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Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends her attitude's already stinky she's a stinky attitude already dude you're telling me she stinks
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already put the mic as close to I think she physically smells good but I think her attitude is stinky let's what do you think the what are you what are you guys
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doing don't hand it to her nice dude that's a celebrity dude Jesus is she yeah she is oh whoa dude have to wear these you don't have to no but it
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helps hear your own don't that you don't want to [ __ ] your hair it's fine don't do that here then throw it down or just
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put it wherever just hold it please hold it thank you I love these um slacks the
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buttons on the side are cool is this um fashion what Grandma's couch is this made out of yeah I was waiting for that
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well they I got you pants by the way I got you a gift where do you find those you don't buy those where do you find
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them I got you a gift for real cuz I know you like fashion oh I got gifts no you don't dude have a ring so nonth
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thoughtful that's a ring that that a fan gave you but you like Korean okay Korean what Korean
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Rings what is that it's from the that's ring is from theore from the war Korean War okay yeah you know we had a war
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right this is fun I got you I got your pants I got you pants yeah um you did yeah I got you've never got me pants you know what I got
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you if you say career it's going to really bother me dude you said it no that's what you feel
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I didn't say it you said it yeah I had one before not great yeah but I had one oh you know what nck sck Niki has really got in your head my friend Ricky snicky is really got his
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head one on Amazon yeah number one on Amazon um I did get you a gift these are for you these are pants what are they um these are Yeezys Yeezy pants I bought you Yeezy pants I'm not kidding at all
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he saw they Yeezy pants go ahead and open them up so she can see open them up for her so she can see look at that hold
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that up what do you think thank you so much you like those I love them those are vultures those are ye so why are
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they so big they're her size I don't think they are pretty sure they are are those for moamar not that he's big but I'm just saying okay yeah what were you saying
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your attitude right now is different go ahead and introduce Our Guest Bobby Altoid that was so funny ladies and gentlemen it's Bobby alof
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alof um are you are you Jewish no do you want to be what type of question is that's a silly one yeah you're you you aren't
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Jewish no are you sure I'm sure have you done a 23 in me do you know your history
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yeah your genetical makeup do you think you might have owned your family might have owned slaves maybe is that what you're going to ask yeah what do you think Bobby Al is
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of Jewish made being Jewish schol again did you what is did you guys just make this up yeah we wrote all these articles yesterday before you came in interesting yeah huh on the inter why
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does it say I'm of Jewish descent are you no what's the deal why are you so adverse I'm just confused I did I did do
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23 and me I'm not can we stop like looking me up or whatever you're doing I'd love to hear about your upbringing
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oh great may I ask some questions sure was there a lot of flowers growing up like did you see Wilderness did you see nature what do you mean like when you
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walked outside did you see TW birds like what what are you trying to get at I I I want to know if you
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lived in the city or if you lived grew up in the suburbs or the farm take it down oh you're right you think so take it down just a little bit I don't know dude she's provoking me dude too high
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right now all right let me ask you another question I mean the same question but in a different way I want keep it down yeah keep it down I keep it
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down Bobby Altoid no that's off that was so funny the second time and the first time we going to see it again look at her she's G she's ready for you can you ask your
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question my work speaks for itself it does it does so um Bobby yes do you not have a question it sounds like you don't have I do I no I do I did you grw up in the in the suburbs or the
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city um like kind of on a farm a little bit exactly that's what I thought thank you yeah yeah so your dad was a farmer no okay just I grew up on two acres one
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or two acres two acres okay how I I don't want to know the specifics but um is your dad a doctor no what did your dad do he builds houses Architect no
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contractor oh contract my bad yeah handyman contractor architect did your mother work janitor
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custodian president fix it boy blue collar not a collar at all in fact probably T-shirts if I'm being honest no collar no no collars did did your mother did your mother work no what
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did she do she would be really mad if she heard me say that though oh cuz she raised you she did and that's work and
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it's work a lot of work uh I think a lot of work to raise her I think so yeah raise me or people in general just me you specifically is moming a job of
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course what well you're you have that job right I do yeah yeah you're a mommy why do you talk like that did you like work is it a mommy I can't believe people enjoy listening to you guys oh
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and vice versa yeah if I may yeah no I'm kidding I we know why you're popular we
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like you a lot we've considered you the third bad friend and we also um are huge
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fans of yours and also can I just say something you know we normally probably wouldn't do other people's podcasts we
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generally try I do a lot M I do a lot but you do everybody's I do everybody's but um when you ask you and Mark Norman are in the race for h i I know you'll do it yeah but when you asked I was like
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well can I ask you a question though because you asked me way before like six months before I actually did it
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so what the [ __ ] happened you call you text me and you go or you dm' me you're going can you do my podcast I'm going to
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come over Friday Friday comes around you're no a no show and I don't hear you from you for six months later it wasn't
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a noow I said I text you and said sorry to me that's no shows that's not okay you were a show I text you you you
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texted me I didn't just like ghost you I know but it was hour before yeah an hour
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before yeah before you came to my yes an hour before you came to my like I'm not
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com do you want an apology no I want to know what happened TAA had to do it that
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day you got bumped for tigga can I may I ask you a serious question MH who did better numbers I
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mean the audio download TAA did Tiger's audio downloads are going to be better than yours for sure okay go to click on
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her profile picture her photo There You Go videos yeah videos go down to Tiger all right so
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bobb's at what what does it say 1.8 million right there with his leg spread 1.9 1.9 thank
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where's TAA right there at five five million okay he wins he did that hurt so bad it
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was no the whole thing hurt but the but the um the Tik Tok um views were pretty good for me yeah I saw a clip that got like 55 million or something yeah yeah yeah we
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did have a clip that did that so for six months then you're like okay I'm going to do tigga and then for 6 months you
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were gone yeah in that 6 months you didn't think of me no I did but you were like probably not I actually thought you
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were really mean and I wasn't looking forward to meeting you but Rick glasman assured me that you were nice in real
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life there's a guy you should always listen to yeah what do you what's your opinion now uh not much has changed I don't know
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so you scare me a little wow wow it's my what was your pre what was your opinion
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of me before you met me and then after truly I had no opinion of you before good
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people generally don't I had heard of be honest people don't have an opinion to me before generally don't and then when
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they meet you they kind of do and that's a good thing yeah well yours is usually negative no it's positive she just said
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she thought you were an [ __ ] and then she met you and it was confirmed but she had an opinion I think it's better to have an
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opinion than not having an opinion before you should have less opinions is how I feel you know you're acting
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strange today dude what is it you think you didn't sleep well or something did not I know I can tell all night I was worried about this interview yeah me too
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all night I woke up four times to pee thinking what are we going to do what are we going to talk to this [ __ ] goon about yeah yeah and and I didn't
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get any sleep and now I what was your opinion after we met you're lovely am I yeah we got on pretty well let me ask you wait wait no
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no stop I want to move on can I ask one more L and then we'll move on cuz your yours haven't been there's been no good
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questions out of you so far who Who Am I Wrong can we back this up or no I like the flower question yo that
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one was a [ __ ] home run way to go Pete okay the flower question yeah I liked it yeah it's called Nature's
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Beauty you don't know about Nature's Beauty dude you're on fire today go ahead all right go ahead so um
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your opinion of Andrew after you met him is your opinion stronger about him than
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my your opinion about me after that we met is the love you have for me more than the hate you have for Bobby I don't
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think that came out SM I just that came out weird that came out weird is that how is that how you meant it is the love
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for me bigger than the hate for Bob that's how I meant it yeah uh it's like a tie good yeah that's good
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oh that's good where'd you go huh to get that creation yeah okay anyway go you what are you plugging creation what the [ __ ] is going on with you today what is going on with you dude even you saying
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this right now now you would never ask what's going on with me I don't like it whatever yeah yeah whatever you're doing
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right now stop it I had a you're trying to brag in front of her or something I'm not yeah you're changing your thing like
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you know what I mean like I'm like ow that hurt is this normally how your podcast goes you talk to each other while your guest watches oh do you want to yeah let's not compare podcasts yeah
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let's not do this because because yours yeah there we go um you're little girls you're a little girl you're two kids oh no I mean your children yes I have a I have a real
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question okay slow down dude I'm this close to what to what honestly to what leaving not leaving but like really having it having it I'll ho down with you okay let's ho down then what you got
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to sleep better and you had a good set last night no you're delusional dude Bobby yes put your phone down right
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noward dude you know what so what is your question no I have a question yeah with your little ear sticking out like
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that you know you look like a Wood Elf thank you like from the movies going to look up what that is yeah yeah we're
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going to show it you really look like a Wood Elf right show the fans there that's a nice look what would her wood elf name be huh what would her name be
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there we go that's she her thank you bingaling alow Stevens bingaling is balow Stevens thank you and you live live in the deep forest sounds
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good yeah in that mythological world what do you think I would be a troll a little troll I'm a little troll or a big troll big troll okay [ __ ]
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you big troll [ __ ] you dude I have to ask I want to know this is a question because I think about this a lot my
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buddy has three girls when the girls reference their father what do they call him Dad Dad or
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dad Daddy Daddy they say Daddy yeah I just feel like I don't if I ever have a daughter I don't want do you want your
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daughter to call you Daddy it's not weird don't make it weird yeah you could do Papa pop that's weirder how is pop or
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Papa or poppy weirder than daddy Daddy's only weird cuz Daddy's what Puerto Ricans call everybody don't spake me
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Daddy see no it's weird it's weird it just sounds weird you know what I mean I don't like I'll do my homework Daddy
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right doesn't it sound weird I don't like Daddy yeah I don't like Daddy either gross me cute yeah yeah why is it
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why then why sweet but then how come it transfers over into adulthood people do that to like everything go do it again
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do it to something else nice try thank you yeah nice [ __ ] try no one goes no adult male
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goes mommy you'd [ __ ] throw up on site if some if I walked into a friend's house and he was like Mommy can we have Mita America yeah also shut the [ __ ] up
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right now dude no see what I'm saying though daddy transfers into adult langa is koreanet how does APPA sound appa's great yeah APPA and om I'll do my homework
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APPA you R it already what do you think well I know you don't do your homework so I think that's it you're definitely getting spanked anyway it's apaa and right yeah
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dude you're so bilingual that's he Japanese but anyway did you know what kind of Asian I am you know wait wait
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wait you don't know what kind of Asian I am do you care no um what's your favorite ethnic food Mexican oh you like it what dish do you get what Mexican
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dish do you get tamali oh basic what do you think do you really do you think the word basic would apply to you genuinely or no no cuz it's not it's
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not a negative connotated thing basic is kind of nice I'd say I'm basic yeah I would say the same thank you I'm complex you are you are you are complex you know
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what I am diverse I'm two shifts away from the Rubik's Cube being solved and you're when all the colors are [ __ ]
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all over the place which is beautiful it's not a bad thing I I disagree okay I'm already solved all the
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colors on on all the right sides ABS [ __ ] lutely yes you're you really think you're a cohesive thing yeah but
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then I mix you're [ __ ] nightmare right you [ __ ] it up every morning but then I but at in the morning it's back
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to the same colors right it's like a movie yeah right like every day you [ __ ] up all this [ __ ] and then overnight it
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somehow everything fixes it you know why because everybody else is doing it for you someone comes in the room I swear to
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[ __ ] you're dude I'm telling you right now dude you're this close of having a [ __ ] ho
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down you're this close and you we haven't had a ho down in a very long time dude and I'm willing to I'll I'll
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get my cowboy hat and I'm willing to go down dude go get it Focus heha dude focus on the guest okay let's go she's
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on her phone again again oh my God she's bored she's not bored oh she is no no you're not how about you know what you you you you are more than welcome to leave at any time I don't want her to
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can I if you want to go go actually will I don't want you to if she wants to go let her go we did hers who cares she
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does ours if you want to go I I don't want to keep you here if you don't feel like being here if you don't have any questions I do I have a million of them
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I have a million questions all right she's ready to go let her go this is the first time I've ever seen it but I think
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that you're a decent human being looking human being decent looking human being and all
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of it I mean in the insides as well thank you so much were you really saying a question what were you saying what you were saying I was you know what I'll be honest with you I was like I don't have any questions so then I just you know
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what I mean I went with my instinct right and it came out weird you're basic looking good looker what's on what's on
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Bobby alto's Spotify top songs like kids music like what like um Miss Rachel that
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kind of stuff she doesn't make Spotify music she doesn't she doesn't have any jams not on Spotify how about Peppa Pig
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and they don't listen to their music we you know what Bobby let's create a child song now I'll do a line you do a line
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we'll go all the way down the LA sounds good yeah red balloon in the sky with the butterfly me sliding down the slide
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at the park this afternoon I'm I'm gonna pass we'll try it again yeah yeah yeah ahead what yeah I'm not giving nothing
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no no go ahead Bob well you how about open your heart before you when we get to you not make a decision now okay you
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know what I mean yeah okay and the red train going down the track who's that man standing outside my
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window we can just keep doing it yeah yeah go ahead it's the mailman but he's got a
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funny eye why is he staring at me for so long today he doesn't have mail but two
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hatches in his hand interesting and no pants on his legs I call him Billy but he goes I'm not Billy today I'm a [Music]
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murderer you guys rehearsed lot yeah we [ __ ] rehearsed it it's called improv what are you doing sorry too much yeah it's enough I like it too much no I
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like it yeah yeah did you ever did you ever did you take improv classes I should I think you should I think we
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should teach her now no I don't want to no because I'll tell you why what I noticed when I did hers in my mind I'm
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like she doesn't know improv yeah she does yeah so I'm like she if we could teach her then maybe you know what's Bobby's comfort zone where
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do you feel the most happy uh sleeping I love that yeah how many hours a day not
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many because of the children yeah let me ask you something yeah cuz I know a guy
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who saw his Nanny hit his hit the kid oh wow on the thing in the face yeah it was
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abuse wow and the cop showed up a couple days later couple days it's LAPD Bud yeah they got stuff going on yeah unless it's a gang war it's like a k a kid hits big [ __ ] deal if I took that call
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deal but I can if you saw that would you I mean obviously what would you do be enraged yeah I'd fire her you'd fire her
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but would you call the authorities yeah okay like she slapped my kid yeah that's it that's it yeah you're not going to go
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physically assault her you're not going to have a ho down you're not going to make a ring a dingding to somebody who
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should not would not be named and have that woman disposed of for slapping my kid yeah no in the sea you go you cross
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my kids in the sea is that another song yeah in the sea you hit my kids you you don't my kids in the sea if you hit my kids you drown in the sea okay my bad if you hit my kids I will drown you in the
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sea Pacific Ocean we got to be specific why because I think the Pacific is um it's a bigger ocean but it's not a sea Pacific Ocean isn't sea exactly oh Mediterranean Sea so far pretty indian
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sea no that's far how about the bay Mexico Bay sure it's not a c either yeah can you please back on her phone back on your
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phone you guys keep talking to each other what am I supposed to do just stare it yeah okay yeah I well do
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whatever you want be free we're just so glad you came what's that tattoo on your left arm there uh my
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children holding hands will you uh have another one I was going to say will you regret that
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tattoo um cuz they're going to get bigger than not going to look anything like that that's going to be embarrassing you're these are my kids
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but they yeah no I think it's a fond memory they're already bigger than this they have these outfits I saved them
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they you saved those outfits yeah because they're like forever etched on my body do you have any on your legs no
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friends anyway disgusting you're oh God you I remember you saying that a lot when I was with you I was disgusted a lot you didn't say she didn't say that once did she not not on ours yeah you
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cuz I I think I disgusted you yeah many times many times he did not disgust you well he wasn't like putting his toes out
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and like oh my toes are disgusting taking his shirt off I didn't take my shirt off how dare you I think you did I
00:25:26
did yeah I think I did yeah I did but I apologize for that but it was hot we're playing tennis and you tried to like hug me without your shirt on you don't hug right you don't hug I hug no I know your
00:25:39
children but not Str no you don't hug other people not really like if we gave to when you say goodbye when we you
00:25:44
wouldn't give a hug would you I would no you would I do would you hug me I don't
00:25:52
hug that makes perfect sense yeah she doesn't hug who in the room would you hug um so that's Pete on the left that's
00:26:00
uh uh mcon in the back and that's fancy in the white say something about Mone right now I
00:26:06
think who would you hug I hug you wouldn't hug interesting thing about Mone right now you know I hug like my
00:26:13
family what what what's going on I thought remember mcon thought he had a shot with po oh yeah get on the mic you
00:26:20
want to say something I don't know if you want to approach this at all but I know you're I know you're you're he literally thought
00:26:26
he had a shot with you it's so silly well you're single now yes uh yes yeah and I don't know if it's sensitive and I
00:26:32
don't want to be rude and disrespectful to that and I mean I'm being genuine okay but this this this guy this Mor
00:26:37
this [ __ ] he says to us he goes I think she's I think she's really pretty and I
00:26:43
said okay great and then he said I think I think when I go with you to the thing maybe I'll try to chatter chatter up and
00:26:50
I said okay good luck silly silly man and then he said what do you mean good luck you think I don't have a chance
00:26:56
with her and I said I said abely not absolutely well Bobby said absolutely not and I said do you think you do and
00:27:01
he said I think maybe she'd like me no he started going I have The Gift of Gab Gift of Gab that's what he said he said
00:27:07
the gift of it's a Minnesota term and then also he was like very cocky about it and then when I saw him after it he's
00:27:13
like no I didn't have a chance didn't well he didn't say one word yeah didn't say one word so you want to say a couple of words now you're a foolish man go ahead no step up to the mic and say what
00:27:19
you need to say I thought you know we're two movers and shakers young you think that you're even let him do it let him do it you know get up on the mic so she
00:27:31
can see you and say what you need to say go ahead the hair is coming back in I was bald for a bit but you know she can't even look you in
00:27:42
the ey feel a little more confident again but no she's uh she's intimidating can't
00:27:48
can't that's yeah that's your pitch that's the pitch that's the pitch it's so weak W you guys said that this one
00:27:54
was her latest man I did not yeah they say that not me I don't say that yeah yeah yeah Bobby do you do you is this the kind of guy that you would date in your next round of life no no exactly
00:28:06
and why though just give me some some reasons just come curious I feel like he's like 20 he's well he he's you're
00:28:13
same age I feel like I'm 40 so unless he's 40 then he's not my same age you're the same age but go ahead what else what is what some other he has no money I could I'm guess can I
00:28:24
guess he has absolutely no money is okay let's get past that yeah okay beyond the age and the money thing what else I feel
00:28:30
like those are two pretty big things but let's add some more for fun yeah yeah for the sake of the show I
00:28:36
mean is he attractive to you he have a mullet did I see one he has a mullet he has a mullet yeah yeah for now for now
00:28:42
okay okay there's another is he attractive um and like a kid like like oh look at that kid so if he calls you Mommy that's okay that's disgust well
00:28:54
that's Al although can I say something last night cuz I'm I have a friend visiting me and this friend of mine yeah
00:29:00
she goes you know I I know you're going to get mad but I have to say that I think makon is cute and it literally
00:29:07
last night I literally lost my mind yeah is this a girl that you're D yes I literally lost my mind that would gross
00:29:14
me out it grossed me out so he's not cute though at all I didn't I i' have no opinion well look at him right now real
00:29:19
fast do you see anything you like over there I don't want to can we set you guys up on a date no please no okay
00:29:27
pretty please no okay good well you know I'm single Bobby I'm considered the Korean
00:29:34
Timothy Shyamalan so um Timothy shalam shalam you're more you're not really a Shalom what am I more like a tuong Fu bring up chalam yeah that look at how
00:29:48
[ __ ] beautiful that kid is that's not you wait do that face oh yeah I see it I see it you see it yeah I see it actually mhm
00:29:59
look at him okay I really love and I really appreciate you I love you feeling what you just felt cuz I really need you to stay where you are sometimes cuz he's getting real ahead of himself yeah is he
00:30:13
he's late to everything yeah I paid for him to come out to New York I pay for his life I mean and I love him he's
00:30:19
family to me I said come out to New York from the premiere of my movie I want let's ask Bobby what she would have done
00:30:25
in the circumstance my mother is in town I flew my mom for the premiere of this movie kind of a big deal me out huh you
00:30:31
didn't play me out why why would friends oh do you want to come to a premiere of something no but offer should have been okay well [ __ ] dude so I flew my I flew my mom
00:30:44
out I said you have one job M you have to meet me at the premiere and I want you to film me and my mom getting out of the car together it's a special moment for me mhm one job did you get that
00:30:56
footage so did you get the footage as a big yes or no I can't believe Brooklyn at the time no no no no no no did you get that footage were you there before me to get the car me getting out of the car I got on the train yes or no were
00:31:08
you there before me to get me and my mom the one thing I asked you before you did you fil me and my mom getting out of the
00:31:13
car I was you were getting out of the car did you film me and my mom getting out of the car no thank you what would
00:31:18
you do in that circumstance if that was someone you hired on your team for one special moment in your life who you paid
00:31:23
to do a thing and really no other responsibilities he could have done anything he wanted for the [ __ ] four
00:31:29
days in New York go party do whatever he wants one thing what do you do in that circumstance and by the way whatever she
00:31:35
says goes fire him you heard it out go thank you Bobby he's been waiting for that for a long that was super good right wouldn't that hurt your heart yeah Bobby yeah um
00:31:54
when you're ready to date what are you looking for oh um let's have like a little checklist
00:32:01
here so um can we ask you some questions sure all right so um what if he had his
00:32:06
own children that that's fine yeah I guess okay that's fine Blended blended family
00:32:12
like the pretty buch like the pretty buch I can't really like say no now that I have kids right you can do whatever you want what do you but what if they
00:32:18
had what what if they were like stay home forever kids if you know what I mean no I would prefer if they didn't
00:32:23
have kids you know what I mean they have helmets you know what I mean what they're stay home Forever Kids you know
00:32:29
what I mean they're just like whizzing around you know okay what's your next question all right so that's number one
00:32:35
number two what if he was like um I don't have a job but I have money is that okay no he needs to work yeah what if he just wants to stay home and take care of the kids yeah and he wants you
00:32:46
to live your I mean they're whizzing around his room his house he's got to he needs to have his own life okay mhm how
00:32:52
short can he be uh at least 6 feet tall so has to be over 6 feet mhm or 6 feet is like the I it's it's just when people when people are like you it just really you're just cutting out so many people I
00:33:04
think it's fair no it's not fair it's not fair at all I think men under I want to be able to wear heels and not and you
00:33:09
still can and not be taller all right I mean it hurts me why if because cuz cuz when I go on dating sites how tall are you 5 three and a
00:33:22
half FL there's no way are you actually you yeah yeah yeah I am I am and it's like when I go on dating sites like Rya some of the things say R wow wow that's a shot well I didn't
00:33:35
it's a shot to I shot you know you know what you meant when you that's not what I meant I just genuinely was wondering if he's on they let you on that yeah
00:33:42
that's not what I said anybody wow it's really going down not every that even hurts more that anyone can get on it I
00:33:47
feel like I've seen that anybody you just need like a referral code or something a bunch of referrals by fancy
00:33:53
people thank you oh okay will you use the apps at some point or you think you're not going to do that I'm okay
00:33:58
you'll never do I'm waiting to to stumble upon the level all right so but sometimes the app will go I'm not looking for anyone under 6 feet and it
00:34:04
hurts me but anyway let's keep going that's fine just date people under four feet I like taller women not there's
00:34:11
definitely okay then fine there's women who like short guys that's just not for me okaying fair enough yeah there's a
00:34:17
lot of women that like sh you wouldn't have dated Napoleon and that's a shame on you he ran the thing he ran the thing
00:34:24
France I don't even know who that is both of you guys have no idea IDE who Napoleon is he ran the thing Dynamite
00:34:30
yeah yeah there he is right there dude naon Dynamite that's he was the same he was the same height that's Bobby yeah
00:34:36
that's but killing the game look at him look at his dick not that it's not that big yeah you're right um all right let's
00:34:42
go back to the checklist May okay yeah okay what if he um was blind in one eye and in a fiery accident he his ears would just burnt off so you just see
00:34:56
like holes on the side of of his head but he covers it with hair right but when you look at it you can see like the
00:35:04
insides yeah you can see the workings of the ear what do you mean what is it I'm asking you a question next question oh
00:35:11
let's go back to the what if he was a a religion like he was like Zoro asterism you know what that is like one of the original okay nothing all right so he has to be over six feet
00:35:21
tall yes ask her a color what color what is wrong with you guys what color what color you guys I'm done what about Asian are you uh okay with Asian men how many
00:35:32
are over six feet how many Asian you know what toe you know honestly not much but anyway it's actually true that's true interesting I'd love to see your feet thank you Jiminy crickets jimy
00:35:44
crickets I [ __ ] up why would you say that out loud I was looking at her boots right now I go like the boots but I'm like what's underneath it and I go
00:35:50
probably nice feet you're not saying that a gross way are you bud not a sexual no I don't find
00:35:55
her sexually attractive how big are your feet why what size shoe do you wear yeah
00:36:02
that's why a six yeah yeah tiny I bet you have long toes are they long toes do you paint them Bobby long toes yeah do you paint
00:36:13
your h i don't paint them myself no but you get I bet you get gels yeah like like you remember I know I do remember dude that day I'll never
00:36:24
forget oh oh oh oh I for got ouch ouch you get like little lint between your toes or will you save someone and send it to him no it's just this is weird this is
00:36:42
what you do to me then I'm going to leave here and tell people he so what weird you say Bobby was weird that's so
00:36:50
[ __ ] it's so crazy because it's like why can't you ask these questions you can
00:36:55
yeah I'm curious about your feet I'm sure they're love and I'm curious to see the condition they in I mean Pete am I wrong no not at
00:37:02
all exactly do you have a foot fetish I might have one yeah cuz I've been showing people mine yeah well you that's
00:37:08
not what a foot fetish is that's not the same thing you know and I think mine are so nice look yeah you like what you see I don't
00:37:17
want to see it do you um you drink or use drugs I are you the police what are you asking me that for maybe who's asking why are you asking did you have something
00:37:29
traumatic happen in your life growing up no okay you're attacked by an wild animal is that how you usually get information out of people yeah yeah you just like guess until you
00:37:41
maybe get it yeah yeah were you in a cult were your parents in a cult no did you go to church every Sunday yes what church can we say that the religion what kind of religion yeah what kind of
00:37:53
religion Christian well let's get into Jesus Catholic no just just broad Christian like the church was called Christian Church non-denominational yeah
00:38:03
yeah that's a cult you know what dude shut the [ __ ] up that's enough enough about you it is a little bit though but
00:38:09
in a good way I can see you at a Pew on your hands and knees that's Catholic they don't do that they don't do pews that's I can see you see you in the wooden bench okay on a wooden bench
00:38:21
right and then when the song comes you know how they do the song you pick up the booklet from the little I guess you
00:38:27
imately gra the book and really you don't even need the book you have the you have it memorized Jesus
00:38:34
Christ you're my Lord and Savior like you guys are going to go to Hall of and my friend why are we why would we go to hell for praising Jesus mocking
00:38:47
him really really yeah I think we're showing love and respect do you still go to church no when was the last time you
00:38:54
went uhab what I love you Satan another world BS a bob cool I do both like I go both ways and that confuses you that's right but that's the
00:39:12
Ying Ying of me I'm texting Luke oh don't don't text Luke who's Luke my man her manager why like I cut this out yeah no please I you no no listen Bobby Bobby
00:39:25
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby look at him Bobby begging yeah Bobby begging
00:39:31
please don't leave please don't tell your manager that you know mean this was an uncomfortable situation I really
00:39:36
apologize I worship you I love you so much thank you so much for being here Bobby thank you so much for being here
00:39:43
very good I'm kidding any other questions well this was nice I love you so much do I care about thank you okay and before we end I just want to ex
00:40:02
let's have let's have let's do I I know what we're going to do all right because I feel like we're in a hole okay who's
00:40:09
not we me I'm huming I'm I'm huming too okay you're good like a bird yeah right so what I'm want to say is let's go down
00:40:17
the line not a song Don't Worry right but we express how we really feel about each other before we go okay that's good
00:40:23
and and only positives no negatives okay right should I start this is your bit it's not
00:40:31
a bit dude this is your it's an exercise this is your exercise okay it's like a gratitude list can you look at
00:40:38
me okay so Bobby here's how I feel about you okay I'm honored to work with you I
00:40:47
am when I oh really I am when I did your I was so grateful that you asked me to do it because you're hot and the kind of
00:40:55
no like in terms of the numbers like you're you're hot out there not in a like attractive way you know I mean
00:41:02
you're attractive but I know I feel like it I feel like I'm drowning in sadness all the way to China this one's going I I know let me start over all right I was really grateful that you had asked me I
00:41:16
thought we worked well well together it got really good traction it helped me out a lot um I also um I just think that
00:41:23
you're like a anomaly a very talented person and I think that in this time of age we just need somebody like you out there I think you're so important and I just um I think that you're a good mom
00:41:37
thank you and I think I want to see your feet that's it that's good right is that
00:41:43
good you you're oh then you I go to you now okay yeah you're my best and um you're the
00:41:51
best you know and we're going to Austin tomorrow together tomorrow yeah yeah it'll be fun yeah and I just like working with you and I trust you IM immensely God bless and I love you so
00:42:01
much go ahead now your turn okay Bobby mhm be real dude be authentic Bobby good I got here we go you
00:42:19
know it's happening I'm oh no cuz you're feeling it and that's what I love it's organic it's so organic D I'm letting it
00:42:26
rip Bobby will you can you you know what go in the front room just so I can have like a moment this have a
00:42:38
cigarette I really want this to be I want I want it to count I'm sorry I made you come here and
00:42:45
do this I'm sorry I know you said you didn't want to do it and you said this going to be a waste of your time and you don't like Bobby and he makes you
00:42:50
uncomfortable and you said it over and over and I'm sorry okay do you accept my apology no okay
00:42:58
that's up how do we get out of here Mone will help you out that's okay yeah can I
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00:44:26
it did you like it I Lov it would you like it did I see dun yeah yeah I didn't see dun and I'll tell you why I want to re-watch Dune one before I go again that's what I did the night
00:44:37
before I went to see my cousin just did that that was a smart idea he got stoned he watched Dune one and then he went to the theater and watched Dune 2 so I
00:44:44
that's what I need to go back to do yeah tell you this man Elvis he really has got it Presley he's in it no hey what's
00:44:52
up with the sand no Austin Austin what's going on over the sand yeah oh can I have a bragging Point let me let me brag
00:44:57
can I brag no I got a better I got a better better bragging Point than that what is it Austin Butler played Elvis
00:45:04
yes welln right yeah when we toured Graceland you didn't come with us you refused to tour Graceland when I toured Graceland the teenage kids you know some
00:45:15
of like the you've already told the story before not on this show I love it I'm want to do it again can I can I tell
00:45:20
it teenage kids were like stino bad friends loved it yeah the woman goes I'm sorry I don't know who you are yeah the guide I said that's okay most people don't she goes well
00:45:32
they seem to know who you are she goes that's really surprising I've given a lot of celebrity tours this place and a
00:45:38
lot of people just don't really recognize anybody I said like who she goes Austin Butler who played Elvis I
00:45:44
walked him through this entire property not one person stopped him and I said take that Austin Butler this is before
00:45:51
the movie came out no of course not that's insane it came out it was already way out I think as a guy he might be
00:45:57
unrecognizable he looks like a very like he a chameleon yeah he able let me ask that's a chameleon I
00:46:05
want to say this though look at that guy you might not know that's him bro he was so good in Dune 2 I'm sure he was yeah
00:46:11
he played Frey fade R fade R fade Roa Haron haran correct that's right yeah let me have a chance to say it okay look
00:46:23
at how much better he look at look at look at the the first picture down in the second row I mean what a first
00:46:28
picture look at how handsome he is so handsome but as Frey cuz sting played that part remember in the the David
00:46:35
lynon and he was and sting was like every breath you yeah yeah that's a police song isn't it yeah it's a Sting still him very good but what's the difference do you like sting more or the
00:46:50
police more oh the police by far isn't that weird though why did I not like sting
00:46:55
after the police because he went really family kind of his songs were very like Poppy and no it was just yeah
00:47:03
like what's that one song that he sings I don't even remember uh oh oh oh he sing field of
00:47:10
field of oh yeah what's it oh he sings A Streets of Philadelphia no not that's the field what's the field one what's the field one kidding give me the lyric I think I can sing it no Fields of
00:47:21
[Music] Gold of rapture or whatever it is you remember that's it when the west wind
00:47:34
blow the ways of rapture that's right yeah yeah Fields of Gold that's that song what's your favorite police song oh
00:47:41
God I like it get on the ground get on the ground that's enough yeah yeah yeah I
00:47:46
can't breathe I can't breathe why can't we do that bad boy bad boy bad boy that was a
00:47:53
great song it was a really good song but uh my favorite my favorite police song was uh um maybe I'm going to sing the
00:47:59
hum and let's see if you know it ready my favorite police song yeah yeah s yeah that song is about us you know
00:48:16
that right Rock Sand's a good song that song that I'm singing is called man in the suitcase it's literally about our life why must I be the man in the
00:48:24
suitcas is with the strangest face yeah the police were great so good so good and then um you know what I listened to the other day that I was I had listen the cars love so many good songs The
00:48:37
Cars Shake it up Shake It Up that's so good it is really good I've been watching I haven't seen I haven't seen anything because I've been watching
00:48:49
uh Shogun Shogun everyone's talking about Shogun Shogun is so good yeah but also I've watching uh I watch curb I watch through curb oh U Richard Lewis stay up to date
00:49:02
on curb yeah amazing I heard shogun's great there's only one problem oh I'm not in it not enough white people oh okay I I don't think there's anything in Shogun for me though
00:49:14
I don't think so either why I can do Shogun that's good yeah yeah ow ow is that what it isow you got the roll yeah I got it you got the roll
00:49:26
I why can't I die I mean that's what they'd make you do for sure I know but I can die in a in
00:49:31
a dramatic show of course no let me just no let me just do it right I'm sleeping I'm sleeping some
00:49:45
Samurai comes up to me go to bed I'm like is he suck on my dick he's not no I know no way then I go oh I feel a pinching in my stomach oh it hurts yeah in your mind when you're sleeping
00:49:59
you would hear that noise you go you check no dick sucking cuz my sides hurt I look [Music]
00:50:11
down Tong why tongo I I we grew up together in the valley the river we at by the creek is it too much I don't like I don't like
00:50:26
this why I don't know what it is don't let me finish it okay that's why you don't you don't let me finish my scenes not if they're falling apart I know I'm like the I'm like the [ __ ]
00:50:37
conductor who's like baale ba but you're directing it right so just cut it right cut yeah so yeah exactly dude let's go
00:50:45
back to one and I'm as an actor I I'll probably still do an Asian accent even when I'm not shooting just to be in the
00:50:51
role uhhuh could I ad lib yeah add rib I can add rib yeah yeah yeah yeah are you ready I'm so prepared action you say action or do I just go I have to say it
00:51:04
my my no no like a good director take your own action oh really yeah oh oh oh cut you're getting stabbed I know I don't think you ow you when oh yeah yeah yeah cuz the OU was this you're so
00:51:26
stupid dude sometimes who I'm the director yeah yeah I I don't care dude I fired no I I no don't fire me you're
00:51:32
fired I going tell you why you're wrong the OU was the first two is realization oh you yeah yeah oh you and then oh you
00:51:39
is I open my eyes cuz I'm [ __ ] sleeping yeah you're oh you're napping yeah yeah and I'm going oh you right
00:51:46
betrayal betrayal oh that's the line betrayal betrayal as you die yeah okay ready action oh oh you betrayal no it's a
00:51:57
little too ex I'm not done too excited I'm not done are ready all right right okay I'll take my one oh you betrayal
00:52:06
Tony oh it's Tony yes and it's it's Tony Soprano yeah well let's fuse the Two Worlds I got to do what I got to do yeah yeah sorry I got to stab you show how would you would you stab let me do you you do stab Shogun
00:52:19
sorry I got to stab you what do you want to do yeah yeah let me stab you oh you do now I'm the director but you have
00:52:26
it's Shogun ready uh scene 46 Shogun you know the Rapture scene action cut was it not believable that I was getting stabbed in my sleep yeah but
00:52:44
you're not an Irish guy how was I Irish I look this way no but you're supposed to be would give a Japanese guy oh okay
00:52:52
yeah yeah so we don't do that all right so anyway God damn this guy I should have auditioned this guy man I swear to God I shouldn't have offered anyway Rapture scene scene 36 take for 15 and
00:53:14
action you stub me oh Fair it's cut I mean yeah um what they say call The Academy what do they say they go um you know what I mean what does the director
00:53:26
say print that print [Music] that print that [ __ ] dead on it you know when you go on a set and they have that red light and it says do not enter when light is on we're rolling always do I always I do it every time I'm not
00:53:40
going to stop what are we talking about let me in let me in what the [ __ ] is going there's food in there let me I
00:53:45
don't understand what you're saying when they're rolling on a stage they put red lights up to make you make sure that you know that they're rolling to not end oh
00:53:51
I never oh dude I go in every time I'm hungry craft service is there I'm hungry not only that it's like I always tell because there's always wardrobe and people waiting there cuz they don't want to cross and I go you know what I always
00:54:02
say I go I'm quiet yeah sneaky I slowly and those doors are so heavy you can there's padded too yeah they're fine they're so fine that no one's going to hear you yeah yeah oh my God I wanted to
00:54:14
show you this dude because because because because because we're going to Abu Dhabi people know
00:54:20
uh one of the princes ah Prince J bought prince Jasmine look up look up no no no
00:54:27
just write write Saudi Prince billion dooll jet some guy just bought a billion doll outfit of this jet look at this [ __ ] thing it's going to blow your mind maybe it's is that yeah that's it the first
00:54:40
picture the first one Saudi print that one a bill look at the [ __ ] photos of this thing alwa a billion dollars yeah
00:54:48
so 500 million private Boeing jet and then outfitted it with another I don't even know it says it in the article I
00:54:54
mean dude the [ __ ] bedroom we got to get one of the princes while we're over that to let us on their plane
00:54:59
for a billion dollars he should have gotten an Airbus okay you know what it's a 737 Max
00:55:06
exactly they're on recalls that's a beautiful room though that's you and me imagine sleeping together next to each
00:55:11
other but let me say something how many princes are there because every time I think about the Middle East Google it
00:55:16
how many people say there's so many princes there's got to be you're my little prince so does that count how
00:55:22
many princes are there in the Middle East the number of princes is estimated to be at at least 7,000 wow most of the
00:55:29
power and influence being wielded by 200 or so we got to get to the 200 I think the rest of them the
00:55:34
6800 we don't need what are you talking why not we want to get to the 200 princess we don't want to be like oh
00:55:41
that's the you know what I mean the prince of that this mountain you got to start somewhere buddy okay I'm imagine
00:55:47
you I'm print which one are you Jasmine prince Jasmine yeah I prince Jasmine do you know Prince aled SB do you know I do not know but I've seen him at [ __ ] you let me keep going with the
00:56:00
bit I'm prince Jasmine right and I'm going to tell you I just became Prince there was only 6999 Prince okay Prince I'm 7,000 prince prince Jasmine do you
00:56:10
hello I'm prince Jasmine you have a private jet that we can go on oh yeah wait how big is Southwest oh you own a
00:56:16
Southwest plane no I am number a one two and three yeah we get to go on first wow
00:56:23
wow before business it actually would be called uh far far Far East Airlines yeah Far East air Far East yeah anyway uh
00:56:31
what's your airline called in the Middle East oil oil air oil air well deliberate yeah and can I tell you how we got our
00:56:38
money how did you get your money we don't have oil oh my family really Barrel you own one barrel a several oil
00:56:47
barrel I hope you'd have a lot of barrels no you 12 oh you own the physical Barrel the barrels oh right so
00:56:54
we get a piece by the way a barrel prce is so funny yeah Barrel P everyone's like your money must have come from oil
00:56:59
he's like the barrels that's what I'm saying and they're like yeah but not the oil inside like we manufacture barrels
00:57:06
also we are the barrel Barons we also we have technology that we take sand and to put in the mud oh you make sand mud we
00:57:14
have the technology you make S you know how very simple water get out of town yeah Barrel princess is actually a very good idea the broke it'd be funny to be like the broken you be Prince of the
00:57:25
prin if you're the brokest of the princess you be a prince now it's like your money must hi
00:57:32
hi hello um well at this hide this is where the prince convention is MHM it's interesting what is your name oh I'm sorry I should know yes I'm
00:57:44
I offended you your prince jabawaki I read about you thank you yeah and you dance I will dance yeah yeah but
00:57:56
mostly yeah I count money mm I've made a lot of money yeah do you know how can I guess sure rugs kind of yeah yeah cool Tays I own
00:58:10
the biggest toue company oh you do yes but magical on head rugs head rugs but they're magical tpay yes they will get you [ __ ] magically when you put on wowow that's a great prince the prince
00:58:23
barrel and Prince tupe gu should should they should hang out by the way I'm sure the the people listen to this in [ __ ]
00:58:29
Dubai are now like [ __ ] these guys [ __ ] these guys yeah but can I when we go to Dubai Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi I've been
00:58:37
there before oh you've been to Abu Dhabi yes I did a show there once United Arab Emirates yeah we get business right yeah
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it's business we're going for business not pleasure no there a business class I can't do a [ __ ] coach on that well I
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hate to break it to you my friend but no we're not flying business class we're flying regular and we have to stop like
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three times we have to stop like in Japan are you [ __ ] kidding me right now we stop in Japan then let's not do
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it uh we chop in Japan in Delhi and then in for some reason we stop like somewhere in Eastern Europe then we get down there I don't think we should do it then it was a good I got it an Expedia
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it was like 38 bucks a person each way wow it was worth it no we're have you been to an I've been airports in the in different parts of the world where you see like chickens andot on the field
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dude when we were in [ __ ] I don't I don't even know if I told you this when we were leaving Sicily we were in this
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[ __ ] airport it wasn't open we had to wait outside the first flight was 10:00 a.m. these [ __ ] showed up at like 9:56 wow and the guy was like okay
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okay come come like open the gates to the [ __ ] airport and I turned and I was like to my dad I was like should we
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not get on this [ __ ] is it was it a one flight straight to America or was it no it was a flight from Sicily to Rome
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Ah that's where the good ones they open the [ __ ] airport I'm not kidding security was closed wow and I was like
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is this a good idea this guy showed up like 5 minutes before we're taking off what's what's the food like in Abu Dhabi
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no sisily oh a lot of it's a well it's a lot of uh fish it's a lot of seafood southern Italy is a lot of seafood it's you know a lot of Mediterranean style stuff do you like if you like seafood go
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down there if you're not a seafood guy I highly recommend avoiding it because we had there's always someone in your group
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who's like I don't really like seafood you're like well [ __ ] dude that's all they have down here but is there a pizza place of course yeah you're going to get
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pizza like is there like a round table yeah there's a Jack In The Box you know what's so funny there probably is a Jack In The Box out there no there is a pizza place down there but there's I know obviously it's Italy but no there's
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not a corporate pizza place no there's no Round Table I'll tell you in Rome there's like a Domino's or a Pizza Hut Rome Rome in Rome has stuff like that
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they have McDonald's they have all that stuff all right it's [ __ ] it's Rome it's Rome yeah yeah yeah it wasn't built
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it was built on the shoulders of Pizza Hut cuz let me ask you something about pizza cuz you you got to get a pizza pizza yeah Pizza Pizza do so there's
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different kinds right of what Detroit yeah Detroit style chicag it's square like a squared type of pizza yep and
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then you have deepest Chicago where it's deep deep deep deep deep deep deep Y and what I'm saying is is that do do people
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go in like there was there a guy in Detroit like I don't like it Circle yeah I'm sure he was an immigrant
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moved there and decided to change the I want Square uh-huh that's interesting to me I love that yeah I do too you know
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who these kind of people are people like Bobby Lee people who break the mold people who go against the grain who swim
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upstream who don't just do what everyone's doing they challenge the ideals that are put out in America right
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now play some really inspirational music they challenge the ideals of what's happening in the world because most of them are Antiquated [ __ ] boom bada
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bing and bada boom bada bing I'm here I'm here I'm here [ __ ] you know make make well
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welcome to the city open up a restaurant I have a [ __ ] idea my friend what kind of restaurant I'm From Italy oh
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you're from Italy yeah where you from yeah where you from huh where you from alab Applebee is out back Italy Apple
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you're from Applebee Italy Applebee out back all the garden in the garden he's from Chile Italy how you doing bada the
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boom bada the boom okay I'm pizza place are you [ __ ] kidding I'm right over here man I'm I'm over here man you're
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over here I'm over here how you doing all right how you doing let's a [ __ ] pizza man all right all right tell you
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something about where I come from my family okay we take a very large pepperoni very large is this Sebastian Mana scalco is that what you're doing no no I'm not no I'm doing I'm a [ __ ]
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down sorry sir you take it yeah right got it check this out my friend right right well and then we put the breading
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on it oh it reverse right so we I put chunks of bread on this gigantic pepperoni so it's like a calone no but it's no because the
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pepperoni is exposed it's [ __ ] exposed my friend so you like your guts if I [ __ ] kill you in the desert I'll [ __ ] expose your guts in the [ __ ] vultures I don't want any harm pal
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[ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I don't want no problems [ __ ] jab you with a [ __ ] [ __ ] so wait you're proposing
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you're proposing a pizza with just bread I like it yeah here's a million with the cheese with with the cheese inside the bread bits check it out my friend and then you
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know what you think I know what you hey I know what you're [ __ ] seeing right now to me right now my friend I'm going to tell you something right now right P
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Bell mushroom very good a gigantic one so it captures the juices right so you put the pepperoni right in the Porta gigantic Portell right and you [ __ ] the [ __ ] the bread
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chunks with the cheese inside the [ __ ] [ __ ] thing man the [ __ ] onions and pepperoni pepper [ __ ]
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[ __ ] [ __ ] what you think my friend are you bu are you going to buy buy you gonna buy it I think you're never going to make it that's [ __ ]
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rude dude what [ __ ] rude no I don't know he he doesn't believe in your business it's flawed it's flawed I know you know halfway during I was like I don't know even know why yeah but you
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keep going it was awesome but it was I was very confused you just keep going you know sometimes you keep going yeah
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and the world stops I you know what and can I tell you something what I'll stop the world and melt with you let me ask
01:04:34
you something about stop the world and melt with you what a great song so good so good let me ask you something when we go to Austin what day is our thing Friday Friday we leave tomorrow night
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yeah Friday Friday we have to do a thing during the day Saturday nothing well Saturday I guess we can say it because
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it'll have already happened when this comes out we're doing Popin special ler shows at Rogan's Club two shows I didn't
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know that we are you and I going to do standup yeah oh that's great you didn't know it you proposed it to me you said
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you wanted to do new material shows there do you not remember this I want to do that you literally said let's do new material show it was your proposal let's
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do it that's the funniest thing I've ever heard you were like I didn't know that I called Adam there there he is what you doing when your [ __ ] organs
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exposed yeah very good [ __ ] ripping with my [ __ ] family [ __ ] aroms how good did feel to watch her ber Mone though did that feel good at least dude when I brought
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that up though loved it best part did it hurt in the beginning though it was like what the [ __ ] is he doing no I knew
01:05:34
exactly what you were doing I was like [ __ ] yeah you don't have a shot you can't even play anything off I'm like I
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don't even you don't have a say hey Hey listen to the Don when he's talking the here don't got [ __ ] your name would be Don Wong Don Wong my
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friend the Don Wong my friend my other friend go ahead tell about it I really hate this impression [ __ ] terrible it's terrible I love it it's so bad it's so
01:06:06
interesting it's so bad this guy you like it you it I like it I like it you like it you like it I like it dude Honestly though no joke a mafia movie
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where like it's very serious and deep and dark and they bring him in the room and they meet you doing that I [ __ ]
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lose my [ __ ] if it's like a dead serious where it's like everybody we called a meeting cuz we want to have a
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conversation the Don would like to talk to you someone else is like what did I do to the Don I didn't do nothing to the Don look he just wants to speak with you
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for five minutes opens the door it's you with a hot rod bright orange hat on like this you look just like this yeah yeah
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no [Music] no how you doing you doing here are you doing when we have this meeting when we on this Mee you [ __ ] betray my family thank you for being a bad
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[Music] friend woo yeah woo yeah