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You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> Oh, you two or something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> Welcome to Bad France.
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It's wonderful to see you there.
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>> I'm Jack Skellington. What's this?
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What's this? There's comets everywhere.
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What's this? What's this? Tony Hinsk
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everywhere.
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Hello there, Grinch. I'm Jack
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Skellington. Hello, Skellington.
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>> Hello.
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>> How are you?
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>> I am at Bony Tills.
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>> And who the funk is that?
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>> Lulu.
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>> Lulu.
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>> Who's Lulu?
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>> Who's Lulu?
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>> Who are you referring to?
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>> Me.
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>> Who's Lulu?
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>> Me.
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>> Are you Lulu Boo Boo?
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>> Ah, you bought me a Lab BOOOO FOR
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CHRISTMAS.
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>> THERE IS. THERE'S A LAB BOOOO. An
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expensive one. I'm Jack Skellington.
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I imagine this Laboo was a little bit
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cheaper because it's a Filipino Laboo.
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>> Yeah, a jungle Lubu.
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>> A jungle boooo.
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>> Yes. Happy holidays TO ALL. I'M JACK
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SKELLINGTON.
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>> HELLO.
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>> HELLO.
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>> HELLO.
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>> Welcome to the Bad Friends Show.
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>> HEY.
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>> HELLO.
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>> Do you want to play a Christmas song? I
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don't. Well, we can make one up.
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>> Let's make a Christmas song.
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>> What kind of snow is this?
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>> Cancer.
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>> It's crack.
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>> By the way, this is obviously so
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cancerous.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I mean, we're going to breathe this in.
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We're all going to have This is
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asbestous. Live asbestous.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Sing me a song.
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Got to turn it on.
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Christmas time for you.
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It's Christmas
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time for you.
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>> No.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. You got to be silent with
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the red nose and the reeer.
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You got to have pumpkin spice and all
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the glory
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as you did.
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You know, you get it. You mean the human
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spirit's alive.
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this Christmas.
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Right.
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Duality.
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Duality
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and expectations.
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What? What are you doing, dude? Cowbell.
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>> How do you not know how to do a cowbell?
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There it is.
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>> Your turn.
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Christmas time
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is for giving
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and receiving, but mostly giving.
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>> Mostly receiving for me.
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>> I know.
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>> Yeah. And taking and stealing
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>> and looting.
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>> So please,
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>> please don't be
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biased,
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>> right?
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>> Just try us. Try
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and don't be
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>> pious
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Mary to merry
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>> too.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And don't be
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trying
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trying
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>> trying.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Wow.
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>> Wow. Really?
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>> Is it nice?
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>> Will you sing a song? Play the rhythm so
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she'll sing.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Ready?
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Be good.
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Eggnog.
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Don't be on the naughty list.
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I love
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Christmas.
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Yeah.
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>> Wow. Good. It's a hit. It's a hit.
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>> It's a hit.
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>> It's a hit.
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>> It's a hit.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's a hit.
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>> It's a hit.
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>> Welcome back to Bad Friend. Merry
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>> Marry Quanza. Quanza as well.
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>> And all of them.
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>> Yeah, marry all of them,
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>> dude. Let's marry I mean what? We got
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the Buddhists. What do they do?
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>> Yeah. What do the Buddhists do for
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Christmas?
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>> Well, you know, they're eating rice for
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sure. And they're lighting candles.
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>> Christmas rice.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. They're also doing um
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>> I'll tell you what I love about
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Christmas. It's a white Christmas.
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I'm the racist Grinch.
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>> I'm racist as well.
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I'm Jack and I'm racist.
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Look at my white face, but my black
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body,
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which means
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>> best of both worlds.
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>> I'm half.
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>> Merry Christmas.
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>> I can't do the mask.
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>> It's too hot.
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>> I can't breathe.
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>> It's far too hot. So, um, what did you
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do for Thanksgiving? What did you do? I
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went to the BA's house.
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>> Oh, you did go to Michael [ __ ] Ba's
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house.
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>> Yeah,
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>> you texted me.
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>> I did.
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>> Okay,
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>> that's insane.
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>> Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I don't know if
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it was insane.
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>> It's crazy. You went to Michael Ba's
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house for Thanksgiving.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, but it
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>> Hollywood.
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>> I'll tell you what I didn't do.
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>> What didn't you do?
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>> You know, you know, I didn't laugh.
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>> No photos of you like that. We didn't
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take any photos. No, I um I went there
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because the remember the previous year I
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said you bailed.
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>> I bailed.
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>> That's right.
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>> Out of fear. And then they then they we
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facetimed Jules
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>> from Michael Ba's house.
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>> Yeah. Cuz they wanted to talk to Jules.
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>> Yeah. But I was out.
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>> She was out. You didn't pick up.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And then um it was a little
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awkward because it was I didn't I
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thought it was going to be like a lots
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of people,
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>> but it was like pretty intimate. It
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>> was just you guys. It was me, Michael,
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um his fiance,
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um and then um his mom.
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>> Michael Ba's mom.
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>> Yeah. And she was super sweet.
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>> Was there an explosion at dinner?
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>> Did anything?
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>> But then I saw Bumblebee.
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>> Did you borrow his shirt?
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>> What?
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>> Did you borrow his shirt?
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>> What shirt?
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>> Bumblebee.
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>> Oh, cuz it's yellow.
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>> It looks good. Looks like a Bumblebee
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shirt.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what he had
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though? There he, you know, he has like
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a little museum down there in his, you
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know, bottom floor. And he had the You
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ever see The Rock?
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>> The movie The Rock? Yeah. One of my
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favorites.
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>> He directed it, right? Yeah. He has that
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cylinder with the little balls in it.
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>> No way.
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>> Yeah. And I I held it.
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>> Did you want to steal something?
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>> Yeah. There was like all those like
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little knickknacks.
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>> Wow.
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>> Like a full-blown Tina. Yeah. That
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>> he has that in his house.
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>> Wow.
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>> It's the original. And then he also has
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um like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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costumes and all this stuff.
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>> Did you put one on?
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>> No. No. No.
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>> I would. What what Ninja Turtle would
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you be?
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>> Uh, Michelangelo.
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>> Definitely.
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>> I'm Raphael.
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>> Yeah, I know. You're definitely Raphael.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And you you guys thought I was going to
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be the rat, huh?
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>> What's his name?
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>> Splinter.
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>> Splinter. I'm not Splinter.
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>> That's Splinter.
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>> I want to be the orange one.
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>> There's an orange.
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>> That's That's Leonardo.
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>> No, that's Michelangelo.
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>> I'm Michelangelo.
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>> Kabanga, dude.
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>> Yeah, dude. Kobanga, dude.
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>> And I'm Raphael. I'm tortured.
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>> Yeah. What are you?
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>> Donatello for sure.
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>> Donatello. Donatello has a sigh, right?
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He's purple.
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>> Yeah, Donatello.
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>> That's 100% Bob.
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>> Raphael, right?
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>> You're I'm Raphael.
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>> Oh, you're Raphael. I have the size. My
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bad.
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>> That's her. That's Donatello.
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>> Donatello. What else is there? And then
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he goes um
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>> after dinner. I It was a great dinner,
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too. But it was like awkward because
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there's a couple of guys there. I think
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they're arms dealers. I don't know. the
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they're just strange guys in like
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turtlenecks and like you know they're I
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don't know if they're Persian. I don't
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know what they are and they don't talk
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much.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know who they
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were. And then afterwards he goes um
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let's watch a movie.
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>> Don't tell me he put on one of his own
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movies.
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>> No. That would have been so funny.
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>> No, we watched Running Man.
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>> It's a great movie
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>> in his theater.
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>> Yes. You sent me a picture photo of the
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theater. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> It's huge.
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>> Huge.
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>> How cool.
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>> He's a full-blown movie theater there.
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>> Wow. And then they wanted us to come
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over Saturday to watch a movie, but you
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were not available.
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>> You went back?
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>> No, but they want they want to watch a
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movie with Jules.
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>> And they invited you. I I have the
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invite, but you were out of town.
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>> You have my invite.
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>> Well, they go,
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>> "Why don't I have my invite?"
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>> What do they go? Is Andrew in I thought
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you were in Chicago.
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>> No, I was here the whole time.
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>> [ __ ] Really? You could have gone?
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>> No, I was in Chicago.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. You would have never gone?
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>> I would have gone with you to Michael
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Bay's house.
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>> Yeah. Yeah,
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>> for sure.
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>> Oh,
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>> you would have
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>> fought her for the pod.
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>> Yeah, fodder for the pod.
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>> I would have gone. I mean, Michael was
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very nice when I met him.
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>> Yeah, he's Yeah.
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>> I mean, you know, was it strange at some
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point? Like when you wanted to leave,
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were you like
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>> I want to leave as soon as I got in the
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house.
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>> Because it's not my I'm I realize that
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I'm It's I'm just not a social person.
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>> You're not.
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>> Yeah. I'm not like I don't do these
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things.
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>> No.
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>> I'm not good at it.
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>> Well, you're Well, there was food.
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>> So, I eat the food
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>> and then you're [ __ ]
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>> I'm out.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. But then I wandered around and
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then you know in his backyard there's
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deer.
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>> What?
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>> Yeah. But if you like if you go to like
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Bill's house.
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>> You've been to Bill Mar's house?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Wow.
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>> And it's you know what these guys do is
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they'll buy like six houses.
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>> Mhm.
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>> And they'll just you connect them all
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and it's a compound.
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>> Oh yeah.
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>> It's like one of those field. It's like
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vast.
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>> That's cool.
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>> One day you and I will have a compound.
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>> I don't think so.
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>> Together maybe. What I'm say? No, not
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individually, but like, you know what I
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mean? I'll get this house. There's like
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three or four buildings. You get the far
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house. Whatever house you want.
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>> You know what I mean? And then in the
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buildings, maybe this one will live
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there. Maybe the kids here. Yeah. Yeah.
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No, thank you.
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>> We want a house.
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>> And then there's there's a golf cart.
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>> Oh, the golf cart to go from house to
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house.
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>> House to house.
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>> I love this.
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>> This is like the secret of Mormon wives.
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>> What do you think?
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>> I love that [ __ ]
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>> Yeah,
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>> you do.
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>> It's so good.
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>> I heard about it for the first time last
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night. What?
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>> The secret lives of Mormon wives. This
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is what it's like. They don't they all
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live like right near each other?
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>> Yeah, they're all in Provo, Utah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> The area.
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>> Well, tell me about the secret lives.
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>> I don't know what's their biggest
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secret.
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>> Because they're Mormon, their secrets
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aren't a big deal to us. Like, they just
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kissed each other's husbands.
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>> They're like, "One time I drank Coke."
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>> It's exactly. And everyone's like,
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>> "Yeah,
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>> I celebrate my birthday."
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>> Miranda, I did. You [ __ ]
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>> I know.
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>> They do coffee enemas.
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>> They do coffee enemas.
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>> What is that? If they put coffee in your
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ass,
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>> do people are addicted to that [ __ ]
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>> Well, I mean, I love coffee. I
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>> I do imagine it would be good in my ass.
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>> No, I What? A Strange Addiction. There's
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a show that And there's a there's a
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couple that do it every hour and it's
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getting out of hand.
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>> You think so?
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>> What?
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>> It's getting out of hand.
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>> Yeah.
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>> They shove coffee in their
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>> first couple months you're like, "All
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right, I'll let it slide." But every
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hour for like 6 months, it's out of
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hand. So because they don't drink
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coffee, they can put it in their ass. Is
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that the loophole? That's like Catholics
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with anal.
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>> But what's the point?
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>> Cuz then you don't drink it and God's
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not mad at you, but you put it in your
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butt and it's fine.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Do you get high?
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>> No, you get like the same pickup.
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>> You must get a buzz.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Starbucks.
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>> It's like a Starbucks butt high.
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>> Starbucks.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Welcome to Starbucks. Bend over.
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>> Oh, you I've done wheatgrass animas.
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>> What? You put wheatrass in your ass,
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>> dude? You don't know the story? wheat
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grass ass
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>> when I was doing when I was detoxing off
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of um Vicodin and all the all my opiates
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and then I and then Abby brought me to
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that wheat grass farm.
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>> I remember.
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>> Yeah. For like a month.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then I woke up one day I was like
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going through detox and I I woke up in
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the bathroom with a [ __ ] green juice
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all over the bathtub bathroom the floor
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with a tube in my ass and I was shaking.
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I was trying to do my own wheat grass
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enema.
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>> You were doing your own?
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>> Yeah. But they but that they have the
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you know what I mean the apparatus and
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all the stuff and they teach you how to
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do it.
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>> But so this is a normal thing to put
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wheat grass up there or this was your
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solution?
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>> Maybe I improvised it.
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>> I think it's yours.
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>> Yeah. I think I found a garden hose,
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>> right?
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>> That just sounds like a bit. Someone's
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like, you know what I did? I made Bobby
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Lee put wheat grass ass.
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>> But look up wheatrass enemas. Yeah, it's
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a thing.
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>> That's I've never heard of that in my
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entire life.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Wheatrass enema.
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>> Yeah, it's a thumbs up.
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>> Yeah, it's a whole thing. benefits.
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>> There's good benefits to it.
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>> I'll tell you what, probably just as
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beneficial to drink it than to put it up
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your butt.
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>> Yeah. But I think it helps with colon
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cancer, maybe.
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>> Oh.
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>> Helps loosen stool, obviously.
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>> Yeah. Let the stool green.
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>> It dies it green.
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>> Dies green.
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>> That's all it does.
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>> It's like the river on St. Patty's Day
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in Chicago.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> This is not a new issue. Thousands of
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years ago, people were taught how to
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purify the body with a live raw vegan
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diet and enemas. So, people have been
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doing this for a long time.
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>> Yeah. The ancient e uh essence sect of
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Judaism understood that fasting and
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colon cleansing helped clear negativity
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and toxins out of the physical body so
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the mind could be quieted and the spirit
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renewed.
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>> Yeah, dude. We should do it on the show.
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>> I guess if the Jews have been doing it
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for thousands of years, huh?
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>> I gave Bur Chrysler one.
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>> You gave him an enema?
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>> A a B coffee one? I believe
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>> you gave me a Tic Tac one.
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>> Yeah, I did. I put I put a Tic Tac in
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his butthole.
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>> Some say that's still up there.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, we have to cut that.
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>> Yeah, we did have to cut you doing that.
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You putting a Tic Tac in his ass. We
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couldn't air that.
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>> I mean, it's funny.
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>> Was it an orange or a white one?
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>> I think it was white.
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>> Yeah. Good. Cuz the white The orange
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ones I chew too fast.
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>> The orange ones you chew.
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>> It's candy.
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>> Yeah.
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>> There. Nobody [ __ ] sucks on an orange
00:13:46
Tic Tac. You just eat the whole thing.
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>> You chew the [ __ ] the whole Yeah. In
00:13:50
your mouth,
00:13:51
>> dude. I got into a car back from the
00:13:52
airport and the guy, you know how
00:13:53
sometimes they have like mints and water
00:13:55
and stuff? This guy had Hi-Chew. I love
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Hi-Chew.
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>> I love I suck on Hi-Chew.
00:13:59
>> I told him, I go, I'm going to eat this
00:14:00
whole thing.
00:14:01
>> You chew on them, I'm going suck on
00:14:01
them.
00:14:02
>> Both. I suck. How long do you suck for?
00:14:05
>> I'm a pretty good sucker, dude.
00:14:06
>> I suck hard.
00:14:07
>> You suck way hard.
00:14:08
>> Yeah, too hard almost.
00:14:09
>> Hi-Chew is so good.
00:14:10
>> Hi Chichchu is the best, dude.
00:14:12
>> So I told him, I said, "I'm gonna eat
00:14:13
all these HC." He's like, "That's all
00:14:14
right. That's what they're there for, to
00:14:15
eat the Hi-Chew."
00:14:17
>> I love He was such a nice guy.
00:14:18
>> And you know what the Asian candies are
00:14:21
doing now?
00:14:21
>> What? They start putting like other
00:14:23
things in it like a little, you know how
00:14:26
you suck on an Asian candy and then
00:14:28
there's like a little mochi or something
00:14:30
in your mouth like a random bit.
00:14:32
>> Yeah.
00:14:32
>> That they stick in there. It's I like
00:14:34
it's a little delight.
00:14:35
>> It's a little treat. It's a little
00:14:36
surprise.
00:14:36
>> It's like thank you. It's like thank
00:14:37
you. Like like little things like that.
00:14:39
>> Mochi rice, mochi fruit cake. Uh dauku
00:14:42
dessert.
00:14:43
>> Yeah. The is really
00:14:45
>> And then do you go to get Asian chips?
00:14:48
Like it'll be lays but they'll have
00:14:50
different flavors. Oh, I like the
00:14:51
foreign flavors.
00:14:52
>> Yeah. Like Yeah.
00:14:53
>> The the Asian one I had I think I had
00:14:55
Dachund was a Chinese chip.
00:14:58
>> Dachshund.
00:14:58
>> Yeah, Dachshund or Wyon. I don't
00:15:01
remember which one it was.
00:15:02
>> Yeah,
00:15:04
>> I had dog. It was
00:15:06
like get on.
00:15:07
>> That was my joke.
00:15:09
>> Oh, that was it.
00:15:09
>> It didn't land at all in this whole
00:15:10
room.
00:15:11
>> Oh, doc's a dog.
00:15:12
>> Dachshund is a dog.
00:15:14
>> Oh, [ __ ] I missed.
00:15:15
>> She got it.
00:15:15
>> Did you get it?
00:15:16
>> I smile.
00:15:17
>> It went right over everybody's head. And
00:15:19
no, it went over my head. I didn't know
00:15:20
what a dachshun was
00:15:22
>> or a or a
00:15:23
>> Can we rewind that? It makes me look
00:15:25
like a fool.
00:15:26
>> What kind of chips did you have? Chinese
00:15:27
chips.
00:15:28
>> Yeah. What? What? What' you have?
00:15:30
>> St. Bernard.
00:15:34
>> Real. I've had that before.
00:15:35
>> Have you had St. Bernard lately? They're
00:15:37
so good.
00:15:37
>> They're so good.
00:15:38
>> But you really like pug chips.
00:15:40
>> The pugs are good. But you know what?
00:15:42
Right now, cuz I'm on um we go and
00:15:44
stuff, right? I get the Chihuahua. It's
00:15:46
smaller. It's a smaller chip. It's a
00:15:48
tiny chip. Yeah. Yeah. But
00:15:49
>> you want yourself some Chinese chips?
00:15:51
>> But give me the exotic flavors of the
00:15:53
Japanese like chips.
00:15:55
>> Okay.
00:15:56
>> They do have really wild flavors.
00:15:58
>> Yeah.
00:15:58
>> You know what I kind of like is ketchup.
00:16:00
You ever had ketchup in Canada?
00:16:01
>> Yeah.
00:16:01
>> Those are good.
00:16:02
>> I have them at Trader Joe's now.
00:16:04
>> They do?
00:16:04
>> Yeah. I just discovered Give me some
00:16:06
unusual chips.
00:16:07
>> Have you tried banana ketchup?
00:16:08
>> What?
00:16:09
>> Banana ketchup. Filipino ketchup.
00:16:12
>> Banana ketchup? No, dude. That's not a
00:16:16
real
00:16:16
>> It's the wrong fruit, dude.
00:16:18
>> It's so good.
00:16:19
>> Banana and ketchup.
00:16:20
>> Yeah.
00:16:21
>> Is there tomato in it or is this made
00:16:22
out of the bananas?
00:16:24
>> There's maybe a little tomato, but it's
00:16:27
sweet.
00:16:27
>> That's it.
00:16:28
>> It's so good.
00:16:29
>> Is that banana ketchup?
00:16:30
>> Yeah.
00:16:31
>> Is that the kind you have?
00:16:32
>> Yeah.
00:16:32
>> Tommy sang.
00:16:33
>> Yeah.
00:16:35
>> I want to order a French fries with
00:16:36
banana ketchup.
00:16:37
>> I mean, so jungly to have banana
00:16:39
ketchup.
00:16:40
>> Sponsored by Dana White UFC.
00:16:46
UFC could come up with a different
00:16:48
>> It's a TIME
00:16:56
LOVES UFC. BANANA KETCHUP.
00:16:59
>> Banana sauce.
00:17:00
>> UFC. That's insane.
00:17:01
>> Thomas Chang.
00:17:02
>> What is that? What's the um It's
00:17:05
abbreviation, but what is what does it
00:17:07
stand for?
00:17:07
>> I don't know.
00:17:08
>> United flavored ketchup.
00:17:10
>> Is that what it is?
00:17:11
>> No, I'm just That's really good. No
00:17:12
idea.
00:17:13
>> Yeah.
00:17:14
>> UFC stands for Universal Food
00:17:15
Corporation. So boring.
00:17:18
>> But I I believe that the Japanese look
00:17:20
at our flavors and they go, "Oh, I can't
00:17:22
believe they do." You know what I mean?
00:17:23
>> Barbecue.
00:17:24
>> Yeah. Salt and vinegar. All right. Yeah.
00:17:28
>> Or Yeah. Chive. We never thought of
00:17:30
chive.
00:17:31
>> Yeah.
00:17:31
>> Do you think or No.
00:17:32
>> Yeah. They must. Honey butter.
00:17:34
>> That one's so good.
00:17:36
>> Yeah. Honey butter's
00:17:36
>> Well, honey butter sounds good.
00:17:38
>> Yeah.
00:17:38
>> I like honey and butter.
00:17:41
What's this one? Zoom it in.
00:17:42
>> Just chips.
00:17:43
>> Oh,
00:17:44
>> just chips. A lot of words for just
00:17:46
chips.
00:17:47
>> What? What does that mean?
00:17:50
>> Okay.
00:17:50
>> Doritos. What flavor? Wasabi Doritos. I
00:17:52
bet you that's so good.
00:17:53
>> So good. Wasabi Doritos.
00:17:56
>> Mike popcorn. That's a guy named Mike.
00:17:57
They made popcorn out of him. And the
00:17:59
other one looks like Wagu beef.
00:18:02
>> Yeah.
00:18:02
>> Yeah.
00:18:03
>> And you know where you get them here is
00:18:04
like [ __ ] like vape shops.
00:18:06
>> I've seen them.
00:18:07
>> Right. You go to a vape shop, it's like,
00:18:09
"Why do they have these here?"
00:18:10
>> The smoke shop you go to, I go to. Cuz
00:18:12
he goes, "Bobby was just in here, man."
00:18:14
>> Yeah.
00:18:14
>> By the way, last night I went and got
00:18:16
pizza.
00:18:17
>> Yeah.
00:18:17
>> And the guy's like, the guy who works
00:18:19
there, sweet guy, he's like,
00:18:20
>> "Prince."
00:18:21
>> He Yeah.
00:18:21
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:22
>> He's like, "Are you famous?" I was like,
00:18:24
"No, man." And the guy in the back, he's
00:18:26
like, The guy in the back says, "You're
00:18:27
famous, man." And he comes out, he goes,
00:18:28
"We should get your picture on the
00:18:30
wall." And I was like, "No, no, that's
00:18:31
very nice. Thank you." And he goes, "But
00:18:32
it's got to be you and Bobby together."
00:18:34
And I was like, "Okay." He goes, "He was
00:18:35
here like an hour ago. You had just gone
00:18:37
to print." Yeah. You know what I got
00:18:38
there? The greatest pizza I've ever had.
00:18:40
>> I just got that. This with the short rib
00:18:42
inside of it.
00:18:42
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00:18:43
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00:18:47
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00:18:48
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00:18:49
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00:18:51
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00:18:52
>> No, it's only for a limited run.
00:18:54
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00:18:56
Right. And I'm telling you right now,
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>> What did you eat at Michael Bay's house?
00:21:22
I want to know what the meal was.
00:21:24
>> Well, you know what, guy? I'll tell you
00:21:25
this.
00:21:25
>> Let me guess.
00:21:26
>> What?
00:21:27
>> Let me guess.
00:21:27
>> What?
00:21:28
>> Michael Bay had a 10 lb turkey.
00:21:31
>> Am I close?
00:21:32
>> Yeah. got to be. Michael Bay had um
00:21:34
>> he also
00:21:35
>> he had two or three kinds of stuffing. I
00:21:36
bet you one of them was like a
00:21:37
gluten-free stuffing.
00:21:38
>> One stuffing.
00:21:39
>> One?
00:21:39
>> Yeah. One stuffing.
00:21:40
>> Cranberry sauce?
00:21:42
>> Yes.
00:21:42
>> Did he have green bean casserole?
00:21:44
>> No.
00:21:45
>> Interesting move. Cuz the crispy onions
00:21:47
are probably one of my favorite things
00:21:48
on top.
00:21:48
>> But the can I can we go back to the um
00:21:50
stuffing?
00:21:50
>> Yeah.
00:21:51
>> It was um
00:21:53
>> homemade.
00:21:54
>> Not just homemade. High quality
00:21:56
breading.
00:21:57
>> Yeah, it's homemade probably.
00:21:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. it. And it's I think they
00:22:00
use different varieties of bread in the
00:22:02
stuffing.
00:22:02
>> Wow.
00:22:03
>> Well, you use sourdough and then this
00:22:05
bio,
00:22:06
>> you know what I mean? And these
00:22:07
different cuz they were different
00:22:09
texture, cube size, right?
00:22:12
>> The best stuffing I've ever had, right?
00:22:14
He also insisted insisted on carving.
00:22:18
>> He carved. It's his house
00:22:19
>> cuz his dad's a surgeon.
00:22:21
>> No, you should let him.
00:22:22
>> My dad's a surgeon. I can You know what
00:22:23
I mean? You think one of those guys. You
00:22:24
know what I mean?
00:22:25
>> Well, his dad should have done it.
00:22:27
You can Oh, he's dead.
00:22:30
A car from the after.
00:22:32
>> Yeah.
00:22:33
>> I mean, surgeons are the one that should
00:22:34
cut a turkey,
00:22:34
>> but it was a great turkey. And then they
00:22:36
had nine varieties of different pies and
00:22:40
cakes.
00:22:41
>> It was incredible.
00:22:42
>> Pumpkin apple.
00:22:44
>> Yes. Two
00:22:45
>> cherry.
00:22:46
>> Talamuk.
00:22:48
>> Talamuk.
00:22:48
>> Talamuk ice cream.
00:22:50
>> Tamuk.
00:22:51
>> Is that what it is?
00:22:52
>> The cheese company. Telmuk.
00:22:54
>> Tamuk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.
00:22:55
>> What? Tamuk.
00:22:56
>> Tamuk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.uk.
00:22:57
Tamok
00:22:58
>> vanilla ice cream. Is that fancy or
00:23:00
>> just vanilla?
00:23:01
>> I know. Just vanilla.
00:23:02
>> No.
00:23:02
>> Yeah.
00:23:03
>> Come on, Michael. But
00:23:03
>> here's another thing that I was like,
00:23:05
uh-uh. Which is um when one of the um
00:23:09
servers or you know what I mean?
00:23:11
>> You had servers. You didn't go serve
00:23:13
yourself.
00:23:13
>> No,
00:23:14
>> there was staff there.
00:23:15
>> There were staff there
00:23:16
>> and like Yeah,
00:23:19
that's not what that and they were like,
00:23:22
um like flat or sparkling water. And I
00:23:26
go, I have a Diet Coke. We don't do soda
00:23:28
here.
00:23:29
>> See, this is a
00:23:30
>> And already I was like, I don't know.
00:23:32
Should I leave?
00:23:33
>> What is with celebrities?
00:23:35
>> I think I'm going to leave.
00:23:36
>> It's soda. Celebrities, dude. This is
00:23:38
like a Hollywood thing.
00:23:38
>> It's a Hollywood thing.
00:23:39
>> Like, we don't we don't have soda in our
00:23:41
home.
00:23:41
>> Have you been to my house? Look what's
00:23:43
in the fridge.
00:23:44
>> It's a soda can. His whole house is a
00:23:45
soda can.
00:23:46
>> How many Diet Cokes do we have?
00:23:48
>> A lot. There's the upstairs fridge and
00:23:50
the downstairs.
00:23:51
>> When you turn on your faucet, Diet Coke
00:23:52
comes out.
00:23:53
>> Exactly.
00:23:53
>> Wouldn't that be sick to do that? That's
00:23:54
like Brewster's Millions.
00:23:56
>> Another thing is also
00:23:58
>> What time did the sex party start?
00:24:01
>> There was only Well, what happened was
00:24:03
there was only his fiance there.
00:24:06
>> Mhm.
00:24:06
>> For the whole and aside from his mother.
00:24:08
So, they were the only two ladies there.
00:24:11
>> But then later another group came,
00:24:14
>> women prospect for you.
00:24:15
>> But they were No, they were all um
00:24:17
hitched up with like guys I don't I
00:24:20
don't know much about.
00:24:21
>> They all had
00:24:22
>> Hello, I am Amn. Oh, I'm new.
00:24:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. I go, "What do you do?"
00:24:27
>> Okay.
00:24:28
>> Okay. And you're like, "Okay." So, in my
00:24:30
mind, I'm like, "Oh, there there's it's
00:24:32
I don't know."
00:24:32
>> There was no single ladies there.
00:24:34
>> No.
00:24:34
>> Nothing.
00:24:35
>> Yeah. And then, um Yeah. And then in the
00:24:38
in the movie theater, there's like the
00:24:39
back row is like a gigantic kind of
00:24:41
couchy kind of situation.
00:24:43
>> Rut row.
00:24:44
>> What?
00:24:44
>> Rut row.
00:24:45
>> So, it was is Michael and his fiance
00:24:47
just laying there with the pillows and
00:24:49
stuff.
00:24:49
>> Sexy.
00:24:49
>> And I'm just sitting there in the chair
00:24:51
by myself. There was no popcorn. I just
00:24:53
sat there.
00:24:54
>> No popcorn.
00:24:54
>> No, no popcorn.
00:24:55
>> This guy's got nine time. Oh,
00:24:56
>> you know what's up? Jeff Beecher was
00:24:58
there.
00:24:58
>> Beacher. Yeah, they're good. I see them
00:25:00
at the store all the time.
00:25:01
>> They're there all the time.
00:25:01
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:02
>> What if they're in like an open
00:25:04
relationship?
00:25:05
>> Who?
00:25:06
>> And that's why you got invited over.
00:25:08
>> Wow.
00:25:08
>> They were looking at
00:25:10
>> I would say no.
00:25:11
>> Really?
00:25:12
>> Yeah. Because I know something about
00:25:14
Michael that I just don't think I would
00:25:15
feel comfortable.
00:25:18
>> He's got the biggest dick in Hollywood.
00:25:21
And you're not down for that?
00:25:24
>> I heard Cameron too has a big one.
00:25:28
>> It is. It is true. I bet you director's
00:25:29
penis bigger to the movie.
00:25:30
>> Yeah. The bigger the movie, the bigger.
00:25:31
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:32
>> That's why directors don't need to be on
00:25:34
camera. They must have nice pipes.
00:25:36
>> I think Wes Anderson has a thin one.
00:25:39
>> His dick's like,
00:25:40
>> "Yeah."
00:25:40
>> Um, maybe maybe this, maybe that.
00:25:43
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:45
>> Wes Anderson's penis go like this. I'm
00:25:47
going to come.
00:25:48
>> Yeah.
00:25:48
>> I'm pretty sure I'm going to come.
00:25:51
Let's move that my sack over here cuz
00:25:53
you know I mean visually visually you
00:25:54
know what I mean it's got to be you know
00:25:56
I mean what does that say?
00:25:58
>> Michael Bay has a big [ __ ] but I'd like
00:25:59
to believe mine is bigger. He's up if
00:26:01
he's up for it. We can both reveal
00:26:02
ourselves on the Sparta steps at
00:26:04
Universal and put the question to rest.
00:26:06
Who is this in who said that?
00:26:07
>> It's MC G.
00:26:08
>> Oh MC G's penis.
00:26:09
>> But I want to also say about Michael
00:26:10
Bay's penis. What I heard it's also
00:26:13
perfect.
00:26:14
>> There's no twist and turns.
00:26:16
>> It's straight shooter.
00:26:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not it's not like
00:26:19
>> you're a lefty, right? or a righty.
00:26:20
>> Mine leans all the way to the left.
00:26:23
>> Um
00:26:23
>> my left.
00:26:24
>> I'm a righty.
00:26:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why, but
00:26:26
I I'm trying to like center
00:26:28
>> trying to get it back.
00:26:29
>> Yeah. So, I'm I'm trying to go more to
00:26:31
the right, so it goes back.
00:26:32
>> Yeah. You got to pull it
00:26:33
>> right. But it it's bent been bent so far
00:26:35
to the left that it kind of hurts.
00:26:38
>> It's almost like it's looking away from
00:26:39
you.
00:26:40
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:40
>> Doesn't want what you're trying to do.
00:26:41
>> But he's just like, you know what I
00:26:43
mean?
00:26:43
>> Yeah. Leave me alone.
00:26:44
>> Yeah. No. You know what I mean? But I
00:26:46
try. But then sometimes I just go back
00:26:48
to the left. You know what I mean? But
00:26:49
it's like I don't know why I did that.
00:26:51
>> I imagine your penis in therapy.
00:26:53
>> Yeah.
00:26:53
>> Like your penis is in therapy smoking a
00:26:55
cigarette.
00:26:56
>> Yeah.
00:26:56
>> And the therapist is like, "What? What
00:26:57
is the problem?" He's like, "I don't
00:26:59
know. After 54 years, I thought he would
00:27:01
just leave me alone, but
00:27:04
>> he just can't seem to stop yanking on my
00:27:06
neck."
00:27:07
>> You know what Poly Shores looks like?
00:27:11
>> No. No.
00:27:14
>> It looks just like that.
00:27:15
>> A gremlin. Yeah, it's scary. Anyway,
00:27:19
what did you do for Thanksgiving?
00:27:21
>> We just celebrated at at the Kai's
00:27:23
place.
00:27:24
>> What'd you eat?
00:27:24
>> The night before.
00:27:25
>> Yeah, the night before.
00:27:26
>> But not the night of. What did you do
00:27:27
the night of?
00:27:29
>> Nothing.
00:27:29
>> What do you mean? You guys don't do
00:27:30
Thanksgiving on Thank
00:27:31
>> I FaceTimed you. And why didn't you pick
00:27:33
up?
00:27:33
>> Cuz I was at my friends.
00:27:36
>> Doing what?
00:27:37
>> Nothing.
00:27:39
>> Oh, you just sit on a couch and just
00:27:40
stare at the wall. What? Like what do
00:27:42
you mean nothing?
00:27:42
>> I was watching a movie.
00:27:43
>> What movie did you watch?
00:27:47
show Stranger Things.
00:27:48
>> Oh, yeah. The new season came out. The
00:27:50
new season came out. And and 11 is 46
00:27:52
now.
00:27:54
>> How old are those kids?
00:27:55
>> Yeah, they're old now.
00:27:56
>> I mean, it doesn't even make sense.
00:27:57
>> They're younger.
00:27:58
>> She's 21 years old and they're still
00:27:59
pretending to be like high or teenagers.
00:28:02
>> Yeah.
00:28:02
>> Or younger than teen?
00:28:04
>> Yeah, they're all early.
00:28:05
>> Aren't they supposed to be in middle
00:28:06
school or in high school now?
00:28:07
>> High school.
00:28:08
>> High school.
00:28:09
>> Yeah.
00:28:09
>> Yeah. Good show.
00:28:11
>> Yeah.
00:28:11
>> Yeah. How many have you seen?
00:28:13
>> I watched the first season. I I think I
00:28:15
did too.
00:28:15
>> I think I got what I needed out of the
00:28:16
first season.
00:28:17
>> The first season I saw.
00:28:18
>> Should have been a movie. Yeah, it was a
00:28:19
great movie.
00:28:20
>> Um
00:28:20
>> but outside of that, I'm like, what else
00:28:21
are you going to do?
00:28:22
>> Are you watching anything
00:28:23
>> right now?
00:28:24
>> Yeah.
00:28:24
>> Uh let's see. I watched
00:28:25
>> Plurbus.
00:28:26
>> I didn't see Plurbus.
00:28:28
>> I'm I'm caught up. It's so good.
00:28:30
>> It's good.
00:28:30
>> It's so weird. You like it?
00:28:32
>> Yeah, it's great.
00:28:33
>> Weird. Good.
00:28:33
>> It's weird. Yeah,
00:28:34
>> we watch throwback movies over over the
00:28:37
holidays. My sister loves retro movies
00:28:39
when we go home. So, we'll sit for hours
00:28:41
and hours. We ran through all of the um
00:28:44
Austin Powers series.
00:28:45
>> Of course,
00:28:46
>> one probably one of genuinely some of
00:28:48
the greatest fronttoback comedies. I
00:28:51
mean, two is by far the best. I want to
00:28:53
take over the world. It's so good. It's
00:28:56
layered with jokes.
00:28:57
>> Yeah.
00:28:57
>> Like layered layered layered with jokes.
00:29:00
By the way, did you see what Beyonce
00:29:01
wore to F1?
00:29:02
>> You know, I was in Vegas.
00:29:03
>> So hard.
00:29:04
>> Did you see that?
00:29:05
>> Did you see that? No.
00:29:06
>> I was in Vegas for the I didn't stay for
00:29:07
F1, but I went for the week of. Look
00:29:09
what she wore.
00:29:10
>> This is it. Jesus Christ. She's a
00:29:12
runner. She's a track star.
00:29:14
>> Wow.
00:29:15
>> And Jay Jay-Z uh just wore all black.
00:29:19
>> And she wore an unbelievable outfit. I
00:29:22
think it has a cape on it.
00:29:23
>> Yeah.
00:29:24
>> Fly away with me.
00:29:26
>> She's so perfect.
00:29:27
>> She is [ __ ] perfect, huh?
00:29:29
>> They probably smell so pure.
00:29:31
>> She I bet you she smells like You ever
00:29:34
been to
00:29:35
>> Do you know Do you know what it is?
00:29:36
>> Oh, yeah. Like if you like see a Rihanna
00:29:38
and you just go I smell their photos
00:29:41
>> and I imagine
00:29:42
>> they should do scratch and sniff trading
00:29:44
cards. Yeah.
00:29:44
>> So you know what they smell like.
00:29:46
>> Yeah.
00:29:46
>> You ever been to Iceland?
00:29:48
>> No.
00:29:48
>> No.
00:29:49
>> No.
00:29:49
>> Have you ever been to a place with
00:29:50
that's remote that has like fresh water
00:29:52
flowing?
00:29:53
>> That's what she smells like.
00:29:54
>> Fresh water flowing.
00:29:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:57
>> Now Jay-Z, how does he smell?
00:29:59
>> Unbelievable.
00:30:00
>> See, I just think he's got his own scent
00:30:02
now. Like he probably, you know, you get
00:30:04
so these people they get so famous and
00:30:06
rich. Yeah. They have like madeup cologn
00:30:08
that you're like, I don't even know if
00:30:09
that smells good or just weird.
00:30:10
>> Yeah. Well, I'm like that.
00:30:12
>> No, you smell You smell good. You smell
00:30:13
very good.
00:30:14
>> Yeah, but how much cologne? I mean, I I
00:30:16
try to buy the weirdest colog and I try
00:30:18
to mix and match.
00:30:19
>> Do you have Frog Wart on tonight, don't
00:30:21
you? Frog warts.
00:30:22
>> No,
00:30:24
>> no,
00:30:27
>> no.
00:30:29
The mood killer. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
00:30:31
I didn't know you I I thought you were
00:30:32
being serious.
00:30:34
>> I thought there was an actual cologne
00:30:35
called Frogwart.
00:30:36
>> There is.
00:30:36
>> Yeah,
00:30:37
>> you own it.
00:30:38
>> Yeah, because there there are smells
00:30:40
that I'm buying that are like that.
00:30:41
>> I know. You told me some of the peculiar
00:30:43
things that you've got.
00:30:43
>> Yeah, like Vietnamese coffee and stuff.
00:30:45
>> That one I'll take.
00:30:46
>> Yeah,
00:30:47
>> but I'll take the other coffee. Turkish
00:30:48
coffee.
00:30:49
>> Yeah,
00:30:49
>> I love You know,
00:30:50
>> let's come up with it if they don't have
00:30:51
it.
00:30:51
>> They do the thing.
00:30:52
>> What?
00:30:52
>> You and I could do a scent a scent line.
00:30:55
>> Yes.
00:30:55
>> Be rad cuz we always smell pretty good.
00:30:58
>> Yeah. Let's do um
00:31:00
>> Does she do you wear perfume?
00:31:02
>> Not really.
00:31:02
>> Do you wear deodorant
00:31:04
>> sometimes?
00:31:05
>> When when like what day do you choose to
00:31:07
wear deodorant?
00:31:08
>> When it's like really hot, but most of
00:31:10
the time I just don't wear
00:31:12
>> Yeah, it's probably better for you to
00:31:12
know.
00:31:13
>> Everything has an essence.
00:31:14
>> What's your
00:31:15
>> think about think about this, okay?
00:31:17
>> Even if like I don't want to be
00:31:18
controversial, but even like an IED
00:31:21
a bomb,
00:31:22
>> right? If you smelt an ID bomb, right,
00:31:25
there's probably, you know what I mean?
00:31:26
Flavors.
00:31:27
>> It's got an essence. No. Yeah. No, just
00:31:30
listen. Just listen. Don't Don't read
00:31:33
right back on essence, right?
00:31:35
>> No, dude. Bombs have an essence.
00:31:39
>> I know what I'm saying.
00:31:40
>> Crazy.
00:31:40
>> I know what I'm saying.
00:31:43
No, not when they're off.
00:31:44
>> That's the commercial.
00:31:46
Smell like you've just been bamboozled.
00:31:49
>> Not when they're off. Not when they go
00:31:51
off. I mean before when you're making
00:31:52
it.
00:31:53
>> Yeah. The smell of like
00:31:54
>> the smell of like Yeah. Let's just came
00:31:56
up with a different one. Like um
00:31:57
>> Oh, no. That one's good.
00:31:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like I I'll
00:32:00
>> smell like a suicide bomber.
00:32:05
>> That commercial would be awesome.
00:32:07
>> That's what I meant.
00:32:08
>> Such a good commercial.
00:32:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, uh
00:32:11
>> you want to smell like death
00:32:16
>> by Calvin Klein. Okay. Yeah. That
00:32:18
probably has an essence.
00:32:21
>> It's got an essence.
00:32:22
>> Notes. There are notes in it. There are
00:32:24
there are flavor notes in it. Right.
00:32:26
>> Right.
00:32:26
>> Right. that you can't smell anywhere
00:32:28
else. So, um there you know the t-shirts
00:32:30
I get?
00:32:31
>> Yeah. From Maidwell. Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:34
>> So, I went to their factory once, right?
00:32:36
>> Downtown.
00:32:37
>> No, it wasn't downtown. Was they used to
00:32:38
have a place on Fairfax, right?
00:32:40
>> Oh, yeah.
00:32:40
>> And I used to go in there and the guy
00:32:42
that, you know, I mean, created the
00:32:45
president of the brand. He goes, "Um,
00:32:48
I I you know, I I created a cologne, but
00:32:51
it's like no one likes it, but I like
00:32:53
it." And I go, "What is it?" It's called
00:32:55
Smoke. And I wanted to see like, you
00:32:57
know what I mean? And like a car engine
00:33:00
smoke, a combination of these kind of
00:33:01
fuel like smells. And he gave me a
00:33:04
bottle and I I used it all and it smelt
00:33:08
like, you know what I mean? I had just
00:33:10
came out of a coal mine.
00:33:13
>> But but people would go, you know what I
00:33:15
mean? Interesting. You know what I mean?
00:33:18
>> Some Yeah. Sometimes, you know what I
00:33:19
mean? Interesting. It doesn't have to
00:33:21
smell like good.
00:33:22
>> It just has to smell interesting.
00:33:24
>> Interesting can be better than good.
00:33:25
Yeah. So, what I'm saying is that
00:33:26
>> you don't want to smell bad.
00:33:28
>> Yeah, but it doesn't smell bad.
00:33:29
>> No, it
00:33:29
>> just smells unique.
00:33:30
>> It smells unique.
00:33:31
>> Like, what's your favorite smell on a
00:33:33
guy?
00:33:34
>> Nothing.
00:33:35
>> You don't like You like people have
00:33:36
their own body scent.
00:33:37
>> Yeah, but I sucked someone's dick last
00:33:38
week and it smelled like guava.
00:33:41
>> We'll be right back.
00:33:43
>> Holy [ __ ] Like guava.
00:33:45
>> It was so good.
00:33:47
>> It tasted like guava.
00:33:49
>> Tasted and smelled like guava. I was
00:33:51
shocked.
00:33:52
>> What do you put guava lotion on? I don't
00:33:54
know, but it was so good.
00:33:57
>> She obviously blew a koala.
00:34:03
>> It was some sort of, you know what I
00:34:04
mean? A tree animal, you know what I
00:34:06
mean? That ate a guava, right? And and
00:34:09
she he peed guava. Yeah. Yeah. And it
00:34:12
was some sort of like
00:34:12
>> guava tastes like a mix of strawberry
00:34:14
and pear with tangy sweet floral flavor
00:34:15
and juicy sometimes grainy texture.
00:34:18
>> He probably put guava lotion on his
00:34:20
wiener.
00:34:21
>> I don't know, but it was good.
00:34:22
>> Yeah. Okay. The best tasting you've ever
00:34:25
had.
00:34:25
>> Yeah.
00:34:25
>> Okay.
00:34:27
>> Well, I I may I throw in my bit.
00:34:30
>> Yeah. They have flavored lube.
00:34:32
>> I was just googling for my own.
00:34:33
>> Yeah.
00:34:34
>> Yeah.
00:34:34
>> Yeah. For your
00:34:35
>> There's a girl I'm seeing that has You
00:34:36
know what I mean? You know what? Her
00:34:38
>> cha cha. Yeah.
00:34:40
>> It tastes like life.
00:34:42
>> Life cereal. I love
00:34:43
>> No. No. Not no. No.
00:34:44
>> What? 2% or 1% milk?
00:34:46
>> No. No. What?
00:34:47
>> 2%.
00:34:48
>> Cinnamon life.
00:34:48
>> Oh, cinnamon life. So good. It It tastes
00:34:52
like There's no like, you know what I
00:34:54
mean? Weird. It's pure waterlike.
00:34:58
>> Not for me.
00:34:58
>> What do you need?
00:34:59
>> I like a little like a little stinger.
00:35:01
>> I want it to be like Ooh.
00:35:04
>> Right. I want it like whiskey.
00:35:05
>> I want it to shock you a little bit.
00:35:06
>> Have a burning in your
00:35:07
>> Just a not burn, but more just like a
00:35:09
little like Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, it's the
00:35:12
afternoon.
00:35:12
>> No. Yeah.
00:35:13
>> I want to taste the day.
00:35:15
>> Let me taste the day.
00:35:16
>> Interesting.
00:35:17
>> Yeah. Taste the day.
00:35:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. I like life. You like life.
00:35:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Where it's just like pure.
00:35:23
>> It's It's like It's like how Beyonce
00:35:25
smells.
00:35:26
>> Yeah.
00:35:27
>> Pure.
00:35:27
>> And there's no be like And she's a white
00:35:30
person.
00:35:31
>> Of course.
00:35:31
>> Why you said pure?
00:35:32
>> Yeah.
00:35:33
>> No, that's not what I say. Cuz usually
00:35:34
when you date
00:35:35
>> Damn, dude.
00:35:36
>> No, that's not why I said that.
00:35:38
>> That's not what I said. What I'm saying?
00:35:39
>> What color do you have in mind when you
00:35:41
say pure?
00:35:42
>> What?
00:35:42
>> Which color do you have in mind?
00:35:44
>> When I say pure,
00:35:45
>> it could be Beyonce is what I'm saying.
00:35:48
>> But was it? No, it wasn't. No, it
00:35:51
wasn't. What I'm saying, let me can I
00:35:53
have my points out, man? Please.
00:35:55
>> Please.
00:35:55
>> Okay.
00:35:56
>> Please.
00:35:56
>> What I'm saying is is that, you know,
00:35:58
I've been some with some white women,
00:35:59
right?
00:36:00
>> Oh, yeah.
00:36:01
>> And there's there's been like a funk
00:36:03
sometimes.
00:36:05
>> We got the funk.
00:36:09
Hey, we got the funk.
00:36:11
>> Like Studio 54.
00:36:13
>> It sounds like Studio 54. Yeah.
00:36:16
>> We got the funk.
00:36:18
We got the funk. Yeah. We got the funk.
00:36:22
We got the funk. Yeah. That I don't like
00:36:24
that.
00:36:24
>> George Clinton.
00:36:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It smells like George
00:36:27
Clinton.
00:36:28
>> Yeah.
00:36:28
>> Yeah.
00:36:29
>> It smells like Parliament.
00:36:30
>> And the funkadella.
00:36:31
>> And the Yeah. Yeah. I don't like it.
00:36:33
>> I love it.
00:36:34
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:35
>> Little bit of fun. A little bit of
00:36:35
stank. Do what? You only like American
00:36:38
cheese? You only like like cheddar? You
00:36:39
don't like any funk cheese?
00:36:40
>> No. I don't like you know the the sweat
00:36:42
between Miles Davis's lips.
00:36:48
Yeah, that I don't want that.
00:36:51
>> Yeah, I don't want the sweat between the
00:36:54
lips. You know what I mean?
00:36:55
>> So, is this guy that you're hanging out
00:36:56
with now, are you going to get him a
00:36:58
Christmas gift?
00:36:59
>> I don't know. Maybe.
00:37:00
>> She really likes him.
00:37:01
>> Serious, huh?
00:37:02
>> Yeah.
00:37:02
>> Yeah.
00:37:03
>> So, you're going to get him a gift?
00:37:04
>> Well, well, first of all, I thought you
00:37:05
were gay.
00:37:07
>> Everyone thinks I'm gay.
00:37:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. And I guess we're You're
00:37:11
not.
00:37:12
>> Yeah. I have to call I thought cuz I
00:37:13
went to Joshua Tree and she thought,
00:37:15
"Oh, you're going to have a lesbian gang
00:37:16
bang with all your friends."
00:37:18
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:18
>> I'm like, "No."
00:37:20
>> Yeah, I didn't.
00:37:22
>> Okay.
00:37:22
>> How many people went?
00:37:24
>> Like four girls.
00:37:25
>> Okay, Jules.
00:37:26
>> That does sound like a a Joshua tree.
00:37:28
>> Yeah.
00:37:29
>> They're like, "We're all piling the
00:37:30
Subaru. We're
00:37:31
>> also didn't do hallucinogenics."
00:37:33
>> What did you guys go out there to do?
00:37:35
>> Just
00:37:35
>> they watch Stranger Things.
00:37:38
>> I don't know. It was my birthday
00:37:39
weekend. We just went hiking. Sounds
00:37:41
like a gang bang.
00:37:42
>> No.
00:37:43
>> Drinking.
00:37:44
>> Drinking.
00:37:44
>> Drugs?
00:37:45
>> No drugs.
00:37:46
>> We eat nothing.
00:37:47
>> No.
00:37:47
>> Do you don't do drugs ever?
00:37:49
>> I don't really do well with
00:37:50
>> any of your Do your friends do drugs?
00:37:52
>> No.
00:37:53
>> That's good.
00:37:54
>> They're all like her.
00:37:56
>> They're just chill.
00:37:57
>> They chill. Here's the thing, Jules.
00:38:00
Since we raised you, we view I view you
00:38:02
like you're in high school or you know
00:38:04
what I mean? So, let's stop that.
00:38:06
>> I know
00:38:07
>> the talk.
00:38:08
>> What do you mean the talk? it. I don't
00:38:10
It's It's You're too young.
00:38:12
>> He gets mad when I go out with friends.
00:38:14
>> When you s when when [ __ ] Mcome goes,
00:38:16
"You know what? I was at an afterparty
00:38:19
at 4 in the morning. You know who I saw
00:38:20
there?" I go, "Who?" Jules.
00:38:22
>> She's an adult.
00:38:23
>> That's right.
00:38:24
>> She can do whatever she wants. Exactly.
00:38:25
>> How old are you now?
00:38:26
>> 24.
00:38:27
>> Yeah. What the [ __ ] do I mean?
00:38:28
>> I know. Exactly.
00:38:29
>> Bobby gets mad at me.
00:38:30
>> I went to rehab. My first rehab. I was
00:38:32
14.
00:38:32
>> Yeah.
00:38:33
>> Yeah. You're right. Yeah.
00:38:34
>> She's 24 years old. She's a grown-up.
00:38:36
She can do whatever [ __ ]
00:38:37
>> Well, you worry. You don't [ __ ]
00:38:39
worry. I do.
00:38:40
>> Do you have her location?
00:38:41
>> No.
00:38:41
>> You don't worry enough.
00:38:42
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:43
>> You should have her location if you
00:38:44
really cared. Turn on your location. No.
00:38:46
>> Do it.
00:38:47
>> Why?
00:38:48
>> Kick her out of the house if she doesn't
00:38:49
turn on location.
00:38:49
>> Yeah. Turn on your location
00:38:50
>> cuz you got He wants to know where you
00:38:51
are at all times. He's worried.
00:38:53
>> Does Kila have your location?
00:38:54
>> Yeah.
00:38:55
>> Yeah.
00:38:56
>> So then then I'm fine. I don't have to.
00:38:58
>> Okay. But you'll ask her if you need to
00:39:00
know.
00:39:00
>> Yeah.
00:39:00
>> Phoenix was awesome.
00:39:02
>> I want to move there.
00:39:02
>> Yeah. Great restaurants.
00:39:04
>> I do. I want to move to Scottsdale.
00:39:06
>> I do too.
00:39:07
>> Are you being serious? Yeah, I would
00:39:08
move there.
00:39:08
>> Let's move the show
00:39:09
>> to Scottsdale.
00:39:10
>> I would love it. I I would love it. I
00:39:13
can golf every day and really every day.
00:39:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'd be closer to my mom.
00:39:18
>> True.
00:39:19
>> Yeah.
00:39:19
>> We'd be closer to everything.
00:39:21
>> Yeah. You want to go?
00:39:23
>> It would make me so happy.
00:39:24
>> I want to make you happy.
00:39:25
>> I want to make you happy. No. Yes. You
00:39:30
What is this?
00:39:34
Y'all having a moment.
00:39:37
It's mistletoe.
00:39:39
Yeah,
00:39:40
>> dude.
00:39:40
>> All right.
00:39:41
>> He rigged it.
00:39:43
>> You rigged it.
00:39:46
>> It's bad luck if you don't do it.
00:39:47
>> You have to
00:39:50
miss. It's Mr.
00:39:53
>> Can I grab your head?
00:39:58
>> No, no, no. Be on.
00:40:03
>> Oh my god.
00:40:13
I didn't like that one bit.
00:40:15
>> What's this Kill Bill thing?
00:40:16
>> The whole bloody affair. It was a family
00:40:18
movie cuz we all love Kill Bill and I
00:40:20
want to see one end and two
00:40:21
>> and he edited it together.
00:40:22
>> I think there's some more footage.
00:40:24
>> Extra back footage. I think that
00:40:26
>> it's going to move seamlessly between
00:40:27
two movies though.
00:40:28
>> That's the whole goal.
00:40:30
>> Wow.
00:40:30
>> Yeah. I'm excited.
00:40:31
>> I'm excited. I I've never seen anything
00:40:33
like it then. It's funny because when I
00:40:35
saw them both, I've seen them both in
00:40:37
the order that obviously they were
00:40:38
released, but I saw them so far apart.
00:40:41
>> I want to see what it feels like when
00:40:43
I'm back to back.
00:40:44
>> Which one do you like? Which one do you
00:40:46
prefer?
00:40:46
>> Two.
00:40:47
>> You do?
00:40:48
>> I think two is a better movie.
00:40:49
>> Wow.
00:40:49
>> I mean, I think one is great. I just
00:40:51
think two is just a I don't know why. I
00:40:54
think maybe nerd-wise, I think
00:40:56
cinematically two is more rad.
00:40:59
>> Yeah,
00:41:00
>> it looks
00:41:00
>> Some of the fight scenes in one is so
00:41:02
good though.
00:41:02
>> They are good. Like the bar, the go- go
00:41:04
bar. Is that right?
00:41:06
>> That's an incredible
00:41:06
>> just think two is I don't know why I
00:41:08
like it so much.
00:41:08
>> The fight scene between um Uma and um
00:41:13
>> I didn't move with her. What's her name?
00:41:15
>> Viva Fox.
00:41:15
>> Yeah, Vivica Fox.
00:41:16
>> So annoying when you think of her name.
00:41:18
She's so famous.
00:41:19
>> Yeah. And that that house scene with
00:41:22
Viva Fox, that fight is that's in the
00:41:24
first one, right? Incredible.
00:41:25
>> Fighting her while she's trying to like
00:41:27
temper her child and then just sitting
00:41:29
and having coffee after. Well, they
00:41:30
fight first and then they see the bus
00:41:32
drop her off. Yeah. And then pause.
00:41:34
>> They start fighting and then they stop
00:41:36
and then they have coffee together which
00:41:38
is [ __ ] awesome.
00:41:39
>> Yeah.
00:41:39
>> Yeah. It's a great movie. I just think
00:41:41
two I don't know. What's your vote?
00:41:43
>> Two.
00:41:43
>> Two.
00:41:44
>> One.
00:41:44
>> One.
00:41:44
>> Both ones. Yeah.
00:41:45
>> I think one two. Yeah. Have you seen
00:41:47
them?
00:41:47
>> Mhm. Yeah.
00:41:47
>> Maybe watch them.
00:41:48
>> I mean, they're both great. I don't know
00:41:50
why. I mean, you know, they're both
00:41:52
awesome.
00:41:52
>> I can't wait. Yeah.
00:41:54
>> Exciting, dude.
00:41:54
>> It's pretty exciting.
00:41:55
>> By the way, we went to the movie with uh
00:41:57
with my family over Thanksgiving. this
00:41:59
is my favorite thing in the world, you
00:42:01
know. Jokingly, my sister was like,
00:42:04
well, let's go see the um
00:42:07
the Magician movie you're in. And I was
00:42:09
like, I don't I don't really want to I
00:42:10
don't want to go to the theater with you
00:42:11
guys and see that. I don't I don't want
00:42:12
to. And then my dad from the front of
00:42:16
the house, he goes,
00:42:18
>> I I got a movie.
00:42:21
>> I was like, what what do you want to
00:42:23
see? Yeah.
00:42:24
>> And he's like, Nermberg. I was like,
00:42:25
"We're not gonna go see the Nazi trials
00:42:30
in Chicago. It's dark at 3:30, gray all
00:42:33
day. I don't want to go see the Nazi
00:42:35
trials." He goes, "It's [ __ ]
00:42:36
history." I go, "I know." HE GOES, "IT'S
00:42:39
IMPORTANT."
00:42:40
>> I WAS LIKE, "I know what happened."
00:42:42
>> That's incredible.
00:42:43
>> And he was like, "What do you want to
00:42:44
see?" Then we all decided to go see
00:42:47
Rental Family.
00:42:49
And I'm not kidding.
00:42:51
>> Masterpiece.
00:42:52
>> I cried five times. Oh yeah.
00:42:55
>> Masterpiece.
00:42:55
>> Five times. I cried five times.
00:42:57
>> The best movies I've seen.
00:42:59
>> Did you see? I put it up on Instagram. I
00:43:00
said, "This is one of the best movies I
00:43:02
think I've seen in [ __ ] years."
00:43:04
>> I got to see that.
00:43:05
>> It's so [ __ ] good.
00:43:06
>> It looks good.
00:43:07
>> And I'm going to say something that
00:43:08
sounds out of pocket.
00:43:09
>> Yeah.
00:43:12
>> The Japanese people are the best.
00:43:15
>> NO, THEY'RE NOT.
00:43:16
>> YES, THEY ARE.
00:43:17
>> THEY'RE NOT, DUDE.
00:43:18
>> THEY'RE NOT THE BEST.
00:43:19
>> THEY ARE.
00:43:20
>> THEY OCCUPY CHINA, KOREA. THEY'RE
00:43:22
THEY'RE OPPRESSORS.
00:43:23
>> KINGS. What about Filipinos?
00:43:26
>> Yeah, right. They go to the Philippines.
00:43:28
>> What do they do to your people?
00:43:29
>> They murdered. They killed everyone.
00:43:32
>> EVERYONE.
00:43:32
>> JAPAN.
00:43:34
>> YEAH. YEAH. NO.
00:43:35
>> It's so good.
00:43:35
>> Yeah. Now you're seeing them in their
00:43:38
>> No, they're not sorry.
00:43:39
>> We do bad things.
00:43:42
>> Yeah. No, we never forgive, right? And
00:43:44
never forget
00:43:44
>> the reason so good. And I'm going to
00:43:47
This is Don't take this the wrong way.
00:43:49
World,
00:43:50
>> the movie is so strong. I bet it is.
00:43:53
>> Story-wise, structure-wise,
00:43:55
>> Brendan's a great actor, but he doesn't
00:43:57
like he doesn't need to be. Do you know
00:44:00
what I'm saying?
00:44:02
>> The movie is fantastic. So, it's not
00:44:04
like he doesn't need to overact. He
00:44:05
doesn't need to like
00:44:06
>> And does he?
00:44:08
>> No. No. I'm saying his emoting is good.
00:44:09
It's just a lot of times in this kind of
00:44:11
film, it's so emotion driven. You like
00:44:15
you see actors like overact the thing.
00:44:18
>> He doesn't need to. He kind of stays
00:44:19
level and your heart I cried like a
00:44:22
[ __ ] [ __ ] multiple times.
00:44:24
>> So he does deliver.
00:44:25
>> He slam. It's a home run.
00:44:27
>> Oscar
00:44:28
>> unfortunately no because the it's not
00:44:30
getting enough attention.
00:44:32
>> Don't you agree? I don't think anyone's
00:44:33
>> I mean on my TikTok it's every other I I
00:44:36
know but that's that's internet driven
00:44:38
is not going to be the same as the
00:44:39
business. The business is going to want
00:44:40
something you know like why don't you do
00:44:42
the Predator Badlands?
00:44:45
>> I don't want to.
00:44:46
>> Yeah. It's like everything that I ever
00:44:48
say to watch, you haven't seen.
00:44:50
>> That's not true. I've seen everything
00:44:51
that you you want me to see.
00:44:54
>> Right. No.
00:44:55
>> Nothing.
00:44:56
>> Nothing.
00:44:56
>> That's right.
00:44:57
>> Yeah. Yeah. Nothing.
00:44:58
>> Stand my ground.
00:44:59
>> And it's because you don't trust my
00:45:01
opinion on things.
00:45:02
>> I trust your taste wholeheartedly. You
00:45:03
have phenomenal taste.
00:45:04
>> No, I won't.
00:45:05
>> Because I just wanted to see what I want
00:45:07
to see.
00:45:08
>> I'm a very like I want to see this,
00:45:10
right? This is what I want to see.
00:45:13
>> And my dad was mad for an entire week
00:45:14
that we didn't go see. He cried.
00:45:16
>> Nerburgg
00:45:17
>> and walked out being like, "You should
00:45:18
have [ __ ] saw Nerburgg." Like he was.
00:45:20
>> But did he like rental?
00:45:22
>> Loved.
00:45:22
>> He loved it. The whole family, it's a
00:45:24
family movie.
00:45:24
>> It's so [ __ ] good. And honestly,
00:45:26
dude, Japanese, god damn, they're rad.
00:45:29
>> Would you say the Japanese currently do
00:45:31
better films than uh Koreans?
00:45:34
>> Koreans right now are leading the film
00:45:35
industry.
00:45:35
>> Thank you.
00:45:36
>> 100%. But that's just a fact.
00:45:38
>> Yeah.
00:45:38
>> Well, that's not an arguable. That's a I
00:45:40
think that's objective.
00:45:41
>> But best movies
00:45:42
>> come out of Japan. Historically, they
00:45:45
>> Yeah. The best directors. Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:48
>> But right now, Koreans,
00:45:51
>> I mean, K-pop Demon Hunters,
00:45:53
>> Korean dramas.
00:45:55
>> Yeah.
00:45:55
>> Kdrama.
00:45:57
Kdrama.
00:45:57
>> Someone's in Now You Can See Me part
00:45:59
three.
00:46:02
>> Who? Me?
00:46:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. You
00:46:04
>> I was in it. I think I'm in it for like
00:46:05
510 of a second. I think it's like a
00:46:07
frame.
00:46:08
>> That's not true.
00:46:09
>> No, it's longer.
00:46:09
>> It's longer.
00:46:11
>> You didn't see it?
00:46:12
>> No, my parents did. And they told me it
00:46:14
was longer at the beginning. It wasn't
00:46:15
just a scene at the beginning.
00:46:17
>> I love your mom.
00:46:18
>> Yeah.
00:46:18
>> They made me see Nerburgg.
00:46:20
>> You saw it?
00:46:21
>> Yeah.
00:46:21
>> How good? How good is it?
00:46:22
>> I got in trouble for vaping in the
00:46:24
theater by my dad.
00:46:25
>> Oh my god. Oh, your dad did it.
00:46:27
>> No, I He got mad at me for vaping.
00:46:28
>> I thought he said the staff got you in
00:46:30
trouble. You're like, "What is this?
00:46:31
Nazi Germany? I can't vape in the
00:46:32
theater."
00:46:34
>> What kind of Oh, so you still spend
00:46:36
wholesome time with your family?
00:46:37
>> He just went back.
00:46:38
>> Yeah, I went to
00:46:38
>> So nice.
00:46:39
>> It was fun.
00:46:40
>> Tell them about Texas. Who did you see?
00:46:41
>> I saw Tony. He him and Tony hung out.
00:46:44
>> I saw Tony and Austin.
00:46:46
>> When was the last time you guys hung
00:46:47
out?
00:46:48
>> Last time I saw Tony was Benji's wedding
00:46:50
like 2021.
00:46:51
>> Yeah, it
00:46:52
>> was a while. But I saw
00:46:53
>> What' you guys do?
00:46:54
>> I just went to Mitsy's a couple times.
00:46:56
>> Oh, that's nice.
00:46:56
>> Up with people there.
00:46:57
>> It's fun though, right? Old friends.
00:46:59
>> What were you doing in Mity's?
00:47:01
>> Just hanging out, smoking weed.
00:47:02
>> It's a late night bar. I got, you know
00:47:05
why I really went is cuz Redband hit me
00:47:07
up and said there was a girl there that
00:47:08
wanted to talk to me
00:47:09
>> and
00:47:10
>> I went and talked to her
00:47:11
>> and
00:47:11
>> she drove me home
00:47:13
>> and
00:47:13
>> we made out
00:47:14
>> and and
00:47:14
>> guava.
00:47:16
>> Guava dick or no?
00:47:17
>> Guava.
00:47:18
>> No. No guava.
00:47:19
>> How did her dick taste?
00:47:20
>> No, there's no guava. Nothing.
00:47:22
>> Yeah.
00:47:22
>> No hookup.
00:47:23
>> No, no hookup.
00:47:24
>> Good boy.
00:47:25
>> Yeah. And also cuz my mom was inside. I
00:47:27
was like, "Oh, you can't come in. It's
00:47:28
loud. My dog will be a whole thing."
00:47:31
>> Why couldn't you go to her place? cuz
00:47:33
she's staying with her brother in
00:47:34
Austin.
00:47:34
>> Oh, okay.
00:47:35
>> Yeah. So, yeah.
00:47:36
>> Let him join. White.
00:47:39
>> White. Uh, no. Actually, not white. I
00:47:42
think maybe kind of Indian.
00:47:44
>> Oo. What's this?
00:47:46
>> Ho ho ho. Bad friends, Miss Jeopardy.
00:47:50
The categories are movies,
00:47:54
music,
00:47:56
history,
00:47:57
and random
00:47:59
>> Bad Friends. Miss
00:48:00
>> Bad Friends Miss Jeopardy.
00:48:01
>> All right, let's see it. Here we go. You
00:48:03
ready to play?
00:48:04
>> I don't know how the game Jeopardy
00:48:06
plays.
00:48:06
>> You just have to ask things in the form
00:48:08
of a question.
00:48:09
>> Okay. In the form of question.
00:48:10
>> Bobby starts. You can pick any number,
00:48:11
but if you get it wrong, you're you go
00:48:13
down. That
00:48:14
>> That's fine. I'm going to lose. You know
00:48:15
that, right?
00:48:16
>> Okay. I'll have a um $100 movies,
00:48:18
please.
00:48:19
>> This is the name of Chvy Chase's
00:48:21
character in Christmas Vacation.
00:48:26
>> [ __ ] Do I get to steal?
00:48:27
>> Can you give me the last name of
00:48:29
>> No.
00:48:30
>> No. Oh, that's the hardest part.
00:48:32
>> I pass.
00:48:33
>> Clark W. Griswald.
00:48:35
>> 100 points for Andrew.
00:48:38
>> Negative 100 for Bobby
00:48:40
>> and Jules.
00:48:41
>> Negative.
00:48:42
>> Negative 100 for Jewels.
00:48:45
Back to the Jeopardy board.
00:48:46
>> All right,
00:48:47
>> Andrew. It's your board.
00:48:49
>> Movies. Movies 200, please.
00:48:51
>> Movies 200. Kevin Mallister gets left
00:48:53
behind in this classic.
00:48:55
>> Home Alone. What is Home Alone?
00:48:57
>> What is Home Alone?
00:48:58
>> That's it.
00:49:01
I guess
00:49:02
>> what is home alone?
00:49:04
>> Good job. Everybody gets that one. 200
00:49:06
points for everyone.
00:49:07
>> This is not working.
00:49:08
>> Why?
00:49:09
>> We got to do individual. Yeah, we we'll
00:49:11
do buzz and individual. All right.
00:49:12
>> All right, Rudy, you're up.
00:49:13
>> I'll do random.
00:49:14
>> Random for how much?
00:49:15
>> Which dollar amount?
00:49:16
>> Go high. Go big.
00:49:17
>> 300.
00:49:18
>> Random for 300. Santa Claus's wife is
00:49:21
the most underappreciated person in
00:49:22
Christmas. This is her name.
00:49:24
>> I don't know. I if you want to pass.
00:49:28
Bobby,
00:49:29
>> who is Mrs. Claus?
00:49:32
>> Who is Mrs. Claus?
00:49:34
>> That is her name.
00:49:34
>> Good job, Bobby.
00:49:36
>> So, we have to fake Buzz in.
00:49:37
>> Yeah,
00:49:38
>> I just tapped.
00:49:38
>> Don't tap the piano.
00:49:41
>> Why?
00:49:41
>> So, since we cleared that hard,
00:49:43
>> Bobby's in first. 300 to nothing to
00:49:45
nothing. You mean I have I have I have
00:49:47
200.
00:49:47
>> We cleared after we
00:49:48
>> No. [ __ ] you. I'm not taking away my
00:49:50
[ __ ] points. He only And
00:49:51
>> where's my buzzer?
00:49:52
>> I only found one in the back.
00:49:54
>> Okay, I'll just tap this then.
00:49:57
Okay, I'll tap to Santa.
00:49:58
>> We're tied 200 to 200 and then negative
00:50:00
100 for jewels.
00:50:01
>> Okay.
00:50:01
>> Yeah.
00:50:02
>> Is it my turn now?
00:50:03
>> Yep.
00:50:03
>> All right. Um, history for 200.
00:50:06
>> History for 200. Jesus was born in this
00:50:09
little town.
00:50:10
>> I got it.
00:50:11
>> Since he guessed.
00:50:12
>> Oh, what what is the point of the
00:50:13
buzzers then?
00:50:14
>> Oh, yeah. I guess
00:50:15
>> I chose it.
00:50:16
>> What is it?
00:50:17
>> What's the point of this?
00:50:18
>> My turn.
00:50:19
>> I don't fancy. Whose turn is it?
00:50:21
>> Bobby.
00:50:21
>> Bobby.
00:50:22
>> Yeah. Uh, where is Bethlham?
00:50:25
You are correct.
00:50:27
>> I don't understand.
00:50:28
>> Yeah.
00:50:29
>> Yeah. Good.
00:50:31
>> You're just mad cuz I'm ahead. You're
00:50:32
going to get ahead. Okay. Ready? Go.
00:50:34
History for 100.
00:50:36
>> History for 100. This was the first song
00:50:38
broadcast in space.
00:50:43
>> I pass. We are the world. What is We are
00:50:46
the world.
00:50:47
>> We are the world is not right. Jules, do
00:50:48
you want to have a chance to guess or do
00:50:49
you want to pass?
00:50:50
>> What is Where is the love? No, it's
00:50:54
jingle bells. This is Christmas.
00:50:57
>> [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ]
00:50:58
>> So, Jules is at -200.
00:51:02
Andrew is at 100 and Bobb's at 300.
00:51:04
>> I still run the board.
00:51:05
>> You still run the board.
00:51:07
>> Thank you.
00:51:09
>> All right. Um,
00:51:10
>> what am I at?
00:51:11
>> You are at 100.
00:51:13
>> What is he at?
00:51:14
>> He is at 300.
00:51:16
>> Okay.
00:51:18
>> I don't I don't get it. Are we not
00:51:20
buzzing in?
00:51:21
>> No. I run the board and once I get it
00:51:23
wrong,
00:51:23
>> that's not what Jeopardy is. What the
00:51:25
[ __ ] are we talking about? That doesn't
00:51:26
even make sense.
00:51:27
>> Oh,
00:51:28
>> no. You have to buzz in.
00:51:29
>> That's not Jeopardy. That's Jeopardy.
00:51:30
>> Yeah,
00:51:30
>> you buzz in.
00:51:32
>> Jeopardy, you buzz in.
00:51:33
>> Yes.
00:51:34
>> Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:51:34
>> So, you pick the question.
00:51:35
>> I didn't know how I never seen it.
00:51:37
>> [ __ ] you.
00:51:38
>> All right. Ready?
00:51:39
>> Yeah.
00:51:40
>> Um, music for 200, please.
00:51:42
>> Music for 200.
00:51:44
>> Santa's three reindeer. Whose name start
00:51:46
with D?
00:51:47
>> Dasher.
00:51:49
Um, oh, who is
00:51:53
Dasher? Donner. Who is Dasher? Who is
00:51:56
Donner? Who is
00:52:00
uh
00:52:04
Dirk Digler? No.
00:52:08
Who is Dasher? Who is Donner? I don't
00:52:10
know. I don't know the third.
00:52:12
>> I don't know either.
00:52:13
>> Three, two, it is Dasher, Dancer, and
00:52:17
>> Dancer. Oh, [ __ ]
00:52:19
>> Dancer. I never remember Dancer. Random
00:52:22
for 200. So, it is still Bobb's board.
00:52:24
>> Thank you. Random for 200.
00:52:26
>> Random for 200.
00:52:28
>> This famous ballet takes place over
00:52:30
Christmas.
00:52:30
>> What is the Nutcracker?
00:52:32
>> Correct. The Nutcracker.
00:52:34
>> Let's go.
00:52:34
>> He's fast.
00:52:35
>> So, Andrew is up to 100 points now.
00:52:39
>> Cool. All right.
00:52:40
>> No, you're up to
00:52:42
>> 400.
00:52:43
>> Yeah. Here we go.
00:52:44
>> Ready? Go.
00:52:45
>> All right. I want to take random for
00:52:47
400. Random for 400.
00:52:49
>> Yeah.
00:52:49
>> The meal Japanese people have for
00:52:51
Christmas dinner.
00:52:53
>> Who got that?
00:52:55
>> What?
00:52:57
>> Oh, I did not mean to buzz.
00:52:58
>> Oh,
00:52:59
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:53:01
>> You have to answer.
00:53:04
>> Uh
00:53:06
um. What is duck?
00:53:11
>> Does anyone else want to give a chance
00:53:13
at it?
00:53:13
>> What is omacasa?
00:53:15
>> Does anyone else want to give a chance
00:53:16
to guess it? No, I don't know.
00:53:18
>> That's why Jules cuz these guys lost 400
00:53:20
points. It's KFC.
00:53:21
>> Ah, that's right. So, I'm down to zero.
00:53:23
He's down. He's
00:53:25
>> down to negative 100.
00:53:27
>> All right.
00:53:29
>> Oh, if you guess that
00:53:30
>> to200. Yeah,
00:53:31
>> Jeopardy. They take your money away.
00:53:33
>> So, it's it's a pretty close game still.
00:53:35
>> Okay. All right. It's Who's board?
00:53:37
>> Uh, we'll give it to Jules.
00:53:39
>> Uh,
00:53:41
movies for 300.
00:53:43
>> Movies for 300.
00:53:46
This man plays a lead in 1946 classic.
00:53:48
It's one
00:53:48
>> I got it.
00:53:50
>> Yep.
00:53:51
>> Who is Jimmy Stewart?
00:53:52
>> That is correct. Jimmy Stewart.
00:53:55
>> Can you be careful with the piano?
00:53:56
That's mine.
00:53:57
>> Okay. I'm sorry.
00:53:57
>> We'll lift the mic off of the [ __ ]
00:53:59
>> All right. I apologize.
00:54:00
>> No. Thanks, man.
00:54:02
>> Sorry, man.
00:54:06
>> It's Bobby's board once again.
00:54:10
>> Okay, hold on.
00:54:11
>> Yeah, we'll get it.
00:54:15
YOU'RE ACTING really weird right now,
00:54:16
dude.
00:54:18
>> You when you get competitive, there's
00:54:21
something goes on in your eyes. You mean
00:54:24
there's stuff going on. I don't like it.
00:54:25
>> You have stuff going on in your eyes.
00:54:27
>> Okay. All right. All right. Movies for
00:54:30
what? 400.
00:54:31
>> 400.
00:54:31
>> Yeah. Go ahead.
00:54:32
>> The highest grossing Christmas movie of
00:54:34
all time. Bobby,
00:54:35
>> what is it? It's a Wonderful Life.
00:54:37
>> That's incorrect. Anyone else want to
00:54:38
try
00:54:39
>> Home Alone? Uh
00:54:43
yeah. What is Home Alone?
00:54:45
>> What is The Grinch 2018?
00:54:48
400 for everyone.
00:54:50
>> Wow.
00:54:51
>> So Jules is at -600.
00:54:56
>> Andrew's at -400.
00:54:59
Bobby is at
00:55:01
>> Nice.
00:55:03
>> Bobby,
00:55:04
>> I'm still running it.
00:55:05
>> It's Bobb's board. All right.
00:55:07
>> Movie is all done.
00:55:08
>> Okay. Um, music for 300.
00:55:11
>> Innercope Records 1987 Christmas
00:55:13
compilation, A Very Special Christmas,
00:55:15
had its proceeds donated to this
00:55:17
charity.
00:55:19
>> What is AIDS?
00:55:20
>> No. Does anyone else want to guess?
00:55:22
>> What is AIDS?
00:55:25
>> I've been asking that question since
00:55:26
1988. Like, what is it?
00:55:28
>> I don't know. I'm not going to guess.
00:55:30
>> As soon as I heard Wham's first song
00:55:32
hit, I didn't know what it was.
00:55:34
>> What is it?
00:55:35
>> The Special Olympics. A special
00:55:37
Christmas.
00:55:38
>> All right. Music for 400. Music for 400.
00:55:41
>> For 400. This 1980s Christmas song is a
00:55:44
rare example of a holiday song that uses
00:55:46
the fs slur.
00:55:49
Popular 1980s Christmas song.
00:55:53
>> I mean, it's going to be my new
00:55:55
favorite, whatever it is.
00:55:56
>> Yeah,
00:55:58
it's definitely an aid song.
00:56:03
>> When did Philadelphia come out?
00:56:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't really know. Teens
00:56:07
Christmas song. I'm not going to I don't
00:56:09
know.
00:56:09
>> Pass on this.
00:56:10
>> Pass. It is Fairy Tale of New York by
00:56:13
the Poges.
00:56:13
>> Love the Poges.
00:56:14
>> Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:56:15
>> All right. Music uh 300.
00:56:17
>> Music 300 is 100 is the only one that's
00:56:19
open.
00:56:19
>> Then that
00:56:20
>> What is the highest selling Christmas
00:56:22
song of all?
00:56:23
>> Go ahead.
00:56:26
>> What is Mariah Care's?
00:56:29
>> You got correct. Anyone else want to
00:56:31
guess?
00:56:32
>> What?
00:56:33
>> What's the highest selling Christmas
00:56:34
song? One of the highest selling songs
00:56:35
of all time
00:56:37
as well as being the number one
00:56:39
Christmas song by all.
00:56:39
>> Can I Can I just take the song or No.
00:56:42
>> Yeah.
00:56:43
>> Go ahead.
00:56:44
>> I can't do it.
00:56:45
>> I don't know
00:56:45
>> enough for sure.
00:56:47
>> Do it.
00:56:47
>> It's only 100. You're not going to lose
00:56:49
much by guessing.
00:56:50
>> Am I still on top?
00:56:51
>> Technically, yes.
00:56:52
>> Yeah. Okay.
00:56:54
>> I don't know the song, but can I sing
00:56:55
it?
00:56:56
>> Yeah.
00:56:57
>> Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
00:56:59
>> Incorrect.
00:57:01
>> I'm not going to guess. [ __ ] you. It is
00:57:04
Bing Crosby's White Christmas.
00:57:06
>> I knew it was Bing Crosby.
00:57:08
>> Who sings chestnuts?
00:57:09
>> Matt King Cole.
00:57:10
>> Okay.
00:57:12
>> All right. How many musics are left?
00:57:14
>> No more music. We have history for three
00:57:16
and four and
00:57:17
>> history for three.
00:57:18
>> History for three.
00:57:20
>> George Washington was busy doing this on
00:57:22
December 25th, 1776.
00:57:24
>> Making
00:57:25
>> he was crossing the PTOAC.
00:57:27
>> I don't know.
00:57:28
>> He was crossing the Delaware.
00:57:30
>> I meant the Delaware. I don't know why I
00:57:31
said the PTOAC. So currently we are
00:57:34
sitting at Jules with negative,000,
00:57:37
Andrew with 700 and Bobby in the lead
00:57:41
with negative 100. No
00:57:43
>> or no negative 300.
00:57:44
>> 300. Yeah.
00:57:45
>> Okay.
00:57:46
>> So you have history for 400 and random
00:57:48
for 100 left.
00:57:49
>> History for four. Let's do it.
00:57:52
>> St. Nicholas was born in this modernday
00:57:54
country.
00:57:58
>> Go ahead. Germany. What is Germany? That
00:58:01
is incorrect. Does anyone else want to
00:58:03
try to guess?
00:58:04
>> I might as well.
00:58:06
>> Yeah,
00:58:06
>> he's so far behind.
00:58:07
>> Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:58:08
>> Uh, what is Denmark?
00:58:11
>> Ooh, that's good.
00:58:13
>> I don't think so.
00:58:15
>> I don't know.
00:58:16
>> Why? Why'd you say you don't think so?
00:58:17
>> I don't know much about Europe, but it's
00:58:19
Turkey. Turkeyy's different from
00:58:21
>> Holy [ __ ] Do you think Denmark and
00:58:23
Turkey are the same place?
00:58:25
>> They're completely different.
00:58:26
>> Turkey by Istanbul.
00:58:28
>> Istanbul is in Turkey.
00:58:29
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's running the
00:58:31
game.
00:58:32
>> Yeah.
00:58:33
>> All right, let's go. One more.
00:58:34
>> One more left.
00:58:35
>> This is for everything. You get this,
00:58:36
you win.
00:58:36
>> But you can still do Final Jeopardy.
00:58:38
>> Oh, okay.
00:58:38
>> You can.
00:58:39
>> All right, whatever. Well, we all just
00:58:40
took a loss on that.
00:58:42
>> Yeah.
00:58:42
>> Frosty the snowman's pipe is made from
00:58:45
this
00:58:45
>> corn. What is corn cob?
00:58:47
>> No, that is correct. What is corn cob?
00:58:50
>> That's 100.
00:58:52
>> He is at
00:58:54
>> Well, we both just got 400 wrong again.
00:58:56
>> I know.
00:58:57
>> He's at negative a,000. Jules is at
00:58:59
negative a,000 and Bobby is at
00:59:01
>> he's 600gative 678
00:59:05
>> 900. All right. So
00:59:08
>> wait a second. If Jules hadn't guessed
00:59:10
anything, she would win with zero.
00:59:13
>> That's funny.
00:59:15
>> Final Jeopardy. The topic is Christmas
00:59:17
music for Latin lovers.
00:59:19
>> God, why did we make him do this?
00:59:22
>> The question is, what is Fancy Bee's
00:59:24
favorite Christmas song?
00:59:26
Now he died.
00:59:27
>> No, she got it.
00:59:30
>> Jules won.
00:59:33
>> Jules won. Why are you mad now?
00:59:38
>> What is Feliz Na'vi?
00:59:40
>> She didn't [ __ ] know how to play
00:59:42
this. Nothing she gave.
00:59:44
>> All right, man.
00:59:45
>> It's [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:59:47
>> Did you already know the Feliz Na'viad?
00:59:50
No.
00:59:50
>> Yeah.
00:59:50
>> No, but it makes sense.
00:59:52
>> Yeah, it's [ __ ]
00:59:53
>> It's not.
00:59:54
>> Yeah.
00:59:56
God damn it, dude.
00:59:57
>> What do you want for Christmas? Let's
00:59:58
Let's say I'm Santa. What do you want
01:00:00
for Christmas this year?
01:00:02
>> Oh, boy.
01:00:03
>> What do you want for Christmas, Jules?
01:00:05
>> Um,
01:00:07
hand mittens. Like a
01:00:08
>> hand mittens.
01:00:10
>> Yeah, like a cute one.
01:00:11
>> You want mittens?
01:00:13
>> Yeah.
01:00:13
>> It's 75° today.
01:00:15
>> Yeah, but it's cute.
01:00:16
>> All right.
01:00:17
>> I want two new bits. Anyone can write it
01:00:20
for me for my special. I just need two
01:00:23
more bits. I'll give you two more bits.
01:00:25
>> Okay.
01:00:25
>> I got stuff for you
01:00:27
>> that that's in my voice.
01:00:29
>> You know, a lot of comics are like, I
01:00:31
got a B for sale. You're right. It's
01:00:33
like I wouldn't say that.
01:00:34
>> You would say something like, um,
01:00:36
>> okay, here we go. What would you want
01:00:38
for Christmas?
01:00:39
>> You know what I really want for
01:00:40
Christmas?
01:00:41
>> What?
01:00:42
>> I want to be I want to spend just one
01:00:44
more minute of time with my good buddy,
01:00:48
the Big C, who's not around anymore.
01:00:51
He's not on the show. He's back east.
01:00:53
And I miss him.
01:00:55
>> Oh, the big sea.
01:00:56
>> The big sea.
01:00:58
>> I think you know what? Can I change my
01:00:59
Christmas?
01:01:00
>> Yeah.
01:01:02
>> I want to
01:01:04
You know what? I want to exchange auras
01:01:07
with him.
01:01:08
>> I I like
01:01:09
>> And the only way you can exchange auras
01:01:10
with somebody
01:01:11
>> is to be with them constantly.
01:01:13
>> And we should be with him.
01:01:14
>> Yeah.
01:01:14
>> Who's Big C?
01:01:16
>> Okay.
01:01:16
>> He He replaced Fancy B
01:01:18
>> just for one episode.
01:01:19
>> Is this my Christmas wish coming true?
01:01:20
>> Yep, it is. Oh my god.
01:01:26
>> Yeah.
01:01:27
>> Sorry that.
01:01:28
>> Okay.
01:01:29
>> THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
01:01:32
>> Big C. Big C, do you miss us?
01:01:35
>> Yes, a lot.
01:01:37
>> Yeah, we had some good times, huh?
01:01:39
>> Yeah, we had a lot of time. I'm happy to
01:01:41
to see you, Bobby.
01:01:42
>> Yeah. Maybe turn down a little bit.
01:01:46
>> Don't turn the camera around. Andrew
01:01:49
Andrew kind of hates me.
01:01:52
Who who do you like looking at better?
01:01:53
Me or Andrew?
01:01:56
>> Both of you.
01:01:57
>> But if you had to if you had to choose.
01:02:00
>> If I had to choose.
01:02:01
>> Yeah.
01:02:02
>> It's kind of difficult right now.
01:02:04
>> Why? Because Andrew's holding the phone.
01:02:07
>> Yes.
01:02:08
>> Okay.
01:02:10
>> Yeah.
01:02:11
>> Come on, Andrew. I I like you.
01:02:16
>> But you prefer me, right?
01:02:19
>> Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:23
>> Don't Don't feel bad, Andrew. I'm just
01:02:25
I'm just playing.
01:02:27
>> I don't [ __ ] care.
01:02:30
>> See how he treats you?
01:02:34
>> Nope.
01:02:35
>> What?
01:02:36
>> Sometimes.
01:02:38
>> What? What did you say?
01:02:39
>> Exactly.
01:02:40
>> I mean, that's what you said, right?
01:02:42
That's what you said, right?
01:02:43
>> I said what?
01:02:45
>> What? What?
01:02:48
>> What did you say? Is this who's on
01:02:50
first?
01:02:51
>> What the [ __ ] are you guys doing?
01:02:53
>> I mean, I don't know.
01:02:54
>> If that's how you feel No, what I'm
01:02:56
saying is if that's how you feel, then
01:02:59
that's what it is.
01:03:01
>> No, no, no.
01:03:02
>> No, either. I I know either.
01:03:05
>> Either way. Either way, we're good.
01:03:07
>> Let's Let's change topic.
01:03:09
>> No, I don't want to. I want to finish
01:03:10
this. Like, why'd you say what you said?
01:03:14
>> What did I say? Can you repeat what I
01:03:16
said? I can't remember. I mean, you're
01:03:18
the one that said it,
01:03:20
>> but I can't remember.
01:03:21
>> Okay. Well, let's move on then.
01:03:24
>> But but I disagree.
01:03:25
>> Okay. And that's [ __ ] up.
01:03:27
>> Okay.
01:03:28
>> Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:03:32
>> Merry Christmas to
01:03:35
>> Merry Christmas, dude.
01:03:36
>> Merry Christmas, dude.
01:03:37
>> What did you wish for for Christmas?
01:03:40
>> Well, I already got it for myself.
01:03:43
>> Oh, wow. Very cool.
01:03:44
>> That's great. You know, it makes me
01:03:47
looks good look good. But everyone
01:03:51
watching can look even better if they go
01:03:53
to bad friends.com.
01:03:59
>> God, I love this guy.
01:04:02
>> Can I say a few a few things?
01:04:04
>> Yeah, go ahead.
01:04:05
>> The episode that we did.
01:04:07
>> Yeah. Tell Well, have you are are people
01:04:09
recognizing you from the episode?
01:04:12
>> Uh, a few did.
01:04:14
>> Who? like from work
01:04:17
>> from like past work uh places and blah
01:04:21
blah blah.
01:04:23
So I I want I wanted to say because to
01:04:27
grow you have to like uh
01:04:32
what else?
01:04:33
>> I I have no idea. You do
01:04:35
>> to grow to grow as a human.
01:04:37
>> Are you a gardener? What's going on
01:04:39
here, dude?
01:04:40
>> No, no, NO, NO. TO GROW AS a human, you
01:04:42
have to like uh
01:04:45
I keep like I I keep
01:04:48
>> Hey brother, let's go ahead and write it
01:04:50
down first and then read it off.
01:04:52
>> Breathe. Calm down, dude.
01:04:53
>> Calm down.
01:04:54
>> I mean, I don't know if I should because
01:04:56
you are not going to like it kind of.
01:04:58
>> What is it?
01:04:59
>> Throw it out there. Remember we talked
01:05:01
about taking risks?
01:05:02
>> Take risks,
01:05:02
>> dude. I mean, to grow as a human, you
01:05:07
need to kind of like
01:05:10
admit your your faults. And reading the
01:05:14
comments of the episode that we did
01:05:17
together, I see a few people saying
01:05:20
like, "Oh,
01:05:22
I don't like, you know, his voice." And
01:05:25
and I have to say that, you know, my
01:05:28
voice is not everyone's everybody's cup
01:05:31
of tea.
01:05:32
But to be honest, I never had boys
01:05:36
flavored tea before, so I don't know how
01:05:37
it tastes like.
01:05:38
>> I knew it was going to be a joke. I knew
01:05:40
he I knew I thought he was going to be
01:05:42
sentimental,
01:05:43
>> right? Right.
01:05:43
>> And I was about to [ __ ] be like, "You
01:05:45
know what?
01:05:46
>> Don't read the comments cuz you're the
01:05:47
shit." And [ __ ] that, Big C. You're the
01:05:49
man. And then he did a joke.
01:05:51
>> I don't even get it. Can you explain it
01:05:53
to me?
01:05:53
>> Yeah. He said, uh,
01:05:55
>> from the beginning.
01:05:56
>> Now I know how you FEEL WHEN I TALK.
01:05:59
>> YEAH. YEAH. It's frustrating. He said,
01:06:02
"I know my voice isn't everyone's cup of
01:06:04
tea."
01:06:04
>> Yeah.
01:06:05
>> But I would know because I've never had
01:06:07
voice flavored tea
01:06:09
>> before. Oh, before. Sorry. Before is the
01:06:12
land. That's the [ __ ] kicker I
01:06:15
>> I'm willing to cry now because people
01:06:17
are, you know, talking about it.
01:06:20
And you know, it takes like a whole
01:06:22
amen, you know, to admit your mistakes.
01:06:25
That's something that Andrew doesn't do.
01:06:28
So try to, you know, be better.
01:06:32
>> Yeah.
01:06:32
>> Next time.
01:06:33
>> Like Andrew needs to be more humble,
01:06:35
right?
01:06:37
>> Yes.
01:06:37
>> It's all ego, is it not?
01:06:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:43
Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:43
>> He's a He's a cool guy. I'm I'm just
01:06:45
messing with him.
01:06:46
>> Okay.
01:06:48
>> You're never coming back.
01:06:51
>> Please.
01:06:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Now, since we last saw you,
01:06:54
have you been Have you had some sexual
01:06:56
relations with a woman?
01:06:58
This guy.
01:07:00
No.
01:07:03
>> He this guy, dude.
01:07:05
>> You said this guy.
01:07:06
>> No, you are my favorite. Sorry about
01:07:08
that.
01:07:10
>> Yeah.
01:07:10
>> God, he can't even stand on his ground.
01:07:12
>> I know, dude.
01:07:14
>> This guy.
01:07:15
>> No, Bobby, you're my favorite.
01:07:17
>> I need to say that to Andrew. Not to
01:07:19
you, Bobby.
01:07:20
>> Yeah,
01:07:20
>> it was a slip up.
01:07:23
>> Thank you. I I forgive you. I love you,
01:07:26
bud. Yeah.
01:07:27
>> I love you, too.
01:07:28
>> Yeah. He's your best friend.
01:07:30
>> I got I have a gift for you for
01:07:32
Christmas.
01:07:33
>> For me?
01:07:33
>> Yeah.
01:07:34
>> For me?
01:07:34
>> Yeah.
01:07:35
>> It should be What time is it right now?
01:07:38
>> It is.
01:07:39
>> It's 6 9 10.
01:07:42
>> Okay.
01:07:42
>> 11.
01:07:43
>> So, 10 o'clock.
01:07:44
>> 10 o'clock.
01:07:45
>> From the pitch.
01:07:46
>> Yeah. 10 o'clock. Uh 10 o'clock p.m.
01:07:48
your time. There should be a gift coming
01:07:50
to your door.
01:07:50
>> You did. You did.
01:07:52
>> You don't even know where I live. Good
01:07:53
luck with us.
01:07:54
>> What do you mean, Carlos? Carlos gave me
01:07:56
your address. Yeah.
01:07:56
>> Yeah, I have it.
01:07:57
>> We have it.
01:07:58
>> Yeah, we do.
01:07:59
>> I need for real.
01:08:00
>> Yeah.
01:08:01
>> Yeah.
01:08:01
>> We had to book your flight.
01:08:02
>> Yeah. Needed.
01:08:03
>> You got to go outside, though.
01:08:04
>> Oh, yes. I gave him my info.
01:08:07
>> Yeah. You got to go outside and wait in
01:08:09
front of the house and you'll see a
01:08:11
white van.
01:08:13
>> Go inside it.
01:08:14
>> You got to go inside the white van.
01:08:16
>> What?
01:08:16
>> It's too cold. It's too cold to go
01:08:18
outside.
01:08:19
>> Trust me, the ICE agents will come
01:08:21
inside your house.
01:08:24
Now we we we have the heater going full
01:08:26
volume.
01:08:27
>> Yeah.
01:08:27
>> Oh, you'll melt the ice agents.
01:08:29
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:30
>> You know, we come from a tropical
01:08:32
country.
01:08:34
>> They don't want to go in the house.
01:08:35
>> We'll get them up. Get them out. Big C.
01:08:38
We miss you, buddy. We really do love
01:08:40
having you around. We think next year
01:08:41
you're going to come back on the show.
01:08:42
Yeah. I think the fans want you back.
01:08:44
>> They want you back.
01:08:45
>> I mean, 50% want me back.
01:08:48
>> Who gives a
01:08:48
>> Who gives a [ __ ]
01:08:52
>> We We love you. We love you.
01:08:54
>> I love you.
01:08:55
>> We hope you have a wonderful holiday and
01:08:57
I think you're the best, Big C. And
01:08:59
we're going to get the boys to hopefully
01:09:00
get you back out here first quarter next
01:09:02
year.
01:09:03
>> Um
01:09:05
>> and and uh we love you and we want you
01:09:09
want to tell the audience have a happy
01:09:11
holidays and thank you for being a bad
01:09:12
friend. Will you do that?
01:09:14
>> Yes.
01:09:15
>> Okay.
01:09:16
>> How's your How should I call the
01:09:18
audience, the people watching? your
01:09:21
call. You're It's on you. It's on you,
01:09:23
baby. You do it.
01:09:25
>> To everyone watching and the 50% that
01:09:28
actually likes me, have a nice holiday.
01:09:31
And
01:09:34
>> and the phrase that we say at the end of
01:09:36
every episode,
01:09:39
thank you for being a best friend or
01:09:42
>> That's it. That's it.
01:09:43
>> Amigo,
01:09:44
>> we love you, buddy. Bye, Big C. Say bye,
01:09:46
everyone. Say bye to Big C.
01:09:47
>> Bye.
01:09:49
Gift time.
01:09:53
Time for gifts.
01:09:56
Thank you, Mone. Why do I have a pen?
01:10:00
And I'll open the gifts. Okay, hold on.
01:10:04
Thank you, Mone.
01:10:06
>> Mad Libs.
01:10:09
>> Mad Libs. Happy Quanza Mad Libs.
01:10:11
>> Very cool.
01:10:13
>> Joki gifts.
01:10:14
>> Mine is Hanukkah Mad Libs. Yeah, cuz I'm
01:10:17
Jewish. Yeah,
01:10:18
>> everybody knows.
01:10:18
>> Really funny. We're not even going to
01:10:20
air this. It's [ __ ]
01:10:21
>> Holiday spirit.
01:10:22
>> No. No. It's [ __ ]
01:10:23
>> This is very nice. Thank you.
01:10:25
>> It's not.
01:10:25
>> It's not.
01:10:26
>> It's not. You don't like it?
01:10:28
>> It's for a laugh,
01:10:29
>> right? We're never I'm going to leave it
01:10:31
here in the studio.
01:10:33
>> What? I'm going to take it home.
01:10:34
>> No, you're not.
01:10:37
>> Thank you.
01:10:41
>> Thank you for being a bad friend. And
01:10:43
merry Christmas.
01:10:47
Yeah.
01:10:50
Woo.
01:10:52
Yeah.
01:10:55
Woo.
