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hello hello hello I'm Thomas B Jefferson the Adams thei and I'm William Randol guest on yes the first the first we're coming to Washington DC coming to Washington DC
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Washington DC come respect your forefathers go to badri pod.com badp pod.com badri pod.com you two are bad
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friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends happy birthday to you my
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friend Happy Birthday to I got you I have two presents I have one coming in the mail this it hasn't come yet but I
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got you one gift Sushi well open it okay are you going to be real I hope it's sushi it's not come on oh dude what is it open it happy birthday
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buddy what did you get me for my birthday did you get me anything yeah I got you one that's a lie no I literally
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got you one oh wow you don't like it wow who told you to get this no one you liar a brand new new Pro X3 Pro X x 3
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something something a brand new Rangefinder for the golf course this is so nice yeah it's a nice one huh did you
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open it up why is it not R I don't know why they sent it me that way so it's been used you bought a used rank I swear
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to God I didn't you bought me a used R for my birthday I I think it's right straight from the [ __ ] range find the place is this wish.com no I got it from
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I I'll give you my receipt I don't know why it came that way this is so cool this is like the one one of the best models I know I got you it I have
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another thing better even coming even better than this yeah really I believe it yeah wow I can't even believe that
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this is real right now I feel like this is a scam it's going to explode on happy birthday dude thank you dude I love
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because you know I've never given you anything that's right and um there's a sense of guilt there shouldn't shame and
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uh this is so nice yeah and I I and I did some research you did yeah I've never researched and I usually get like
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standard [ __ ] yeah Starbucks card you know what I mean nothing nothing is the most yeah it's my favorite gift to give is nothing brand new nothing from the factory I got to tell you
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sometimes a brand new nothing is incredible it's incredible dude and can I say yeah best gift I've gotten in
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years are you real I swear to God you wait for the second one though you're going to love it okay okay mine okay let's see what it is go I'm excited for
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this and by the way in the meantime we're celebrating our 1 million subscriber but can I just say though there that's from my Golden Chicken you got me a is that is it like
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a toy no it's real you know it's real it's a real chicken leg dude wait you what this is
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from Kentucky Fried Chicken Jollibee oh no the jollybee yeah Jollibee wait he got you a Jollibee I did I didn't cook this okay this is
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Jolly Be why did did you have to touch it I have clean hand o o happy birthday dude thank you dude yeah oh so
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good so good you think I'm just going to eat a CH you came in with one single piece
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of chicken where was this transported inside of a bucket where's the bucket there get the bucket get the bucket we don't trust we don't trust it doing just before wait wait wait wait let me say you something there's more than one
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chicken finger in the bucket he gets one what what give him the bucket give me the bucket okay let me just be honest I
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didn't give you a gift yeah I know [ __ ] man no [ __ ] oh my God oh my God how dumb
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do you think I am this was for the Filipino American mons wait that's how I feel that's how I
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feel about Filipino clean it up Mone right now yeah yeah get in here and pick up the chicken off the floor I didn't
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first of all vote for it I would have checked no on it insane insane dude that you that you didn't get me a gift and
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then you brought me a and then you brought me a fake a fake offering it was a fake offering a fake offering dude what's in your purse I have to sanitize me too
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why do you have to sanitize what were you doing just before yeah what was wrong you have to sanitize it I mean
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look at how greasy my fingers are I didn't even eat it look at my hands yeah they're shining can the is the light bouncing off of them just throw me the
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hand sanitizer it was hey jwes Jules it's embarrassing we see it his head literally hit me in the hand I couldn't
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what is that jalab napkins come on yeah I'll take that what company is it from trip oh triple yeah those are fine triple naps are fine happy Filipino uh
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American wait but I bought Filipino snacks oh you really did oh you did where hold on Mone please get them so
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she running out of the room is insane you could have sat in your chair the whole time we could had someone do why do we hire these people to be at the
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studio if they're not going to do work also what I thought we were doing the 1 million celebration [ __ ] episode was kind of my birthday but kind of not at
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all but look at this oh whoa whoa okay here we go oh wow wow I'll I'll I'll introduce it wait so wait a minute let me make something clear my best friend on Earth Bobby Lee gave me
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an incredible gift for my birthday which I am genuinely very appreciative of did not get a gift from you or you or you
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did I did I oh also can I just say this too wow on my birthday we did a [ __ ] we did a thing yeah bad friends Bobby Lee birthday thing right not nothing for my friend here man nothing for me he's my sidekick is that what I get I did
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talk to uh your wife about what I should get you ETA so and so it's on the way we're good it's on the way wait wait gift Bobby's just here no but he has
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another one on the way okay even better he has more to come you have zero here my brother's like a
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Hanukkah every day you get one every day you get one for the week I'm offended honestly I'm mad at all three of you yeah it's it's disgraceful it's disgusting what oh
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okay so these are my favorite I want to take a minute to say a million subscribers on YouTube okay happy
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birthday birthday to you subscribers on YouTube we want to thank the so very much for being here for us this is
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incredible we this is such a pinnacle it's a pinnacle in fact I I had I ran into a guy today who said to me and I
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mean this and we do really love the fans we appreciate you guys so much it's been incredible the show Boston was
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unbelievable immense it's been so cool and I will say this about a fan he came up to me and he goes I'm a I'm a patreon
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I'm a subscriber to the patreon and he goes I got to tell you I'm a little bummed because I get excited for Mondays
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but now I see the episodes on Friday and now I feel empty on Monday so should we do an extra special
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one for him every Monday just for that guy for that guy okay his name is Michael no no Michael no no okay let's
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see some of this Filipino ameran food you've got for us for getting my birthday okay so these were my favorite
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snacks in the Philippines growing up growing up okay pull one at a time just a bag of live bugs we just going to eat
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live bugs okay first one cheese ring cheese ring okay are they onion ring are they like no funions funions because I know you got let us open them I you know funion is the onion rings forget
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it okay okay try this yeah please open it let's let's look atack let's rank them let's rank them well let's look at the packaging and rank it first of all that is that Japanese yeah the seems
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Japanese seems Japanese there's a [ __ ] Swedish girl in the [ __ ] there's a Swedish is from Sweden I don't
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know why is she so white let's just tell cheese flavored snack it's the best oh you know what
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they look like they look like I mean why is it so puffed up I don't know okay okay how does it smell first smell first smell a foot
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comes to mind that's a foot just try that's your favorite food as a kid is it Mongoose toenail
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flavor that's what it smells like [ __ ] toenail flavor that is so gross I eat it we have to we
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don't have a now we have to try one we can spit it out in the bag look it's like a [ __ ] it's a little prolapsed
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anus it's Donald Trump Trump's [ __ ] look at that it's a little Trump Donald Trump's [ __ ] that's a Donald Trump prolapsed anus and we're going to eat it
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live on the show yeah okay here we go let's try one he likes it yeah he actually likes
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it bro when it comes to taste and smell let me see completely different okay so the smell is atrocious tast don't smell
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it okay I'll just hold my nose fantastic yeah it's pretty good don't throw it away I'll keep it this is just like the Philippines don't smell it
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you don't just enjoy it I've had Kila I never smelled her [ __ ] ju just enjoy it
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I just ate it really because if you smelled it you want it you won't want it these are
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really good but when you taste it it's like cheesy wow all right next you diarrhea but it's okay we might get
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diarrhea though yeah give next one Patos the sour cream and onion they're just chips right yes okay Piat Piat by the way the company is made by Jack and Jill
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uh flavored potato chips okay smell it first again dude let me smell it first oh my God again it's like footy feed feed feed feed feed feed feet oh my God that's worse than the other one dude God
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are we going to get sick is this going to make us sick maybe okay great okay great yeah this is like a Samo armpit
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ooh have you ever smelled a Samo armpit of course yeah I've been to the island yeah it's like I don't know try one you
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have to try one now also can I also visually yeah really pad really bad what this is terrible no design what design whatsoever you know what shape do you
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even call this aent a pentong a pentong yeah this is a pentong pentong yeah let me taste
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it see let's see if it give it a whir is it good you seem like you're still in the middle of judging if it's good because the aftertaste means a lot in this kind of stuff because I still have it visually so I'm trying to get that rid of my
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mind it's okay okay it's not it's okay right rate out of 10 well the first one I'm going to give three I'm going to give this a six six yeah okay out of 10 it's average it's like been there
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done that cardboard yeah yeah cardboard this tastes like what I think a r rainbow sandal would taste like yeah
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yeah after like a after like a San Diego bro war three or four years exactly with a little bit of beach sweat a little bit
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of sand in your toes this is not good this one's a three and and and and that a three is generous it's pretty generous okay this one is the best okay the
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second best okay pillow pillows pillows pillows amazing they just name everything things they wish they had yeah yeah what a random thing right she's like next up is blankets and yeah
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this one's called Lamp fixtures have you guys tried electricity all right here's pillows A Better Bag a better design I like this kind of a heavy you know what I mean a
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heavy rip and pillows is a Ube filled cracker oh smell it first ooh really I like it I like the smell of Ube is good for me baby oh this
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is like that's topnotch you can tell by the packaging it's higher end let's see let's eat yeah we must test
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yeah yeah three out of 10 six out of 10 okay let's look at the right it's a square I've never seen
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something so purple what are we talking the pillowy the sound of the crunch is very good high-end crunch I don't like it you hate it let me try I don't like it I don't
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like it wow all right let me try a pillow there's something inside of it I know I tasted it I don't like you know
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what this looks like it reminds me of what's that the cereal the [ __ ] cereal Wheat Thin or whatever the [ __ ] cereal
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was it looks like that what's inside U Uber juice is inside yeah yeah you don't like it there's something about it I don't like yeah
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because it's like it's like perfume in a in a in a [ __ ] chip or something I didn't want perfume in the chip yeah
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yeah yeah you just you just gave me dra Noir ins I don't like it's like cool water flavor by the way whatever five
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this is below it's a five it's below the it's below this is the top top ranking one right so far let's let's have the next I think it's the white girl that's
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in the package that's conving that's what made me like it so much you put a wipers on the P pack that's quality is this final this is the final this is my
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favorite I usually eat it with ketchup and rice but I forgot to bring ketchup is this chichones is that what that is
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what's it called chichones is pork skins as you know M chichones yeah chichon I know this one this is the best well but you guys call them chichon but how do
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you say it because in where fancy and I come from we say chichones right we just
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say chichon chichon chichon Chon is this because you guys are going to you're disguising yourself as Mexican sometimes no yeah she is she goes Rogue so this is
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how do you say that Nang Juan Mangan oh my God this has got to be racist that's pretty racist Juan Juan this is mocking
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what does this mean so I don't know it's not racist because you know the what what the Spanish right they colonized right and did a little did a little with
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your people right and then all of a sudden some other thing came out uhhuh all right so at first first
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smell wo is that re wow good it is a heavy close the bag and open it fast smell it fast smell it fast like okay breathe in ready and wo good yes it's
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like smelling salts I love W it hits you hard W's great yeah w Is My Friend by smell alone I like this the most but I like chichon I'm I am partial to por let's see let's see what it looks like
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pork skin baby it looks like psorasis psoriasis yeah it's been flaked off it's a flaky
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psorasis now what hospital were these bagged from let's try it this is a scab it's a scab yeah yeah but most pork skin looks scabby okay well they hey yeah most look let me first it
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over the crunch is Right pork skin crunch is almost perfect when you get the corner of one you know hard and
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burnt hold on excellent excellent excellent so this is number one in your book uhhuh excellent now how many people in your community have died
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eating some of these snacks none yeah right excellent I mean perfect this is a hard curl this means it was fried a little bit longer there's a little bit more fat on this one
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M excellent I love pork skins excellent hey give me some give me one more cheese
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foot cuz I do I do like cheese foot thank you for bringing these snacks this is very nice and thank you for
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forgetting my birthday I really do appreciate d i call D DT DT anus yeah DT prolapse DT
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prolapse 2024 huh Trump trump Trum second place second place for sure these are delicious we have candy in there too in the Chinese box oh we got candy in the Chinese boxes so these give you bad
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bathroom troubles I used to when I we find it invisible candy invisible candy this is the invisible candy from last week but can I tell you something I've
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heard through the grap fine since we did this episode people said that that's the paper's not edible you're not supposed to eat the paper not this paper no even
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the inside you're not supposed to eat that either they said there's paper yeah we used to eat that in the Philippines people online say you don't eat the
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paper yeah yeah e that no no why does it dissolve in your mouth like [ __ ] deliciousness maybe because it's cancerous give me one let me try
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this is the infamous White Rabbit yeah see look see look eat it eat it you can't chew up why can't you chew it you suck suck on are you not supposed to be able to chew these Takes a Minute
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it it hurts well this is a silly candy it's supposed to look chewable but not be chewable yeah it's not Taffy why is it why people love Taffy why do you like
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that Taffy so much because it reminds us of the sea do you like taffy fudge Taffy
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go [ __ ] yourself I've never had a Taffy before this this hurts my teeth I it's
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not even enjoy what flavor huh what with the flavor flavor is great but it's like sucking on like a
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good tasting Stone this this is what my people this what the irishes would do when they bored they would put sugar on
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a stone and stck on it for an hour and a half that's what it is like do get yourself a sugary Stone Sheamus Sheamus
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grab yourself a sugar Stone yeah because suck just suck on it I'm doing it you love it anyway where did
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these come from Amazon yeah see are we going to die after all this stuff I feel like none of this is FDA approved no
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this no this is a quality candy dude o go stuck in my teeth I know okay look you doing it um yeah yeah
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I'm done I'm done I'm done see that's the thing about the White Rabbit you think it's fun at the beginning and then it's really runs out of steam there well
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thank you so much for the birthday gift Bobby Lee and not to anybody else on this show thank you so much for the million subscribers thank you Rudy for
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bringing us a taste of the Philippines and also for me having to get more toilet paper on the way home at CVS
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because I can already feel the cheese puffs loading up down below dude talk about poos I had dinner with Jean Hong M
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you know Jean right of course right we're eating at our favorite Chinese restaurant in Korea Town then we go
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let's get some ice cream we're in Waiting in L and ice cream and I look at them I go eight minutes in eight minutes
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in eight minutes Jean I'm GNA poo my pants eight minutes flat I gave him the [ __ ] time he goes get in the car
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that's pretty good to know the time though dude seven 7 minutes and 55 seconds I enter his house as soon as I
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go to the toilet it came out it was like it could have been a disaster dude it is funny to think about it must be in there going
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like yeah I know like when you when you guys's holding on to the ledge of building you know trying to evade but like I think I know how to like count it
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out now when your timing is is that good it's so good dude and that's what I want to say I have talent you do have a lot
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of talent you know there are certain talents I don't I can't play Batman you know I mean I can't really run the good you're not good at horseshoes I'm not
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good at horseshoes bowling you're great dude a good Bowl you want to play bowling with this guy don't don't even
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Bing with me buddy cuz I'm going to beat you you'll destroy you dude speaking of which what's this thing doing in front of the picture there of a of a uh this
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yeah it's just like uh oh 1 million uh decoration why is it in front of you no no no no no no no no no don't go anywhere with it leave it right there if you think you deserve it cuz it's on
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your picture on your why is it when we're on stage in Boston and we have a girl on stage and I go you know what's
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your name she says her name and I go how do you do you like our pocket no she goes I [ __ ] Carlos yeah I [ __ ] Carlos we
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hooked up that night too you did I saw you guys necking at the bar but okay so there's 5,000 people there right you
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have to bring your buddy on stage is that what the deal is she signed up it was deliberate though he put her name it was deliberate it was deliberate there's
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no way how how much easier for him to score when the girl that he's hooking up with gets randomly I'm going to give you
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a little Fame that's what you did exchange Fame for [ __ ] that's what it was for that's what that's what you did
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that night and also don't blame me for picking her you put her name on the list five times I think it was a b you know when like a magician is shuffling cards
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and is like any card but this one for sure that's what he did can I say thank you cuz it did help me you're welcome also that was the third time you had sex with her fourth who so she's not right
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no I mean she I judgment's a little wrong she's off and I'm not saying anything about her she probably Burns
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herself in the [ __ ] fire every once while just to feel no like accident like oh yeah that burns I forgot I think she
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might turn on the stove once in a while just to see if maybe it'll hurt her yeah
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what I'm saying she'll leave the stove on you leave one of the burners on but do you want to see what I had to deal with while I was hooking up with her
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this is what I oh yeah what did you have to deal with while you were hooking up with her I had to listen to this
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what shotgunning beers Mone in the other room who's that guy so this guy this who the
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[ __ ] is that guy I just see him all night's boyfriend he showed up to the after party the little after get
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together we all got together yeah this guy showed up straight out of the Outback I mean not where do you find
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people like this in a shed somewhere being hidden from society this guy is he was born at a rave born right he was born out a rave dude look at him they mixed
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Puli and Molly yeah in a bucket for a few days and this guy was born out of it I mean this guy what a strange strange bird it's a crazy one and this is mone's good buddy so he was in the while you
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guys were hooking up they were in the kitchen shotgunning beers yeah and I could hear why did you bring him back to the place you were hooking up at well
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mcon brought well you room yeah I know but kick them out and make them go wait wait you share a room we Shar a site on that one so there's two different rooms exactly oh I see but usually there's not
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okay usually he has to they have to know that so he came back to the room Mone out of respect Carlos put a sock on the door and tell him come back later that's the code that's bro code Mone you're
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really living the life huh doesn't deserve anything doesn't do [ __ ] at the show True right he takes I I told him to
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do one thing the photo was pretty good okay right but not great let's be honest it was fine it was fine okay this he
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takes one photo of me fancy an ad right before I did that and that was just to celebrate sending fancy uh the ad for
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last week at 3:00 a.m. yeah 3: in the morning so you waited till 3:00 a.m. to send him I did some work it's 3:00 in
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the morning 3 A.M my time so it was it was 6:00 a.m. you were up till 6:00 a.m. in new YK in Boston the sun was starting to come up a little bit wow why are we
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paying and I also text didn't I text you in the morning like where's the video where's the video how long did it take me to get it I was I was how long did it
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take me to get it I'm asking you a question it's not a fast one yeah he did it in LA when we were I exactly exactly
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you did it in LA he did it in the Uber you did it in the Uber did you not yeah that's not professional
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D I know man I don't understand happy birthday man thank you dude happy birthday thank you Bobby let's focus on
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friend none of your business fat ass you don't ask me that stuff you fat hey hey
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pal do you have Google Google oh okay he's not just a he's just a random guy who works at [ __ ] somewhere I guess so no this guy Google it how old is Andrew Santino why don't you guess I'd
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like you to guess let's see like in Filipino terms what am I 38 wow close feels good 39 pretty close 40 pretty close 42
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pretty close you're older pretty close 45 getting warmer 47 oh pretty close pretty good 48 pretty close PR close too high 40
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let's I don't I'm 40 I'm 40 I'm 40 years old I thought you were how does it feel
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I thought I thought I was what I thought you were 47 I'll tell you why it's your maturity thank you and that's where I'm going to go because I saw the rage come up yeah
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right and I saw what happened I'm trying to fight it back fight back doing some Zen stuff lately I've been zening out a little bit and and that one so and you
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know what I know it's a positive I'm about to do it look I'm about to do it what I'm about to little [ __ ] don't call
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her that thing again [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] let me tell you something yeah yeah let me tell you you know how quickly we can ship you out of here bud back on a
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boat you'll be back on a boat making stuff out of bamboo again yeah you will in no time I'll have you de
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I'm sorry no you're not sorry at all you brought me one Rogue chicken wing what a
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shitty birthday gift it was good though if yeah I'm sure it was I'm sure it was you can clean a house though I can tell
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you that right now yeah they all can can't they dude you can clean my house can you yeah [ __ ] yeah man I feel 40 how
00:27:46
do I feel I feel I feel 40 I feel 40 it's it's a milestone it's a big deal oh you're you're so you're thinking about it I don't like yeah yeah yeah dude try 50 yeah but but when I turned
00:28:01
50 I was like oh is Death Around death is around the corner somewhere but not that close to me it's you're closer yeah
00:28:08
you're definitely closer I'm closer I'm closer than you yeah well I feel like you and I will die at the same time oh
00:28:13
that'd be great I think we'll die together and I I I have dreams of this in a chalet we'll die in a Swiss Chalet
00:28:21
a Swiss Chalet on a mountain but it's not snowing why isn't it cuz it's summertime we're in a Swiss Chalet in
00:28:27
the summer time I'm drinking a cup of coffee I'm naked on the patio right I have melted I don't know why I have
00:28:33
melted chocolate on my body what do you mean you don't know why you know what we just got what we I do know you know I do
00:28:39
do but I don't I do and I don't yeah but so I'm out there you're drinking your thing I'm naked naked SN on melted
00:28:45
chocolate on my body tanning a little bit tanning and then for some reason there's like a what those rubber ducks little tiny rubber duckies yeah rubber
00:28:52
duckies on the cuz I'm making a chocolate Lake on my stomach fond that's what they call it right a fondue a fondue right I got little duckies right yeah my dick yeah where is it in
00:29:04
my ass yes no wait a minute how did you do that to me that's incredible pretty good right how did you get there I know wow I got there I tricked you dude yeah you know I see us at a Swiss Chalet and
00:29:15
I see that I see that happening I see that part of our our our Pinnacle of our friendship and you know who's not there
00:29:20
what you gone you're not what's in our Chalet I I can I can see what's inside of our Chalet where there's got to be a
00:29:26
dojo well yeah there's a dojo for sure what do you think we eat dinner what in the dojo in the dojo Japanese style yeah
00:29:33
take your shoes off I can't crisscross apples my knees hurt so bad when I get down on the ground yeah what do you call can you do that what can you sit Indian
00:29:40
style can you sit indigen indigenous people style what I can you can say you can I can do I can do the old school um the KN the uh the you know how they sit
00:29:52
with their knees hold on let me what is it let me I don't have know no idea what
00:29:57
that is let me get let me get it out yeah the crouching sitting the Asians do oh yes what's what's this right here
00:30:03
what I'm doing it's it's it's smoke it's smoke attack sit smoke I'm smoking yeah so I I'll show you you can smoke attack
00:30:09
stall I can still do this dude that's really good that's not low you got to go lower this is as low as it gets baby that is pretty low that's pretty [ __ ] low crouching could you do this crouching yeah I can do that are you
00:30:21
okay it hurts that I can do but I can't sit you can sit sit cross-legged native style right here like this
00:30:27
yeah I can't wow that's interesting not right now not with my back uh there's a new system in California called the
00:30:34
ebony alert it's Amber Alert for black people and it just got pasted wait a minute yeah cut it out they being real
00:30:40
there's an app that says when Amber Amber Alert AMBER alert but but but ebony alert M yeah but why Amber what that doesn't mean that they're white although white kids probably get
00:30:51
kidnapped much more than any other kind of kid well I don't know about well they're worth more yeah Street value for
00:30:57
a white K I think an ebony alert um is needed I've always prayed for one you know why why because I want to know that
00:31:04
they know that I have them right right you want everyone to know I want everyone because then if I have them I
00:31:11
could go oh they know I have it and then I'll change locations it's working it's going to work yeah yeah yeah wait a
00:31:16
minute you're really being serious at the thing called ebony Governor California governor Gavin Newsome has signed a new law that can help track
00:31:21
down young people of color who have disappeared and it's called ebony alert why not just a regular children
00:31:27
kidnapped alert and uh anyway U Andreas had a funny joke what is it I don't know what he did before we did the podcast we
00:31:34
talked about a little bit this ebony alert and he said something that was like out of pocket what did he say and I want you to him to repeat it on air
00:31:40
pleas what you say yeah yeah I didn't say anything well can I may I repeat it maybe yeah please well how is that going to work out you're right yeah how do you
00:31:48
know who's who they all look the same that's what the [ __ ] that's what you said you scumbag did mcon he said it
00:31:54
Carlos yeah can I tell you something when I first looked in the room here and I saw this set up and I saw your flag
00:32:01
and my flag I thought it's good I I I do love my flag I love my flag I do like your flag a lot what what what are the black lines
00:32:12
for what are the black lines on the Korean flag for I stand with Korea like quote Mark the the gon bar symbolize air air South summer the gamar
00:32:24
symbolize Water West Autumn the gone bar symbolize Earth North winter and the rebar symbolize fire East Spring you guys are doing way too much
00:32:35
yeah yeah to I think the sides are a little too much what did that's that the black lines are just so so heavy I
00:32:41
thought it was like threes you know what the three colors on the Irish flag stand for what it's really easy to guess so red heads the the hair hair the skin
00:32:49
skin the soul the Soul's not grein Soul grain symbolize the inclusion of the oh is that what liquor does to your soul yeah green this is a whiskey liver this is after I I see I see symbolize the
00:33:01
inclusion and the aspiration Unity between people of different tradition is the island you know we don't it means
00:33:06
nothing what is a Filipino flag I don't even know bring up the Filipino flag I mean that look like do they have one yeah we do I mean they're the ones that
00:33:13
make them after all that's a pretty good flag that is nice yeah the sun the sun is that the Sun or what is that it's the sun oh wow we understand a little bit of
00:33:24
attitude we get the sun too here [ __ ] it's the son she actually she only gets the sun we get the sun too yeah we also
00:33:30
get the sun yeah okay so the sun what's the blue mean peace that's why it's above the red because that's peace and then and then the other one's War yeah is that peace and War white triangle
00:33:41
stands for equality blue stripe stands for Peace Truth and Justice and the red stripe represents patriotism and Valor
00:33:46
ah you guys a lot of Valor huh Stolen Valor I've seen a lot of fake fake military over there walking around
00:33:54
tending like they're in the military and they're not the AG Sun colon a lot right
00:33:59
oh yeah so is that a lot of Valor I but do you know okay you can come in I mean what what did you say yeah hi welcome hi come on in are there any kids you know growing up named Valor
00:34:12
did you grow up with anybody named Valor no yeah what's the weirdest name because I know you guys have [ __ ] up weird names yeah fun names what's the weirdest
00:34:19
guy's name that you know agapito agapito agapito what does that mean I don't know
00:34:25
the meaning but agapito um so he was like hi I'm AAP agapito aabo ago okay bong bong bong bong bong bong is common bong bong and spaghetti spaghetti is a common name there yeah yeah like look at
00:34:41
they're crazy dude you really tell me spaghetti is you know is ly weird I know ly yeah you know I know ly I love ly Fort McKinley is not a name yes it is
00:34:53
somebody's name Filipino my dad is a retired AFP person our place that's a guy's name Fort McKinley
00:35:00
dude c number 10 what is that Dr hexus yeah yeah that's a guy's name my name is a combination of my father's name zoom
00:35:07
in yeah my father's name drexy car and Zeus from Greek mythology look at the next one yeah sagus June Hurst and grow wizard grow
00:35:21
wizard these are unpronouncable gr Wizards great look about y Ying Hill at this one right here say that yeah wait
00:35:29
my name is pronounced but it's spelled y g h n g j h y l l it's pronounced holy [ __ ] my name is inspired by stenography
00:35:42
according to my father yeah right okay number five sincerely yours wait a minute I mean cuz your welcome is common you're welcome or
00:35:54
thank you thank you by the way the kid the sister name is spaghetti 88 yeah my brother's name is macaroni 85
00:36:03
yeah yeah these sincity yours macaroni spaghetti is that it go to two and one no no no dude drink drink water dude and then you what stealing from the natives not only that though it's a positive
00:36:15
name well yeah you should hydrate it reminds me hydrate yeah when I meet them it reminds me see this one isn't as
00:36:20
weird God is with us God is with us it's God Is With Us yeah God Is With Us yeah
00:36:27
they sentences are names for them I've never met any Filipino that's like go down you've never met spaghetti 88 no go up God is with us no you don't know what
00:36:37
God is with us yeah it's godess with us it's oh goddess goddess goddess with us with us that's amazing by the way shout
00:36:44
out wherever you are spaghetti 88 go go off girl yeah go off Queen spaghetti 88 Che give me a name give me a name give me a name right now I got one what go my
00:36:55
a name a son if cuz if this these it's open my mind yeah it doesn't yeah you can be anything my son Jimmy crack Crone
00:37:02
and I don't care well those two of them Jimmy CRA corn right so Jimmy crack corn and I
00:37:08
don't care that's about those are my two kids you give me one I'm going to name my kid yeah wallet keys cell phone so when I leave the house I go
00:37:20
where the [ __ ] are my wallet my keys on my cell phone there they are right there there they are that that's amazing what are you gonna name your kids if they're
00:37:25
Filipino anything you want really um poo poo poo poo poo poo Okay PE poo PE what's the third do uh no it's Chinese uh poo poo pee PE and
00:37:42
Kevin Kevin yeah that'd be great yeah just to throw off everybody throw everyone off yeah po PE PE Kevin
00:37:48
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please do okay so in the Philippines did you know that we also have our own KKK wow I did not know thank you I did out of my nose that was insane give me a
00:40:40
napkin yeah wait a minute hold on please give me a napkin before I'm a booger is coming out of
00:40:46
my dude dude did you know hold on hold on thank you dude I did not know say that again I did say that again oh I did not know did know that we also have your
00:41:00
own KK our own KKK in the Philippines you have a KKK in the Philippines but the good KKK what is that even mean what
00:41:08
is it the good KKK yeah why why are they good no and you're making this up as we go there's no way and was made when the
00:41:24
Spanish colonizer oh you pieces of [ __ ] oh so it means oh yeah it's yeah yeah let's try to say that on the count of three Bob 1 two
00:41:37
three and look at that look at that Founders is Andre Andre bicio so there is there's Andre there's
00:41:45
a there's Andre's great grandfather wow dude wait what does it mean what does it represent do you know anything really about it it's it's just a like a
00:41:53
honorary organization that fought um the Spanish and wanted like Independence it
00:41:59
was a Filipino revolutionary Society founded by anti-spanish colonist Filipinos and Manila primary goal was to
00:42:04
get independence from Spain throughout a revolution wow so you use the KKK to defeat his people on their defense
00:42:10
though it's like they couldn't have picked any other name no because there well actually this formed before the KKK yeah there was no internet back then so
00:42:16
it was like you know they just probably just didn't know no but dude look at when this started this is way before the I'm sure the Philippines have a proud
00:42:22
boy too that's why I was confused 1892 the KKK probably didn't start until what you what do you think oh way before that
00:42:29
182 right after slavery was abolished probably 1865 all right so so this KKK was first dude I would Lov to got to that first meeting what what do you think in 1965 1865 I would have loved do
00:42:42
you think they I would just show up by the way if a if a non-white guy came up with white power yeah and they're like
00:42:48
it's too good we have to I know we have to use it we have to use it yeah like you were sweeping up the floor and you just left and you're why why power that me that that meeting must have been crazy dude 1865 oh my where was it in a
00:43:01
barn palaski Tennessee holy [ __ ] palaski Tennessee where and you know what what
00:43:08
uh how what a bummer it must be to be born anywhere near there today knowing the history of that place right you're just born there yeah where is it it's it's south of Nashville it's in the
00:43:20
middle of nowhere wow no [ __ ] do you think there's like a historical building that we could on the way to hille yeah
00:43:27
I've been there by the way I passed through this I've told you the story when you go down to play Huntsville when you do the double when you do Nashville
00:43:32
zies and you go down the driver told me that he's like you see that right over there KKK started right down that road
00:43:38
wow and I was like wow wow wow wow maybe I should go back home is what I said maybe I should go back home what is this this a Spanish journalist on TV well a
00:43:49
Spanish man walks by her and grabs her ass and it becomes a see this is this is very par for the course for span Spanish
00:43:56
yeah you want to see this let's see it smacked her on the butt oh I love this for man Bad Bunny is up to no good these days huh this guy causing trouble he
00:44:46
looks exactly like that guy sorry I didn't want to touch your butt I respect you but I didn't want to touch your butt
00:44:59
dude that's even worse wow that's worse than the [ __ ] butt dude can you imagine if a guy did this in American
00:45:05
culture they would they would destroy entire existence it's over yeah and so whenever somebody's like oh uh uh uh
00:45:13
we're so sexist here in this country yeah okay we need to work on some stuff this kind of [ __ ] would NE you could
00:45:19
never do this on in we would that guy would be ruined he is ruined that guy yeah no chance he's going to walk off just fine he lose his job probably probably didn't lose his job probably
00:45:29
nothing happened to him I mean it's just a little smack see you see w w w w w that's how they think that's how they think w w wow wow wow wow watch this let's give him let's give him a bar
00:45:42
let's give the barometer Let's test it are you allowed to kiss strangers wherever you want whenever you want just
00:45:48
in the see just on the face just on the face okay cuz they kiss you they go just people kiss do you have the culture
00:45:54
where you kiss your dad on the lips you know he does for sure there's no doubt in my
00:45:59
mind yeah oh no we don't you don't the cheeks yeah yeah nobody you know kisses on the mouth my dad kissed us on the mouth I know I didn't like it at all yeah yeah
00:46:11
no not really there is like the two kisses two kisses two yeah that's Europe what about in in the Philippines do they kiss on the mouth no like your mom would
00:46:18
you kiss your mom on the mouth no your dad no no one in your family would kiss on the mouth no what about a
00:46:24
cousin that's our yeah that's your yeah yeah yeah no you never kissed a cousin no let me ask you
00:46:30
is is is incest wrong in the Philippines I can take this one I mean what what what has it looked upon it's wrong but I but it's an island right there's only so many people you
00:46:41
can most of my uncle like like their um like each other's cousins oh my God wait
00:46:49
but wait wait wait but but not blood not blood blood oh my God so tell me tell me
00:46:55
a story yeah yeah no like know the murderer I know the murderer yeah yeah okay so his great guy by the way Sons aside from the murdering his sons were
00:47:08
also weird that liked my mom's um siblings and they're cousins and did they do anything I don't my mom said they did something like what like
00:47:21
they dated they okay they dated and everybody was okay with it no one says anything that's not that's not a weird family get together I don't know cousin is here with cousin
00:47:36
and cousin's here where's the line second cousin is that okay blood is the line blood is the line blood is the line
00:47:43
if there's a bloodline that runs through it okay so if I like like for instance yeah right you and I are kids yeah your
00:47:50
dad single had to you your mom passed away yeah okay my mom right single yeah they got together right we're brothers yeah could we [ __ ] yeah no blood oh I see there's no blood there so in in
00:48:03
Woody Allen that's well no Woody Allen was a little bit weirder than that okay that's a little Weir that's a little
00:48:08
weirder than what he just made out yeah and I you know I'm tired of you defending Woody Allen all the time you do it all the time why cuz you're a
00:48:13
director dude let go let it go dude all right he's canceled you know before the podcast what he literally he literally
00:48:20
goes to me what did Bill Cosby do that's what he said I don't get it's a DAT specifically do it's a date yeah yeah
00:48:26
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he goes out he a date yeah yeah no no yeah there's no blood if if it's like you married
00:48:32
someone's family through family it's like that's just someone you met through a I don't think it's chill but it's no
00:48:38
there's no bloodline there that's not you know but have you ever like thought that your cousin was
00:48:45
pretty no why'd you pause because it's mean to say because it because my my cousin that's like saying are all your cousins ugly yeah I FR it in a weird one cousin like you were like excited to
00:48:57
meet them no that's not the same thing cuz like they're like I love them I love them and they're and and I do think that um my cousins are they're not ugly
00:49:09
people but to say to you I think they're pretty is weird do never been attracted to them is what you're trying to say
00:49:15
yeah no no but could you look at one of your cousins and go she's attractive although I I can look at them and go I
00:49:22
they're uh not attractive I'd say oh oh uh he's good-looking or she's good-looking they're goodl looking so
00:49:28
never no no no yeah I yes no no no I have handsome and pretty looking you've never been like attracted and was like
00:49:34
excited to like excited to see them they cous excited in a what way in a crush way no no no no no not in a crush you have one time yeah you see you have
00:49:45
she's trying to bury me in [ __ ] because of your [ __ ] did you see that she projected being like you have right
00:49:50
that're pretty you have to say it's like you're trying to she didn't do that she that was such a that was [ __ ]
00:49:57
clever so clever yeah yeah yeah oh my God so this is your [ __ ] that's your [ __ ] so when were you attracted to your cousin yeah like when I was 15 go on and
00:50:05
how old was your cousin 18 was that is that weird I mean like you're both in high school that's it seems like that's when I think it's natural what to be attracted to your
00:50:17
cousin I I I I mean I would am I the white guy in this room or not never never I thought that was our thing no
00:50:24
bro I've never done it right but to me like just a girl your cousin pauled him okay I have
00:50:31
another cousin that's very attractive she's older than me but growing up I knew that she was attractive just you
00:50:37
know sure but what do you mean but there was never any no that's like not even like I'm sure Brad Pitt's cousins are like yeah he's good-look yeah but it doesn't mean
00:50:48
they want to [ __ ] their cousin right but you think they would would they yeah it's Brad Pit yeah you would have to I
00:50:53
mean at some point it's Brad Pit yeah a rler investigative reporter entitled uh the Philippines silent incest problem
00:51:01
and the incest rate of the country is 33% that's huge onethird of your country 33% that's huge a third of your country oh my God that's an epidemic dude look
00:51:13
what it says this number is likely underreported as many cases of incests are not brought to the attention to the authorities this whole country is
00:51:18
[ __ ] their family yeah Island what it's a small island that's what I said yeah yeah related any person who shall
00:51:25
that is crazy yeah no don't laugh it off so your cousin was 18 you were 15 did you tell him you thought he was attractive no cuz then that would just be so weird yeah but then do it on a podcast for millions of people I guess
00:51:37
it makes it less weird did you you never acted on it though no but I was I told my other cousin my girl cousin and she thought it was weird and she stopped like she said don't ever say that I gu I
00:51:49
like her she she knows what she's talking about but I was like you still no not now well she hasn't seen him in a long time but I was like like hardcore
00:52:01
crush and wow other than your one C who you who did you tell your mom no that was it you just told you just told one cousin and how did you get rid of the how did you get rid of this this Crush well because he lived like far away from
00:52:13
another Island too far for you to do something bad yeah yeah Jesus you're a bad you're bad but let me ask you if he
00:52:18
lived on your street 100% I've never not finished oh sorry would you eat rice cakes with them yeah that's what I want to ask you have
00:52:29
a late night batwing snack yeah yeah yeah yeah that's interesting 33% us what what's this USA between
00:52:37
between 1980 and 2022 around 15% of families United States reported to have an event of incest in the family that's
00:52:43
a lot dude 15% I mean that's a 15% 15% is a lot okay let me tell you this 85% of the country doesn't do that now do does that seem better no because 85% let's doesn't
00:52:59
do it when you're at the Grove right you're walking right count 10 people yeah one of them has done it that doesn't sound weird to
00:53:10
you no when you see some of the people at the Grove it actually adds up okay my point is you have you been out in public a lot of weirdos out in
00:53:21
public the more people I go out the more people I see the more I'm like wow there's a lot of weird
00:53:26
there's more weird than that I would assume there' be way more Crossing than 15% yeah you're friends with Brody
00:53:32
Jenner yeah how long have you guys been friends I love his coffee he makes coffee yeah let's see all right so I
00:53:40
just came out to make us both some coffee and we are out of almond milk but I did find one thing now I hear great things about breast milk I hear it's very nutritious I hear it's very
00:53:54
delicious he's putting his fiance's breast milk in his coffee in her coffee too though in
00:54:00
her own probably I mean if he's into it now how do we feel about this I'm okay with that I would do it and not
00:54:11
surprised don't like act like I just ate your your uh your foot chips an hour ago
00:54:18
he had a splash of unconventional creamer to him and his partner is he getting canceled for this or what no why
00:54:23
would he get canc there's nothing wrong about it I mean I I think it's cool for the baby to
00:54:28
drink for nutritional purposes but unless that espresso shot is for his baby would you drink your wife's breast
00:54:36
milk and coffee I've always wanted to try breast milk you've never tried it I do a shot of it yeah you never tried it
00:54:43
there's a place on Melrose that sells tit milk it's called tit milk yeah what does it taste like does it t like I've never tasted it who who
00:54:50
sweet you know that there's a store in the Philippines that sells breast milk you've had it yo but my mom but you
00:54:57
don't remember as a baby no because when she gave birth to my youngest um oh yeah cuz she's much older than her her
00:55:03
brother so you tried it or she gave it to you I tried it shut up did you drink did
00:55:10
you steal it or did was she asleep and you took okay when she was she was just resting and and
00:55:16
Rudy when she was pumping milk I just asked her oh can I try it and she just and you sucked it from the tit say you sucked it from the tit did you suck it from the tit or say you
00:55:29
sucked it from the tit I sucked it from the tit did you really good yeah okay you sucked it and it tasted
00:55:36
sweet huh but how old were you 17 yeah no like 12 was just during your crush with your cousin 12 12 I have I don't I don't
00:55:49
think there's anything wrong with this if he him and his wife but that's fine it's just unusual I would just drink my
00:55:55
coffee black that day yeah me too I'm not going to put my wife's breast milk at what I have a confession here we go
00:56:00
here we go this is the stuff we love go ahead I had some this summer you had breast milk this summer mhm whom's from a lady that came over to my
00:56:11
house so a pregnant woman or a woman who I mean a woman who had just given birth she just gave birth and she's milking
00:56:17
yeah she was milking and that was like part of the appeal I was like oh like an extra thing time out did you ask for
00:56:22
like is this an a service you order a a a woman who is this a thing you do no it was an this is a service he orders women
00:56:29
that just give birth to come over so you can suck on their breast milk it was an escort and like an extra thing was like
00:56:35
oh that's a bonus add-on oh major major like a fetish in the escort category there was a fetish of people who want to drink breast milk with their escort like while you're doing things she'll like squeeze them and like milk goes
00:56:48
everywhere how much more money is that than the regular like a $100 add-on it's like oh it's an easy way to make money if you just had a kid I just it's an easy way to make money if you you sound
00:56:59
like a sad pimp yes you hey baby it's a easy way to make money if you just had a
00:57:04
kid go ahead go ahead go ahead and honk that titty all over that dude I thought it was really hot so when Brody Jenner's
00:57:11
like doing the coffee thing I was like oh I would definitely do explain to me when you're hooking up with this person
00:57:16
yeah you need help you do yeah you do it's just more liquids you need help man did you drink it while you were hooking
00:57:22
up some guy I went like and it was it sweet like Rudy said it was slightly sweet it was like yeah oh that sounds good though that sounds good yeah well sometimes you get parched in the middle
00:57:33
of it you little something you know you run I I I if it was Sour then we'd have a problem no but maybe that I like sour stuff too like a sour patch kit love a good sour patch kit that be little Sour Patch tit yeah so you hooked up with
00:57:46
this person you did this she gave you some breast milk during hooking up and after and then you did it again was this
00:57:53
your last time or is this I had seen her before and last time she did it too but let me ask you something have you have
00:57:58
you eaten poop come I've never eaten [ __ ] why are you looking at me like I I cuz we don't believe you really yeah I've never eaten [ __ ] that wasn't my own
00:58:11
that wasn't your own I've tried my own never when did you try your own I mean like in my lifetime when it wasn't like
00:58:18
last month it was I didn't want to known it could have been the last year I think the past couple years yeah
00:58:25
we got to get you to a facility yeah yeah with real doctors with a real doctor you can't go to one of those ones
00:58:31
on Sunset I didn't know that was bad to try your own C it's not bad but it's not cool it's not good either you know it's
00:58:36
like liking your second cousin it's not bad but it's not good either okay like we said to her yeah thanks for being
00:58:43
honest I appreciate it yeah yeah but I do think that that's a crazy thing that there's add-ons now sex is sex is not
00:58:49
good enough you need to suck tit milk to like amp it up but it's also like a performance like while you're having sex
00:58:55
it's like a show exactly you need more than just the sex and the companionship at this point really I I need a whole
00:59:02
production see this is what my fear is Bob we talked about this I'm afraid he's going to get to like like choke stuff oh
00:59:07
yeah and N EXs yes and then n EXs and got bless nxs oh wow so I'm afraid that you're going to go to the next level yeah that's don't do that please don't do that I I'm not because it'll be
00:59:18
embarrassing for bad friends yes well it'd be make for a good pod it would would be nice yeah but I'll say this I
00:59:23
went to a store in New New York that was in a high-end sex store in SoHo really high-end like super super dope High cuz
00:59:31
when you walk in you don't think it's a sex store that's what's the cool thing about it but the toys were crazy
00:59:36
creative and there was one of them where you can tie yourself up uh like a little machine where you can wrap ropes around
00:59:43
yourself around your head and your neck and your arms like tie yourself up because you don't sometimes I think
00:59:48
people need someone to tie them up and you can you can still perform with toys and stuff like that there's a harness
00:59:55
for a toy wow I kind of wanted to buy it for you I would never it was four grand
01:00:02
I mean you know what I would use what one of those mic pant you know hang my they brought to January 6 the the atin no one of those no Mike Pence one a
01:00:16
a noose yeah I I do m m can you give me a Mike Pence News why does he make them no but they they did that didn't they do
01:00:22
that on January 6th you he should have used that and branded it and then made dude that would have been greates oh my God those would have flown off the
01:00:34
shelves MP news it would have dude get yourself an MP news yeah dude look at that thing
01:00:40
dude that was same Trader yeah wow what is this you sent me thiso find this video yeah I love
01:00:53
this so this is this [ __ ] on YouTube who like goes up to people and he [ __ ] with them you know like pranks all these
01:00:59
guys that do pranks yeah yeah so put hate this [ __ ] guy puts a phone up to his ear the guy says stop he says get
01:01:04
away stop he keeps doing it now look what the guy does stop pulls out a gun shoots
01:01:10
him pulls out a gun and shoots him that was good that was good that was good that was good that was good thank you
01:01:16
yeah yeah shoots the guy and by the way the kid lives he does guy lives yeah they took this case to court and if I'm not incorrect the shooter won he did not get charged
01:01:27
because it was an act of self-defense the jury found that this guy was acting self-defense and I love it I love it too
01:01:34
because leave that guy the [ __ ] alone I know dude leave him alone you see those ones in Home Depot where like a guy will
01:01:39
come up with a [ __ ] thing and scare people you should be able to shoot that guy shoot that guy shoot that guy yeah yeah no I'm not even
01:01:45
kidding and you know what's so [ __ ] annoying that this so the guy got off on the Char that's the best thing I've ever seen but the guy got off on the charge
01:01:51
the kid lived he didn't kill him but if he killed him I think it it would have been a different story why well because it's murder I mean it's you know it's
01:01:57
murder I know I get it now I get it I get it now you know Murder right but this idiot this YouTube kid says I'm not
01:02:02
gonna stop doing it now he's like oh no I'm still gonna I'm still gonna keep doing pranks that's what he said after
01:02:09
court there he is right there and then why do they always look like big dumb [ __ ] goons look at this
01:02:15
[ __ ] big dumb still lives at home with his mom by the way the guy who shot the gun Bravo aim up you know what I
01:02:21
mean aim up no no all right I'm stomach stomach this is a bad ad for Popeyes though yeah yeah love that gun from
01:02:28
Popeyes what was a bit though was a bit like he was playing him something it was something on the phone it was an audio thing I couldn't make out but I think it
01:02:35
was probably like you know like whatever it is yeah yeah but he shoot he shot him
01:02:40
I he got away with it and I got to tell you what totally cool with it and what state is
01:02:45
it uh well Dulles is is uh DC right I don't know that's what it looks like Washington yeah DC something for you guys we were so excited for 1 million
01:02:57
for the 1 million episode uh that we decided to sing a song to you guys oh my God they're going
01:03:03
to sing a song to us like Barber Shop cartet let's see oh it's got be it's got to be harmonized Gilbert did such a good
01:03:09
job with your aella you know 400 episod we decided to do the same okay good I love it
01:03:18
okay I paid my dues wait stop time out time out time out time out stop stop we W an original song no yeah we won an original song you
01:03:29
are going to sing We Are the Champions yeah here here here here's the deal you sing a song it can't
01:03:35
be a mockery of another song right no it's going to be an original song that we've never heard before no so start
01:03:42
over I don't care what you have lyric wise make it up make it up make it up all right Andrew just paid me in Boston we need to talk about that
01:03:55
we shouldn't pay him anymore go ahead yeah I got laid why are you looking down like you're reading it you're making it up yeah because I'm okay okay it's also
01:04:05
to still too much like Queen n no no no I don't want that yeah doing that do a different Harmony different Harmony
01:04:14
dude come on thank you Andrew thank you Bobby yeah y'all are my friends we work together true thank you for the hotel rooms they
01:04:29
are fun sometimes I bring girls back MH thank you Rudy well for being here and always supporting me Rudy likes dogs Bobby eats dogs Bobby loves
01:04:44
dogs Andrew kind of likes his dog I think yeah I think can harmonize and stuff this is a [ __ ] song dude I I I was going to do Freddy Mercury no but Carlos
01:04:57
I mean me and Andrew can sing a song right now D easily we're not but we're not oh good yeah all right well I need fancy and Mone to help me out here you three
01:05:10
you three are [ __ ] you three you are [ __ ] you're bad at your jobs you're bad
01:05:16
at your jobs we on you you're the bottom of the barrel we don't like you chip what' you say what' you do what did you say we
01:05:29
chip wait this is what I heard what we're chip your chip we chip we're your chip what your chips yeah what what what
01:05:41
did you say we are chap oh chap why the oh chap I thought you were saying we're Doritos chip yeah we're chips we're chips I'm sour cream and onion chip yeah
01:05:53
Coran chip I'm a cool wrench Dorito chip yeah Mone is a f yeah yeah actually no Mone is a bugle remember bugles yeah that guy's a
01:06:03
[ __ ] bugle actually if we're going to name them as chips fancy would be what fancy would be just regular lays like
01:06:11
the like the original lays the greasy little kind of they're underrated they're good but they're not that good Carlos is a cheap tortilla chip with bad
01:06:22
salsa with like yeah with like oh yeah yeah g with the one you you know what I mean and they're it's watery super
01:06:29
watery and then uh what's Mone a wood chip yeah a bag of wood chips a bag of wood chips you're a bag of wood chips man well thank you for the 1 million
01:06:41
subscribers for being song I have a question we go this is what we like yeah yeah wait there's this um Trend in Tik
01:06:49
Tok where the girls ask the boys if they ever think of about the Roman Empire and
01:06:55
all of the yeah what is this thing I I don't get it they say like three times a week they think about it do you how often do you think about the Roman Empire we'll say it at the same time because I know it's the same answer one
01:07:09
two three zero every day what no every day every day oh [ __ ] of course I think
01:07:14
about it every day I mean every day the Roman Empire one of the most influential time periods in history yes of course I think about the Roman Empire really how
01:07:21
could you not yeah I don't think about the Roman Empire ever I don't don't stop thinking about it I'm thinking about it constantly yeah there isn't one moment
01:07:27
in my day that I don't think about the Roman Empire in comparison to what I'm doing I'm at Jersey mics thinking about the Roman Empire what about you
01:07:35
guys like three times a month I only know one Roman Empire guy pontious pilot yes that's it's that that's the main guy
01:07:42
right what did he do that's the Bono what it's the Bono of it's the Bono of of Romans he's like the U2 of Romans no
01:07:49
he cleared his hands he's isn't Pontius the one that did the stab yeah yeah Jesus yeah he's the [ __ ] he's the
01:07:55
evil [ __ ] bag yeah he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] bag that guy he's from Ab bruso Italy I don't ever think about the Roman Empire
01:08:01
that's an insane question I've girls think about the Roman no they're asking young men when how often they think
01:08:06
about it and men are like I don't know like once a month I've never thought about what I've never think about it I don't I don't ever think about it so
01:08:12
okay cuz all the men on Tik Tok say they think about it like three times a week maybe some of these men do I don't ever
01:08:18
are they are they all white guys be honest yeah yeah yeah whites yeah what else do you see what what else is trendy
01:08:23
[ __ ] for your age rub we could wait I want to show you something it's my it's my nostalgic Filipino song and I want you to see the video oh boy
01:08:38
okay we sing a long try long oh look at her this is the cut press pause yeah so are these guys popular they were really popular when I
01:08:54
was like 13 years old 1.7 million views 14 years ago that's before anything got that kind of number yeah so um like if you had seen them in the streets you would have chased down the street like chased them yeah but that's why I would
01:09:08
like always like listen to imagine if that was his her cousin oh my God the T the tagalong rap that you know what they're saying no can you translate I
01:09:20
know I okay what is it it was kind of saying I really do new S I picked up somebody it was saying something to the effect of like there's plenty of fish in
01:09:27
the sea but it's like if you catch you you read that what you read that on the comments read what on the comments what are you talking about he knows no he read that when did I read it
01:09:39
in the no yeah when did I read it in the comments okay there's no way he read that on the what when we just showed the
01:09:46
fish on the SE yeah I got that too plenty of fish in the sea exactly but it's or it's like easy if you're it's e
01:09:55
it's easy to catch one if you're not if you're not like if you know if you're just hard as open yeah is that what it
01:10:00
means you read thatwhere where did I read it we have iTunes and [ __ ] Spotify we listen to
01:10:07
this [ __ ] too you read that somewhere no where where did I read it that's kind of true but on the chorus it says we're
01:10:16
tired of girls girls playing us yeah so we're going exactly so we're going to go
01:10:21
to go down to the so we're going to go to to the the beach right to see the fish to the Gaye yeah to the gays this song is about
01:10:32
being gay but where's the gays at the beach [ __ ] yeah where do you think they live yeah yeah yeah where you gay guys
01:10:38
live at the beach right yeah Anthem yeah it's a gay anthem of the 90s wow look at them oh they are gay so they're
01:10:45
basically saying girls are [ __ ] guys are the best and if you want to be happy in life you got to be gay yeah if you want
01:10:51
to be happy for the rest of your life never make a woman your wife personal point of view get a [ __ ] dude to marry you are they still big in the Philippines like if like are there what
01:11:04
I don't know I haven't heard from them in a while oh you keeping contact with those guys no what do you mean you
01:11:09
haven't heard from them you haven't heard like there's new song by the way look at how corny even the parental
01:11:15
advisory look at the top right Bala Bala be careful babala go get your babala okay I have another question what he by the way before you go what does it say at the bottom daang lassan that's
01:11:27
their group name is daang lassan yeah what does that mean I don't know I I'm not Tagalog I'm Vis it doesn't matter it's close I speak ionics and English I know I know slang
01:11:40
right that's slang if somebody said that [ __ ] is Cap dog I know he's saying that you're what's the other thing you're
01:11:46
lying oh my other thing is uh T T2 Andrew are you a football fan not the not the soccer American football American football yeah why did you know
01:12:01
that Taylor Swift put I forgot his name the well this joke isn't going to work unless you say it the right way wait let
01:12:08
me look him up Travis Kelce yeah did you know that Taylor Swift put Travis Kelce
01:12:14
on the map yeah oh my god I've heard this before and let me tell you something okay easy dude I know I get it she does that to me too she
01:12:26
doesn't even know who Travis Kelce is she has no idea you don't know who that's why what I'm saying is true she does okay can did Taylor Swift win two
01:12:33
Super Bowls did she win two Super Bowls is she a world champion twice Taylor Swift can
01:12:39
Soul cell that I want to say something right now I'm [ __ ] tired of this [ __ ] let
01:12:45
me say something right now what do pop music stand for popular music popular music popular music is for Dum Dums wait
01:12:53
a minute I like a lot of Pop I know me too some of it some of it I like but what I'm my my point is is that you know for instance one of the greatest albums
01:13:00
ever made is The Velvet Underground album with the banana on it right they only sold 500 copies of that when it
01:13:06
first came out but the reason why it's in the top 100 best albums ever made it's because it's influential it's [ __ ] good [ __ ] right my point is
01:13:12
popular doesn't mean that it's [ __ ] great and Taylor Swift is talented but she's not the all be all be of all of it
01:13:19
preach million subscribers we so popular we million [ __ ] God man I'm tired of this Taylor Swift [ __ ] dude she's talented I get it she's very talented yeah but she's not the in 20 years no
01:13:30
one's going to give a fog she's like Tiffany no I think I think she's a little bit more popular than Tiffany okay so all right sorry sorry all right
01:13:37
a little bit a little bit more yeah yeah but look in the same way that like Madonna was an international Superstar
01:13:43
right huge Madonna was was globally obviously because it was predated the internet she wasn't as big as Taylor
01:13:49
Swift right cuz the internet but if Madonna came in right now we'd be like What's Up Madonna Well we'd be like okay is everything okay cuz she's been
01:13:54
scaring me in the last couple of years yeah yeah yeah she has a British accent for some reason and she's from Jersey my
01:13:59
point is that things fade it's a fad no but she's incredibly huge talented person very talented it's a fad and and
01:14:06
you know what she put Travis Kelce on the map hey no I want to see that video after the first round I realized that she was a lot tougher although I expected to tough I
01:14:18
just expected her to show a bit more tiredness all the five rounds not look like it I enjoy the whole process and I enjoy being in the room press pause you
01:14:32
enjoyed the whole process oh my God your face is in other parts of the country now yeah what the [ __ ] do you mean a
01:14:39
tooth is missing she's gashed up you're a Mr Potato Head like your eyes is in your [ __ ] neck your neck is in your
01:14:45
eye this is by the way you know I don't know if you know this this is bare knuckle women's bare knuckle boxing not UFC this is bare knuckle raw knuckle to
01:14:52
face that's why it's so brutal cuz there's no padding at all look at her she's fine one little baby rap she's fine look at her she enjoyed the process
01:14:59
a little bit more yeah I mean go back to the original photo the very first what what fight I I got to see this fight by the way you enjoyed the [ __ ] fight I mean she's getting
01:15:13
worked it didn't go the way I wanted how long do you think I would last with that girl in bed no in the in the ring oh in
01:15:20
bed i' I'd be like probably a long time yeah yeah but in the ring you think bare knuckle one punch you're gone I give me
01:15:27
two punches no chance I my bank account please give me two punches if the first one didn't land yeah it was like a chip
01:15:33
how you probably do round I could get a whole round with her yeah I get a whole round but you think you'd lose most
01:15:39
likely yeah because I'd want I don't want to look like that when it's over I'd want to bail but wouldn't it be fun to watch a dude fighting a girl you
01:15:46
specifically her it'd be fun to watch yeah just me fighting bar I've be your corner right I'll splash water in the
01:15:51
air that's not what they do in the corner I know but that's what you think that's what they do in the corner what I would do splash splash splash referee
01:15:58
comes over like sir if your corner doesn't stop splashing water in the air we're going disqualify you yeah I would do all kinds of stuff I would do the
01:16:04
powder why what is that going to do for me don't they have powder yeah but what that's for that's for keeping your
01:16:09
that's I don't care I would do it I would do it in their eyes don't they do that in WWF you know what you'd want to
01:16:15
do you'd want to rub the rub the the goop the wound rub my wounds my the goop over oh yeah yeah close up my what would
01:16:21
I put in there you know what I would put I put um the Tiger Tiger Bomb Tiger Bomb in my eyes yes right in your eye bomb no
01:16:28
I don't want that yeah and Bay I would do a mixture my own mixture and I I would blow [ __ ] I would tiger B blow
01:16:35
[ __ ] powder in your eyes and splash you with water dude you'd be ready for the second round yeah lose immediately yeah yeah yeah they couldn't have called
01:16:41
it what would you do in my corner huh what would you do in my corner I wouldn't be there I know you wouldn't yes I would I'm always be in the middle
01:16:46
I'd turn around and you're gone no I go like this go Bobby run run run I would make you get them tired God that would
01:16:52
be so [ __ ] petrifying to being in a bare knuckle fight with her anybody period yeah I don't want to be bare knck
01:16:58
I could do it with her jewes I she could put up a fight dude no I'm weak yeah she's weak she's weak okay well thank you for being a bad
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