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Is Bobby Rapturable?

October 12, 2025 / 00:54

This episode discusses the concept of the rapture, including new predictions for 2025 and humorous personal anecdotes about waiting for the event. The hosts joke about their own rapturability and share funny scenarios related to being raptured.

The conversation begins with the hosts questioning the validity of recent rapture predictions, specifically mentioning dates like the 23rd and 24th of a month. They reflect on their experiences during these dates, including one host humorously recounting being naked in his backyard while waiting.

As the discussion continues, the hosts engage in playful banter about who among them would be considered 'rapturable.' They share thoughts on how people might react if they were actually raptured, with one host joking about the implications of being naked during the event.

The lighthearted tone persists as they imagine a scenario where all of them get raptured, leading to humorous speculations about what Jesus might say upon their arrival.

TL;DR

Hosts humorously discuss rapture predictions and personal experiences while waiting for the event.

Episode

0:54
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What happened to the rapture?
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It said it's back on.
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Was anyone raptured?
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Here's a new date the Christians believe
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in.
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Oh, there's a new one.
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Pick up the wrong date.
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Wait, it was 2 weeks ago, right?
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Rapture 2025 prophecy may be expected to
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occur on the 23rd or 24th.
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That's right. Didn't happen. You know
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what I did on the 23rd? I was waiting
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for the rapture. I was in my backyard
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completely naked. Do you know why I was
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naked?
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Why?
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When you have your clothes on, it leaves
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where you left.
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I want that to be a mystery,
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right?
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Where does Where's Bobby?
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Where's Bobby? I don't want them to know
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where I You know what I mean? I feel
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like if I was raptured, no one would
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believe it.
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I mean, if you were raptured, do you
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think people would believe it?
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For sure. I'm rapturable, too.
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I don't think you're rapturable, dude.
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Come on, dude. I keep tempted the
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rapture. I think Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm not rapturable.
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I don't think Well, I I don't think so.
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If I If I'm not rapturable, you're not
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rapturable.
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Well, you're Okay, fine. But imagine we
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all get raptured and we're waiting in
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line and and Jesus is like, "Why is
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Bobby naked?

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This episode stands out for the following:

  • 80
    Most unserious (in a good way)
  • 70
    Funniest
  • 60
    Most memeable

Episode Highlights

  • Naked and Waiting
    A comical moment of waiting for the rapture in an unexpected state.
    “I was in my backyard completely naked.”
    @ 00m 11s
    October 12, 2025
  • Rapturable or Not?
    A playful argument about who is eligible for the rapture.
    “If I'm not rapturable, you're not rapturable.”
    @ 00m 40s
    October 12, 2025

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Naked Revelation00:11
  • Eligibility Debate00:40
  • Waiting in Line00:45

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