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You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Oh, you two or something. >> We're bad friends.
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>> Welcome to Bad France. It's wonderful to see you there. >> I'm Jack Skellington. What's this?
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What's this? There's comets everywhere. What's this? What's this? Tony Hinsk
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everywhere. Hello there, Grinch. I'm Jack Skellington. Hello, Skellington. >> Hello.
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>> How are you? >> I am at Bony Tills. >> And who the funk is that?
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>> Lulu. >> Lulu. >> Who's Lulu? >> Who's Lulu? >> Who are you referring to?
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>> Me. >> Who's Lulu? >> Me. >> Are you Lulu Boo Boo?
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>> Ah, you bought me a Lab BOOOO FOR CHRISTMAS. >> THERE IS. THERE'S A LAB BOOOO. An
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expensive one. I'm Jack Skellington. I imagine this Laboo was a little bit cheaper because it's a Filipino Laboo.
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>> Yeah, a jungle Lubu. >> A jungle boooo. >> Yes. Happy holidays TO ALL. I'M JACK
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SKELLINGTON. >> HELLO. >> HELLO. >> HELLO. >> Welcome to the Bad Friends Show.
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>> HEY. >> HELLO. >> Do you want to play a Christmas song? I don't. Well, we can make one up.
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>> Let's make a Christmas song. >> What kind of snow is this? >> Cancer.
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>> It's crack. >> By the way, this is obviously so cancerous. >> Yeah.
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>> I mean, we're going to breathe this in. We're all going to have This is
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asbestous. Live asbestous. >> Yeah. >> Sing me a song. Got to turn it on.
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Christmas time for you. It's Christmas time for you. >> No. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. You got to be silent with the red nose and the reeer. You got to have pumpkin spice and all
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the glory as you did. You know, you get it. You mean the human spirit's alive.
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this Christmas. Right. Duality. Duality and expectations. What? What are you doing, dude? Cowbell.
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>> How do you not know how to do a cowbell? There it is. >> Your turn.
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Christmas time is for giving and receiving, but mostly giving. >> Mostly receiving for me.
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>> I know. >> Yeah. And taking and stealing >> and looting. >> So please,
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>> please don't be biased, >> right? >> Just try us. Try and don't be
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>> pious Mary to merry >> too. >> Yeah. Yeah. And don't be
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trying trying >> trying. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Wow. Really?
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>> Is it nice? >> Will you sing a song? Play the rhythm so she'll sing.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Ready? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Be good. Eggnog.
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Don't be on the naughty list. I love Christmas. Yeah. >> Wow. Good. It's a hit. It's a hit.
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>> It's a hit. >> It's a hit. >> It's a hit. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's a hit.
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>> It's a hit. >> Welcome back to Bad Friend. Merry >> Marry Quanza. Quanza as well.
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>> And all of them. >> Yeah, marry all of them, >> dude. Let's marry I mean what? We got
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the Buddhists. What do they do? >> Yeah. What do the Buddhists do for Christmas?
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>> Well, you know, they're eating rice for sure. And they're lighting candles.
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>> Christmas rice. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're also doing um >> I'll tell you what I love about
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Christmas. It's a white Christmas. I'm the racist Grinch. >> I'm racist as well.
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I'm Jack and I'm racist. Look at my white face, but my black body, which means
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>> best of both worlds. >> I'm half. >> Merry Christmas. >> I can't do the mask.
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>> It's too hot. >> I can't breathe. >> It's far too hot. So, um, what did you
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do for Thanksgiving? What did you do? I went to the BA's house. >> Oh, you did go to Michael [ __ ] Ba's
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house. >> Yeah, >> you texted me. >> I did. >> Okay, >> that's insane.
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>> Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I don't know if it was insane. >> It's crazy. You went to Michael Ba's
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house for Thanksgiving. >> Yeah. Yeah, but it >> Hollywood. >> I'll tell you what I didn't do.
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>> What didn't you do? >> You know, you know, I didn't laugh.
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>> No photos of you like that. We didn't take any photos. No, I um I went there
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because the remember the previous year I said you bailed. >> I bailed. >> That's right.
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>> Out of fear. And then they then they we facetimed Jules >> from Michael Ba's house.
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>> Yeah. Cuz they wanted to talk to Jules. >> Yeah. But I was out. >> She was out. You didn't pick up.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And then um it was a little awkward because it was I didn't I
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thought it was going to be like a lots of people, >> but it was like pretty intimate. It
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>> was just you guys. It was me, Michael, um his fiance, um and then um his mom.
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>> Michael Ba's mom. >> Yeah. And she was super sweet. >> Was there an explosion at dinner?
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>> Did anything? >> But then I saw Bumblebee. >> Did you borrow his shirt?
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>> What? >> Did you borrow his shirt? >> What shirt? >> Bumblebee.
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>> Oh, cuz it's yellow. >> It looks good. Looks like a Bumblebee
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shirt. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what he had though? There he, you know, he has like
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a little museum down there in his, you know, bottom floor. And he had the You ever see The Rock?
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>> The movie The Rock? Yeah. One of my favorites. >> He directed it, right? Yeah. He has that
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cylinder with the little balls in it. >> No way. >> Yeah. And I I held it.
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>> Did you want to steal something? >> Yeah. There was like all those like
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little knickknacks. >> Wow. >> Like a full-blown Tina. Yeah. That >> he has that in his house.
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>> Wow. >> It's the original. And then he also has um like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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costumes and all this stuff. >> Did you put one on? >> No. No. No. >> I would. What what Ninja Turtle would
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you be? >> Uh, Michelangelo. >> Definitely. >> I'm Raphael.
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>> Yeah, I know. You're definitely Raphael. >> Yeah. >> And you you guys thought I was going to
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be the rat, huh? >> What's his name? >> Splinter. >> Splinter. I'm not Splinter.
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>> That's Splinter. >> I want to be the orange one. >> There's an orange.
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>> That's That's Leonardo. >> No, that's Michelangelo. >> I'm Michelangelo.
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>> Kabanga, dude. >> Yeah, dude. Kobanga, dude. >> And I'm Raphael. I'm tortured.
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>> Yeah. What are you? >> Donatello for sure. >> Donatello. Donatello has a sigh, right?
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He's purple. >> Yeah, Donatello. >> That's 100% Bob. >> Raphael, right?
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>> You're I'm Raphael. >> Oh, you're Raphael. I have the size. My
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bad. >> That's her. That's Donatello. >> Donatello. What else is there? And then
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he goes um >> after dinner. I It was a great dinner, too. But it was like awkward because
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there's a couple of guys there. I think they're arms dealers. I don't know. the
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they're just strange guys in like turtlenecks and like you know they're I
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don't know if they're Persian. I don't know what they are and they don't talk
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much. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know who they were. And then afterwards he goes um
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let's watch a movie. >> Don't tell me he put on one of his own movies.
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>> No. That would have been so funny. >> No, we watched Running Man.
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>> It's a great movie >> in his theater. >> Yes. You sent me a picture photo of the
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theater. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's huge. >> Huge. >> How cool. >> He's a full-blown movie theater there.
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>> Wow. And then they wanted us to come over Saturday to watch a movie, but you
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were not available. >> You went back? >> No, but they want they want to watch a
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movie with Jules. >> And they invited you. I I have the invite, but you were out of town.
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>> You have my invite. >> Well, they go, >> "Why don't I have my invite?"
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>> What do they go? Is Andrew in I thought you were in Chicago. >> No, I was here the whole time.
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>> [ __ ] Really? You could have gone? >> No, I was in Chicago. >> Yeah. Yeah. You would have never gone?
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>> I would have gone with you to Michael Bay's house. >> Yeah. Yeah,
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>> for sure. >> Oh, >> you would have >> fought her for the pod.
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>> Yeah, fodder for the pod. >> I would have gone. I mean, Michael was
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very nice when I met him. >> Yeah, he's Yeah. >> I mean, you know, was it strange at some
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point? Like when you wanted to leave, were you like >> I want to leave as soon as I got in the
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house. >> Because it's not my I'm I realize that I'm It's I'm just not a social person.
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>> You're not. >> Yeah. I'm not like I don't do these things.
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>> No. >> I'm not good at it. >> Well, you're Well, there was food.
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>> So, I eat the food >> and then you're [ __ ] >> I'm out.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. But then I wandered around and then you know in his backyard there's
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deer. >> What? >> Yeah. But if you like if you go to like Bill's house.
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>> You've been to Bill Mar's house? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> And it's you know what these guys do is
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they'll buy like six houses. >> Mhm. >> And they'll just you connect them all
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and it's a compound. >> Oh yeah. >> It's like one of those field. It's like
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vast. >> That's cool. >> One day you and I will have a compound.
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>> I don't think so. >> Together maybe. What I'm say? No, not
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individually, but like, you know what I mean? I'll get this house. There's like
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three or four buildings. You get the far house. Whatever house you want. >> You know what I mean? And then in the
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buildings, maybe this one will live there. Maybe the kids here. Yeah. Yeah. No, thank you.
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>> We want a house. >> And then there's there's a golf cart.
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>> Oh, the golf cart to go from house to house. >> House to house. >> I love this.
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>> This is like the secret of Mormon wives. >> What do you think? >> I love that [ __ ]
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>> Yeah, >> you do. >> It's so good. >> I heard about it for the first time last
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night. What? >> The secret lives of Mormon wives. This is what it's like. They don't they all
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live like right near each other? >> Yeah, they're all in Provo, Utah. >> Yeah.
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>> The area. >> Well, tell me about the secret lives. >> I don't know what's their biggest
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secret. >> Because they're Mormon, their secrets aren't a big deal to us. Like, they just
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kissed each other's husbands. >> They're like, "One time I drank Coke."
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>> It's exactly. And everyone's like, >> "Yeah, >> I celebrate my birthday."
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>> Miranda, I did. You [ __ ] >> I know. >> They do coffee enemas.
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>> They do coffee enemas. >> What is that? If they put coffee in your
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ass, >> do people are addicted to that [ __ ] >> Well, I mean, I love coffee. I
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>> I do imagine it would be good in my ass. >> No, I What? A Strange Addiction. There's
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a show that And there's a there's a couple that do it every hour and it's
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getting out of hand. >> You think so? >> What? >> It's getting out of hand.
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>> Yeah. >> They shove coffee in their >> first couple months you're like, "All
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right, I'll let it slide." But every hour for like 6 months, it's out of
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hand. So because they don't drink coffee, they can put it in their ass. Is that the loophole? That's like Catholics
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with anal. >> But what's the point? >> Cuz then you don't drink it and God's
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not mad at you, but you put it in your butt and it's fine. >> Yeah. >> Do you get high?
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>> No, you get like the same pickup. >> You must get a buzz. >> Yeah.
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>> Starbucks. >> It's like a Starbucks butt high. >> Starbucks.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Welcome to Starbucks. Bend over. >> Oh, you I've done wheatgrass animas.
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>> What? You put wheatrass in your ass, >> dude? You don't know the story? wheat
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grass ass >> when I was doing when I was detoxing off of um Vicodin and all the all my opiates
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and then I and then Abby brought me to that wheat grass farm. >> I remember.
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>> Yeah. For like a month. >> Yeah. >> And then I woke up one day I was like
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going through detox and I I woke up in the bathroom with a [ __ ] green juice all over the bathtub bathroom the floor
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with a tube in my ass and I was shaking. I was trying to do my own wheat grass enema.
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>> You were doing your own? >> Yeah. But they but that they have the
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you know what I mean the apparatus and all the stuff and they teach you how to do it.
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>> But so this is a normal thing to put wheat grass up there or this was your
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solution? >> Maybe I improvised it. >> I think it's yours. >> Yeah. I think I found a garden hose,
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>> right? >> That just sounds like a bit. Someone's like, you know what I did? I made Bobby
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Lee put wheat grass ass. >> But look up wheatrass enemas. Yeah, it's a thing.
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>> That's I've never heard of that in my entire life. >> Yeah.
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>> Wheatrass enema. >> Yeah, it's a thumbs up. >> Yeah, it's a whole thing. benefits.
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>> There's good benefits to it. >> I'll tell you what, probably just as
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beneficial to drink it than to put it up your butt. >> Yeah. But I think it helps with colon
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cancer, maybe. >> Oh. >> Helps loosen stool, obviously. >> Yeah. Let the stool green.
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>> It dies it green. >> Dies green. >> That's all it does.
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>> It's like the river on St. Patty's Day in Chicago. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> This is not a new issue. Thousands of years ago, people were taught how to
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purify the body with a live raw vegan diet and enemas. So, people have been doing this for a long time.
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>> Yeah. The ancient e uh essence sect of Judaism understood that fasting and
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colon cleansing helped clear negativity and toxins out of the physical body so the mind could be quieted and the spirit
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renewed. >> Yeah, dude. We should do it on the show. >> I guess if the Jews have been doing it
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for thousands of years, huh? >> I gave Bur Chrysler one. >> You gave him an enema?
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>> A a B coffee one? I believe >> you gave me a Tic Tac one. >> Yeah, I did. I put I put a Tic Tac in
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his butthole. >> Some say that's still up there. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, we have to cut that.
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>> Yeah, we did have to cut you doing that. You putting a Tic Tac in his ass. We
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couldn't air that. >> I mean, it's funny. >> Was it an orange or a white one?
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>> I think it was white. >> Yeah. Good. Cuz the white The orange ones I chew too fast.
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>> The orange ones you chew. >> It's candy. >> Yeah. >> There. Nobody [ __ ] sucks on an orange
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Tic Tac. You just eat the whole thing. >> You chew the [ __ ] the whole Yeah. In
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your mouth, >> dude. I got into a car back from the airport and the guy, you know how
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sometimes they have like mints and water and stuff? This guy had Hi-Chew. I love
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Hi-Chew. >> I love I suck on Hi-Chew. >> I told him, I go, I'm going to eat this
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whole thing. >> You chew on them, I'm going suck on them. >> Both. I suck. How long do you suck for?
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>> I'm a pretty good sucker, dude. >> I suck hard. >> You suck way hard.
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>> Yeah, too hard almost. >> Hi-Chew is so good. >> Hi Chichchu is the best, dude.
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>> So I told him, I said, "I'm gonna eat all these HC." He's like, "That's all
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right. That's what they're there for, to eat the Hi-Chew." >> I love He was such a nice guy.
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>> And you know what the Asian candies are doing now? >> What? They start putting like other
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things in it like a little, you know how you suck on an Asian candy and then there's like a little mochi or something
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in your mouth like a random bit. >> Yeah. >> That they stick in there. It's I like
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it's a little delight. >> It's a little treat. It's a little surprise.
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>> It's like thank you. It's like thank you. Like like little things like that.
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>> Mochi rice, mochi fruit cake. Uh dauku dessert. >> Yeah. The is really
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>> And then do you go to get Asian chips? Like it'll be lays but they'll have
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different flavors. Oh, I like the foreign flavors. >> Yeah. Like Yeah. >> The the Asian one I had I think I had
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Dachund was a Chinese chip. >> Dachshund. >> Yeah, Dachshund or Wyon. I don't
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remember which one it was. >> Yeah, >> I had dog. It was like get on.
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>> That was my joke. >> Oh, that was it. >> It didn't land at all in this whole
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room. >> Oh, doc's a dog. >> Dachshund is a dog. >> Oh, [ __ ] I missed.
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>> She got it. >> Did you get it? >> I smile. >> It went right over everybody's head. And
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no, it went over my head. I didn't know what a dachshun was >> or a or a
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>> Can we rewind that? It makes me look like a fool. >> What kind of chips did you have? Chinese
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chips. >> Yeah. What? What? What' you have? >> St. Bernard. >> Real. I've had that before.
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>> Have you had St. Bernard lately? They're so good. >> They're so good.
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>> But you really like pug chips. >> The pugs are good. But you know what?
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Right now, cuz I'm on um we go and stuff, right? I get the Chihuahua. It's
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smaller. It's a smaller chip. It's a tiny chip. Yeah. Yeah. But >> you want yourself some Chinese chips?
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>> But give me the exotic flavors of the Japanese like chips. >> Okay.
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>> They do have really wild flavors. >> Yeah. >> You know what I kind of like is ketchup.
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You ever had ketchup in Canada? >> Yeah. >> Those are good. >> I have them at Trader Joe's now.
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>> They do? >> Yeah. I just discovered Give me some unusual chips. >> Have you tried banana ketchup?
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>> What? >> Banana ketchup. Filipino ketchup. >> Banana ketchup? No, dude. That's not a
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real >> It's the wrong fruit, dude. >> It's so good. >> Banana and ketchup.
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>> Yeah. >> Is there tomato in it or is this made out of the bananas?
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>> There's maybe a little tomato, but it's sweet. >> That's it.
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>> It's so good. >> Is that banana ketchup? >> Yeah. >> Is that the kind you have?
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>> Yeah. >> Tommy sang. >> Yeah. >> I want to order a French fries with
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banana ketchup. >> I mean, so jungly to have banana ketchup. >> Sponsored by Dana White UFC.
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UFC could come up with a different >> It's a TIME LOVES UFC. BANANA KETCHUP.
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>> Banana sauce. >> UFC. That's insane. >> Thomas Chang. >> What is that? What's the um It's
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abbreviation, but what is what does it stand for? >> I don't know. >> United flavored ketchup.
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>> Is that what it is? >> No, I'm just That's really good. No
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idea. >> Yeah. >> UFC stands for Universal Food Corporation. So boring.
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>> But I I believe that the Japanese look at our flavors and they go, "Oh, I can't
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believe they do." You know what I mean? >> Barbecue. >> Yeah. Salt and vinegar. All right. Yeah.
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>> Or Yeah. Chive. We never thought of chive. >> Yeah. >> Do you think or No.
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>> Yeah. They must. Honey butter. >> That one's so good. >> Yeah. Honey butter's
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>> Well, honey butter sounds good. >> Yeah. >> I like honey and butter.
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What's this one? Zoom it in. >> Just chips. >> Oh, >> just chips. A lot of words for just
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chips. >> What? What does that mean? >> Okay. >> Doritos. What flavor? Wasabi Doritos. I
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bet you that's so good. >> So good. Wasabi Doritos. >> Mike popcorn. That's a guy named Mike.
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They made popcorn out of him. And the other one looks like Wagu beef. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. >> And you know where you get them here is like [ __ ] like vape shops.
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>> I've seen them. >> Right. You go to a vape shop, it's like,
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"Why do they have these here?" >> The smoke shop you go to, I go to. Cuz
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he goes, "Bobby was just in here, man." >> Yeah. >> By the way, last night I went and got
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pizza. >> Yeah. >> And the guy's like, the guy who works there, sweet guy, he's like,
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>> "Prince." >> He Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> He's like, "Are you famous?" I was like,
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"No, man." And the guy in the back, he's like, The guy in the back says, "You're
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famous, man." And he comes out, he goes, "We should get your picture on the
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wall." And I was like, "No, no, that's very nice. Thank you." And he goes, "But
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it's got to be you and Bobby together." And I was like, "Okay." He goes, "He was
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here like an hour ago. You had just gone to print." Yeah. You know what I got
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there? The greatest pizza I've ever had. >> I just got that. This with the short rib
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inside of it. >> Dude, bro, >> it's >> Bro, >> what?
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>> I I Guy, >> let me say something, guys. >> It's so good.
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>> Not just the best pizza I've ever had, dude. Guy, right? >> It's They're ending it.
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>> No, it's only for a limited run. >> Yeah, they're going to end it, guy.
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Right. And I'm telling you right now, guy. Dude, >> best pizza I've ever had, guy.
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shopify.com/badfriends. >> What did you eat at Michael Bay's house? I want to know what the meal was.
00:21:24
>> Well, you know what, guy? I'll tell you this. >> Let me guess.
00:21:26
>> What? >> Let me guess. >> What? >> Michael Bay had a 10 lb turkey.
00:21:31
>> Am I close? >> Yeah. got to be. Michael Bay had um >> he also
00:21:35
>> he had two or three kinds of stuffing. I bet you one of them was like a
00:21:37
gluten-free stuffing. >> One stuffing. >> One? >> Yeah. One stuffing.
00:21:40
>> Cranberry sauce? >> Yes. >> Did he have green bean casserole?
00:21:44
>> No. >> Interesting move. Cuz the crispy onions are probably one of my favorite things
00:21:48
on top. >> But the can I can we go back to the um stuffing? >> Yeah.
00:21:51
>> It was um >> homemade. >> Not just homemade. High quality breading.
00:21:57
>> Yeah, it's homemade probably. >> Yeah. Yeah. it. And it's I think they
00:22:00
use different varieties of bread in the stuffing. >> Wow. >> Well, you use sourdough and then this
00:22:05
bio, >> you know what I mean? And these different cuz they were different texture, cube size, right?
00:22:12
>> The best stuffing I've ever had, right? He also insisted insisted on carving.
00:22:18
>> He carved. It's his house >> cuz his dad's a surgeon. >> No, you should let him.
00:22:22
>> My dad's a surgeon. I can You know what I mean? You think one of those guys. You
00:22:24
know what I mean? >> Well, his dad should have done it. You can Oh, he's dead.
00:22:30
A car from the after. >> Yeah. >> I mean, surgeons are the one that should
00:22:34
cut a turkey, >> but it was a great turkey. And then they had nine varieties of different pies and
00:22:40
cakes. >> It was incredible. >> Pumpkin apple. >> Yes. Two >> cherry.
00:22:46
>> Talamuk. >> Talamuk. >> Talamuk ice cream. >> Tamuk. >> Is that what it is?
00:22:52
>> The cheese company. Telmuk. >> Tamuk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.
00:22:55
>> What? Tamuk. >> Tamuk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk. Tamok >> vanilla ice cream. Is that fancy or
00:23:00
>> just vanilla? >> I know. Just vanilla. >> No. >> Yeah.
00:23:03
>> Come on, Michael. But >> here's another thing that I was like,
00:23:05
uh-uh. Which is um when one of the um servers or you know what I mean? >> You had servers. You didn't go serve
00:23:13
yourself. >> No, >> there was staff there. >> There were staff there
00:23:16
>> and like Yeah, that's not what that and they were like, um like flat or sparkling water. And I
00:23:26
go, I have a Diet Coke. We don't do soda here. >> See, this is a >> And already I was like, I don't know.
00:23:32
Should I leave? >> What is with celebrities? >> I think I'm going to leave.
00:23:36
>> It's soda. Celebrities, dude. This is like a Hollywood thing. >> It's a Hollywood thing.
00:23:39
>> Like, we don't we don't have soda in our home. >> Have you been to my house? Look what's
00:23:43
in the fridge. >> It's a soda can. His whole house is a soda can. >> How many Diet Cokes do we have?
00:23:48
>> A lot. There's the upstairs fridge and the downstairs. >> When you turn on your faucet, Diet Coke
00:23:52
comes out. >> Exactly. >> Wouldn't that be sick to do that? That's
00:23:54
like Brewster's Millions. >> Another thing is also >> What time did the sex party start?
00:24:01
>> There was only Well, what happened was there was only his fiance there.
00:24:06
>> Mhm. >> For the whole and aside from his mother. So, they were the only two ladies there.
00:24:11
>> But then later another group came, >> women prospect for you. >> But they were No, they were all um
00:24:17
hitched up with like guys I don't I don't know much about. >> They all had
00:24:22
>> Hello, I am Amn. Oh, I'm new. >> Yeah. Yeah. I go, "What do you do?"
00:24:27
>> Okay. >> Okay. And you're like, "Okay." So, in my mind, I'm like, "Oh, there there's it's
00:24:32
I don't know." >> There was no single ladies there. >> No. >> Nothing.
00:24:35
>> Yeah. And then, um Yeah. And then in the in the movie theater, there's like the
00:24:39
back row is like a gigantic kind of couchy kind of situation. >> Rut row. >> What?
00:24:44
>> Rut row. >> So, it was is Michael and his fiance just laying there with the pillows and
00:24:49
stuff. >> Sexy. >> And I'm just sitting there in the chair by myself. There was no popcorn. I just
00:24:53
sat there. >> No popcorn. >> No, no popcorn. >> This guy's got nine time. Oh,
00:24:56
>> you know what's up? Jeff Beecher was there. >> Beacher. Yeah, they're good. I see them
00:25:00
at the store all the time. >> They're there all the time. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:02
>> What if they're in like an open relationship? >> Who? >> And that's why you got invited over.
00:25:08
>> Wow. >> They were looking at >> I would say no. >> Really?
00:25:12
>> Yeah. Because I know something about Michael that I just don't think I would
00:25:15
feel comfortable. >> He's got the biggest dick in Hollywood. And you're not down for that?
00:25:24
>> I heard Cameron too has a big one. >> It is. It is true. I bet you director's
00:25:29
penis bigger to the movie. >> Yeah. The bigger the movie, the bigger. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:32
>> That's why directors don't need to be on camera. They must have nice pipes.
00:25:36
>> I think Wes Anderson has a thin one. >> His dick's like, >> "Yeah."
00:25:40
>> Um, maybe maybe this, maybe that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wes Anderson's penis go like this. I'm
00:25:47
going to come. >> Yeah. >> I'm pretty sure I'm going to come.
00:25:51
Let's move that my sack over here cuz you know I mean visually visually you know what I mean it's got to be you know
00:25:56
I mean what does that say? >> Michael Bay has a big [ __ ] but I'd like
00:25:59
to believe mine is bigger. He's up if he's up for it. We can both reveal
00:26:02
ourselves on the Sparta steps at Universal and put the question to rest. Who is this in who said that?
00:26:07
>> It's MC G. >> Oh MC G's penis. >> But I want to also say about Michael
00:26:10
Bay's penis. What I heard it's also perfect. >> There's no twist and turns.
00:26:16
>> It's straight shooter. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not it's not like
00:26:19
>> you're a lefty, right? or a righty. >> Mine leans all the way to the left.
00:26:23
>> Um >> my left. >> I'm a righty. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why, but
00:26:26
I I'm trying to like center >> trying to get it back. >> Yeah. So, I'm I'm trying to go more to
00:26:31
the right, so it goes back. >> Yeah. You got to pull it >> right. But it it's bent been bent so far
00:26:35
to the left that it kind of hurts. >> It's almost like it's looking away from
00:26:39
you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Doesn't want what you're trying to do.
00:26:41
>> But he's just like, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. Leave me alone.
00:26:44
>> Yeah. No. You know what I mean? But I try. But then sometimes I just go back
00:26:48
to the left. You know what I mean? But it's like I don't know why I did that.
00:26:51
>> I imagine your penis in therapy. >> Yeah. >> Like your penis is in therapy smoking a
00:26:55
cigarette. >> Yeah. >> And the therapist is like, "What? What is the problem?" He's like, "I don't
00:26:59
know. After 54 years, I thought he would just leave me alone, but >> he just can't seem to stop yanking on my
00:27:06
neck." >> You know what Poly Shores looks like? >> No. No. >> It looks just like that.
00:27:15
>> A gremlin. Yeah, it's scary. Anyway, what did you do for Thanksgiving?
00:27:21
>> We just celebrated at at the Kai's place. >> What'd you eat?
00:27:24
>> The night before. >> Yeah, the night before. >> But not the night of. What did you do
00:27:27
the night of? >> Nothing. >> What do you mean? You guys don't do
00:27:30
Thanksgiving on Thank >> I FaceTimed you. And why didn't you pick up? >> Cuz I was at my friends.
00:27:36
>> Doing what? >> Nothing. >> Oh, you just sit on a couch and just
00:27:40
stare at the wall. What? Like what do you mean nothing? >> I was watching a movie.
00:27:43
>> What movie did you watch? show Stranger Things. >> Oh, yeah. The new season came out. The
00:27:50
new season came out. And and 11 is 46 now. >> How old are those kids? >> Yeah, they're old now.
00:27:56
>> I mean, it doesn't even make sense. >> They're younger. >> She's 21 years old and they're still
00:27:59
pretending to be like high or teenagers. >> Yeah. >> Or younger than teen?
00:28:04
>> Yeah, they're all early. >> Aren't they supposed to be in middle
00:28:06
school or in high school now? >> High school. >> High school. >> Yeah.
00:28:09
>> Yeah. Good show. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. How many have you seen? >> I watched the first season. I I think I
00:28:15
did too. >> I think I got what I needed out of the first season. >> The first season I saw.
00:28:18
>> Should have been a movie. Yeah, it was a great movie. >> Um >> but outside of that, I'm like, what else
00:28:21
are you going to do? >> Are you watching anything >> right now? >> Yeah.
00:28:24
>> Uh let's see. I watched >> Plurbus. >> I didn't see Plurbus.
00:28:28
>> I'm I'm caught up. It's so good. >> It's good. >> It's so weird. You like it?
00:28:32
>> Yeah, it's great. >> Weird. Good. >> It's weird. Yeah,
00:28:34
>> we watch throwback movies over over the holidays. My sister loves retro movies
00:28:39
when we go home. So, we'll sit for hours and hours. We ran through all of the um
00:28:44
Austin Powers series. >> Of course, >> one probably one of genuinely some of
00:28:48
the greatest fronttoback comedies. I mean, two is by far the best. I want to take over the world. It's so good. It's
00:28:56
layered with jokes. >> Yeah. >> Like layered layered layered with jokes.
00:29:00
By the way, did you see what Beyonce wore to F1? >> You know, I was in Vegas.
00:29:03
>> So hard. >> Did you see that? >> Did you see that? No. >> I was in Vegas for the I didn't stay for
00:29:07
F1, but I went for the week of. Look what she wore. >> This is it. Jesus Christ. She's a
00:29:12
runner. She's a track star. >> Wow. >> And Jay Jay-Z uh just wore all black.
00:29:19
>> And she wore an unbelievable outfit. I think it has a cape on it. >> Yeah.
00:29:24
>> Fly away with me. >> She's so perfect. >> She is [ __ ] perfect, huh?
00:29:29
>> They probably smell so pure. >> She I bet you she smells like You ever
00:29:34
been to >> Do you know Do you know what it is? >> Oh, yeah. Like if you like see a Rihanna
00:29:38
and you just go I smell their photos >> and I imagine >> they should do scratch and sniff trading
00:29:44
cards. Yeah. >> So you know what they smell like. >> Yeah. >> You ever been to Iceland?
00:29:48
>> No. >> No. >> No. >> Have you ever been to a place with
00:29:50
that's remote that has like fresh water flowing? >> That's what she smells like.
00:29:54
>> Fresh water flowing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Now Jay-Z, how does he smell?
00:29:59
>> Unbelievable. >> See, I just think he's got his own scent now. Like he probably, you know, you get
00:30:04
so these people they get so famous and rich. Yeah. They have like madeup cologn that you're like, I don't even know if
00:30:09
that smells good or just weird. >> Yeah. Well, I'm like that. >> No, you smell You smell good. You smell
00:30:13
very good. >> Yeah, but how much cologne? I mean, I I try to buy the weirdest colog and I try
00:30:18
to mix and match. >> Do you have Frog Wart on tonight, don't you? Frog warts.
00:30:22
>> No, >> no, >> no. The mood killer. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
00:30:31
I didn't know you I I thought you were being serious. >> I thought there was an actual cologne
00:30:35
called Frogwart. >> There is. >> Yeah, >> you own it. >> Yeah, because there there are smells
00:30:40
that I'm buying that are like that. >> I know. You told me some of the peculiar
00:30:43
things that you've got. >> Yeah, like Vietnamese coffee and stuff. >> That one I'll take.
00:30:46
>> Yeah, >> but I'll take the other coffee. Turkish coffee. >> Yeah,
00:30:49
>> I love You know, >> let's come up with it if they don't have
00:30:51
it. >> They do the thing. >> What? >> You and I could do a scent a scent line.
00:30:55
>> Yes. >> Be rad cuz we always smell pretty good. >> Yeah. Let's do um
00:31:00
>> Does she do you wear perfume? >> Not really. >> Do you wear deodorant
00:31:04
>> sometimes? >> When when like what day do you choose to wear deodorant?
00:31:08
>> When it's like really hot, but most of the time I just don't wear
00:31:12
>> Yeah, it's probably better for you to know. >> Everything has an essence.
00:31:14
>> What's your >> think about think about this, okay? >> Even if like I don't want to be
00:31:18
controversial, but even like an IED a bomb, >> right? If you smelt an ID bomb, right,
00:31:25
there's probably, you know what I mean? Flavors. >> It's got an essence. No. Yeah. No, just
00:31:30
listen. Just listen. Don't Don't read right back on essence, right? >> No, dude. Bombs have an essence.
00:31:39
>> I know what I'm saying. >> Crazy. >> I know what I'm saying.
00:31:43
No, not when they're off. >> That's the commercial. Smell like you've just been bamboozled.
00:31:49
>> Not when they're off. Not when they go off. I mean before when you're making
00:31:52
it. >> Yeah. The smell of like >> the smell of like Yeah. Let's just came
00:31:56
up with a different one. Like um >> Oh, no. That one's good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like I I'll
00:32:00
>> smell like a suicide bomber. >> That commercial would be awesome.
00:32:07
>> That's what I meant. >> Such a good commercial. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, uh
00:32:11
>> you want to smell like death >> by Calvin Klein. Okay. Yeah. That
00:32:18
probably has an essence. >> It's got an essence. >> Notes. There are notes in it. There are
00:32:24
there are flavor notes in it. Right. >> Right. >> Right. that you can't smell anywhere
00:32:28
else. So, um there you know the t-shirts I get? >> Yeah. From Maidwell. Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:34
>> So, I went to their factory once, right? >> Downtown. >> No, it wasn't downtown. Was they used to
00:32:38
have a place on Fairfax, right? >> Oh, yeah. >> And I used to go in there and the guy
00:32:42
that, you know, I mean, created the president of the brand. He goes, "Um, I I you know, I I created a cologne, but
00:32:51
it's like no one likes it, but I like it." And I go, "What is it?" It's called
00:32:55
Smoke. And I wanted to see like, you know what I mean? And like a car engine smoke, a combination of these kind of
00:33:01
fuel like smells. And he gave me a bottle and I I used it all and it smelt like, you know what I mean? I had just
00:33:10
came out of a coal mine. >> But but people would go, you know what I mean? Interesting. You know what I mean?
00:33:18
>> Some Yeah. Sometimes, you know what I mean? Interesting. It doesn't have to
00:33:21
smell like good. >> It just has to smell interesting. >> Interesting can be better than good.
00:33:25
Yeah. So, what I'm saying is that >> you don't want to smell bad. >> Yeah, but it doesn't smell bad.
00:33:29
>> No, it >> just smells unique. >> It smells unique. >> Like, what's your favorite smell on a
00:33:33
guy? >> Nothing. >> You don't like You like people have their own body scent.
00:33:37
>> Yeah, but I sucked someone's dick last week and it smelled like guava.
00:33:41
>> We'll be right back. >> Holy [ __ ] Like guava. >> It was so good.
00:33:47
>> It tasted like guava. >> Tasted and smelled like guava. I was shocked.
00:33:52
>> What do you put guava lotion on? I don't know, but it was so good. >> She obviously blew a koala.
00:34:03
>> It was some sort of, you know what I mean? A tree animal, you know what I
00:34:06
mean? That ate a guava, right? And and she he peed guava. Yeah. Yeah. And it was some sort of like
00:34:12
>> guava tastes like a mix of strawberry and pear with tangy sweet floral flavor
00:34:15
and juicy sometimes grainy texture. >> He probably put guava lotion on his
00:34:20
wiener. >> I don't know, but it was good. >> Yeah. Okay. The best tasting you've ever
00:34:25
had. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Well, I I may I throw in my bit. >> Yeah. They have flavored lube.
00:34:32
>> I was just googling for my own. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. For your
00:34:35
>> There's a girl I'm seeing that has You know what I mean? You know what? Her
00:34:38
>> cha cha. Yeah. >> It tastes like life. >> Life cereal. I love
00:34:43
>> No. No. Not no. No. >> What? 2% or 1% milk? >> No. No. What?
00:34:47
>> 2%. >> Cinnamon life. >> Oh, cinnamon life. So good. It It tastes
00:34:52
like There's no like, you know what I mean? Weird. It's pure waterlike. >> Not for me.
00:34:58
>> What do you need? >> I like a little like a little stinger. >> I want it to be like Ooh.
00:35:04
>> Right. I want it like whiskey. >> I want it to shock you a little bit.
00:35:06
>> Have a burning in your >> Just a not burn, but more just like a little like Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, it's the
00:35:12
afternoon. >> No. Yeah. >> I want to taste the day. >> Let me taste the day.
00:35:16
>> Interesting. >> Yeah. Taste the day. >> Yeah. Yeah. I like life. You like life.
00:35:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Where it's just like pure. >> It's It's like It's like how Beyonce
00:35:25
smells. >> Yeah. >> Pure. >> And there's no be like And she's a white
00:35:30
person. >> Of course. >> Why you said pure? >> Yeah. >> No, that's not what I say. Cuz usually
00:35:34
when you date >> Damn, dude. >> No, that's not why I said that. >> That's not what I said. What I'm saying?
00:35:39
>> What color do you have in mind when you say pure? >> What? >> Which color do you have in mind?
00:35:44
>> When I say pure, >> it could be Beyonce is what I'm saying. >> But was it? No, it wasn't. No, it
00:35:51
wasn't. What I'm saying, let me can I have my points out, man? Please. >> Please.
00:35:55
>> Okay. >> Please. >> What I'm saying is is that, you know,
00:35:58
I've been some with some white women, right? >> Oh, yeah. >> And there's there's been like a funk
00:36:03
sometimes. >> We got the funk. Hey, we got the funk. >> Like Studio 54.
00:36:13
>> It sounds like Studio 54. Yeah. >> We got the funk. We got the funk. Yeah. We got the funk.
00:36:22
We got the funk. Yeah. That I don't like that. >> George Clinton. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It smells like George
00:36:27
Clinton. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It smells like Parliament. >> And the funkadella.
00:36:31
>> And the Yeah. Yeah. I don't like it. >> I love it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:35
>> Little bit of fun. A little bit of stank. Do what? You only like American
00:36:38
cheese? You only like like cheddar? You don't like any funk cheese? >> No. I don't like you know the the sweat
00:36:42
between Miles Davis's lips. Yeah, that I don't want that. >> Yeah, I don't want the sweat between the
00:36:54
lips. You know what I mean? >> So, is this guy that you're hanging out
00:36:56
with now, are you going to get him a Christmas gift? >> I don't know. Maybe.
00:37:00
>> She really likes him. >> Serious, huh? >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:37:03
>> So, you're going to get him a gift? >> Well, well, first of all, I thought you
00:37:05
were gay. >> Everyone thinks I'm gay. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I guess we're You're
00:37:11
not. >> Yeah. I have to call I thought cuz I went to Joshua Tree and she thought,
00:37:15
"Oh, you're going to have a lesbian gang bang with all your friends."
00:37:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm like, "No." >> Yeah, I didn't.
00:37:22
>> Okay. >> How many people went? >> Like four girls. >> Okay, Jules.
00:37:26
>> That does sound like a a Joshua tree. >> Yeah. >> They're like, "We're all piling the
00:37:30
Subaru. We're >> also didn't do hallucinogenics." >> What did you guys go out there to do?
00:37:35
>> Just >> they watch Stranger Things. >> I don't know. It was my birthday
00:37:39
weekend. We just went hiking. Sounds like a gang bang. >> No. >> Drinking.
00:37:44
>> Drinking. >> Drugs? >> No drugs. >> We eat nothing. >> No.
00:37:47
>> Do you don't do drugs ever? >> I don't really do well with
00:37:50
>> any of your Do your friends do drugs? >> No. >> That's good.
00:37:54
>> They're all like her. >> They're just chill. >> They chill. Here's the thing, Jules.
00:38:00
Since we raised you, we view I view you like you're in high school or you know
00:38:04
what I mean? So, let's stop that. >> I know >> the talk. >> What do you mean the talk? it. I don't
00:38:10
It's It's You're too young. >> He gets mad when I go out with friends.
00:38:14
>> When you s when when [ __ ] Mcome goes, "You know what? I was at an afterparty
00:38:19
at 4 in the morning. You know who I saw there?" I go, "Who?" Jules.
00:38:22
>> She's an adult. >> That's right. >> She can do whatever she wants. Exactly.
00:38:25
>> How old are you now? >> 24. >> Yeah. What the [ __ ] do I mean?
00:38:28
>> I know. Exactly. >> Bobby gets mad at me. >> I went to rehab. My first rehab. I was
00:38:32
14. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You're right. Yeah. >> She's 24 years old. She's a grown-up.
00:38:36
She can do whatever [ __ ] >> Well, you worry. You don't [ __ ] worry. I do.
00:38:40
>> Do you have her location? >> No. >> You don't worry enough.
00:38:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You should have her location if you really cared. Turn on your location. No.
00:38:46
>> Do it. >> Why? >> Kick her out of the house if she doesn't
00:38:49
turn on location. >> Yeah. Turn on your location >> cuz you got He wants to know where you
00:38:51
are at all times. He's worried. >> Does Kila have your location? >> Yeah.
00:38:55
>> Yeah. >> So then then I'm fine. I don't have to. >> Okay. But you'll ask her if you need to
00:39:00
know. >> Yeah. >> Phoenix was awesome. >> I want to move there.
00:39:02
>> Yeah. Great restaurants. >> I do. I want to move to Scottsdale. >> I do too.
00:39:07
>> Are you being serious? Yeah, I would move there. >> Let's move the show
00:39:09
>> to Scottsdale. >> I would love it. I I would love it. I can golf every day and really every day.
00:39:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'd be closer to my mom. >> True. >> Yeah. >> We'd be closer to everything.
00:39:21
>> Yeah. You want to go? >> It would make me so happy. >> I want to make you happy.
00:39:25
>> I want to make you happy. No. Yes. You What is this? Y'all having a moment.
00:39:37
It's mistletoe. Yeah, >> dude. >> All right. >> He rigged it.
00:39:43
>> You rigged it. >> It's bad luck if you don't do it. >> You have to
00:39:50
miss. It's Mr. >> Can I grab your head? >> No, no, no. Be on. >> Oh my god.
00:40:13
I didn't like that one bit. >> What's this Kill Bill thing? >> The whole bloody affair. It was a family
00:40:18
movie cuz we all love Kill Bill and I want to see one end and two >> and he edited it together.
00:40:22
>> I think there's some more footage. >> Extra back footage. I think that
00:40:26
>> it's going to move seamlessly between two movies though. >> That's the whole goal.
00:40:30
>> Wow. >> Yeah. I'm excited. >> I'm excited. I I've never seen anything
00:40:33
like it then. It's funny because when I saw them both, I've seen them both in
00:40:37
the order that obviously they were released, but I saw them so far apart. >> I want to see what it feels like when
00:40:43
I'm back to back. >> Which one do you like? Which one do you prefer? >> Two.
00:40:47
>> You do? >> I think two is a better movie. >> Wow. >> I mean, I think one is great. I just
00:40:51
think two is just a I don't know why. I think maybe nerd-wise, I think cinematically two is more rad.
00:40:59
>> Yeah, >> it looks >> Some of the fight scenes in one is so good though.
00:41:02
>> They are good. Like the bar, the go- go bar. Is that right? >> That's an incredible
00:41:06
>> just think two is I don't know why I like it so much. >> The fight scene between um Uma and um
00:41:13
>> I didn't move with her. What's her name? >> Viva Fox. >> Yeah, Vivica Fox.
00:41:16
>> So annoying when you think of her name. She's so famous. >> Yeah. And that that house scene with
00:41:22
Viva Fox, that fight is that's in the first one, right? Incredible. >> Fighting her while she's trying to like
00:41:27
temper her child and then just sitting and having coffee after. Well, they fight first and then they see the bus
00:41:32
drop her off. Yeah. And then pause. >> They start fighting and then they stop
00:41:36
and then they have coffee together which is [ __ ] awesome. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's a great movie. I just think
00:41:41
two I don't know. What's your vote? >> Two. >> Two. >> One.
00:41:44
>> One. >> Both ones. Yeah. >> I think one two. Yeah. Have you seen
00:41:47
them? >> Mhm. Yeah. >> Maybe watch them. >> I mean, they're both great. I don't know
00:41:50
why. I mean, you know, they're both awesome. >> I can't wait. Yeah.
00:41:54
>> Exciting, dude. >> It's pretty exciting. >> By the way, we went to the movie with uh
00:41:57
with my family over Thanksgiving. this is my favorite thing in the world, you know. Jokingly, my sister was like,
00:42:04
well, let's go see the um the Magician movie you're in. And I was like, I don't I don't really want to I
00:42:10
don't want to go to the theater with you guys and see that. I don't I don't want
00:42:12
to. And then my dad from the front of the house, he goes, >> I I got a movie.
00:42:21
>> I was like, what what do you want to see? Yeah. >> And he's like, Nermberg. I was like,
00:42:25
"We're not gonna go see the Nazi trials in Chicago. It's dark at 3:30, gray all
00:42:33
day. I don't want to go see the Nazi trials." He goes, "It's [ __ ]
00:42:36
history." I go, "I know." HE GOES, "IT'S IMPORTANT."
00:42:40
>> I WAS LIKE, "I know what happened." >> That's incredible.
00:42:43
>> And he was like, "What do you want to see?" Then we all decided to go see
00:42:47
Rental Family. And I'm not kidding. >> Masterpiece. >> I cried five times. Oh yeah.
00:42:55
>> Masterpiece. >> Five times. I cried five times. >> The best movies I've seen.
00:42:59
>> Did you see? I put it up on Instagram. I said, "This is one of the best movies I
00:43:02
think I've seen in [ __ ] years." >> I got to see that. >> It's so [ __ ] good.
00:43:06
>> It looks good. >> And I'm going to say something that sounds out of pocket.
00:43:09
>> Yeah. >> The Japanese people are the best. >> NO, THEY'RE NOT.
00:43:16
>> YES, THEY ARE. >> THEY'RE NOT, DUDE. >> THEY'RE NOT THE BEST.
00:43:19
>> THEY ARE. >> THEY OCCUPY CHINA, KOREA. THEY'RE THEY'RE OPPRESSORS.
00:43:23
>> KINGS. What about Filipinos? >> Yeah, right. They go to the Philippines.
00:43:28
>> What do they do to your people? >> They murdered. They killed everyone.
00:43:32
>> EVERYONE. >> JAPAN. >> YEAH. YEAH. NO. >> It's so good.
00:43:35
>> Yeah. Now you're seeing them in their >> No, they're not sorry.
00:43:39
>> We do bad things. >> Yeah. No, we never forgive, right? And never forget
00:43:44
>> the reason so good. And I'm going to This is Don't take this the wrong way.
00:43:49
World, >> the movie is so strong. I bet it is. >> Story-wise, structure-wise,
00:43:55
>> Brendan's a great actor, but he doesn't like he doesn't need to be. Do you know
00:44:00
what I'm saying? >> The movie is fantastic. So, it's not like he doesn't need to overact. He
00:44:05
doesn't need to like >> And does he? >> No. No. I'm saying his emoting is good.
00:44:09
It's just a lot of times in this kind of film, it's so emotion driven. You like
00:44:15
you see actors like overact the thing. >> He doesn't need to. He kind of stays
00:44:19
level and your heart I cried like a [ __ ] [ __ ] multiple times. >> So he does deliver.
00:44:25
>> He slam. It's a home run. >> Oscar >> unfortunately no because the it's not
00:44:30
getting enough attention. >> Don't you agree? I don't think anyone's
00:44:33
>> I mean on my TikTok it's every other I I know but that's that's internet driven
00:44:38
is not going to be the same as the business. The business is going to want something you know like why don't you do
00:44:42
the Predator Badlands? >> I don't want to. >> Yeah. It's like everything that I ever
00:44:48
say to watch, you haven't seen. >> That's not true. I've seen everything
00:44:51
that you you want me to see. >> Right. No. >> Nothing. >> Nothing.
00:44:56
>> That's right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Nothing. >> Stand my ground.
00:44:59
>> And it's because you don't trust my opinion on things. >> I trust your taste wholeheartedly. You
00:45:03
have phenomenal taste. >> No, I won't. >> Because I just wanted to see what I want
00:45:07
to see. >> I'm a very like I want to see this, right? This is what I want to see.
00:45:13
>> And my dad was mad for an entire week that we didn't go see. He cried.
00:45:16
>> Nerburgg >> and walked out being like, "You should have [ __ ] saw Nerburgg." Like he was.
00:45:20
>> But did he like rental? >> Loved. >> He loved it. The whole family, it's a
00:45:24
family movie. >> It's so [ __ ] good. And honestly, dude, Japanese, god damn, they're rad.
00:45:29
>> Would you say the Japanese currently do better films than uh Koreans? >> Koreans right now are leading the film
00:45:35
industry. >> Thank you. >> 100%. But that's just a fact. >> Yeah.
00:45:38
>> Well, that's not an arguable. That's a I think that's objective.
00:45:41
>> But best movies >> come out of Japan. Historically, they >> Yeah. The best directors. Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:48
>> But right now, Koreans, >> I mean, K-pop Demon Hunters, >> Korean dramas.
00:45:55
>> Yeah. >> Kdrama. Kdrama. >> Someone's in Now You Can See Me part
00:45:59
three. >> Who? Me? >> Yeah. Yeah. You >> I was in it. I think I'm in it for like
00:46:05
510 of a second. I think it's like a frame. >> That's not true. >> No, it's longer.
00:46:09
>> It's longer. >> You didn't see it? >> No, my parents did. And they told me it
00:46:14
was longer at the beginning. It wasn't just a scene at the beginning. >> I love your mom.
00:46:18
>> Yeah. >> They made me see Nerburgg. >> You saw it? >> Yeah.
00:46:21
>> How good? How good is it? >> I got in trouble for vaping in the theater by my dad.
00:46:25
>> Oh my god. Oh, your dad did it. >> No, I He got mad at me for vaping.
00:46:28
>> I thought he said the staff got you in trouble. You're like, "What is this?
00:46:31
Nazi Germany? I can't vape in the theater." >> What kind of Oh, so you still spend
00:46:36
wholesome time with your family? >> He just went back. >> Yeah, I went to
00:46:38
>> So nice. >> It was fun. >> Tell them about Texas. Who did you see?
00:46:41
>> I saw Tony. He him and Tony hung out. >> I saw Tony and Austin. >> When was the last time you guys hung
00:46:47
out? >> Last time I saw Tony was Benji's wedding like 2021. >> Yeah, it
00:46:52
>> was a while. But I saw >> What' you guys do? >> I just went to Mitsy's a couple times.
00:46:56
>> Oh, that's nice. >> Up with people there. >> It's fun though, right? Old friends.
00:46:59
>> What were you doing in Mity's? >> Just hanging out, smoking weed.
00:47:02
>> It's a late night bar. I got, you know why I really went is cuz Redband hit me
00:47:07
up and said there was a girl there that wanted to talk to me >> and >> I went and talked to her
00:47:11
>> and >> she drove me home >> and >> we made out >> and and
00:47:14
>> guava. >> Guava dick or no? >> Guava. >> No. No guava.
00:47:19
>> How did her dick taste? >> No, there's no guava. Nothing. >> Yeah.
00:47:22
>> No hookup. >> No, no hookup. >> Good boy. >> Yeah. And also cuz my mom was inside. I
00:47:27
was like, "Oh, you can't come in. It's loud. My dog will be a whole thing."
00:47:31
>> Why couldn't you go to her place? cuz she's staying with her brother in
00:47:34
Austin. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. So, yeah. >> Let him join. White.
00:47:39
>> White. Uh, no. Actually, not white. I think maybe kind of Indian. >> Oo. What's this?
00:47:46
>> Ho ho ho. Bad friends, Miss Jeopardy. The categories are movies, music,
00:47:56
history, and random >> Bad Friends. Miss >> Bad Friends Miss Jeopardy.
00:48:01
>> All right, let's see it. Here we go. You ready to play? >> I don't know how the game Jeopardy
00:48:06
plays. >> You just have to ask things in the form of a question. >> Okay. In the form of question.
00:48:10
>> Bobby starts. You can pick any number, but if you get it wrong, you're you go
00:48:13
down. That >> That's fine. I'm going to lose. You know that, right?
00:48:16
>> Okay. I'll have a um $100 movies, please. >> This is the name of Chvy Chase's
00:48:21
character in Christmas Vacation. >> [ __ ] Do I get to steal? >> Can you give me the last name of
00:48:29
>> No. >> No. Oh, that's the hardest part. >> I pass. >> Clark W. Griswald.
00:48:35
>> 100 points for Andrew. >> Negative 100 for Bobby >> and Jules.
00:48:41
>> Negative. >> Negative 100 for Jewels. Back to the Jeopardy board.
00:48:46
>> All right, >> Andrew. It's your board. >> Movies. Movies 200, please.
00:48:51
>> Movies 200. Kevin Mallister gets left behind in this classic. >> Home Alone. What is Home Alone?
00:48:57
>> What is Home Alone? >> That's it. I guess >> what is home alone?
00:49:04
>> Good job. Everybody gets that one. 200 points for everyone. >> This is not working.
00:49:08
>> Why? >> We got to do individual. Yeah, we we'll do buzz and individual. All right.
00:49:12
>> All right, Rudy, you're up. >> I'll do random. >> Random for how much?
00:49:15
>> Which dollar amount? >> Go high. Go big. >> 300. >> Random for 300. Santa Claus's wife is
00:49:21
the most underappreciated person in Christmas. This is her name. >> I don't know. I if you want to pass.
00:49:28
Bobby, >> who is Mrs. Claus? >> Who is Mrs. Claus? >> That is her name.
00:49:34
>> Good job, Bobby. >> So, we have to fake Buzz in. >> Yeah, >> I just tapped.
00:49:38
>> Don't tap the piano. >> Why? >> So, since we cleared that hard,
00:49:43
>> Bobby's in first. 300 to nothing to nothing. You mean I have I have I have
00:49:47
200. >> We cleared after we >> No. [ __ ] you. I'm not taking away my
00:49:50
[ __ ] points. He only And >> where's my buzzer? >> I only found one in the back.
00:49:54
>> Okay, I'll just tap this then. Okay, I'll tap to Santa. >> We're tied 200 to 200 and then negative
00:50:00
100 for jewels. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Is it my turn now? >> Yep.
00:50:03
>> All right. Um, history for 200. >> History for 200. Jesus was born in this
00:50:09
little town. >> I got it. >> Since he guessed. >> Oh, what what is the point of the
00:50:13
buzzers then? >> Oh, yeah. I guess >> I chose it. >> What is it?
00:50:17
>> What's the point of this? >> My turn. >> I don't fancy. Whose turn is it?
00:50:21
>> Bobby. >> Bobby. >> Yeah. Uh, where is Bethlham? You are correct.
00:50:27
>> I don't understand. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Good. >> You're just mad cuz I'm ahead. You're
00:50:32
going to get ahead. Okay. Ready? Go. History for 100. >> History for 100. This was the first song
00:50:38
broadcast in space. >> I pass. We are the world. What is We are the world.
00:50:47
>> We are the world is not right. Jules, do you want to have a chance to guess or do
00:50:49
you want to pass? >> What is Where is the love? No, it's jingle bells. This is Christmas.
00:50:57
>> [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] >> So, Jules is at -200. Andrew is at 100 and Bobb's at 300.
00:51:04
>> I still run the board. >> You still run the board. >> Thank you.
00:51:09
>> All right. Um, >> what am I at? >> You are at 100. >> What is he at?
00:51:14
>> He is at 300. >> Okay. >> I don't I don't get it. Are we not
00:51:20
buzzing in? >> No. I run the board and once I get it wrong, >> that's not what Jeopardy is. What the
00:51:25
[ __ ] are we talking about? That doesn't even make sense. >> Oh, >> no. You have to buzz in.
00:51:29
>> That's not Jeopardy. That's Jeopardy. >> Yeah, >> you buzz in.
00:51:32
>> Jeopardy, you buzz in. >> Yes. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> So, you pick the question.
00:51:35
>> I didn't know how I never seen it. >> [ __ ] you. >> All right. Ready?
00:51:39
>> Yeah. >> Um, music for 200, please. >> Music for 200. >> Santa's three reindeer. Whose name start
00:51:46
with D? >> Dasher. Um, oh, who is Dasher? Donner. Who is Dasher? Who is Donner? Who is
00:52:00
uh Dirk Digler? No. Who is Dasher? Who is Donner? I don't know. I don't know the third.
00:52:12
>> I don't know either. >> Three, two, it is Dasher, Dancer, and
00:52:17
>> Dancer. Oh, [ __ ] >> Dancer. I never remember Dancer. Random for 200. So, it is still Bobb's board.
00:52:24
>> Thank you. Random for 200. >> Random for 200. >> This famous ballet takes place over
00:52:30
Christmas. >> What is the Nutcracker? >> Correct. The Nutcracker. >> Let's go.
00:52:34
>> He's fast. >> So, Andrew is up to 100 points now. >> Cool. All right.
00:52:40
>> No, you're up to >> 400. >> Yeah. Here we go. >> Ready? Go.
00:52:45
>> All right. I want to take random for 400. Random for 400. >> Yeah.
00:52:49
>> The meal Japanese people have for Christmas dinner. >> Who got that?
00:52:55
>> What? >> Oh, I did not mean to buzz. >> Oh, >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:53:01
>> You have to answer. >> Uh um. What is duck? >> Does anyone else want to give a chance
00:53:13
at it? >> What is omacasa? >> Does anyone else want to give a chance
00:53:16
to guess it? No, I don't know. >> That's why Jules cuz these guys lost 400
00:53:20
points. It's KFC. >> Ah, that's right. So, I'm down to zero. He's down. He's
00:53:25
>> down to negative 100. >> All right. >> Oh, if you guess that
00:53:30
>> to200. Yeah, >> Jeopardy. They take your money away. >> So, it's it's a pretty close game still.
00:53:35
>> Okay. All right. It's Who's board? >> Uh, we'll give it to Jules.
00:53:39
>> Uh, movies for 300. >> Movies for 300. This man plays a lead in 1946 classic.
00:53:48
It's one >> I got it. >> Yep. >> Who is Jimmy Stewart? >> That is correct. Jimmy Stewart.
00:53:55
>> Can you be careful with the piano? That's mine. >> Okay. I'm sorry.
00:53:57
>> We'll lift the mic off of the [ __ ] >> All right. I apologize.
00:54:00
>> No. Thanks, man. >> Sorry, man. >> It's Bobby's board once again.
00:54:10
>> Okay, hold on. >> Yeah, we'll get it. YOU'RE ACTING really weird right now,
00:54:16
dude. >> You when you get competitive, there's something goes on in your eyes. You mean
00:54:24
there's stuff going on. I don't like it. >> You have stuff going on in your eyes.
00:54:27
>> Okay. All right. All right. Movies for what? 400. >> 400. >> Yeah. Go ahead.
00:54:32
>> The highest grossing Christmas movie of all time. Bobby, >> what is it? It's a Wonderful Life.
00:54:37
>> That's incorrect. Anyone else want to try >> Home Alone? Uh yeah. What is Home Alone?
00:54:45
>> What is The Grinch 2018? 400 for everyone. >> Wow. >> So Jules is at -600.
00:54:56
>> Andrew's at -400. Bobby is at >> Nice. >> Bobby, >> I'm still running it.
00:55:05
>> It's Bobb's board. All right. >> Movie is all done. >> Okay. Um, music for 300.
00:55:11
>> Innercope Records 1987 Christmas compilation, A Very Special Christmas,
00:55:15
had its proceeds donated to this charity. >> What is AIDS? >> No. Does anyone else want to guess?
00:55:22
>> What is AIDS? >> I've been asking that question since 1988. Like, what is it?
00:55:28
>> I don't know. I'm not going to guess. >> As soon as I heard Wham's first song
00:55:32
hit, I didn't know what it was. >> What is it? >> The Special Olympics. A special
00:55:37
Christmas. >> All right. Music for 400. Music for 400. >> For 400. This 1980s Christmas song is a
00:55:44
rare example of a holiday song that uses the fs slur. Popular 1980s Christmas song.
00:55:53
>> I mean, it's going to be my new favorite, whatever it is. >> Yeah,
00:55:58
it's definitely an aid song. >> When did Philadelphia come out? >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't really know. Teens
00:56:07
Christmas song. I'm not going to I don't know. >> Pass on this. >> Pass. It is Fairy Tale of New York by
00:56:13
the Poges. >> Love the Poges. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> All right. Music uh 300.
00:56:17
>> Music 300 is 100 is the only one that's open. >> Then that >> What is the highest selling Christmas
00:56:22
song of all? >> Go ahead. >> What is Mariah Care's? >> You got correct. Anyone else want to
00:56:31
guess? >> What? >> What's the highest selling Christmas song? One of the highest selling songs
00:56:35
of all time as well as being the number one Christmas song by all. >> Can I Can I just take the song or No.
00:56:42
>> Yeah. >> Go ahead. >> I can't do it. >> I don't know
00:56:45
>> enough for sure. >> Do it. >> It's only 100. You're not going to lose
00:56:49
much by guessing. >> Am I still on top? >> Technically, yes. >> Yeah. Okay.
00:56:54
>> I don't know the song, but can I sing it? >> Yeah. >> Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
00:56:59
>> Incorrect. >> I'm not going to guess. [ __ ] you. It is Bing Crosby's White Christmas.
00:57:06
>> I knew it was Bing Crosby. >> Who sings chestnuts? >> Matt King Cole.
00:57:10
>> Okay. >> All right. How many musics are left? >> No more music. We have history for three
00:57:16
and four and >> history for three. >> History for three. >> George Washington was busy doing this on
00:57:22
December 25th, 1776. >> Making >> he was crossing the PTOAC. >> I don't know.
00:57:28
>> He was crossing the Delaware. >> I meant the Delaware. I don't know why I
00:57:31
said the PTOAC. So currently we are sitting at Jules with negative,000, Andrew with 700 and Bobby in the lead
00:57:41
with negative 100. No >> or no negative 300. >> 300. Yeah. >> Okay.
00:57:46
>> So you have history for 400 and random for 100 left. >> History for four. Let's do it.
00:57:52
>> St. Nicholas was born in this modernday country. >> Go ahead. Germany. What is Germany? That
00:58:01
is incorrect. Does anyone else want to try to guess? >> I might as well. >> Yeah,
00:58:06
>> he's so far behind. >> Yeah, it doesn't matter. >> Uh, what is Denmark?
00:58:11
>> Ooh, that's good. >> I don't think so. >> I don't know.
00:58:16
>> Why? Why'd you say you don't think so? >> I don't know much about Europe, but it's
00:58:19
Turkey. Turkeyy's different from >> Holy [ __ ] Do you think Denmark and
00:58:23
Turkey are the same place? >> They're completely different. >> Turkey by Istanbul.
00:58:28
>> Istanbul is in Turkey. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's running the
00:58:31
game. >> Yeah. >> All right, let's go. One more. >> One more left.
00:58:35
>> This is for everything. You get this, you win. >> But you can still do Final Jeopardy.
00:58:38
>> Oh, okay. >> You can. >> All right, whatever. Well, we all just
00:58:40
took a loss on that. >> Yeah. >> Frosty the snowman's pipe is made from
00:58:45
this >> corn. What is corn cob? >> No, that is correct. What is corn cob?
00:58:50
>> That's 100. >> He is at >> Well, we both just got 400 wrong again.
00:58:56
>> I know. >> He's at negative a,000. Jules is at negative a,000 and Bobby is at
00:59:01
>> he's 600gative 678 >> 900. All right. So >> wait a second. If Jules hadn't guessed
00:59:10
anything, she would win with zero. >> That's funny. >> Final Jeopardy. The topic is Christmas
00:59:17
music for Latin lovers. >> God, why did we make him do this? >> The question is, what is Fancy Bee's
00:59:24
favorite Christmas song? Now he died. >> No, she got it. >> Jules won.
00:59:33
>> Jules won. Why are you mad now? >> What is Feliz Na'vi? >> She didn't [ __ ] know how to play
00:59:42
this. Nothing she gave. >> All right, man. >> It's [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:59:47
>> Did you already know the Feliz Na'viad? No. >> Yeah. >> No, but it makes sense.
00:59:52
>> Yeah, it's [ __ ] >> It's not. >> Yeah. God damn it, dude.
00:59:57
>> What do you want for Christmas? Let's Let's say I'm Santa. What do you want
01:00:00
for Christmas this year? >> Oh, boy. >> What do you want for Christmas, Jules?
01:00:05
>> Um, hand mittens. Like a >> hand mittens. >> Yeah, like a cute one.
01:00:11
>> You want mittens? >> Yeah. >> It's 75° today. >> Yeah, but it's cute.
01:00:16
>> All right. >> I want two new bits. Anyone can write it for me for my special. I just need two
01:00:23
more bits. I'll give you two more bits. >> Okay. >> I got stuff for you
01:00:27
>> that that's in my voice. >> You know, a lot of comics are like, I
01:00:31
got a B for sale. You're right. It's like I wouldn't say that. >> You would say something like, um,
01:00:36
>> okay, here we go. What would you want for Christmas? >> You know what I really want for
01:00:40
Christmas? >> What? >> I want to be I want to spend just one more minute of time with my good buddy,
01:00:48
the Big C, who's not around anymore. He's not on the show. He's back east.
01:00:53
And I miss him. >> Oh, the big sea. >> The big sea. >> I think you know what? Can I change my
01:00:59
Christmas? >> Yeah. >> I want to You know what? I want to exchange auras
01:01:07
with him. >> I I like >> And the only way you can exchange auras with somebody
01:01:11
>> is to be with them constantly. >> And we should be with him. >> Yeah.
01:01:14
>> Who's Big C? >> Okay. >> He He replaced Fancy B >> just for one episode.
01:01:19
>> Is this my Christmas wish coming true? >> Yep, it is. Oh my god. >> Yeah.
01:01:27
>> Sorry that. >> Okay. >> THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. >> Big C. Big C, do you miss us?
01:01:35
>> Yes, a lot. >> Yeah, we had some good times, huh? >> Yeah, we had a lot of time. I'm happy to
01:01:41
to see you, Bobby. >> Yeah. Maybe turn down a little bit. >> Don't turn the camera around. Andrew
01:01:49
Andrew kind of hates me. Who who do you like looking at better? Me or Andrew? >> Both of you.
01:01:57
>> But if you had to if you had to choose. >> If I had to choose. >> Yeah.
01:02:02
>> It's kind of difficult right now. >> Why? Because Andrew's holding the phone.
01:02:07
>> Yes. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Come on, Andrew. I I like you.
01:02:16
>> But you prefer me, right? >> Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Don't Don't feel bad, Andrew. I'm just
01:02:25
I'm just playing. >> I don't [ __ ] care. >> See how he treats you?
01:02:34
>> Nope. >> What? >> Sometimes. >> What? What did you say?
01:02:39
>> Exactly. >> I mean, that's what you said, right? That's what you said, right?
01:02:43
>> I said what? >> What? What? >> What did you say? Is this who's on
01:02:50
first? >> What the [ __ ] are you guys doing? >> I mean, I don't know.
01:02:54
>> If that's how you feel No, what I'm saying is if that's how you feel, then
01:02:59
that's what it is. >> No, no, no. >> No, either. I I know either.
01:03:05
>> Either way. Either way, we're good. >> Let's Let's change topic.
01:03:09
>> No, I don't want to. I want to finish this. Like, why'd you say what you said?
01:03:14
>> What did I say? Can you repeat what I said? I can't remember. I mean, you're
01:03:18
the one that said it, >> but I can't remember. >> Okay. Well, let's move on then.
01:03:24
>> But but I disagree. >> Okay. And that's [ __ ] up. >> Okay.
01:03:28
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Merry Christmas to >> Merry Christmas, dude.
01:03:36
>> Merry Christmas, dude. >> What did you wish for for Christmas? >> Well, I already got it for myself.
01:03:43
>> Oh, wow. Very cool. >> That's great. You know, it makes me looks good look good. But everyone
01:03:51
watching can look even better if they go to bad friends.com. >> God, I love this guy.
01:04:02
>> Can I say a few a few things? >> Yeah, go ahead. >> The episode that we did.
01:04:07
>> Yeah. Tell Well, have you are are people recognizing you from the episode?
01:04:12
>> Uh, a few did. >> Who? like from work >> from like past work uh places and blah
01:04:21
blah blah. So I I want I wanted to say because to grow you have to like uh what else?
01:04:33
>> I I have no idea. You do >> to grow to grow as a human. >> Are you a gardener? What's going on
01:04:39
here, dude? >> No, no, NO, NO. TO GROW AS a human, you have to like uh I keep like I I keep
01:04:48
>> Hey brother, let's go ahead and write it down first and then read it off.
01:04:52
>> Breathe. Calm down, dude. >> Calm down. >> I mean, I don't know if I should because
01:04:56
you are not going to like it kind of. >> What is it? >> Throw it out there. Remember we talked
01:05:01
about taking risks? >> Take risks, >> dude. I mean, to grow as a human, you
01:05:07
need to kind of like admit your your faults. And reading the comments of the episode that we did
01:05:17
together, I see a few people saying like, "Oh, I don't like, you know, his voice." And
01:05:25
and I have to say that, you know, my voice is not everyone's everybody's cup
01:05:31
of tea. But to be honest, I never had boys flavored tea before, so I don't know how
01:05:37
it tastes like. >> I knew it was going to be a joke. I knew he I knew I thought he was going to be
01:05:42
sentimental, >> right? Right. >> And I was about to [ __ ] be like, "You
01:05:45
know what? >> Don't read the comments cuz you're the shit." And [ __ ] that, Big C. You're the
01:05:49
man. And then he did a joke. >> I don't even get it. Can you explain it
01:05:53
to me? >> Yeah. He said, uh, >> from the beginning. >> Now I know how you FEEL WHEN I TALK.
01:05:59
>> YEAH. YEAH. It's frustrating. He said, "I know my voice isn't everyone's cup of
01:06:04
tea." >> Yeah. >> But I would know because I've never had voice flavored tea
01:06:09
>> before. Oh, before. Sorry. Before is the land. That's the [ __ ] kicker I
01:06:15
>> I'm willing to cry now because people are, you know, talking about it.
01:06:20
And you know, it takes like a whole amen, you know, to admit your mistakes. That's something that Andrew doesn't do.
01:06:28
So try to, you know, be better. >> Yeah. >> Next time. >> Like Andrew needs to be more humble,
01:06:35
right? >> Yes. >> It's all ego, is it not? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:43
Yeah. Yeah. >> He's a He's a cool guy. I'm I'm just messing with him.
01:06:46
>> Okay. >> You're never coming back. >> Please. >> Yeah. Yeah. Now, since we last saw you,
01:06:54
have you been Have you had some sexual relations with a woman? This guy. No. >> He this guy, dude.
01:07:05
>> You said this guy. >> No, you are my favorite. Sorry about that. >> Yeah.
01:07:10
>> God, he can't even stand on his ground. >> I know, dude. >> This guy.
01:07:15
>> No, Bobby, you're my favorite. >> I need to say that to Andrew. Not to
01:07:19
you, Bobby. >> Yeah, >> it was a slip up. >> Thank you. I I forgive you. I love you,
01:07:26
bud. Yeah. >> I love you, too. >> Yeah. He's your best friend. >> I got I have a gift for you for
01:07:32
Christmas. >> For me? >> Yeah. >> For me? >> Yeah. >> It should be What time is it right now?
01:07:38
>> It is. >> It's 6 9 10. >> Okay. >> 11. >> So, 10 o'clock.
01:07:44
>> 10 o'clock. >> From the pitch. >> Yeah. 10 o'clock. Uh 10 o'clock p.m.
01:07:48
your time. There should be a gift coming to your door. >> You did. You did.
01:07:52
>> You don't even know where I live. Good luck with us. >> What do you mean, Carlos? Carlos gave me
01:07:56
your address. Yeah. >> Yeah, I have it. >> We have it. >> Yeah, we do.
01:07:59
>> I need for real. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> We had to book your flight.
01:08:02
>> Yeah. Needed. >> You got to go outside, though. >> Oh, yes. I gave him my info.
01:08:07
>> Yeah. You got to go outside and wait in front of the house and you'll see a
01:08:11
white van. >> Go inside it. >> You got to go inside the white van. >> What?
01:08:16
>> It's too cold. It's too cold to go outside. >> Trust me, the ICE agents will come
01:08:21
inside your house. Now we we we have the heater going full volume. >> Yeah.
01:08:27
>> Oh, you'll melt the ice agents. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, we come from a tropical
01:08:32
country. >> They don't want to go in the house. >> We'll get them up. Get them out. Big C.
01:08:38
We miss you, buddy. We really do love having you around. We think next year you're going to come back on the show.
01:08:42
Yeah. I think the fans want you back. >> They want you back. >> I mean, 50% want me back.
01:08:48
>> Who gives a >> Who gives a [ __ ] >> We We love you. We love you.
01:08:54
>> I love you. >> We hope you have a wonderful holiday and I think you're the best, Big C. And
01:08:59
we're going to get the boys to hopefully get you back out here first quarter next
01:09:02
year. >> Um >> and and uh we love you and we want you want to tell the audience have a happy
01:09:11
holidays and thank you for being a bad friend. Will you do that? >> Yes. >> Okay.
01:09:16
>> How's your How should I call the audience, the people watching? your
01:09:21
call. You're It's on you. It's on you, baby. You do it. >> To everyone watching and the 50% that
01:09:28
actually likes me, have a nice holiday. And >> and the phrase that we say at the end of
01:09:36
every episode, thank you for being a best friend or >> That's it. That's it.
01:09:43
>> Amigo, >> we love you, buddy. Bye, Big C. Say bye, everyone. Say bye to Big C.
01:09:47
>> Bye. Gift time. Time for gifts. Thank you, Mone. Why do I have a pen? And I'll open the gifts. Okay, hold on.
01:10:04
Thank you, Mone. >> Mad Libs. >> Mad Libs. Happy Quanza Mad Libs. >> Very cool.
01:10:13
>> Joki gifts. >> Mine is Hanukkah Mad Libs. Yeah, cuz I'm Jewish. Yeah,
01:10:18
>> everybody knows. >> Really funny. We're not even going to air this. It's [ __ ]
01:10:21
>> Holiday spirit. >> No. No. It's [ __ ] >> This is very nice. Thank you.
01:10:25
>> It's not. >> It's not. >> It's not. You don't like it?
01:10:28
>> It's for a laugh, >> right? We're never I'm going to leave it
01:10:31
here in the studio. >> What? I'm going to take it home. >> No, you're not.
01:10:37
>> Thank you. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. And merry Christmas.
01:10:47
Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo.