz they didn't come to America the so he got those he would
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just walk into the warehouse and like do side dealings with these people he managed to convince them that it was okay to sell it to him even though he
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had no credentials you saw it yes it was insane wait wait how did you see it name a documentary on there even if I don't
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remember the name I've seen it I've sat on enough planes across this country going to shows where I just how did you
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see the whole thing I finished the whole thing I lik he finally got caught he which is insane because for a long time
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even the company was like it's not that big of a deal like he wasn't really doing anything that bad but the American
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pester guy buried him yeah they killed him he tried to bury him which is he's a fool that's him right there that's my
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man dude that's a farmer does he not look like a farmer he looks like a hippie okay you're right yeah you're
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right by the way the organization of his [ __ ] clamps in the back that is
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that's beautiful yeah I don't know how any of it works no you don't know any those things are even when you get um
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picture frames and do they thing they bring you I I can't even they give you like a little plastic cup kind of a
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thing mhm and then you got to put that in the wall and then you got to figure out where like where the board is behind
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the wall right I just take a nail and go pop pop to the drywall yeah yeah that's smart art call
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George [ __ ] [ __ ] honestly man you got to annunciate a little bit more that's getting bad great you're going backwards
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had oral surgery this morning oh that's right that's right oh that's what it is you had oral sex with some guy this morning yeah is it hurt a lot of
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conolingus yeah wait what H what what got cut your your mullers I had a crown lengthening predor
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you made a crown bigger yeah they have to uh shave the
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bone they had to shave the bone yeah wow this guy showed up after Sur gold
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Gala gold Gala from gold house okay what is it that I got it the [ __ ] are you
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talking about the Asian event oh gold Jesus Christ from ear I just got it
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gold house gold gold Gala yeah that's what it was mhm yeah yeah that's it beautiful beautiful Theo no dude I
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didn't do the red carpet you know me I sneak in from the back no I think they requested you it as no it asked Margaret
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Margaret goes who's the first one to leave me all every time you gotta yeah yeah look at that's beautiful that's
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beautiful that's the guy you mean that's not my the table we got no we got way back but we had a pretty
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good table Jimmy oang look at that not see now gold Galler right you're saying
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I went am I in the photo cuz you left you leave early oh [ __ ] the guy from
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queery and by the way even Ali Wong not Ali Wong even Margaret last night said that you guys they got gift bags and you
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left too early you didn't get a [ __ ] gift bag oh missed the photo and the gift bag I'd rather who else is in there
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I saw JN Cho there was John is John in the photo who else is in there John Cho's not in the photo it looks photo is
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that Kevin spy who's in [Laughter] there that guy yeah yeah oh D you no
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that was from a year before Daniel Day Kim you don't know who that is you mean that guy you don't know who that is he's
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just an Asian guy Jesus Christ oh my no no honestly do who is Daniel dayam he was in lost right by the way this photo
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is photoshopped you realize these people aren't in the same room you can tell those two older Asian women right there they were not in that photo they dead
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yeah yeah yeah they died years ago it's a postumus photo yeah yeah anyway I went to that but it's not the same who's that
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Ben Baller up top also I didn't dress good I didn't dress well well either I
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know good or well yeah neither no I came what were you supposed what would you what would you wear to that you don't
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have a suit I wore like this you and I wore a jacket you PMA lakshimi she's she's
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famous and beautiful yeah you wore a suit coat yeah but um
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something cool happen but I Dev Patel there's some high-end Asians over there bud Bobby I searched your name but what
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yeah they're not gonna put my name in there dude no because they they because they they they think of this kind of
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entertainment as the bottom of the barrel but so do we I know we do but we're still the top that's the best
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we're the top of the bottom no no no we're still at the top they View at bottom no we're in the [ __ ] Barrel but
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that's impossible to [ __ ] already a FL huh this one is already a flop why the if yeah BB how do you know because he
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didn't do well in the box office that's what that's a fob oh Garfield made 100 million but but I'm
00:25:01
what I'm saying though is the trajectory like for instance yeah you shouldn't feed your cat lasan by the way if I'm
00:25:07
going to go back to the Garfield ding real fast they don't like it I tried you cannot want it that's such a bad lie
00:25:13
look at that it made 33 million in the states if bombed but God that's so bad for a movie
00:25:20
like that I know that thing probably cost I don't know $500 million well how much did it cost Clooney that's like his
00:25:26
thing he just hangs with George Clooney what do you mean you don't think so maybe it cost 300 million maybe see 100
00:25:33
plus 100 yeah I'm saying yeah that's I think man scal Go's in his voice or something
00:25:39
anyway can make a Schindler's List well well I mean they already did that the budget something like that
00:25:45
that's 110 million on production doesn't mean they a didn't go over and B that's not on marketing and promotion right double that okay so uh 250 then well let
00:25:54
me say something there's a lot been a lot of Tres throughout history but what is left to make it make a movie out of
00:25:59
it and we've we've done a lot of the if krinski makes a 911 movie we'll talk
00:26:05
make him make a 911 movie we'll talk they already did that one what was it called Nicholas Cage remember Sully no
00:26:11
not Sully was that 911 what when they're in the elevator the whole time they're not in elevator they're just under the
00:26:16
building no no I'm talking about I a great movie I want the perspective Michael paa and my friend Danny ncci is
00:26:22
in it I want the perspective of the pilots in 9911 oh that's a good one what was going
00:26:28
on what were they what was you know there was a couple of dudes that were like we shouldn't do this I you know what I'd be because are
00:26:36
you sure I I would say are you sure probably 50 times right before the plane hits
00:26:41
yeah yeah I don't yeah yeah I mean we could get [ __ ] here you not isn't that
00:26:49
that like in your afterlife if you're a Muslim that you get how many how many was 93 virgins of them why 93 that's a
00:26:57
pretty good it's a great it a great year in Chicago for Jordan but if I got 94 I
00:27:02
wouldn't complain either though oh it's 72 we're way off yeah yeah but if I got 73 I'd be like I would count in heaven
00:27:09
73 okay imagine you you get to heaven and you go 70 71
00:27:15
72 71 okay 71 where's my other hello where's my other two where's
00:27:21
my other something's missing yeah yeah what is going on here why does it say that men will receive 72 virgins in half
00:27:28
Corpus there is some debate on the meaning of the 72 40-year-old virgins that's so F that's a great movie
00:27:35
hey Bob you're ready for your payoff you spit on the mic I don't feel
00:27:41
great well good I'm glad you showed up we'll be fine you're going to be fine
00:27:47
we'll be fine you take a take a uh you got an emergency back there that's all I've been drinking all day emergency
00:27:53
yeah um what is this the South Korean president what's he got to say you know the South president made an announcement
00:27:59
what'd he say let's hear it a long long time
00:28:05
ago I can still remember how that music
00:28:11
used to make me smile Billy [Applause]
00:28:16
Joel CHS yeah was this at the Gold yeah they
00:28:23
be happy for a while [Applause]
00:28:29
February made me Sher oh he got through that paper oh bad
00:28:37
new could one push pause for a second this is
00:28:43
really good if you make fun by the way the fact that he got through deliver is [ __ ] bananas okay you go to a Korean
00:28:50
government no thanks and sing a Korean song in front of other Koreans would love to give it to me and I will do it
00:28:55
all right I'll give you a song right now give me hey give me um Sant no no give
00:29:01
me byebye Miss American Pie in Korean no you no you got to sing a
00:29:07
Korean song no yes no because that's an American song he sing An American song because we make the best [ __ ] no s is a
00:29:14
good song santoki Give me the lyrics to santoki okay Soki
00:29:19
toia s toi toia you got to do the song yeah that popular song give me the L zip
00:29:25
up bunnies zipup bunnies what the [ __ ] did you say Here We Go There is Sant
00:29:31
there he is here he is here we go here we go go down there it is all right s what's the rhythm of it yeah no you got
00:29:36
to the music there no give me the Rhythm oh zoom into the lyrics I I'll give you
00:29:42
the first line right it goes this no no just do the Rhythm go bu I'll give you this
00:29:47
okay now just sing it okay s to
00:30:12
off by the way you're taking all your doing a Ste but that's a remix yeah it's a remix No that's song came first DJ C
00:30:28
dude I'd make a banger out there in Korea and they would be losing think so 100% they'd love me but you know what
00:30:35
the songs about that's a good restaurant soky I've been down there about summer bunnies summer bunnies yeah what does
00:30:40
that spring bunni spring bunnies spring bunnies because you know how she in the like see what she's doing you do this s
00:30:46
it's a mountain rabbit you go Santo like this oh I like that yeah yeah and then
00:30:52
they eat it ravenous is just talking about lunch is this just a song about lunch who's here what's going on have a
00:31:00
visitor oh come on in my Grandma Judy you guys remember her from oh wow Grandma Judy here hi Grandma what's up
00:31:07
buckers oh my God hi Grandma hi Grandma hi Grandma Judy please sit down good to see sit down grandma oh my God it's good
00:31:14
to see what a surprise give her the cans this is mone's grandmother beautiful you
00:31:20
want to wear the cans you want to wear the cans Graham
00:31:25
huh you want to wear the headphones headphones don't matter doesn't matter
00:31:31
doesn't matter yeah okay npe you don't want to hear it Judy that's your Judy right yeah Judy I love your nails thank
00:31:38
you Judy how do you feel about Koreans do you like Koreans they're okay I yeah some of them
00:31:46
I you're Bobby yeah yeah you're a
00:31:52
[ __ ] wait Judy hold on no [ __ ] you Judy wait a minute you
00:31:59
come here call me [ __ ] I'm sorry Mone that's Grand pay me P I'm pissed at
00:32:05
you the way you treat my [ __ ] grandson yeah you do treat him like that hey [ __ ] you
00:32:10
Judy you know what [ __ ] off you don't come to my house and [ __ ] say that [ __ ] to me hey you be nice to the the
00:32:17
[ __ ] I don't [ __ ] I just did didn't I you want me come over whoop your I don't want you to do that I'm
00:32:23
sorry thank you all right I'm sorry so anyway [ __ ] you
00:32:28
[ __ ] you don't talk to me like that you don't talk to her like that that you're right I just you know you
00:32:33
started with that tone and be nice [ __ ] you man be nice hey don't take it out on
00:32:41
him either right that's right he ain't said a [ __ ] word oh yeah you know what Judy you know what oh you you want
00:32:48
to hear Judy you want to hear some [ __ ] right now dude all right the Vietnam War you guys lost that do you know why we're
00:32:54
sneak here you know what what I'm go come over and I'm going to whoop your [ __ ] ice if you keep running
00:33:01
that [ __ ] mouth of yours I will beat the hell I know you will Judy but [ __ ] [ __ ] it Judy hey I'll
00:33:10
win that war yeah she'll win that war oh yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll stop it why don't you be
00:33:18
nice I'll St she came in with it like with the energy I was going to be so L you were n hey I'll stop a damn mud hole
00:33:24
in your ass and then stop it try mother [ __ ] all Judy let's start over be nice
00:33:30
Judy I apologize I don't give a [ __ ] see what I'm saying she won't [ __ ] stop
00:33:35
cuz you're I don't like the way you treat my grandson I don't like when you spawned wait a minute we love him no you
00:33:43
had a daughter some whatever that had that piece of [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:33:50
you why don't you ask her some it takes one to know one don't it
00:33:55
oh it does piece of [ __ ] [Laughter] all right Judy let's back up for a
00:34:01
second back up get to know her Judy getting to know you getting to know all
00:34:08
you stay off lay off Andre you're right all right you he's a [ __ ] nce guy
00:34:15
thank you Judy okay Judy be nice now go ahead and ask our gu Judy let's start over I'll treat your grandson nicer good
00:34:24
I [ __ ] you better what you going to do about it okay why you start what if I could do about it you don't want to know
00:34:32
right I will come over there I'll find out where you live I'll take the big sh I'll tell you where I live come over
00:34:38
I'll tell you where I live and I'll take the biggest [ __ ] I can right in the middle of your yeah [ __ ] oh oh you'll
00:34:45
take a [ __ ] my bed I'll do diarrhea in your [ __ ] eyes oh no and you'll [ __ ] be able to go blind and you'll
00:34:51
look just like me the next morning yeah let's go back let's go back you won't start over
00:34:58
be nice the [ __ ] CH what's a CH yeah I think it's the same thing yeah
00:35:05
yeah anyway let's back up for a second Judy you live in Minnesota yeah what are
00:35:10
you not what's a problem I love it I'm I I grew up in a din a little bit she knows she hates a Dina I don't give a
00:35:16
[ __ ] where you grew up at sounds right I don't give a [ __ ] why don't you ask her something why is she so hostile she
00:35:24
comes I'm just in come in here yeah to tellar you to your [ __ ] face
00:35:31
you better treat my grandson better than what you [ __ ] do I agree all right I agree you also flashed your daughter
00:35:37
yeah you flashed your daughter you got an attitude with him you tell me yeah you got something to say you say it I
00:35:43
call you I can get your number Judy [ __ ] no I ain't giving you my [ __ ] phone number then how can I tell you how can I
00:35:49
call you I'll give Andrew my phone so I'll call him he calls you I'll call I'll relay it why don't you be not ask
00:35:56
ask some set of questions and let's do a nice interview a Jennifer please she's pissed be nice she's pissed be nice
00:36:04
what's up don't put don't show her your ass do not I'm telling you I'm telling you don't I ain't got a real big foot
00:36:11
but I'll put it right straight up your mother [ __ ] eyes you better not show her your ass I'm not going to show you
00:36:16
my I won't I know you better not she's allergic to Seafood you don't like
00:36:22
calamari repeat that say it again come wild out with I'm going to
00:36:28
tell you do you like calamari I don't even know what the [ __ ]
00:36:34
that is and I don't give a damn okay it comes from Cal calm down let's calm down
00:36:39
let's let's take the temperature down I'm calm if you were going I'm [ __ ] calm you were going to go out to dinner with Judy where would you guys go where
00:36:46
would you have with her I don't know um is there a Cracker Barrel nearby you like Cracker Barr Jude [ __ ] no I don't
00:36:53
like Taco Bell and go out and out with him yeah you have to go out in a date
00:36:59
with him oh [ __ ] we'll hold hands you got to hold we'll hold hands we want to make amends he's going to take you out
00:37:06
for dinner he wants to make amends I don't think you're going to be able to make it up to her oh I think I can you how do you think you're going to get
00:37:11
this back um do you like origami huh do you like
00:37:18
origami there you go with that [ __ ] [ __ ] again okay all right so calamari
00:37:24
doesn't know well if it Rhymes yeah yeah origame doesn't all right okay so um don't say salami she'll
00:37:31
[ __ ] you better not dude yeah yeah how can you make it up there I'm going
00:37:37
to all right um take your time I will take my time um what I want to say to you I want you AP I think you should
00:37:43
apologize what just the way you've treated her this whole time it's been insane it has been you've been treated
00:37:49
her poorly be nice hostile no she didn't you got to treat her nice and apologize
00:37:54
for the way I'm going to try again you came to this country and now you take jobs I was born here actually you
00:38:01
seriously yeah oh [ __ ] was she born here yeah yeah so so apologize though to you're you're taking the jobs [ __ ] I
00:38:07
think you're talking about yourself yeah first of all of all the people you're the first to get deported yeah yeah I
00:38:12
think you should apologize I'm going to apologize just make it better please so mcone can have a nice trip with listen
00:38:18
Judy I want to say honestly heartfelt um it's good to see you um when I first
00:38:26
saw you I was just pleasantly surprised I was very excited to see you and I think you're a great woman I really do
00:38:32
and you did such a great job raising your children and your grandchildren they're very good Offspring you know and
00:38:39
just let me finish okay and you know it's just meeting you it's like I you know um I thought I would never meet
00:38:47
somebody from the movie [Laughter] Deliverance what are you f you know mean
00:38:52
so it's like and when you're watching Deliverance as a kid you're like I don't know these people and then you beat them right and you go they [ __ ] pigs right oh
00:38:59
God yeah so what are you going to do Mone what you going to do dude I'm right here don't [ __ ] with me dude all anyway
00:39:07
I'm kidding it was a joke Mone so thanks for being
00:39:12
here what are you trying to do [ __ ] eyes I don't believe a
00:39:18
[ __ ] word you say you don't believe my word I'm saying yeah but okay all right how do how can we repair
00:39:25
this I think you should I did it the way to do this be the apology was good it
00:39:30
was very good but I think before you say goodbye to her because you want to mend this I want you to say something along
00:39:36
lines of I hope you have a great day you know I can't say that you got to do
00:39:41
something I don't mean that though okay how about this I I'll compromise compromise please Judy I hope you have
00:39:48
an average day [ __ ] [ __ ] you know you're
00:39:53
full of [ __ ] you know that you have a head full of [ __ ] it's like thank
00:39:58
you very [ __ ] much yeah you're welcome this that's a compliment me
00:40:03
[ __ ] yeah yeah yeah this seems good how about start you're right you're
00:40:09
right hey yeah I love you come on men the wound please I don't
00:40:17
think that's I think jumping I love you I Stitch it up okay Stitch it up let me try please I I got to turn to say it
00:40:24
yeah all right let be Dr yeah
00:40:33
come on you got something to say
00:40:42
okay say it I love
00:40:48
you [ __ ] she doesn't buy it I did the best say it with more Vigor I love
00:40:53
you pretty good deeper bull [ __ ] Judy I love you you
00:40:59
[ __ ] you're [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] okay now now what I want to do is retaliate but I'm
00:41:05
not goingon to you I'm I'm I'm learning not to you can't I'm learning not to all right you know what I am full of [ __ ]
00:41:11
I'm a [ __ ] face smart aren I I'm going to go back to me I'm a terrible one and
00:41:16
I should learn my ways right and didn't learn anything and I I have to learn to respect Mone and respect people around
00:41:23
me that's right that's right and and I'm telling you that [ __ ] yeah she
00:41:29
told you that and we're all people correct yeah that's pretty true you you have people in La you have The Hills
00:41:34
Have Eyes oh yeah the people from there right you have the people from the mountain people got it in the canyons
00:41:39
you mean they don't have the same things we have you I mean you look inside a cave their eyes come out you know what I
00:41:45
mean and you go hello MH hello there I love you right you love Jesus too I do
00:41:50
too Jesus so I love everybody good yeah and I have to say another thing man yeah
00:41:56
yeah you're great if I love a [ __ ] bullshitter I'd come over and I'd hug your [ __ ]
00:42:04
neck she might give you a hug that seems violent that's what I heard it it doesn't seem like a hug it sound like a hug I think we should finish with a hug
00:42:11
I think you give her a big hug would you like to hug me give her H [ __ ] no well yeah I don't want to hug her either to be honest with you you know why do you
00:42:18
know why though how about a high five but you know why how about a high five I'm afraid I'm going to get
00:42:23
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00:42:29
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on man I don't know you know things just things just feel different than they did at the [Music] [Laughter]
00:45:04
beginning MH this is the nightmare this is my nightmare coming
00:45:10
true dude I know okay so um in the beginning okay in the beginning right
00:45:17
when I first met you MH we didn't work together okay yeah we we just I'm being friendly yeah I'm a nice guy right you
00:45:23
came in right he became obsessed with you not true yeah you did yeah you did I
00:45:29
like him just fine no you became obsessed with them the kid's fine yeah you drive him around he comes to your house oh he's you know young yeah bining
00:45:37
and so in my mind I'm like I have to play bad cop now right I was a good cop you're a good cop right you can't have
00:45:42
it all so I was just being bad cop right right and so but now I feel like the act
00:45:49
that I was doing on the road because you know when you lost your earphones I bought you new earphon I I do things for
00:45:54
he gave those away you gave those away yeah and then you know when you gave me that DVD I I watched it immedately I was
00:46:01
really grateful for it my point being is this if you're funneling resentment to
00:46:06
your grandma right and then she comes on to here call me a [ __ ] [ __ ] right well you are a [ __ ]
00:46:13
[ __ ] yeah what is going on around here it's gten too far I think she was just having fun I think it's gotten too far what do you think she was
00:46:19
just having fun just a little bit what do you think you want to fire the kid because of it no I'm not going to fire him I'm just saying if let's get it out
00:46:25
now because it's like I don't need need another grandma or the great grandma or the [ __ ] grandfather or any of these
00:46:31
people coming over here the grandpa is here ex week so we can meet him if he was on the books he was on the books
00:46:38
yeah yeah yeah well tell your Grandpa right that we're just kidding around right yeah yeah yeah well I mean like
00:46:45
that that was that was pretty cathartic so I feel like I feel like I'm ready to oh yeah but so you he's ready to let it
00:46:52
go now I'm ready to let it go yeah yeah yeah if you are it sounds like you're holding some resentments I'm ready Let It Go oh I'm holding a lot of things I
00:46:59
know I'm holding Let It Go baby let I can't let it go right now come on I I almost want to this is what I want to do
00:47:04
I almost want to just hear me out it's insane yeah I almost want to finish the war well go ahead yeah I I almost want
00:47:11
to go okay you want to play games if you want to play family games I could get
00:47:17
some of my family involved as well most are dead oh no I get some cousins are loopy right what about you Carlos what
00:47:24
about it how do you feel I mean I think mone's young and he's not used to this Hollywood [ __ ] I'm not Hollywood well
00:47:31
don't even say bring that in why do you bringing that in stop bringing that in dude yeah yeah I just think he he needs
00:47:37
to get used to it and I think he's finally settling into it no I think I feel very settled I feel settled too
00:47:44
good all right but uh wow that what a what a whirlwind that was Heavy pretty
00:47:49
heavy to me it made me sad really because parents love me well grandparents don't that's true why not
00:47:57
love you my parents love you to Grandma does not yeah yeah yeah my parents love she doesn't like me at all it some of it
00:48:02
could be you know the uh the war yeah it's got to be history at that point right they remember back when you guys
00:48:08
weren't allowed to talk to them did she that's right you know right and I'm calling her [ __ ] so I love it though
00:48:14
I it's pretty I'll tell you why because now I can say stuff yeah I can fight against it back in the day I couldn't so
00:48:20
let me ask you this all right um do you have um cousins that I mean does she
00:48:26
have or female yeah so if I said to Judy I'm dating your grandchild she would lose
00:48:32
her mind oh wow yeah she would probably pull a gun out or something murder well no he means just a
00:48:39
scare yeah that's not going to scare me but murder murder to them that's not murder
00:48:47
oh what is that likeing like putting a dog down or something oh w wow wow wow
00:48:53
wowow
00:48:58
keep that in yeah keep that in I like that will I like that yeah yeah I like that okay so you know I feel like this
00:49:04
is a um that's something that's not going to go away easily I don't think I I want to squash it right now why okay
00:49:11
yeah I want to keep the balls going you yeah I'm juggling and I want to keep the balls keep the balls in the air the show's still yeah the show's still on
00:49:17
I'm still performing I don't so what I'm saying is I'd like to keep this war going uh I now know Judy your Grandma
00:49:24
Judy I know my enemies and it's not your enemy just listen I know my enemies okay
00:49:30
and I know my allies well that okay that's true and I know how the war is played and I will win in the long run
00:49:38
yeah short run it's going to be a short war pretty short okay yeah but God bless
00:49:45
you man back to your position God bless you and take care of D God bless you good job bud also cool shirt thank you
00:49:53
yeah cool shirt cool shirt great shirt but um you didn't defend me at all what
00:49:59
was there to defend hold up Judy I think I I mean that could have been nice whoa
00:50:05
Judy out of pocket you came in with guns of Blazing play the tape I I said okay
00:50:12
let's get this back I was trying to be a mediator I know dude but you're acting as if we were on the same fraternity and
00:50:19
we knew each other for 20 years so what what a world I wasn't feeling well I'm up now you're feeling good now I'm not
00:50:24
feeling good you go to do spots tonight feel no I canceled those good what a weird day man what a whirlwind all right
00:50:32
show us something funny then Carlos make him feel better will you me feel better what is this JoJo sewa drunk at
00:50:37
Disneyland love big JoJo sewa fan sewa spent her 21st birthday embarrassing
00:50:43
herself yesterday at Disney World's Epcot the clearly wasted pop star tried to start a singal to her newly released
00:50:49
song Karma but no one knew the words I know I
00:50:59
embarrassing I would have never around yeah we know it couple of
00:51:04
things here yeah go ahead tell me yes what are you doing at Disney that's not a thing what are you
00:51:10
doing your 21st birthday at Disney one of the most happiest
00:51:16
bus 21st birthday at Disney I went there last year loved it without kids no kids
00:51:23
gross no gross Star Wars jail Star Wars
00:51:28
right to jail because I like Star Wars because you go to Disney World Without kids I was with a kid jail
00:51:35
who mhm oh yeah a friend's kid was with you yeah so then yes you get a pass
00:51:42
thank you yeah that's fine all is well do do I go go to prison VIP pass Jesus Christ you go to jail not prison we'll
00:51:48
let you out but we're going to wag VIP remember that yeah let me ask you something about with a kid is fine have
00:51:54
you done the VIP experience I don't have a kid it doesn't matter what I would like to do would you take
00:52:01
me I'll take you too what what yeah I'll do the B how much is VIP at Disney but
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it's 800 an hour yeah what in an hour you can do the whole par no you can't
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that doesn't that math that math is not right $8500 12 hours 800 an hour you're
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there for 10 hours yeah you went to the park for 10 hours oh yeah even longer I can't even get you to [ __ ] do this
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show for an hour hour there's a lot to do same okay anyway so that's how much
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it cost and what you get I'll tell you what you get with that you get the VIP experience you go to you know that whole
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you go to the front of the line let me finish man I you know I'm right now dude I'm not in the mood for you doing this
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right now cut me off okay don't get so angry I let me explain myself I'm
00:52:49
turning into Judy please don't turn into Judy of [ __ ]
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I know all right so love it I love her so what you get is you you early in the morning you go to the that hotel with
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the log log cabin feel there's a big bonfire you talking speak in Spanish to
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me there's a lady comes out you know they look like you know they in the gold rush and hey y'all you know mean that
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whole thing I love it I clap you know I mean are you ready for the adventure say what what do you want to do first and so
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you get to go around with this lady she's wearing the outfit she has all the passes and you go in the front of the line in every ride right and then um you
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get to even the little experiences like making a lightsaber right she can make those appointments cute yeah and um you
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she's pretty much with you the whole time like if you want to go eat you tip her oh yeah you tip her cash oh yeah
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what you tip her like it did last night at the parking lot guy that made me laugh so [ __ ] hard so anyway Tipp it
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at the parking lot you give him a couple bucks you know five 10 bucks sometimes 20 you know what I mean it's a parking lot guys I said how much did you just
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give him he was $100 mhm insane a generous guy $100 to park
00:54:01
your car I only brought that up because you accused me of not tipping the [ __ ] how much you tip the gold I
00:54:07
don't know how much those I don't do that stuff I don't know what you you tip that lady I would give her probably like three or hundred bucks maybe for the day
00:54:14
you know what a woman did to me today I ordered and then I beep booped my food I beep booped on the thing on the uh Apple
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pay and then she manually got rid of the tip thing
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because she wants cash but that was interesting because I went to go press the button she goes all good to go so
00:54:33
she moved to the next screen without me oh that's nice but then I but then I thought are they told to do that by the
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management to skip the tip because I went to tip but then she goes you're good to go
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she did so fast then it goes no thanks or receipt no thanks and I thought did they tell them to do that you think or
00:54:52
did she think I don't tip did she look at me and she goes this guy doesn't tip can I be honest with you
00:54:59
m and don't get angry M you don't look like a tip I don't look like I can afford to tip no you you can afford it
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you just don't look like you do tip why you just your you're your brow I always
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tip I know you do tip well I tip well I know you do never not I've but I look like a furro brow doesn't tip guy yeah
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yeah I want to show Bob you do need to watch this I do want you to see this for a second
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okay Russians are the [ __ ] best oh ice
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boxing so it's just straight boxing on Ice that's so good why not put it on ice
00:55:35
I know it's genius they put Disney on Ice why not boxing right here's what's so great about this to me this is
00:55:43
Russians got to be the people that came up with power slap you know the slapping they got they're the arm wrestling that's all like them trying to take
00:55:49
things to like another level this boxing [ __ ] what what else do you want to see on a different I'll tell you right now
00:55:55
huh sky fighting Skydive fighting that's brilliant right and that is brilliant
00:56:02
yeah you punch each other right if you knock them out they die obviously cuz they can't open the sh right so what
00:56:08
don't lose that's greaty fighting Sky Fighting you jump out of same plane or different planes same it's got to be the
00:56:14
same plane how do you meet them what do you mean they have you never seen that they jump out they can they you can change your direction you what you no
00:56:20
this is what you do yeah same plane same plane but you're you have a distance but you're still tied to them oh you're t
00:56:26
yeah there's a rope that's connected our belly right so you have to fight so if one guy dies the other guy he gets to
00:56:32
pull he gets the pull here check it out you knock the guy out and then you 69
00:56:37
him and you get to come down why do you have to 69 why no cuz he's 69 his head
00:56:43
BS yeah yeah love it that's what you want yeah just 69 somebody fine from a
00:56:48
plane Sky Fighting really what's another one well how about fighting underwater I would love to see a little Tango down
00:56:54
below oh it's like sloth fighting yeah yeah I could do that one I like
00:56:59
fighting on fire oh like a fire pit would be dope yeah and and not a whole
00:57:05
thing isn't on fire but around it is on yeah you have a floating ring M check it
00:57:10
out oh yeah no you don't even know what's in the water what what's in the water what's in the water what's in the
00:57:16
water that's not what I'm talking about I'm talking a floating fighting ring on water what's in the water it's not what's in the water what's happening in
00:57:23
the water what's happening tsunami expensive it's timing timing the timing
00:57:30
is everything on this one right that's but you got to work with you have a flotation right and then all the debris
00:57:36
oh yeah there's debris happening right somebody's house right it's it's wavy or
00:57:41
whatever you call it turbulence sure yeah yeah wow what about now the cameraman I I don't know that would be
00:57:47
tough yeah yeah yeah well okay Union Union okay Union those guys are tough
00:57:52
okay a tornado fight would be amazing fighting in the middle of a tornado who gets Swept Away by the way
00:57:58
be I watch the trailer for twister yeah it's the same movie Twisters it's the
00:58:04
same movie it was Helen Hunt and Bill Pullman yeah now it's [ __ ] no it was
00:58:09
B Bill Paxton B Paxton yeah and now it's Glen Powell and who is the girl I don't
00:58:16
know it's look it's the same [ __ ] movie but look can I say something they have two this time yeah there's plural
00:58:23
it's not the same movie there was many twisters in Twister wasn't just one they have twins in this one yeah yeah they
00:58:28
have twin babies twin Twisters but dude imagine wow but do you know who else was
00:58:34
same [ __ ] movie you know who else was in twister don't say anything no one says it you know who else is in twister great actor the thing about
00:58:41
twister you don't realize is they had great actors well I love the orig so who was in it Philip Seymour Hoffman oh oh
00:58:49
my God he was in Twisted yeah oh my God he was in that I mean imagine having
00:58:54
that caliber in a [ __ ] Disaster Movie it's insane he was so good yeah he was he was her helper right he was like her
00:59:00
on her team yeah but I liked his character and then what's his name from uh secession I know yeah yeah um uh uh
00:59:07
Tim no no uh let me get us I know Alan Rock alen rck [ __ ] why did you do that
00:59:14
alen rck alen rck Philip seamour Hoff I mean look at that [ __ ] cast wow yeah
00:59:19
and now they got Glen Powell and [ __ ] who's the new girl do you even know who the new girl is is she a new girl they're selling us yeah this is a new
00:59:25
girl selling us Hollywood's at it this is when Hollywood's at it when they push a girl that I've never heard of before I've never seen her before and she's in
00:59:31
a thing don't sell us come on zoom in oh Daisy Edgar Jones never mind I know who she is we already sold she' been around
00:59:37
for a while but it didn't look like her it didn't look like her in the preview what was her biggest movie Daisy
00:59:43
Ed Star Wars right no no no no War what was she in I'm sorry I don't
00:59:49
know Bob War of the Worlds that was a good movie that's a TV show she was on okay go down I've never oh she was a
00:59:56
normal people yeah can I talk about war of the world I loved normal people remember that normal people normal
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people can I talk about war of the world normal people War of the world yeah can I talk about it please
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okay yeah man John krinsky that's so funny thank you we
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should just ended there that's good yeah thank you for bringing her bad [Music]
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