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Bobby Goes Full Obsession on His Witch Girlfriend

June 20, 2026 / 00:58

This episode features a humorous story about a prank involving a witch and a scare tactic. The hosts discuss a recent movie called Obsession and how it inspired a playful interaction.

The main story revolves around a host who sets up an elaborate prank on his girlfriend, who is described as a witch. He describes how he arranged pillows and a nightstand to hide in the corner of the room, waiting for her to enter.

After crouching for 45 minutes, he starts to feel sore and decides to send a text to a family member, asking them to wake him up. The humor is highlighted by the playful nature of the prank and the dynamics of their relationship.

The conversation includes laughter and light-hearted commentary, showcasing the fun and love between the hosts and their families.

TLDR

A host pranks his witch girlfriend after a movie night.

Episode

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So, last night we saw the movie Obsession, my girlfriend and I, and she is a witch.
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>> Correct. >> And and the movie's very witchy. So, this morning she was out in the kitchen
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and I and she knows not to ever wake me up. Right? So, I built my body on the bed
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with pillows. >> Smart. >> And then what I did was I pushed the nightstand closer to my bed so I can fit in the
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corner of the of the room. And I had a hoodie on backwards. >> Mhm. >> With that hoodie over my face.
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>> Right. >> Right? I was crouched down and I stayed down there for 45 minutes >> waiting for
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>> waiting for her to come in. >> [laughter] >> Okay? And eventually like everything started
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getting sore. >> [snorts] >> So, I asked Honey, Jewel's mom, I go I'll I'll read you the text, hold on.
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Tell Sadie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses. >> [laughter] >> So good.
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>> I'm trying to scare her so if you tell her I'm trying to scare her, I'll fire
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you. >> [laughter] >> That's love.

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Episode Quotes

  • That's love.
    Bobby Goes Full Obsession on His Witch Girlfriend

Key Moments

  • Crouching for 45 Minutes00:33
  • The Scare Plan00:53