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Is Bobby Rapturable?

October 12, 2025 / 00:54

This episode discusses the concept of the rapture, including new predictions for its occurrence in 2025. The hosts share humorous anecdotes about their personal experiences and beliefs regarding the rapture.

They mention the latest dates proposed by Christians for the rapture, specifically the 23rd or 24th of a month, and reflect on the fact that nothing happened on those dates. One host humorously recounts waiting for the rapture while being naked in his backyard, explaining his reasoning behind this choice.

The conversation continues with playful banter about whether each host believes they would be raptured. They joke about the absurdity of the situation, including a scenario where they would be waiting in line for rapture and questioning each other's rapturability.

TLDR

Hosts humorously discuss rapture predictions and personal beliefs.

Episode

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What happened to the rapture? It said it's back on. Was anyone raptured? Here's a new date the Christians believe

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in. Oh, there's a new one. Pick up the wrong date. Wait, it was 2 weeks ago, right?

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Rapture 2025 prophecy may be expected to occur on the 23rd or 24th. That's right. Didn't happen. You know

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what I did on the 23rd? I was waiting for the rapture. I was in my backyard completely naked. Do you know why I was

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naked? Why? When you have your clothes on, it leaves where you left. I want that to be a mystery,

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right? Where does Where's Bobby? Where's Bobby? I don't want them to know where I You know what I mean? I feel

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like if I was raptured, no one would believe it. I mean, if you were raptured, do you

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think people would believe it? For sure. I'm rapturable, too. I don't think you're rapturable, dude.

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Come on, dude. I keep tempted the rapture. I think Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not rapturable.

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I don't think Well, I I don't think so. If I If I'm not rapturable, you're not rapturable.

00:00:43

Well, you're Okay, fine. But imagine we all get raptured and we're waiting in line and and Jesus is like, "Why is

00:00:50

Bobby naked?

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Episode Highlights

The Rapture Prophecy
A new date for the rapture is discussed, stirring anticipation.
“Rapture 2025 prophecy may be expected to occur on the 23rd or 24th.”
@ 00m 07s
October 12, 2025
Naked Revelation
A humorous twist as one reflects on waiting for the rapture in the nude.
“I was waiting for the rapture. I was in my backyard completely naked.”
@ 00m 11s
October 12, 2025
Rapturable Debate
A lighthearted argument about who is 'rapturable' ensues.
“I don't think you're rapturable, dude.”
@ 00m 34s
October 12, 2025

Episode Quotes

I was waiting for the rapture. I was in my backyard completely naked.
Is Bobby Rapturable?
I want that to be a mystery, right?
Is Bobby Rapturable?
Come on, dude. I keep tempted the rapture.
Is Bobby Rapturable?
Why is Bobby naked?
Is Bobby Rapturable?

Key Moments

New prophecy date00:03
Naked mystery00:21
Rapturable debate00:34
Funny Jesus question00:50