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Introduce yourself into the mic though. You got Can I come in walking and say something? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. I actually want you to dictate. Do what you do. Be free, dude. Amazing. Yeah. It's incredible.
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Yeah. So, before Fancy left to Spain, he left a clone and he told me to tell you that
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you forgot your fifth doses of of authentic today. Crushed. That joke crushed. That was good. It's a good joke. It was a good joke. That was good. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Very good. They were good.
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Dude, you're you're you're you're on fire. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
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A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Hey, what's up bad friends? This weekend
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I'm in Brea. Brea Improv. Come out and see me. Southern California. Support your boy Brea. Then I'm in Tempee. Come
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out and see me ASU. Uh I'm in Hammond, Indiana. Then I go to Windsor, Ontario. Bethlehem, PA, Hanover, Maryland,
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Atlantic City, New Jersey, then down south by San Diego at Valley Center. Then I'm in Canyonville, and finally I'm
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in Las Vegas. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsino.com. Introduce yourself so the fans know who
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you are and to tell the story because maybe some people don't remember. They don't remember story. Oh, I sent a video submission on for me
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to be fancy be replacement. It's going to be harder to understand than fancy. I know. I know. This is what I like. I
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like the challenge. What's your name? Christopher. Yeah, Christopher coming. Andreas. Andre. No, we call you the big C.
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The big C. And let me tell you something at Big C. We're so happy to have you here. For fans. Well, let me shut up.
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Let me say this for fans at home that want to know. Uh Fancy B is taking a little bit of a leave. He's dealing with family stuff.
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We love Fancy. We miss him so much. We wish him and his family the best. And for the time being, our lovely uh Fancy
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is being temporarily replaced by the Big C. Now, Big C, the floor is yours. Take it away. Yeah. The Big C.
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Yeah. Followed by the Big D. Dominican Republic. Okay. Okay. Anyway, this guy and he's just average, by the way.
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Yeah. We We're Okay. I can't give him anymore. What about What about the song that you wrote? Can you sing the song that you
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wrote? Song that you wrote for us. Yeah. Yeah. The song. You wrote a song. You wrote a song and you remember it? It goes like this.
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D [Music] big C is down big and take over guys. Yeah. I'm not a singer. Big C. Yeah. Big C. You have to just make up a song.
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Yeah. That's all you have to do. That's the only way you're going to be able to keep this job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ready? And it doesn't it doesn't have to be good.
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Can I do it in Japanese? Even though Yeah. Do it in Japanese. Yeah. Might as well. Might as well. might as well speak
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Japanese. No, but I watch a lot of anime. So, here we go. Ready? I might be throwing people off like
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yeah, give that. That's good. Once you start, you can't stop. You can't stop, dude. When you have sex, do you stop midway?
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I mean, I haven't done it in like 13 years. So, oh, so you haven't made love in in 13 years.
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My mom and everyone that I know is is going to watch it. So, Oh, so in about 13 probably. I haven't been with somebody.
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The D hasn't met Deb. D and the B. Oh, now do you prefer men or women? Uh, woman. Okay. You're allowed to have whatever
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you want. Yeah. I mean, I felt you were on the fence there. Yeah. You I'm not in Yeah. commit. I I I was going to say man, but because I
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got uh you know, you got scared. The pressure the pressure, right? The pressure because you did say you said my you said
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my D hasn't met any B. So, but is what you're referring to. I mean U the B U. BU. Yeah. It's not how they call it the the B. A vagina. Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, a V. A V. Oh, I see. I thought you said B. I said you could be a butt man. I don't
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know. I wouldn't mind going. Are you a butt man? Are you a butt man? I I wouldn't mind trying it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You've never tried it? No. Not with a guy. Yeah. Yeah.
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Maybe if if they put on like a wig or something. Sure. No, I I don't think so. I don't think
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so. Carlos can help you out with that kind of stuff. Yeah, Carlos can. Well, welcome. Welcome to Los Angeles. Carlos is losing like 60% so I don't
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know if I can do that. Of his hair? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So hair is the standard for you
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kind of. Okay, we'll get you. We'll get you but only at the top. No here. My challenge for you tonight, our
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challenge. Our challenge is to get somebody Where do you live? Uh Albany. Albany, New York. Somebody in the
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Albany, New York area. Yeah, I would love it. Preferably a vagina. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Imagine if we had him live switching the
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show how how [ __ ] up it would be. Yeah. Yeah, it' be [ __ ] up. You have to cut like 10 seconds every but any
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nice person a preferably a woman but it doesn't it doesn't need to be from like Albany I I can move I can move
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around in the general New York area. Yeah. Upstate New York. Yeah. Onian. If you live in Oni,
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we talked about this in the in the car. Yeah. And I said that I wanted two options.
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One I want an Asian one. I want from a nation. Yeah. And one actually make that three.
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Okay. Oh my god. So greedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're greedy. But I prefer 13 years and you're greedy.
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Yeah. I I prefer to have this. Okay. Go ahead. Asian plays game games and watches
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anime. Okay. So you want an Asian woman that watches anime and what else? Uh plays games.
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Plays games. Like what kind of games? Any game. All right. Solitaire. I mean video video. Video games.
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Oh video games. Okay. Hey, let's um I'm not into gambling. All right. So, you want to grow like Hello.
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Other than Gacha? Yes. Uh uh Pixie, do you like um the anime that I just draw? Yeah. You want to play War Zone? I don't play War Zone. Do Do you want to play um Fortnite?
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Last time I played Fortnite. This is why it took 13 years. Yeah. Yeah. You got to be more You're very specific. So, what kind of
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gre of game now? No, I will. If she's if she tells me to go play a game with her, I will
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probably do it. I just did. War Zone. You missed out. Big C lives in Albany, New York. He was a fan of the show. He
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submitted to replace Fancy. I'm I'm still I'm still a fan of the show. You're still Right.
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What did he say? I don't even know what he just said. I'm still a fan. This You said that. I was This will be the longest hour we've ever
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done. No, no, it's good. No, I'm think we're cooking. It's amazing. And the big C. You're from Alb, New York, and you're originally from the Dom
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Dominican Republic. The DR. Can I interrupt one second? Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Go.
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Yeah, man. Let him. Let him. No, it's in like about two months, I'm going to be moving to Florida. So, why are you going to Florida?
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My mom is moving. So, I'm going with her. She moves. You You move. You live with your mom kind of. Yeah.
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Yeah. Remember, he lives downstairs. Do you speak Spanish? Yes. Speak some. I I is good.
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I is very good beginning. I I from the basement of my mom's house to here. I just keep going down and down. Oh no. No.
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Oh no. You think this is below your mom's basement? Oh my god. I thought this I love you guys. I We love you. We flew you out here just to hang with you.
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Wow. You guys can You want a war one day? I can have a war with you. Yeah. He's looking for a war.
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Yeah. You want a war, bud? I think I can win, Bobby. In a physical fight, probably. Yeah, I think so, too. And I never fought someone. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I did like like back in high
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school. But did you get in fights at the Dominican Republic when you were young? One time. One time. And how did that go?
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Probably like a draw. Probably a draw. The confidence. You never You never finished. You never finished. You never finished.
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You guys neither. You know why you didn't finish? You started crying. Yeah. When was the last time you cried, Pixie? Probably like playing a a game.
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I mean, the story is super good. That's why I cry. So, yeah. Yeah. You know, when the story is so good that
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the tears just start. Oh, like you're playing Last of Us and you're like, "Oh my god, I never play The Last.
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What do you What do you I mean I I I play mostly PC games. I know that The Last of Us is on PC, but I know. When I'm at What's the last game
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you cried? I would say Scen of Day three. Bring it up. I want to see. Scene of Day three. Scene of Day three. Scen of Oh, lovely. Oh, lovely. I'm I'm about to cry. Just
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look. Oh, look at that. It's a JRPG. This story is amazing. Tell us tell us the story.
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I don't want to spoil the game. No one's going to play that game, dude. Our fans are not going to play this game. I promise you. No. If they are,
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they're not. They are. [ __ ] tell the story and condense it. I don't I don't want that. You're driving me crazy. You're driving
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me crazy. Just [ __ ] give me the condensed version right now, dude. I'm trying to save the game so you can
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play it, too. Because I'm not going to play it. I don't have a PC. You don't have to have a PC. It's on Switch.
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I got to tell you, I don't know if the fans are going to like his voice or hate his voice. Yeah, cuz I like it.
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I like it. It's It's very It's pitchy. Dominic can Mickey Mouse. Can Mickey Mouse. It wouldn't be a voice on better sleep
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or those, you know, sleep. You You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Disney like if you told a story on better sleep
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or one of those apps that makes you want to relax I don't think that would be a good voice. This Disney couldn't afford to hire me
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so you guys did. So yeah I can't stand him. Try to try to do a better sleep like a
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meditation. So it's like I'm I got the app right and I put you know the big C. I press the button.
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You've selected the big C. Yeah. He will now put you to bed. Yeah. And now there's a there's a there's a song.
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You're bone. You're relaxed. Try to get us relaxed. Don't try to get us. Come on, Bobby.
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No. No. It's not. No. No. It's Well, yeah. Yeah. The app doesn't know it's my name. Could be AI. Yeah. It's Yeah. Just
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when you when you download the app, it makes you put in your name. Okay. All right. I'm downloading a Bobby. Okay. Enter. Go ahead. And now you selected the big C.
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And big C. Um, Bobby, if you play the scene of BL series, you are 100% going to cry. You can go back to sleep now.
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I'm not sleep yet. Press the X to exit the app. Okay. Really good. Wow. Really good. Yeah. I almost fell asleep. Yeah. Yeah. The Big C. Tell us about your journey
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here to Los Angeles. For the fans that don't know, you applied to replace Fancy B. We flew you out here. Your f Is this your first time in LA?
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Yes. And how was the experience? Normal. Normal. Right. That's what we're going for. Took a plane, roll a car, guy here.
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Did you enjoy the plane ride? Was it fun? Do you do you fly a lot? I don't What What you guys What do you call fun?
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What do we call fun? Yeah. Oh jeez. That's interesting. Go hanging out with friends. But I'm saying, was it a Were
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you excited? Grapefruit juice. I mean I mean be the days coming down to today they were excited exciting [Music]
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who was excited I was excited they you were excited you were excited for today to be here to be here and so far you are are you nervous super happy
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are you nervous no oh good I I was before I was here but not anymore okay I feel like we connected already we did We did. What do you do to calm your nerves? What do you do to calm yourself down?
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I just I think I think I can I can tell reality from fantasy, right? God. God. He's very, you know, he's a [ __ ] crazy person. Yeah, he's enlightened. People call me that.
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I don't think you're crazy. And I'm saying that in the event that you do murder us, this will be evidence.
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I don't got the the balls to do that. You do? Yeah. So, do you want to move to Florida or would you rather move to here?
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Do I have a choice? Yeah, we just gave you one. Yeah, I don't know. You seem like you might be a good fit to
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keep doing the show depending on how the rest I don't know. Please hire me. You want to be hired? I mean, what can you But what can you do for the show? Cuz Fancy is going to come back.
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I mean, if you need someone to clean the bathroom, I think we got you to do it. [Laughter] I don't know who he was looking at. I
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think he was looking at me. He was looking at me. I was looking at you. Yeah. Who are you looking at?
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Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Dude, Bob's my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're friends. We're
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friends already. Yeah. Oh, we're not friends. We are friends. I'm the one that [ __ ] flew you out here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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You know who got you out here? Me, you [ __ ] Yeah. I didn't do anything. Yeah. I'm playing I'm playing you. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah.
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Big C, it's over for you and me. This is the war now. This is a [ __ ] war. The big scene, I love you. What? You still need people for tag?
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This guy's unbelievable. This guy's amazing. He's unbelievable. Yeah. How long you in town for? George can clean the bathroom.
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George, maybe a fourth mic at Tiger Belly tomorrow. You can have them. Are you really mad? I'm live. Don't be like I'm playing. I'm playing.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No need to get. Oh, no. No, no, no need to get. Need to get. Need to get.
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No need to get right. No, no. Need to get No need to get. All right. So, I'm I'm going to give um Andrew my my belated birthday present to
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him. Oh, thank you. Right. But I want you to do like a mafia kind of a you know what I mean? Song if you can.
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What? What about if I don't do it like a maf? I can do a mafia but not a song. How are you going to do it? The I can actually change my voice to sound deeper. Let's hear it.
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Here we go. Tell me what to say. Okay. A mafia. I don't watch a lot of I haven't watched
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the the grandfather. Is that the mafia? Yeah. The grandfather. Yeah. Bada boom bada bing. Something like that. Ba boom bada bang. Yeah. Just repeat bada boom bada bang in
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a deep voice. Bada boom bada booming. Whoa. I sound I sound like a Jamaican. Yeah. Yeah. Like a Jamaican black market pineapple dealer. Yeah. Yeah.
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Bada boom bada boom bada bing. Andrew. Wow. Wow. This guy I don't I keep doing bada boom bada bing bada boom bada bing. Keep doing bada boom bada bing bada boom bada bing.
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Happy birthday d. Give mafia style. Give Andrew his present please. Bobby. Happy birthday. Oh my. What are you doing? What? This is my gift
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because I called your wife before your birthday weeks in advance. Yeah. And she's like, I just don't know. I You
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know what I mean? I don't like stuff. I know. So, it's like we couldn't come up with anything. So, in my mind, I'm like, I don't know what to do.
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Okay. You know what I mean? So, I just decided to do what I wanted. That's very sweet. What I would want you mean?
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Is that something that friends do all the time? Give each other gifts for birthdays.
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Yeah, we do that. Yeah. Do you not have birthdays? When's your birthday? Call your friend's wife.
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Yeah. See what he's doing. Yeah. He's I know. He's trying to call cause a civil war. He's [ __ ] my wife. Is that now? Are you turned on? His wife is my friend. Yeah.
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You know what I mean? And every birthday I call her and go, "What? What should I get him?" Yeah. And this year, she was just like,
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I just he has everything he needs. So, what do you give a guy that has everything? I mean,
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just love and affection. Love and love. a Dominican friend. Well, we have one now.
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Now he Now he does. You're my Dominican friend. When's your birthday, Chris? The 25th of August.
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Oh, so we p Yeah. It's the same exact birthday as my brother. Is I told you when we did the interview
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that it was that same week. That's right. That was Okay. Your birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway,
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32. Yeah. Yes. In next August 25th, what would you like for your birthday? You want mafia style?
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I'm about to I I don't want this to sound rude. I think it's gonna Yeah, but usually for my birthday since probably like around age 20
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26, all I get is like probably a pistachio ice cream. You He is like um the antithesis of Yes. And in improv. I know. He's anti-improv.
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Anti-impro. The reason is I I'm not picky when it comes to food. So, what are you picky with?
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Well, with women, it's very specific. Yeah. It's not that I'm picky. I would like my
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woman to be like that. It's just I mean, we all have dreams. What are your dreams?
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Yeah. What are your dreams? I barely when I go to sleep, I barely have any dreams.
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You don't remember your dreams? I remember one maybe the last week. What it had to do with family stuff? Okay. Tell us the dream. Tell us the dream. Moving. The dream was about the moving.
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Are you scared to move to Florida? No. You're excited? I'm actually I'm actually kind of happy.
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I haven't told this to my mom, but yeah, I think it's a good thing for me because that way I like to play the One Piece card game,
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so they have more location to play the game there. This is Dominican. Dude, dude, Dominican Bobby. No, no, no. This is Dr. Bobby.
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No, no, that's not. This is Dr. Bobby. I would never locate a One Piece card game facility. Who's
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that? That's him dressed as a One Piece. Don Flamingo. That's from One Piece. Is this your alter ego?
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No, that's just a cosplay. Don Flamingo. Yeah, Don Flamingo. You can see the pink and the I do see it. Yeah, I definitely see the Don Flamingo.
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Yeah. Yeah. Don Flamingo. Don Flamingo. Wow. That's your alter ego. And give me Don Flamingo's voice. How does he sound when people go, "Don Flamingo, let me get a photo." How do you feel? He He sounds just exactly like my my deep
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voice. Let's hear Don Don Flamingo, can we get a picture? So, every Very good. Okay.
00:19:07
Don Don Flamingo, can I get a photo with you? It's so good to see you. How are you? When I
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Yeah. Yeah. Do the voice. I just I just want to explain something before I do the voice.
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Oh, it kind of is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, explain the voice and then we'll do the act. act out.
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Let me let me do the the reason why I use this voice, the deep voice, because sometimes it's hard to people for people to understand me when I use this one. Yeah. Can you switch your voice? Let's
00:19:39
just see if you can do deep for a while. Go deep for a while. So, it's hard for people to understand
00:19:45
my other voice, my normal voice. Yeah. But with this one, they can kind of understand better. I think this is your normal voice. No, he's not.
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Really? But try how about for the next five minutes do deep voice. Let's see what's
00:23:51
what's clearer. Okay. For the next five minutes. Five minutes. Yeah. Yeah. How are you?
00:23:56
I'm good. So, your trip to LA, but the laugh is still high. I keep the laugh high. I like that. I like the
00:24:02
[ __ ] I don't know how to change it. Do you have any plans here in LA that you look forward? Do you want to do
00:24:08
something in LA tomorrow? I'm only here for one day. So, I don't have a lot of plans all the day.
00:24:13
Do you want to stay for another day? Can I? What would you do for another day? I did bring my my Switch, too, so I can
00:24:20
play some games in there. Good. Wow, that's very good. Yeah. Now, you're obsessed with Japanese
00:24:26
culture. What is it? I'm not obsessed, but I I like it. I would say obsessed. I think obsessed.
00:24:32
I think you're more Japanese than uh Dominican. That's what he listened to on the plane the whole way here. I asked him, he said J-pop. J-pop.
00:24:37
What is J-pop? Japanese pop. I know, but like who's the famous group that you like? Not K-pop. K-pop is better. No.
00:24:46
I don't Wait, wait. What do you have a problem with Koreans for? That's what I believe.
00:24:51
You have a You have a problem with Koreans? Problems with Koreans? Yeah. Yeah. Because Koreans, we have the
00:24:57
best pop. But I don't listen to it. I It's not that I don't listen to it. I just like J-pop better. Yeah, but Okay. Why do you like J? So,
00:25:09
you have a specific fetish with Japanese people. Haven't you heard like the way that they
00:25:14
speak the language? It's It's like so cool. Oh, I think I think they got blessed.
00:25:21
They got the looks, the language. The only thing that they didn't got blessed with was with the pee pe the pee pe
00:25:28
size. The pee pe size, dude. That but that that's a stereotype. Hold on. No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. That That's a Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Chris, is it a true stereotype?
00:25:40
Yeah. Well, tonight when you go to We Spa, you're going to be able to see. Yeah. Do I have to go naked in there? No. You can wear shorts and MO knows how
00:25:52
to do it. They have shorts there and you'll be able to compare because there's there's a lot of naked Asian men
00:25:57
there. I mean to in my case, I'm not a [Laughter] I'm not a shower. I'm more like a grower. Ah, yes. You're Yeah, me too. We're all like that.
00:26:10
Yeah, we're all like that. I look like the statue of the guy with the Michelangelo.
00:26:17
Can you Google? Yeah, that guy. Yeah. So, your penis is like that? Like that? Kind of. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:22
And you're a grower. Is it a thick pubes? You have thick pubes like that? Can I Can I say?
00:26:28
Can you say it? I mean, I haven't done anything for like more than a decade. So, Right. Yeah. So, it's like a Cambodian jungle because I I watch the the viral podcast,
00:26:40
you know, Chelsea Ling and Paige Jim. Mhm. Chelsea Lynn and Paige Gin. Yes. Yeah.
00:26:47
Yeah. H Paige has an only fans. I'm not subscribed, but she I'm not I'm not It sounds like I should call Paige. She mentions it. She mentions it a lot. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:00
Let me see if Paige picks up. Okay. So So I'm keeping my bush. Yeah. Maybe we can make a collab later. Oh, I'm keeping it.
00:27:12
So just Paige has a big bush and you think your bush can match hers? Is that what you're saying?
00:27:17
Probably. Okay. Are you attracted to Paige? Is that why you're I mean, she she's good-looking.
00:27:22
Yes. But I'm saying are And she's funny, too. She's funny and she's good-looking and she she says in the podcast that
00:27:28
she's she's Asian. She is Asian. She is. All she needs to do is to watch some anime and play some video games and we
00:27:34
are good. So then this is kind of like your dream girl. And another one is Olivia from the H3 podcast. And that's your other crush. Yeah. Let's see.
00:27:47
Do you think we can make this happen? Oh, I know Olivia. Can you? Yeah. She's hot. She's way out of my league. Nobody's out of your league. No one's out of your league. That's They are. They are.
00:27:58
No. No. They're not. Listen to me. That's the negativity in your head. There's no one out of your league.
00:28:04
No. I mean, look at what I've done. I got to tell you, I don't even know what league you're [ __ ] in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're in a league of
00:28:10
your own. You're in a league of your own. Yeah. And isn't that beautiful? The big nose league. If you work at Bed Bath and Beyond, you'll be in the Beyond
00:28:16
Department. Yeah. Way beyond. Yeah. Way beyond. You'd be in the Don Domingo. Yeah. We don't even know what they sell
00:28:22
in that section. And no one does. Yeah. Yeah. Floating orbs. I don't know what they do. Lightning in a bottle.
00:28:27
Can we discuss the age first? I don't want to be What? Label as a What do you mean? They're grown adults, aren't they? Paige is an adult. She's an adult. What do you mean? She's a grown woman.
00:28:38
Yeah, but I'm kind of on the older side. You're 33. 32.2. No, that's not old. That's not old. No. Do you know how old Bobby is? 54.
00:28:49
He's 54 years old. I mean, they live longer. So, imagine Asian longer. They do live longer. They do live longer. Yeah. Yeah. It's like dog years.
00:29:01
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Korean years. Let's not Let's not mention dogs. What's the average What's the average
00:29:06
lifespan of a Dominican Republic of someone from the DR? So half of an Asian 73 years. What's the average lifespan of Koreans? 4.
00:29:17
83. They got you by a decade. Yeah. Yeah. A decade. I need to start doing exercise.
00:29:23
You do need to exercise. We all do. Yeah. So I'm basically 44. You are in white years.
00:29:28
White years. Well, no. That's Dr. What is the average lifespan of a of a white American?
00:29:35
78. Wow. 78. Oh, we're catching up to Korea. Not too far off. Not possible. All they eat
00:29:41
is McDonald's or in Burger King. That's not all we eat. We We eat a lot. What do you eat? Yeah. I mean, I
00:29:46
They created air, dude. Yeah. I mean, we organic food. What do you eat? What dinner? What do you eat? Plantains. I mean, some sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. I believe you don't believe
00:29:57
in the afterlife. I I don't. Oh, you think this is it? What happens when we die? I will let you know once I hit the boat. Once you hit the boat.
00:30:10
That's a term. I've never heard that. Dominican Republic. I mean, once you hit the boat, that's it. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:18
That's it. When you hit the boat, that's it. That's it. The boat going to be Okay. Once you hit it, it's like the grim reaper when he comes to take your your soul. The grim you believe the grim reaper is
00:30:31
real. No, but you know that's what people say. But when it's over, nothing. Where do you think you go? Do you think
00:30:37
it's totally done? I mean, I don't know. I know. We don't know. How am I supposed to know?
00:30:42
Well, no, none of us know. But what do you think happens? No idea, right? It's a mystery.
00:30:48
It's a mystery. Yeah. What would you What would you like to think? What What do you think you'd like to have happen?
00:30:54
According to the age range, we should probably be asking Bobby about that. Ah, well, he he is the elder. I'm the elder. So, what are you asking
00:31:06
me? Like, I'm You think I'm going to go first? Probably if we go by age. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But judging by My bet is on Carlos, but Okay. Um Yeah. I was going to say that. Judging
00:31:18
on like No, I don't know. Yeah. I think maybe George. Yeah. George. Yeah. George seems so stressed.
00:31:23
Judging on like sub substances, I don't know. I Yeah. In fact, George feels like he's the father of Greg and Agoop and and Christopher. This is kind
00:31:35
of That's Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There. See, look at that's the dad. That's the dad. That's the dad of it. The whole family.
00:31:41
I'm super chill. Come on. No, but it's the same kind of beyond. Good cell, George. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:46
I'm super chill. Come on. Yeah. Cool dad. Come on. What are you talking about? No, it's just genetically.
00:31:52
Okay. You know what I mean? Christopher. Yeah. Yes. You So, you moved bodies for And then when did you move to the States again? When did you moved up to uh Al Albany?
00:32:05
I came to the state when I was around 17, I think. Okay. Wow. You finished high school? Yes. College? I did like two years. And where did you go again? I think we asked
00:32:17
you the co college. Yeah. Did you do college? I tech Tech. I went for computer science, but I wasn't comprehending anything.
00:32:29
You were bored kind of. Yeah, because you're very smart. I don't think I am. I think you are. Are you? You know, I think you're lying. I think you are smart. You're smarter than me for sure. I
00:32:44
wouldn't be able to like you do electronics and build a panel. It's It's kind of easy. They give you
00:32:49
like a map, so you just follow the map. Okay. Did you do good in school when you were young?
00:32:55
I did good in math. Math, right? You are smart. Math. Math is very hard. Only with the
00:33:00
numbers. Oh, you only go with the numbers. Well, math does involve numbers. Yeah. So, you know anything about history?
00:33:07
I did took one year of history here. Okay. What did we learn? My high school year. What did we learn then? Tell us about the industrial revolution.
00:33:14
I don't know. I don't remember that. Okay. I think that the thing that I remember the most was about the
00:33:24
the cotton picking. Tell us about that. Tell us about the cotton. I don't remember. I I I've never heard of that.
00:33:31
Have you? Doesn't ring a bell. It doesn't ring a bell for me. Slaves picking cotton.
00:33:36
Slaves. What? What do you mean? What do you mean? History. Yeah, I know. But tell us about slaves. And slaves did what? Pick cotton.
00:33:47
Yeah. When am I pronouncing that word? When? I don't know the year. Okay. Recently, like 10 years, 15 years.
00:33:56
Not with AI. Probably more recent. Okay. Yeah, probably. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.
00:34:02
That's the only thing you know about history. That's interesting. Yeah. Was that fascinating that that category?
00:34:07
Is that why you got stuck on it? Maybe because I I came here without knowing how to speak English. And Oh, I went my my senior year, you know, in a
00:34:21
like a super white school, high school. Did you like that or not like it? I I didn't mind.
00:34:27
Imagine he has he doesn't know to speak the English. I had a bunch of friends. You did have a lot. Okay, good.
00:34:34
Do you still keep in touch with friends from high school? No. Nobody. Zero. Well, how do you have a group of friends
00:34:40
back home? A tight group of friends that you hang out with or play video games with? When you do the One Piece card game,
00:34:46
maybe? You know what I mean? I I got a few friends from playing the One Piece card. Yeah. And And when you go in there, hey
00:34:51
Gilbert, what's going on? I like what's like we're let's say we're in the we're in a room. Oh, Big C is here.
00:34:57
Hey, Big C. What's up, man? What's up, man? Yeah, Eugene. I don't know if you remember. Caleb,
00:35:02
Caleb. Caleb and Eugene, man. I just say, "Hey, guys. Want to play some games together?" No, no, no. Today, we want to talk about
00:35:08
stuff. Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now, man. Dude, how was Bad Friends? I I heard you went to LA, man. What was it like?
00:35:15
You want to know what's funny? What? Dude, one guy actually asked me like that he heard my voice because he's one of the
00:35:22
viewers. Yeah. What are you talking about, man? What are you talking? He's a viewer from uh a fan. What was it like in LA, man?
00:35:28
What did you Did you have fun with Bobby and Andrew in LA? I I had a lot of fun. What did you do, man?
00:35:33
I just talked in the podcast. Yeah. But did you do anything afterwards, man? I mean, we are planning right now. I
00:35:39
mean, we plan to do it, but let my my pass me. It's like I love it. You do? I think it's so funny. A piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately.
00:35:50
You think you think so? Uhhuh. I'm I'm not trying to Oh, you think Andy Kofia Kaufman? Uhhuh. He's going to walk outside
00:35:56
smoking cigarettes and be like, "Man, that [ __ ] was No, I met him before." Yeah, we met him before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, "Hey, how
00:36:02
are you?" I don't like to tell lies. Yeah. Good. Well, this show is unless unless it's for like comedy
00:36:08
purposes. That's what this show is. That's what this show is. The whole show all the time. Yeah. But I I don't know how to invent
00:36:15
stories. Or tell me how One Piece card game because I we don't know what it is. I know One Piece is based on the anime,
00:36:21
right? So it is it like um is is it like regular cards with like king queen? I mean with Yeah. What is it like? What is it? It's like you It's like Pokemon cards. Oh, look at that. So, if I have the
00:36:35
monkey, zoom in on that one. That's monkey luffy. Yeah, you have the monkey. What?
00:36:40
Nothing. If I have the monkey D Luffy card, is that good? You can run four copies of each
00:36:48
character card. Okay, so you can have four monkeys. Okay, I have four monkeys. Okay, if I
00:36:54
have three monkeys, is that bad? It depends on the range that you want to have your deck.
00:37:00
Okay, well, we know how to play the game now. There it is. I guess we got it. We got it. $2,800. Good god, is that expensive. That's the first set. It's like the
00:37:10
Pokemon. It's a deck. It's like a bunch of cards, right? Do you have anything like this?
00:37:16
That's like 2000 something. Yeah. Do you have a one piece deck like that? That's like a whole set.
00:37:22
Oh, okay. But if we got you that, would you be happy? The 2000 one? Yeah. Don't get it.
00:37:28
Why? It's a waste of money. Okay. Give me the one that you would want. Not that I would get in front of you. I can I can buy my own. You don't
00:37:35
You guys don't need to buy it. In your [ __ ] face. In my [ __ ] face. Really? There's not a a You can afford
00:37:43
these card card decks. Yeah. He's got a job. He's got a good job. Is there something that you've always
00:37:49
wanted? It's not good. It's not that good. Is there something you've always wanted that you can't afford in the card game that because Bob and I would buy it for
00:37:54
you is what he's saying. No, really. Okay, good. Wow. You don't like getting gifts? I
00:38:00
I don't mind. This guy's a wonky contradiction. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. In one of in each car set box,
00:38:12
there is a special card that is called the manga rare. Yeah. And since the set number three, I've
00:38:21
been opening one pack, I mean one box of each set to now they are in set 13, I think it is, or 12. And I haven't got a single manga once. That's what it is.
00:38:34
So my luck is super bad. Oh, you know what I'm thinking about right now is how much and don't don't get it. Don't get We're not going to get it, dude. I hear
00:38:41
your mind. We're going to get that. If you are going to get me one, get me the Sanji
00:38:47
massage. Sanji, don't. That's $100,000. Don't get it. Don't get it. Well, it's $100,000.
00:38:52
No, it's not that one. That's Yamato. All right. It's in the cart. Don't Don't buy it.
00:38:58
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00:41:50
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00:41:55
What's his name? Uh, Denny. Denny. Yes. Denny. Do you say hi when I mean you saw him in
00:42:01
the morning when you woke up, but when you walk into the business, do you go, "Hey, Denny." Or no,
00:42:07
I mean there is another guy called Denny in the same place. I said I said I said it to him not to my brother. I
00:42:15
You're an enigma. Sometimes You're a [ __ ] enigma, dude. I love you. I I loved you from the jump.
00:42:21
Sometimes I wake up and I have to go and wake this guy out of his bed because he still
00:42:29
sleeping. Your brother. Your brother. Well, then you wake up, Danny. We got to go to work.
00:42:34
Yeah. Yeah. And does he get mad when you wake him up? No. He's like, "Oh, shit." And then when you wake up, do you drink coffee? What do
00:42:40
you do? How do you get your I just eat it like a bagel and some juice? You don't drink caffeine ever?
00:42:46
I do Monster Energy. Maybe like once every like five months. Monster energy. It'll last you for I don't I don't do like
00:42:58
one sip a day. Yeah, one sip a day. I don't I don't really drink energy drinks like
00:43:03
You don't drink that often. You don't do any drugs. You don't drink. You drink one Monster energy every five
00:43:09
months. Every five months. Yeah. Yeah. You don't do much. I don't do much. All I do is
00:43:15
You don't believe in God? I go I go to work. I after work, I go home. I either go to the grocery store
00:43:24
and if I don't have to go, I just go to my computer, watch anime, or play games.
00:43:29
What's your dream big? My dream. And you listen to us though? Yes. At work? To a Yes. to a bunch of podcasts. Oh. Oh, but you but you That doesn't feel That doesn't feel
00:43:40
really Did any of those other podcasts fly you out? Yeah. But you guys are number one. Even before this, you guys were
00:43:46
We were number one for you. Yes. I love that. So, what are you What's your dreams, Big C? I want to know for real.
00:43:52
I I can't really tell. Like, you don't want to tell? I'm like, well, you want a woman?
00:43:58
I'm like girlfriend, right? I'm I'm like happy with what I have. Life is good. Oh my god, dude. You know what? He's like Chanty Gardner from being there. Being there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:08
When you want Do you watch pornography? Yes. Let me guess. Let me guess what you watch. Let me see what your Google is. Your I mean, it's Pornhub. It's not hard to
00:44:19
guess. It's It's anime. It's simple. It's all anime porn. Is it anime porn? 80% of it. What's the 20? What's the other 20? What's the 20? 20
00:44:32
like regular stuff. But Japanese girls, Asian girls sometimes. Okay. They don't know that you should.
00:44:41
I used to like Hitomi Tanaka, but she retired. So Hitoonomi Hataka Hitomi Tanaka. She She used to be a like the top Japanese
00:44:53
like porn. Let's look what she looks like. Uh yes. Is that her? Yes. Wow. You like her? Oh, so you like you wait. You like exaggerated like breasts and stuff.
00:45:06
No, like you know like look at that. Yeah, I told that was your favorite? Nah. What do you mean? Oh, he told me. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She used to be my favorite, but she
00:45:19
retired. You like big breasts? They all are. Kind of. Yeah. Kind of. I don't I don't mind the size, but you know, applause is a plus. He sounds like Fancy. Yeah,
00:45:31
that is what Fancy would say. A plus A+. The way that you do accents is so good.
00:45:36
I love you, buddy. They are so funny. I'm so fascinated with it. Big C is wild. He's wild. A wild guy. Did you Do you
00:45:43
love your stepdad? Yeah, he's he's a cool guy. What's his name? He just asked, you know, what Andrew
00:45:48
has. He asked what Andrew has. Yes. Like kind of angry anger issues. Wow. He's got you, dude. The whole family's got you, dude.
00:46:04
No, like you like he he goes from zero to 100 like in one second. Who? Andrew. No, my stepfather. All right. But I'm assuming describe my personality.
00:46:15
You're a cool guy. Probably like kind of depressed every once in a while. Pretty good. And And then And then what? It's mine. Describe mine. I I don't really know you that good.
00:46:30
Like I watch whiskey I I I watch I watch Whiskey Ginger too, don't get me wrong.
00:46:36
Yeah. Do you watch Tiger Belly? Yes. Yeah. But what do you prefer? [Laughter] Can I say it? Yeah, say it.
00:46:47
He's not going to like it. I I actually like Tiger Tiger. Yeah. Okay. But that's because of your your energy. I think that wait I'm not trying to
00:47:01
Oh god. I'm so Hey, bud. Happy birthday, dude. Dude, you're a good guy, dude. You're
00:47:08
talented. Good guy, dude. Bobby, next time you let me out. Wow, it turned. It was Andrew's idea. It was Andrew's idea to come out. Come out here. I I like you, Andrew. Don't get me wrong.
00:47:27
No, no hard feelings. The hotel was his choice and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Can I? It was all Andrew, dude. Can I stay at your house? Well, you want to stay at my house?
00:47:38
I don't think Andrew is going to pay. Oh, we'll pay. We'll pay, dude. Now, Andrew, can I talk to you? How do you feel? How do you No, be quiet for a second. Okay, Andrew, look at me.
00:47:53
How do you feel about uh Christopher? I am uh I'm pretty excited for the show to come to a close. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Bad friends. What about you, Bobby? Why? I'm excited for this to come to a close.
00:48:07
No, no, no, no. This is going to keep going. It's slowly fading away. No, it's not. And it's this kind of stuff. No, it's not this kind of stuff. No.
00:48:12
Here. No. Here's the thing. No. Christopher, stop. Shut the [ __ ] up. All right. Bobby. Christopher.
00:48:17
Bobby. What? I I can I can go. Christopher, shut the [ __ ] up. Andrew Andrew Andrew, look at me right now. Christopher
00:48:29
Yeah. would never have stepped foot in here. Yeah. If I didn't say I know. Let's get him out here. Christopher, shut the [ __ ] up. Go ahead. And he's the cool guy.
00:48:41
I know. And I'm the old school old school conservative rage rager. Yeah. Can I say something? I'm an I'm an inch away from calling ice on you.
00:48:52
Yeah. I actually like my drinks to be warm. So yeah, I don't like ice. Very good. That's a good joke. That's a good joke. Very good. That's a very good job. Let me say something. Okay.
00:49:04
Please God. Like I really app you haven't said enough on this podcast. I I think I was going to talk a lot less,
00:49:11
but No, we're happy that you're talking. Yeah, we like that. This is revealing a lot. I I really appreciate that. I mean, I
00:49:18
assume that Bobby wouldn't remember the interview. He did not. But I really appreciate that you were the one that said to bring me It was all Andrew, dude.
00:49:31
Yeah. Yeah. So now, who do you like more? From the bottom of my heart, I thank you.
00:49:37
If that's it's my Even though if it's empty, it's an empty heart. Yeah. So you're a heartless person
00:49:44
a little bit. Okay, great. Wow. I really like empathy. I like this guy. I mean, I tend to go overboard
00:49:52
with the with empathy and stuff like that. You go overboard with empathy. I don't know how to sympathize. Is that
00:49:59
a word? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've Well, let me say something. In in November, SNAP benefits are probably
00:50:06
going to go away for 40ome million 40, right? Americans. How do you feel about that? What is a snap benefit? Okay. All righty. Check. No snap. Um um
00:50:17
what about uh Obamacare, right? It's going to end for it's the what? Go ahead. I told these guys when I was in the car with when they were driving me to the
00:50:30
hotel. Mhm. That I I don't know anything. Oh yeah. I Oh, that's about the I showed him where the Palisades fire was and he didn't know anything about it. Yeah, like I I
00:50:44
tell you like most of the news that I that come up in the in like in like YouTube and stuff like that, I
00:50:51
only see it when something like big happens that YouTube like forces you to see like a Right. He just looks at the thumbnail. He doesn't click on I don't I don't click on anything. I
00:51:02
just That's how he reads the news by thumbnail. You don't get involved with politics and world news, right? Wow.
00:51:08
I just, you know, I just broadcast play my games. That's so good, dude. I think I think it's good for mental health. I do too. I do. You know what? He's on to
00:51:21
something. Yeah, you He is. I ignore a lot of people. That's not good. You need to learn the
00:51:26
new I Me too. I agree that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, let him float. He's floating. Yeah. What? Are you going to sink his boat?
00:51:33
You're right. Yeah. You're going to take down the boat. But I think the problem is the apathy and
00:51:38
people that just don't care. You know what I mean? And if more people cared, I think
00:51:43
I care about, you know, the people that I'm around. But All right. So, you care about me and Andrew?
00:51:49
Yes. Now that I'm here and you guys are around me, I So, if if Andrew passed away suddenly,
00:51:54
right, how would you feel? I would feel bad, but we can keep making the podcast just you and me.
00:52:03
[Laughter] I think Oh my god. I've never seen Andrew like this. Oh my god. Yeah.
00:52:16
I'm I'm just joking. This is just joke. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're joking. I like I like you a lot. I like you.
00:52:21
Are you joking? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's joking. He took shots at me the whole show. I know. I know. I feel old school conservative.
00:52:28
I know. I know. Um and I don't even know. rigid. I feel like you can take it better than
00:52:33
anger management. Yeah, you beat your kids. I beat my I don't even have kids. He doesn't have kids, but Yeah.
00:52:40
And I'm I'm funloving. Cool dude. It's because I feel like you can take it better than Bobby. Oh, I'm sensitive. Oh, now I'm
00:52:46
sensitive. No, no, no. This Yeah, now I'm sensitive. No, he's being manipulative. That's what he's doing. Oh, you are. He knows.
00:52:52
I have watched more podcast with you being sensitive than him. Ah. Oh, he's more hard rock. Hard rock. Yeah.
00:53:04
But you I'll be honest with you, what people don't know though is that he's extremely sensitive as well.
00:53:10
People know. Yeah. And also not on top of that, right? He goes through deep depressions
00:53:15
like I do, right? And we have to be there for him, you know. And um I think in many ways
00:53:21
Andrew about to go through one right now. I'm living it. I know. And I think in many ways, um, me
00:53:29
and Andrew are similar. People don't realize that, you know, like when we're off camera and stuff,
00:53:34
when we're together, we share a lot of like, you know, I mean, fears and and um paranoia and
00:53:42
sadness and all that. What's your biggest fear? My biggest fear, what do you fear?
00:53:47
I fear snakes. You're perfect. Snakes. Yes. That's the biggest fear. And let me say I'm sorry for like
00:54:00
assuming after what Bobby said. I I don't I don't mean any of what I said, you know. Oh, no. About snakes. No, about you. And Oh. Oh. Oh. The damage is done.
00:54:13
It's just playing around. No, no. It's I know it's 2025. No, I shouldn't be assuming.
00:54:19
No, no. It's um the damage is done. You hurt. You really hurt my feelings. He's going to go through a really deep one now.
00:54:25
You hurt my feelings. We can go to the spot. No, he's not going to go. Yeah, I have feelings are hurt.
00:54:31
His feelings are hurt. We can go golfing. I never golf. Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect. I imagine. I I I know that you like golf. Are you good at bowling?
00:54:41
Average. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. I'm Well, I'm cuz I'm because you know because he's Dominican.
00:54:47
Mhm. He's going to be in Florida. Yeah. Right. My fear is because they don't care. I think that, you know, brown guy,
00:54:55
I'm just afraid that they're going to You want to protect him because Yeah, he he he will get get chased. I can see him getting chased.
00:55:01
Well, he did all those That's a good thing. He did all those with the accent. I know. Yeah. I mean, I can change my my voice
00:55:07
inside. Yeah. All right. So, like we're ice, right? Let's see how this goes. Let's see how this goes, right? And
00:55:12
change your note. Just play. Get in the scene. Get into the scene, right? Hey, freeze. Get on the [ __ ] ground.
00:55:19
Get on the ground. Wait, I I'm American. Where you from? Where you from, man? I come from Albany. I mean, I meant to say Florida. All right, book them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:33
I messed I messed up the step. Yeah, you did. You did that. Yeah. I I would say like Sorry. Sorry. My
00:55:39
voice crack. Oh, very good save. Good save. Okay, good. Wow. All right. What is that? Um, people are saying Selena Gomez's new look is Bobby mom.
00:55:53
A little bit. A little bit like my mom. What do you mean her new look? What did she do different? Uh,
00:55:58
I think just for a video game or a music video. I mean, she does look different. I I
00:56:04
can't tell what she What makes her look different? Selena Gomez looks stunning for the in the dark music video. Someone
00:56:10
said here on I think I know what it is. What is it? It's like the the yellow the yellow light and the yellow thing.
00:56:20
you know. Oh, she's 33. I don't know why I thought she was much younger for some reason. Yeah, she's been famous.
00:56:25
When you get famous that young, you're like young forever. You're that age forever. It's kind of crazy. Would you ever want to be famous, Big C?
00:56:32
Me? If you were famous, what would change then? You think that you would be? Nothing. I would be the same the same
00:56:38
guy. Same guy. Well, I mean, this this podcast is dedicated to you, right? I mean, this is
00:56:43
just your episode, right? So, it's going to get out there, right? And some people
00:56:48
are going to probably you're not going to become famous, but probably like the viral podcast of or
00:56:55
H3. I I need to meet Paige and Olivia. I So, we're a stepping stone. You're a stepping You're a stepping stone to get to a better show. You want to get to H3
00:57:07
and the viral podcast. Wow. You and the what podcast? The viral viral podcast. Chelsea win. You think Chelsea Lynn and Paige Jin are bigger than us?
00:57:17
No, but they are like my They are not bigger bigger than Yeah, they are. They are just like
00:57:24
Hello. Hello, beautiful. You're on the podcast real fast. I I And we can cut it out and we can cut it out if you want, but Bobby
00:57:30
and I are sitting here. Is there any chance under the sun? Can Can I say something? Let her know
00:57:35
that I'm Shut the [ __ ] up. Is there any chance under the sun that you're with Paige right now?
00:57:42
Oh god. I left her about 10 minutes ago. Damn. Okay. So, there's a guy that's here who we have on the show. We flew out to
00:57:49
be a replacement for Andre for Fancy B. And he is, and I mean in love with Paige. Like, and I mean it's he's obsessed. He's Shut the [ __ ] up.
00:57:59
Shut up. Cut his mic off. So, Chelsea, is there any way Can you Can you text her if I can call her cuz
00:58:06
so we can introduce them at least? Yeah. I just dropped off at the airport, but Oh, [ __ ] All right. Well, well, yeah. Well, well, send us a send me a text and we'll figure something out for another
00:58:17
time just with her number. Is that's okay. She needs to hear. I'm doing it right now. And good luck. I love you so much.
00:58:22
She needs to hear. Thank you. Okay. Bye. You You need Tell her that I'm a No, it's over. Okay. What did you want to say though? today's
00:58:36
I just want I just wanted to tell her that I'm a they call their viewers rock focus.
00:58:44
So I want I wanted her to know that I'm I'm wrong. It doesn't matter. Um Bobby Bobby Bobby
00:58:54
Paige Paige, are you um at the airport? Yes, I'm at the airport. Uh can you talk for a second or no? Oh yeah, no problem. Okay. So, we we we
00:59:04
found this guy on the internet. Um I mean, a guy applied to be an intern. You're Oh, you're live on the Bad
00:59:10
Friends podcast, by the way. Oh, cool. No problem. Okay. And he's a he's not only a
00:59:15
gigantic fan of yours, but he kind of has a crush on you. Yeah. Now, are you seeing anybody right now, Paige? No. Oh, you're not? Because you know, he
00:59:27
follows your Only Fans. We didn't know you had one. I don't follow. Oh, really? Even though I've told you.
00:59:32
Huh? I know. I don't follow it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You You've never seen Wait, Christopher, you've never seen her Only Fans? I I I don't follow it. She mentions it.
00:59:43
But you never seen it? I never seen it. Okay. What's on What What's What's on your Only Fans page?
00:59:48
Uh I do pube updates. Let me Let me walk away from these people real quick. Uh I do some pube updates cuz I have 4in pubes. Yeah. Oh, love.
01:00:00
I play I play I spy my little brown eye. I hide my butthole. That's fun. It's kind of And it's kind of like weird though. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a kids game. I used to play it.
01:00:10
Yeah. Yeah. But for adults. So you look for my bung ho. Yeah. What else? You fart on it? You I love your farts. Yeah. Got some farts. Christopher, you like you like Paige's
01:00:21
farts? I I'm not sure, but I'm okay with with her. What? No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh, you're nervous. No, just don't be nervous, man. Okay.
01:00:31
It's just me. Hold it there. I got it. I'm just I I follow the podcast. Okay. I'm a rock [ __ ] like you guys, right? I haven't called a single time and I have a Mickey Mouse voice. I don't know
01:00:45
if you're okay with that. Oh, yeah. No choice, huh? I'm kind of nerdy, too. So, Oh, don't be nervous. No, nerdy. Nerdy. Nerdy. I fart out of my butthole online. Don't
01:00:58
be nervous to talk to me. Do you want to say anything else to her? Not really. You shut the This is your opportunity,
01:01:08
man. What was that? She's waiting for you to talk to her. Chris, where do you live? Far away from here. I'm I'm not close.
01:01:20
He lives in Albany. Oh, I'm in Albany. Well, I live in Albany, New York. New York. Okay, cool. Uh, so decent. What you want to talk about?
01:01:31
No, no, come here. Come here. You know, Paige, you know what we're going to do? We're going to teach them how to talk to ladies and Yeah.
01:01:38
And we're going to call you back in a couple of weeks. Okay. We'll set it up. Couple years. Yeah.
01:01:45
Yeah. So, have a safe flight, Paige. Thank you so much for picking up. Hey, thank you guys for calling.
01:01:51
Shout out Bad Friends. I love your guys' podcast. We love you, too. Bye. Love you. Love, Santino.
01:01:57
Love you, babe. Bye, Chris. Chris. Chris. Chris. Drop the ball. Drop the ball. You [ __ ] failed.
01:02:05
It wasn't meant to be. No. Oh, no. No. You didn't. What happened? You You clammed up. You shut down. Shut down. I I don't like you said, I don't know how to talk to
01:02:17
Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You You know how to talk to us. You have this brooding confidence. You [ __ ] on me for 25 minutes straight and
01:02:25
then and then you can't even [ __ ] close. When it comes to friendship, I I can do that. But Oh, we're friends. Oh, we're [ __ ]
01:02:32
friends. You [ __ ] dumped on me the whole show. We are bad friends. We are bad friends.
01:02:38
Is the name of the [ __ ] He's got to stick around for a while. I do I I do think you blew that.
01:02:45
You blew it. I do think you blew that. Yeah, you shut down. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. What happened?
01:02:50
I dropped the phone, Bobby. Yeah. Did you ever? I I I know. I know what it is. It's because I don't have a career. I don't have nothing to do with it.
01:03:02
You're a good-looking guy. You're tall. I'm decent. Yeah. I'm not good-looking. I'm You're tall.
01:03:08
In the middle. Yeah. You're 5'11 tall. Yeah. He's decent. You look like a young F. Murray Abraham.
01:03:14
You know, are you wearing a a Is that shirt a [ __ ] Did you Is that That is Oh, I forgot to show you guys. I'm not going to break it because he's wearing They told me not to to do it.
01:03:27
He's wearing one of Fancy's favorite shirt. Is that Fancy shirt we gave him? George has one. Oh my god.
01:03:32
But I have a one piece t-shirt. It's like Superman. When I rip it, I get super powers. And the [ __ ] dried up all across the
01:03:45
land. That's That's why. Yeah. Yeah. No, but that shirt looks good. That is a How do you say it? Say it how fancy says it. The shirt. The name of the shirt. The brand. Unic.
01:03:56
No. Isn't that Isn't that That's what he calls it, right? That's the brand. He says clothing. Yeah, they only make
01:04:19
they right there. What are you doing? Uh that's what I [ __ ] said seven times. I think that's what he calls it. We call it we call it. So the thing with Paige is not happening
01:04:37
anymore. No, that's Yeah. I I can only say when she's not I'm I'm kind of like in
01:04:48
Well, she's going to watch this. So, why don't you pitch into that camera? Pitch Pitch Paige for a round two. Maybe you
01:04:55
can earn something with her in this. Right. Paige, if you are watching this, I'm
01:05:00
kind of a nerdy guy. You mentioned that you like nerdy nerdy guys and do I have to say more than that? Very good. I think that should close the deal. No, I think you should say more.
01:05:15
What do you What can you offer in a relationship? She She was looking What can you offer in a relationship? Go ahead.
01:05:20
Honestly, I don't think I can offer too much. You have a good job. You have a great
01:05:27
family. You're good-look guy. I'm decent looking. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, but she she can still if she's interested, she can these guys
01:05:41
has my phone number in my Gmail. Okay. Yeah. Just just let me just send send a message to Okay. Yeah. I I I don't I I think I I
01:05:51
don't want to put her in harm's way. I'm I'm a cool guy. I can say that. I mean, you should have pitched that. You know, you shouldn't say I can't offer anything. That's what you said. I can't offer anything.
01:06:03
You want to round to it? Go ahead. We're still rolling. Yeah, round three. Go ahead. I'm a I'm a rock [ __ ] I'm a cool guy.
01:06:10
Kind of nerdy. I'm a I'm a cool guy. Did I say that? You [ __ ] hard. I I don't You [ __ ] hard. I I don't think I can go past You soft [ __ ] soft. You [ __ ] soft.
01:06:23
I don't think I can go past 30 seconds. Is she okay with that? ask. I know you saying they call their fans rock [ __ ] Yes. Oh, that's awesome. And you said I'm a
01:06:35
rock [ __ ] Yeah, because I'm a I'm a fan. You mean cut out the cut off the 30 seconds? The 30 seconds. Cut out that
01:06:41
cut that out. Yeah. I mean, leave it in. I think I think I can do better in round
01:06:47
two. Oh, so you do a nut fast and then the second round you can last a minute. But don't blame Don't blame me if it goes the same way. Okay.
01:06:58
Wow. I I need I need practice. [Music] How's this episode been for you? I I don't think the hand is good enough to practice.
01:07:09
You want other women to warm up to Paige? You need another girl to warm up to Paige. No, no. I'm I'm talking about myself.
01:07:16
Oh, yeah. Well, Carlos is going to search for an escort in Albany right now. They're not expensive, but it's not pretty. I I feel look at the Asian one right there though. Number one.
01:07:27
I I I don't think like ex co because I I need I need to have that connection. Yeah. Right. Right. You want to fall in love. I I want the you know the connection of
01:07:41
knowing the other person. Right. That's great. But she doesn't know about me though.
01:07:49
Well, she's got to get to know you. And you're a get to know guy. We we can we can go eat sushi on a date.
01:07:56
Okay. I I can tell her about some animals. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's that makes
01:08:02
Yeah, I can. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She says that she's half Asian, so Yeah. You dropped the ball.
01:08:08
It's on her blog. Yeah. I think it's a dead I think it's dead. Yeah. Yeah. Can we go? What about Ethan?
01:08:14
We're not We can't just call celebrities. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not celebrities. What do you I mean, if I call Ethan,
01:08:21
what would you say? because I'm a little nervous because this No, let him do it.
01:08:26
You might as well. I can talk to Ethan because he's he's a guy, right? But what are you going to ask him?
01:08:31
Because I don't want to call him and then have you like I I already know that Olivia is not on the show at the moment because of stuff
01:08:39
going on right now. Mhm. But I'm afraid to call him Jack Hollow. I think you should. Okay. I would just tell him that I love the podcast.
01:08:50
is my number two. Number two. Hello, Ethan. It's Bobby. Yeah. How are you? You're on the Bad Friends podcast right now. I just want to let you know.
01:09:05
Okay. Great. How's everybody doing? We're doing great. We have a super fan here and he wants to talk to you if
01:09:12
that's okay. I'm I'm I'm I'm expecting something odd. Let's hear it. No, it's not going to be anything odd. No, he's odd. He's odd for sure. Okay. So,
01:09:22
I'm not hot. Yeah. You're You're going to talk to him for a sec. He's has some questions to ask you. Okay.
01:09:28
Okay. Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead. I'll hold it for you. Ethan, I'm a big fan of I'm a big fan of the
01:09:35
podcast. I've been watching since the Bape Nation days. Big super big fan. And I I just want to tell you that I I love the the show.
01:09:52
I don't miss a single episode. [ __ ] get to the point. You You can You can talk now. No, get to the point. Well, that that's very sweet. I really
01:10:04
appreciate that. I Who are you? I'm just just a random guy. No, no, just say your name, man. What
01:10:10
the [ __ ] man? Why are you in their Why are you in their studio? I I got I got lucky.
01:10:16
Tell them your nickname. They call me Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm listening. They call me the He call me the big C because my name is Christopher.
01:10:30
Okay. Very interesting. I'm just calling because, you know, I I think I like Olivia a lot. You said you weren't going to mess with her. Go ahead,
01:10:41
AC. So, so are you a Okay, so you're a fan and you like Olivia. Yes. Okay. You said you think like Do you want What do you want me to That's great. I mean, you don't like
01:10:54
her. It's okay. It's okay to like her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good for you. Yeah. Lots of people like her. I like her, too. She's
01:11:00
super nice. Can Can I take her on a date? No. No. No. It didn't work out the way, hold on. It didn't work out the way I
01:11:12
thought. I It got really uncomfortable. Okay, listen. Um, tell tell Hold on. Stop. Hold on. Percy. Wait. Hold on. Tell Big C. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
01:11:24
That um that I'm going to do everything in my power. Yeah. I wouldn't I wouldn't. Thanks for picking up. I wouldn't I I want to see you soon. I love you. I miss you. And
01:11:37
thank you so much for picking up. And watch the H3 podcast. It's one of the best podcasts in the world. Okay.
01:11:42
Thank you. All right. Thank you. Bye, Ethan. I love you. Andrew, you're there? Yeah, buddy. How are you? Nice to hear from you.
01:11:49
Great to hear from you. I know it's uh I'm a little uh Today was weird. Yeah, today's
01:11:54
Today has been weird on the show. And and Big C is here and I I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad idea for
01:12:00
him to call to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited. So, are you like a stalker, Big C, or
01:12:06
you like casually interested? I'm not. I'm actually interested in He's a nerd. He's a sweet guy. Sweet guy. Just to be clear, you haven't like Googled her address or anything, right?
01:12:17
No, no, no, no. I'm not talking. All right. Well, I don't know. I mean, it sounds kind of like serious. Do I
01:12:22
need to call the police? I know. I know. I know. That's why I got uncomfortable. So, call the police.
01:12:28
What? Do I need to call the police? No, no, no, no, no, no. We We'll take care of it on our end. Um, I apologize for bothering you. Thank you for picking up. We love you so much and
01:12:40
I love you guys. Byebye. Bye. Bye, buddy. Bye. I keep dropping post. We're not calling I'm not calling
01:12:46
anybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not working out. It got uncomfortable quick.
01:12:51
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you think? Yep. Yep. Yeah. Um I think I ran out of of auctions. Those
01:12:58
are the two of the ones that I like. So, yeah. You know, I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know if we created a monster,
01:13:12
but now I'm I'm out there now. So, yeah, you're out there. Thank Thank you for for the opportunity.
01:13:20
Okay. Can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend? Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:13:26
Was I looking at the camera? I don't [Music] Woo! Yeah! Woo! [Music]