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You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> Well, you two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> Yeah. What's up?
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>> What's up?
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>> Yeah. Your energy today, dude. I don't
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know, dude.
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>> What's wrong with my energy today?
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>> It's not mindful. It's not grace.
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There's no grace in it.
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>> All right.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's aggressive.
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>> You come with your hat down. You know
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what I mean,
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>> dude? I'm not Taylor Swift. You have to
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act like that. [laughter] You know what
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I mean, guys? What's up? West side.
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Englewood,
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huh? Shy town. You're That's where
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you're from?
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>> You've never been to Englewood once.
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>> Genuinely.
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>> I know where it is, though.
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>> Where?
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>> It's south from here.
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>> Is it not?
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>> Yeah.
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>> It's by Watts, dog.
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>> I've been to the Watts Tower uh Watts
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Towers.
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>> No, you haven't.
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>> Yeah, that's where I get my water.
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[laughter]
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>> Have you ever Watts water, dude?
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>> Mm-
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>> Yeah, dude.
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>> Is it good?
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>> Yeah, it's filled with all kinds of
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juicy things.
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>> Oh, I love this is a big thing. the
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Watts Towers. This was, you know, this
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was built by
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>> these were actually um people thought
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they were an art piece, but it turns out
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>> I thought I thought there was water in
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it.
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>> That's what I thought. Did you think?
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>> No, no, no. I knew that you thought
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that.
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>> You thought it was a water tower.
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>> Yeah, I thought it was a water tower.
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Tower. I've never really seep into the
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watch tower. I was lying.
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>> This man collected
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>> What is that?
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>> Loose pieces of the Cuz the train runs
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behind it, right? Isn't it from He took
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parts from the train
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>> and then I think the [snorts] rumor was
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it was it was art, but it turns out it's
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actually the meetup point for Epstein
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people. [clears throat]
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>> Uh core steel rebar and wire mesh
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covered with cement mortar decorated
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mosaic of recycled found materials.
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>> It's one of those conspiracy blacks. You
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know that movie with Julia Roberts? Was
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that the movie?
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>> Oh, the Pelican Brief.
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>> No, no, not that one. Not that one.
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where Denzel plays like the Conspiracy
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Black. Is that him? Dave, did he ever
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play Conspira Conspiracy Black?
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>> What is Conspiracy Black?
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>> You know what I mean? You know what I
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mean?
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>> Exactly what you think it is.
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>> Exactly what you think it is.
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>> I don't know. I don't think
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>> Yeah. You go inside their house.
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Everything's tin foil.
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>> You know what I mean?
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>> That's just normal for That's
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conspiracy.
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>> Yeah, but he happens to be black.
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>> Oh,
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>> yeah. Yeah. There's conspiracy whites,
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too.
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>> I got it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I think there's majority are conspiracy
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whites. I feel like more conspiratorial.
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>> You can find that movie. I think it's
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called Conspiracy Theory. You know why
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Bobb's in a good mood? Do you want to
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tell everybody or should I tell
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everybody?
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>> Nothing.
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>> Come on.
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>> What?
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>> I'll say it. Bobby has been or has gone
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on a few
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>> No, no, no. That's not it.
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>> A few dates.
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>> That's not it.
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>> With Erica Kirk. [laughter]
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>> She's grieving.
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And, you know, to me, I'm so empathetic,
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right, that I need to hold her.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I'm grieving. Dave with her.
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>> Have you seen some of those like videos
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with her in her eyes and stuff? It's
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wild, dude. That's not what I'm talking
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about.
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>> Man, you're in Canada. Another banger.
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Yeah, Siege. There's only so many movies
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where conspiracies come up and Denzel's
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in them. Really?
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>> Did I tell you he's That's like every
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movie he's ever done.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Did I tell you that we tried to watch
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Benjamin Button?
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>> Well, you would try You have to watch it
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backwards. It's better that way.
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[laughter]
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>> We tried. It's normal that way. You know
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what I mean?
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>> It's so [ __ ] bad. Like, watch it
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again in this era. It's I remember back
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then we were like, "Oh, it's wild. It's
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groundbreaking." Because when I saw it,
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I I was I was in the theater. I was
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like, "Oh my god, we're in the future,
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>> dude. It's [laughter]
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>> remember. I can't believe it.
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>> It's so bad." I mean, look at the
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>> Fincher.
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>> Yeah, but look at It's so [laughter]
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bad.
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>> It's so weird. It looks like he's
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wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask.
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> It doesn't look real.
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>> It doesn't look real.
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>> It dude, it's so weird. We tried. Look
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at that.
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>> Look at that.
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>> We watched this. This movie won an
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Academy Award.
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>> Wait, wait. You saw it with whom?
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>> We watched at the house. It was just on
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and I think it was on like HBO or
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whatever. You know when they're like you
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and I was like we haven't I I don't this
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movie was so long ago. I was like I
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haven't seen that. I'm going to watch it
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again. Yeah,
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>> dude. 20 minutes. I was like I got to
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get out of here. It was trip. Look at
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that. It was tripping me out.
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>> That's insane.
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>> How am I supposed to come with that
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going on? [laughter]
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>> It's insane.
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>> He turned into Mitch McConnell.
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[laughter]
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>> It's little Rudy.
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>> Here's another one. Meet Joe Black.
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>> Oh, dude.
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>> Do you like that one?
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>> I used to.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Watch.
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>> You know what? If I rewatch that again,
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it's like you're He's an angel, right?
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>> Yeah.
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>> You like peanut butter?
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>> Yeah. What is that?
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>> What is that?
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>> What are we talking about?
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>> It's a little quirk. You know what I
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mean? I just
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>> Yeah. How about almond butter? Why not?
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Why peanut butter?
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>> Why peanut butter?
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>> He's so hot though.
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>> Yeah. He's still Have you seen him now?
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>> He's even hotter.
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>> He's hotter now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Cuz I saw like some new girl he's
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dating. They had a picture of them
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together on
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>> on the internet and I was like, "God, it
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never breaks, huh?"
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>> Yeah. Look at him. He was born that way.
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>> That guy is built. He is built
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different.
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>> Built for speed. [laughter]
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>> Yeah. Oh my god.
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>> Vroom vroom
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>> vroom vroom. Look at that, dude.
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>> I would just literally It's like a
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[ __ ] futon. Yeah, man. I would lay on
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him like a futon.
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>> Yeah. [laughter]
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>> Wouldn't you? No. Pete, really, Pete? I
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know you're not gay, but
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>> Absolutely.
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>> Yeah. Right. Would you?
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>> We don't know.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. If you walked in your house,
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Brad Pitt happened to be naked laying on
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your couch, you would lay right on top
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of him. That's your instinct.
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>> I'd get naked immediately.
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>> Immediately. And I'd go, "Let's compare
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bodies. [laughter]
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Stand up, Bradley.
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>> I think at one point I'll be like, "What
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are you doing in the house?
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>> What are you doing in my house?"
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>> After But that you say that after you're
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Yeah. After you have sex with Brad Pig,
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you're smoking a cigarette in bed and
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you're like, "How'd you get in my
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house?" [laughter]
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>> Exactly. You don't ask before. Never.
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No. You just do.
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>> You just have to let it be.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That was from F1. Did you watch F1?
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>> No. But do you think he knows he's hot?
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>> Yes.
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>> Brother, do you know you're Asian?
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>> [ __ ] I do.
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>> Yeah. Well, IT'S THE SAME THING.
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>> OH, [ __ ] IT'S THE SAME THING. HE KNOWS
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IT.
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>> Here's what it is. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I forget sometimes I have red hair.
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[laughter]
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>> It's the reddest hair I've ever seen.
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>> But I have red hair.
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>> I know. It's so mutantike.
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>> So like he must forget sometimes he's
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hot, but then look in the mirror and go,
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>> I'm hot.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I'm so
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>> Every morning you must look in the
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mirror and go, I have red hair.
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>> No. I get out of the shower, I see my
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little red penis and my red pubes and I
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go, I have red hair. Like it makes me
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laugh. I have little I have red hair.
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>> Dude, do you The shock and awe of me
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being Korean all the time. [laughter]
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>> It's It's shock and awe.
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>> I look in the mirror, I go, "Holy [ __ ]
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I am Asian." [laughter]
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>> It's like It's startling because you're
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in I'm in a white world.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I'm around a lot of white people, right?
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And then every night I look in the
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mirror, I go, "Look at that." [laughter]
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>> But it's
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>> Look what's going on there.
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>> No, it's positive.
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>> It's not. It's pure negative. Koreans
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are the best
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>> because I'm not like, you know what I
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mean, like leading man Korean. Those are
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hot, right?
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>> You're next door neighbor.
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>> I'm next door neighbor. I'm the guy that
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you don't trust in the movie. You know
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what I mean?
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>> Actually, I think you're the guy that
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turns out to be. You know who you are?
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>> Yeah.
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>> But the I don't What's the character's
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name in Home Alone that they think he's
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evil? The guy with the shovel, the old
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man, but he turns out to be the best.
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>> Marley.
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>> Marley. You're that because people are
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like, I'm weary of that little Korean
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guy. But guess what? Yeah,
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>> guys have got a great heart, great soul.
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Turns out to be a great guy.
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>> All right, I want you to Google this.
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All right.
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>> Half naked guy in Kung Fu Hustle. I'm
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that kid. [laughter]
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>> What?
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>> What?
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>> In Kung Fu Hustle. Yeah. One of my
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favorite movies.
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>> That's a bad
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>> Yeah. Yeah. No. No. But that's who he is
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in the movie. You know what I mean?
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>> Every time I watch that movie, I go, I
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think I'm that guy.
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>> It sucks.
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>> Oh, yeah. That's 100% it. Yeah. Getting
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cracked around.
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>> Getting cracked around. Yeah, that's me.
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Yeah. [laughter]
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But you know, somebody has to be that.
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>> That's right.
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>> When I look in the mirror, go, "Somebody
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has to be whatever that."
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>> Someone has to be us. And why not
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[snorts] us?
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>> Or have you? When I look in the mirror
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naked, when I see my naked body, oh my
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god, it's pure shock and awe.
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>> The dog walked in on me taking a shower.
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I stepped in the shower and I heard her
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coming up behind me, heard her, you
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know, chain.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And I go, "Oh, hey."
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>> She then looked up, saw me naked, and
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went [snorts]
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>> and walked out.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Not happy about it.
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>> Wow.
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>> Well, I gained a little bit of weight.
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You have gotten a little a
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>> little porky. I'm 206 right now.
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>> I kind of like it.
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>> 206
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>> cuz it thickens out like you're a
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football player almost.
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>> I'm getting a little footbally.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Straight up.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I
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>> I walked out just one I know you're
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going to say something. I'm so sorry.
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Straight up is good.
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>> I have nothing else to say.
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>> Yeah. Straight up.
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>> Straight up.
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>> Yeah. What is that?
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>> Hut hut. [laughter]
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>> You think they yell straight up?
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>> That's what you just said.
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>> Travis Scott,
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>> didn't I say hut hut?
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>> You did.
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>> Oh, you [laughter] did? I thought
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>> Yeah. I thought they said straight up.
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>> Straight up.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Straight up.
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>> Aren't Isn't it a move that they're
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saying out loud?
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>> No.
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>> Yeah. Go to the right. [laughter]
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>> Right. Go around me.
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>> Yeah.
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>> They don't Is that a move?
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>> They're not telling the other guys are
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right there.
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>> I know. But it's like him because he's
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the captain, right?
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>> Yeah.
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>> He's the leader. The quarterback's the
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leader, right?
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>> Is the captain,
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>> right? So, isn't he going, you know what
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I mean? Natron, go to the right.
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>> No, he doesn't yell out the plays. Oh,
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he doesn't.
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>> Well, then they would know. They're
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right there.
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>> No, but it's their own code word.
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>> Well, they do have codes. You are you're
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halfway.
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>> Pelican Town 260.
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>> That's [laughter] a good That's a play.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Pelican Town 260 is a play.
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>> Downtown Magoo. Turn around.
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>> Turn around.
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>> And then they're like, "Oh, I got to
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turn around. I'm going to do downtown
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Magoo. [laughter]
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>> Don't Isn't that what they do?"
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay. I don't know football. I don't
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watch that sport. But anyway, um,
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>> you know football.
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>> I know the real football. Yeah. Yeah.
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And Arsenal won today 4-1. That's why
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I'm in a good mood. [applause]
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You beat Aston Villa and there were
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three punts below us. If they had won
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that game, they would have tied us for
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number one.
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>> Nice try, Aston Villa.
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>> Nice try, Ollie Watkins. Anyway, um
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>> Aston Villa, by the way, is that a name
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of a city?
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>> No, but it's the same of a football
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club. It's one of the oldest football.
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>> Terrible name.
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>> Yeah,
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>> Aston Villa.
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>> Yeah,
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>> that's a symbol.
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>> How British does that [ __ ] [ __ ]
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sound?
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>> Aston Villa.
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>> I play for Aston Villa.
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>> Yeah.
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>> How about you? What' you get for
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Christmas?
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>> Nothing. I'll tell you this. I'm going
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to say that what I was going to say
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before because of the dog thing and then
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I'll go to the Christmas.
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>> I'm a little wired up. Sorry.
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>> I like it.
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>> Okay. So, um
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>> I love it.
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>> Well, there's three things happening.
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>> Go.
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>> I want just say all the things that are
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happening. Give it.
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>> Okay.
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>> Um number one, I I I walked out a movie
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last night and and it's like
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it's Park Chan Wuk, the guy that did Old
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Boy. I think he produced this movie,
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Korean movie.
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>> It's called um I had Google I [ __ ]
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>> Wait, but you w you went to the theater
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to see it.
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>> I was I went to the Grove. You know how
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busy the grove is right now, dude. No
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other choice is what
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>> No other choice. Turns out you had a few
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and one of them was to leave. [laughter]
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>> And it's it got What is the um rotten
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tomatoes on it?
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>> I never trust tomatoes.
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>> 99%.
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>> I don't trust it.
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>> I think 99%. [snorts]
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>> I just don't trust that it's too 98.
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That's way too high.
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>> Yeah. So, and it's the guy from Squid
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Games. Great actor.
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Beautifully shot. Beautifully shot.
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Right. Um, it's a dark comedy. The
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comedy really works. They're just so
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talented, right? Koreans ain't how to do
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it.
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>> Mhm.
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>> But there's one moment. So, I'm going to
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just tell you, I'm not going to give any
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spoilers. Okay.
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>> No, we're never going to see this. It
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doesn't matter. [laughter]
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>> Really?
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>> Well, I mean, maybe.
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>> All right. So,
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>> that moment,
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>> this guy, right, the guy on the right,
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right, happily married, two kids.
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>> He's a paper man.
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>> He work he works for a paper processing
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plant and he's been there for 25 years.
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Makes a good living. and he gets fired.
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Okay. From his job
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>> for stealing paper.
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>> No. [snorts]
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>> For,
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>> you know, the Americans bought the
00:11:32
company and they're doing some
00:11:33
readjustments like that. Yeah. So,
00:11:34
anyway, um there's a point where it's
00:11:36
like he won't get a job, right? So, he
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they're running out of money, right? So,
00:11:42
the first thing they do is they get rid
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of their dogs.
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>> What?
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>> Yeah. They had two dogs. They're like,
00:11:48
"We can't feed this whole family." How
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hard is it to feed a [ __ ] dog?
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>> Yeah. That's the weird.
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>> It's It As soon as that happened in the
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movie, I'M LIKE, I'M OUT.
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>> I'M OUT.
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>> I AM OUT.
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>> I'M OUT.
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>> I WALKED OUT.
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>> You got rid of the dogs?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. You And the kids are crying.
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Look. Yeah. It's It was
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>> I got rid of the kids.
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>> I'd rather give one of the kids.
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>> They're so much more expensive.
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>> They're way more expensive. Yeah. How
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far How expensive is dog food?
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>> I mean, dude, you can get You can get
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like a 50 lb bag from Costco for like 10
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bucks.
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>> I know. Exactly. I mean, they're not
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going to be the healthiest food for the
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dog. Keep it alive.
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>> It'll be dude. Dogs live on the street.
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Street dogs.
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>> Whenever something like that happens in
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a movie where I'm like, I wouldn't do
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that. I have to leave.
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>> I I you know, I saw a [ __ ] thread
00:12:32
today. Was it yesterday morning or this
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morning? That pissed me off. Someone was
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like, I don't care. I'll say, you know,
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like hot takes, you know, this [ __ ]
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>> I hate hot.
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>> And they were like, hot take? I don't
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[ __ ] care. Uh, if you're a dog
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person, you are stupid. Just accept it.
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And I was like, what does that even
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mean? person.
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>> And when I say, "What does that even
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mean?" It's cuz I'm stupid and I don't
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get it.
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>> Yeah. [laughter]
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>> Cuz I'm a dog person. Yeah.
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>> I I don't trust people that don't like
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dogs. Weirds me the [ __ ] out.
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>> I I don't trust a president that doesn't
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have a dog.
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>> He's the only one.
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>> I know. It's crazy in history. Yeah.
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Have a cat. I don't A gerbal.
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>> Actually, if he had a honey badger, I
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don't care what it is.
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>> Honey badger would be sick.
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>> That'd be sick.
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>> I got my little badger here.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's gnawing on
00:13:15
Steven uh Miller's ankle. [laughter]
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All of that. He was like, "Oh, yeah.
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Yeah,
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>> Donald, come get your honey badger.
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[laughter] [ __ ] I have to go to
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school and bring my honey badger."
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>> Yeah, you have. Yeah. I
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>> I don't get it. You got to have some
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kind of animal.
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>> Yeah. Here's another Tik Tok video that
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I can't watch. When did they start of a
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I don't know who needs to hear this.
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Nobody. Nobody needs to hear what YOU'RE
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SAYING CUZ YOU DON'T KNOW [ __ ]
00:13:39
>> YOU DON'T KNOW [ __ ]
00:13:40
>> WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION.
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[laughter] YOU'RE A REGULAR GUY.
00:13:45
>> You're a regular guy.
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>> You know what I mean? It's like
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>> you're a regular guy.
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>> Yeah. Degrassi. What? The scientist guy.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> What are we talking? Oh, Neil.
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>> Neil. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I thought about the TV show.
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>> No. If [laughter] Well, whatever.
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>> Neil Degrass Tyson.
00:14:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. Need grass. Tyson. You know
00:14:01
what I mean? If he says I don't need I
00:14:04
don't Then I'll go, oh, I think I'm
00:14:05
going to I I want to hear his opinion
00:14:07
about this.
00:14:07
>> Yeah.
00:14:08
>> Or anyone professional like Scott
00:14:10
Galloway.
00:14:10
>> Nah, let me pause on Scott Galloway.
00:14:13
>> No, don't pause on him. Push play. He
00:14:15
says some [ __ ] that I'm like,
00:14:16
>> I know. I love it.
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>> The [ __ ] are you talking?
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>> I'm reading his book right now.
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>> He does this whole skip about like, you
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know, people are drinking less than
00:14:23
they've ever drank and they're having
00:14:24
less sex and men aren't talking to women
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and all this [ __ ] [ __ ] It's like I
00:14:28
don't Is that true? How do we know
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that's true?
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>> It's called statistics, my friend.
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>> Who's filling out those forms? What the
00:14:34
[ __ ] do you mean?
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>> In the Midwest, they do it
00:14:36
>> where they pull people on the street and
00:14:37
they go, "Who's [ __ ]
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>> Yeah.
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>> I don't buy it."
00:14:40
>> They don't do it in Studio City cuz I've
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been around. You know, they don't
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>> Here's why I don't buy it. We're friends
00:14:44
with a young man here. What's your name
00:14:46
again?
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>> Mone.
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>> Mone.
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>> Yeah.
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>> This guy, he's in the height of his 20s.
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He's in the in the center of it.
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>> He's not a normal.
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>> He's [ __ ]
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>> I know, but he's he's not an average
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white dude. This
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>> He is the most average looking white
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dude I'VE EVER SEEN. [laughter]
00:15:03
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. You don't get about
00:15:04
this McCone guy, right? He's a shifter.
00:15:08
>> He's He's He's got the gift of gab. You
00:15:10
know what I mean? He's slimy.
00:15:11
>> He's got Hollywood quality. What is and
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then what's
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>> to have him when I first met him to just
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directly walk up to me and talk business
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>> is insane behavior. And I'm like, "Oh, a
00:15:23
little mover and shaker, this little
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one. Slimy mover shaker."
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>> And then he gets into here, moves up.
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He's a [ __ ] climber.
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>> You want to fire him?
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>> No, I love him. Okay.
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>> He's like a pesty little brother.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, he stays. But what I'm
00:15:36
saying is I'm on to you. But he's not a
00:15:38
normal, you know, I mean, a average
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20some year old man.
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>> All his friends are [ __ ]
00:15:44
>> Yeah, cuz they're not. Have you met
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them?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Half of them are.
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>> But the ones that he has in Minnesota,
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those ones, they're not [ __ ]
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>> Yes, they are.
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>> No, I met them.
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>> What do you mean?
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>> They don't even talk. [laughter] They're
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come to like a catatonic.
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They're like totem poles. Whenever you
00:16:00
introduce me to them, they're like,
00:16:02
>> "Well, they all they they're big fans of
00:16:04
you, by
00:16:04
>> They're not big fans, dude. a good smile
00:16:06
then.
00:16:07
>> Do you ever Do you ever tell someone to
00:16:08
meet you at a nice spot and you never
00:16:10
show up?
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>> No.
00:16:11
>> You've never done that?
00:16:12
>> No.
00:16:13
>> That's like a move that people do where
00:16:14
they bail on a date?
00:16:16
>> Yeah. [snorts] I can't do that. I don't
00:16:18
I've never ghosted anybody on a date.
00:16:19
>> Have you been ghosted though?
00:16:20
>> Oh, yeah.
00:16:21
>> Yeah. See, that's why it burns.
00:16:22
>> It hurts, huh?
00:16:23
>> Yeah.
00:16:24
>> But you still remember the person. I bet
00:16:25
you it sits in your memory bank.
00:16:27
>> You know who did it.
00:16:28
>> It seeps deep in my soul.
00:16:29
>> You know who did it. Yeah. That's why
00:16:30
they do it. I think
00:16:32
>> you know that. You know somebody that
00:16:33
did to me.
00:16:34
>> Do I? I know who it is. Do you?
00:16:36
>> No. I'm asking you. Do I know who they
00:16:37
are?
00:16:38
>> Yeah.
00:16:38
>> No. What the [ __ ] Who's on first?
00:16:40
>> Who's on second? [laughter]
00:16:41
>> I don't know, dude.
00:16:44
>> Straight up. Straight up.
00:16:46
>> Straight up.
00:16:47
>> Wait. Wait. Who did it to you?
00:16:50
>> Ble room back dash.
00:16:52
>> Got it. [laughter]
00:16:54
>> There will be a college football team
00:16:56
that uses Bickloom back dash.
00:16:58
>> Yeah. Ble room back dash. You know what
00:17:00
I mean?
00:17:00
>> BLE ROOM BACK DASH
00:17:02
>> UP THE STRAIGHT
00:17:03
>> STRAIGHT UP. AND then the wide receiver
00:17:05
knows what to do.
00:17:05
>> He does.
00:17:06
>> And he does a little bickle room like
00:17:07
move.
00:17:08
>> If you're a college football player of
00:17:09
any kind, please use a bad friend's uh
00:17:12
call at the line.
00:17:13
>> Yeah.
00:17:13
>> And let us know.
00:17:14
>> Ble room back dash.
00:17:16
>> Well, what are you doing? How to
00:17:17
properly yell as a quarterback.
00:17:19
>> Yeah. There's like a specific
00:17:21
>> blue 42.
00:17:22
>> I got one. I would do this. I would
00:17:24
close this one and open this one.
00:17:26
[laughter]
00:17:27
>> Sing along.
00:17:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. Give me
00:17:30
one.
00:17:32
>> Air lick. But don't do this. Don't be
00:17:34
hacky about it. Come up with your own.
00:17:35
>> Imagine if you saw a quarterback at the
00:17:37
line and he went 449.
00:17:40
[laughter]
00:17:41
>> And I would know what that is. Slither.
00:17:43
>> Slither. Slither.
00:17:44
>> Slither around the defensive linebacker.
00:17:46
>> That's a slither play.
00:17:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. That is
00:17:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:48
>> That is my
00:17:50
>> Oh, it's a hook route.
00:17:51
>> Yeah. It's a hook route. Hook
00:17:53
>> on both sides, though.
00:17:54
>> Yeah. Double hook.
00:17:55
>> One hook round. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Single
00:17:57
hook.
00:17:57
>> Yeah. Single hook is one side. You know
00:17:58
what I mean? [laughter]
00:17:59
>> That'd be fun to come up with. should
00:18:01
coach a team,
00:18:02
>> dude. That'd be great.
00:18:03
>> Let us coach your local team.
00:18:04
>> We should just co We should coach like a
00:18:06
inner mural team. We should have a bad
00:18:08
friend's inner mural team.
00:18:09
>> And the thing would be what some of my
00:18:11
coaching would be direct like that. It's
00:18:14
exactly what it means.
00:18:15
>> Direct. [laughter]
00:18:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. Headbutt the guy twice.
00:18:19
>> It's exactly what that means. There's no
00:18:21
hidden agenda, right? I just headbutt.
00:18:23
You know what I mean? [laughter] Looks
00:18:24
like you got water in your ear. Oh,
00:18:26
there it is. Finger flick. Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:28
Right in the face.
00:18:29
>> Arm finger. Yeah. Flick in the face.
00:18:31
[laughter]
00:18:31
>> Right. And then some of them would be
00:18:33
like, you know what I mean? Not obvious.
00:18:36
>> A little bit more secretive.
00:18:37
>> Yeah.
00:18:39
[laughter]
00:18:40
>> What is that?
00:18:41
>> What?
00:18:41
>> What was that?
00:18:42
>> Click of the nose and focus.
00:18:43
>> Oh, focus. [laughter]
00:18:45
>> Hey, boogerhead.
00:18:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what that
00:18:47
is.
00:18:47
>> I get that.
00:18:48
>> Yeah. Yeah. I think we should do it.
00:18:49
>> I'll do it.
00:18:50
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:50
>> I would love to. We'll draw up some
00:18:51
plays.
00:18:52
>> Yeah. Now, with your knowledge of
00:18:53
football,
00:18:54
>> is there plays in baseball?
00:18:56
>> Uh, yeah. I mean, that's a hard It's not
00:18:58
the same.
00:18:58
>> It's harder. Well, there's there's
00:19:00
there's signals from coaches this, you
00:19:02
know, like you know, signals. They do
00:19:03
that the third base.
00:19:04
>> Yeah. But what does that all mean?
00:19:05
>> Well, they're signaling to the runner uh
00:19:09
the next move what the what the batter's
00:19:11
going to do.
00:19:12
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:12
>> To swing swing away or to take the pitch
00:19:15
or or to try to steal the base or
00:19:17
there's Look, well, there's a bunch of
00:19:19
different signals there, but they all
00:19:21
have different uh signs. Signs.
00:19:23
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:24
>> Pitch These are pitch call signs.
00:19:25
>> Wow. That's amazing.
00:19:27
>> They don't do the same. They use an
00:19:28
older hand.
00:19:29
>> Is that my hand? [laughter]
00:19:31
>> That's my hand. I'm not kidding. That's
00:19:33
my hand.
00:19:33
>> That's the oldest hand I've ever seen.
00:19:35
Um
00:19:35
>> I have an old hand.
00:19:36
>> So this is something. Upside down piece.
00:19:39
>> Yeah.
00:19:40
>> This twice. Yeah. They got to get more
00:19:42
creative, dude.
00:19:43
>> Oh, they only have your hand. You have
00:19:44
one hand.
00:19:45
>> I know. But you could still, you know.
00:19:46
[laughter] What about this move?
00:19:48
>> No, cuz this one has a mitt. One has a
00:19:49
mitt on it.
00:19:50
>> Oh, it's a mit, right?
00:19:51
>> Catcher has one mitt on it,
00:19:52
>> right? And then do they do this?
00:19:55
>> Yeah.
00:19:55
>> Meaning catch it.
00:19:56
>> Catch it. [laughter]
00:19:58
pitcher does that. Catch the ball, dude.
00:20:00
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00:20:01
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00:20:02
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>> Would you be a pitcher or a catcher?
00:22:16
>> Oh, I'd be a catcher.
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>> Yeah, I know.
00:22:18
>> I catch. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I don't pitch.
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>> I'm a pitcher.
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>> Yeah, I know you are, D. And I like
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>> It's my favorite thing to do.
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>> Yeah. What if somebody has like
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Tourette's all of a sudden? Not
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Tourette's, but like goes into a
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seizure. That'd be fun.
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>> That'd be terrible. [laughter]
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Yeah. But he's going right. And you know
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what I mean? And the He's like, I don't
00:22:35
know what to do. You know what I mean?
00:22:37
[laughter]
00:22:37
>> What? The batter.
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>> The batter. They see the coach. You know
00:22:41
what I mean? And the looking at like, I
00:22:44
don't know what move that is, but I'll
00:22:46
try.
00:22:47
>> Swing away.
00:22:47
>> Yeah. took away. [laughter]
00:22:49
>> What do you think?
00:22:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:52
>> That's got to That's That feels like
00:22:53
that's in a movie. [laughter]
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>> I feel like that's Daniel Stern Little
00:22:57
Big League or whatever.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I I feel like [laughter] gang members
00:23:01
could probably do it. Well,
00:23:03
>> hey, Steel 30.
00:23:06
>> Throw up some [ __ ]
00:23:07
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, dude. You know
00:23:09
what I mean? Do this, right?
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>> Well, you know, they have gangs. They
00:23:12
have g uh not gangs, but I mean like in
00:23:14
prisons, they have like inter mural
00:23:16
leagues in prison. M
00:23:18
>> and longest [snorts] yard, man.
00:23:19
>> Yeah.
00:23:20
>> All gang sides. Whoa.
00:23:22
>> Well, let's not throw any of these up.
00:23:23
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:23
>> Wait, let me see.
00:23:25
>> Compton [ __ ]
00:23:26
>> This one I can do. I like
00:23:27
>> I don't think we should do these.
00:23:29
>> Why?
00:23:29
>> On the air.
00:23:30
>> Yeah.
00:23:31
>> It's probably a bad idea.
00:23:32
>> Yeah, but this means different than
00:23:34
whatever that means. This means antlers.
00:23:37
>> Sure. [laughter]
00:23:38
>> Deer gang
00:23:39
>> or hunters.
00:23:40
>> Get the antlers, dude. You know what I
00:23:42
mean? Yeah.
00:23:43
>> What do you Yeah.
00:23:44
>> Japanese girl gang.
00:23:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean?
00:23:49
>> I like I'm not going to lie, the hand
00:23:50
signals for gangs are incredible. You
00:23:53
see them throw them up, you love them.
00:23:54
Oh, geek gang. What is that?
00:23:55
>> Yeah.
00:23:56
>> Geek gang signs.
00:23:57
>> Now, how could you take Okey dokie and
00:23:59
turn into a gang sign? That sucks.
00:24:01
>> Like, cuz if you're like seeing a guy,
00:24:03
you go, "Hey, hey, Bobby, I'm going to
00:24:05
go to the gym, right?" And I go, "Okay."
00:24:09
[laughter] That's what I'm saying.
00:24:10
That's unfair.
00:24:11
>> Yeah. It's not. You can't steal. They
00:24:12
stole it.
00:24:12
>> You can't do okie doie anymore because
00:24:14
it's a gain. Well,
00:24:16
>> yeah. Yeah.
00:24:17
>> You know.
00:24:19
>> Okay.
00:24:21
I know. [laughter] I know. I get it. I
00:24:24
understand.
00:24:25
>> I understand it.
00:24:26
>> A lot of things have been taken over.
00:24:29
>> Yeah, that's true.
00:24:30
>> A lot of things have been taken. They're
00:24:32
just, you know,
00:24:32
>> like the swastika.
00:24:33
>> That was ours.
00:24:35
>> No, that was um Indonesian, right? It
00:24:37
was like Buddhist almost.
00:24:38
>> Well, it means peace.
00:24:39
>> It means peace, right?
00:24:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:40
>> You know what's so crazy? The marketing
00:24:42
is great
00:24:43
>> on the swastika. I mean, because to take
00:24:46
to take peace and turn it into a a
00:24:48
symbol of hate,
00:24:49
>> it's like taking the peace sign now and
00:24:51
turning into hate.
00:24:52
>> Well, it's almost poetic.
00:24:54
>> You're taking something that means peace
00:24:55
and turn it into absolute hate, which is
00:24:57
kind of odd. How
00:24:58
>> good marketing, that's all.
00:24:59
>> Phenomenal. Good team over there in
00:25:01
Germany. [laughter]
00:25:03
>> So, check it out. We're branding. We're
00:25:05
going to rebrand the peace symbol.
00:25:07
[laughter]
00:25:08
>> Hitler, I love it.
00:25:10
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:12
>> Now, give me some [ __ ] math.
00:25:14
[laughter] Yeah, they did a lot of math.
00:25:15
>> He loved math. A lot of them did.
00:25:18
>> What would If you had terminal cancer
00:25:20
and you're on your way out, would you do
00:25:22
would you ride the horse? Would you do
00:25:23
heroin?
00:25:24
>> I mean, I would do what the doctor
00:25:27
prescribed, but much more.
00:25:28
>> Mhm.
00:25:29
>> Um, you wouldn't go street drugs?
00:25:32
>> I might. I don't know, dude. I might
00:25:34
want to face it head-on. Clear
00:25:37
>> death.
00:25:38
>> Yeah. What's so funny?
00:25:39
>> Carlos does not want to face it.
00:25:40
>> Like Rahm Doss says,
00:25:41
>> I don't want to face traffic. Oh, that's
00:25:43
true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:45
>> But don't you want to be in the present
00:25:47
moment of death?
00:25:49
>> No.
00:25:49
>> I don't know. Well, I definitely don't
00:25:51
want to die in my sleep.
00:25:53
>> A Jane Goodall.
00:25:54
>> That's a huge fear.
00:25:55
>> She died in her sleep.
00:25:56
>> The ape woman.
00:25:58
>> Yeah,
00:25:58
>> she did.
00:25:58
>> Yeah.
00:25:59
>> I thought she died from an ape, wasn't
00:26:01
she?
00:26:01
>> Well, ape was next to her probably. I
00:26:03
don't know. I don't know if she sleeps
00:26:04
with him, but I think she died in her
00:26:06
sleep. No.
00:26:06
>> Famous people die in their sleep. James
00:26:08
Gandalfini, John Candy, Heath Ledger,
00:26:10
Bernie Mack, Britney Murphy, Jerry
00:26:11
Garcia, Reggie White.
00:26:13
>> Wow.
00:26:14
>> William Howard T.
00:26:15
>> Why not die in your sleep?
00:26:16
>> I want to know what's coming.
00:26:18
>> Oh,
00:26:19
>> like when I die, I want to go, okay,
00:26:21
it's happening.
00:26:22
>> Oh, I see.
00:26:22
>> I don't want to go to bed and being
00:26:24
like, "What a great day."
00:26:25
>> Yeah.
00:26:26
>> Honku, honk. And then I And then I never
00:26:28
wake up.
00:26:29
>> Wow.
00:26:29
>> I want to be alive when I'm dead.
00:26:31
>> Hey,
00:26:33
>> no, dude.
00:26:34
>> You want to be asleep.
00:26:35
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:35
>> Well, you sleep so [ __ ] much. going
00:26:37
to happen. [laughter]
00:26:38
>> I
00:26:39
>> from a percentage perspective.
00:26:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:42
>> Like it has to be for you.
00:26:43
>> Yeah.
00:26:44
>> By the way, I talked to a buddy today
00:26:45
who says that he's gone up north and
00:26:48
eaten reindeer before.
00:26:49
>> Oh my god. This
00:26:50
>> No, he says they're [ __ ] awesome.
00:26:52
>> This [ __ ] guy does.
00:26:54
>> What?
00:26:54
>> You don't eat reindeer dog?
00:26:56
>> What do you mean? You can eat reindeer
00:26:58
meat.
00:26:59
>> No, it looks good. It's like
00:27:01
>> It's too gy probably.
00:27:02
>> No, he said it was actually pretty good
00:27:03
because it was because it's fatty,
00:27:04
right? Because it's so cold. They have
00:27:06
to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter.
00:27:07
So, it's it's it's fattier than um
00:27:10
>> Oh, that does look delicious.
00:27:11
>> Yeah.
00:27:12
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:13
>> It's fattier.
00:27:13
>> I think I think of Rudolph and stuff.
00:27:15
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:15
>> Well, no. Rudolph.
00:27:17
>> You can't eat Rudolph.
00:27:19
>> Somebody did.
00:27:20
>> Oh, no.
00:27:20
>> Somebody did. Reindeer meat. See, it
00:27:22
looks good.
00:27:22
>> Dude, that's like I told you when I was
00:27:24
in Australia and I had kangaroo.
00:27:25
Phenomenal.
00:27:27
>> I loved it. The guy was like, "Yeah, you
00:27:30
might not like it, mate." And I was
00:27:31
like, "I'll try it." We went to like a
00:27:32
little bar restaurant thing and I was
00:27:35
kind of like I'll have a couple bites.
00:27:37
Ate the whole [ __ ] thing.
00:27:38
>> Wow.
00:27:38
>> It was delicious.
00:27:39
>> Wow.
00:27:40
>> But they needed they need to get rid of
00:27:41
them because they outnumber kangaroos
00:27:43
outnumber Australians. Like what is it?
00:27:45
It's crazy. I think it's like 3 to one
00:27:46
or something bonkers like that. How much
00:27:48
could you charge for Rudolph's nose to
00:27:52
eat? If you actually caught Rudolph,
00:27:54
right, and you're like, you know,
00:27:56
Rudolph has one nose and it's probably
00:27:58
original because it's red. Bright red.
00:28:00
>> Yeah. You probably could eat it.
00:28:02
>> Well, I'm sure you could lick it
00:28:04
>> or you could boil it or something.
00:28:05
>> What do you think it would taste like?
00:28:07
>> I don't know. I mean, probably
00:28:08
delicious. Like candy cane and
00:28:11
>> just [snorts] a sugar.
00:28:11
>> Like a a sugary meat. Like a Korean, you
00:28:13
know what I mean? Um meat that's been
00:28:15
like, you know what I mean? Um what do
00:28:17
you call it?
00:28:18
>> Marinated.
00:28:18
>> Marinated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:20
>> Marinate that.
00:28:20
>> You could probably charge a million
00:28:22
dollars for Rudolph's nose.
00:28:23
>> Well, it's one nose. You'd have to
00:28:24
charge way more than that. It's only
00:28:26
one.
00:28:26
>> Yeah. Or Daffy Duck's duck like beak.
00:28:29
How much could you charge for that? Oh
00:28:31
my
00:28:31
>> duck beak.
00:28:32
>> Daffy duck beat.
00:28:34
>> Right. [laughter]
00:28:35
>> What do you think?
00:28:36
>> Yeah.
00:28:37
>> Yeah.
00:28:37
>> Be so expensive.
00:28:38
>> Yeah. Tinkerbell wing.
00:28:40
>> Just one.
00:28:40
>> Tinkerbell wing. Dude, it's not a
00:28:42
filling.
00:28:43
>> No.
00:28:43
>> But you could probably charge a good 20
00:28:45
grand for one wing.
00:28:46
>> It's a delicacy.
00:28:47
>> It's a delicacy. Yeah.
00:28:48
>> What about a Mickey Mouse ear?
00:28:49
>> Ooh.
00:28:51
>> Just one ear.
00:28:52
>> One ear of Mickey Mouse earier.
00:28:54
>> Oh my god.
00:28:54
>> Oh my. I mean, a lot of people would be
00:28:56
upset.
00:28:56
>> So [laughter] what?
00:28:57
>> Right.
00:28:58
>> Oh god. But what if Mickey's walking
00:29:00
around with one ear? You know what I
00:29:01
mean?
00:29:02
>> See, we didn't kill him. We just took
00:29:04
the ear.
00:29:04
>> Just one ear.
00:29:05
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:05
>> Big deal.
00:29:06
>> Yeah. Some Korean guy and a redheaded
00:29:08
guy took my ear. I was sleeping.
00:29:11
>> Say that again. I can't hear you.
00:29:12
>> What? [laughter]
00:29:14
Oh, yeah.
00:29:17
Good one.
00:29:18
>> Okay. What is that? Kangaroos. Oh, yeah.
00:29:20
It's one to two for every person. Yeah.
00:29:21
There's too many of them. There's
00:29:25
[laughter]
00:29:25
>> crazy. There's too many Chinese. We
00:29:27
don't eat them. We
00:29:30
should [laughter]
00:29:31
>> That'd be good.
00:29:33
>> What is that? Like the old slogan, eat
00:29:34
the rich. It was just eat the Chinese.
00:29:37
[laughter]
00:29:38
>> Dude, we went out. We were out uh
00:29:40
>> What' you do?
00:29:40
>> And we're out in the mountains and there
00:29:41
was literally no snow up in Utah. It was
00:29:44
crazy to me.
00:29:44
>> When you say we who?
00:29:45
>> My wife and my well and her family.
00:29:48
>> Great. What do you I'm not accusing you
00:29:49
of anything.
00:29:50
>> Well, you say like who was I with? I was
00:29:52
with the whole
00:29:52
>> Well, you could have been with your
00:29:53
family as well.
00:29:54
>> Oh, yeah. We switch years. We do the
00:29:55
this year, that year, this year.
00:29:56
>> Well, that's all I wanted to know. What
00:29:57
year was it?
00:29:58
>> Which we're It's their year. You're
00:29:59
right. But we're no longer doing that
00:30:00
again. I think I think every year from
00:30:02
now on, we're going to do double downs.
00:30:04
>> You got to double down it then. Yeah,
00:30:05
>> I think I got him. My parents are
00:30:06
getting older, so I got to do it. I want
00:30:08
to see them more often. But we went up
00:30:09
there to to Utah and it was no snow and
00:30:12
I didn't care. I wasn't going to ski
00:30:13
this year. But my god, you feel bad.
00:30:16
These people that like go up there their
00:30:17
whole year they wait to go up there.
00:30:19
They get their kids. They spend all this
00:30:20
money going on vacation. No snow. It's
00:30:22
rain.
00:30:23
>> You can't ski on no.
00:30:24
>> Oh, there's almost no There was almost
00:30:25
no snow up there. Huh?
00:30:27
>> You can't ski without snow.
00:30:28
>> Yeah, that's what they say.
00:30:28
>> It's a big component.
00:30:29
>> Yeah. Why can't you uh water ski?
00:30:32
[laughter]
00:30:34
>> The legs are frozen.
00:30:35
>> Oh. Oh, they are.
00:30:36
>> Yeah.
00:30:36
>> Oh, this is double.
00:30:37
>> You could ice skate.
00:30:38
>> There we go. Why can't you do that?
00:30:39
>> I would love to ice skate with you.
00:30:41
>> I'm pretty good.
00:30:42
>> Yeah.
00:30:43
>> Well, don't be Oh, you know what? I
00:30:45
fall, you laugh. It'll be the end.
00:30:47
>> I would love to go ice skating.
00:30:49
>> I'd love to go ice skating with you as
00:30:50
well.
00:30:50
>> Speed skating, though. We would race.
00:30:52
>> You can you ice skate?
00:30:53
>> Mhm.
00:30:54
>> Okay, I can too. No,
00:30:56
>> we'll see.
00:30:56
>> Is that Minnesota in you getting you
00:30:58
that still got you?
00:31:00
>> We shall see.
00:31:01
>> We
00:31:02
>> shall see. Dude, I hate your challenging
00:31:04
[ __ ] vibes. [laughter]
00:31:06
>> It's so Yeah, [clears throat] cuz he's
00:31:07
Mr. Sporting Guy. What's going on here?
00:31:09
>> That's speed skating.
00:31:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. I can't do that. But
00:31:12
>> we should try. How funny would we be in
00:31:14
those outfits?
00:31:15
>> Oh, that'd [laughter] be so funny
00:31:16
>> with those long blades on. Well, the
00:31:18
Winter Olympics are coming up. Ask us to
00:31:20
host something. Winter Olympics.
00:31:22
>> Yeah.
00:31:22
>> Where is it at again this year? Where's
00:31:24
the Winter Olympics? In Italy, I think
00:31:26
in like Milan, maybe. Milan.
00:31:29
>> How [ __ ] cool. Invite us NBC.
00:31:32
>> Remember Leslie Jones did what?
00:31:34
>> Look at these [ __ ] SKIING IN
00:31:36
THIS [ __ ]
00:31:37
>> NO, but was didn't she do like the
00:31:38
Brazil or [snorts]
00:31:40
>> DAMN, THESE GIRLS GOT BIG OLD ASS.
00:31:42
[laughter]
00:31:43
BACK TO YOU, [ __ ]
00:31:44
>> YEAH,
00:31:46
>> that's such a crazy pick to host the
00:31:47
Olympics.
00:31:48
>> Yeah, there she is.
00:31:49
>> With Al Roker.
00:31:50
>> Yeah.
00:31:53
>> Yeah. This is, you know, by the way,
00:31:55
this is my petition for comedians to not
00:31:56
host anything ever again.
00:31:58
>> What?
00:31:58
>> We're not right for this. We try to do
00:32:00
these things. It's insane. What do we
00:32:02
Why are we doing this?
00:32:03
>> Also, you have to edit yourself and
00:32:04
>> you want to make so many inappropriate
00:32:06
jokes and you can't say anything for
00:32:08
>> you can't say anything.
00:32:08
>> By the way, we rewrote that made me We
00:32:10
just watched the We were talking to a
00:32:12
friend at the house and we were talking
00:32:13
about vegetarian meals like giving you
00:32:15
farts, you know,
00:32:16
>> and Portland had like the best sketch of
00:32:18
all time. They go to a vegan restaurant.
00:32:20
Have you ever seen this?
00:32:21
>> No. And while they're in the middle of
00:32:23
it, the woman's like, "We notice some
00:32:24
flatulation. Would you like to go on our
00:32:26
fart fart patio?" There's a patio just
00:32:28
for people that are farting, and they're
00:32:29
in full conversation as they're farting.
00:32:30
It's It's so dumb.
00:32:32
>> Um, if you do need to flatulate, we have
00:32:34
a designated area.
00:32:36
>> Wait.
00:32:39
[laughter]
00:32:40
So dumb, dude.
00:32:44
[laughter]
00:32:46
[gasps]
00:32:47
Dude, fart patio is brilliant.
00:32:52
Wow. [laughter]
00:32:54
>> A little mustard seed.
00:32:55
>> Apple for some reason.
00:32:58
[laughter]
00:32:59
>> They are two of maybe the funniest. That
00:33:02
show was so [ __ ] funny. It was like
00:33:04
ahead of its time. That is so good.
00:33:07
>> We're
00:33:07
>> I love him.
00:33:08
>> Armison. Oh, yeah.
00:33:09
>> I think she's [ __ ] brilliant, too. I
00:33:11
mean, they're both geniuses.
00:33:12
>> As a person.
00:33:13
>> Oh,
00:33:14
>> I don't know her.
00:33:15
>> Famous guy. Drop. [laughter]
00:33:17
Oh, Fred and I I
00:33:20
>> Wait, wait, wait. [ __ ] off.
00:33:22
>> I like him cuz I know him.
00:33:24
>> No, that's not what it [laughter]
00:33:26
was. Was that Is that what I was doing?
00:33:27
>> 100%. Yeah.
00:33:28
>> Yeah.
00:33:29
>> Yeah.
00:33:30
>> What? I can't say. Oh, then how Let's do
00:33:33
a doover.
00:33:33
>> Dude, this is so funny.
00:33:34
>> Let's do a doover.
00:33:35
>> I do it and he's like [snorts] he
00:33:37
doesn't use it. [laughter]
00:33:40
>> I did not do that.
00:33:41
>> Oh, really?
00:33:43
THERE THERE'S NOT A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
00:33:45
FRED ARMISON, a comedian, right? that we
00:33:47
all know, right?
00:33:49
>> Or a [ __ ] or um Taylor Swift.
00:33:53
Different. [laughter]
00:33:55
>> Different.
00:33:56
Yeah.
00:33:57
>> I've never brought I don't bring it up.
00:33:58
You bring it up.
00:33:59
>> Yeah.
00:33:59
>> And I love to bring it up.
00:34:00
>> You name drop it. [snorts]
00:34:03
[sighs and gasps]
00:34:04
>> I don't THINK SO.
00:34:05
>> YEAH, YOU DO. [screaming]
00:34:07
>> I DON'T THINK SO. WAS THAT HONEST? Let's
00:34:09
Let's analyze.
00:34:10
>> You [ __ ] name drop people. Yes, you
00:34:12
do.
00:34:13
>> Aside from that, where have I been name
00:34:15
dropped? Ketus. Uh, you know,
00:34:18
>> Michael Bay.
00:34:19
>> You know who from the the meeting, the
00:34:21
men's meeting?
00:34:22
>> Yeah, dude. You name drop all the time.
00:34:23
Stop it. Stop it.
00:34:24
>> So do you, though?
00:34:25
>> No. [laughter]
00:34:26
>> Yeah, you do.
00:34:26
>> No. Who? What do I do? You just name
00:34:28
drop when I tell you in private.
00:34:30
Somebody
00:34:30
>> told me a story. I don't want to bring
00:34:32
it up.
00:34:32
>> Go ahead. Do it.
00:34:33
>> No, I don't want to.
00:34:34
>> Do it.
00:34:35
>> Oh, I was at a restaurant and Baitman
00:34:37
was there with Jennifer Aniston and this
00:34:38
and that, right? You brought that story
00:34:40
up
00:34:41
>> on this show?
00:34:42
>> No, not out loud, but to tell. I just
00:34:43
said I tell you in private and then you
00:34:45
bring it up on the show. [snorts]
00:34:47
>> I literally just said that.
00:34:48
>> Yeah, but I'm just saying the act NO NO
00:34:51
NO NO. THE ACT OF name dropping is
00:34:53
something that you do.
00:34:54
>> Okay, so time out. You name drop in
00:34:56
private way more than me [laughter]
00:34:59
>> when
00:35:00
>> we just don't talk about it on the show.
00:35:01
>> I DON'T NAME DROP at all, dude.
00:35:03
>> Yes, you do.
00:35:04
>> ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S
00:35:06
>> obsessed with celebrities.
00:35:07
>> Oh god, Portlandia. I love that show. I
00:35:09
don't know, Fred. [laughter]
00:35:12
That's what you should have said.
00:35:14
>> Is that what I should have said or
00:35:15
>> No, I just said he's a genius. And you
00:35:16
go he's a great guy.
00:35:18
>> Yeah.
00:35:18
>> Like I know him. He's a guy I know.
00:35:21
>> We were saying how funny.
00:35:22
>> Well, I did a movie with them like 6
00:35:23
months ago.
00:35:24
>> Another drop.
00:35:25
>> Mhm.
00:35:25
>> Another drop. I did a movie 6 months
00:35:27
ago. I work.
00:35:29
>> IS THAT OH, [ __ ] YOU, DUDE. IS THAT WHAT
00:35:32
IT IS?
00:35:32
>> YES, it is.
00:35:33
>> You know what? I don't like that about
00:35:34
myself. I'm never going to do it again.
00:35:36
>> What was the name of the movie?
00:35:38
>> Is it out?
00:35:39
>> Green Day's movie.
00:35:40
>> Yeah. Oh, right. That's a huge one.
00:35:42
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:43
>> No, there's a lot of people in that.
00:35:44
>> Yeah.
00:35:44
>> Like a ton of people are in this movie.
00:35:46
>> Yeah. So, um
00:35:46
>> what's it called?
00:35:47
>> New Year's Rev right now.
00:35:49
>> When does it come out?
00:35:50
>> I don't know.
00:35:50
>> Well, they missed their opportunity.
00:35:51
It's New Year's.
00:35:52
>> Maybe next New Year's. [laughter]
00:35:54
Maybe next New Year's. But um
00:35:56
>> I see a lot of clips going viral by the
00:35:57
way um from our our good friend Logic's
00:36:00
movie that you were in.
00:36:02
>> Oh yeah.
00:36:03
>> Like a lot of clips on the Have you seen
00:36:04
this on the internet? A lot of them are
00:36:06
being bounced around. Particularly the
00:36:08
conversations with him and his father
00:36:09
because his dad is a crazy character.
00:36:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm barely in that. I
00:36:12
have no lines.
00:36:13
>> Shout out Logic though. We love him.
00:36:14
>> I have no lines in it. I love Logic.
00:36:15
>> He's a great dude.
00:36:16
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:17
>> I was on the I was on tour when you guys
00:36:19
were filming that thing. I wish I could
00:36:20
have come up there.
00:36:21
>> Well, you know what happened was I um
00:36:23
>> Spokane. Where was it?
00:36:24
>> I had a bigger role. I showed up. I had
00:36:26
[ __ ] co
00:36:27
>> Oh, that's right.
00:36:28
>> Right. And they go, "You can't show up
00:36:30
on set." I go, "What do I do?" They're
00:36:31
like, "Just stay." So, I stayed in this
00:36:33
hotel room for like 5 days. I remember
00:36:35
you were stuck. That's right.
00:36:36
>> And then I was flying out and they're
00:36:38
like, "Can you just be this kind of
00:36:40
background guy since you're here?"
00:36:43
>> Call Santino background guy right here.
00:36:46
Background guy.
00:36:46
>> So, I just kind of did it. But, you
00:36:48
know, I love Logic a lot.
00:36:49
>> No, he's a great dude.
00:36:50
>> Yeah. Yeah. He's a great dude.
00:36:52
>> You got so much work lined up on the
00:36:53
horizon, Bob. I'm so proud.
00:36:54
>> So, do you No, I don't.
00:36:56
>> Well, you you decline work.
00:36:59
[laughter]
00:37:00
>> Decline work?
00:37:01
>> Yeah, you do.
00:37:01
>> No, I don't. There's nothing comes my
00:37:03
way. Un
00:37:03
>> the stuff that I'm in is bad. I still do
00:37:05
it.
00:37:06
>> You should read it first.
00:37:07
>> I don't read it.
00:37:07
>> If it's bad, don't do it.
00:37:08
>> But it I just do tell you. How about
00:37:11
this?
00:37:11
>> You think I read Karate Ghost?
00:37:13
[laughter]
00:37:14
>> I got something big.
00:37:15
>> They go karate ghost. Yeah, I'll do it.
00:37:16
>> I got something big coming up and I want
00:37:18
to announce it and I'm very excited
00:37:20
about I'm going to brag right now, guys.
00:37:22
Big time.
00:37:22
>> Go ahead.
00:37:23
>> Big time.
00:37:23
>> Go ahead.
00:37:24
>> Huge for me.
00:37:25
>> Go on.
00:37:27
>> It's January, end of the month. My best
00:37:31
buddy's gonna be shooting a special at
00:37:32
the Balboa Theater.
00:37:34
>> Okay.
00:37:36
>> Four shows.
00:37:38
>> Sold out.
00:37:39
>> They're not sold out.
00:37:39
>> Yeah, they are. They're all sold out.
00:37:41
>> Are they sold out?
00:37:42
>> Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live
00:37:45
sold out. Baloa Theater. Four shows. My
00:37:48
guy. They're all sold out. I looked.
00:37:50
They're all sold out.
00:37:51
>> Click on them. They're all sold out. How
00:37:53
amazing.
00:37:54
>> Okay.
00:37:54
>> Are you excited?
00:37:55
>> Well, here's the thing. Okay. I'm trying
00:37:57
not to think about it.
00:37:58
>> What do you mean you're not trying to
00:37:59
think about it? Cuz I have what I have,
00:38:01
right? What? Why you shaking your head?
00:38:04
>> No,
00:38:04
>> it's not sold out.
00:38:05
>> Yes, it is.
00:38:06
>> Look at those little blue spots,
00:38:07
>> brother. That's gone. That'll be gone in
00:38:09
2 days. Those are like reserve seats.
00:38:12
It's sold out.
00:38:13
>> Yeah, I I don't care about the back
00:38:15
either. Is Is the Wait, are the whites
00:38:17
the empty seats?
00:38:18
>> Yeah.
00:38:20
>> Oh, [ __ ]
00:38:21
>> No, dude. He's kidding. It's the other
00:38:22
way around. Get off of the ticket,
00:38:24
master.
00:38:24
>> Okay. Okay.
00:38:25
>> No. Are [clears throat] the whites the
00:38:26
empty seats?
00:38:26
>> Sold. Sold.
00:38:27
>> Okay. Thank god.
00:38:28
>> No, you're sold out. the [ __ ] god.
00:38:30
>> Are the whites the empty? [laughter]
00:38:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. And only the back row they
00:38:34
bought? What the [ __ ]
00:38:35
>> A a guy who's never bought a ticket in
00:38:36
his entire life.
00:38:38
>> Oh, which ones are the ones I have?
00:38:40
>> Yeah. It as Okay. Can I just say this
00:38:44
about the special event?
00:38:44
>> Doesn't that drive you nuts, by the way,
00:38:46
when somebody's in your seat when you
00:38:47
get to a place and you go, "Oh, those
00:38:48
are our seats." And they're like, they
00:38:50
are. And you're like,
00:38:51
>> "Yeah, come on, man. Let's not do this
00:38:53
dance."
00:38:53
>> Yeah.
00:38:54
>> And they're like, "Um,
00:38:56
>> I don't I think let me see. Let me
00:38:58
look." And then they look and they go,
00:38:59
"Oh, you're right. Oh, you're right."
00:39:01
Yeah, we're
00:39:02
>> we're way the [ __ ] we're all the way up
00:39:04
there. Yeah.
00:39:04
>> You're like, "You're [ __ ] What are
00:39:05
you doing? You knew you were [ __ ] I
00:39:06
know."
00:39:06
>> Just just I've sat in other people's
00:39:08
seats. I've done that before.
00:39:10
>> Yeah. But when you do it, you get up,
00:39:11
right? No. No. I've done it
00:39:13
>> for years. We go to Dodger games. We
00:39:15
would sneak all the way down. We used to
00:39:17
do that all the time.
00:39:18
>> Yeah.
00:39:18
>> And then when they come to go, you guys
00:39:19
are go, "You got it. You caught us." And
00:39:21
then get up and go. Yeah,
00:39:22
>> but you don't do the thing where you
00:39:23
kill time and you go, "Oh, is this uh
00:39:27
you [ __ ] know? We sneak down." You
00:39:29
know, that's like a part of the game is,
00:39:30
you know,
00:39:31
>> on TikTok, I saw a woman. She was a
00:39:33
little drunk and she go she sits in a
00:39:35
first class seat. She's in college. The
00:39:38
first class guy comes up and goes, "Hey,
00:39:40
I think that's my seat." And she goes,
00:39:42
"Well, I just paid a lot of money for my
00:39:44
ticket and I decided I'm going to sit
00:39:46
here."
00:39:47
>> What? That's got to be a sketch.
00:39:49
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00:39:51
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00:39:54
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00:39:56
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>> But no, but the video that I saw was a
00:42:24
white lady. She was a little drunk and
00:42:26
she's just like, "What would you do
00:42:28
>> if if she was in my seat?"
00:42:29
>> Yeah.
00:42:30
>> I'd be like, "Oh, ma'am, I think you're
00:42:31
in my seat." But what she gave you're
00:42:33
the drunk white lady.
00:42:34
>> I So I'm sorry, but you know I paid for
00:42:36
C2.
00:42:37
>> Okay.
00:42:38
>> And I just kind I sat here first.
00:42:40
>> Oh, you sat there first?
00:42:41
>> Yeah, I got on first and you were a
00:42:43
little late. So I'm I'm just going to
00:42:45
sit here and you can sit in wherever I'm
00:42:47
sitting and
00:42:47
>> No. Okay. So here's the deal. Yeah.
00:42:49
That's my seat I paid for. So I'd like
00:42:51
to Oh, you don't want to move?
00:42:52
>> I don't think I'm going to because I
00:42:54
can't here first.
00:42:55
>> Oh, you got here first? Yeah. Are you a
00:42:56
little intoxicated, ma'am?
00:42:58
>> Yeah. I've drank some brandy.
00:43:00
>> Well, how about this? You go to the back
00:43:01
of the plane to your seat where you
00:43:02
belong and I'll I'll give you drinks the
00:43:03
whole flight.
00:43:04
>> I'm I'm not moving.
00:43:06
>> I'll give you drinks all flight.
00:43:07
>> Hey, Red. Can I call you Red?
00:43:09
>> Please.
00:43:10
>> You [ __ ] freak.
00:43:12
>> Whoa.
00:43:12
>> You're redheaded freak of nature.
00:43:15
>> Listen here, Connie Chung.
00:43:16
>> Are you racist?
00:43:18
>> Yeah.
00:43:19
>> Okay. [laughter] Okay.
00:43:21
>> Okay. Okay.
00:43:22
>> Listen you. What army is going to remove
00:43:25
me from my seat? [laughter]
00:43:28
>> Ice.
00:43:29
>> The red army. Ice Army. I'm not
00:43:31
>> They did eventually kick her out.
00:43:33
>> You got to It's [ __ ] insane.
00:43:34
>> But I But here's what I don't get,
00:43:36
though.
00:43:37
>> It It was a white lady.
00:43:38
>> Okay.
00:43:39
>> Right. It could be other races.
00:43:41
>> You better not attack the whites.
00:43:43
>> I know. What I'm saying is there was an
00:43:45
entitlement in the video, which bothered
00:43:48
me
00:43:48
>> that white women all are entitled.
00:43:50
>> No, I'm not saying that. I just She just
00:43:52
happened to be. But but but when it's
00:43:53
mixed with white,
00:43:55
>> it's a little bit more bothersome to me.
00:43:58
>> Right.
00:43:59
No, actually if it was any other race,
00:44:00
it would be bothered. [laughter] I think
00:44:02
>> you would find a thing to be bothered by
00:44:04
it no matter what.
00:44:04
>> Yeah, I think that's how Yeah. Yeah. But
00:44:06
I just wanted to like couch your eyes
00:44:08
out.
00:44:08
>> She's like, I'm not going to move.
00:44:10
>> Yeah. I'm not moving. It's like I bought
00:44:11
a coach seat. Go back.
00:44:14
>> You know what I mean?
00:44:14
>> Or well or go, hey, you can have it.
00:44:17
Just pay me the difference in the fair.
00:44:18
>> Oh, that's Yeah, that's
00:44:19
>> And I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me
00:44:20
the cash if you got it.
00:44:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:22
>> I'll go do that.
00:44:23
>> You would do that? I don't think so.
00:44:24
>> If they had the cash? No.
00:44:26
>> Be a fun story to Yeah. You're you're
00:44:28
flying to Australia.
00:44:30
[laughter]
00:44:31
>> I mean,
00:44:32
>> yeah. Yeah.
00:44:32
>> Insane.
00:44:33
>> Insane.
00:44:33
>> I don't even know I could I could do
00:44:34
that flight again.
00:44:36
>> Like I love it down there. That's so It
00:44:38
was so long. It was like
00:44:39
>> It's so long.
00:44:40
>> You feel like you wasted a part of your
00:44:42
life.
00:44:43
>> Like when you land you're like I think
00:44:44
I'm much older now.
00:44:45
>> We were on a flight together and you
00:44:47
both first class. I never saw you the
00:44:49
whole time.
00:44:50
>> Yeah. It's 15 hours.
00:44:51
>> Yeah. 15. We never even saw each other
00:44:53
the whole time.
00:44:54
>> Oh. Cuz it's exhausting.
00:44:55
>> And then Burr was on the flight, right?
00:44:57
Oh yeah, Bill was on.
00:44:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. On a flight. And then it's
00:45:00
like
00:45:01
>> I saw him one time he was going to the
00:45:03
bathroom and I I saw him get up go to
00:45:05
the bathroom so I can say hi.
00:45:06
>> You got up to say hi?
00:45:07
>> Yeah. I didn't have to pee or anything.
00:45:08
I just like I'm going to wait in line of
00:45:10
the bathroom. When he gets up he
00:45:12
[laughter]
00:45:13
>> Well, I want to say hi.
00:45:14
>> That sounds so creepy.
00:45:17
>> I didn't have to pee. I just wanted to
00:45:19
say hi
00:45:20
>> because I knew that what was going to
00:45:21
happen is the plane's going to like cuz
00:45:22
he was in front of me, right? That he
00:45:24
was going to I know he gets an escort.
00:45:27
Yeah.
00:45:27
>> A group of people go come like this way.
00:45:29
You know what I mean?
00:45:29
>> It is funny how he does. We We don't We
00:45:31
would never get
00:45:32
>> We don't have an escort.
00:45:33
>> Carlos gets escorts.
00:45:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Different
00:45:37
kinds.
00:45:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. But um so I waited. He got
00:45:41
out and then I said, "Oh, I was
00:45:43
surprised too."
00:45:44
>> Bill,
00:45:44
>> I go, "Bill, what's going on?"
00:45:46
>> So nerdy.
00:45:47
>> Hey buddy, what's going on? You know
00:45:48
what I mean? This and that. You know
00:45:49
what I mean? But I purposely did that.
00:45:51
You've never done [clears throat] that
00:45:52
>> to say hi to Bill? No, just in general
00:45:54
like got up put Okay,
00:45:57
>> but I can't but I can't believe I
00:45:58
haven't shared this story.
00:45:59
>> Tell me.
00:46:00
>> You want the biggest name drop of all?
00:46:02
>> Tell me.
00:46:02
>> I think I told you. Child in the middle.
00:46:07
>> I got to meet somebody for 5 seconds.
00:46:10
>> I know who it is.
00:46:11
>> I told you, didn't I?
00:46:12
>> I know. I knew it was about to happen.
00:46:13
You never told me that you actually did
00:46:15
it.
00:46:15
>> I did it. I met President Obama.
00:46:17
>> That's amazing.
00:46:18
>> Wow.
00:46:18
>> It was [ __ ] insane. My buddy who's
00:46:21
friends with him was like, "Hey man,
00:46:25
when are you back in town from Vegas?"
00:46:27
And I was like, "Oh, Monday night." He's
00:46:29
like, "Do you think you can come see me
00:46:30
on Tuesday?" I was like, "Well," he's
00:46:32
like, "I'm playing golf with Obama." And
00:46:33
I was like, "No." He's like, "I swear to
00:46:35
God." And I was like, "Well, what
00:46:38
I mean, what am I going to do? Like, say
00:46:42
hi." And he's like, "Yeah, if you'd
00:46:43
like, I'll introduce you." So, I go over
00:46:45
there.
00:46:46
>> Are you wearing a golf uniform?
00:46:47
>> No, I'm [clears throat] just dressed
00:46:48
nice.
00:46:49
>> Okay. because I'm not playing or
00:46:50
nothing, but I go over there to say I go
00:46:52
over there to say hi and they're done
00:46:54
and I'm kind of like hanging around and
00:46:56
this was like a moment in time that blew
00:46:58
my mind. He was like walking around the
00:47:00
Secret Service. They're done. They're
00:47:01
about to leave and he, you know, like
00:47:04
Secret Service is everywhere. It's
00:47:05
crazy. And my buddy sees me, makes eye
00:47:09
contact because I told him, I said,
00:47:10
"Dude, if it's not a thing, don't I
00:47:12
don't need to I don't want to bother."
00:47:13
>> You don't want to force the situation.
00:47:14
>> [ __ ] no. And I don't want to make him be
00:47:15
like, "What
00:47:17
gives a [ __ ] about you?"
00:47:18
>> Who gives a [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. And then
00:47:19
he looked at me, made eye contact, and
00:47:20
he went like this. And then I'm not
00:47:23
kidding, dude.
00:47:23
>> Well, your friend did that.
00:47:24
>> Yeah, he saw me.
00:47:25
>> I thought Barack did that.
00:47:26
>> No, [laughter]
00:47:28
Dave.
00:47:28
>> No,
00:47:29
>> I seen him on Dave.
00:47:31
>> Your your mind is going to be blown.
00:47:33
>> Go ahead.
00:47:33
>> Because he [ __ ] he goes like this and
00:47:35
he like ushers him to me, which was like
00:47:38
I was almost laughing. He's like
00:47:40
ushering him towards me like around
00:47:41
people like people are kind of waiting
00:47:44
quietly and he goes, "I would like to
00:47:46
introduce you to a buddy of mine, Andrew
00:47:48
Santino, comedian, [snorts] Chicago,
00:47:50
Illinois." And I said, "Uh, I loaded
00:47:53
this up." I said, "Mr. President, it's
00:47:54
an honor to meet you." And he goes, "I
00:47:57
know who this guy is." And I was like,
00:47:59
"Get the [ __ ] out of here." He literally
00:48:02
goes, "I know who this guy is."
00:48:04
>> Now, how does my Fred Armerson story
00:48:07
[laughter]
00:48:10
Can we [ __ ] compare to [laughter]
00:48:13
that, DUDE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
00:48:18
[ __ ] OFF. [laughter]
00:48:21
>> It was so good. Oh.
00:48:24
>> Oh my god.
00:48:25
>> We chatted about Chicago for 5 seconds
00:48:27
and I said, "It's an absolute pleasure
00:48:29
and honor to meet you and I don't want
00:48:30
to waste any any more of your time."
00:48:31
>> You said that?
00:48:32
>> Yeah.
00:48:32
>> Oh my god. I said it's an pleasure and
00:48:35
an honor to meet you and don't want to
00:48:36
waste anything.
00:48:37
>> And now were you nervous?
00:48:38
>> No, cuz it was kind of like he was his
00:48:40
he's extremely disarming.
00:48:42
>> He's so like even though he is, you
00:48:46
know, this figure
00:48:47
>> he's a historical figure.
00:48:49
>> No, but I'm saying he's so cool.
00:48:50
>> It's like meeting John Adams or or you
00:48:52
know what I mean? Or like you Paul River
00:48:54
or whatever. [laughter]
00:48:56
>> I met Paul Rivere. Like who could say
00:48:57
that? You know what I mean?
00:48:58
>> It's like meeting Obama.
00:48:59
>> He was so fast on the horse. You know
00:49:01
what I mean? I barely met him.
00:49:02
[laughter]
00:49:02
There he goes. Bye, Paul.
00:49:04
>> I met the horse.
00:49:06
>> I met the horse. [laughter]
00:49:08
>> What?
00:49:08
>> Just meet the horse.
00:49:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. Just meet the horse. Yeah.
00:49:10
Yeah.
00:49:10
>> No, he he he was very cool. Just his
00:49:12
vibe. He was cool. He was very nice. He
00:49:14
wasn't like uh it didn't feel heavy.
00:49:16
>> I mean, it's like the difference.
00:49:18
>> Yeah.
00:49:19
>> You know what I mean? Of caliber.
00:49:21
>> Well, we're not friends. I just got to
00:49:22
say hello to the man.
00:49:23
>> I know, but the situations that you're
00:49:25
in are so much different than situation.
00:49:27
You know what I mean? I would like
00:49:28
trolls and stuff. That's who I'm
00:49:29
>> Well, if you weren't such a [ __ ]
00:49:30
recluse. Maybe
00:49:32
>> if you got up, get out and did
00:49:33
something, you'd meet people.
00:49:34
>> Okay.
00:49:35
>> But anyway, so Wow. And then you shook
00:49:37
his hand.
00:49:38
>> Yeah. [snorts]
00:49:39
>> Soft.
00:49:40
>> Uh, he dapped me up.
00:49:42
>> Oh, [ __ ] dude. That's the real [ __ ]
00:49:45
>> That's [laughter]
00:49:46
>> right. Is that the real [ __ ] That's the
00:49:47
good stuff.
00:49:49
>> What's up?
00:49:50
>> But you have to be introduced.
00:49:52
>> What?
00:49:53
>> If you're pumped,
00:49:53
>> if you're introduced to by another by a
00:49:56
black person,
00:49:58
>> all your friend was black. [laughter]
00:50:00
Oh, did you assume he was white?
00:50:02
>> Yeah.
00:50:02
>> No.
00:50:04
>> Is it someone that we know? Something
00:50:05
that I know, too?
00:50:06
>> You definitely don't know this guy.
00:50:07
Okay. Is this because you don't have any
00:50:09
black friends? Is that what this is?
00:50:10
>> I have black friends.
00:50:11
>> All white in your mind. [laughter]
00:50:13
>> The guy who you called him like Dani
00:50:15
Jones. You didn't even know his name.
00:50:18
>> You were like, Jani Jones. I was like,
00:50:20
what [laughter] the [ __ ]
00:50:25
>> All right. Anyway, [laughter] wow.
00:50:27
That's a really that's a life experience
00:50:29
that you know
00:50:30
>> it was honestly it was a it was a moment
00:50:32
in my day where I was like this is maybe
00:50:34
>> it's incredible.
00:50:36
>> Yeah. Congratulations.
00:50:37
>> 4 seconds of time and I literally said I
00:50:39
don't want to waste any more time. Yeah.
00:50:40
>> And he was like oh man we got to go.
00:50:41
It's all it's all good. But he chatted
00:50:43
about Chicago for a hot second.
00:50:45
>> I mean I I had RFK Jr. on Tiger Belly.
00:50:48
That's the the farthest I think I'll
00:50:49
ever go politically.
00:50:50
>> It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:50:52
>> Yeah. That's what it was. But u
00:50:53
>> No, it was incredible moment in my life.
00:50:55
Wow. It honestly it was like one of
00:50:56
those things. I was [ __ ] awesome.
00:50:58
Just got to all I want to do was say hi
00:51:00
to the guy like, "Hey, man."
00:51:02
>> Wow.
00:51:02
>> It was cool.
00:51:03
>> Yeah. And then when you on the drive
00:51:05
home,
00:51:07
>> what were you thinking?
00:51:08
>> I called Well, I called my parents.
00:51:10
>> Yeah.
00:51:10
>> It's [ __ ] It was cool. It was a cool
00:51:12
moment in time. It was one of those.
00:51:14
>> Congratulations. Yeah. Stays with me.
00:51:15
>> It's huge.
00:51:16
>> And you know what the best part was?
00:51:18
>> Yeah. No photo.
00:51:20
>> That's so funny. You knew what I was
00:51:22
gonna say. It was great because some
00:51:24
people were kind of trying to maybe get
00:51:27
a picture.
00:51:27
>> Yeah.
00:51:28
>> And I was like, he's not going to like
00:51:30
that.
00:51:31
>> So, they shut it down. Like, good.
00:51:33
>> Not him, but other people were like,
00:51:35
"No, no, no, no, no. Don't don't do No,
00:51:37
no,
00:51:37
>> yeah.
00:51:38
>> Enjoy the moment. He doesn't like
00:51:39
>> He gets pictures probably up the kazoo."
00:51:42
>> Well, think about this. People take
00:51:43
photos of him everywhere he is.
00:51:46
>> Yeah.
00:51:46
>> So, you know how many times in public
00:51:48
you see someone like
00:51:49
>> Yeah.
00:51:49
>> How many people do that all day?
00:51:50
>> Yeah.
00:51:51
>> So, like Enjoy the moment.
00:51:54
>> It's a memory.
00:51:55
>> I was nervous at the very beginning and
00:51:56
then he disarms you. You know what it
00:51:58
made me feel like?
00:52:00
>> You know when you're like when someone's
00:52:01
like someone go you get nervous before
00:52:03
you go on stage and you go well I'm
00:52:04
anxious. I'm not like nervous. I'm just
00:52:05
like excited and I kind of get like like
00:52:08
I want to jump out of my [ __ ] skin.
00:52:09
Sure.
00:52:09
>> And the moment you get on and say
00:52:11
something
00:52:12
>> it's like gone.
00:52:13
>> You know what I mean? Like the anxiety
00:52:14
like is gone when you start doing the
00:52:16
job that we do. It felt the same way.
00:52:18
Mhm.
00:52:18
>> And then he got to me and it was like,
00:52:20
this is going to sound corny, but you do
00:52:22
get why some people [ __ ] get that
00:52:25
kind of status. You talk to a guy for 5
00:52:27
seconds, you're like, I get it. This
00:52:28
guy's [ __ ]
00:52:29
>> Oh, yeah.
00:52:29
>> He's got all the pieces.
00:52:30
>> You're born with it.
00:52:31
>> He's got all the pieces. It figured it
00:52:33
out.
00:52:33
>> You got to have the pieces.
00:52:34
>> By the way, I I bet you'd feel that way
00:52:35
about any president you'd ever meet.
00:52:37
>> There's a reason.
00:52:38
>> Yeah, dude. It's to get there is crazy.
00:52:40
>> To get there is crazy. That's the prime
00:52:43
level in terms of politics. Any
00:52:44
president you would meet, you'd go, "Oh,
00:52:46
this is [ __ ] Except for Ford."
00:52:48
>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
00:52:50
>> [ __ ] dude. Get [ __ ] nerd.
00:52:52
>> Yeah.
00:52:54
>> No. No. You would. You'd feel the same
00:52:55
way about anybody.
00:52:56
>> Wow.
00:52:57
>> Yeah. It was wild. I thought I told you.
00:52:59
>> No, I knew you called.
00:53:00
>> I told told you I was going to maybe
00:53:02
>> No, you were on your way to go,
00:53:04
>> right? I was telling you I was going.
00:53:05
>> Yeah. You're not going to believe where
00:53:06
I'm going.
00:53:07
>> But I did say to you I did say I bet I
00:53:09
won't get to meet him. Yeah. But then I
00:53:12
said to you, "Make sure you call me
00:53:13
after you do it." And you never did.
00:53:15
>> I called my I CALLED EVERYBODY ELSE.
00:53:17
>> YEAH, I KNOW. BUT YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONE
00:53:19
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "WOW."
00:53:20
>> Why do you think I held it
00:53:22
>> for this?
00:53:22
>> Yeah, for the show.
00:53:23
>> Okay.
00:53:24
>> Wow. I knew you were going.
00:53:26
>> He goes, "Uh, I remember." He goes,
00:53:28
"Hey, where's Bobby?"
00:53:29
>> No, he never.
00:53:30
>> How [ __ ] amazing. If Dude,
00:53:34
Also, when he said I know this guy, I
00:53:35
thought I got this. He's definitely got
00:53:38
to be plugged into the internet world.
00:53:40
His kid's a director. His daughter is a
00:53:42
director, right?
00:53:44
>> Aren't they both in the business?
00:53:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. Malia is Yeah.
00:53:47
>> A director.
00:53:48
>> Yeah, dude. They're plugged in.
00:53:50
>> Well, I just did a show that they
00:53:51
produced.
00:53:52
>> Yeah, they're plugged in, man. They know
00:53:53
what's I mean, he was Yeah, he knows.
00:53:56
>> And I I literally thought, you know what
00:53:57
I mean? When I got the offer for the
00:53:59
show, they go, "The Obamas are producing
00:54:01
it." And I go,
00:54:02
>> "I'm in. I'm doing it. It's an offer."
00:54:05
They go, "Yeah." and and I show up out
00:54:07
in the [ __ ] nowhere land and thinking
00:54:09
that they're going to be there. They're
00:54:10
going [laughter] to be there.
00:54:12
>> It'd be cool if they did.
00:54:13
>> I know, but they're not going to be
00:54:14
there. I just showed up. It was just
00:54:15
like a regular shoot with regular
00:54:18
people.
00:54:19
>> Oh my god. Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. Gifts.
00:54:21
Gifts. Gifts. Jingo.
00:54:23
>> Whoa.
00:54:25
>> Oh, dude. So, what is it? This is what
00:54:27
they were talking about.
00:54:28
>> Yeah, it works. Just Wi-Fi anywhere.
00:54:31
>> You know what the best part about this
00:54:32
is? We bought these.
00:54:34
>> No, you didn't. I promise.
00:54:36
>> Who paid for these?
00:54:37
>> We got it an amount and it's not going
00:54:39
to come from y'all. So, no way.
00:54:40
>> We didn't buy this.
00:54:41
>> Promise. No. No. We made sure that you
00:54:43
didn't.
00:54:44
>> Who paid for it?
00:54:46
>> 7X.
00:54:47
>> Oh,
00:54:48
>> yeah.
00:54:48
>> Heck did. And so we paid for it.
00:54:52
>> We paid for it. [laughter]
00:54:53
>> You Yeah,
00:54:54
>> we paid for these.
00:54:55
>> No, I'm kidding. This is so
00:54:57
>> This is a great gift.
00:54:58
>> This is very nice.
00:54:59
>> I don't know how to Do I just put my
00:55:01
PlayStation?
00:55:02
>> It's really easy. It's like setting up
00:55:04
an iPad. You know, I'm I'm nervous about
00:55:06
this.
00:55:07
>> What?
00:55:07
>> About using these now.
00:55:08
>> Why?
00:55:09
>> Did you see that clip about um
00:55:14
about uh Kamla and wired headphones?
00:55:18
>> Mm-
00:55:19
>> Oh, this is going to [ __ ] you up.
00:55:21
>> Thank you so much. This is great,
00:55:23
>> guys. This is so nice.
00:55:25
>> And you can play any PlayStation game.
00:55:26
It's got the same effects. And
00:55:29
>> this is very cool, you guys. Thank you
00:55:31
so very much.
00:55:31
>> It's really good. Click on Yeah, click
00:55:33
on this. Listen to this clip. So, she
00:55:35
got a lot of [ __ ] for like wearing these
00:55:36
wired headphones.
00:55:38
>> Don't be on the train using your earpods
00:55:40
and thinking somebody can't listen to
00:55:41
your conversation. I'm just telling you
00:55:44
that's a little bit more secure.
00:55:46
[laughter]
00:55:47
>> She's laughing, but she's very serious.
00:55:50
That's the creepiest part about that.
00:55:52
She's like, I served on the intelligence
00:55:53
committee.
00:55:54
>> I've literally never heard anyone's
00:55:56
music through a [ __ ] AirPod.
00:55:58
>> No, she's saying people can tap in and
00:56:00
listen to your conversation. How?
00:56:02
>> Well, because it's W. This is Bluetooth.
00:56:04
>> What are they? Mag Who are they?
00:56:06
>> Professor X from X-Men. I mean, like,
00:56:08
how do you do it?
00:56:09
>> Professor X is down in the [laughter]
00:56:11
>> He does live in the subway. And you know
00:56:12
why he lives down there?
00:56:14
>> It's not ADA compliant.
00:56:15
>> Okay. Anyway,
00:56:16
>> he can't get back up. [laughter]
00:56:17
>> You don't want them there.
00:56:18
>> Unless you go down.
00:56:19
>> You don't want those then?
00:56:20
>> No, I do, man. I'm just having fun on
00:56:21
the show. [laughter]
00:56:23
>> Just having fun on the show.
00:56:25
>> I thought you were being serious.
00:56:26
>> No, dude.
00:56:27
>> Yeah, cuz if you don't want them, I'll
00:56:28
take them.
00:56:28
>> Just making a bit for the show.
00:56:30
>> Okay. Okay. Good bit.
00:56:31
>> Yeah. Thanks for killing it.
00:56:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. I destroyed it.
00:56:34
>> No, it's okay.
00:56:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry.
00:56:35
>> No, no, no.
00:56:36
>> Yeah. Good top stuff.
00:56:38
>> You got any New Year's resolutions? This
00:56:39
is the thing that people, you know,
00:56:41
people hate it, but we all pretend to do
00:56:43
it a little bit.
00:56:45
>> Well, I'm not um I don't know, man. I
00:56:49
don't think I do.
00:56:50
>> You don't want to change anything?
00:56:52
>> Not really. No.
00:56:54
>> I I think I'm pretty good. I'm on a good
00:56:57
path here.
00:56:57
>> That's great.
00:56:58
>> Yeah. You have any?
00:56:59
>> Oh, yeah.
00:57:00
>> Give me one.
00:57:03
>> I hope to find the cure for cancer by
00:57:05
March.
00:57:06
>> Um,
00:57:08
it's [ __ ] [laughter and snorts]
00:57:10
>> Did you say that's [ __ ]
00:57:13
>> Real. I wasn't.
00:57:14
>> I know, but then I can make [ __ ] up.
00:57:16
>> Okay, then do it.
00:57:17
>> That's what this whole show is, is
00:57:19
making stuff up. It's kind of what we're
00:57:20
doing here, Dennis.
00:57:21
>> Yeah. Okay.
00:57:22
>> It's kind of what we're doing here,
00:57:23
Dennis.
00:57:24
>> Yeah. Um, I'm going to make short
00:57:26
stilts.
00:57:27
>> [snorts and laughter]
00:57:28
>> See? Funny.
00:57:29
>> Is that funny?
00:57:30
>> Funny.
00:57:31
>> Yeah. I think they're They're too long.
00:57:33
[laughter]
00:57:33
>> You know what I mean? When you see them,
00:57:34
they're too long. Yeah. I mean, have
00:57:36
them be two feet off the ground.
00:57:38
>> They are too long.
00:57:39
>> Yeah, they're stilts are too long.
00:57:41
>> Have you ever seen painter stilts? Yeah,
00:57:42
those those are tiny.
00:57:44
>> They have them already, Bob.
00:57:45
>> They have what? Short stilts.
00:57:46
>> Yeah, they're there. Yeah, paint.
00:57:48
>> No, no, no. I'm talking about the way
00:57:49
you know. Oh, that that Oh, they are
00:57:51
short. [ __ ] [laughter]
00:57:53
Um,
00:57:56
>> man, your ideas are just getting taken.
00:57:57
>> They're taken. All right. Um,
00:58:00
>> what is she doing? [laughter] Like, oh,
00:58:02
they have just a child on stilts for no
00:58:03
reason. And by the way, the mom was
00:58:05
like, I know you hate it. Just take the
00:58:07
photo. [laughter]
00:58:09
>> I'm going to do mayonnaise flavored
00:58:10
yogurt.
00:58:12
>> They got it.
00:58:12
>> I don't think they do.
00:58:14
>> They have it.
00:58:16
>> Yo.
00:58:17
>> [ __ ] [laughter] Yo, they already have
00:58:19
it.
00:58:19
>> God, everything has been on Shark Tank
00:58:22
already.
00:58:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:24
>> Okay. Think let's think of something
00:58:25
else. Let's create something here. Let
00:58:26
me You got it.
00:58:28
>> I got it.
00:58:28
>> Yeah.
00:58:29
>> Uh we're going to manufacture. We're
00:58:31
going to let's do make a shoe company
00:58:34
and we only sell left shoes. No rights.
00:58:37
>> Oh, that's good.
00:58:38
>> And it's called no rights. You have no
00:58:39
rights. [laughter]
00:58:40
>> You have no rights.
00:58:41
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:42
>> And all the pros right.
00:58:43
>> Yeah. That's good. This is good. See if
00:58:45
I have that.
00:58:46
>> No rights. Only left shoes. Just this
00:58:50
guy selling his shoes. That's already
00:58:51
He's already doing it, dude.
00:58:53
>> No, he's just [laughter] selling.
00:58:54
>> All right.
00:58:55
>> Now, there's a website for just one
00:58:57
>> one foot. Oh, for people with just one
00:58:59
foot.
00:58:59
>> Yeah.
00:59:00
>> Yeah. There we go. They already have it.
00:59:01
[laughter]
00:59:01
>> See, though, you can't come up with
00:59:03
anything. All right. How about that?
00:59:05
Shark,
00:59:06
>> by the way. Yeah.
00:59:07
>> That is so incredible. Cuz somebody at
00:59:09
one point was like, I ONLY NEED ONE.
00:59:12
[laughter]
00:59:13
>> YEAH. YEAH.
00:59:14
>> Just give me one.
00:59:16
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:16
>> I DON'T HAVE A MY LEFT FOOT.
00:59:18
>> YEAH.
00:59:19
>> They call me loopy. I used to dance in
00:59:21
circles. [laughter]
00:59:22
>> Shark Shark skinned co mask.
00:59:24
>> Oh, shark skin co mask. I guarantee you
00:59:26
that.
00:59:26
>> There's no way they got that.
00:59:27
>> Shark skin co mask.
00:59:28
>> They got that
00:59:29
>> right here. [laughter]
00:59:31
>> That's the whole shark head. I'm
00:59:32
>> at Etsy Canada. They have
00:59:34
>> I got to tell you, Sharkhead is way
00:59:35
cooler.
00:59:35
>> Yeah. You come up with another one.
00:59:37
>> Wait, wait. Go to all and see if they
00:59:38
really sell it.
00:59:39
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:40
>> Shark skin co mask. No, we could be
00:59:43
good.
00:59:43
>> I think we're good with that.
00:59:44
>> I think
00:59:44
>> I don't know it's gonna give it good
00:59:46
protection, [laughter]
00:59:47
>> you know,
00:59:48
>> but still.
00:59:48
>> Still. Yeah. Yeah. Um,
00:59:52
>> uh,
00:59:52
>> half a hula hoop.
00:59:54
>> A hula.
00:59:55
>> A hula.
00:59:55
>> Just a hula hoop.
00:59:56
>> Hoola, half a hoop.
00:59:57
>> Hula, half hoop. Hula, half the hoop.
00:59:59
>> Half a hoop.
01:00:00
>> Half a hoop.
01:00:01
>> Yeah,
01:00:02
>> like skip it. Remember? Skip it.
01:00:04
>> Yeah. I don't think it exists.
01:00:06
>> No, there's
01:00:07
>> I think we got it. It wouldn't work
01:00:08
though. That's the only problem.
01:00:10
>> Somebody would find a way.
01:00:11
>> You need the second half of the hoop for
01:00:12
>> Somebody would find a way. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:14
Yeah.
01:00:14
>> Where there's a will, there's a way.
01:00:15
Uhhuh.
01:00:15
>> Oh, look at this. Go back to that photo.
01:00:18
Look at that. It's so
01:00:20
>> Martin Luther King.
01:00:21
>> Yeah.
01:00:21
>> I have a dream.
01:00:22
>> Yeah.
01:00:23
>> One day my brothers and sisters will be
01:00:24
hula hooping in the park.
01:00:26
>> Zoom. Yeah. Zoom into that photo.
01:00:28
[laughter]
01:00:29
>> What do you think that black kid's
01:00:30
thinking?
01:00:31
>> I can't wait to steal her hula hoop.
01:00:33
[laughter]
01:00:34
>> Yeah, that's what he's doing. That's
01:00:36
what he's doing.
01:00:37
>> He's looking at the camera. He's like,
01:00:38
"Damn, they got me."
01:00:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:39
>> I was just about to steal that bitch's
01:00:41
hula hoop.
01:00:42
>> Yeah. [laughter]
01:00:47
>> Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't want [laughter]
01:00:48
to.
01:00:49
>> Look at Zoom in. He's looking right at
01:00:51
the camera.
01:00:52
>> Yeah,
01:00:53
>> he's looking [ __ ] they got me.
01:00:55
>> Or he's thinking the [ __ ] I like
01:00:57
wouldn't use a hula hoop. They're too
01:00:59
fat. [laughter]
01:01:02
>> That's what he's thinking.
01:01:03
>> He's like an eight-year-old boy.
01:01:06
[laughter]
01:01:07
>> Mama, why you got me?
01:01:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen a black guy
01:01:11
hula hoop.
01:01:13
>> Can black guys hul He's googling. I knew
01:01:15
he was going to Google it.
01:01:16
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:17
>> Black guy hula hoop video.
01:01:19
>> Yeah.
01:01:21
>> Okay.
01:01:22
>> Oh, they they do. They do.
01:01:23
>> They do.
01:01:24
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:25
>> Uh oh. Let's see it.
01:01:25
>> Yeah.
01:01:26
>> Whoa.
01:01:27
>> Wow. [laughter]
01:01:28
>> Oh, cuz there's dancing involved.
01:01:30
>> Oh, wow. That's why that's Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:34
There has to be dancing. [laughter]
01:01:35
>> Black guys won't hula hoop. Unless
01:01:37
there's dancing, baby.
01:01:38
>> Yeah.
01:01:40
>> That's cool, though. He can dance with
01:01:42
it. That's incredible.
01:01:43
>> That's so funny.
01:01:44
>> That's so good. [laughter]
01:01:45
Whoa, dude. Yeah.
01:01:47
>> Hey. Hey.
01:01:48
>> Hey. Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:49
>> Darnell, I heard your your cousin hula
01:01:51
hoops. Oh, but he be dancing hula
01:01:52
hooping. [laughter]
01:01:53
He hula dancing in that mother. Oh, get
01:01:56
it, boy. Oh, get it. By [laughter] the
01:01:57
way, of course, a black guy would make
01:02:00
this look cool.
01:02:00
>> Yeah, they look cool.
01:02:01
>> It's unbelievable. Do a white guy
01:02:03
[ __ ] hula hoop it. Go to white guy
01:02:04
hula hooping and watch how insane a
01:02:07
regular adult looks when they hula hoop.
01:02:09
>> Yeah, white guys got to be working out
01:02:10
while he's hula hooping.
01:02:12
>> Yeah, there we go. [laughter]
01:02:12
>> Oh yeah. [ __ ] yeah, dude.
01:02:14
>> Yeah. Oh yeah,
01:02:15
>> that is pretty cool though. That is
01:02:17
pretty cool.
01:02:18
>> I don't know.
01:02:18
>> Yeah. [laughter] I've never seen a black
01:02:19
guy hopscotching.
01:02:21
>> Black guys hopscotch.
01:02:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:23
>> Well, they do when they're kids.
01:02:25
>> No, as an adult.
01:02:26
>> Adults don't hopcotch.
01:02:27
>> Oh, hopscotch all day.
01:02:28
>> You be hopcotching?
01:02:29
>> Yeah, I be hoping all day, dude. Was
01:02:32
okay.
01:02:33
>> I hope everybody's having an amazing new
01:02:35
year so far. Uh we love you. We're
01:02:37
excited to see where this year goes.
01:02:39
>> What a great episode.
01:02:40
>> Okay. [laughter]
01:02:43
So,
01:02:43
>> what a good time.
01:02:45
>> Good chemistry, you know what I mean?
01:02:47
Back and forth. You mean
01:02:48
>> cruising
01:02:49
>> cruise machine and and you know I mean
01:02:52
what's hut hut? We learned all that.
01:02:54
>> Straight up.
01:02:54
>> Straight up. You know what I mean?
01:02:56
>> I hope everyone's having a great new
01:02:57
year.
01:02:57
>> I want everyone to do that.
01:02:59
>> And most importantly,
01:03:00
>> yeah,
01:03:01
>> thank you for being for being a bad
01:03:02
friend.
01:03:08
Woo!
01:03:11
Yeah!
01:03:13
Woo!
