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HEY EVERYBODY, WE HAVE NEW MERCH. WE LOVE IT, MAN. UH, BABY, check it out. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> We've got this uh beautiful uh this beautiful sweater here. Uh that's uh in
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in gray. We've got the yellow one for Bobby. >> Mustard. >> Mustard. And this is what color is this?
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>> What? >> Pink. >> Very good. >> Salmon. Salmon. >> Salmon.
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>> Salmon. So, we got new merch. Go to badfriendsmerch.com. badfriends merch.com to grab this stuff right now
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cuz uh like you know everything it's always a little bit limited. When it's
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gone, it's gone. Go to badfriendsmerch.com. Hey Bad Friends, I'm doing a couple of shows before I
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take a little break. And Bobby and I March 14th are going to be and Thunder Valley Casino, which is basically
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>> it's my favorite casino. Thunder Valley. >> It's Sacramento. It's Lincoln,
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California, but basically Sacramento March 14th. Uh then I'm going to be the
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21st of March. I'm going to be at the Wind Casino in Vegas. I'm doing the
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little roadie fest out there in Providence, Rhode Island in March. Then we make up that Borgata date in Atlantic
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City, April 3rd. And then finally, the Bad Friends. Uh we do a show for Netflix as a jokefest May 8th, uh at the YouTube
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theater right here in LA. >> Come the May 8th. It's going to be a fabulous.
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>> Please come. You can go get tickets at.com for my dates and for ours together or also bad friendspod.com.
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>> Do it. Do it. Do it. >> Come see us. >> Do it now. >> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. Bad friends. >> God, I love this guy.
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>> Well, congrats to Michael Jackson for postumously getting a movie released
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here. April release date. >> The movie. >> What do you do in the movie?
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>> Uh, you don't What? I play. >> Who do you play? >> Bubbles.
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>> Oh, you're Bubbles. Little tiny Bubbles. >> He's like, "Don't bite that,
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>> Bubbles. >> Don't bite that. Don't bite that kid. >> Bubbles, get down from there.
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>> Bubbles, cut that out." Bubble's still alive. >> You want Bubble to stop?
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>> You know he's still alive? >> No, he's not. >> Yeah, Bubble. Yeah, cuz they they live
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as long as humans. >> Wait, Bubbles is >> Yeah, he's like 63. >> Where does he live?
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>> He's in Florida. >> West Palm Florida. >> Let's go down there. Let's go see him.
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>> What? >> Let's go say hi to him. >> He's hanging out with Coco.
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>> He's only 42 years old. He's my age. Bubbles and I are >> Bubbles. Yeah. Yeah. He looks way better
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than you. >> 100%. He resides at the Center for Great Apes in Wula, Florida. Sanctuary that
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provides care. We got to go down and see Bubs. >> Yeah, we got to see him. Look at him.
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He's so much happier. >> He was miserable at Neverland. >> Look at He went Look at He went bald
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because all the stuff he saw thinking about >> all the trauma he had. He went bald.
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>> Look, look at his face there. Help me with Michael. >> Look at that for what he's seen in 42
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years. >> I've ran into this guy on the street before. >> It's like he was a nom. Look at his
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face. He was. >> Yeah. >> Oh, he God. What a cutie. >> Bubbles doesn't need to see that.
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>> Yeah. Do you think when he dies he'll he sees Michael? He'll be happy.
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>> No. Terrified. >> Yeah. He'll he'll run to a different cloud.
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>> Yeah. Terrified. >> Are there clouds in heaven? >> 100%. >> Yeah.
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>> That's what it is up there. >> I wonder what this clouds. Can you chill
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on it? >> Do you can? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can. >> Yeah. It's so much different than
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>> Dude, if I was having I was chilling on a cloud and you floated by you with your
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little angel wings. >> Mhm. You know what I mean? First of all, I'd be like, "Oh my god, there's a pork.
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They're fly." You know what I mean? >> Porks in heaven. That was a Clapton
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song. Porks in heaven. >> Porks in heaven. Yeah. >> And I'd be like, "No, that's Andreas."
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Would you talk? >> No way. >> So many people to see. >> No way.
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>> So many people to talk to. >> That's work. >> You guys wouldn't be in the same part of
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heaven. >> Uh-uh. >> There's no chance. You'd be sectionally
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You'd be nowhere near each other. You'd be in the VIP. >> Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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>> Not getting with Cleopatra. Yeah, dude. Yeah, >> he's in general edition.
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>> McQueen, Cleopatra. >> Who else am I? Paul Rivere. >> Yep. >> King Jun.
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>> I'm trying to I'm trying to choose my clown. >> Who's going to What? Cleopatra. Who
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else? Um Um Judas wouldn't be there, right? >> He might. >> He might be there.
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>> You never know. He might have snuck in. >> Yeah. >> He's sneaky.
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>> St. Nicholas. >> Yes. >> Santa. >> Yeah. Yeah. I have to hang with St.
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Nicholas. You mean he's a saint. He is. >> And he's fat. He knows where the good
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food is. >> He does. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I go get me a gingerbread,
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>> right? >> You know what I mean? I'll get it. Eggna, get it. Staint Nick. He knows all
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the good [ __ ] >> He knows where to get it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No. Fancy in Gen Pop. Gen pop.
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>> Who's Who's on your cloud? My >> Who's in my cloud? >> In heaven.
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>> Bundy. >> Bundy's not there. >> What do you mean? >> Bundy's not there, dude.
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>> Why is Why would he not be? >> He's a serial killer. >> He's in hell.
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>> Okay. >> All right. >> They're not clouds in hell. >> Yeah. Maybe he get a pass.
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>> They pass. >> You got him. You got a fast path >> and then he has to go back down at
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night. >> Yeah, >> but during the day he can go. >> What about like Ted Kazinski?
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>> He's not up there, dude. >> Come on. >> No. Tell me people that would be up
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there. >> That would be >> guaranteed. Guaranteed up there. >> Okay. OJ.
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>> He could be. >> He could be for sure. >> I mean, he won a Heisman trophy.
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>> Yes, dude. Just this all day. >> That's a ticket to heaven. >> You're a sinner. You can still get into
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heaven. >> Yeah. If you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior right before you
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died. >> Uh-huh. Mhm. or in limbo. You can do it, too. >> By the way, speaking of deaths, let's be
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honest. >> Kathine O'Hara, >> [ __ ] annoying. It was awful. >> She was so cool, man.
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>> You met her? >> Did I never tell you this story? >> No, I've never met her.
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>> We hung out. >> No, no, we never hung out. >> You never? >> No, I never told you this story. I
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thought I told the story on the show. I have told this on the show. >> She went to your show.
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>> She went to see me the improv. This is a quick I'll do it quick for the fans, but
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>> No, this is great. >> No, no, I didn't. Here's crazy. I didn't
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get to meet her. Yeah. When I did the Christopher Guest show, some reason somehow she was around and had said she
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was wanted to go see me live, I guess, after I did the show with with guest. And she came to see me at the improv and
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the sound guy, the old sound guy was like, "Katherine O'Hara is here to see
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you." >> Oh my god, this is crazy. >> And I was like, "No, she's [ __ ] not."
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Barack Obama, Taylor Swift, Katherine O'Hara. Oh my god. >> I never met her, but I was sad to not
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meet her because I was such a she one of my favorite >> Wait, you performed and she was in the
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audience? did the improv. She sat there and then the sound guy came back down after I went upstairs and I said, "Where
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is she?" And he said, "She was loving it. She laughed the whole show and then
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the moment you got off, she got up and left." And I was like, "No way." He's
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like, "Yeah." >> Oh my god. You never saw her after. >> No. But she came to see me, which was
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kind of rare. >> Go down quickly. >> Yeah. I try. Dude, I got nervous. I I
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didn't know what to >> I don't know. What was I going to say? >> Yeah.
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>> Hi, I'm You're the best. >> Yeah. >> And then she'd have been like, "That's
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great. Bye." >> She wanted to go home. Well, I got a um three-fingered um squeeze on my hand
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from Stephen Tyler. >> Wow. >> Yeah. So, he I was with Josh Hol. >> Is this recently?
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>> Yeah. Like four days ago. >> Okay. >> At the comedy store. >> Mhm.
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>> And Steven Tyler walked in, walked out of the club. There's paparazzi up, you
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know, where uh the >> on the ramp. >> On the ramp. Yeah. >> Right.
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>> And and >> Oh, she looks pretty. >> Yeah. So Britney Furong,
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>> I had met him before and I go, "Hi, Stephen." And he doesn't look at me. He
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takes his three fingers like this, right? >> Like a pterodactyl, right? And squeezes
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my hand as hard as he can. Like a chameleon. >> Yeah, like a chameleon. And then just
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And then he just kind of walked away. But three figures is fine. >> He didn't say hi.
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>> He didn't look at me. He go, "Hey, Coco." You know how the rock star, they
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can say whatever they want. I think he said, "Hey, Coco Bear Bear." No, no.
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>> Oh, Coco Bear. No, no. >> So, you you respect that, huh? >> What?
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>> I think [ __ ] that, dude. Say hi to me, you [ __ ] >> There's a lot of people around him.
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>> Did you? He He came to see you. You >> No, no, no. He was there doing his
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benefit show. >> Oh, this I thought this was that him and Josh Holmes were there to see you.
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>> Bobb's nicked in in the crowd. >> Oh, yeah. Were you just like a random
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fan? >> Oh, wow. >> I thought about this way differently. >> What's going on today, dude? Everything
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I'm saying is not good. >> Coco. Go bear bear food. Let me tell you something, guy.
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>> Yeah. >> What? Go ahead. Rip on me. >> Let's get it out. Let's get it out.
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>> Who you talking to? I didn't say anything. >> Yeah, you're a part of it.
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>> What did I do? I just said >> conspiracy going on. >> Oh my god. Here we go.
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>> All right. Anyway, >> speaking of conspiracy, show the Epstein list. Let's see. Pull it up.
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>> Pull it up. >> You know who is on the Epstein list, by the way? A bunch of comedic friends of
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ours because apparently I talked to D. Rosa about this. He went to go see Davidell was doing a taping at the
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seller and his buddy gave him the lineup that night. So it was like Big Jay Okerson like a bunch of guys that he
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went to go see for a David taping. It was for a tell and he's like you're
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going to love tonight. And he listed the names at the seller and a bunch of people that we know are on it and and D
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Rosa goes kind of bummed I wasn't on it. >> One of the comics performing that night.
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They went to a party of his or >> David had a taping at the seller and they were doing a TV taping for like a
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small quick standup taping thing that he was doing >> and Epstein was emailing someone his
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constituents about the show that evening and he was saying you're going to love
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it tonight. Here's the guys who are on the lineup >> who are on the lineup.
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>> You can look it up. It's got it's on there. It's like it's like uh Big Jay
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Ogerson. >> Was D Roso on the lineup and he wasn't mentioned? >> No, he wasn't on the lineup but he did
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the show the next night. >> I see. >> So he was bummed about that. >> Yeah. I don't know if you're going to
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find it. I don't know where D Roa found it. He said it got pushed around a little bit. Like
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>> so many people are on that thing. >> The Epstein list. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Not the list, but they're just mentioned in emails and this and that. It's like
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>> Yeah. >> He knew a lot of people. Turns out >> you knew a lot of people.
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>> Turns out knew a lot of people. Dude, >> you know what's even crazier? I said
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this today in the car. All these tinfoil hat people that we said that remember the remember pizza gate? Yeah.
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>> And we were like, "Come on, they're not pizza. What is that? They're the pizza.
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It's all real. It's like 50 pages of people going, "Can't wait to get more
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pizza tonight. Pizza party was so good." Wow. >> You didn't see this? No.
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>> Oh my god, dude. There it is. Comedians in the Epstein list. Go ahead, zoom in.
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>> Uh, comedy seller, Jeffrey E. >> Lewis J. Gomez, David Tell, Russ Man,
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Sabrina Jalis, Jay Ocherson, and surprise guest. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> Yeah, he had a good lineup.
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>> Russ. Maybe those comics influenced Epstein. Maybe before this he wasn't
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even interested in having an island. >> Wow. So he went to the show. >> He went to go see those guys live. Yeah.
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He went to go to the comedy seller. >> Crazy. >> Yeah, but pizza was real, dude. The
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pizza thing is crazy. It's all over the files. All you see all the time is like
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starving for more pizza. Hey, >> they went to the pizza parlor. They went downstairs. There's nothing there.
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>> No, dude. Literally. >> No, pizza was code. Pizza was code. >> Oh, yeah. But the but but the pizza gate
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thing was an actual place. >> I know. But they were using it because they were using that code. They were
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saying the place wasn't real, but it was an it was a code for >> Yeah.
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>> Nasty [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Nasty. Look at this. Mention a pizza a
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thousand times in Epstein file. Doc's reveal. By the way, nobody likes pizza
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that much. So you know that. You know what that is? >> Yeah. >> That's nasty, dude.
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>> Yeah. The pizza is delicious. >> Not like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I I don't
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because >> from now on I don't like pizza. >> No, WHAT I'M SAYING NO I DEFEND
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>> PIZZA. >> What did pizza do? They chose the name. If I was a hot dog,
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>> dude, if I was a hot dog and they started using hot dog. Yeah. >> Why are you guys bringing me into this
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whole thing? >> I'D BE LIKE, BUT WHY DID YOU CHOOSE HOT DOG? BUT THAT YOU KNOW my point.
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>> You know why they chose pizza? >> Empanada. >> You know why they chose pizza?
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>> Why? >> Pizza. Pizza party. It's what young people like, pizzas. That's what they
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refer to them as pizza parties. And you know what's gross? They probably did get
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them pizza. >> That's even more [ __ ] up. >> Well, not ice cream.
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>> I don't know what you're doing here. >> I don't either.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Let's not find a replacement first. Perversion food. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. The files are the files are just mesmerizing. I can't stop reading stuff.
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>> I can't stop. It's so much nasty nasty [ __ ] dude. >> Yeah. Well, there's millions of
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documents. I can't go through it all. >> Every time a Twitter post >> I went through two and I was like I
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can't do a million three million. >> Every time on a post pops up on Twitter
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I sit for an hour reading it. I can't stop. >> Yeah. >> It's I'm addicted.
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>> And to see the com the one that made me laugh the hardest was about Elon.
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>> Mhm. >> Where he's like get this [ __ ] dork out of here. Like Elon wanted to go to a
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party and they would let him in. >> Wow. >> Look at this. Uh probably just Tula and
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me. Whatever. How many people be Well, his assistant, right? He like handed off to his assistant was like, "Get this guy
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the [ __ ] out of here." >> Elon tried to get into the party and they wouldn't let him. Just like a He
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had like a house party or something. >> Yeah. What? The lake one? You know the
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lake one? >> What's the lake? >> Where he Right. He threw a Trump threw a
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baby in the lake. >> Lake Michigan. >> In Lake Michigan. >> That one's pretty dark.
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>> It's pretty dark. >> Is that me? >> Imagine I was the baby in the lake.
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>> It's a red head. Throw it away. >> Yeah. >> Oh, the world's falling apart. How do
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you feel? >> I feel great. I'm on I'm on Lexar Pro. Yay. >> The fall world's falling apart. Get on
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Lexa Pro. >> You know, I got my a little bit of Rolin, some Lexa Pro. I think it's
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pretty good. >> You're grooving. >> I'm grooving. I feel pretty good. Yeah,
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>> I feel great. I'm on I'm on uh >> Are you on anything? >> I'm on creatine and I'm on ashwagandha.
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I'm on CoQ10. I'm I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good. >> Yeah. But I mean, do you take any
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medication or anything? >> Uh for my brain? >> Yeah. No, I take statins for my heart.
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You know that? >> Yeah, I do. Yeah. >> Uh, >> but did you, your therapist doesn't say,
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you know? >> No, I tried, you know, I tried uh what's the one what's the main one everybody
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does? Uh >> what? Zoloft. >> Zoloft. Yeah. Yeah. >> I tried that once and it gave it it made
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me so much worse when I was young. >> Oh, yeah. >> I hated the way I felt on Zoloft. As
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soon as I got off of drugs, I felt kind of normal again. The panic was still there,
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>> but I felt more human. I felt very robotic. >> Doesn't that mean you need them?
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doesn't mean I need them that I felt terrible on them. >> That like as soon as you got off them,
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you felt good. That's like how that's what crazy people say. They're like,
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"Oh, when I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay." >> H
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>> So, I just worry. >> We've had friends that stopped taking medicine.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I guess we'll see. Carlos. >> Yeah.
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>> No, I feel so much better when I got off of him. I took him when I was a young
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lad when I was in college, my senior year. >> And I don't want to take anything else.
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You know what I take? >> I take Jesus. >> I take big doses of Jesus every morning.
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>> I pray to my God that you're going to be okay. That you're going to be okay.
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>> And I pray that you're going to be okay, too. >> What did caveman do without medication
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back in the day? Like if you had like ADHD, >> you know what I mean? >> Looked around a lot.
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>> No, he's just kind of like, you know, painting like K painting. I think he's
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distracted by a spider. >> I like that. >> Asking a question. >> This this Lexa Pro is working.
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>> Yeah. Or or like, you know what I mean? You had anxiety and there was no Xanax.
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You know what I mean? >> How do you explain that to another caveman? >> You know what I mean?
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>> Right. I mean, there there was no medication back. >> Let's explain. Let's explain. You're a
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caveman. Give me cave talk about trying to tell me. Convince me that you have depression.
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>> Oh. Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Huh? >> Whoa. They speak a little French.
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>> A little French. >> Yeah. >> A little bit of Yeah, >> they speak a little bit of French.
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>> Yeah, that's how like >> that's how we learned it. Yeah. Yeah. So they, you know, I'm sure
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language was developed that way. What was the first word? >> Yeah. Okay. >> When you're going to attack with someone
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lying. >> Yeah. >> It was emotions. >> It could be oak. >> Ow. Ow. Pain. Yeah. Pain.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Nobody knows the first word. >> But somebody had
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>> ah look instinctive sounds. Many believe that ow and ah surprise. We literally
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just said that. >> Just did it because we know. >> No, but that's amazing.
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>> Yeah. Because we're smart. >> Yeah, we are. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Simple request. Food. This. >> Yeah. Without hands, can you do it?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I go >> You know what I mean? >> Oh, dude. Can I do something for you in
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caveman speak? >> Yeah. Go ahead. >> Imagine we're around a fire pit and I'm
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telling you you're my buddy. >> Yeah. >> Not you. >> I'm talking about you to another guy.
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Yeah, >> you're a different guy, but I'm talking about Bobby. >> Okay.
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>> Okay. See if you can get this story. >> Okay. >> See or let ME LET ME DO LET ME DO YOU let me
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do you let me do you let me do you now >> okay I'm explaining you >> that's good that's good
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you nude Oh yeah. Oh, you know that. Oh, no. No. No. Not right. Yeah, >> dude. Imagine for the people listening
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to the podcast on not seeing it. >> Just in your car. >> Oh my god, dude. So funny. That was a
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good one. >> You and I would have been great cavemen. >> I would be the best.
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>> The best. >> But you know, would we um >> It would just be you and I
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>> because of warmth. Would we be able We would be hugging every body heat.
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>> Yeah. We would never go for women. >> Yeah. >> We would never go for
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>> No, I would. I would. >> No chance. No, cuz you back then you got
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to and then drag them by their hair. You wouldn't do that. You were liberal before you. I would liberal.
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>> Yeah, you're a liberal. >> Well, you know what? I would provide.
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>> Okay. I'm a woman. Ask me out then as a cavewoman. >> Wow, that hurts even in.
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Holy [ __ ] That hit that hit hard. >> That's what I mean. We wouldn't want We
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wouldn't want that kind of rejection. >> Wait, shoot the laugh again, right?
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>> Yeah. Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> We would have been great cave people.
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Cave would have been the way to go, man. >> How do you teach kids in cave? Like, can
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you life lessons? Can you do that? >> It's just like animals. They see and
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they and they they see and they repeat. Monkey see, monkey do. Did you see the Did you see the cave in Kazakhstan that
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they just found that looks like a [ __ ] door? Looks like a 50ft door. >> I want to see it,
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>> dude. Kazakhstan cave door. Good luck spelling Kazakhstan. >> There. I GOT IT. KACHAVA
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found of like a >> That's not a door, >> brother. That looks like a door to me.
00:23:12
>> That's pretty dory. >> Yeah, dude. That's a >> It's more of a Hobbit door.
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>> A Lord of the Rings. >> Lord of the Rings door. I don't know how
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old this is, but I just saw >> how you open that. >> How >> you say friend in Elvis?
00:23:24
>> So stupid. >> No, but you know, do you remember? >> No, I don't see it.
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>> You don't remember? >> I didn't see it. >> Can I explain?
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>> Yeah, please. >> Okay. In Lord of the Rings, right, they're trying to get in the minds of
00:23:35
warrior and there's a door that looks exactly like that, but they don't know
00:23:38
how to get in. So they they all sit out there for like hours and then Frodo has a suggestion. Say, right. He goes, "Say
00:23:48
friend in Elvish." And she he says it and the door opens. >> [ __ ] Friend.
00:23:53
>> Yeah. >> See, look. Look at that door. Now go back to the Kazakhstan door.
00:23:56
>> Yeah. >> What? It was just found this last year, right? Isn't that what it said? 2025.
00:24:00
>> Yeah, >> bro. You're telling me that's not a [ __ ] doorway? Zoom in to the one on
00:24:03
the left. >> That is a That's a man standing outside of it, by the way.
00:24:07
>> Oh, that Oh, yeah. >> That's So, what does that got to be? 50
00:24:09
75 ft up. That's a door, dude. It just it happens to look like one but >> chance that how is that naturally
00:24:16
occurring? They can't even explain it. It doesn't look like it's naturally
00:24:19
occurring in the rock. >> Well, then knock on it. >> Look, >> these are two Kazakhstanians.
00:24:25
>> Yeah, >> we have to go by the door. We will knock on door. >> Yeah.
00:24:29
>> Friend and Elvish. >> Oh, IT'S >> Look at it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:38
>> That's a [ __ ] door. Yeah, >> dude. That's not a part of a mountain.
00:24:41
That's a door. >> Wow. >> That's a creepy cave door to something
00:24:44
that we don't want to know. >> Yeah. Just knock on it. >> I would never. You would never.
00:24:49
>> I would knock. >> You'd knock and then you'd run and leave
00:24:52
me there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Doorbell. Yeah. Dingdong ditch. >> Ding dong ditch.
00:24:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Some giant comes out. >> Imagine he goes Bobby mom. >> Like how do you see the show?
00:25:05
>> Yeah. I'm getting we have to do we should do a bad friends abroad where we
00:25:10
explore these hidden gems that's going to happen. You know how far it takes to
00:25:14
get even get there >> to Kazakhstan. You'd stop >> No, but to get to that door you have to
00:25:19
take a donkey. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? And the paraglide, right? And then zipline and then
00:25:25
>> he's getting flights. We can do a non-stop one stop 20 hours. >> Dude, how boring is Kazan?
00:25:30
>> Oh. >> Oh, it's supposed to be beautiful. >> Really? >> Yeah.
00:25:34
>> Isn't that tough people? Hey, let's be nice. There's about 40 people that
00:25:37
listen to us in Kazakhstan. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I love Kaz. >> Shout out to Kazzy's.
00:25:40
>> I love Kazzy's. >> Look at that. They got Look at that. They got a thing with a
00:25:43
>> That's a good city. >> Ooh. >> Ladies. >> Ooh. >> They're kind of Asian looking, which is
00:25:52
what I like. >> Eastern European has this like right on the border of Mongolian
00:25:59
looking. >> I mean, Kakasan is in Asia. >> Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so
00:26:04
far eastern. It still grasps a piece of Europe, right? Doesn't that feel like
00:26:07
Europe? >> It's a combination between Eastern Europeans and Asians, I think.
00:26:11
>> Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel Eastern Europe and Asia at the same
00:26:14
time? >> It's the center. >> It's huge. >> Like, wait, wait. Go, go, go, can you
00:26:19
zoom in, please? >> It's right next to Mongolia. So, it's got that But look, Western Kazakhstan.
00:26:23
Go way west. >> Look at how Look, it butts up there to what? What is that? What country is next
00:26:28
door? >> Georgia. >> Georgia. >> Yeah, man. That's You're Eastern Europe,
00:26:31
dude. You're kissing it. You're kissing it. >> You're kissing it. Yeah,
00:26:34
>> Russia. >> Like if you look at some parts of Russia too. >> Well, Russia spans the map.
00:26:39
>> If you go like way uh let's see, >> east is Asian. West is European.
00:26:44
>> Yes, that's right. Yes. Yeah. >> Western Russia might as well be uh uh
00:26:48
you know what is that like um even bleeds into Finland. Imagine if the Finn Russians,
00:26:54
>> the Russins, >> like in certain parts of Russia, they would think that I was probably Russian.
00:26:59
>> Mongolian. >> 100% Mongolian. I've seen Russians look completely Asian.
00:27:06
>> Yes. >> Yeah. The Mongolian one. >> Mongolian. >> That's a zinger. Like that.
00:27:14
>> How do you do a Russian Asian accent? I'm trying to do it right now.
00:27:19
>> I can't even do it. >> Yeah. From Russia. We will come from >> Russia. We will come
00:27:24
>> from from Russia. You come to Russia. That's really hard to combine.
00:27:28
>> Yeah. Uh from Russia. >> That's it. from Russia. Do we have maybe
00:27:34
>> and and you say say in Russia >> in Russia we >> in in Russia.
00:27:39
>> I'm trying. FINISH IT. [ __ ] FINISH IT. >> HEY, MAN. >> SORRY. My I'm aggressive. It's Alexa,
00:27:45
bro. >> In Russia. >> Yeah. >> In Russia, car drives you. >> In Russia. In Russia, car drive you.
00:27:55
>> That's That's good. That's a guy that's there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a man that
00:27:59
exists out there in Russia. >> Somewhere out there. Yeah. But there's like look at all that land up like where
00:28:04
there's no big like what happens up there. >> That's the polar vortex of nothingness.
00:28:08
I mean, >> but people do live out there. >> No, rarely. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, people live out there.
00:28:13
They I saw this Tik Tok where there's this rickety train that's coal still. By
00:28:20
the way, >> we should make a movie called Rickety Train. >> Yeah. It's a rickety train with coal
00:28:24
still, right? And the tracks sometimes they have to go out and they fix the railroad tracks, right? Yeah.
00:28:29
>> And it's in Russia and it's like these small towns and they they heard gout and
00:28:34
>> I mean yeah there are people way out there express. Yeah. >> Did you Yeah. Did you save your bell?
00:28:40
Did you take your bell on the rickety train? >> If you listen to the bell, you can hear
00:28:46
train coming. Train is bringing new goats. >> Yeah. That's incredible.
00:28:55
>> What? It's incredible. What happens if you're like out there and you're and you
00:28:59
you're like a good-looking dude. You can't model. >> Yeah, you can train model. Train model,
00:29:06
dude. >> You model on the train. They let you walk around from car to car.
00:29:10
>> Oh, I see. >> What do if you're a hot guy? Well, >> like you're a hot guy, you have unless
00:29:13
you're you know you're a good actor, >> right? Like you're you just that's your
00:29:18
dream. >> You got it. You have it. >> You have it. You're like the Philip
00:29:21
Seymour Hoffman, but you look like Brad Pitt, >> right? >> Damn. Right. And you got Daniel Lewis
00:29:26
skills. >> You got Daniel D. Lewis skills. You know what I mean? And you got um Haley Joel
00:29:30
Osman feet. >> Why not? That's little feet, right? And you're like um you're so so dress for
00:29:39
for what you >> And you live in the smallest town in northern Russia. >> There's no hope.
00:29:44
>> I guess you But you got to be the hottest guy in a small town. >> Yeah. But does he go to Moscow and try
00:29:48
to do theater? Oh yeah. >> Oh, that's what you would do. >> Yeah.
00:29:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Become a dancer or an actor? >> Yeah. >> What is that? An international actors
00:29:54
agency up there? It >> was a Russian talent agency, but it was it looked like it was going to spy on
00:29:59
us. >> I could use that. My agents aren't doing [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> I could really use a bump. I might as
00:30:04
well go to a >> What if they wouldn't sign me? >> You know what I mean? I called. No.
00:30:08
>> The Mongolian agency would kill down there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Why don't you go down
00:30:13
>> a commercial with an eagle on my arm? >> Eagle insurance. >> Yeah. Those are like, dude, Mongolians,
00:30:21
dude, I mean, did you see um Physical Asia? >> Yeah, we watched that. We talked about
00:30:27
that. >> Yeah. Yeah. But the Mongolians, they're tough people. >> Yeah, they're nuts.
00:30:31
>> They're nuts, dude. Well, Genghaskhan was nuts. >> My dog. >> Yeah.
00:30:35
>> Miss you. RIP. RIP Gangi. >> Yeah. >> Physical Asia. >> Yeah, the Mongols are
00:30:41
>> You just thought they were for making fun of Yeah. Yeah. You thought they were dry
00:30:49
Eskimos. >> That guy's huge in the front. >> Yeah. >> My god.
00:30:55
>> I think when you live out there, you it just toughens. Yeah. >> What's the slang for this Mongolian
00:31:00
team? What's the slang? What's the slang? What's the What's the phrase for
00:31:04
this team? >> What? Um >> the promotional phrase. What would their phrase be if this was a poster for the
00:31:08
Mongolian team? >> An ad agency? What the [ __ ] is going on? >> I got it loaded up.
00:31:14
>> What? Mongolia. We got the beef. >> Oh, >> that's good, dude.
00:31:20
>> Mongolia. >> Mongolia. >> Where's the beef? >> Yeah,
00:31:24
>> we got the beef with you. >> Yeah. >> Also, try Mongolian beef right now on
00:31:28
special at Panda Express for $9.99. >> Hey, see if there's hot Mongolian women
00:31:32
>> for sure. >> There's probably not >> hot women all over the world.
00:31:35
>> I don't know. I don't think so. >> Yeah, hot Mongolian women.
00:31:39
>> Bingo. I mean, you think >> Yes, they're both very pretty. >> Or the region. Yeah.
00:31:48
>> Yeah. >> No. What? >> Look at me right now, dude. >> Yeah, dude.
00:31:54
>> Give me another one. Give me a couple more. >> Yeah. Yeah. Give me a couple. There we
00:31:57
go. Yeah. >> Isn't that your aunt? I'm >> saying. Yeah. >> That's Yeah. I'm I guess there's
00:32:05
>> Oh, there's one right there. >> That's how you This is Asia, not Europe.
00:32:09
>> Jeez. >> Third. Yeah, that her >> gorgeous >> gorgeous
00:32:12
>> gorgeous >> AI. Okay, >> there we go. >> Here we go. >> He typed in how
00:32:22
>> he corrects it usually. >> How Mongolian woman. >> Yeah. >> Oh, there you go. That's Mongolia.
00:32:27
>> Yeah, that's pretty Mongolian. >> Couple of mountains there in the
00:32:30
foreground. >> Let's move on from the Mongolian. >> Yeah, let's get off of Mongolia.
00:32:35
>> Yeah, let me zoom in on that girl walking down the street. She's just carrying trash.
00:32:44
>> Severed head in that back. >> Crazy. >> What is going on there? Uh,
00:32:48
>> get off of that. >> Get off it. I'm going to watch Goat. >> Goat. Please go watch Goat.
00:32:52
>> Coming out. >> Goat is out. No. When this comes out, it'll be out right now. Please go see
00:32:57
Goat. >> Are you guys taking us to the premiere? >> Nope. >> Yep.
00:33:00
>> It's just me and Ander are going to go. >> That's crazy. You thought that we would
00:33:03
take it to the premiere. >> Are you going to wear a suit? I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie,
00:33:07
so I then then thought I should just wear like casual clothes. >> Is that what you're going to do?
00:33:12
>> Yeah, cuz we got to have pictures together and I figured we should just
00:33:14
wear street clothes. >> I wear a sports coat. >> But we never wear sports coats.
00:33:18
>> How about like jeans, t-shirt, sports coat? >> I don't want to wear a collar. I don't
00:33:22
think it [ __ ] matters anymore. >> Okay. >> Like what? >> You're just going to dress regular?
00:33:27
>> Well, yeah, because who's it for the photos? Our moms. >> Oh, yeah.
00:33:30
>> Do you know what I I mean, like at this point, >> but if everyone's wearing a suit and
00:33:33
we're like wearing, you know, >> how how much more rad could that be? >> I guess
00:33:37
>> I'll wear a dress. Would you like to wear a dress? >> Because you know that Nick Croll is
00:33:39
going to wear a suit. Like a purple suit. >> Yeah, he could. But that's but he's
00:33:43
they're more professional than us, dude. >> Okay. >> He's a worked at.
00:33:47
>> I was literally going to go buy buy a suit tomorrow. >> Oh, okay. Buy one. I'm telling you, I'm
00:33:51
not going to wear one. >> Like a black suit. >> Nice. >> I have no interest in that.
00:33:54
>> With a black tie like look, you know what I mean? >> Saying black a lot.
00:33:58
>> Yeah, I love black people. >> I'm going to wear a white suit. White
00:34:00
tie. >> Yeah, you have suits. >> I Dude, >> let's do suit. Let's do suits.
00:34:07
>> Can I tell you what's a bummer? What? >> I tried to put on a suit the uh what, a
00:34:10
week ago? Yeah. >> For my sister's wedding coming up. >> Yeah. >> Too fat for that suit.
00:34:16
>> So, you get another one. >> I would have to get a brand new suit.
00:34:18
>> Yeah. >> I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm 205 right now. >> Where are we going to go?
00:34:22
>> Where should we go to get a suit? >> Yeah. >> Men's Warehouse.
00:34:25
>> Oh, >> what do you mean? I go to Jimmy how's >> Jimmy O Yang has his own [ __ ] suit
00:34:31
>> for little people. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:34
>> Jimmy >> Tom Ford will like fix it for you. >> I'm going to Ronnie Changs. He's got a
00:34:39
suit. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait a minute. You're Where would you really go to get a suit if you're really
00:34:44
going to get >> Jimmy? The uh was right down the street. >> Shut up, dude.
00:34:48
>> I swear to God I didn't. >> It's a little people store. >> It's No, it's for small actors like Seth
00:34:52
Ro uh Greeningo. Seth Greeningo. Um, Elijah go like like we go >> and there's head shots of like all all
00:35:02
all the little actors, >> dude. The little people suit store is so funny. Yeah. Everything's half off.
00:35:12
>> Hey, do you have size six in these? Like, whoa, Bigfoot, slow down. >> Williams goes. I think Brad Williams
00:35:16
goes, >> but it's We've looked it up before, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real
00:35:21
What's so funny? You have people like you have people that go to like, you know what I mean? Big doll.
00:35:28
>> Will you go to Little People's Suit store, please? Will you Google Little
00:35:31
People's Suit store? Just the idea is so fantastic. >> It's the one that I go to, Jimmy.
00:35:36
>> You're like, 800 bucks. There's half the fabric. Little People Suit store. Jimmy
00:35:40
Owls for men in 5'8 and under. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. I've seen this.
00:35:45
>> What? Why is that funny, dude? I'm You're pissing me off. >> It's so funny cuz 5'8, you know, is
00:35:52
like, "Wo, you're tall." >> 5'8" in the tall section.
00:35:59
>> A really nice door, though. >> Yeah. It looks amazing, dude. >> You have everything there.
00:36:04
>> Like a dollhouse. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Like a what? >> A dollhouse.
00:36:12
That entire store fits in my car. Dude, Jimmy out. Let me see Jimmy. Give it a break. Where's Jimmy?
00:36:21
>> He's There he is. >> He's there. >> Every time I go on. What's up?
00:36:26
>> Who Where are the Who are the uh the the small celebrities that go? Look. Isn't that Seth Green right there?
00:36:40
>> Yeah. V. Vern. >> Vern. Yeah. Vern. Our dog. RIP. >> Yeah. Vern goes. RIP Verie.
00:36:46
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, we all go I love it there.
00:36:54
>> Yeah. It also dude dude, WHAT WHAT'S YOUR [ __ ] PROBLEM, DUDE? >> WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?
00:37:03
>> I don't know. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Little ties. It's just so cute.
00:37:05
Everything's small. It's just cute, dude. >> I like Jimmy O's.
00:37:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Ah, >> I was going to go tomorrow, but uh >> do celebs that go to Jimmy O. I want to
00:37:16
see the list of celebs that Celebs that go. >> It's the wonder guy. What's his name?
00:37:23
>> Who? >> Fred. >> Fred Savage. >> Fred Savage. Go. >> Yeah. Wait, zoom in. Oh, dude. Martin
00:37:28
Sheen, Alpaccino, Wahberg, Devito, Peshy, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade, and Bobby Lee.
00:37:34
>> Yeah, Spade goes there's a head shot of him. >> Yeah. So, I go there.
00:37:41
But you you can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are 5'4 and you're like,
00:37:47
>> "Oh, this is for me. >> It's got to feel good. >> It feels good."
00:37:50
>> I like that you admit that you're 5'4" for years. This 56 game you were
00:37:54
playing. Spade. >> Hello. >> Hey, you're on you're on Bad Friends
00:37:58
with Me and Bobby. Where do you go to buy suits? >> Um >> Oh, I don't know. I probably
00:38:06
>> be honest. If you're going to get a suit, where do you go? Be honest.
00:38:09
Um, I would probably go to Theory or something, but Prada ones are too tight. >> But what about if what
00:38:14
>> can't lift your arms, >> but is there a is there a is there a
00:38:17
shop that you would go to that's not brand name? >> Don't say like the little short place.
00:38:26
>> Do you ever go to >> I went to Jimmy. >> Do you go to Jimmy?
00:38:29
>> Don't say Jimmy and don't know how to say it. >> I wouldn't go into that. I wouldn't go
00:38:36
into that [ __ ] [ __ ] hole. So, wait, >> dude. I'm 5'11. >> Be honest. Be honest. Have you ever
00:38:44
shopped at Jimmy >> Oz? >> I swear to God, I would never go in there even if I had you.
00:38:48
>> Your head shot's on the wall. >> I saw I saw Bobby walk out with [ __ ]
00:38:53
two full bags. Got a couple. >> All right. Love you, buddy. >> Love you. Bye.
00:39:02
>> Oh, Spade. So funny. >> We're plugging Jimmy Oz, man. This is
00:39:08
good. >> Yeah, >> this is good thing. >> Marcelo Hernandez would probably go
00:39:12
there. >> No, he'd have No, he'd do custom. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he would do custom.
00:39:16
>> All right. >> All right. I'll wear a suit if you want to wear a suit.
00:39:18
>> Okay. >> I'm excited about this premiere. I'm not kidding. I hope the movie's good.
00:39:22
>> Yeah. >> I'm like actually excited for it. >> I am too.
00:39:26
>> And I also That's why I got nervous the other night cuz I saw the billboard for
00:39:28
the new Pixar movie and I was like, "Oh, [ __ ] That's going to bury it." But it
00:39:31
comes out end of March. I thought we're good. >> Oh, we're good. >> We're good. We'll have some time.
00:39:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what it's called. That one. That one. It
00:39:38
looks great. >> That one looks great. >> Hoppers. I know. >> Yeah, that one. Yeah,
00:39:41
>> it looks so cute. >> Yeah. >> God, Pixar, they don't miss, do they?
00:39:45
>> They don't miss at all. >> They just don't miss. >> They just What? What's the shrug face?
00:39:50
>> Yeah. What have they miss? They have missed a couple times. >> They've missed a couple times.
00:39:53
>> What? >> Yeah. >> What if you're talking percentage wise?
00:39:56
>> Ilia. What's >> Ilio? Good dinosaur. Cars 2. >> Cars 2 was fine.
00:40:01
>> No. >> Yeah. >> You're crazy. Cars 2 was fine. And Good
00:40:05
Dinosaur was fine. Like your brave was good. That's people don't like that cuz
00:40:08
they're racist. >> All right. Go ahead. Go to go to go to Pixar movies. Just just do Pixar movie.
00:40:14
>> Their OG was so perfect. >> Brother, you can't not everyone you
00:40:18
can't go >> undefeated. Which was the jazz one they did. >> Oh, I like the Eric Griffin was in it.
00:40:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I like that movie. >> Well, he looks like the guy from Eric
00:40:28
Griffin. >> Okay, look. Toy Stories. All of them phenomenal. Finding Nemo, Inside Out,
00:40:34
>> amazing. I mean, Inside Out, >> Coco, Incredibles, >> uh, Ratatouille,
00:40:41
>> can you zoom in a little soul? These are all bangers. >> Yeah, bangers.
00:40:46
>> Turning Red, Wall-E, >> Finding Gory, Incredibles. My point, stop there. Bugs Life. They My point is,
00:40:53
>> yeah, to have that many. >> Stop it. They're unbeliev So, they make
00:40:56
one or two that are like not as fun. They're good. They're on fire. >> They're on fire. But you know who's
00:41:01
going to be on more fire? >> What? >> From the creators of the Spiderverse
00:41:05
comes Goat. >> Yeah. >> The the littlest to make it to the bigs in Goat. Can you do your voice that we
00:41:13
do on the movie? >> I don't remember. >> We do announcers in the movie. We play.
00:41:17
>> What's yours? I know your Yeah. Go ahead. Do yours. >> Uh Will steals the ball.
00:41:22
>> Yeah, that's >> I sound like that. I It's a It's I'm
00:41:25
stealing from uh Marv Albert. I sound like Marv Albert. Can you do yours? What was mine?
00:41:31
>> You were uh yours yours was like uh you kept going like oh yeah >> you were like hey yeah
00:41:37
>> yeah that's it. >> YEAH THAT YEAH WELL TAKES it to the lead. >> That's exactly right.
00:41:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Also um remember every time we would go in I would go hey can you play it again
00:41:47
>> so we could hear it >> like what I sounded like because I forget.
00:41:50
>> Well it's easy to forget >> because you do the sessions every three
00:41:53
[ __ ] months so you don't even know when they happen. >> Great fruit plates. They really did
00:41:58
knock it out with the fruit plates. >> I mean, you know, sometimes you do ADR,
00:42:02
right? Or inside ghetto, you have those short little bottles of water, a brand you've never even heard of. But this one
00:42:09
was beautiful cheese and fruit plates. >> It was really nice. Yeah. >> Yeah. Some of the Sometimes you go in
00:42:14
there, it's a pack of Newports. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For your throat. >> Yeah.
00:42:20
>> It was way better. >> It was way better. >> Doing it together was important.
00:42:23
>> We did it together every time. >> You know, they're writing a second one
00:42:25
right now. No, >> I mean I think they make them do that just in case the first one does well.
00:42:30
Doesn't mean anything. It just means like if it does really well, I think they're writing the second one.
00:42:34
>> Yeah, >> those guys wrote a good >> How would you feel if you got recast?
00:42:37
>> I'd feel it because it would be appropriate. >> I think so. You killed it.
00:42:40
>> No, for big. They'd want a name. This is the thing. If they want a big name,
00:42:44
they'd recast us for like they they'd be like the And the announcers are played
00:42:47
by >> pretty big >> Kian Peele. No, not we're not Kian Peele, right?
00:42:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not kidding. >> That's what I mean is like if they
00:42:54
wanted to upgrade, they could easily upgrade. >> Yeah. >> And that's fine with me.
00:42:59
>> Not for me. >> I don't care, dude. >> Yeah. Not for me.
00:43:02
>> I'm in I'm entry level. I'm down there. I'll take it. >> Hey, man. I'm I'll park the cars.
00:43:07
>> No, you won't, dude. >> I'll get out there and park there. I
00:43:09
used to love valeting. I valet. >> It's so funny. You try to play this like
00:43:12
I'm a struggling guy and then you're at the highest level. >> I'm not a struggling guy. I just don't
00:43:16
mind that if someone replaced me, I wouldn't care. >> You're the most high class guy I know.
00:43:20
>> He's down to earth though. >> I'm on the earth. Who's that more down
00:43:23
to earth, Andrew or me? >> Andrew. >> Andrew. >> You You walk right into that.
00:43:31
>> And you're being real. >> Oh, stop it. >> No, dude. >> Stop it.
00:43:35
>> There's no way. >> Stop it. >> There's no way. >> It's We're You know what? We both live.
00:43:40
>> You both are really, really down to her. >> No. That makes me so mad right now.
00:43:44
>> All right. >> Especially with the way what McCullen did. He knows the truth.
00:43:47
>> Relax, Billy. >> No, no, I'm not. I'm No, I'm No. No. No
00:43:50
one's illegal on stolen land. >> You're right. >> No one's illegal on stolen land.
00:43:58
>> You're not. Yeah, you're right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's the funniest [ __ ]
00:44:04
>> Insane. Because then her house is on stolen land. >> I know. That's the funny. They found out
00:44:08
her $14 million house is on a stolen land. >> Who's >> Billy Isish? Oh, really?
00:44:12
>> No one's illegal on stolen land. >> Yeah. >> Really? Her house is on a [ __ ] plot
00:44:18
of land. That's, you know, whatever. But you knew they were going to find that.
00:44:22
That's what she said. Billy Aish uh signed over her $14 million mansion. If it's stolen land, hand over the keys,
00:44:28
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talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code >> space 80. >> So, you know what I've been doing in the
00:47:00
last 5 days? >> What? I've been playing video games till 9 in the morning and I I woke up 45 minutes
00:47:09
before I got here. >> I know you look like it. It sounds like I can hear it in your voice.
00:47:12
>> Yeah. I I'm lost. >> What game? >> I revisited Starfield.
00:47:17
>> Oh, >> what? >> That's just Yeah. >> Yeah. And it's just been grinding and
00:47:22
it's I need help. >> I need help. >> Why are you doing this to yourself?
00:47:27
>> Grinding. >> Grinding is a It's not what most people >> think. What do you mean?
00:47:32
>> This is what I've been playing. >> What is it? >> Ratchet and Clank.
00:47:34
>> Oh, yeah. >> It's really good. >> People are playing Arc Raiders. Like
00:47:37
Eric Griffy's like, "Hey, man. Have you downloaded it yet?" >> Like, "I don't want to play with you."
00:47:42
>> No. >> What? >> You guys got to You got to get up, get out, and do something, MAN.
00:47:48
>> This is crazy, dude. >> Dude, >> that's too much time dedicated to a
00:47:52
thing that doesn't mean anything. >> It means everything. >> It means everything. When you go to a
00:47:57
planet, you got to survey the whole thing. You got to, you know, I mean, all the minerals and rocks.
00:48:01
>> How about this? How about this? How about >> analyze all the animals and stuff?
00:48:04
>> How about do it at times when it's helpful for your your uh circadian
00:48:09
rhythm, not >> How about do them in the middle of the day? >> Okay. What I'm going to say to you is
00:48:14
this. All right. What else is there to do? >> What do you mean? >> Write your next hour.
00:48:19
>> God, you're tone right now, dude. You want to get defeated? >> I'll crush the bones in your face.
00:48:24
>> I got some stuff for you. >> What? >> Meet up with people. Hang out. Go have a
00:48:28
lunch. Go do a writing session. Go exercise. Go see things that you've never seen before.
00:48:33
>> Yeah. >> Get up. Get out. >> I went to my fifth VR thing the other
00:48:37
day by myself. >> I'm in the VR suit, right? >> You know what I mean? I'm trying to do
00:48:42
things. I >> was in Sherman Oak. By myself. I'm You know what I mean? >> Why don't you ask anybody to come with
00:48:48
you? >> No one wanted to go. And they were like, you you're solo. >> You're spending hundreds of dollars by
00:48:53
yourself. And after about 45 minutes, I eat alone. You know what I mean? at that
00:48:57
little plaza there. I went to a Dan Noodles. >> Self-induced. >> This is me, right?
00:49:00
>> Self-induced. And then what else is there to do? Um, I'll go to the Wii Spa.
00:49:05
I'm alone naked in a spa. I'm alone. >> CALL ANYTHING >> ALL THE TIME.
00:49:12
>> Never calls me. >> Yeah. Every once in a while, Jean will be like, "Let's go to, you know what I
00:49:17
mean? Young King." So, we go to Young King, eat sweet and sour pork. >> Why aren't you trying to go meet up with
00:49:22
Chickados? Nobody who wants to hang out. >> That's [ __ ] dude. I've seen your
00:49:27
[ __ ] riot. >> What I'm saying is is that, you know, this is me for life.
00:49:32
>> A 13-year-old white boy in the mall. >> Yeah. Yeah. My point is is that um What
00:49:36
else is there to do? >> Go hang out with people. You just don't reach out. You don't want to reach out.
00:49:40
You want people to reach out to you. >> I mean, the texts I get today, it's like
00:49:45
I mean, there was one thing Marcelo called and it was like, "You want to eat
00:49:48
dinner at 6:30?" But I had this. You know what I mean? So, you know, but I would have done that. Tomorrow night I'm
00:49:52
gonna hang out with my my you know the girl that I'm seeing. You know, everyone knows her. And then
00:49:58
um >> nobody knows her. >> I mean, you know her personally. >> Yeah. But I'm saying I haven't said
00:50:03
>> the humans don't need to know. >> I don't want anyone to know. But my
00:50:05
point is is that so I do some things but it's like and then this weekend we're
00:50:08
going to go to the U premiere. >> That's going to be fun. >> That'll be fun. That's me getting out.
00:50:13
But at night I'm going to go home. You know what I mean? >> If that's what you need, that's what you
00:50:16
like, that's what you like. >> I I I don't know what's that I don't
00:50:18
know what's going on, but I'm reverting. Does she like the video game thing?
00:50:22
>> Well, this is what I do. This is >> You wait till she goes to sleep
00:50:26
>> and I wait. >> I know you. >> I lay there and I wait. >> Little bad boy. I
00:50:30
>> listen and if I hear, >> right, I slowly get out, right? And I go
00:50:35
to my little cubicle and I start playing >> and then she wake up. It's like it's 7
00:50:39
in the morning. You want to have breakfast? I haven't slept yet. >> Right. And then there's that thing.
00:50:44
>> And then does she get mad? >> People get mad. >> People get mad. I I think it's destroyed
00:50:50
every [ __ ] relationship I've ever had. >> And yet here you are. >> Yeah. Women Women don't get it.
00:50:56
>> You get it? >> Nobody gets it. >> He takes care of baby. This guy. He's
00:51:02
got baby on his >> Are you going to have another baby? >> Too much work.
00:51:06
>> I feel like it's coming. >> I know. It's too much work. >> I feel like it's coming
00:51:10
>> cuz you feel >> You got to have two. >> Yeah, >> I have to have two.
00:51:13
>> Well, they can watch each other. >> Yeah. >> You got to put one make one stare at the
00:51:16
other one. >> Dang. I need a raise, Bobby. >> Okay. You do such a great job here.
00:51:21
We'll consider it. >> Do we really? We're not going to do that, are we?
00:51:24
>> Yeah. >> Give him a raise. >> This guy's editing. >> I don't want him to [ __ ]
00:51:28
>> You know, but there's no one that edits better than >> You think we can't find someone?
00:51:31
>> I don't think as good as >> Hey, out there in the Bad Friends world.
00:51:34
Let's Let's get a good editor. I think you're right. Don't email us.
00:51:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Don't email us. Yeah. Won't open Carlos.
00:51:41
Andre. Andre. I couldn't imagine life without being growing up with my brother.
00:51:46
>> Mhm. >> How about your sister? Yeah. How about your brother? Your sister.
00:51:50
>> Yeah. >> You can't imagine life. >> You're much older.
00:51:53
>> Yeah. But I imagine I I imagine life with can't imagine life without her.
00:51:56
>> I can't. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And you're saying that the same with
00:51:59
Fancy? >> Yeah. I I think that >> No, he's not saying he cannot imagine
00:52:02
life with me. He's saying to have another kid. >> Yeah. I can't imagine life without you.
00:52:07
I'll be real. At this point in our lives, I can't imagine life without you.
00:52:12
>> I love you that much. >> Thank you. >> You're mean to me, but I love you that
00:52:16
much. Right. >> I did fight for him to get a raise today. >> He has no idea.
00:52:21
>> I did. >> You did? >> I did. >> And then what happened?
00:52:24
>> We're going to see. >> Okay. >> We're going to see what happens.
00:52:27
>> Yeah. >> I I I I >> And you. >> I I Yeah. >> Thank you.
00:52:31
>> Not you. >> Not you. >> Scum trash pig. >> But you know, I would fight for you, m
00:52:36
even though you don't fight for me. I would fight for you. >> Mone has not only has MCON not fought
00:52:40
for you, he goes against you often. >> I know he does. >> As much as he can.
00:52:44
>> Yeah, I know he does. >> Now, if you call him to go play video games, he would be there.
00:52:48
>> He would be there in a heartbeat. You know, I saw a guy I watched a guy get
00:52:51
his car keyed, get his car keyed yesterday, and it it was like crazy to watch. >> That doesn't bother me.
00:52:57
>> A guy keying his car. He key I watched the guy key a guy's car. >> My own car. Like, who cares?
00:53:01
>> Well, yeah, you do. >> It's insane. >> You know what? That's the thing about
00:53:04
you. This is what about you guys with your cars. >> Huh? >> I'm talking about Macho Man. You know
00:53:09
what I mean? Ste >> Macho Macho Man. >> Macho Manach. >> I'd like to key a Macho Man's car. No,
00:53:18
>> I'm just saying. But a little fender bender. A little key. You know what I
00:53:21
mean? You guys go apeshit. >> No, this guy scratched the hole of his car. >> And what? It does. Does the car still
00:53:28
run? >> It broke. It broke the engine. It's just it's a shitty thing to do.
00:53:35
>> It is a shitty thing to do. >> But but but it's crazy to see it.
00:53:38
>> But is that fighting? >> Huh? >> Like if I you My name is Let's say I'm a
00:53:42
guy. >> Yeah. >> All right. We'll pretend. >> Yeah. >> My name is Tango.
00:53:48
>> Hello, Tango. >> Yeah. Yeah. And you catch me keying your car. >> Yeah.
00:53:52
>> Yeah. With a razor blade. >> Okay. Interesting choice. But yeah. >> All right. Well, um,
00:53:57
>> usually you'd use a >> a Ramulan life >> or a thing that's in the word.
00:54:02
>> Perhaps a key. >> No, I don't use keys. >> Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I use
00:54:06
um You know what? I'm going to use a tweezer. >> Yeah. >> That might [ __ ] it up.
00:54:11
>> Yeah. Cuz it's two. >> Yeah. Double. >> You get two scrapes.
00:54:14
>> Mhm. >> And I'm I'm doing it. Is that was Is that fighting?
00:54:19
>> Do I fight you? >> Yeah. Do you fight me? Do you physically assault me?
00:54:21
>> Well, here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable. >> No, I'm tango.
00:54:27
Tango, dude. >> Correct. >> No, Tango. I work at Kinko's. >> Tango is of sound state in mind.
00:54:33
>> Yeah. And I I'm a manager at Kinko's. I have You know what I mean? I have a dog.
00:54:37
>> Well, you're bummed because Kinko is closing down. So, obviously you're
00:54:40
upset. >> Yeah. I am a little upset about that, but I just didn't like your vibe.
00:54:45
>> Oh, you keep my car? >> Yeah. So, I just keyed it with with tweezers.
00:54:49
>> Is are they fighting? >> No, I light the Kinko's on fire. >> Oh, you do?
00:54:53
>> Yeah. I come back my store. I just manage there. No, I know. You don't have
00:54:55
a job there anymore then. >> Yeah. >> And then every time you get replaced to
00:54:58
another Kinko store, I light that one up. >> I'm sorry. Um I got a job offer from
00:55:02
Michaels. >> I go to Michaels. I light that whole [ __ ] thing up. That's flammable. It's
00:55:05
all It's all, you know, paper. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to light
00:55:07
>> I'm in the Velcro section. >> Okay. >> Of Michael. >> I'm lighting every business you go to.
00:55:13
>> And magic markers >> on fire. >> Every business you work at, I'm lighting
00:55:16
it on fire. >> Okay. >> To make sure that you never work again. >> I don't know those.
00:55:18
>> Then I steal your dog. >> Oh, now that's Wow. While you're at work
00:55:23
at Michaels, I steal your dog. >> Really? >> Yep. >> You know what I do?
00:55:26
>> What do you do? >> What? >> What? >> I steal your coffee machine,
00:55:32
>> brother. >> Yeah. Not Not good. >> You got me. >> Yeah. No, I steal.
00:55:35
>> You got me good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, you keep my car, steal your dog.
00:55:38
>> You know what? I break your wife's ankle. >> Which one? Left or right?
00:55:42
>> Both. >> That's good. >> Yeah. One would have been easy to deal
00:55:48
with, >> right? What you going to do, dude? >> I'm going to kidnap your brother.
00:55:53
Wait, you're now we're getting personal. >> YOU SAID MY WIFE. >> YOU'RE OH, THAT'S TRUE.
00:55:58
>> YEAH, >> BUT IT'S TANGO SAYING IT. >> OKAY. How does Tango know?
00:56:01
>> Yeah. I [ __ ] Wikipedia. >> Tango has a wife. >> Yeah. >> I mean, Tango has a brother.
00:56:07
>> Yeah. Tango has a brother. >> Mango. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I kidnapped Mango.
00:56:11
>> Mango. I don't like Mango. >> Well, good. I'm going to kill him. Sell
00:56:14
him for parts. >> Yeah. Steal his organs. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:56:18
>> Okay. >> Was that okay? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm going to sell.
00:56:22
>> I'm going to let I'm going to light the wedding on fire. Your sister's wedding.
00:56:26
>> Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Why? Why? Don't go to arson. That's my
00:56:29
thing. >> Oh, that is >> I light fires. >> Yeah. You know what? Agent Orange.
00:56:35
>> If I No, >> my thing again. >> Your thing. >> I'm fly a little tiny plane, a buddy
00:56:40
Holly plane over your your sister's wedding. Agent Orange. >> They'll think it's a wedding gift for
00:56:46
me. >> Yeah. >> The discombobulator. That's right. neutralized Russian and Chinese radar
00:56:50
missile systems. >> Is is it or what does it do? >> Well, it was it was killed it killed a
00:56:57
lot of people. It was awful. >> It was terrible. Yeah. Like seized up your whole body. It's like shut down
00:57:02
your organs, right? >> It affects multiple systems leading to various cancers, prostate and lung,
00:57:05
nervous system disorders, Parkinson's, neuropathy, heart disease, diabetes. It
00:57:08
was incredible. It was just like huffing the most like toxic chemical in the world.
00:57:11
>> I love the smell of napal in the morning. >> Yeah. >> What movie was that?
00:57:16
>> Platoon. No. No. >> Apocalypse Now. >> Apocalypse Now. >> Apocalypse Now. Yeah.
00:57:21
>> What are you going to get me from? What are you going to get my sister for her
00:57:23
her wedding as a gift? She does expect to >> I don't think I'm invited to the
00:57:26
wedding. >> Yeah, she was going to invite you. >> Are you being real?
00:57:28
>> Mhm. >> If I get invited to the wedding, I'll go. >> Will you really?
00:57:31
>> Yeah. >> What kind of gift would you give? >> Well, don't they have the thing where
00:57:35
you I go? >> Yeah. I go to a website. >> You know where they're registered?
00:57:38
>> Where? >> Jimmy Oz. >> Yeah. Well, then I'm going to get a lot
00:57:45
of things. Or their child. Will they have a child? >> She would flip her [ __ ] if you showed up
00:57:50
to the wedding. >> I would go. >> It's so far away. You're not going to do
00:57:52
it. >> Are you going >> to my sister's [ __ ] wedding? >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:56
>> Yeah, I think so. >> Yeah. It'll keep me away from the video games.
00:57:59
>> Be [ __ ] fun as [ __ ] >> Yeah. I want to go. >> It's going to be amazing. The resort is
00:58:03
sick. >> I want to go. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't want it to pass
00:58:06
and then go you you go you're going to say, "Oh, I didn't think you were going.
00:58:10
>> I'll talk to her." She would never think you would go. >> I would 100% go and I'd be polite.
00:58:14
>> Of course you would. You'd be the best. I my family would lose their mind to see
00:58:17
you there. >> I would love to go. Yeah. >> When are we going to go to your wedding?
00:58:22
>> I I I am excited to walk you down the aisle. >> You think that you're my best man?
00:58:27
>> Your dad walks you down the aisle. You're the bride and your dad's dead.
00:58:32
I'm >> You think the best man walks you down the aisle? That's so funny.
00:58:37
>> I don't know. >> That is a Bobby wedding. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is the best man?
00:58:41
>> I first of all, I would be a 100% one of your best men. >> How many is there? Six.
00:58:45
>> You can have as many as you want. It's your choice. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it' be a part of the
00:58:48
six. >> Your brother would be in there. >> Yeah. >> Me? >> Yeah.
00:58:51
>> Jean. >> Yeah. This is right now at this date. Yeah. >> Any celebrity.
00:58:56
>> Stephen Tyler. >> Michael Bay. >> Michael Bay. >> Maybe I would ask Michael.
00:59:02
>> That'd be cool. >> He blow it blows up your wedding. >> Yeah. Who would be my best man? It'd be
00:59:08
Jean. Um >> Makon would be the ring bearer. >> Probably my sponsor. Yeah, you'd have to
00:59:14
have him. >> Yeah, get him. Also, bring Danny up. My oldest. You >> have to bring Danny. Yeah,
00:59:20
>> it'd be crazy. The bachelor party is just us watching him play video games
00:59:23
for seven hours at night. We just sit in a hotel room. We got a really nice hotel
00:59:27
suite. >> Where do I do it though? >> Your wedding. >> Yeah, >> I know.
00:59:31
>> Something exotic. >> No, people can afford to go to >> uh exotic affordable is tough.
00:59:37
>> It is. >> It's usually not affordable if it's exotic. >> But to go to like an island like, you
00:59:42
know what I mean? Like like >> Tango, >> right? >> Right. >> Topango from Topango.
00:59:47
>> Well, we'd have to pay for it. >> I'm not paying for top. I mean, we got
00:59:51
to pay for it yourself. You know how much the wedding's going to cost? >> I You know where you should do your
00:59:54
wedding? >> Where? >> Soul. >> Soul. In my heart. >> In your heart.
01:00:02
>> Is that what you mean? >> Yeah. Oh, Korea. >> Yes. >> Too expensive. Too.
01:00:06
>> You thought I meant your soul. >> Actually, you know what? We're going to
01:00:12
have it right in here >> in my heart. >> That's beautiful. >> You would I know for a fact you would
01:00:17
have a wedding in Hawaii. 100%. >> I think Hawaii. >> There's no doubt.
01:00:21
>> Yeah, there's no doubt. Yeah. Yeah. >> He would have. >> It's easy. People can get there.
01:00:25
>> West Coast for sure. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But you don't you wouldn't Who would you
01:00:28
know on the East Coast that you would invite anyway? Do you have any friends that live east?
01:00:32
>> I would invite a tell. >> He would never go. >> I know he wouldn't in a million years.
01:00:37
>> Yeah. I would invite. They wouldn't come. >> Comics, you say?
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. There's a lot of Yeah, >> the East Coast comics a few
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>> Dfano. >> He would go 100%. >> Yeah. >> Giannis. >> Giannis Papus. Yeah. One of the best.
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>> Giannis for sure. >> He'd show up. >> Giannis. Greek Freak.
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>> Chris. Um, let's see. Austin, guys. >> Adam Eag. >> Would you invite Rogan?
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>> I would, but he wouldn't come. >> I bet you he would. If he got invited, I
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guarantee you he'd come. >> Adam Eag. >> I love Egret. Yeah, >> he would go.
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>> He would go. >> Um, who else from Austin? >> Shane. You'd invite Shane.
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>> He Yeah, we wouldn't come. >> Yeah. Why? Why he wouldn't he?
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>> But I would invite him. >> Why wouldn't he come if he's too busy?
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>> Yeah. >> Tom and Bert. >> Yeah, Tom and Bert. >> Which one first, though?
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>> Don't put me in this situation. Don't put me in this situation. That was a
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good one. >> You almost choice. >> Huh? >> They I would send it out exactly at the
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same time. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And no girls. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> These are all guys.
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>> Yeah. I would invite Aster. >> Andrea Jyn. >> Andrea Jen. Kalila.
01:01:39
>> Yeah. >> Um I would invite um >> Kalila should do the wedding. She should
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do the uh >> Yeah. >> What is that? Be the pastor. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.
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>> Or the ceremonial person. >> Probably Catbird. >> So new to you.
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>> Yeah. But she's pretty close. So Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Uh
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>> I took her and Joey Cerrone down to San Diego. Fantastic. >> Yeah. She did great, right?
01:02:01
>> They both did great. He did great, too. Do you know that kid? >> Yeah. Joy's great. Very funny. Yeah.
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Yeah. >> Yeah. They both did great. >> Yeah. >> Shout out to those guys. Comedy store is
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is on the move. Got a lot of young talent down there. >> Oh, in Hollywood.
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>> The comedy store. >> There's some good There some great people.
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>> The door guys are a lot of door guys. >> Some great ones. >> I think it's fun that the girls call
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themselves door guys. >> Yeah. >> I'm They go They introduce They'll go,
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"Hi, I'm a door guy at the comedy store." >> Yeah. >> It's like a fun little title. I never
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had >> I wish I did. >> Can I tell you what happened the other day at the store?
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>> No. >> And it's it's crazy. >> Oh. >> Yeah. I can't I can't DO
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>> I can't explain what happens through cave, >> right? >> Yeah.
01:02:48
This is crazy. >> Comedy cave. We should start a comedy club. Comedy cave. And you got to do
01:02:52
that up there. >> So I'm I'm at the comedy store and there's a door guy there I've never
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talked to in my life. And he comes up to me and he goes, "Um, can I talk to you?"
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I go, Yeah, sure. I don't know his name. >> You don't know who this person
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>> I've seen him around. He seems very nice. >> Sure. >> And he goes, "Hey, if you want to ever
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get together and talk about Jesus Christ, >> shut up. Shut up. Who said that?"
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>> I swear to God it happened. >> You don't know who it is, though?
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>> I do know him. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And I go, "What? That right." And he
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goes, "Yeah, I mean, if you you want to get together and talk about the Lord,
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you know, I mean, I would really like that, you know, >> sounds nice."
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>> Yeah. And I go, "Okay, >> you don't want to do it."
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>> And I I came this close to calling Peter Thor and getting him [ __ ] fire.
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>> No, I don't know. It It felt um intrusive. >> Yeah. >> Because if you don't have a like a
01:03:49
relationship with somebody and that's your opener, that's your opener. Like we've never
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talked about anything. >> Yeah. But maybe that means a lot to him and he mean a lot to him. So these two
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things can combine. >> So what you're saying to me is I should I should take him up on
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>> Give it a chance. Let Jesus into your heart. >> Into your soul, South Korea. Let Jesus
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into your soul, South Korea. >> All right. So, you're at the comedy store.
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>> Yeah. >> I'm a new door guy. >> Yeah. >> I don't I I don't know you at all.
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>> Yeah. >> Santino, >> get the [ __ ] away from me. >> No. No. No.
01:04:17
>> Santino. >> Hey, what's up, brother? >> I'm Bobby Mum.
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>> Oh, yeah. What up, man? Yeah. It's fun, right? >> It's good stuff.
01:04:22
>> Yeah. Thanks, man. >> Yeah. >> I love it. >> Yeah. Good.
01:04:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Thanks. >> Do you have my keys for the car? >> Yeah, I do. But can I talk to you about
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something first? >> Oh, what's up? Yeah. Um, do you know Allah? >> Yeah.
01:04:35
>> Yeah. Well, I'm I'm a Christian, so I don't >> I'd love to tell as a Muslim. I'd love
01:04:43
to tell you. >> I go this way now. >> Oh, yeah. >> You see what I'm doing?
01:04:45
>> Diversion. >> I go this way. >> Diversion. Yeah. Smart. >> Yeah. Do you know Buddha?
01:04:49
>> Yeah, I know Buddha. >> Yeah. I don't >> Oh, Christian.
01:04:52
>> Oh. >> Do you want to talk about the Lord? >> Jesus. >> Yeah.
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>> Love to. >> Yeah. Tomorrow. >> Today? >> Like tomorrow? You want to have lunch?
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>> No. I'd like to do it right now. >> Let me stay. I'm going to stay. Come on.
01:05:03
Get in my car real fast. >> And you would you would >> take your shirt off. Get in my car.
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>> Talk about Jesus. >> You would I There's no way you would allow that to happen.
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>> I would if he was interesting enough. If he if the dude was interesting enough,
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I'd chat with him. >> I can't. Dude, do you guys believe that he would do that? Be real.
01:05:18
>> No way. >> No, there's no way, dude. >> Running out of there.
01:05:21
>> There's no way. >> [ __ ] you guys. Dude, >> what are you trying to [ __ ] put out
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there that you're an everyday man? >> I would What? I'm not going to talk to a
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door guy. What are you talking about? Of course I will. I talk to the door guys all the time.
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>> Unless Unless the door guy's name is Taylor Swift, >> you would do it. Yeah. Yeah. If Taylor
01:05:39
at Yeah, you would do it. >> No, I would talk I talk to door guys all the time. If someone said, "I want to
01:05:44
talk to you about Jesus." I said, "What do you want to talk about?"
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>> I would talk to him. What do you mean? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUDE?
01:05:50
>> If he said that, I'd go, "What are you?" >> You're the most intimidating guy at the
01:05:53
store. >> How? >> That's not [ __ ] true. >> Yeah. People go, they tremble.
01:05:56
>> That is You're making a [ __ ] Because remember that one, right? >> No, but the store guys, I'm nice to all
01:06:02
those guys. Ask any store guy. Ask any door kid. I'm nice to all of them. >> There's not one of them that I'm that's
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like, "No, he's mean." >> Yeah. Um >> I'm excit I will say I am excited for
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the Goat movie. So please, this will be out. So please go watch Goat. It premieres out in theaters uh uh February
01:06:20
13th. Is that right? Yep. >> I think that's the date. >> February 13th all over the United States
01:06:24
of America. And it's going to be all over the world. So, if you're in China,
01:06:28
please go see GOAT. >> Yeah, >> they got into China. That's a big deal.
01:06:31
>> Yeah, >> cuz right they don't let anybody go over there now. >> Well, let's hope and let's hope that you
01:06:36
like our our performance. >> We're in it a lot. >> We're in it a good amount. I'm also
01:06:40
listed on the IMDb. I'm listed as you. >> I think it says Anderson plays Bobby.
01:06:45
>> Am I even listed at all? >> You are, but you say yours has your character.
01:06:49
>> Oh, >> I don't know why for some reason. >> Bobby Lee plays voice. Andrew Santino
01:06:55
voice. Oh, they must have fixed it cuz it originally said Bobby. >> Yeah. >> Uh Jennifer Hudson, Jelly Roll. Hey,
01:06:59
look at the people that are in there, huh? >> Wow. >> Aisha Curry. Go up top though to the
01:07:03
There's the other ones are the Nick Croll. Gabriel Yun, Caleb McGlaughlin plays Will, David Harour, Stephen,
01:07:10
Jennifer Lewis, Pat Oswell, and Steph Curry. >> Wow. >> So cool. >> It's a pretty cool combo.
01:07:16
>> It'll be fun. >> Well, please go see it. >> Go check it out.
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>> Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo! Woo!