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hey bad friends fans or should I say g'day mate I'm down in Australia and we wanted to apologize to you guys for the date changes that happened on the bad Friends tour Vancouver Spokane Seattle
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uh Portland we had to shift a bunch of stuff around so I'm so sorry if that affected you guys you should be getting
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your money back if you want a full refund or you can come to the rescheduled dates um we're sorry we had to do this because
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Bobby is traveling and shooting I'm traveling and shooting a movie in Australia for two months so we're so sorry sometimes things pop up and we
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are bad friends who are these two idiots [Music] we're bad friends listen welcome to
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another episode of best friends right the all Korean episode yep and I've been thinking I've been thinking about this
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idea since Andrew left right I go what am I gonna do right and I decided to get my three favorite Koreans you know in a
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room where are they that's why you happen to be one of them oh what yeah I don't believe that we're
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your favorite Koreans there's Halloween 2019. okay okay look okay I almost I almost could guarantee we
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could find clips of you with Korean guests being like you know what serious being completely serious you're my
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favorite Korean to other Koreans you're not the fanciest one I like they're fancier Koreans give us two examples Aquafina oh she fancy Ronnie Chang he's
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not Korean whatever is Asia wait Aquafina right half Korean half Korean still count yeah yeah what's the
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other half Steven Yoon a Chinese or Steven Yoon et cetera Etc I see that but in terms of
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what in in a situation where there's no show business and there was an apocalyptic moment where I'm like I
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gotta find the people I trust right and I can survive with and where I can feel more comfortable where I can like you
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know be the boss I mean a place where I could be of the boss right it would be this three you
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needed three Koreans less uh successful than you no no you guys are successful I
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think that's what it feels like he feels like the boss Korean in this scenario in
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any other scenario not the boss Korean you needed three Korean Subs of Hollywood we're the underlings yeah okay
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what scenario am I not the boss and you're we're able to hurt my feelings I'm ready for it I I don't think you feel like you're the superior
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Korean in a room full of Hollywood Koreans whoa wow wait this room or any any given
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room no no no no I'm not saying this room I'm talking about in this room you are Hollywood Elite rooms with Koreans
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in it with a Korean case there John Cho is there because he's always spoken about his stories like that I was in
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this audition room and it was this guy and that guy I'm not gonna get the part that's what I heard a lot these stories
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yeah he's so vulnerable right now I love it you guys are doing a fantastic job keep going man I love it dude stay on them you're doing
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great terrible dude you're doing awesome I I don't know if this chemistry of four Koreans in a room for podcasting quirks
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it doesn't work it's working for you right now oh it's working now oh it's working no we're talking over here in a
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good way but it's working whoever wants to talk can go like this no there's no room and let me say something to you
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right you can't come in here with agendas you said this is the Korean episode right yeah okay so can we do my segment here
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we will do a segment but we do segments toward the end of it this is perfect for
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now all right all right yeah this is perfect let me let me introduce let me introduce
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the podcast well yeah right and then yeah I will introduce and then here's what we'll do have faith in me
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dumbfounded right you're gonna make some sort of introduction of his a song yeah let's make a musical Thing with Not
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lyrics guy oh I could I'll take the fifth if you want yeah yeah you'll think what do you mean the lyrics or Oh you mean the harmony yeah yeah right so I'm gonna I'm
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gonna introduce right and I'm gonna go in an hour and then I'm gonna go well now it's time for her and then yeah yeah
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so we have some lyrics with so we have some Korean lyrics like chingus which means friends
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[Laughter] [Laughter] what's a [ __ ] foreign accent yeah yeah all right so you say it and then maybe I'll do it after go ahead
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[Laughter] I just wanted to learn this real quick okay but this is a part of my segment that you're already doing
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you're ruining my thing he's taking his call host roll very serious yeah yeah all right totally take it I also didn't want you in this seat I don't care this is Peter I don't care
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but you're doing my idea okay literally taking my idea I already planned this thing and you're taking that podcast
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work okay let us be on your toes okay right right that's what you don't plan things okay anything can happen Okay
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okay so you want to save this until your segment well it's so similar so if you could do something else how about this
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this is going to exercise you right come up with a different segment right now while we're doing this that will test your crowd absolutely not yeah
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no because it's my OCD thing if it doesn't do it we're gonna die or something but let's just do this first
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and then we'll do the segment we'll figure it out okay okay so go ahead say it the way you're gonna say it I'll say to I'll say to you as if I was saying it
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to you Bobby and then I'm gonna say it to some random girl okay okay go ahead Bobby yeah
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Bobby just keep Bobby no extra words it's a weird thing right he needs all the brain power right now yeah yeah yeah my brain is [ __ ] yeah so go ahead okay
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yeah that's good yeah yeah okay pretty good yeah welcome to another episode of bad friends the Korean episode
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um we've got dumbfounded Peter Kim my brother Stevie weevy in the house Andrew's in Australia shooting another
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Hollywood movie with his Hollywood friends John Cena and Zac Efron and um the guy
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that wrote the movie Brian Jarvis I saved his life 20 years ago and he can't even give me a line but anyway um welcome to not one line but anyway
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welcome to another Korean right we're all Koreans in the room and uh we have a very special thing coming up right now um we have a segment right
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that um My Little Brother Stevie weebe created and here's the segment film The but first off he's doing the song segment [Music]
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this segment we are going to have the better speaking Korean people Peter and Jonathan talk to me and my brother Bobby and we're gonna try to guess what
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they're saying in Korean it opens so racist yeah yeah I didn't like it it was so racist what do you
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mean could I say something yeah yeah I I hate that you created this segment and you had to say it's a segment while
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explaining the segment let me redo it we'll give you another shot I think we should just jump into the song you know just go open song
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today we're doing career time where are the better speaking Korean people are going to say phrases in Korean and we're gonna try to guess what they're saying you're very good okay why did you feel
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like Neverland so this game sucks I mean the premise of it sucks so bad it's the idea right Peter I loved I don't know what it is I love it he came in with so much energy
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is there you got to do stuff that you probably don't think we'll know like vocabulary and we're gonna try to guess is there a buzzer um yeah so if you where do you have
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buzzers here guys we end it now okay cool let's end it okay so okay so there's I guess the best
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out of three um so I get a turn or so I get it no no turn we Buzz oh we buzz what do you
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think the buzzers are for oh that's right so so um you guys could go take turns right and then we'll do what maybe
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five uh sentences wait what uh what are we we're saying a sentence or saying one word one word oh one word yeah what is
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where this word mean no no not just one word it has to be in the context of a sentence like what you
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guys did before right let's just keep it at word I think it'll be easy do you think you would get a
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whole sentence one word yeah like a whole sentence no one word no I don't think you'll even get a word let's oh we
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can't even get a word dude that's why this is a [ __ ] wash no no you have to do it in a sentence
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there's no adaptability with this guy okay there's no bending there's nothing it's his way or the highway it's always
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been like this this kid has always been like that no buses no buzzers no buzzer so here's what we'll do we'll just do that okay all right here we go there's a
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sentence ready foreign okay wow these are too easy okay way too easy okay all right go ahead go complex okay um
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oh I think you might have gone a little faster when are you going to school okay
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baby hungry it's a game God damn it well she had some buzzers guys okay why would we have buzzers
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okay hold on hold on yeah hold on hold up all right you guys ready let's go here we go so
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you have no lips you didn't know that I think you guys aren't paying attention to my tape side of the table okay
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was he fast both of them yeah they could watch it are you guys judging too yeah yeah and this has been Fair yes okay keep going 2-0 all right you go
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corrupta there was no way wait wait wait wait wait wait say it again say it again
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you have no fat no no no I'm not gonna lie I don't know that one yeah but why'd you buzz that
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maybe it's too hard maybe it's too hard maybe it's too hard [Music] I had no idea
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what came out of your mouth my friend no you I can tell by your eyes fear base bro that was too quick that was too quick I don't know it what does that mean what
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is it I'm being dumb what is it Peter it means like I'm like really sad I'm gonna give one Korean pop culture question in English and you can answer in English how about that's oh that's a
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good one you know I mean something about Koreans do you agree with like a Korean I'm not gonna know it so maybe you will
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know you might say let me guess name one member of BTS right there dog [Laughter]
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sagudio you've never heard this one no really um what does it mean it means it's cheap [Laughter]
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um uh I think you you guys have to keep it up like this yeah yeah you guys are way too close you know what she put up what so
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this is the height you're doing and this is the height this is the same height okay so we keep it at we keep it
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actually there are two pictures that are exactly the yellow and the red so yeah what can we use this oh yeah exactly
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this is much better now it's fair yeah so is this Fair okay okay you're not above it no right here wait what right there right where the top is yeah
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ready yeah choraptor that that's a hard one I don't know that one don't get too complicated oh okay okay
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um I'm full yeah I got that okay I need that one four zero I think Bobby really knows
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that's not what it is I think this segment proved I'm more Korean than you that's absolutely not true four zero I
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know but that is yeah I will say though do you think because he is younger that you grew up more Korean in your family like do you
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know what I mean I'm brighter you're brighter in general no no I'm not no I think my brother is um smarter than he
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did got better grades in school but you got beat down more than me wow beat me down worse than any of the drunk guys what's the worst he did
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um one time he chased me with a kitchen knife and and then he beat me with a vacuum cleaner with the vacuum cleaner yeah yeah like one of those big Hoovers
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yeah oh yeah yeah yeah with like the bag the 90s like that beat me with a ping pong table
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Yeah holy [ __ ] no he was like the incredible at first at least no no every [ __ ] beating every beating no he was good let me tell
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you something the beating of you with the keyboards I wasn't there that's all hearsay yeah he beat me with the
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keyboard yeah yeah so I'm saying there are certain beatings we weren't witnessing of each other right but how
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did he he's a little guy how did he how does she strength thank you so much yeah yeah um so you're dead that's pretty bad what about you Jonathan I mean you know golf
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clubs more like obvious kind of beating tools you know shoehorn uh but you know just shoe horns shoe horns like this big
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no no no it's a longer shoehorn like the one where you like put it in your shoes
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oh we never had do we have a shoe horn growing up no yeah encyclopedias oh that yeah it's a longer yeah yeah my dad was an alcoholic so he would
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definitely beat me drunk yeah my mom that's that must have been nice to have an alcoholic because he was
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inebriated too like yeah because at least like he's he looks stupid when he's beating you like yeah my dad's like
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Starks over like he's like memorizing the alpha you know like Korean alphabet while he's beating me yeah right right
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yeah what did you do wrong no I was the best kid that's the thing oh you got straight A's why are you crying I was a smart kid I
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was I really was but he he just had issues yeah he just wanted more out of you or what was it like he just I think he was just set he was UPS he was just upset with his own and I think my mom was just like too much of a boss [ __ ]
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for her for him yeah you know it's like you know you know the words yeah like Pride he I think was hurt every day
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because like she made more money than him or something and it's like immigrant status
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you were the only kid right no I have a younger brother yeah but the older brothers do get beat the most what were
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you gay then what do you mean I was always gay yeah but out no no he started beating me when
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I was like young oh straight and gay equal beatings oh yeah okay okay yeah oh I have another segment idea I don't know what segment that could smoke right now
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part two guys so I didn't know your sexual preference so this is what I want you to do okay literally you're going in an area that's
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very uncomfortable for everyone what do you mean you can't say time and then look at the gay guy and go that's just like wait what wait
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a minute I would love to do that yeah all right hey hold on you know what's interesting about today this is interesting because you're judging three
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Korean butts too yeah I'm just saying there's there's three Korean butts presented how often do you see Korean buttons
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your pose do you want me to do doggy I said I've said no no no no I'm gonna show don't bend when you've been over you don't show home yeah
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I don't want to show my hole just straight up is it optional if you're gonna show a hole you have to put the whole thing through like your junk your what do you mean what do you
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mean what do you mean your package the whole thing through all the way to the back oh so you have to tuck your own
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dick yeah but backwards I'll tell you what dumb yeah I've seen a lot of Korean man men's butts yeah I've
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what's a criteria plumpness like shape plumpness and go ahead what are the three criteria break it down um proportions proportions
00:29:20
girth girth interesting yeah like oh the the the [ __ ] yeah and then um how do you call it like bounce ability bounce so we gotta jump
00:29:34
we gotta do a jump jiggle [Laughter] that's right guarantee you they've never seen three straight Korean mentors [Laughter]
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I'll do it too I don't want to see yours because I'm gay you can't see a game yes you can't see a gay bar no he needs a shot too nope I might like it
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I like it so why you can like it [Music] okay let's go [Music] all right yeah no you don't have to do whatever you want if you want to win if you want to win yeah yeah yeah
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oh all right that's nice it's jiggling like crazy this is maximum jiggle are you getting it they're just
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getting this I got it dude yours is gonna be amazing this is why he could get the segment
00:31:20
okay wow nice [Laughter] yeah oh my God [Laughter] oh my God I can't believe it this is not this is mine [ __ ] because
00:32:36
he had me begging him to do that like I know no you gotta do it the fact that you even pulled it a little bit
00:32:48
I pulled it through dude all right Peter it's your turn no Peter doesn't need to
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do it you want to do it judge I'll judge I'll judge oh yeah okay but did you take a good look at all three I did yeah yeah
00:33:00
unfortunately so break down the criteria and why you decided okay but performance matters performance
00:33:07
matters okay remember that okay coming in in absolutely dirt last yes [Laughter] honestly the butt is cute yeah but I
00:33:19
committed oh I pulled it through I know from behind you never see that before I know that was about to watch that was so sad that's the creativity of it that was so
00:33:32
sad the fact that you reached around for yourself and threaded you're really trying to
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miss through I know you think I get some points for commitment you're on the board
00:33:46
if you didn't do that if you didn't do that yeah pulling yeah I think you would have came in second but oh wow oh wow because it was looking plump and nice no
00:33:57
no like real scars or anything yeah yeah yeah okay good thank you so it backfired
00:34:04
backfired okay it did you know how they say go back it hurts yeah yeah you went a little too big I went too big yeah
00:34:10
yeah it's the pulling of the head of the penis was just too much and I was like I
00:34:16
was like I know but there's not enough there I was self-conscious because I think I thought the thighs
00:34:23
oh my God no I felt so self-conscious about it I improvised you went hard okay I'm gonna send that to caac
00:34:36
I gotta say second um seconds but had great shape looks like there was um some nice definition and great just
00:34:48
um presence yeah I'm gonna give that to dumb right here yeah yeah yeah number six and number one Stevie weebe that
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jiggle that twerk yeah but if he didn't do that jiggle that jiggle was crazy right yeah don't don't quote me on that but you got a fat ass
00:35:10
you got a dumper complimenting way you got you know you have a bubble butt bro yeah bro
00:35:22
obviously you'd be a fun bottom I think if you ever ventured you'd be fun at it what are you talking about you need a fun bottle I don't know what that means it means bro I'm telling you right now if you're
00:35:34
in prison you wouldn't be lonely no you'd be there'd be alive you'd be popular you'd be very popular so they
00:35:40
would want to do it to me oh the jiggle why are you mad if you were up there like you wanted first place
00:35:51
so if you didn't Jiggle It yeah since we went that far yeah let's take it to Buffalo Bill no
00:36:06
[Laughter] but is this the first time you've ever shown your blood to a game I did a torque video
00:36:22
um on the Instagram my Instagram dude I was losing followers really oh no yeah but you could have gained some too probably did you get any no are you sure I don't
00:36:38
know yeah you don't know I have never hoarded myself out to a gay game show like that if you're asking yeah you won
00:36:45
nothing I want absolutely nothing well you look silver okay you know what some of this might be picked up by like queer
00:36:51
blogs and you might get like gay fans really who buy your music and stuff well I do thank you for talking up my ass
00:36:57
cause they're not gonna see it so all that yeah you guys all they have is your work great ass but have you been
00:37:03
noticing that because I have been working out it looks you know what I will say it looks like a little like my
00:37:08
boyfriend's ass who has like a I don't know how I feel about that I know his boyfriend right he's hot as
00:37:15
[ __ ] he's hot like don't [ __ ] he's got like a rectangle but like a workout butt defined yeah yeah no white no he's
00:37:23
a white guy but as a jawline like a yeah it was you have like a square I think a
00:37:28
Brad Pitt's face but then put it on is that handsome yeah yeah no the bot no honestly but your boyfriend sees a
00:37:33
handsome guy yeah he's very handsome big is like he has a lot of girth his dick yeah what's Steve Steve
00:37:43
wait why do you want it no no excuse me you're it's like it's like calling my girlfriend right did she have a deep [ __ ] all right let's edit that out sorry guys
00:37:58
I was just curious yeah it's crazy yeah I'm just curious yeah I'm curious about a lot of things I wouldn't ask okay yeah that's insane yeah well that was fun oh I have another segmented idea though
00:38:10
you guys want to hear oh my God what is it no 69 69. that's where I draw the line I draw the line there your mind went right you said 60 and I
00:38:30
go not no I was gonna We're not gonna do I was gonna say because it I got an idea because he was like you know he's been
00:38:35
working out and I'm like let's do a thing where we take off our shirts and see who no I'm not doing that yeah no more clearly
00:38:42
yeah he's a normal human being sorry I know yeah yeah just gotta be fun that's all yeah I'm so sorry about this yeah you never had my brother before I didn't know first time
00:38:56
with him I apologize anyone listening right now if you were to put any of us on stage who would get the biggest laughs this [ __ ] guy yeah
00:39:08
he's a killer for sure how long have you been doing comedy uh 10 years he's a killer wow like he's
00:39:15
unfollowable can you follow him I have a struggle no I did struggle opening up for him are you opening up for him I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry yoga for me bro okay
00:39:28
yeah yeah cool I'm so legit dude yeah so let me guys meet yeah how do you guys meet from that I think yeah one time and I
00:39:36
was like oh [ __ ] could I ask you something so no matter how hard someone kills just because you're a veteran you
00:39:42
will open up is that how it works yeah yeah so you won't ever open up because of the veteran status well if I'm booked as a headliner and
00:39:54
people are there to see oh I see because you're I'm not going to go you're driving that's insane you're the draw
00:39:59
you're the draw yeah yeah I see yeah yeah it's like if YouTube was doing a Coliseum and Coldplay open yeah YouTube
00:40:06
would never go hey you guys close it which comedian would you not be offended if they were like can you open for me
00:40:13
I've had people do that Tom Tom seguru I did it in December oh yeah okay yeah yeah because he does um stadiums and
00:40:19
stuff now and it's like I wanted to play standing oh so like you know 15 20 000 seats stadiums where I just want to see
00:40:25
does that feel the same doesn't that feel like crazy because it's not like well the Rhythm the rhythm
00:40:31
is different right you have to do broad strokes and um the timing's different but um it was
00:40:39
fine I was I was only doing 15 20 minutes and it was pretty crazy fun whoa yeah because I was also proud of the guy
00:40:45
I was like oh my God I can't believe yeah that this is where you're at now it's amazing when you see your friends do that
00:40:51
you go from you know open mic to over the years becoming that it's really just you know inspiring and it's I I'm constantly in awe of it you know but it's great yeah you know he just did 30
00:41:05
000 seats whoa it was just for music rap yeah that's like an Amphitheater dude right
00:41:11
there Festival that's cool it's an outdoor festival and let me tell you Steve um
00:41:17
if you want to date a hot Asian chick in La you can't because he's got him oh [Laughter] oh I can't go out with any Asian chick
00:41:28
because he's oh dude he's he's got him you've got the you got them online it's on lockdown
00:41:35
no no you know right he thinks that I'm gatekeeping you you are gatekeeper no no
00:41:40
no no no you're like of course Steve yunus but he's cool he's real close married yeah yeah he's
00:41:53
married yeah yeah but I'll I'll say in this though um I recently like I told you I'm going
00:41:58
through that like kind of healing self-care stuff he knows you know like he's kind of been helping me out a lot
00:42:04
just off of substance all this stuff um and I was struggling with this kind of thing with dating and going out and
00:42:10
meeting girls because I feel like it throws me off of my routine of self-care yeah and I'm kind of navigating that I
00:42:16
don't know if you have any advice well I mean I think because I'm going through the same thing and I think it's um you
00:42:21
know you get these little dopamine rushes when you a girl says yes to a date out if you can you know hook up you
00:42:30
know I mean it's all the same things as drugs and alcohol to escape the moment and not feeling certain things and it's definitely um an addiction in in a weird way you
00:42:42
know um and I I've been kind of look why am I depressed I think because so and so
00:42:47
cancel a date or you know I mean or whatever it might be but it's like I'm really taking a look at myself you know
00:42:53
in terms of like why I'm doing these things and almost I'm also hanging out with people women that I normally would
00:43:00
never hang out with because they're hot that's your new drug yes that's your new
00:43:05
drug yeah and it's not a good place to be wait wait you're saying you're all of a sudden hanging out with hot women
00:43:12
no but no but I you know before I did but like now it's like you know you know there was that wasn't the first thing you know like now it's like they're hot but they also
00:43:24
have some sort of mental disorder I mean not being real or they have like they're on alcoholic or they have some
00:43:31
behavioral issues yeah and lifestyle issues that uh that it goes against my own you know beliefs and ethics and you
00:43:38
know what I mean but I stay in it because I want to get the yeah man yeah the thing and it's like
00:43:45
you you're aware that this is happening you look at your life and you go why am I doing this is Is This Love no then what is it sex probably you know I mean
00:43:57
and it's like you just kind of analyze it and at the end of the day I don't think it's healthy well she also at that
00:44:02
point does she have an influence over you a bad influence could she possibly peer pressure you into doing something
00:44:08
no that's harmful for yourself no you think no no no you don't think so no because I when it comes to that I'm
00:44:14
pretty uh adamant about my routines and you know going to meetings and doing all that stuff what about weed what about
00:44:20
like oh sorry I had a burger right here dude what if um right yeah and she's casually
00:44:33
um [Laughter] you're not that old dude well we're getting I'm getting up there I'm getting up there um what if she casually this
00:45:05
hot chick you're hanging out with casually is just smoking a joint they do and it doesn't it they Vape
00:45:12
no at all why would it I I don't people I don't want people to change their behaviors okay okay you know I um I'm
00:45:20
just dating people yeah and then sometimes it's like you know it's not the right you know I
00:45:27
mean fit when it comes to a relationship but you're in it because it's fun and they're nice people you know I mean but
00:45:33
it's like are you looking for another relationship or are you it's funny because you're trying to have fun when I
00:45:38
broke up with kalala I was like you know this is gonna I'm gonna go on a run but now that I'm doing it I'm like no I
00:45:45
think the reason why I've always been a relationship was because of the feelings I'm having now that doesn't fulfill me
00:45:51
right and it is nice to have one person you can share a life with you know so um
00:45:57
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00:46:11
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00:46:27
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00:50:22
and I've played it probably 30 times and I always either pick Penny or Haley [Laughter] why why are you so
00:50:34
why is it so stupid why'd you bring it up then because I just wanted to know if it was real yeah it's real why are you
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trying to hit him like why why did you get so upset it's ridiculous why'd you bring it up yeah I'm worried about it what are you worried about it's in the game that
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assuming they're like sixth grade maybe yeah um and um she's a teacher yeah and then
00:51:34
here's what's great about penny is you're running around in the town right and Penny always sits underneath this
00:51:40
tree and she's like it like kind of like with her knees tucked and she contemplates life you know what I mean
00:51:46
and so and I'm like I just like her because she's usually in the library Haley is the hot one in town and she
00:51:54
takes photographs she loves coconuts and um you sound like you're reading off dating profiles she likes pancake walks on the
00:52:06
beach this is like the episode of Black Mirror but Gone Wrong video game you're afraid that he's gonna get lost in like
00:52:11
a relationship and he's just gonna be uh pennies there and 18 hours in I could see that
00:52:19
happening yeah you could right yeah yeah we're not I mean you're not too far from but there's one girl that I will never
00:52:25
marry I can't figure out why I don't who her name is Emily and she's Haley's sister looking
00:52:48
what you mean she looks like an animal aren't they pixelated they're pixelated what do you mean she doesn't look sexual inner dialogue
00:53:20
I can also say this people have done people have done real life you know I mean relationships no real like art yeah
00:53:31
yeah but look at really those readings realistic paintings of them really that's what you look at oh Dad yeah okay so that's Penny that's penny in realistic form I think you like the
00:53:44
wholesome kind you want a bookish yeah I do I like pale legs yeah but here's what also about Emily I don't like there's a guy named Clint in the game and he's the blacksmiths right
00:54:12
and one day he writes you a letter saying can you give hey wait is this Clint yeah
00:54:33
dude he's not Elliot or Sebastian if you if Andrew could create his own character
00:54:38
this is how he would create yeah yeah absolutely no no we have a guy Carlos that used to work that he sometimes
00:54:43
worked here it was talking about a glory hole he went a couple of times you don't know what a glory hole is you
00:54:49
know what Gloria hole is oh it's like when you stick your dick through the hole yeah yeah or thank you yeah all
00:54:55
your ass no that's not a glory hole that's a glory hole you could [ __ ] through the hole no he's saying directly to the hole is that a glory hole no your butt on the your butt crack you put your
00:55:06
butt like what you you did before like this but yeah how thick is the wall well there's a hole it's just a bathroom stall size I would say yeah but still this much so how do you get the length
00:55:17
to do it the length of your what do you mean you're dead well I mean so you stick your butt against a hole Yeah and
00:55:22
then there's a little cheek like this there's a wall yeah or you know what I mean and then there's a dick but there's
00:55:28
still this much room yeah okay but it's doable Yeah okay or mouth okay yeah oh this is the biggest that's the biggest do it to me
00:55:45
oh yeah you would love it and I love you like a dick that's the problem I love sucking dick but my mouth is yo why was
00:55:53
that the smallest open wide I've ever lost in my life I'm like my jaws hurts your whole face is opening wide but your
00:56:00
mouth is crazy wait she's crazy that you said like a minute I love sucking dick but my mouth is so small but black dudes
00:56:06
let's go this shit's tight oh I mean yeah I hate both topics most most men think it's tight yeah whoa so they come easier
00:56:20
sure yeah yeah yeah [Music] what about you guys have you ever been with women who have smaller mouths or bigger mouths I don't I don't know I
00:56:39
don't think about that yeah maybe we have small dicks and we don't know yeah I mean like even if this miles is small
00:56:45
it's probably just you know what I mean throwing a hot dog and a gigantic Hollow hallway so what do you what do you like
00:56:51
about that is just the suction about sucking dick yeah he likes to taste I love it yeah
00:57:29
depending if I like them or not if I like them no so do you focus on the head or the oh Steve I don't know
00:57:36
you brought it up education on this podcast you went to one no I'm just saying I'm
00:57:52
I'm trying to look back at the conversation and I'm segued in the glory hole and it brought us to this [ __ ]
00:57:58
oh and I said you could put them out there too right right my friend Carlos has been to a couple of glory holes right and he's like I'm pretty sure it's women on the other side
00:58:09
but it could be a man but do you think that that's a gay thing it's never a woman exactly it's never that's what we
00:58:14
thought so you don't know who's on the other side that's the whole point yeah what that's the whole point of it oh so
00:58:19
it could be a man sucking your dick it usually is you never heard that in English this is
00:58:27
the hardest term I thought that there was you you could at least you know it's like straightforward like who's on the
00:58:34
other side no Ricky Gervais tells a story about in England a young man right goes to a glory Hall penis comes through he sucks it and when they leave they both leave it's his dad
00:58:47
he didn't know what his dad's dick looked like no do you know what your dad said I don't know my dad
00:58:52
dude that is therapy years of therapy shut up yeah this is a joke that's not right that's what he says what are the odds of that happening in London come on that's right I'm just saying but even if
00:59:06
it did happen What would happen you think How would how would you go to dinner that night would you go to dinner that night I
00:59:13
don't know man yeah yeah we're not eating hot dogs [Laughter] like how would they even find out right
00:59:19
after like right after they they literally came out the whole thing about that supposed to be like an anime anonymity yeah yeah is
00:59:31
it did they just randomly bumped into each other the dad probably went oh son and the son couldn't say anything
00:59:37
because he has come in his mouth yeah so on the receiving on the receiving end up
00:59:43
so when the guy sticks kisses you the whole does he just lean again yeah yeah so he does he look down or does he just lean against the wall if he's a copy you do that
01:00:01
no you know what he's doing he's fingering his own butt like he's like going like this and fingering it this is
01:00:07
the gayest podcast I've ever done in my life and everything was initiated by you guys yeah yeah yeah
01:00:13
thank you it's fun though man this is yeah yeah um so everyone went through am I the first um gay person you've ever talked to no oh okay no okay neighbors get yeah
01:00:28
but they just but as far as getting like detailed things like is that the first Korean gay dude you've ever I think so I
01:00:34
think so foreign that like to do the sucking they get off on that what's in it for them though just a mouthful of [ __ ] right no it's you
01:00:59
know it does sound like you're interviewing the first gay person yeah yeah you never
01:01:05
talk to him again that's what it feels like though I haven't asked these detailed questions so they get up on
01:01:11
that yeah yeah yeah it's like it's Adrenaline Rush yeah I mean I don't know can I get turned on why do you get
01:01:16
turned on by anything could I ask a question yeah let me ask a specific question because you're talking about he
01:01:21
might be the first uh gay Korean yeah yeah that you've talked to is there something like specific to a gay Korean
01:01:29
person that like culturally that you've gone through with another Korean or in your life with
01:01:37
family or friends like it's there's a gay part there's a Korean part right and there's culture in both yeah traditions
01:01:43
and stuff but is there something that's been particular with being a gay Korean at like a Korean function or something
01:01:49
or like maybe an Asian gay event oh there's plenty of those there's plenty of that is an Asian gay event what what
01:01:56
happens to the Asian Gavin that's different everybody [ __ ] oh it's a straight orgy I mean pretty much but it's a very imagine like it's
01:02:07
like gold house but forget for origin it's a gold house orgy yeah oh it's like that except you know who knows like if everyone gets down but like it's um a
01:02:19
gay Korean person and I have never had a relationship and I've always been why are you laughing why the [ __ ] are you laughing yeah I thought of a field trip where well I'm
01:02:33
telling the story right now yeah okay save the future so gay yeah go ahead Another Gay career like I have a gay cousin you know like I know I have gay Koreans I know but like
01:02:45
I've never been in a relationship with one why it's just never presented itself right you know so like and I've been in
01:02:52
my current relationship for eight plus years so like it do I think it could be like really cool sometimes yeah absolutely because like
01:03:03
there's the shortcut right everything you know all your cultural stuff you like the same Foods I see you could talk
01:03:09
[ __ ] there's so many times I'm out with my non-korean partner and I want to talk [ __ ] about the restaurant or something
01:03:15
or whatever and I'm just like oh God I gotta like [ __ ] whisper you know what I mean like your parents would like you
01:03:21
with a gay Asian partner more than a non-asian partner a gay Korean oh specifically correct because my mom can't speak English so she she's I've been she she's known my partner for
01:03:33
eight years and she's always like okay all right right because that's it and your dad passed but if he was alive how would he feel right now do you think did you you didn't come up to come out
01:03:45
to him no no he died before yeah oh wow yeah you know how his dad died May I say it yeah yeah his dad died in a Korean
01:03:52
spa yeah oh wow and that's why they scraped him too hard skin came off yeah no seriously no not serious
01:04:08
I don't know man was he in the steam room or the what was going on he was in there but he had he
01:04:15
had health issues as well so it wasn't a drowning thing no no okay okay no not a drowning thing yeah um but they did find
01:04:22
him like floating on the oh wow oh wow yeah and that's why we came up with this TV show right because that's how I go to
01:04:28
spas and his dad died in one and we just kind of started talking about that world and then we came up with a show and now
01:04:35
the show is dead as well so [Laughter] let me say something if I saw a room full of Korean men in an orgy or
01:05:03
whatever I would probably cry with pride oh really yeah because you know I grew up with all these old school beliefs and this these strict [ __ ] rules about other races and about you know gays and
01:05:18
trans and all that stuff and it's like I always hated it I always like no Mom Filipinos and Vietnamese people are normal
01:05:31
they don't just watch our children yeah I mean they're not you know I mean they're like I could marry one right if
01:05:37
I was gay it's not the end of the world right it just happens to me I was born that way yeah and they had these
01:05:42
stringent ideas about what you know right it is to be a Korean person and I always hated it you know yeah so it's like if I saw that you know I mean I
01:05:53
would probably burst into tears I I agree I think it would I think it would blow my mind in a good way in a good way
01:05:58
you know I'd be like whoa and then the fact you know right after the pie grab soup together oh yeah yeah I replenished
01:06:05
yeah yeah right yeah it's just yeah it blows my mind and think about the possibilities no nothing I just I I had a great idea is it the field trip yeah
01:06:19
you know what's [ __ ] about you bought your field trip thing ever since you had the field trip ideas
01:06:25
right ever since you had the field trip idea you haven't listened I have I'm on Alexa Pro now
01:06:39
it's helping me all right yeah so what did we talk about um okay field trip in the field trip yeah what are we talking about the field trip my mind went blank wait say it again
01:06:57
I was just gonna say because you no it's on the topic though because I was like oh you know it has to do you don't
01:07:03
listen but anyway yeah no but I'm getting better right guys [Laughter] is there a place maybe in Koreatown where it's a gay spot and we could do a field trip and then we could go in
01:07:19
together in our robes and yeah yeah go ahead John no I'm just like no just I just keep getting forced into these gay scenarios yeah yeah it's just weird like it's just
01:07:33
curious I'm very curious we spent 30 minutes talking about it that's a problem right he always goes to
01:07:41
it was about something else it doesn't a field trip really it's about kids I know at this point we're doing we're just being gay at this point we're just being gay now has it been gay
01:07:53
it's been gay could I ask do you think do you think you're more like do you get you get book more for TV stuff right
01:08:00
yeah dude I'm sorry sensitive topic do you feel like they're looking at you more of a TV to feature Guy a movie yeah
01:08:14
okay so defense I felt bad I'm gonna stop no just keep going um no I want you to keep going what is the difference like how did when they look at you a certain way like a
01:08:24
movie guy to a TV show yeah not relevant is there no has been is there a difference because you're what do you
01:08:30
mean like the way like oh he's he's a feature guy he's only in movies a character actor a guy oh a character
01:08:36
there is a thing right well I'll give you an example right so I did I'm gonna say it [ __ ] it hmm
01:08:43
so Nick Kroll and Ike baronholtz had a movie or TV show on Hulu right the history of the world and I did it oh
01:08:49
yeah that was with Ronnie too I didn't know that okay I didn't know it he's in it too yeah I know I thought you guys
01:08:56
were both in the same skit we are in the same skit because yeah history of the world yeah yeah but he's Genghis Khan in
01:09:02
the skit and I'm just some random guy no no are you serious yeah yeah and he's on the poster I'm not oh no is that oh no
01:09:10
it's fine I love the guy yeah he's hot and relevant right but there's a side of me it stings a little bit because I know
01:09:16
those guys but I get it could I say this the war's not over why do you say warm yeah [Laughter]
01:09:37
Wars are great wow I love horse I'm Korean yeah right that's that is that Korean what is that about Koreans though
01:09:49
it's the what han han it's just the combative it's not combative it's I I believe it has something to do with oppression yeah the Japanese oppressing us right yeah it's it's like years of
01:10:01
like historical trauma right it carries on into Generations right and that's why
01:10:07
there's so many um Korean Revenge movies and we love them we're obsessed with we're obsessed with them and it's like
01:10:14
comeuppance right and we'll be winning at the end Justice Justice right and we don't like authoritarian situations right and so we I still I have that it's
01:10:26
not a bad thing it's not unhealthy I don't think right right because I love everyone I really do I love and Andrew
01:10:34
working I love Ronnie working I love when you got that Will Ferrell movie I'm so [ __ ] happy for he's in a he's the
01:10:40
villain in a Will Ferrell movie with him in Aquafina right whoa yeah so you're killing it we've done two movies yeah
01:10:47
back to back this year yeah and when I see you on set I'm so proud of you yeah but there is a little bit of a hun there
01:10:53
where I I like to compete yeah I mean I like to go you know what the war's not over yeah
01:11:00
you know and it's like I don't think that's a bad thing can I ask you do you think other races have Han too like like
01:11:07
you know because those other I like us I don't think huh there's other ethnic groups that have been [ __ ] over as
01:11:13
well you know yeah Native Americans black people in America like do you think they have hunt yeah Jews you think
01:11:19
they have hunt too I think that if you look at I don't want to name certain ethnicities yeah right but there are
01:11:24
some ethnicities that there's real wars going on where their camps where certain
01:11:29
camps cannot be in the same Club as another Camp because it'll be actual physical violence right we don't have
01:11:36
that okay do you think we've held exactly whenever you do that I love it okay the Asian company I love it did actually sound a little bit okay
01:11:50
do you think okay let me ask you this do you think it's manifests [Laughter] have hunting right now oh my God that's what I'm trying to get
01:12:06
to okay come on dude do you think it's because we've suppressed that's why we have Han as opposed to other people like
01:12:12
still in the war fighting in the war do you think maybe like we're not fighting out outwardly we're like we have it
01:12:20
inwardly like we have that going on you got a point there like the past we don't know how to express it so except for
01:12:27
like when we're drunk and singing yeah yeah that's like the only time you've you will ever ever see like Koreans
01:12:34
being emotional right yeah you know but I think there is something along the lines of like we don't know how to
01:12:39
express our emotions and we have this like thousands of years of like being [ __ ] run over yeah like Manchuria Etc so like it's like a chess we play chess
01:12:50
but but let me try to trade later now we we we take that energy into success I mean
01:12:59
look at we've such a small country South Korea right right but look at the companies that we have Hyundai Kia yeah
01:13:06
I mean Samsung Samsung et cetera et cetera look at the film industry there yeah that's that's all the music right
01:13:12
and it's a small thing I think that's because of that Han of oh the work ethic too yeah and just showing up you know me
01:13:19
expressing ourselves in that way right in many for many years I'm not saying that I think that every race is funny
01:13:25
but there was a little bit incred in La where Koreans in the beginning were the funny stand-ups now you got Ronnie and
01:13:33
uh you know all these other people and they're very funny or even in many ways but in the beginning it was Koreans you
01:13:39
know I mean you know I think you know you had Margaret and Henry Cho and you know so do you feel like they won the
01:13:45
war who the Chinese in the end in entertainment or is it War does the war continue does it ever end it doesn't it never happened the war never ends it will never not in my lifetime the war my
01:13:58
war will not end but your war will end when you think you won I'll never win he'll never win so the world
01:14:05
I constantly put myself in a position yeah of to be victorious you do I always do why do you do that because it motivates it drives you it drives oh to drive to keep going yeah
01:14:18
yeah that's very interesting that you say that at least you know interesting I'm aware of what well we all do it in
01:14:24
some ways we do it yeah yeah yeah I asked that because I ask myself too like when does the war ever end you know and
01:14:30
when do I feel like I won the war I don't think there ever will it's never anything yeah well that's why I'm not
01:14:36
having kids so that it doesn't like get oh you can translate down to the other Generations right right some chopping
01:14:42
and breaking that generational yeah yeah ends with me I just realized this there's two two types of Koreans yeah
01:14:48
right we're the other type we're all one type you always say this we're the you said
01:14:53
it dirty Asians right we're the dirty ones we are what do you mean dirty ones like like a little bit of the Misfits of
01:14:59
it all oh no yeah what are you what are you saying then like when when dad was a
01:15:04
kid right he you know his friends went to school and stuff and my dad shoe shined yeah but he also stole
01:15:10
pickpocketed right and yeah and he survived he was a street kid right yeah yeah pickpockets sell things and he had
01:15:17
his little Merry band of you know I mean and there's just you know he was he's not an aristocrat he's not high and
01:15:24
mighty mom has a little bit of the royal kind of like snooty Iranian thing yeah she likes what she you know designer [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah but Dad is more like us I think you know what I mean oh yeah
01:15:35
but I have a little bit of the designer stuff but it's like when I'm in a room with the yuppity Asians right you know
01:15:42
what I'm talking about you start getting angry then I get angry I just I'm a whale aware I'm with them oh you do oh
01:15:48
yeah what's a dead giveaway then like when you're hanging out with them what's clothes number one the way they dress
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right the way they handle themselves like if some of them will never do tiger belly because of the topics I bring up
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wait you're talking about like Hollywood Korea Hollywood oh awesome Oh I thought you were talking
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about in general in general too yeah in Hollywood as well oh there's a division there's Korean I don't want a name
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there's Korean but I won't do tiger belly [Laughter] I'm sorry my point is is that yeah there is we're one time yeah yeah do you
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believe that or not yeah I would you're straight no yeah I could say I got that there it
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is again my family I consider to be kind of the yellow trash if you will us too growing up yeah my favorite yellow trash
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our dad for sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah can I tell you story uh my dad was uh I mean this is not a segment or
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anything um he had an apartment on his own like when he was getting his car get his clothing store and uh well and I went to visit him so we my dad had clothing stores in
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San Diego but no this is Arizona I know so he would some his he would drive to like Sacramento and yeah Riverside but
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he was scouting out places in Arizona and I didn't know he had this secret spot and I'm like he's like all right
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let's go to the his apartment he literally had the bare minimum a mattress a hot plate and like just a razor that's it in a bar soap and so it dawned on me
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I'm like oh this is the way he would live without meeting Mom this is him you know that's you
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no I have I have a computer no you need it for your business I know but what do you mean I have I have stuff like even when we go shoe shopping don't bring up my two preferences is it plain
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Jane yet you just want Brown I go look at these fancy ones no I don't like it you're very like playing plain what's wrong with that I think you'd kind of transition you're like more of
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the Hollywood designer and and you kind of hung back you know because I was a designer there you go I mean you were
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trying to put me on the shoes the you know the designer what is that Golden Goose exactly he was really talks ain't good
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enough I mean there's a million dollars they're not because they look like chunks but they're not dude break them out let me take a look
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those are ridiculous let me take a look at this I would just wear those every day of the week those are Chucks no those are not real stops up for a second all right it's [ __ ] what you're
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doing what do you mean because one night I was wearing these and you go where'd you get those I was placating to your
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desire so oh so you were lying then oh I I wanted to make you feel good a little bit
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that's sweet but at the time that's really nice okay yeah yeah Chucks that's that's I'm more that okay good congratulations yeah
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thank you for being a bad friend thank you for being a hangout [Music] oh