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you two are bad friends you are these two idiots why dude i'm an asian dude
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you two are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends who's begged from hawaii who's
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back from spending dude i heard you raged huh partied hard huh yeah tough guy huh who's a tough guy
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did you get tan tough guy yeah yeah look at her super woman
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superwoman so brown wow you had some fun i saw on the internet how much fun you had yeah did
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you love hawaii or what i want to move there you want to move to hawaii i want to move to wine baby
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what job are you going to get in hawaii yeah i don't know um a life guard a lot
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they pay well they do you can buy a house with the lifeguard you can buy anything you want if you're a lifeguard yeah
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can you save people i'll try you'll look at this this is this this is jules
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at the party someone sent this this is uh this was at the party in hawaii yeah
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everyone's having a good time and rudy
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first of all who the [ __ ] sleeps like that that's insane yeah to sleep like that
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do you always sleep like that on your stomach yeah yeah i like it really is it like a thing you did when you were a
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little kid or something when you were like a baby maybe maybe have you you've always slept maybe when
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you're the before life you were a turtle oh yeah yeah yeah that's why you want to move to hawaii
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what did you do you went deep sea scoop scuba surfing you guys saved you guys saved a turtle no do you saved a turtle
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they served a turtle we saw a monk seal dolphins
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and kept was it meditating how do you know it's a monk because what they call it
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was there a temple i mean i i don't was there [Laughter]
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yeah yeah so they call they're called monk seals i wonder why are they peaceful yeah they
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are they're very peaceful is that what it is they don't fight they used to be violent the regular seals are violent and monk seals don't they have no
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violence whatsoever they're buddhists wait there's a video there was a video of you online
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where you went diving and you stayed under water for like a good two minutes no that's what it
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looked like yeah you can hold your breath for a long time i was actually surprised and then you went kind of in a
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little cave was that scary no see that would give me so much money no but kalila and them they're real sea people
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well yeah they're well i mean the the islands they're islands even beyond that i think it genetically they're just sea people you think you were born in the
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sea yeah i'm a land guy for sure without a doubt without a ton of land you're a landlord yeah yeah yeah
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deep land deep island not even highland you should move to the highlands maybe you don't like the water
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no but they've made me go in there before do you go do you dive down i try what i'll do is i'll go i'm gonna do it
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and then when i see them at the bottom yeah i'm already back in the car
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so i'll go deep yeah deep during the bottom i'm in the car playing some game
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on my phone yeah yeah that reminded me when you when you dove down and you were it was like
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in slow motion yeah it made me fee it reminded of me of or made me feel how long the guy an octopus teacher used to
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hold his breath for you watched that didn't you yeah and then two nights in a row i ate octopus
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good it makes it tastier good it makes it tastier it's so good yeah yeah we went to the korean barbecue place that
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you suggested and we had no did you go to chosun yeah we did and we had we had um two kinds of octopus and then
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because i was with my friend emmy you know emmy yeah yeah from the movie yeah yeah she asked for this thing it's like
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a um octopus um potato pancake you you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah i don't
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know the name of it but you know do you know what have you ever had that wow did you like that korean so good you like
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that korean restaurant yeah what are you talking about yeah yeah korean barbecue
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is genuinely one of the best up there of my favorite meals really oh yeah thank
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you because i just i love i love that they tell you what different kinds of meat and she cooks it at different
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temperatures love you finally the only thing i don't like is the people is the people
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the people are annoying no the only thing i didn't like of all the korean stuff was um i don't like the uh um
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the macaroni salad the side bowls ah i don't like i don't like mayonnaise
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okay yucky that's like but they bring out a bunch of different plates no i know the kimchi was good yeah yeah the
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pickle the pickles the spicy pickles yeah oh that stuff was so good
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i love korean barbecue i do take me whenever i see um and i maybe you can
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take this the wrong way but um the truth is that if i see him like like that the
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the movie the cove where the dolphins are being slaughtered in that bay yeah i get hungry for
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dolphins dolphin fish really weird it's like i mean get hungry yeah look at all that
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look at all that you can just put that into a soup you scoop it from the bay right boil it right there or you just or
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you learn how to make a cut a hole it really is sad have you seen that documentary it's not that sad no it's pretty sad
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it's really sad but you know what i i don't like hurting dogs but here's my argument though but you can heard a lot of other things when they say dolphins
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are the smartest sea mammals they are right they have sex for fun then why like for me it's like if i'm
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swimming into a bay and it's blood there's blood yeah i'm going the other
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other direction like it's like walking down an alleyway and you see blood and allergies you see a guy getting stabbed yeah you would you know he's like go the
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other way just keep walking walk the other way 100 so how bright are they really well
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they're going to save their friend they want to know what is he okay yeah they're there can they do a different noise
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yeah i don't like the kick do a different noise yo what do you want don't
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how's that urban all right maybe they man maybe they won't hey man that hurts dog hey what
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wait what's that dog see don't add dog it's a dog doing it a dog is killing the food yeah that's why it's in it
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yeah i don't know they do need a different noise do your dolphin
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that's really good that's wow that was really good guess what don't laugh who'd you swim with
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dolphins did you
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yeah you swam with dolphins and there was a baby could you stand on their nose can they
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push your feet right isn't that what they do yeah but we didn't i did that in mexico one time yeah i mean i don't i
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was with them you know what i do yeah i ride them you get on top oh yeah they let me they'll stop
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right now and i'll get on their back right did you do in the blowhole
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well that's how i get locked into the seat you ride it backwards yeah you gotta
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lock in yeah yeah i get locked in yeah but dolphins are fun to ride but anyway
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wait wait tell me how you rode did you hold on to the fins yeah you held onto the fins and it's two dolphins right
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in mexico i know this was illegal i know this was wrong in cabo one time or puerto vallarta
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wherever we were the guy was like he's like okay he pushed with your with your foot
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you put your foot on his nose he pushed you and i was like oh really is that that's not gonna hurt and he's like no
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it's okay it's okay he's okay yeah and then i slammed my foot like against its face why
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no not on purpose yeah but like to like get in there yeah imagine a pale red foot
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being pressed against your face how insulting oh by the way and then what i had to put out all this sunscreen and
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the dude was like no you can't get it in the water it's bad for the dolphin and i was like i have to have it he's like no
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no maybe a little beat and i was like okay like 10 minutes
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yeah yeah then i get in he's like oh it's bad and as soon as i get in you know the oil you can see it pool on the
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top of the water yeah and he was like he's going to kill the dog and he's going to die yeah so he's dead now dude
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i killed a dolphin i wrote him on the nose and then i blinked dipped my [ __ ] in there and now he's dead people are
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positive sorry he's alive good now he's dad dude he went to the cove yeah i drank my well um
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i have a story that people don't believe that i did because yeah i think how dumb are you
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right and um but it's that's why i'm afraid to tell the story because it doesn't seem like
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it's real what did you do so i was with kalyla and we were in a hawaiian trip
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but then we ran into a school of jellyfish
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so then i had bumps from the top of my head down to my feet where you swam into
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it yeah you can see it or they're translucent it's a school you can see a lot of them i don't open my eyes when
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i'm in the water you don't no i'm like you know i get scared do you open your eyes under water yeah we wear a mask yeah i didn't wear a
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mask oh you should i was just like you mean you know and we but everyone ran into
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them like you carlila everyone right yeah so we're with these two white dudes and they're like ocean photographers mm-hmm
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you know like you know like the ones with the with the abs the hot guys that's what i
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wanted to say yeah hot guys sexy hot guys like surfer bros right so we were all standing around they're like i go i
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i'm so itchy like we're all yet to do just urine right you have to pee on yourself
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but i didn't it's no so what they they pulled their dicks out these guys yeah and they started peeing into a cup
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drink it well that's what happened so i so what happened was no yes no so i go
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oh i'm not going to do it with you guys i'm going to go behind so i went behind like a tree and i peed in the thing
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and then i drank it no and then when it came back i saw them putting it on their body
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and i go oh it goes on the body and they're like what'd you do with it i go i know a lot came out you know me so i
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didn't even do it it's in the body it's in the body yeah i told that story on stage and no
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one believed me i mean i believe it knowing you i believe you believe it yeah okay
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yeah right away good yeah i saw someone get out of the water with a jellyfish sting and it was so bad one
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time it was huge it like welted up their body you're lucky you didn't get like you well the manner what what's the big
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one called mana raisins that's not a matter it's not a manta ray there's a big one called the box jellyfish can
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kill you not a box one there's one called with an m look it up no yeah yeah i'm a paul manafort yeah
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that's him what's it yeah paul manafort you know him yeah
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jellyfish jellyfish m m jellyfish
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what oh man of war man of war oh yeah that's what i think of the man portuguese now click on that image look
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at how beautiful that is i feel like you die from that it's cool no that one you'll die well they call it a man of
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war for you should throw that in war at people i don't know why do they call it that but it sounds scary why do they call it man
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of war that is beautiful look at the colors in that that's beautiful but if you touch that you'll die right rude don't you
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like that yeah well no if you touch the stingers if you touch the up top itself it's not that bad if the stingers get
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you you know what that looks like to me uh donald trump's penis i always thought that donald trump's
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penis was just like a man yeah yeah by the way he would take that and spin that he go of course it is man of war is the
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most powerful jellyfish just like my powerful penis most powerful penis
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yeah type why is it called man of war it is very beautiful the colors of the purple and the blue how beautiful that's
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what they say right like the most poisonous things are the prettiest uh it gets its name from the uppermost polyp a gas-filled bladder or
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pneumata is it dangerous man well the the part that sits above the water and the resembles
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an old warship oh that's cool that's pretty cool is it dangerous the tentacles are the man of
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war's second organism sting is rarely deadly to people no see it's not do do most deadly jellyfish the
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most deadly jellyfish i want to know which one that there it is the box see yeah the box is the one that
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kills you instantaneously it does yeah man look at that this thing from a box elvis could be
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enough to send you to davey jones's locker a watery grave [Laughter] [Applause]
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that's in that's these things are so these things are so deadly that they say most people
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die from a small little sting yeah but it looks deep in the water though well they'll come no it'll come up i
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mean yeah it'll come off it usually goes down look at its eyes those little eyeballs huh
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so wait a minute timeout though back it up you spent all that time in hawaii
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what did you do you were gone for so long diving snorkeling
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every day just diving and snorkeling and um spear fishing yeah you guys love spirits what you did
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what'd you do i got three fishes which kind of what kind of favorite three
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wait what are they called coles coles yeah what is a cola what is that
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you can just search it up but it's like a small one cole fish oh like that they look so cute and you killed that guy
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yeah did you eat them yeah was it good really good yeah really good they look
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here's the cutest sea creature what is on the beach tell pete so he can pull it up spider shell
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wait spider spider spider shell eyes spider shell eyes yeah
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so look at okay so there's a shell right there right not that one
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how cute it's just a shell and a pot little eyeballs come on bro how [ __ ] cute
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what does it look like look what it looks like outside of its shell you know i don't want to i don't want to i just show them what it looks like
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no i like it in the shell do spiders no do outside of shell we eat that you
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do [ __ ] why look at how cute they are you can't eat them look at little eyes out there
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oh what that it's just it's like a conch shell it's a conch shell but they have little eyes coming out of there i know
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what but i want to see the man inside it's probably just the eyes that's it's just the eyes it's just two
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floating eyes baby no body attached to it yeah so you eat are they good yeah really good yeah what you in the
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philippines really yeah so how you crack them open and then they're like no you use like a
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needle and then you stab it ew dude oh that's the spider [ __ ] that's what they look like is that what they look like
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what is it called the thing that we're looking for it's not it's not called a spider shell just look at the eyes
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just focus on the eyes and forget what the bodies look like what the body looks like that is cute just imagine you're
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just walking along the beach you see a shell and you see the two little eyes sticking out
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there you wouldn't eat it no all of these i know but they're savages map timeout yeah let's say
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goodbye good night farewell adieu to the wonderful incredible amazingly talented
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ed asner yeah he's gone do you know who that is the actor from up do you see my photo with him oh yeah you did the thing
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that i hate when people do when they post a photo when somebody dies like you ever gave a [ __ ] bro stop so annoying stop stop stop
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here's here's the guy who died in me hey this guy died and i'm also here
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so annoying what i do is annoying it's so annoying when someone posts a photo of the guy that just died like they were
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best buds but can i would you have ever posted that photo if he didn't die
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no well you're holding on to the photo until he dies no no stop stop that's dead stop stop the way the
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reason why i got the [ __ ] photo right yeah okay there we go there's the photo bobby with with dead ed okay so did the reason
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why i got the photo this photo is off with my twitter uh so i had already posted it sure and i screenshot it and
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repost it yeah that's number one okay number two that wasn't my only encounter with the man when did you how did you
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see that again i saw him before this when so one day i get a call from the country music channel
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cmt cmt listen here a little coleridge cmt goes we're trying to do sit cups
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how about you dave tom arnold and ed hesner perfect brothers just three bro
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but but three men and a baby one no no no so we were in a hardware store uh-huh okay
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and ed asner i work i have an accent in it this is back in the day when they made me just do accents yeah i know my
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name is tosho or whatever my name was which you love by the way i love it yeah so they had we only did a pilot but the
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story lines with me and ed were like him and i would do like they wanted to do it edgy so him and i would do a cocaine run
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and relate to work that's awesome yeah i mean in this hardware store so i worked with him for three weeks on that wow and
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then i did that talk show with tom green so i feel like i did know him did he ever say anything or reach out to
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you ever again no he didn't give a [ __ ] about no but can i but can i say this who
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no be low stop who's bobby low can i say can i stop i don't like booby loops stop
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stop stop do i know him but oh that little noodle
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will you stop that little noodle booby-loo yeah no no no i like him he's good he
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knew but he i love boomi that dirty little noodle
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he remembered my foot what so there we go remember your foot
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he remembered how disgusting your my left foot was fungi yeah so what so when
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i did the pilot he knew right and then when i did tom green's show with him he remembered he remembered the foot he go
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and he in the show he goes get that [ __ ] foot away from me i love that dude okay and then afterwards we went to
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um smokehouse love smoking right that's my you know and he had beef stroganoff
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so am i allowed to [ __ ] post a photo no well still no
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never then so if i if i died would you post a photo i would post i
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would immediately post something and write looking for a new co-host of bad friends asap
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i don't think he would yes i would that's ridiculous that would be my homage to you no what would i do post
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all the photos we have together on my phone that's what it's that's insane i would post a photo of you and just underneath my caption would be end game
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end game yeah that's it that's it and the r.i.p bad friends oh no yeah yeah
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but honestly rest a piece to ed asner you of course you could post a photo it actually was so cute and heartfelt and sweet to
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to know that he was a big comedy fan a bunch of people have said he was big in the comedy like knew a bunch of he loves it
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um and also i saw this video that i wanted to show this is the best ed asner send-off that i've ever seen okay go
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ahead now go ahead look this is perfect his nephew po i think grandson posted this
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i literally just saw it pop up today and it made me laugh so [ __ ] hard that sad look at that
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oh you have any any choice words to say [ __ ] you you want to say it again [ __ ] you
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i love you too what a cool guy what i like about it
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so hard that montage scene you mean you're talking the vignette at the beginning the montage it's called
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they'll call the vignette it's called a vignette it's a montage it's a vignette google it
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montage is a montage is a compilation of of scenes a series of scenes yeah a vignette is what a vignette is something
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that's good it starts the film it's a little vignette a little small slice a brief but what i'm saying though is
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look a vignette it was a small what i'm saying though is a montage right
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here's a bunch of scenes a vignette is one singing the the the up
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can i can i tell you something yeah we're both wrong can i just defend my point but we're
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both wrong there was a montage in that vignette but it's a vignette
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i know what you just did i know what you just did hello it's a montage go [ __ ] yourself no no no there's a bunch of
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scenes right through their life right but a monster is a montage no no there was a montage in that little short film
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that was a short film up top yeah it was a short film it was a short it was a short it was a part of the
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[ __ ] movie it's not like the movie like there was a short film and then the movie started that's why it was a little
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vignette i love that one i can't believe it no no there's a montage in that in that anyway
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whatever it is that thing the vignette the montage was incredible it was incredible the montage
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is a hotel it's a met the vignette is a thing is like a sauce that you go on salad
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so far off okay the vinegar you're talking about i don't know
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i don't know but what i'm saying though it made me cry can we just go with the thing that the
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point was the point was the point was it made me cry it was an emotional little journey the most emotional vignette of
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the best montage ever best vignette i've seen in a film it made me cry yeah yeah anyone rest in
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peace ed asner [ __ ] that no i love it no no rest in peace but let's go back to the montage vignette you fans right
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let's let's do a [ __ ] poll is is that opening thing right a vignette or a montage we would have to
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ask fancy he'd be the only one that would know you can't these people they're not film students it's see how denigrated and he how he looks down a
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word a word that you don't know right see how degrading how it looks so what does denigrated mean putting
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down ripping apart pushing down listen okay see how denigrated he is to
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you all right so you heard it you heard that somewhere right on the radio no so i see what you
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do what you're doing right now you hear words and then you take you here because i know you can't do that anywhere else can you imagine on stage bobby being
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like when bobby was a little boy he was denigrated by his neighbor can you imagine doing your set and using big
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words yeah yeah if you did your stand up and use big words make me laugh so hard
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it's so sad that when you're wrong you have to attack in that way it's so you using words sad by the way
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that's a comedy i'm gonna pick yeah you just using big words okay stop that's funny to you jules you're
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grounded now listen oh what the [ __ ] she'll go back to hawaii she doesn't care i don't care
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rest in peace ed asner we love you we love you man i'm so jealous that you got to work with
00:25:52
that [ __ ] guy even if it was a shitty pilot there's only a group of guys of actors
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that i like want to work with because i think they're cool or funny what do you mean you said it was shitty i know but don't say it like that it was
00:26:04
a shitty pilot it wasn't shitty did it go it didn't go it was shitty yeah who's
00:26:10
you think the country music station is gonna pick up a show with me tom arnold and ed esner yep
00:26:16
that seems like a home run it does it seems like i would buy that in a second yeah what shows are on cmt by the way
00:26:22
what's this i think it's dead now the network's dead it is yeah there's no more cmt how could that be country music
00:26:27
channels huge no dude nashville look at that that was a big show is cmt still around as a network
00:26:35
is cmt a network i it's got to be or well just someone bought it maybe and they just own it
00:26:40
wow what as of january 2018 approximately 92 million us homes
00:26:46
received cmt that's a [ __ ] load yeah it's still around 92 million people
00:26:52
have cmt that means it's cancelled country music is fun go back real fast
00:26:58
okay zoom in and let's just try to guess what these shows are about this is how little we'll know zoom in more
00:27:03
what's nashville about jules do you know rich people
00:27:08
that's it say no more you got it dude perfect oh that's got to be new because you know who those guys are
00:27:14
you know those guys dude perfectly like throw a basketball off the wall and kick a [ __ ] golf ball through a hole okay what's sun records what's that
00:27:21
about go ahead i bet you it's a lot like music city
00:27:27
sun records was a historical record company let her tell the name the show sorry
00:27:32
it's about teenagers trying to be singers
00:27:39
yep and what's music city about get ready it's going to be a similar log line it's about adults
00:27:46
trying what's broken skull about come on let's go three for three here
00:27:52
gangsters gangsters it's such an easier joke there the easy joke would have been
00:27:57
ex-inmates trying to be singers come on come on gangster is trying to be single thank you
00:28:04
dallas with dallas cowboys cheerleaders what's wrong with you i'm on one today i know you're hyperactive my leg is
00:28:09
killing me is that what happened my sciatica is going nuts did you sleep good last night
00:28:16
a little bit i was thinking about you last night like what because of yesterday we can't tell anybody what happened
00:28:22
yesterday let's talk let's just talk about a little bit we can so yesterday me and andrew showed up
00:28:28
here exhaust both of us exhausted for some reason well i would shoot an all [ __ ] day i'm so tired and we turned the
00:28:35
cameras on and fancy fancy sat there and turned them right off yeah
00:28:41
are we gonna use some of that um yeah let's cut to it right now let's introduce
00:28:46
today's rudy only be out of default yeah because we tried we tried somebody
00:28:53
to find someone but we could a little the little one we should ask the little one again we should but instead we got
00:28:59
um in-house yeah yeah this is like reusing something
00:29:04
yeah this is like uh you know i was like you know i was watching um america's got talent today
00:29:09
some reruns and i thought to myself andreas he looks like a ventriloquist
00:29:16
like the dummy or the person that does no the guy that does it like a guy that would like focus all his attention on it
00:29:21
okay like let's you can can you do some ventriloquism i don't know that's pretty good pretty good that was
00:29:27
actually okay can you do it i think i can do it hey everybody my name is
00:29:32
are you ready to party what's your name my name is
00:29:38
morgansen i'm hearing mo poo morgan says mo poo yeah
00:29:43
all right all right hi my name is no you're losing your lips
00:29:49
too much lip hey everybody my name is andres hello fancy me
00:29:54
that's good is that good yeah this is this one girl named darcy lynn darcy lynn i don't know who that is
00:30:00
she's like some young girl that want that got the golden bloods or years ago on um america's got
00:30:05
talent but she sing there she is she's oh i've seen her she sings through the puppet yeah
00:30:12
everybody wants to rule the world that's really good thank you can you imagine do
00:30:18
that do that everybody at the time she was like when she won at
00:30:24
12 but now she's like 17. now she's 48. yeah what a weird what 16 years ago
00:30:31
she's gonna start dating people at some point then do you think she brings the doll to the dates
00:30:36
well she's like she's like i'll have spaghetti and oh so i know but you know so there was a
00:30:43
black a black ventriloquist one of the most famous ones willie tyler and lester oh yeah tyler
00:30:50
willie lester willie tyler lester are you being real yeah being real yes so willie tyler and lester right one time i
00:30:57
was on the road with them when i was young were you open for willie tyler well you know how the loya comedy story they just puts people together sure so
00:31:03
like i was just a regular and really so this old you know old black guy i mean who's um
00:31:10
if you go to any like back in the day they had ventriloquist um conventions what yeah there was like a meet-up
00:31:16
it was you know probably in a shitty hotel like the hill there's really tyler says well it's a willie tyler and lester
00:31:22
is his dummy yeah lester's a dummy right but he was the biggest one so if you would go to a ventriloquist seminar or
00:31:29
like i mean a convention yeah half the convention would be just drapes of him photos of him because he
00:31:35
was the legend back in the day right think of how much push that guy got from like no so he told so he tells me the
00:31:40
story the opposite no it's a pus all story so we're in the condo i'm like what do
00:31:46
you want to talk about it's like two in the morning after the saturday night after the show yeah you go well let me tell you a story
00:31:53
did you do it through the dummy no no no not lester snow lester's in the case in this case how funny in
00:31:59
the middle of the story he wakes up and he's like let me tell you the story so he's in his case propped up right so
00:32:04
he was he would tell me he told me the story where he would go on the road back in the 80s early 80s right and he would
00:32:11
meet a girl and he had to have lester propped up
00:32:17
watching him on the bed oh my god right and just so so just lester would just be
00:32:24
he's pounding away right and he's just like there and like he goes some girls didn't like it no [ __ ]
00:32:30
tyler yeah i would have just if i was a girl i would just throw like during just throwing it off the bed no what if what if some girls
00:32:37
did like it though what if they like talk dirty to me and he's like yeah girl and they're like through leicester no or would have
00:32:43
lester had a dick oh my god like willy pulled it down a little wooden pinocchio
00:32:49
yeah and she starts blowing she's just blowing leicester
00:32:55
he's like yeah you like it yeah you like it yeah do you like it yeah yeah yeah that's so
00:33:01
creepy creepy to have that dog by the way do your dogs ever watch you guys have sex no we kick them out of the room
00:33:08
you do every time oh yeah because my dogs sometimes they jump up and you just got to let them watch no my dogs um are
00:33:14
protective over kalila so they feel like you're attacking no so if i'm hugging her right yeah the dogs go crazy they start
00:33:21
biting at my ankles well you do look like you might smother her oh come on man what if i see you on
00:33:26
top and i'm a dog i'd be like i got off of her yeah so if the dogs were in the room they'd be biting on my neck and
00:33:32
like barking it would be chaos do you do you guys have dogs i do do you let the dog watch you guys
00:33:38
hook up no pull the mic closer to your face rudy yeah you don't even know what to do i mean god damn i'm here for
00:33:43
[ __ ] time i feel uncomfortable here it's like i'm i feel like we're uncomfortable with you there as well yeah yeah yeah you're doing a great job
00:33:49
though yeah and we meandered for for an hour and a half it
00:33:55
was so short and it got to the point where like an hour in we were both thinking it but like we
00:34:01
never said anything and then eventually it's like somebody i don't know who said it but this sucks we both did there was a point
00:34:07
in the same god this is bad and you're like this is really bad but we walked away from it i'm glad we
00:34:12
walked away from it i think fancy's energy there was was he's getting this whole this whole battle but this
00:34:18
whole battle with george thing that he's got going on it's put him in a weird place he's getting real cocky he's
00:34:23
wearing brighter shirts he's showing up a little bit late pete's pete's doing a pete are you doing almost all the work
00:34:29
now and all of it david's dumped on me fancy's getting a little too [ __ ] you
00:34:35
know balloon-headed about the whole yeah i trust pete moore why do you think that is i always go
00:34:41
down to an apocalyptic moment and you have your team your squad yeah right and
00:34:47
immediately fancy would not be a part of it yeah well he wouldn't be what would he offer nothing he's not going to hunt or bother
00:34:54
complaining right i mean all these the zombies are so crazy too many out there they're
00:35:00
gonna buy yeah yeah my wife will eat a lot you know oh he don't but he'll beat me yeah yeah yeah he complained the
00:35:06
whole time he's like get the [ __ ] logs like we told you dude we gotta start fire right you know pete pete pete would like
00:35:13
he'd come up with the stuff like he would behead two zombies right and walk around you know how they
00:35:19
did in the walking dead walk around with them yeah yeah he would come up with things yeah he's a smart guy yeah and he's a thick
00:35:25
boy i bet he could take a punch yeah if we got into a big fight you know yeah could you take a hit
00:35:31
oh hell yeah i used to box did you really that's right you think you can beat jake paul
00:35:39
i think so you know how you know jake paul fought woodley last night you sad did you watch
00:35:47
it's a mockery of the sport i mean is it i guess i don't know what is it anymore for me it's it's you're a
00:35:54
big boxing fan it's not just i'm a boxing fan but i just feel like it's like you know first of all
00:36:01
he fought you know um ben askren askren as well right and before that and it's
00:36:06
like you know that's not their skill set right i think that if jake you're tough
00:36:11
mma yeah but those guys would need to train for 10 years to get to the training that
00:36:17
they did that's right so he doesn't he he shouldn't win in a fight situation i know but that's why they say it's equal
00:36:22
that's why they're saying it's equal because these guys have boxing and jiu jitsu in their training it doesn't matter it because it's like imagine like
00:36:29
it seems fair it was a pretty fair fight it was a pretty fair fight but but
00:36:34
tyrone isn't using his skill set ground and pound i know but neither but jake jake can't do it so that's what i'm
00:36:40
saying so he's brand new so they're both entering at a zero they're all both centering zero it's like this it's like
00:36:46
taking a guy that's a professional tennis player and another tennis player going i i don't know how to serve
00:36:52
no we're gonna take that out no that's not true jake was never a [ __ ] it's like taking it this is like taking a
00:36:58
professional basketball player and making him play volleyball because that's an element of basketball's jumping right and blocking yeah there's
00:37:05
a lot of similarities and then taking a guy who's never played professional anything and just trained to be a
00:37:11
volleyball player for two years and you're like go head to head that's exactly what it's like there's only some
00:37:16
elements of the sport of mma that make it into boxing and jake has none of the professionalism so he's
00:37:23
just been training just for one item so it's pretty even keeled i know but the fight showed how good it was tyrone
00:37:29
woodley is his whole career is focused on yeah he's not focused on just boxing right right
00:37:36
he's focused on jiu jitsu that's my point but you have to take that away because then it would be unfair because
00:37:41
jake's done none of that so it's only fair if they're both entering at kind of an evening i guess my question is like why does tyrone and ben ask when you
00:37:47
need to do it i know for the money but that's why it's gross but what are you gonna say if somebody
00:37:53
came to you and said bobby we want you to do um this corporate gig this corporate
00:38:00
stand-up gig on a [ __ ] cruise ship nobody there is under 75 and they're all
00:38:06
white and they all and they are so [ __ ] racist they hate they hate asians i mean this is called this this
00:38:13
boat is called the kung flu cruise okay right so what are you asking me and we're going to give you 50 million for
00:38:19
an hour can you come and i know i'm gonna bomb you're not just gonna bomb they're gonna boo you
00:38:24
they'll they're probably gonna try to attack you a little bit yeah you would there's no way i would do it money
00:38:30
they're gonna do it it's money those guys i don't even know what they got what did those guys get paid can you google that i'm sure the the [ __ ]
00:38:36
check that tyrone got was like insane in i mean it was disgusting how could
00:38:42
you turn it down at some point yeah what did tyrone woodley make what is this one website estimates paul
00:38:48
is guaranteed a million and will double that uh with his share of the pay-per-view money woodley uh half that he got a half
00:38:55
a million for the fight and then doubling that to a million after the pay-per-view money is counted so he gets a million bucks
00:39:01
not including all of the other [ __ ] promotions those guys are making so much money on the side
00:39:08
and i think that's wrong it's not wrong it doesn't seem worth it what do you mean they made a [ __ ] load
00:39:14
of money on that thing tyrone woodley listen tywin woodley for the last four ufc fights that he fought
00:39:21
he lost right yeah dana white was like he's done that's why he needs this i know but it's like a sad
00:39:28
ending to an illustrious career but isn't that don't we all kind of have a little bit of a sad ending no
00:39:34
i mean you you do you're gonna end up doing bad [ __ ] when it's all over we all are gonna make bad movies and tv shows
00:39:40
when it's all over i do those now you jump in the shark of your yeah i
00:39:46
wasn't doing it now but is it bad it's not um it's like it's like what would you
00:39:51
rather him walk away maybe i okay completely from this okay so imagine you and i right yeah
00:39:57
right and um let's suppose a lifetime movie came up to you and we'll give you
00:40:02
a million dollars to this really shitty tasteless you know i mean
00:40:08
um lifetime movie would you do it no exactly that's what that is i'm not at
00:40:14
the end of my career he can figure it out there's other things he could do he tried that's why he's been a broadcaster
00:40:20
right so he could have started a podcast are you his agent no he's he probably tried a bunch of stuff and he was like
00:40:25
[ __ ] it i'll fight this he's not even over he just ended his [ __ ] ufc i know and he must be a little bit nervous
00:40:30
why is he jumping in the ring with this kid i don't know somebody has to talk to him and go this is not a good thing because he lost right i know but well
00:40:36
yeah that's yes yes but no but yes but look at it like this you don't know his
00:40:41
private life he could be blowing money he could be in such debt dude i just heard a [ __ ] rapper on the radio
00:40:48
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00:40:53
he has eight kids by five different women and he's under 40. how the [ __ ] do you pay for all those
00:40:58
kids right you don't know he's like he might have six houses ten people out i know
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00:43:59
rudy i do you do right yeah i follow everybody but today you know because it's like bobby
00:44:04
bobby doesn't even follow me you don't follow fans i don't really follow you no i will
00:44:10
i will you follow george and you don't follow me so oh yeah oh what about the [ __ ] [ __ ] i was doing for you for the
00:44:15
last month yeah that's true but he got you so many followers you're right you're forgiven wait a minute you're forgiven wait a minute let
00:44:22
me see how many how many followers does george do you just fancy have now can i tell you what happens we can take those away pal i know can i tell you what
00:44:28
happened today though yeah what so 36 000. i was watching um cnn because of the the
00:44:35
hurricane ida is it ida yeah i love disasters me too don't you
00:44:41
well it's coming back right yeah it's going to ruin the gulf is it maybe is it in um i'm watching oh so i'm watching
00:44:46
the cnns and um i hear
00:44:52
stubbo what stubbo stub hoe stubbo like not from the tv
00:44:58
though right my dog stubs is like sitting next to me uh-huh and i'm completely naked
00:45:05
just on your floor no just on it on a seat in front of the tv in the living room
00:45:11
oh i know and i hear snow right so i go what the [ __ ] like i'm freaking
00:45:17
out and i look under the [ __ ] you know so we have the tv and there's like a um
00:45:23
cabinet underneath it yes and on top of my playstation there's a little white thing with a blue
00:45:30
light on it it's a camera it's a camera so they're spying on you with your little penis on the couch but all
00:45:37
weekend yeah i was doing weird [ __ ] what have you been doing no but i what i
00:45:42
do is i like put on the music no put on the music right i don't wear
00:45:48
clothes right and i'll just start you know what i mean dancing dancing in the living room with the dogs and stuff well
00:45:54
who has access to this just kalila or when i call kalala i go she's laughing and i'm like
00:46:01
is what's are you talking through this little device like yeah we've been staring at
00:46:06
you all weekend oh my god and now i turned it toward the wall good yeah wait rudy had to see you like that i don't
00:46:13
think it was rudy i pray to god she didn't have to see you like that but it's like tell me what now i think why did it happen there's
00:46:19
other cameras in there there's gotta be why does she need to spy on you oh it's for just for the dogs i don't know i
00:46:25
don't know man that seems weird she misses you or no i think it's that she thinks that
00:46:31
i'm doing stuff that's like scandalous what would you be doing having people over having like you know
00:46:38
orgies no [Music] touching the dogs inappropriately did you do something you weren't
00:46:43
supposed to do well i do i mm-hmm no well let's okay yeah it's not animal
00:46:50
cruelty i'll leave it i'm feeding them let's just say that oh [ __ ]
00:46:56
is that your dog texting you somebody but my mom it like i'll just read you it's texas don't make it like
00:47:02
it's a bad thing i love it but it's like she sends me these
00:47:07
because these are these poems oh i like the poems however hard the day
00:47:13
must have been today go to sleep with a positive attitude to make tomorrow's day
00:47:18
more fruitful good night that's beautiful it's dumb [ __ ] you that's beautiful understand
00:47:24
what that means really because it's in english yeah oh what is it in korean i don't know
00:47:29
but she sends me and then she sends me this the world can be amazing when you're
00:47:34
slightly strained in fact i know but look at how [ __ ] like
00:47:40
i don't know who this these people are that's the doors yeah and then it's like when you're straight here's another one
00:47:47
imagine if someone would have loved you the way you love them it could have changed everything like
00:47:52
what the [ __ ] you talking about you [ __ ] idiot that's giving her don't say that [Laughter]
00:47:57
that's giving her something to care i love you mom yeah she doesn't listen to this she doesn't listen to this this gives her hope for the new day no i love
00:48:04
it but it's like um does it do but i never send her a like a thing back you don't ever respond no i respond with
00:48:11
just texts send her back a poem i love you mommy i love you so much let's write
00:48:16
let's write your mama poem right now no way she's not that's the best part yeah but it's got
00:48:21
to be in this style if you got to put it on a car like a me me no we don't have time let's just make one up for her
00:48:27
right now let's text her right now something sweet all right what is it okay so let's say uh let's get this i
00:48:32
feel comfortable with this i don't know why it's fine i'm not going to say anything gross or mean go ahead
00:48:38
um when life in life when life
00:48:44
when life interludes interludes yeah
00:48:50
with your consciousness yep when life
00:48:56
interludes with your consciousness you must persevere you don't know how to spell that yeah wait consciously yeah
00:49:01
but they have spell check if i'm close it'll let you my life inter wait when life interludes with consciousness you
00:49:07
must persevere you must persevere
00:49:13
until the warmth wait hold on yeah you're right i don't know how to
00:49:18
spell perseverance you're absolutely right you must push through no persevere how do you spell it
00:49:24
per pe i did that already sa
00:49:31
oh there it is when life interludes with consciousness you must persevere
00:49:38
and let the light and let the light oh no i'm sorry no and follow the light
00:49:45
and follow no that's i don't want her to die is that a death thing yeah yeah to follow the light and she's gonna go okay
00:49:51
papi and she's gonna close her eyes and she'll follow like she's been dead but i mean i don't if she dies from it
00:49:57
i'll be so mad if we set this and she dies immediately yeah that's incredible all right let's do it yep so
00:50:03
it's worth it's worth it it's worth the benefit it's definitely worth a bit so when life interludes with no i can't say
00:50:08
it when life interludes with consciousness you must persevere
00:50:15
this doesn't make any sense okay baby until until the
00:50:21
lord until the lord until the lord confines you
00:50:27
blesses you so blesses you until the lord blesses you so read it
00:50:33
out loud i'm sorry for the sin i don't know why
00:50:39
when life interludes with consciousness you must persevere until the lord blesses you so
00:50:45
perfect by the way that'll end up i feel like that's in a t-shirt in korea somewhere
00:50:50
love you mom love you love you love us say i love us love us what doesn't make
00:50:55
any sense say i love us i love us yeah like you love her love for you and she's not it's it's too impersonal get
00:51:02
and do a kiss do kiss lips no that's it's incest it's his nest i'll do a heart
00:51:08
do like a do the i'm going to say love you i can't do the eggs do eggplant water where it's the wet water
00:51:15
like this exactly right okay
00:51:22
wow [Laughter] you know how good i am at that
00:51:28
the rhythm is good yeah one girl tried to hold me in just grab your butt yeah she goes no she wanted my baby i could
00:51:34
feel it really yeah that's a and i always announce it loudly yeah i'm about
00:51:39
to come well that's i go yeah right before i i started pulling out she and i got out you smoothly got
00:51:47
out i think i nutted on her inner thigh like and i got out i was like you try to get
00:51:53
me you're not going to get me he doesn't young blood yo johan doesn't know how to do that i don't know what his name is
00:52:01
obviously not or obviously he doesn't give a [ __ ] he just doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah it feels good to nut inside i mean we
00:52:08
shouldn't be talking this in front of jules but let me say something i mean you said it by the way his name is oh money bag yo
00:52:15
okay money back yellow all right so listen up money bag yo wherever you are i know you're listening
00:52:20
stop coming inside of these chicks yeah but it's not only that there's a money bag yo it's it's let me look at me look
00:52:26
at me right now does it feel good to nut inside with no condom yeah jules get out of
00:52:32
here get out of here it feels good right let's let's do the pg let's do like the pg
00:52:38
so does it feel good to ejaculate to relieve yourself without a condom to relieve yourself
00:52:43
peeing that's like peeing okay and that does feel good does it feel good to have unprotected
00:52:48
sex and and and finish inside orgasm finish yourself it feels great phenomenal let me ask you this no
00:52:54
another different question go ahead does it feel good relieving yourself with your hand
00:53:00
when you pull out yeah of course now what's the difference it's like let's say um well the difference is i
00:53:07
know pretty big i don't think so it's pretty big no because the emptiness inside is the same
00:53:15
when it's over when it's over that's the thing women don't comprehend yeah there's a moment that we have emptiness
00:53:20
inside sad you know there's an emptiness inside after i masturbate of course every i'm just
00:53:26
what you know this is what i did because you just killed 10 000 people yeah not only that but this is what i do i do it
00:53:31
and the first thing i do is i look at my hands and no i look like spider-man after a
00:53:37
bad day yeah like it didn't work one day in the [ __ ] web damn it yeah so it's like
00:53:43
you know like the thing was clogged in this thing yeah right so it's that's what it looks like oh it doesn't look like the end of a soap dispenser has
00:53:48
like yeah right so i'm like oh it didn't work you know and then it's like it's dripping
00:53:55
and i don't clean it right away what no no oh yeah what do you do you hang out with
00:54:00
it well it's like it's not like as if like it's an interesting thing no it's not yeah yeah yeah you put it on a
00:54:06
microscope no so i i look at it and i sometimes do this with my hands right like you're wet
00:54:12
like you have webbed and it creates it creates like a bat wing right and i'll just
00:54:18
like and look at it right and then but the the feeling inside is so empty yeah it's sad it's so sad am
00:54:25
there for like five minutes five minutes yeah and i'll just do this empty right [ __ ] dude but it's the same feeling when
00:54:31
you come inside i mean ejaculate inside a woman no it's not there's an emptiness inside yeah but you don't have but you
00:54:37
don't have to no it's not what does that happen is that every time do you a lot of times
00:54:42
i don't feel sad or empty when it's over like when i'm over and i ejaculate i scoop some out and i still do it
00:54:48
[Laughter] with my
00:54:54
it's a little it's it's but there's something sad and empty about it yeah you know what i'm saying i don't know why you're arguing well no i'm
00:55:00
saying masturbating is sad and empty that's the like when you were young and used to jerk off what did you do
00:55:06
magazine sock what did you do well the the the wall
00:55:13
i'm sorry and my mother my partner would shoot on the wall my poor mother of all the places that would be like okay no
00:55:19
because i had this re i had this duran duran poster and you were really into duran duran yes
00:55:25
so you would go but it was the rio poster but it was framed so if you saw my bedroom so you have the
00:55:31
bed which is a twin single a single
00:55:36
no it was a single it's a twin bed okay okay yeah so that that wasn't in the back
00:55:42
that was so your frame thing right that's hot to you but it looked like
00:55:48
she was crying [ __ ] oh my god bobby right so it's like i
00:55:54
would smear it like after i was done i would just not even look i would just smear it on there right gross
00:56:00
it dries yellow no so like shut up all right don't look at me like that right
00:56:05
she's disappointed yeah yeah so and then my mom this is what you came back every six months
00:56:10
would be like bobby what is why is so yellow you know what i mean that's art mom yeah and she would have to use a
00:56:16
[ __ ] uh like a [ __ ] like a whistleblower no razor blade and chisel it off oh my god
00:56:24
that's true though i never used a sock never no i was just
00:56:30
like you know magazines always for me always magazines what do you mean
00:56:36
victoria's secret i could not masturbate to that really yeah when i was in high school
00:56:42
what were you dr what were you thinking of was the internet didn't exist we didn't have the internet to jerk off no no we
00:56:47
there was a there was a we talked about this before there was a rock oh my god yeah the community would you you know what i
00:56:54
mean and then my friend alan meadows alan meadows my friend alan meadows
00:57:00
parents god rest their souls his dad had porn and him and i used to
00:57:06
i know but in your room what in your room i would borrow his magazines all those feelings
00:57:14
the excitement do you just get emotional [Laughter] missing the old porn days no it's not just the porn days it was the
00:57:21
the feeling of like um just hanging out with your friends riding your bike jerking off together
00:57:29
did that too yeah like or like my friend jason hill
00:57:34
he was in a band called um louis xiv you know them so he was the singer of
00:57:41
the but as a kid he lived right down the street from me so i remember jason um
00:57:47
he was in his garage he had never smoked pop before and i brought my bong over hell yeah and i was teaching him how to do it
00:57:53
and i just remember those moments as a kid you know yeah and there's a feeling like summers were
00:58:00
different there was just a feeling trust me i know i'm smoking weed in gara in a garage oh my god's the best the coolest
00:58:07
sitting on a couch smoking weed cigarettes yeah talking [ __ ] talking [ __ ] mad [ __ ] i
00:58:13
missed those i missed those days now it's like the end is coming it's right around the corner yeah yeah
00:58:19
i mean it's well you're 50 soon bud the end's coming i don't think you're gonna die anytime
00:58:25
soon but i do think that you're reaching your taiwan tyron woodley years
00:58:32
i don't think so no you're right dude you're feels different you're about to pop don't say that you're about to pop but i
00:58:38
feel like something different is happening what do you mean in society or you're my own life what is it
00:58:45
is kalila pregnant no that would be incredible it has more to do with the
00:58:50
business
00:58:56
you okay has more to do with the business well what is that tell me
00:59:01
like you're booking a lot of stuff you feel like it's wrong it's not just booking it's just uh i don't like talking about it but i will um
00:59:08
you love talking about first of all you love talking about it i don't like i don't love talking about it you loved hyping yourself up
00:59:15
no it's just kind of like you know you have always had great opportunity
00:59:20
no just don't honest i've known you bobby bobby i've i've i'm i have
00:59:27
i have made everything i've got okay nothing came my way nothing mixed drinks what was that a
00:59:32
show called mixology i had i i auditioned for that i didn't even get far i know but you're right
00:59:38
you got it you weren't right for it that's my point yeah but right you you always are right no you're always doing
00:59:45
stuff with seth rogen all these things no one thing i got cut out of dude this is a lie you're okay so what i'm saying
00:59:51
you've had a great life it's been okay and a great career yeah and i just i'm i'm just i just want a little i've got a tough
00:59:57
road i just want a little for myself that's all you've been go ahead that's so annoying no what you
01:00:04
annoy me no you annoy me [Laughter] yeah it's a [ __ ] montage it's a
01:00:11
[ __ ] video it's a montage for sure it's a vignette all right it made me cry either way yeah are you
01:00:18
happy to be back pull the mic towards your [ __ ] mouth i'm okay
01:00:24
are you sad to be back she's so bummed you are sad to be back because let me tell you something the response we got
01:00:30
from having doc willis on the show was great people love doc if you want to do you want to take off and us make doc
01:00:35
fill in permanently no you still want to be on the show okay okay i saw you guys measure
01:00:42
yourself when i wasn't here and you admitted that you were five too i know but he was saying no but you
01:00:48
admitted it i ended to stop you admitted i said he was 5'3 and i told him you're wrong because i'm
01:00:54
an inch taller than you if i'm 5'2 you're 5 1. okay but but how tall do you think you are
01:01:00
now what's that because we've got some old proof this is proof that you admitting on this
01:01:06
radio show from years ago how tall you are and you also do a lot of work with chelsea lately right yeah i do that i
01:01:11
was in crazy anatomy i was that girl remember you were a girl yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i was that girl in grey's anatomy that
01:01:17
was me bro i was in the i was in the show heroes remember that was me i was in the movie entourage right
01:01:25
i play basketball right insanity bro that's me bro
01:01:31
i do all that bro how tall are you bro what i'm a five two but let me see
01:01:36
the admittance you know you're five so funny what you're saying what you're doing right now you know you're five two
01:01:42
you said it for a year this was seven years ago you knew it yeah yeah you didn't get taller bub bob didn't get
01:01:48
taller bub bub bubby what i say in radio shows and podcasts
01:01:57
are lies okay and it's a fact so you've never said a truth on anything no not really no
01:02:05
so okay say it again what i say on radio shows is a lie that's a fact what i say on radio and podcast are a
01:02:12
lie that's a fact it's a fact print it because if you
01:02:17
like for instance everything i say is a lie that's a fact is that what you're saying yeah perfect
01:02:23
okay perfect but what i wanna i can back it up
01:02:30
i can back it up please i don't know how i'll show you because it's a lie
01:02:36
yeah even my backups are lies okay okay so i'm going to prove to you okay please
01:02:43
there's a story a lovely and lady had three boys
01:02:48
three very lovely boys girls oh with three girls i'm sorry you have no nobody has no you know what
01:02:54
that's from no brady bunch pull the mic to your face even if you're slouchy pouch yeah no
01:02:59
[Laughter] people are so happy that she's back they
01:03:05
get so excited where's jules where's joe's and then she comes back and she just gets to fall into her chair yeah
01:03:11
like those pot commercials when they're like don't do pot and that girl's smelling into the couch you know that stupid commercial it was the first day
01:03:16
of college today did you have class today we lied everybody told them you were going to what new mexico what did we say
01:03:23
yeah yeah everyone's not asking me about new mexico if i went there
01:03:28
some people in albuquerque were so excited to see you how was the first day of class school well you didn't go right
01:03:34
it was online it was fine no cute boys is it zoom
01:03:39
well you can't really see how cute someone is on zoom can you i think you can
01:03:44
how many you not everyone's on one screen you swipe to see the rest of the people you can
01:03:50
put them all on one screen right you do the swipe to see everyone interesting do you think that they were
01:03:56
swiping going oh that's a cute girl or do you think any of them knew who you were i don't think so is there a chat at all
01:04:02
yeah there's a chat does no one said anything like hey rudy jules no [ __ ] but she did get recognized at the airport
01:04:09
yeah in hawaii in hawaii really just by yourself was collided there well they said hi to her huh yeah i want
01:04:16
her to be alone somewhere and somebody recognizes well that's why because she was because we're going to cancun oh yeah we're going to cancun by
01:04:22
the way but people need to go she wants to bring kalila and i'm saying don't why so she can have an experience
01:04:28
with us oh yeah just us yeah the crew the crew cool face
01:04:33
i know if you don't want to do it why you want to bring kaleila because you want a partner in crime yeah yeah i
01:04:40
get that she wants her butt that's why can we be the partners she doesn't like us like that
01:04:45
yeah by the way but show that um do you remember we talked to okay we talked to a band called the bobby lee's
01:04:52
look at this this was posted on the reddit there's a guy there's an mma fighter named bobby lee who's a redhead okay do
01:04:58
you know this guy no look at zoom in on this guy he renamed himself bobby lay though he's
01:05:04
a red yeah for us no no that's his general name his real name is robert lee
01:05:10
really sketch but i feel like we should support this guy yeah i think we should support can we do can we bad friends can can we
01:05:16
sponsor a fighter let's sponsor this guy i want to sponsor bobby lee the fighter
01:05:21
so if he's out there anybody knows he's 12 6-0 pretty good there's an mma fighter named bobby lee
01:05:27
that looks like he could be related to santino he's a ginge dude he's from the party nation yeah
01:05:33
and and 12 6-0 is not bad it's not great though it's not weak he needs because this is
01:05:38
like 12-6-0 in like regional yeah the scene yeah
01:05:43
he's like local bar fights 12 6-0 i know if he went to the you know like he had fought edson barbosa he wouldn't have
01:05:50
ribs left well let's see what well what's his weight go go down what's his weight class
01:05:55
let's see we got to get him in better he's 155. oh he's lightweight not that's not good that's not good no yeah he's
01:06:01
got it you got it let's sponsor him let's sponsor because look it says career disclosed earnings zero dollars yeah yeah he's fighting out of saint
01:06:07
cloud minnesota maybe he has a event and venmo maybe we can look it up
01:06:13
we can have george look into it to see if we can do it you know but how bad how cool would it be if we sponsored a fighter and he has bad friends shorts on
01:06:18
when he fights would that be awesome great on the shorts this is bad friends in the back but would be bummer as if he continued
01:06:25
to lose and then right and then those bad friends there's blood on it and dry that's all they take pictures of yeah
01:06:31
two losers on podcast sponsor man whose career is going down i hope bobby lee does i hope he starts bucking up
01:06:37
what's the other one uh pete that you were gonna show me there's a slide guitarist named bobby lee is there
01:06:44
oh this is a great so last couple weeks ago we showed the cambodian army and they beat the [ __ ]
01:06:51
out of you yeah okay in india they do a live physical in front of everybody look at this
01:06:56
okay just want to make sure both are there one one two one two good nice stick one two
01:07:04
nice thick one two there
01:07:09
one two right there nice good snake right left there it is how weird that this is their physical
01:07:15
yeah they want to make sure you got two balls and a peen let me ask you this if there was a woman there
01:07:21
wanting to be a part of the you know i mean the army would he be able to do it he has to
01:07:26
he would that's part of the code oh sorry he spent like 20 minutes down there yeah
01:07:31
like i still don't feel it where are your balls it is that this and by the way a guy
01:07:37
following him with a piece of paper yeah he's just going down the line grabbing
01:07:42
their peanut what a weird yeah i want to see one move i want to see one get a little i want to see one pop up so bad
01:07:50
how strange this is part of their army routine huh or he just says that to them oh the other guy was like oh let me check it
01:07:57
out yeah i want to make sure yeah i need to make it yeah yeah he didn't touch any of the other guys oh there's my friend jim
01:08:03
by the way how funny is it yeah how funny is it that these guys go back to their oh my god oh my god these guys go
01:08:10
back like the barracks and they're like it was hard him grabbing our dicks in front of each other and then all the other groups are like nobody grabbed our
01:08:16
team that's just this guy that's just this dude yeah yeah his way go back go back a
01:08:21
little bit he points to him right there he points to him watch us he's like
01:08:28
oh he's just nice oh he's just nice just like my dad's
01:08:33
i guess he got to do this in some countries just to make sure that i think we should reenact this george george come up here george you have to reenact
01:08:39
we're the soldiers we got to make sure which one am i i don't want to do this hey yeah you i
01:08:46
want we want to make sure yes i want to see what your style is yeah we want it here you're still built go ahead come here george come here we
01:08:52
don't want to do it test out test out bobby to make sure he's good enough to podcast there you go george make sure he's good
01:08:58
enough to podcast oh nice and are they both there
01:09:04
very good you're ready to go to war i'm ready to go i'm ready to go well that'll be a meme yeah yeah
01:09:10
can we make it barely touched it can we make that an nft can we make you get it like balls touch an nft
01:09:16
yeah we can do that right an fft i just am learning i know what i oh you're probably ft about property
01:09:23
non-fungible token do you know what i'm talking about google and nft you know what this is
01:09:28
rudy don't you don't know what this is it's like your generation nft look you can sell buy and sell these things
01:09:35
look steph curry just bought the sad monkey look at that steph curry the board ape that's what
01:09:41
it's called and and it was 180 000 all it is is what you see right there he
01:09:48
bought that he bought it the the the the digital writers
01:09:53
yeah you can also like buy scenes yes and like and like youtube like
01:09:58
moments or correct like somebody could buy like one if you and i say something they can buy
01:10:04
that moment well no we would own the rights to that for they would have to purchase it from us yeah that's what i'm saying we own the copyright right right
01:10:10
but like we could sell a moment okay so look board apes sold back in may for .68
01:10:15
ethereum and now it's worth 180 000 i get it but it's like i don't know
01:10:22
because we're not because we're old er yeah we're older [ __ ]
01:10:27
like pansexual we are pansexual are we what does pansexual mean
01:10:32
i don't know i'm trying to learn all this stuff can you google what pansexual is i don't know all those terms that's why
01:10:38
let's learn right now let's learn pansexual not limited sexual choice regard to biological sex gender identity
01:10:44
so pansexual means like you could have sex with an ottoman or i i don't know like could be not an object
01:10:50
no uh i think it's got to be human oh no towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity so you can like
01:10:55
another right but why is that bisexuality no bisexual is this this says
01:11:01
emotional attraction romantic or emotional attracting towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity
01:11:08
bisexual fall is probably under the umbrella of pansexual hmm because bisexual you like men and
01:11:13
women this is saying you can like people if they don't identify as a man or a woman
01:11:18
yep i think i think i think and what's the binary one that they have non-binary non-biological binary just means man or
01:11:25
woman non-binary means you know non-binary means you're [ __ ]
01:11:30
you're gender fluid gender queer it's an umbrella term for identities
01:11:35
that are neither male nor female right you don't identify as a man or a woman because when i was in hungary did i tell you about this
01:11:41
there was one girl that is non-binary okay and me and this other girl actress
01:11:47
is going to meet this girl and my actress friend said we're meeting them yeah you don't say
01:11:52
that you say right so i go oh she's bringing her friendship no it's just her and then when we're walking to this
01:11:58
place she was like you know i mean explain to me i like i didn't know right of course i don't know
01:12:04
and then when i saw her i did a joke and she's five what you said she her she she her oh wow
01:12:11
you did in the middle of telling it you already violated her i know exactly
01:12:16
[ __ ] but when i saw them i said hey you guys
01:12:22
funny right funny she's like no what what i'm saying though is this hey you
01:12:28
guys is like it's like saying uh uh [ __ ] and you know [Laughter]
01:12:34
it's like saying uh what what's up you don't mean what's up i know i know
01:12:39
but what i'm saying is hey you good what i'm saying is i want to learn i have no
01:12:45
prejudices and i will accept whatever you are whatever these new rules are
01:12:51
yeah these new things i'm open to it yeah i guess it's so confusing i'm sorry it's like i'm telling this
01:12:57
what's your name i'm gonna call you your name that's how i feel what's your [ __ ]
01:13:03
name cause i'm gonna get confused and i'm gonna [ __ ] up you [ __ ] up four times in half a minute if they go you ha emily is gonna be
01:13:10
there and they are non-binary and gender fluid and pansexual yeah and so and so
01:13:16
something something i'm gonna go listen i can't wait to see emily all right then you see emily what do you say hey em how
01:13:21
are you i want you to say plural emilies hey emily's how are you oh there we go
01:13:26
over with right and then if someone there's a weirdness there no and then i'm gonna refer to you by your name if someone goes
01:13:32
um what does she want to go emily wants tacos ah let's go to the name go to the
01:13:38
[ __ ] you understand it's your generation yeah you guys [ __ ] did all this [ __ ] yeah i'm confused with it no i'm our
01:13:44
generation we don't you know you and i
01:13:49
we care we don't care yeah i care i don't care no my point is i don't care whatever you want to be i
01:13:55
don't care yeah i want you to love it i don't [ __ ] care but we but it's i
01:14:00
know we don't care so tell me your [ __ ] name i know but we still i still i still want to learn i know no rules
01:14:06
but we don't but by the way there's too many [ __ ] rules look go back one slide go back one slide
01:14:12
look uh look click on an umbrella
01:14:18
it's like a [ __ ] novel dude it's a novel i don't know right queer
01:14:23
fluid poly pan other bi hetero flexibility
01:14:28
lesbian flexible hetero flexible yeah i have to learn all of you your name's [ __ ] emily no
01:14:35
all right no i'm not saying i'm i'm being open-minded you're allowed to be whatever you want
01:14:41
yeah i don't i don't the nuances are so [ __ ] specific i'm sorry good fluid
01:14:46
what's this zoom in a little bit because attraction was changes or might change over time it says heteroflexible that means
01:14:54
are usually attracted to people of genders different from their own but might occasionally be attracted to
01:15:00
people of gender similar to their own so maybe buy it's called maybe baby buy that's the new one maybe
01:15:06
just say bye no no hey no all right i'm hetero effect flexible
01:15:11
you're heteroflexible i'm heteroflexible you can touch your toes and you [ __ ] chicks i don't get it i
01:15:18
honestly all it means to me is you don't make any sense you touch your toes and you [ __ ] chicks
01:15:23
yeah that's heteroflex oh that's why okay i get it honestly i'm being serious
01:15:29
when i say this yeah i have friends who are gay i have friends who are bi i i l i love them all right i don't
01:15:36
[ __ ] but let's go let's read some more above zoom up above fluid attraction which changes or might change
01:15:43
over time towards people of various genders this just means you haven't figured it out yet yeah
01:15:48
people who are used okay homo
01:15:54
vegetable flexible is somebody who eats veggies while they [ __ ] [Laughter] no it's called les it's called
01:16:01
flexible people people who are usually attracted to people of gender similar to their own but might occasionally be attracted to people of gender is
01:16:07
different from their own this is getting too specific yeah that's called sometimes bisexual maybe yeah
01:16:13
it should say sometimes bisexual maybe or maybe not again you know what the end of this is you're emily
01:16:20
right you're [ __ ] emily you're emily emily sometimes [ __ ] girls that's emily sometimes emily [ __ ] guys
01:16:26
sometimes emily [ __ ] girls who wish that they were guys sometimes wishing they were [ __ ] girls but
01:16:31
sometimes emily will decide to be chad then say i'm chad today
01:16:36
all right and i'll go hey chad right and then the ch and chad would be like what's up whoa jack
01:16:43
but chad will go i know i was emily yesterday about that chad will go and chad will go don't call
01:16:48
me he even though i won't go by chad and i go right i'm not going to call you a [ __ ] uh he or they or them or she
01:16:54
calling you [ __ ] chat right all day i'm calling you let me ask you this though we should wear my name feel about
01:17:00
it huh i know this i i know that we're we are willing to bend and learn these new you
01:17:07
know i mean sure but how do you feel about it how i just said do you really feel that
01:17:13
way of course i don't care what you want to be because
01:17:19
what if they want you to care i don't care i don't care about everybody that's insane
01:17:24
i care about the people i know but if i'm emily i want you to care like emily i barely [ __ ] know you no let's
01:17:31
say we're good friends and i'm lesbian flexible okay all right i want you do you care about it
01:17:37
no yeah i want you to care i think and i think that's the problem here's why why do i care about your
01:17:42
sexuality because i want you that's the least important part of our friendship right you're my friend okay i care that
01:17:50
we have cool conversations we go to concerts together we get high together okay i care that we [ __ ] hang out i don't
01:17:56
give a [ __ ] what kind of person you want to [ __ ] suck and whatever do you see what i'm saying
01:18:02
do you see what i'm saying yeah do you like you don't what your generation is you don't care right you hope people do
01:18:09
their thing and be happy i don't [ __ ] you're heterosexual right yeah are you anything else
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are you lesbian flexible maybe i could be or heteroflexible i mean yeah maybe i could be heteroflexible because you
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might sometimes be attracted to women yeah okay so she's heteroflexible i might be heterosexual flexible you are
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heteroflexible you're bisexual okay thank you for being about what you
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are you're bisexual i'm hetero i want to be hetero that's you can't dictate what i am listen emma
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i'm killing you where you are listen i'm heteroflexible sure okay okay good i want you to accept that and be happy
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with that i would you know what i do accept this for everybody but you why because i don't accept you in my
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heart no my mom again hold on oh what did your mom say always find a reason to smile
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she said well let's write her again no because i think please use about this please bob all right let's do another
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one here we go ready right the waves of time the waves of time
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may shift the sands of our lives may shift hold on
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may shift the sands of our lives shift the sands
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of our lives but they will never take but they will never take they
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will never take our freedom william wallace william wallace you have to end with a
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braveheart quote is that a real william wallace quote are you serious yeah never take our
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freedom no he said before that was just my head oh so the waves of time may shift the sands
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of our lives but they will never take our freedom by the way that's going up on a [ __ ] shirt somewhere
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good night mom oh and also will you write this to your mom no no no please please well you're right thank you for being a bad friend
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to your mom okay thank you for being no because she doesn't get okay thank you
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i love your mom hold on thank you being bad
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okay oh we need to address two things real fast and then we're done what one bobby is turning 50 but we can no longer
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have the party you have to say it the fans want to be having a party but what we're going to do is the winners are going to do a zoom call with us yeah
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sadly sadly no the restrictions are making it so we can't delta [ __ ] delta [ __ ] delta thank you so
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much for sending in the video submissions you know it's i we've seen all of them
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we saw we did watch a [ __ ] load a lot of them yeah and i really appreciate it you know it makes it feel good that you guys
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are um we appreciate you when we're sorry that we can't have the party it's no more party time um rudy now that
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you're back you gotta end us again go look in your camera and say it mama thank you for being a bad friend welcome
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back
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for 20 off your pulley nope all right for 20 no i'm out of the left hold on let me
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finish it i gotta do this last one sure for twenty dollars off your buffy comforter visit buffy dot co in her
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bedroom i got it right here let me just say stop laughing right jewels for twenty dollars
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after buffalo for twenty dollars off your buffy comforter
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let me just do it you can do that all right
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you
