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You two are bad friends. Who are these two
idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You
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two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something.
We're bad friends. Oh, that's a tight shirt.
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That's cool. Is that new? No, I've had it.
Oh, I like that Fleetwood Mac. Name your
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favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Go. Um, love that.
That's my favorite kind of stuff right there,
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dude. I hate being put on the spot. I know. I
hate it. How'd you do last night? you were in
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a real bad mood last night for some reason. I
said hello to you in the hallway. I'll tell you
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why. And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been
friends for 15 years. I literally was like, "Hey,
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man." And he goes, "Hey, I don't even want
to be here." Like a little I was like, "What
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does that have to do with me?" Cuz right before
you don't know what happened right before Well,
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tell me. This guy comes up to me and goes, "Hey."
I go, "What's up?" He's like, "What's You don't
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remember me?" Oh. And I'm like, "No." He's like,
"208, dude." And I go, "What was that? Mr. 2018?"
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Yeah, Mr. 2008. I go, "What?" He goes, "Second
show Saturday night. Bria, dude, I was with the
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funny hat and the weird shoes. You made fun like
that kind of thing." Mhm. Like I'm supposed to go,
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"Oh, yeah. You didn't remember him?" No, I didn't
remember him, dude. Well, he's here now. Come on
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in, Marcus. Do you ever get that? No. Where people
are like, "You don't remember me?" Yeah. I mean,
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I've had people that say that. Not not people in
the crowd, but people say, "Do you not remember
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me?" And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can
say. I've had someone go, "You don't remember me,
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do you?" And you're like, "Okay, well that's what
do you want me to do here?" I know. How do you
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want me to get out of this? The guy yesterday
said, "Uh, sometimes he happens all the time."
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I love Look here. Can we I love fans. I want to
say hi to everybody. I love them. But also say
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hi in not the weirdest way possible, right? A guy
literally yesterday goes, "Am I mistaken or are
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you a podcaster? How would you like me to respond?
He was mistaken. He was mistaken. I go, "I don't
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know, buddy. I don't know what else to say." And
then I feel weird. And I get in the car and I go,
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"What was that?" Yeah. But what was I supposed to
do? Go. Yes. It's me, the podcaster. Yeah. In a
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long line at a checkout at at a hardware store. I
feel I What do you want me to say? Just say yes. I
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Yes. And then what? Yeah, I know. Then it's weird.
Then he's like, "Okay." Mhm. And then just waiting
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with my with my stuff. It just just say hi. Just
say or or when they when they're joking too.
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I don't like it. Well, they get you get it way
worse. Ken Jung, what's up? You know what I mean?
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And they then like five minutes. Just kidding,
bro. I hope I didn't cross a line. It's like it
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wasn't funny. I'm regretting a little bit putting
up the post for your mom's birthday because man,
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am I giving everyone resonance to go I'm I'm
doing it again. I'm fueling the fire. It's It's
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my special. It's in my special. I know. Yeah. And
you know what? Yeah. Very cool. You're cool. No.
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No. I think it's very cool. You're cool. Boy
oh boy. Am I excited to see this special when
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the first cut comes out? I saw it already. I Has
anybody else seen it? No, I saw it. You better
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let me see it. I said it's upstairs. I know. They
They're literally here. They edited my special,
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too. Upstairs. I was It It was the first time
where I sat down and I watched the whole thing.
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And guess what? Fantastic. Not fantastic, but
um it was um serviceable. Come on, shut up. No,
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serviceable is good. I bet it's great. No, I I
can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching going,
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"Oh, I I do seem like a standup." You're you're a
30-year professional. I I understand that, but I,
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you know, I'm watching it's like, "Oh, that was
okay. That was good." You know, it's more than
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okay. It's better than okay. It's serviceable is
a good word, though. I should That should be my
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next special. Serviceable. Yeah. Standup. Here
it is. I did. I did some. Yeah. Yeah. Why not?
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Yeah. If I do if I do one in my life, I it's like
that's a good one to have out there. Yeah. Look
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at that. Fulfilling its function adequately,
usable. That's serviceable. Functionable and
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durable rather than attractive. That's also
true. Yeah. Neither of us are that attractive,
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but we are functional and durable. Yeah. I I
don't think I'm ever going to do one again. I
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thought about that the other night. Aristotle was
like, "What's going on?" I'm like, "I'm doing all
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sort new stuff lately." You crush every time.
Even, you know, you're the weirdest guy because
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it's like you'll do a special and then like [ __ ]
two months later you already have a new 15. Yeah,
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I know. But I but it's, you know, but I don't
crushing crushing. Last night you were crushing
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the new 15. I don't think I'll ever do another
special again. I really believe that. I think I'm
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done doing them. I think they're fun, but I'm like
I I think something else is going to happen in the
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world of standup. Like I think something is on the
move. AI. Well, I I I I that's what I call it. I
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My cousin told me the other night about they had
a meeting. He works at Apple. You know, my cousin,
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he said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruz
Brad Pitt. They had a they had an internal meeting
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about the detriment of that to the business. Wow.
Because it went crazy viral. We you know that
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scene we showed of the Brad Pitt Yeah. I've been
watching it. People are panicked about it because
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it's so good and so real. People are now like
freaking out. So internally they're like what's
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going on? What are we going to how are we going
to stop this? Because people at home are going to
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start just making full films using AI. Yeah. They
were saying that Netflix the future of Netflix
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someone was imagining you just prompt it and then
it gives you the movie that you just prompted.
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And let me tell you something. We've been joking
about that for a long time. Netflix is 100% going
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to do that. There's Why would they not? I mean I
don't like it, but what's going to stop them? You
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talk quick. Yeah. It's a little too quick for me.
Had a couple cups of coffee. I was throwing the
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bottle at the dog and had a couple cups of coffee.
That's what I said. And then I spilled coffee all
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over my pants. You're an You should have been an
auctioneer. And my dog laughed at me. I spilled
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coffee all over my pants when I was throwing the
ball this morning. And she went, you know, when
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the dog when they do some human [ __ ] and you're
like, I don't laugh. That's not funny. Yeah. And
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the dog was like, just throw the ball, man. Yeah.
Yeah. Just throw the [ __ ] ball. Yeah. Your dog's
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the best. Throwing the I ran into uh another dog
this morning. A similar looking dog, but a white
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version. I have I have a black dog. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. As you know. Yeah. Uh, Jet Black. Yeah,
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that's his name. Jet Black. In the white version,
did you have like a gold chain? Like he's a
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white. That's what my black dog said. He was
appropriating my walk. Yeah, cuz the dog was
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walking with kind of like a little swagger. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. My dog did not like that.
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Yeah, cuz your dog is black but suburban. Suburban
black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my dog is Hello,
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Bobby. Good to see you. You would think they would
be like, "What's up?" But it's not. Hello, Robert.
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Yeah. Yeah. He's very drink. Yeah, it's a girl.
But yeah, she she is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 2020.
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She went to Brown University. She went to black
university. It's enough of this. It's enough. You
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know what I almost went to go see last night?
Good luck, have fun, don't die. Or have fun,
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good luck, don't die. Cuz I saw the trailer and I
thought, "This looks really good." Except it does
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look amazing. Except every single trailer now or
every new movie is End of the World. So here's
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what I propose to Bobby Lee. Yes. Why? This is
all kind of dystopian, scary, the world is over
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[ __ ] Like pluribus, all Why don't we make a
show where we save the world, it's not ending,
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we fix it. Cuz these are kind of like doomsday
film. Everything is a doomsday film. Yeah.
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What's a doomsday film? Let's do Doomsday with us
where we're Well, there's Doom. Is there Doomsday
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happening in the movie and we reverse it or I
think it's the end. I So these movies are like the
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beginning of Doomsday. I think that Doomsday is
over. It's already happened and we fix the world.
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We fix it. Yeah. Like we go through the steps to
fix the world. Don't you think that's a good idea?
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That's really good. Because all these Doomsday
films make me sad. Like this looks awesome, but
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man does it look sad. Yeah. Like he's come from
the future and he's telling all of us it's over.
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So it's about to happen. That's the trailer. And
I was like, why can't it just be it's all over,
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everything is bad, but Bobby Lee and Andrew
Santino have to fix it. Okay, good. Don't you
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like that? I like that a lot. Boomsday film. Bobby
Lee and Santine. Let's do a movie where um all of
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a sudden this big thick guy from the [ __ ] future
comes. Chappelle Lacy. Yeah, like Chappelle Lacy,
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but he's sort of like an AI killing machine.
Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. And then
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what happens is uh we have a friend named Sarah
Connor. I'm listening. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good,
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right? So far. Yeah. It's a good name. That's a
really really catchy name. What? Sarah Connor.
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Yeah. Really good. But she's not the android
machine killing machine. Is she human? Yes. Wow.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And he goes, he has to say, I'll
be back all the time. He has to say all the Yeah.
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That's his catchphrase. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be back
all the time. Really good, Bob. Yeah. Thank you
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so much. You should write this down. Yeah. Wasn't
the original catchphrase, I will be right back.
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Isn't that the joke? Is I will be right back. And
he changed it. Yeah. And they got in an argument
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about it. I mean, caught uh Arie, that's not
what it you know, is that what happened? No.
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The original line was uh he refu Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Original is I'll come back and I guess he he said
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a a machine wouldn't say I'll come back. Really?
Yeah. He said that apparently he was like Well,
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I mean that's kind of how he talks in real life.
Yeah. He probably just misread it five times and
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they were like we'll just keep it. I'll be back.
They're like Arnold it's I'll come back. He's like
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I'll be back. They're like fine. I'll be back. We
can't do 12 more taps. He [ __ ] it up every time.
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But it truthfully apparently he he was saying they
got into an argument about it. Yeah. And it became
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one of the most iconic lines in the film. But
it was jokingly written as I'll come back. What?
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Kind of powerful. What if I'm the director?
Okay. Yeah. I was like, "Hey, um Arnold."
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I've never seen you do your
Arnold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um how good is this
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movie going to be? Aren't we killing it? We're
crushing. I I love I love you Arnold. Listen,
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Cameron James. Yeah. Aren't we crushing? All I
want to do is lift weights. Yeah. And coming.
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I'm coming. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're actually we're
shooting something right now. I'm still coming. I
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know. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home.
I understand. But can I just I will be coming. I
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I I know. But that's the light. You can't. It's
um I'll be coming. Yeah. Um I'll be coming. No,
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the light is I'll come back. No, we got to go. The
light's We're losing light. Okay. I'll be coming
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on your back. I know. I'll come back. is the line.
I'll come all over you. All right, guys. Cut. Get
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and action. I'll be back. Cut. You don't have to
make the noise. We do the sounds. We're going to
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do that in I want to do the sounds. I understand
that. But we have I love sounds. All right. Well,
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you can do the sound. We're just That's not the
kind of sounds we're going to use. But anyway,
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guys, and action. I'll be back. Okay. I'll
be back. It's It cut. I went to the camera.
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I understand that. But uh really where's Will
Sasso when we need him? That was my favorite my
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favorite Arnold Schwzinger. Sasso is the king,
dude. I got good news for the crew. What? We're
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doing it. That's and that's all I want. I know.
You know what I'm talking about? I really don't.
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We're going to Japan. Oh, we are. I got the sign
off. We're ready to rock and roll. I'm going to
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be coming from Hawaii and I will meet you guys
in Japan. Well, wait. We're doing it in July.
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Yeah. Okay, good. I'm already halfway there. So,
I said, "We're planning something with a family."
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And I said, "If I'm halfway there, would it be
cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends?"
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My wife was like, "I think that'd be awesome."
And I was like, "This is perfect. It literally
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is going to line up." Perfect. Really? So, we got
to start booking flights to Japan. How long are we
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going to be there? What do you want to do? 6 days,
7 days? Is that That's a long, right? Yeah, that's
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enough. Yeah. I mean, do but do we just want
to do Tokyo or do we want to go Okinawa? Okawa.
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That's where Mr. Miyagi's from Okinawa. Yeah, I can't wait. So, we'll fly into Tokyo
and then we'll figure it out. We should take
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the bullet train. That would be fun to go down
to Kyoto or whatever. Whoa. And then Brad Pitt's
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going to be on the train. We can fight. Yeah.
What's that movie called? Bullet. Bullet train.
00:11:53
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good movie. I
can't wait. So, we're going to do it. We'll start
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locking it up. We'll be bad friends in Japan.
We won't do shows or anything. It would be cool
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if we set up some kind of fun thing. Not even a
show, but like a meet and greet. meet and greet
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or something for Japanese fans. Would that be kind
of fun to do? Let's do a meet and greet. Yeah,
00:12:10
just like a comic store or something. Yeah, like
a local hangout. Yeah, a comic store. Yeah, I I I
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bet we have some fans in Japan, don't you think?
I think we have about four or five. That's enough
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for a comic book store. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you say
comic book store? That's exactly where our fans
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would be in Japan. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm thinking
of logistics for myself as someone working and I
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was like, yeah, it's a pain for you. All right,
just anywhere. Coffee shop. How about this lobby?
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Oh, you know what? They have these massive video
game like arcade uh places and you should play
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fans one-on-one in games. Yes. Okay, that is a
great idea. Right. They have these massive video
00:12:45
game like that. Oh yeah. They have ones where they
hold tournaments though that they hold like weekly
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tournaments you can go to. I think that would be
fun. God, those buildings are so cool looking. You
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know what the wildest [ __ ] is? Every floor
is something different too. You'll walk in,
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it'll be like first floor is a restaurant, second
floor is like a look at that a shop for shopping.
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The third one is a massage place. The force one
is like a you whatever. It's all [ __ ] [ __ ] I
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can't wait. Yeah. Japan, here we come. We're
going to Japan. To a dollar. You touch it by
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you know $2. Is this still $2? I don't know. Let's
just move on now. Okay. It's like New York pizza.
00:13:15
They raised the prices. It's a $150 now. I can't
wait. Yeah. The boys are going to go to Japan. Oh,
00:13:24
you m you're going too? That's up to us. What?
Said I got to film it. But that's up to us. Oh,
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you got to film it cuz he he does jump on a
lot of He gets to jump on a lot of Yeah. Hey,
00:13:33
I'm doing this. So, we get to decide. Do they
speak English there or is it going to be hard? No.
00:13:38
No. No. English. Hasn't made its way over there
yet. Yeah. Okay. They've heard of They've heard
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it. No. Yeah. No, they don't even know it. Yeah.
Are you a flat earther? What's going on here? I'm
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a square ear. Four sides. Oh, no. I I They do
speak English. In fact, when we go to Okinawa,
00:13:54
which I have been down there, there's certain
islands you go to, they do not speak English. So,
00:13:59
you better get that Google Translate ready to
rock and roll. Yeah. Okay. I'm ready to go.
00:14:04
I'm so excited. We're going to We should dress
up as ninjas. You should. Yeah. No, you should,
00:14:08
too. I can't. Why? It's funny. They would like
it more on me than you because you're Korean
00:14:12
and they get mad at you. But me, they're like,
"This is good. This is good." Yeah. Yeah. This
00:14:16
is funny when he does it. You can't We can't
cosplay it. Oh, we Dude, that half of Japan
00:14:19
is cosplay. Yeah. But I mean, the whole country
is cosplay. Like, make it more American. Like,
00:14:24
I'll come as a American Eagle. Yeah. You can come
up as Yeah. Well, Carlos would be the bald eagle.
00:14:29
He'd be the American bald eagle. You can go as
pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice the latte. Yeah. Who
00:14:35
wants a sip? Yeah, we should dress up an American.
American. Yeah. Taken back, dude. Yeah, we should
00:14:40
get into something funny. Sorry. Just chatting.
That's fine. No, we're doing good, right? I just
00:14:44
like chatting with you. No, I like chatting
with you. Everything's fine. What is that? Oh,
00:14:50
I This was This is a What is this? A handy person.
Get on. Oh, boy. God. Oh, yeah. No, don't laugh.
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Is there a stitch? Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't
laugh, Dad. Let's see. Don't laugh. Don't. Whoa.
00:15:09
The sound immediately I think of the the cut to music and no one helps her. Pop. See
that guy right there? That guy right there.
00:15:21
Didn't Well, try. Too slow. Too slow, dude. You
wouldn't help. What? You would not help. Yeah,
00:15:25
because I like a good laugh. But wow, that's
uh the Bart that's up in San Francisco. And
00:15:33
why why do you know he says she Yeah, cuz men
would just men would just take the hit. Why
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is she color coordinating? That actually looks
cool. Look at I'm going to I'm wearing a green
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shirt. I'm going to wear my green shoes as well.
Well, if you dissect this, that's 100% an Asian
00:15:47
woman. A This is in the Bay Area. Two, she's
wearing the visor. That is dead giveaway Asian
00:15:51
woman and gloves. And gloves. Yeah. Wow. And
gloves. And it's like 74 degrees. Yeah. Wow,
00:15:58
that's funny. I saw Leo last night go into
No, two nights ago going into a place. Leo,
00:16:03
really? Where? Look, he looks the It's
so funny. He looks the same in real life
00:16:07
that he looks on TV. I was waiting for a car at
valet and he was going into like a secret club,
00:16:11
but he had his hat on low. Yeah. And the
valet goes, "Oh, Leo's here." I was like,
00:16:15
"Well, don't I wouldn't say that out loud."
Yeah. Did you go say hi? [ __ ] no. Why not?
00:16:19
He doesn't know me. You're a part of that. No.
No. He went into his club thing. It was like a
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private club. What do you mean? I'm not What? What
are you talking about? Yeah. Leo would be like,
00:16:27
"Get away. Get away." But he was wearing his hat
real low like he does. Mhm. It's kind of wild,
00:16:32
dude. I love that. I can't believe he still
lives in LA. That was my first thought. Why
00:16:36
would he live here anymore? Cuz he's a '9s dude.
He's still Yeah. He's like you. Mhm. He still has
00:16:42
Hollywood dreams. Yeah. Yeah. I would I mean,
give me a city that's better. No, I mean, for a
00:16:47
guy like him where everywhere you go is a thing.
He could hide out somewhere. He could go to like
00:16:50
Montana and just live, you know. Oh, that's Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I could have a ranch or something. A
00:16:54
lot of those guys, they they disappear. They go
somewhere where nobody bothers them. Yeah. Robert
00:16:57
Duval died. What did you do? You know, luckily
for the first time, we didn't call out any of
00:17:03
these deaths. Thank god. I did. We did mention
Kathern O'Hara, sadly. Rest in peace. He was 95,
00:17:09
though. But you know who died today? The triple.
It was Kathern O'Hara, Robert Duval, and today
00:17:14
um uh uh Jesse died. Oh, Jesse Jackson. That's
right. Oh, that's right. Jesse Jackson. Jackson
00:17:20
died this morning. The Reverend R. Chicago legend.
Yeah. died in Chicago. Not from Chicago. Died in
00:17:26
Chicago. Shout out Jesse Jackson. Black History
Month, no less. God, what a legend. Remember the
00:17:32
single tear he did when Barack won? Zoom in on
that face. Look at that face. That does look like
00:17:36
the Cosby. Like Yeah. When Cosby was pudding.
Yeah. He's got that like I'm up to something.
00:17:43
Yeah. He's got fish eyes, too. Yeah, he does
have fishy eyes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Perfect circle
00:17:48
head. Is Dolly Parton alive? Yeah, she's alive.
Yeah, cuz I saw her on a billboard on the way
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here and I had that thought. Should I mention it
because maybe cuz how old is she now? We can test
00:17:58
the fate. I don't like that. I don't want her to
pass away. 80. Yeah. Oh, it's a good bet though.
00:18:04
I know. We should have a Bad Friend's death poll
here where you can bet the fans can bet with us
00:18:08
on who's going to die next. I don't want her to
die. I'm saying that. But I saw on a billboard
00:18:12
and I thought I don't know if she's alive or
not. You know, if she died, you know what would
00:18:16
die like two days after her? Her titties. They
stay alive for two days. do pretty good. Yeah,
00:18:22
they're big, guys. They're their own organism now.
They're huge. Yeah. Are they real? They're real,
00:18:28
right? Yeah. Come on, brother. What? You think
an 80-year-old has tits up to her chin? No. No,
00:18:34
I don't think she's got breast um surgery. Look it
up. You're out of your mind. No, those are real.
00:18:38
No, they're not. It's like I don't even have to
Google it, but I will cuz I Yeah. Yeah. I want you
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to Google it. I want you to Google it. Yeah. Yeah.
It's the mo she she talks very open. My bet is No.
00:18:47
My bet is everyone listen consensus. Yes. Yeah, I
guess I bet you all the money. How about you? Yes,
00:18:52
m They're fake. Yeah. No, they're real. Go ahead,
Google it. Dolly Parton's breasts are not natural.
00:19:01
Pressation lifts to advance her signature look.
They're real expensive and they're real mine.
00:19:09
Let me tell you something, honey. They're real
nice. They're real fun to suck on. Wow. That's
00:19:14
disappointing. She's always been fun on on talk
shows about it. She's a good actress, too. She's
00:19:19
the [ __ ] Dolly Pardon's the [ __ ] Was she in
Steel Magnolia? Is that the movie that she was
00:19:22
in? Yeah. I love Do you like that movie? It was
good. I love that movie. I haven't seen it in a
00:19:27
long time. Yeah. Yeah. I love Steel Magnolia. Is
she on Rya? Have you seen her on Rya? Yeah. Would
00:19:32
you I wouldn't even swipe for her. Why? Just the
It's just I Where would you take dollar? That's
00:19:39
just like where do you go? You know what I mean?
I don't know any barbecue shops really or shop.
00:19:45
You going to take me to a barbecue shop?
You sweet little noodle? You. Come on,
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baby. Let's go to a barbecue shop. Yeah. Like I
don't know. I don't know cowboy stores. You know
00:19:54
what I mean? I don't know any of that. Y'all
won't believe it. Bobby Lee was knobbing on my
00:19:58
knobs. She was slopping on my knobs the other
day. Yeah. She's She's I just don't know where
00:20:03
to take her. She's still pretty sexy. Yeah.
How old is Sally Field now? Oh, so old. 79.
00:20:11
Wow. She's still a babe though. Yeah. after all
these years. Like, how you know why these women
00:20:15
are still babes like her? Cuz she just she didn't
[ __ ] with her face. Yeah. Julia Roberts doesn't
00:20:20
[ __ ] with her face. That's why she looks so
pretty. Yeah. 58. She's 60 years old. She's a
00:20:24
That's a She's a mega babe. It's amazing. Dylan
McDermott. What's this about? You like him? He's
00:20:30
64. He's 64 and he looks great. You like this guy?
Yeah. Yeah. You like him? I like You know what? I
00:20:37
do like him more than Sally Field. I would [ __ ]
him more. You're off your head. Yeah. Sally Field
00:20:42
is a legend. Dylan McD, he's not a legend. His
looks are compared to Bradley Cooper just did
00:20:47
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You'd fold immediately, dude. I would thrive
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Google the movie Cocoon. The cast. I love that
movie. I love that movie, too. What a crazy
00:23:19
movie. I've saw that before. I was supposed
Look at the cast. Zoom in. Can you zoom in at
00:23:24
the cast? Wilfr Brimley. Wilfr Brimley when he
did Cocoon. How old was he when he did Cocoon?
00:23:32
He's looked the same. Yeah. Yeah. How How
old was he when he did Cocoon? He was 49.
00:23:37
He was 50 years old, dude. Like you right now. I
know. This isn't that insane. I'm 54. I'm five,
00:23:43
six years older than him. Yeah, but you could.
This means you could have a resurgence. I know,
00:23:46
but he was in a [ __ ] You know what
I mean? Nursing home in the movie. Actors did look so much older. Why did they
Why did he look so old? Everybody looks smart.
00:23:56
Everybody looked older back then cuz nobody
took care of themselves. He's probably ripping
00:24:00
two packs a day, drinking every night. There's
no like Korean They probably didn't know about
00:24:04
Korean facial creams or whatever. Look at that.
That's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilfr Brimley at 52.
00:24:09
Isn't that insane? That's That looks like his son.
Yeah. grandson even. Yeah. This is This is because
00:24:15
no one cared back then. Unbelievable. You didn't
need to take care of yourself back. It didn't
00:24:19
matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when
you got older looking older because they needed
00:24:23
older people in movies. You need Yeah. If so, in
2026, if he was like 48, he'd look different, you
00:24:31
think? Well, what what could he do to look more
hipster? He's got Balenciaga on. Hell yeah. Right.
00:24:38
Like he's shopping at Gucci. Like, what Gucci?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what could he do? I'm
00:24:42
sure there's a fix. Look at Look at you. You don't
look 54. Most people on the internet think we're
00:24:48
the same age. I know, but in the 50s, I think I
would look still the like the way I look now. You
00:24:53
don't think I would? No chance. You would be an
old Korean man in the 50s. Really? An old Hagerty
00:24:59
Korean man in the 50s. What? Well, you wouldn't be
in the business, first of all. Yeah, but what do I
00:25:03
do different now than that? What would you What do
you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Were
00:25:06
there any Korean actors in the 50s? No, no, no.
I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have
00:25:10
been in Yeah, there had to been maybe one. Who is
that? Yeah, it was tough. Oh, there you go. Key
00:25:18
actors in the 50s, South Korean film industry
because of your own independent film industry.
00:25:22
Yeah. Bari wood. I'd have to go back to Korea
to work, I think. Yeah, but look at that. They
00:25:28
look pretty. Yeah, but they're all very young, I
bet. That's They're all probably 19 to 25. That
00:25:33
very young back then. Yep. Like in that guy on
the right playing 40, but he's 20. Yeah, that's
00:25:37
what they did back then. You'd play much older as
a younger person. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland was
00:25:42
16 in Wizard of Oz. In Wizard of Oz, right? Or 15
or something. And they made her pretend they they
00:25:47
put her in that film as if she's a young woman,
but she's a high schooler. Yeah. Wow. Crazy crazy
00:25:52
times. What a great movie. Wizard of Oz. Honest.
Honestly. Yeah. No. I mean, for the time. Yeah.
00:26:04
What What don't you like about Wizard of Oz? I
don't like that when they get to the wizard. Oh,
00:26:08
here we go. He's just a little weak man behind
a curtain. I I understand the I understand the
00:26:13
message, but I want him to be more badass. Yeah.
You came back. You followed the road. You followed
00:26:21
the road. How did you find me? All episode I'm
going to so we can do boost it up and the whiz.
00:26:28
Right. That was the black. The black version.
The black version. Yeah. I would love an Asian
00:26:31
version. That'd be great. The who is Yeah. If you
look at the tin man you look it's made in China,
00:26:40
right? Yeah. We've lost Toto. The first scene.
Yeah. Toto's gone. Yeah. Yeah. And then all you
00:26:46
heard is the cargo go Yeah. The lion. Yeah. the
lion. I did indeed him. Okay. Cowardly lion.
00:26:58
That'd be amazing. Yeah. Yeah. But who
would be the witch? No. Yellow brick
00:27:01
road because they would get they they
would get lost. They would get lost on the on the road camera wise. You would just
blend in. They would just blend in. Right.
00:27:08
Follow the red brick road. We do white
road. White road. Follow the white road.
00:27:16
Yeah. They should do an Asian whiz. Yeah,
they should do an Asian whiz. The Black
00:27:19
Wiz. That was Michael Jackson,
right? Did he Did he write that movie? I don't think so. But he wrote the
soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah. He has the Europ.
00:27:38
Yeah. No. Bad. No. Very good. Yeah. And the
monkeys too, right? Don't they have monkeys?
00:27:45
Flying monkeys in that monkey. Yeah. Yeah. And
they were really depressed. All those actors.
00:27:49
Yeah. Like the little people on that were
treated so awful. Yeah. And then the rumor
00:27:53
that one guy killed himself ended up being
not true. Really? Who? They said a little
00:27:58
person actor hung himself in the woods. And
apparently you could see it in the original cut,
00:28:01
but that's not true. Man, Brad looks different.
Huh? 49. There's just something about it.
00:28:11
You know what they represented? Yeah.
Yeah. This is Jim Henson in there like I mean, look. I mean, it doesn't look real, by the
way. Why didn't they get those are all really old
00:28:24
men and they should have gotten little people,
little kids. Yeah. Or just get little kids to
00:28:27
play Little People. Yeah. No, but that wouldn't
have been Dude, imagine. That wouldn't have been
00:28:32
okay. Yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and
you didn't get the role. I didn't get it. What?
00:28:38
What? I mean, come on. There's 10,000 rolls. I
didn't get it. Nothing. Not even a call back.
00:28:46
You know, they all shared one trailer, but they
put them all in one trailer. One trailer. Yeah.
00:28:52
It's how awful. They were treated so poorly.
They talk about it. They were It was so awful
00:28:56
the way that this movie was filmed, the way they
did it. And also, she was treated like [ __ ]
00:28:59
She was abused the whole time. It's crazy. Oh,
yeah. What's his name in Legend? Um, yeah. R2D2.
00:29:05
Imagine, dude. Scenes in Tatooine in that thing
for hours. For hours. I imagine that. You'd do it.
00:29:12
I mean, you you do it after I think after I did
Star Wars, the success success. I think the first
00:29:18
time you're doing it, you're like, "No one's going
to watch this." And I I'm in this tin can in the
00:29:23
in the desert. But you still But you still get the
you still get the the praise of the fans cuz they
00:29:28
know it's you cuz they promote it as you. I know.
But no one knew Star Wars was going to be that
00:29:32
big. No, not the first one. Yeah. So, in the first
one, he's like, "Fuck this." You know what I mean?
00:29:36
And then the second one, he was probably like,
"Yeah, put me in that." Imagine the call from his
00:29:40
agent. We did it. Wait, wait. He has dwarf agents.
You think they have regular Hey, Joe, you did it.
00:29:48
You got the part. You want someone like you to
represent you? Oh, really? Yeah. That's why you
00:29:53
should have Asian representation. I used to I
I still kind of have a Korean um Asian. I think
00:29:57
you should have more. Lawrence Har commercial.
Lawrence Hostin. No. Half half Asian, half Jesus.
00:30:06
Where are these Jewish Asian agents? We need
them. Oh no. Oh my god. One of the one of the
00:30:12
trees from Lord of the Rings is here. Guys, get in
there, dude. You're not You're not doing anything.
00:30:17
You're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our our our
fans at home, we have a a guest that joined us,
00:30:22
one of our favorite people on Earth. And very
funny. A ballot a ballot holder, a potential
00:30:28
inductee to the Basketball Hall of Fame, Blake.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blake. Blake Griffin.
00:30:33
You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to
the Hall of Fame. Yeah. I don't know much. Yeah.
00:30:37
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know much about it, but but
I'll tell you this though. I'll tell you this. I
00:30:43
know that you're a professional basketball player.
Was Was Right. But I mean, but I don't judge it by
00:30:49
that. Who did he play for? What? Who did he play
for? Name name anybody he played for. [ __ ] off,
00:30:53
dude. Go ahead. What? He played for 35 teams. How
many teams did you play for? I played for I played
00:30:59
for Just start naming. Uh the Nuggets. Nope.
No. [ __ ] The Golden. Was it the Golden? Ah,
00:31:07
the golden. Yeah. Yes. The goldens. The goldens.
What's it called? It all goes back to Asian Asian
00:31:13
theme. Golden State Warriors. Yeah. Yeah. Golden
State Warriors. Like, uh, the sun. The rising
00:31:19
suns. Were you on the dragons? When were you on
the dragons? Yeah. Yeah. This is embarrassing
00:31:23
for me, dude. You're more like, you got to you
can guess. I know you can guess. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
00:31:28
[ __ ] Trailb. Brazers is crazy. You are stickers.
That's crazy. got how many workshops? The dynamite
00:31:37
mines. He was in those. Oh, dynamite. I don't
think that was I think that's like there's no
00:31:40
dynamite. Utah dynamite mines. Yeah. Yeah. What
city? Yeah. Was the hub for no longer needing
00:31:47
the railroads that Oh. Oh. Salt. What? No. Like
think about where where were like the home home?
00:31:56
Detroit. There you go. There's one. What's the
team name? The [ __ ] the Lions. Yeah, dude. You
00:32:01
were you played for the Lions? I played center for
the Lions. I thought that was football. It is. It
00:32:05
is. Yeah. That's not a football player. What?
What is Give me the first initial of the P. P.
00:32:10
Detroit. Oh, Pistons. Oh, yeah. Detroit Pistons.
Go, Bobby. Did Blake Griffin ever play basketball
00:32:18
here in Los Angeles? I thought he played for the
Lakers, but no. Is there another Is there another
00:32:24
team in LA? What? Is there another team in LA?
The Lakers. That uh Give me the first initial.
00:32:29
C. Is that the Celtics? Yes. I did play for the
Celtics. That's not the LA. That's Boston, though.
00:32:35
That's Boston. Yes. Clippers. Yay. Clippers.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's one more,
00:32:41
but this one could be tough. Give me the city.
No, the city. That giveaway. Yeah. I'm going to
00:32:47
give you the I'll give you the state. Yeah. Give
me the states. Give me the state. New York. Oh,
00:32:53
the New York. The New York. The New York. Give
me the first initial. No, no, no. Come on. Why?
00:32:58
Because I want you to find it. Okay. In fact, the
team didn't used to be in New York. M they were
00:33:02
in New Jersey. Yeah, maybe that helps. It won't.
That's That makes it substantially harder. Can
00:33:09
you just give me the first initial, man? You're
making it embarrassing. It's uh it's an intricral
00:33:13
part to a basketball hoop. That's right. The name
of the team. Cylinders. Yes. Oh, yes. The New York
00:33:20
Cylinders. The Brooklyn Cylinders. Even if we tell
you the Brooklyn, do you know about the Brooklyn?
00:33:25
You know the team in Brooklyn? Do you know who
they are? This is Wanda. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Give me
00:33:28
the initial first initial. Well, what is the part
of a basketball hoop that you know other than the
00:33:32
rim? Yeah, the rim and the and the net. There's
no [ __ ] New York Nets. That's right. There's
00:33:38
not. Is there Nets? Yes. We just told you the Oh,
really? Brooklyn Nets. [ __ ] dude. Yeah. You're
00:33:44
really good on that, Dave. Yeah, I am. Thanks,
man. You were a big fan, right? Zoom into that
00:33:48
real fast. That's a great squad, by the way. Look
at that, dude. Look at the the powerhouse. Oh,
00:33:53
yeah. But here's what Can you name any of those
guys? I'll try. Can you Which one's Blake? How
00:33:59
about that? All the way to the right. There it
is. Yeah. Nice. Spunky web. Is he in that? Yeah.
00:34:04
Spunky Web is in the top middle. Who else? Name
these guys. I know you know them. David Chambers.
00:34:08
David Chambers on the top left. Yes. Very good.
Um there's always one African guy like um Frank
00:34:14
Alumaran. But no, it's Illumin. Okay. Close
though. Yeah. So, and also there's always a
00:34:21
Croatian or something. Yes. There's actually a
Native American on that team right there. Okay.
00:34:26
Really? Which one's Native American? Shadow Wolf.
Yes. Is there a Shadow Wolf? I will say about that
00:34:32
guy. He got the ball stolen from him every single
game. But they gave him like his own little court.
00:34:39
Gave him a little side court and he gets to play
there. Yeah. I don't know much. I don't know much.
00:34:44
It doesn't matter. But this was an amazing team.
Fear the beard number 13 is there. Durant. That's
00:34:49
a crazy crew. Who's the white guy? You know who
the white guy is? Is he a legend? He is. He's an
00:34:56
awesome guy. He's a great guy. But he's a he's a
basketball legend and I wouldn't he's not like a
00:35:00
like the Hall of Fame type of but he's like that's
John Stockton. That's a legend. That's a Yeah,
00:35:06
one of the best players of all time. Oh, Stockton
is Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't
00:35:10
even I can't believe I even know that. His
name is John Stockton. You know more players
00:35:14
than you lead on. Like I think you know Name
another famous basketball player. Go fast. Go.
00:35:19
I know. You know Magic Johnson. Yes. See Yeah.
Who else? Um we got Scotty Pippen. 100%. See,
00:35:27
I know you know you know the know a lot. He does.
You're killing this, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I remember
00:35:34
the Phoenix Suns Chambers. The Center Forward.
Center forward for the Phoenix Chambers. What's
00:35:37
his first name? Tom Chambers. Tom Chambers.
Yeah. There you go. Chambers of Commerce.
00:35:42
How do you know Tom Chambers? Cuz of video games.
Video games. Yeah, video games should help. Yeah,
00:35:49
there he is. Tom Chambers. Do you know him, Tom
Chambers? Uh, I I don't think I've may have met
00:35:54
him before. Yeah. What legends have you met? Look
at the guy who throws this most of them if they're
00:35:59
still alive. Why are you laughing? He's with
Jordan. He's about to get into the Hall of Fame.
00:36:02
I know. He's great. Well, he knows the legends. He
is a legend. Something's more about you than No,
00:36:07
no, no, no. Can I just say something? Yeah.
Right. There's certain comedy legends that
00:36:12
I don't know. Who? Um I've never met um [ __ ]
Russell Bran. You're right. I know Russell. Oh,
00:36:20
you know Russ. You know, you know everybody
and everybody there is one legend I don't know.
00:36:24
Ramdas. You're not familiar with Ram Das. Ramdas.
I don't know. You don't know him? Yeah. Yeah. Um,
00:36:29
let me think. Who have I not met? You've met
Eddie Murphy. You've met Eddie? I've never met
00:36:35
Eddie. You've never met? We met him together. No,
I've never met Eddie Murphy. I just recently got
00:36:40
a Instagram notification. See if I still have it.
From whom? Oh, no. It's a big name, dude. No. No.
00:36:47
Deepo Chopra. Richard Prior started following
me. Whoa. Whoa. That's a good one. Good news.
00:36:52
Bad news. One, he's alive. Good news. Yeah. Yeah.
Is he hanging out with Epstein? I don't know. That
00:37:00
really shocked me. Richard Prior started following
you. Yeah. I don't know. Does Richard Prior follow
00:37:04
you? No. God, I'm a little bummed that Prior
followed you from the grave. Maybe Rain Prior,
00:37:08
you know, his daughter. Oh, right. Maybe she runs
the account. Maybe Ray Prior does. Yeah. Richard,
00:37:13
do you know her daughter? Yeah, Rain Prior. Let
me see if I can find the screenshot of it. Wait.
00:37:16
Richard Prior. Is his icon him on fire? He follows
y'all, too. Hey, he does follow me, but I don't
00:37:26
follow him back. Does he follow me? Yeah. I didn't
know whether to follow back or not. I don't think
00:37:31
it's a followback. This is a This is a corporate
account run by someone. I mean, Kill Tony. Yeah,
00:37:37
he's a big kill Tony. Here we go. Richard Prior
started following you. That's huge. Wow. I mean,
00:37:41
Larry Bird, you know him? Yeah. Yeah. Met him one
time. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. The hick from French Lick.
00:37:47
That's what they call him. Really? The Hick
from Talked the most [ __ ] He was like the
00:37:50
He was a dog, right? He would talk heavy [ __ ]
Wait, I want to This reminds me on the car ride.
00:37:55
You're going to [ __ ] love this on the car ride
uh from uh this weekend when we were on tour. So,
00:38:01
this guy that opens for me, Devonte Coleman,
great comic. He's sitting there and he kind of
00:38:06
giving me looks cuz the driver's saying a couple
things, uncomfortable things. And he goes, "Uh,
00:38:12
well, I'll tell you what, you guys are better than
Tupac. I had him and he was not nice." And Devonte
00:38:19
goes, "You had Tupac in the car?" He goes, "Just a
couple months ago had him." I go, "Well, we should
00:38:26
alert the press. That's [ __ ] huge." And the
Devonte's giving me the don't egg this guy on
00:38:31
cuz he's going to say wild [ __ ] And then I go,
"Yeah, so what what was Tupac's deal?" He's like,
00:38:35
"Well, he brought weed and you know, they lost his
bag and he had to have his pot." And I was like,
00:38:42
"Tupac lost his weed that he tra by the way,
Oregon. Weed's very legal there." I was like,
00:38:47
"So, Tupac brought weed a couple months ago and
got lost his back." And then he goes, he goes,
00:38:51
"Yeah." And I go, "You sure it was Tupac?" He
goes, "Oh, yeah." He He sings um Funky Cold
00:38:58
Medina. That's swear to God. In Oregon. This is in
Oregon. Oregon. Funky Medina. Staying true to the
00:39:04
West Coast. Yeah. Who is of course Tone Lok. Ah,
not Tupac. Tupac. And I said, "Are you sure it's
00:39:11
not Tone Lok?" He goes, "That's who it is." That
was him. Uh-huh. He well he was a meanie. And then
00:39:17
I have to give you one more story. This guy blew
my mind. So the car gets quiet. Then he pipes up
00:39:21
again. Somehow we're joking around about the files
about the Epstein files. And then he goes I go,
00:39:27
"Well, you know, they should uh they should
public execute. You know, they should just
00:39:31
do like we should do public execution. We should
and it should be pay-per-view. You'd pay for it."
00:39:35
And we're like, we're joking around about it. And
then he goes, "I agree. I agree." And I go I go,
00:39:41
"Yeah, you like that? We should take out everyone
on the on the list." He goes, "Yeah, I'd prefer
00:39:45
just historically because of me, I prefer hanging
myself." And Devonte just slowly turned to me. And
00:39:51
I was like, "All right, brother. I think uh let's
stop chatting. I'm going to get on my phone now."
00:39:56
He literally said, "I prefer hanging." Wow. And
I was like, "Fer hanging." Oh, boy. That's it was
00:40:05
because you forget, dude. Oregon's the west coast,
but rural Oregon is not rural Oregon is not uh are
00:40:11
you like a get in the Uber or just like a driver?
It's a driver that works. You get in and you right
00:40:15
away you're like, "All right, let me feel them
out." Or cuz I try to go quiet cuz you never know
00:40:19
what you're going to open up and then I always get
nervous. I'm like, if they're familiar with you at
00:40:23
all with for you, it's got to be impossible for
them to not know who you are. We can kind of get
00:40:27
away with it sometimes, but then I think they're
listening to every word that we're saying. Yeah.
00:40:32
So, especially if I'm with people that are opening
for me, I'm always like, "We should because
00:40:35
sometimes people talk about stuff that we know and
friends, I'm always like, let's not he can hear.
00:40:40
He's going to listen." Also, a lot of drivers
have that those little cameras cameras. I I think
00:40:43
about that all the time. They're I think I mostly
think about it when I'm just getting just getting
00:40:48
a book. You just like make eye contact. Do you
talk to them right when you get in? I just Hey,
00:40:55
hello. And then I try to I try to sometimes I just
take AirPods and I go, "Hey guys." Yeah, I'm here.
00:41:02
I'm in a car, so I'm going to be on mute, but I'm
listening. Watch Tik Tok videos. So good. I did
00:41:06
the phone call thing, too, but the ride was like
an hour and a half. It was tough to keep that up.
00:41:10
Yeah. Yeah. I had to improvise a fake phone call
for 2 hours. No, Johnny. You know what I mean? He
00:41:17
was at the halfback. He's a halfback guy and just
making [ __ ] up. How did we lose the deal? Yeah.
00:41:22
Yeah. How did we lose it? Two hours of that. We
had a driver in England that he we had on video
00:41:26
that we posted. We were asking him questions
because we really wanted to know like he showed
00:41:30
us the studio right that um was Abby Road was
recorded at right and then we pass it and we're
00:41:36
like what's that and he's like oh and we're like
oh [ __ ] I don't understand a word this guy laugh
00:41:41
so hard he was just mumbling through everything
and he'd go yeah and we're like yeah that sure
00:41:46
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those? 15. 16. Really? Yeah. 16. My god, dude.
00:43:19
Yeah. We could never share. Huge feet. You want
to throw them on? No, I don't want to throw them
00:43:22
on. Yeah. Come on. Let me see you with his shoes
on. Uh, you're 69. Holy [ __ ] Are you dating,
00:43:28
married? What's going on with you? I just getting
right down to it. He's always interested. Yeah,
00:43:33
I go direct because if you have that big a feet,
he's kind of I bonsai. Oh, you're interested in
00:43:37
me? Yeah. Oh, not sexually. Oh, okay. Yeah.
How dare you? Spiritually? Yeah. Spiritually,
00:43:43
maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so, um, you
dating? What's going on? Yeah, I'm engaged. I'm
00:43:49
engaged. Yeah. Thanks. Amazing. Amazing. Thank you
so much. Guess who's going to be the flower girl?
00:43:55
Bobby, you would be such a cute flower. I would
be the best. A little sundress. I would literally
00:44:00
do it just floating down. I would literally do
it. You with the flower. I mean, you'd make it
00:44:04
such a show. Yeah. Do you have a date already
or no? Uh, September. Yes. Labor Day weekend.
00:44:09
911. 911. Wow. September 11. Good time to do it.
Love is in the air. Yeah. Never forget. Did you
00:44:17
instantly when you met her, did you instantly know
she's the one or did it take time? Um, she's Yeah,
00:44:22
pretty spe like special from the beginning. He's
He's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive
00:44:26
because he's we're trying to find him love
again because he's really he wants it back.
00:44:31
Let's get down. I'm dating I am dating somebody
dating. How did you guys meet? Yeah. Yeah. At the
00:44:36
comedy store, but you know, but I'm saying she a
comic. No, no, no. You're dating someone, but I'm
00:44:40
saying like you want marriage now. You're ready.
Yeah. Yeah. You're ready to go. It's beautiful.
00:44:45
Yeah. He wants it. I'm ready. Yeah. Yeah. But um
what makes you know you're ready? He's 54. Oh,
00:44:53
okay. Wow. I'm about to die. That's how I know. My
god. Yeah. We just bought his plot of land to uh
00:45:00
to bury him in. So, we figured we get that done,
then we get a headstone. Then we get married on
00:45:05
the plot of land. Save a little. I've been taking
a lot of these lately. Yeah, that's a plug for the
00:45:09
show. No, but this is real. I I asked Carlos last
night. I go, "Bring more blue." The funniest thing
00:45:13
is we do do blue chew reads for the show, but
Bobby eats the bags. He rips through them and
00:45:18
we don't then we don't have them to do the reads
because he's like they're at the house. You're
00:45:22
just popping them like Oh my god. No, no, no. It's
just like because I'm on Lexa Pro, you cannot get
00:45:27
even a wrap. Not at all. At all. So the Lexa Pro
and the Blue Chew are just fighting each other.
00:45:31
Yeah, they're fighting each other. Yeah. Yeah. Who
wins? That's the commercial. Blue wins every time,
00:45:36
baby. Great commercial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I need
it. You do. Really? It works though. But without
00:45:41
coming is hard. Okay. Coming is hard. But without
the lecture pro, you're fine. Yeah. Yeah. I'm
00:45:46
coming. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home.
Have you se You've seen that, right? Arnold. God,
00:45:52
it's the best. Wait, but without the Lexa Pro,
you are fine. If I wasn't on it. No. Yeah,
00:45:57
I'd be fine. Yeah. But you feel so much better
on Lex. It's really astounding how you just it
00:46:01
affects your sex drive. What are they called?
SSRIs. Oh, like whole drive. I think the whole
00:46:06
drive even now it's like last night I was at
the comedy show. We were at the show and I was
00:46:10
going in the back and there was a really cute
girl and she grabbed my wrist and she's like,
00:46:13
"Where are you going?" Right. And I'm going home.
I think that's the Lexa Pro talking. Take my Yeah.
00:46:21
Yeah. Like I didn't even Cuz normally what I would
do is I'd wait for the whole show to end. Yeah.
00:46:25
Then I position myself smoke a cigarette outside
of the main room door. I know what you do. Yeah.
00:46:30
And then you grab them and go, "What's up? You
have fun?" Right. But I didn't even do that. I did
00:46:35
this and I went home. But then if you did this and
then you got in your car, popped the Bluetooth,
00:46:39
then you're like, "I'm going to go have a chat
with that lady." Yeah. Then I have to drive back.
00:46:41
Yeah. Yeah. You got to go back. Yeah. But it it
affects my sex drive. I think that's something
00:46:45
that ball players can't do. Like you can't wait
outside of the stadium, have a cigarette. No,
00:46:49
I usually don't. Yeah, but you know, guys will
guys will use the uh lock the bench attendance,
00:46:57
the locker room attendance. You know, they sit out
there on the court during the game and they'll use
00:47:01
the Oh, really? They'll do that. Go talk to that
girl from Yeah. They send them over. That's great.
00:47:06
Single guys out. It's like Carlos is like your
runner. Yeah. Except I would take the girls from
00:47:10
the players. Okay. player. I see you. I would do
half and half. What do you What do you He said no,
00:47:16
man. You said you're saying, "Yeah, if you're an
assistant at an NBA game, you would get a girl
00:47:22
over Blake Griffin." Yeah. If he was pointing at
a girl, I'd be like, "Hey, Blake, uh, you know,
00:47:26
he's got some other girls tonight, but you roll
with me. You know, maybe we'll see him at 3:00
00:47:31
a.m. 4:00 a.m. That's the same one I do with
Bob." That is exactly That is precisely. Bobby,
00:47:37
I'm joking. I don't let it go. I let it go. No,
that is legitimately true. It's the ketamine
00:47:41
cut talking the ketamine. Yeah. Are you guys
doing ketamine back? I'm not on ketamine. Yeah,
00:47:46
he's on ketamine Saturday. He was this he was on
this weekend. He's he's uh he's going to be in
00:47:50
timeout because he's supposed to be sober, but
Yeah. Not happening, I guess. Okay. They go to
00:47:55
the gay nightclubs and they party all night. We
don't have to tell Blake about the gay. No, Blake
00:47:59
likes to hear that kind of stuff. No, I I love I
love Are you kidding me? Come on. You would have
00:48:03
killed it at the Abbey. Thanks, man. Appreciate
it. Make that part of your speech. Blake, who I
00:48:10
would have killed it at the Abbey. Just letting
you guys know. Blake, who's the most famous person
00:48:15
been that's been courtside when you were playing?
Oh my gosh. Would anybody make you nervous? Yeah.
00:48:20
Does it make you nervous? Yeah. Basketball. I
played I've literally been able to dribble ball
00:48:25
since I could walk. It's like the one thing second
hand. Well, I'm saying we don't you see someone
00:48:29
famous in a crowd at a show, you're not you. It's
awesome. You're not You're like stoked. You're not
00:48:33
nervous. I don't know. Uh, it depends on who like
you've like seeing Denzel or Jack Nichol like Jack
00:48:39
Nicholson or um Barack Obama. Does Jack even watch
Barack Obama? Yeah, Borack. I'm still I've never
00:48:46
played Barack but Barack was there. You don't know
Barack. Dude, there was a game. Look this up. Look
00:48:53
up Look up N64 Turac. T U R O K. Tack Obama is
a game I'm going to put out where Barack Obama's
00:49:00
just fighting dinosaurs. Barack Obama taking
back. Okay, that's that's Barack Obama. That's
00:49:08
why he's so staunch on the fossil fuels. That's
exactly right, dude. So you don't get intimidated
00:49:13
if Barack or something was was in the sidelines.
I'm Can you I need you to say I don't know how to
00:49:18
say it. I refuse to say it right. No, he's saying
it right. Yeah. Borac. Borack. Obama. Obama. Bor.
00:49:23
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't get nervous. Like
they go Bor's here. Not nervous. I would be like,
00:49:27
"Wow, that's really cool." Yeah, the guy the
guy was in office for [ __ ] almost a decade
00:49:31
and it's Borac to him. Never once did you hear
the news and go Barack and you were like no I
00:49:35
think it's Borac. Yeah on Fox News they Yeah they
were obvious just outing himself as a Fox News guy
00:49:42
big time damn it Barack turning point guy. Hussein
Obama. Yeah. How was the Show me his papers. Was
00:49:50
he even born here? Show me. How was the kid rock
concert by the way? It was really good. So good.
00:49:55
We were there. Yeah we went. It was Amir, Kiss
My Frog. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile,
00:50:02
I was listening to Bad Boon. Yeah. Amazing
performance. Bad Boon. Did you like it? Yeah,
00:50:07
it was great. What a great performance. It was
It was It was insane. Flawless. It was insane.
00:50:12
I didn't understand one word he said. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't care. I put up a Google Translate.
00:50:19
I was like, "Fuck, I'm in. Let's go."
Yeah. More bony. He understood every
00:50:23
word cuz FY's from Spain. So, he really got
that. That really tickled you, didn't Yeah,
00:50:27
it's not deep. I in It's not deep. Oh, wow. I
just picked up on the accent. The whole time I
00:50:32
Thank you. It took you He's working hard to cover
it up. Yeah. Oh, don't cover up your No. No. Okay.
00:50:38
Thank you. I I won't do it anymore. Okay. That
was actually surprisingly easy to convince you
00:50:42
of that. Yeah. He's an American citizen now, so
uh he's safe. He's safe in here with us. Yeah.
00:50:48
Sorry. That was a big deal for us for a while.
Yeah. Yeah. We got him in. And you're all good,
00:50:51
obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Not really. Not really.
You say that. I mean, we don't really know.
00:50:56
Yeah. Maybe I should call like a president or
something. Did you ever want to Did you ever want
00:50:59
to fight someone in the crowd? Did you ever want
to Yeah. No, nobody like nobody famous really. Um,
00:51:05
you did want to fight a random fan. I did want
to fight. I mean, the malice at the palace is
00:51:08
one of the greatest things that ever happened.
That throwing the water on that guy is You know
00:51:11
who that is? Who? Will Meldman. Wait, that's Will?
Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. So, it was a bit
00:51:17
It was a bit. God, that's I never knew that's who
that was. Yeah. Will Meldman right there in the in
00:51:22
the yellow shirt. Oh, wow. Warriors fan. I I badly
wanted it to be someone you didn't know because
00:51:27
it was a great bet. He threw water reenacted it
like a year like right after the playoffs. Oh,
00:51:31
you did? He threw water on a guy in a in
a Warriors shirt. Uh by accident. Yeah,
00:51:36
by it was an accident. By accident. That's funny
that that was Will. I couldn't even I couldn't
00:51:40
even tell with the hat on. You've never done that?
You've never thrown something at a fan? Have you
00:51:44
ever had something thrown at you? I've kicked
somebody. Who' you kick? Oh, they turned around
00:51:48
and kicked them on the back. Why? What? As a joke,
but I think I did too hard. It hurt. I go, "Get
00:51:52
the [ __ ] out of here." How often are you guys
like kicking out hecklers? Not as much anymore.
00:51:57
The store The store The store is pretty good about
it. Especially now. That's Bobby if he was a Yeah,
00:52:02
Bobby. One of my moves. Bobby would be Draymond
Green. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Uh I'd be Rodman. No.
00:52:08
Why not? No. The worm is I'm good defensively
in the dress. Don't get defensive, dude. Okay.
00:52:13
Yeah. Yeah. You're Rodman. Yeah, you're Rodman
when you get wild. That's Bobby Lee. Yeah. Yeah,
00:52:17
I'd be wild. Yeah. Which basketball player would
I be if I was a famous ball player? Oh [ __ ]
00:52:22
That's a good one. Steph Curry. That's a huge
compliment. Yeah, that was No. Stephen Cerr. Steve
00:52:28
Curry. Steve Curry. Is that who you meant when you
said Steph Curry? Yes, I did. I did. I did. I did.
00:52:35
Steve Curry. Yeah. Yeah. Steve Curry. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That is 100% who I would be. I think that's
00:52:39
who you Hey, man. That guy's a dog. What about me?
I'd be Yaoing. No. No. I'm Yao. Jeremy L. Jeremy
00:52:46
Lynn. Oh, Jeremy Lynn. I would be. Wow. Who is
the Is there was there ever a short Asian ball
00:52:52
player that made it? Never. Like made it made it.
Yeah. Uh honestly, Jeremy had a nice nice run for
00:52:59
What was Jeremy? Jeremy's only 6'3. Something like
that. 62. Oh, you're talking about shorter. Oh,
00:53:03
Yuki Kawamura was 5'8. Japanese point guard
short. He plays for Memphis right now. Yeah,
00:53:08
he still plays. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yuki Kamura
5'8. He's good. That could be you. Yeah. Is he
00:53:14
good or he's he's a good player? Yeah. Yeah. But
he he's not the first guy you would sign. Well,
00:53:19
his stats. No, he's not at the draft. Well,
I mean, yeah, some people maybe Yuki first
00:53:25
round trip draft Yuki goes to the Bulls. Can
you imagine what this did for Japan? I mean,
00:53:30
they probably lost their mind when he got drafted.
Yeah. Well, by the way, Ruie Hachimura. Oh,
00:53:34
Hachimura. He's half right. He's half Japanese.
No. And he's really good. He's a Laker. He's
00:53:39
great. Yeah. He's like 69, 68. He's the [ __ ]
man. Yeah. He's Asian. Really nice guy, too. But
00:53:45
here's the problem, Blake. Look, you zoom. Yeah,
zoom in. Here's the problem. Enhance. What's
00:53:49
the other half? Enhance. He's Asian. What's the
other half? Just spinning. Yeah. Yeah. You know,
00:53:59
he really does look Japanese. He does. He really
does. Yeah. I think the other half won in this in
00:54:06
this biological. It always does. Yeah. Yeah. First
name and last name one. Yeah. Yeah. Rui Hatchima.
00:54:13
Hachimura. And there's him with his peers and
speaks, you know, obviously speaks it. So his
00:54:18
dad was Asian, mom was white, not black, I mean.
No, his parents were white. They were both white.
00:54:23
And uh this was a big point of contention. It was
a big mishap. The hospital was getting real loose.
00:54:30
How they did you guys see this woman who gave
birth a black is a white woman give birth a black
00:54:36
kid and accuse the husband of cheating on her
with the black? I've seen it time and time again.
00:54:43
It's called the Blake Griffin autobiography.
Well, so his mom is black. Brother? Yeah,
00:54:50
brother. Should we dive into it? I mean, well,
I What? Why? Why is that a weird I mean, dude,
00:54:56
clearly his mom is Asian. What the [ __ ] His
dad is black. Well, how how does he get the
00:55:00
last name? You can [ __ ] Uh, have you ever
Do we explain it to me seriously? Maybe he
00:55:06
grew up with his mom is all I'm going to say. I
don't I don't know this for a fact, but maybe.
00:55:12
That's his mom. Wow. No, that's his dad. Yes.
All right. His mom. Yeah, that's his That must
00:55:20
be his dad. I I'm not sure. Actually, it's a good
question about the last name. Yeah. Unless his dad
00:55:26
Oh, look at Boy, I tell you what, this is this is
tough to tiptoe around. What? But how about this,
00:55:33
Blake? As a as a half in the NBA. Oh, you're
half. That's right. You're half. You're one
00:55:38
of the greatest halves that ever lived. Thanks.
Yeah. I mean, you've got to be an inspiration to
00:55:42
all the other halves. Your com your combo is
what? Your mom's white. My mom is white with
00:55:46
red hair. Yeah. Yeah. He's me. Yeah. He's me. If
the if we flip and your dad's a large black man.
00:55:52
And my dad My dad is Yeah. My dad's a black man.
Is he large? He is large. Yeah. He's 6'4. 6'5.
00:55:57
Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's 5'8. 5'8. His
dad's that little Japanese guy. Yeah. Yeah. Are
00:56:04
they still together? They are still together.
Amazing. Yeah. It's a beautiful story. Oh,
00:56:08
that's amazing. Do you ever go home and go, I'm
going to come. Where are they? Like what city?
00:56:12
Oklahoma City. I want to go back to Oklahoma
City. I'm just going to go to my old room and
00:56:16
stay for the weekend. Do you ever do that? I
do. When I go home, I stay with him. They're
00:56:19
They have since moved to a different house that I
grew up in. But did you help them? Same bed though
00:56:23
from your childhood. Same bed. Same bed. Yeah.
And is it nice to just wake up in the morning,
00:56:27
your mom's cooking up something? Mhm. Yeah.
What do you think? As a a white redhead
00:56:31
lady married to a black man in Oklahoma,
dude. Wow. Right in your face. By the way,
00:56:36
love corn beef hash. Over medium eggs. OB I see
what you did there. What? Corn beef for the Irish,
00:56:42
hash for for the black side. Exactly. Hashish.
Hash. Sorry. Corn beef. Hashish. Yeah. Now I'm
00:56:47
going to ask something controversial. Oh
boy. Yeah. We can cut it out if you want.
00:56:51
It's a real question. It's a real question.
Does your house smell more my mom's dick?
00:57:00
That was a question. Does your home smell more
black or black? I knew you were going to say
00:57:04
that. You know what I mean? No, because there's
a smell, right? Yeah, there is. If you go to my
00:57:07
parents house, it's full-blown Korean. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. You're like, "Oh, Koreans live here."
00:57:12
Yeah. Right. So, it does What do I smell? I
I'm I'm spending the night. My personal home.
00:57:16
My parents home. Your parents home. You and I are
sleeping. Twin beds. Yeah. Separate beds. I mean,
00:57:21
my parents home sleeping. I wake up. Oh, good
morning, Blake. Yeah. It smells like the White
00:57:26
House. Not the White House, but a White House.
But it's very It smells a lot of candles. Yeah.
00:57:31
Candles. Cotton. Fresh linen. Oh. That's a
white person's candle. Oh, okay. I got you.
00:57:40
The cotton thing was weird. Yeah, that that that
actually threw me off. We both were like, "Where
00:57:46
are you going with this, dude?" White people's
candles s like fresh linen or they do like the
00:57:53
um wood camping wood fire beach wood fire. No,
that's a different one. Beachwood Beachwood.
00:57:58
Beachwood. Beachwood. Yeah. What does my house
smell like? You've been to my mom's house. Yeah,
00:58:02
it's white. It's very white. What does it smell
like? I mean, it's always like a little bit of
00:58:06
a baseball glove with coffee. You know what
I mean? And a little bit What was the first
00:58:10
thing? Baseball glove. Like a leathery baseball
glove. Like a very fish muff. A little apple
00:58:16
pie. Drive my truck. Yeah. Yeah. That tie my
boat. Smells good. Listen to country. Don't.
00:58:23
Yeah. Yeah. What do you listen to? Um, what do
I listen to? Hip-hop. Hip-hop. Thank you. No,
00:58:30
I like everything. I think I like What do I like?
I like uh I like I think my preference if I could
00:58:35
listen to anything all day long probably be closer
to soul music than Yeah. I don't know. I just like
00:58:45
it. Yeah. That's my redheads are black, right?
We are black. We're black now. Which you already
00:58:50
had. Well, yeah. Now I'm just Now I'm just full
black. Your redheaded half got promoted to full
00:58:56
black. Full black. Yeah. Is your mom Your mom's
redheaded? Yes. Wow. Pure pure red. Pure red. Wow.
00:59:01
Pure bread. I love it when it's pure. There she I
want to meet your mom so bad. Sweet. Look at Oh,
00:59:07
wow. Yeah. And that your dad? No. No. That's
just a guy that she met. Just brought a guy to
00:59:13
the game. And your brother is right down there who
I love. Your brother's a great man. Taylor. Yeah,
00:59:18
there's Taylor. Wow. I run into He's got the
red beard, which you kind of would have if I
00:59:23
would if I grew it out, but you never do. I did
once, but I would I You know what? I would kind
00:59:27
of like I would make sure it looked a little
darker, you know? Did he shave because he was
00:59:31
bald or he shaved to look not like you? He was
He was going thin and he was like, "You know
00:59:37
what? I'm not anymore." You're not even close
to that. You've got full lettuce, dude. I Well,
00:59:40
I've been I've been working on it. No, it looks
really No, but I use a thickening shampoo and
00:59:46
condition. I take the I take the pills. Take the
pills. Yeah, I'm fighting it. Carlos uh Carlos
00:59:51
is we He wants us to go fly him to Turkey. Show
him what you got cuz he wants us to fly him to
00:59:54
Turkey to fix that. All right, Blake. Oh, prime
candidate, dude. You would be, dude, you would.
01:00:00
Can you imagine? We said we wanted to fly him out
for it. He already looked it up. They're having
01:00:04
trouble in their government, though. It's a little
Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full head?
01:00:11
I mean, Blake, I'd be unstoppable. I'd
be It'd be You'd be at the Abbeby just
01:00:19
whipping it back and forth, dude. It would be
lobster 3.0. It' be crazy, man. I like that.
01:00:24
That's might be too much power for one man. That's
why that's why God did that because they go this
01:00:29
guy's too handsome and cool. We give him hair
as well. It's trouble. That's trouble. I would
01:00:34
like to I've had I mean people have people love
the results. Yeah. Well, look at Dude, honestly
01:00:40
though, we we looked it up, right? How much did
you say it costs for the whole head? Six grand.
01:00:44
6 G's for Turkey. Uh that was for Spain. For
Turkey, it's like4,500, I think. Wow. Wow. Yeah,
01:00:50
it's not bad. We'll send you to Turkey. Can we
send them to Turkey? Why don't we just do a little
01:00:53
gofund me right right now? Why don't we start it?
You could fund me. Just wa wa wa. Technically,
01:00:59
I could, but we just met. Yeah. Yeah. We don't
need to gofund me. We have the funds here. All
01:01:05
right. Wow, dude. That's really aggressive. You
know what? Let's make a Let's make a little Let's
01:01:09
make a little bet and maybe I'll fund your u your
your hair transplant. Let's make a bet with them
01:01:14
and let's see if it works. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What's the bet? Who are the the matchup in the
01:01:18
finals? Oh, so you're going to pick? Yeah, I'll
pick. Yeah, you you pick. If you pick correctly,
01:01:24
I'll fund your your hair. This is amazing.
If you pick Do you need some time to look at
01:01:29
the standings? No, he's a die hard. Oh, you're a
Okay. He's a die hard. He's a That basketball is
01:01:35
his number one sport that he pays attention to.
Okay. And by the way, I'll let you pick between
01:01:39
Spain and Turkey. Daddy's splashing the pot.
Let me Let me pick for you. No. For you. Please,
01:01:48
God. No. Yeah. Yeah. Shanghai Sharks versus the
King. Yeah. Yeah. Are we talking basketball? Like
01:01:54
uh NBA. Okay. NBA, right? Can I pick for you?
Are we talking basketball? Aa do high schools.
01:02:01
Do local high schools. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
You pick, Bob, but Okay. Yeah. No. Give us Give
01:02:06
us your real pick. The Sonics. I already know.
The Sonics. So, yes, he picks the Sonics. Yeah.
01:02:11
I was going to say OKC versus Celtics. I think the
Celtics are going to go Wow. Really? I love that
01:02:15
pick. I love that pick. All right. So, how about
this? Ironically, what you picked was half true.
01:02:20
Exactly. Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma
City Thunder. Isn't that kind of crazy? Yeah,
01:02:24
that's correct. I already knew that. I always
say the old school name, right? I already knew
01:02:28
that. Change. I already know that. How about
the what? The Nick's old school name. Exactly.
01:02:32
What's that one? What? The New York Nick. New
York Knicks. What? Nick. Nick. Nickas. Nick.
01:02:40
That's exactly short. We dropped the A. The New
York Nickas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were really
01:02:46
good. And these Nickas are running up and down
the floor. By God, have you ever seen a Nicka
01:02:51
run so fast? This Nicka's jumping out of the
gym. I mean, why can't we have that? Yeah. Yes,
01:03:00
we can. The Boston Celtics are just have no answer
on defense. They must be saying, "Nick, please."
01:03:10
Oh, man. I got to be honest. I love your pick. I
I mean, Oklahoma City is obviously a big favorite.
01:03:17
The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very
interesting one because Jason Tatum's hurt. He
01:03:21
might be coming back. I think they're coming back.
Wait, wait. So, you think it's going to be OKC and
01:03:25
who? The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a
couple weeks. Oh, so you think the Celtics? Okay.
01:03:29
OKC and the Celtics you really think can do it.
Do you think he's going to be full strength? No,
01:03:33
but I think in the playoffs he will be. And I
think he'll overtake the Pistons cuz they're
01:03:37
younger. It's incredible for you to talk to a
professional basketball player this way as if you
01:03:40
have any knowledge more than I I love it so much.
Dude, I'm actually I'm actually I I would not No,
01:03:46
he might be right. I would not argue that. My
money would be on Detroit, though. The Pistons
01:03:49
are young. They are the be They're They are the
best team in the in the uh Bobby, you're loving
01:03:53
this, aren't you? Yeah. He's been staring at the
standings. Trying to make sense of it. He's trying
01:03:57
to match a team to a city. I just think some of
the name should be changed. Like the Cavalier.
01:04:02
What is a Cavaliier? Couldn't agree more. Yeah, I
couldn't agree. I mean, that's like a hard city.
01:04:06
What? No, I don't. I haven't even heard of it
before. Cleveland, but where do you think they
01:04:10
should be called? Cavaliers? I've never heard of
it before. What do you think they Oh, let's rename
01:04:13
them. How about this? This is more fun for you.
The Cleveland like the Cleveland there was the
01:04:17
Browns. Simple, right? It's got to be some sort of
You know what I mean? So Cleveland what? For the
01:04:21
hands. The Cleveland hands. Cleveland hands. Cuz
that's what they use. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:28
They're really getting their hands in there.
Yeah. Yeah. The Cleveland feet. Cleveland feet.
01:04:33
Your feet. Stuff that they use. All right. So, how
about calves? No, they're the calves, right? Well,
01:04:37
they're the Cavaliers. Cavali. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's even simpler that like Cuz I have
01:04:42
a calf. No, Ca. Calves. But you're right.
You know what? Let's They do go by the cats,
01:04:46
right? Yeah. All right. How about Toronto Raptors?
Do you like the raptors? I don't like it either.
01:04:50
Let's Let's do a animal that exists. The star
player, Tack Obama. Yeah. Yeah. How about the
01:04:57
um the rap the rain frogs? The Toronto rain frog.
Yeah. Yeah. I love Have you ever seen an African
01:05:04
rain frog? Careful. No, it's not careful. They're
the saddest creatures on earth. They're so cute,
01:05:09
though. Have you seen it? Why can't they be
happy? Yeah. Oh, look. Zoom in. Okay. Yeah,
01:05:13
they got a little fat. Look at that. They're very
sad. Let's do that. The African rain frogs are
01:05:16
sad. The Toronto African rain frog. Yeah. I mean,
look at the merch we're going to sell. Look at
01:05:21
that, dude. Why are they so sad? Oh, you know that
when they're born, their fathers leave right away.
01:05:31
Okay, so go back. Okay, let's go back. Okay,
so then the 76ers are Philadelphia. What do
01:05:34
you like about them? Oh, wait. The 76ers. What
does that even mean? Come on. Or some arbitrary
01:05:39
number. 1776. No, dude. There's no way that's why
that is. Yeah, you're right. No, let's just make
01:05:46
up a 1942s. The guy who bought the team was
actually 76. Some arbitrary um I don't like
01:05:53
76ers. You don't? Okay. So, what in Philadelphia
would represent a team better, do you think?
01:05:58
Philadelphia. They've got Rocky. They've got the I
got the Philadelphia Fentinals. Yes. Philly fence.
01:06:05
Philly fence. Yeah. The fence, dude. I think cuz
they have that street. What's it? Let's go fence.
01:06:13
Just bob out. Yeah. All right. Orlando Magic.
Yeah, Magic's good. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah,
01:06:18
Magic is Orlando. Disney magic. Yeah, I like it.
No, I like it. I like it a lot. Miami heat. Yeah.
01:06:23
Yeah. Not my favorite element. Yeah. So, what
what do you like better than a hurricane? Uh
01:06:28
Miami. But it is hot there. Very. Yeah. Sweats.
The Miami sweats. Yeah, the Miami sweatings.
01:06:35
Yeah. Yeah. Sweating. Yeah, you sweat when you're
there. I think it should be based on the city,
01:06:40
too. All right. What about the Charlotte Hornets?
Never been to Charlotte. Are the Hornets? They're
01:06:44
everywhere. They're inside the stadium. They play
Midame. They do the sound that I've Whoa. So,
01:06:51
keep it that then. And I know that you're going
to correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks.
01:06:55
What are those going to be? Mm- Careful. Atlanta
Hawks. What goes on in Atlanta? What [ __ ] man?
01:07:01
Tyler Perry. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, the the Atlanta
medias. Media. You better pass that ball. Uh-huh.
01:07:14
Uh-uh. No. Well, the Atlanta medias and then
Chicago Bulls. Do you like the Chicago Bulls?
01:07:23
That's my home team. Well, can I just Are
there Are they indigenous to the city? Bulls.
01:07:28
Yeah. Back in the day. They're running wild in
Illinois. We've had bulls running in the streets
01:07:33
for years. Really? Years? Cuz I've been there
a bunch of time. I've never seen a bull. Well,
01:07:36
they hide them from you. Oh, they do? Yeah.
Okay. cuz they know your fighting days that
01:07:39
you're a barrel boy. They don't want to upset you.
Yeah. But why the why the bulls? Yeah. Yeah. Well,
01:07:44
the bears and the cubs were had a shared thing
because a cub for a bear. But the bulls were just
01:07:49
their own entity. They didn't want to have another
bear. I like the Chicago Winds. Well, the wind.
01:07:55
Well, we had so cold, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well,
the women's team is called the uh the Chicago
01:08:01
uh Yeah. What is it called? Storm. Yeah. What are
we called? No, no, no. The Storm is What are we
01:08:07
called? The Chicago. Yeah. What's Chicago? Sky.
Yeah. Skyline. It should have been. Yeah. Chicago
01:08:12
sky. That's right. Angel Ree, shut up. So, you're
okay with Bull or No. Would you want something
01:08:16
else? Cuz Chicago is Al Capone City. This is
the Union City. It's a crime city. Deep dish.
01:08:22
Deep dish. Yeah. Deep dish. Chicago deep dish.
Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We
01:08:26
keep it deep dish. All right. Let's finish off
the round. Milwaukee Bucks. Now, this is true
01:08:31
to Milwaukee. Wisconsin is filled with bucks.
Mhm. You like Bucks or you want something else
01:08:35
for Wisconsin? They love cheese. Fear the deer is
what they say. Fear the deer. Cheese. Wisconsin
01:08:40
cheese. Just cheese. Yeah. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.
All right. Uh and of course Blake's uh old team,
01:08:47
the Brooklyn, what do we say? Nets. You like
Nets? Yeah. Big proponent of the game. Brooklyn
01:08:53
Hipsters. Brooklyn Hipsters. Yeah. Yeah. Because
there's a lot of hipsters there. All right.
01:08:56
Indiana Pacers. What would you you like? Do you
like that? Pacemakers. Pacemakers. Yeah. There
01:09:01
are a lot of elderly people in Indiana. Yeah.
Yeah. And then finally, out of Washington DC, the
01:09:06
Wizards, Washington Warlocks. Warlocks. I'm more
of a warlock guy. The Washington Warlocks. It is.
01:09:11
Well, Bobby Lee's locked in his picks and Carlos
has locked in his uh his picks for the finals. And
01:09:17
if it comes true, our fans are going to know Blake
Griffin did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to
01:09:23
get a full full-on hair transplant. So, that's a
airshake. Airshake it huge. Huge. That would be
01:09:28
incredible. It's not going to happen. Even if you
win, I don't think Blitz's going to do it. If one
01:09:32
team gets there. That's what I was just going to
say. Hey, pay for half your half. That's not bad.
01:09:38
I'll let you choose which half. That's not bad.
But it's got to be right down the middle. No,
01:09:43
just from back. No, it would be funnier if
it was just this half was full hair. Oh,
01:09:47
I see. Okay. Half was no hair. Okay. Yeah.
Wow. That is kind of a good move. I think I'm
01:09:52
I'm honestly pulling for you. Me, too. How about
You're welcome. I I want to get surgery. What do
01:09:57
you want to get done? That leg surgery where you
get they chop the like the butt bones and they
01:10:02
put a gap so I can be taller. Yeah. How tall are
you? 53 and a half. Okay. And a half. Whoa. Whoa.
01:10:07
Whoa. What's that? What's that? No, I just I love
I love that the the half is still being used. Got
01:10:12
it. 54. 54. 54. 54. He's 5'3. I'm talking. No,
sorry. I was talking age five 54. 54. But he
01:10:22
looks so good. You look amazing. It can increase
your height to 6 in now. They break your legs and
01:10:26
all that [ __ ] Put the bones in there. It's 100
grand. You want to bet Blake for this as well?
01:10:33
I'll make it easier. Uh the Wizards. Sure. Right.
And the Wizards. Go back to the um the that list
01:10:40
that you had. Now, you didn't know that list
was by teams and and place that they're in in
01:10:44
the league. So, go wizard. I know. That's
why I I don't Yeah, I want to long shots.
01:10:48
How about the Wizards and the Pacers? Okay. Yeah.
Completely. They're both from the same conference.
01:10:56
Pick one from the Western Conference
from this list. All right. So, um, zoom in a little bit more. The Wizards and the
Suns. Go to the bottom. Wizards and the Kings,
01:11:05
baby. If the Wizards and the Kings make the
NBA Finals, I will pay for your leg length.
01:11:11
You will. I I promise you. Yeah. Yeah. Wizards.
And I'll even give you a score. Okay. Yeah. 86
01:11:19
to 14. That's the what? Score of the game. Yeah.
That's the score of the game. And the Wizards win
01:11:24
it. Avid basketball. The Wizards win by 86 by that
many points. 14. And then you have you better do
01:11:30
it. You better pay for my surgery. Wizards have
to win by 62. It would be so funny if a pandemic
01:11:36
broke out. All these guys got sick again and then
for some reason these two teams ended up in the
01:11:40
middle of it. That would be amazing. Incredible.
It's impossible, but I want it. It's impossible.
01:11:45
There's not even a 1% chance. No. No. Literally
no. Yeah. No, it's a one in a zillion. I think
01:11:50
uh can you go down to the bottom? Uh they have 12
wins and then 44 losses. So they would have to get
01:11:57
to I mean they're not technically eliminated from
the playoffs, but it's approaching fast. If they
01:12:04
win every single game from now on if they win.
So what are they? They have they're at 56 games.
01:12:09
So they have uh 26 games left. If they win out 26
would put them at 38 wins. And then the 10th seed,
01:12:18
no, sorry, the 11th seed 20. Yeah, they could
they could technically make it hypothetically.
01:12:23
Hypothetically, yes. And you know what? For your
for your legs, I hope they do. Yeah, me too. For
01:12:26
your wonderful little legs, I hope they do. Dude,
can you imagine the confidence you'd have with the
01:12:31
height? Yeah. No, dude. I have confidence
now, guy. Yeah, he's saying it. Hey guy,
01:12:36
don't ever challenge me. I think I think it'd be
worse. I'm not afraid of you, guy. I never have,
01:12:41
never will. I know you have confidence.
You know what? That that's on me. Yeah,
01:12:45
I'll rip you out. What's that mean? I'll stretch
you out. You want me to stretch you out? Stretch
01:12:51
me out, dude. Be careful. Yeah. Why? Pause.
I don't You stretch him out. Yeah. That's a
01:12:55
sexual innuendo. You know what's not? What
is stretch you out? Legs. You stretch your
01:12:59
legs out. I'll stretch your legs right out,
dude. Yeah. Yeah. You just want to make him
01:13:03
comfortable. Yeah. You You'll be able to do,
you know, play again. You guys go to fight,
01:13:06
he just becomes your physical therapist. Hammy's
got to get loose. You drink enough water?
01:13:16
Yeah. Honestly, I I think if that happens, I would
love it for you. But I think you are the perfect
01:13:21
little height. God made you the height that you're
supposed to be. I don't even if I I had it for
01:13:24
free, I wouldn't do it because you can't walk for
like two years after that. You don't walk much. I
01:13:28
know. It looks so painful. Have you seen the guys
like rehabbing? No. Let me see the guys rehabbing
01:13:34
these. Like there's like a guy on TikTok that did
it and um Oh, dude. They have like the the metal
01:13:40
things that come out. It's almost like you like
fractured your tibia. Even the photos are insane.
01:13:46
Wow, look at that. That guy gained like four
inches, five inches. Wow. It does work. 100%.
01:13:51
Of course it does. I mean, this is going to be
detrimental when they're older. I mean, their
01:13:54
bodies are going to literally fall apart. Can you
like run after? Yeah. Oh, dude. I mean, it's full
01:13:58
functioning. It's just Look at that. There's
no chance this has any This has got to be so
01:14:02
unhealthy for your insides. Yeah. You know what I
mean? Like, there's no way this is not really bad
01:14:07
for a giant plate over his He installed that. He
wanted a plate penis. Yeah. It takes away. I mean,
01:14:13
if you're already in there. Yeah. While you're
at it, man, it's the challenge of life that's
01:14:18
the thing. Why body bodybuilder Brian decided to
become what does that say? How how tall? 66. So
01:14:24
he he got himself up. He was only what? I hate
that they do this. 1.82 meter. I mean, come on,
01:14:29
man. Stop it with it. What are you doing? 1.82
meters is what? You guys are the only one who used
01:14:33
this weird Hey, you're a [ __ ] American citizen.
Watch your phone. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on.
01:14:40
You guys are the only one that use this. Well, you
moved here. Well, you moved here and you're happy
01:14:44
here. Are you not happy? Little person did it. Oh,
now she's a big little person. There's got to be
01:14:49
a name for that. You got to do the arms, too. No,
it looks weird. No, I don't know that I don't know
01:14:54
that the arms are what I'm distracted by. Now you
look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little
01:14:59
arms, dude. Wow. Look at that. Yeah. To that young
woman. Happy for her that she got Look at that.
01:15:05
That looks how So, this is who it's made for. Not
little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's
01:15:10
for people that need it for health. Yeah. I'm
assuming she had knee uh knee replacement. Well,
01:15:15
you would know basketball player. I mean, you can
see that I'm going to need it. I'm going to need
01:15:18
it double. I'll definitely need it. My left. I
think my right might be okay, but I'm putting it
01:15:23
off as hips. Hips. I'm okay. I think you know you
recommended me. I will say the moment of truth. I
01:15:29
had a you know, my when my hip was bad, my back
was bad. He recommended me someone that helped
01:15:33
me get much better uh for injections on my hip
because of all that hip pain that I had. He's the
01:15:38
one that helped. Blake was the one that introduced
me to a doctor that helped fix me. What's ailing
01:15:43
you, Bobby? You know, I'll be honest with you.
Nothing. Wow. His body is great. I think my body
01:15:48
is pretty good. I I think when you're smaller, it
doesn't break down as fast. Yeah. Yeah. That is
01:15:55
true. Bigger cars tend to break. Do you do any
physical activities? I really don't do I don't
01:15:59
do any that probably helps. Yeah. Yeah. We talk
about hiking a lot. Yeah. So, I don't It's never
01:16:04
going to happen, but we do chat about it. But
if I sit down eight hours and play a video game,
01:16:08
that's when I feel it. When I get up, I'm like,
you know, you would imagine. Yeah. You eight
01:16:13
hours in a video game chair. When you I I've done
that where I didn't even get up to get a glass of
01:16:18
water. I would just like sit there. Eight hours
with nothing. Nothing. What do you play? I'll
01:16:23
just play like Starfield or something like that.
Oh, yeah. Obviously Starfield. You're not a video
01:16:28
game guy at all. No, I don't do it. Yeah. It's You
guys are jocks. No, no, no. First of all, let's
01:16:33
be real. I'm a nerd. First of all, are you more
nerdy, right? You know, so how many NBA players
01:16:39
play video games? All of them. They all play so
much. They travel with like little things and set
01:16:44
them up on the plane and play on the plane. A lot
of these guys uh didn't Cat stream for a while.
01:16:49
Like some of these guys, they get they're they're
so big into it. They look they travel with their
01:16:53
That was LeBron when he was 19 years old. Yeah.
Now there's like these little briefcases and
01:16:57
it's a TV, their console, everything in there and
they can play at any moment. Do NBA players with
01:17:03
with video game briefcases? Look at this. They
and they all travel with them now. Especially
01:17:06
because they're bored on those planes. Those
team planes got to be [ __ ] amazing though,
01:17:09
Blake. Yeah, they're great. They're uh plenty
of room. Plenty of room. I don't know. We're not
01:17:14
getting a good shot there. What is it? A 777 you
guys all flying. It's like modified giant seven
01:17:20
somethings. And like the So the first class area,
these huge seats, they recline. Yeah. Not like lay
01:17:28
flat. And then like there's a I always sit at
the table cuz I played cards. Yeah. So there'd
01:17:32
be like two chairs facing two chairs and a table
in the middle and you play cards. And then there
01:17:40
rookies have to sit they're assigned seats.
Rookies got to go back in a way cuz you know
01:17:44
if you're new to a team too like you get to the
team and like people have their seats already
01:17:48
so you just find an open seat or whatever.
Do you bully them? Rookies. Yeah. Get the
01:17:52
back kid kind of thing. Oh no. Yeah. Wedgie.
Yeah. Like a little nookie. You know what I
01:17:58
mean? Yeah. A little noogie kiddo. You know
what I mean? Little nooji. You'll get there,
01:18:01
kiddo. You know. Nah, go to the back. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Back at um Yeah, the planes are
01:18:08
nice. That relationship always is interesting
to me of when the teams have to travel together,
01:18:11
too, right? Because you don't But you don't NFL
they're required to be on that plane. You guys,
01:18:16
if you could have your own individual travel
dependent on contract, you could you don't have
01:18:19
to be on the team plane. Some guys like if you
had like a specific reason like a guy had to go
01:18:26
see his family, somebody passed away or some this
or that. Yes. But like they prefer everybody to
01:18:30
be on the plane for sure. But is that true that
nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not
01:18:34
have to fly on that plane? I I would say most guys
fly the Do they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. NFL is crazy,
01:18:40
right? NFL you get fined if you don't sit on
if you don't get back on that. I mean if you
01:18:43
don't have an excuse like if you're like late
to a flight you get fined if you miss a flight.
01:18:47
What's a fine for being late to the flight? If it
happens one time they may do it depends on the guy
01:18:54
but maybe 10k and then if you are late again maybe
30 25 30 and then if you miss a flight every game
01:19:00
I'd lose 100 grand 100%. I was just show I was
literally Can you imagine all my money goes to
01:19:05
that? Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys ever take off they
don't show up? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. And then what's
01:19:11
that? That fine's got to be insane because there's
a fine and then they just have to get themselves
01:19:15
to the wherever we're going. If they're flying
home they get there. Yeah. But there are times
01:19:18
where they don't even show up. Yeah, there's been
times. I don't know that on a team that I've been
01:19:23
on that we've we've left somebody. There's been
people late. Usually they won't leave unless
01:19:28
it's like egregious, right? Um but yeah, guys have
missed flights for sure. Did Did you on a plane,
01:19:34
did Kyrie ever talk about flat earth when you were
on a a plane flying through the No, he never did.
01:19:38
God, I wanted that to happen so bad. Yeah. As
you're on the curvature of the earth, he's like,
01:19:43
"This is all fake." You guys have like a Arsenal
FC has a 15-year-old kid on the team. Imagine
01:19:48
that. Being 15. I can't do that in the NBA. You
can't do that in the NBA. No. Why? You have to be
01:19:53
child laws. Yeah. Child labor laws. Is it? Yeah.
Yeah. We're pretty serious about them. Um. Yeah.
01:20:00
Yeah. You have to be one year removed from high
school. Oh, I see. Okay. So, a lot of guys go
01:20:04
play. You can But imagine being 15 and and being
in the NBA. That'd be crazy. I can't imagine.
01:20:09
You can't imagine it. But a 15-year-old probably
wouldn't play wouldn't it wouldn't be the same.
01:20:12
the the level of play isn't there yet at 15. But
dude, I mean, look at like we have a 15-year-old
01:20:17
kid on our team and he's he he's great. What's
your job? And this is not me being rude, but
01:20:22
soccer is remarkably different than basketball.
15, these guys are not developed yet enough to do
01:20:26
what these guys do. It's not the same. Oh, you're
saying that Erland Harling is not huge? He's
01:20:32
huge. You're not. Erin Harling, the guy the at
Manchester City. Yeah. How old is he? So like when
01:20:38
was he couldn't have played in the league? No.
No [ __ ] way. He would have gotten cooked. Yeah,
01:20:42
because my point is not strong enough. You're just
not strong enough. You don't have these guys are
01:20:47
super I understand that. I'm not being rude about
soccer, but it's a different world. Yeah, it's
01:20:52
it's it's skill set with running. This is How old
are that kid? That's when he was 15. Yeah. Victor
01:20:57
Womenyama. He's now 20. He wouldn't be able to get
a basket back then. It would have been impossible
01:21:02
for him to play in the league at that age, I
think. Would he be able to get a basket, though?
01:21:05
For sure. He could he could be out there, but like
in terms of be the the NBA is not about going to
01:21:11
get a basket. It's about who can you guard? Like
if you can't guard like sure you can go out there
01:21:15
and like we could put you out there and you could
you could run up and down and go to the corner and
01:21:19
maybe hit an open shot, but like on defense like
b the NBA is just it's called a pick on league.
01:21:24
So they just they bring you up into a pick and
roll. You have to switch that pick and roll and
01:21:27
then now you have to guard Luca coming down. It's
impossible. But you know in the 90s I would have
01:21:33
been the white in the corner. I'm just white in
the corner. And there he is. The red streak in the
01:21:37
corner. Steve Kerr Curry. Steve Red Curry. Steve
Red Curry right there in the corner. Got in the
01:21:45
shot pocket and it got blocked. Steve Red Curry.
I'm a redheaded Indian guy. Half redheaded. Give
01:21:51
me the ball, man. I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a
three-point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye,
01:21:56
man. Steve Red Curry. I never dribble.
Just waiting for the I'll pop a shot, man.
01:22:08
Pop a shot. I'll pop a shot, man. Practice every
day. After a game, you fly back to Do you get on
01:22:14
the plane or you leave the next day? That's what
we're saying. We would It depends. If you're on
01:22:19
a road trip, say we play in LA, we go to Utah to
play a game. We might go to Denver. And if there's
01:22:24
a day in between, maybe you stay over in Utah,
but usually you fly then right after the game. But
01:22:29
they're having a day off would be fun. No. What
do you guys do together? Um, like the Celtics are
01:22:34
playing Golden State on Thursday and then they're
going to fly to LA. Hey, I'm going to go play golf
01:22:38
with some guys actually. Oh, cool. On Friday. Cuz
they have a day off. So like guys will plan ahead,
01:22:43
you know, if you kind of know you have a day off.
Yeah, you plan ahead. There's no practice that
01:22:47
day. A day off would Yeah. be no practice. Uh but
yes, on a trip like you might practice. But are
01:22:54
there no sessions in that day off or no? Sometimes
you just need a day off. So I'm assuming they get
01:22:58
back, they have like a little workout Tuesday.
What's today? Yeah, they're probably back because
01:23:05
it's All-Star break. We're probably back doing
a little workout tonight. Practice tomorrow. Fly
01:23:08
to Golden State. Fly to San Francisco. Mhm. Shoot
around the morning. Play the game. Fly to LA that
01:23:14
night. They'll have Friday off. I think practice
Saturday and then I think they play Sunday against
01:23:18
Wow. Wow. Wow. Clippers. Clippers. No, Lakers.
Lakers. Lakers. Oh, it is. Yeah. I think they
01:23:22
already played the Yeah, they already played the
Lakers. Wow. What a lifestyle. Amazing, right?
01:23:26
Yeah. It was so exciting. I always fantasize about
being in a pro league somewhere. I mean, you could
01:23:31
have been a pro uh table tennis player for sure
cuz you're good at ping pong. He's very good at
01:23:35
ping pong. Oh, they're not teams though. Yeah,
but you still travel to play tournament. You still
01:23:39
travel to tourn Yeah. tournaments. You saw You saw
uh Supreme. I'm talking about a team sport. You're
01:23:46
not really team sport guy. Yeah, I am. I am. Pass
me the ball, bud. There it is. He's open. You know
01:23:51
what? He's open. I I know how to only telling
other people. He's open. Go. He's open. Yeah.
01:23:56
Go there. Yeah. You would go around. Go around.
You would be a great coach. Go around me. Great
01:24:02
coach. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I was super
motivated. Coach him right now. Go, Coach Blake.
01:24:07
Blake, Blake, Blake. Why are you standing there?
Go to Go to the offset. Okay. Go to the offset. Go
01:24:10
to the center of the ring. I'm at the offset now.
I'm at the ring. What do I do now? Shoot it now.
01:24:14
Shoot. Yeah, shoot it now. I missed. What now?
Yeah. What? What do I do now? I miss the rebound.
01:24:19
All right. But I'm at the center offset ring.
Get six points, not three. If it's farther back,
01:24:25
that's They should change that. If it's farther
back, you get it. You get more. Yes. They have a
01:24:29
three-point line. No, even more further back.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We should see a five-point
01:24:34
line. Yeah, there should be a five line. Start
with four. They they um they toyed with it in
01:24:39
the WNBA Allstar game. Yeah. Of like the circles
where Yeah. There's like a circle. There's a spot
01:24:43
you could you could shoot. Can somebody go on your
shoulders? We would do that movie. Yes. Right. And
01:24:48
they have to wear a trench coat to shoot like
that little Japanese guy. That little Japanese
01:24:51
run the little rascals. Yeah. Go see a movie only
by one. Or you go down your all fours, right? And
01:24:56
the Japanese guy like a trampoline and goes on
your back and then hits. Unfortunately, there's no
01:25:01
cat there's a no catapulting rule in basketball.
Oh, you got to bring that back. I don't think it
01:25:07
ever was. Love the catapult. Got to bring that.
Although, you dunked often enough on people where
01:25:12
you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their
face. This was the thing that Blake was probably
01:25:17
the best at. He would dunk on people to embarrass
them and use their and use their head. The fourth
01:25:23
one right there. The fourth one. And he would use
their head as his for his balls to rest on. Now,
01:25:28
that's his balls resting just gently against that
man's forehead. Yeah. And that's just to protect
01:25:32
his balls. Yeah. Because when you're flying
through the air, your nuts going to be too free.
01:25:36
Put a forearm up. He definitely kind of boosted
me up on that dunk a little bit. It was one of the
01:25:39
greatest grabbing his hair. It was involuntary. I
wasn't really find balance. Not the hair, Dad. I
01:25:46
I I I know you don't, but if I'm you, I have this
blown up so big in the entrance of my house that
01:25:52
every time somebody walks in, I would just And
they're like, "What's up with that?" I'm like,
01:25:54
"Don't worry, that's whatever. Don't you want a
coffee?" and ignore it as if it never. But this is
01:25:59
the greatest. You should This dunk was so [ __ ]
unbelievable. I mean, like even his own teammates,
01:26:04
the guy that's getting dunked on. Yeah. They
showed love because it was incredible. His
01:26:08
balls were on his face. Wow. Wow. It's [ __ ]
amazing. Have you ever apologized to him for
01:26:13
that? I haven't apologized, but we have talked.
Timothy Mosgov, really nice guy. 72 Russian. What
01:26:19
does he What did he say about it in the aftermath?
We didn't really talk about it. I just was like,
01:26:24
it's good to see you. I had a taste. I'd say I had
to pay you, bro. I mean, this to to this to you,
01:26:30
this is like when someone breaks someone breaks
someone's [ __ ] ankles and they cross someone
01:26:34
really bad and they score a goal and it's
just like they embarrass them like crazy.
01:26:38
It's the exact same [ __ ] Like it's just You're
a Manchester City fan? No. Arsenal. Arsenal FC.
01:26:44
Like you know you know those you know those goals
where they're like like what Messi did most of his
01:26:47
career where he ruined someone's he made them look
like they weren't there. Oh yeah. and just [ __ ]
01:26:52
destroy them and then score where you fake a shot
then the defender has to slide and they go Yeah,
01:26:56
I love that. Or if they think you're going
one way and they just It's the same thing
01:26:58
in the NBA. Break their [ __ ] Yeah. So, you
would love the NBA. I feel like you would love
01:27:03
an NBA game. It's so action-packed. Here's
the No, my argument is this. And no offense,
01:27:10
too many black guys for him. Yeah. Way too
many black people. Yeah. No. Uh no, no offense,
01:27:16
but there's too much scoring for me. Yeah. You
you like you like uh and this is the analogy I
01:27:22
want to use. That's the one I should have. Yeah,
it was Kendrick, right? Yeah. Here's my anomaly.
01:27:27
That's Kendrick Lamar he's dunking on. That's
amazing. Yeah. They are not like us. That's what
01:27:31
that's where I came up with. Yeah. Can I finish
my thing? Yeah. Okay. So, too much scoring. Well,
01:27:37
it's the reason why I like So, it's like this.
Okay. If you were having sex and you nutted a
01:27:43
little bit the whole time. I mean, you right. You
had little mini nuts. Yeah. like ooh ooh ooh right
01:27:49
that's basketball that's a woman yeah yeah yeah
but okay but in soccer right sometimes you know
01:27:55
what I mean they score in the last 5 minutes and
when they do score it's a far more bigger like
01:28:01
what happens when they score in the first five
minutes and they don't score again for the rest
01:28:05
of the game that's what he does every time that's
like a mini nut that just like you didn't even you
01:28:09
didn't even sometimes I'll have sex I do a big
nut up front and no nut at the end and you oh
01:28:13
you keep going but I still keep going yeah I still
keep going down. Well, he's asleep for the game,
01:28:21
but that thing is rocked up. It's just too much
scoring for me. Right. I'm going to take you to a
01:28:27
game. We'll get we'll get really good seats and I
think you'll love it. I promise you. If I'm not up
01:28:30
front, I don't want to go. You want to be on the
floor. I got to be sitting there with Nicholson
01:28:35
and all those guys. Well, he doesn't want to be
anywhere near us. Nick Olsson. Yeah, Nick Olsson.
01:28:38
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was ex center back and Barack
Obama. Barack Obama. Yeah. Borack. Wow. Shouldn't
01:28:46
you be killing a dinosaur to Barack? Um, well,
this has been a phenomenal episode. I will say,
01:28:51
Blake, dude, you're so funny to me. One
of our favorite people to ever watch. No,
01:28:55
really, you're so funny. And your connection.
Your connection with standup is the roots run
01:28:59
very deep with you because uh you've been
kind of a part of our world as a you're
01:29:05
an honorary. I'm a I'm a huge stand-up fan. Yeah.
But you're an honorary because you're you've been
01:29:09
in our world. You've you've done you've done
standup. You've done roast. you've done. So,
01:29:14
we love you and we appreciate you still do stand
up. No, I mean I I like still write some stuff
01:29:19
from time to time. He should. You should do it. I
just I don't I don't know. Okay. It's hard, man.
01:29:24
You It is hard. It is hard. You already mastered
one career. It'd be embarrassing if he did ours as
01:29:28
well. It It would hurt my feelings. Yeah, because
he could do it though. No, trust me. I'm very
01:29:33
aware. I know. It's annoying. Really needed this.
Well, yeah. You don't need it. You son of a [ __ ]
01:29:38
You guys aren't bad friends after all. And that's
full circle. Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:29:56
Woo! Woo!